💬〡general-off-topic

[toxic valley]

I wish function to ignore check then checkmate enemy's king in 1 move existed

[grim edge]

no shit

[cerulean stirrup]

Free courses and what not

[fleet sigil]

yes

[flat gyro]

[cerulean stirrup]

Assuming I don't pull a injustice superman

[fleet sigil]

thats what he was talking about

[flat gyro]

whens that

i need

[cerulean stirrup]

When I get good

[grim edge]

ratio ?

[toxic valley]

Stalemate is annoying as hell especially for queen promotions

[nimble niche]

who wants to learn 4 moves of wayward queen theory for $10?

[fleet sigil]

[grim edge]

me

[flat gyro]

real

[digital phoenix]

u give me $10? ok

[fleet sigil]

me but I take the money

[little elm]

i will learn it if you give me just $1

[flat gyro]

e4 e5 qh5 g6 qxe5!! be7 qxc7

[radiant frost]

I will teach you for free

[nimble niche]

no, i get $10 and you get the theory

[grim edge]

ok deal

[digital phoenix]

false advertising, marketing scam

[nimble niche]

e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6 Qg6

[flat gyro]

at least it isn't as much of a scam as brilliant moves :3

[radiant frost]

I will teach for free don't need to go towards him

[nimble niche]

now pay up

[grim edge]

i forgot the theory

[grim edge]

giv address and ill mail it

[toxic valley]

Stalemate is annoying as hell more than you think

[radiant frost]

Give me your bank details I will send

[dark hinge]

wayward queen lol

[grim edge]

wayward best opening at the 2000 level

Ye

[dark hinge]

real

[toxic valley]

It means e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6 Qxf7#

[acoustic mason]

Just don't stalemate

[toxic valley]

That's not easy thing to do

[acoustic mason]

That example was very avoidable

[grim edge]

@nimble niche would unironically and deadass agree

Just give check

[dark hinge]

Qc2 is mate or am I missing smth

[toxic valley]

What if king takes queen

[acoustic mason]

It cant

[dark hinge]

idk bruh that’s tough

[grim edge]

[toxic valley]

Is queen immortal or something in endgame?

[nimble niche]

38.8976224,-77.0363676

[dark hinge]

wait u fr?

[acoustic mason]

Idk but the bishop might take the king if you try it

[dark hinge]

damn that’s crazy

[grim edge]

blud is biden

[fleet sigil]

pawn immortal

[boreal cosmos]

[acoustic mason]

I think that stalemate was literally the only bad move

[toxic valley]

I think the game should be draw as lacking pieces to force checkmate when there are only pawns and king left on board

[fleet sigil]

that already exists

[toxic valley]

I mean single pawn

[acoustic mason]

Pawns can checkmate

[toxic valley]

For each

[acoustic mason]

And promote

[fleet sigil]

he wants the rules to change, skill issue fr

[toxic valley]

Pawn can't force checkmate alone even with kings help

[fleet sigil]

pawns can checkmate

and promote

[acoustic mason]

They can if they magically turn into queens

[dark hinge]

2 can

[fleet sigil]

with the kings help..

[dark hinge]

ye

but still

[acoustic mason]

Me when I realise the king is useful in the endgame

[dark hinge]

idk someone said u gotta have an active king in endgame

[nimble niche]

the king is useful in the opening too

[dark hinge]

Bong cloud is crazy

[fleet sigil]

king walk in the opening go crazy

[toxic valley]

It means if it is like this then it should be draw because of lacking pieces to force checkmate

[white sorrel]

hi

[uneven pawn]

does anyone else think the icon for the inaccuracy and mistake should be switched

[fleet sigil]

white is going to win

[dark hinge]

. Where u get that from

[grim edge]

no

[acoustic mason]

Pawn is 2 moves away from being a queen what do you mean?

[uneven pawn]

white can just queen

[nova apex]

[toxic valley]

Pawn can't force checkmate alone so it should be draw because of lacking pieces to force a checkmate

[nimble niche]

ever heard of something called promotion?

[uneven pawn]

pawn becomes queen

[dark hinge]

y’all r just playing right?

[grim edge]

promotion

[fleet sigil]

dawg it is not a draw

white is clearly winning

[digital phoenix]

if white runs out of time black draws, if black runs out of time white wins

[dark hinge]

lol

[fleet sigil]

the pawn is legit a field away from the black king

[uneven pawn]

the pawn promotes into a queen

[dark hinge]

Y’all can’t be serious

[acoustic mason]

Oh the board is upside down so it's not 2 moves away. But it's still promotable

[toxic valley]

I mean it is draw because of lacking pieces to force checkmate

[dark hinge]

tf is that gonna happen 💀💀

[uneven pawn]

[honest mirage]

no

[acoustic mason]

Do you know how promotion works?

[acoustic mason]

Genuine question

[digital phoenix]

that was towards u btw

[digital phoenix]

wow a ban

[boreal cosmos]

[honest mirage]

yea endgame xd it could be a draw i dont wanna calculate it rn

[boreal cosmos]

using common sense should be enough not to get warnings

[digital phoenix]

that feels like a scipio

but could be any other

[grim edge]

anitta

[digital phoenix]

wow

[grim edge]

i have multiple problems with my mental state which affects my use of common sense

[digital phoenix]

pwease unwock me i didwnt do anythwing wwong

[nimble niche]

i once got timed out for sending a picture of baboon testicle cells under a microscope

[grim edge]

i sent a meme that i made and i got unlockedout

[digital phoenix]

that sounds so wrong

[grim edge]

send it again?

[wintry scarab]

[nimble niche]

i swear scipio is lurking rn

[honest mirage]

you mean the square

[flat gyro]

do you mean the rule of the square

pawn triangle is when the pawns form a triangle no?

[grim edge]

@proper bronze chess

[flat gyro]

no im thinking of pyramid

[acoustic mason]

Key word is "if". If the opponent just doesn't do that and plays badly, it won't be a draw. So there's no reason to just declare it automatically

[honest mirage]

you could triangulate maybe in some of these positions so the white king can get the opposition but idek i am too tired to calc that shit

[grim edge]

always watching waiting for the moment to strike

[wanton gulch]

Yes

[fleet sigil]

its white to move clearly

[grim edge]

Hi

[fleet sigil]

just is

[acoustic mason]

Yes but the proposition was that it should be automatic, and defined in the rules. It's like saying that having a mate in 5 on the board should automatically be a win.

[honest mirage]

btw thats totally winning for white...

[digital phoenix]

chess royale looks cursed

[grim edge]

nope if there is only 2 kings and nothing else then its a draw or if there is only 1 bishop

[toxic valley]

That pawn can't force checkmate because it can't even move backwards

[honest mirage]

if its black to move its a draw and if its white to move its mate in 20 :))

[fleet sigil]

whos move are you referring to

[honest mirage]

bro. he. can. promote

[fleet sigil]

if its white to move black is screwed

[honest mirage]

yes if white to move white wins and if black to move its drawn

[acoustic mason]

I do understand that it's theoretically a draw. I'm saying that there is still a possibility to blunder so the game shouldn't automatically end

[lime lava]

Till you try to coach a guy that is 300 and cant speak english too well and you have trouble to explain things to him
Then ill see if you want to coach people for free

[radiant frost]

I took the knight and he took my bishop rest you all know

[toxic valley]

Backrank attempt?

[radiant frost]

Noob

[radiant frost]

Yes

[toxic valley]

Double rook at same file can stop it

[radiant frost]

Yeah but he captured my bishop after I captured his knight

Noob

[toxic valley]

There's hanging horse too

[honest mirage]

alright!

[radiant frost]

Yes and I captured it.

[grim edge]

is this position good?

So I'm home alone rn

[fleet sigil]

commit arson

[cerulean stirrup]

Fair enough

[grim edge]

Sure

[cerulean stirrup]

But I will still do it anyways

I mean you learn like 4 moves worth of theory for 10$

That's a scam

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

next?

[fleet sigil]

thats not arson

[grim edge]

the gas was on

[naive peak]

hi

[fleet sigil]

lies

[grim edge]

I'll make out with my pillow because I'm lonely af TwT

[acoustic mason]

[naive peak]

what is chess

[grim edge]

Mom I'm popular I got 4 skulls !

[warm wing]

Who knows

[naive peak]

ah

[grim edge]

e4 e5 ke2

[fleet sigil]

no shame, no shame anymore on this earth 😔

[nimble niche]

baby don't hurt me

[grim edge]

kayden

Kayden !
I'm home alone

[naive peak]

what is a femboy

[acoustic mason]

Feminine boy

[grim edge]

Yes really :3

Who is knocking-

[naive peak]

what

[naive peak]

so its gay

[acoustic mason]

Not necessarily but most often yeah

[fleet sigil]

shh

[naive peak]

dang... almost everyone in my classroom are femboys

[digital phoenix]

what

[naive peak]

what

is it not normal

[acoustic mason]

Good for them ig

[digital phoenix]

no? unless ur in america

[naive peak]

the ratio is 8 percent straight

[fleet sigil]

you're in another dimension

[naive peak]

no

[acoustic mason]

Bro ran a survey

[naive peak]

its mostly gays, lesbians and trans

[fleet sigil]

where tf do you live

[naive peak]

it pretty nice

[fleet sigil]

💀

[acoustic mason]

I genuinely thought you were taking a different angle there

[heavy wing]

Nihao

[grim edge]

nice im in the 8 perceent

[naive peak]

i dont hate on any gays but i will for sure punch one right now for the amount of annoyance it can cause me, their pride, i utter one word and im getting cancelled

[fleet sigil]

noob

[heavy wing]

🤨🤨

[acoustic mason]

Uhh

[digital phoenix]

dude not even america has this kind of shit

[naive peak]

welcome to asia

[fleet sigil]

holy shit, its wet, im wet.

[grim edge]

especially the phillipines

[heavy wing]

Wanna play chess to see who is noob 🤨

[fleet sigil]

later

[mint yew]

Am [REDACTED] but yea i agree to this statement :)

[grim edge]

im not yet even 500 elo

[mint yew]

Yep

[naive peak]

i dont like femboys sitting on me

[fleet sigil]

tf?

[mint yew]

[naive peak]

chill

[fleet sigil]

you're not straight bro

[acoustic mason]

[naive peak]

not what i meant

[grim edge]

How much chess does top players play everyday

[fleet sigil]

you're not straight bro

[grim edge]

average american school

[naive peak]

how do i put this, on my lap

[acoustic mason]

How else are we supposed to interpret that?

[digital phoenix]

what the hell

[grim edge]

same here in the philipines

i hate mfers that play exchange caro

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

pls change the chats topic plssssssssssssssssssss

[mint yew]

Thats another reason why i hate it here ||(this is joke)||

[digital phoenix]

dude what country

ur ruining our continent's reputation

[fleet sigil]

aight lets change

jonathan is wilding

you're not straight bro

[naive peak]

chill bruh

[mint yew]

....man wat????

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

Helo

[mint yew]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

i would beat up any gay person i see but it is because it is against the law so i clarify

[naive peak]

its allowed here

[grim edge]

bruh

[naive peak]

and its pretty normal to see

[digital phoenix]

muslim country we dont allow this kind of shit

[grim edge]

No it's not

[naive peak]

wherever you are, we do our own thing here

[mint yew]

Mods wake up N-word bait

[digital phoenix]

even wearing any watch associated with it will get u jail

[fleet sigil]

thats his name

[digital phoenix]

literally

[grim edge]

(literally)

real shit

[acoustic mason]

So proud of you, you get those gay people bestie 🏳️‍🌈

[fleet sigil]

keep going

[mint yew]

Bast WAKE TF UP, free ms

[digital phoenix]

worst backfire

[grim edge]

True

[mint yew]

Were fricked, and how is the n-word bait still there...

[digital phoenix]

ngl that sticker looks kinda ass

[grim edge]

hmmmmmmmmm

[fleet sigil]

you fricked

[grim edge]

Russian song

what is going on

No

https://tenor.com/view/huh-jesse-chuku-chewkz-what-what-did-you-say-gif-8723793382689358527

@grim edge is this your account?

[grim edge]

not even close

Ok

How much chess everyday does the supergms play

i already shown my account

[mint yew]

<@&745328830649991179> free ms, just do a ban :)

[acoustic mason]

About 5 minutes

[mint yew]

Wait, if i get many wins in a row does cc flag me for cheating?

[grim edge]

So top players play 8 hours a day

[grim edge]

if accuracy is always 96.9

[mint yew]

This many plus more

[brave galleon]

sandbagging

[mint yew]

@grim edge this many

[acoustic mason]

I hope those 100 accuracy games ended in the opening

[mint yew]

...how am gaining elo

[grim edge]

What about Magnus

[radiant frost]

More like playing blitz and bullet that you haven't touched for months

[fleet stag]

30h

[grim edge]

if accuracy is abnormally high

[mint yew]

1st 100 was 23 moves, 2nd 100 was 2 moves

[mint yew]

The 23 accuracy game:

[grim edge]

and 16 hrs of sleep

[digital phoenix]

23 moves is nuts

[grim edge]

eh ok

How much chess a day Magnus play

[fleet stag]

So u have to play at least 25h to even be decent

[radiant frost]

23 moves 100 accuracy? Damn

At 1400 elo bro

[grim edge]

yep

[nimble niche]

most legit chess.com user

[acoustic mason]

How do you get 30% and 100% accuracy 4 games apart?

[grim edge]

idk

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[radiant frost]

Could be opening theory though like some gambit

[mint yew]

100% was rapid, 30% was bullet

[digital phoenix]

remembering anything more than 12 moves is insane

[nimble niche]

i wonder why

[acoustic mason]

Ah makes sense. 100% is still wild though

[grim edge]

There isnt even 30 hours in a day

[digital phoenix]

stop trying to be a nerd

everyone knows theres more than 30

[mint yew]

I miscliked a scholars mate in bullet trying to premove

[nimble niche]

⚫

[digital phoenix]

wow

[mint yew]

Nah 100% is only 100% i want 1000%

[radiant frost]

Wait the fact that his rating in blitz and bullet is so low should ring a bell

[digital phoenix]

for sub 1800 its actually normal

[grim edge]

im a sinner

whos prolly gonna sin again

[nimble niche]

cole has arrived

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035076

lord forgive me

[acoustic mason]

You have to tweak your engine a bit then

[digital phoenix]

repent in this chess server

[grim edge]

im not lord

[digital phoenix]

what did u do

[radiant frost]

Lmao

[mint yew]

Look at my blitz and bullet games only a few, thats why

[hot osprey]

why doesnt chess.com make a desktop app

[grim edge]

listening to kendrick while i shit

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

no

[radiant frost]

ik ik jk

[grim edge]

What is the diffrence between Magnus and other people in top 5

[digital phoenix]

seems extremely unnecessary

[nimble niche]

why would they do that? the mobile app is already bad enough

[grim edge]

no

[hot osprey]

i wanna play chess offline

[mint lodge]

Is there coaching here?

[mint yew]

I do use an engine, for game analysis only tho

[grim edge]

the website works so well theres no use

[hot osprey]

with my pc

[digital phoenix]

u still need internet do u know how app works

[grim edge]

What is Magnus doing different then other top player that allow him to be so good

[nimble niche]

find a club

[grim edge]

endgame god

[acoustic mason]

If they did, it would just be a headless browser like discord anyway so no point

[grim edge]

i mean maybe u can play the bots if there was an app

but who doesnt have internet on the pc 😭

[digital phoenix]

when the mobile data is out

also my electricity is out i am now sitting in complete darkness

[grim edge]

i usually only use my laptop in house or at library ( we have wifi there)

[sullen forge]

higuys

[acoustic mason]

Does the mobile app even work without internet? I wouldn't be surprised if bot moves were done on the server

[mint yew]

Ima win elo in daily cuz my friend quitted chess for a short period

[hot osprey]

how do u full screen a tab in opera gx

[digital phoenix]

only can play bots

[grim edge]

if u got lichess u can play stockfish too

[sullen forge]

i remember u

[grim edge]

lichess mobile app is acc so good ngl

[hot osprey]

it still works, bots and puzzles only though

[nimble niche]

i was researching for history and found this 💀

[grim edge]

it has a clock in built

[acoustic mason]

I mean yeah, obviously you can't play against humans without internet

[mint yew]

.work

[hot osprey]

i dont remember you, can you remind me?

[sullen forge]

[mint yew]

.work

.bal

[grim edge]

a girl drew a heart eyes emoji on my hand at school

[hot osprey]

guys should i buy the mini fit in your pocket chess board
or buy normal size

[mint yew]

Wait...wrong server

[sullen forge]

i dont support lgbt

yes

[fluid scroll]

anyone wanna play unrated game

[sullen forge]

thats what u saw

[hearty glacier]

what's the point of sharing that

[sullen forge]

[candid river]

Hiya

[sullen forge]

i said to snowy dog

to remind him

[hearty glacier]

that your a bigot?

[grim edge]

paris is such a rap city

[sullen forge]

no

[grim edge]

sir run you might get cancelled

run as fast as you can

[grim edge]

w kanye

[candid river]

I don’t support btq+

[sullen forge]

yes

but i do not hate them

[mint yew]

So, pubic hair
-YT Shorts Comedy channel

(This said after hiya)

[sullen forge]

i just like dont support lgbt

[hearty glacier]

ok? what's the point of sharing that

[sullen forge]

not hate

[candid river]

Huh?

[grim edge]

if you have enough you can defeat lgbtq

[sullen forge]

dude i said it to remind snowy dog

[mint yew]

Its from YT Shorts

[nimble niche]

i don't think it's necessary to announce to everyone that you hate lgbt just like how i don't think it's necessary to randomly announce to everyone that you are lgbt

[grim edge]

uncle roger

[mint yew]

Comedy somthin

[candid river]

It doesn’t make any sense?

[sullen forge]

i didn’t say that i hate lgbt

[candid river]

They announce it I announce it

[sullen forge]

i said i don’t support them

[hearty glacier]

Bruh just move on

[mint yew]

Man nvm

[sullen forge]

[grim edge]

then u get banned

shut up

[fleet sigil]

a day is 24 hours tf

[candid river]

I have nothing wrong with people being lgbtq++ whatever as long as it doesn’t affect me

[acoustic mason]

No one announced it...

[grim edge]

same

[mint yew]

Just 'Welcome To The Server Mate!'

[grim edge]

that’s perfectly fine but u dont need to share ur opinions ab it here, keep it to yourself

[candid river]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

everyone announces they are lgbt

[grim edge]

same to people who say that they are lgbtqai+

[hearty glacier]

Magnus trains in his sleep , he plays again the pharohs of egypt

[mint yew]

...bro the Time Update came faster than Chess 2.1

[nimble niche]

finally the church got an update for the first time in 2000 years, i felt like the devs didn't care about us anymore

[fleet sigil]

man they used to flag me just for existing

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-cat-cute-gif-25435369

[fleet sigil]

cute

[hearty glacier]

fr too cute

[mint yew]

Chess 2.0beta (Beta 65wu81) - Chess.com Spell Chess

[grim edge]

cute

warm lights or cool lights?

[nimble niche]

😋

🥢

[digital phoenix]

how did he taste

[lime lava]

why so cute

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[mint yew]

Chess 2.0 - Full Chess.com Spell Chess

[hearty glacier]

ngl yummy was the first thing that came to mind when i saw it

[fleet sigil]

real

[mint yew]

Chess 2.1 - WHEN?

[grim edge]

we need a patch

[upbeat viper]

every pieces will be able to en passant

[nimble niche]

hewwo mawios

[grim edge]

i prefer pork

kings need to be buffed

[mint yew]

Wat patch

[grim edge]

when is chess.com adding a battlepass?

[short kettle]

yes

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-x-family-spy-family-elegance-such-elegance-anya-gif-25620538

[short kettle]

also sup chat

[upbeat viper]

imagine a battle pass for pieces skins and themes

[sullen forge]

🙂

[acoustic mason]

Queens are too OP, they should really put that behind a paywall

[grim edge]

uh okay bro you do you

[short kettle]

same

[sullen forge]

I did

[nimble niche]

is the no lichess link rule limited to only lichess or inclunding any website with code sourced from lichess?

[hearty glacier]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lime lava]

You awe my fan now or what
I dont wanna be in jail like cellen

[upbeat viper]

any website different from CC

[sullen forge]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-america-chavez-doctor-strange-multiverse-multiverse-of-madness-gif-26021391

[sullen forge]

I didnt do anything wrong

[fresh wind]

anti LGBTQ comments are not allowed, yes you did

[mint yew]

Chess 2.1 PROPOSED - A battle pass for pieces and chess themes, a $100 auto-win bypass, and all piece can do en passant

[upbeat viper]

handling it rinqed*

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121053848258232346/1151499230091952248/1984.mov

what message will make mods istantly banhim

[grim edge]

maybe n word

[lime lava]

The name of a certain country

[fleet sigil]

nsfw

[grim edge]

Chad?

[mint yew]

Vote for approval.

[hearty glacier]

gifs that loops fast are too much for my weak eyes

[nimble niche]

what if it's a website for another board game, like shogi or draughts, etc?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[upbeat viper]

hmm instant ban can be racism, nsfw or very gore content, scams, ..

such thing

yk

[grim edge]

ok noted

[hearty glacier]

self adv should be insta ban

[upbeat viper]

tbh idk

[grim edge]

im cole

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[digital phoenix]

banned

[mint yew]

Ban.

[short kettle]

BAN BAN BAN

[mint yew]

@SurverMods

Ban cole, said the c word

[grim edge]

anyone up for chess?

[hearty glacier]

the one that had a fight with france?

[nimble niche]

i know you do

[grim edge]

i failed history class

ban me

[nimble niche]

and got colonised

[mint yew]

No, Chess Card.

[lime lava]

Gore... I dont understand how people get those videos...

[upbeat viper]

let's not start a political topic

thanks

:)

[grim edge]

adrenaline

[digital phoenix]

chess

[fleet sigil]

it takes a google search

[lime lava]

What do you even search? Tf haha

[grim edge]

websites

[graceful lintel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xJmhNzUtOm8?si=lDl0Ri-zSJzqQFDZ
Comment section 💀

[lime lava]

Instead of searching cute puppies

[hearty glacier]

uwu who is dis , didn't know Bastoura's cousin was a mod

[digital phoenix]

"gore" ?

[upbeat viper]

kek

[nimble niche]

the cat lasts more than a day?

[grim edge]

who is cewwen

[grim edge]

me

[nimble niche]

me

[grim edge]

who

and nothing hurts anymore

[graceful lintel]

Yep
||Cat died on 3rd day||

[grim edge]

i feel kind of free

[lime lava]

A guy sent me a video and Since that one Im never gonna be curious again to click it
Ive never seen something like that
And hope I wont see type stuff again

[grim edge]

i put my hand on a stove

to see if i still bleed

[heavy mist]

hey whats up guys

[grim edge]

and nothing hurts anymoree

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-alireza-alireza-firouzja-gif-25898608

[grim edge]

shut up

normal chess handshake

[grim edge]

naruto jutsu

[digital phoenix]

burn isnt bleed tho?

[grim edge]

blame kanye for the lyric

actually partynextdoor he wrote that lyric

[digital phoenix]

kanye fit deez nuts

[heavy mist]

how do i disconnect my chess.com account?

[hearty glacier]

this gave me anxiety when shaking hands i started just fist bumping

[digital phoenix]

it already is

[graceful lintel]

"you,you brack brack is no"

[grim edge]

we’re still the kids we used to beee

[digital phoenix]

also u chould probably change that status @heavy mist

[grim edge]

i put my hand on a stoveee

to see if i still bleed

[heavy mist]

OMG thanks for telling me

[grim edge]

and nothing hurts anymore

we’re still the kids we used to beee

[nimble niche]

i often put my hand out to shake and my opponent chooses to do any way like fist bump or elbow bump

[grim edge]

wtf am i doing bye

[hearty glacier]

singing the lyrics

[graceful lintel]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TIQy6a4VdKU&si=w0pXK8fgUq8kdY1o

[viscid jacinth]

Oh my god calisthenics is so fricking humbling

[grim edge]

typing*

[digital phoenix]

really all my opponents handshake

except the old men they fist bump

[heavy mist]

bruh

[grim edge]

she take my money

[hearty glacier]

nah u probably was singing them in your head

[grim edge]

when im in need

[nimble niche]

it's awkward when i put my hand out to shake and they decide to use their elbow

[grim edge]

always call em out and give then a dap

[hearty glacier]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

u took too long

[heavy mist]

bruuh

[graceful lintel]

Ran when discord

[heavy wing]

Nihao

[viscid jacinth]

Me when

[grim edge]

shut up racist piece of shit

[digital phoenix]

hola como estas

[grim edge]

i draw hundred times bette

[heavy mist]

what is this

[nimble niche]

cellen hasn't been online all evening

[tropic plaza]

Kamusta, ano ang iyong nararamdaman sa gabing ito

[graceful lintel]

Didn't asked

• it was drawn by ran rhy

[heavy mist]

lol

[nimble niche]

guten Tag

[digital phoenix]

gute nacht

[grim edge]

i mentioned a fact

[tropic plaza]

Wuzz

[nimble niche]

im not sleeping yet, it's only 11pm

[sterile tusk]

Guten Mittag

[grim edge]

im so into this brain

[sterile tusk]

I Always go sleep 10/11pm rn

For the gym gains

[fresh wind]

school? I'm 28

[graceful lintel]

My reaction:

[graceful lintel]

28?💀

[nimble niche]

雪花飘飘北风萧萧

[tropic plaza]

I sleep 2am knowingly i need to wake up at 5:30

[grim edge]

lemme give u butterflies ❤️

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[sterile tusk]

I used to do that too

[tropic plaza]

And come up high on school

[graceful lintel]

Imma eat it

[sterile tusk]

I even Had nights with only 1-2 hours sleep

[nimble niche]

it's just xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao in chinese

[digital phoenix]

all above 18 def school yes

[grim edge]

its poisnious

[radiant frost]

Racist call police

[sterile tusk]

But i felt tired and Bad every day with so less sleep

[graceful lintel]

[acoustic mason]

University exists

[fleet sigil]

it's didn't ask 🤓

[nimble niche]

ommm batwater for dinner

[digital phoenix]

yeah it wouldnt be called school anymore

[grim edge]

hi

[acoustic mason]

Some people do but yeah fair that's rare 😅

[grim edge]

unique

Hi las

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/wheee-veramesi-elephant-slide-elephant-fun-gif-2470716909965591718

[swift panther]

And

[graceful lintel]

Past tense structure

[grim edge]

there have been times i didnt sleep at all

[graceful lintel]

It'll come with V3 right?

[grim edge]

its great ur knees start to shake

[sterile tusk]

Well, i changed it now i sleep at least 7hrs/night and i feel so much better

[tropic plaza]

Means ur dying

[graceful lintel]

"Ask" V3 will be "asked"

[grim edge]

7 hours is so hard to get

[nimble niche]

i know people who sleep 10 hours every night

[vague sluice]

@graceful lintel How did your tourney go??

[grim edge]

i sleep 10-12 on holidays

[tropic plaza]

How, thats like half of the day asleep

[radiant frost]

Flat earthers believe gravity won't let you reach the void in the world

[sterile tusk]

Yep but I did it, going to sleep 11pm and waking Up 6am

[tropic plaza]

I cant even sleep past 8

[graceful lintel]

Won 5 games out of 6

[acoustic mason]

I average 5 hours. Some days as low as 3

[grim edge]

bro yall wouldnt beleive it i slept at 8 and woke up at 8

[fleet sigil]

whats past tense(i dont know english)

[graceful lintel]

ur luck

[grim edge]

like thats so insane

[tropic plaza]

[grim edge]

i also have slept 1 to 1

[graceful lintel]

Oh my favourite fruit is Sicilian def

[grim edge]

i can sleep forever

[vague sluice]

CONGRATULATIONS!! EVERYONE PRAISE THIS MAN!!

[bright folio]

you have panda eyes

[grim edge]

me?

[vague sluice]

In all honesty good job CEO you did great

[bright folio]

yes

[fleet sigil]

who beat you?

[graceful lintel]

tyyyyy

[grim edge]

how

[graceful lintel]

Random 2k rated

[bright folio]

uuh nvm

[cobalt sluice]

half life 90% off on steam

[tropic plaza]

Skill issue

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-eyebrow-pokemon-gif-24729099

[fleet sigil]

ohh

[cobalt sluice]

mmm i luv en passant

[mint yew]

You uno reverse me?

[fleet sigil]

you only 1200 elo

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-pokemon-bed-bedtime-gif-26561935

[grim edge]

i slept at 6 pm, woke up at 8pm, ate for 10 mins, went back to sleep, woke up on 8 am (wanted to sleep more)

[tropic plaza]

Me not giving a shit

[radiant frost]

Checkmate using en passant? That's epic

[grim edge]

you’re fr?

[vague sluice]

How are you doing @grim edge

[cobalt sluice]

who the hell sleeps at 6 pm

[keen parrot]

yea

[grim edge]

fantastic wbu

[grim edge]

i was hella tired that day

[graceful lintel]

Av typical elephant

[grim edge]

how come i haven’t heard of you man

[vague sluice]

I’m doing alright. Glad you’re well

[cobalt sluice]

i feel you

[grim edge]

sleepy

[keen parrot]

cause i fell off potential wise

[graceful lintel]

@vague sluice ur luck tyy

[grim edge]

damn dude

[nimble niche]

i find falling asleep between 2 and 5pm easier than falling asleep at night

[tropic plaza]

I did a joke and the first thing i see is someone attacking my elo

[grim edge]

who says your potential stopped?

[fleet sigil]

i was joking too

😔

[grim edge]

im here hoping their phone dies

[tropic plaza]

Aight

[graceful lintel]

Av 1200 rated:

[tropic plaza]

What tf is av

[grim edge]

weren’t you a cow yesterday?

[graceful lintel]

Average

[tropic plaza]

Ye

[fathom herald]

hey

[tropic plaza]

You got defeated by 1200 elo

[fleet sigil]

yea but i milked him too hard and he turned into a dry elephant

[grim edge]

are you changing animals everyday

[cobalt sluice]

i'm 470 elo 😎 (i wanna kill myself)

[tropic plaza]

You just noticed💀💀

[grim edge]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Damn i didnt saw that

[grim edge]

i just didn’t seem to care until now

[grim edge]

thats actually true, modern doctors say some people tend to like sleeping in the day more. theres not much wrong with it, just hard to get jobs and stuff. u can however train ur circadian rhythm to feel sleepy in the night

[graceful lintel]

I wasn't in mood(jk probably skills issue)💀
But then I beat u 2 times in a row

[grizzled verge]

What are you guys's elo?

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah he said the same thing

[cobalt sluice]

bro this week i got 13 black games man 😭

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

2700 FM

[fleet sigil]

9 trillion

[tropic plaza]

Xd

[grim edge]

based

[bright folio]

i got 4 white games

[cobalt sluice]

bet

[grim edge]

5

[viscid jacinth]

Thanks for saying that to a 30 seconds drawing

[graceful lintel]

How old r u?

[grizzled verge]

enough

[tropic plaza]

9 000 000 000 000

[vague sluice]

None, zero isn’t a letter

[grim edge]

all my drawings take no more than a minute

we live we love we lie

[graceful lintel]

Ran rhy not gonna lie ur gf kinda cute

[grim edge]

WAIT NO

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[grim edge]

HURRY DELETE

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

I didnt make this art, it was made by one of my friends on april fools

[fleet sigil]

wait its 12 right

[tropic plaza]

Edit that on how old r yall

[fleet sigil]

LOL

THEY TriCKED ME

[tropic plaza]

Ceoo fast

[grim edge]

Jesus Christ is Lord, I just had a really lucky 2 brilliant moves

[grim edge]

we live we love we life

Does anyone care to see

[grim edge]

i do go ahead

[nimble niche]

the only thing i can draw are phalluses in other people's books so your art is pretty good compared to mine

[graceful lintel]

Bruh he deleted

[graceful lintel]

I was so close to get ss

[grim edge]

yuck

Check out this #chess game: russia5772 vs Chambolle76 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/88349337857

[worn ice]

russia5772 (885) vs. Chambolle76 (790)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. d4 e5 3. d5 Nd4 4. c3 f6 5. cxd4 Bb4+ 6. Nc3 exd4 7. Qxd4 c5 8. Qd1 Qa5 9. [Bd2] Qb6 10. Bc4 d6 11. a3 Bxc3 12. Bxc3 Nh6 13. Qh5+ Ke7 14. Nf3 Bg4 15. Bxf6+ Kxf6 16. Qg5+ Kf7 17. Ne5+ dxe5 18. d6+ Be6 19. Bxe6+ Kxe6 20. Qe7# 

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[viscid jacinth]

I just said i didn't make that

[tropic plaza]

All i can draw is a man with two line sa and a circle for a head

[graceful lintel]

Raa ra Rasputin

[fallen wadi]

We gotta survive somehow

[vague sluice]

Look it’s cole

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[graceful lintel]

Me when I used discord for first time

[nova verge]

We’re half way there 🎶🎶

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[acoustic mason]

Just say a dozen if someone tries that trap in future

[cobalt sluice]

470

[grim edge]

no more

[cobalt sluice]

bro blur that puss

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge i saw that

[cobalt sluice]

also @grim edge i ss that

[nimble niche]

it's blurred

[vague sluice]

Woah-oh, livin on a prayer

[cobalt sluice]

not blurry enough

[grim edge]

damn why did yall see that

[vague sluice]

It’s Friday night and we’ll make it I swear

You’re welcome Bailey

[burnt vapor]

We love chess

But we love Jun more

[nova verge]

Thank you!

[graceful lintel]

Who's Jun?

[nimble niche]

isn't it 'take my hand, we'll make it, i swear'?

[grim edge]

@grim edge did u see

[burnt vapor]

I'm Jun!

[vague sluice]

No because if I say it then it must be right, no exceptions there

I tried

[graceful lintel]

I love Jun

[cobalt sluice]

whoa, we're halfway there
whoa-oh

[vague sluice]

I love CEO

[graceful lintel]

I love everyone

[burnt vapor]

Jun loves u too <3

[graceful lintel]

[fleet sigil]

you were going to trick me if break didn't say anything 😂

[cobalt sluice]

that random 2600 troll:

[final trellis]

yo

[grim edge]

Most used

[graceful lintel]

<500

[cobalt sluice]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Noice

[cobalt sluice]

(i hate myself)

[graceful lintel]

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

Skills issue

[digital phoenix]

did u call

[graceful lintel]

Skills issue
get better

[vague sluice]

Thank you kayden

[cobalt sluice]

bro i'm boutta be servin' a life sentence if my group chat got leaked 😭

[cobalt sluice]

bet.

[graceful lintel]

🔥

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

💀

Managed for kill chat for few seconds

[bright folio]

[vague sluice]

how dare you

[graceful lintel]

[vague sluice]

ceo can you play me a match?

[toxic lintel]

I put to much sugar in my coffee

[graceful lintel]

Sure rapid or blitz?

[vague sluice]

rapipd please

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[toxic lintel]

It taste so sweet I'm scared I might die😹😹😹😹

[graceful lintel]

My username "icarwi"@vague sluice

[vague sluice]

in your dms

[toxic lintel]

I should be fine then

[sharp thicket]

Should I start a chess youtube channel ?

[toxic lintel]

Yes

WAIT THIS IS A MATE😱

[glacial nacelle]

Isnt that the italian game?

[toxic lintel]

Take the pawn with horse then bishop chills in front of the dudes bishop😳

[quiet chasm]

💀

[peak plank]

Ursov

It's the reversed stafford

Not at all. The best move is nc3 in the style of a reversed Stafford

[quiet chasm]

wait I thought that was an opening

I guess I was wrong

[peak plank]

It's technically called the ursov gambit

[quiet chasm]

ok

[peak plank]

In what world is it mate 💀

[toxic lintel]

Cold apple juice after hot coffee is peak

[tropic plaza]

Legs are so desd rn

[quiet chasm]

when was it a mate anyways 💀

[upbeat viper]

@pulsar bramble please do NOT advertise your discord server in people's DMs

[quiet chasm]

💀

[boreal cosmos]

[heavy mist]

Hey sir i have a problem

[quiet chasm]

caught on 4k

[digital phoenix]

hey join my server discord.gg/chesscom

[heavy mist]

with chess.com

[upbeat viper]

which is

[boreal cosmos]

pinged mod no reason lul

[heavy mist]

@upbeat viper I connected my facebook account but have not got the advancmnt

[upbeat viper]

was your account closed ?

[digital phoenix]

they have to know

[vague sluice]

good game CEO

[upbeat viper]

uuh

write to support then, there's nothing I can do myself

[heavy mist]

they skip me

[fleet sigil]

please join my server, its called chess.com.

[boreal cosmos]

no they dont

[heavy mist]

Also where can i see my community points

[upbeat viper]

community points

🤔

[heavy mist]

https://support.chess.com/article/492-what-are-the-points-on-my-home-page-how-do-i-earn-them

[upbeat viper]

oh

[grim edge]

banned

[burnt vapor]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[upbeat viper]

I don't see them on my profile anymore

sooo

maybe removed ?

I have no idea

[heavy mist]

ok thanks

[upbeat viper]

like they used to be here

[pulsar bramble]

sorry man

[heavy mist]

yes

[upbeat viper]

👌

[fleet sigil]

if blundering is the key to success, why do I lose the game if I blunder.

[boreal cosmos]

i got 1500 views more than you kek

[upbeat viper]

because you can improve from your mistakes

[upbeat viper]

shush old chess coach

[quiet chasm]

I see french lol

[tropic plaza]

Fwench

[upbeat viper]

oui oui

[boreal cosmos]

who ya call old mr baguette

[upbeat viper]

u

[boreal cosmos]

1v1? lets go

[upbeat viper]

I can't challenge you

coward

[peak plank]

Ahahaha

[boreal cosmos]

rating too low

[tropic plaza]

Croissant oui

[upbeat viper]

wait

[fluid scroll]

lol

[upbeat viper]

such option exists ?

[grim edge]

I wanna see chessboxing bastoura vs mightymarkus

[boreal cosmos]

yes you can set min challenge

[upbeat viper]

wah

didn't know

that's kewl

[boreal cosmos]

i think mines at -25 +infinite

[upbeat viper]

you're a coward anyway

[peak plank]

[quiet chasm]

imagine lol

[boreal cosmos]

so i win since you cant challenge me

[grim edge]

i got my money on bastoura

[upbeat viper]

[boreal cosmos]

[upbeat viper]

rigged

[grim edge]

wait how tall ru?

[quiet chasm]

[white sorrel]

Here

[upbeat viper]

not that tall

[tropic plaza]

Really has to bring height up

[boreal cosmos]

Bastoura moment

[upbeat viper]

wah

why don't I have em

[peak plank]

Looks like that's on old format then

[grim edge]

If its boxing taller = more advantage

[white sorrel]

go to any stats u can see them

[tropic plaza]

What are them for

[white sorrel]

na is views for me on the main one

[upbeat viper]

aah

[tropic plaza]

I thought youre gonna say lil bro to bast

[grim edge]

arent u like 6”5 or smth

[boreal cosmos]

im 7ft 207 cm. You don't want to 1v1 me

[upbeat viper]

.

we found the points

[tropic plaza]

Ok big bro

[upbeat viper]

just go to any rating stat you want

weird they changed it tho'

[tropic plaza]

Whats that for

[white sorrel]

they forgot to change it

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[tropic plaza]

For design

[grim edge]

ill be taller than u in like a year dont worry lil bro

[boreal cosmos]

nah

[white sorrel]

contribution in forums, comments under daily puzzles and in clubs

[main night]

Hello all and good day!

[peak plank]

Found it 👍

[quiet chasm]

5'6

[upbeat viper]

active user

stonks

[grim edge]

Im 16 and 6”5 its happenimg lil man

[boreal cosmos]

[tropic plaza]

Thats tall lil bro

[graceful lintel]

What happened to miku Hatsune 💀

[upbeat viper]

why did they change the title red

now it's sooo deep dark redish

almost sad

[boreal cosmos]

anyways im back to lessons, some future gms in making

[upbeat viper]

gimme

[tropic plaza]

Fr should make it blue

[upbeat viper]

[graceful lintel]

Bro can crush him with his fingers

[balmy frost]

ما

[boreal cosmos]

chao chat

[white sorrel]

MIKU NAKANO BETTER

[upbeat viper]

ciao

[grim edge]

casual flex

[boreal cosmos]

[peak plank]

U sure it's CC?

[white sorrel]

why u talking about me?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1320 (1344 peak)
Blitz: 1073 (1097 peak)
Bullet: 1259 (1375 peak)

[upbeat viper]

yeah ?

[tropic plaza]

Ciao

[main night]

That's actually shite yanyo

[grim edge]

ewww

[peak plank]

Dang.

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-mr-bean-ciao-waving-gif-17896599

[peak plank]

If anything else happens, blame Ludwig

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

its actually dumb asf they gave lugwig a title

so glad they took it away

[latent oracle]

Smartest cc move

[grim edge]

real shit

[crystal jewel]

lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> inchos

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1277 (peak)
Blitz: 1064 (1130 peak)
Bullet: 1037 (1102 peak)

[grim edge]

peak sitting

[lapis brook]

sit

[latent oracle]

Peak shitting

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> floryn123

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1260 (peak)
Blitz: 1203 (peak)
Bullet: 1160 (1234 peak)

[lapis brook]

1000 blitz? ez win

[peak plank]

/challenge when

[grim edge]

another classic from Sen Abdilhamidi Savundun

[grim edge]

i barely play blitz

[lapis brook]

1260 rapid? ez win

[peak plank]

I don't play blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> granulatedchesseract

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1385 (1523 peak)
Blitz: 1290 (1598 peak)
Bullet: 1433 (1664 peak)

[grim edge]

whats ur rapid

[mild apex]

Sounds cap

[grim edge]

1500 peak what happened 💀

[tropic plaza]

Dropping blitz elo like its raining