💬〡general-off-topic

[stable mirage]

incredible

[mystic stream]

Messi

[fleet sigil]

incredinble

[stable mirage]

incredible spelling too

I think the bot is worse than nothing

[grim edge]

coke

[fleet sigil]

why tf is your cc name so long

[stable mirage]

idk how I had them as a friend before they started streaming but yk

[stable mirage]

why not

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2215 (2223 peak)
Blitz: 2273 (2315 peak)
Bullet: 2237 (2348 peak)

[stable mirage]

its not even 2 lines

[grim edge]

my cc is long

LOL chesscom said this puzzle is 2700 elo level

[stable mirage]

it is pending rating

[white sorrel]

bro's on a toaster

[grim edge]

This was chesscom puzzles

[fleet sigil]

bro is on that windows xp

[tulip lichen]

middle eastern

[nova verge]

Oh ok.

[grim edge]

If i was 2650 in puzzles, why would chesscom give me a bankrank in 2 moves lol

Thats 650 rated puzzle

[white sorrel]

@stable mirage predict my rapid fide rating? will get one this weekend from a rapid tournament

[tulip lichen]

even if we replace gf with fiance i can't even choose it i'm 13

[stable mirage]

they test unknown rating puzzles against people of all elo

[calm plover]

I beat a 2000 in my school club !!!

[stable mirage]

1452

[tulip lichen]

what's your elo

[white sorrel]

thats my blitz

[calm plover]

1400

[fleet sigil]

cc?

[stable mirage]

itll be the same

[white sorrel]

ur uncreative

[tulip lichen]

damn

[calm plover]

yes he’s 2050 cc

[stable mirage]

fine ill say 1450 if it makes you happier

[nova verge]

Will you have an arranged marriage?

[fleet sigil]

oh you're 1400

nice

[grim edge]

i dont like the concept of arranged marraiges

[white sorrel]

we will see i hope 1500+ tho the tournament looks easy to farm on some 2000s if i win them

[fleet sigil]

arranged hoes

[grim edge]

yo parents pull for u

[grim edge]

it's depressing

[white sorrel]

not alot of good players so winnable

[fleet sigil]

you're getting smacked dawg

[grim edge]

how is even supposed to last

exactly

[little elm]

weak event tbh

[white sorrel]

is not like i want to win

[tulip lichen]

i'm 13 wth

[toxic lintel]

Ur gonna do great Venom:))

[little elm]

you can win

[fleet sigil]

i mean you might, the event is pretty weak

[little elm]

what tc?

[nova verge]

??? U said “I can’t even chose it” maybe I misunderstood

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080055289228840960/1150283132965240832/image0.jpg

[little elm]

only 5 titled players

[little elm]

what is this

[white sorrel]

2 ACMs technically

[little elm]

ACMs

[stable mirage]

tournament this weekend

[tulip lichen]

and yeah i will when it's legal

[little elm]

i also have a tournament this weekend

[white sorrel]

i also have a tournament this weekend

[nova verge]

Yeah see I wasn’t saying now I was saying later

[white sorrel]

cant see

[little elm]

i am #50 seed

[tulip lichen]

yeah obviously bro i'm not tryna die alone

[nova verge]

I get that 100%

[white sorrel]

why is connor not cm?

[little elm]

that is blitz

not standard

[stable mirage]

smh blitz tournament

[white sorrel]

mine is rapid

[stable mirage]

so uncivilized

[little elm]

15 rounds of 3+2

[white sorrel]

bro blitz is anyones game

upsets are very common

[stable mirage]

not enough to let me beat the 2500

[river ledge]

What days are the weekly arenas ]?

[fleet sigil]

I pray for your lost

[little elm]

weekly cc discord event is Friday

but they changed it so prizes are all luck

[river ledge]

Can you help me with some information links? sorry to bother you

[grave wasp]

That's just a skill issue ngl

[stable mirage]

only 2200 smh

[white sorrel]

not gonna talk about the 800 elo diff

[stable mirage]

not that much tbh

[fleet sigil]

could never be me tbh

[white sorrel]

or else bro was gonna lose like 100 elo

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/weekly-prized-arena-rules

[river ledge]

thanks man

[little elm]

they changed it to random gets prize

[white sorrel]

K 40 gained 40 this game dam

[stable mirage]

y tho

[white sorrel]

i wonder which bozo limited the rating cap

[little elm]

#announcements message

[white sorrel]

if u win do u get a role?

[little elm]

community bullet brawl is easiest to win prize if you are good

[white sorrel]

even for top 5?

i got top 5 i didnt get a role

[stable mirage]

define good

[little elm]

you should, ask mod

[little elm]

idk, 2300s can get top3 usually

[stable mirage]

oh dang

that is pretty good

[white sorrel]

was a nitro arena

[little elm]

there should still be role prizes i think

[white sorrel]

let me find the ss

[boreal cosmos]

Probably

[little elm]

community bullet brawl has lots of smurfs, wouldnt play it if you like rating

[stable mirage]

eh it’s down anyway

[white sorrel]

do i ping them or smt?

[little elm]

that is cc community anyway

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/live/arena/nitro-2916375 this was the arena i was 5th

[tough hearth]

guys i have a confession to make

[little elm]

not cc discord

[tough hearth]

i love tartar sauce

[toxic lintel]

Ew

[little elm]

ask a mod

preferably if they are active here

[white sorrel]

any mod?

[stable mirage]

liking any sauce other than ketchup is fine

[white sorrel]

paintensei or LB?

[toxic lintel]

Pain

[little elm]

pain is banned now though

[white sorrel]

dm or ping?

[little elm]

[toxic lintel]

Wait why??? I just saw him the other day

[stable mirage]

what did pain do

[little elm]

he cheated apparently

[grim edge]

he cheated

[toxic lintel]

😱

[little elm]

left everywhere

[stable mirage]

jeez

[toxic lintel]

Gosh darn it pain😔

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/live/arena/nitro-2916375 @upbeat viper yo do i get a role for getting top 5 in this nitro arena? (was some time ago)

[toxic lintel]

How'd they find out?

[grim edge]

pain if ur in this chat w an alt, we thought ur better than this

[little elm]

the amazing cc cheat detection system

[grim edge]

not amazing

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[white sorrel]

waiting for Bastouwa

[toxic lintel]

Rip pain😔

[little elm]

world’s premier cheat detection algorithm

50% of cases resolved in under a year

[white sorrel]

uuuuuuuhh

in my opinion i think it deserved a role i spent 1 hour of my life playing blitz

[grim edge]

hans neimmann cheating again

[stable mirage]

I do that too much

[grim edge]

like bro is cheating gonn stop?

[white sorrel]

i gained 200 from that tournament heheheha

[fickle rampart]

Wesley is getting destroyed 😭

[little elm]

score?

[stable mirage]

realistically never

[grim edge]

hans cheated against kramnik and made him quit

[white sorrel]

always has been ty btw @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

np

[fickle rampart]

4.5-0.5

[stable mirage]

computer being dumb as usual

[fickle rampart]

We may be getting a blowout

[little elm]

why is it? exf6 Nxf6 and black is fine

[white sorrel]

yo then the nitro arena is the easiest way to get a role

barely anyone played

[high ledge]

Is it the pain i know?

[white sorrel]

theres only 1 pain

[high ledge]

@paintensei

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/member/paintensei

[high ledge]

It was a chill/peaceful person atleast

[white sorrel]

he got a nice background on cc tho

[toxic lintel]

Pain was a women😱

[restive storm]

Bro got banned

[white sorrel]

might steal it one day

[undone lodge]

I'm assuming that the person she played for the last few games isn't legit

Is that why?

[white sorrel]

thats his alt

pain is his alt

[undone lodge]

Gotcha

[toxic lintel]

Ez

[undone lodge]

Rating manip is a pretty dumb reason to go

[little elm]

result never in doubt

[high ledge]

Every time i come here there is a different thing ong

[white sorrel]

ty for telling me about the role lol i played in it i didnt even know i could get a role from that

[restive storm]

What time control

[restive storm]

Last one to get banned wins 💀

Lol

[white sorrel]

he played unrated these games

[lament jacinth]

Real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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Rapid: 1441 (1461 peak)
Blitz: 1098 (1121 peak)
Bullet: 1177 (1375 peak)

[white sorrel]

bruh didnt gain much today

[stable mirage]

why don’t you play like that against me smh

twice now

I managed to miscount and played Ke7 in a drawn endgame

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[white sorrel]

i have a bunny

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-gif-22123810

[upbeat viper]

time to change that

[white sorrel]

this bunny

[stable mirage]

8

[upbeat viper]

[stable mirage]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1104006325307965501

I thought the pawn was on like a5

[white sorrel]

Mai Sakurajima from rascals does not dream of bunny girl senpai

[stable mirage]

maybe

it was still dumb to blunder though

[spice finch]

How long you been playing chess?

[stable mirage]

too long

for my elo

[spice finch]

What's your elo lol

[stable mirage]

like 2250 ish rn

[spice finch]

And that's bad? 😂

[stable mirage]

very

I should be 3k

[restive storm]

I'm 2250 rapid too I'm trash

[stable mirage]

ew rapid

[spice finch]

What age did you start playing?

[restive storm]

My blitz and bullet is 2300

[stable mirage]

I was 4

[restive storm]

Wow

[spice finch]

Damnnn your lucky

Parents introduced it to you or something?

[white sorrel]

@restive storm me=you because we have same role

[stable mirage]

indeed

[spice finch]

That's what imma do for my kids

When I have like at least 20 of em

[restive storm]

Good job on getting the top 5 role
But we are not the same

[white sorrel]

i actually should've got it last week i didnt know i could get it

[spice finch]

You gonna train to get a title?

[stable mirage]

so they can rating manip with each other??

[stable mirage]

uh yeah probably

[spice finch]

Lol why not

[white sorrel]

go for ACM GO GOGOG

[restive storm]

lol
I've gotten top 5 a few times but never 1st💀

[tulip lichen]

whats your elo

[spice finch]

Very nice

[stable mirage]

nah I’ll go for WNCM

[white sorrel]

u have arena titles currently?

i think u can try AIM

[restive storm]

When titles have 4 letters in the abbreviation

[stable mirage]

idk what ur talking about so probably not

[stable mirage]

not enough

[white sorrel]

Fide online arena gives arena titles

ACM AFM AIM AGM

[stable mirage]

that sounds dumb

I’ll just go get nm or something

[white sorrel]

ACM at 1300 AFM at 1500 AIM at 1800 AGM at 2000

[stable mirage]

that better be an extremely deflated rating system

[white sorrel]

im 1200 on that website

[spice finch]

I wouldn't be humble about my rating if I were you

[white sorrel]

always be humble in life

[tulip lichen]

1300s can have a title

[stable mirage]

unfortunately you aren’t me

[tulip lichen]

wow

[spice finch]

It's good, but if you deserve it than I think you can

[white sorrel]

1300 FOA is like 1500 fide which is like 1700 chess.com

[spice finch]

Lol I wouldn't want to be 😂

[little elm]

ACM is 1100 iirc

[stable mirage]

why would you not want to be a furry smh

[spice finch]

Nothing is better than myself

Humbly

[tulip lichen]

oh

[spice finch]

How many years have you been playing?

[white sorrel]

mb

[stable mirage]

many

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2251 (2259 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[tulip lichen]

wait

[stable mirage]

smh peak sitting

[little elm]

i thought it was 1100 1400 1700 2100

[tulip lichen]

so 2500 for agm

[spice finch]

💪💪

[white sorrel]

1100 FOA is like 1300 FIDE which is 1500 FIDE

[little elm]

1300 FIDE = 1500 FIDE?

[white sorrel]

CC

[little elm]

[white sorrel]

bro is like 11pm i cant function brain

[spice finch]

You know bro is scared on every match

[stable mirage]

so they’re giving titles out for free

[tulip lichen]

chill buddy i understand that one

[white sorrel]

30 euros per year

[tulip lichen]

i'm talking about other stuff

[stable mirage]

close enough

[white sorrel]

extra money for the title

[little elm]

i have an online title, got it a while ago as a joke

[spice finch]

Do you guys get paid from tournaments?

[little elm]

the website is really bad

[stable mirage]

only when I win

[white sorrel]

ikr

[spice finch]

Does that happen a lot?

[white sorrel]

i made like 20$ when i spent like 30$ in total so

[little elm]

i tried bullet on there

some suspicious players anyway

[spice finch]

Worth the experience probably tho

[grim edge]

who wanna play a game of chess wit me

[little elm]

the rating system makes no sense

[white sorrel]

theres alot of bots in bullet

[stable mirage]

yes for small tournaments but those are kinda boring but I’m not good enough to win big tournaments

[white sorrel]

i just kept matching against bots playing the same move order

[spice finch]

How many kids do you guys want in the future?

[stable mirage]

0

[spice finch]

Keep practising youll get there eventually

[little elm]

i used to win rating prizes

[spice finch]

Why?

[stable mirage]

hopefully

[stable mirage]

I hate children

[spice finch]

Why? 😂

[little elm]

now i am good enough that i dont qualify for them and bad enough that i cant win open

[white sorrel]

obvious bots

[undone lodge]

all I remember of the FOA is the tagline LEGALISE YOUR SKILLS in massive impact font across your whole screen

[stable mirage]

cuz they’re loud and annoying

and dumb

[tulip lichen]

simply some people can't take the responsibility

[white sorrel]

is prob pictures of their employees

[tulip lichen]

and yeah i agree with her

kids are annoying

[white sorrel]

they play the exact same first 20 moves

[little elm]

i am an AFM of bullet

[white sorrel]

i blunder on purpose to win material

[little elm]

1700 foa = 2500 cc

[tulip lichen]

that's called a sacrifice sir

[white sorrel]

no?

[spice finch]

Do you think you can?

[tulip lichen]

oh ok

[white sorrel]

a blunder is not a sacrifice

[stable mirage]

oh weird scaling

[white sorrel]

i know he wont take it because he is a bot

[tulip lichen]

yeah i'm having kids when it's legal

[little elm]

people have starting ratings based on actual FIDE ratings

[spice finch]

How many you wanna have

I personally want to start an army

[tulip lichen]

fr

[spice finch]

100 if I can

[little elm]

broken system, no one plays, and avg rating is 800

[stable mirage]

lol

[white sorrel]

wait im 1450 fide i didnt link my FOA account tho

[little elm]

i might still be able to play

[spice finch]

It'll be worth it in the future

[tulip lichen]

bro that's a lot of eggs

how many wives you have

[spice finch]

4

[tulip lichen]

arabian king

[spice finch]

I'd have more if it was halal 💪💪

[white sorrel]

you know how disgusting these bots are?

[tulip lichen]

fr

[white sorrel]

i play bullet he plays 54 moves in 3 sec

[spice finch]

You could be one of them 😉

Wdym lol

[tulip lichen]

ok im not taking the risk bro

[spice finch]

How many wives you gonna have?

[tulip lichen]

idk

[spice finch]

Go for 2 at least 😂

[tulip lichen]

i'm not tryna waste time on women pal

only 1 and 2 kids

[spice finch]

In the future ofc

For now you should just focus on yourself and get to a good point in life

[tulip lichen]

i don't want to have more kids than i can care for

[spice finch]

I'm gonna be rich so it won't be a problem 💪

[tulip lichen]

sure bro

bro can predict the future

[spice finch]

And I'll probably raise them in my home country so it will be cheap

[tulip lichen]

bro thinks he's joseph joestar

[spice finch]

No but you can direct it 💪💪

You don't need to become a doctor to know when you finish studying medicine you will become one

Don't need to jump off a cliff to know your gonna die from it lol

[white sorrel]

you never know if u dont try it

[tulip lichen]

random disease from 2000 BC getting revived suddenly: hi

[white sorrel]

black death

[tulip lichen]

fr

[spice finch]

💯💪

[fast kiln]

balls

[spice finch]

balls

[lapis lava]

anyone got nitro and has extra 2 boosts

[grim edge]

WHER E IS PAIN

[tulip lichen]

got hit with the ban hammer

[grim edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T

agghhh 😭

[lapis lava]

what

[tulip lichen]

bro tryna do smth strange for a piece of change

[grim edge]

they killed him 😭

[fleet sigil]

banned for cheating

[grim edge]

Pain was a cheating rat

[fleet sigil]

massive skill issue

[lapis lava]

??

i just want level 2 server again

[lapis lava]

wait what theres no way

[grim edge]

keep yourself safe <3

[lapis lava]

she was a CC mod as well no??

[upbeat viper]

it's not a she

[fleet sigil]

yea they were

[upbeat viper]

._.

[grim edge]

Thanks sweetheart

i love it when ppl r oblivious

[fleet sigil]

🤨

[grim edge]

hi bast 👋

[lapis lava]

is this a mistake her acc looks normal to me

[upbeat viper]

hi whismuyyy

[upbeat viper]

check the 98 acc game

[fleet sigil]

cheated in like 1 game

[upbeat viper]

maybe from that one

[fast kiln]

Wait pain was cheating

[grim edge]

bast is being forced to do tabular integration a good excuse to euthanize myself ????

[lapis lava]

acc deosnt rlly mean anything

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88631463501

[worn ice]

SurroundSoundDad (1172) vs. paintensei (1318)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. Nxe5 Nxe5 7. Bf1 f6 8. d4 Nf7 9. dxe5 fxe5 10. Bc4 Qe7 11. Bxf7+ Qxf7 12. Rxe5+ Be7 13. Bg5 O-O 14. Bxe7 Qxf2+ 15. Kh1 Qf1+ 16. Qxf1 Rxf1# 

[fast kiln]

LOL?

[spice finch]

Sup

[fleet sigil]

idk how many games they cheated in but bro must have used the most blatant engine

[spice finch]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. Nxe5 Nxe5 7. Bf1 f6 8. d4 Nf7 9. dxe5 fxe5 10. Bc4 Qe7 11. Bxf7+ Qxf7 12. Rxe5+ Be7 13. Bg5 O-O 14. Bxe7 Qxf2+ 15. Kh1 Qf1+ 16. Qxf1 Rxf1# 

Unprivate it wtf

Why private it if you put the pgn in the description lol

[lapis lava]

i mean this is vs someone -200 pts below and it was hella short

[grim edge]

hehehhehhaw

[upbeat viper]

yeah but full berlin theory

first time in that line

but idk

I have as few infos as yall

[spare widget]

Hey guys

[upbeat viper]

soooo

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[white sorrel]

gn guys im lazy to play chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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Rapid: 1441 (1461 peak)
Blitz: 1098 (1121 peak)
Bullet: 1177 (1375 peak)

[upbeat viper]

bat oké

magnus crushing so

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> farfous2010

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Rapid: 1392 (1515 peak)
Bullet: 1246 (1372 peak)

[lapis lava]

yeah its very weird

[spare widget]

berlin ? Play morphy varation it's better

[upbeat viper]

I'm a morphy player dw

[tulip lichen]

how to make friends while playing chess

[lapis lava]

go play a real tournament

[upbeat viper]

block and ignore lol

[fleet sigil]

bro was advertising and then calls the person he's advertising to a dumbass

[lapis lava]

@upbeat viper thoughts on CS2

[full path]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88896173663 2 brillant moves

[worn ice]

RonnieTheDoni (1340) vs. TickledPink69 (1343)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. e3 d5 3. c4 Bf5 4. Bd3 Bxd3 5. Qxd3 e6 6. Nc3 Nf6 7. Nge2 Nbd7 8. cxd5 Nxd5 9. Nxd5 cxd5 10. O-O Bd6 11. Qb5 b6 12. Qd3 O-O 13. Ng3 Rc8 14. e4 dxe4 15. Nxe4 Bc7 16. Ng5 g6 17. Qh3 h5 18. Ne4 Nb8 19. Bg5 Qxd4 20. Nf6+ Kh8 21. Rad1 Qe5 22. Qh4 Nc6 23. g4 Nd4 24. Rxd4 Qxd4 25. Nxh5 gxh5 26. Bf6+ Kh7 27. Bxd4 Kg6 28. Qxh5# 

[tulip lichen]

where

[spare widget]

ignore ( tip )

[full path]

woooo

[upbeat viper]

fps burning

[tulip lichen]

i don't think there's a chess club in my area yk

[fast kiln]

I hate chess

[lapis lava]

fr

they better fix before release

[tulip lichen]

ok

[upbeat viper]

I'm waiting a bit for a nice optimization

yeah

[shell hill]

Hey, I recently took interest in chess again. I got an old account on chess.com and the last time I played there was like 3 years ago. I... kind of like to have this account complete reset since it's linked to my e-mail. I gonna be honest about it, I cheated 3 years ago. Got a rating 2357 in blitz and never got banned or anything. But, it doesn't represent my skill level at all and I kind of like to make it up and get more serious about this game. Who I gonna ask for that?

[stable jungle]

Hey @shell hill, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[upbeat viper]

contact support about that

[lapis lava]

thats kinda interesting lol

[upbeat viper]

I appreciate your repentance won't lock you out already

[spare widget]

[lapis lava]

do you not have an extra email

[spice finch]

Support is gone ban you 😭

Sent you straight to the dungeon

[tulip lichen]

NAW BRO'S RECREATING HANS NIEMANN

[spice finch]

Bro did a hans Niemann 😭😭😭

[spare widget]

atleast he regret

[shell hill]

Hans Niemann?

[upbeat viper]

for such long inactivity prob not, would allow the creation of another account counting as a second chance account directly

but idk I'm not support

[fast kiln]

Play and drain

[spice finch]

They gone send him to the gulag

[fast kiln]

Ull lose a bunch of elo quickly cuz of inactivity

[tulip lichen]

a guy who calmly said he cheated in chess before

[spice finch]

@shell hill you will have to fight for your life in there bro, best of luck my guy

[tulip lichen]

just like you yk

[upbeat viper]

anyway, @shell hill send a nice requests to [e-mail]

[grim edge]

AJWJ2JO2919292O

Hello People!

[upbeat viper]

explain your situation, etc .. they'll be comprehensive and probably will appreciate the honesty

[old thistle]

https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[tulip lichen]

got banned and sued chess.com for 100 million dollars and my boy ik you aint got no 100 million😭

[upbeat viper]

mistakes happen

[grim edge]

I happen

[upbeat viper]

btw can we get your username

just to keep it somewhere for later

[shell hill]

I don't mind - I did cheat yea, but I got older I suppose and play games fairly by now. I don't even mind revealing my username as well - I just like to have that sorted and actually learn the game from the basics.

[upbeat viper]

we get that

[shell hill]

Thanks, gonna try that.

[upbeat viper]

👌

[tulip lichen]

@upbeat viper can I say s**t

[upbeat viper]

can I please get your username ?

[spare widget]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

why would you

that's useless

[spice finch]

Do you go university?

[spare widget]

[upbeat viper]

be nice, that's better

[tulip lichen]

oh mb og

[upbeat viper]

yap

[spare widget]

?

[upbeat viper]

hi pix

[spice finch]

What you studying

[upbeat viper]

math / cs

[tulip lichen]

ong this is the same hans niemann stuff bro

[peak plank]

Contact support, chess.com believes in second chances . Glad you are getting back into it!

[shell hill]

It's "Yjuq"

[upbeat viper]

short one

rare

[peak plank]

Hello

[tulip lichen]

are you sure bro

[shell hill]

I kinda hang on that name

[spice finch]

Nice im doing maths phy eco but one stage before Uni

[upbeat viper]

oh

yeah you only played 11 games cheated and left

[peak plank]

Unless if it's a bunch of random letters that don't make sense

[upbeat viper]

I see

[shell hill]

Pretty much yea

[spice finch]

I don't think I want to go uni because working a job feels like being a slave

[spice finch]

Have you ever worked a job?

[upbeat viper]

nop

[tulip lichen]

well there's one thing slaves didn't have when they were FORCED to work

and that thing is income

[spice finch]

They take your soul away bro

[tulip lichen]

they didn't get paid

[spice finch]

It's a deal with the devil

[tulip lichen]

that's the difference between getting a job and being a slave

[sharp smelt]

huh

[upbeat viper]

you had 2 other alts right ?

with fancy jnfijzhhfkjzb letters type of username

[spice finch]

They were given food, water, a place to sleep, medication to keep them alive, everything they needed to survive

That's a lot more than what most people have nowadays bro

[tulip lichen]

bet you wouldn't like someone whipping you to work faster

[peak plank]

U can check other alts?

[shell hill]

No idea, might be - it's a long time. I actually just played one game right now and noticed that my username was kinda strange yea

[spare widget]

by IP

[upbeat viper]

okay okay

[spice finch]

Ofc but apparently slaves back then are technically richer than most of us today

[peak plank]

But bast isn't a staff

[upbeat viper]

well those might get closed and you'd keep your main or get a new one idk

[spare widget]

ohh ic

[tulip lichen]

key word technically

[upbeat viper]

but oké, thanks for honesty

[tulip lichen]

they aren't alive bro

[shell hill]

Either works for me honestly.

[spice finch]

You know what that means? 😭

[upbeat viper]

I hope support will answer fast

[tulip lichen]

they aint alive bro

[spice finch]

Are you gonna do some moderator rizz on them?

[upbeat viper]

should take like 2-3 days max

[tulip lichen]

bro thinks a slave from the 1850s gon get out just to spend his money

[grim edge]

Greetings Monkeys.

[upbeat viper]

[spice finch]

Moderator rizz bro 😭

[grim edge]

Stop the monkey business here.

[spice finch]

On support to help my man lillia

Lilith I mean

[spare widget]

[spice finch]

🐒 🐒

Why the discord monkey build like this 😭😭😭

[latent oracle]

What was that move for

[spice finch]

You got the most Somali name

Do you speak somali?

[tulip lichen]

i swear they're different dude wth

[grim edge]

terrible posture

[latent oracle]

There eas only one move and YOU SCREWING FOUND IT

[grim edge]

??

[latent oracle]

HONESTLY I DON'T GET IT HOW MUCH CAN SOMEONE BE THIS STUPID

[spice finch]

Soomaali maa haathli caarta?

My writing is terrible

[upbeat viper]

anywaaay

sup chat

[nova verge]

Sup

[spice finch]

Are you a dude?

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[upbeat viper]

are you gonna keep asking for personal info ?

[spice finch]

Not if you don't want to answer

[upbeat viper]

well I'm a guy

and I'll keep it there

no ?

[spice finch]

Me too :DD

[upbeat viper]

look

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/statefarm-well-shes-a-guy-gif-10554521

[upbeat viper]

it's like chess

you cheated -> you got banned

now you try to learn and improve

same kind of behaviour to have

:p

work by yourself

and get strong

yes nerd cat ?

[spice finch]

You banned him??

[upbeat viper]

no ?

[spice finch]

What's this?

[upbeat viper]

he's got a second chance account

common thing

anyway

[spice finch]

So like a warning?

[upbeat viper]

hmmmm

more than a warning

but kinda

[spice finch]

Any downsides to it?

[upbeat viper]

except you'll be a known cheater nah

[spice finch]

He shoulda just kept quiet tbh and resigned games

[upbeat viper]

or simply not cheat*

that's easier

[nova verge]

Or they want a fresh start

[spice finch]

To other players or just chess com staff?

[upbeat viper]

but people evolve and learn and change

[spice finch]

Tru

[upbeat viper]

well if you're on discord and you get banned, people will notice

[spice finch]

You believe in forgiveness?

[upbeat viper]

some do

[upbeat viper]

kinda

there always are exceptions but most people change

some are just there for troubles

that's how life is

[spice finch]

It's a hard choice for me tbh

[shell hill]

All right, thanks again. Just send the email to the support right now.

[upbeat viper]

okay

[azure sapphire]

My man murderers change, I know this is the chess server so chess cheating is very serious to all of us but there's levels to it

[spice finch]

Would you forgive someone who bullied you?

[upbeat viper]

yes

[spice finch]

😳

[upbeat viper]

if he changed of course

[nova verge]

To let go

[upbeat viper]

some people make mistake

[spice finch]

I don't, do you really??

Hell nah man

[upbeat viper]

[spice finch]

I gotta make them suffer

[upbeat viper]

no

[spice finch]

They must pay idgaf

[shell hill]

I get that yea - it's not fun. I learned that from video games - I actually grew quite competetive so I try to straighten this one here up. There is a chance they say no or ban me tho.

[spice finch]

I'll make them suffer through my success

[upbeat viper]

responding to hate by hate isn't a great way to change

[nova verge]

Nah the key to happiness is forgiveness not only to others but to yourself

[paper sorrel]

@normal hatch

[spice finch]

Through my success and love

I love the people who bullied and I appreciate what they did bro

[upbeat viper]

look, a long time ago, 2 dudes were after me, some weeks later they understood they did something bad and we eventually became friends

[spice finch]

Because without them than I wouldn't be who I am today

[upbeat viper]

people can change

some

[spice finch]

Pain and suffering

They made me feel it, so it's their turn

[upbeat viper]

the secret is just to not go in a violence cycle

:p

[nova verge]

Nah we cause ourselves to suffer. We are in charge of our own happiness

[upbeat viper]

and to engage talk

[waxen arrow]

im so close to 1000 elo

ive made pretty good progress

[upbeat viper]

push it !

[spice finch]

I won't repeat the cycle, I'll end it, not do what they did

[nova verge]

Just walk away

[spice finch]

It's very immature and leads to nothing good

[sharp smelt]

how to get to 500 elo

[waxen arrow]

i need to study more theory

[spice finch]

I'm lucky I was only bullied a very small bit by 1 person but still

[upbeat viper]

nah

not required for your elo

[nova verge]

The past can hurt

[upbeat viper]

work on tactics, endgames and piece improvement

that's what's important at your elo

[waxen arrow]

any tips on that

[upbeat viper]

, I suppose you already master the opening principles

hmmm

tactics -> puzzles

[normal hatch]

What

[upbeat viper]

endgames -> https://www.chess.com/endgames

[modern vortex]

hey guys

[upbeat viper]

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhUoe2JBxco&list=PLT1F2nOxLHOfQI_hFiDnnWj4lb5KsviJ_

and for midgame/pieces improvement just watch some games and analyse them

[modern vortex]

this is related to chess by the way

[nova verge]

??? “Hey guys”?

[upbeat viper]

nah I deleted

[nova verge]

Ohhh I see

Well I don’t see but you get my point

[upbeat viper]

:')

yeah

indeed

[waxen arrow]

i be playing chess with my friends at lunch and one of the cool teachers calls us nerds 💀

[shell hill]

Is there such a thing like "Looking for game" in this server? Where people meet up and use the voice chat? Or is that not something you guys do here usually?

[next thorn]

yeah

[nova verge]

Tell those teachers “thank you”

[next thorn]

use ALT + F4 @shell hill

[waxen arrow]

I do

[nova verge]

Good!

[upbeat viper]

if you look for players #💬〡chess-talk is nicer most of the time, just don't spam the request too much

[waxen arrow]

we couldnt bring our big boards into the cafe so we bought mini magnetic ones

that can fit in our pockets

[shell hill]

I'm not that old to fall for that.

[nova verge]

That sounds fun! I used to do homework during lunch time

[waxen arrow]

my school doesn

[upbeat viper]

not that young*

older people know about it

[shell hill]

Ask my grandma

[next thorn]

damn you just got exposed

[upbeat viper]

weeeell

maybe true yeah

but your grandma wouldn't find f4

[next thorn]

@shell hill you prolly under 13 yo

[shell hill]

True

[waxen arrow]

my school doesnt do homework***

[upbeat viper]

and probably doesn't chat on internet

[next thorn]

leave peacefully

[shell hill]

25 - turning 26 this year

[upbeat viper]

[nova verge]

What kind of school is that?!? I would’ve killed for that option

[next thorn]

yeah 13*2

[waxen arrow]

the only homework we have is work you didnt finish in class

[next thorn]

same thing

[nova verge]

That’s the way to run a class !

[shell hill]

Not quite, but I get your hate on me already. sigh

[next thorn]

nah chill

[glad wedge]

my school you don't even have to do any work

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-gif-16138884465208357629

[waxen arrow]

what kind of school is it then?

[glad wedge]

online school

[next thorn]

american

[glad wedge]

?

[waxen arrow]

i don't find online school interactive or having much education value but if it works for you it works for you

[glad wedge]

i don't learn much from it either but 6 hours of school is too much for me

[waxen arrow]

there's only one class at my school i don't have a 100 or more in

[next thorn]

has mastered the apology video thumbnail

[waxen arrow]

you complain abt 6? i have 8...

[faint ivy]

I finally hit 800, are you all proud of me?

[waxen arrow]

yes

[next thorn]

no

[nova verge]

YES

[faint ivy]

😡

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-care-gif-18146171

[faint ivy]

Thank you trial, that you fr ailey

[waxen arrow]

np

i did tryouts for academic team at my school. i think i'll make it

[faint ivy]

Nice!

[next thorn]

@faint ivy lets play chess

[glad wedge]

what's academic team?

[faint ivy]

Ok bud, dms

[waxen arrow]

basically competitive trivia

on various subjects

im pretty good at most trivia

but anything involving sports i couldn't tell you anything

[faint ivy]

Wait until I break my streak @next thorn I have an 11 streak and want to keep doing my best until I lose

[glad wedge]

math too? or just everything

[waxen arrow]

ye. well it depends on the matgh

[faint ivy]

Yesterday I mouseslipped 2 games and got to 710, I am now doing great

[waxen arrow]

i mouseslipped the other day and my opponent was too petty to accept a draw 😦

like cmon show sportsmanship

[normal hatch]

A win is a win

[waxen arrow]

true but like sportsmanship is still crucial

[glad wedge]

maybe he just thought u blundered and wanted a draw to not lose points

[waxen arrow]

i told them i mouseslipped 💀

very evident blundered too...

i gotchu brotha

[upbeat viper]

@mystic stream

why are you under me in blitz

wait

why is it bugged

lmao

[mystic stream]

Cap

[upbeat viper]

wut

why not updated

why wrong

[mystic stream]

That's for puzzle rush or something

[upbeat viper]

nop

weird bug

sent a report to CC

https://tenor.com/u18h.gif

[mystic stream]

I expect full compensation for this glitch. It has ruined my reputation and all that I stand for

[tulip lichen]

how long do tournaments take

[next thorn]

3 hours

[upbeat viper]

[tulip lichen]

online right

[next thorn]

no

[karmic anchor]

yo

[mystic stream]

I need a diamond membership worth of money

[tulip lichen]

what about online

[next thorn]

3 hours

[karmic anchor]

yo

[tulip lichen]

i thought real tournaments take like 2 weeks

[tight wave]

hi

[tulip lichen]

oh

[mystic stream]

Depends what tournament ur playing

If classical could be over 3 hrs, if rapid maybe like 30 min

[next thorn]

https://play.chess.com/yfRqz

[tight wave]

can someone join chess straming 1

[tulip lichen]

unrated?

[glad wedge]

just join and abort if it's rated

[tropic plaza]

Goodmorning🙏

[tulip lichen]

how can i tell

[tulip lichen]

😭

[fickle rampart]

Magnus up 11.5-2.5

[cold raft]

not surprised

[umbral wind]

My idol on 11.5

[drifting vapor]

E5

[grim edge]

Anyone 1v1?

[cold raft]

down

oh nevermind lol

[fallen wadi]

You noobs.

[grim edge]

whats ur username?

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/whiteboard-gif-23841757

[grim edge]

oof

[fallen wadi]

Chess hates you back

That’s why U TILTED.

[grim edge]

k

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

This is the Chess.com profile of ihatechess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1414 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1267 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1570 (1629 peak)

[fallen wadi]

LOOOOL

[grim edge]

Checkmate

[fallen wadi]

You’ll be back there, just git gud

[tight wave]

hi\

[drifting vapor]

I quit

[sleek pulsar]

Brilliant END

[fallen wadi]

I beat Magnus Carlson but it was off camera

[umbral wind]

My idol magnus please win daddy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1984 (1988 peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

2 smol games

[fallen wadi]

Get good

[grim edge]

k

[umbral wind]

LETS GO

[tight wave]

hi

[fallen wadi]

No

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lemuel (exusiai)

This is the Chess.com profile of exusiai. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Lemuel (exusiai)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1598 (1615 peak)
Blitz: 1808 (1821 peak)
Bullet: 1875 (2014 peak)

[grim edge]

u just send me

[wise geyser]

my cc is exceptionally slow rn

[grim edge]

low internet

oof

[tight wave]

who wanan play chess

[cold raft]

down

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1136321213325647967/1153042393742987304/blyat_diron_idi_nakhuy_by_sefqest.gif

[cold raft]

?

[grim edge]

?

[sleek pulsar]

[cold raft]

im jus tryna play chess

[grim edge]

Well, play

[cold raft]

well do u wanna play

[high oasis]

wesley continues to get smacked in the face

how lovely

[cold raft]

hes so down bad rn

still waiting?

[grim edge]

well, your rating is too low, I don't think it will be interesting for both of us

[high oasis]

poor wesley needs some fried comfort food after this to numb the pain

[cold raft]

yessir

tryna call or jus play 1

[inland arrow]

420

[high oasis]

im rooting for pheno

[grim edge]

I'm just wondering how do you play 400 elo

[inland arrow]

I loss a bunch of games

Because

I underestimate my opponents

[grim edge]

If u do like this try to play agressive ways

well, always play to the fullest, even against the brainless

[cold raft]

im gonna lose

[grim edge]

if the translator writes some crap, please forgive me

I only communicate in Russian

[inland arrow]

I’ve learned this lesson

Do not get cocky in chess

[glad wedge]

why don't u learn english? it's a very important language to know

[grim edge]

Look, you can insult your opponent all you want, but don't expect much from him

[cunning urchin]

Poop

[cold raft]

gg

[nova verge]

💩

[grim edge]

ggz

[cold raft]

need someone my rating or someone to teach me better

[inland arrow]

[high oasis]

smack that beaky duck in the face

[cold raft]

i usually play 10min not 3min

[grim edge]

Look, in Russia you don't need English and you need money to go abroad, but in my country there are assholes who expect to have money.

[inland arrow]

The 1000 elo facing 200 elo

[lament jacinth]

Me whem

[high oasis]

you should be playing 10

[cold raft]

he challenged me to 3

[grim edge]

I was 600 elo and beat a 1400 elo in bullet so it's possible

[high oasis]

that’s why you smack his beak and give him some hot brewed foot juice

[cold raft]

lmao

anyone my rating wanna play?

[glad wedge]

theres a huge difference between 200 and 600 tho

[grim edge]

Look, most people in Russia live in small towns and when you look out of the window you see khrushchevkas and that's why people are always sad.

[high oasis]

we need to find a guy names ernie to play you

[cold raft]

who lol

[grim edge]

true

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-all-you-cool-cats-and-kittens-carole-baskin-cameo-tiger-hey-gif-17759024

[high oasis]

idk but someone named ernie HAS GOT to be here somehow

[grim edge]

because the infrastructure here is such a mess

[cold raft]

lmao

[high oasis]

not this crazy witch

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhxCsVp8BU&t=6000s&ab_channel=Twelvi

[high oasis]

foxes are so cute

[stable mirage]

ok

[grim edge]

Can I write in Russian?

So that there would be no problems with the translation

[stable mirage]

#〘📝〙rules

[forest steeple]

Hi

[grim edge]

By the way, one fact strikes me: why there are so many oppressed people in the states, if there is a Statue of Liberty, and in Russia, for example, there are not so many oppressed

[stable mirage]

did you move from my walls

[high oasis]

imagine

[stable mirage]

if it has above 15 or below 3 ingredients it is good

[fresh rain]

me neither

[high oasis]

quiet this is the greatest thing youll ever eat in your life

[stable mirage]

otherwise probably not

[fresh rain]

its either amazing or horrid

[grim edge]

???

[high oasis]

just shut up and have a bite

youll be fine

[stable mirage]

I’m full tho

[high oasis]

more.

bro this is life

i wanna cry its so good

[grim edge]

I lost my charm and started playing chess

[high oasis]

so happy

[inland arrow]

Magnuts

[fallen wadi]

Bro that food is between my stomach

I don’t know if I should like it or hate it 💀

[high oasis]

you need to free your mind. don’t confine yourself to what you can see. if only you knew the wonderful experiences you could be having.

[umbral oar]

I got 13 blunders in one game 💀

[cunning urchin]

I was fallin ? I was geeekin

[quiet sparrow]

RAAAAAAAH

I JUST PULLED THE

Oh no my queen, my beautiful beautiful queen

RAAAAAAH

[restive storm]

Bro thinks he’s Eric Rosen

[high oasis]

smack that spanish salchicha in the face

[quiet sparrow]

Here the full game
Check out this #chess game: Athenahasrizz vs Franry2023 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/88903310601

[worn ice]

Athenahasrizz (1095) vs. Franry2023 (1103)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 [d6] 4. Bc4 Bg4 5. O-O Nf6 6. h3 Bh5 7. g4 Nxg4 8. hxg4 Bxg4 9. Ne5 Bxd1 10. Bxf7# 

[cunning urchin]

[robust oasis]

just curious because i dont wanna be pinged by this server all the time, how do i opt out of stream announcements? i couldnt find the channel

[cunning urchin]

[high oasis]

hold stream announcements

then mute channel

you’re welcome i love you

[robust oasis]

i muted it and set it to no pings and removed it from the channel list and it still doesnt work

[quiet sparrow]

I need to show this to everyone

[stable mirage]

click this server -> notification settings -> suppress @ here and everyone pings
and maybe role pings idk

[quiet sparrow]

@grim edge wake up

[abstract thistle]

what are you guys trusted with

[quiet sparrow]

Nuclear launch codes

[abstract thistle]

getting trust role on a chess server is wild

[high oasis]

youll still get them if youre on the server you just wont get pings, but yeah purge the everyone pings too

[waxen arrow]

NOOOO I MOUSESLIPPED

😭

brooo

[high oasis]

pride pawn problems

[fluid halo]

Hi

[high oasis]

ppp

[waxen arrow]

excuse me?

[high oasis]

hihi welcome

[high oasis]

bro dont give me flashbacks 😭
this happens all the time

not me at 5:30am

[nova verge]

Last night I woke up 3 times to pee

[high oasis]

oh dear thats horrible

[nova verge]

Yeah it’s annoying af

[high oasis]

why isnt there a way to stop it

[twin moon]

I have joined the dark side (literally)

[high oasis]

why doesnt my body know my sleep is important

[high oasis]

i can’t tell if thats a backhand slap or a fronthand slap but thats a pretty good slap

[grim edge]

licheese

[twin moon]

I play the bird usually, and I know how to refute the from’s gambit

[keen meadow]

Someone help me brah ive been trying for 1.5h to fall asleep but i cant

[twin moon]

Well not “refute” but to play against it, so i tried it and this guy fell for the oldest trick in the bird book

[twin moon]

Don’t look at your screen 💀

[high oasis]

just play eric rosen bro

he has so many long streams

[keen meadow]

Ive been laying in bed bro i cant fall asleep whatsoever

I got bad cold bruh 😭

[high oasis]

i have a harp i should have brought it i would play it for ya

[twin moon]

I’ve started playing rise of kingdoms just so I can cut in the school lunch line and say “I have 20 million power”

[peak plank]

Forms gambit is garbage tbh

[twin moon]

Yea it is

It mainly works cause many people don’t bother learning it then give up when they fail

That’s part of why I think the bird has such low win rates

[peak plank]

Try playing froms gambit in 90+30

[grim edge]

ok

[high oasis]

never even heard of it must be pretty bad

[twin moon]

Yea it’s just a glorified trick line

[peak plank]

No I think it's because it's just generally not a great opening

[twin moon]

It’s great if you don’t know the theory against it

[twin moon]

Fair enough

[peak plank]

I've played the bird OTB

Its functional to an extent

[twin moon]

Yea I have aswell at this point

[peak plank]

It's very easy to refute though

[twin moon]

I just always play Leningrad against KID

[peak plank]

I played the bird in the tournament where I've gotten my first norm

[twin moon]

Since classical is harder imo to play against the KID

[high oasis]

im a d4 player should i care about it?