💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

whats rhe captial of austrlia

cyka blyat

[flint fox]

Austrailia or austria

[grim edge]

australia

[flint fox]

Kk

[grim edge]

sydney

[flint fox]

Sydne

[fleet sigil]

uh oh

[grim edge]

its not sydney dumbasses

[fleet stag]

In honour of levy rozman never becoming a chess grandmaster I have decided to wear Levis

[acoustic mason]

New york

[grim edge]

yeah no shit im joking

what is the captial

[fleet sigil]

canberra

[silver patio]

google it

[flint fox]

Levis

[acoustic mason]

New york

[grim edge]

can u bear the weight of deez nuts

[fleet stag]

Levi's.

[acoustic mason]

[fleet sigil]

opfspsd[okpdfs

fd

[grim edge]

i own u

[remote bramble]

@little elm i understood that speed is better than quality in bullet

[grim edge]

Nah

[grim edge]

im now not leaving the chat when ur here huh?

[fleet sigil]

the low depth 1 second engine users taught you that huh

[grim edge]

Lil bro got an alt 💀

[bright prairie]

Lmao

[grim edge]

go talk ab jt in the en passant server

U need an alt to get into a server u got banned from for sending c p

LMAOOOO

[bright prairie]

Gibe my me en passant serveur link

[grim edge]

nah i need it for getting enough proof to get u banned hahaha

[grim edge]

advertisement but u can look at my bio for no reason

[grim edge]

i deadass dont care if i get banned here 💀 this server shit

[remote bramble]

its just exchanging everything and giving checks every second move

[grim edge]

do me a favour and get me banned

[grim edge]

oh u think this server? 😭😭😭

[remote bramble]

and premoving more and more

[grim edge]

u poor soul

[grim edge]

My discord banned? 💀 aight bro

Lmk when u doin it

[foggy sage]

He did?

[acoustic mason]

No one cares about your drama. Shush children

[remote bramble]

says who

[grim edge]

idk what happens when me and multiple people mass report this shi

[acoustic mason]

Discord don't act on reports

[fleet stag]

Yes.

[grim edge]

Ive had multiple accounts banned. I know what gets u banned. Yall aint doin shit lmao

[grim edge]

we’ll see

[foggy sage]

when

[fleet sigil]

discord banned my 2016 account for me joking saying I was 5 bro

they act on everything

[grim edge]

Aight lil bro 💀

not like i can just make another account LMAO

[fleet stag]

Uhm since like forever

[grim edge]

i aint hoppin off

[grim edge]

Ur doin tricks on it hop off

lil bros tryna talk shi in another server

hop off lil bro

ur bouncing on that shit

[acoustic mason]

[grim edge]

bouncing on what

just hop off

[hallow gate]

anyway so 1. e4 best move?

[digital phoenix]

nc3

[grim edge]

best by test

[hallow gate]

what in the lurking lasanga lies lasanga

[fast bison]

How do I play atomic chess on phone?

[hallow gate]

u sint

[acoustic mason]

Browser maybe?

[hallow gate]

dont

[grim edge]

did i ask?

[grim edge]

🔥

[grim edge]

use the website version not app

[fast bison]

Ok ty

Any tips for atomic chess

[grim edge]

idk

[acoustic mason]

Don't lose

[covert cosmos]

play scandinavian

[grim edge]

why

[covert cosmos]

in atomic

[grim edge]

oh

[digital phoenix]

some random guy in ml invited me to his party with another guy and i dont remember any of them

[covert cosmos]

w

[hallow gate]

[fast bison]

I do 1.f3 2.e3 if they don't blunder

[hallow gate]

[fast bison]

This is atomic

Not real chess

[covert cosmos]

oa

[fast bison]

Agreed

[desert nimbus]

i adopted some one in bullet

[fast bison]

W

[hallow gate]

[fleet sigil]

your 3 year old brother?

[hallow gate]

i adopted someone in bullet as well

[desert nimbus]

W

[grim edge]

i just adopted someone at the adoption centre

[hallow gate]

@fleet sigil lets play

[fleet sigil]

no

[hallow gate]

why

[fleet sigil]

school

[hallow gate]

💀💀💀

who cares

[fleet sigil]

me, if I play ill get addicted again

[tropic plaza]

@glossy radish where ya at, wake up now

[covert cosmos]

wh

[hallow gate]

the fact that you're here means that school isnt important enough

[fleet sigil]

its break time

[hallow gate]

exactly

u could be studying

having a social life

[fleet sigil]

studying things i studied for hours already?

[hallow gate]

exercising by playing sport

[hallow gate]

yes more revision is needed

[fleet sigil]

nah

[hallow gate]

thats why ur on the phone texting on this chess server 😭😭😭

[fleet sigil]

idk

[lapis brook]

chess server 💀

[hallow gate]

like just go find more stuff to study

[remote bramble]

i premoved almost every move

so ez

[fleet sigil]

39 seconds left is crazy

[remote bramble]

yeah cuz playing against 2200s

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-funny-aughhh-emoji-twiggle-gif-25776741

[remote bramble]

my peak is 2450

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-when-they-find-about-the-black-sea-gif-23063287

[remote bramble]

and i lost 200 points yesterday

so its pretty ez rn

[fleet sigil]

there's a clear difference once you hit 2400 or something?

[glass carbon]

when u get 2400 u get GM 😎

[fleet sigil]

rarely ever seen a GM be 2400 in cc

they're usually 2600 lowest

[glass carbon]

Clash royale?

[fleet sigil]

chess.com

[remote bramble]

there is a clear difference between 2200 and 2400+

[fleet sigil]

ye

[glass carbon]

whats ur rating

[cyan bluff]

how to get permission to share my screen

[fleet sigil]

9 trillion

[remote bramble]

whats your cc bruh

[lament jacinth]

Trusted role

[grim edge]

u need to be trusted

[remote bramble]

i wont tell anyone

[grim edge]

i think u gotta wait a week after being connected

[glass carbon]

Its simple. ||u wait 7 days||

[cyan bluff]

how to do that

[grim edge]

wait a week

[cyan bluff]

okay bro

thanks

[grim edge]

got u

[lament jacinth]

Anyone wanna play

[cyan bluff]

Thanks

[drowsy lodge]

bros 2700

[grim edge]

i can

[grim edge]

im only 200

[cyan bluff]

I am

[lament jacinth]

Alr ill,dm you

[drowsy lodge]

duel???

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-when-they-find-about-the-black-sea-gif-23063287

[lament jacinth]

@grim edge

[drowsy lodge]

RACIST

[cyan bluff]

https://play.chess.com/arZdh
any one wanna play

[grim edge]

fr

[lament jacinth]

Definitely not rated

[grim edge]

yeah mb i dmd u

[glass carbon]

i blundered in a game in playing rn and im probably gonna lose

oh wait i trapped his night

[random drum]

How do u guys use it in ur language I can't use cc in Hindi(My mother tongue)

[glass carbon]

in settings

[remote bramble]

hindi isnt supported probs... but actually just go to settings

[grim edge]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MplM63RGDZE

[random drum]

I mean it's weird to see cc in Hindi

Ik how to change it

but It will feel weird

[glass carbon]

my oponent blundered bishop now we're equal

[finite fulcrum]

someone for a game ?

[random drum]

Anyone up for chess boxing ? (My physique 6'1 height , 78kg mass)

[hallow gate]

oh

[hallow gate]

sure less play chess boxing without the boxing

[random drum]

Lol

I don't play boxing with girls cz I respect them

[glass carbon]

Sometime ur probably gonna play someone, win that game. then that person will become a GM

[hallow gate]

like ngl if that mass was muscle you'd probably beat like mostly everyone

[random drum]

I am just 14 year old

[hallow gate]

😭😭

its over why do guys get to be so tall

[lapis brook]

Grow faster

[random drum]

Complan

[hallow gate]

have you ever considered basketball or volleyball

[drowsy lodge]

gg

[finite fulcrum]

soccer

[cyan bluff]

https://play.chess.com/ndfa2

[cyan bluff]

yes

[glass carbon]

U aint fooling me with that grabify link

[white sorrel]

why engine thinks Rxd3 is best?

[random drum]

Nahh Cricket

[cyan bluff]

i didn't

[drowsy lodge]

its just a chess.com link huh

[cyan bluff]

I played with @drowsy lodge

[glass carbon]

Because 6 points for 5 is good and u get winning position

[white sorrel]

where is 6?

[glass carbon]

what did u capture

[white sorrel]

nothing

[hallow gate]

rxd3 nb4 and i think his dark square bishop is gone

if u give enough support

[finite fulcrum]

i finish my game

[hallow gate]

personally i wojlsnt do that but idk

[random drum]

@hallow gateI think I know you

[hallow gate]

batter or batsman

[hallow gate]

really?

[cyan bluff]

any one wanna play https://play.chess.com/YHA8v

[finite fulcrum]

amjovitchh

[glass carbon]

its because when pawn takes rook, u take pawn and then u capture bishop (i am 920 rated so i am probably wrong)

[random drum]

both are same but I was all rounder

[random drum]

Ohh las used that "cat overlord" name

[hallow gate]

BOWLER I MEANT IFJDHAHSH

[white sorrel]

how can i capture bishop?

[hallow gate]

im better than las

[finite fulcrum]

rapid

[finite fulcrum]

and the game just finished

[glass carbon]

because his bishop is stuck

[random drum]

Las is good at chess tbh

[white sorrel]

is defended tho

so is not a 6 for 5

[lyric meadow]

Just can't win today

[finite fulcrum]

what's ur name ig ?

[lyric meadow]

I was around the 1300's and now I can't even beat someone in the 400's, I think it's time to just quit playing entirely.

[proud breach]

bro what

400s blunder every move

[finite fulcrum]

oh

[proud breach]

ig 1300s does too but still

[hallow gate]

hes bad

[random drum]

Nahh

[hallow gate]

yeahhhhhh

[lyric meadow]

Yeah idk what's wrong with me. I used to play as a guest but made an account and figured it wouldn't be too hard to get back up to 1300's but I'm just getting my ass kicked most matches.

[random drum]

Nahhhhh

[hallow gate]

las fide rating be like

[grim edge]

i forgot #💬〡trusted-off-topic exists

[random drum]

What's ur age?

Las is just 16 and he is 2k elo +

what's ur age?

[digital phoenix]

yeah @hallow gate 5-0

[hallow gate]

1227 1190 1128

[sand junco]

Can I know most opening that played against me in last 30 days? Or at specific elo rating?

[digital phoenix]

smurfing on purpose

[hallow gate]

wait i was gonna send ur fide id 💀

[hallow gate]

of course

[random drum]

@digital phoenixHi las I was defending u lol

but ur rating is enough to defend u

[hallow gate]

oh we can play again sometime

[grim edge]

hii

im 14 and 1890 elo

[digital phoenix]

ok

[grim edge]

you?

[digital phoenix]

16 2400

[grim edge]

wow

impresive

[sand junco]

Any thoughts?

[grim edge]

yolo

[latent pebble]

1300 provisional or what

[lyric meadow]

On chess.com I'm not sure exactly what that rating is called

[olive lark]

Las Vegas> Amsterdam

[limpid forge]

1100 (again 😕 )

[latent pebble]

Not what I mean

[random drum]

Damm I am 14 and 1060 elo

*152

[lofty oracle]

I am king of chess

[random drum]

Magnus

[grim edge]

cool

[lofty oracle]

Nobody defeats me in life and chess

[grim edge]

whats your elo

[lofty oracle]

Is a maximum of whole world

[graceful lintel]

Ask him to connect his account

[lyric meadow]

Good luck getting out of your funk. I'm gonna stick to the puzzles for a while lol.

[random drum]

English just defeated you

[upbeat viper]

hi hi

[lofty oracle]

Nobody defeats me

[random drum]

Hi sir

[grim edge]

AJJAJAJ

[upbeat viper]

hi hidden pix

[lofty oracle]

I am legend of all time

[graceful lintel]

@lofty oracle this guy annoying asf

[random drum]

I adopted bast

[lofty oracle]

Why you have ping me

[upbeat viper]

he sure should brag less

[grim edge]

shut up pls bro

[lofty oracle]

Is a truth of life

[graceful lintel]

ur mom

[lofty oracle]

Legendsneverdie best peoples on earth

[lyric meadow]

It's more fumbling the mid/endgame for me

[graceful lintel]

Ur mom is allowed right?

[random drum]

@upbeat viperRapid match?

[upbeat viper]

sure

[grim edge]

yeah

[random drum]

in nice way

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[lofty oracle]

My mom is a better chess player than everybody excepts me

[graceful lintel]

Didn't asked

[sand junco]

I want to play with your mom

[lofty oracle]

I am king in life and I have prove everybody by defeater top players

[grim edge]

when will i meet ur mom

[graceful lintel]

L*chess pfp

[vagrant veldt]

🤓

[grim edge]

x2

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[lofty oracle]

Website very good you no need account to play

I try hides my account and plays there haha

[grim edge]

gonna stab my classmates

[graceful lintel]

+anti cheats sucks

[grim edge]

where are you from

[latent pebble]

Omgag Caro

[lofty oracle]

Belgium XD

[grim edge]

cause your English sucks

i actually hate my friends bruh

[grim edge]

ª

[lofty oracle]

I am born in peru I come here 6 year ago

[sand junco]

Guys is there a great opening for 900 elo?

[grim edge]

all they do is ask me for stuff, not repay me, and then trash talk me

[grim edge]

hablas peruano?

osea el español con dialecto peruano?

[grim edge]

Yes

ig

[graceful lintel]

Just hung my queen

[sand junco]

Which is?

[grim edge]

for which side? 🤔

[sand junco]

Both

[quiet sparrow]

Can someone analyze this for me I'll give you smooch https://www.chess.com/live/game/88957872129

[worn ice]

Erema88 (1053) vs. Athenahasrizz (1110)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. c4 Nf6 3. d4 d6 4. dxe5 dxe5 5. Qxd8+ Kxd8 6. Bg5 Be7 7. Nf3 h6 8. Bxf6 Bxf6 9. Bd3 Nc6 10. O-O Bg4 11. Be2 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 Nd4 13. Rd1 c5 14. Nc3 Kc7 15. Nd5+ Kc6 16. Nxf6 gxf6 17. Bh5 Nc2 18. Rac1 Nd4 19. Bxf7 Ne2+ 20. Kf1 Nxc1 21. Rxc1 Rhf8 22. Bd5+ Kd6 23. Rd1 Rab8 24. b3 b6 25. g4 Rh8 26. h4 h5 27. gxh5 Ke7 28. Rd3 Rxh5 29. Rh3 Rbh8 30. Rg3 R8h7 31. Kg2 Rxh4 32. Kf3 Rh3 33. Rxh3 Rxh3+ 34. Kg2 Rc3 

[graceful lintel]

For black Pirc defence and for white Scotch to avoid theory

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[upbeat viper]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[quiet sparrow]

Whats your elo :3 @graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

people getting basted

[lofty oracle]

ask in dm XD

@grim edge

[graceful lintel]

1600s

[quiet sparrow]

[sand junco]

I’m stuck at 900s

[graceful lintel]

Just lost two games(I was winning in both )

[grim edge]

talk in private

[quiet sparrow]

What if we pretended our elos were time periods

[graceful lintel]

Oh sed

[peak plank]

DW, youll always be higher rated than me ❤️

[graceful lintel]

I might survive 15 hrs

[quiet sparrow]

Oh king Henry the fifth just invaded Italy with a large army

[fast bison]

Why is chess.com on mobile on the website so buggy

[graceful lintel]

Device issue

[graceful lintel]

💀

[upbeat viper]

u happy @random drum ?

[graceful lintel]

what happened

[upbeat viper]

was a good match

[peak plank]

super adoption happening soon

[random drum]

I am trash

[upbeat viper]

nah

[grim edge]

Bru. Alright so, the best opening for black is the Caro-Kann (or the French, idc) against e4. But, against d4 I would say a Indians Defense; ie, kings indian, nimzo Indian, etc.

Alright, for white, if you're playing d4 (my favriote), play either the, Veresov Attack, London System, or Queens Gambit! However, if you're a e4 player (you're lame), play the Scotch Game, or the Italian Game (not the stupid fried liver; though, if you know the theroy of that opening, then it's okay)

[upbeat viper]

nah you played well

you just blundered

happens

[grim edge]

For your elo ofc

[peak plank]

btw @upbeat viper did you play ur OTB game yet?

[random drum]

Will never premove until I am below 1 min on clock

[sand junco]

What’s your elo

[upbeat viper]

yk there's a huge difference between because of dumb blunders and losing strategically

[upbeat viper]

in 3h42

[peak plank]

where the hell is 1.nf3

[peak plank]

none

[winged badger]

4

[lofty oracle]

Ok I am king of chess

[graceful lintel]

Good luck make sure to destroy everyone

[lofty oracle]

I destroys everybody

[random drum]

premoved and lost

[upbeat viper]

against a 1400 F as white

[grim edge]

That's better for intermediate players. But also the Reti/Zukortort Opening is not my favorite

[upbeat viper]

should do ok

[random drum]

Though I was gonna lose

[upbeat viper]

no prep tho' cuz I have no info about the guy

[lofty oracle]

I see no reason

King of chess find no point account connect

[upbeat viper]

as you were down a pawn yeah eventually

[iron barn]

download the app

[peak plank]

ok cool because I dont like nf3 that much anyways so ig

[upbeat viper]

liar

[lofty oracle]

Nf3 is a obvious move

[random drum]

I just hope I can become good at chess

[graceful lintel]

it'll ez for you good luck

[peak plank]

btw why not e5 agaisnt e4.

[random drum]

I am fan of bobby and I am playing like this . It's a sign of disrespect to him

[sand junco]

Would you guys play with 2 bishops or 2 knights?

[peak plank]

I played it to understand feincettos more and now im tyring to get back to the italiannnnnnnn

[upbeat viper]

keep doing what you've been doing !

[peak plank]

1400 FIDE is though.

[lofty oracle]

It all is depend on position

[random drum]

Bishop in endgame

[upbeat viper]

naah

[grim edge]

I don't know any lines after e4, e5 :/

Also, e5 is gonna be very tactical-

[peak plank]

its like a 50/50 that bast will win

[upbeat viper]

it's like 1600-1700 CC

[lofty oracle]

I am best of all time

[peak plank]

my USCF classical is 1470.

[grim edge]

.

[upbeat viper]

well you're underrated

[lofty oracle]

🤣

[peak plank]

(Yes, my USCF quick is 1700 but still)

[lofty oracle]

My rating is a 1750 FIDE I completely destroys you peoples

[random drum]

@upbeat viperI am going to play an U17 inter school tournament and I am vice captain of chess in my school. I'll let them down

[grim edge]

I'm trying to find tournaments, but there are none in my state usually

[upbeat viper]

gl

[lone zenith]

good luck

[upbeat viper]

underrated

[lapis brook]

are you american

[misty sedge]

[lapis brook]

@upbeat viper basty when is SCC

[lone zenith]

my rating is 750 u have nothing on me

[random drum]

Thanks but Ig I need to prepare idk why I play the opening I don't know

[lofty oracle]

I destroys you

[random drum]

[lofty oracle]

Nowhere I am best player whole world

[random drum]

Time to study chess

[lofty oracle]

Is a not even close, only magnus carlsen has a chance

[lone zenith]

😕

nah

[lofty oracle]

Yes is truth

[lyric meadow]

McDonald's was going to sell a "1/3 Pounder" but people didn't like that because they thought it was going to be smaller than the "1/4 Pounder"

[lone zenith]

goofy ahh

[lone zenith]

💀

[lyric meadow]

100% true fact too.

[lofty oracle]

Is a no brain people

I am told everybody that they dont have brain

[lone zenith]

you hug your mother with those fingers?

[lofty oracle]

Which finger

[lone zenith]

does bro have a single finger 💀

[lyric meadow]

Better question, why would he ask which finger in reference to using it on his mother.

[lofty oracle]

What is you mean by that sentence

I am not understands this no brain talk

All I know is after this also I am best of the world

[lyric meadow]

That's the kind of unwarranted confidence I need.

[upbeat viper]

1.5hrs

[keen spear]

Hello

[lofty oracle]

You need become a legend for that haha

[upbeat viper]

sure prepare against me using openingtree

[lone zenith]

blud prob tries to scholar mate every game, and resigns when he cant 💀

[lofty oracle]

SCC match magnus win yesterday right

22-7 XD

[upbeat viper]

yeah

ez Magnus

[lone zenith]

legends never die, and thats why your dying an early death

[lofty oracle]

I would also totally destroy Wesley so if I was not unlucky haha

[lofty oracle]

No I never dies I am the best legend

[peak plank]

yes

play 1.nf3 @random drum

or as black play the petrov

[lone zenith]

🦅 🦅 🦅 ⚽ ⚽ ⚽

[peak plank]

ok?

[lone zenith]

ey

i wanna play against someone so like someone

come

[peak plank]

nah

I beat randomdude in the petrov (turned into a four knights, but he didnt get his ruy in)

[grim edge]

hello ppl

[stuck kestrel]

first connect ur account

[lone zenith]

how

[stuck kestrel]

/connect

[lone zenith]

donw

[stuck kestrel]

[minor gazelle]

I hate 4 knights opening

[livid seal]

me2

when im black and white play this = 😡

[velvet trout]

1v1 anyone?

[proven sapphire]

im down

[velvet trout]

Kk whats your name

[proven sapphire]

most people with white play bishop to c4 and lose

[proven sapphire]

JustAshB

[livid seal]

Nxe4

[proven sapphire]

exactly

[velvet trout]

Okk im gonna give req

[proven sapphire]

sure!

[livid seal]

Im in 1900 but still see people playing like that a lot

[rotund glen]

Spending half my paycheck on a nice chessboard so I suffer from sunk cost fallacy and try to get the most out of it and playing more chess as a result

[proven sapphire]

its quite funny actually

handmade out of stone, the pieces made of some sparkly quartz

[rotund glen]

Sure

[echo kestrel]

Wild

[livid seal]

wtf

[proven sapphire]

Oh I can’t attach a file

Bruh why ?

[livid seal]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @proven sapphire, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[livid seal]

you need trusted role

[rotund glen]

You need to connect your chess account

[proven sapphire]

I already have

[livid seal]

connect chess to discord accout

[rotund glen]

You don’t have trusted role

[livid seal]

have you done that?

[proven sapphire]

Hmm it appears I have some problems

Hang on I’ll send an email to chess support

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1992 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

one game away

[lapis brook]

wdym

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> perxtzy

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1328 (1435 peak)
Blitz: 1004 (1380 peak)
Bullet: 674 (1002 peak)

[misty sedge]

Damn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zacchini22

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 501 (800 peak)
Blitz: 193

[misty sedge]

I'm asz at this game

[slim wharf]

no me

[misty sedge]

😹😹

[lone zenith]

lol

[misty sedge]

nah bro im worser

[lone zenith]

i played someone who always plays it today

[upbeat viper]

from 2000 blitz

[lone zenith]

no me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1992 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[lone zenith]

chess?

[lapis brook]

why your account not mod account

[stable mirage]

switch to 3+0 when you hit 2k trust

[proven sapphire]

anyone down to a 1v1?

[upbeat viper]

no thanks

[misty sedge]

Nonu

[upbeat viper]

because it's not

[lone zenith]

https://play.chess.com/9sWCb

[lapis brook]

why?

[upbeat viper]

I have a mod account

[misty sedge]

No u

[lapis brook]

What is it

[upbeat viper]

won't tell

🕵️

[winter helm]

hiya

[proven sapphire]

i cahllenged again

[pastel drift]

something weird has happened to me so I was winning more and loosing few games but after yesterday I am losing more and winning nothing in fact somehow I am on a losing streak what happened is it yips

[lapis brook]

why

[proven sapphire]

yeah its the tilt of chess

[pastel drift]

so how to fix this

[winter helm]

how cute is chat today

[lone zenith]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88960312323

[lapis brook]

@upbeat viper
https://www.chess.com/member/chessentine
this?

[upbeat viper]

nah

that's a new mod

😼

[lapis brook]

Nox?

https://www.chess.com/member/nox

[lapis brook]

that you?

Nox?

[upbeat viper]

😼

we french are rare

[clear sequoia]

Bastoura's hair is way longer than that!

[lapis brook]

https://www.chess.com/member/laguillotine
this?

2009 member

[upbeat viper]

true

[lapis brook]

WHO IS YOU

[upbeat viper]

if you can call that hair

[lapis brook]

which one

[upbeat viper]

I don't take care of it

smh

I'm just being lazy

[lapis brook]

are you nox

[upbeat viper]

am I

I let you investigate

[lapis brook]

Richard help me

[clear sequoia]

I deny being nox. I use X||.org / X11|| all the time!
(Let's see who gets that joke.)

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

I don't have it

[lapis brook]

are you nox

[upbeat viper]

stop asking

find out

[lapis brook]

how

[upbeat viper]

use your brain

[gentle steppe]

If I get it will u pay pal me 90 dollars

[upbeat viper]

eh @calm fjord btw

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1992 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

1 game away

https://tenor.com/u18h.gif

[lapis brook]

?

[upbeat viper]

2100 before next year ?

(no way ikr)

[lapis brook]

teach me

did you ping wrong guy

[upbeat viper]

oh I did

mb

lmao

[upbeat viper]

@clear sequoia

better

Sorry Doofapus

[lapis brook]

Are you nox

Pain got banned

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Syed Ameen (krabplayschess)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Syed Ameen (krabplayschess)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 516 (1091 peak)
Blitz: 388 (831 peak)
Bullet: 1038

[lapis brook]

Are you Nox

[upbeat viper]

[gentle steppe]

Are u nox

[viscid jacinth]

Face my wrath

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s20588opz4

[lapis brook]

@wide cloud

[viscid jacinth]

How many are there tf

[upbeat viper]

many

Ran blitz grind when

cuz being 847 blitz with 1500+ rapid is lame

3hrs before OTB game R3 against 1400F as white

[lapis brook]

Are you nox

[upbeat viper]

I won't answer

[lapis brook]

why

so rude

[upbeat viper]

not funny else

[lapis brook]

your here to answer chats questions

[upbeat viper]

I can choose to answer*

despite mostly answering

[lapis brook]

who is nox then

[upbeat viper]

Nox is Nox

60+30

[lapis brook]

when does uni start

[vagrant veldt]

y’all i just took the most nap scrumptious nap in my cyber security class

[lapis brook]

paint

😭

[vagrant veldt]

what

[lapis brook]

do you know who nox is?

[vagrant veldt]

no

[lapis brook]

Thats why i hate mods

Staff are just so much better 😮‍💨

excluding olympiad

[lime lava]

job interview today, They rejected me cause I called bb girl to the woman that asked my phone number and age, can u believe that

[echo kestrel]

Carr is OP

[proven sapphire]

just lost to a 700 lets go

[upbeat viper]

nice wrong joke

[viscid jacinth]

bruh

[lapis brook]

bruhnooo

[upbeat viper]

[viscid jacinth]

I am not a fan of 5th dimensional quantum theory jokes

[lapis brook]

dont timeout me pls

[clear sequoia]

Best prep is to sleep for 2h, then some Puzzle Rush 3 minutes, then be at the board in time! Best of luck!

[gentle steppe]

I can it's 2023

[graceful lintel]

Alr good night chat(imma go study)

[upbeat viper]

Imma take a look at my new scandi lines a bit just in case

[upbeat viper]

maybe explore alapin a bit for fun

[viscid jacinth]

R_Doofus you cant get this simplest of jokes

[proven sapphire]

yo who did i pllay

[lapis brook]

someone pinged me here

[proven sapphire]

bai

[grim edge]

i cant believe mahatma ghandi said that shit to me bro 😭

[lime lava]

who is justin case?

[clear sequoia]

Give me a dad joke and I'll laugh on any day that ends with y!

[lone zenith]

baii

[viscid jacinth]

Gandhi be down bad

[lapis brook]

buh

[upbeat viper]

woah you're really being a clown this evening

[graceful lintel]

Baii everyone cya

[lime lava]

im training

[lone zenith]

whos a thungerbolt most likely to hit in an orchestra? the conductor.

[upbeat viper]

apply for clown jobs soon

[clear sequoia]

If you name yourself Server Admin or Inappropriate username you don't get any pity if random people ping you!

[upbeat viper]

btw

how do you like the G502 @clear sequoia

:D

[fallen wadi]

Just joined

[lime lava]

they wont accept me cause people dont like my jokes

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XSc18KbDM

good mood before match

important

[grim edge]

maytree

[viscid jacinth]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

[upbeat viper]

so sad I'll miss MVL vs hikaru

[clear sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-cat-nap-gif-21414413

[grim edge]

can yall make the i hate trusted color role slightly closer to light sky blue so it can fit better with the emoji in my name

[lone zenith]

because 7 is a registered 6 offendeer

[clear sequoia]

I like it great – in the original packaging it still is in! Picked another mouse for the trip.

[upbeat viper]

oh

[grim edge]

i thinkits close enough to sky blue

[clear sequoia]

Why?

[viscid jacinth]

The Shocking True Story Of Why 6 Was Afraid Of 7 - Weekly Humorist https://weeklyhumorist.com/the-shocking-true-story-of-why-6-was-afraid-of-7/

[upbeat viper]

because 789 LOL LOL LOL

[lime lava]

"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

[upbeat viper]

[viscid jacinth]

Here are your answers

[lapis brook]

l bozo

[grim edge]

why dont eggs tell jokes?

[clear sequoia]

Why?

[viscid jacinth]

Alright why was 10 scared?

[grim edge]

cause they crack each other up!

[clear sequoia]

why?

[pure jacinth]

A better way to react
Nitro

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blA8IQJN45k

[lapis brook]

it was anitta pinging polls 💀

[lime lava]

that doesnt even make sense you should get a timeout for that one

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bnsZJ.gif

[viscid jacinth]

The government has not allowed me to continue the joke

[next mantle]

h

[gentle steppe]

Why did the chicken cross the road

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways how do two seas greet each other?

[pure jacinth]

Is this the guy that hit the woman with the brick in that tik tok?

[viscid jacinth]

he said it

[grim edge]

what does David Goggins tell the interviewers when they ask him about his kids?

[livid basin]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

yeah nah

bad taste

[viscid jacinth]

THEY DONT KNOW ME SON

[grim edge]

lmaooo

[lapis brook]

What does your username mean

[grim edge]

[timid wren]

best non e4 opening for black?

[upbeat viper]

doesn't mean anything

[lapis brook]

Why change it

[viscid jacinth]

what

[lone zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqI97zHMoQw

[pure jacinth]

Are you nox?

[upbeat viper]

but you can't play e4 with black

[viscid jacinth]

What was that

[timid wren]

i mean when white doesnt play e4

[nova verge]

Good morning!☀️

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU endgame in bullet

[grim edge]

wtf is that link?

[viscid jacinth]

Ikr like man baguette

[lapis brook]

lmfao who wrote that message i agree with you

[pure jacinth]

Depends what you want to play

[timid wren]

what are the options

[pure jacinth]

D4? English, reti?

[viscid jacinth]

Pushing

[upbeat viper]

well it depends on what they play

[pure jacinth]

Sodium

[upbeat viper]

push it real good

[livid basin]

Potassium

[viscid jacinth]

Oiia was a real good song tho

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/hhEjDIEVQPL.gif

[grim edge]

borg

[viscid jacinth]

Really liked it actually

[viscid jacinth]

Pawns on their way to die

[gentle steppe]

Bast give me fots

[upbeat viper]

no ?

[viscid jacinth]

bast give me admin

[upbeat viper]

no more fots until @strange skiff revamps the system

[pure jacinth]

Is that Danny rensch

[upbeat viper]

take a bonk

[livid basin]

Pawns on their way to change their gender

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[lapis brook]

give me fots :kappa:

[upbeat viper]

of course

[viscid jacinth]

ADMIN PINGER!!!!! BAN THIS GUY

[pure jacinth]

Danny rensch unfriended me on chess com

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

also how do you get mod here

i am power hungry

[gentle steppe]

Injustice I will repay

[viscid jacinth]

Be above 17

[pure jacinth]

You don't

[lapis brook]

no pinging anitta :madge

[upbeat viper]

18*

[lapis brook]

@strange skiff ban this mod!!

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/blog/KobraBytes/the-chess-community-needs-you

[lapis brook]

richard!!

[viscid jacinth]

i might as well drink alcohol

[gentle steppe]

Bast give me fots

[lapis brook]

drunk mod best mod

[viscid jacinth]

At that age

[upbeat viper]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Bast make me albert please

[clear sequoia]

why?

[lone zenith]

everyone except the king is female, and a part of the kings harem, who fights the others

[pure jacinth]

Best chess player in history will always remain that 100 year old dude that still played chess

I forgot his name

[grim edge]

/mute @viscid jacinth 30m reason: no reason provided

[livid basin]

What the hell

[gentle steppe]

U will face the consequences think hard about this I know where u live

[upbeat viper]

genie does as you wish

[livid basin]

Kasparov?

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bCYH5.gif

[pure jacinth]

Hahaha ha No

[lapis brook]

make me Anitta

[lone zenith]

karpov:

[gentle steppe]

To go to the idiots house
Knock knock!

[pure jacinth]

Neither

[lone zenith]

mikhail tai?

[livid basin]

WTF

[grim edge]

bro thinks hes the police

[upbeat viper]

fun fact

we can't mute him

[pure jacinth]

This man

[clear sequoia]

Who's there?

[lapis brook]

bast make me trym

[pure jacinth]

Bast

[gentle steppe]

The chicken idiot

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWqcKzbQBY

[upbeat viper]

[lapis brook]

make me trym

[viscid jacinth]

I shall be cousin

[lapis brook]

i want to be trym

[upbeat viper]

oh new internet ref, never saw it

it's cringe tho'

[gentle steppe]

I have a request for u

[lapis brook]

bast ran rhy became albert i want to be trym

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/c9lRujLWYVD.gif

[pure jacinth]

Have you ever dreamt of Danny rensch

[clear sequoia]

yes, what's the request?

[grim edge]

his singing is unparalleled

[gentle steppe]

Give me fots please

[pure jacinth]

Because I have

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways

[viscid jacinth]

HORSEYYYYYY

[upbeat viper]

autotune hits hard

[lapis brook]

@clear sequoia make me trym

[viscid jacinth]

shall i tell you a song

[upbeat viper]

sure

tell me a song

in DM if it's a text wall*

[clear sequoia]

We have a simple formula for FotS:
+1 for every helpful ping
+5 for every great post in #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 .
-100 for every warning
- time in minutes for every timeout
-50 for every time you ask to be FotS
Once you reach 200, let's talk about it!

[upbeat viper]

[pure jacinth]

He had a green pawn suit and he was chasing me.
I was a rook in game
I ended up eating Danny pawn but my king got smothered mated by Knight Hikaru.
The king was David Navara

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper subtitles on
https://youtu.be/LJwd8RA4yJg?si=wtLW9d56eZGnWpob

[grim edge]

dang im down -500 points :/

[lapis brook]

how many minutes in 24 hours?

[viscid jacinth]

I think i saw this before

[gentle steppe]

Bro I am already -500 due to -50 for every time I ask bout it

[pure jacinth]

On an unrelated note, can I leak government documents here?

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways my points are over 9000!!!!

[nova verge]

Sure! Not.

[viscid jacinth]

Like you are counting my points smh

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWJatRxfz8 same vibe

[viscid jacinth]

i mean sure like yeah

[violet belfry]

Chess anyone?

[pure jacinth]

Wrong chat

[violet belfry]

Hm?

[pure jacinth]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @violet belfry, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[pure jacinth]

Doing mod work over here

[viscid jacinth]

Aight suggest me a song which is on newsgrounds

[gentle steppe]

Calculate with me I have 195 msgs (HELPFUL) in ask an expert
UHH SO LETS TALK ABOUT IT

[upbeat viper]

idk

[pure jacinth]

Why are you obsessed with elmo

[velvet trout]

HHow to check points

[upbeat viper]

I'm not

I appreciate the work being this crazy remix

• the refs

[primal shore]

Guess who got covid for a 5th time

[velvet trout]

whose the owner

Of this serv

[lapis brook]

trym

[viscid jacinth]

Buying badminton

[gentle steppe]

How dont we get immunity

[primal shore]

variants

[clear sequoia]

A man of culture! (and background calls)

[viscid jacinth]

Lucy so lucky of you to try new versions of covid each time

[gentle steppe]

Alright biology stuff BORING

[primal shore]

the bacteria mutates into something the immune system has not delt with, then infects you again

[clear sequoia]

Although I'm more of a Yonex guy myself

[viscid jacinth]

8 dollars!

[primal shore]

It's the basis of earth

[empty zinc]

Any good chess players here?

[gentle steppe]

Didn't ask

[obtuse hull]

Just evolve your immune system 💪

[viscid jacinth]

Both yonex and this had the same features for the price and this looked good so

[clear sequoia]

Woah, the string is more expensive than the racket!

[random drum]

yeah will try I used opening tree to check my own stats lol

[upbeat viper]

badminton chat

[random drum]

Will try thanks

[viscid jacinth]

Like i am ever gonna break a string

[gentle steppe]

Oh well awkward

[viscid jacinth]

Also in india badmintons are way cheaper

[clear sequoia]

Wait, you're playing with a factory string?

[gentle steppe]

Let's do this again
Doofus can I have fots

[viscid jacinth]

nope

[upbeat viper]

-50

[empty zinc]

Bruh any good chess player that can help me out in improving my games?

[gentle steppe]

Bro I am like -600 or something

[upbeat viper]

then send a bunch of useful messages !!

[clear sequoia]

When I was active I broke strings much faster than they wore out, like 2 per months.
I'm glad that when I blunder in chess I don't break the board at that rate!

[upbeat viper]

@restive storm owo

[restive storm]

#📊〡community-polls the latest is 💀💀💀

[gentle steppe]

I do look at my ask an expert

u messed up buddy

[bright glade]

<@&745328830649991179>

[viscid jacinth]

Well knowing how bad i play i know damn well i wont break one

[grim edge]

Aye, Counter

[heavy wind]

i wanna be banned lol

XD

bro are mods lazy

[restive storm]

He's gone

[clear sequoia]

Even if your username is so short it's barely visible, you're locked out all the same …

[obtuse hull]

Hello Tyra

[inland shore]

Bro in the vid said:" black to move, mate in 1 "💀

[echo kestrel]

Godly opening

[lapis brook]

l rip

[daring escarp]

Saying it was a blunder

[upbeat viper]

found another teacher playing chess

beginner tho' like ~1200 lichess

[grim edge]

what did they say

[upbeat viper]

I want more teacher friends

[lapis brook]

are you nox

[grim edge]

i want more girlfriends

[little elm]

i had a teacher who was ~1700

[nova verge]

Teachers are awesome!

[grim edge]

i agree

[upbeat viper]

the other one is 2000F

[latent mauve]

what!?

[little elm]

students surpass teachers all the time in chess

the 1700 didnt teach chess, just some history teacher

[empty zinc]

Damn I need a teacher to teach me chess

[remote bramble]

Barely

[torpid lintel]

There is guide lessons on chess.com, YouTube , or you can get a coach here https://chess.com/coaches
Or dm @boreal cosmos

[boreal cosmos]

yup

[remote bramble]

Usually people improve to their coach s level themselves

Like my coach was 1800 fide and until 1650 fide it was efficient

[empty zinc]

Ye i will look on to it ty

[remote bramble]

And above it was all me progressing

[grim edge]

my coach is a legend of chess

wb magnus and his coach

[lone zenith]

guys

i am 650 elo 😎

[velvet trout]

Iam 700

Tryna improve

[lone zenith]

hi 700

im zabrahim

[velvet trout]

Hi 650 elo

🐮

[reef mango]

all top pllayers have personal trainers

[silver patio]

what goin on here

[stable jungle]

Hey @silver patio, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[velvet trout]

Magnus? Nahhhh

[reef mango]

magnus has a personal trainer lmao

peter heine nielsen

[silver patio]

ez

[nova pewter]

[silver patio]

how do i have the og rank

[grim edge]

my alt

[nova pewter]

Because you are OG

:p

[silver patio]

🤯

[tulip lichen]

wsg

[silver patio]

wazzuh player

[upbeat viper]

blblblbl

[nova pewter]

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Hi there

[upbeat viper]

hi

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[tulip lichen]

getting 30th place in chess tournaments😔

[grim edge]

Oh wow, thx :)

[tulip lichen]

last time i got 24th

[grim edge]

Thanks

[tulip lichen]

630 elo tho

i just learned all the basics idk what to do now

just play the game or learn more

if learn more what do i learn

[nova pewter]

Just play more tbh

U can only go higher up if u play more unless u wanna be some crazy 2k elo player

[tulip lichen]

so i don't have to pay 4.99 for the puzzles?

what

i'm not stone

[nova pewter]

I never tried puzzles

But than again I suck :p

[tulip lichen]

in my country one dollar is 30 pounds

a not wealthy country

[grim edge]

Eyyyy My boost is back

[tulip lichen]

https://www.chess.com/leagues/elite/259qbTGGva

[grim edge]

vicenteeeee

[ashen atlas]

e

[tulip lichen]

i'm 6th

[umbral wind]

[grim edge]

bro why dosent vicente respond

Que

so

[tulip lichen]

i'll play more to advance to champion

[grim edge]

d dnde sos

[tulip lichen]

have a good day

[grim edge]

Hopefully in speed chess championship finals we see another Hikaru vs Magnus

I feel like Magnus is better higher time controls but Hikaru may win due to bullet

[viscid jacinth]

What

[frigid juniper]

I'm better than magnus

[sleek zealot]

puzzles 2400 niceeeeeeee

[frigid juniper]

@sleek zealot congratulations

[viscid jacinth]

True