💬〡general-off-topic

[silk gulch]

of course poto

[verbal niche]

d

[raven flicker]

I got banned from chess server 🤟🏻🤟🏻😎 from saying hello 🦶🏻💯 its violation

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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Rapid: 2207 (peak)
Blitz: 2656 (2688 peak)
Bullet: 2406 (2425 peak)

[remote bramble]

incident

[raven flicker]

Why all frensh people are 1200 ello + 😔👎

[grim edge]

Socialising with the chess nerds? That’s a violation of the server rules 🤡

[raven flicker]

whenever its an indian-frensh i resign

[raven flicker]

Real 😡💯

[silk gulch]

i am 350

[zenith seal]

I saved 65$ and there's a chess tournament entry fee is 65$ but if I can get 1st U1800 I get 80$ bacl if I get 2nd U1800 I get back my 65$ otherwise I lose it all sshould I take this risk?

[raven flicker]

U fake frensh

[raven flicker]

no

[remote bramble]

my winrates by nations

[raven flicker]

not a lot of profit to risk

Ask @remote bramble he is like 5000 elo

[grim edge]

I’m 1200+ somehow

[remote bramble]

australians 18% 💀 40 games

[grim edge]

Not French

[raven flicker]

Bro i was analysing all ur games how are u so good😡

[silk gulch]

you must be india and philippines to be the best player

[remote bramble]

whats yoru rating and what tc

[raven flicker]

frensh india is 100elo

[remote bramble]

you dont have premium

[grim edge]

:3

[raven flicker]

Liches🦶🏻🤟🏻

is it worth it to buy premium🤟🏻🤟🏻

[remote bramble]

analysis is much much less accurate in my opinion

[raven flicker]

😨

[grim edge]

Darling, im with st. bernard's
and we're scouring the alps and the andes
and if they die then it is on my head
they follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed

[remote bramble]

the worst, cuz i won like 75% games against them

[honest imp]

shoutout wesley so

[silk gulch]

because french is an exeption

[zenith seal]

it's also about the fact I want to improve my rating cause I am like 1400 classical eventhough I beat 1800s and I need to improve my rating as It would help me find a team to play in my country's league

[zenith seal]

about 2000 chess.com but I can beat 1800s comfortably in classical but rating I have is not ao great

[grim edge]

what did you do

[toxic lintel]

Just had a women drive me home😱

[fleet sigil]

ok

[grim edge]

was it your mother

[toxic lintel]

Nope, other women

[jovial vector]

Me

[grim edge]

that cat is autistic

[grim edge]

someone in your family

[grim edge]

us

[grim edge]

ayeeeee

[jovial vector]

I am too

[toxic lintel]

Nope😎

[grim edge]

my boy is scoring

[toxic lintel]

I don't talk to my other family

[grim edge]

an uber/taxi

maybe a bus

[toxic lintel]

A women ^

[grim edge]

a woman*

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

women is plural

[toxic lintel]

Maybe it was 2 women😳

[grim edge]

you wish

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

ya' ain't pulling if you're in this server

[toxic lintel]

I waved to this women at work today

[grim edge]

anyways this song slaps

https://spotify.link/ir4uyJbBhDb

i like this

[grim edge]

can u stop saying women

[toxic lintel]

Omg I was in the wrong channel

Thought I was going crazy

[grim edge]

dumb

[grim edge]

also why r u flexing about that here, of all places

[toxic lintel]

The cat?

[grim edge]

the "women"

[toxic lintel]

I wanted everyone to know I got driven home by women😎

[grim edge]

we're missing essential context, but anyways nobody cares

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

1. e4

don't mind my autism

[tender sentinel]

[latent oracle]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

[grim edge]

hey bro

i care

[grim edge]

Legit don’t know, I haven’t used discord for weeks

[latent oracle]

Don't feel bad bean

I care too!

[grim edge]

whismy owes me money

[grim edge]

@whimsy

do it no balls

i can’t tag them

i can’t find their tag 💀

@grim edge

@grim edge

you dislexic

dislexic

[grim edge]

yes i am a hypocrite

nice

[toxic lintel]

My sleep tonight is gonna be exquisite

[grim edge]

mine is gonna be exquisiter

[toxic lintel]

Going to bed at 5 pm😎

[grim edge]

real

[toxic lintel]

I promised my morning self I'm gonna get 12h tonight

[grim edge]

don’t start something you can’t finish

[toxic lintel]

Facts😭

Bruh what the heck

I somehow deleted this game I had

Now I gotta re-download :/

[grim edge]

maybe your phone did that for you

to optimize storage

[toxic lintel]

On ps5

[grim edge]

oh

[toxic lintel]

I prob hit delete and not close game last night, I was pretty tired

[grim edge]

were you wasted?

[toxic lintel]

No but a little angry, spent 3 hours in this one fight😭

3 whole hours

[grim edge]

THREE HOURS

WHAT DID THEY DO

not even batman fights for that long

[latent oracle]

What game

[toxic lintel]

I had to keep re loading my save, and quick save every move

[grim edge]

actually he might have

[latent oracle]

Sounds like skill issue to me

[toxic lintel]

Baldurs gate 3

[latent oracle]

Ah

[grim edge]

i love how you immediately assume it happened in a game

[toxic lintel]

Bro people say tactician mode is so easy then there's me taking 3h every fight

[latent oracle]

How can he accidentally delete a real life game

[grim edge]

what fight lasts 3 whole hours

[toxic lintel]

The emerald Grove raid

[grim edge]

i thought you were talking about the fight

[grim edge]

both of them weak asf

[grim edge]

batman v superman probably

[latent oracle]

Yeah, 3 hour fight in a video game

[grim edge]

oh no that was two hours

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1560 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1802 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 1900 (2257 peak)

[pliant orbit]

uyy anime girl

[toxic lintel]

Not next week but the week after next week I got 2 days off, hopefully 4 day weekend😱

[latent oracle]

Anime woman

[toxic lintel]

We just gotta get everything done next friday

[pliant orbit]

i love anime girls

[toxic lintel]

2d women😍

[pliant orbit]

would be perfect if they were real

[toxic lintel]

Ong

[grim edge]

that would be 3d

glad i could help

[pliant orbit]

example: me

[toxic lintel]

Your 3d😱

[pliant orbit]

i am 3d anime girl

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

you could always have cosplayers

[toxic lintel]

^

[grave wasp]

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[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

uhh how- what?

i know but how can a woman be that

[strange brook]

Guys why does universal studios have a rook in real life?

[viral epoch]

Yo @grim edge

This is the closest I'll ever get to a face reveal

[cunning urchin]

What happen to the advantage

Coulda hit him with the book worm

No curveball just straight gas

[grim edge]

happy equinox chat

its tbe equinox

crap my airpods are dead and i have to go to the gym

[fleet sigil]

op

[nova verge]

THE WORST!

[last verge]

[grim edge]

i just had the most harrowing experience of my life rn that i cannot tell u

i hate freshman sm

[fiery beacon]

Hi guys

[last verge]

bro is NOT

[grim edge]

kiss me

[last verge]

the freshmen at my school are tweakers

[viral epoch]

😭

[grim edge]

i could kill and eat a freshman 🙏

[viral epoch]

Bro thinks he's Yamcha

[fiery beacon]

😘

[grim edge]

🥺

[last verge]

my apes teacher last year said we can use freshmen as battering rams to break windows in case we need to leave the school really fast in emergencies

[grim edge]

i seriously cant believe these ppl exist. like i was never this small or weird tf

[fiery beacon]

That’s like 50 points

[stable mirage]

sounds like a great teacher also imagine es

[fiery beacon]

Why do you have a class learning about monkeys

[grim edge]

points?

[hasty iris]

What's the problem?

[grim edge]

wdym by that

[fiery beacon]

Affection points, I give them out to my love interests

[grim edge]

am i still your love interest

[last verge]

they wouldnt let me do bio or ap chem in sopmore year 💔

[fiery beacon]

Current standing is: Unity:130, Whismy: 150, Break: 100

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NGRGNRG

[stable mirage]

L

[last verge]

both in a metaphorical and literal sense

[fiery beacon]

Yes because you’re nice and cool

[last verge]

no problem we all agreed

[grim edge]

i once saw a freshman get eaten by a wild coyote

[stable mirage]

did you help

[last verge]

‼️

[grim edge]

Oh God

[stable mirage]

the coyote

[grim edge]

i was the coyote 🙏

[stable mirage]

oh

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

he tasted like vape

[grim edge]

wile e coyote

[last verge]

i ordered 10 capybara plushies and it only cost me $12??

[fiery beacon]

Some freshmen at my highschool have full beard and mustache combo and are more muscular than some grown men I know

[last verge]

i love the internet

[fiery beacon]

Don’t underestimate the freshmen

[astral cloak]

Hey I want to send a screenshot of my game. How do I do that here?

[grim edge]

im just sayin if i were wile e coyote i coulda caught that bitchass roadrunner

[covert cosmos]

eat potatoes

[grim edge]

@last verge tf where

[last verge]

cashapp me $50 and ill post it

[fiery beacon]

Have to connect your account

[astral cloak]

Wut

[last verge]

shein

[fiery beacon]

Go to server guide

[grim edge]

i love shein bc i hate. children

[grim edge]

i was in a guitar group with children players briefly i wanted to kill a few by the end

[last verge]

i dont care if my clothes were made in a chinese sweatshop as long as my fit hard

[fleet sigil]

!welcome

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[strange brook]

Why so serious?

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

you are NOT the joker

[grim edge]

everybody else does it and theyre all more expensive 🙏

[stable mirage]

congratulations for being the 57th person to make this joke

[fleet sigil]

please connect, I'm absolutely disappointed in the lack of connections today 😔 😔

[grim edge]

ill connect with you 🥺

[strange brook]

Hooray😃

[astral cloak]

Ok I connected discord

Still cant send an image here

[fleet sigil]

that caught me off guard

[stable mirage]

thanks Carl love you

[last verge]

exactly, i got some amazing ass cargo pants for $16 and i saw almost the exact same thing at the mall for $70

[grim edge]

uh how long have you been in this server?

[covert cosmos]

?????????

[fiery beacon]

You what caught me off guard? Your face. You’re hot as hell ngl.

[strange brook]

You wanna know how I got these scars?

[grim edge]

i would rather cauterize a limb than pay 70 dollars for a pair of cargo pants 🙏

[fleet sigil]

not very long

[covert cosmos]

h

[grim edge]

ooooooooohhhhhhhh kk

[last verge]

exactly bro

[grim edge]

redbubble and etsy ngl are rly expensive but also good

[last verge]

i started buying my clothes online ||and taking jewelry from the mall||

[astral cloak]

How to send image

[grim edge]

i need to find a place to buy weird shit

[fiery beacon]

People charge 70 dollars for cargo pants?!?!?

[karmic anchor]

🇺🇸

[fiery beacon]

The hell is wrong with the world

[strange brook]

You must be at least 3000 elo

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[last verge]

go to the mall its fkin insane there

[grim edge]

the slave labor makes it more valuable

[last verge]

some brands are infamously overpriced like lululemon has $120 sweatpants or something

[fiery beacon]

I’ve never been to a mall lol

[hasty iris]

you joke but there's a collegiate team this year in CCL whose average rating is 3k+

[grim edge]

can u steal me jewelry 🥺

[last verge]

you literally take it and leave 😭

[grim edge]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈

[fiery beacon]

I proposed with a ring to 10 different men today and they all rejected me

[strange brook]

How though when peak elo is still held by Magnus at 2800?

[latent pebble]

Good way to ruin your reputation yeah

[astral cloak]

Ok if anybody can answer my chess question in #💬〡chess-talk are welcome to do so

[hasty iris]

chess.com rating

[latent pebble]

No college is gonna want a 4.0 GPA student with a CRIMINAL record

[last verge]

don't come after me if small little items cost like twice my hourly salary

[strange brook]

Oh my fault

[last verge]

no record

[grim edge]

but free shit 🙏

[hasty iris]

3013 average is INSANE

[grim edge]

NOT me 🙏

[last verge]

meeeee :3

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[grim edge]

apparently my sisters tried weed and i havent. ive gotta step up my game 🙏

[fleet sigil]

you've already stepped up your game

by not smoking

[last verge]

you have sisters??

[last verge]

< 500 rated

[grim edge]

one sister two brothers

yes i have thought abt killing one 🙏

[upbeat viper]

can I flex with that ?

[grim edge]

bast ily

[last verge]

did magnus comment on bro's game

[upbeat viper]

ily too

nah

on my mod profile

:')

he noticed me moderating his chats ig

that's nice

[grim edge]

But, I know that every stone on a slope doesn't find a plateeeaaauuuuu

[grim edge]

he thinks ur cool dm him

[upbeat viper]

I did

[fleet sigil]

not my rating, I haven't even played a single game yet 💀

[upbeat viper]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> realestbeginner

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[upbeat viper]

I wanna see if I can interact with the goat

[grim edge]

im having a love affair with alireza firoujza rn

[upbeat viper]

[latent pebble]

Truth always comes to light man

[latent pebble]

I don't think you're that financially inept

[fleet sigil]

me when I see below 2500 cc play

[last verge]

who does bro think he is 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

[grim edge]

i have stolen many things and people havent noticed 🙏

[fleet sigil]

I think you suck 🗣️ 🔥

[grim edge]

this is between me and the magistrates of god, and god thinks im cute

[last verge]

crazy

[fleet sigil]

crap

hide the evidence

[glass nymph]

wtf is a kilometer

[peak plank]

Congratulations on 2k @upbeat viper

[last verge]

uh oh bast is my strength now

[peak plank]

I'm way to busy to play today

[grim edge]

america is the best and only country in the world 🙏

[upbeat viper]

\0/

but I played like shit in during my stream

ig I'm very very tired

I needa rest

OTB destroyed me

[peak plank]

Yeah I gotta start heading to class after 2 minutes or so

[upbeat viper]

(also the fact of not sleeping long)

[peak plank]

Oh, yeah, how did you do OTB @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

won

was a pirc

[peak plank]

Send game pls

[upbeat viper]

nah

[fleet sigil]

hey is sleeping at 1:00 am everyday healthy

[upbeat viper]

not worth it

[peak plank]

You did 150 attack?

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/u18h.gif

[last verge]

no but its normal

[upbeat viper]

nah

because I didn't play a4 somehow

[peak plank]

Okay

[fleet sigil]

gasdadigja

[upbeat viper]

I'm stoopid

[upbeat viper]

I gotta grind 2k bullet like you

for the full 2k

[last verge]

the full 2k triplet is such a good feeling

if you're 2000 blitz then 2000 bullet probably wont be hard

although i developed a bullet addiction

[upbeat viper]

just gotta click fast and solid

and gg win ez

I don't like bullet tho'

[sharp galleon]

bullet just destroys your chess lol

[last verge]

what a logical and principled move made by a 2100 rated bullet player, i'm sure it will be a balanced game from here

[astral cloak]

How did you get this UI?

[sleek zealot]

this goes hard 💯

[last verge]

translucent board, game room pieces, solid color background (hex code 1e6145)

[sleek zealot]

bro blurred the rook

[astral cloak]

How is it a mate

[glass nymph]

g6 fxg6 hxg6 gg ez

[grim edge]

tbh gordon ramsay is cute

[feral elk]

Not to brag but i'm halfway done filing my basement with gasoline

[light cedar]

nice

[sleek zealot]

i like gordon ramsay but dont like him at the same time

[sleek zealot]

do you have matches

[sleek zealot]

you think everyone is cute so whatever

[feral elk]

Yup

[grim edge]

guys

[upbeat viper]

wait

[grim edge]

i failed at the gym

[sleek zealot]

send me a vid when ready

[grim edge]

my prime years……

[upbeat viper]

@last verge how come you're 2k2 rapid ??

[sleek zealot]

what does that mean

[grim edge]

they’re behind me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geo226890

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Blitz: 2475 (peak)
Bullet: 1790 (peak)

[feral elk]

Might take a while but ok

[grim edge]

i couldn’t do my renegade rows like i could before

[grim edge]

false. second president of the second hungarian republic zoltan tildy is NOT cute

[sleek zealot]

he looks like someone you'd think is cute

[feral elk]

This shit finna be crazy

[sleek zealot]

also what do you think about the pope whism

[grim edge]

i mighta named the wrong hungarian president tbh

[grim edge]

mid 🥱

[light cedar]

send me the vid when you done

[grim edge]

pope urban v tho 🥴

[glass nymph]

wow amazing stuff

[feral elk]

alr

[light cedar]

i wanna see this crazy

[quaint apex]

Where’s the meme channel

[light cedar]

thanks

[sleek zealot]

this one??

[grim edge]

ye hes a hunk

[feral elk]

On the meme channel

[quaint apex]

Where’re

[grim edge]

this is the meme channel

[sleek zealot]

whats a hunk

[quaint apex]

Shut up lol

[grim edge]

ion know then theres a specific hungarian president whos ugly enough to break glass

[grim edge]

strong probably

[upbeat viper]

anyway bye chat ily

[quaint apex]

Am I lowkey blind

[feral elk]

keep yourself safe

[grim edge]

this is the meme channel

[quaint apex]

No

[grim edge]

it is

[sleek zealot]

orbán viktor sends his regards

[feral elk]

Peter Griffin

[grim edge]

why are you acting like you know everything when you don’t know where the meme channel is

[grim edge]

ugly bastard 🙏 looks like he eats salamanders

[quaint apex]

?

I joined yesterday

[sleek zealot]

fr hes actually one of the worst pressies ever

[grim edge]

definitely eats face first

ive heard of him he is awful

[sleek zealot]

politics is very appropriate for this chat and is very cool

[west void]

i am hungarian and your comments are really rude

[feral elk]

Ok

[glass nymph]

ur language is kinda,,,

[quaint apex]

Where is this freaking meme channel

[west void]

hard or smth

[sleek zealot]

i am hungarian and if you think orbán is cool ur weird ash

[grim edge]

running dog lackey of orban 🙏

[grim edge]

hungarian

i will however make fun of hungarian and its 17 cases

[sleek zealot]

@west void least obvious fed

[feral elk]

Most normal hungarian person:

[west void]

oh yeah ur name i didn't even notice

[grim edge]

it made the rubix cube

[light cedar]

𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭

[sleek zealot]

german and its 93 types of saying "the"

[grim edge]

and yall r pretty much responsible for the nuclear bomb 🙏

[grim edge]

wdym yall

[sleek zealot]

hey no

[grim edge]

you guys

im not hungarian lol

[sleek zealot]

OPPENHYMAKER

[feral elk]

It's Oppenheimer bro

[west void]

u neither

[grim edge]

oppenheimer

edward smith teller 🙏

[obtuse hull]

Great man

[light cedar]

𐌵 𐌍𐌄𐌉𐌕𐋅𐌄𐌓??

[grim edge]

szilard teller oppenheimer and fermi

[west void]

what

[grim edge]

phoenician 🥺

[sleek zealot]

why are we suddenly talking about hungary like its a good country im leaving this shithole when i finish uni or a couple years after

[hasty iris]

my friend has done 5 seconds no cap, he does cubing competitions

[feral elk]

What is blud waffling about ⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[wheat falcon]

new chess.com copy pasta dropped

[west void]

idk either

[grim edge]

ya id get out. u can move in w me

[wheat falcon]

whismy <

[sleek zealot]

merica?

[light cedar]

Das ist schade

[grim edge]

good point. move in w me when i book it to spain or whatever

[sleek zealot]

i can talk however i want about it i live here

[grim edge]

asun 🥺

[wheat falcon]

mid dm game 🙄

[hasty iris]

wait thats wrong

[light cedar]

Nedostali ste to

[sleek zealot]

no uh im planning on going to the us for work

[west void]

Haben wir ein Problem?

[grim edge]

why is everyone talking about hungary anyways

who started this

[west void]

idk

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1149586661613781032/image0.gif

[feral elk]

Cuz i'm hungry

[grim edge]

Can these idiots resign when they're down a whole queen and a bishop

[sleek zealot]

banned

[hasty iris]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[grim edge]

LIKE BRO YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK

[grim edge]

they’re determined

PLEASE FKING RESIGN

[grim edge]

they could tho

[west void]

hahaha very funny NOW GET OUT

[grim edge]

that’s why they stay

[light cedar]

Haben wir

[grim edge]

DETERMINED TO WHAT

[sleek zealot]

fr

[grim edge]

win

[grim edge]

No this guy is just stalling

[feral elk]

Ok

[grim edge]

i was winning and i accidentally blundered a queen

Hes not making moves for minutes

this just comes to show anything could happen

[west void]

ups
stuff happens

[sleek zealot]

i dont understand stallers they are wasting their own time too

[grim edge]

@grim edge hi hru

[light cedar]

Sie wissen es vielleicht nicht, aber ja, wir haben ein Problem

[feral elk]

Time is relative 🙂

Jk

[light cedar]

so is your life

[sleek zealot]

what the hell does that even mean professor

[grim edge]

theory of relativity

[west void]

Über was?

[sleek zealot]

yeah how is it relevant tho

[grim edge]

by albert einstein

[grim edge]

that’s right

[feral elk]

Maybe they don't know there is a resign button

A lot of old people are bad with tech

And newbies yes

[west void]

so why do they play online and not irl

in fact how did they even make an acc

[grim edge]

hey guys

[west void]

holà

[light cedar]

alle Ihre Meinungen. was du magst oder nicht magst. ALLES.

[west void]

ok chill idk that much german

xdd

[feral elk]

Krakenhouse is hospital

[west void]

ik

[feral elk]

Or house of the sick

[grim edge]

nooo dont be

[quiet sparrow]

Can someone analyze this for me pls
https://www.chess.com/live/game/89071296195

[worn ice]

Athenahasrizz (1079) vs. olivareslezama (1032)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Nc3 Bg4 4. Be2 Nc6 5. d3 Nf6 6. O-O d5 7. exd5 Nxd5 8. Nxd5 Qxd5 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Bxf3 Qe6 11. Re1 O-O-O 12. Be3 b6 13. Bf4 f6 14. Bxc6 Qxc6 15. Qg4+ Kb8 16. Be3 h5 17. Qg3 f5 18. Qxe5 Rd5 19. Qf4 Qxc2 20. Rac1 Qxd3 21. Qxc7+ Ka8 22. Qc8# 

[grim edge]

gallilean transforms r hot btw

[west void]

wait isn't it "Krankenhaus"?

[grim edge]

well congrats u cannot back out 🙏

[light cedar]

Entonces, ¿qué piensas?

[west void]

wat

[feral elk]

Yo hablo español compa

[grim edge]

do not back out 🙏

[grim edge]

lol abt ur dad 🥺

[feral elk]

Idk

[west void]

How many topics are actually in this channel?

One is German language
Another is now Spanish(?)
And another is "don't back out"

[west void]

WHAT THE-

[light cedar]

¿Cuándo aprendiste español? Lo aprendí hace unos años

[grim edge]

u can always tell when somebodys new

[feral elk]

Es mi idioma natal jajajaj

[grim edge]

name

[west void]

Name

[feral elk]

gender

[west void]

ik that much

xd

[grim edge]

man 🥺

[feral elk]

So what's your man

[west void]

ANYWAY

IT IS "NAME"

o ok

[feral elk]

Ta bien we

[grim edge]

Btw u didnt answer me about hoid

[feral elk]

Te creo

[grim edge]

Wdymhe doesnt have an original book

[grim edge]

he doesntm

[west void]

man i just wanted to help you out on a question you asked
sry ig

[grim edge]

youll figure it out

[feral elk]

It's spanish

[grim edge]

Is it some stormlight thing

[feral elk]

Ñ praise the Ñ ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ

[grim edge]

youll figure it out 🥺

Praise the señor

[west void]

i have a game that plays in bolivia do people there speak spanish, or is it just me being stoopid?

[grim edge]

Anywho i should try to finish mistborn before the last book of SA comes out

[feral elk]

Es una expresión mexicana derivada de "wey"

[light cedar]

Creo que soy decente hablando español, ¿qué piensas?

[west void]

?

[feral elk]

Sip parece que lo hablas bien

[west void]

thinks about making a thread for all Spanish chatters in here

[feral elk]

Vale no te preocupes

[feral elk]

No

[stable mirage]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[fiery beacon]

Hi kids

[ionic tangle]

joe

[feral elk]

Hi kid a

[grim edge]

Only english gamers

[west void]

i didnt even know that existed

[grim edge]

Hi white,black, yellow people

[light cedar]

Хтось тут розмовляє українською?

[grim edge]

Net

I lost 7 points of material in one move

[light cedar]

kk

[grim edge]

Yet i am still winning

[stable mirage]

hi

[west void]

g g

[grim edge]

Which one are you

[bright prairie]

Hi sirus

[feral elk]

Are u Blue skinned

[grim edge]

Hi kayden

It’s been a while

[feral elk]

nice

[grim edge]

Rainbow

[west void]

bro it ended before it even started

[primal fern]

@feral elk !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @feral elk, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

@feral elk it’s better to leave

[primal fern]

hey @grim edge do you want image perms?

[bright prairie]

@primal fern how are you doing

[grim edge]

ofc

[stable mirage]

All of them

[grim edge]

neuro hi heklo hi hi hellloh i hi hi hi hi

[bright prairie]

Hi uwu v cloned lasagna

[primal fern]

you need to connect your account

[primal fern]

just got better from being sick for 7 days

[grim edge]

I don’t play chess anymore

[west void]

y r u here

[primal fern]

oh well if you have a cc account you can connect it and get perms

[grim edge]

alright

[west void]

if u don't play chess then y are u here
no off but this really got me wondering

[bright prairie]

That's good to hear

I'm happy that you feels better mr pretty chessboard

[grim edge]

idk I joined this server 5-6 months ago

[west void]

o well welcome back

[grim edge]

😘

[bright prairie]

Corona virus?

[primal fern]

no

[grim edge]

Smoking

drug

[bright prairie]

Don't smoke

Drug is fine because of breaking bad

[west void]

there has been a sickness going around in my area as well and i fell victim to it
now i have to sit in my room for 3 days for it to completly die out

day 3

[primal fern]

i had a stomach virus

[grim edge]

because of smoking

[west void]

i've had fever and throat issues

[glossy radish]

hi

[west void]

hello

[west void]

pls no

[glossy radish]

i’m v

[bright prairie]

food poisoning?

[grim edge]

How old are you

[bright prairie]

Food poisoning isn't a virus btw

[west void]

y r u askin

[grim edge]

wow Einstein

[gleaming notch]

Hello I have spent the last 17 hours trying to understand “Chess Notation” but I still don’t get it

[grim edge]

just asking

[west void]

do u have lactose intolerance

[toxic grove]

basiclly someones comment on a position

[primal fern]

no.

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @gleaming notch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[west void]

ah ok

[gleaming notch]

I am a low IQ brainlet (re*tarded)

[grim edge]

Same

[cunning urchin]

Where’s poem

[grim edge]

currntly on paper and i dont wanna find the paper 😭😭

[glossy radish]

how’s everyone

[grim edge]

joly shit there r forty geese outside

look at all those chickens

[bright prairie]

Hi youu @grim edge

[west void]

recovering from sickness at 0:08 but otherwise living happily

[fiery beacon]

Have you ever gone over coordinates in math class at school

[glossy radish]

catch one then we feast

[grim edge]

omgomgomgomgomg hiiiiiiii

[glossy radish]

nice. get well soon

[serene thicket]

Don't worry about it, you'll learn it naturally as you play more

[grim edge]

i would love to eat with my dearest beloved incho

[bright prairie]

That's not the sad Garfield that was created for money that i know

[grim edge]

@cunning urchin whats the best poem btw

[west void]

this is day 3/3 of recovery to make bacteria completly die out

[grim edge]

So much nerds

allen ginsburg moloch ^^^^^^^^^^

[toxic lintel]

What yall think about my character😎

[west void]

hella gud
(contemplates why he said that terrible joke)

[grim edge]

i just had half a metric ton of lasana

[toxic lintel]

[fiery beacon]

Chess notation is just the coordinates of the board combined with a letter to explain what piece goes to that coordinate. There’s some extra symbols and stuff but you probably don’t need to learn that yet

[raven flicker]

😎😎😎😎🤟🏻

[west void]

There is a lesson about Chess Notation in detail on Chess.com, go check it out if you want!

[raven flicker]

I dint have premium🤪🤪😎😎

[grim edge]

What’s chess notation

[flat gyro]

How do I learn chess notation

[cunning urchin]

Something from lord Byron

[grim edge]

don juan solos

[cunning urchin]

Never met the guy

[grim edge]

noooo by byron

[west void]

https://www.chess.com/lessons/squares-and-rules/learning-about-notation

[cunning urchin]

Haven’t read that one yet

[flat gyro]

Huh

[full path]

Wooo 1400 elo

[grim edge]

When Newton saw an apple fall, he found
In that slight startle from his contemplation-
A mode of proving that the earth turn’d round
In a most natural whirl, called ’gravitation;'
And this is the sole mortal who could grapple,
Since Adam, with a fall or with an apple.

[full path]

200 more elo

[gleaming notch]

No I didn’t pay attention

[west void]

b ruh

[quiet sparrow]

Newton after learning that if you don't move something it doesn't move 😎

[cunning urchin]

Ouoyoyooyy

[fiery beacon]

how old are you 💀

[west void]

very nice, keep it up!

[gleaming notch]

24

[quiet sparrow]

12 at best

[fiery beacon]

ain't no way you above the age of 12 and don't understand coordinates

[gleaming notch]

I told you I am a low iq brainlet

[west void]

are we gonna talk about the underage system again or will it just be about coords?

[flat gyro]

I don't understand the old time notation

[fiery beacon]

?

[gleaming notch]

I am low IQ and not smart so I come to this server to learn and I get bullied by chess nerds

[flat gyro]

PKN

Idk

[quiet sparrow]

Ngllll

Beauty and the beast isn't that bad

[raven flicker]

bro i spent 4k in Fortnite in 2017-2019😡😡😡😡 i wann’a refund and buy premium chess

[west void]

sad where every community goes

[fiery beacon]

I'm not calling you dumb I'm calling you underage

[flat gyro]

Descriptive notation

That's the one

[gleaming notch]

I’m 1999 bruv

[quiet sparrow]

I wish someone would kidnap me and force me to live in a giant library that only I get to use oh noooo how horrible

[raven flicker]

.

[flat gyro]

The chess nerds are no longer the hunted 😔

[west void]

btw did you all know that if you were to revoke your premium membership, you would be offered a free month of premium membership?

[quiet sparrow]

All those thousands and thousands of book

How will i possibly live

[flat gyro]

Algebraic notation is simple:
The whole board is a grid, the x axis is a-h and the y axis is 1-8

[fiery beacon]

no way in hell you graduated without knowing coordinates. I use them almost every day in school and I'm a sophomore. If you made it to your senior year without knowing basic 6th grade math then you cheated

[flat gyro]

For example, h8 is the top right corner from whites perspective

We then use a letter to represent the piece we move

[gleaming notch]

Bro I have no idea what that means . I didn’t pay attention in school I was too busy being cool and kissing girls

[flat gyro]

N for knight k for king q for queen b for bishop r for rook

[gleaming notch]

Shouldn’t K be for Knight?

[west void]

WHAT THE FU-

[flat gyro]

For example, Nf3 means that you move your knight to f3

[flat gyro]

K is reserved for king

[fiery beacon]

they invented the king before the knight

[flat gyro]

N because the k is silent

[gleaming notch]

That makes sense

[flat gyro]

If you move a piece and it takes another piece, we add a x between the piece and the coordinate

Nxe5 means a knight moved to e5 and took a piece

🗿

[graceful idol]

I'm starting to like blitz more because people blunder more lol

[west void]

@gleaming notch

[gloomy pier]

holy moly 😨

[wooden sierra]

hello

[flat gyro]

Holy hell

[turbid jackal]

Hi anyone want to play ? How does this work

[west void]

this is in the learn tab of chess.com why does nobody know thiiihihiiiisssss

[west void]

h

[gloomy pier]

flipidi flopedi 😱

[pure jacinth]

Hello

[feral elk]

What is that song from?

[west void]

youtube obv

[west void]

i just screen record every single song then crop it into a small segment to make it an album cover

[glossy radish]

hi

[pure jacinth]

Why is romania singing in italian

[west void]

youtube premium is broken like that

[west void]

Hello

[pure jacinth]

Hello person that gets offended

[glossy radish]

why are u speaking english

[pure jacinth]

Wdym

[west void]

Hope it's not too late to say hello back, so...hello.

[pure jacinth]

It's never too late to say hello ❤️

[glossy radish]

you were asking why they were singing in italian. why are you speaking in english

[pure jacinth]

Stfu

[glossy radish]

why

[pure jacinth]

Blocked

[glossy radish]

okay

[hasty iris]

2200s

[glossy radish]

hi bricked

[pure jacinth]

Fair

[hasty iris]

hi v

bro was up a piece and still lost

[west void]

that's a w

[glossy radish]

honestly i would do better smh

ignore the 600 rating

[west void]

analysing the image, your opponent ran out of time.
you were also playing a Bullet match, so that's common thinking out of the window

[tropic plaza]

Grerrrrrrr

[pure jacinth]

ATYPICAL

[tropic plaza]

What do you want

[pure jacinth]

Hello

[tropic plaza]

Hi

[west void]

[General went silent for 1½ minutes.]

[glossy radish]

whop whop

[hasty iris]

i am master flagger fr

[west void]

what gender even is that

[hasty iris]

it's too funny

[west void]

gg²

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo

[grim edge]

oh

[glossy radish]

les? idk

i’m not an expert

[glossy radish]

is that a polar bear

[fickle rampart]

It’s duo !

[glossy radish]

no it’s a rainbow polar bear

[fickle rampart]

[west void]

is bro sad 😔

[full path]

I should probably learn theory

[tropic plaza]

Womp womp

[west void]

chomp chomp

[tropic plaza]

Gawk gawk

[flat gyro]

Overrated tbh

[full path]

Maybe

But I should still

[flat gyro]

Tactics >>>

Maybe

But youll probably get more out of training other stuff

[full path]

I vaguely remember stuff back when I was at my peak

[west void]

WHOAA DUDE
das a nice curve

[full path]

Guess when I started playing again?

[flat gyro]

September?

[full path]

A week ago

[flat gyro]

Cul

[full path]

The account had low elo because it was an alt but I lost my main a year ago

[flat gyro]

Approved alt?

[full path]

So haven’t played seriously since a week Noe

[west void]

today is 21st/22nd of September (time zones = terrible f##king miscalculations)

[full path]

Not really an alt more like new account

Since previous account was lost and I forgot the email

[west void]

oof

rip

[fickle rampart]

Yes, the only way to make him happy is to do your lessons

[full path]

I peaked 1600?

[fickle rampart]

I’m not used to this iOS17 highlighting all my mistakes while typing

[flat gyro]

We should just put him out of his misery

[full path]

I don’t remember any theory anymore 😭😭

[flat gyro]

It would be better for the both of us

[fickle rampart]

Anyone else update to iOS 17

[west void]

then disable it in settings

[fickle rampart]

TAKE THAT BACK

[vast gull]

From beta

[fickle rampart]

It seems very useful just gotta get used to it xD but feels cool

[fickle rampart]

Nice

[flat gyro]

No

Win win

I don't need to do lessons

He doesn't have to be sad anymore

[cunning urchin]

Guys I took a Iq test and got 45, what does this mean

[fickle rampart]

Me and mirda gonna get vengeance

[cunning urchin]

Am I on the spectrum

[flat gyro]

It means you're right at home with 80% of this servers members

[fickle rampart]

It means you are fully capable to become a chess GM

[cunning urchin]

Ahhh I knew I felt at home

[west void]

you can also make shortcuts in settings e.g. if you time "em" it can show your email above your keyboard (idk what it is named)

[cunning urchin]

🥳🥳

[vast gull]

I still doesnt have it done

[flat gyro]

JOE

[fickle rampart]

Hype

[west void]

damn bro's dead 💀

[flat gyro]

You have a traitor

Finish them now

[vast gull]

Who is joe?

[vast gull]

IT IS 0:44 AM

[west void]

oh f##k

[fickle rampart]

How can you betray DUO

[west void]

this will be bad

[vast gull]

But like

[vast gull]

I WILL DO IT AT THE MORNING

I PROMISE

[west void]

he will come for you before you wake up so you won't wake up also da police will be with him probably

bust ur door and u ded

[vast gull]

I did my streak yesterday

[cunning urchin]

Duo 😞

[vast gull]

And now it is 50 minute after midnight

[west void]

(we share timezones)

[vast gull]

Yo Hablo Espanol
Ich spreche deutsch
Mluvím česky
I speak english

Pls mercy

[fickle rampart]

You bestttt

[vast gull]

See not angry

[west void]

outside yes

[fickle rampart]

They made the widgets super sus looking

[cunning urchin]

[west void]

wait

[cunning urchin]

[west void]

why does duo have a$$

[cunning urchin]

[fickle rampart]

Yea exactly

[vast gull]

Ok Gotta sleep gn

[cunning urchin]

Good morning 🌞

[west void]

sniffs harder than a category 3 tornado

why is general silent

[glossy radish]

idk

[grim edge]

hello chat

i am very good at procrastinating

[glossy radish]

chat is boring

[grim edge]

im eating pine needles rn

v would u like some pine needles

[glossy radish]

in tea?

[grim edge]

um no

[lapis brook]

Who aske

[glossy radish]

oh

[grim edge]

like right off the tree

[glossy radish]

no i want it in tea

[cunning urchin]

Pin ? As in bishop?

[west void]

[REDACTED]

[grim edge]

would u like me to explain how conversation works to u or can u figure it out urself

[grim edge]

well u can put the needles in the tea

[lapis brook]

Explain

[glossy radish]

okay

bye chat

[west void]

h

[raven ice]

TRIPLE

[glossy radish]

niceeee

[tropic plaza]

Hi v

[nova verge]

Morning!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cookingrightnow

This is the Chess.com profile of cookingrightnow. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 816 (843 peak)
Blitz: 819 (peak)
Bullet: 452 (609 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> neverlandey-ttv

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 793 (811 peak)
Blitz: 898 (947 peak)
Bullet: 972 (1042 peak)

[west void]

if you want to do this go to #👾〡albert-spam

koenigsegg jesko

[raven ice]

#ultimateblunder

[bright prairie]

I'm higher than 94.9% of people in cc?

[gleaming notch]

Thank you so much. I have now watched this video 10 times over and I finally understand

[west void]

highest rating =? current rating

[west void]

you're welcome any time!

[gleaming notch]

I am going to download chess on my phone and play my first ever game

[west void]

do u have an account?

[gleaming notch]

Is there a chart that tells you where to move each piece depending on what ur opponent does? Like blackjack?

No i will make an account now

[west void]

in real games no, in review or vs bots yes

yo that looks cool

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[west void]

welcome

is this based on a koenigsegg regera?

the car with one gear reaching 270mph?

[mint yew]

Mates what looks better? (Ik diffrent pfp)

Countryball one?

[west void]

what

ooh then they are cheap

[west void]

1st image

[mint yew]

Nah its addtional $90m

[west void]

still

[mint yew]

$90m per croc

And $10t in taxes per croc

[west void]

bro u guys are like sans from undertale
selling "fried snow" for 1B gold

[gleaming notch]

Hello I am about to play my first game and because I don’t know how to play I am afraid to vs a human

I clicked vs a computer.

Should I verse the barbarian???

[west void]

sheesh i watched enough tv shows about flight casualties

[west void]

The lower the number, the lower the intelligence of the bot is.

[lapis brook]

No vs computer 3200

[west void]

WHAT THE FU-

[gleaming notch]

Maybe I can verse martin 250?

[grim edge]

the higher the number the easier the bot, as you get lower they have it logarithmically get more difficult

[mint yew]

vs stockfish 15.1?

[gleaming notch]

I don’t know that big word

[grim edge]

if youve played chess before start with a 2900, if you havent start with a 3200

[west void]

you should start from low numbers and then try to challenge higher and higher numbers

[toxic lintel]

What's a 3 letter word that starts with gas😎

[gleaming notch]

I have never played it

[grim edge]

gas 😎

[mint yew]

Gas?

[lapis brook]

Yes

[grim edge]

a car
. its a car

[lapis lava]

youre in the top 2 million !

[gleaming notch]

Is 250 too hard for me to verse?

[toxic lintel]

Nope

[grim edge]

mega bean gas is still a right answer tho

[toxic lintel]

YEP

[grim edge]

that riddle is gayer than i am

[toxic lintel]

I just saw it on yt shorts XD

[gleaming notch]

Do I play as white or black? (I’m European)

[west void]

that is the easiest bot
if you find him challenging, go onto the Learn tab and try to learn some chess tactics and/or games

[full path]

I get sus when my opponent takes a minute per move in the first 10 moves..

[west void]

50/50

[lapis brook]

Gray

[toxic lintel]

Why?

[full path]

Prolly cheating

[quiet sparrow]

This should've been a brilliant tbh 🤓

[west void]

somebody here called forbo is trying to play his 1st game, can we assist him with that and not joke with it?

[toxic lintel]

Prob not cause u have potential to lose queen?

Like if u used the queen to take the rook

[bright prairie]

Really?

That's awesome

[lapis brook]

#💬〡improvement-talk or #💬〡chess-talk

[west void]

...right.

[azure sapphire]

or you could use general ❤️

since it's... you know... general

[lapis brook]

ur mom

[azure sapphire]

oh no, my confidence is in shatters

[raven ice]

im lucky

[gleaming notch]

Which piece is the king and which is the queen?

[raven ice]

i want to die

[lapis brook]

Pepega

Ur so sus 🥺

[raven ice]

could be alt

[west void]

dm

[raven ice]

or cheater

nvm

[toxic lintel]

[raven ice]

blud dun messed up

[toxic lintel]

I don't see it😔 can u tell me?

[raven ice]

poor buddy

[toxic lintel]

WAIT

[mint yew]

Bxb2

[midnight iris]

the rook is trapped in the corner

[raven ice]

he will never get it

[mint yew]

The ROOM!!

[toxic lintel]

Did he use the rook to attack???

[raven ice]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89077846181

if you guys wanna watch