💬〡general-off-topic

[lapis brook]

love for what

[grim edge]

you

[lapis brook]

and who are you

[grim edge]

Lasare

[lapis brook]

who tf is tha

[grim edge]

uhhhh

^

[lapis brook]

@digital phoenix someone is claiming to be you

[grim edge]

oh mb I’m dyslexic I meant to say Lazarus

[lapis brook]

@violet kindle

Sure :)

[grim edge]

knock knock

Heyyy!! Hello!

[lapis brook]

hi

[crimson ember]

Who is better at communication, men or women?

[peak plank]

._.

[grim edge]

Me

[hexed rain]

yo

sup nerds

[grim edge]

Recently i discovered the Chess.com discord server. I couldn't resist to get in there

[grim edge]

I couldn’t resist you

I'm an +1000 elo player on the website, i enter here specially for improvement on my games, any tips, strategies, etc...

[peak plank]

wtf is a godot

Constuct2 then?

wtf is a godot

[fiery beacon]

you're back!!

[grim edge]

it’s okay darling

[fiery beacon]

oh no

why you sad

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[grim edge]

listen this is BERRY fun.

you go to fair.

you fart on 7 year old.

[lapis brook]

sadge

[grim edge]

you run.

[digital phoenix]

the death of unity

@grim edge so what are u now

[lapis brook]

he is pixel is the best i love him

[peak plank]

oh it costs money now and ur broke?

oh it costs money to download your things

[fiery beacon]

What's unity?

[lapis brook]

Bing it

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[lapis brook]

arent you in school still

[digital phoenix]

uh

[fiery beacon]

oh damn that actually sucks

[lapis brook]

yep

[random drum]

someone hacked my ig and it sending msg of these types in my frnds group
"I am gay guysss it's a fact. I am huge lgbt fan"

💀

And my crush is in the group

😭

[crude iron]

i got a question here

[lapis brook]

skill issue for using ig

[lapis brook]

🏫

[random drum]

She personally msged me that hacker is spitting facts 💀

[digital phoenix]

u idiot

[crude iron]

it seems i have appeared at a bad time?

[random drum]

ur mum

[grim edge]

Poor u

[lapis brook]

find a boy then

[digital phoenix]

dont have a crush then

[grim edge]

I hope u feel better when the time pass

[random drum]

I am straight

[crude iron]

love is a lie set up by the goverments to sell rings :)

[fiery beacon]

you are a black sabbath reference and you cannot convince me otherwise

[grim edge]

Bro on to smth

[lapis brook]

you never know

[peak plank]

oh. prob unity then.

[digital phoenix]

i am straight

[lapis brook]

of course you aare... you simp anime girls

[grim edge]

Lol

when u realise gay people have straight lines in there flag

[grim edge]

Lol

[lapis brook]

🤯

[digital phoenix]

This is so stupid

[lapis brook]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[woven lagoon]

anyone want to play my coc? (clash of clans)

[burnt canopy]

ah a clash royale player hm

[digital phoenix]

coc is boring

[crude iron]

nah

[lapis brook]

mommy

[crude iron]

mobile games with strategy have something weird on them, its like "getting ahead" trying to make an upgrade system work

[digital phoenix]

yeah pol still capped at lvl 14 so im happy

[fiery beacon]

i love coc ngl

[burnt canopy]

hell yeah, although eventually it may get changed

[digital phoenix]

nah they wont make it lvl 15

[burnt canopy]

maybe not

[fallow delta]

yall still play clash royale??

[burnt canopy]

if you don't play ladder it works

[burnt canopy]

occasionally

[fallow delta]

i quit after level 15 i was done at that point

[burnt canopy]

fair tbh, evolutions too

good concept just bad execution

[random drum]

I AM STRAIGHT. I LIKE GIRLS ONLY

[digital phoenix]

i mean theyre kind of balanced

[lapis brook]

You never really know until you get together with a boy

[latent pebble]

0-1 wow very bad

[digital phoenix]

different deck

[latent pebble]

1v1?

[burnt canopy]

most of em

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure do i even have u added

[burnt canopy]

what's your best finish?

[jovial vector]

Crash royale is alright but couldn't constantly play it

[digital phoenix]

1900 medals cos im trash

[latent pebble]

Idk

[jovial vector]

clash

[digital phoenix]

send fl noob

[random drum]

I have male bst frnds ig

[elder rover]

Hi

Can anyone wanna look at a game I just played?

[fiery beacon]

not true, I know I like boys and girls and I've never been with either of them.

[elfin pebble]

bros bi himself (i am sorry for this joke)

[fiery beacon]

you're not wrong

[crude iron]

did you know? the word that napoleon was most scared of is rabbits?

[elfin pebble]

[grim edge]

Poor u

[pure jacinth]

Skull? 💀 ☠️

[latent pebble]

My phone died trust

[crude iron]

hio´nio

[latent pebble]

You have a better deck wtf cheater @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

tf u mean

[fickle rampart]

Dw fam you can use mine

[peak plank]

???????/

[digital phoenix]

ur just bad

[pure jacinth]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[elfin pebble]

?????

[crude iron]

bored type, just mashin hand in keyboard]

[fiery beacon]

i'm gonna be lonely forever 😭

[pure jacinth]

Same

[digital phoenix]

god damn that bats prediction

[latent pebble]

I’m better at fifa and cr and coc

[crude iron]

i hope i die before getting into a machine for the rest of my life :)

[digital phoenix]

u say that after u lost 3-0

[latent pebble]

I let you have that

[digital phoenix]

pfff

[latent pebble]

You have a better deck anyways that’s unfair

[fiery beacon]

be quiet countryball man

[digital phoenix]

do u want me to random generate a deck?

[elfin pebble]

🧢

[pure jacinth]

Lonely person

[latent pebble]

He’s a cheater

[digital phoenix]

or triple draft

[pure jacinth]

Why is chat dead

[latent pebble]

He uses an emulator and predictor

[elfin pebble]

💀 how

[digital phoenix]

also i wouldve won that with ur deck

[graceful lintel]

@hard gyro who so ded

[pure jacinth]

John pork is calling

[latent pebble]

He ddosed me

[crude iron]

well off i go

@crude iron just diavolo'ed himself

[hard gyro]

Me lmao.

[fiery beacon]

this is my deck

(that's not my deck)

[crude iron]

cool deck dies

[graceful lintel]

[elfin pebble]

so u disconnected?

[primal fern]

@crude iron !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

@burnt canopy !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[hard gyro]

Life has become busy in the last couple weeks tbh

[heavy swallow]

Hi neuro

Check this

[graceful lintel]

Oh sry for ping

[elfin pebble]

BRROOOO U SO GONNA WIN WITH DAY DECK

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (peak)
Blitz: 812 (peak)
Bullet: 1003 (peak)

[hard gyro]

Nah, it's fine.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> noxiousbishop666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1883 (1930 peak)
Blitz: 1803 (1868 peak)
Bullet: 1719 (1764 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Imma leave Bai Bai cya

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mashu Kinyaku (mashukinyaku)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mashu Kinyaku (mashukinyaku)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1268 (peak)
Blitz: 590 (630 peak)
Bullet: 888 (916 peak)

[grim edge]

applying to stanford🙏

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2403 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2136 peak)

[grim edge]

Bro nah 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

what

[grim edge]

Ur grade

i got a 50

almsot a d

Seem like u have a lot of missing work

[peak plank]

50 is an F

[grim edge]

who knows man

[grim edge]

almost a d

[mystic stream]

Bro has a 44 in world history. How is this possible

[peak plank]

ive never seen grades that bad

[peak plank]

its not almost a D, D is 60%

[grim edge]

😦

[latent pebble]

How is that possible

[grim edge]

idk

[latent pebble]

Do you not pay attention in class

[grim edge]

eh

[digital phoenix]

@latent pebble 3 crowns all day u suck

[mystic stream]

It's gotta be photoshop

[grim edge]

no

[mystic stream]

did u miss like 2 weeks of school?

[peak plank]

omfg

YOU ARE ONLY IN 3 CLASSES

[mystic stream]

how do u have a 53 in ur elective wtf

[peak plank]

THERE ISNT EVEN A LOT OF WORK

[grim edge]

it got chosen for me

[peak plank]

I HAVE 8 CLASSES

[grim edge]

4*

[digital phoenix]

some people are just not smart enough

[mystic stream]

8 classes is crazy 💀

[grim edge]

yeah

[peak plank]

(acutally, one of them is a study hall, so 7)

[wheat falcon]

alg 2 is not that hard g

[grim edge]

its genes

[grim edge]

i cant do it

[peak plank]

took python as an extra elective

[mystic stream]

why torture urself with an extra class

[elfin pebble]

i hate alg

[peak plank]

Im in Honors Alg Two

[mystic stream]

what school are u trying to go to

[elfin pebble]

why torture yourself with school

[peak plank]

im already in a private school so....

[wheat falcon]

school is ezpz

[mystic stream]

idk its kinda important for college

[grim edge]

like bro tf does this mean

[peak plank]

I got school from 8-5

[mystic stream]

so ur going to private college?

[grim edge]

i make 100k a month from yt so im not going to college

[digital phoenix]

take 5000 as x

[toxic valley]

Just use log(z)

[digital phoenix]

and then expend and equal

[grim edge]

what is log z

[peak plank]

so im already overloaded

[mystic stream]

stop the cap

[peak plank]

logoritem of a varible called z I think

[digital phoenix]

oh wait whats z

[wheat falcon]

what college are you going to pixel?

[grim edge]

yea

[peak plank]

also I cant spell logortiem

[mystic stream]

theres no x, theres only z

[peak plank]

how tf do I spell it

[grim edge]

u wish

[peak plank]

Tbh idk

[elfin pebble]

theres careers were u dont need collage degree for and u get pretty good money for doing

[toxic valley]

It makes index when 10^

[mystic stream]

logarithm

[grim edge]

what is an index

[peak plank]

im moreso looking for a good scholarship so no student loans

or much less at least

[toxic valley]

X when y^x

[grim edge]

im going to a community college

[mystic stream]

well yea, but u need to have like a special skill

[peak plank]

yikes

[grim edge]

all my cousins regret not going to one

[elfin pebble]

anything trades

[peak plank]

because they didnt go to any school?

[mystic stream]

did they all fail high school so they didn't get any scholarships

[crisp beacon]

I love how I can beat fide rated chess masters but I can’t beat a 800 elo 7 year old on chess.com

[grim edge]

they went to stanford💀

[mystic stream]

bruh.

[peak plank]

ok mate. get them to tutor you.

[mystic stream]

did they get good grades or is it cus of legacy or wealth

[grim edge]

4.8 gpa and sports

[wheat falcon]

answer is no solution

[mystic stream]

ok yeah get them to tutor u

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

ok

[digital phoenix]

ur probably lying on the first one

[mystic stream]

i would recommend plugging in each of the values to see if they work

[elfin pebble]

u dont have too for them lol. so the answer is yes and no

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[mystic stream]

wdym

[grim edge]

one who went to stanford it ended up bein useless cuz he made music

[wheat falcon]

@grim edge i got no solution when i did the problem

[peak plank]

whatever they are doing is much better than you

[crisp beacon]

I’m not, and it actually sound crazy, I go to my local library to play chess and the coach is a titled master and I’m up 2 wins

[mystic stream]

nah, zuckerburg is a multi billionaire

[peak plank]

Fun Fact: Daniel Narodisky went to stanford

[grim edge]

it was right

[peak plank]

( I think)

[mystic stream]

that seems suspicious, a coach at a local library, and plus they're titled?

[peak plank]

yeah cuz you cant have that negitive

[grim edge]

i work on yt 5 hours a day

[wheat falcon]

badabing badaboom

[peak plank]

youtube channel?

[mystic stream]

send yt chanel fr

[grim edge]

it has no videos yet

ive spent 3 days making the first one

[elfin pebble]

well for example wielding u don't need a degree for it but its available for u if u want to get your foot in the door*(degree). so some people are drop outs and some aren't

[rotund sky]

cool

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwrv_oeRwrq0lLC7zSrZonQ

lol

[wheat falcon]

im going to college when i graduate for cybersec

[grim edge]

i wanna do that too

[rotund sky]

👍

[grim edge]

cybersecurity

[elfin pebble]

imagien if there was chess collage lol

[mystic stream]

bruh didn't u just say u wanted to make youtube videos 5 hours a day and make 100k

[wheat falcon]

if you wanna do cybersec then you're in luck because you can get certs if you want

[wheat falcon]

there is chess clubs lol

[grim edge]

i work on yt 5 hours a day ive spent 3 days on a vid ive yet to release my first

[mystic stream]

just become a GM in high school and u can go to ivy schools 👍 dont fail school though

[grim edge]

i edit for people

[wheat falcon]

damn i'll grind and be gm in 2 years then

[mystic stream]

fax

[grim edge]

how do u mfs have good grades

[wheat falcon]

fax

[wheat falcon]

you're behind in classes, i'm sure if you turn in all your latework it will be passing again

[mystic stream]

wdym how to have good grades

just do ur homework and ur notes and u wont get a 44%

[crisp beacon]

Next Monday I’ll ask for his uscf id and he comes and host local tournaments and sutch + runs a local chess club at the library

[wheat falcon]

because it's an online class and will most likely accept late work

[mystic stream]

oh ok theres a chess club, that sorta makes sense

[grim edge]

i got 20% in 30 mins so i think im good

[elfin pebble]

fail school and be homeless😎

[mystic stream]

seems weird that u (700) beat him (titled) though maybe he was going easy on u

[grim edge]

when i was 800 i ahd 3 brilliants and almost beat a 1800

i played the engine line except for the last move

[wheat falcon]

i get too defensive of the middle ground and end up stalemating during my games

[fleet sigil]

noob

[wheat falcon]

nuh uhh

[mystic stream]

good job

[random drum]

Chess ruined my life

[fleet sigil]

yes, yes.

[wheat falcon]

nuh uhh

[crisp beacon]

I made a alt to see what the game places me at and I got 1500, not joking this kid at my high school chess club said “800 elo players are the Bain of my existence” he’s 1000 rated and 1800 on chess.com

[grizzled frost]

Lol

[random drum]

@mystic streamremember me?

[mystic stream]

what if u converted those brilliancies into school and got a 5.0 GPA

[wheat falcon]

twink

[mystic stream]

i think so, i beat u once

[random drum]

10 times

[mystic stream]

oh

[random drum]

💀

Btw wanna play odds someday

[fleet sigil]

never

[mystic stream]

well like in one setting

[wheat falcon]

theres this chess club at my school but i leave before lunch for my extracuriculars and can't join :(

[mystic stream]

NAHHH ill be down like a queen and 2rooks

[mystic stream]

wait what u have extracuriculars during the day not after school?

[random drum]

Maybe try it once I'll be happy to defeat a Titled player

you have 15 sec and I have 30 secs you without knights

[mystic stream]

thats fair ish

[random drum]

Lol

wana try only one game?

[hasty iris]

ready for our match? i just got home from a walk and my hands are freezing off

+today chess.com lagging like crazy for me idk why

[random drum]

we can also have you with only a king and I am with all pieces

[hasty iris]

[random drum]

easy win for him

@mystic stream

[wheat falcon]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81606155338?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

MegWireman (239) vs. InitializeAsun (308)

Move List

1. Nc3 d5 2. d4 Nc6 3. f4 Nh6 4. a4 e6 5. b3 Bb4 6. Ba3 Bxc3+ 7. [Kf2] Bxd4+ 8. Ke1 Bxg1 9. Rxg1 Qh4+ 10. g3 Qxh2 11. Bh3 Qxg1+ 12. Bf1 Ng4 

[wheat falcon]

sure

[hasty iris]

ok i'll challenge

[wheat falcon]

i was black

[hasty iris]

@wheat falconwait werent you much higher bullet rating

or maybe im thinking of someone else

[wheat falcon]

nah

[hasty iris]

ok we can play odds

[wheat falcon]

someone else probably

damn

[hasty iris]

10 games

[wheat falcon]

sheesh ok

[rotund field]

What a brilliant move

[mystic stream]

dont be mean he was losing either way

[rotund field]

Just resign at that point hehe

[grim edge]

zamn

[mystic stream]

wait

i thought u didn't play chess?

[rotund field]

I don't

[mystic stream]

bro tf didn't u just have like a 44%

[rotund field]

My cat played that game

[grim edge]

why u here then mf

[rotund field]

Cuz I can be mf

[grim edge]

yea i made up the work

[mystic stream]

good job. on pace to go to harvard now

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat

[peak plank]

wtf

( in a good way)

how the hell

did you go from 30%

to 99%

[grim edge]

Good night

[hasty iris]

💀

[wheat falcon]

stop doing the queen blunder bait thingyy 😭😭

[hasty iris]

im trying to give u queen odds like that lol

[wheat falcon]

oh

😭

i gotta go to beddd gn brick

i had fun tho

[digital phoenix]

did u win

[peak plank]

we can play

[hasty iris]

gngn ggs

[digital phoenix]

@hasty iris give him queen odds too

[hasty iris]

bet

ive actually been so bad these last 2-3 days

[grim edge]

its online school

[hasty iris]

like really horrible not in the flow

but lets go

[peak plank]

...

https://play.chess.com/yfc3R

[hasty iris]

also today chess.com be laggy, just me or u guys too?

[wheat falcon]

intold you youd be fine if you did your late work lol

[hasty iris]

BRUH

U SENT A 10 MINUTE GAME

[peak plank]

YES

10 MINUTE IS GOOD

[wheat falcon]

10 minute<

[true folio]

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ajEdDQR4Z8aWPCweQCscKQr82D7mLD8g4NjO5QWe_zw/edit?usp=sharing

[polar trench]

chess

[digital phoenix]

compared to?

[digital phoenix]

ip grabber

[fleet sigil]

stop hacking

[graceful lintel]

Venti

It's "venti" right?

[fleet sigil]

yes

[wheat falcon]

i hate genshin but venti my type fr

[graceful lintel]

[wheat falcon]

sussy amongus venti

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[fleet sigil]

its venti(i haven't even touched the game)

[graceful lintel]

👽👽

[digital phoenix]

why do u hate genshin u look like someone who would play it

[graceful lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[graceful lintel]

Any suggestions to get better at chess?

[wheat falcon]

i got kokomi in 2 draws and never played the game again 😭 the storyline is mid tbh

[fleet sigil]

i think getting better is getting better

[rotund field]

If you stall in chess games I hope u stub your toe

[fleet sigil]

top tier advice?

[fleet sigil]

i would have stalled

[rotund field]

I hate you

[fleet sigil]

haha

[rotund field]

But like fr

just resign and move on with life

[fleet sigil]

holding back the urge...

[wheat falcon]

nah, stalemate to lose less elo

[fleet sigil]

deli..

[wheat falcon]

i meed blunder master role

[rotund field]

I'll eat u mf

[fleet sigil]

never gain elo

[fleet sigil]

woahhh

[wheat falcon]

gib me elo

[maiden mesa]

Anyone have any advice for getting better at OTB chess? I perform so, so much worse OTB because I just constantly miss things and cant visualize as well

[hasty iris]

premoving this in rapid be like @peak plank

[wheat falcon]

brick

[rotund field]

Just play me(joke I don't play anyone here)

[fleet sigil]

id get banned

[wheat falcon]

nuh uhh

[wheat falcon]

😞

[glossy radish]

hi

[rotund field]

I premove dxe5 in every game .-.

[digital phoenix]

join cr clan

[wheat falcon]

how

[digital phoenix]

by joining the cr clan

is it that hard to understand

[wheat falcon]

oh clash royale

[glossy radish]

[rotund field]

Bleh

[glossy radish]

blehhhhhhhh

[rotund field]

Clash Royale is almost as boring as chess

[glossy radish]

you’re almost as boring as dust

[digital phoenix]

eh not when ur running fun stuff

[rotund field]

🗿

[peak plank]

am i muted? @hasty iris

[digital phoenix]

fun stuff like this

[wheat falcon]

brick teach me how to chess pls🙏

[rotund field]

Pay to win game yippee

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

gets banned for rate manipulation

[digital phoenix]

im f2p and better than all them noobs

[wheat falcon]

;3

[glossy radish]

what’s a boywife

[wheat falcon]

boy that does wife things

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[fiery beacon]

something that I'll never have

[regal smelt]

h

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[regal smelt]

hhjh'\

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[regal smelt]

j

[glossy radish]

you kinda suck at spamming

[rotund field]

Thanks

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[wheat falcon]

amazing words

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[gloomy vector]

How do you get 11 missed wins💀💀💀💀

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[sinful citrus]

person below is literally hikaru

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

AHAHHAHA

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[gloomy vector]

nuh uh end of story

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[rotund field]

Simp

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[gloomy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/simply-the-best-tina-turner-gif-10490189

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Simp

[fiery beacon]

I just lost a whole bed sheet

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[fiery beacon]

I'm usually good at losing stuff but this is probably the worst one yet

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[fiery beacon]

where did my bedsheet go 😭

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fiery beacon]

I can't find it anywhere

[rotund field]

Yaa huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[peak plank]

I forgot shit was a word banned on chess.com. im muted for 60 minutes. @hasty iris

[lapis brook]

Shit

[gloomy vector]

More important question is why

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

you ate it

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[hasty iris]

LMAO

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[hasty iris]

well conclusion: we are both 100 rated in rapid

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[peak plank]

right after i said that, you blundered

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

hey, this mute proves your sentence

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[gloomy vector]

Bro has one of the most wanted names on chess.com and can’t even chat

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[peak plank]

@hasty iris my plan was to exhange queen and you can see by the eval im actually better

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[peak plank]

im muted for 60 minutes only ig

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

nah no one wants it

[fleet sigil]

you won right

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

not me at least

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

umm....

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

if i wanted it i could apply before pixel to piss him off

[fleet sigil]

RIGHT

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

I may or may not have played rd4 in that positon

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

you're crushing my soul

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[gloomy vector]

Ok then maybe most common

[peak plank]

I gave a bishop for the attack and freaking hung my queen

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[gloomy vector]

Imagine you dunno what name to put and u just put wins when u sign up and the guy who has your username is muted

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

💀

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

i mean no one really uses chat

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[hasty iris]

wild position

[peak plank]

but yeah that was the plan @hasty iris

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

somehow it worked out for you

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

unnecessary caps spotted

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[gloomy vector]

tf u mean at the start of every 10min game I go on Google translate and wish the oppo good luck in his mother tongue and if I learned it myself even better

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

K

[gloomy vector]

Tf u just said about me?

[digital phoenix]

chat is a low elo thing to do

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

also no one talks to me in rated games sadge

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[lapis brook]

play rated with me please

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[gloomy vector]

Brudda I’ve played 25 040 games and I’m still 1030 rapid

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[digital phoenix]

no

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[lapis brook]

why

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[fleet sigil]

noob

[rotund field]

Yea huh

[digital phoenix]

i only have 5k games

[lapis brook]

yea huh

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

in a year too

[lapis brook]

yeah uh

[rotund field]

Yea huh and bye I'm bored

[glossy radish]

nuh uh and i win

[rotund field]

K

[glossy radish]

💙

[lapis brook]

bye chat

[glossy radish]

bye

[mystic stream]

can anyone here carry me in val please

[digital phoenix]

rank

[mystic stream]

diamond 1 but im inconsistent, one game i do rly good, next game i bot frag

[digital phoenix]

diamond is high

[peak plank]

@hasty iris why the hell are all my risky moves minor mistakes that end up with me having a good positon in the actual game... they are only -0.3... would you play this is a real game @mystic stream or think its worth it?

[glossy radish]

lalalalallaa

millimetreo

[digital phoenix]

i can only carry in ml

[mystic stream]

is nxe4 bad?

[peak plank]

apparently

[mystic stream]

oh yeah nxb6

[peak plank]

though its only .3

[mystic stream]

:( whats u rank

[digital phoenix]

in val gold

[peak plank]

bang bang

[mystic stream]

bruh

[lapis brook]

Carry me

[glossy radish]

let me carry u in ml

[mystic stream]

cus althoguh its a bad move u were already slightly better so u lose ur advantage but not completely losing so its mistake

[digital phoenix]

whats ur rank

[mystic stream]

gold smh

[lapis brook]

Go bck to schooo

[peak plank]

yes but its also very tricky tbh, its like a risky gambit

[glossy radish]

idk. i have an 81 win rate tho

gm v

[digital phoenix]

that says nothing

[glossy radish]

well still

let me check ur rank

[radiant flame]

i have 100%

[digital phoenix]

did u even follow me i didnt see anything

[latent pebble]

No you don’t

[half musk]

I'm tired, A weary body can be dealt with, but a weary spirit, that's something else, I wonder if I'm really doing any good out there. Every time I come here, I wonder if it should be the last time. Put the past behind me Try to lead a normal life.

[glossy radish]

i did

[digital phoenix]

eh ill check later

[digital phoenix]

a 100k rypees

sorry rupiah

[latent pebble]

how much is 100k rupees in riyal

[radiant flame]

20k

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish whats ur user btw

[hasty iris]

2% pass rate goes hard

[hollow ginkgo]

hello

[digital phoenix]

!welcome @hollow ginkgo

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

uhh blix

i have so many accounts

[digital phoenix]

what is the point

[glossy radish]

couldn’t transfer data

[hollow ginkgo]

hello everyone

how are yall doing

[digital phoenix]

just connect moonton account

[broken portal]

Whats ur puzzles rn

[glossy radish]

i did

[glossy radish]

doing hw hru

[earnest nebula]

Guy

Guys I did it, I have become, not ugly

[glossy radish]

yay

[hollow ginkgo]

im good

[earnest nebula]

LETS GOOOOO

[hollow ginkgo]

ok

[digital phoenix]

who told u that

[earnest nebula]

Jeremiah I love you

[digital phoenix]

did u just tell urself that

[glossy radish]

las do NOT be mean

[hollow ginkgo]

ty

[glossy radish]

self love

[earnest nebula]

Me myself and I am so happy with myself

[maiden mesa]

for some reason i always play INSANELY well after suffering crushing OTB defeats

[digital phoenix]

fish

[glossy radish]

fsh

[earnest nebula]

Most attractive e4 enjoyer

[maiden mesa]

also found this pretty cool queen sacrifice

[hasty iris]

2900 😦

[graceful lintel]

Get better

Btw

[echo seal]

Hor

[graceful lintel]

Good morning everyone

[echo seal]

[graceful lintel]

How's everyone doing?

[maiden mesa]

1400 at long last im so happy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

This is the Chess.com profile of linguini_gang. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1400 (peak)
Blitz: 671 (886 peak)
Bullet: 613 (782 peak)

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Noice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bored scum (justaadvancedwildsnake)

This is the Chess.com profile of justaadvancedwildsnake. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: bored scum (justaadvancedwildsnake)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 913 (1600 peak)
Blitz: 638
Bullet: 771

[graceful lintel]

Dr tenma is here

♿

[maiden mesa]

managed to hit 1400 with a 95 accuracy 33 move game, pretty happy with that lmfao

[graceful lintel]

Absolutely brilliant stuff

[maiden mesa]

i lost 2 OTB games badly and they were uscf rated so it was really not great, they were a 10 year old kid too

[grim edge]

What's your age?

[maiden mesa]

im really awful at OTB cause im just so used to online so my board vision and general skill is worse

[graceful lintel]

someone has to lose

I also lost one game in my OTB

[maiden mesa]

fair enough, but i got into a winning position but didnt see that he could take a pawn with check

[maiden mesa]

what?

[maiden mesa]

i would have never missed that online but my otb vision is just awful

[hollow ginkgo]

what your elo mine is 660

[graceful lintel]

im pretty sure you'll do better in ur next OTB

[maiden mesa]

honestly? i doubt it, unless i improve my otb skills

[hollow ginkgo]

can you see my profile picture

[maiden mesa]

two weeks ago i lost 1 game and won 1, and that motivated me to climb from 1250 to 1350

[hollow ginkgo]

in rapid?

[glossy radish]

damn

[graceful lintel]

Online skills is directly proportional to OTB skills
So ye improve ur online
Skills learn new tactics openings middle game concepts end game things etc

[maiden mesa]

so i think ill just finish this tournament and hope for the best, and then after stop and work on improving my general skills and otb vision

[maiden mesa]

ehhh its not even that, it's just that it looks so different from the online board that i miss things that i shouldnt (taking a pawn with check, a hanging piece, a tactic, etc)

[hollow ginkgo]

wow

[maiden mesa]

wdym

[graceful lintel]

Wait

[graceful lintel]

Practice on physical board before OTB

With ur friends

[maiden mesa]

yeah, but honestly i dont have any opponents around who are similar in skill level to me (all weaker)

[graceful lintel]

Sed

[maiden mesa]

ive played a lot of people around me in otb and crushed them to the point that it doesnt even help me

[graceful lintel]

[maiden mesa]

i think ill join a casual chess club and try to work on it there

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish i have located u

[graceful lintel]

Great idea

[digital phoenix]

how did u find me btw am i the only one with that user

[pine bison]

How are you always in the chat

[digital phoenix]

how

[pine bison]

@digital phoenix are you robot

[digital phoenix]

i am hugh mann

[pine bison]

Wow

[digital phoenix]

but uh im trying to limit my time spent

[pine bison]

Your pfp truly looks like a Huge man

[digital phoenix]

keyword trying

[pine bison]

Ah well u don't have responsibilities yet

It's whatever

Enjoy it

[digital phoenix]

i have exams bro

[pine bison]

Exams are nothing special in the grand scheme of thibgs

[digital phoenix]

grade has plummeted

i need it to get into uni

[pine bison]

Need?

You need to do what fulfills ur life

[digital phoenix]

i need

[pine bison]

Neet*

[grim edge]

If I had 100x my current intelligence I'd be better then magnus ngl

[latent pebble]

very bad

[pine bison]

Than*

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[pine bison]

:^)

[latent pebble]

Delete social media

[pine bison]

@latent pebble chill

[latent pebble]

?

[pine bison]

Chill

[latent pebble]

What

[pine bison]

C h i l l

[digital phoenix]

ch

[latent pebble]

What have I done

[pine bison]

Nothing

[latent pebble]

Huh

[pine bison]

Hih

I've never seen chat this dead

It do be 6 am

[cunning shore]

You got this bro just dont stress yourself too much

[digital phoenix]

its too late to not stress myself out

[cunning shore]

I see what you mean

[pine bison]

What do you wanna study @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

i have no idea

[pine bison]

Bruh

[digital phoenix]

i had my eyes set on pharmacy but then idk anymore

[pine bison]

Then why do you need to go to uni

Pharmacy so chemistry?

[latent pebble]

Do you have ap chem

[pine bison]

Man I loved chemistry in highschool

Shit was so sick

[cunning shore]

True

[digital phoenix]

im not american i have no idea what ur talking about

[pine bison]

I think he just means do u have chemistry in your class atm

Idk

[cunning shore]

Yea

[pine bison]

Not american either

[neon musk]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[cunning shore]

Not American gang

[latent pebble]

I’m not American either

[digital phoenix]

fake

ur american

[latent pebble]

💀

[pine bison]

Me irl like 8 years ago

(Not to make meth)

[cunning shore]

Me few months ago

[pine bison]

( 🗿 )

@digital phoenix do u know what an oscillating reaction is

[digital phoenix]

mixture of chemicals goes through a sequence of color changes, and this sequence repeats periodically.

[pine bison]

I made that shit in my graduation year

Ye

That was literally magic

Pitch black to white to yellow

[digital phoenix]

electro giant

[pine bison]

Very interesting topic I must say

[cunning shore]

Interesting indeed

[pine bison]

https://youtu.be/O4T0D2E9Bj4?si=6HIEx7AjHn_q0Zk3

Not my video

But same thing

Literally magic

[sleek zealot]

hi but bye because mod is here

[cunning shore]

[grim edge]

English is a terrible language

[cunning shore]

@pine bison

[grim edge]

BROS DONE

HELL NAH

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cunning shore]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

ur slow

[grim edge]

Gotta join it rq before it gets deleted

[pine bison]

Wtf

Yea yea

[grim edge]

I accidentally joined

Am I going to be hacked

[pine bison]

Nah

Just one of those boring horny servers

Bunch of puberty kids together

[grim edge]

Oh

[cunning shore]

Some people are just so immature

[pine bison]

It's better than Chinese

[latent pebble]

But Chinese isn’t a language

[pine bison]

Nah its normal for teens

[pine bison]

Huh!?

[digital phoenix]

racism

[digital phoenix]

how do u know

[pine bison]

Ur mom

[grim edge]

Why everyone got broccoli hair

[pine bison]

I was a teen myself one time xD

[digital phoenix]

is being a teen defined as joining nude servers

[grim edge]

U feel any different being an adult or nah

[pine bison]

It's definitely different yea

Being a teenager or kid was better

I dont like adulting

Except drinking but nevermind that

[latent pebble]

I just want to sleep for a couple months

[pine bison]

That's an odd thing to say

R u ok

[latent pebble]

I am fine yeah

[fleet stag]

ME TOO

Uhm hi

[grim edge]

Cuz of bills?

[keen wave]

when there is a gold rush
sell shovels

[pine bison]

No I'm pretty rich

More because idk what to do with my life lol

[cloud garnet]

Listen to Goggins

[pine bison]

Who

[cloud garnet]

David Goggins

[pine bison]

Sounds like a character from lord of the rings lmao

What does he do?

[cloud garnet]

Search him on YT

[pine bison]

Sure

[wintry scarab]

@pine bison hello bro

[pine bison]

Yo

I think I've seen this David before

Maybe I'll check him out

[wintry scarab]

@pine bison will you play one rating match or unrated

[pine bison]

Oh man I just played chess for 5 hours I'm kinda done

[sage sun]

Anyone Wana play a game of chess?

[pine bison]

You 2 play each other

[wintry scarab]

@pine bison only one? And in 5 min

[pine bison]

Nah sorry another time

[sage sun]

Join me in the 2p room

[wintry scarab]

@pine bison game name

[proper bronze]

where bast?

i miss him

[pine bison]

asleep

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun you are not

[pine bison]

Also in school again so busy

[proper bronze]

makes sense

god i should change my username

[sage sun]

Huh? Play me so you can beat me in five minutes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason Chen (absentmindedwastaken)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jason Chen (absentmindedwastaken)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (685 peak)
Blitz: 400 (664 peak)
Bullet: 276 (357 peak)

[cloud garnet]

Did you go up?

[glossy radish]

hi

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun ok

I m sending link ok@sage sun

[proper bronze]

why do you look like you about to beat me for littering 😭😭😭

https://chess.com

[pine bison]

@glossy radish lol I thought u were locked out

Almost banned u

[glossy radish]

[pine bison]

Oopsiee

[glossy radish]

no bueno

[pine bison]

Teehee

[glossy radish]

anitta accidentally locked me out once

[wintry scarab]

https://play.chess.com/mhjK8

[glossy radish]

was not fun

[pine bison]

"Accidentally"

[glossy radish]

yep, accidentally

[tropic plaza]

Wsg

[latent pebble]

Ban vanadium

[glossy radish]

no ihy bye

[grim edge]

How'd u get rich

[glossy radish]

huh

[crystal shore]

just got lichess patron

[sage sun]

I Wana play a game with some who will us voice

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun bro

[latent pebble]

Symbol

[tropic plaza]

Why do i deserve your hate

[glossy radish]

i don’t remmeber

[sage sun]

A fellow lion

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun what?

[glossy radish]

but i do remember you saying something

[tropic plaza]

Why u forgetting eveeeything

[glossy radish]

bc i’m tired

[latent pebble]

Do you know what vanadium is

[tropic plaza]

About you cheating with another cow#

[wintry scarab]

You are telling me to come in 2p voice?

[glossy radish]

oh, right thanks. ihy

[tropic plaza]

Ily

[latent pebble]

@tropic plaza

[tropic plaza]

What

[latent pebble]

You already know

[glossy radish]

my heart belongs to someone else

[tropic plaza]

Fine

[glossy radish]

lalalallalalala

[tropic plaza]

[glossy radish]

idk who

[grim edge]

I want to live in a room floating in space

[digital phoenix]

such a typical lion

[tropic plaza]

Probably me

[glossy radish]

not you

[tropic plaza]

Mean

[glossy radish]

honest

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun my voice is not opening

[lapis brook]

whats your job

[wintry scarab]

It's tell me push to talk@wintry scarab

[glossy radish]

fix in settings

[wintry scarab]

@wintry scarab not opening....

[pine bison]

Cyber security

[wintry scarab]

@glossy radish how to fix

[grim edge]

Oh my cousin does that but he's not rich

Would u recommend that as a job?

[wintry scarab]

@sage sun come in chess streaming channel

[lapis brook]

[pine bison]

In my country its one of the highest salaries, idk about your country but its also pretty easy to do remotely which is nice

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/charli-gif-19479497

[lapis brook]

When was the last time you went to your office

[random drum]

A girl told she will accept my req If I am able to defeat her