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This is the gayest lyrics I've ever seen
This is the most depressed lyrics I've ever seen
And I listen to Lewis capaldi
This is like wish you the best at an whole other level
Who in the right mind listens to that ngl
what's ur rating
Why
am i in my right mindset
Wha 
No
then i do
Why are you playing 3 2
i know that story
and it was fully his decision, he decided what was best for him
they solved one mfo
You see, if I play 3 2 I will end with 25 minutes on the clock
anyone wanna play ??
That was a long time ago though

I would have taken the money
it's of the 3rd millennium
Yes poincarè was solved
My goal is actually to solve them
math is fun
1200
But guess what ITS SO HARD TO SOLVE
Yes
The hardest one imo is birch
I just found out I have to play irl to become a master😱
You don't say
Have u done a lot of irl tournaments? What were they like
I am genuinely worried about your well being
And did u win money? :0
lmfao why
No I have never because I am 1700 
And I don't feel like
And I lived in italy they don't do tournaments in italy
You know why
🥱 a lot of confidence for your rating i must say
Sowwy ;-:
im gay too
we gay here 🗣️
i prove it on the board
I forgot how to block people
i support you
guys who got premuim ?
in all seriousness i do
OK I remembered
i support you too <3
😳
me too do you wanna play ?
I needed to block the femboy person before i go out of my mind
get well soon /j
if you wont u will get a lovely ban
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Gays are cool
guys who got premium ?
Same
Anyone in gen chat got fide?😳
lgbt.
nah i want chess.com
gg
Shiawase - Vip is 🔥🔥
from rocket league?????
Yessir
W
bro censored half the song
Half the song censored😹😹😹
wo
but I got it from Tidal wave by OniLink and more
we shall get out of here 💀
OK if you need someone to talk to and to confort you remember I'm here for you ❤️
why u guys worried skull
li
chess
gg @grim edge
anyone here knows wilbur soot
Yes
me too
best song of his
https://spotify.link/KWciekVH2Cb
He is a youtuber who does minectaft
Oh he does songs...
he's also lead singer of the band lovejoy and used to do independent music
I love you jailbreak
bro if i played someone over me he will destroy my shit for real happens always lol
KNIFE FIGHT
lets go
stop sending spotify shit
make me <3
hello
bro this song is old and shit
hi kayden
bro are you addicted to discord ??
💀💀💀
addicted to chess
my guy
goodnight 🫶
W
what is the time rn with you ?
11 pm
from japan ?
so like, i guess they call it the sophomore slump
always crying, always drunk
a few dead, more gone, and the rest, well, on their way
thanks! (i hate it)
🔥🔥🔥
Has the Magnus Carlsen game ended?
horrible guess
for real
germany man
oh cool , im from Oman
tf is oman
a country in africa
oh okay
o man o man
ahhh alright
r u american
no
i’ve seen your profile picture a few months ago on this dc server
u sure sound like it
„unknown“
aww im famous?
yes
do your own research
okay 😭😭
bruh
im not american im a proud patriot 💯
sorry I dont talk to people who just joined
north america right
his thingy is saying north america but idk
okay?
imma go before more braincells die
its not though
can lose your last 3 remaining braincells
its worth more
Hi
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
STOP BRO
we do your homework and you want to sell that to us now nahhhh
hi
im buying it
i am just kidding :))
LOL
ok
nice how much is it worth?
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$75-$500 depending on the edition
Thx I still need to do that😳
i want one
oh nice
go on ebay
selling cards ✅ my specialty
me as a rather exquisite and dapper gentleman in the liking. I would want to perplex you with the possesions i possess... so with no further ado i would like to say i possess not one BUT TWO mobile telefonic devices one of the mobile telefonic devices is for the purchase of rather elicit narcotics while simultaneously the other one is known as the "load" i do not possess one BUT TWO mobile telefonic devices on is for the attention of mistresses while the out one is for my financial status
Done😎
skyline GTR R34
icecrow02
This is hard for my tired brain to read😹
why not 3 phones?
I'm red now😱
i find it rather more civil to address two instead of 3
makes sense
bro is writing a poem
take notes
„boo“
He said Boooo
:DD
Same, I'm just waiting on food to be done then sleep😌
same
Hey guys
i like pumpkin pie
Hello
Hello there
How are you doing this fine day
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bro placed all his stat points into english
For those who done irl tournaments, do u have to write down each move? I saw it in queens gambit but I'm not sure if that's an actual rule or not
In classical yes
i am bored asf
I'm hungry😔
Finally reached 1200( ╹▽╹ )
nice!!
Want to play a quick match?
yea sure
And I get paid :DD
Where in this discord can I send a video of my best play ever
U gotta be Trusted I think idk
I have already
Sure
Yeah ur low rated it makes sense
what’s ur cc name?
IceCrow02
What rating are you anyway (rapid, not blitz)
1700
Haya
Sent it to u @grim edge
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Bullet: 1066 (1074 peak)
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Hiii
Thank you!
Hoi

i’ve send u a challenge
There so many venti here o-o
hello mr blunder master
what's your bullet elo?
Anyone wanna play against me in a rapid match
Elo ?
400😭 I’m better than that tho
Wtf 😭😭
1150 or something
Train in real game trust me
hello
can you help me test out a bot?
@noble brook I just wanna play someone like u
Dond you dell me whad do do
@honest mirage can you tell me why I cant get to 1000
Could someone pls tell me why I cant get to 1000
no
skill issue
just stop losing?
How?
so easy
That was so sad😭😭😭
by not losing
Bro that ending😭 all my peices getting took one by one
If I dont play I wont lose but my elo wont go up
Don't hang pieces
gg!
Whats your rateing?
1m
Gg XDD u literally executed all my peices one by one right in front of me at the end😹😹😹
Only?
hmm i don’t know maybe u just don’t play your opening properly or maybe you fail to see some tactics(do some puzzles) or maybe u just don’t think when playing chess :))
those were my problems lmao
yea haha happens
yo wassup
yo
how are you doing
good, prob heading to sleep soon, u?
The no chance this will happen gambit nice!
i am fine i am gonna watch some youtube and after that i am going to go sleep aswell
yeye same
Im not that good
i am sick
Flo what was that opening u did? I see most people I face move the other pawn next the one in the middle, not the one in front of bishop
vienna gambit
I see :0
u almost played the main line!
Very cool :>
u should have taken my pawn with the knight when i took the e5 pawn
Ooooo :0
but you took it with your d5 pawn and after that your knight was hanging yk?
yea 😹
My plan was to have u attack me with the pawn in front of ur queen and move it over so we can queen trade, but it never happened😹
Gg tho :> very nice learning experience 💪
yea gg! if u want to play some other time just text me

Why did they sacrifice the rooooook? :0
Bro i swear to god
If you're losing checkmate in one
can you ff or some shit ??
Finally
After 5 minutes of waiting he did forfeit
La chat é morta ci pensa il sium
🐸
So I’d have a chance to win
Has anyone done this before?
Nooo I lost my daily puzzle streak on day 69
😔
bro got an extension pack 💀
Funny number
Yeah
what about a 10x10 chess board
is my internet working
I haven't done a smothered mate in a long time because everyone resign just before getting mated
Lmao
e
Was it funny?
🗣️🗣️NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?⚠️
🗣️🗣️NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?⚠️
🗣️NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!! 🔥🔥

hewwo cewwen
everyone otb just sac the rook for the knight and I don't get to smother mate
That song is in my head now😹
hi
Hi hi
hi children
bro made him take it back 💀💀💀
This morning chat was funny, with the cow
what’s morning
How's morning😳
what’s morning for you
ewo
i watched a 2100 hang mate in one today
one time my opponent had to take g1 with the knight
5 am to 1 pm😎
online blits
i meant what’s your goddam tz so i know what’s morning
🗣️🗣️NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?⚠️
🗣️🗣️NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?⚠️
🗣️NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!! 🔥🔥

"oh no my queen"
O LOL😹😹😹😹
💀
Daily reminder that this guy is 2200

forget this
U don't know that meme?
i need to get my ratings up so i can play the bad titled players
Who here writes poetry
i write sql injection scripts
@grim edge
@grim edge yea ik it
im currently in anna cramling and andrea botez territory
it’s a wild vimun
noob
A 2400 Elo making my same blunders
yuh
Yesterday was my bday
happy late bday
happy late birthday
Pizza was good tho
😹
and the year after that
And the year after that year?
Happy late birthday :)
my bday is sometime between jan 1 and dec 31
Lmao
same
happy late closer to death day
??
So true XD
@viral epoch ur siblings
Theres a lot of ventis :0
Mhm
brain rot
4 those who play genshin, I got venti on my first roll when he first came out😎
wtf is that
I still haven't got venti yet ;-;
eww tt user
Rip😭
dont throw stones in a glass house
AHHH
fine i’ll throw ducks instead
kapewwwww
bro you're on discord 💀 don't make fun of other people for using social media
🦆
anyways my oreder almost shipped
lallalalala what’d u say
He wanted to come give u car insurance
poor guy
First day on the job to😹
What would u guys do if someone play D4
i play d4
h5
C4
I play b4
Nf6
Kight f3
h5 best
hi i’m v
Englund or crab, depending on what I feel like
starting with a5 is better
Hmm ok
Where there's an opening called crab??? I need to learn it now😱😳
I always start with a not h for the crab
real
Crab opening ?
Mmh
the potato opening is the best
What yall favorite opening?
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 1946 (peak)
Bullet: 1928 (2154 peak)
London system
...
vienna,queensgambit,sicillian and maybe caro kann
W
london system
but i don’t play the caro kann anymore so yea
And with black now i try the price magnus gambit
Those r the only one I've played
either wayward queen or englund
@grim edge
Ohhh
i love all of them

london system
We about the same elo too (・o・)
blame the midgame
chess is for nerds
man server so boring when y’all talk about chess
cool
We allways blame mid game;-;
i can literally only win with either englund or crab against d4
lets play a quick game of GUESS THE EVAL
Let talk about WW2
not allowed
mf said ww2
wrong
+2 smth
also wrong
+1.8 is my guess
so many cloudsss
probably even less than 1.8 actually
black has good knights and white's bishop is dead
who to mov e
blacks move
who do u think bruh
🐢
Just say it (╥﹏╥)
ok
well black
im guess 0.6
actually white is lost, the eval is -3
but always gotta confirm
Ohhh
white in a losing position makes sense to me but -3 doesnt
aint no way that position is -3
i'd expect -1 at most
Bruh how -3
nah black defiintely winning signficantly
see i was right 🥱
bro said the knight was trapped
probably not worth taking on a8
possible
i have to say i think pos is act -1.8 msot
in the real game i didnt even see the fork until a few moves later xD
most
something like Qa7 Nxf3+ gxf3 Nxe4 would be pretty bad
nah qa7 ends the game
i played Qg5 first just to scare him
which engine u using
lol
standard or quick
chess.com engine
they give diff values
it can return to d5 and take on a8 bruh what are you talking about
no, i meant it’s possible to trap a knight
i mean depth
a knight. not the knight
depth 20
hu
are u using stockfish 15?
try load to 28 or higher
im using stockfish 11 lol
low depth engine is more or less correct though
you're using an old ass stockfish version
the number might be off but the degree to which one side is losing is close enough
28 is overkill
28 is meh
Guess the EVAL
Qa7 actually makes a lot of sense, i'm pretty sure it directly refutes Nxa8
who to move
-4.6
huhhh
uhh -5
c2 looks juicy
Nope
-6
Damn
-7
Nope
+2
Yes
Damn
Not always when i am doing puzzles, at start the depth from 15-23 is white winning but after 2 secs it black wining
do i get candy for effort
yeah go figure it's hard to dislodge the pawn from c2
give a candy
wait why didn't bro take the free knight?
and Rd4 isn't a fork because of a5 so black keeps the material
@last verge what ur puzzle rating
huh
probably took a pawn or something
There a pawn
oh
1467
Nice
Sus
Yea
yeah thats a mobile thing usually though, it works fine on pc for me
U said do I get a candy for the effort
You sure youre 100?
Hello
yeah
i'm worse
yea:))))
i want a cookie now
Hmm
Ok bruh ik u are kidding
You should be 800 at the very least
…
give a cookie
thanks

bro hes 3400 puzzles 😭🙏 that should mean hes around my level
yayahaya who wants to share a cookie with me
wait hold on i see a tactic
he should be 227 at least
Oh shit 💀
i am confident that every 100 is just a sandbagger
I was super conservative in my guess
i’m 174
you need to not lose the pieces you should probably just play a5 and c2
I've seen some 1200s with like 3k
i mean you can cheat in puzzles
what if Bishop takes the b3 pawn, attacking the queen and if queen takes then i take his rook
Maybe the time management is ultra shit
not really a relevant benchmark rating
Imagine cheating in puzzles smh
They should be used purely for your betterment
I have no idea what i just said
Bxb3 white should probably play Rxb4
maybe that's why its -6
You play shogi?
I just played chess for an year(actually i stop for 3 months)
but then u loose ur queen
No
Oh
blud is 1600 blitz and peak 4500 puzzles⁉️
Sus
… lol
yeah but you're losing so much material anyway you should try to get as much back for it as possible
Ik is sus but i am like this
I have to say everyone who add me thinks me sus but that how i get 3400 on puzzle now
i mean if i was that guy i would go for the tactic, either i keep the extra piece or i win his queen
I do sandbag in puzzle
puzzles rating 5x rapid rating susgeW
Real
Bro i dont play rapid anymore
I want to reach 2000 in blitz than play rapid
So i can farm rating
Meanwhile my puzzle rating is lower than my rapid rating
honestly a5 c2 is also pretty strong but Bxb3 is juicy
😢
you forcibly dislodge the queen
2000 blitz is easy if ur 4500 puzzles
No i am not anymore i am 3400 in puzzle
And act i pause playing for 3 months ready
bro is 100 elo and 3400 in puzzles tf
So i only played chess for 9 months
Yes 100 elo lol
ohh you're 800
Sandbagging is stupid innit
Meow
a
h
😩
hey, im a begginer in chess, (currently 500 Elo in rapid), I just played this match and I want to know if I did good
https://www.chess.com/live/game/81598048980
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 Ng4 6. Bg5 f6 7. Bd2 f5 8. exf5 b5 9. Bxb5 Bxf2+ 10. Rxf2 Nxf2 11. Kxf2 Nd4 12. c3 Qh4+ 13. Kf1 Qf6 14. cxd4 Qxf5 15. Nc3 [exd4]
you did terrible(i didnt even check)
thanks
Yw
I also missed a queen whit the knight 😞
I hope
I hope i can get 800 1 day
I am 106 at chess now
I haven’t play for 3 months ready bruh
yo
Yo yo yo

yoyoyooyo
my controller wasn't controlling that's why i lost
yea
i refuse to believe that's a human
its AI
oh him
U shud b noice
bro is a digital goblin
I thought It was a girl
I see
better
💀
Hi
lol
yo
yes
yes
5 year old you butchered the smile
broski goin to jail
yea
@candid river we saw that
Huh?
he just needs the clown makeup and he's set
Nice photo bruh!
Looksmaxxing?
bruh i thought this was chess
this is checkers dawg
BRO
hi
Another question, is looksmaxxing your whole personality trait because you have posted the same picture about 5 times.
2 ELO AWAY
!welcome
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Actually so mad
🫤
2 ELO
@heavy swallow if you dont reach 1000 elo ill eat u
HAHAHAHAHA
Dunno who that is but ok
😭😭
german lookin
I politely disagree
💀 i knew it
Bing chilling
i am german aswell man
I’m 25% German 🫤
i’m v
so 25% gay
ayo
What?
mrrrrrr kaydedeeeennnnn
@candid river ur crazy
I’m not
you sure?
🫤
No
Same
23:54
Me 2
NOOOO
Makes sense
Detroit
💀
Detroit vs. Everyone
He looks like 5’10
*25% gas
ye
25% femboy
this shits entertaining to read 😂
good luck with that
real
I've never met someone tryna be a model
Neither
same
sorry guys he’s already a model
😳
💀💀
nah it’s fine it’s just… uh you randomly post pics of yourself in a chess discord like tf
I respect it lmao
guten morgen
Speak for yourself
guten morgen
No we are nerds
🫤
bro just called everyone in here a loser
sprichst du deutsche?
natürlich
arsch
HAHAHAHAH
hehehehaw
Ich habe kain sagen
was
what 911 meme
kannst du überhaupt deutsch reden
average 2400
schwanz
Warum war zehn veranstigt auf elf?
😭😭
merica
mein got ich wuste nicht das die leute so seltsam sind
frr was ist das hier
I am British
sir yes sir

americans are the only ones with the right to joke about 911 its kinda like the nword
School shootings and white house raids
u mean me
send link
tf
Don’t 9/11 jokes just go right over your head?
nah im arab and muslim it was real i called
anyone japanese her
right into the head
what about 911
literally me
delululululu
Why are you obsessed with some basic 25 year old man with a big ego?
that’s him fr fr
Get a personality my god
Who is barret
“Soccer”
Is that you in the profile picture
why did u decide to do modeling
Why do you converse like that
pass
Probably because my name is Queenie 🫤
I’ve heard it before lol
So you're making it your career basically
why’d they measure me 3 months ago at 6 foot and this visit I was measured 5’9 💀this doctor on acid
Backup plan if you get acne?
bro is shrinking
What about an STD?
If you burn your face it’s OVER
Ok so what are you going to switch to?
emo rocksttar
Blud 14 pursuing modeling it’s over for me
knight or bishop, which better?
ong lol
neither
AGREED MAN
let me guess, the pawn?
im only interested in the kirby plush
we don’t wanna face our problems 
yes pawn best piece
he just wanna exist man go ez on him :(
but on a serious note, im pretty sure bishops are usually better
yeah, i was way too afraid of saying bishops are better than knights
It’s him
why?
even before we had engines, bishops were just considered better
the difference is just minimal
Bishops are better in open positions; knights are better in closed positions
But bishops are generally more powerful
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yes but bishops are better
slightly
because everybody thinks ima nerd
ok
My man skating is the best
OMG
The time it takes to dial in kickflips is ages. Yeah heels are way easier
There’s a cheat with your back foot for kickflips it helps a bit
wait until blud finds out everyone has pronouns 😔😱
what is blud on about
look at the profile lil man
i dont, my pronouns are /
everyone refers to me as
just call me
imagine having a / mine are just
Sup
W
oh boy here we go
why so serious
average bone smasher
its clearly "?"
Yo guys how do I connect? I tried but it isnt working
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Alr
Holy shit i can conjugate u now

centimetreo centimetris centimitrist centimetrimus centimitritus centimetrimiunt
why would you choose the poo brown flair and the nepo flair
this guy
incho inchis inchit inchimus inchitis inchiunt
I was team nepo in wcc
nah that shi sucks
inchero incheris incherimus incherimus incheritis incherunt
Splendid!
this place is gorgeous
wdym this one
Are you a photographer?
it just looks like ur taking photos for the sake of taking photos u need some form of meaning for it too be better
the guy i was trying to get banned
shit is ass 😭
ok
wheres the art lil ninja
Ty
last guy i used the xe/xer line on called me a groomer i got him banned in four minutes flat. trying to beat the record u see
im literally him
@grim edge gwen stacy is trans btw
👣👁️👀🫀🫁🧠🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
who is that
I’ve seen that sticker on snapchat lol what does it mean?
spiderman girlfriend
oh, didn't watch that
Some people really need to get cured
haven't really watched any modern cinema the last few years
just pronouns n shit
What gender is xe/xer though?
the last movie i watched was mf Brother Where Art Thou
mhm
just gender neutral but instead of they/them
That’s pointless lol
i be drawing schizo art
theres this weird program i think youd like
have u heard of apophysis?
yeah
It looks good though 😘
o shit fr?
isnt it where u see patterns that dont exist
its a like fractal art program? makes patterns similar to that one that u drew
lookup apophysis fractals
just looked it up, looks dope
i dont need that program i just need to crack my back and get somma the dormant acid left in my spinal fluid

@grim edge yeah theyre pretty i just mogged u my fault
Dead chat
Yay
Yay
Why are you putting chess in a chess server?
oh right im sorry
real
tis but a scratch for the fellow black king
I will sleep now goodnight 😘
i will need now goodnight
Shut up
noob gn
what the hell
blimey i sau
Dead chat
i have been mogged
110/10
smash

dawg what 😭
i love when shitters take a shit out they ass and I turn it into a smoothy and drink it with them
@grim edge have u never interacted w a normal person u cant say this shit
its fineeee he said no hate
he said no hate


