💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

SPITTT

[normal grail]

it out!!

[fiery beacon]

I don't have spotify premium

[fiery beacon]

All you want to do is drag me down

[normal grail]

eats sun dial

[normal grail]

all i wanna do is stamp you out

[fiery beacon]

SPIT! x4

[normal grail]

this is probably the least chess relevant server

[fiery beacon]

@grim edge you finish it off homie

[grim edge]

SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[normal grail]

discords discord server has more to do with chess bro 💀

[fallen wadi]

Shut up, you noobs.

[normal grail]

nonononononononononononononono

[fiery beacon]

only thing we forgot was toothbrush noises

[grim edge]

💀

[digital phoenix]

its supposed to

[fallen wadi]

Imagine being 1300 💀

Imagine playing the London system

[normal grail]

yooooo no its not 🔥

[fallen wadi]

Y’all goofy if you play it

[grim edge]

I watch how the moon sits in the sky in the dark night

[digital phoenix]

unfortunately all of u are sub 1k so we cant talk abou chess

[fiery beacon]

If you got spotify premium

[grim edge]

SPIT IT OUTTTT

[digital phoenix]

uve tried and uve failed

[normal grail]

i mean im not mad its just funny

[normal grail]

wat

[fiery beacon]

night time chat is a whole different thing from daytime chat

daytime chat is for chess

[digital phoenix]

yeah when americans are online this server is screwed

[normal grail]

how u reply that fast bro

[digital phoenix]

really come 1v1

[fiery beacon]

nighttime chat is for singing, therapy, talking about our love lifes, or basically anything we want to do

[normal grail]

yeah well i can eat sand faster than you

[digital phoenix]

uh i use typeracer but ok nitrotype

[fiery beacon]

I used to be able to type really fast without making mistakes but now I don't feel like dedicating valuable braincells to typing quickly so I take my time to think about what I want to say

[normal grail]

they be starting nitro type battles and shi 💀

[digital phoenix]

actually u know what ill do typeracer cos idk how nitrotype works

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=r8c3la32l

[normal grail]

||if you opened this ur gay||

[fiery beacon]

nah I'm bi

only about 50% gay

[normal grail]

she said she a lesbian girl me too

[digital phoenix]

damn im slow

[normal grail]

im insane

someone listen to music with me

FLASHINGGGG LIGHTSSSSSS

[fiery beacon]

that sounds like a kanye lyric

[normal grail]

FLASHINGGGG LIGHTSSSSSS

[fiery beacon]

either that or it's some rapper I've never heard of

[normal grail]

its kanye east

[fiery beacon]

who's trying to be like kanye

[normal grail]

i dont like kanye as a person but his music is amazing

[fiery beacon]

without the hatler thing

[normal grail]

yeah i do not very ,uch approve ythat

[fiery beacon]

hi samantha

I get it

i can't wait eeeeee

[fast bison]

Does anyone have atomic chess tips

[grim edge]

christmas is summer for me

[normal grail]

winning

[fast bison]

?

[fiery beacon]

upside down

[fast bison]

Nah u gotta lose

[normal grail]

IM JUST SAYING HEY MONA LISA COME HOME U CANT ROME WITHOUT CEASER

[random drum]

You are posting this without his perms?

[fiery beacon]

what are the daytime chess.comers doing here

[random drum]

on a discord server

[grim edge]

im in class

[fiery beacon]

honestly at this point I'd probably date him

I really need human affection

[grim edge]

🥺

[normal grail]

NAH CUZ WHY IS WHIMSY #2 FAN SO COOL

[fiery beacon]

the only love I get is from you guys

[grim edge]

is that the real whismy

[fiery beacon]

yes

[normal grail]

tis

[grim edge]

🥺

incho can i have a shape. a bit of geometry

[fiery beacon]

tennessee

[grim edge]

you need to try shapes

shapes are the tastiest fking things ever

[normal grail]

thinking about all the mistakes ive made in life goes hard

[grim edge]

i love squars

i donnnnt caree about anyone else but meeee

[grim edge]

lol ur the only ten i see

[normal grail]

alr bye everyone

[fiery beacon]

If you're not joking then a 10 is a person who is a 10/10 on datability (can be looks or personality depending on what you're into) and it's a plan on the name of the state sounding similar

[grim edge]

bye

[fiery beacon]

😘

[grim edge]

goodbye chat i need to go now 🙏

[fiery beacon]

in reality he's a solid 1

science rizz

[grim edge]

next song we do should be ADIDAS 😏

[fiery beacon]

all day I dream about - gets banned

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

lol id let u electrophoresis my ferrous particulates 🥺

the day you can’t thug that shit out is the day reality hits

me too

[maiden mesa]

hydrolysis reaction to break down polymers and phospholipids 🥺

[fiery beacon]

wow those are some big words but I like big things so 🤷

[grim edge]

then u will NOT like dating me 🔥

[fiery beacon]

You got a big heart

[grim edge]

it’s used to separate dna

[grim edge]

its shrivelled like the grinch's

[fiery beacon]

I think you should see a cardiologist about that but I'm sure you got other big things

[digital phoenix]

thats what your mom said last night

[fiery beacon]

if we talking about my biological mom then yeah probably would not doubt that but my adoptive mother is a very nice woman and I will not let her name be slandered

[wheat falcon]

mid dm game 🥱🥱

[fiery beacon]

who wants to see my middle school yearbook photos

I'm excited

[grim edge]

CD try ok x try is see too bc so happy

[wheat falcon]

what

[grim edge]

lil bro has a diacritic fetish 🔥

[fiery beacon]

chess.com at night is wild bruh

[wheat falcon]

frrr

[fiery beacon]

did that guy who posted the dog balls get banned yet?

rip nicholas

[rotund sky]

I can't create a account on chess.com! It says there was an error.

[wheat falcon]

r/anarchychess is the embodiment of a 5 year old repetitively asking the same question over and over again

[rotund sky]

?

[pastel phoenix]

Why so many misses

[rotund sky]

cuz your bad

[pastel phoenix]

And in the opening???

Guess black’s rating

[rotund sky]

bruh

i see it now

[pastel phoenix]

What happened?

[warm warren]

@grim edge Incel spotted

[rotund sky]

Kings Pawn: Goldsmith Defense

[pastel phoenix]

Then what about the misses?

[rotund sky]

?

[pastel phoenix]

Why did black miss 4 moves

[rotund sky]

idk

[pastel phoenix]

Guess his rating

[rotund sky]

100

[pastel phoenix]

2|1 bullet rated

[pastel phoenix]

Higher

[rotund sky]

100

1000

[pastel phoenix]

He’s 2500 GM

[rotund sky]

BRUUHHHHHHH

how is that possible

[pastel phoenix]

What should you play as white?

[digital phoenix]

take pawn

[pastel phoenix]

Which piece?

Bishop takes or pawn takes?

[digital phoenix]

cxb7

[rotund sky]

bishop

[digital phoenix]

why

[rotund sky]

😞

[digital phoenix]

thats so unnecessary

[rotund sky]

fr

FR

[pastel phoenix]

You said bishop

[rotund sky]

i know

[pastel phoenix]

You got it

It’s a brilliant

[digital phoenix]

why

[pastel phoenix]

I accidentally did it, no one knows why

[digital phoenix]

why would u do that when u can take the pawn for free

[pastel phoenix]

I need a strong player to explain

[pastel phoenix]

Exactly

[digital phoenix]

u have an engine give the follow up

[pastel phoenix]

King takes bishop then pawn takes pawn

Then Be4

Then you promote while taking his rook and he will capture back with bishop

[fiery beacon]

I suck at words

[graceful lintel]

[fiery beacon]

That's why I love music, because I can express something without having to use words

[graceful lintel]

Remember this guy

[grim edge]

yea

[fiery beacon]

but sometimes music won't cut it and you need to use speech to express ideas

[graceful lintel]

10 hr genshin impact

[fiery beacon]

but I struggle to even type something as simple as this because I can't even make sense of my own thoughts and I have to find a way to put things that other people as well as myself can understand

[graceful lintel]

💀waht ru talking about

I ain't reading that 💀

[digital phoenix]

basically zax alt

[fiery beacon]

I'm rambling because I have no one else to talk to besides myself

[grim edge]

Footsteps shuffled on the stair.
Under the firelight, under the brush, his hair
Spread out in fiery points
Glowed into words, then would be savagely still.

[digital phoenix]

talk to urself

[graceful lintel]

Yea probably
Btw zax got banned smth?hes kinda ded

[grim edge]

i miss zax

[digital phoenix]

hes playing genshin

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

@grim edge ixiol to my wheel where r u?

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge genshin is dogshit

[fiery beacon]

talking to myself kinda sucks. just kinda ignore me if you want to

[hasty iris]

@fickle rampart my English is too bad ☠️☠️☠️

[digital phoenix]

also he played a game yesterday he just hates this server

[fickle rampart]

Your answer should still be accepted but yeah sometimes it gets very annoyin

They want the translation word for word, bar for bar if ya get what I mean

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[grim edge]

Little phony

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

[last verge]

cyberbullying

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Why you do that

[last verge]

10 seconds in bullet is enough time to troll

[graceful lintel]

Just submitted a project on cyber bulling yesterday

[grim edge]

if ur gettin cyberbullied why not just log off?

[hasty iris]

Good thing you have experience

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Nah my teacher gave whole class project abt cybercrime/bully smth

Wait

[grim edge]

where is duck

any of the many ducks i know

[hasty iris]

@graceful lintel You play chess like a bot

[grim edge]

it is a suspiciously common name around these parts

[graceful lintel]

I ate him

[grim edge]

dead

[digital phoenix]

duck kinda tasty ngl

[graceful lintel]

Me ?

[grim edge]

v how could u 😭

[graceful lintel]

Check my games again

[digital phoenix]

are u stupid

[grim edge]

bro said v

[digital phoenix]

where brain

[graceful lintel]

Ty

[hasty iris]

☠️☠️☠️

[grim edge]

sorry.. unity how could u 😭

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge yeah unity

[grim edge]

u gotta be trolling

[digital phoenix]

how does that feel

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

have u ever complimented anybody even once btw

[grim edge]

oh sorry v

[digital phoenix]

probably

[grim edge]

that’s not in their nature

[grim edge]

bro is a scorpion ☠️

it doesn’t know kindness

like the rest of us

you are not

@grim edge IM SORRY IF I OFFENDED U INCHO COME BACK 😭

[hasty iris]

Don't worry I got bamboozled too

[digital phoenix]

being called unity is an insult any day

[graceful lintel]

Oh my last game? Where I got 97 accuracy? Check whole game it was like 6 moves @hasty iris

[grim edge]

i know what evil is

[digital phoenix]

u cheter

[grim edge]

and you are not evil

i did it on purpose i akways do it on purpose i check if its unity or incho and i choose the opposite come bacckkkkkk

[digital phoenix]

its supposed to be between v or incho where did unity come from

[graceful lintel]

Noo check the game

[grim edge]

i love unity

[hasty iris]

Hacks for sure. Bro definitely had Magnus in his shoe

[grim edge]

i know ur not evil

[digital phoenix]

ok unity

[graceful lintel]

Frfrfrfrfrrrfrrfrf

[grim edge]

check unitys nick

you’re a nice guy

[digital phoenix]

name is pink

[grim edge]

not that

[digital phoenix]

really cannot get it confused

[grim edge]

NO

i give up you’re evil

[graceful lintel]

Im better than him

[grim edge]

r u just. incapable of getting jokes

[grim edge]

adhd

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[graceful lintel]

Just stuck at 1600s for some Reason

[digital phoenix]

damn

thats crazy

[graceful lintel]

Crazy

[last verge]

not sure

[grim edge]

real

[digital phoenix]

hi unity

[graceful lintel]

I'll eat you

[digital phoenix]

damn u eat monkeys

[graceful lintel]

I eat everything

Yea

Smth like that

[digital phoenix]

i dont think even chinese would eat monkeys

nevermind im wrong

[graceful lintel]

Worse

[graceful lintel]

I saw Chinese people eating monkeys Brain in movies

[digital phoenix]

sounds about right

[graceful lintel]

too good

I'm thinking smth wrong

[peak plank]

Tbh we need /challenge to exist

[graceful lintel]

💀

[digital phoenix]

/challenge @peak plank 1+0 i know u cant play bullet cos ur trash

[peak plank]

Bullet chess is not a measure of skill

Classical chess is.

Fr

[digital phoenix]

@hasty iris

[grim edge]

imagine

the chess bot lets you play chess in the app

1 more day until fall

[mystic stream]

@hasty iris

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat

[peak plank]

Yep

[wind vector]

how 220 dollar

[peak plank]

By being crap at chess

[digital phoenix]

play faster

the longer u spend the more u doubt urself

[peak plank]

The longer you spend = the more accurate your moves can be

Thinking is good

[clear shoal]

cap

my fish died from thinking

[random drum]

So there is a stupid guy in chat too nice ||Not me obv||

@digital phoenix!welcome

[warm jay]

Hi. Is it normal that a new account cannot chat when it is already playing in the game?

[grim edge]

No

You got muted ig

[warm jay]

So why can't I chat in-game? I created a new account, but I can't chat

[bright folio]

you have to play more

[warm jay]

You tell me?

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Ofc

[grim edge]

Hi

[graceful lintel]

He will bc u asked

[random drum]

I am thinking to make a vlog in my next tournament

23rd september

[graceful lintel]

Avg guy their will beat shit out of you

Get better before playing OTB

[warm jay]

So, how many games with my new account do I have to play to be able to chat?

[graceful lintel]

1k is way too less

[random drum]

5/5

[graceful lintel]

Nvm people r bad

[random drum]

No one asked for ur opinion kiddo

[graceful lintel]

blitz?

[random drum]

Just f off

[graceful lintel]

Nvm I GTG

[random drum]

Nvm I am just blocking u I don't like idiots who think they they are great at just 1600 elo

Idiot

Blocked 👍

[graceful lintel]

I don't think I'm great I was just giving advice

[warm jay]

Guys, I repeat the question that is important to me: So, how many games with my new account do I have to play to be able to chat?

[stable mirage]

idk why would we know that

[graceful lintel]

No idea probably 25 smth

[stable mirage]

why do you need to chat anyway

[warm jay]

I have a new account but I can't chat and I like to talk to my opponent in the game

[graceful lintel]

Dont do that stuff

Message someone during game is kinda annoying

[warm jay]

What does 25smth mean?

[stable mirage]

around 25

[graceful lintel]

25 games

[random drum]

I got selected bcz I can play and still idiots are talking 1k elo and stuff. It takes time to improve

[warm jay]

Ok

[random drum]

Time will tell ⌛

[warm jay]

But that's not the case when it comes to friends.

[earnest mason]

Y'all lucky having amateurs in your tournament. The dudes in my school tourney are all 2ks

[graceful lintel]

Nah that's totally up to you if u want to join a tournament or not

• I was just giving advice
  I've recently played a unrated tournament and avg guy their was like 1200 smth
  Again that's totally up to you

[random drum]

If I am 1k elo it doesn't mean I can't give opinion and it doesn't mean I can't participate in tournament

[graceful lintel]

Oh play 25+ games yo might right to chat smth

"that's totally up to you"

[random drum]

Once I was 400 elo and It took some time to reach 1k elo and maybe one day I'll reach 2k elo

[warm jay]

It must be a higher number, because I have played more than 25 games and yet I can't chat 😥

[graceful lintel]

[random drum]

It will take time ⌛

[grim edge]

How many lines of king's indian have you learnt

[random drum]

It's just a trophy brother

[grim edge]

Why do you want to chat

[random drum]

Unblocked I don't block people

0 blocked

since I made this account

[grim edge]

I have 2-3 ig

[graceful lintel]

Same

[warm jay]

Because sometimes my opponent takes a long time in the game, thinks a lot, and I want to say something to him to speed up the game.

[graceful lintel]

Imma go learn kings Indian theory

[grim edge]

Don't say somthing racist

[tropic plaza]

Im back, why are you bored?

[random drum]

🤝 Let's keep it till chess as chess is way of spreading frndship and love

[graceful lintel]

Kinda annoying 💀
Play bullet then

[grim edge]

d4 Nf6 c4 g6 Nc3 Bg7 e4 d6 Nf3 O-O Be2 e5 O-ao Nc6 d5 Ne7 Nd2 Nd7 b4 f5 c5 Nf6 f3 f4 Nc4 g5 a4 Ng6 Ba3 Rf7 b5 Bf8 b6 cxb6 cxd6 h5

[random drum]

so no fights 🥊

[grim edge]

Rat le

[graceful lintel]

alr

[stable mirage]

please get help

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

No

[gray heron]

be happy, you might win faster due to time

[random drum]

Guys any opening from black that I can learn for my tourney

[stable mirage]

sicilian

[graceful lintel]

That's nimzoswitch Indian
I already know this line

[grim edge]

Magnus carlson gambit

[random drum]

for 1k elo player and I have tournament on 23rd

[stable mirage]

yeah why not

[random drum]

Caro?

[stable mirage]

or just play what ur already comfortable in

[grim edge]

@last verge said that this is traditional line of king's indian

[tropic plaza]

Siwius

[graceful lintel]

Play kings Indian less theory+quick development

[stable mirage]

hello crow

[warm jay]

By the way, with my new account I have a value of 1600 that increases or decreases over the course of several games. What does it mean?

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[random drum]

will try

[tropic plaza]

Cacaw

[bright folio]

c1rrin doesnt know KID

[stable mirage]

you gain and lose more elo per game cuz cc doesn’t know what elo you are yet

[bright folio]

hes carro fan

[graceful lintel]

Just play games

[random drum]

But what if my opps play e4 ?

then

[tropic plaza]

Just play h6

[stable mirage]

tbh just resign if they don’t play into your 20 moves of prep

[tropic plaza]

Fr, if they dont play 25 moves of najdorf theory, you should just resign

[restive storm]

I got warned for sandbagging on lichess for doing that

[random drum]

[stable mirage]

they just don’t understand

I don’t think you could get warned for sandbagging otb though

[random drum]

I take 10 mins to make first 15 moves or less than 15 moves and then I make my opp into trouble(for 30 min games)

[stable mirage]

even though it would be a funny way to farm reserve bracket prizes

[warm jay]

Okay. But I think that value should not be given to bad players, or am I wrong?

[tropic plaza]

My 10 mins is 150 moves

[grim edge]

U are wrong

[stable mirage]

on making a new account it should give you the option to be beginner intermediate or advanced I think, and they should each give you a different starting value

[random drum]

tf

[tropic plaza]

I mean its normal, sometimes in 3 mins blitz ireach 100+

[stable mirage]

that is barley ever

usually in like 50 move situations

[random drum]

My longest game was 91 moves ig

1 month long

[tropic plaza]

It reach like that if opp dont wanna draw in a drawing pos

[warm jay]

Oh, I didn't know that, but in that case, if for example I choose the advanced level (but I'm an amateur), then are my opponents also of the advanced level?

[stable mirage]

they’ll be around whatever your elo is, but you’ll be put at the rating you belong at soon enough

[warm jay]

Ok, I more or less understood

[grim edge]

Anybody up for a training match?

[warm jay]

Me, I think

[grim edge]

What is your elo?

[warm jay]

New account with 900 something

[grim edge]

Okay

[grim edge]

What is your username?

[warm jay]

ChesSuck-1

It's not a very original name 😅

[grim edge]

Accept challenge?

[warm jay]

I don't like that you have to wait 3 months to change your username.

[warm jay]

Ok

[grim edge]

it’s fair tho

it may be long but it is fair

[grim edge]

?????

[warm jay]

I'm waiting for the challenge

[grim edge]

I have challenged you twice

[grim edge]

Why do you want to change your name

[grim edge]

I have to play with my friend
By

[warm jay]

What is your username?

[earnest mason]

@grim edge only now I realized that your username is the King and Queen swap by Magnus

[sleek zealot]

"im not addicted"

[upbeat viper]

Uninstall tiktok

Keep your brain cells

[sleek zealot]

ooga booga

[warm jay]

Because the game allows it. I can change the name every 3 months, but it should be a shorter time

[upbeat viper]

[stable mirage]

ew tiktok

[sleek zealot]

its only 13 h cuz my pc wasnt working so i literally had nothing better to do

[earnest mason]

Tiktok and YT shorts are full of cringe

[sleek zealot]

true

[sleek zealot]

google giggles superior

[earnest mason]

With a few exceptions, ofc

[sleek zealot]

no thats the average

[iron barn]

i used to watch like 3 and a half hours a day

[sleek zealot]

thas crazy

[iron barn]

i somehow cant believe its that low

[stable mirage]

would have been higher if I wasn’t slacking on thursday 😔

[warm jay]

I want to play with some of you. I'm not good but I'm not bad either

[iron barn]

whats ur elo

[stable mirage]

u should connect your account

[cunning urchin]

I swatch TikTok 25 hours a day yes

[earnest mason]

I just sent you a challenge but you declined it

[stable mirage]

ew any amount of tiktok

[warm jay]

How do I do that?

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[iron barn]

my friend sends me funny tik toks i gotta watch them

[sleek zealot]

bro watches google giggles

[stable mirage]

just watch something else

[iron barn]

i already watch hours of chess content a day

[stable mirage]

nah I just watch multi hour 100% or 100-300 day videos or like random tarik stuff

[iron barn]

i should read more of ted kaczynskys writings

[sleek zealot]

thats why ur 1300 go play games instead, get some experience

books and videos aint that useful imo

[iron barn]

when i force myself to play i play much worse

[stable mirage]

you have invoked BOOKS

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 641 (785 peak)

[warm jay]

I have read the !welcome but how can I know if my discord account is connected to chess.com?

[stable jungle]

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[stable mirage]

it will probably say and you’ll have a red name

[earnest mason]

Are you using a phone or a PC rn?

[stable mirage]

fight or flight… or freeze

[warm jay]

I am from my phone

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-viralhog-eat-run-away-steal-gif-22723470

[sleek zealot]

i hate deer so much for that exact reason

[grim edge]

then shoot them

[earnest mason]

Then it's not gonna be simple. You gotta go to the website version of chess.com, not the app

[sleek zealot]

i dont live in merica

[earnest mason]

Then you go to Settings, you should see an option called "Connected Accounts"

[stable mirage]

so

[sleek zealot]

i dont have a gun

[stable mirage]

get one idk

[earnest mason]

Shoot them with a bow

[stable mirage]

or don’t, guns suck

[sleek zealot]

its not that simple 😭

[sleek zealot]

i dont have a bow either

[stable mirage]

shoot them with a pocketknife idk

[sleek zealot]

how

[earnest mason]

Make a pitfall trap and wait for one to fall into it

[warm jay]

Ok. I can change the mobile browser to the desktop version and then I can see chess.com as if I were on my PC

[stable mirage]

train throwing knives

[earnest mason]

Read my next messages

[sleek zealot]

knives are expensive i cant be throwing them around to maybe hit something

[stable mirage]

so train

[sleek zealot]

choo choo

[stable mirage]

I think ur avoiding it

so lazy smh

[sleek zealot]

avoiding what

[stable mirage]

getting good at throwing knives

[earnest mason]

Just get a slingshot lol

[sleek zealot]

sorry knivea are expensive

[earnest mason]

It's easy to improvise a crossbow out of a slingshot

[stable mirage]

just reuse them

or get rich idk

[sleek zealot]

reuse what

[earnest mason]

The knives

[stable mirage]

the knives

[warm jay]

I share this link if anyone wants to play with me https://play.chess.com/s9TJE

[sleek zealot]

what knives

[glossy radish]

hi

[glossy radish]

nothing to do

[sleek zealot]

You got the Certified Not A Bait Link award

[humble cairn]

anyone up for a quick game?

[warm jay]

Oops I lost

[earnest mason]

gg

[warm jay]

Thanks for the game

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

is anyone else staying up to study

[earnest mason]

Np. Wanna rematch?

[warm jay]

Yes

[glossy radish]

i was. just finished

i need sleep today. badly

[grim edge]

i need it more than anyone

i had 6 hours of sleep last night

[glossy radish]

i had 4

i’ve had only four hours of sleep these past four days

[graceful lintel]

Pirc def is good?

[glossy radish]

idk

[stable mirage]

not really

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

hay it's 8 o'clock in my contry i would like to have game with some one

[marsh zodiac]

Any beginner up for a gamw?

*game?

[grim edge]

me

[marsh zodiac]

let me send link

what ur rating??

[marsh zodiac]

https://play.chess.com/5KvPA

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/QDtWc

hay man where are u

[marsh zodiac]

come fast

[grim edge]

https://friend.chess.com/Wxe3N

[marsh zodiac]

https://play.chess.com/x4R6z

[topaz bluff]

Goofs

[graceful lintel]

Hi chat nvm it's ded

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[spice quail]

ball

in

[warm jay]

Oh damn I lost again

[earnest mason]

gg

You put up quite a tough fight

But you screwed up really badly when you lost your queen

[spice quail]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-chonk-cats-cute-tickle-gif-22976826

[warm jay]

Yes. The third time's the charm. What are you saying?

[warm jay]

Yes 😅

[earnest mason]

I was about to go for the achievement that requires you to checkmate by castling, but I saw you blunder M1 and took it

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[graceful lintel]

Don't

Don't the cat

[spice quail]

the chonker so cute

[warm jay]

Yes, I don't like losing the queen. It was my mistake

[spice quail]

You don't like the chonker?

[onyx geode]

you a dawg person

[earnest mason]

I sent you a challenge

[graceful lintel]

I do

[spice quail]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-stunned-gif-20440182

[graceful lintel]

Raccoons r best

[onyx geode]

they are pests

[grim edge]

It's me in the mornings

[spice quail]

Raccoons are the pest

[graceful lintel]

No u r

[spice quail]

POV: you don't wanna go to work/school

[graceful lintel]

Imma end this conversation

[onyx geode]

they are pests, and its a fact

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Yea

[onyx geode]

if i see a raccoon on the road, i run him over

[spice quail]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[onyx geode]

"woo i love instestinal parasites"

[grim edge]

Yummy

[stable mirage]

why he so angy

[graceful lintel]

I'd rather hug him than you

[graceful lintel]

Idk

Peepo is cute asf

[onyx geode]

true. you'd get into a legal hell because i would call that sexual harassment that would cost you your right kidney

[grim edge]

Wait, u're on this server too? 💀

...

[graceful lintel]

💀

No not my right kidney

[grim edge]

Why not the left kidney 🤔

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[grim edge]

We have a similar name 😀

Just replace the "K" with a "J"

[onyx geode]

there is no significant difference, so if you cant decide i can take them both 👍

[grim edge]

Pfffttt, who needs kidneys 😎

Kidneys are for bozos

[stable mirage]

yeah why not

[grim edge]

You're a-- uhhh... person then

[onyx geode]

ong, why have kidney failure when you dont have kidneys

[grim edge]

Yea

[stable mirage]

lol

no I’m an AI

[warm jay]

Uff was difficult

[earnest mason]

Aw man... you resigned

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Bru 😭

[warm jay]

Yeah, sorry

[grim edge]

WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON THERE!??

[warm jay]

You had a lot of advantage

[onyx geode]

hunter 💀

[grim edge]

Hunter- 💀

[warm jay]

Thanks for the game, I'm so bad.

[onyx geode]

blud what elo are you

[grim edge]

i am 1050

[earnest mason]

Nah, you're average

[warm jay]

900 something 🤷

[earnest mason]

Not bad, but not good either

[onyx geode]

so you're way better than me at least tbh

[jovial vector]

I don't see mate here do I just move the rook out of danger to c8 or something?

[grim edge]

I'm unrated

[onyx geode]

dont put yourself down

[grim edge]

Agreed

[onyx geode]

keep grinding

[earnest mason]

You manage to put up a fair fight. What's holding you back are the random 1 move blunders

[onyx geode]

thats me but i make 5 each game 💀

[earnest mason]

You almost beat me in the second game tbh

[warm jay]

Yes I believe

[earnest mason]

You had like 2 pawns attacking my pinned pieces threatening checkmate

I was anxious af trying not to accidentally get mated lol

[warm jay]

Are you serious? 😅

[grim edge]

I was thinking Bf1- (idk though, it's late for me rn)

[earnest mason]

Yeah, if you didn't randomly blunder your queen

[grim edge]

At the moment, Bf1 looks hard to stop

[jovial vector]

you were right thanks👍

[grim edge]

Wait rlly?

dang

[warm jay]

I try to take care of the queen, but when I don't have her I prefer to finish the game

[grim edge]

Ig I can think when it's 11pm almost

[earnest mason]

Sometimes, trading queens can be essential if you wanna keep an advantage

[grim edge]

I usually try and not trade queens depending if I want to simplify or not :/

i am quantum physics

But it depends if I have an attack or not

[random drum]

I won many games with white and today chesscom gave me 3 game with black pieces and I lost all

[grim edge]

I wouldn't linger on that to hard

[grim edge]

you don't know how to play chess properly if you can only win consistently with one of the pieces

[warm jay]

When you wanted to exchange queens, you had more pieces than me

[random drum]

who said this?

[grim edge]

literally everyone

[viral epoch]

[earnest mason]

Yeah, but my queen was the most active piece I got

[grim edge]

I didn't agree- (but yea, paranoid still needs to know other principles and tactics for black)

[random drum]

tf

[slim wharf]

just got over 500 finally c:

[grim edge]

exactly

[slim wharf]

did a brilliant too

[grim edge]

Actually, those stats were pretty good

[random drum]

see this

[earnest mason]

Piece activity is a fairly complicated aspect of the game, but I won't blame you for prioritizing material

[random drum]

I wanted to share video I sent ss

Catalan

[glossy radish]

night

[warm jay]

Yes. Anyway you are a very good player

[grim edge]

the london is a great opening to learn

[random drum]

gn

[earnest mason]

I lose more than I win lol. But I'll take the compliment

[grim edge]

I like the humbleness 👍

[digital phoenix]

humbleness

[warm jay]

Well, thanks for making me see that I'm still bad 😅

[radiant flame]

anyone wanna play on lichess

[digital phoenix]

is in fact a word

[ancient zodiac]

It's raining again ☹️

[digital phoenix]

same

[ancient zodiac]

I hate thunderstorms

I can't overcome this phobia

[digital phoenix]

i dont even have thunderstorms its just water

[earnest mason]

@ancient zodiac Your bio speaks facts

[digital phoenix]

someone unclogged the toilet in the clouds

[grim edge]

I miss rain

[grim edge]

LUCKY

I want thunderstorms 😩😭

They're peaceful

Rip bozo

[warm jay]

I think to start I'll have to get the book "Chess for Dummies" 😅

[grim edge]

#paindidnothingwrong

(besides a bit of tomfoooery)

[bright folio]

[earnest mason]

Wait, so if I remember correctly, Pain was a mod, right?

Welp, there goes her reputation

[grim edge]

We need more rain here, it's smoking hot and I'm dizzy af because of the heat

[ancient zodiac]

It really stresses me out when there's a thunderstorm

[bright folio]

Use ac

or fan

[earnest mason]

I like rain and thunderstorms. It gives me a much needed excuse to stay inside

[grim edge]

ohayo

[bright folio]

sup

[grim edge]

I'm at workplace

[earnest mason]

Gozaimasu

[grim edge]

I'll turn on the fan immediately after I got home

[bright folio]

oh i see

[ancient zodiac]

Am I experiencing anxiety already?

[spice quail]

It's raining here and I had to walk to class

I hate it personally.

[earnest mason]

Oh, class. That's rough. Forgot about that

[bright folio]

be careful

[grim edge]

Ac cause too much electricall bill

[warm jay]

This site looks interesting https://worldchess.com/

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

linux vs macos

Suspicious link

[hasty iris]

virus or no

[ancient zodiac]

Oh god

[warm jay]

Virus? No no

[earnest mason]

Idk, I'm not a tech nerd

[hasty iris]

u know u can get thousands of organic views on tiktok/yt instead of promoting it in this server

[ancient zodiac]

We do have

[warm jay]

I don't know what you're talking about, I just put chess in Google and I found this site that seems good.

[hasty iris]

then why u send with no context if it's not promotion

u didnt even say why it looked interesting

[spice quail]

Be (mostly) stress-free Easy, right?

[warm jay]

I said it because the site has similar content to the official FIDE site

[hasty iris]

wait you're old enough to have a daughter?

[maiden mesa]

for some reason i keep falling back down to JUST below 1400, im 1398 now

[hasty iris]

fr 💀

[maiden mesa]

the high 1300s plateau is crazy

[bright folio]

nah fam i got out from 1300 easily

[hasty iris]

u need more bullet games in your life

[maiden mesa]

ah hell nah

[hasty iris]

still same meaning 😅 proper would be "a girl in our class"

all g tho

[hasty iris]

im serious

[radiant flame]

nah, its the classes property

[maiden mesa]

one of the best en passants ive ever had so far

[maiden mesa]

im sure, i just dont wanna play bullet cause i can only play with my trackpad and i dont find it fun

[hasty iris]

oh nvm trackpad is unplayable for fast time controls

[maiden mesa]

and, yeah, i just dont really like blitz or bullet much

[radiant flame]

i play bullet on trackpad

speaks for itself

[hasty iris]

what a legend

[radiant flame]

and ik a guy whos like 2600 bullet and he plays trackpad

i think he was nm or something

[maiden mesa]

im gonna stick with rapid until i hit 2k i guess, then maybe ill branch out

[hasty iris]

how are people so good with a trackpad tho, like is it a special kind

[radiant flame]

ig macbook trackpad is fine

[hasty iris]

cause every trackpad ive used is like... fine for work but not good for chess

[stone knot]

real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> albuspercivaldumbledore

This is the Chess.com profile of albuspercivaldumbledore. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1370 (1391 peak)
Blitz: 1448 (1844 peak)
Bullet: 1260 (1834 peak)

[desert nebula]

lol y do my bullet and blitz peak show 1800+

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2412 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2136 peak)

[grim edge]

damn homie

[upbeat viper]

Hewo chat

[grim edge]

where do you go carrying that much elo with you

[bright folio]

sup bastion

[grim edge]

i might want some 🔪

[upbeat viper]

@digital phoenix how to chess better

[digital phoenix]

sorry only for paying customers in the back alley

[digital phoenix]

dont blunder

[bright folio]

win

[grim edge]

i wasn’t asking for your permission holmes 🔫

[hasty iris]

your account says you were 1800+ at first

[upbeat viper]

Seems like the same advice given to 1ks

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1984 (1988 peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[digital phoenix]

pay up noob

[upbeat viper]

2 Matches away from happiness

[hasty iris]

nooooo what happened to all 2k

[digital phoenix]

i dodnt think he was ever 2k bullet

[upbeat viper]

I never was all 2k

[proven sapphire]

bro

[hasty iris]

must be someone else then rip

[white sorrel]

that first game of the day be like

[proven sapphire]

its been so long hi

[hasty iris]

thought it was u

[upbeat viper]

Probably duck with a top hat

[hasty iris]

maybe

[upbeat viper]

I'll do full 2k too ig

Grinding bullet will be painful

Ig I'll play 1+1

[white sorrel]

how do u get the tournament soldier role?

[digital phoenix]

ew

[upbeat viper]

Old event

Fact

[grim edge]

Do 2+1 and throw away ur moral, no one gonna know

[hasty iris]

@desert nebula

[upbeat viper]

Actually 2+1 I've never tried

Might be great

[grim edge]

Lol

[digital phoenix]

ew

[grim edge]

Fake bullet

[upbeat viper]

To play actual chess

And not garbage

[hasty iris]

nahhh that's the worst bullet might as well play blitz lol

[white sorrel]

9 missed be like i resigned when i was winning

[upbeat viper]

Yeah but the point is I like blitz not bullet

[digital phoenix]

bullet is to throw brain away why u playing long tc

[white sorrel]

i thought it was mate

[grim edge]

Damn, ur accuracies rivals mine

[white sorrel]

my average acc is around 83-90

[grim edge]

im a professional flagger

mastered the art of flagging

[upbeat viper]

Maybe I'll grind bullet on stream lel

[grim edge]

I don't remember when the last time I got 90%, it's been so long

[white sorrel]

I never flag

[upbeat viper]

That'll motivate me a bit

Btw this evening's match is against a 1400F

[grim edge]

0% timeout???

[upbeat viper]

No info on what he plays

Sadge

[white sorrel]

90 days 0.3

[hasty iris]

gl

[grim edge]

u fixed obs?

[hasty iris]

do u have his name?

[upbeat viper]

Wifi provider issue

[white sorrel]

how can u timeout in rapid?

[upbeat viper]

Yeah sur e

[grim edge]

ah okay

[upbeat viper]

But nothing on chessbase

[white sorrel]

is impossible u have so much time

[upbeat viper]

And can't find anything

[grim edge]

10+0 I still can ran out of time

[white sorrel]

my friend who has no idea of chess said im racist

[grim edge]

15+10 just chilling tho

i have more wins on cc w black pieces 💀

[hasty iris]

gotta dig in his past events or something and see if u can get some random game archives

[white sorrel]

cc and fide is still different

[grim edge]

no shit

[hasty iris]

are u really fide rated?

[white sorrel]

yes

[digital phoenix]

i mean clearly u are

[white sorrel]

white i won a 1460, a 1720, a 1200 and lost to a 1300
black i lost everything so

[graceful lintel]

Ur not human

[proven sapphire]

bruh

[hasty iris]

what do u play as black

[white sorrel]

modern scandi

is just my opponents are harder i think

[proven sapphire]

ew

[hasty iris]

dont even know it lol

[graceful lintel]

Just destroyed a 1450s who played scandi

[grim edge]

ew

[proven sapphire]

sick

[white sorrel]

modern scandi and scandi is completely different

[proven sapphire]

im not 1450 any more i cant change my nickname for some reason

[graceful lintel]

Not that diff
u just play Nf6 instead of Qxd5

[white sorrel]

but no one talked to u

[white sorrel]

big diff

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[warm jay]

Sorry for this off-topic, but does anyone here have an account at a bluesky? I would like to try the app but I can't since I need someone else's invitation to use it

[hasty iris]

are there really less than 500 opening variations

idk how eco codes even work tho

[white sorrel]

@hasty iris btw i do have a fide rating it will be there at october 1st

[grim edge]

Modern Scandi is fine, Immediate Qxd5 is bad tho

[white sorrel]

the games are already up but the rating isn't

[keen meadow]

A what

[hasty iris]

nice. what is it gonna b?

[graceful lintel]

Yea kinda

[white sorrel]

1452 i calculated using the calculator + when is your first tourney is the same as your performance rating

[hasty iris]

the codes that represent openings

[hasty iris]

yeah

nice

[white sorrel]

i still have a rapid tournament 😢

[flat lichen]

give an example? like e4. e5...?

[graceful lintel]

What do u play as white?

Im learning Pirc to avoid any kind of theory

[hasty iris]

that's interesting tbh cause i thought 1400 ish fide is like 1800-2k cc rapid strength but i guess classical is too different

[white sorrel]

italian and poziani (they didnt let me play italian all the games 3/4 played sicilian)

[graceful lintel]

Great choice

[white sorrel]

i played like twice poziani online

but i still know most lines ig

so many bad animes ended :( im so sad

[graceful lintel]

I know 2 moves of theory in every opening

[grim edge]

Play King's Gambit 1000 games and you will learn alot of attacking tactics

[hasty iris]

sicilian is B20–B99

[white sorrel]

im so cool

[flat lichen]

oh I see thx

[graceful lintel]

1k games is alot

[digital phoenix]

everyone below 1500 has that

[radiant flame]

stop being a weeb

[grim edge]

Try the Muzio, trust me. It look stupid but works ridiculously well in lower tc.

[digital phoenix]

dude if it only works in lower tc its shit

[graceful lintel]

Instant demotivation

[graceful lintel]

I play 15+10 games

[digital phoenix]

so 25 games

[grim edge]

guys do you lose tempo when you play scandinavian

[grim edge]

Bruh, works for immediate King hunt. Opponent would just walk their king to checkmate because no time to calculate. For Blitz and bullet only tho, in Rapid they actually know what they're doing

[hasty iris]

so u play 1 game a day or

[digital phoenix]

u dont notice it after a few

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

yes

[digital phoenix]

i like qd8 scandi

gets boring after a while tho

[white sorrel]

pog sac found in 0.5 sec in 30 sec

[digital phoenix]

ur still losing

[white sorrel]

only if he take the right bishop

losing doesn't matter in 30 sec bullet

[hasty iris]

???

[digital phoenix]

i think hed premove taking on f5

[white sorrel]

na is a dumb idea if u premove if i move it away he will use more time

time is money

[graceful lintel]

Not really

[hasty iris]

cause like 15+10 could take 20-30 mins a game

[grim edge]

Go play Blitz

[graceful lintel]

Get better

[graceful lintel]

I'll try

Nice board

[white sorrel]

name 1 person below 1500 that has it

[graceful lintel]

Guy name @white sorrel

[digital phoenix]

imduck82 last time

[graceful lintel]

Change ur pieces

[grim edge]

Spamming Beeg emoji

Reported

[graceful lintel]

Time to run

[grim edge]

[white sorrel]

i didnt win it from the bullet arena

i won it from the blitz arena

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[little elm]

anyone can get top5 in blitz arena

[digital phoenix]

its rating based so it favour lower rateds

[little elm]

especially since they removed prizes

[white sorrel]

it was? i only matched against tilt 3 times

[white sorrel]

ikr was actually easy

[little elm]

you might be able to win one

because most people arent playing now

[white sorrel]

if u or tilt wasn't there i could've won

yall messed up my streak

i hate this game i pressed the flip board on accident and got flagged

[grim edge]

TAHAHA

[digital phoenix]

play on a smaller board

[graceful lintel]

Defeated him using invisible piece

On first try*

[little elm]

you flip it by pressing x or z, don’t remember which

[white sorrel]

the button i mean

[little elm]

press it again then

oh it was bullet

should still be fine

[white sorrel]

30 sec bullet is not fine then

[digital phoenix]

some pretty moves

this is the only way to play bullet

[bright folio]

i agree

[graceful lintel]

Smol board

[bright folio]

pieces got big

sticky

smh

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[bright folio]

its hard to premove when its big

[digital phoenix]

u cant really misclick

[grim edge]

Okay seriously guys its time to stop

[graceful lintel]

big brain

[digital phoenix]

i dont play that small but i prefer small still

[graceful lintel]

Stop what

[little elm]

someone plays puzzle battle like that

[grim edge]

Stop yapping

[keen escarp]

hyperbullet is harder than osu

[grim edge]

Who is that cute gentlemen in your pfp

[digital phoenix]

i prefer it like this

[bright folio]

cap