💬〡general-off-topic

[lofty oracle]

CC is chesscom?

[sharp anvil]

@scenic arch enters the chat

[little elm]

mainly because i dont play most of the time controls much

[analog carbon]

Anyone up for a game of chess?

[little elm]

imagine playing chess

[lofty oracle]

So anyone of my level ask me for chess game i dont have time for 10 minute i can play less than that

[scenic arch]

I'm not magnus

[little elm]

hi not magnus

[lofty oracle]

3 minute and 1 minute are my favourite mode

[nova verge]

legends have all the time in the world??

[analog carbon]

How do u think so quick

[sharp anvil]

Mr Not MAGNUS

[lofty oracle]

No I am a very busy making other people legend

[analog carbon]

I can't seem to switch to 5 mins

I'm stuck at 10

[nova verge]

Sign me up!

[sharp galleon]

I'm too slow for bullet, so only 2300

[lofty oracle]

Ok I can teach XD

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Liam Clery (liamclery2020)

This is the Chess.com profile of liamclery2020. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Liam Clery (liamclery2020)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1867 (1878 peak)
Blitz: 2114 (2160 peak)
Bullet: 2501 (2620 peak)

[sharp galleon]

even at the fastest I can only play at 0,8 seconds per move wihtout pre-move

[lofty oracle]

Is a free training you try be a legend

[nova verge]

Okay how much / hour???

[scenic arch]

@lofty oracle I'm not saying shit here but. everyone bragging he's better than anyone here is usually a cheater

[lofty oracle]

I also play a bullet chess

And any other time of chess

[scenic arch]

bullet doesn't prevent cheating

[nova verge]

OKay I am ready to start.

[little elm]

no one would ever cheat in bullet

[lofty oracle]

I am not cheater XD

[scenic arch]

people actually do

[lofty oracle]

@little elm Let us play I defeat you then you tell them I am a real

[scenic arch]

yeah just saying

[little elm]

ok

[lofty oracle]

Got it haha send me friend request

[flat gyro]

What?? How???

[lofty oracle]

Send me link of lichess in a dm

[lament jacinth]

Engines

[nova verge]

Will do later. At work now.

[little elm]

lichess

[lofty oracle]

Make sure 🙂

[little elm]

this is the chess.com server

[boreal cosmos]

lol

[flat gyro]

When I try to cheat in bullet i just flag >:( /s

[lofty oracle]

I dont have anything to play XD

[nova verge]

👍🏼

[lofty oracle]

On my pc I only have a lichess links to help me play chess

[little elm]

https://lichess.org/1E6LlKZO

[lament jacinth]

Um admitting to being a cheater in the chess.com server 💀

[little elm]

😩

is that you

[lofty oracle]

Yes

[flat gyro]

👀

[lament jacinth]

Also, to cheat in bullet, you hook up a chess engine to make moves for you at the rate you want it to

[flat gyro]

Isn't that a bot

What about overlays

[boreal cosmos]

lichess link dud

[lament jacinth]

Ikr thats so cringe markus

[flat gyro]

Lichess >>

[lament jacinth]

get out

[little elm]

ok i won

[lofty oracle]

@little elm 1 more

[little elm]

nah

[lament jacinth]

understandably

[lofty oracle]

You got a bit lucky

[little elm]

did I?

[flat gyro]

"Im a friend to all" "Never hate"

[lament jacinth]

The man is 2600

[lofty oracle]

Yes 1 more game prove everything

[flat gyro]

Be kind, be respectful

[lofty oracle]

If I win we do final, if you win I agree you a good player

[lament jacinth]

I am a friend to all. And as your friend. I'm telling you to get out. Respectfully amd nicely

[little elm]

😩

one more

[flat gyro]

😠

[lofty oracle]

Ok goodluck XD

[little elm]

https://lichess.org/NHFHUQBl

[lofty oracle]

Yes it is a me

[lament jacinth]

Thought you were smart quoting me,

checkmate

[kindred cipher]

https://lichess.org/M8eIYNJj

[lament jacinth]

Who is that for

[kindred cipher]

Anyone - it's down though

[lament jacinth]

And sir you're in the wrong server

The lichess server is that way

[little elm]

ggs

[lofty oracle]

Ok wow you a strong player

[little elm]

i would guess 1900 lichess?

[lofty oracle]

No I am a higher of rating

[lament jacinth]

That's like, 1300cc

[lofty oracle]

@little elm Can we do 1 more

[little elm]

no

[lofty oracle]

One more chance I should hv get

[flat gyro]

u

[lament jacinth]

liam clery could beat me blindfolded while simultaneously playing 5 other people in chess

[little elm]

play someone else

91 accuracy?

[lofty oracle]

I want to defeat you

[lament jacinth]

You won't

[little elm]

you had 2 chances

[lofty oracle]

I am second best in this server now

Let us see

[flat gyro]

Really?

[lament jacinth]

No youre not

[little elm]

play him

[flat gyro]

Wut

[lofty oracle]

@little elm I only play strong player

[lament jacinth]

We have like 3 international masters in this server

[flat gyro]

💀

[lofty oracle]

I want to defeat you

[little elm]

i am actually playing good bullet for once :P

[lofty oracle]

One last one

[little elm]

no

[lofty oracle]

Yes you just scared

[lament jacinth]

I can assure you you're not the second best player

[little elm]

i am terrified

[flat gyro]

Childish provocation

[lofty oracle]

Let us do goodluck

Send 1 last time

[proud badger]

Allo chat

[flat gyro]

https://lichess.org/2jBPABQE

1v1 me legend

[compact mantle]

What’s your rating?

[lament jacinth]

Hes like 2k on lichess kekw

So probably 1500 on cc

[compact mantle]

Bro was claiming to be second best

[flat gyro]

I'm not even 2k lc 🗿

[south timber]

Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

[lament jacinth]

I am, and I'm 1520 💀

[flat gyro]

My lc and cc values are within 100 of each other

[stable jungle]

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[boreal cosmos]

[compact mantle]

there goes my lichess ego

[flat gyro]

Hey

Whos playing me

[compact mantle]

I thought 2150 was good🫠

[lament jacinth]

People just play bad moves on lichess

[compact mantle]

Tru

[flat gyro]

Bruh

[compact mantle]

But on cc too

[flat gyro]

Who just played me

[compact mantle]

Ppl rlly play dumb sometimes

[south timber]

What happened

[compact mantle]

Me too tho ig

[lament jacinth]

Some 1900 guy on lichess I 1v1d hung like 3 of his peices

[flat gyro]

Someone clicked my link

[flat gyro]

Was that you

[south timber]

I gathered that but did you win or not

[lament jacinth]

How could I 1v1 myself genius

[flat gyro]

They hung their queen on move 9 and resigned on move 11

[little elm]

is the trash talker still here

[compact mantle]

2000’s on cc still blunder regularly tbf

[lofty oracle]

@flat gyro Ok send

[compact mantle]

If u count me yes😎

[little elm]

legends

[lofty oracle]

I was a afk for sometime

[flat gyro]

K

[little elm]

this might be close

[flat gyro]

https://lichess.org/YLzMMv87

[lament jacinth]

I doubt it, I bet vy is gonna win

[little elm]

when playing these people you never really know how good they are

[compact mantle]

1980 Ö

[stable mirage]

lichen

[lament jacinth]

No one asked nerd

[little elm]

1/3 of the time they are 600, 1/3 of the time they are 2000ish, 1/3 of the time they are cheating

[lament jacinth]

True

[compact mantle]

Sad reality

Y’all why is a mountain chicken

[fleet sigil]

0.1% chance they're a high elo smurf

[flat gyro]

Gg

[compact mantle]

Not a chicken

[lofty oracle]

Is a gg

[flat gyro]

I'm ass 😔

[lofty oracle]

No that just opening error haha

[flat gyro]

Wp

[lofty oracle]

You is a good

[little elm]

i hopefully should beat most of those people

[flat gyro]

Blud i made like 15 blunders

[lofty oracle]

Ok i beat your friend

[little elm]

that game was questionable

[lofty oracle]

Now rematch

[little elm]

didn’t rate whites play

[lament jacinth]

Moon playing on a 1k elo account is coming for you

[flat gyro]

Why does engine say I made 1 blunder 💀

[sharp anvil]

40 ppl was watching it

[lofty oracle]

Wow haha I am famous XD

[little elm]

moon, the famous 2700 rated WCM

[compact mantle]

Fr

Aint he 2200 now?

[lofty oracle]

@little elm Ok send challenge let us do it

[sharp anvil]

some one is live ig now

[honest mirage]

there are IMs how are you better than them

[lofty oracle]

I am best

[little elm]

i will play you if you beat 100 different people in this server in a row

[lament jacinth]

What's with the presentation of her title 💀

[flat gyro]

Moon is a he

[lament jacinth]

He with a WCM title

[flat gyro]

🗿

[compact mantle]

Yeah idk why he put it there

He isn’t a WCM or 2700 tho

[south timber]

I thought the moon was in space😎

[lament jacinth]

No he's 2900

[compact mantle]

Ig Moon just had to make something that stood out

[compact mantle]

no way

Moon aint titled

[lament jacinth]

Yes I think you're right, I think he's just 2900 without a title

[compact mantle]

Fr?

[lofty oracle]

No I am best you just are bit lucky chess player

[compact mantle]

Like a year ago he was abt 2000 rapid

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-avator-first-girlfriend-gif-17596762

[lament jacinth]

Bro is humorous

[little elm]

agreed

[compact mantle]

Fr

[little elm]

i am lucky chess player, you are best

[lofty oracle]

So you have to rematch me

To prove it is no luck and more skill

[compact mantle]

Nah Liam doesn’t deserve one, you’re too good

[little elm]

i just said it was luck

[lament jacinth]

He gave you his condition, beat 100 people im a row at chess

[lofty oracle]

Ok so you agree im best and legend of chess right

[little elm]

whatever you say

[lofty oracle]

So I am best of all people

[compact mantle]

Yes

[lofty oracle]

You only person who close to defeat me and that too with luck

No one with skill can defeat

[south timber]

Maybe you should try and win the lottery cause you are really lucky apparently

[lofty oracle]

I have no luck or I am grandmaster already!

[jovial vector]

🐐🐐🐐

[south timber]

😎

[lofty oracle]

So is everyone run away from me

[lament jacinth]

Yes

Especially the women

[stable mirage]

if you connected maybe more people would play

[lament jacinth]

cap

[lofty oracle]

I have no account

[lament jacinth]

Im not connected

[south timber]

Make one

[lofty oracle]

I have see you somewhere or I have see the name

[stable mirage]

indeed

[lament jacinth]

Cringe is pretty common around discord

You'll see it alot

[fickle rampart]

I like your pfp

[stable mirage]

wait shawarma??

[lofty oracle]

Oh wait you say this to me before too

[lament jacinth]

Kek

[fickle rampart]

You are trapped in time

[lofty oracle]

I am a so confuse

[south timber]

Yeah he’s from the year 3000

[lofty oracle]

I have no track of people I meet in which server

[stable mirage]

whyd u leave gc

[lament jacinth]

Personally I log every person I see on a server in a note book

[boreal cosmos]

maybe you connect

[lofty oracle]

Why, is it of any help

[lament jacinth]

Sir that doesn't help in any single way

[lament jacinth]

Which

[peak plank]

You remember me though

[nova verge]

You can post photos l8er

[lofty oracle]

To connect I have need active chess.com account which I dont even have

[fickle rampart]

If you connect then chess.com gets your SSN

[nova verge]

it easy

[lofty oracle]

No I have a forgot

[lament jacinth]

True, thats why I'm not connected

[lofty oracle]

What is SSN

[stable mirage]

gotham city

[lofty oracle]

Social security number XD?

[sullen merlin]

Hi guys! Which chat should I use to ask a question about a chess move?

[lament jacinth]

Wait gotham chess has a discord server

[stable mirage]

-.-

[tranquil crystal]

ello peeps, it's been a few months since I've chatted here

[little elm]

i left gotham server ages ago

[polar trench]

fr

[little elm]

too many everyone pings

[lofty oracle]

We use NISS here in Belgium

[little elm]

idc if he is streaming

[stable mirage]

you can disable them

[lament jacinth]

U probably got the wrong shawarma lmao

[little elm]

and people there are toxic

[stable mirage]

no this is the right shawarma

[little elm]

average gothamchess server member is probably trolling or cheating

or both

[lofty oracle]

Gothamcity people having no real skill in chess they just bad at chess

Some people ok but most all trash in chess

[stable mirage]

.-.

[little elm]

do i count as ok to such strong player as you?

[sleek oriole]

who knows what kind of math this is

[blissful nova]

math math

[lofty oracle]

You ok decent player but most of it lucky

[grim edge]

want to play?

[sleek oriole]

sure

[lofty oracle]

I am best chess of all time

[near karma]

Fantastic

[grim edge]

?

OH MY GOD I GOT MY COMPUTER WORKING AGAIN

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-toons-cartoons-nicktoons-animation-gif-12748611108999027960

[stone quiver]

thanks gor the info

[grim edge]

kindergarten math

[light cosmos]

@everyone I have bad news

[grim edge]

i’m dying before i reach that level of math

[light cosmos]

I’m now 853 Elo road to 1000

I’m rusty 💀

[green sentinel]

<500 rated

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

ok so im currently watching breaking bad with thigh highs on

what does that say of me

[covert cosmos]

wh

[toxic lintel]

I'm rewatching tokyo ghoul

[latent pebble]

Don’t watch bb

[grim edge]

it says that you’re interested in the ending of the first episode

[grim edge]

TERRIBLE ADVICE EVER GIVEN ‼️

[candid river]

How do I put images I got a brilliant move?

[grim edge]

im on the pilot rn

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

oh then you’re gonna love the ending

[grim edge]

are we ignoring the first part

[latent pebble]

Breaking bad is good but he’s not a good fit

[grim edge]

yes

[candid river]

So I have to wait another week 🫤

[grim edge]

great

[acoustic mason]

why do so many people disconnect in losing positions, just resign

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

breaking bad is the best show ever im jealous you get to see it for the first time

[runic sky]

is 700 rapid ass?

[gleaming field]

hello

[grim edge]

yes

[runic sky]

for learning 3 months ago

[grim edge]

im more happy abt the latter

[grim edge]

yes

[runic sky]

wait i just checked your profile nvm 😂 @grim edge

"it/them" opinion rejected

dont know if thats a joke or not

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/costume-pet-lover-cat-fashion-gif-23841599

[runic sky]

say what you were gonna say i saw you typing then stop 😂😂 @grim edge

[toxic lintel]

Sleep about to be so good

[grim edge]

you obsessed

[runic sky]

lol ok "it/them" @grim edge

[grim edge]

i played for a year to get to 600

don’t feel bad for yourself

[grim edge]

get a life lmao

[runic sky]

yeah ik i dont think its that bad this "it/them" has gotta be joking or some shit @grim edge

[runic sky]

says the person who calls themself an it youre literally a social reject

[grim edge]

i mean he has to right?

i’ve never really saw them this mad

[runic sky]

its not a he its an "it"

i seriously dont know if thats a joke or not 😂

[grim edge]

imma try my best not to get into this 💀

[runic sky]

u plateuing at 600? @grim edge

[toxic lintel]

Ur 600? :0

[runic sky]

i was and then i started playing less but doing better when i did

[toxic lintel]

I'm 400, but ik en passant😎

[runic sky]

like instead of 30 games a day like 5 games a day

💀

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144493326893072394/1149062395264774204/9AE9AB44-8050-40E0-A258-9E18AF0DB6DE.gif

[runic sky]

how you premium and not even 300

[toxic lintel]

Free trial

[grim edge]

is this right

[toxic lintel]

It ends on sunday😔

[toxic lintel]

Lol all of them is right accept B

Who made that question😹

Huh

[wise portal]

me

i made it why whats wrong w it

[toxic lintel]

When u think about it I guess the rest other than D is kinda wrong, I'm not sure if the internet was solely made for distributing digital media

[grim edge]

yea

i agree ill put that

[toxic lintel]

Idk about A tho, can u distribute digital media without the internet?

[grim edge]

obv

[toxic lintel]

How?

[grim edge]

tv

[toxic lintel]

Like cable?

[grim edge]

yea

[toxic lintel]

I guess that makes sense

[grim edge]

is this right

[toxic lintel]

XD tricky question whoever made that

[grim edge]

yea

[grim edge]

like its not the right answer but the most right answer imo

[toxic lintel]

D again for the next question

Wikipedia is known for being collaborative

[grim edge]

pick what seems right to you

[grim edge]

no idea

and that obviously seems right since people mainly post pictures and videos of cats on here

theyre all right

not B

its free to use tho

[toxic lintel]

What distiguinsishes it from other info websites

So D😎

[grim edge]

oj

bro

i didnt even read the question im a dumbass

[grim edge]

what abt this

[toxic lintel]

What do they mean by digital media? Like anything digital like pictures or vids?

[grim edge]

ye

[frigid skiff]

playstation dropped an insane state of play

[toxic lintel]

I guess B, interactive digital media, if I look up cat I get cat, so it's delivering me content in response to my actions

[grim edge]

ye

[toxic lintel]

What was it about? Good enough for me to get a ps5?🤔

[grim edge]

i feel like A fits more

no wait B

[frigid skiff]

there were two very hyped titles which were spiderman 2 and final fantasy 7 remastered

[toxic lintel]

I thought A at first to

[frigid skiff]

was it final fantasy 7 remastered? I can't remember

[grim edge]

is this right

[toxic lintel]

Another Spiderman :0

[grim edge]

man i have never had a tv to play games on

i never played minecraft:(

[toxic lintel]

Unless u have notes this is an easy look up with google

[grim edge]

is this shit right

[toxic lintel]

What do they mean by traditional media

What class is this?😹

[grim edge]

digital media

[grim edge]

its like media before screens

[toxic lintel]

Newspapers were free I'm pretty sure, like the daily, or u could buy them, they were also educational, told u about the news so u learned, interactive cause they had crossword and they were free sometimes

[grim edge]

interactive seems like the best pick tbh

[toxic lintel]

Persuasive? They both can be Persuasive if their trying to convince u about something

[grim edge]

nooooo

[toxic lintel]

Gg

Whoever made those questions and answers are strange😹

[grim edge]

10

[toxic lintel]

How old is the teacher?

[vague sluice]

How is everyone

[grim edge]

i think 60?

nah theyre whack

[boreal cosmos]

[toxic lintel]

Yea the questions were ok, it was just the answers that were wild, there were some that was right if u thought about it, but one was just more slightly right than the other

[boreal cosmos]

Its not

[toxic lintel]

Newspapers were sometimes free to, the kid who threw them at doors every morning

[toxic lintel]

Isn't it? I can search up cat for free

Or is it talking about news? And not general media

Glad I'm not in school anymore😹

[grim edge]

tf what school u go to

[boreal cosmos]

News

[toxic lintel]

XD

[grim edge]

nah😂

what country u in

same

state?

oh

[fallen wadi]

Nobody CARES!

[grim edge]

washington

u live in woodlands?

?

im in the state farthest from it

[toxic lintel]

Nvm idk my states

[grim edge]

u not from US?

[toxic lintel]

I am😭

[grim edge]

wtf

how old are u

[toxic lintel]

Yall ain't see that fr

[grim edge]

💀

hi unity

if he dont hes gotta be 11💀

[toxic lintel]

Yall saw nothing😭😭😭

[grim edge]

i once killed a man in the washington district of columbia

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

proof?

[glossy radish]

i slept an hour last night

[toxic lintel]

U tired rn?

[glossy radish]

sorta

[grim edge]

ok ill send u pictures after i put him in a trash compactor

[glossy radish]

just got back from school

[grim edge]

unity you know me well enough this isnt the wordt thing ive said

[toxic lintel]

To be fair he did just say Washington, so he could of meant DC🤷‍♂️

[glossy radish]

cook me something

[grim edge]

i think im gonna outrageously flirt with somebody rn

[toxic lintel]

Good luck

[grim edge]

ok

[glossy radish]

whismy what times it

[grim edge]

@grim edge if i had a nickel for anybody i saw as hot as u id have five cents

[toxic lintel]

[glossy radish]

u didn’t ping him

[grim edge]

do u go to tomball

@grim edge i cant seem to hold a conversation can i hold ur hand instead?

[toxic lintel]

I thought u meant flirt with someone irl

[grim edge]

who wanna help

[grim edge]

im on the bus rn u want me to go after the bus driver

[toxic lintel]

Do it rn😈

[glossy radish]

idk

[toxic lintel]

Idk the answer, on google tho look up which government agency made the internet

It's def betweent Cia and fbi tho

[glossy radish]

i am

yeah

yep

[toxic lintel]

Why would the department of energy make the internet😹

[grim edge]

do u go to tomball tho

im aware

the school

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix u should wake up and carry me in ml

[grim edge]

the answer was nasa

do u know nathaniel larimore

[glossy radish]

isnirsjfokpgslgg :(

[grim edge]

do u?

im wondering

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

yea

so u do know him?

[glossy radish]

hi doofus

[nova verge]

Touching grass

[grim edge]

u playing with me

grass

u dont know him😂

[clear sequoia]

Most people would credit DARPA (a sub-agency of the DoD), which isn't even an option here.

The Department of Energy was created in 1977, so that's out by default.
The FBI and CIA started using computers in the 70s and 80s.
NASA did use computers early on, but not really Internet.

[glossy radish]

i’m v

[grim edge]

nasa was right

the right anser*

[clear sequoia]

Yeah, as somebody who studied the history of the Internet a bit and taught on the subject, I'd say that's grossly misleading (and US-centric, of course).

[grim edge]

yh

[glossy radish]

shit i missed two questions on my test

[grim edge]

damn

??????????????????????????

[glossy radish]

i’m forever sad

[nimble niche]

just 2-1ed an FM by dirty flagging

[jovial vector]

Stupid fckin horse just standing there being useless 😒

[clear sequoia]

NASA was only formed in 1958, so it's too late to have contributed to computers. It wasn't even a member of the ARPANet! But all the other answers are clearly worse.

[grim edge]

idk then my teacher gets the tests from quizlet

so not the brightest

[sharp galleon]

Is these some American stuff I don’t get as an uncultured man

[high oasis]

can you drink it

[nova verge]

Let me try!

[high oasis]

yes

jk no be alive.

bailey what do you play against e4.

[nova verge]

Ducks!

[humble summit]

Yooo chickens

[grim edge]

@grim edge yo

[nova verge]

I’m not on that level yet. I started chess 2/3 weeks ago

[high oasis]

whatttt thats awesome youll love it. if you wanna beat a high level player here just play harrison. hes easy.

[nova verge]

Okay thanks I’m playing irl with my brother but he’s busy a lot

[mystic stream]

I love drinking grass

[glossy radish]

i love eating water

[glossy radish]

aww cute

[last verge]

:(

[grim edge]

Cheating in bullet is not possible it to fast

[glossy radish]

wanna share

[grim edge]

What

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy radish]

once? :( try roasted duck

[grim edge]

Cheaters always get caught on chess .com if you try to cheat in a rated game you will get caught

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

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[grim edge]

same

[candid river]

Hey

[grim edge]

To what rating nobody could cheat to 3k blitz I think

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[subtle nebula]

Hello

[subtle nebula]

Que pro

[grim edge]

Wait really isn’t that like rank 1 or something

[languid cradle]

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[subtle nebula]

Yo

[grim edge]

In what mode

[subtle nebula]

Blitz

[grim edge]

When was this

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[warm widget]

What is your favorite piece in chess

[grim edge]

When was this

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[subtle nebula]

@warm widget pawns bc they are childrens

[stable jungle]

Hey @warm widget, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

How long until he was caught

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[subtle nebula]

Baba grill

Que pro

[grim edge]

breaking bad is my favorite anime

[subtle nebula]

Lol

[grim edge]

So being titled makes it so you don’t get banned has fast

[warm widget]

@subtle nebula I am both concerned and very concerned at the same time.

[subtle nebula]

Bruh this dumb automod

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

How did they caught him

[subtle nebula]

Que pro

[crisp bough]

I don't understand why would someone cheat on chess 💀

[warm widget]

what is a que pro

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[subtle nebula]

Are you serious?

[warm widget]

I joined chess like 8 days ago

[crisp bough]

You will get caught anyway, i mean in real life game

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

?

<@&745328830649991179> 💀

[warm widget]

we have to cook

[subtle nebula]

Kid @grim edge

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nova verge]

Cook what??

[grim edge]

There is a untitled player with 2920 blitz rn 122 in world @languid cradle

[warm widget]

hamburger helper

[grim edge]

it's not even funny

[warm widget]

is what we need to cook

[nova verge]

Do you have the meat?

[warm widget]

@nova verge Yes I am Arby's

[nova verge]

Lmfaoooo

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

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[south timber]

Jesse we have to cook

[knotty wadi]

🫃

[toxic lintel]

Me rn

[grim edge]

Is that possible

[toxic lintel]

Lmao I was just dying laughing from animes levy impression😹😹

[warm widget]

Magnet Carlsten

[grim edge]

He is 2920 blitz 2817 bullet and 1671 rapid @languid cradle that is sus to have rapid that much lower

[toxic lintel]

Why shouldn't I bring da horse out then move the pawns to middle?

[fallen wadi]

I wonder when somebody asked 🧐

[toxic lintel]

[static ridge]

BRO I HATE MY LFIE

IM ON SUCH A BAD LOSING STREAK

i got to 1k finally and then i just lsot 12 games in a row

now im down to 900 again

[fallen wadi]

L

[static ridge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[toxic lintel]

If u think that's bad u should see my last game😹😹

[static ridge]

thats only one game

i lost 12 to horrific blunders

[toxic lintel]

Check out this #chess game: IceCrow02 vs JoaoGomes29 - https://www.chess.com/game/c187c619-534a-11ee-aab6-2a9ee201000f

[static ridge]

well ur 300 rated

[tropic plaza]

Mawreeee

[static ridge]

im 1000 rated and made 14 blunders in my last game

[fallen wadi]

L

[glossy radish]

bean

[toxic lintel]

Keep ur head up king

Be more like cow

[glossy radish]

moooo

[fallen wadi]

At that point just quit..

[tropic plaza]

Jgu

[glossy radish]

@zellinator

[tropic plaza]

Rawr

[glossy radish]

zelk left again smh

[static ridge]

bro u blundered ur queen twice, missed winning a knight 3 times, and he missed it every single time aswell

[toxic lintel]

[graceful idol]

Lol I be takin fat Ls lately

[swift panther]

Good

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-excited-jaguar-roar-gif-15883277

[toxic lintel]

Day in the life of a 300😎

[glossy radish]

L

[graceful idol]

Ls as in legendary games 🥴

[swift panther]

L as in your a loser

[fallen wadi]

Take a L.

that joke is old as the hieroglyphics

[swift panther]

L joke

[graceful idol]

Just like yo momma

[fallen wadi]

Still old

[swift panther]

Are you 5?

[fallen wadi]

BRO ITS ALWAYS THE 500-900s that say this 💀

[swift panther]

Omg!! <@&745328830649991179>

[fallen wadi]

Everytime

[graceful idol]

Idgaf lol I talk like once every month 😂😭

This server is a joke to me

[fallen wadi]

It’s always the beginners that be doing dat 💀

[graceful idol]

Mad cuz I could beat u

[sinful citrus]

I keep losing to 6 year olds at Chess how do I improve

[fallen wadi]

Okay GOOFY

[fallen wadi]

get gud

[swift panther]

DUMBASS YOU ARE RHE JOKE

This is exactly why discord has a age limit

[fallen wadi]

Ur probably 13 kid.

[swift panther]

Lmao

[fallen wadi]

yeah buddy.

Keep talking, keyboard warrior.

[swift panther]

Your the one thats talking tho

[glossy radish]

why y’all so mean :(

[lament jacinth]

Its very possible, with a chess engine that makes the moves automatically for you

[lapis lava]

average 3 digit elo convo

[glossy radish]

:(

[tropic plaza]

Hi v

[glossy radish]

shut up

[tropic plaza]

I mean no harm

[glossy radish]

yeah right. scram

[tropic plaza]

Im going to school today so your safe from me for atleast 6hrs

[glossy radish]

good

[tropic plaza]

But now

[glossy radish]

bye

[tropic plaza]

Bye

https://tenor.com/view/neko-neko-niiiii-chibi-imouto-anime-cat-girl-gif-14469614

Why is chat dying

Wake up mf

[pliant moth]

Check out this brilliant move: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88442951765?move=47&tab=review

[worn ice]

Lateralization (734) vs. fqweqwef (778)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. d4 e5 6. d5 Nb4 7. a3 Bf5 8. Bd2 Nxd5 9. Nxd5 Qxd5 10. Be2 O-O-O 11. O-O e4 12. Nh4 Qxd2 13. Nxf5 Qg5 14. Nd4 Bc5 15. c3 Bxd4 16. cxd4 Nf6 17. f4 exf3 18. Bxf3 Qe3+ 19. Kh1 Rxd4 20. Qb1 Ne4 21. Qc2 Rd2 22. Rae1 Nf2+ 23. Kg1 Nh3+ 24. Kh1 Qg1+ 25. Rxg1 Nf2# 

[pliant moth]

I GOT A SMOTHERED MATE WITH A QUEEN SAC

HOLY SHITE

[rigid nova]

Whats up with the "google en passant" thing I keep on seeing? If there is some joke behind it I dont get it

[spark cove]

man, people really are out there trying to strike up a conversation about our countries in 3+0

[grim edge]

@clear sequoia I think this is advertising?

[tropic plaza]

Chat dying again

[rigid nova]

.

[primal fern]

what?

[spark cove]

It's a meme, I believe it originated from reddit sub anarchy chess

[primal fern]

@grim edge hey welcome to the server, be sure to connect your account for trusted role here

[spark cove]

Beginners are often puzzled by pawns capturing sideways and making posts about it so it became a meme

not sideways but you know what I mean

[vagrant veldt]

cute

[primal fern]

yo man do you want image perms? and vc access? @spark cove

[spark cove]

i'm ok, thanks

[spark cove]

ok, just here to talk chess

[grim edge]

this guy would turn down a million dollars if he was given the option

he’s been here since may

[spark cove]

I rather keep my chess profile to myself

[grim edge]

and gotten away with it

[spark cove]

I don't see why that's such a strange concept to understand

[grim edge]

is that actually an option

i always thought you were forced to get the trusted role

[spark cove]

linking your chess account is mandatory here?

[grim edge]

@primal fern can you choose not to get trusted role?

[primal fern]

it's something we like to encourage everyone to do so that they can access the whole server

but no you are not forced. you just won't be taken as seriously

[spark cove]

well whatever

[grim edge]

that’s a big deal here

[spark cove]

kick me if you want

[grim edge]

nobody’s gonna kick you relax

[spark cove]

Not worth being here if it's forced like that

[primal fern]

you don't need to be sour about it.

[spark cove]

then stop hassling me about it

[primal fern]

but you will be taken more seriously if you are connected. just saying

there are a lot of cheaters occasionally here that's one of the reasons we encourage connecting accounts, so that mods can weed them out easier

[primal fern]

i only talked to you about it once....

[spark cove]

.

[grim edge]

bro joined when i was 7

[spark cove]

Whatever I'm done here

[primal fern]

that's a sticker just for the just joined people haha

[toxic lintel]

[grim edge]

neurolink

[primal fern]

hi break

[grim edge]

i don’t understand why can’t minors be mods

[primal fern]

is that a serious question?

[toxic lintel]

He must of really didint want to connect

[grim edge]

take it however you want to take it as

[primal fern]

surely hiding something hey

[primal fern]

minors cannot be trusted to make rational decisions is my take

[grim edge]

fair enough

[toxic lintel]

Very sussy

[primal fern]

he's still in the server

[toxic lintel]

Serva if ur still in chat what's ur elo? Am 300😎

[grim edge]

same

[primal fern]

hey welcome to the server man

[primal fern]

your elo is 1600-1700 lol not 300

[lapis brook]

!Welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @lapis brook, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[normal hatch]

They’re dumb

[grim edge]

yo

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

stop LYING

[primal fern]

oh wait you only have 3 games on your account

[lapis brook]

Your a nerd too

[grim edge]

i mean i’m a minor and i feel okay

[primal fern]

hey man did you want to connect your account for image perms and trusted role in the server?

[grim edge]

i have intense patience

[lapis brook]

They want 40 year old men to moderate discord chat

[grim edge]

ive waited months for my friend to respond

to this day i’m still waiting

[normal hatch]

nah

[lapis brook]

Wait until 40 years old

[primal fern]

what's your elo?

[normal hatch]

Aight imma skiddadle

[grim edge]

bet

i’ll be a father with two kids

[grim edge]

yo wait u listen to kanye?

[lapis brook]

And a discord mod

[normal hatch]

Ofc

[grim edge]

goated

[nova verge]

Ye

[toxic lintel]

[lapis brook]

You're a nerd

[toxic lintel]

He skidaddled

[grim edge]

You’re a nerd.*

[toxic lintel]

Me after playing pawn to c4

[lapis brook]

Chat ded?

[winged onyx]

ку

[toxic lintel]

I ded

[heavy swallow]

HI NEURO

look at this

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

This is the Chess.com profile of gmuryu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (peak)
Blitz: 805 (850 peak)
Bullet: 1003 (peak)

[lilac anvil]

Finally above 500

[fleet sigil]

that's crazy

[normal hatch]

What seasonings you got

[grim edge]

Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

[stable mirage]

reeeeee

[glossy radish]

hi

[glossy radish]

@grim edge

[dreamy star]

hey

[grim edge]

hello

[prisma cobalt]

yes

[glossy radish]

hi

[glossy radish]

moo

hi

do u ride horsies

[fleet sigil]

me personally that would never be me

[primal shore]

I rode a horse but a few weeks ago

[lime lava]

dor chan is puzzle?

[scenic arch]

hello

humans

[primal shore]

Did you just assume I'm a human???

[fleet sigil]

I'm not human

[primal shore]

Canceled

[scenic arch]

[scenic arch]

hi bae

[restive storm]

no I'm just showing a blunder I made yesterday
also don't call me that

[lime lava]

~sowwy

[primal shore]

I'm actually a nanovirus

[fleet sigil]

yo

[fleet sigil]

dor chan

[scenic arch]

sup

[restive storm]

stop

[fleet sigil]

dor chan

[restive storm]

stop

[fleet sigil]

dor chan

[lime lava]

you cant call him that bro

[restive storm]

this is what happens when you talk about 2200 chat outside of 2200 chat

[vapid schooner]

Who wanna play shotgun king : the final checkmate with me

[primal shore]

No means no

[grim edge]

door

[fleet sigil]

ngl im about to puke for typing that 3 times

[grim edge]

chan

[primal shore]

Good

[grim edge]

i’m puking typing this one right now

[glossy radish]

luky hi

[fickle rampart]

I GOT THE NEW IPHONE LOOK

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/duolingo-kidnap-green-owl-flop-tok-gif-25952212

[fleet sigil]

he got free candy

[nova verge]

I love sour patch kids

[nova verge]

That’s my go to

[fleet sigil]

resisting the urge to make the most vile joke

[nova verge]

Oh don’t! I like sour skittles too

[fleet sigil]

there's sour skittles??

[nova verge]

Omg they make my mouth bleed !

[grim edge]

iphone 15 sucks

it’s basically the iphone 14 again

[fickle rampart]

Ya I don’t plan on upgrading for a while

[fleet sigil]

I remember dipping some candy into some acid that makes things sour and regretting it

[grim edge]

not worth losing 5 dollars

[glossy radish]

it’s much better

[nova verge]

Yeah it’s pretty much all the same

[grim edge]

nah

name one thing that’s better

besides the fact all the versions have the dynamic island

[fleet sigil]

Me after buying iphone 15(the sizes changed slightly)

[glossy radish]

have what

[grim edge]

i bet in 5 years they’re not even gonna have a charging port

we’re all gonna have to use magsafe

[fickle rampart]

The notch became an island

[grim edge]

yeah they circumcised it

[glossy radish]

it’s ugly. they should remove the whole thing

[glossy radish]

titanium case

i like it light

[grim edge]

we can just buy phone cases

[glossy radish]

yeah but that’s heavy

[grim edge]

no it’s not

[glossy radish]

for me yeah

[grim edge]

not at all

[glossy radish]

i’m weak

[grim edge]

you must be weak or something

[fickle rampart]

I don’t mind it now that am used to it, but yeah it kinda is just chilling up there lol

[glossy radish]

i can barely lift a noodle stick

[grim edge]

💀

[fleet sigil]

💀

[glossy radish]

but anyways the phone case is more durable

and i believe it won’t overheat as much?

[fleet sigil]

no buyer cares about the phone case

[glossy radish]

i do

[grim edge]

everyone does

what universe are you living in

[glossy radish]

butter universe

the butter universe

[grim edge]

everyone who buys a phone will at least want three to five phone cases until you throw it in the trash

[fleet sigil]

I must live in another universe

[glossy radish]

the better butter universe

[grim edge]

yeah because his brain is smooth like butter

[glossy radish]

real

also battery life is better

[fleet sigil]

I never cared about the case

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-bts-butter-mv-smooth-like-butter-smooth-gif-21684914

[glossy radish]

i hate the new portrait zoom tho

[fleet sigil]

how much better

[glossy radish]

idr

[grim edge]

let’s just say it’s better than the iphone se third generation

[glossy radish]

good answer

[grim edge]

i bought it out of all the phones i could’ve had

[fickle rampart]

18% better battery

[fleet sigil]

so major difference?

[grim edge]

YES

[glossy radish]

very good considering i spent at least 11 hours

[fleet sigil]

not good enough, must be 100% better

[glossy radish]

make it yourself then

[fleet sigil]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

yeah chinese kids can make it so can you

[glossy radish]

i am chinese

[fleet sigil]

LMAO

[glossy radish]

i make ur goddamn iphones

[fickle rampart]

18% more time for Duolingo

[grim edge]

wait what

[glossy radish]

u heard me

[grim edge]

for 4 cents a week

[fleet sigil]

you speak ching kong?

incredible

[glossy radish]

nope

i speak viet

[fickle rampart]

Yes they beat the Duolingo course

[grim edge]

what chinese person speaks vietnamese

[glossy radish]

my family

[fleet sigil]

idk

[grim edge]

and not mandarin?

[glossy radish]

some of my family speak mandarin

[grim edge]

simplified or traditional

[fickle rampart]

Im sure a f3w

They studied it

[glossy radish]

never asked

[fickle rampart]

With the green owl

[glossy radish]

looks like traditional tho

[grim edge]

ah

[glossy radish]

wait isn’t traditional cantonese

sigh go charge

[fleet sigil]

crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.
crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[glossy radish]

dude

r you done

[grim edge]

sorry

no ban pls

[fickle rampart]

Wow juice in Russia = sock

[glossy radish]

that’s not sock

hi pixieee

[peak plank]

Hi

[fickle rampart]

The c makes s sounddd

[glossy radish]

oh

[glossy radish]

@lapis lava i found you

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[grim edge]

hmm

[lapis lava]

WTF LOL

i want some juice rn

[fleet sigil]

🤨

[glossy radish]

me too buddy

[grim edge]

cok

[grim edge]

me too i want mango flavored

[glossy radish]

russians really knew what they were doing

[grim edge]

cok

cok

[glossy radish]

sock

[lapis lava]

millimetreo

[grim edge]

that's their height

[glossy radish]

hi im v

[glossy radish]

ihysm

[grim edge]

somewhere else

[glossy radish]

where

[glossy radish]

he doesn’t want sock @lapis lava sorry

[lapis lava]

she said the same

[grim edge]

P

[glossy radish]

what

[grim edge]

e

[nova verge]

t

[grim edge]

a

[proper bronze]

I love cok, they are so juicccy

WAIT, I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[grim edge]

You're an amazing liar

You fooled me

[fickle rampart]

You cannot be trusted

[proper bronze]

can i try that diabetes snack?

[proper bronze]

yesss that

[glossy radish]

THE PRICE

[proper bronze]

WORTH IT THO

[peak plank]

NO ITS NOT

[glossy radish]

[dire lagoon]

Can someone rate my checkmate out of ten in DMs

[glossy radish]

no

[peak plank]

how the hell do you markup

[glossy radish]

?

[peak plank]

connect, then you can send it in #💬〡chess-talk

the bold text is called markup

[dire lagoon]

Doesn’t work

[glossy radish]

three *

[peak plank]

because you didnt connect

[glossy radish]

both sides

[dire lagoon]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

so connect bru

[dire lagoon]

Connect doesn’t work

[glossy radish]

yes it does

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[peak plank]

just hit the button

[proper bronze]

[glossy radish]

click it bru

[dire lagoon]

I put in my account name and it doesn’t say it exists

[peak plank]

thats not how connecting works

[glossy radish]

tf u on about. connect it