💬〡general-off-topic

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/urrlyabouttogetmemedontho

[echo kestrel]

95 accuracy and 0.6 seconds per move every move lol

[grim edge]

ya he's banned

[hasty iris]

0 puzzle rush 💯💯💯

[grim edge]

are you sure he’s not smart

[idle harness]

https://play.chess.com/2iXPL

[grim edge]

junior hans

[echo kestrel]

Lol I've seen it in 3 games

[lapis lava]

using chessbot below 2700 elo is hilarious

[echo kestrel]

That level of consistensy is not possible

[grim edge]

oh okay that’s enough proof drop the user

[boreal cosmos]

No cheating accusations dide

[grim edge]

bro he's correct

[echo kestrel]

I mean... it's not hard to see

I'm correct all the time

[lapis lava]

it is pretty obvious tho

[grim edge]

no cheating accusations DUDE 🤓

[echo kestrel]

🤓

[boreal cosmos]

Absolutely don’t care. Read the rules

[echo kestrel]

K well

[grim edge]

read the rules BRO 🤓

[grim edge]

the dude got banned wdym

[boreal cosmos]

Read rules, report them and move on

[hushed cloak]

Hi

[grim edge]

dont have a cow MAN 🤓

[lapis lava]

🤓🤓

[boreal cosmos]

Cool, so lets move on

[echo kestrel]

Technically staff said if someone is banned you can trash talk them all you want

I've rekt people before when they were banned

[lapis lava]

is it bad that I want the guy to get to 2800 so I can beat it a few times before it gets banned

[hasty iris]

How to be good at bullet

[lapis lava]

most fast

[hasty iris]

☠️ I try to

[echo kestrel]

There was a guy who got banned and with permission, created a second account. I trash talked him for cheating since he'd been banned in the past, but apparently since he got a second account that was against the rules. I got warned for it, but funny enough, the dude later got banned on his REDEMPTION account. What a loser

Once a cheater, always a cheater

[lapis lava]

😭

[grim edge]

ikr bro🤓

[eager lava]

💀

[grim edge]

LOL

[clear shoal]

you steamrolled me lol, should have just finished me

[grim edge]

stomp a guy on his redemption arc and he’ll go back to the way he was

[idle harness]

i was not in mood of playing that game

[clear shoal]

I didn't even know clicking that link would start a game

[steep ledge]

any 1k+ elo wanna play chess?

[clear shoal]

i thought it was a game you were sharing lol

[grim edge]

if you thought it was a game you were sharing then you would know it would start a game

[clear shoal]

sharing a previous game

not sharing an invitation to start a game

[livid seal]

Is this cheating probably?

[clear shoal]

who knows anymore

[abstract mantle]

if it is cheating its closet

looks weird

[livid seal]

look at the accuracy of that 60 moves game

[abstract mantle]

check their friends accounts, time for moves, etc

it's a 2200

that doesn't mean everything tho

[normal hatch]

Acc date?

[abstract mantle]

do the classic cheater checks

puzzles is 2300 m

[viral epoch]

Pluh

[sharp smelt]

i mean they made it to legend league

[livid seal]

joined Feb 2023

[abstract mantle]

hmm

[livid seal]

maybe he use engine half of the game, not every moves

I asked him to play blitz with me, he says he doesn’t like blitz

that’s suspicious

[sharp smelt]

bad

[abstract mantle]

blitz is kidna weird

it's a strange child of rapid and bullet

@quiet elbow AH

[grim edge]

I mean just report and wait for tomorrow

[abstract mantle]

cookie clicker agrees that child labour is good

[sharp smelt]

?

[abstract mantle]

what cooki clicker says goes

an upgrade is child labour.

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[wintry scarab]

Anyone gonna play rating match

[abstract mantle]

⛈️ now

i killed

killed chat

i can do a racism now with absolutly no consequences

[glossy radish]

hi

[abstract mantle]

aw damn

[glossy radish]

dude what’s ur problem with racism

stop treating it as if it’s some sort of joke

[abstract mantle]

no

[glossy radish]

it ain’t funny. nobody laughing

[abstract mantle]

it's kinda hard to find racism tho

(if it isn't online ofc)

it's been a while since ive seen a racist hbu

[stable mirage]

go to like any big twitch streamer and just watch chat instead of the stream

[abstract mantle]

good point

the unmoderated twitch chat:

[stable mirage]

there are probably better places but that’s the first thing i thought of

[abstract mantle]

|| bro u ||

online shooters have racism although i haven't seen much in csgo and tf2

[glossy radish]

familiar

[stable mirage]

hi dor-chan

[glossy radish]

who’s that character

[abstract mantle]

hai clyde uwu

[restive storm]

the name is in the emoji

[glossy radish]

sorry, i wasn’t able to tell

[restive storm]

lol

[glossy radish]

i fell asleep thrice doing one of my hw assignments. i was writing with a pen

now there’s streaks across my hw

[abstract mantle]

ouch

maybe do your homework on time / get better teachers lol

[glossy radish]

my time management ain’t great

[abstract mantle]

hey guys, people are strange

i cant name any other mammal that (normally) walks on two legs

[glossy radish]

uhhhh

let me think without google

[abstract mantle]

that's why people are weird

[glossy radish]

snakes are weird too

[abstract mantle]

fun fact, when god made women, he called them women cause he thought they were just less man :))

fun fact, adam and eve were stupid af and fat and happy

fun fact, a god damn snake gaslit someone bro (in the kings james version of the bibble)

[digital phoenix]

sssssssssss

also what are u on about

[abstract mantle]

fun fact, on the third day god created earth and on teh fourth god created the sun. first of all, there is no measurement of time as no cycles could not be measured. Second of all, Earth would be orbitting in the line if it was made on the third day, as the sun and moon were made on the fourth as shown in genesis

old testamate is wild man

[grim edge]

clyde

[sharp turtle]

I prefer the Old Testament

[pliant pike]

ok

[abstract mantle]

one day god was like "aww man these guys are too weird ima kill em all xd"

[grim edge]

I remember when i was still a gorilla

[grim edge]

jesus was pretty amazing

[digital phoenix]

literally called sin

[sharp turtle]

Women who were found to have lost their virginity must be stoned to death. Old Testament W

[grim edge]

he flipped over a table i guess

[abstract mantle]

according to the bible furries and femboys are bad and tomboys too

[digital phoenix]

doesnt specify it specifies homosexuals

[abstract mantle]

god probably hates us rn

[sharp turtle]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

[grim edge]

no he doesn’t

[abstract mantle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[grim edge]

no sin is greater than the other

[digital phoenix]

it was only stated homosexuals

[grim edge]

we’re all sinners bro

[eager lava]

Yo Someone get their kid they done threatened my life 💀

[digital phoenix]

i think im not rlly sure i had it saved

[grim edge]

he does not hate anyone

[pliant pike]

Birth rate drops to 0

[abstract mantle]

im sorry i existed i sin :(((

[sharp turtle]

If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing

[abstract mantle]

daddy god please dont hurt me i repented my sins!! ~w~

[grim edge]

stupid math

it’s my greatest weakness

[abstract mantle]

true

unless tho

[pliant pike]

nope not always

[grim edge]

log

[abstract mantle]

if it becomes negative it becomes smaller :))

x is a variable xd

[grim edge]

what did you do bro

[abstract mantle]

i have 6 warnings lol

[grim edge]

how are you here

[abstract mantle]

i don't know but im glad im here

goofy community

[digital phoenix]

furry

mods dont ban furries

basically be a furry and ur immune to ban

anyway @abstract mantle bible doesnt mention anything about furries only about homosexuality

leviticus 18:22 Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. 23 “ 'Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

[abstract mantle]

bro no way

at least god said zoodophilia was bad (however u spell it)

but god hating gays man that's crazy

[grim edge]

LOL

[abstract mantle]

guys can't liek guys it's wrong!

it is cause i said soo!! ~n~ - god

[digital phoenix]

u werent born like that

[abstract mantle]

i was born my mama said i was gay and i was like aight fam lol

[digital phoenix]

everyone is born male or female how ur influenced changes a lot of shit

[abstract mantle]

i actually was born with no distinctive features that could describe me as male or female

borned is crazy

[sharp smelt]

ok

[abstract mantle]

im a femboy but without the fem and the boy

im a all star get your game on go play

[grim edge]

that’s never been tracked in humans

[abstract mantle]

hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid
and all of that glitter is gold
only shooting stars break the mold
it's a cool place
they say it gets colder
you're bundled up now wait till u get older
but the meteor men beg to differ
judging by the hole in teh satalite picture
the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
water's getting warm so you might as well swim
my worlds on fire
how bout yours
that's the way I like it and ill never get bored

[digital phoenix]

dont cap u know theres something there

not gonna say it but u know what it is

[abstract mantle]

i tried i looked at my crotch and nothing shows up :((

[digital phoenix]

the heck

[abstract mantle]

i got a transplant from a nice person tho

[digital phoenix]

america is the definition of too much freedom isnt good

[abstract mantle]

yep

[digital phoenix]

the moment u look away 20 more genders appear

[abstract mantle]

the government doesn't care

democracyis build on freedom

[sharp smelt]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

basically why america has so many dumb people

[abstract mantle]

the ability for anyone to be anything they want will, in the future, benefit the country more than other ideologies

[quick wren]

.

[abstract mantle]

where u get that info tiktok xd

[sharp smelt]

can i be chat overlord

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aurora Grace. (squid)

This is the Chess.com profile of squid. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aurora Grace. (squid)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2287 (2302 peak)
Bullet: 2211 (2350 peak)

[digital phoenix]

fulfill req then yes

[sharp smelt]

what req

oh im 2287 blitz

[coral hatch]

Hello.

[digital phoenix]

100k msg

[abstract mantle]

i should be chat overlord cause im always here and talking about teh darndest things

[coral hatch]

I always plan to play at least one chess game every day, but just can't seem to be able to find the time and motivation.

[glossy radish]

hi

[abstract mantle]

i ahve 3700 messages

[sharp smelt]

no way bro

[abstract mantle]

oh shit it's midnight i gotta go to bed see u later nerds

[coral hatch]

Who is the best chess player here?

[digital phoenix]

i think u can try breaking every rule and u wont get banned

[sharp smelt]

whers ur life

[digital phoenix]

i can bet like a dolla

[abstract mantle]

bro he has 117k messages wtf

[coral hatch]

I would like to add you to my friend's list if you're good at chess and we'll play whenever we get the time.

[abstract mantle]

ok im gonna go to bed see u later you goofy nerds

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[drowsy hatch]

Can anyone tell me where and how to get the trusted role ?

[coral hatch]

Also chat on discord while playing, that will be fun.

[abstract mantle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

whats ur rating

[glossy radish]

use /trust

[bright eagle]

anyone rated around 800?

[sharp smelt]

why cant u do /profile for other pople

[coral hatch]

I am looking for chess playing pals. If you're interested in chess, then add me as a friend.

[glossy radish]

you can

[coral hatch]

Welcome, I'm a beginner, but I also win a lot of games. I'm learning and would like to play more.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2412 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2136 peak)

[drowsy hatch]

What is uou rating ?

[grim edge]

come on superman say your stupid line

[bright eagle]

what's your rating

[coral hatch]

I think, my rating should be at least 1300. But I haven't checked it yet.

[glossy radish]

[sharp smelt]

las still 2100 blitz

bullet

[drowsy hatch]

In rapid it,s 517 and your,s

[digital phoenix]

im higher than u

[coral hatch]

I win quite a lot of games.

[digital phoenix]

oh bullet yeah its staying there

[sharp smelt]

mb king

[bright eagle]

what about blitz? I'm trying to test out something

[digital phoenix]

@coral hatch give user ill add u

[coral hatch]

I would love to learn from good chess players like you while playing.

I've sent you a friend's request. Check it.

[maiden mesa]

gonna try to hit 1500 by the end of 2023, is that a reasonable goal?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

This is the Chess.com profile of linguini_gang. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1398 (1407 peak)
Blitz: 652 (886 peak)
Bullet: 613 (782 peak)

[sharp smelt]

rapid?

[coral hatch]

Anybody can send me a friend's request for playing chess and I'll accept it. But only for chess please, nothing else.

[maiden mesa]

yeah, its all i play. the other ones are just from casual games with friends / standing in line games

[drowsy hatch]

In blitz 370 and in bullet it,s 247

[coral hatch]

Chess bot is thinking a lot. He he.

[bright eagle]

that's a bit too low, but we can still test it out

[glossy radish]

👻

[coral hatch]

I'm also interested in type racing, if you know what that is.

[digital phoenix]

have nothing

[drowsy hatch]

Yeah i am sending you a friend req but what's your rating?

[digital phoenix]

wpm?

[coral hatch]

My typing speed is 160 words per minute.

[glossy radish]

holy cow

[digital phoenix]

must be nice

[digital phoenix]

u wanna race now ill send a link

[drowsy hatch]

Test out what?

[glossy radish]

las u slow

[grim edge]

:3

[bright eagle]

a certain opening...

[coral hatch]

Sent a friend's request again. If you still haven't received, then add me.

[bright eagle]

I can send you the specific pgn

[grim edge]

i get like 90wpm top im shit

[maiden mesa]

i think 1500 might be a doable goal, ive been able to consistently stay around the high 1300s for a fair bit, so i dont think im just spiking in elo

[drowsy hatch]

Ok,

[digital phoenix]

i know

[glossy radish]

my new keyboard is so bulky, i think mine lowered to 40 wpm

[coral hatch]

Are you going to send a typeracer,com link?

[grim edge]

damn that's shit

[digital phoenix]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2oovrv8y62

[sharp smelt]

no 200 wpm? 🤓

[glossy radish]

blaming it on the keyboard

[digital phoenix]

shit i didnt log in

[glossy radish]

idiot

[grim edge]

you'll get used to it

[bright eagle]

check dms

[maiden mesa]

im pretty mid at wpm

[glossy radish]

holy shit 141

[coral hatch]

good race.

[glossy radish]

i have to lift my fingers two inches high to click a key..

[maiden mesa]

yeah i feel it, im absolutely awful in wpm and accuracy on any keyboard other than my macbook keyboard that im used to

[glossy radish]

teach me your ways master

[glossy radish]

sucks fr. i like low, flat keys

[maiden mesa]

practice, practice, and when you think you've practiced enough practice more

[coral hatch]

That was a tough one.

[digital phoenix]

wow i won

[maiden mesa]

yeah i like my macbooks keyboard, they're low and flat enough but they still are tall enough to have a more physical press

[glossy radish]

do they click?

[glossy radish]

wait you won?

[digital phoenix]

one race yes

[glossy radish]

fking sweat

[digital phoenix]

and then i lost again

[glossy radish]

what’s ur wpm

[sharp smelt]

wdym

[maiden mesa]

You decide

[digital phoenix]

yeah i cant anymore

[digital phoenix]

average like 110

[glossy radish]

sounds weird

[coral hatch]

Good race.

[maiden mesa]

thats just cause my microphone isnt great, it sounds lower pitched in person

[coral hatch]

We'll play chess some day.

It's better to chat on discord while playing, instead of playing online with a person that you can't even communicate with.

Add me as a chess playing friend, if you're interested.

[glossy radish]

try the windows surface pro

[maiden mesa]

no, i hate the windows os tbh

[glossy radish]

sounds super nice from my past experience

[glossy radish]

blocked bye

[sharp smelt]

yipee

[echo kestrel]

Took a pawn (1st sac)
Took a knight (2nd sac)
Completely wild game

[coral hatch]

I believe, my rating should be around 1300. But I have a lot of to learn.

[sharp smelt]

millimetero r u v

[maiden mesa]

i feel like im finally at the point in skill where somebody who only plays chess as a light hobby doesnt stand much of a chance against me, thats nice

[maiden mesa]

what's your cc account? ill play you at a 15:10 game rn if you want

[digital phoenix]

i play chess as a hobby

[echo kestrel]

HE'S WHITE

[glossy radish]

yeah

[maiden mesa]

yeah but i mean more the people who are like "yeah i played back in school, i still play every once in a while"

[maiden mesa]

KILL HIM

[sharp smelt]

white?

[glossy radish]

white.

[maiden mesa]

god i have this lamp next to me and its so insanely bright that i keep on getting those bright spots in my eyes from the filament just from my peripheral vision

[sharp smelt]

[maiden mesa]

but ye immortan if you're up for a game im happy to play you

[glossy radish]

out to the garage

[maiden mesa]

nah i just got it from ikea today im too spiteful to not use it

[glossy radish]

ickea

ick key ya

[maiden mesa]

i purchased a small blahaj to go along with my full sized blahaj today, w ikea trip just for that

[glossy radish]

a smal what

[sharp smelt]

why did pain leave

[glossy radish]

OHH

[glossy radish]

what? no?

[digital phoenix]

did he

[glossy radish]

wth

[sharp smelt]

wdym

he did

[glossy radish]

he did

[glossy radish]

well guess what mines cuter

[maiden mesa]

nah i got this one as well

[maiden mesa]

a cruel mockery of ikeas perfection

[glossy radish]

miniso

[glossy radish]

looks cute asf tho

[glossy radish]

no comment

[sharp smelt]

check mine out

👍

[coral hatch]

@maiden mesaI've added a friend request. But we'll play later. Busy now.

[covert snow]

absolutely gut wrenching. I played Rxf7 in a blitz game.

[coral hatch]

Is that baby shark? My daughter loves it.

[glossy radish]

daughter?

[coral hatch]

Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix AKKCKDSK DAUGHTER

[glossy radish]

baby shark dododododododododood

[sharp smelt]

???????????

[coral hatch]

Yes, a daughter that my wife gave birth to three years ago.

[glossy radish]

WOOHOOOOO

[sharp smelt]

why is there slowmode

[coral hatch]

And I'm a biological parent to.

[iron barn]

good move but its not that hard to see rook takes and queen takes rook

[glossy radish]

CAN I BABYSIT HER

[coral hatch]

She shares half of my and my wife's chromosomes.

[covert snow]

ik but its still a nice move lol

[sweet coyote]

wait pain left

[glossy radish]

yes, he did

[digital phoenix]

why

[covert snow]

Rook takes rook, queen takes rook is winning. Rook takes queen, Rook takes rook, king takes, pawn takes, and I still promote no matter what he does

[sweet coyote]

i see why now

shame

[digital phoenix]

pff

[sharp smelt]

lmao

how do you cheat and still 800

[glossy radish]

no way

[coral hatch]

The two songs that make me really sick because I've listened to it a hundred times when my daughters play it: baby shark and the wheels on the bus.

[lament sparrow]

yall guy know this guy ?

[iron barn]

yeah

[coral hatch]

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.

[glossy radish]

not again

[little elm]

cheating as a cc moderator?

[white sorrel]

he's banned on dc?

[grim edge]

nanananana nanananana nanananan na na na nananananan nananananan nananana na na na

[maiden mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYtASAakAI see if she likes this

[digital phoenix]

is that why lb left too

[glossy radish]

no

[keen spade]

Whats going on here?

[glossy radish]

he’s just completely gone

plus i watched his live games a lot

[digital phoenix]

scandal

[coral hatch]

Can you cheat at a game of online chess? I don't think that's technically possible.

[glossy radish]

very is possible.

lots of people doing it now

like, a lot lot lot of people

[lament sparrow]

Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱105度的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

[maiden mesa]

yeah for sure, just load up stockfish or smth in another tab

[grim edge]

no

[lament sparrow]

summer 2021 remember

[sharp smelt]

lb left?

[grim edge]

shut up

[coral hatch]

Are they using chess bots to play their game?

[glossy radish]

you’re late on the news

left about 5 months ago? maybe more

[grim edge]

That actually got me 💀

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[keen spade]

Nice, hey everyone on the other side of the conversation is not smart attack each other ( in game not in real life )

[sweet coyote]

i dont think so lol, no one even realized his acc got banned

[grim edge]

35 years without a foot job..... think about what that does to a man.

[coral hatch]

What do you guys think about Pragg? Isn't he awesome?

[keen spade]

You tricked me

[white sorrel]

he's not in dc anymore

[coral hatch]

Just a young kid and already a grand master. And so humbled and cool.

[sweet coyote]

yeah. prob left out of shame lol

[clever quest]

GUYS

[lament sparrow]

yall remember this guy :)?

[clever quest]

LOOK AT THIS

[grim edge]

ok

[lament sparrow]

🚁

[sharp smelt]

what was lb's chess.com

[glossy radish]

if it’s a brilliant istg

[grim edge]

Hikaru

[lament sparrow]

tsar bomba*

[keen spade]

Omg

Is he playing 4d chess?

[digital phoenix]

lineboss its still up

[grim edge]

imperial Japan flag???

[white sorrel]

Qe7 is solution

[keen spade]

Oh yeh

[clever quest]

the arrows form a circle

[glossy radish]

no one knows what happened to him

[clever quest]

its so satisfying

[glossy radish]

he’s just gone

even his twitch

[digital phoenix]

probably got tired of having a name called ligma

[glossy radish]

his discord gone too

[clever quest]

s

[glossy radish]

LBSacs

[grim edge]

my father

was a drinker, and he was a fiend

[keen spade]

Idk who my dad is

[grim edge]

and one night, he goes off crazier than usual

[sharp smelt]

ppl said lb was cheating

[grim edge]

my mommy grabs the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesn't like that.

[glossy radish]

i watched his live games

[keen spade]

Who's lb and who is lg?

And who is lpp

[sharp smelt]

and then

[remote bramble]

Cheating is a monstrous weapon if you're good at the game anyway, not only in chess

[maiden mesa]

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above.

[glossy radish]

lb didn’t cheat. i’d watch him live in vc

he would explain his moves too

[sharp smelt]

i can do that too

[keen spade]

Oh so its a story?

[glossy radish]

he won and lost a fair majority

[primal fern]

@coral hatch !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

i highly doubt he cheated

[grim edge]

guys

[remote bramble]

Who's lb

[glossy radish]

old moderator

one of the best

[grim edge]

what do you call a gay brilliant chemist

[remote bramble]

What was his rating?

[sharp smelt]

LBLBLBLBLBLBLB

who are you

[digital phoenix]

1400

[digital phoenix]

damn i got rickrolled

[sharp smelt]

fr

[glossy radish]

lb :(

[remote bramble]

Fr

[maiden mesa]

STOP POSTING ABOUT SMURF CAT! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!

[sharp smelt]

how did u hide ur image behind a black screen

[glossy radish]

real

[maiden mesa]

anyways yeah squid do you think 1500 by the end of 2023 is a realistic goal

[glossy radish]

nearly midnight

[grim edge]

Hi

[remote bramble]

No

[maiden mesa]

ah damn ok

[glossy radish]

it is

very realistic

i believe in you

[remote bramble]

It depends on if he is french and if he pays me for lessons or not

[maiden mesa]

im not french dont worry

[glossy radish]

anywyas gnight

[remote bramble]

That's exactly what worries me

[glossy radish]

twenty minutes from midnight

[remote bramble]

9:39💀

[glossy radish]

what

[remote bramble]

U American I guess

[maiden mesa]

i think im gonna get a chess coach, theres one in my area and he hosts the local chess club all for free so i kinda wanna support him, plus i gotta improve at OTB which he can help with

[glossy radish]

what

it’s 23:39 rn

[maiden mesa]

are the french uniquely good at climbing chess rating or smth?

[remote bramble]

What what

[glossy radish]

jesus why are u so annoying

[remote bramble]

At yours

[glossy radish]

no shit

[remote bramble]

Yes extremely

Our god Ferouija was 2900 FIDE at 18yo

[digital phoenix]

ur french

[remote bramble]

Oui oui baguette

[sharp smelt]

yea

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper

[maiden mesa]

best french liar

[remote bramble]

Emmm go check lol

[maiden mesa]

2900 fide?

best french liar

[remote bramble]

Yes blitz

[remote bramble]

Randomly accusing lol

[maiden mesa]

ah

[remote bramble]

Go check bozo

[maiden mesa]

yeah it be like that sometimes

[remote bramble]

And I will randomly be mean

Actually no I always am

[maiden mesa]

no i believe you i just thought you meant classical rating and you were exagerrating for dramatic effect

[remote bramble]

Cc is mostly blitz

We don't talk about classical music that much here

[latent pebble]

He’s playing the same person

I think it’s rating manipulation as well

[grim edge]

whos tryin to play 10 min

[maiden mesa]

cool, i need to work on always searching for forcing moves, if i can get that down i think itll be a lot easier to climb

[maiden mesa]

isnt 10:0 the most played time control?

[sharp smelt]

1500 is easy should be able to get there

[maiden mesa]

yeah hopefully, but apparently a lot of people plateau hard around 1400

[grim edge]

Guys i have a quick question

[remote bramble]

No, 3|0 and 3|2 are

[sharp smelt]

1500 is already basically better than 95-99% of chess.com

[sharp smelt]

its 10|0

[remote bramble]

In 10m you sometimes can't find opponents 2300+ online lol

[maiden mesa]

sure but that doesn't mean anything at all

10:0 is still the most played time control by the general playerbase

[remote bramble]

By the total playing time, not amount of games

[latent pebble]

Is this your third chance or forth

[grim edge]

Guys i have a quick question to ask about something.

[sharp smelt]

who do you think you are

[maiden mesa]

something like that, im about 1400 and im 96th

[remote bramble]

Where do you find that

[latent pebble]

I’m genuinely curious

[sharp smelt]

?

[latent pebble]

No ill intentions

[maiden mesa]

i honestly dont remember lmao

[sharp smelt]

its in chess.com news they post stats things

[grim edge]

Can you get warned for big texts?

[remote bramble]

You mean you're above 96% probs?

[maiden mesa]

yeah thats how percentiles work

[remote bramble]

It's just you said you're 96th💀

[latent pebble]

A 1000 would stomp random peeps on the street

[maiden mesa]

yeah in response to a comment about percentiles, having the th suffix on a number in a conversation about percentiles generally implies you're talking about percentiles

[grim edge]

Does anybody know if you can get warned by using big texts? 💀🙏

[maiden mesa]

yeah but back when i was an 1100 i still lost some games to random people here and there, but im a lot stronger now i feel

[remote bramble]

I am not american enough for these complicated things

[echo kestrel]

Tonight is the night of sacs (took a pawn)

[maiden mesa]

yeah your backwards country is not useful for much but being germans vacation spot

[echo kestrel]

My playstyle is literally perfect for grinding brilliants. I love sacking and being aggressive

[remote bramble]

If they are actually meaningful and chess related, have no spamming then yes

[coral hatch]

Is it possible that I'll be playing against a chess bot instead of a real person?

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish are u free to play ml rn

[digital phoenix]

if u queue into an actual game no

[maiden mesa]

21st century is the century of german industry and intelligence 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪

[coral hatch]

Why do people do that? What do they get? Except a false sense of achievement.

[remote bramble]

Better than germans in chess tho

[glossy radish]

ah, i was bouta sleep, but sure

[sharp smelt]

idk they said no big texts before

[echo kestrel]

Ikr it's wild

[glossy radish]

let’s goooop

[echo kestrel]

2100 is top 0.2% (blitz) lol

[maiden mesa]

what rating are you going on with this

[digital phoenix]

would u actually have slept

[grim edge]

?

[remote bramble]

And also do Germans have baguettes?

[glossy radish]

yeah. niw shut up and hop on

[maiden mesa]

yeah i do not feel like im better than 96% of people lmao

[inland shore]

U just gained a fea hundred elos there is still many who can beat you lol

[coral hatch]

Croissant.

[echo kestrel]

Lolll

[remote bramble]

Click on me if you mean my rating

[coral hatch]

Can you fill anything inside a croissant?

[remote bramble]

❤️❤️

[digital phoenix]

open it up and put some of that butter in

[grim edge]

Sweet. I got warned in a different server for a big text 💀

[maiden mesa]

no, im asking how you determine this

[echo kestrel]

I'm surprised 2000 rapid is like top 0.1% half the 2000s are so bad

There's some 2000 cc rapid people with 1200 blitz

[remote bramble]

2600 gives top 550

[maiden mesa]

no i mean random people who are like "i played back in school" and stuff

[coral hatch]

They are just jealous of your big text because they have small text. He he.

[grim edge]

cheese

[echo kestrel]

Wow...

[digital phoenix]

what exactly did u blur

[grim edge]

Eh idk 💀

[remote bramble]

Name one German super GM

[maiden mesa]

honestly i just crack under the time pressure of faster time controls and play horribly when its slower than 15:10, i need to work that

[echo kestrel]

It's crazy to think that even at 2100 blitz, there are still 20,000 people better than me lol

[grim edge]

bro forgor about the double trouble

[maiden mesa]

vincent keymar

[remote bramble]

And after that look at Frenches

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish is ur game ok

[inland shore]

Ah u mean ur not losing to those

[grim edge]

Wups

[echo kestrel]

Dang 15|10 is so slow.. I've always been better at fast time controls lol

[remote bramble]

He isn't even top 20 is he

[maiden mesa]

moving the goalposts much

[echo kestrel]

It's odd cuz otb I'm bad at fast time controls and great at slow, but online it's the opposite

[sharp smelt]

you were warned in jankylanky

[glossy radish]

no. still crashing. brb

[digital phoenix]

rest in pieces

[maiden mesa]

yeah im really horrible at fast time controls, i need my time to think and just to not be stressed about the time or else i crack

[coral hatch]

When I was a kid, I used to defeat other kids in 4 moves. They really sucked at chess.

[echo kestrel]

Lol fair

[grim edge]

I also suck

[remote bramble]

Still, I barely play with German people on cc, I don't think they are all placed higher. I meet american and french much more

[coral hatch]

But now I feel like one of those kids when I play against experienced players.

[maiden mesa]

everybody rated higher than me is a nerd who needs to get a life and everybody rated lower than me is a weak noob who needs to take up checkers because chess just isnt their game

[echo kestrel]

Bro I always thought I was so good at chess when I was in elementary, I'd win every single time, then I started playing online and realized I was 800 💀

[latent pebble]

30+

[grim edge]

hi

[glossy radish]

ismskeoskmddoe

[coral hatch]

I love checkers and candy crush.

[grim edge]

Im still under 800 rn

[echo kestrel]

Ripp

[glossy radish]

las im redownloading

[coral hatch]

I really want to strangle the life out of people when I see them play candy crush especially grown ups.

Grown ups playing candy crush is the reason why aliens don't visit us.

[grim edge]

same, in anonymous i beat many 1600s and then checked my rating and i lost to 700s with an acc

[digital phoenix]

[echo kestrel]

Lolll dang

[maiden mesa]

in january of this year i was rated 350, so i think climbing up to 1400 in 9 months is pretty good growth

[grim edge]

candy crush isnt that bad tho

[maiden mesa]

but i gotta hit 1500 sometime this year, thats been my goal for a bit and i wanna make sure i hit it

[grim edge]

im still have 600-700ish rating for like around 10 months

[grim edge]

u can do it

[glossy radish]

i got it

let me login n shit

[grim edge]

if you’re on 600 that means youre doing sum wrong

[grim edge]

Wups

[grim edge]

yeah im serious, under 800 means just blatantly hanging pieces

[glossy radish]

las what the hell did they do to the interface

[digital phoenix]

it looks nice

[maiden mesa]

going to try to improve a lot and get to 1800 by the end of 2024, lofty goal but if i hit 1500 this year its only 300 elo which is somewhat reasonable i think

[echo kestrel]

Bud you're 1200. I bet you blatantly hang pieces

[grim edge]

I might as well need to look at my moves for a little bit

[echo kestrel]

1200 tries to bully the 600 then a 2100 steps in lol

[grim edge]

when did i bully r u dumb

[digital phoenix]

2100 tries to bully the 1200 then a 2400 steps in lol

[sharp smelt]

cool

[echo kestrel]

😭

[grim edge]

im just telling him if hes 600 since 10 months he needs to change how he plays

[echo kestrel]

Bud I was 600 for years

[sharp smelt]

i started as an 1800

[digital phoenix]

i started

[grim edge]

i started as a 600 and took me no time to get to 800 then i slowly got to 1200

[maiden mesa]

sometimes i still hang pieces but its not that i move them into a defended square, its usually that i tunnel vision into being like "ok he develops his bishop, im gonna push a pawn to defend the pawn hes attacking" and then i do that and realize he was also attacking my queen and i just didnt notice until a second too late

[echo kestrel]

Lol it took me 6 years to reach 600

[sharp smelt]

just dont hang pieces 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[maiden mesa]

started as a 300 who only knew the initial rules, kinda just shot up to like 1k soon enough and after that the climb slowed down a lot

[grim edge]

number one advice is play longer games and take time. dont rush, use ur time nicely

[maiden mesa]

hit 1k 4 months ago and im only 1400 now, and its just gonna keep on slowing

[sharp smelt]

nah no.1 advice is to spam bullet and tilt :)

[maiden mesa]

my friend i play 30:0 i understand this advice already

[echo kestrel]

Wow I hit 1400 when I was 12

[sharp smelt]

dont forget to cheat 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

didn't forget

[grim edge]

if u play 30 then u should be calculating a fair amount

[echo kestrel]

Hit 1700 at 14

[grim edge]

aye delete that before soemone reports u

[echo kestrel]

reported

[iron barn]

i started 200 then i got after a few months to 800

[maiden mesa]

cool i just gotta hit 1700 within the next 2 years and im on your pace 🗣️

[echo kestrel]

Dang gl

[grim edge]

i started playin in jan and im now 1200 and i domt even play that much, like 1 or 2 games every 2-3 days rn

[echo kestrel]

Ayo wait underraged??

[grim edge]

Paul Allen has been mistaking me for this idiot Marcus Halberstram

[echo kestrel]

Mods!!

[maiden mesa]

no but it took you 2 years to hit 1700

[echo kestrel]

Took me 10 lol

[maiden mesa]

eh its only 300 elo from here, if i stay dedicated to chess and still dont hit 1700 in the next 2 years thats completely on me

[echo kestrel]

Lol true

[maiden mesa]

yeah but from my current elo it took you 2 years

also wait are you talking fide elo or what

[echo kestrel]

Nah cc lol

[grim edge]

me showing my opponent the 100% win rate tool (its definitely not a hand gun)

[echo kestrel]

I'm 1600 USCF

[white sorrel]

nice

[latent pebble]

16 and 1600 uscf not bad

[white sorrel]

is FIDE rating basically same system as USCF rating?

[sharp smelt]

[white sorrel]

they have like under 1000 in USCF i think

[maiden mesa]

my uscf rating is, like, 400 or something but thats only cause A) im basically still unrated so i only get to play the small children in tourneys B) im awful at OTB C) its a provisional rating based on 6 games so far

[white sorrel]

400 is very low

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[sharp smelt]

no animal name = no opinion

[vestal solstice]

i finally defeated the 1.5k elo bot yayyyyyy

[maiden mesa]

yeah, i know, but a provisional rating based on 6 games doesnt mean a lot

[white sorrel]

shouldn't the provisional rating be super high

[steep ledge]

im stuck on it

[latent pebble]

Shouldn’t your name be kangaroo

[white sorrel]

like my provisional rating is 1452 u normally start high

[maiden mesa]

nah, i only had the chance to play low rated people and ive lost a few times to super underrated kids and my inability to play well on otb

[white sorrel]

idk how the USCF system works

[sharp smelt]

?

[maiden mesa]

no, for uscf i think its just your average opponent rating with some other changes, not entirely sure

[vestal solstice]

good luck

[latent pebble]

Aussie banter or something

[white sorrel]

i mean the matching system works the more u win you match opponents your level

u can also tell from the board number

u normally match people same points as u

[maiden mesa]

eh its a long story

[sharp smelt]

how am i aussie

[maiden mesa]

i think im gonna work on improving a lot in online and then work on improving my OTB skills and then return to tourneys

[white sorrel]

any chess clubs near u? or u can play at school thats how im better otb than online

i play everyday at school and 4h a day at the chess club

[latent pebble]

Because you live there

[maiden mesa]

yeah im in 2, one is this one where every club meeting is a uscf tournament game and the other is a super casual club where people just meet up and play otb chess

[echo kestrel]

Lol my first tournament I beat up on U400 rated kids and got 1000 rating

[sharp smelt]

i dont

[white sorrel]

this was my first tournament

got a rating of 1452

[latent pebble]

ok

[grim edge]

My eyes

[maiden mesa]

yeah, honestly i dont know, i lost like two games to a super underrated kid

[echo kestrel]

Ahh dang..

[white sorrel]

is it a small tournament?

[main otter]

yo hi hellow how are you guys?

[maiden mesa]

doesnt excuse me from the fact that im also just horrible at otb and superrr ashamed of it

[main otter]

.

[echo kestrel]

Ye

[sharp smelt]

whats mlt

[main otter]

..

nobody is talking with me so i will just go offline

[stable jungle]

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[echo kestrel]

Fair

[maiden mesa]

you got any advice for improving otb? i just cant mentally picture the board as well when im not online and i struggle to visualize sequences because of that

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88845702273

[worn ice]

The_Hunter30277 (421) vs. BadAtCheeseMate (380)

Move List

1. a4 d5 2. b3 e5 3. Nf3 Bb4 4. Nxe5 Nf6 5. c3 Bd6 6. f4 Bg4 7. h3 Bf5 8. e4 Nxe4 9. Bd3 Qh4+ 10. Ke2 Qxf4 11. Bb5+ c6 12. Rf1 Qh2 13. Rxf5 Qxg2+ 14. Kd3 Qxh3+ 15. Rf3 Qg4 16. Nxg4 cxb5 17. Qe1 O-O 18. Qh4 Nc5+ 19. Kc2 bxa4 20. Rh3 Nc6 21. [Qxh7#] 

[white sorrel]

play with the physical board alot

[wooden lion]

Cool! Mines currently like 1632 or smth

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix i crashed

[digital phoenix]

aaaaaa

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88777287905

[worn ice]

ErikGellivare (413) vs. The_Hunter30277 (411)

Move List

1. e4 h5 2. Nf3 g5 3. Nxg5 f6 4. Nf3 Bh6 5. Nc3 c6 6. Bd3 d5 7. e5 f5 8. h3 b6 9. g4 hxg4 10. hxg4 f4 11. g5 Bg7 12. Rg1 Rh3 13. Bf1 Rh2 14. d4 Rh5 15. Bxf4 Bh3 16. Rh1 Qd7 17. Nd2 Qg4 18. f3 Qxf4 19. Bxh3 Qh4+ 20. Ke2 Rxg5 21. Be6 Qxd4 22. Rf1 Rxe5+ 23. Nde4 dxe4 24. Qxd4 Rg5 25. Qxe4 Nf6 26. Qf4 Nh7 27. Ne4 Be5 28. Bf7+ Kd8 29. Qh4 Rg2+ 30. Nf2 Nf6 31. Qh3 Rg7 32. Rad1+ Kc7 33. Qe6 Nbd7 34. Rxd7+ Nxd7 35. Qxe7 Rd8 36. Rd1 Bxb2 37. Be6 [Rxe7] 

[maiden mesa]

how? none of the opponents i can play irl are strong enough to actually pose a challenge to me, aside from the chess tournament opponents

[wooden lion]

I don't play nearly as well online though, I only really do well in classical time controls

[white sorrel]

go to a chess club

[wooden lion]

There I can probably play at 1700-1800 level

[maiden mesa]

yes i am in two chess clubs but they only meet once per week

[white sorrel]

theres CMs in my chess club sometimes i can win once

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix yep now i’m crashing

[white sorrel]

blitz is anyones game

[grim edge]

practice openings alone on board, just theory but play with both sides

[sharp smelt]

sit down and play with yourself

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-25810828

[white sorrel]

guys predict my rating of rapid i'll get it this sunday from a 2 day tournament

[grim edge]

mugnus

[maiden mesa]

gn enemies inside my computer 💔 💔 i need to do my homework now

[digital phoenix]

well

if it doesnt work u can just go sleep idk

[glossy radish]

redownloading

[maiden mesa]

if i say anything after this message for the next few hours somebody tell me to go away so that i dont have an incentive to procrastinate any longer

[glossy radish]

sleeping not an option

[white sorrel]

@digital phoenix predict my FIDE rapid rating i'll get it this weekend from my first rated rapid tournament

[sharp smelt]

go away

what i thought

[digital phoenix]

respond if ur not gay

[white sorrel]

respond to me if ur not gay

[digital phoenix]

e

[white sorrel]

to my question lol

[digital phoenix]

isnt it jut 1452

[grim edge]

1100?

[white sorrel]

rapid time control

[white sorrel]

u think it'll be that bad?

idk we'll see

[grim edge]

nah maybe 1500

[white sorrel]

u think im that good?

[green sentinel]

sixteen hundo

[crystal shore]

my opponent in this position played a brilliant move

[white sorrel]

if is 1600 i eat shit

[white sorrel]

@green sentinel bet

[grim edge]

which league are u guys

[green sentinel]

I aint betting shit smh

[crystal shore]

Qb6 v

[sharp smelt]

what is this

[crystal shore]

lichess

[grim edge]

amazing brilliancy

[crystal shore]

i use piece font

[sharp smelt]

is it supposed to be a queen trap

[grim edge]

which league are u guys

[crystal shore]

queen a3 saves the queen

[grim edge]

its not with the brilliant move qb3!!

[crystal shore]

legend

[grim edge]

are you gm?

[sharp smelt]

yea whyd u post this then

[grim edge]

Elite soon Champion

@legendsneverdie is the best player of this server! @gaunt bronze has nothing to do with him, he istoo weak. @legendsneverdie egendsneverdie , as a legendary player, can defeat anyone here including such nubs as Liam and myself. The reason he play on lichess is not because he is cheating or something, but because he is too strong for chesscom. Respect him and fall on your knees!

[sonic lily]

I am gay

[white sorrel]

nice

[cunning urchin]

“ we all live.”

[sonic lily]

I want to stream

[sharp smelt]

cool

[cunning urchin]

What u waitin on

[sharp smelt]

?

[sonic lily]

I am waiting for role

[sharp smelt]

what role

[sweet coyote]

why dont u just ping him lol

[sweet coyote]

probably thrusted

[grim edge]

@lofty oracle erdie is the best player of this server! @gaunt bronze hess has nothing to do with him, he is too weak. @lofty oracle everdie egendsneverdie , as a legendary player, can defeat anyone here including such nubs as Liam and myself. The reason he play on lichess is not because he is cheating or something, but because he is too strong for chesscom. Respect him and fall on your knees!!

[sonic lily]

IDK but I cant stream and I found out I will need a role for that..

[grim edge]

glitched

[sweet coyote]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@sonic lily With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[sharp smelt]

lmao did you see the yt video from jacksarkisian about the magnus thrusts

[cunning urchin]

😟

Where’s squid 2

[sharp smelt]

idk why they named me this

@tawny zenith

[grim edge]

i didnt see it wait

[cunning urchin]

Huh

[grim edge]

cant find it

[cunning urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-alert-crazy-alert-alerta-alerta-loca-gif-15115104

Well

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-bad-piggies-drip-gif-23469521

[cunning urchin]

Dayum😔

[tawny zenith]

hi sir

[grim edge]

Wait

[sharp smelt]

might have been taken down idk

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-blocks-of-cheese-food-gif-26803991

I never knew i can send stuff

[sharp smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrodwXpu7Ms

[grim edge]

lmao his vids are funny

his beads short circuited himself 💀

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/93UG9B-zgAY

[cunning urchin]

What’s all these numbas

[graceful lintel]

I think Bros comfortable with french

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[humble cairn]

can anyone recommend me a good course to learn the caro from

[green sentinel]

youtube

[cunning urchin]

What u mean by dat

[covert snow]

Why do High rated people make open challenges and then abort them or just not play

[cunning urchin]

“When the shoe doesn’t fit”

Idk honestly

I’m not high rated

[humble cairn]

whats your elo?

[sharp smelt]

cuz they dont want to play low rated ppl

[latent pebble]

Makes the entire point of open challenge futile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jamal

This is the Chess.com profile of jamal. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 528 (567 peak)
Blitz: 215 (513 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imchesssed

This is the Chess.com profile of imchesssed. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1023 (1082 peak)
Blitz: 573 (579 peak)
Bullet: 515 (516 peak)

[humble cairn]

what the\

they didnt update it

[sharp thicket]

Disconnect and reconnect

It fixed for me

[covert snow]

I'm 1400 blitz and 1500 rapid. But I like playing strong ppl because it rlly pushes me outside of my comfort zone and helps me improve to see where my more niche flaws are. at 1400 1500 level you can get away with those niche flaws as no one can exploit them, but then when I play strong ppl; if I leave the tiny opening. they can use it. and thats where I can find areas of improvement other than just simple blunder prevention.

but countless times now (both rated and unrated. rated open challenges I can understand more that they abort) but you can limit how low the accepted challenger can be. So why the hell make an open challenge just to not play or just waste time till it auto aborts

[sharp thicket]

I bet ya 0.01 dollars that I cannot beat you

[covert snow]

if you dont want to play low rated people. either make an auto pairing or limit how low elo the opponent can be. its blatantly there to limit how high or low rated someone can be to accept the challenge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imchesssed

This is the Chess.com profile of imchesssed. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1023 (1082 peak)
Blitz: 573 (579 peak)
Bullet: 515 (516 peak)

[grim edge]

E4

[humble cairn]

huh

[humble cairn]

wanna play im 1136

[grim edge]

Premove nf3

Again premove nf6

[humble cairn]

also not that high rated just like playing with ppl better than me

[sharp thicket]

This?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mike Cox (laffinch)

This is the Chess.com profile of laffinch. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mike Cox (laffinch)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1136 (peak)
Blitz: 621 (peak)
Bullet: 592 (516 peak)

[humble cairn]

yay it finally works

anyone up for a game?

[covert snow]

yeah

you can set it to +-400 or unlimited

so you can set it to -25 and unlimited if you want to play people -25 from ur rating or up

[humble cairn]

Astral

up for a game?

[covert snow]

whats ur rating

[humble cairn]

like 1136

[covert snow]

yeah no sorry

[sharp thicket]

I do -25-+25

[humble cairn]

k

[sharp thicket]

How tf is that a miss and its 2.6 for white

[covert snow]

funni game where a strong rated person tried trolling and then lost

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88848649087?tab=review

[hard pelican]

anyone blindfold chess variant?

[worn ice]

SignatureDish (2232) vs. AstralplaysChess (1303)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Nc6 3. Kd3 Nf6 4. Kc4 a6 5. Kb3 Qe7 6. Nc3 Qb4# 

[covert snow]

@humble cairn I have time for a 3+0

but then I have a tourney

[humble cairn]

oh ok

[humble cairn]

sned me a challenge link in dms

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1flyingstruzzo

This is the Chess.com profile of 1flyingstruzzo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 688 (1129 peak)
Bullet: 661 (840 peak)

[cunning urchin]

“A match to get on by , we all live a life”

[sharp thicket]

HOW TF IS YOUR PEAK 1129 ARE YOU GOOD BRO ?

[covert snow]

@humble cairn gg

[humble cairn]

gg

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Maximilian Kožanov (the_hunter30277)

This is the Chess.com profile of the_hunter30277. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Maximilian Kožanov (the_hunter30277)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 430 (580 peak)
Blitz: 313 (peak)
Bullet: 100

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix crashed again

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> astralplayschess

This is the Chess.com profile of astralplayschess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1472 (1653 peak)
Blitz: 1397 (1482 peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1446 peak)

[digital phoenix]

Aw

[cunning urchin]

Who won

[digital phoenix]

Eh it’s fine I guess that’s it I’m gonna try to get a win in ranked

[glossy radish]

oke have fun

i’m just gonna wait for it to finish redownlaoding

[lapis brook]

Did you study? Did you fail your exams?

[glossy radish]

wait las u supposed to be studying?

[hallow gate]

ok bro

[digital kayak]

who else hates when you are easily winning and the opponent doesn't resign

hes down 11 points of material and thinks he has a chance

[grim edge]

I once trolled them by getting 4 queens

It was stupid but it was worth it

[hallow orchid]

I once trolled them by getting a stalemate (not intentional)

[near karma]

that just helping them tbh

[hallow orchid]

yea, it was totally planned

[clever quest]

This is the best game ever. (I am playing the black pieces)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fenzy Da Hood (fenzygods)

This is the Chess.com profile of fenzygods. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Fenzy Da Hood (fenzygods)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 879 (926 peak)
Blitz: 672 (905 peak)
Bullet: 406 (785 peak)

[coral hatch]

What is the top chess player here?

[near karma]

what is your elo

[clever quest]

watch till the end

its an old game

[near karma]

the hightest i saw was 2200

[severe oxide]

sup nerds

[grim edge]

wait HOW

[coral hatch]

I wish to play a chess game with any of you after an hour. Will anybody be available?

[grim edge]

I reached 1000 to 1100 in one day

[severe oxide]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @coral hatch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[graceful lintel]

Get better

[grim edge]

Play me blutz

[severe oxide]

Blutz

[graceful lintel]

Nah I'm kinda tired rn

Blutz

[clever quest]

Blutz

[coral hatch]

Here is my chess.com user ID shariqueahmer

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Itachi Uchiha (itachi0121100)

This is the Chess.com profile of itachi0121100. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Itachi Uchiha (itachi0121100)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 611 (604 peak)
Blitz: 431 (454 peak)
Bullet: 533 (737 peak)

[coral hatch]

Is that enough to connect with you to play chess games online?

[graceful lintel]

Itachi stuck at 500s 💀

[empty epoch]

Me too😔

[coral hatch]

give me your chess.com user ID, I'll add you for later games.

[weary sapphire]

Bruh

[graceful lintel]

Ayo bocchi

[clever quest]

im 800 😎

[weary sapphire]

I started just some time ogo

[graceful lintel]

🗣️

[near karma]

it dosnt tell the elo

[graceful lintel]

[coral hatch]

Cat attack.

[wheat hearth]

Helo

[coral hatch]

I swear, I will kill you if I see any more cat posts. Just kidding.

[graceful lintel]

Unconnected account variation

[grim edge]

Play

[wheat hearth]

I just found out that chess.com has an discord server

[stone knot]

the egg opening

[coral hatch]

https://play.chess.com/VTcu7

[near karma]

is your oppenent also 800 ? cuz he blunderd the whole game lol

[empty epoch]

😱😱😱😱

[severe oxide]

fr

[clever quest]

I just shared it coz of the beautiful mate. Its a horrible game tho 💀

[near karma]

nice

[severe oxide]

im 3k elo fr

[coral hatch]

Cats have already taken over the world with their cuteness. Dogs have to fight for it.

[empty epoch]

Grrr😡😡

[graceful lintel]

Anyone Wnna play rapid

[near karma]

yah the mate was nice

[coral hatch]

A stray cat always pesters me for food and is a maniac for fish.

Even commits crime like stealing food when nobody is looking.

[grim edge]

Bocch-

[glossy radish]

wow u suk

[empty epoch]

😱😔

[clever quest]

DOG SUPREMACY

[empty epoch]

This might be real🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤔🤔🤔🤔

[weary sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785258

[coral hatch]

Who is I am better than my elo who joined a game with me?

[near karma]

birds solo

[weary sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785258

[clever quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[grim edge]

What's the king's indian defence traditional line

[coral hatch]

Who is playing with me on chess.com?

[empty epoch]

Me

[glad wedge]

accept

[severe oxide]

deez

[coral hatch]

I was just checking. I don't wish to play now.

[severe oxide]

ikr