💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

What is your percentile

[digital phoenix]

99.9

[graceful lintel]

98.3

[graceful lintel]

[lean pawn]

2.1

[grim edge]

Germs that survived alcohol:

[lean pawn]

Whats even percentile

[south timber]

Once I become a cyborg and have a computer in my brain my chess era really begins

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

That means you are better than x% people

[hasty iris]

banned from competition for engine use

[stable jungle]

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[lean pawn]

Then negative

[grim edge]

X= your percentile

What is your elo?

[graceful lintel]

My elo sky rocketed frrrrfr rfr frfrfr

[graceful lintel]

[hasty iris]

im better by 1 😎

[lean pawn]

About 3269

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Joel (sjbfan)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (peak)
Blitz: 1502 (1541 peak)
Bullet: 1630 (peak)

[digital phoenix]

remember the legend guy btw

[graceful lintel]

Yea I saw ur ratings few hr ago

[grim edge]

Fake

[hasty iris]

yeah where is he now

i saw u beat him in blitz

after blundering that draw

[graceful lintel]

[south timber]

Did he say you was lucky?

[digital phoenix]

4-0

[lean pawn]

Real

[hasty iris]

💀

[digital phoenix]

im going for 10

[graceful lintel]

💀

[hasty iris]

still playing?

[grim edge]

You mean puzzle rating?

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[graceful lintel]

Las gonna adopt him

[lean pawn]

No in puzzles 3969

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

What is your rapid rating

[digital phoenix]

5-0

[graceful lintel]

U can check others ratings by going to profile->apps->chess.com profile

[south timber]

I will be there no matter what

[grim edge]

But you're absent

[south timber]

Not today

I’m present

[hasty iris]

why stalking : o

[graceful lintel]

I just want to saw ur rtgs

[digital phoenix]

well there goes my winstreak

[grim edge]

Do we have any chess master here in this server?

[graceful lintel]

Las tilt Random IM etc

[grim edge]

Mein is higher

[graceful lintel]

Im better

[south timber]

I think I’m 1000000?

[grim edge]

Oh, im 1

[south timber]

Galaxy brain

[grim edge]

Pls dont think

[graceful lintel]

Connect yo account

[hasty iris]

yes

[graceful lintel]

5£

[hasty iris]

do puzzles

[south timber]

I can’t it’ll blow up the whole server

[hasty iris]

200 puzzles a day is a free pass to get to 1500 chess.com

[graceful lintel]

No one will give a shit except me bc I want to see ur ratings so ye connect if u want

[hasty iris]

literally i never studied chess, only played puzzles

[south timber]

I’m 1631 blitz

[hasty iris]

even now i still have barely studied chess, i know 0 openings other than a bit of french and ruy since those are the only ones i play

[finite juniper]

Hi guys

[graceful lintel]

Wanna rapid?

[hasty iris]

rapid?

online rapid is a bore

[graceful lintel]

Rapid

[hasty iris]

worst online time control

[finite juniper]

hi guys

[graceful lintel]

[lofty oracle]

Ok goodgame @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

gg

[south timber]

How did it go?

[digital phoenix]

what do u think

[south timber]

10-1

[digital phoenix]

nah im trash 5.5-1.5

[grim edge]

hello chat

[lofty oracle]

I think I am better bullet

[digital phoenix]

not used to lichess bullet

timer doesnt move for shit

[grim edge]

real

[lofty oracle]

In cc bullet also I casually have defeated 2k

[graceful lintel]

Bullet doesn't count as skills
It's just like pawns go brrrrrr

[grim edge]

1v1?

[graceful lintel]

Frfrffr rfr rfr

[grim edge]

bullet on phone

[graceful lintel]

[lean pawn]

Cringe

[lofty oracle]

Ok so I am still best in this server

[hasty iris]

tell that to fabi today he would be so mad

[grim edge]

on pc its so easier

comparing to phone

[digital phoenix]

[graceful lintel]

1000-1199

[grim edge]

XDHAHAA

[graceful lintel]

[lean pawn]

No im 44444 r r

[graceful lintel]

Best way to end an argument

[static latch]

wait u play cr?

[upbeat viper]

Hehehehaw

[graceful lintel]

FR FR FR DRFRFFRFE FEFR

[grim edge]

real

[digital phoenix]

ya

[graceful lintel]

[static latch]

can u add me

[graceful lintel]

What's cr

[digital phoenix]

k dm fl

[hasty iris]

LMAO

[static latch]

whats fl

[lean pawn]

Chess rapid

[grim edge]

computer exam ❎
chess on computer ✅

[hasty iris]

i knew bro was cheating

[digital phoenix]

friend link

[graceful lintel]

Fr fr

[grim edge]

XDHAHA

[digital phoenix]

what about chungus

[graceful lintel]

Who's that

[hasty iris]

check #💬〡chess-talk

[static latch]

sent @digital phoenix

[oblique cairn]

how do people get their team ding role

[hasty iris]

he was legit just talking and got locked out as i checked his account

[digital phoenix]

dont think u can anymore

[south timber]

Bro thought he was a real life super saiyan

[oblique cairn]

o

[bold willow]

100% 😭😭😭

[oblique cairn]

i rarely see team nepo ngl

[lofty oracle]

Ok so anyone else of my level

[acoustic mason]

Me

[lofty oracle]

My level is not 500- 999

[acoustic mason]

[south timber]

What is your level?

[lofty oracle]

Well I will be GM but im having no luck

[acoustic mason]

Same man

[lofty oracle]

Whenever I play my opponents get very lucky

[south timber]

Ok what’s your level right now?

[white sorrel]

#848546232339398677 someone join

[lofty oracle]

It is a good level

[south timber]

Elo?

[acoustic mason]

Damn if only there was a way to quantify our level

[south timber]

Give me a number

[lofty oracle]

I am GM just need bit of luck

[lofty oracle]

1750 FIDE

[acoustic mason]

If you're going to lie, at least give a number remotely close to GM level

[lofty oracle]

I will be gain 1000 points in next 5 year

[graceful lintel]

Luck in chess

[hasty iris]

actually sometimes u need luck to get norms

[acoustic mason]

Chess is famously an rng heavy game

[graceful lintel]

[lofty oracle]

I will become first Belgian Grandmaster

[grim edge]

Aight lil man

and im making it too the nba

[hasty iris]

my friend told a nightmare story about going to a tournament, performing well then in the last round, the opponent doesnt show up since they withdrew and then u dont get your norm 💀 wasted a whole tournament

[graceful lintel]

Stop trash talking first

[lofty oracle]

I dont talk trash

[acoustic mason]

Sure, and my dad will tell me he loves me

[south timber]

You can only trash talk if you know you’re a god

[graceful lintel]

[lofty oracle]

I am legend and king

[grim edge]

HHAHA

[grim edge]

trash talking is for shit players

[grim edge]

pronouns moment

[graceful lintel]

Wanna know smth no one gives a shit

[gentle steppe]

i guess i am a shit player then

[lofty oracle]

You are one pinging me again and again

[grim edge]

burn

[south timber]

If you know you’re better than most people then some people do it, it’s a psychological thing

[lofty oracle]

So in fact you are giving all the shits

[graceful lintel]

Alr

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

giving urself titles is cringe. Earn them

[graceful lintel]

Alr Stfu now

[grim edge]

real

[lofty oracle]

I earn them for a long time and training

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

let ur game do the talking is my motto

[lofty oracle]

I am legend of all legends and king of life

[grim edge]

chat is very interesting rn

[grim edge]

call urself a king once u have proven ur a king. Not before.

[grim edge]

Lick my feet

[split basin]

ong

[grim edge]

real

[graceful lintel]

Real

[lofty oracle]

Shut up loser

[grim edge]

connect ur account to ur discord 🙏

[graceful lintel]

He's better than you

[grim edge]

looks like someone got offended 😱

[worn ice]

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[lofty oracle]

Anyway what I was saying is I am real legend of all

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

if u have a pink name connect ur account 🙏

[graceful lintel]

Bros 8y/o frfrfrf

[south timber]

Cool and I’m Jesus Christ

[lofty oracle]

I dont see point of connection account

[graceful lintel]

-

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

im actually lebron james

[modest saffron]

hi!

[hasty iris]

so you can see other people's ratings

[grim edge]

i will when i make one account

[lofty oracle]

You guys not even legends right now XD

[grim edge]

do /connect or use my message i sent

[grim edge]

yeah yeah i see

[grim edge]

[south timber]

I’m Jesus lil bro I can walk on water

[lofty oracle]

I dont need, the good players play with me

[graceful lintel]

Dudes part time job is trash talking

[split basin]

anyone wanna play rapid?

[grim edge]

NAH I FORGOT MY PREVIOUS ACC PASS

[graceful lintel]

Sry not rn

[hasty iris]

u can reset it

[acoustic mason]

I'm probably better than you, and I'm slowly dropping from 700

[grim edge]

no one takes just joineds seriously

[split basin]

Ok

[lofty oracle]

I beat everybody in this server

[grim edge]

ripp

[acoustic mason]

You haven't beat me though so...

[lofty oracle]

You are no challenge

[grim edge]

skill based matchmaking _(1000x1000)

[nimble niche]

most legitimate player on chess.com

[grim edge]

you can beat a 3000 blitz rated Super GM ?

[lofty oracle]

Yeah XD and I have maxiumum skill others just lucky

[south timber]

I thought you got bent over and lubed up by someone earlier on, no?

[split basin]

😱

[acoustic mason]

I'll take that as a W

[lofty oracle]

Yes I can 🙂

[graceful lintel]

Las just beat u 5 times in a row

[grim edge]

hahaHAHA

[lofty oracle]

I beat him 2 time

[hasty iris]

bruh usually chess.com support is good but i just got a copy paste response im kinda sad they didnt even read my email

[lofty oracle]

He also a lucky

[gentle steppe]

u talk like 6yo me but so my guess is ur 9

[hasty iris]

@digital phoenix how u so lucky

[grim edge]

bro beat him 2 times

(not meat)

[graceful lintel]

[lofty oracle]

I am the big deal of all you guys just very scared

[little elm]

legends best player, everyone else lucky to even play him

[grim edge]

trolling for attention on a chess discord is wild

haha

[graceful lintel]

Bro can't even connect his account

[lofty oracle]

I am really the best believe or not

[hasty iris]

what's your fide?

[grim edge]

do ur parents not love you and give you attention?

[south timber]

It’s like saying you scored one goal out of 100 against Peter schmeichel

[acoustic mason]

I said this right as I hit send on a copy paste email at my support job. I feel called out

[graceful lintel]

ur mom

[lofty oracle]

1750 FIDE XD

[grim edge]

why that looks so indirectly to me 🥹

[grim edge]

whats ur name

[split basin]

big fan

[hasty iris]

what federation do u play for

[lofty oracle]

No that gives up my details

[grim edge]

this XD

[gentle steppe]

yo guys i believe this man

[grim edge]

alr u aint 1750 💀

[grim edge]

alr +1

[candid totem]

Reading this channel like
https://media.tenor.com/0mulJmIaEVIAAAAM/baby-little-girl.gif

[rapid hill]

hi guys!

[lofty oracle]

Belgian federation

[grim edge]

hello rain

ofc]

[gentle steppe]

bro he is trust me

[south timber]

https://tenor.com/view/walterwhite-walter-ballin-walterisballin-heisenberg-gif-26404773

[graceful lintel]

Hello!
How's it going

[hasty iris]

are you exactly 1750? i call cap

[rapid hill]

good hbu?

[graceful lintel]

No image perms

[grim edge]

i feel that ✊

[lofty oracle]

Its similar to 1750

[rapid hill]

hello

[chilly venture]

hi team who can i contact for collab?

[graceful lintel]

Oh great
Im Doing alr
Wyd?

[grim edge]

no one

[lofty oracle]

I am hosted under FSBE

FRBE*

[rapid hill]

nothing much..

[hasty iris]

what does this even mean

[acoustic mason]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[lofty oracle]

Its the name of the federation

[hasty iris]

say your exact rating not an estimate dont lie

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

idk

[grim edge]

probably 1749

[graceful lintel]

My estimate rtgs r 4000 smth

[lofty oracle]

I dont want to give more details

I am king of all I dont need to specify

[south timber]

Bro said he was similar to GM earlier and now he’s 1750

[gentle steppe]

this is just a troll

[graceful lintel]

ur mom x2

[lofty oracle]

What you mean troll

[grim edge]

nah troll are funny

[graceful lintel]

typing anything

[south timber]

Uno reverse🔄

[grim edge]

XD

[graceful lintel]

Starts flexing image perms

[stable mirage]

owie

[acoustic mason]

You're not the king of me, I just found a way to solve chess. I'm not elaborating any further though

[grim edge]

😭

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[lofty oracle]

Chess is already solve but

[stable mirage]

hi kitten

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[grim edge]

how to get this trusted role

[stable mirage]

goood

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-car-crash-fall-gif-16812258

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[cerulean stirrup]

Hi guys

[south timber]

Be trusted

[acoustic mason]

If it's solved, then you ain't a king. You're just reading instructions

[graceful lintel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

makes sense

[lofty oracle]

I am king of all people

[gentle steppe]

oh god this chat just got stupider

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[cerulean stirrup]

Get off your high horse kid

[acoustic mason]

Why did I bother

[cerulean stirrup]

Have some humility

[stable mirage]

bruh

[graceful lintel]

ur mom didn't taught u manners

[lofty oracle]

What

[static latch]

lasagna plays mortar cycle

[cerulean stirrup]

You ain't a king pal

[lofty oracle]

Shut up

[cerulean stirrup]

Not even to ourselves

[lofty oracle]

I am 19

[gentle steppe]

kidin but MAN WHY WOULD U ENTER WITH THAT MSG

[grim edge]

bruh

[gentle steppe]

thats a lie

[grim edge]

thatd the reply u thought of

[south timber]

Saying your age randomly shows you’re definitely not 19

[stable mirage]

cuz I am hurt

[hasty iris]

@lofty oraclewhat is your birth year

[cerulean stirrup]

Your a kid in terms of maturity that's for sure

[graceful lintel]

19-9

[hasty iris]

either way i found your name

[lofty oracle]

2003

[grim edge]

clearly

[stable mirage]

indeed

[gentle steppe]

...non of my buisness

kind of u problem

[cerulean stirrup]

Let's call a mod

[static latch]

the only bad thing is that i don't play arrows in most of my decks

[cerulean stirrup]

This kid isn't revealing their age

[graceful lintel]

Bro proved age doens't gives maturity

[stable mirage]

ok

ignore it then

[lofty oracle]

I am best it not even close

[south timber]

I’m 800 tomorrow

[grim edge]

nah my rating is not ur birth year (im lying)

[cerulean stirrup]

Is that not allowed to not say age

[grim edge]

wait wrong reply

[static latch]

i want a common book of books @stable mirage ;-;

[grim edge]

ths

[acoustic mason]

2003 is 19? Wtf? I'm boomer

[cerulean stirrup]

Should we call a mod?

I mean his hiding his age

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

nah

[stable mirage]

I need a legendary book for mega knight

[grim edge]

u r mod?

[lofty oracle]

Dont talk about it please

[south timber]

My birth year (1998) probably feels like ages for young people lol

[cerulean stirrup]

Fair enough. Besides he amuses me

[graceful lintel]

Ping mods and spam them to lock out him

[hasty iris]

am i right or wrong

[static latch]

dont u dare play mk

[lofty oracle]

I am not tellin

[graceful lintel]

I wish I was

[cerulean stirrup]

Play what you enjoy @stable mirage

[stable mirage]

it’s my third war deck

[grim edge]

better call saul

[grim edge]

then just be a mod heh

[hasty iris]

bro really scared about strangers knowing his name

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

oof

[lofty oracle]

I am very famous in my place

[south timber]

Oh god

[grim edge]

ofc u r

[graceful lintel]

Me mod now

[acoustic mason]

Imagine sharing your legal name on discord. I would never

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-spongebob-gif-6161325

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-i-dont-care-idc-nobody-cares-gif-8737514

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-discord-loading-discord-boxes-squares-gif-16187521

[lofty oracle]

Is just truth the fact is you the one cared to send this gif

[lofty oracle]

Not loaded for me

[cerulean stirrup]

Well played

But did you think any of us car

[south timber]

That’s the image😭

[lofty oracle]

Wait what

[cerulean stirrup]

Besides this is normal human behavior

[lofty oracle]

I am human obviously XD

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[hasty iris]

@lofty oraclei dont want to send the full list and expose you

[lofty oracle]

No one finding out who I am even if you send

You never know where I am in belgium

[hasty iris]

well there are 2 options, either you lie about your rating, or you lie about your birth year

[cerulean stirrup]

Sus

[acoustic mason]

Why not both?

[hasty iris]

right now there is only 1 person born in 2003 that is around 1750 fide for belgium

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/zootopia-ice-em-ice-them-gif-15277540

[hasty iris]

so either i found you, or you lied

[lofty oracle]

How do you get this info

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[south timber]

It obviously isn’t him

[graceful lintel]

Official website

[hasty iris]

fide has a database

[cerulean stirrup]

And it's obviously not you @lofty oracle

[lofty oracle]

Wait I just checked I am actaully born in 2004

[south timber]

😭😭

[worthy flume]

Im great artist

[acoustic mason]

Oh okay, easy mistake to make

[graceful lintel]

Im 1600
<@&745328830649991179>

[cerulean stirrup]

Should we call a mod for this?

[honest mirage]

yo wassup

[worthy flume]

Thats just drawing

Ok i delete this

[fresh wind]

yes, do

[graceful lintel]

Don't do it

[lofty oracle]

@hasty iris Can you stop searching for it

[fresh wind]

it's NSFW

[cerulean stirrup]

The 13+ rule says otherwise

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/zootopia-ice-em-ice-them-gif-15277540

[worthy flume]

I deleted it

[hasty iris]

ok but why are you scared

[static latch]

@stable mirage 1v1

[south timber]

Cause he’s a fraud

[lofty oracle]

Reasons beyond your understanding

[cerulean stirrup]

Dude just drop the act and save whatever dignity you have left

[worthy flume]

At that drawing literally wasnt anything Nsfw

[cerulean stirrup]

If there even is any

[runic sky]

what is 750 rapid converted to fide

[lofty oracle]

What you mean act

[acoustic mason]

Bro stop being cryptic, you can just say "I'm not comfortable with it"

[small hull]

400 maybe

[runic sky]

so im a goat?

[south timber]

Bro thinks he’s operating on some sort of higher level

[small hull]

pretty much

[cerulean stirrup]

How's your day so far dude

[lofty oracle]

No I am comfortable but it is just that you guys dont deserve to know me because i am so legendary

[south timber]

That must be it

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hella-sus-among-us-imposter-impostor-digibyte-gif-19824591

[acoustic mason]

This counts as consent

[small hull]

what is ur rating

[south timber]

1600 in rapid

[lofty oracle]

Fine I go now it been a fun day

I see you guys next week

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/congrats-congrats-gif-nrg-energi-task-gif-25488451

[small hull]

that's good

[cerulean stirrup]

This isn't sarcasm before you ask

[runic sky]

who tryna play

[bright folio]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[cerulean stirrup]

Yo Guru

[runic sky]

wassup

[south timber]

Thank you

[cerulean stirrup]

You that NSCL big honcho right?

[pliant mirage]

I'm 800 elo and I'm stuck lol

[hasty iris]

unrated cause ur not good enough to get a fide rating

[runic sky]

nah idk what that is

[hasty iris]

J D

[graceful lintel]

Sed get unstuck frfrf

[runic sky]

yeah

[cerulean stirrup]

Wrong guy

[stable mirage]

nrn

[bright folio]

what time control?

[pliant mirage]

How x)

[bright folio]

10/5/3?

[runic sky]

10 min rapid

[south timber]

I’m at work and I just wanna play chess, am I addicted?

[bright folio]

alright

[graceful lintel]

Good question
Idk probably yt coach

[bright folio]

https://play.chess.com/XHsoC

[south timber]

Here’s a question, how many hours per day would you say you all play chess?

[grim edge]

28 hours a day

[acoustic mason]

Only 50, I'm just casual with it

[south timber]

Do you play on pc too?

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[south timber]

I hate playing chess on my phone

[spice quail]

certified discordian right there

[graceful lintel]

5 hr on discord pretty normal

[hasty iris]

nah bro 💀

[graceful lintel]

Fr fr fr

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88506622943?tab=review&move=55 saved a lost game

[worn ice]

Ali4322 (1949) vs. Carbonheart22222 (1827)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. [Nxe4] Bf5 5. Ng3 Bg6 6. Nf3 e6 7. c3 Nd7 8. Bd3 Bxd3 9. Qxd3 Ne7 10. O-O Ng6 11. Ne4 Be7 12. Neg5 O-O 13. Bd2 c5 14. Qe2 cxd4 15. cxd4 Rc8 16. Rac1 Qb6 17. Be3 f5 18. d5 Bc5 19. Nxe6 Bxe3 20. fxe3 Rxc1 21. Rxc1 Re8 22. Nfd4 f4 23. exf4 Nxf4 24. Qf2 Nxd5 25. Rf1 N7f6 26. Kh1 Rxe6 27. Nxe6 Qxe6 28. Qxa7 Qa6 

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[south timber]

My daily average on discord is 58 min apparently

[spice quail]

I had a server full of stickers with these types of captions and nba youngboy

They're so funny

[grim edge]

nice

[spice quail]

this discord shit get real

[south timber]

I have 10h on YouTube lol

[minor gazelle]

get a life my guy

[spice quail]

said the chess player

[south timber]

I have one, it doesn’t mean I can’t watch YouTube whilst doing other stuff

[grim edge]

i mean hes only 1200

[spice quail]

As someone who is at about 200 I see this as an absolute win

[south timber]

By the way that’s 10h this week

[graceful lintel]

I have 17 hr on torch

[spice quail]

10h in a week is not even bad

[graceful lintel]

Bruh 💀

[static latch]

anyone chess

[spice quail]

In a day, might be a little concerning

[grim edge]

rating?

[south timber]

A day it’s like 2h

[sharp anvil]

I had 16hr YouTube yesterday because it was a break day so I was watching couple of movies

[acoustic mason]

I have YouTube in the background for my whole work day

Or twitch

[static latch]

1700

[graceful lintel]

Im addicted to discrd smth

[grim edge]

sure

[south timber]

Exactly it’s not like you can’t do two things at once lol

[spice quail]

You mean you bought and watched movies on YouTube?

People actually use that?

[sharp anvil]

no, free movies there are tons to watch

[static latch]

https://play.chess.com/zHj38

[graceful lintel]

Imagine using that💀

[gray heron]

i think i have mastered my tilt

[spice quail]

Oh yeah, fair enough

[sharp anvil]

yea

[graceful lintel]

[minor gazelle]

never said anything about how I have a life

[south timber]

I watched the new equaliser 3, absolutely trash

[spice quail]

That much is obvious

[acoustic mason]

I got like £100 in play store credit after Google killed stadia. So I kinda have to use it to get the value of that money back

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[spice quail]

[compact mantle]

Fr

[lament jacinth]

Uh

[compact mantle]

Nahh it was great wym

I haven’t watched the first two

But imo it was very enjoyable

[lament jacinth]

Que

[compact mantle]

The Equalizer 3

[minor gazelle]

I also take 2 science ap's so I have a negative life

[south timber]

Compared to the first one, there’s basically no action at all

[compact mantle]

Ahh I haven’t watched the first two movies

[nimble niche]

could you believe that for some time last year, my repertoire was ruy lopez as white, French against e4 and nimzo/bogo against d4 as black instead of wayward queen, scandi and englund?

[compact mantle]

I just thought Denzel was badass bruh

[spice quail]

[compact mantle]

I mean it aint a bad repertoire

[minor gazelle]

wym clueless

[compact mantle]

Scandi can be tricky

So that woulda been valid

[south timber]

Would you rate it higher than John wick? Assuming you’ve watched all of them

[compact mantle]

I’ve watched 1,2 and 4

[south timber]

John wick feels immortal at times lmao

[spice quail]

[compact mantle]

But I’d say John wick is more action packed

[nimble niche]

I play main line pianissimo Italian otb because wayward queen doesn't work as well when my opponent has time to think

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[south timber]

Yeah but it’s also kinda stupid because bro doesn’t take any damage lol

[compact mantle]

Yeah I get that

[nimble niche]

I used to actually care about openings when I was hardstuck 1800

[compact mantle]

True that’s why I think Equalizer is more badass

He’s vulnerable still

[nimble niche]

Openings don't really matter much to me now

and I got lazy so I quit playing theoretical openings

[compact mantle]

And he still goes talking shit to ppl with guns faced at him

[compact mantle]

London?

[nimble niche]

I will never stoop that low

[compact mantle]

Reti?

[grim edge]

Ive been playing speed chess today on lichess

Its really fun

[south timber]

Once I finish work I can play chess again

[junior rose]

knight is the best piece.

[nimble niche]

I dislike the idea of playing known openings that everyone knows how to play

[south timber]

I can’t work and play chess because then nothing will get done lol

[grim edge]

Rook literally exists

[nimble niche]

I sometimes even play the crab just to really test my opponent's middlegame strategy

[compact mantle]

Then what do you play

[junior rose]

nah knight always comes in clutch

[compact mantle]

[grim edge]

And then Anish Giri sacrifices THE ROOK

[compact mantle]

What’s your rating

Oh yeah

[toxic lintel]

The roooooook

[compact mantle]

You’re that german dude

[nimble niche]

I don't really care much about online chess anymore because it's too repetitive

[compact mantle]

I hear ya

[grim edge]

Youre playing too much

[bright folio]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[nimble niche]

I'm not german though

[south timber]

Everyone say their bullet ratings, go

[compact mantle]

Oh🤣

[bright folio]

[compact mantle]

I swear your cc acc had a german flag

[grim edge]

/profile

[grim edge]

/profile

[south timber]

I ain’t doing that for everyone

[grim edge]

Why it not work

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> igorlion69

This is the Chess.com profile of igorlion69. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1040 (peak)
Blitz: 808 (peak)
Bullet: 708 (peak)

[grim edge]

Its 1150 on lichess

[junior rose]

rookie numbers

[real pulsar]

280💀

[nimble niche]

It never did. I think you might be thinking about the times when I was speaking german here

[compact mantle]

Could be

[nimble niche]

I'm not german, I'm just learning the language at school

[stable mirage]

2200

[south timber]

My bullet rating is 1750 😦

[compact mantle]

Ohhh

[grim edge]

Is 1150 bullet on Lichess good

[nimble niche]

miserable

[stable mirage]

it’s about as good as shinmen

[compact mantle]

I mostly play on mobile

So I don’t play bullet often

[nimble niche]

I play on mobile too

[compact mantle]

Bc only one premove at a time

[grim edge]

What

[south timber]

It was like 1800+ but I been getting cooked last few games

[stable mirage]

bullet is fun on phone

[nimble niche]

not if you're losing

[compact mantle]

But lack of consecutive premoves sucks

[stable mirage]

play lichess

[nimble niche]

I play on browser so I have multiple premoves

[compact mantle]

No they also only have one premove at a time

[stable mirage]

exactly

[compact mantle]

Smart

[stable mirage]

ur not at a disadvantage

[nimble niche]

I can't find my way around the app so I don't like it

I'm so used to the browser

[compact mantle]

Fair

[minor gazelle]

it's also fun with glass next to you

[stable mirage]

destroying Rubik’s cubes is fun

[compact mantle]

App is okay imo

[minor gazelle]

it's fun doing so but getting grounded's not

[gloomy vector]

Why isn’t adding more pressure to the knight better?

[real pulsar]

I just had a game and stockfish said that both me and my opponent played like 100

[stable mirage]

Be2

[compact mantle]

More german

[gloomy vector]

Helps me improve my language skills lol

[stable mirage]

computer like the open file better ig

[compact mantle]

Ja das war richtig

[nimble niche]

dsb development, I assume

[compact mantle]

Ich habe mein Komputerspiele auch auf Französisch gesetzt

I hope that was correct

[nimble niche]

Is it Komputerspielen or Computerspielen?

[south timber]

I thought we’re only allowed to speak the Kings English here?

[compact mantle]

Idk germans love a K

I know that much lmao

[nimble niche]

It's spelt with a c not k

[compact mantle]

But idk abt computer

Ah okay

[nimble niche]

I just checked

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[compact mantle]

Carlbot L

[south timber]

L

[compact mantle]

He really should be replaced by Albert

[nimble niche]

also wouldn't it be meine Computerspiele because it's plural?

[compact mantle]

I wouldn’t be able to tell you that if my life depended on it lmao

I just remember some words

Grammar is long gone from my memory

[south timber]

Where are you from sir?

[compact mantle]

The Netherlands

[south timber]

Finally I can use the saying

[south timber]

Kneuken in de keuken

[compact mantle]

I got taught german in middle school

[compact mantle]

Quite the sentence you’ve ‘cooked up’ there

[south timber]

I say that to every Dutch person lol

[compact mantle]

Lmao I bet it gets some funny reactions

[south timber]

To what extent can you understand Afrikaans?

[compact mantle]

I remember back in elementary when we used to dare someone to say sayings like that every day💀

[south timber]

95%?

[compact mantle]

About 90% yeah

[nimble niche]

how many years of high school are languages mandatory for?

[compact mantle]

I have to say it’s been a while since I’ve heard it tho

[static latch]

gg

[grim edge]

gg

hello

wp

[compact mantle]

Depends on your level

[static latch]

i really messed up the f4 game

[south timber]

I learned French in school

[nimble niche]

for me, it's only mandatory for 2 years but I'm choosing to continue

[compact mantle]

So we have three levels/rankings in middleschool-highschool

[south timber]

And I learned French for about 3 years

[grim edge]

i was trying f4

[static latch]

i messed up the caro game and the f4 game

[grim edge]

i know someone who is 2600 and plays f4

[static latch]

f4 nh6 is a move

[grim edge]

yeah ik

I was trying new things

[compact mantle]

The highest ranking requires you to learn one extra language for 6 years total, so from middleschool till finals

[grim edge]

I suck at time pressure

[compact mantle]

But the middle one you only need dutch and english

[static latch]

lol

me too dont worry

[compact mantle]

Same for the ‘lower’ ranking

[south timber]

French is common to learn in NL?

[grim edge]

the f4 game was wild lmao

[static latch]

lol

[compact mantle]

Yes

[nimble niche]

I've never been to Europe before

[static latch]

the mate was cool tho

[grim edge]

ye

[compact mantle]

More people pick german tho

Over French

[nimble niche]

what about danish?

[compact mantle]

It wasn’t an option for me

[south timber]

Danish isn’t really useful

[nimble niche]

my school offers 5 different languages

[compact mantle]

But it could be that some schools offer it specifically for their region

[nimble niche]

except English

[compact mantle]

Lego

[static latch]

I DIDNT SEE THE HANGING ROOK IN F4 GAME @grim edge

[compact mantle]

Yeesh

[south timber]

I’d rather learn Swedish, Danish pronunciation is something else

[digital phoenix]

how the turns have tabled

[compact mantle]

Tbh I’m not rlly interested in Scandinavia regardless

[static latch]

wait whats ur elo

[nimble niche]

danish would probably never be useful to me

[compact mantle]

I prefer French, Italian, Spanish

[compact mantle]

Likely not yes

[digital phoenix]

2400

[south timber]

I guess the two most useful romance languages would be Spanish and Portuguese to an extent

[static latch]

no wonder kekw

[digital phoenix]

abandoned cc clan heheheha

[nimble niche]

What about French?

[static latch]

true lmao

[compact mantle]

Yes if you want to pick up a brazilian chick🌝

[digital phoenix]

i got into a global top 40 war clan

[compact mantle]

Portugues is important!!

[south timber]

It’s useful somewhat

[compact mantle]

French is fun imo

It’s the most posh of the ‘romance’ languages

[south timber]

I’d rather learn the more elegant Italian

[nimble niche]

French just never appealed to me last year when we got to try the 5 languages offered for 8 weeks each

[grim edge]

I meant to play ke2

[south timber]

It’s the same for going on holiday, I’d choose Italy over France every day of the week

[grim edge]

f4 is actually good if you know all the theory

[compact mantle]

French doesn’t really have a lot of depth to it

[nimble niche]

I'd rather travel to Italy than France for a holiday

[compact mantle]

That’s fair

[cerulean stirrup]

Pizza

[compact mantle]

I’d say France as a country has few pro’s

[south timber]

And I also prefer Italian people tbh

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hellmo-pizza-creed-hellmo-pizza-hellmo-creed-gif-26018398

[compact mantle]

It’s just a stale country

And Paris sucks

[cerulean stirrup]

But the food sure is delicious

[compact mantle]

Baguette

[cerulean stirrup]

But no one can top Italian style pizza

[south timber]

The passion in Italy is unmatched, I’ve only seen it in Argentina but there’s so much Italian influence there it doesn’t surprise me

[compact mantle]

Actually, the pizza baker can🌝

[cerulean stirrup]

What that?

[nimble niche]

The first European country I'll ever visit might be Germany or Austria for school

[cerulean stirrup]

Also I heard one time some guy scraped something in the colessium the Italian government tracked them down

[south timber]

Don’t overlook places like Hungary and Czech Republic, definitely worth visiting

[compact mantle]

A pizza baker tops a pizza 🤌

[cerulean stirrup]

Wrong country

[cerulean stirrup]

What is a pizza baker

[compact mantle]

The guy who makes pizzas bruh

[nimble niche]

The school would definitely not organise any trips there

[south timber]

Pizza maker lol

[nimble niche]

It will likely be Germany or Austria if there are any school trips for the German class

[south timber]

Pizzaiolo

[compact mantle]

Same thing🤣

I work at an italian restaurant

I did not know my colleagues were pizza aioli

[cerulean stirrup]

I know how to whip up a good pizza to be honest

[worthy flume]

Dumbest muslip ever

[compact mantle]

Me too😎

[worthy flume]

Mouseslip*

[south timber]

I love napoletana pizza

[cerulean stirrup]

The secret is to put alot of cheese into the dough and fold it on itself and do what usually do for pizza

[grim edge]

what do white players usually do against nf6? do they usually go into nimzo, anti nimzo or something random from your experience?

[cerulean stirrup]

And bam! Pizza with the advertised cheese stretch

[compact mantle]

Like calzone?

[cerulean stirrup]

Mhm

[compact mantle]

Nice

That’s good fr

[south timber]

But is it better than the napoletana

[cerulean stirrup]

Here is how you do it

[compact mantle]

It depends on the player, but most ppl play Nf3

[cerulean stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KcbdHrI75iQ?si=CUg2VvKWliuE82YJ

Also I switched from Hawaiian pizza to pepperoni pizza

[compact mantle]

Albert is a goat

[cerulean stirrup]

Yes

[grim edge]

i mean you got flagged

[grim edge]

like immediately? or after c4

[compact mantle]

On move 3

So after e6 Nf6 already happened

[grim edge]

yeah, the anti nimzo, its so much more painful

[worthy flume]

Yep i know but i still would lose because i accidentally made knight

[grim edge]

its a draw

nvm

if he didnt promote with check it wouldve been a draw

is there any way to prevent transposing into queens gambit if they play anti-nimzo(nf3)

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

why are you learning opening if you are below 1000

[graceful lintel]

Just learn basic u don't need to go into that deep

[grim edge]

i mean if anyone knows the answer

[graceful lintel]

Bruh

[grim edge]

After d4 nf6 c4 e6 nf3 you mean?

yes

It's already a qg

that's the anti nimzo

if you play d5 it's queens

like nc3 is the nimzo which I prefer playing but the anti nimzo you can't really get around it.. it looks like queens indian defense is an option but it's an entire different thing. what should I play to avoid theory, then?

[clear shoal]

Any other better puzzle websites for chess?

[graceful lintel]

Cc

If u have membership

[sleek zealot]

he said other

[graceful lintel]

Lichess is alr but it's puzzles doesn't look practical

[wise lantern]

Im nearing 1000 elo which isn't a bad thing, but the last 5 opponents i played against managed to waste full 10 minutes on the most obvious moves and just wasted so much of my time in general

[graceful lintel]

1k is bad

[sleek zealot]

its not that bad

[graceful lintel]

I was jk its probably better than 85% of the world

Which is quite good

[south timber]

Yes

[nimble niche]

A 1k is a beginner who understands the very basics of chess and can find free pieces sometimes

[graceful lintel]

He spent solid 7 sec on this move

Ded chat

[nimble niche]

I've seen worse from higher rated players

[graceful lintel]

[slender oasis]

[graceful lintel]

Chat is actually ded

[south timber]

A sad day

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[slender oasis]

Can’t always be alive

[grim edge]

true

[silk stag]

so is discord but go on...

[bright folio]

[runic sky]

im cracked

[slender oasis]

very nice

[runic sky]

damn youre good

[slender oasis]

This is probably my best game from the past 2 days, and the brilliant move I know from the position anyway

[runic sky]

@slender oasis

this was a couple days ago i think

i mated him

u wanna run one rn?

a 10 min unrated

[oblique cairn]

92% accuracy?

[runic sky]

yeee

[oblique cairn]

bro why are 1800 playing at 70% accuracy

tables have turned

[runic sky]

idk

[mint yew]

2 days ago

[runic sky]

im new to chess

[runic sky]

W bro

[mint yew]

22. Rxg3 was the Brilliant move

[runic sky]

i just got a brilliant an hour ago

a few hours ago actually

whats your rapid rating? @mint yew

[mint yew]

1431

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88511430115 Did my opponent cheat in this game?

[worn ice]

Akshayshett (2006) vs. Togishere (2035)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. d4 d5 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. Nf3 e6 6. fxe6 Bxe6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Bb5 Bd6 9. Ne5 Bxe5 10. dxe5 Ng4 11. Nd2 Ngxe5 12. Re1 Qd6 13. Qe2 O-O-O 14. Bxc6 Nxc6 15. Qxe6+ Qxe6 16. Rxe6 Nd4 17. Re5 Nxc2 18. Rb1 Rhe8 19. f4 Rxe5 20. fxe5 Kd7 21. b4 Ke6 22. Nf3 h6 23. Rb2 Na3 24. Re2 Nc4 25. Nd4+ Ke7 26. g4 Rf8 27. Nf5+ Kd8 28. Nxg7 Rg8 29. Bxh6 

[runic sky]

u wanna play a 10 min unrated ?

[mint yew]

Your 2000 tho so idk

[mint yew]

Nah am reviewing for mid-term exams

[runic sky]

ight goid luck

[mint yew]

But am procrastinating

[runic sky]

haha i feel u

[digital phoenix]

isnt that normal

[blazing ore]

i got tilted by like 20 elo and decided to go HOG RIDAAAAA mode
that was a... uhm like so back and then a very forth game

[grim edge]

How does chess work

[blazing ore]

put the opponent's king in a position where no matter the opponent's next move you can take their king (checkmate)

for simplicity, just to take the opponents king

[grim edge]

I’m new be

[blazing ore]

each of the 6 types of pieces has its own moveset

[grim edge]

Which is king

[echo kestrel]

What's your rating?

[blazing ore]

i reccomend wattching this tutorial on chess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXcfS0UDlI

[mint yew]

[grim edge]

I never played chess beforeee

This complicated

[elfin belfry]

whats a good move in this position

[blazing ore]

i sent you a video on the basic rules of chess
its not that complex
on the tip of the iceberg, that is

[toxic lintel]

[mint yew]

23. fxg3, Bc5+ 24. Rf2 Qb5 (f6 Best move but i played Qb5)

[neon parrot]

Any tips to get out of the 1200-1300 level to the 1400-1500 level
❓

[toxic lintel]

Don't blunder😎

[grim edge]

i can barely understand

☠️

[neon parrot]

Understand what

[grim edge]

chess

[neon parrot]

Nobody does, we all suck

[grim edge]

wanna plaay

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

i need a helper

[nimble niche]

@compact mantle my school just confirmed today via email that year 9 and 10 German students will get to tour Germany

[neon parrot]

What is your rating

[grim edge]

played 4 matches

2 of them someone resigned

2 got checkmated

[neon parrot]

I'm probably not that good of a helper since im only 1270 but maybe i can help

[mint yew]

Chess speaks for itself
-Hans M. Nieman

[grim edge]

dm

[mint yew]

You can help, im 1431 buti teached my whole class chess

[oblique cairn]

cuz i see 900 elos playing with 90% accuracies

[blazing ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXcfS0UDlI already sent this video, did you watch it

[neon parrot]

How long do you play for

[blazing ore]

i once had a 100% game as an 800

[grim edge]

my head hurts listening

[mint yew]

6 months now

[oblique cairn]

what

[blazing ore]

(yes i was playing as black and whites second move was qh5, why?)

[mint yew]

Mine as a 1400

[neon parrot]

Same

[graceful lintel]

[neon parrot]

I see you progressed really fast because of your puzzles

[graceful lintel]

Chats sus frfrrfrrr

[toxic lintel]

Very sussy

[mint yew]

How you know

[blazing ore]

chess is p2w 😭
bruh when will chess roll out a f2p-focused update why do you have to pay for puzzles

[neon parrot]

I have around 1200 games in my account but im only 1400 in puzzles

Sadly I dont have premium

[blazing ore]

and yeah chess' last update just added en passant which to this day confuses players
and that update was centuries ago

[mint yew]

Me too

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[blazing ore]

bruh when chess good updaet

[neon parrot]

You do them on lichess right

[mint yew]

Yes, most of the time but also in chess.com

[graceful lintel]

Lichess puzzles don't make sense

[mint yew]

Yep

[neon parrot]

How many did you do

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

Anyone up? (Below 1000)

[graceful lintel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[tropic plaza]

Wusuup

[graceful lintel]

More realistic than my life

[slender oasis]

I had a 100% awhile back, it was a Sicilian game

[tropic plaza]

Where are you v i miss you

[slender oasis]

I was 1100? I think

[grim edge]

dawg

[grim edge]

No

[tropic plaza]

You aint even real

[tropic plaza]

What

[neon parrot]

Bro I wish I was 1400

[graceful lintel]

Fr i should use discord bit less

[slender oasis]

I’ve been playing with 80s and 90s past few days

[tropic plaza]

💀

[slender oasis]

For sure if ur still here

[grim edge]

I wish I was bagnus Nakamura

[graceful lintel]

Doofus has like 8 hr discord screentime

[slender oasis]

I played 8 hours the other day

[graceful lintel]

8hr on a single app?💀

[grim edge]

Bruh what 💀

[slender oasis]

chess, yeah. nd that’s nothin.

[neon parrot]

It melts your brain so much, from experience

[slender oasis]

i spent 70 hours in 1 week on a game called wwe supercard

[tropic plaza]

Thats like your average minimum wage work

[slender oasis]

yeah.

[echo kestrel]

Managed to draw this position with 1.1 seconds left

[slender oasis]

my man

[neon parrot]

Thats disgusting

[toxic lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[toxic lintel]

It's not even 10k fr

[slender oasis]

I know the time period though, i played the hours i did during ronin

[neon parrot]

I have like 16k hours on fortnite though, I cant be saying shit

This game is good

[toxic lintel]

I played off and on since like 2016

[slender oasis]

I quit earlier this year, and it was a good decision

Quit before my 9 year anniversary

[echo kestrel]

2100 blunders queen on move 3

[tropic plaza]

Shit it revealed my name

Fck oh god

[graceful lintel]

I saw that

[toxic lintel]

[slender oasis]

Found it

[grim edge]

I saw your name

[graceful lintel]

5hr 3 mins+ur name

[covert lodge]

hi

[tropic plaza]

This is shit

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Thanks for the name

[toxic lintel]

I don't even remember it

[worn ice]

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[tropic plaza]

Fcking apple revealing my name

[graceful lintel]

Discordians have no life