💬〡general-off-topic

[candid river]

Surprised?

[glossy radish]

why’d the chicken cross the road

[toxic lintel]

I'm flabbergasted😱

[vague sluice]

Idk why

[candid river]

To eat the dog that was eying it down

[glossy radish]

idk either

[formal briar]

Guys can we let martin be a grandmaster

[fleet sigil]

no

[rotund field]

Ha

[vague sluice]

Well it seems we’ve reached a dilema then

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[candid river]

💀💀💀💀

[rotund field]

🗿

[tribal field]

Chess server dosent have a off topic?

[glossy radish]

to get to the idiot’s house. knock knock

[glossy radish]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[formal briar]

He hangs his queen on the 2nd move so he is worthy in my opinion

[rotund field]

Byebye server is boring

[tribal field]

Says no access

[formal briar]

why am I giving a robot pronouns

[glossy radish]

use /trust

[subtle nebula]

Yea but I actually don't care

[candid river]

Me every time I get a blunder instead of a brilliant move

[tribal field]

I’m general?

[glossy radish]

anywhere. it’ll be private

[tribal field]

In general*?

[candid river]

🫤

[glossy radish]

i’m friendless

[candid river]

Sad

[glossy radish]

( @rotund field that’s ur cue to come in)

[subtle nebula]

You need to watch this video @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

no

[tribal field]

Got it

[candid river]

Have you tried blowing up their phones?

[glossy radish]

nice

[rotund field]

I'll talk in dms don't have a desire to talk here

[glossy radish]

i was kidding, you’re not forced

[rotund field]

Okee

[subtle nebula]

Guys how to IP grab someone who is beating me in a chess game (⚠️for education purposes⚠️)

[tribal field]

I connected my discord to chess but nothing happened

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 904 (peak)
Blitz: 812 (peak)
Bullet: 900 (peak)

[glossy radish]

patience

[candid river]

They just went from a high to a low in life

[tribal field]

Oh is it overtime?

[glossy radish]

just wait. it takes a while

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ivan Gonzalez (ivangonzalez)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ivan Gonzalez (ivangonzalez)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1563 (1574 peak)
Blitz: 1048 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 885 (1200 peak)

[tribal field]

Ah okay no worries, I thought it was supposed to instantly give you it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> queeniexo

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1147 (1237 peak)
Bullet: 1065 (1215 peak)

[candid river]

🙃

[tribal field]

Mines a lot worse💀

[glossy radish]

silly

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Marco Onnis (cicciogamer69104666)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Marco Onnis (cicciogamer69104666)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1029 (1115 peak)
Blitz: 803 (924 peak)
Bullet: 514 (662 peak)

[fleet sigil]

so sad 💔

[candid river]

I already beat Magnus Carlson

[fleet sigil]

same

stockfish saved the day

[tribal field]

😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

im v

[subtle nebula]

Who asked 💀

[fleet sigil]

me

[candid river]

I asked

[tribal field]

You asked your own statement!?!?

[candid river]

I beat Catsparrov

[subtle nebula]

So you are the guy who asked? Uh?

[candid river]

Jacksparrow

[inland arrow]

The hardest chess bot in the world is catfish

[tribal field]

I don’t believe that coming from a 1100-1200

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-hat-jack-sparrow-gif-18080055

[fleet sigil]

rela

[candid river]

It was otb

[fleet sigil]

I failed to spell the word "real"

[tribal field]

[glossy radish]

failure

[candid river]

I’m actually the world champion just playing on a worse account

[subtle nebula]

Ok

[fleet sigil]

magnus was actually sinistermagnus

[tribal field]

That makes more sense, thanks for clarifying that

[candid river]

No problem

[tribal field]

Anyone watch Hikaru?

[subtle nebula]

Only Italians can understand this meme 💀

[candid river]

Not since I beat him

[tribal field]

Yeah me neither

[glossy radish]

pigs are flying rn

[tribal field]

😭 I find him very, boring

[candid river]

Predict the next word: If takes, ____

[tribal field]

I take

Idk

[candid river]

Then what next?

Keep going

[tribal field]

SACRIFICE THE ROOOOOKKKKK!!! I’m Jk im too lazy to figure it out

[tribal field]

L brilliant

[subtle nebula]

Dead chat

[tribal field]

L chatter

[nova verge]

How was everyone’s day??

[subtle nebula]

Ok take the cioccopesce @tribal field

[tribal field]

w h a t

[hot osprey]

1000 elo is a different breed
They blunder their queen and instantly resign

[tribal field]

Hey Im familiar with that too

In 350😂😂😂😂

Happens almost every game I get a free queen or even a checkmate within 15 moves

[subtle nebula]

Noob

[nova verge]

Noob rhymes with ….

[tribal field]

You have Chess player in your bio

[subtle nebula]

O chei end?

[tribal field]

English?

[subtle nebula]

Ok and?

[tribal field]

O Chei end isn’t English

[subtle nebula]

Yea it is but in Italian pronunciation

[tribal field]

I’m not Italian

[subtle nebula]

Where you from

[tribal field]

My mother

[fleet sigil]

um..

[jovial vector]

does anyone every accidentally do this when trying to castle?

[subtle nebula]

Guys what does mean "ihn"? My friend always says that but he never tells me what that means

[tribal field]

No😂😂 that looks terrible

[short kettle]

Sup

[fleet sigil]

yes

[subtle nebula]

No I usually do ke2 bc it's more faster

[short kettle]

Ik this

[lapis brook]

Bing it

[tribal field]

??

[short kettle]

Pawn takes then queen takes rook

[tribal field]

No

[short kettle]

Huh

[glossy radish]

hi

[short kettle]

Y not

Forced mate?

[subtle nebula]

Yea and then takes takes takes and you lost 1 pawn and stockfish says -34 because you are also under a queen, a rook, a knight and both bishops

[toxic lintel]

I wonder what stockfish taste like

[pine bison]

no

[subtle nebula]

Ciocco pesce

[glossy radish]

PAIN

GUWSS WHAT

[pine bison]

wot

[lapis brook]

Hi paint

[glossy radish]

chicken butt

[lapis brook]

Lmfao

[subtle nebula]

A mod that reads the chat?

[glossy radish]

charge

[tribal field]

Then resignation

[glossy radish]

you’d be surprised

[lapis brook]

Yep

[pine bison]

yep

[tribal field]

@short kettle

[jovial vector]

gotta add a horse sound effect on the brilliant

[glossy radish]

might wanna check chess talk. people bein weird

[tribal field]

^^^

[lapis brook]

Don't distract

[glossy radish]

wat

[tribal field]

Get him outta here

[glossy radish]

dude wth

[tribal field]

Get ‘em gone

[glossy radish]

@pine bison come back

[subtle nebula]

Guys I can explain

[glossy radish]

pringles

[tribal field]

No. You’re done talking

[subtle nebula]

I miss clicked a photo

[toxic lintel]

What happened?

[subtle nebula]

Nothing

[nova verge]

Okay

[glossy radish]

bad things

[toxic lintel]

I was in chess chat😭

[tribal field]

He deleted it

[jovial vector]

what was it

[tribal field]

But I got a ss so don’t worry 😉

[toxic lintel]

I always miss the funny stuff😔

[subtle nebula]

Wanna see in dm? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😋😋😋😋😋

[jovial vector]

WHAT WAS IT

[nova verge]

Lies

[tribal field]

Some guy wearing a Pringles costume with his eggplant in a Pringle’s can

[subtle nebula]

Text me in dm and I'll send

[jovial vector]

oh thats normal

[tribal field]

Selling illegal pictures

[glossy radish]

it WAS the pringles can

[jovial vector]

send it I wanna see

[tribal field]

THERE was a demon inside it…

[subtle nebula]

No I don't want bobux

[glossy radish]

what

[tribal field]

You heard me

[glossy radish]

💀

[subtle nebula]

I can't here I think I get banned

[glossy radish]

unity imu

[tribal field]

Good

[fleet sigil]

bruh why the weird shit always gotta happen when im gone

[glossy radish]

yay

[jovial vector]

send it in dm's lmao

[tribal field]

It’s a chess server

[glossy radish]

stormy

[fleet sigil]

you are tremendously down bad

[toxic lintel]

Thats what I'm saying😭

[jovial vector]

IM CURIOUS LEAVE ME ALONE

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[toxic lintel]

LOL

[tribal field]

Quote of the day “Never hang your pieces”

[pine bison]

lmao

[jovial vector]

the photo wasn't even that bad

[tribal field]

For a chess server

[glossy radish]

cute kitty omg

@rotund field

[fleet sigil]

crap you're sparking curosity

[jovial vector]

😂😭

[pine bison]

of who

[glossy radish]

ON ZEL?? HELL YEAH

pinged an innocent person

[subtle nebula]

@pine bison dont check the log

Trust me

Lol

[tribal field]

10 year olds play chess?

[subtle nebula]

Your right

[tribal field]

When I was 10 I had toy soldiers and darth Vader

When in the hell did they play chess

[subtle nebula]

A bukkin e mammt

[pine bison]

we dont need those pringle memes here yes

[tribal field]

Me everytime

[subtle nebula]

It was just a random meme nothing special

[short kettle]

Raaaaggghhhhh

Whats the best piece in chess

[tribal field]

Your king

[fleet sigil]

the queen

the king is so beta

[pine bison]

ok

[tribal field]

Without your king

[boreal sapphire]

Pawn

[tribal field]

Real

[glossy radish]

lalalla

[short kettle]

Also the king can get pretty powerful in endgames

[tribal field]

Very

[short kettle]

The bishop from saturn:

[tribal field]

I never use my king at end games

Because I never need to

[short kettle]

Y not

They can checkmate lol

[fleet sigil]

no, it always needs to get carried by another piece

[tribal field]

I either checkmate them or I end up throwing

[short kettle]

Makes sense

[tribal field]

I rarely get endgames with just my king and pawns

[subtle nebula]

RAGAZZI ATTENTI QUANDO ANDATE A FARE LA CACCA PERCHÉ POTREBBE ESSERCI BURGER NASCOSTO

[glossy radish]

yeah

[fleet sigil]

yes

[subtle nebula]

That was not nsfw

[glossy radish]

unfortunately

[fleet sigil]

I know a person irl that is named a chicken

[pine bison]

@subtle nebula you're so annoying, please chill

[glossy radish]

i love chicken

[fleet sigil]

same

[subtle nebula]

Why did you deleted my video

[glossy radish]

ngl i hate thr taste of chicken

[toxic lintel]

What does tilted me? Like titled towers from fortnite?

[wheat falcon]

i like chicken

[glossy radish]

bc ur annoying

[pine bison]

said nobody ever

[wheat falcon]

hey butter :3

[glossy radish]

i’m the firstttt

[fleet sigil]

hello :3

[pine bison]

impossible

[wheat falcon]

:3

[glossy radish]

chicken tastes bad

[short kettle]

Tf

[short kettle]

Tf

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[wheat falcon]

average brick experience

[fleet sigil]

me personally i would have done qa4

[tribal field]

“GUYS BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU GO TO POOP BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE HIDDEN BURGER” - @subtle nebula

[frozen saffron]

ola

como estan

[wheat falcon]

burgerking foot lettuce

[fleet sigil]

ola

[grim edge]

Anyone here live in Orlando Florida?

[toxic valley]

🏳️‍🌈♟️ = , 🏳️‍⚧️♟️ = ?

[glossy radish]

earlier i almost killed a fly with my pencil

[frozen saffron]

no se ingles 😦

[wheat falcon]

next time you order from burger king there coukd be somebody elses foot lettice in itt

[toxic valley]

How do I get gay pawn role

[short kettle]

Raaaaagggggghhhhh

[glossy radish]

=

[frozen saffron]

i dont understand english

[short kettle]

help meeee

[tribal field]

Oh

[grim edge]

You live in Orlando Florida or not bro?

[short kettle]

Tf

[frozen saffron]

😦

[fleet sigil]

i nee the pawn color

[tribal field]

He answered your question did he not

[grim edge]

🗿

[glossy radish]

channel and roles

[wheat falcon]

hey butter guess whatt

[grim edge]

Hell nah Texas

[fleet sigil]

wot

[tribal field]

[wheat falcon]

chicken butt

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

texan 😳

[fleet sigil]

how did I fall for that 💀

[wheat falcon]

:3

[tribal field]

Mexican

[glossy radish]

do you have the cute accent?

[frozen saffron]

wello

[grim edge]

Broooooo anyone live in Orlando Florida?

[tribal field]

NAHHAHAHAHAH

[glossy radish]

@gentle steppe

def cute

[frozen saffron]

kice to wet you

[tribal field]

[frozen saffron]

mmm

[glossy radish]

yes really

[frozen saffron]

is a

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[frozen saffron]

normal?

[glossy radish]

do you say y’all irl

[frozen saffron]

mmm sigth?

[grim edge]

I’m asking again anyone live in Orlando Florida?

[tribal field]

Where at in texas

[glossy radish]

but do you

[tribal field]

I see

[frozen saffron]

oh this centrel kontrol

[tribal field]

Houston, dallas, White House, Tyler, Amarillo, Austin

I got no idea about texas they are just guesses

[fleet sigil]

i think you speak english

[tropic plaza]

Hi uwunity

[glossy radish]

heh

[frozen saffron]

y spik inglish

[tribal field]

LMFAO I DONT KNOW TEXAS

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-texas-spongebob-patrick-stupid-gif-14268848

[tribal field]

I said that

[glossy radish]

THE EDIT LMDAOO

[tribal field]

No

I’m right next to you

[toxic lintel]

I'm from ohio😔

[glossy radish]

i’m from

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cute-kawaii-dance-gif-13740025

[frozen saffron]

jelp mo enderstend inglish

[tribal field]

New Mexico

[glossy radish]

no

[toxic lintel]

Average man from ohio

[glossy radish]

:( i am NOT canadian

[frozen saffron]

plz jelp

[glossy radish]

wha

[tribal field]

It’s too hot here :/

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-avatar-aang-gif-25891141

[tribal field]

Not in cruces

[fleet sigil]

im gonna...

[frozen saffron]

😢

[glossy radish]

i spelt major wrong

now i’m sad as hell

[grim edge]

Anyone here live in Orlando Florida? Damn

[frozen saffron]

hell is?

[fleet sigil]

LMFAO

[frozen saffron]

not bad xd

[toxic lintel]

THIS IS JUICY

[toxic valley]

I checkmated wife

[grim edge]

Wtf

[frozen saffron]

wife qe es

[latent pebble]

You’re Chinese American

[fleet sigil]

you checkmated your wife

[tribal field]

Yeah, his queen

[echo kestrel]

Anyone notice they made the titled player red darker?

[latent pebble]

No

[tribal field]

No

[candid ingot]

Anyone wanna play (900-1100 10m rapid no inc)

[tribal field]

Nah I’d win to fast

[glossy radish]

and viet

[tribal field]

I need a real challenge

[candid ingot]

😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

it’s annoyingly hot here

[candid ingot]

discrimination

[glossy radish]

another 9 year old with stupid jokes

[tribal field]

I’m only 350 but think I should be 2600, it’s just my opponents are actually Hikaru and MagnusCarleson🙄

[tropic plaza]

Its annoyingly cold and hot here

[glossy radish]

i want just the cold

[fleet sigil]

careleson

and i spelt that wrong

[tropic plaza]

Hot in the morning cold in the night

[tribal field]

😭

[glossy radish]

not fun

[fleet sigil]

wait careleson sounds funny af 😂

[glossy radish]

temperatures be changing faster than my moods

[tropic plaza]

Should be cold in the morning so my coffee would not feel different

[glossy radish]

EW COFFEE DRINKER BYE

[tropic plaza]

What do you drink? Tea?

[crystal pike]

Looking for an opponent

[tropic plaza]

Youre scared of the coffee bitterness

[glossy radish]

tea<coffee

[tribal field]

Me

[glossy radish]

no, gives me bad headache

[fleet sigil]

coffee taste so sweet

[glossy radish]

even the smell gives a headache

[tropic plaza]

You just cant drink coffee, and i dont like the taste of tea

[tribal field]

That’s where you’re wrong

[tropic plaza]

Bro what coffee are you drinking💀

[glossy radish]

i hate thr taste

[tribal field]

Black coffee isn’t sweet

[fleet sigil]

idk bro

[crystal pike]

https://play.chess.com/c9pFX

[glossy radish]

they never specified

[tropic plaza]

Bros drinking milo

[fleet sigil]

ew black coffee

[glossy radish]

ewww coffee in general

[grim edge]

i do

[grim edge]

what’s wrong with coffee bro

[tropic plaza]

Yall just cant appreciate the bitterness of coffee

[glossy radish]

you do what

[glossy radish]

taste is horrendous

[grim edge]

you’ll get used to it

[glossy radish]

i drink unsweetened tea

[toxic lintel]

They said black coffee is sweet😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

i got unused to it. used to drink it daily now i can’t

[fleet sigil]

i agree sort of but it keeps me awake

[glossy radish]

TEA

[tropic plaza]

Aight

[fleet sigil]

black coffee taste nasty

[toxic lintel]

^

[glossy radish]

^^

[tropic plaza]

Either you cant make one or you cant take bitterness

Or the one you bought is bad

If you cant take black just take espresso

[glossy radish]

bleh

[tropic plaza]

Tea makes me sleep

[fleet sigil]

ewww biterness

[tropic plaza]

Coffee makes me sleep too

[glossy radish]

coffee too

[grim edge]

Anyone knows here a chess club in Orlando Florida?

[tropic plaza]

Shutup with your weak sensitive taste buds

[glossy radish]

search one

[glossy radish]

BULLY

[tropic plaza]

Both make me sleep

[grim edge]

Wait

[glossy radish]

i’m sleepy

[glossy radish]

waiting

[grim edge]

you are weak then

[tropic plaza]

Im not dissing your tea but you dissing my coffee so

[glossy radish]

not weak :(

[glossy radish]

i drink water

[tropic plaza]

Do you like water

[glossy radish]

no

i like milk

[grim edge]

i’m only defending the coffee because my country is known for discovering it

[tropic plaza]

Same

[grim edge]

did you ever mix it with coffee

[glossy radish]

we can finally agree on something

[fleet sigil]

eww

[glossy radish]

did

[grim edge]

how was it

[glossy radish]

it was good back then, can’t handle it now

[grim edge]

damn

I saw many clubs but I want to be sure

[tropic plaza]

If you cant take strong coffee, just add more milk and syrup, tho it would taste rather different, you can still taste a bit of the bitterness of coffee

[glossy radish]

huh

[fleet sigil]

so buy a different coffee all together

[tribal field]

I got shit on

[tropic plaza]

Its addons

[crystal pike]

Looking for opponent with 1300+ rating

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @tribal field, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

i’m 174 is that good

[tribal field]

Don’t play him

[toxic lintel]

Is it weird to powder ur waffles with coffee powder?

[tribal field]

He’s too good

[tropic plaza]

Nah

[glossy radish]

@tribal field try connecting again

[tropic plaza]

Did once and its good

[glossy radish]

use /connect

[fleet sigil]

can I see your profile

[glossy radish]

I HIT A FLY WITH MY PENCILLL

[crystal pike]

Yes

[tribal field]

Alr

[tropic plaza]

Your high.

[glossy radish]

@grim edge IT STILK FKEW AWAY

[glossy radish]

i am NOT

[crystal pike]

My rating is 1250

[glossy radish]

i’m v

[tropic plaza]

Thats what every high person says when theyre high

[glossy radish]

what’s it like to be high

[tropic plaza]

What do you experience rn?

[glossy radish]

do not

[tribal field]

@glossy radish

[fleet sigil]

ive never been high

[tropic plaza]

[glossy radish]

hotness

[tribal field]

It says I’m already connected through Apple ID

[glossy radish]

i feel very very hot

[autumn current]

Just went from having 5 MBPS to 60

[glossy radish]

i drank beer yesterday

[tropic plaza]

Youre probably hot

[fleet sigil]

🤨

[tropic plaza]

Bros drinking beer at 13

[glossy radish]

thanks captain obvious

[glossy radish]

beer was not yum

[tropic plaza]

I mean your hot in general

[glossy radish]

it was alcohol free

[autumn current]

Bread water

[fleet sigil]

average day for a russian

[glossy radish]

yeah, it’s super hot in this room idk why

alcohol free

[tropic plaza]

Beer with no alcohol is like drinking milk without lactose

[glossy radish]

me

[fleet sigil]

I drank alcohol once and spat it out because it tasted nasty

[glossy radish]

i drink milk without lactose. im lactose intolerant

now shut up

[toxic valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815288273038868480/1148246398945472562/Record_2023-09-04-18-45-02_4cac46ecbbfb7f8aa1c94b1ec321eb15.mp4

[tropic plaza]

Do you also eat bread gluten free

[glossy radish]

charge

[glossy radish]

idk i eat baguettes

[tropic plaza]

Phew, i almost called you the most american out of americans

[glossy radish]

i’m asian

[tropic plaza]

But if youre lactose intolerant and eat gluten free bread welll…..

[glossy radish]

most asians are lactose intolerant

[tropic plaza]

Brb imma change into a cow

[tropic plaza]

I mean if you have both

[glossy radish]

WAIT NO YOU CANT DO THAT

BRING BACK THE BEAR

idk bread is bread

[grim edge]

hi

[tropic plaza]

Moooo

[fleet sigil]

hello "hi"

[split basin]

@grim edge rook takes f7

[tropic plaza]

I have to change animal everyday

[toxic valley]

What

[tropic plaza]

I started as a crow xd

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-eet-cat-likes-corn-cat-gif-15984022

[toxic valley]

I was just spectator of that game

[lime lava]

Why so weak

[rotund field]

❤️

[grim edge]

Bonjour

je m’appelle croissant

[tropic plaza]

Kwasont

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[tropic plaza]

Wanna play uwunity i havent played you

I dont like cc bullet tho

[toxic valley]

I don't speak English

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shotgun-kill-yeet-gif-23581385

@upbeat viper we have a test for you

omg unity. can u answer a question for me

rate ryan reynolds 1-10

@grim edge i know youre there

pfttttt hehehehehehehehhehebhahahahaha

@grim edge hehehee

who wants bullet

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shotgun-kill-yeet-gif-23581385

[last verge]

lisitsyn

happy 9/11

[grim edge]

LETS HAVE A CAKE

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

do bilingual people not exist

[rotund field]

Meow

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/afcsafa-ali-safa-gif-26305925

[rotund field]

I will forever stand by the idea that 9/11 jokes are just unfunny

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bomb-explosion-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-15429820

[dense trench]

I couldn't agree more

[grim edge]

its not funny at all people are just 3 year olds

bcus im not american

lol ill never forget that u said that

[rotund field]

And that makes it funny?

[last verge]

no way its unity

[grim edge]

u guys were rac*st

im just sayin this joke is just gonna FLY over my head

[toxic valley]

[rotund field]

Whimsy stfu

[grim edge]

rlly

[last verge]

overused joke i rate it 81.82%

[fleet sigil]

y'all are blowing up the chat with anger tf

[grim edge]

well im feelin awfully dirty im just gonnna go shake a tower

*take a shower

[fleet sigil]

bruh

[rotund field]

Just annoyed of hearing the same unfunny joke over and over

[fleet sigil]

i dont blame you

[last verge]

no way its an FM

[fleet sigil]

but dont tell people to kill themselves..

[grim edge]

No way, a WFM

when did i say it was funny?

[rotund field]

🗿

[grim edge]

here

[fleet sigil]

go outside in the usa and try to find a racist person

[tribal field]

I’m back

[fleet sigil]

you'll have a hard time looking for one

[tribal field]

This cop pulled out infront of me and I honked at his dumbass

[fleet sigil]

this is true LOL

i cant even lie

[grim edge]

congrats on winning the internet argument

[rotund field]

hooray

[ancient zodiac]

Morning

[rotund field]

No more 9/11 jokes please

[grim edge]

dont worry i have a whole HOST of other topics

but theyre so hot

oh wait you mean

UNITY

i didnt even try to hide it

[last verge]

there was a fight at my school today 😭

[grim edge]

i had the pride pawn mf

no youre not

i have multiple pieces of evidence that ur gay

Whismy

[last verge]

one of the girls involved is my coworker and one is a friend of a few of my friends and one is a senior

[grim edge]

gatto unity got an 8 on the ryan reynolds test

I charged my phone a bit so we could have a bit of timr on our experiment

this is significant

Yeah this is very accurate

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

Wheres bast

the test has never been wrong

[last verge]

i said 6 when my friend asked me ☠️☠️

[grim edge]

@pine bison

and the test says unity is gayer than a hungarian ballroom

Ong

[grim edge]

lmao this tracks

Well ask basty tomorrow

Now with pain

ill explain the test later

[last verge]

stage 1: daniel

[grim edge]

lmao what abt zax?

[tribal field]

😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Zax is asleep rn

[last verge]

he looks grown bruh

old ass man

[grim edge]

Ong

The one on the right gaylo

[tribal field]

Man I hate New Mexico

[grim edge]

mechanical engineering

[fleet sigil]

I want to so badly make a wall joke

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[tribal field]

I’m not mexican

[grim edge]

The test is accurate af its not even funny

[last verge]

fast food 😭 im in hs

[fleet sigil]

said every gay person

[last verge]

i have a tutoring thing on the side

abd chess coachmg

[grim edge]

Unity youre as straight as spaghetti

[grim edge]

its terrifying holy shit

[fleet sigil]

i thought you were a fe...

[tropic plaza]

You saud your gay when some guy sends you his d

[grim edge]

that was a very significant 8

[tropic plaza]

Until he got wet down

[grim edge]

im just sayin unity is so far in the closet hes seeing aslan

[grim edge]

Exactly

Unity you should read more

mf have u never read narnia

lion witch wardrobe

[fleet sigil]

no

[grim edge]

Unity is uncultured

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/narnia-mrtumnus-jamesmcavoy-eyebrow-gif-13312023

[fleet sigil]

kid gains schizophrenia

[grim edge]

did u at least get the joke

I did

[fleet sigil]

new 2023 ability

[grim edge]

I am the first to comment about unity being illiterate

Nope i gave a confident 10

i nearly made yass' family think he was gay

pfffttttt

Dont talk about that

i flirted so hard with his brother omg

Especially not here

fine

[grim edge]

He didnt hear most of it

lips r SEALED

Thankfully

no yass is straight

u have a gaydar? interesting

If unity had a gaydar it would always be on

For some 'reason"

[last verge]

nuh uh

[dense trench]

wait homophobia?

why do you care if people think you are gay

[grim edge]

lucy for one

unity is the least homophobic person ik

nothing

[fleet sigil]

u gay

[grim edge]

i am exactly who my culture demands i be

Unity u already did

hm? what?

Many times

[pine bison]

wat

[grim edge]

Pain

Yes do that

[pine bison]

5

[grim edge]

Hmmm

Hes straight

Unlike you unity

Unity youre zesty af

[pine bison]

no

[grim edge]

Pain why are u lying

Stop givjng him false hopes

[pine bison]

i never think of anyones sexuality online lol

[grim edge]

My gaydar is tingling

From across the globe

Wb lucy ask whism about that

[zealous steeple]

Okay

[full delta]

hey

[opaque cape]

hey

[full delta]

anyone who has chess.com premium and can analyze my game pls?

[zealous steeple]

No

[full delta]

[opaque cape]

whats ur offer

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[full delta]

bruh what all they have to do is just click on the link and thats it

[grim edge]

its very close but yeah

[zealous steeple]

100$ for analyze

[full delta]

dude its just clicking on the link

[grim edge]

Hi pixel

[full delta]

whatever

[rotund field]

Meow

[zealous steeple]

Thats too much work

[opaque cape]

nah i need somthing

[peak plank]

How about another offer

[grim edge]

rate ryan reynolds 1-10

[opaque cape]

in return

[full delta]

hm

you will see a good game

[peak plank]

You have to change your nick to "Pixel is the best" for a week

[full delta]

at least

[rotund field]

7

[peak plank]

ill analyse all your games AND give explanations

plus insight on inporvment

[grim edge]

ah, @grim edge problem

[rotund field]

Huh

[full delta]

if I change my server name for a week?

[peak plank]

yes

[full delta]

thats way too kind there has to be sth

[opaque cape]

and change ur pfp to a pic i choose

[wheat falcon]

mhm suree

[full delta]

i am not changing pfp

[opaque cape]

no game review

[full delta]

I have a challenge of keeping christmas pfp for a yeart

[peak plank]

he can keep his pfp

[grim edge]

doing calculus rn

[wheat falcon]

ew calculus

[tropic plaza]

Im cow

[rotund field]

Yummy

[wheat falcon]

cow

[full delta]

what is your elo and how did you get that purple role

[wheat falcon]

i eat cow

[tropic plaza]

Imma change into a bull or rhino tomorrow, or maybe elephant

[wheat falcon]

friend role

[tropic plaza]

Do you like my milk

[peak plank]

2k with 2100 peak and I got the purple role because im helpful and active in this server

[full delta]

oh

[tropic plaza]

No ad

[rotund field]

💀💀yea yea

[peak plank]

(also zel vouched for me )

[tropic plaza]

Do you got back to 2k

[rotund field]

<@&745328830649991179>

[peak plank]

(mods are online)

[wheat falcon]

i will get purple role

cause i like the colour

[full delta]

i should change my name to what exactly again?

[tropic plaza]

Just say something controversial

There <@&745328830649991179>

[rotund field]

🗿

[peak plank]

'Pixel is the best"

[full delta]

done

[peak plank]

alright

[full delta]

tho I am on mobile data

[peak plank]

send me ur username

[rotund field]

Bros 10 years old at most

[full delta]

and its legit 3 am here

[tropic plaza]

Nah his just an infant who learnt the word sigma

[peak plank]

also nobody tell zel that ive acutally lost to him

[full delta]

TheRealFrank1 but can we do that analysing thing someday else pls? I am really active in the vc when I play chess and I would love to learn more lines with the queens gambit

[tropic plaza]

I have a book abt queens gambit

[peak plank]

👍🏼 I can give you the analysis now on top of that 🙂

[tropic plaza]

It covers almost all variation except like janowski

[grim edge]

love it when the limits of integration are themselves expression

[full delta]

thanks so much mate!

[forest marten]

Hello hello!

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-koolie-gif-25746450

Naw dont end this chat on me sending a anime girl gif

Nono

[full delta]

bro did I leave an anime server and join a chess server to chat just to see anime again

[forest marten]

lol

[tropic plaza]

Almost all chess player here is weebs

[tribal field]

Can someone call me and join my share screen and kinda coach me through my chess games? Like review my games (old games)

[rotund field]

Bruh

[tribal field]

Don’t call me out

[forest marten]

Isn't that just cheating?

[tribal field]

No

I said my old games, coach me on my mistakes

[forest marten]

Oh he made it sound like it would be happening live lol

[tribal field]

I need help, I got no idea what I’m doing wrong 😂

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/haroon-haroon-senpai-senpai-cat-girl-gif-25052824

[full delta]

I realised yeah

[tribal field]

At first yes, but i realized that was cheating that’s why I said old because I don’t wanna get boosted😂

[full delta]

so many here play at least one hoyoverse game

[jovial vector]

who watches anime lmao

[full delta]

at least that I know of

[full delta]

i dont watch anime

[forest marten]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[full delta]

but I play 2 anime games atm

[forest marten]

my friend watches anime and im matching pfps with her lol

[stable mirage]

9

[jovial vector]

Someone guided me through like 3 whole live games when I was 500 and I didn't even really know it was cheating lol

[peak plank]

@full delta hold on- im still typing my report in your games

[grim edge]

i like banan

[full delta]

all good mate

also keep in mind

[tribal field]

Depends on how they did it

[full delta]

some games I was just messing and not even calculating

also PLEASE dont analyze all

[fleet sigil]

2

[grim edge]

huh test failed here

[full delta]

with analysing and helping me I thought sth like coaching or at least talking about my games in the vc

that would be much more helpful

[fringe shale]

i was banned a long time ago

[peak plank]

I will do that too 🙂

[fringe shale]

but im back

[full delta]

wow

[fringe shale]

im back

[full delta]

all that for a name change?

[fringe shale]

i remember you bro

[full delta]

[full delta]

if you got banned then probably for a reason no?

[fringe shale]

yes ofc

[peak plank]

yeah, I would do it for free somtimes if im feeling good but I decided maybe at least get a name change for it

[peak plank]

hm...why is sthat?

[full delta]

btw

[peak plank]

?

[fleet sigil]

for wat

[full delta]

check out this move that I played 6 days ago

[fleet sigil]

pro

[grim edge]

very nice

e7 just wins

[full delta]

he took the knight and stalled on the clock

[grim edge]

no way to stop the pawn

[full delta]

the best moves follow to me getting to queen

and he is just down a bishop for a queen

and his bishop ispermanently pinned

so this brilliant doesnt lead to checkmate if he plays top engine moves ONLY for 5 moves in a row

[grim edge]

hes still screwed after u make a queen

[full delta]

yes ofc

its an easy endgame

[peak plank]

interesting

[full delta]

uhm

lets not talk about that

[fleet sigil]

noob

[full delta]

most times I play after work when i am kinda tired and I want to relax

[full delta]

i would respect it if you were posting these types of screenshots in my dms and not in a public chat

[fleet sigil]

wott

[fringe shale]

ofc it wasjust being an idiot

i said some really bad stuff

[fleet sigil]

damn skill issue

i saw that

[fringe shale]

💀

man bro my trusted role

its gone

[fleet sigil]

skill issue

[fringe shale]

well i used to post racist memes so- 💀

my old user was cai

[fleet sigil]

i dont care

[rotund field]

Meow

[tribal field]

Welcome to 360 elo chess where your opponent blunders every piece

[opaque cape]

meow

[fringe shale]

welcome to 600 elo chess

[tribal field]

I know I had many misses in the video ^^^ we don’t talk about it

[fringe shale]

where your underrated

[grim edge]

mrow miau

[fringe shale]

LLLLLL

[fleet sigil]

pro

[fringe shale]

alright im heading to bed

[tribal field]

😭

[fringe shale]

gn

[tribal field]

Exactly, he gets it

Magnus is quiet after that game

[grim edge]

meow purrrrrr

[fleet sigil]

a

[fleet sigil]

real

[tribal field]

😂

[fleet sigil]

quiet from em...

[tribal field]

Do leagues matter in chess? Or is it just to show activity😂

[fleet sigil]

activity

[tribal field]

Thought so

Time to go back to my shit games

[mystic stream]

activity

[short kettle]

Ngh

Sup

[peak plank]

@full delta you here?

[graceful lintel]

[full delta]

I am playing atm yeah

[graceful lintel]

Good morning everyone

[fleet sigil]

😩

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[mystic stream]

@peak plank 1v1

[peak plank]

alright

[mystic stream]

1v1 me valorant no cap

[peak plank]

im busy... im be busy for a looooong time

[mystic stream]

mhm

[peak plank]

@full delta

[fleet sigil]

bleh

[peak plank]

well...

[full delta]

dude please dm me this in the dms

[short kettle]

Ngh

Bishop supremacy

[fleet sigil]

pawn supremacy

[peak plank]

?

[short kettle]

Nein

[peak plank]

change the name slightly @grim edge

ill do the same

[fleet sigil]

*analyzing

[peak plank]

though i still gotta start on my homework

[mystic stream]

@full delta 1v1 me coc, clash royale, brawl stars, valorant, minecraft, chess, roblox, fortnite, BTD BATTLES!!!, ill destroy u

[peak plank]

o.o people are gonna think ur gay now

unity.

[mystic stream]

@peak plank 1v1 me coc, clash royale, brawl stars, valorant, minecraft, chess, roblox, fortnite, BTD BATTLES!!!, ill destroy u

[peak plank]

Oh. I can do BTD battles

Battles two good?

[mystic stream]

yes

send code

i might have to eat soon, make it fast

[peak plank]

alright

[mystic stream]

what is bro cooking

[peak plank]

@mystic stream send code

[mystic stream]

fine

ZOYTHW

[peak plank]

got it

[rotund gull]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81591680626?tab=openings

[worn ice]

gervacru (265) vs. clapedbyedel (467)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Bb5+ c6 3. Bd3 e5 4. Nf3 dxe4 5. Nxe5 exd3 6. cxd3 Nf6 7. O-O Bc5 8. Qb3 O-O 9. d4 Bxd4 10. Nc3 Bxe5 11. Re1 Re8 12. d3 Bxh2+ 13. Kxh2 Rxe1 14. Qc2 Ne4 15. f3 Qh4# 

[mystic stream]

i have to eat so i wont be chatting

[peak plank]

ok

[hasty iris]

whats meta these days

[mystic stream]

btw is jericho good, i haven't played him before

[rotund gull]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81591680626?tab=openings

[worn ice]

gervacru (265) vs. clapedbyedel (467)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Bb5+ c6 3. Bd3 e5 4. Nf3 dxe4 5. Nxe5 exd3 6. cxd3 Nf6 7. O-O Bc5 8. Qb3 O-O 9. d4 Bxd4 10. Nc3 Bxe5 11. Re1 Re8 12. d3 Bxh2+ 13. Kxh2 Rxe1 14. Qc2 Ne4 15. f3 Qh4# 

[peak plank]

yep

gg @mystic stream

[mystic stream]

Wtf

Where did u get all that money :(

[peak plank]

Saved it up cuz I didnt eco for 3 rounds

[mystic stream]

Oh

[peak plank]

re/

?

[tropic plaza]

What siwius

[hexed rain]

yo

[small apex]

Btd battles 2?

[rotund field]

Eh

[stable mirage]

what

[peak plank]

yep

I got a nice purple rush

after all, I am purple 🙂

[grim edge]

would anyone like to do a match of blitz?

[peak plank]

sure

[grim edge]

what ur username?

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/yfAzL

just use the link

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-photo-girls-chicas-gif-26762628

[peak plank]

you didnt move 😦 @grim edge '

try this https://play.chess.com/f9FU8

[grim edge]

I can't accept for some reason ;-;

[rotund field]

Yet another venti account 🗿

[fiery beacon]

Found knight sac for forced draw in a slightly worse position

[tropic plaza]

Pixel wanna play

[stable mirage]

owo

[gray wedge]

[rotund field]

Pixel tricked me into playing him once

Managed to draw him tho(had a +7 advantage)

[digital phoenix]

pixel more like lose

[rotund field]

Pixel more like p

😜

[peak plank]

😦

[stable mirage]

pixel more like freelo

[graceful lintel]

10 wins in a row

ded chat

[twin moon]

My game froze with a winning position and I was so scared I was gonna lose it 💀

[digital phoenix]

cry

[peak plank]

lets all ignore that I was llosing varaious times to the 500- I still won.

[formal briar]

Why tf would it freeze

[twin moon]

The game literally just froze, idk much more than that

[formal briar]

w game

[twin moon]

Ever since they started adding new things to mobile, it’s been having 10x more bugs

[digital phoenix]

play con omputer simple

[tribal field]

https://tenor.com/view/ps5-meme-gif-18019661

[twin moon]

Starting with the new loading screen

[formal briar]

NO

[grim edge]

gg tho lol

[tribal field]

😭

[grim edge]

SALV

[formal briar]

😭 🙏

[twin moon]

I don’t exactly have a computer, and the web version on mobile is cancer 🥲

[grim edge]

I keep running out of time lol

[tribal field]

Never forget

😣😣

[twin moon]

I wonder how many PC players there are compared to mobile players, (as in the system they use primarily for chess)