💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

linkin park goated

[fiery beacon]

fr

[glossy radish]

linkin park fire

[loud wharf]

like after every one win i lost xd

[grim edge]

hehe my favorite place in england is sussex

[small apex]

uhh yeah part and parcel to becoming 2k

[grim edge]

u listen to A day to remember right?

[loud wharf]

what

[fiery beacon]

my local rock radio station which plays almost exclusively classic rock(like 70s-80s) played lying from you once and I almost crapped my pants

[fiery beacon]

yeah sometimes

[grim edge]

w

[grim edge]

lmfao

[loud wharf]

hell

[fiery beacon]

My favorite album ever

[loud wharf]

can some one say the total no of gambits in chess
?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[grim edge]

many

[rotund gull]

I need a good challenge to beat me at chess

[glossy radish]

look it’s a seagull

[loud wharf]

like how many

[grim edge]

WHERE

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/gym-life-seagull-fish-and-chips-gif-17816812

[grim edge]

lots

[fiery beacon]

It's probably the cheapest one I own if you don't count used ones

[grim edge]

hily shir

[glossy radish]

ikr

[grim edge]

how many u got

[fiery beacon]

omg thy art is murder is such a w

[grim edge]

fish and chips

[fiery beacon]

Lemme count

[grim edge]

real shit

repub if u hate lucius tarquinius superbus

[fiery beacon]

14

i mostly do cds cause broke but if I find a good deal i'll get vinyl instead

[grim edge]

@last verge opinions on lucius tarquinius superbus?

[fiery beacon]

who's that

i've never heard of them

[last verge]

it's 9/11

[last verge]

ancient roman dude we talked about him in latin

[grim edge]

awful horrible person

[grim edge]

i wanted to get the feral album by left to suffer on vinyl but only ships to america

[last verge]

not so superbus

[grim edge]

lucretia's speech tho

[fiery beacon]

i don't pay attention in history

[fiery beacon]

I've heard of them but I don't listen to modern deathcore that often so I've never heard any of their songs

lemme listen rq

[grim edge]

you should

[fiery beacon]

that riff though

[grim edge]

the songs they did with judge and jury are good

wait what’s deathcxre

[grim edge]

Death metal

[grim edge]

disappoint me is gas

oh it’s hardcore metal

[rotund gull]

Who wanna 1v1 I’m grand master but i don’t have 2500+ elo because I don’t play mutch chess.com I play irl

[vital ether]

Any tips to go to 1100 im 1054

[grim edge]

LMAOOOOOO

[vital ether]

Its getting harder for me

[rotund gull]

I’m Fr

[glossy radish]

yeah cool

[fiery beacon]

well that's nasty (in a good way)

[grim edge]

whats ur name then

[rotund gull]

Will snitch the 3rd

[glossy radish]

snitches get no bitches

[fiery beacon]

💀

[grim edge]

i get SPADES of bitches and im snitchier than that thing in quidditch

[mystic stream]

thats brazy

[glossy radish]

whatever

[grim edge]

Thoughts on korn

delicious

[glossy radish]

cornhub

[fiery beacon]

i own their first 7 albums on cd

that should tell you enough

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cornhub-corn-gif-21688526

lalallalalalala

[grim edge]

no mods.online.guhhh

[grim edge]

Lmao my dad got too see them live in like 1999

[rotund gull]

Jk I play like a grandmaster but I have 400 elo because I don’t play alot of chess.com

[fiery beacon]

that's sick

[rotund gull]

I can show u

I’m good at the game

[glossy radish]

okay that’s cool

[grim edge]

lemme find the set list

i once played a grandmaster he kissed me straight on the lips when i beat him

[fiery beacon]

I wish I was born a decade or two earlier so I could do something like that

[rotund gull]

1v1 me

[grim edge]

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/korn/1999/bassendean-oval-perth-australia-2bda84ae.html

[swift panther]

Not playing alot dosnt ignore the fact that your 400 elo

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

SURE

[rotund gull]

User

[last verge]

conic sections will be the death of me

[rotund gull]

Pls be a worthy opponent

[last verge]

i wanted to go to bed three hours ago but i have so much work

[grim edge]

im too eepy thoo

[glossy radish]

we eepy

[fiery beacon]

my mom doesn't want me go to a concert because she got a really bad injury at a matchbox 20 concert when she was young and my dad won't take me because he hates anything besides rock music

[grim edge]

how much hours left ????

[sacred ember]

can someone play w me any mode

[grim edge]

i would go to a concert but no one good ever comes here

[rotund gull]

And I beat archer queen but only 1 time the rest I keep losing so I’m bellow 2900 I think

[fiery beacon]

only chance I have of going to a concert is my uncle cause he likes metal but I only see him during holidays so that's a long shot

[last verge]

im so busy tomorrow and im going to be so tired its like hell

[rotund gull]

lets play

[last verge]

god made hell on earth and it's high school

[rotund gull]

whats ur user

[grim edge]

i would listen to more marilyn manson if he wasnt such a shitty person 💀

[fiery beacon]

I live near enough a big city to see an artist but not many metal artists come there besides the really big ones

[grim edge]

u and me both

[fiery beacon]

I never really liked his music

[rotund gull]

how do i test how mutch elo i got

[wanton sorrel]

Hey Guys wheres that guy with no name can someone ping him pls

[grim edge]

@last verge we should have a self care day together omg

[rotund gull]

well how mutch elo do i play like

[last verge]

i dont have time

[glossy radish]

who

[grim edge]

some songs are good

[wanton sorrel]

theres just a person with no name and like a blank name

[glossy radish]

who

[wanton sorrel]

;-;

[grim edge]

study w me in vc sometime tmrw then

[glossy radish]

show me them

[rotund gull]

i put beginer in chess.com how i chnage it

[grim edge]

i wish big artists came here lmao i live in one of the most isolated cities on earth

[grim edge]

will wood came to my city ONCE and NEVER AGAIN

[wanton sorrel]

thats whom i cant find thats why i said can someone ping him so i can find his profile

[fiery beacon]

I live in a rural area with like 1000 people and Warrant came here once

[glossy radish]

who?

[grim edge]

the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water

[fiery beacon]

so maybe you can see a hair metal band

[fiery beacon]

i learned something horrifying about my own mother the other day

[wanton sorrel]

thats whom idk

[glossy radish]

then why ask

[grim edge]

when slipknot came to australia they went to basically every big city BESIDES PERTH

[wanton sorrel]

so someone can ping him

[grim edge]

What lmao

[fiery beacon]

she used to be big into nu metal

she owned a korn cd, was obsessed with limp bizkit

and she listens to incubus all the time

[grim edge]

lol

[fiery beacon]

imagine if your mother casually listened to limp bizkit in the car

[glossy radish]

ping who? what’s their name

[fiery beacon]

that's what I felt like

[grim edge]

💀

[wanton sorrel]

their name is ( ) which means nothing ;-;

[grim edge]

Ronaldo > Messi

chucking on ADIDAS while chilling in the car

[fiery beacon]

i'm listening to @fleet sigil 's favorite song rn

[grim edge]

lmfao

[grim edge]

what abt my favorite song

[fiery beacon]

idk

[grim edge]

Suicide Silence is pretty good

willwood ^^

[fiery beacon]

they were good before mitch died

[grim edge]

mothh

[fiery beacon]

afterwards they were kinda eh

[grim edge]

Yeah

[fiery beacon]

what's a willwood

[grim edge]

MUSICIAN omg

[glossy radish]

so @low raptor ?

[wanton sorrel]

no

[grim edge]

ill send u a song later

[glossy radish]

then what

[fiery beacon]

This?

[wanton sorrel]

the name is ( )

[grim edge]

for now im going to bed. im gonna b away for like a day

[grim edge]

yess

[fiery beacon]

will listen in a minute

[grim edge]

if u like heavy metal listen to his older music not the newer stuff

“Oy, somebody call the bobby! Those kippers nicked all the playtrolly fives from the Gimmewhats Stop shop!"

[glossy radish]

so what’s their name??

[fiery beacon]

k

[glossy radish]

why aren’t you telling me

[wanton sorrel]

bro i said their name is ( ) like theirs no name in their name

[glossy radish]

so

@ionic robin

[grim edge]

https://spotify.link/uH9rqPRTZCb

[wanton sorrel]

bruh

[grim edge]

thisss

[fiery beacon]

it's uhh

experimental

[wanton sorrel]

the guys name is ( )

[glossy radish]

is what

[grim edge]

three dollar bill yall$

v stop being mean lmao

[glossy radish]

two dollar bills

[wanton sorrel]

i just said his name is ( )

[sacred ember]

does anyone wanna play?

[glossy radish]

you’re the mean one

[fiery beacon]

POLLUTION!!

[glossy radish]

so ()?

what

[grim edge]

i have never beeb mean to u

[fiery beacon]

best song off the album ngl

[wanton sorrel]

no with space in it like ( )

[glossy radish]

yeah whatever

[glossy radish]

so @( )

it didn’t work

[fiery beacon]

umm

[wanton sorrel]

;-; whatever theres a person with no name which means his name is blank like totally blank

[fiery beacon]

I don't really understand what Im hearing but it's pretty cool

[glossy radish]

so @

it didn’t work??

[wanton sorrel]

ik

cuz hes not online

[glossy radish]

??? who

[wanton sorrel]

we have to find him in the people section

[grim edge]

eh ill take it

[wanton sorrel]

@grim edge hey

[fiery beacon]

there was a lot of different noises but I like experimental things so whatever

[grim edge]

hes not that experimental

[glossy radish]

??

[vapid schooner]

Why does infinite puzzle costs 130000￦

[glossy radish]

u just broke

[fiery beacon]

man what is spotify doing lmao

[vapid schooner]

10000￦ is even worse

[wanton sorrel]

.

[fiery beacon]

right next to mick gordon

[grim edge]

you’re korean?

[vapid schooner]

It is 20000￦ actually i misread the price

Which is even more expensive

[grim edge]

wow thatsa lotta zeroes

too bad i aint reading em 🔥

just steal

[vapid schooner]

The premium rank cost is that

I can't decide to buy because it is monthly

[grim edge]

Mr highway’s thinking about the end

[stable mirage]

hello

[fiery beacon]

the breakdown section is very good

that cymbal thing the drummy guy does is sick

[grim edge]

Fr

when will we ever

get what we deserve

[fiery beacon]

me and my band are currently working a metalcore style song rn

kinda reminds me of killswitch engage

[grim edge]

whats ur bands name

[fiery beacon]

you can't find us anywhere since we only have 1 half song and a little bit of another one but we're called former existance

[grim edge]

nice

[fiery beacon]

we have everything but guitar for our cover of one step closer but our guitarist still needs to work on learning it so it's gonna be a while

[fiery beacon]

what

[grim edge]

do u do vocals?

[fiery beacon]

no but I have been sorta learning (haven't gotten anywhere but I try)

I play drums lol

[tropic plaza]

Siwius solve my puzzle

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

cool

[tropic plaza]

Why not

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[fiery beacon]

magnus is hot ngl

[grim edge]

Ive been really trying to perfect vocals similar to whitechapel but shit is so hard

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/why-isnt-it-posssible-its-just-not-american-psycho-gif-26353597

[tropic plaza]

I have the vocals of a undying chicken whose throat has been eaten by rats

[grim edge]

i have no friends

[tropic plaza]

We all know

[fiery beacon]

I haven't really tried harsh vocals yet mostly just trying to learn how to sing cleanly before I go for the screamy screams

our vocalist is... interesting

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery beacon]

he's good at deathcore style vocals but lackluster in everything else

[fiery beacon]

white is still winning after pawn to c3 lol

[tropic plaza]

Imagine white resigned

[grim edge]

vocals are tough

[fiery beacon]

all instruments are tough

[grim edge]

i really enjoy screaming without warming up then being sad for the next couple days

[grim edge]

true, except for that one guy in slipknot who hits that big bin type thing and does nothing else

[fiery beacon]

Imagine how taxing it must be to run around on stage all day in the heat of summer in those suits and masks and be energetic like that

plus hitting something that hard with a bat has gotta get tiring

[grim edge]

you would be so sweaty

[fiery beacon]

if I ever become a musician I'm gonna have 20 fans on stage at all times

[grim edge]

like the heat from the crowd

the masks everything

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery beacon]

plus a dedicated AC unit blasting next to the drum kit

[fiery beacon]

maybe I could pull a joey jordison and let the wind cool me

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery beacon]

i'd probably get sick though

I don't do well on rollercoasters that go upside down and I couldn't imagine doing that while playing drums

[grim edge]

drums would be the worst

you gotta be go crazy in that heat

[fiery beacon]

I play guitar too but I kinda suck at that

[viral epoch]

Inch tall man.

[fiery beacon]

so basically I'm never going to play live on stage

maybe I can hire a stunt man to pretend to play drums and just have a soundtrack playing while I chill in the dressing room

[grim edge]

i tried to play guitar

i broke one of the strings

and got sad

[fiery beacon]

I did that the other day lol

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery beacon]

It sucked majorly because they arrived on the one day when my neighbor wasn't home to help me fix them and I had to preform surgery

[glossy radish]

oooh

[grim edge]

💀

ill just stick to vocals

i always break instruments

[glossy radish]

thanks for letting me know

[fiery beacon]

90% of the stuff I play is just simple djent riffs

[grim edge]

i can play a MEAN smoke on the water

[fiery beacon]

when I go to band I mostly just sit around and jam on the classical guitars they have instead of playing my actual instrument because I am in no way interested in the french horn

[grim edge]

french horn goated 💀

[fiery beacon]

i should get a tatoo

tattoo

am very good at spelling

[grim edge]

pretty sure if ur 16 and have parent consent u can get one

[fiery beacon]

I am 16, mom says that she wouldn't care if I got one

Idk what I'd get

probably a lyric that means a lot to me but what if I stop liking that band later on?

[grim edge]

tattoo the word “fortnite” on ur forehead

that would be cool

[fiery beacon]

I'm sure that would go over great at home

[grim edge]

☠️

get tattoos like alex terrible fr

[fiery beacon]

it wouldn't work on me

it works for him cause he's jacked but I'm a little skinny guy

[grim edge]

damn

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

alex terrible looks so scary but has puppy dog eyes

shit is so weird

[cloud garnet]

@fiery beacon search Chad ai in twitch

[fiery beacon]

I'm gonna get this whole verse tattooed

[fiery beacon]

why?

[grim edge]

real

[fiery beacon]

people gonna think it's a poem "Oh what poem is that?" "Bleed by Meshuggah"

[grim edge]

LMAOOO

[cold agate]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

hey

[fiery beacon]

hi

[cold agate]

Bye guys

[fiery beacon]

bye

[cold agate]

Uwu

[latent pebble]

why

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-catgirl-sleep-gif-26561581

[grim edge]

why not

[fiery beacon]

na na na nana na na na na nana na na na nana

[stable mirage]

me irl

[grim edge]

fr

[fiery beacon]

beams!

[tropic plaza]

No

[fiery beacon]

of fire sweep through my head

na na na nana na na na na nana

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/ппп-gif-21106736

[grim edge]

history class wild

[fiery beacon]

interesting

[tropic plaza]

Thats just your average history class

[grim edge]

there was also a swastika with a smiley face that my sister drew

[fiery beacon]

we had a substitute who looked exactly like jeffrey dahmer the other day

it was uncanny

[grim edge]

but i didnt get a photo

[grim edge]

💀

dahmer is back

[fiery beacon]

the same glasses, the same haircut, the same facial hair

[glossy radish]

it’s his twinnnn

[tropic plaza]

Nahh yall gonna end up on his fridge💀

[grim edge]

more people need to play classical caro so i can use my 16 moves of theory

[fiery beacon]

He said that someone told him he looked like jeffrey dahmer once so he simply embraced it

[grim edge]

mfers just play exchange and DONT EVEN PLAY IT CORRECTLY

shit makes me mad

at least play advanced

[fiery beacon]

I do

[grim edge]

👀

[flint fox]

centimetero

[fiery beacon]

he said someone told him he looked him jeffrey dahmer once so he embraced and went full out with the glasses and refused to say if he had murdered anyone in the past for "legal reasons"

[grim edge]

e4 c6 d4 d5 nc3 dxe4 nxe4 bf5 >

[grim edge]

thats my cousin lil man

[last verge]

im so tired

[last verge]

Nf6 at the end better

[flint fox]

So you mean you have another cousin named millimetero

[glossy radish]

rest

[last verge]

exhausted

[glossy radish]

same

still got hw to do

[last verge]

its 1am

[glossy radish]

it’s only 10 here

[last verge]

nuh uh

[fiery beacon]

@grim edge what song should I listen to rn

[grim edge]

uhhhhhh

faint

[fiery beacon]

linkim park

[grim edge]

or ADIDAS by korn

[fiery beacon]

the censored version of that song is funny

[grim edge]

💀

censoring literally everythung

[fiery beacon]

korn is comically bad at censorship

I have the censored version of take a look in the mirror

i'm bout to break some ugghhhing off

jonathon davis just has a stroke instead of swearing

[digital phoenix]

worst time to move king randomly

[last verge]

ouch

[grim edge]

LMAOO

[fiery beacon]

the breakdown gets better because his grunts are cooler than the f words but it's still comical

[random drum]

https://twitter.com/chesscom/status/1700962543370461654?s=20

Chess.com (@chesscom)

SCC Update:

Ding Liren has withdrawn from the event, and Ian Nepomniachtchi will be taking his spot.

Matches continue tomorrow with Fabiano Caruana vs. Nodirbek Abdusattorov, at 1:00PM ET!

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2023, 8:00 PM

Ian is just arrogant tbh

[fiery beacon]

well that's a sentence I never thought I'd hear in the chess.com discord server

i think you're the one who needs to shut up lol

imagine sexually harassing someone in a discord server about chess

like how low life can you get mate

[fickle fable]

She banned my if for no reason

I'd*

[fickle fable]

I am doing good brokie

[strange skiff]

@fickle fable you haven’t seen mine or anyone else’s. not ever since you got old enough to drink formula.

settle down

[fickle fable]

Why u banned my I'd for no reason

😡😡

[strange skiff]

I havent banned anyone for ages my dude

and clearly, if thats how you talk to people, it was for a reason

[fickle fable]

Remember that guy who said u smell Indian

[strange skiff]

no

[rotund field]

Hi peoples

[fickle fable]

U banned me 😡

[grim edge]

bruh

[strange skiff]

I remember the good people. like zel. hey zel

sup incho

[grim edge]

hi

[strange skiff]

I’ll do it again if you dont settle down

[rotund field]

Hi anitta

[strange skiff]

whismy sup

[fickle fable]

Yok sorry

[grim edge]

any updates on the alice situation?

[grim edge]

whismy #2 fan*

[mystic stream]

👀

[strange skiff]

ah. no. I’ll check it later today since its monday

[fickle fable]

@strange skiff bye gay

[strange skiff]

oh I gotta bring mestrado back too

[grim edge]

ok thanks

[fiery beacon]

i'm sure I got more money than you've ever seen lmao. Ain't no one acting like you over the age of 12

[mystic stream]

@peak plank

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

alice been itching to get back into this server

[mystic stream]

donate pls

[glossy radish]

anitta?

[strange skiff]

v!

sup

[glossy radish]

hi :)

[mystic stream]

why ding dont play anymore :c

[zenith willow]

how often are "rapid" tournaments with the top players? it's like 30 mins each side right?

[grim edge]

i thought he retired

[strange skiff]

hi 🙂

[fiery beacon]

wake up

[zenith willow]

put on a little makeup

[strange skiff]

depends on the tourney i guess

[grim edge]

hide the scars

damn wrong reply fk

[strange skiff]

lol

[fiery beacon]

fade away the shakeup

[zenith willow]

how often is rapid though?

whatever qualifies as rapid category

[grim edge]

Whyd u leave the keys on the table

[fiery beacon]

here you go, create another fable

[grim edge]

Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to

[zenith willow]

I think I like rapid format the best where it's like a medium amount of time that you can watch live

[fiery beacon]

hide your scars to fade away the shakup, you wanted to

[grim edge]

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to

[fiery beacon]

I------ don't think you trust in myyyyyy

[mystic stream]

why cant i disconnect smh

[tropic plaza]

This is so toxic

[acoustic token]

Guys who wants to verse me and my friend

[tropic plaza]

Defensive xbow pump and rocket cycle

[grim edge]

self-righteous suicide i cry when angels deserve to dieeeeee

[fiery beacon]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

sup ppl

w

[fiery beacon]

what a good song

[grim edge]

real shit

[grim edge]

wir sind des geyers schwarzer haufen

[acoustic token]

https://play.chess.com/2EKBA

[random drum]

Ding liren getting so much hate on X.

[acoustic token]

https://play.chess.com/scD5V

[grim edge]

Chop suey is a double entendre so double cool

[fiery beacon]

finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind

[grim edge]

Black Sabbath

[fiery beacon]

i love playing black sabbath on literally any instrument

[grim edge]

Where we come from THE SAW IS THE LAW

when theres no hope left

WE WILL NOT FALL

[fiery beacon]

god what a good guitar riff

the drums are amazing too

[grim edge]

Among the giants we STILL STAND TALL

bro starts rapping while do metal vocals

[restive storm]

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLOOOOH MY GOD
NO WAYEYEY

[fiery beacon]

YOU ARE NOTHING! WE ARE EVERYTHING! YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT US!

[fiery beacon]

just corey taylor

[grim edge]

at like 3:30 he starts SPITTING

[grim edge]

THIS IS OUR WAY OF LIFE

TAKING CITIES ONE BY ONE

[fiery beacon]

fr

I've always been amazed at how quickly he can talk with false chord distortion

[grim edge]

fr

distortion is so tough to do

[fiery beacon]

We are everything burp

[grim edge]

Facts

[grim edge]

💀

[fiery beacon]

my dad is really into this country artist called HARDY and I listened to a couple of his songs and he has a collab with A Day to Remember and like 3 country songs with a straight up breakdown section and I am now a country fan

i have to listen to shitty pop country everytime I enter any car with my dad

he immediately goes for the radio if anyone else was listening to something else before him as if his ears will explod the moment he hears anything else

country metal

it's a real thing

[rotund field]

What an L moment 😋

[grim edge]

see i knew u were a GM

[fiery beacon]

do you like beasty boys by any chance

[digital phoenix]

i lost a 100% winning position by one second im so pissed off

[fiery beacon]

damn

[digital phoenix]

gonna type death threats

[fiery beacon]

uhh, rage against the machine is kinda rap rock

never heard of most of the top but bfmv and deftones is a w

[torpid lintel]

Zel play chess?

[rotund field]

Nah it's just 1300s are bad

[rotund field]

Got bored

[torpid lintel]

Okay! Also if that is your new account make sure to ask support team :)
Wanna play new chess like spell chess?

[grim edge]

bro i cant believe i got banned

can i ask anitta to unban me

[torpid lintel]

Gmail [e-mail]

[grim edge]

omg

[fiery beacon]

how old are you

close enough to my age

[rotund field]

I closed my other account so it's fine

[fiery beacon]

smash

[torpid lintel]

Ah okay!

[fiery beacon]

no one needs to see you shirtless put the shirt back on stud

am i just really tired or is my username slanted

[rotund field]

Negative canthal tilt 😔

I'm it's just a joke 😭

Real

[fiery beacon]

you should see some of the kids at my school lmao

those kids desperately need to shave

[fiery beacon]

there's a kid who's shaved on the head but has a beard and the only thing I can think when I see him is that god made his head upside down lmao

[grim edge]

Ok man

[candid river]

How can I post images?

[torpid lintel]

You need trusted use /trust :)

[candid river]

Ok

Thank you

[nimble niche]

chess is so boring and repetitive

[worthy flume]

U need my permission

[worthy flume]

Try play grob and your games will ge unique every time

[digital phoenix]

how do i keep on losing on time

fk man

[worthy flume]

And your winrate will be 2%

[torpid lintel]

Time management maybe

[grim edge]

lol

[worthy flume]

I losing on time in bullet sometimes only

[digital phoenix]

its 2 sec vs 2 sec im supposed to be able to flag the guy

[torpid lintel]

If you have good internet, mouse, maybe yes. But idk about that

[fiery beacon]

I probably need to sleep to get rested for my test tommorrow at school but who needs sleep when you can simply read manga instead?

bro looking like dobby

[worthy flume]

Im tried to flag 2000 guy in 3+1 and losed winning position

[digital phoenix]

u cant try to flag in increment

[onyx geode]

i am dum

look at this 😭 naaah 💀

[grim edge]

u donkey

[torpid lintel]

That sad Next time play g6 to stop checkmate

[digital phoenix]

why is my opponent playing on down a queen

im insulted

[fiery beacon]

how they be over 2k elo and lose a queen

[worthy flume]

No way bro is 500+

[grim edge]

tactics

[digital phoenix]

blunders

[worthy flume]

And i realized that after that game

[onyx geode]

i am 💀 aint no way im playing like this 😭

[digital phoenix]

quit chess if u still blunder scholars

[grim edge]

i blunder it on purpose

[worthy flume]

I scholars mated myself once at 1300 in bullet

[onyx geode]

the only time i play chess is when im at class because this shit more boring than chess 🗿 🍷

[grim edge]

i was pulling some weeds then i saw a big spider so now im to scared to go back out

[onyx geode]

blud like an australian spider or a little one?

[grim edge]

i live in australia

[onyx geode]

💀 next time bring a shovel

[grim edge]

most common blunder ever

australia is the size of pluto

[digital phoenix]

die

[grim edge]

can i steal this

[fiery beacon]

well I'm going to go waste a couple more hours I could use to get a good nights rest then complain about it tommorrow before drinking way too much caffeine then crashing the moment i get home and taking a nap then restarting the cycle

peace homies

[grim edge]

i love your art

[onyx geode]

have a good one

[nimble niche]

my opponents should all quit chess fr

[grim edge]

i’m actually a photographer too i always try to find scenic spots

i took a class last year

[onyx geode]

a pleasant change playing chess after 40 hours of starfield 💀

[grim edge]

which means i’m certified

you’re already getting deals??

how much are you getting paid

good luck then

[onyx geode]

does this pay well?

[grim edge]

sure

it can be like a side hustle or an actual profession

[onyx geode]

fr, ok then

[grim edge]

you look good in all of them bro

[candid river]

What are those for?

[grim edge]

Australia is about 4,000 km wide, while Pluto is only 2,370 km across.

i mean you kinda do but there’s nothing wrong with that

[candid river]

Cool

[grim edge]

nice nice

[onyx geode]

go bald

[candid river]

💀

[primal fern]

welcome to the server

[candid river]

Thank you

Who’s Leon?

[onyx geode]

leon with softer facial features 👍

[candid river]

I looked him up

You look a little bit like him I guess…

[onyx geode]

that guy 💀 has a jawline

[candid river]

Not that much though

[onyx geode]

oh hell nah 🗿

[candid river]

You don’t look like him

[onyx geode]

tbh people with jawlines like that look ridiculous to me

[placid oriole]

you do

[candid river]

🫤

[digital phoenix]

Why do people care about jawlines

[iron barn]

i rather have a good jawline than no jawline

[onyx geode]

look at this 💀

[digital phoenix]

Damn

[candid river]

That picture is giving me serial killer vibes tbh

[placid oriole]

wow he look like Chad, its giving jealousy

[onyx geode]

tbh im not a fashion guru, i look like a goblin yself

so dont listen to my opinions

[candid river]

He looks like he just committed arson 🫤

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2376 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2039 (2136 peak)

[digital phoenix]

Everyone’s dead anyway

[digital phoenix]

Ur literally here

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-gif-3740296292828441808

[grim edge]

in chess.com bro

[onyx geode]

🤖

[digital phoenix]

What’s ur username

[viral epoch]

Chat is this real

[grim edge]

xBlade4

[digital phoenix]

If it’s abuse pretty sure not that big of a deal

[grim edge]

yes it is bruh

😭

[grim edge]

bro there’s always new insecurities

[digital phoenix]

It doesn’t look banned to me

[grim edge]

negative canthal tilt prey eyes what’s next

Fat cheeks?

[grim edge]

i have 6 accounts

and they all banned

[rotund field]

Probably something with neck idk 😭

[candid river]

Are you cheating?

[grim edge]

NO

[grim edge]

big neck and it’s over

[glossy radish]

hi

[dry lagoon]

why use 6 accounts

[grim edge]

yeah like what are you the fashion police

[candid river]

Because the other ones all get banned probably…

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-roblox-life-roblox-is-dj-khaled-gif-8271039727770837203

[glossy radish]

gnight

[digital phoenix]

Rinqed has appeared

[fresh wind]

want to share the usernames so I can check?

[grim edge]

same. i basically mew from time to time

i don’t wanna be a mouthbreather anymore

plus it’s more quiet to breathe that way

[candid river]

What’s a mew?

[digital phoenix]

Pokemon

[grim edge]

when you close your mouth and breathe from your nose while your tongue touches the roof of ur mouth

supposed to help you with your jaw

squint max…??

[candid river]

There’s no way that actually works right?

[grim edge]

it does

if you try it for a couple months

[cunning urchin]

Anyone wanna lose

[grim edge]

i do

[cunning urchin]

Ok what’s your rating

[digital phoenix]

I’ve had enough losing

Lost to a dogshit 2200 im on time

[grim edge]

mewing has been proven that it doesnt do shit

[cunning urchin]

Lol

😂😂

[grim edge]

even so id rather breathe out my nose

i don’t wanna be like

[cunning urchin]

I got a new phone today so I create new chess account

It’s a iPhone 13 💁💁💁

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-tired-panting-gif-15270472

[digital phoenix]

U can just log in bruh

[cunning urchin]

I still got old phone

[grim edge]

https://www.health.com/mewing-7098082#:~:text=improve facial structure.-,Does Mewing Work%3F,TMJ)%2C%20or%20sleep%20apnea.

[grim edge]

SERIOUSLY

[cunning urchin]

So I use that account for that phone

[grim edge]

you bought a new phone JUST for chess

[digital phoenix]

Why do u need different accounts

[cunning urchin]

Yup just for chess

[digital phoenix]

Just use the same account

[grim edge]

to deceive 200 elo accounts

[digital phoenix]

Bet it’s an unauthorised alt too @cunning urchin

[fresh wind]

you shouldn't have a 2nd account without chess.com permission

[grim edge]

whatever dude

[cunning urchin]

Well it’s my brothers phone now

So it’s his account

[digital phoenix]

Account sharing also no

[fresh wind]

well if you're using it, that's account sharing

[cunning urchin]

Well

Am I going to get arrested

Let me know before I make the account

Who said it wasn’t lichess

Bucko

[digital phoenix]

Lmao bro tryna run

[candid river]

Don’t you hate getting cereal and running out of milk just before you get the perfect amount and then having to open a whole new bottle?

[cunning urchin]

Anyone want to play on lichess

Is them bannable words?

[grim edge]

no

literally nobody cares

[fresh wind]

no, but posting Lichess links is not allowed

[grim edge]

WHAT

is this like coke and pepsi

[grim edge]

The swat team is on their way, they are going to destroy your door within the next 4 minutes

are y’all rivals

[grim edge]

ye

[grim edge]

Obviously

[fresh wind]

yes?

they're a competitor

[candid river]

Obviously 🫤

[grim edge]

lichess is the enemy

[grim edge]

Is it hard to figure out 💀

even so you gotta admire their beauty

Lichess ddosed chess.com

[cunning urchin]

Anyone want to play just dm me

[digital phoenix]

Lichess looks ugly

[grim edge]

their sounds are way better

[grim edge]

it’s all about the inside that matters

[grim edge]

How am i supposed to see someone’s inside

[grim edge]

you gotta figure that out on your own

[cunning urchin]

https://play.chess.com/7fZxy

It’s not rated

[winged haven]

Its free though

[grim edge]

WHAT

[grim edge]

🏇

[jovial vector]

fck chess

[grim edge]

(its just a theory)

is that true

i was about to say

[primal fern]

connect your account please ❤️

[primal fern]

connect your account please

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[grim edge]

Forgot to do the command

Oh nvm

you know i kinda liked when my role color was pink

[primal fern]

you gonna remove the skull now

[grim edge]

it matches my profile

[grim edge]

My sincere apologies

[jovial vector]

Neurolink how do I get as good as you at chess

[grim edge]

play better moves

[jovial vector]

stfu

[grim edge]

How to get as good as someone that is bad

[jovial vector]

I asked bbg neuro

[grim edge]

when you think about it all you gotta do is think harder

[jovial vector]

im gonna drive my car into the ocean

[grim edge]

that’s fine polluting the ocean

[cunning urchin]

I hung a queen

Whooptyyyyyyyyy

[digital phoenix]

Mobile chess.com is so bad

[cunning urchin]

Gg whoever I played

[grim edge]

rest in peace queen

[jovial vector]

why neuro leave me on read

[grim edge]

no it’s not bro

[cunning urchin]

Who did I play

[grim edge]

i like it on mobile more than i do on computer

[digital phoenix]

Who do u think

[grim edge]

i always mouse slip

[cunning urchin]

U?🤔🫵

[digital phoenix]

I wonder

[little elm]

cc website is ok, cc app not so much

[cunning urchin]

Yeah no they were rated 2000+

[winged haven]

How do u play bullet on mobile

[digital phoenix]

I’m only 363 can’t be me

[little elm]

i use browser on mobile

[grim edge]

Easy you go nuts

[little elm]

cant play bullet on app

[grim edge]

i can

i can do anything on mobile

[winged haven]

I tried now my bullet 800 rating looking like 350

[grim edge]

same but i’m getting better

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gojonupa

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 647 (657 peak)
Blitz: 272
Bullet: 340 (618 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2376 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2039 (2136 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anurag Anand (anuraganand72)

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Name: Anurag Anand (anuraganand72)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 939 (1071 peak)
Blitz: 933 (1129 peak)
Bullet: 319

[broken portal]

376 blitz

[winged haven]

Shit its even lower

[mighty tendon]

new here.

[digital phoenix]

!welcome @mighty tendon

[stable jungle]

Hey @mighty tendon, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[digital phoenix]

Oh shit that exists

!help

How to see what commands there are tho

[grim edge]

Je m’appelle croissant

[wanton sorrel]

Hello Everyone

[mighty tendon]

is ther friendly matches?

[tribal field]

Is there anyone that can make me a Custom chess profile picture with my username?

[jovial vector]

yooo your ssl in rocket league???

[tribal field]

yeah

[last verge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[jovial vector]

bro my peak is like c3 div 3 niceee

[tribal field]

Haha you’ll get there soon. Currently I’m looking for people that are VFX and GFX

[jovial vector]

nah I'm ass now don't play anymore lol

[tribal field]

Just gotta keep grinding

I got stuck in gc 1 for the longest time, I got the coaching I needed by a top 100 content creator and made my way to the leaderboards

[onyx geode]

here you go

[tribal field]

Love it

Thank you

[onyx geode]

no problem, i love commission work

[tribal field]

How much will that be

[digital phoenix]

rl looks fun

[onyx geode]

for free (?) aint no way blud

[tribal field]

😭😂

[random drum]

Ding liren is good but he should play now

[coral quartz]

Who the f is kun99 and why u friending me? That's weird

[jovial vector]

it depends if your good with a controller mnk would be terrible for it

[tribal field]

There

[digital phoenix]

On cc or discord

[grim edge]

damn you beat me

[tribal field]

I am controller

[coral quartz]

Dc

[grim edge]

i was gonna suggest something a lot more sinister

[digital phoenix]

Idk I get random requests from people here also

[grim edge]

What's yo pfo from

[tribal field]

Thanks @onyx geode

[jovial vector]

yeah I play controller as well lol I play claw tho hate paddles with the passion

[tribal field]

😂

[grim edge]

I read that as something else

[warped venture]

Someone wanna 1v1?

[nimble niche]

i get none because no anime girl pfp

[tribal field]

I cant play claw that is horrible for ur hands

[grim edge]

Dame dawg

[random drum]

https://twitter.com/lachesisq/status/1696555811890143278?s=20 Nepo tweeted this when he was not in SCC lineup. He is arrogant Now he has been selected let's see how good he is

Ian Nepomniachtchi (@lachesisq)

I’m simply not good enough 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2712

Twitter · Aug 29, 2023, 4:10 PM

[grim edge]

We in the same boat fr

[candid river]

First day of college I want to die 😭

[raven dock]

hey guys

[candid river]

Why’s it so early

[coral quartz]

Zamn
So it's the pfp
I should rethink my life choices

[jovial vector]

Nah ever since black ops 2 when I was like 7 thats just how I picked up the controller since my hands are so small feels so natural lol

[random drum]

sup

[jovial vector]

if anything playing normally with the controller feels weird for me

[raven dock]

its good to be early, I can never imagine going to college in the evening

[candid river]

😭😭

[random drum]

u are 16 and u are in clg?

[candid river]

I got like 2 hours of sleep bro

[raven dock]

yeah like can you go to college at 3 pm? I would choose 7 am over 3 pm tbh

[candid river]

Yes first year

[golden storm]

nya

[random drum]

same

[random drum]

Nice btw I am amay

[grim edge]

What is clg

[random drum]

college

[raven dock]

I was 17 during my first year

[grim edge]

Bros a prodigy

16 and in collehe

[onyx geode]

np i got you

[random drum]

I am 15 and I am in 9th grade rn

[grim edge]

Gotta start that 9-5 grind young

[rotund field]

Got star wars at Walmart, something seems a bit off

[raven dock]

so yeah same here, when you get to 1st year of college, you will be 17

[onyx geode]

i did that in a hardware and wood store for 2 months, literal hell

[candid river]

In the UK college is 16-18

[onyx geode]

i dont want to work blud 💀

[grim edge]

Fr that's why I'm tryna make it on yt

[jovial vector]

who even plays chess fck allat

[random drum]

nope In India we have to be in 11th grade then 12th grade then clg

[grim edge]

Same w US

[raven dock]

yeah like when I see students coming at 2:30 pm to college in scorching heat , I say its far better to study early

[grim edge]

Hell nah

[golden storm]

👀

[raven dock]

oh, so how long is college? 2 years?

[grim edge]

I got to bed at 6 am

[tribal field]

😂

[candid river]

I’d rather sleep

[onyx geode]

i play because at least its not as boring as school

[random drum]

depends on you course

[raven dock]

... sleep early, simple

[grim edge]

Go to bed at 7 and wake up at 2

[grim edge]

Gotta watch my anime bro

[jovial vector]

play something more entrtaining man that shits ass ngl

[grim edge]

lol

[candid river]

7 are you crazy?!

[grim edge]

No

That's the life

[raven dock]

you guys dont have intermediate grades? like we have 11th and 12th grades as intermediate level board, and after that we get to choose a Bachelors University

[candid river]

I am NOT going to bed before 11PM

[golden storm]

Ping roles keep coming back everytime I remove them

:\

[onyx geode]

what can you play with a fujitsu laptop thats got a 5 year old goofy ahh intel core 10500 💀

[grim edge]

It's hard for me to sleep before 2 am tbh

[raven dock]

lol, and here me sleeping at around 10:30 to 11, even on weekends

[bold willow]

anyone want to play a game?

[jovial vector]

dinosaur game offline

[random drum]

We have kindergarten for 4 years then 1st to 12th class for 12 years 💀

[grim edge]

How bro

[candid river]

I went to sleep at 4am last night because I have insomnia

[grim edge]

why are 1200s so bad

[raven dock]

Kindergarten 4 years...... dude what. we had 3

[grim edge]

Oh

[jovial vector]

Or sleep really anything is better than chess big waste of time

[random drum]

I also has 3 but now it's 4

[grim edge]

Ngl I'd probably go to sleep early but I watch anime from 11-6

[raven dock]

its just my brain, after 9 pm, I start to feel really tired, and cant keep my eyes open

[grim edge]

Oh

[random drum]

@candid riverHru?

[candid river]

Tired 🫤

[onyx geode]

if you cant sleep, play starfield. the most boring ass game of all time

[candid river]

Dead inside

[random drum]

ohh it is just bcz it's your first day

[raven dock]

that isnt needed tbh, 2 years of kindergarten should be enough, now there be students 20 yo and still in 10th grade 💀

[random drum]

it will be fine in few days

[random drum]

Haha 💀

[raven dock]

ok

[bold willow]

LOL

[grim edge]

Is it normal to watch 7 hours of anime a day

[bold willow]

wymmmmm it gets good after 12 hours 🙃

[raven dock]

I dont think that, also you can just get homeschooled in those 3 years (if the parents did homeschooling in a decent way) and just get to 1st grade right off the bat

[grim edge]

Damn

[raven dock]

no way

[grim edge]

Well it's fun so

[raven dock]

yes, I have seen kids done that

[grim edge]

Ik sum who watch 9 hours of anime

[random drum]

is it normal to study 12 hours a day and still not being on top of class?

[raven dock]

no, playing chess all night is more fun

[grim edge]

I do both

[raven dock]

maybe, depends on your brain

well that isnt true, maybe in some cases

[raven dock]

great,

[random drum]

do u study?

[tribal field]

What’s everyone’s rating in puzzles?

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[grim edge]

2200 i think

[pastel phoenix]

1500

[tribal field]

Same

[jovial vector]

2250 rn

[tribal field]

Jeez

[random drum]

Phuck you

[raven dock]

study academics ❎
study chess ✅

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

[tribal field]

I got my first brilliant move followed by 2 more brilliants 2 games after

[raven dock]

1.7k

[tribal field]

You’ll never believe me

[random drum]

239

[tribal field]

330😂😂😂

[grim edge]

just tell smh

[raven dock]

@grim edge can you get a game reviewed for me

[grim edge]

send it

[tribal field]

I’m 330 and have some really good games, and really bad games

[maiden mesa]

i have a c in one of my classes because my teacher marked some assignments i turned in as missing AHHH

[maiden mesa]

sorry brah but ur 330 your really good games are still really bad games

[raven dock]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/88153747259

[worn ice]

shajad00 (1041) vs. Hamza-Asif (1104)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. Nc3 e6 4. g3 b5 5. Bg2 f6 6. exf6 Nxf6 7. Nf3 Bc5 8. O-O O-O 9. d4 Bb6 10. Bg5 c5 11. dxc5 Bxc5 12. a3 Nc6 13. b4 Be7 14. Nxb5 Ba6 15. a4 Nxb4 16. Re1 Qd7 17. Ne5 Qc8 18. c4 dxc4 19. Bxa8 Qxa8 20. Nc7 Qc8 21. Nxa6 Qxa6 22. Nd7 Rd8 23. Qb1 Rxd7 24. Bxf6 Nd3 25. Re3 Bxf6 26. Ra2 Bd4 27. Qb8+ Kf7 28. Rf3+ Bf6 29. Qh8 h6 30. Qh7 Ne5 31. Rxf6+ Kxf6 32. Qe4 Qb7 33. Qf4+ Ke7 34. Qxe5 Rd1+ 

[grim edge]

im itching for someone to play a classical caro against me. I learnt 16 moves of theory yesterday

[tribal field]

Really good games for my rating

[raven dock]

16 moves

[maiden mesa]

the fact that nobody will play a classical caro against you with 16 moves of theory is why learning 16 moves of theory (that you will forget soon) is a waste of time

[candid river]

I think I’m also gonna miss my train 😭

[tribal field]

My best game was with a 81.6% accuracy with 3 great moves and a brilliant and got a checkmate in 13 moves

[grim edge]

its literally the mainline dumbass

[maiden mesa]

great moves and especially brilliant moves dont mean really anything keep in mind

[pastel phoenix]

bro

Lichess sucks

[raven dock]

I had a 92 % accuracy game today, it lasted for like 17 moves I think

[tribal field]

Brilliants are weird when it comes to chess.com

[maiden mesa]

lol its still 16 moves of theory, you're a 1300 nobody is going to know theory that deep. you can admit you wasted your time lmao

[tribal field]

I have one brilliant I got yesterday that dosent make sense

[pastel phoenix]

yea, I got one by hanging a piece

[raven dock]

great moves do mean something,

[tribal field]

Same

[tribal field]

😂

[maiden mesa]

doesnt matter if its the main line, nobody else is going to know it that deep at your level so you wasted your time

[pastel phoenix]

Traded bishop for pawn

[grim edge]

im planning on going to tournaments with higher rated players. So i did not waste my time. Knowing mainline caro is good if u play caro smh

[raven dock]

thanks @grim edge

[raven dock]

[pastel phoenix]

Play vs GM

[cunning shore]

It's the Caro khan master

[raven dock]

even the coach isnt fazed by it

[maiden mesa]

you're gonna lose to them lol, if they're strong enough to know 16 moves of theory for an opening they dont specialize in then they're strong enough to crush you into the ground

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[maiden mesa]

you 100% wasted your time top kek

[grim edge]

why ru such a hater, like deadass smd

[pastel phoenix]

What did you capture?

[coral quartz]

Why you so negative bruhhh

[cunning shore]

[golden storm]

ee jua ee si uh

[tribal field]

Nothing 😂😂😂

[coral quartz]

Brahhh

[pastel phoenix]

You did

[maiden mesa]

cause you're an idiot for spending your time on that 💀

[grim edge]

Bro I'm lower in puzzles then in rapid

[raven dock]

here also, the coach just said "curious move" LOL

[pastel phoenix]

The annotation has an x in it

[tribal field]

I don’t remember one sec

[pastel phoenix]

Means you captured something

[grim edge]

Shut yo ass up

[tribal field]

I CAPTURED A PAWN LMAO

[grim edge]

knowing caro theory when u play caro? Omg thats so bad ur an idiot

[tribal field]

😂😂 very interesting

[maiden mesa]

yeah, cause you're most certainly gonna deviate from it ASAP when your opponent plays something outside of your preparations on move 3

[coral quartz]

Ignore him
Do your thing

[pastel phoenix]

You missed a free queen