💬〡general-off-topic

[valid parcel]

that doesnt tell the full picture

[keen parrot]

L*ndon

[normal ravine]

i seond game lets play again

[pastel phoenix]

You just said it💀

[normal ravine]

alirght ill destroy

[grim edge]

@dawn musk join the general 2

lundon

[remote bramble]

lets play bullet

[viscid jacinth]

Damn you really put the L in London

[normal ravine]

star you scared

[upbeat viper]

that was a joke

[normal ravine]

yah leave

[next orbit]

"i was never losing"

[lime lava]

Ok ill call it best opening from now on then

[next orbit]

ok send it lol

[upbeat viper]

you lost against me using it

you can't say that

[viscid jacinth]

I am just too good stockfish lost to me with an extra queen

[remote bramble]

then play

[normal ravine]

accept

I challenged

[viscid jacinth]

I am too good to play humans

[peak plank]

[grim edge]

Im the no1 Magnus fan in world

[remote bramble]

@upbeat viper am i allowed to ping you?

[normal ravine]

STAR is scared

[remote bramble]

who cares

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper yeah you can ping him

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper Ban the person trying to steal my reti 😦

[bright folio]

thy noob

[lime lava]

I was earing yt
While driving blindfolded
And having lunch

[valid parcel]

he will lose the ro16 mark my words

[upbeat viper]

it's only pixels

[viscid jacinth]

3 pings lmao

[peak plank]

the second stealing me reti

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah sure excuses

[viscid jacinth]

Wait, its all pixels?

[remote bramble]

@upbeat viper @lime lava bullet?

[peak plank]

"While driving blindfold"

[upbeat viper]

don't play the réti

[pastel phoenix]

Lol someone got inspired from my 1. Nf3 won by resignation

[pastel phoenix]

Do it

[peak plank]

reti good

[pastel phoenix]

It’s good

[peak plank]

I won so its good

[little elm]

Reti is good opening, i play it in bullet sometimes

[upbeat viper]

you lost too much using it against me

[restive storm]

1. Nf3 Nf6

[peak plank]

even though I was down 3 pawns I won

[pastel phoenix]

I beat a 2000 with that

[pastel phoenix]

No, it’s 1. Nf3 1-0

[peak plank]

(it wasnt me... right?)

[pastel phoenix]

Did you lose in 1 move?

[peak plank]

no

[restive storm]

1. Nf3 is more annoying to play against than 1. d4 in my opinion

[lime lava]

Im gonna sleep now
Too tired to convince bunch of kids why the london is the greatest opening invented

[peak plank]

ok U up for a reti game?

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[restive storm]

Maybe later

[pastel phoenix]

It’s 1-0 that’s why

[remote bramble]

play london with me

[lime lava]

I drive well

[viscid jacinth]

You really put the W in Mairos

[remote bramble]

omg these 2k guys are so boring, always "maybe later"

[restive storm]

True

[upbeat viper]

owo

[lime lava]

Marios*

[pastel phoenix]

💀💀💀💀

[upbeat viper]

yoohoow

[pastel phoenix]

The noob finally won

[upbeat viper]

it's a me

MARIOS

[remote bramble]

luck

[upbeat viper]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-super-mario-jump-gif-16056981

[pastel phoenix]

17 win streak

[viscid jacinth]

maiknife*

[honest mirage]

my best wins are
Bullet: 2000
blitz 1900
and rapid 1500

[pastel phoenix]

It’s not luck

[remote bramble]

luck

[pastel phoenix]

Rated?

[viscid jacinth]

Its-a-Luigi

[lime lava]

Looks like someone needs a timeout

[upbeat viper]

yeah you

[honest mirage]

yea

[lean pawn]

Cc gringe

[grim edge]

he must be on a alt, idk if he cheatin

[viscid jacinth]

False allegations

You shalt be punished

[normal ravine]

star got dogged on

[grim edge]

hes mid

[bright folio]

rekt

[peak plank]

ican olay now

[restive storm]

Bro is using chess.com guess the elo

[normal ravine]

nah its game review

[upbeat viper]

I'm a 2600 frfr

[remote bramble]

sure, cc

[viscid jacinth]

I am 2850 fr

[restive storm]

Lol

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/really-oh-seriously-gif-25779910

[normal ravine]

star left

[grim edge]

im a 300 frfr

[bright folio]

[pastel phoenix]

Bullet: 2042
Blitz: 1841
Rapid: 1540

[honest mirage]

Translation:
What do you think of Magnus's outfit?

1. like that of a 14 year old
   2.Stylish
2. its okay

[pastel phoenix]

In unrated I beat a 2300 in rapid

[honest mirage]

thats the chess.com german twitch live stream hahahhah

[viscid jacinth]

Bullet: dissapointment
Blitz: disappointment
Rapid: Average

[normal ravine]

oh

[honest mirage]

my bad

[candid river]

My phone got smashed 😭

[remote bramble]

whats your cc

[normal ravine]

Bullet: 2314 Blitz: 2065 Rapid: 2086

[viscid jacinth]

Why was 10 terrified

[candid river]

7 8 9

[normal ravine]

wdym

oh

[viscid jacinth]

Because - the government has not allowed me to finish the joke

[remote bramble]

best wins?

[grim edge]

get a new one

[viscid jacinth]

What no

[pastel phoenix]

You beat me in blitz

[candid river]

🫤

[honest mirage]

i did? lol

[candid river]

Yes

[viscid jacinth]

I cant really say the joke

[pastel phoenix]

But, can you make brillant in low time control?

[honest mirage]

yes.

[pastel phoenix]

How low?

[viscid jacinth]

But 789 is for the why is the 6 afraid f 7 joke

[candid river]

DM me it 🙂

[honest mirage]

1 min probably

[pastel phoenix]

That’s long

[normal ravine]

Best win Bullet: 2541 Blitz: 2292 Rapid: 2476

[candid river]

9 8 7 then?

[pastel phoenix]

I did it in a 10 second

[honest mirage]

i have some brilliants some in bullet some in blitz and obv some in rapid

damn

[viscid jacinth]

Dms

[pastel phoenix]

Bro do it in 10 second bullet

[grim edge]

because she was it

[grim edge]

@honest mirage

[viscid jacinth]

I feel like i saw this in a levy yt video

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

what did u take

[keen parrot]

fake brilliant zzzz

[grim edge]

what did the bishop take

[honest mirage]

hahhahah wtf is that

[grim edge]

King takes then cxb7 be4 what's after be4

[keen parrot]

(not the best move but it sacs something so its brilliant)

[honest mirage]

yep

[grim edge]

what did it take

[keen parrot]

probably a pawn

[honest mirage]

brilliants are weird some are so simple

[grim edge]

He blundered many pieces then accused me of cheating

[sweet coyote]

godd

[grim edge]

why was the bishop necessary to sac

[sweet coyote]

3 people flexed their profile in 2000-2199

[grim edge]

@honest mirage can you analyse that game

[honest mirage]

yes send me the link

[sweet coyote]

their respective account age is under a month, two weeks and 4 days

[grim edge]

Wait a sec

[keen parrot]

it wasnt, its a sacrifice and its winning so the system gives it a brilliant

[grim edge]

can u send the game i wanna see

[grim edge]

thats so dumb

[grim edge]

but when i sac a mate in 1 when im making 5 queens it counts it as a miss?

[grim edge]

that's just losing a bishop

Check out this #chess game: amirboulemtafes vs ghostLeviathan666 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/88276253285

[worn ice]

amirboulemtafes (1488) vs. ghostLeviathan666 (1510)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 d5 4. exd5 Qxd5 5. Bc4 Qxc4 6. d3 Qa6 7. O-O Bg4 8. h3 Bh5 9. g4 Bg6 10. c4 O-O-O 11. Nh4 Bxd3 12. Bg5 f6 13. Bd2 Bxf1 14. Kxf1 Qxc4+ 15. Kg1 Bc5 16. b3 Qf4 17. Qe2 Nd4 18. Qf1 Qe4 19. Nc3 Nf3+ 20. Nxf3 Qxf3 21. Be3 Bxe3 22. fxe3 Qxe3+ 23. Kh1 Qxc3 24. Rc1 Qd2 25. Qf5+ Kb8 26. Rc2 Qe1+ 27. Kh2 Rd2+ 28. Rxd2 Qxd2+ 29. Kg3 Qf4+ 30. Qxf4 exf4+ 31. Kxf4 Ne7 32. Ke4 Ng6 33. Kf5 Re8 34. h4 Re5# 

[peak plank]

maybe later

[grim edge]

@honest mirage

Wins

[peak plank]

shhh

[grim edge]

:))

[peak plank]

I aint playing em yet

I have class

[bright folio]

lose a bishop

[grim edge]

Ok :))

[grim edge]

wait did you mean to attack the rook with the pawn?

[honest mirage]

94% accuracy @grim edge

[bright folio]

night knight

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

goodnight

[honest mirage]

how tf did this guy blunder a bishop on move 5

[grim edge]

nah he can take a rook

[honest mirage]

he played it in 4 secs in a rapid game

[uneven nest]

Brilll

[grim edge]

Idk

[honest mirage]

no i mean the guy @grim edge played

[grim edge]

My accuracy would be more if i developed my knight

[honest mirage]

no way thats brilliant xddd

[grim edge]

All pieces

[uneven nest]

Yeah the app does weird things

Like I say that immediately

[grim edge]

lmao

[uneven nest]

saw*

[honest mirage]

yea its a pretty easy brilliant xd but BRILLIANTTTTTT

[limber zephyr]

got chess tryouts tmrw at my school somebody wish me luck 🙏

[uneven nest]

Lmao I’m assuming alapin gone wrong

[grim edge]

yeah

[keen parrot]

nope, black hasnt played c5

[grim edge]

I got 0 inaccuracy

First time in my life in 30+ move game

[uneven nest]

True but wtf is bishop c4

I just saw it isn’t even a bullet game lol

[grim edge]

Ponziani*

[uneven nest]

Ah whatever he did it didn’t work lol

[honest mirage]

road to 1300

i wanna hit 1300 in like a week

[uneven nest]

If you need practice just holla

[lavish karma]

Yo i have a chess tournament in my school tomorrow im against child prodigies any tips this is my first tournament

[keen parrot]

💀

[hidden nymph]

🥱

[covert cosmos]

play ke2

[grim edge]

mentally dominant mentalility

[wintry scarab]

Check out this #chess game: uday_jagad vs Carbonara_bonne - https://www.chess.com/live/game/88195211751

[covert cosmos]

yes

[worn ice]

uday_jagad (803) vs. Carbonara_bonne (2649)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. d4 e6 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 Nd7 7. Nf3 a6 8. O-O h6 9. h3 Rc8 10. Re1 c5 11. dxc5 Nxc5 12. Qd1 Ne7 13. Be3 Nf5 14. b4 Nd7 15. Nb1 Bxb4 16. Bd2 Bc5 17. c3 Qb6 18. Be3 Nxe3 19. fxe3 O-O 20. Kf2 Qb2+ 21. Nbd2 Qxc3 22. Rc1 Qa3 23. Ra1 f6 24. exf6 Rxf6 25. Nb3 Bb4 26. Rf1 Rcf8 27. Qc1 Qa4 28. Kg1 e5 29. Qc7 e4 30. Nfd4 Bd6 31. Qxb7 Rxf1+ 32. Rxf1 Rxf1+ 33. Kxf1 Qc4+ 34. Kg1 Nf6 35. Qa8+ Kh7 36. Nd2 Qc3 37. Nf1 Qe1 38. Qxa6 Bc5 39. Qa3 Bxa3 40. Nf5 Bc1 41. Ng3 Bxe3+ 42. Kh2 Bf2 43. Kh1 Bxg3 44. Kg1 e3 45. Kh1 Qxf1# 

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[keen parrot]

anyone else watching scc

[grim edge]

whats cc

[keen parrot]

speed chess championship

[grim edge]

scc

[keen parrot]

https://www.twitch.tv/chess

[grim edge]

who are playing

[keen parrot]

magnus vs vidit

[grim edge]

aye

[upbeat viper]

omg

friend request from sbjfan

[grim edge]

Helo

[upbeat viper]

wow

[grim edge]

vidit getting destroyed by black

[hasty iris]

i've been 'd for no reason 😭

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

catching strays

[keen parrot]

[covert cosmos]

ive seen that like a million times

[keen parrot]

banned for trolling

[hasty iris]

bro u baited me i thought it started

[scenic arch]

very solid game for black

[keen parrot]

i sent it once or twice and now he keeps sending it

[grim edge]

it did

[keen parrot]

..? the first portion is almost over

[hasty iris]

huh

[grim edge]

magnus is 4.5 to 1.5

[hasty iris]

i got banned from the stream or what 💀

[wintry scarab]

@scenic archbro I lost bcz of time only 30 sec and I blunder queen

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[keen parrot]

twitch.tv/chess

[hasty iris]

oh weird now i see it

[upbeat viper]

:(

[keen parrot]

ditto

[hasty iris]

it didnt show up on my list of live channels 🤷‍♂️

[covert cosmos]

kirby (real pokemon)

what

[grim edge]

catch em all

[scenic arch]

Yeah, i noticed that, you played well tho there some inaccuracies. However these inaccuracies will catch up to you later. anyways you played well, gotta pay attention to your time

[hasty iris]

how there be a 200 point gap between magnus and vidit that's wild

[scenic arch]

ggs

[grim edge]

why do i feel like they feeded that baby hella spicy good

[keen parrot]

because magnus is a god

[scenic arch]

thanks

[hasty iris]

nah i just thought vidit would be higher as a youngster

like at least 3100

[scenic arch]

this kinda disappear on the board

[keen parrot]

vidit is 28...

[upbeat viper]

Magnus

[hasty iris]

WAIT WHAT

[grim edge]

vidit looks 17 at best

[hasty iris]

^^^

[keen parrot]

lmaooo

[grim edge]

pragg looks older ngl

[hasty iris]

thought he was max like 22

[hasty iris]

pragg looks 13

[covert cosmos]

should kirby have a rhythm game

[keen parrot]

no (yes)

[grim edge]

lemme create a rap for kirby

[light cypress]

Is there a study creation feature on chess.com please ?

[covert cosmos]

there is

[upbeat viper]

library

but it's not like lichess

like not at all

[light cypress]

Can I use it to create an opening repertoire ?

[keen parrot]

its hard

saved analysis is a diamond feature i think

[covert cosmos]

i mean you could just write it down

or type it somewhere

[light cypress]

Got diamond so I will try. Thanks guys

[covert cosmos]

write doen e4 e5 ke2 ke7

[light cypress]

It’s a good thing to have it for example in Fritz with the « learning » feature or in lichess where you can play it against computer, take notes, replay the moves etc

[covert cosmos]

yeah

[waxen ivy]

Hello

[grim edge]

i wrote it

[covert cosmos]

boing

now to find a voice actor

hehahehahehaehahehaehaeahehaeh

[grim edge]

i can do that w ai ngl

oh they deleted my song

[covert cosmos]

f

[nova verge]

oh no!

[peak plank]

You can do it in the analysis board!

[grim edge]

wait dms

[narrow crag]

yo

[covert cosmos]

hi

[narrow crag]

do u love kirby?

[covert cosmos]

yes

[nova verge]

👍🏼

[narrow crag]

ok

[covert cosmos]

I sleep with kirby

[fluid scroll]

anyone rated over 600

[narrow crag]

YOOO

[narrow crag]

yup

[fluid scroll]

ur rated ?

[narrow crag]

im 1600

wbu?

[covert cosmos]

im kirby

[golden badge]

Has anyone played this

[narrow crag]

i thought u loved kirby

[covert cosmos]

same thing

[narrow crag]

ur weird

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bobatyun-kirby-gif-20525029

[narrow crag]

i dislike kirby

[covert cosmos]

no

[narrow crag]

indeed

[fluid scroll]

me

[wintry scarab]

@keen parrot hello bro

[fluid scroll]

damn
im 600

[covert cosmos]

miau

[narrow crag]

lol 1000 points higher than u

[covert cosmos]

kek

[nova verge]

Meow 🐱

[blazing sedge]

Wow ur 1600 ur so cool and smart

[narrow crag]

thats a nice cat

[nova verge]

He’s a good boy

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag sano

[covert cosmos]

same

[grim edge]

hi chat

[narrow crag]

oh thanks

[covert cosmos]

me too

[nova verge]

Nah just a cat

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag bro will you play 1 rating match?

[nova verge]

Yeah I gotta take him to get them trimmed

[fluid scroll]

just if you know i start playing chess since 3m and i sign uo in chesscom for 2 weeks

[blazing sedge]

Bro really wants that compliment

[covert cosmos]

and I got it :)** **

[narrow crag]

whats ur elo?

[blazing sedge]

U didnt buddy..

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag 850

[narrow crag]

LOOOL

[covert cosmos]

you complinented me :)** **

[narrow crag]

sure i mean what ur username

[fluid scroll]

bro is caping and shitn

[covert cosmos]

cape

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag uday_jagad and can I send challenge link

5|0

[fluid scroll]

send ur acc

[covert cosmos]

we

[narrow crag]

alr cool

[wintry scarab]

https://play.chess.com/uqX5r

[narrow crag]

im sending u the thing

[grim edge]

:3

[narrow crag]

nvm

[covert cosmos]

3:

[wintry scarab]

No@narrow crag

[grim edge]

:3

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag we will play afterwords

[fluid scroll]

ur rating ??

[narrow crag]

start then

[grim edge]

vanished

[fluid scroll]

wdym

[grim edge]

begone

[peak plank]

Same

[fluid scroll]

if anyone wanna play i just wanna watch and shit

[covert cosmos]

what

[hasty iris]

magnus

[fluid scroll]

manus is overrated and shit
bobby fisher is the goat

[covert cosmos]

whos manus

[fluid scroll]

magnus

[hasty iris]

manus 💩
fisher 🐟

[covert cosmos]

manus :kekw:

[fluid scroll]

this aint a way lol

[hasty iris]

nah but magnus just blundered the most drawn endgame i ever seen 💀

[covert cosmos]

wait what happened

[viral epoch]

@grim edge When

[hasty iris]

he had to move his bishop along the same diagonal to keep the white king from coming in

[grim edge]

o

[viral epoch]

[hasty iris]

he was doing well and then just slipped it

[grim edge]

i forgor, 1s

[uneven pawn]

I would’ve won

[fluid scroll]

wanna play younnng man ??

[covert cosmos]

how old are you

[grim edge]

pass

[fluid scroll]

why ? lol

[fluid scroll]

im 14 and shit

[grim edge]

"young man"

hi

[covert cosmos]

new chess piece: kirby
literally eats the entire board and now the game is a draw

[fluid scroll]

skyline

[narrow crag]

gg

[hasty iris]

u realize u dont need to add "and shit" to everything? 🙏

[fluid scroll]

you win ??\

[narrow crag]

yeah?

[wintry scarab]

@narrow crag thanks

[narrow crag]

suprise?

[fleet sigil]

pro

[fluid scroll]

i add no shit and shit

[viral epoch]

Pro

[narrow crag]

u played well for ur rating

[fluid scroll]

i can beat man

[covert cosmos]

whats your cc account

[wintry scarab]

I just able to play only one good opening and that's Vienna

[hasty iris]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[narrow crag]

ITS A COMPLIMENT

[fleet sigil]

no u

[narrow crag]

u didnt play it tho

[narrow crag]

what

[fleet sigil]

I can beat magnus, my ability is called stockfish

[viral epoch]

You too

[fluid scroll]

i can beat you

[fluid scroll]

wth is this

[covert cosmos]

bro is hungry

[narrow crag]

u probboblly can today i actually play like shit 🤣

[narrow crag]

who

[grim edge]

me

[covert cosmos]

dark

[fluid scroll]

lol you beat that dawg in a few min

[narrow crag]

i made 5 blunders 💀

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[fluid scroll]

hello

[covert cosmos]

hi?

[narrow crag]

we played 5 plus 5

plus he is 900

[fluid scroll]

i wanna play you man

seriously

[covert cosmos]

600

[fleet sigil]

pros(noobs)

[fluid scroll]

DM IS OPENED

[narrow crag]

w2 tgehj

[covert cosmos]

ok and

[narrow crag]

my phone fell on my keyboard

[fleet sigil]

i too love kirby

[covert cosmos]

my kirby fell on my keyboard

[fluid scroll]

seriously

[covert cosmos]

seriously no

[narrow crag]

maybe tomorow

[fluid scroll]

will i get banned due to shit word ??

[coral quartz]

Yes

[narrow crag]

omg its blaza

[covert cosmos]

beans

[fluid scroll]

ok man can i get ur twitter acc ???

[narrow crag]

mr blaza is that u?

[past aurora]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711427846719012874/1127021370874798190/girls.gif

[fluid scroll]

lol is this really a chesscom discord

[wintry scarab]

What?

[stoic thorn]

hello

[covert cosmos]

what

[stoic thorn]

goodbye

[covert cosmos]

i think ive seen someone do that before

[fluid scroll]

do you wanna play ??

[covert cosmos]

sure

i only have 10 minutes though

[lament jacinth]

Me when

[fluid scroll]

ok

[covert cosmos]

can we play like 3 min

[fluid scroll]

no proplem man '

[covert cosmos]

ghosts

[fluid scroll]

send your acc

[cunning urchin]

Tuff

Is chess life?

Or is life chess

[fluid scroll]

all shit

[grim edge]

i had to write ab entrepreneurs for school

[cunning urchin]

Why not become one

[grim edge]

i gave the tittle 5 goated entrepreneurs

im so funny

[fluid scroll]

hello ??

[wicked lance]

Hi

Anyone want to play

[fluid scroll]

me

send your acc

[grim edge]

im so funny

[fluid scroll]

.......

[grim edge]

i dibrelately weote open ai as a source

[molten wren]

Someone wants to play

[woeful moat]

rating?

[molten wren]

1100

[woeful moat]

sure, send an unrated link in dms

[barren finch]

The mistakes before that

Xd

[keen parrot]

hi again chat

[honest lily]

Qd4 nothing is lost

[fluid scroll]

me with 650

[wintry scarab]

I will play

[fluid scroll]

do you wanna play ?

[wintry scarab]

I m playing with higher rater to increase my elo

[barren finch]

XD

[wintry scarab]

@fluid scroll sorry

@barren finch bro will you play rating match one?

[grim edge]

Anywhere where I can advertise a server for chess and general

[fluid scroll]

so you are afraid

[barren finch]

Blitz or what?

[wintry scarab]

@barren finch yes blitz -5|0

[barren finch]

Ok

[fluid scroll]

XD

[keen parrot]

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[wintry scarab]

I m sending link

https://play.chess.com/LTj13

https://play.chess.com/LTj13

@barren finch hey

[fluid scroll]

WHY DID YOU GAVE UP LOL

[barren finch]

I am challenging you

[honest mirage]

hola

the endgame is confusing

[fluid scroll]

SEND A LINK TO PLAY DUDE

[keen parrot]

connect account

[crimson meadow]

Nice cat

[nova verge]

TY

[worn ice]

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[wheat falcon]

bebo

[barren finch]

You played

I think you can 1000 easily

The opening was good

[wintry scarab]

@barren finch yes I played

[fluid scroll]

bro why you are afraid lol

[barren finch]

Well

[wintry scarab]

I just lost match with random and I m stucked on 800 I just gone today 850 with playing discord once

@barren finch is there any black good opening not Vienna any another

[barren finch]

You can try Caro kann

Or french

[uneven pawn]

Vienna is white

??

[barren finch]

Yep

[wintry scarab]

@barren finch I watched French defense video but playing e4 & e5 I lost using black

[wintry scarab]

Most good opening bro

[main night]

It happens

[barren finch]

But in French you play e6 d5

[wintry scarab]

I have not tried but ok i will learn it properly

[idle cave]

anyne wanna play?

[barren finch]

I dont think you Need to study openings on your level

[wintry scarab]

I started playing since 3 month and in 3 month I played 1500 matches

@barren finch I want to learn only opening I can handle middle game

[barren finch]

It's up to you

You can learn some gambit

[wintry scarab]

I learned middle game analyzing gm matches

In that all come blitz rapid bullet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> uday_jagad

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (807 peak)
Blitz: 845 (853 peak)
Bullet: 957 (1090 peak)

[boreal cosmos]

its instinct

[wintry scarab]

@grim edge I just gone 950 through 30 sec match

[idle cave]

anyone playing in untitled tuesday?

[wintry scarab]

Thanks now I m leaving

Bye

[fluid scroll]

bro

wanna play?

[grim edge]

game reveiew for me says 1.75 its shit

[normal hatch]

Cc sqys I play Like a 2200 eo Im basically that rating

[grim edge]

my ass

[buoyant scaffold]

i am very poor i have blood cancer and i dont have much money to buy medicines if you want to help come on dm please 🥺

[normal hatch]

No its garbo

[keen parrot]

sell your phone bozo

[buoyant scaffold]

I rent it

[grim edge]

its not ur just not doing great, if ur 800 and do best itll say 1400 and if ur 1000 and u do best itll say 1600

[viscid moss]

I donno sounds like a scam to me

[grim edge]

it literary takes ur elo rn and then changes it how u played in that game its mad garabge

[pastel drift]

englund gambit is soo fun

[buoyant scaffold]

I have proof

[grim edge]

yeah ur prolly averaging 70 accuracy which aint good

[vapid current]

Hey guys

[buoyant scaffold]

I have proof

[keen parrot]

we don't care, kindly leave before a mod comes

[viscid moss]

uhh huh

[idle cave]

@fluid scroll ill play

[fluid scroll]

ok

[remote bramble]

Caro

[nova verge]

Try a go fund me on FB

[fluid scroll]

https://play.chess.com/QGsbA

[buoyant scaffold]

I don't understand

[fluid scroll]

@idle cave

[nova verge]

Google what go fund me is

[bright folio]

sus

[nova verge]

Yeah and then post about it on FB

[idle cave]

@fluid scroll https://play.chess.com/WQQtp

[nova verge]

Some people need extra help

[buoyant scaffold]

It's not in my country

[nova verge]

Darn.

[fleet sigil]

i have alien disease, i will transform into an alien if not helped, plz donate 5m dollars

[nova verge]

I usually like my men XL

[fleet sigil]

yes i am fatphobic

[nova verge]

Nah never just usually what I date

Yeah they do

[grim edge]

Doesnt super gms ever get bored of chess there playing all the time

[fleet sigil]

"tool of military strategy" 🤓

[rugged otter]

Hi,any +18 UK student residents here?.
Let's work around something profitable.Shoot me a dm

[fleet sigil]

tf

[grim edge]

Ya but isnt playing chess repetive when you play that much

[river blade]

hi

[normal hatch]

Let’s partake in tax fraud

[rigid nova]

I just played a game against the most bricked dude ever lmao

I didnt lose a single piece

[lean pawn]

u hung a pawn in move 3

[lime lava]

His name?

[fleet sigil]

ironically bobby fischer had this issue with chess

[worthy flume]

1375 lessggoooo

[fleet sigil]

thats why he created chess960

[grim edge]

Who want 3.3k bullet

[worthy flume]

my record is 10

but that was at 700 ig like that

[viscid moss]

won 7 straight yesterday

highest Ive ever done

[worthy flume]

i wasnt born with 1300 elo you know so i was 700 elo

[lean pawn]

no u

[grim edge]

3361 bullet is rank 1 on chess.com rn who want to beat it

[fleet sigil]

pro

[worthy flume]

thats not matter

[grim edge]

Who want to go for rank 1 in bullet on chess.com

[worthy flume]

matters only i get record elo today

[fleet sigil]

shush

[grim edge]

Go for rank 1 bullet on chess.com

[fleet sigil]

you do it

[worthy flume]

ig it will take 2 days for 1400

im done for today

[winter ridge]

?

[grim edge]

No to hard

[fleet sigil]

you jumped pretty far lol, i think you were way lower a few days ago?

[fleet sigil]

exactly its impossible for us to hit 3k without an engine

[worthy flume]

nope i 1300 for three weeks

maybe a little bit more

[grim edge]

3k isnt impossible you just gotta get good

[worthy flume]

something between 3 weeks and month

[fleet sigil]

do we look like titled players to you

[winter ridge]

Just gotta hit 3000 to hit 3000

[worthy flume]

i jumped from 1200 to 1300 in blitz in 2 days

[winter ridge]

Rf2 Bf1 Rd2 is weird

[fleet sigil]

such a human move

[grim edge]

Ya cause you guys didnt practice enough yet

[remote bramble]

Oui oui baguette

[worthy flume]

wtf is that structure

[fleet sigil]

oh yea a human is def playing rf2

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ondřej Myslivec (ondra70)

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Name: Ondřej Myslivec (ondra70)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1913 (1901 peak)
Blitz: 1900 (peak)
Bullet: 1809 (1818 peak)

[fleet sigil]

im not wasting years of my life to hit 3k

[barren finch]

My peak Is 12 points less than my current rating

[grim edge]

I mean Magnus does with ease top the leaderboard

[fleet sigil]

bruh

[grim edge]

Magnus is both rank 1 in bullet and blitz has we speak on chess.com

[fleet sigil]

the meat riding is crazy

[grim edge]

If you play like Magnus you Will gain elo

[lean pawn]

after thinking for it, its ez d5 then Bxb4

im sure its correct

[barren finch]

If you play like Magnus you Will be banned

[bright folio]

lol

thats unfair

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2111 (2146 peak)
Blitz: 2649 (peak)
Bullet: 2397 (2425 peak)

[remote bramble]

U won't

Magnus ≠ engine

[grim edge]

Get good like Magnus

[fleet sigil]

he don't know you lil bro

[main night]

Ah yes the ol’ just be the best

[honest mirage]

HELLO

[main night]

Hello!

[honest mirage]

how are you all doing?

[fleet sigil]

terrible

[warped viper]

Good Evening everyone

[main night]

I’m getting ready to start my day and go to work

[honest mirage]

why

[honest mirage]

oh nice! its 9 PM for me

[fleet sigil]

I nearly dipped to a 80% on a test I aced last time

[main night]

It’s 3 PM over here

[main night]

Dang I’m sorry to hear that.

[worthy flume]

10 11 PM

noice

[warped viper]

21:12 in Germany

[honest mirage]

oh damn

[honest mirage]

jaja

[worthy flume]

1 hour earlier same as in poland when i was there

[toxic lintel]

Chat blundered

[lean pawn]

cat

[grim edge]

gyat

[elder skiff]

7 elo away from 1k

cannot wait to go on a 20 game losing streak

[grim edge]

no it’s a joke it’s a joke

[toxic lintel]

Instead of knight being a horse it should be a cat

We need to make a petition to change it😡

[neat yoke]

Hi

[grim edge]

anyone tryna help

[toxic lintel]

XDDD

Same time everyday😎

[void tide]

💩👌🏿

Yes itz poop

[signal geyser]

P=B

Slowmode disabled

[toxic lintel]

I love slowmode

Let's me catch up on chat

[honest mirage]

yo

[toxic lintel]

Hi hi

[lean pawn]

no way

dead cc chat

[toxic lintel]

Yea it blundered

[lean pawn]

@vital acorn look at this

[toxic lintel]

So it has to take a little time to think

[lean pawn]

not u again

free knight who is this idiot

[toxic lintel]

😹

[lean pawn]

here

in this picture that u sent look the pawn is hanging

e4

knight

[hasty iris]

resign button

[lean pawn]

d5

exd5

[formal briar]

ONE GAME AWAY FROM 800 ELO rn

[lean pawn]

d5

now i have a good center

so i will win

[hasty iris]

ur pawn is already on d5 btw

bro is lost 💀

[lean pawn]

oh i meant c5

[hasty iris]

?

ur down a knight buddy

[lean pawn]

doesnt matter look his position is trash he developed 0 pieces

[hasty iris]

and it's white's turn aftter c5

[lean pawn]

then Qh4 Nf5 Qe4

[hasty iris]

bro play him from that position good luck

[last verge]

💀💀💀💀

[lean pawn]

can i use stockfish

i better not get locked out from this message

anyways i now cant play im too busy drinking water

[toxic lintel]

Is the water good?

[lean pawn]

it tastes like water

[toxic lintel]

That's good

[lean pawn]

odd

[toxic lintel]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sequentially

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 1946 (peak)
Bullet: 1922 (2154 peak)

[void tide]

İm Walter white

[toxic lintel]

I thought u was Sefamir

[void tide]

İtz my srcond account

[grim edge]

Thats the easy way of getting rank 1 on chess.com

[lean pawn]

i flip board

[nova verge]

I like bottled water

[lean pawn]

again move 3 Bxd4

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tarzan-tarzan-typewriter-tarzan-gorillas-gif-19318354

[lean pawn]

no duck

[peak plank]

Could you have gone qg5 instead of Bxg7? I think it would ve been forced mate even if you lose knight I

[glad scaffold]

I have a SS of a match can someone tell me wht tf did i lose

[grim edge]

Ayo 0///0

[nova verge]

Awwwh hand holding

[lean pawn]

cringe

[dire cargo]

BESTIE???💀

[dire cargo]

fr lmfao

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-25165368

[lean pawn]

even cringier

[elder skiff]

[dire cargo]

bro didnt even leave the secret keeper

[upbeat viper]

gg magnus

[dire cargo]

come on guys... shes ur bestie...💀

[dire cargo]

WAIT IS HE UR BESTIE???💀 RARE BASTY SUS MOMENT

[last verge]

please go outside

[dire cargo]

bro doesnt get the joke...💀

[fleet sigil]

a

[grim edge]

:3

[lean pawn]

a

[jovial vector]

2300 in puzzles now 🙂

[grim edge]

i need a bestie that can do this

[nova verge]

a^2 + b^2 = ??

[dire cargo]

ggs

[upbeat viper]

(a+b)²

[last verge]

(a+b)^2

[upbeat viper]

obviously

[last verge]

LMAOO

[dire cargo]

WRONG

[nova verge]

So close !

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

IM HITTING YOU WITH A BRICK

[dire cargo]

just add and subtract with 2 ab

[fossil epoch]

(its c^2)

[dire cargo]

IK EVEN THAT IS WRONG

[nova verge]

c^2

[grim edge]

bast you just gave a poor person fatal cardiac problems are you proud

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

thought so

[fleet sigil]

pysthosim theoream

[nova verge]

DING DING DING

[dire cargo]

oh u ment the literal Pythagoras theorem? i thought u were trolling

[lean pawn]

time to search in yt "how to ban users without permission in discord"

[grim edge]

ok so x=(-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a

[nova verge]

I would never troll 😎

[fleet sigil]

Love going outside without using a^2+b^2=c^2

[dire cargo]

thats quadratic formula

[grim edge]

im waiting until the day discord decides to add LaTeX

[dire cargo]

cant believe anyone on this server tho 💀

[fleet sigil]

isn't that a

[nova verge]

I’m aware it’s hilarious !

[fleet sigil]

not going to say it

[grim edge]

markup language, not a k***

[dire cargo]

u mean the rubber type used in protection?

[lean pawn]

who is hasan

[fleet sigil]

LMAO

[grim edge]

no i mean the markup language

[dire cargo]

ikr

[karmic thunder]

me

[dire cargo]

oh like html... i see

[grim edge]

💀

sure

[last verge]

i think people will be fine seeing 2/7 instead of $\frac 27$

[dire cargo]

WDYM? HTML IS THE FATHER OF EVERYTHING

[grim edge]

meow

[grim edge]

it's better tho

[last verge]

but like

the ap server has a bot that renders latex and most people on discord dont discuss math

[grim edge]

we were just casually talking abt the quadratic formula

[grim edge]

thoughts on cults chat btw

[grim edge]

its easy

hows u been duck

im great wbu

[grim edge]

So cute

[grim edge]

ive been tilting down

[karmic thunder]

cat

[grim edge]

sadge

[nova verge]

No this is dog

[grim edge]

it looks like a cat to me

it's a bull

[nova verge]

Nah looks can be deceiving

[lean pawn]

I would send a picture but i dont have new ones since escape mission successlessfull

[grim edge]

i think its a turtle

[grim edge]

is it from mars?

[karmic thunder]

noob

[grim edge]

he has the same color

best song ever btw

[nova verge]

Prolly I got it for free

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

can i have a interview with him

[nova verge]

Awwhhh no pic?

[grim edge]

i want insights on aliens, ill make sure to bring catfood

[nova verge]

Sure let me look at his schedule he’s a very busy animal

[nova verge]

He LOVES tuna

[grim edge]

i absolutely love this sudden improvised lore

[lean pawn]

I have but i will have to edit it

[grim edge]

great, ill get sum from my fish tank

[nova verge]

Awwh you don’t have to if you don’t want to

[nova verge]

PERF

[grim edge]

does he like it alive or dead?

[nova verge]

Dead please!

[remote bramble]

Imagine not being trusted

I can stream now yeyy

[nova verge]

And he likes whip cream!

[timber frigate]

I’m not trustworthy

[lean pawn]

🗣️

[nova verge]

Awwhhhh what a pretty kitty!

[lean pawn]

Yeah from 4 years

[nova verge]

Ohhhh ago?

[lean pawn]

No dont say #1104006325307965501

[lean pawn]

Yes

[nova verge]

I ain’t. I should really post more in there but sometimes when chat is dead I find it funny to post my cat.

[grim edge]

continue doing it i enjoy it

[nova verge]

Thank you!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[grim edge]

guys!!!!!

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F52LyGjXQAA_oqj?format=jpg&name=360x360

[rotund field]

Indigo

[keen parrot]

orange

[rotund field]

Close enough

[lean pawn]

Its correct

[rotund field]

😭

[rotund field]

That is one powerful car

[lean pawn]

d

[toxic lintel]

I wanna let everyone know that my sleep tonight is gonna be so good

[lean pawn]

No one cares

[rotund field]

Sleep paralysis

[nova verge]

Good I’m glad!!

[rotund field]

Chess jumpscare 😢☹️

[grim edge]

no

[rotund field]

[toxic lintel]

I swear my window be open and I be thinking something be watching me through it😭

[jade osprey]

guess best move for black

[nova verge]

Bro don’t say shit like that!

[polar trench]

“i can fix her”

[rotund field]

Ke7

[toxic lintel]

LOL

[jade osprey]

absolutely

[keen dawn]

would someone with premium like to tell me what my accuracy was in my last game😭 🤩

[grim edge]

did u even look at my pfp smh

[polar trench]

i got you

[toxic lintel]

I can

[rotund field]

You can just ask normally.

[keen dawn]

i did ask normally wym

[rotund field]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

that ❎
"pls review my game" ✅

[toxic lintel]

😹

[grim edge]

more efficient and less cringe

[keen parrot]

half of the time before i sleep the blinds aren't drawn

[keen dawn]

imma dm u

[keen parrot]

so technically my neighbours can see inside

[keen dawn]

sry didnt mean to act "cringe"

[rotund field]

I live in an insane asylum

[keen parrot]

wtf

[toxic lintel]

This one time I was at a cabin I went to bed with all the doors locked and in the morning one of the hallway doors was unlocked somehow and there was footprints in the snow

[rotund field]

Teehee

[grim edge]

Greeting good sir, im aware youre in the possession of a subscription,would you mind checking if move 22nd was a blunder or am i in the wrong for thinking that?

[keen dawn]

LOL

[rotund field]

Keep Yourself Safe 🥺

[grim edge]

Thanks for ur concern, I of course try to be safe but may i ask why would you especially mention it? does that refer to any bounties being put on me or is it just your care?

I appreciate you

[nova verge]

I would’ve freaked tf out

[pure jacinth]

Good morning

[keen parrot]

what did you take

[last verge]

good afternoon

[pure jacinth]

I know that I am on est and it's like almost 5pm but good morning

[pure jacinth]

Wdym

[toxic lintel]

It is almost 5 pm, but good morning

[polar trench]

dm

[livid shore]

how tf did your pawns end up there

[pure jacinth]

Same , I am also est

[rotund field]

Good noon

[last verge]

KID position went insane

[pure jacinth]

Where is it morning rn

[last verge]

goodness me... it's so juicy

[pure jacinth]

Like Australia?

In europe its night

Like maybe Japan its morning

Dead chat

[toxic lintel]

Is there a discord for checkers?🤔 and why isint it as popular as chess

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-changing-the-clock-changing-the-time-kitty-cat-cute-gif-17202806

[pure jacinth]

As a checkers gm , trust , I can assure you that chess I'd better

[lean pawn]

[pure jacinth]

1 blocked message?

Did like chess com auto block the message

[lean pawn]

No

[toxic lintel]

Yea like I see chess.com but no checkers.com, maybe because it's not as complex?

[lean pawn]

Its amazing so yes

[pure jacinth]

Why are there blocked messages

[covert cosmos]

me at school

[pure jacinth]

If you want to play checkers go to Africa, they are Insane there

[lean pawn]

Why are random people banning me so dumb and looking at my messages thinking i dont know

[pure jacinth]

I swear there are so many gms in checkers in africa

[toxic lintel]

Print it out and turn it into a portrait on wall

[pure jacinth]

Who is the blocked message?

He is my fan

[toxic lintel]

😹

[grim edge]

this song is so good

[pure jacinth]

He resides in MINNESOTA kekw

[grim edge]

cringiest emoji I've seen

[pure jacinth]

The sound of silence

[lean pawn]

Oh ur that hungarian ball guy person that got absolutely destroyed by me then blocked me out of rage

[grim edge]

https://spotify.link/0n9JLGwG2Cb

[pure jacinth]

Whyis there a blocked message

[lean pawn]

From san marino

[pure jacinth]

I never blocked anyone

[lean pawn]

Ofc

[young oracle]

Som1 motivate me to do legday please

[pure jacinth]

Who is this

I have not blocked anyone

[lean pawn]

Doing leg day hurts ur leg and kills them

[lean pawn]

Click on it u idiot

[pure jacinth]

Who is that dude

[pure jacinth]

And why can't I see his messages

[lean pawn]

He is the dude that crushed u in chess that made u rage quit

[fallow delta]

what's ur rating

[pure jacinth]

Uh, uh

[grim edge]

🤑

[pure jacinth]

I have so many questions

Are you okay?

[grim edge]

tfym really

"I hid in his closet but I'm not a fa"

[lean pawn]

A

[pure jacinth]

Are you okay?

[fallow delta]

you would shit on me