💬〡general-off-topic

[tropic plaza]

Cruelty at its finest

[rotund field]

☹️

[tropic plaza]

It was alive and its a kitten

[jovial vector]

I think my cat might be a homosexual tho ngl

[tropic plaza]

Or maybe just horny everyday

[jovial vector]

She is spayed

[tropic plaza]

That it would not chose any gender

[rotund field]

The duality of man 😭

[tropic plaza]

Im all in one

[viral epoch]

What.

[rotund field]

Hi Eli the venti lover

[viral epoch]

Oh

[uneven nest]

Yeah if you come across accounts line this chances are they are mad suds

Suss*

[viral epoch]

Hi Cat

[jovial vector]

He’s just really good at chess

[zealous steeple]

Shut up

[jovial vector]

Fat ass duck

[viral epoch]

[frigid parcel]

this elo estimation is such a joke

opponent blundered a piece in 7 moves

[viral epoch]

None of the og's are here

Except for Zello

And Las, but Lad is always here

[tropic plaza]

Wow atypical tho weird

[viral epoch]

More inaccurate than Vegeta's win streak

[raven dock]

Never Resign. From M15 to a Stalemate

[viral epoch]

Atypical buddies

[tropic plaza]

🫂

[viral epoch]

[latent pebble]

@tropic plaza

[mystic stream]

BRO I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED BULLET FOR 30 MIN

[raven dock]

what?

[mystic stream]

DAMMIT i forgot to study for my tst

[raven dock]

[maiden mesa]

got back to 1328 by beating some brand new account, even then i didnt play very well (only 82 accuracy when in all honesty i should have played higher considering he was so trivial) but i think it might be best for me to take a break honestly

like at least 3 or 4 days just to refresh myself

god i hate tilting

[glossy radish]

gnight

[maiden mesa]

anyone else abort games against people from countries they dislike (russia, pakistan, etc)

[unique isle]

America, yeah

ps: I'm from America

[maiden mesa]

yeah like im not risking losing to a damn pakistani or a russian

[cunning fulcrum]

Why would I

[unique isle]

Yeah, if you loose to a Russian then you are then just instantly a lot worse then the Urkranians

[cunning fulcrum]

Would be sort of racist tbh

[graceful lintel]

Won my first game

[maiden mesa]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88235939039?tab=review managed to beat the dude who beat me twice in a row because he premoved and hung his queen lmao

[worn ice]

jakhotia_hemant (1415) vs. Linguini_Gang (1338)

Move List

1. e3 e5 2. c3 d5 3. d4 e4 4. Ne2 Nf6 5. Nd2 Nc6 6. Ng3 Bg4 7. c4 Bxd1 

[maiden mesa]

call me racist all you want but im not risking losing to a russian

[maiden mesa]

realest thing ever spoken

[cunning fulcrum]

It's not like it's a russian 14 y.o. chess player's fault that putin attacked ukraine

[maiden mesa]

no its not about ukraine i just dont like russia

[cunning fulcrum]

Oh alr

[unique isle]

Damn, maybe you are just racist.

[cunning fulcrum]

Then it's relatable

[grim edge]

[wanton gulch]

Lol

[jovial vector]

Bobby Fischer Is best player of all time

[rotund field]

And the most psychotic

Aside from Paul Morphy

[jovial vector]

It’s ok only chess matters

[rotund field]

Yea definitely not the anti semitism

[jovial vector]

Who cares still the goat

[rotund field]

At being anti Jewish

[jovial vector]

That’s ok too

Bro just spoke his mind 🗣️😂

[rotund field]

💀

[jovial vector]

Magnus could never

[rotund field]

Bro...

[nimble niche]

I'll probably never travel there before I turn 18 because of money constraints but it's likely I'll be going to Hong Kong again some time next year

[rotund field]

Always the anime pfps man 💀💀

[vague sluice]

Hey don’t wrap me in with those buffoons

[jovial vector]

😂

[rotund field]

Just saying, I ain't see cat pfps being anti semitic 😭

[vague sluice]

That’s fair

[jovial vector]

Ima put my kitty as my pfp 😈

[rotund field]

🗿

[digital phoenix]

i wonder how he feels

[vague sluice]

Good job

[rotund field]

Like pixel

[tropic plaza]

Check dms @latent pebble

[blazing oxide]

I got paired with a guy 220 points higher rated than me 2 days ago and he was moving very fast.

I was taking my time as usual in these 10 min games, and he hung a piece in the opening.

He proceeded to stay active and run down the clock for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

At 10 seconds to go I typed "gg"

[little elm]

i get 2900s in 1+0 sometimes

there is barely anyone at certain times

[lunar frost]

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-light-blue-hair-anime-happy-anime-girl-blushing-anime-gif-18983492

[jovial vector]

That anime is the weirdest thing I’ve ever witnessed

If you watched it you might genuinely need help

[blazing oxide]

I mean it makes sense. If you're in the 0.1% of players, the pool is very small. At my level I get paired almost instantly

[lunar frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dani-eeating-gif-24558592

[little elm]

i stay around 2500 bullet most times

[jovial vector]

Mommy

[blazing oxide]

You could say that of all anime

[little elm]

can vary from 2400-2600

[lunar frost]

u have a bike?

or what’s the helmet for

[blazing oxide]

My race car

[turbid quarry]

me: bet my life savings on magnus
magnus: gets checkmated on move 31

[grim edge]

Noice

[lunar frost]

nice, that’s sick, take care

[maiden mesa]

lol just played a pretty good game after a bad losing streak, got over that fast lmao

[wide merlin]

chess.com finally thinks this is not brilliant

[digital phoenix]

why would it be brilliant

[wide merlin]

before it was lol

idk why

like 4 months ago i analyzed an game with same pos but it said it is lol

[sharp galleon]

damn

[tropic plaza]

Ggs @latent pebble what a wild last game xd

[magic lion]

You guys ever play intoxicated, just played a game a bit tipsy, easy win

[latent pebble]

ok I’m back on phone

[tropic plaza]

I play so slow lately

Imma play alot of bullets

[keen parrot]

i have, tbh 3-4 beers in hasn't affected my level that much

[digital phoenix]

deserved win 100%

[tropic plaza]

Probably non alcoholic

[latent pebble]

My laptop setup is incredibly scuffed

Barely works

[magic lion]

I’m 4 drinks in, each 9%

[keen parrot]

they were def alcoholic

[tropic plaza]

Tho i dont see being intoxicated with alcohol affects your game unless your so drunk

[keen parrot]

i mean it makes me a bit slower, so bullet is obviously worse

[tropic plaza]

Def deserved

[latent pebble]

Magnus drunk

[tropic plaza]

But it doesnt affect much

Unless you drink alot it will affect alot

[keen parrot]

depends on how well you tolerate alcohol

[tropic plaza]

Def

[magic lion]

True I play rapid so no big deal, I definitely play more on instinct and don’t calculate as much

[crimson wigeon]

helllooo ❤️

[grim edge]

En Passant is my favorite chess move

[digital phoenix]

that was the fastest 100 elo bullet ive gained in my life

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2403 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (2136 peak)

[digital phoenix]

im satisfied i should just quit chess

[tropic plaza]

Wow you gain almost 40 elo

[digital phoenix]

im top also thats funny

[zealous steeple]

Okay

[grim edge]

why is your username the jizzler thats inappropriate

[acoustic mason]

I haven't tried with chess but I've found for some other games I tend to perform a lil better with a drink or 2 in me 😅 it probably stops me over thinking or something. Idk how I'd do with chess though

[digital phoenix]

oh thats what it means i didnt know

[zealous steeple]

Sex

[random drum]

uwu lol

[digital phoenix]

i dont look at these kind of stuff

[zealous steeple]

no

Foreal

Nah

I dont watch those

[grim edge]

hi fellow fischer enthusiast i hope you have a great day

[zealous steeple]

I watch the kids version

[tropic plaza]

Why am i always seeing someone with fishcer pfp

[zealous steeple]

Meatrider

[tropic plaza]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

first time ive seen that said here ngl

[tropic plaza]

They dont even know fischer political views

[hasty raven]

Too many coomers in general rn

[grim edge]

fischer is a legend

[digital phoenix]

u can get away with anything if theres no snitch more or less

[zealous steeple]

Fischer bad

[tropic plaza]

Ive seen worse and dont get to but when i jokingly said im gonna doxx is i got to

[zealous steeple]

Hes only 50 elo

[tropic plaza]

A legend with weird political views

[digital phoenix]

i gave a credit card number 1111 1111 1111 1111

[reef pumice]

Does anyone wanna verse in chess

[digital phoenix]

no im retiring from chess

[reef pumice]

😭

[zealous steeple]

Fischer supports slavery

[grim edge]

i dont care about his views i care about his chess legacy

[digital phoenix]

i hit my goal of 400

[reef pumice]

💀

Fr

"Jizzler" 😭

Chess?

W

[little elm]

what if he uses different engine

[reef pumice]

Whats ur elo?

[zealous steeple]

10

[jovial vector]

16 seconds at the beginning ….ended with 24 seconds and won 🥵

[reef pumice]

Ggs

[uneven nest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3E40CKXSII&pp=ygUUaXZhbmNodWsgdnMga2FzcGFyb3Y%3D anyone seen this vid. Ivanchuk is one of my fav players

[reef pumice]

U win 🏆

[zealous steeple]

Bobby fischer is actually a sex offender

[reef pumice]

I'm 900 😭

[digital phoenix]

ivan chuck deez nuts down ur throat

[zealous steeple]

He told me

[reef pumice]

Imma get slaughtered 😭

[uneven nest]

That’s what he did to Kasparov

[reef pumice]

Stfu 😭 💀

[tropic plaza]

Bro fischer was a spoiled brat who would not play tournaments if they didnt do his request

[jovial vector]

Fischer is better get it right

[digital phoenix]

so basically magnus carlsen?

[uneven nest]

Funnily enough he changed the landscape for the better

[wide merlin]

I'm 160 😭

[tropic plaza]

Xd

[reef pumice]

W

[digital phoenix]

remember how carlsen threw a baby rage against hans

[reef pumice]

I've found my type 😭

[zealous steeple]

Old asf

[grim edge]

dont care, he was a legendary chess players with tremendous contributions to the game

[jovial vector]

Don’t talk about my bbg Fischer like that ever again

[tropic plaza]

Bro lost and had a tantrum

[wide merlin]

@digital phoenix can we play 1 game unrated pls

[digital phoenix]

im so lazy but fine

[wide merlin]

thx

[tropic plaza]

Bros meatriding fischer

[reef pumice]

If Fischer used modern technology he'd be the undisputed goat

[zealous steeple]

Fischer's meat must be good

Too much meatriders

[digital phoenix]

no hed be cancelled

[tropic plaza]

And such a bandwagon with that fischer pfp

[tropic plaza]

He would be always top 1 in twitter and in any social media

[jovial vector]

Slander of Fischer my king and savior won’t be tolerated

[zealous steeple]

Is bobby fischer dead

[reef pumice]

Kevin De Bryune

[grim edge]

do you want to try the meat, is that why ur asking?

[tropic plaza]

Tho fischer is good it doesnt justify what he said

[little elm]

fischer had some dubious views

decent chess player though

[zealous steeple]

Foreal

[acoustic mason]

I could beat Fischer and I'm 600. He can't be that good

[zealous steeple]

How big is his dick

[reef pumice]

"How can I be homophobic 😭 "

[tropic plaza]

Chat getting weird without mods fr

[reef pumice]

I'm out bro 💀

[zealous steeple]

How long have you been meatriding him

[jovial vector]

Wdym mods would 100% agree

[reef pumice]

This shi becoming personal 💀

[tropic plaza]

Not as weird as that guy who meat rids fischer and has fischer as his pfp

[grim edge]

nah you care too much about his meat bro

[tropic plaza]

Its like saying you dont care about what that austrian painter do as long as his good at chess

[jovial vector]

Fischer on top 💯

[candid river]

Good morning x

[grim edge]

0 iq opinion

[tropic plaza]

Leave the chat now its getting weird again

[candid river]

?

[tropic plaza]

Your iq doesnt exist the moment you have fischer as your pfp

[jovial vector]

Difference between Austrian painter and Fischer is Fischer was the better chess player

[tropic plaza]

💯

[grim edge]

why do you care so much about it bro

[tropic plaza]

Because i want to

Imma dip before i get muted

[jovial vector]

If bobby said it I support it 😍

[bold willow]

BRUH

[latent pebble]

This chat is currently being weird as shit so he says, hence why he advises you to leave before it’s too late.

[candid river]

Ok lol

[tropic plaza]

I like jumping people with fischer as there pfp

[reef pine]

e

[candid river]

🫤

[jovial vector]

Sorry I was feeling romantical 😖

[candid river]

I’m gonna go…

[grim edge]

hi fellow fischer enthusiast I hope you have a great day

[jovial vector]

Thanks you too 🫶

[frank stratus]

keep going

[jovial vector]

💀

[digital phoenix]

@wide merlin how does it feel to lose to absolute skill

[wide merlin]

...

i hate my time control too

but ggs

[bold willow]

anyone want to play a game?

[small hull]

1400 rating lets gooo

[grim edge]

nice

I hope I get there one day

[small hull]

you will

[frank stratus]

anyone know how they started chess?

[grim edge]

ty

[small hull]

no

[frank stratus]

personally i got 0 idea

ooo long typing story time

[digital phoenix]

i wanted to try a different club and my friends were there so

[wide merlin]

play Apex to start chess

that how i get good

[frank stratus]

ooo

[small hull]

i saw moist critikals throbbing victory against xqc in pogchamps and then i remembered that i used to be good at chess in 2 nd grade and picked it up

[frank stratus]

true true

[digital phoenix]

now they all quit

[wide merlin]

lol

[frank stratus]

whats yalls eloos btw

[small hull]

bro how are u 2400 rated

show us the way

[jovial vector]

1000 make plays like a 600👍

[bold willow]

3400 after playing london

[digital phoenix]

sold my soul

[frank stratus]

average gm

[digital phoenix]

im not even good

[small hull]

says the 2400

[wide merlin]

3 games and 2 lost by timeout i feel i am trash @digital phoenix how u do so well at time control

[frank stratus]

fr bro could checkmate me in 10 moves

[small hull]

meanwhile me explaining to my friends that i am basically bobby fischer because i reaached 1400

[frank stratus]

ur basically him

[barren viper]

Aaahhahahaahahshzjswjwiq8a8s

[bold willow]

bobby is a fraud! he played e4 and not london

[digital phoenix]

i just play fast lmao

u had a quite a lot of time when u were up a piece tho

[wide merlin]

bruh

[frank stratus]

when u reach 2k?

[wide merlin]

emm that 50 secs

[digital phoenix]

just clear all my pieces as fast as u can

[wide merlin]

trying

[barren viper]

Any mods i need help????

[digital phoenix]

start of this year probably

[small hull]

i get hard when they respond e5 to my e4

[barren viper]

MODSS??

[digital phoenix]

what do u need help with

[frank stratus]

when you started playing

when did you* myb

[wide merlin]

@digital phoenix how long u act play chess for

[digital phoenix]

8 years ago but its all casual ive never studied

[wide merlin]

that czy

[frank stratus]

tbh same

[wide merlin]

i only play for an year

[frank stratus]

i never studied i js played games

[barren viper]

I am not able to get a match it keep showing internet working slow which isn't slow

[jovial vector]

This got it ngl 😭

[frank stratus]

e4 e5

whats after?

[small hull]

bishop c4

[frank stratus]

a1 only good move

[wide merlin]

ke2

[small hull]

knight c3

[cunning shore]

Nice pfp bro

[jovial vector]

Play me with just notations 🗣️

[digital phoenix]

reload restart internet or smth ig

[digital phoenix]

Nc3

[wide merlin]

e4 e5 Ke2 Ke8 forced draw line

is the best line ever invented

[barren viper]

Ok I will try

[jovial vector]

H7

[small hull]

magnus carlsen be like

[digital phoenix]

illegal move auto forfeit

[frank stratus]

who u think finna be the next #1 player?

[ancient zodiac]

Was that the rating of mittens?

[frank stratus]

she knows

[digital phoenix]

1

[ancient zodiac]

Am I right?

[frank stratus]

mittens was a cool bot to play

[digital phoenix]

it was 1

[frank stratus]

oh ye 1

he is right it was 1

[jovial vector]

This why he the goat 🐐

[ancient zodiac]

Isn't it like an infinite too because it's only a 1?

[digital phoenix]

meh its like the 9999 bots

[ancient zodiac]

Awwww

[frank stratus]

now ur somehow worst then Patrick

[ancient zodiac]

than* I'm only overthinking

[vale trout]

anybody else not being able to long in?

[frank stratus]

mittens vs patrick be a banger video fr

[vale trout]

i m getting error 500 everytime

[frank stratus]

i only got slow speed getting into games since am using a vpn rn

[frank stratus]

oh ye whats ur fav opening for white

[candid river]

Is the chat still weird?

[frank stratus]

na u can come out now

[candid river]

🤗

[frank stratus]

ha

[nimble niche]

If we are in hk at the same time, you'll only have one day to find me before I go to shenzhen

[digital phoenix]

nc3

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[candid river]

Hyperaccelerated crab

[tribal field]

Are you sure you aren’t just bad at chess?

[frank stratus]

vans is a good 1

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds.

[remote bramble]

He is better tho

[frank stratus]

my fav gotta be the

[tribal field]

I start with a London😅

[tribal field]

Or kings gambit

[remote bramble]

Yeah?

[frank stratus]

a london oo

[tribal field]

I never said I was better than him😂

[remote bramble]

Benko>caro>openings

[nimble niche]

I've never mained the London before

[tribal field]

[small hull]

if i aint getting paid then i am getting laid vibes

[tribal field]

Me neither

[latent pebble]

L

[tribal field]

Just a backup plan if plan a dosent work

[small hull]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[candid river]

🫤

[grim edge]

Please stop

[tribal field]

No

[nimble niche]

When I first started playing, I was only taught opening principles so I played 4 knight Italian because it develops my pieces and lets me castle like I was supposed to

[grim edge]

Im gonna get serious

[tribal field]

I don’t care

[tropic plaza]

We same i only played 4 knights

[grim edge]

Yip yap

[tribal field]

LMAO

[grim edge]

great quote

[tropic plaza]

Much better than london

[grim edge]

Come on it wasn’t that funny

oh

[frank stratus]

dude 4 knights was the only thing i saw when i was 500

[candid river]

Same

[tribal field]

Womp womp stfu

Aint no one talking to your stupid ass

[frank stratus]

or it was either

[small hull]

no one cares about blitz, it's all about the rapid

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> that is super mean

[tribal field]

😂

[frank stratus]

ruy lopez opening

[grim edge]

I didnt even say anything :(

[tropic plaza]

Bro what💀

[small hull]

hate it

[candid river]

Italian/ 4 knights/ sicillian bowdler/ vienna

[tribal field]

Bros tryna play victim

Like he was assaulted

[grim edge]

that was mean dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[frank stratus]

ruy lopez was all i played tbh at 500

[grim edge]

I was disrespected

[tropic plaza]

Sicilian bowdler is when italian players dont have anything against sici

[candid river]

Basically yeah

[tribal field]

Womp womp

[frank stratus]

since if they play Ruy Lopez Berlin Defence i js take horse and win a pawn

[tropic plaza]

Bro that loses your advantage

Unless your opp dumb

[frank stratus]

it was at 500 dw i clutched it up

[tropic plaza]

Since they have qd4

You aint castling after that

[maiden mesa]

somehow i managed to gain 2 elo today while losing 4 games lmao, wild day

[small hull]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[tropic plaza]

no one cares about rapid, it’s all about the blitz

[frank stratus]

500 dw i rarely saw that

[tribal field]

L

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1403 (peak)
Blitz: 577 (626 peak)
Bullet: 852 (913 peak)

[maiden mesa]

im gonna try to hit 1400 by the end of the year and stay thee, is that a realistic goal?

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1344 (1356 peak)
Blitz: 671 (886 peak)
Bullet: 613 (782 peak)

[tropic plaza]

Just stop doing that you might fall into someone who knows what to do

[frank stratus]

ye

[candid river]

Isn’t it funny how idiots like me can play for 10 years and then some random 6 year old comes along and destroys me on their first game

[small hull]

ahh fellow rapid only player what's up

[tropic plaza]

Thats normal in the chess world

[frank stratus]

oh dw am like 1100 i js play proper now

[tropic plaza]

Alr

[zealous steeple]

Okay

[small hull]

you should hit 1400 b y the end of the month

[frank stratus]

i move bishop back if that happens nowadays

[grim edge]

Im not tryna be mean or anything but if you have been playing for years and still are under 1200 there gotta be a problem

[small hull]

set a goal of gaining 100 elo each month

[tropic plaza]

Try 2k

[frank stratus]

or castle

[candid river]

I have been playing about 8 months otb

[frank stratus]

same

[maiden mesa]

ill try but id need to improve a lot, rn im trying to work on finding forcing moves and planning attacks. I'm kinda starting to plateau around the low to mid 1300s

[candid river]

Already beat Magnus Carlson

[tropic plaza]

You only move you bishop back if they play a6 nonetheless your only option is to castle or play d3

[tribal field]

I went up 130 elo from just today

[small hull]

i went up 70 elo todday

[tribal field]

W

[small hull]

dubs

[latent pebble]

Game

[maiden mesa]

gonna try to spend 1-2 hours per day studying and analyzing my games for a few days, 1400 is def doable this month if i actually get on the studying hustle

[latent pebble]

Phone is only 29% so quick

[tropic plaza]

Ok fine

[maiden mesa]

"only 29%" thats like at least an hour

[frank stratus]

i do castle if they do berlin defence

[latent pebble]

No

[tropic plaza]

Ok

[frank stratus]

then js play open game

since am pretty deep with it

[tropic plaza]

Are you playing spanish only knowing 3 moves per var

[maiden mesa]

i feel like i play a lot better when im in the 1X50 and above range as opposed to the 1X49 and below range cause i dont gotta stress about falling back down as much, can anybody else relate?

[zealous steeple]

No

[frank stratus]

na

[jovial vector]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81592932754?tab=review&move=30 this might be the worst game of bullet theres ever been ngl

[worn ice]

Missuslol (536) vs. Hannibaloid (424)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. d3 g5 3. f4 h5 4. fxg5 Ng4 5. Be2 Rg8 6. Bxg4 hxg4 7. Qxg4 d6 8. h4 Bxg4 9. h5 Rxg5 10. h6 Re5 11. h7 Bg7 12. Bh6 Kd7 13. Bxg7 Qh8 14. Bxh8 Nc6 15. Bxe5 Rh8 16. Bxh8 

[latent pebble]

Moreee

[grim edge]

wild

[small hull]

bigger the green number, bigger your will power

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @frank stratus, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[frank stratus]

your the first person to do that

ty

[grim edge]

Welcome

!welcome @zealous steeple

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

I want to get an En Passant checkmate

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[grim edge]

Play chess

[frank stratus]

do i js ./connect here or

[frank stratus]

oo

[grim edge]

/ connect

[cyan lintel]

Hi

[frank stratus]

u been playing for 10 year whatt

[grim edge]

hi

[candid river]

No but as an example

[frank stratus]

was abt to say

wait what is ur eloo

[candid river]

~1150

[frank stratus]

dangg

time to delete my account

[grim edge]

What's your rating

[frank stratus]

rn 1080

[grim edge]

Connect your account

[queen mortar]

Why can't I send images

[grim edge]

@frank stratus

https://play.chess.com/Pg17A

[frank stratus]

i closed it n js sent a request to reopen it

[grim edge]

[frank stratus]

womp

[grim edge]

Who is this grinding 2k

[grim edge]

Wdym

[graceful lintel]

2 games 2 wins in OTB

[zealous steeple]

Ches

[grim edge]

Hi

[rotund field]

Pro tip: if you're lost enough to the point where you have to try to sac a queen and hope your opponent misses it, just resign

[frank stratus]

o js a lil sound affect dw

[grim edge]

What is dw

[frank stratus]

dont worry

[rotund field]

Do worry

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel @graceful lintel @graceful lintel

[frank stratus]

ay car watcha doin

[grim edge]

Ok

@rotund field play me nub

[rotund field]

Staying up way too late

[vague sluice]

think hes getting ready for tournatment

[rotund field]

No

[frank stratus]

same

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Go to hell

[grim edge]

Balish

[zealous steeple]

Send gore

[graceful lintel]

Kind of

[rotund field]

W mans

[rotund field]

🗿

[graceful lintel]

30 mins break rn

[grim edge]

I can teach you sum gambit

[zealous steeple]

Duras gambit

[frank stratus]

rn its like 2:57 am

[rotund field]

It's only 1 am here 😭

[frank stratus]

i go to sleep at 4 and js get a hour rests for school

[graceful lintel]

I ain't Gambiting anything on tournament

[grim edge]

What is that

[zealous steeple]

Coca cola gambit

[frank stratus]

best gambit fr

[graceful lintel]

Pizza coming

[rotund field]

I don't go to school til 12:10 😎

[frank stratus]

can i live with you

[grim edge]

Match ke phele elo puchna agar usne 1000 se kam bola toh bongcloud khelna

[iron barn]

yo

[grim edge]

[iron barn]

and i gotta wake up at 6:30 for school

[graceful lintel]

[rotund field]

in 8 days I'll be starting at like 7 tho

[graceful lintel]

He can lie abt his/her ratings

[grim edge]

Elo kitna tha un 2 log ka

[graceful lintel]

Like I'm doing 💀

[rotund field]

Yoyo

[frank stratus]

better then 8 days at 5 now lemme live with u

[graceful lintel]

1200 and 1600

[grim edge]

He ? No girls

[graceful lintel]

Nope not yet 🥹

[grim edge]

1600 toh me hu

[rotund field]

😭it's only cuz I'm taking college courses for 4/5 classes this year so u gotta take college

[graceful lintel]

Ur roles

[grim edge]

Prag ki bhen bhi nahi haikya

[reef pine]

.

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

??

Bad at reading Hindi

[frank stratus]

am 43 dw

[grim edge]

Is that rapid

[rotund field]

Prag? Chess reference?

[graceful lintel]

30 mins+30 sec

[grim edge]

Yea

[rotund field]

💀am 17 🙏

[grim edge]

Nice

I am 14

[rotund field]

I'm car

Vroommm

[grim edge]

Is this u

[frank stratus]

perfect

[rotund field]

💀💀💀

[frank stratus]

dw am 14

[rotund field]

Yes aren't I so cool, I have a sticker

[grim edge]

2000s will clap you

In otb

[rotund field]

Dw I'm smurfing

[grim edge]

No u are nub

[rotund field]

(joke)

[grim edge]

What is smurfing

[acoustic mason]

Playing at a lower elo than you should be at

I think

[digital phoenix]

so do i

[random drum]

ur mum

[rotund field]

Yes but ur less cool

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

😎

[grim edge]

Do you live in Antarctica

[rotund field]

Don't mention how my sticker is literally talking about you lasagna

[candid river]

Hello

[rotund field]

If Washington were spelt like antarctica then yes

[frank stratus]

sup

[rotund field]

Hi person who claims to have beaten magnus

[frosty wing]

Hello friends any update on what will happened to the prediction of ding vs arjun can we change prediction because ding not playing and ian will replace him. I asked this question yesterday they said to wait for today. Any updates then?

[candid river]

I have I swear

[grim edge]

I’m just gonna go hunt for toxic kids in the game 🤣

[rotund field]

Mememememe, I'm toxic

[frank stratus]

what type of player do u think a mindful chess player would be?

[grim edge]

Prove it

[rotund field]

uhhh no thanks

I'd like to keep my purple role

[digital phoenix]

scam

[candid river]

I beat Magnus Carlson with hyperaccelerated crab opening

[acoustic mason]

Same

[grim edge]

HUH

[rotund field]

I beat Magnus. In a 40 meter dash

[grim edge]

I don’t even know those openings, I need someone to teach me

Is Magnus in this server?

[rotund field]

Do not learn london

[digital phoenix]

magnus seems like such a nerd bet he cant play sports for shit

[rotund field]

Real, what a chess nerd 🥱

[grim edge]

Isn’t Magnus the champion?

[digital phoenix]

not world champion no

[mild apex]

he plays football

[rotund field]

Not in track 🗣️

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

How many seconds

[digital phoenix]

i bet i can beat u on track

[grim edge]

I’m offended

[cerulean stirrup]

How to win using the bong cloud

[rotund field]

Definitely, it is not my sport

[cerulean stirrup]

Any tips?

[grim edge]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

skill issue honestly

[grim edge]

You don’t

[acoustic mason]

Be higher than 500 elo

[rotund field]

football and American football are my sports

[digital phoenix]

cant u run if u play football what position do u play

[past aurora]

finally 😛

[rotund field]

Center back

[digital phoenix]

makes sense

[grim edge]

Any elo less than 3000 is bad

[rotund field]

Got too big of legs to be running track 😔

[digital phoenix]

the cbs i play with are slow af

[grim edge]

How many second you take to run 100meter

[rotund field]

I'm decently paced but not fast

[rotund field]

Never done one

[acoustic mason]

My brain is simply too big for running, the weight slows me down

[digital phoenix]

eh decent pace is enough i once went against this lw who was so fast

[clear bolt]

Is the app available on the App Gallery for Huawei phones

[digital phoenix]

i may or may not have fouled him and gotten a yellow card

[digital phoenix]

just search it bruh

[rotund field]

Worst feeling is when you're completely out paced on defense 1v1 😢

[clear bolt]

Where must I ask it

[digital phoenix]

thats why i prefer to not play cb unless i need to

[grim edge]

Idk

[digital phoenix]

then i dont get blamed

[remote bramble]

GUYS YO

[grim edge]

Google it

[digital phoenix]

last man's problem not mine

[remote bramble]

3 brilliants in 1 bullet game

[grim edge]

Helo

[remote bramble]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~

[rotund field]

😭I love playing it cuz I get to be physical

[remote bramble]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88193939817?tab=review&move=47

[worn ice]

bloodpigs666 (2451) vs. Carbonara_bonne (2374)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. d5 b5 4. Nc3 b4 5. Nb1 g6 6. f3 Bg7 7. e4 d6 8. Be3 O-O 9. Qd2 a5 10. g3 a4 11. Bh6 Bh8 12. Bxf8 Qxf8 13. Qc2 Nfd7 14. Nd2 a3 15. Rb1 axb2 16. Rxb2 Bxb2 17. Qxb2 Qg7 18. Qb1 Ra3 19. Bd3 Qc3 20. Bc2 Qe3+ 21. Ne2 Ne5 22. Rf1 Bh3 23. Rf2 Rd3 24. Qd1 Rxd2 25. Qxd2 Nxf3+ 26. Rxf3 Qxf3 27. Qd3 Qf1+ 28. Kd2 Qa1 29. Bb3 Bf1 30. Qc2 Bxe2 31. Kxe2 Qd4 32. Qd3 Qg1 33. h4 Qh2+ 34. Kd1 Qb2 35. Qc2 Qa1+ 36. Kd2 Qd4+ 37. Qd3 Qe5 38. Qe3 Qf6 39. Ke2 Qb2+ 40. Kf3 Qe5 41. Qf4 Qc3+ 42. Kg4 Nd7 43. Qf3 Ne5+ 44. Kf4 Qxf3+ 45. Kg5 f6+ 46. Kh6 Qg4 47. h5 Qxh5# 

[digital phoenix]

the last time i had an attempt on goal the gk rushed me and i fell over him

[nimble niche]

what position do you normally play?

[rotund field]

Our GK for my club team is 6'5 💀

[upbeat viper]

chess.com

[digital phoenix]

rwb / cb / cdm / gk in that order

[zealous steeple]

Chess.com

[rotund field]

We're talking about chess

[upbeat viper]

yes

[grim edge]

How the

[upbeat viper]

I might face a scotch gambit otb

[rotund field]

Just imagine it's chess related

[nimble niche]

imaging playing gk

[upbeat viper]

too bad I'm a scotch gambit expert

[digital phoenix]

height doesnt really matter sort of

and i can jump high enough to block top corner

[rotund field]

Unless they've got a god striker

[digital phoenix]

yeah id rather not play gk

but i also cant play anything attacking cos its muscle memory to defend

[grim edge]

Teach me

[rotund field]

I play cb cdm and lb that's it

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

the scotch gambit only is for the elite

[grim edge]

[mild apex]

im an elite

[upbeat viper]

there must be my scotch gambit répertoire somewhere in this channel

[nimble niche]

i play either cdm or cb depending on how much defence is needed

[digital phoenix]

i could play cam actually i scored a few goals in that position cos guy was injured

or maybe a lukaku kind of st

dont have to outrun for shit

[upbeat viper]

#💬〡improvement-talk message

like here

[nimble niche]

i only scored one goal this whole year as cdm

[digital phoenix]

if the goal looks nice its all u need

[upbeat viper]

hi Mairos

[frank stratus]

saragossa opening the best opening fr

[upbeat viper]

teach me chess when

[lime lava]

Play the london

[digital phoenix]

but as long as i play the whole game every week im happy

[upbeat viper]

I beat you in the London

that's not a good idea

shows me how weak it is

[lime lava]

Wanna try again

[frank stratus]

saragossa opening the best opening

[upbeat viper]

naaah

[lime lava]

Magnus main opening

[upbeat viper]

Magnus is weak frfr

[lime lava]

Nah
He is decent

[remote bramble]

weak

[frank stratus]

weak

[remote bramble]

alireiza stronger oui oui

[frank stratus]

Best rated win ever is 2956

dangg nice

[remote bramble]

yeah that was insane

2 days ago

before my best win was like 2700

[frank stratus]

sheeesh

[remote bramble]

i liked this guys reaction on a stream

[nimble niche]

send clip

[remote bramble]

k

I can send a link on twitch

[rotund field]

A truly amazing move

[remote bramble]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922128449

1 hour 35 to 1 hour 42

[nimble niche]

my best win was only 2576

[remote bramble]

decent

in blitz or bullet?

[nimble niche]

blitz

[remote bramble]

my bullet is 2630

[nimble niche]

i lost 3 games to the same guy though

[rotund field]

My highest win ever was 1820 💀

[remote bramble]

2600s bullet are insane

[remote bramble]

i lost a 20 moves game to this 2950 guy

[rotund field]

Keep in mind my rapid peak across all my accounts was 1820

[upbeat viper]

mine is 2600

[rotund field]

[upbeat viper]

against chachachess OTB blitz

[remote bramble]

fr

[digital phoenix]

What u played him irl

[upbeat viper]

yep

at the twitch con

scotch gambit just too strong

[remote bramble]

wow

[digital phoenix]

Isn’tchacha the guy I adopted

[upbeat viper]

idk

he's 2600

that'd surprise me

[digital phoenix]

He’s the unconnected one here right

Or is that a different guy

[remote bramble]

whats his cc

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/member/cha_charealsmooth

[digital phoenix]

Wow

[remote bramble]

wow

[frank stratus]

yo gimme a hard chess quote rq

[remote bramble]

his rapid compared to mine

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit to beat him

ezz

[remote bramble]

benko

[upbeat viper]

play the scotch gambit .

[latent pebble]

h5 tal

[frank stratus]

saragossa opening the best opening fr

[keen parrot]

i have a 1-0 score against him lmao

[hasty iris]

(don't look at the games)

[latent pebble]

FM?

[hasty iris]

Ye

Those games he gave me queen odds lol

Still so hard to win

[upbeat viper]

but you're 2400 blitz too

nothing to brag about

[random drum]

I am best chess player in your ||iykyk||

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-eyetest-amogus-gif-26059483

[keen parrot]

way too predictable, gotta step it up man

[frank stratus]

i see the light help

[random drum]

.....

I got blocked by a girl I just said can we play chess

[keen parrot]

sucks to hear man

[verbal thorn]

People I would like to know what as a complex site I could make do u have any ideas

[upbeat viper]

and I got her brother in my DMs complaining about you

smh

[zealous steeple]

Gore website

[random drum]

what ?

[upbeat viper]

dw

you're fine

[keen parrot]

sussy

[random drum]

Bast do u think I said anything wrong?

[upbeat viper]

nah nah

[zealous steeple]

No

[upbeat viper]

she blocked you anyway, I have nothing to do

[random drum]

yeahh I am happy she was behaving weird

I just said can i give u some chess tips and stuff

[verbal thorn]

Lmao no that scary me

[random drum]

then as a nice person I said something she involved her brother in that lol

she was new to internet ig

[upbeat viper]

[random drum]

bast can u tell me what she told u in dm?

(About me)

[upbeat viper]

nothing

[ancient zodiac]

help

[upbeat viper]

as I said it was just a report from her brother

anyway, doesn't matter

[random drum]

?

[ancient zodiac]

I'm scared of thunderstorms

[keen parrot]

if she isnt interested in chess and blocks you over that she aint a keeper anyway

[random drum]

can u tell me what was the report in dm's?

[keen parrot]

was this over discord or do you know her irl

[upbeat viper]

nothing much

dw

[random drum]

fine

[upbeat viper]

won't keep talking about it

[grim edge]

just checkmated someone with En Passant

[upbeat viper]

pretty irrelevant in this channel

[random drum]

yeahh

[upbeat viper]

and that's great

en passant >

[keen parrot]

when has this channel ever been relevant

[upbeat viper]

shhh

[random drum]

I think I should let it go

tbh It was a weird experience

[keen parrot]

we had discussions about age gaps in relationships and nationality in football yesterday lmao

[grim edge]

En Passant is so great honestly

[random drum]

dc

[wintry scarab]

Check out this #chess game: uday_jagad vs Carbonara_bonne - https://www.chess.com/live/game/88195211751

[jovial vector]

It was thunder storming here as well hardddd

[worn ice]

uday_jagad (803) vs. Carbonara_bonne (2649)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. d4 e6 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 Nd7 7. Nf3 a6 8. O-O h6 9. h3 Rc8 10. Re1 c5 11. dxc5 Nxc5 12. Qd1 Ne7 13. Be3 Nf5 14. b4 Nd7 15. Nb1 Bxb4 16. Bd2 Bc5 17. c3 Qb6 18. Be3 Nxe3 19. fxe3 O-O 20. Kf2 Qb2+ 21. Nbd2 Qxc3 22. Rc1 Qa3 23. Ra1 f6 24. exf6 Rxf6 25. Nb3 Bb4 26. Rf1 Rcf8 27. Qc1 Qa4 28. Kg1 e5 29. Qc7 e4 30. Nfd4 Bd6 31. Qxb7 Rxf1+ 32. Rxf1 Rxf1+ 33. Kxf1 Qc4+ 34. Kg1 Nf6 35. Qa8+ Kh7 36. Nd2 Qc3 37. Nf1 Qe1 38. Qxa6 Bc5 39. Qa3 Bxa3 40. Nf5 Bc1 41. Ng3 Bxe3+ 42. Kh2 Bf2 43. Kh1 Bxg3 44. Kg1 e3 45. Kh1 Qxf1# 

[random drum]

yeahh

[keen parrot]

i see, if she blocked you she doesnt want to talk with you ig

[random drum]

Yeah I am not a nice person and Ik that

[wintry scarab]

Because of time I lost

[grim edge]

yeah dont push it if she doesnt want to talk to you thats fine

[keen parrot]

i have only been blocked once in DMs, and that was because the owner of some server got mad at us from another server and simply banned and blocked everyone from there

[zealous steeple]

She said you suck at chess

[grim edge]

that clown

[random drum]

Nahh

[keen parrot]

no its not in a chess server, you dont know him

[grim edge]

your server is so much better anyway

[random drum]

Drop this topic guys

[keen parrot]

everyone knows you need to be at least 2400 to get an egf

[grim edge]

oh I thought it was someone else

[golden laurel]

what

[grim edge]

[queen mortar]

computer_loses

[grim edge]

thats too high

[keen parrot]

nah i was just joking

[golden laurel]

No joke

[wintry scarab]

Anyone will play an rating match

[cunning shore]

It broke lol

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[keen parrot]

yea you killed it

[cunning shore]

[queen mortar]

It's a template for the conversation bubble

why

I don't deserve this

[cunning shore]

Lmao

[frank stratus]

oof

[ancient zodiac]

What's the percentage that you'll get hit by a lightning?

[cunning shore]

I'm curious

[frank stratus]

The odds of being struck by lightning in the U.S. are 1 in 15,300. This means that the odds of being struck by lightning in your lifetime are 80 years. That

i dont wanna copy the whole thing so

However, the odds of being struck by lightning are less than 1 in a million. The odds of being struck multiple times is even less, with the record being seven times in one lifetime.

[cunning shore]

That's interesting

Thanks for sharing

[latent pebble]

The odds of you

[frank stratus]

Oh ye my English teacher got struck by lightning twice

[ancient zodiac]

I'm scared

[cunning shore]

[frank stratus]

will deserved but cool

[keen parrot]

W

[grim edge]

twice is too much for that

[ancient zodiac]

I'm shaking

[frank stratus]

Scientists estimate that the probability of being born is about 1 in 400 trillion. This is a very big number and is considered incredibly unlikely to be impossible.

[ancient zodiac]

It feels like this is my worst phobia

[keen parrot]

lightning is cool

[frank stratus]

The odds of someone existing are 1 in 102,685,000. The odds of someone being born with the characteristics you have are about 1 in 400 trillion

[grim edge]

thank you for that information

[frank stratus]

i got a phd in this stuff so js ask me ill answer it

[frank stratus]

np someone asked it

[ancient zodiac]

I'm feeling anxious I don't really know how to overcome this phobia

[grim edge]

just get over it

[frank stratus]

oo

[keen parrot]

find a loved one to comfort you ig

[frank stratus]

look at this The odds of becoming a chess grandmaster are less than 1%. There are about 1600 active grandmasters, and about one in every half million players is a grandmaster.

[grim edge]

W advice

[ancient zodiac]

I'm too young for that

[keen parrot]

bruh, i meant parents/sibling

but boyfriend works too ig

[ancient zodiac]

Awww sorry

[frank stratus]

ask your parents to hug u

[grim edge]

do a group hug with your parents rn

[ancient zodiac]

Thank you guys

[grim edge]

ur welcome

[frank stratus]

my family eats and does a prayer b4 eating so

[ancient zodiac]

I hope I can return the favor sometime

[frank stratus]

and we hug afterwards so

[mild apex]

just joined chat???

[frank stratus]

make me a grandmaster and your debt is cleared

[keen parrot]

ye fr

[mild apex]

o u still here

[keen parrot]

yeah just lurking a bit while playing chess

[ancient zodiac]

That's impossible

[mild apex]

real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bleed (eloranker)

This is the Chess.com profile of eloranker. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bleed (eloranker)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1659 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1414 (1459 peak)
Bullet: 1339 (peak)

[mild apex]

just threw a winning position

[keen parrot]

rude to call him trash

[ancient zodiac]

I'm sorry

[frank stratus]

its ai

myb

[grim edge]

noted

[forest steeple]

Hi Guys

[grim edge]

hi Dead

[lyric mantle]

: o

[frank stratus]

sup

[mild apex]

hewo

[honest mirage]

wassup

[keen parrot]

yo

[honest mirage]

yo

i am in school rn i just wanna play chess

[wintry scarab]

@honest mirage hello

[honest mirage]

hello

[mild apex]

a cat

[wintry scarab]

@honest mirage will you play rating match or non rated match?

[honest mirage]

i am in school right now so i can’t play chess rn soery

[wintry scarab]

@honest mirage no problem bro 👍

[short kettle]

Hamlo

[nova spire]

/nick

[grim edge]

BRO

MY CLASSMATE MADE ME BLUNDER MY QUEEN

[graceful lintel]

Wth
3 games 3 wins in OTB

[keen parrot]

throw him off a bridge

[onyx geode]

hello guys

[grim edge]

Bet

[grim edge]

[honest mirage]

yo

[grim edge]

Study

Don't use phone in school

[tawny zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOO

[tawny zenith]

nuh uh

[keen parrot]

wtf the dumbest thing just happened in my game

ill show in a sec when im done

[grim edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

hi

[lament sparrow]

2 brilliant

700 elo blitz game

[crimson wigeon]

lol

[lament sparrow]

uhh

[honest mirage]

okay boss

[jovial vector]

Beautiful game man

[lament sparrow]

cuz um noob

[jovial vector]

Wdym it was good 😌

[lament sparrow]

tennison gambit is good ?

[nova spire]

intercontinental ballistic missile

[lament sparrow]

yep

a normal trao

[honest mirage]

okay boss

[keen parrot]

i have no words

[nova spire]

the knight on c3

[latent pebble]

They are getting old

[wintry scarab]

@keen parrot hello beo

[acoustic mason]

That's something I'd expect to see in my own games

[wintry scarab]

Bro *

[keen parrot]

yo

[lament sparrow]

lol

[keen parrot]

i basically forgot the queen could take my knight and so did he

[nova spire]

where can i send my chess games

im too lazy to send pngs

no links in general right?