i didnt even users like that were aloud
#💬〡general-off-topic
hasty iris
am see how long it takes to ban em
it's the weekend rn, chess.com doesn't work. probably tomorrow or tuesday
hasty iris
Are you brick up, brick?
latent pebble
Edgiest Najdorf player
tropic plaza
<:HUH:1066447745243684865>
We played before right?
tropic plaza
Edgiest Najdorf player
You play najdorf too
hasty iris
idk maybe
frank stratus
oh ye how do we gain access to talk in #💬〡improvement-talk
hasty iris
hasty iris
In gothams server
how do you remember that 😭
tropic plaza
Ye we played once
tropic plaza
how do you remember that 😭
I have a memory of a kangaroo
hasty iris
bro has magnus memory
tropic plaza
I always remember people who beat me
hasty iris
lmao
latent pebble
You play najdorf too
Nah I don’t
tropic plaza
Nah I don’t
Yes you do
hasty iris
I always remember people who beat me
time to equalize the score?
latent pebble
I just tried it against you
tropic plaza
time to equalize the score?
Sure
hasty iris
or make it worse 👀
latent pebble
I play caro (very bad opening)
tropic plaza
I play caro (very bad opening)
hasty iris
bullet 10 games? (say yes cause i hate rapid)
latent pebble
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Don’t get adopted
tropic plaza
bullet 10 games? (say yes cause i hate rapid)
Blitzz, im slow today
hasty iris
😦
tropic plaza
Don’t get adopted
Imma adopt you(i cant)
tropic plaza
Get good
zealous steeple
Hello
latent pebble
Advance french skull @tropic plaza
tropic plaza
Idk french theoru
chilly crypt
who wants to pvp
peak plank
Alright chat, i'm hosting a study session in #848546259354517514
On the reti/reti gambit/neo-catalan/catalan, if you are interested in learning the reti and possibly the variations/openings below feel free to join,
Reti Gambit
Reversed Blumenfield
Reti vs Caro defensive formation
Reti vs 1.nf6
Reti Neo-Catalan transposons
Reti queenside fianchetto
Reti vs uncommon varaions
Note that I might not have time to get through all this
but i'll do what I can and ill save what I have in analysis board.
if you aren't interested in reti analysis, that's fine too!
You don't have to join if you don't want to 🙂
Now we have a study group session hosted by a teenage kid that thinks hes good at chess 🙂
<@&1062786358642495589>
zealous steeple
Shut up
latent pebble
I made a mistake on arkangel nooo
Play rb8 mainline
zealous steeple
yes
chilly crypt
who wants to pvp
peak plank
@grim edge you need to connect :(]
latent pebble
yo who tf reacted with a thumbs down?
Hating
chilly crypt
WHO WANTS TO PVP
NAME: PabletePetete
random drum
ur mum
tropic plaza
Play rb8 mainline
R u wayhcinh?
chilly crypt
WHO WANTS TO PVP
NAME: PabletePetete
latent pebble
R u wayhcinh?
So many blunders
Sidenote: I main tarrasch and I’ve never seen Qb3 before
tropic plaza
Im throwing
vital ether
grave wasp
Alright chat, i'm hosting a study session in <#848546259354517514>
On the reti/r...
pixel general should be the last place you should post stuff like this
and you did not have to ping study group twice cmon
grim edge
and you did not have to ping study group twice cmon
f you
grim edge
its two pings if it angers you so much leave the group
tropic plaza
Im so bad
hasty iris
ggs
tropic plaza
Ggs
hasty iris
that last game tho
tropic plaza
I panicked there because of time
grim edge
Brooo
hasty iris
yeah same lol i was like wait did i troll this
pallid fox
G
tropic plaza
I keep panicking
rotund field
Hi
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 882 (peak)
Blitz: 812 (peak)
Bullet: 810 (peak)
heavy swallow
So close
hasty iris
I keep panicking
need more bullet practice ✅
heavy swallow
I must set my heart ablaze
tropic plaza
need more bullet practice ✅
Probably i havent played bullet for a week
hasty iris
nice almost 900 keep going
hasty iris
Probably i havent played bullet for a week
ive only played bullet this week, like probably 300 or so games
tropic plaza
Thats alot
hasty iris
very unhealthy too 💀
grim edge
tropic plaza
Lol
hasty iris
HOW IS GUEST ACCOUNT TOP GIFTER
green jungle
yo can som1 tell me how to get 1500 rq🙏
make new account, select expert, then proceed to lose games until you drop to 1500, i hope this helps
peak plank
@warped vigil undefen pls
warped vigil
<@737349234155847770> undefen pls
un what?
grim edge
viscid jacinth
vapid schooner
grim edge
limpid tinsel
sup guys
grim edge
lol its 9/11 2023
limpid tinsel
its still 9/10 for me
limpid tinsel
never forget
digital phoenix
its still 9/10 for me
Mfs using stupid reversed date
limpid tinsel
Mfs using stupid reversed date
WELL AT LEAST-
grim edge
pastel phoenix
Lol
limpid tinsel
I AINT BRI-ISH
grim edge
Mfs using stupid reversed date
for the sake of the meme
orchid beacon
Sup
digital phoenix
I AINT BRI-ISH
Average inhabitant of low iq land
limpid tinsel
Average inhabitant of low iq land
my iq is above average thank you very much
orchid beacon
I need help any opening suggestoins I'm stuck at 680 Elos every time I reach 700 I cant hold it for long
pastel phoenix
Wanna play chess?
limpid tinsel
Wanna play chess?
bet
split basin
I need help any opening suggestoins I'm stuck at 680 Elos every time I reach 700...
Send me your details
grim edge
I AINT BRI-ISH
orchid beacon
Send me your details
Wym exactly my user ?
limpid tinsel
https://play.chess.com/Y1Jjh @pastel phoenix
split basin
Wym exactly my user ?
Actually nvm we might get banned
random drum
Twitter
orchid beacon
Actually nvm we might get banned
What we're u planning on doing 😐
split basin
What we're u planning on doing 😐
Loging into your account and playing for you
limpid tinsel
against TOS yeah
orchid beacon
Nah I wanna learn not
split basin
Fair
orchid beacon
Get carried
digital phoenix
https://twitter.com/Parabuteo5/status/1700965238743711787?s=20
Bet the guy doesn’t even play chess or 500 elo
grim edge
limpid tinsel
already finished the game
bright folio
lol
vapid schooner
orchid beacon
😐
pastel phoenix
Bro
pastel phoenix
Always have to look out for Qh5
Yea
limpid tinsel
vapid schooner
Bishops and horses are too annoying
grim edge
limpid tinsel
Actually they are called knights 🤓
grim edge
Actually they are called knights 🤓
vapid schooner
jovial vector
Why are the knights called horses
limpid tinsel
Why are the knights called horses
do you mean the other way around?
bright folio
Why are the knights called horses
knight rides horse
grim edge
limpid tinsel
knight rides horse
wheres the knight then
vapid schooner
Free queen giver
bright folio
wheres the knight then
gone reduced to atom
jovial vector
I’ve nicknamed both my horses tho it gets hard to tell them apart sometimes
limpid tinsel
bright folio
just like the elephant in rook
pure chasm
Good morning gentlemen and ladies
vapid schooner
Who gave abaility to fork and jump to that horse
bright folio
i think it evolved
maiden mesa
I need help any opening suggestoins I'm stuck at 680 Elos every time I reach 700...
whiplash yo meat in your teachers face
vapid schooner
Why does weak king have strong wife
maiden mesa
Free queen giver
what?
maiden mesa
everybody rated higher than me is a no-life loser and everybody rated lower than me is a stupid noob
simple as that
bright folio
Why does weak king have strong wife
idk
vapid schooner
tranquil mauve
Guys how do defend my self if my oppoent is about to checkmate in 2 moves and it is forced?
limpid tinsel
everybody rated higher than me is a no-life loser and everybody rated lower than...
what about your equals?
maiden mesa
what about your equals?
they're copycats
limpid tinsel
Guys how do defend my self if my oppoent is about to checkmate in 2 moves and it...
gaslight them into thinking the mate in two isnt there
tranquil mauve
gaslight them into thinking the mate in two isnt there
oh thanks
bright folio
Guys how do defend my self if my oppoent is about to checkmate in 2 moves and it...
use all of your pieces to block/remove the attacker
maiden mesa
use all of your pieces to block/remove the attacker
my guy if its forced then he cant do that
tranquil mauve
gaslight them into thinking the mate in two isnt there
it worked
instead he stalemated me
wohoo
wide merlin
all the memes in chess in 1 game: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88136415661?tab=review
orchid beacon
whiplash yo meat in your teachers face
Umm
grim edge
whiplash yo meat in your teachers face
no
maiden mesa
Sounds like you ain’t hustlers
cunning shore
I just woke up
shadow panther
yo I just got elite League 
grim edge
common sense is a great move i guess…..
shadow panther
That's how it is sometimes
latent pebble
@tropic plaza did you get adopted or nah
grim edge
i’m an orphan
shadow panther
damn
random drum
Twitter
random drum
https://twitter.com/Seun312/status/1700918183186550959?s=20
(about ding liren)
worn iceBOT
Name: Nathan Michalk (supercharge7868)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 239 (475 peak)
Blitz: 100
last verge
https://twitter.com/Seun312/status/1700918183186550959?s=20
bro its literally some nobody
grim edge
ding liren is so hot
wide merlin
bros 239 💀💀💀
faxxxxxx
last verge
ding liren is so hot
meh
tropic plaza
<@755649251220127816> did you get adopted or nah
Just 5 lose im half adopted
grim edge
a villa in greece
proof
grim edge
a villa in greece
💀
last verge
kazakhstan
last verge
its like island hopping but country
ww2 reference⁉️
last verge
australian ‼️
grim edge
i go to a lot of countrys
last verge
pacific theater reference
last verge
chat thoughts on the alatortsev lisitsyn line
grim edge
im still thinking abt shapes btw thats sucha silly name
last verge
im still thinking abt shapes btw thats sucha silly name
hypersphere
grim edge
shapes are so tasty
grim edge
chat thoughts on the alatortsev lisitsyn line
the nikolai lobachevsky riposte is better
last verge
one must imagine the cataclysmic havoc humanity would wreak as a kardashev type II civilization
grim edge
wait is tmr 9/11 day?
YES
yuh
im throwing a party to celebrate sometime
rn hhere is 9/11
last verge
a second plane has hit the quan
latent pebble
wait is tmr 9/11 day?
timezones
grim edge
9/11 happened on the 12th for me
grim edge
so diffcult i could never solve
last verge
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
grim edge
wowgh i simpyl do not know
jovial vector
anybody want a game or rapid?
last verge
that's definitely over 17 seconds
graceful idol
Anyone else have some female named cat slide in ur DMS about chess and being friends?
last verge
smh
grim edge
Anyone else have some female named cat slide in ur DMS about chess and being fri...
no 💀
restive storm
what's wrong with Qxg3+ Kh1 Rg4
grim edge
Anyone else have some female named cat slide in ur DMS about chess and being fri...
i have a reasonable suspicious abt who this might be
fleet sigil
@cat
last verge
what's wrong with Qxg3+ Kh1 Rg4
Rf4 which i surprisingly saw
graceful idol
restive storm
Rf4 which i surprisingly saw
I'm completely washed
I also lost 20 rating yesterday
pure chasm
can I solve that
last verge
can I solve that
can you
pure chasm
who to move
fleet sigil
I also lost 20 rating yesterday
noob
last verge
who to move
black
last verge
i solved in 17 seconds so if you take longer than that you're worse than a 200 rated player
fleet sigil
my eyes burning );;
pure chasm
i solved in 17 seconds so if you take longer than that you're worse than a 200 r...
Woah
wind topaz
i need some chess books to read
grim edge
duck youre spouting so much bs the fields being fertilized
fleet sigil
want me to solve
pure chasm
queen takes b6 check
you want me to solve?
restive storm
queen takes b6 check
I mean that does make sense
the queen captured air
grim edge
queen takes b6 check
pawn
restive storm
queen takes b6 check
btw if I had this position in a real game I would miss the winning combination and proceed to lose
fleet sigil
do I solve?
last verge
you want me to solve?
you said Qxb6+
grim edge
btw if I had this position in a real game I would miss the winning combination a...
seriously fr out of all the moves i pick blunder is the only option
fleet sigil
you said Qxb6+
qxg3+
pure chasm
you said Qxb6+
yes
last verge
Qxg3+ Kh1 ...
polar trench
isnt it crazy how a 10 year old gm cant be on the chess discord server haha
fleet sigil
kh1, qh4+
pure chasm
if i were to go Qxb6+ what would you go
restive storm
dude
pure chasm
where*
restive storm
bro 💀
last verge
if i were to go Qxb6+ what would you go
you cannot play the move Qxb6 💀
pure chasm
you cannot play the move Qxb6 💀
oh
fleet sigil
my eye burning
pure chasm
☠️
restive storm
you have the board flipped
last verge
the queen doesn't see b6, there is nothing to capture, and moving the queen to b6 is not a check
pure chasm
bro i was seeing the bord flipped board
fleet sigil
Qxg3+ Kh1 Qh4+ Qh2 ...
qe4+
tranquil mauve
guys there is a en passant and mate in 1 but if i take the en passant than i loose what do i do pls help
restive storm
he just has the board flipped
vapid schooner
"a hacker bypass my pawn and called me a peasant 😭"
pure chasm
if the board to be flipped i would be right
last verge
if the board to be flipped i would be right
Qxg3+ Kh1
fleet sigil
"a hacker bypass my pawn and called me a peasant 😭"
pro
shadow panther
bros 239 💀💀💀
vapid schooner
shadow panther
fleet sigil
MY EYEYEYEYEE
pure chasm
<:KEKWait:1076269726805807104>
how is you 239
last verge
good move, white can't stop mate
vapid schooner
Why is there a lot of free queen givers in rapid
maiden pendant
New Find The Plan is out! https://discord.gg/chesscom?event=1150626224419373146
fleet sigil
pro move
last verge
how is you 239
bro ur like 10x my rating how did you not see Qxb6 isn't possible 💀
pure chasm
bro ur like 10x my rating how did you not see Qxb6 isn't possible 💀
i saw the move but my board was just flipped ☠️
vapid schooner
last verge
good move, tempos the queen
fleet sigil
New **Find The Plan** is out! https://discord.gg/chesscom?event=1150626224419373...
can you give me good luck in test 🙏
pure chasm
if it was reverse that's the correct answer
vapid schooner
last verge
good move, attacks the pawn
fleet sigil
mate in 50 if you take
pure chasm
good move, tempos the queen
dawg you are higher rated then me whattt 😭
i know you aren't 227
fleet sigil
you both noob
last verge
i know you aren't 227
no im actually 227
pure chasm
no im actually 227
bros got the role of a liar!
mystic stream
last verge
bros got the role of a liar!
nuh uh
pure chasm
'nuh nuh' 
last verge
i wonder if there are any titled players in chat
vapid schooner
fleet sigil
no
last verge
Qxg3+ Kh1 ...
indigo idol
who wants to play some blitz?
fleet sigil
who wants to play some blitz?
nuh uh
last verge
'nuh nuh' <a:Nerd:1122052998797996032>
nuh uh
indigo idol
yeah i dont like chess either
vapid schooner
fleet sigil
pro
pure chasm
yeah i dont like chess either
chess is love blitz is hate
flat gyro
this isn't book?
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2031 (2069 peak)
Blitz: 1658 (peak)
Bullet: 1758 (2049 peak)
pure chasm
proof on how much i hate blitz
vapid schooner
That's same thing as blundering queen
peak plank
I hate blitz more
flat gyro
That's same thing as blundering queen
wdym
peak plank
I hate blitz more
im sure duck knows
plain anchor
who younger than 14
peak plank
@last verge isnt that right?
indigo idol
haha i suck at blitz but i have fun with it
pure chasm
is it smurfing if i am 2031 on rapid and 1658 and i can easily beat the people in blitz? 
vapid schooner
peak plank
is it smurfing if i am 2031 on rapid and 1658 and i can easily beat the people i...
nope.
plain anchor
who younger than 14
pure chasm
who younger than 14
how younger bro, the max limit is 13+
just say you want a friend that's 13
flat gyro
who younger than 14
who younger than 14
flat gyro
just say you want a friend that's 13
that sounds kinda sus ngl
vapid schooner
Me
pure chasm
that sounds kinda sus ngl
who me?
grim edge
<@&745328830649991179>
flat gyro
no
pure chasm
oh you think they a predator? with that pfp lol
flat gyro
kinda
plain anchor
i want to make friend who younger than 13
pure chasm
with that pfp??
flat gyro
no like the phrase in general
peak plank
is it per hour? monthly? weekly?
grim edge
BRO HUSTLING
flat gyro
and what the dudes saying 💀
pure chasm
i want to make friend who younger than 13
that's not allowed, discord is 13+ bro
plain anchor
im 13
grim edge
no like the phrase in general
fr 💀
pure chasm
i am gonna put this number in a spam call center
vapid schooner
flat gyro
imagine saying "i'm looking for 12 year olds"
pure chasm
so you can have clients for life
wheat falcon
woo trusted
peak plank
tbh idk why they removed green color priority, I was fine with tourney solider green
pure chasm
imagine saying "i'm looking for 12 year olds"
not the good website to do on when the limit is 13
grim edge
how is that brilliant 💀
vapid schooner
pure chasm
i think you can still be 12 and be on discord and be in a server if your birthday is coming up in a month
is that allowed in most servers
fleet sigil
a
flat gyro
you can be 12 and be on discord if you never reveal your age 
pure chasm
woah?
grim edge
discord is clear when they say 13 and up lol
but in any type of social media there can be people as young as 4
time me out
pure chasm
you can be 12 and be on discord if you never reveal your age <:EZ:10745521726598...
actually i'm 69
vapid schooner
peak plank
gn chat!!!
wheat falcon
gn chesscom
digital phoenix
i want to make friend who younger than 13
Are u below 13
fleet sigil
gn chesscom
gn husband
pure chasm
no he said he is 13
digital phoenix
thanks for coaching our new people [for free]
Did he
grim edge
Are u below 13
nah he is 27
pure chasm
yes
flat gyro
has anyone seen starky
pure chasm
he coached the people in the vc i am in rn
flat gyro
is he still preaching the brainwashing stuff
wheat falcon
gn husband
gn seasoned butter
grim edge
I hope you guys know that means he was born in 2010 it’s crazy how time flies
digital phoenix
How does he coach people
vapid schooner
pure chasm
idk why they playing osu but that's cool
grim edge
Agent is actually a goat
plain anchor
Are u below 13
im 13
pure chasm
How does he coach people
like screensharing and teaching them opening and help them
digital phoenix
Last guy he coached a unity and he’s still shit
flat gyro
I hope you guys know that means he was born in 2010 it’s crazy how time flies
i still can't believe people born in 2015 are 8
pure chasm
not personal coach
flat gyro
thats like mind boggling
grim edge
Last guy he coached a unity and he’s still shit
💀
flat gyro
Last guy he coached a unity and he’s still shit
💀
pure chasm
Last guy he coached a unity and he’s still shit
that's not nice
digital phoenix
that's not nice
The truth hurts
flat gyro
unity the cheater?
fleet sigil
gn seasoned butter
😴
digital phoenix
unity the cheater?
Yeah apparently he’s 1600 bullet now I think
pure chasm
unity the cheater?
so you telling me him coaching the cheater made the cheater worse?
☠️
digital phoenix
The rapid rating is still the same tho
pure chasm
what's his rapid
flat gyro
he didn't cheat he just got stronger from the coaching 💯
digital phoenix
Like 1300 probably or 1200
vapid schooner
pure chasm
how you guys know he cheating
digital phoenix
Ne2
pure chasm
and how he is not banned
latent pebble
Getting coached by a cheater makes you a a cheater
digital phoenix
how you guys know he cheating
He got banned before he’s on a new account
latent pebble
Unity is proof of that
pure chasm
He got banned before he’s on a new account
fair
digital phoenix
Unity is proof of that
Who coached him
wicked nest
gore and death is definitely bad but for some reason i feel nothing when seeing a recently dead person even if its a loved one
latent pebble
Who coached him
The 2017 account guy
last verge
white was winning 💀
pure chasm
anyone knows troxy? he is banned now ☠️
digital phoenix
Headhshot yeah
fleet sigil
anyone knows troxy? he is banned now ☠️
noob
pure chasm
the highschool chess dude
flat gyro
anyone knows troxy? he is banned now ☠️
who?
digital phoenix
anyone knows troxy? he is banned now ☠️
Traxy or troxy
grim edge
headshotmile was coaching multiple people while cheating
flat gyro
emile coached unity?
digital phoenix
@rough dome
latent pebble
headshotmile was coaching multiple people while cheating
Yeah that guy
digital phoenix
Who tf is that
grim edge
gore and death is definitely bad but for some reason i feel nothing when seeing ...
There’s like a pretty overwhelming chance that you’re in shock and you’ll start to be sad when you miss the person, or you’re just so mentally well prepared that you’re unaffected
pure chasm
Who tf is that
the guy who was flexing his rating in #💬〡chess-talk
proud breach
anyone wanna play 1600 rapid
pure chasm
he was playing like a 2000 as a 1k rating ☠️
digital phoenix
he was playing like a 2000 as a 1k rating ☠️
Good gaming chair
pure chasm
he almost beat pain
but lost in time management
funny thing pain had a lower acc then him ☠️
digital phoenix
Pain the mod?
fleet sigil
he was playing like a 2000 as a 1k rating ☠️
checked their account and I see two low elo players fighting like 2000's in bullet
pure chasm
he had like 91 acc when pain had 88 [and yes the mod]
vapid schooner
I lost queen and rook at same time by skewer
digital phoenix
Damn why the mods never play me
tight gull
💀
pure chasm
i only played against one mod
proud breach
I lost queen and rook at same time by skewer
skill issue
pure chasm
and lost to
grim edge
Damn why the mods never play me
they fear u
digital phoenix
I beat anitta and wind
grim edge
I lost queen and rook at same time by skewer
reminds me of naruto
flat gyro
digital phoenix
Is that another locked out guy
tight gull
giga genius is wild
flat gyro
the toxy guy
grim edge
he was definitely cheating
pure chasm
the only mod i played against was Scipio and i lost to him when he/she was 100 rating below me
grim edge
never seen him b4
digital phoenix
There’s a black name autism there
grim edge
but for reference can i see Qa4+
pure chasm
Scipio i want a rematch if you reading this
flat gyro
.
tight gull
There’s a black name autism there
💀
grim edge
i wanna see if i can get it
grim edge
There’s a black name autism there
WHAT
tropic plaza
I stillremember the guy who called me dumb when i called him a cheater and get banned the next day
pure chasm
he made a account yesterday i think and got banned at the same day
last verge
There’s a black name autism there
where
fleet sigil
There’s a black name autism there
they got locked for saying inappropriate things 💀
tight gull
bruh could've worded that sentence better
pure chasm
so chess moderation is pretty good
grim edge
they got locked for saying inappropriate things 💀
WHATTTT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WAS FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY
grim edge
There’s a black name autism there
autism got locked out? Damn
flat gyro
grim edge
wait no i mean girl
last verge
autism got locked out? Damn
where
flat gyro
qa4
last verge
no way real
fleet sigil
rip autism 😔
grim edge
i loved austin
pure chasm
i was gonna mock him so bad if he replied to my dms
digital phoenix
Get his username
last verge
i loveautism
pure chasm
but he is just ignoring me now
grim edge
they got locked for saying inappropriate things 💀
what did they even say
tight gull
thats what we call a check 💀
flat gyro
thats what we call a check 💀
what
pure chasm
Get his username
he is gonna probably ignore me
fleet sigil
what did they even say
idek
flat gyro
thats what we call a check 💀
can you explain qa4+
mystic stream
Seems normal
fleet sigil
can you explain qa4+
tight gull
@flat gyro the reason btw u give the check is cuz "you don't want to hang the skewer with the bishop"
mystic stream
But yeah he's probably cheating
fleet sigil
he got banned
flat gyro
oh
tight gull
its a cheater move tho
so dw
grim edge
why shouldn’t we take the queen
flat gyro
you right
fleet sigil
wanna see the funniest game of the cheater
pure chasm
nevermind i confused two cheaters
tight gull
why shouldn’t we take the queen
cuz he has e5
pure chasm
they were two cheaters yesterday what a funny moment
☠️ that dude is locked out rn so i can say he was a cheater
pure chasm
☠️ **that dude is locked out rn so i can say he was a cheater**
**bros 1122 and had a higher acc 😭 **
tight gull
white has e5 and after Qa4 you have Kxb2 so it is "slightly worse" than giving the check first then taking the queen
flat gyro
but you can intermezzo after taking the queen anyways so the skewer isn't too much of a threat
but i think qa4 is still a bit better
tight gull
but you can intermezzo after taking the queen anyways so the skewer isn't too mu...
no because you can take the knight on b2 cuz the pawn is blocking the bishop
small marten
Is there a place to see file reports and how they were handled
pure chasm
fleet sigil
Most skilled low elo players ive seen ever in my life
tight gull
obviously we are talking minutely better
its still completely losing for white
pure chasm
from:996272633656135750
tight gull
whether u do qa4 first or you just take the queen doesn't matter
flat gyro
no because you can take the knight on b2 cuz the pawn is blocking the bishop
oh shit you double right
tight gull
but its better that you don't try to accuse someone of cheating
just if ur in doubt report them and boom
grim edge
why admit that publicly though
flat gyro
i need to do a thousand tactics to atone for my sins
tight gull
move on with ur day
pure chasm
why admit that publicly though
maybe he cheated and found it not fun and then admitted
tight gull
don't try to confront the person and allat
pure chasm
or maybe he wanted to be a new man and just say he cheated
when i think someone is cheating i just dm a mod and let them know
tight gull
💀
pure chasm
best solution
tight gull
as the saying goes
once a cheater always a cheater
vapid schooner
pure chasm
when i think someone is cheating it's mostly and merely always that they are cheating so
tight gull
and we sack THE ROOOOOOOOOOK
pure chasm
so far i been 5/5 or 6/6 rn
pure chasm
and we sack THE ROOOOOOOOOOK
tight gull
@flat gyro but yea the whole game looked like a complete tactical demolition from your opponent
mystic stream
Chess.com's "Brilliant Moves" feature has become a source of heated controversy within the chess community, as skeptics cast doubt on its purported educational value. Proponents of this feature, often referred to disparagingly as the 600s, stubbornly defend its merit, but their arguments fail to mask the underlying deception at play. The so-called educational benefits they claim are nothing more than a smokescreen, as "Brilliant Moves" primarily serves as a manipulative tool to exploit unsuspecting users and maximize Chess.com's profits. The 600s' defense of "Brilliant Moves" hinges on the assumption that the feature employs an algorithm that assesses various factors to determine exceptional moves. However, this assumption conveniently ignores the glaring lack of transparency from Chess.com regarding the specifics of this algorithm. The absence of clearly defined criteria raises suspicion that the selection process is arbitrary at best and premeditated at worst. It is highly plausible that the moves highlighted as "brilliant" are nothing more than deliberate choices that align with Chess.com's agenda, intended solely to keep users engaged and to reinforce the illusion of improvement. In reality, the alleged educational value touted by the 600s is a mirage, concealing the subpar nature of the moves identified by "Brilliant Moves." Many users have reported instances where the highlighted moves are disappointingly unremarkable, lacking any genuine brilliance or strategic depth. Such revelations expose the feature as a shallow marketing ploy, designed to create a false sense of excitement while offering little substance in terms of skill enhancement. It is evident that Chess.com's primary goal is not to foster genuine growth within the chess community but to exploit the aspirations and naivety of its users for financial gain. Chess.com's deceptive "Brilliant Moves" undermines trust, hinder progress. The chess community must reject and seek genuine learning platforms.
nova verge
Good evening
mellow berry
join the 10|0 Rapid (<1199) - 5 Rounds Rapid Tournament
Starts in 6 minutes - 14 players so far
tight gull
plzlickthere (400)
💀
mystic stream
Had to get this off my chest
ocean summit
Good evening
12 pm for me
fleet sigil
plzlickthere (400)
💀
💀
tight gull
Had to get this off my chest
treasure chest?
mellow berry
join the 10|0 Rapid (<1199) - 5 Rounds Rapid Tournament
Starts in 6 minutes - 14 players so far
nova verge
12 pm for me
It’s 11:18 but I didn’t want to say good night because I ain’t going to bed yet
hasty iris
im hall of fame cheater catcher
ocean summit
It’s 11:18 but I didn’t want to say good night because I ain’t going to bed yet
Do you think it's bright in the place where I am?
vapid schooner
6{3(5+5)-29}-1972/10
nova verge
Do you think it's bright in the place where I am?
No
digital phoenix
wait no i mean girl
Really tho
nova verge
12 pm is noon bro
Whoops In my head I said midnight
ocean summit
Whoops In my head I said midnight
Midnight is 12 am
latent pebble
You’re stupid if you blatantly cheat
nova verge
Midnight is 12 am
Yeah I get it bro simple mistake
hasty iris
You’re stupid if you blatantly cheat
there's a blatant sandbagger who is still active in here but they arent banned cause idk
grim edge
You’re stupid if you blatantly cheat
ur stupid if u cheat
hasty iris
bro hung fools mate in like 10 rated games in a row 💀
grim edge
lmao
hasty iris
but he got legends league though so ✅
mystic stream
hasty iris
all that sandbagging for nothing cause leagues are useless
grim edge
Taking a break from chess lost 30 elo in one night of rapid this board game is making me feel like a bitch
mellow berry
join the 10|0 Rapid (<1199) - 5 Rounds Rapid Tournament
Starts in 6 minutes - 14 players so far
fleet sigil
I met an account that lost to a bunch of 800's then a few games later, you see 2000's being beaten casually
grim edge
join the 10|0 Rapid (<1199) - 5 Rounds Rapid Tournament
Starts in 6 minutes - 1...
Nah man screw you
fleet sigil
sandbaggers are funny af
grim edge
Rapid tournament a good way to waste 2 hours
mellow berry
smh
hasty iris
what are the prizes
grim edge
I can totally beat a 1400 as a 800 rated rapid player ( 2880 blitz )
hasty iris
maybe some people in here would play if there were prizes
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 901 (peak)
Blitz: 812 (peak)
Bullet: 810 (peak)
grim edge
50 vbucks and a blow
latent pebble
There’s so many sandbaggers here it’s crazy
heavy swallow
Let’s go
fleet sigil
maybe some people in here would play if there were prizes
the cheaters win
peak plank
Chess.com's "Brilliant Moves" feature has become a source of heated controversy ...
Shouldve credited starky
grim edge
I can totally beat a 1500 as a 800
mystic stream
There’s so many sandbaggers here it’s crazy
Ok
mystic stream
Shouldve credited starky
U right
hasty iris
There’s so many sandbaggers here it’s crazy
apparently cheat detection doesn't detect fools mate in multiple games in a row. like that should be auto ban without a report or any review
fleet sigil
cheat detection isn't catching any decent cheater lol
mystic stream
I like to blunder mate in 2
latent pebble
I don’t think it should be an auto-ban
fleet sigil
i swear those bullet mfs be playing a thousand games before getting banned
mystic stream
Cus I am noob
latent pebble
There are some peeps that are tricked into doing that
grim edge
Man sandbaggers are such losers it’s like a college graduate competing in a kindergarten word test
mystic stream
mystic stream
Man sandbaggers are such losers it’s like a college graduate competing in a kind...
They don't gain anything
fleet sigil
sandbaggers are even worse cuz they dont get banned man
hasty iris
There are some peeps that are tricked into doing that
not a 2000 skill level player in multiple games
grim edge
I believe I could beat a 2000 player
latent pebble
I believe I could beat a 2000 player
Nice
grim edge
Otb and online
hasty iris
OTB
fleet sigil
online sure
grim edge
I just have that dog
fleet sigil
he's him
hasty iris
I just have that dog
in you?
grim edge
I could toyally draw magnus
grim edge
Really tho
yeah they were a girl from what i remember
fleet sigil
he got that dog in him 🤨
fleet sigil
i can beat 10k otb ngl
grim edge
I’m an 800 who could beat a 2000 otb
buick, meet brick
hasty iris
we have met
fleet sigil
just need to prep a lil
grim edge
then fight to the death
grim edge
we have met
Hey wanna have esex
grim edge
Hey wanna have esex
hasty iris
?
fleet sigil
most average general request
grim edge
take that to the living room
hasty iris
nova verge
Heyo!
fleet sigil
i eat cats
latent pebble
Hey wanna have esex
real
nova verge
I eat meat
nova verge
i want to eat steak
Me too
tight gull
50 vbucks and a blow
💀
tight gull
brick's walmart version
glossy radish
hi
fleet sigil
finna penetrate this hot and spicy e file with my massive piece
fleet sigil
https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533893
that will be two livers
nova verge
https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533893
Salt bae I love him! Even tho I heard his restaurant is over priced
fleet sigil
it is
glossy radish
lalalallala @rotund field zelky
fleet sigil
you gotta pay over 1k for a steak covered with some gold and lightly salted 💀
grim edge
vb sucks. literally broke my nail bed today
how lmao
rotund field
nova verge
you gotta pay over 1k for a steak covered with some gold and lightly salted 💀
What about butter? Is it seasoned ?
glossy radish
how lmao
i was tryna set backward but was too close to the net. ball struck my thumb
fleet sigil
What about butter? Is it seasoned ?
yes butter is seasoned
glossy radish
kapowwww
rotund field
Hi ppls
glossy radish
hiya titty tat
nova verge
yes butter is seasoned
Yay!!
rotund field
hiya titty tat
Meow?!
fleet sigil
why is there so many cats
fleet sigil
real
grim edge
why is there so many cats
real
latent pebble
vb sucks. literally broke my nail bed today
very bad sport
grim edge
very bad sport
cap
fleet sigil
i choose girl characters in video games for the smaller hitbox I swear(im lying)
nova verge
For what college??
glossy radish
anyways i’m surviving in four hours of sleep 
grim edge
You’re done if your height is miniscule
there is something called a libero 💀 and setter
nova verge
That ain’t true loads of girls under 6’0 play in high school
glossy radish
lalalalala
latent pebble
That ain’t true loads of girls under 6’0 play in high school
Referring to men’s
nova verge
Referring to men’s
Then yeah done for
radiant frost
Anything under 6’0 and you’re done
5'9 is average height for male
latent pebble
5'9 is average height for male
Referring to volleyball
glossy radish
5'9 is average height for male
that’s
grim edge
Referring to men’s
it depends what position u play which determines a height
fleet sigil
5'9 is average height for male
give men
glossy radish
incho are u taller than the net
grim edge
incho are u taller than the net
depends what height it is
latent pebble
Incho is evidently 1 inch tall
tropic plaza
incho are u taller than the net
Incho is the eiffel tower in disguise
grim edge
girls net, yes
glossy radish
girls net, yes
wow whatever
grim edge
mens no
latent pebble
Incho is 5’2
glossy radish
Incho is the eiffel tower in disguise
he’s a tall tower
grim edge
Incho is 5’2
ye
latent pebble
incho is 3'2
real shit
grim edge
hi chat
glossy radish
Incho is 5’2
hah who’s the tall one now
tropic plaza
Incho is the burj khalifa talking
grim edge
6 FOOT 6 FOOT
tropic plaza
Ok little bro
fleet sigil
wassup child
grim edge
inchos a lil guy hes likke 5'8"
glossy radish
inchos a lil guy hes likke 5'8"
dude that’s not little
digital phoenix
dude that’s not little
Little
grim edge
dude that’s not little
he is fun sized
grim edge
i can reach about 8”6
fleet sigil
not bad for a beginner
tropic plaza
i can reach about 8”6
Wow you jump so high for a guy that is 4’2
digital phoenix
you’re little
Not compared to u
glossy radish
i can reach about 8”6
👉 🚪
glossy radish
Not compared to u
i’m taller than u
grim edge
Wow you jump so high for a guy that is 4’2
standing lil bro
digital phoenix
How tall is a basketball rim from the floor btw
grim edge
How tall is a basketball rim from the floor btw
10ft i believe
digital phoenix
i’m taller than u
Nah
rotund field
Pray for this cat 😔😔🙏he got booped
glossy radish
i’m pointing
digital phoenix
10ft i believe
Can u not reach the rim
tropic plaza
standing lil bro
But youre 4’2 lil man
fleet sigil
4'2 is hella generous
grim edge
Can u not reach the rim
I can reach 8”6 standing?
digital phoenix
aren’t you 5’6
5’8
digital phoenix
Oh standing
glossy radish
bc i’m telling him to get out?
rotund field
I'm 1'5
rotund field
fleet sigil
im 0.5'5
glossy radish
no what bru
rotund field
That’s like the height of my shoe
latent pebble
Incho your vert is 2
glossy radish
ride the cat
digital phoenix
Incho your vert is 2
Standing not jumping apparently
rotund field
ride the cat
Do not the cat 😔
digital phoenix
On heels/platform shoes?
Without shoes
digital phoenix
In america probably not
orchid beacon
ride the cat
Ride cat= dead cat
glossy radish
In america probably not
i’m taller than most people older than me
grim edge
tall right
yes. of course
rotund field
digital phoenix
5’5 here and ull probably be the same height as everyone
grim edge
hi zel hi
glossy radish
yes. of course
you’re nice
rotund field
Hi whimsy :0
grim edge
you’re nice
trust me u r a giant
glossy radish
5’5 here and ull probably be the same height as everyone
IM STIL, GROWING SHUT UO
radiant frost
Without shoes
Are you girl? Cuz that's really tall for a girl.
grim edge
finally back to 1200 
orchid beacon
One over me
digital phoenix
Are you girl? Cuz that's really tall for a girl.
No I’m not
grim edge
IM STIL, GROWING SHUT UO
im still growing as well lil bro
glossy radish
Are you girl? Cuz that's really tall for a girl.
lasagna is a girl
glossy radish
im still growing as well lil bro
yeah well i hate you
tropic plaza
Why would you care
radiant frost
No I’m not
Lol below average male
rotund field
Lasagna is actually a minion
glossy radish
Lol below average male
it’s called being asian
tropic plaza
No I’m not
Bros so short he got called a girl
rotund field
grim edge
despite incho being taller than me i will take comfort in the fact he is getting hella heart disease
fleet sigil
lil child
glossy radish
asians are just short smh
digital phoenix
Lol below average male
Around average for age actually I think
rotund field
despite incho being taller than me i will take comfort in the fact he is getting...
💀💀
digital phoenix
But above average for country yeah
tropic plaza
Las got violeted
grim edge
despite incho being taller than me i will take comfort in the fact he is getting...
what 💀
orchid beacon
😐
digital phoenix
Lasagna is actually a minion
Yellow
fleet sigil
ur hearts gotta work harder to reach ur head broski
🤨
grim edge
i stole a spoon from school hehe
grim edge
ur hearts gotta work harder to reach ur head broski
damn
grim edge
I didnt go to school today lmao
orchid beacon
ur hearts gotta work harder to reach ur head broski
That that right thier could make a man dig his grave XD
radiant frost
asians are just short smh
By Asians do you only mean east Asians?
fiery beacon
hi guys
rotund field
i stole a spoon from school hehe
They gon get u 
tropic plaza
ur hearts gotta work harder to reach ur head broski
Oh thats why short people are always mad because they have all the blood in the brain
grim edge
i would be in english rn if i went to school
fleet sigil
Oh thats why short people are always mad because they have all the blood in the ...
LMFAO
digital phoenix
By Asians do you only mean east Asians?
More or less yeah
U could narrow it to south east if u want also
fleet sigil
no i play a4
rotund field
U could narrow it to south east if u want also
Could you narrow it down to the up address please 🥺
tropic plaza
Does anyone here play classical caro as white?
C3?
grim edge
see theres like a goldilocks zone of height
tranquil mauve
give me some chess pickup lines
glossy radish
let’s talk about food
fiery beacon
i would be in english rn if i went to school
I might skip tommorrow cause I have a test that I really really do not want to take but I don't know if I can fake being sick good enough
grim edge
v is like saturn way too small
tropic plaza
Does anyone here play classical caro as white?
Oh play against caro as white?
digital phoenix
Could you narrow it down to the up address please 🥺
Washington dc
glossy radish
By Asians do you only mean east Asians?
shhhh
grim edge
incho is like mercury way too tall
radiant frost
U could narrow it to south east if u want also
Why not include south asia
rotund field
let’s talk about food
fiery beacon
umm
grim edge
im earth see im six feet im the perfect height
glossy radish
yay
digital phoenix
Isn’t mercury the smallest planet
fleet sigil
let’s talk about food
I want to eat u
rotund field
Alright bye
glossy radish
I want to eat u
no
digital phoenix
Why not include south asia
Indians have tall people
grim edge
Isn’t mercury the smallest planet
your MOMS the smallest planet
glossy radish
Alright bye
whyyyyyyyy nooo
grim edge
Oh play against caro as white?
e4 c6 d4 d5 nc3
rotund field
whyyyyyyyy nooo
Chess server
fiery beacon
I feel slightly threatened
glossy radish
Chess server
oke
digital phoenix
Chess server
Doesnt play chess
tropic plaza
e4 c6 d4 d5 nc3
Idk your choice on what are you comfortable playing
grim edge
I feel slightly threatened
no dont your name is too sexy a ha
fiery beacon
i am telling yall there is some weird connection it cannot just be a coincidence
fiery beacon
no dont your name is too sexy a ha
are you drunk or something
fleet sigil
what demon slayer
radiant frost
Indians have tall people
False news.
grim edge
are you drunk or something
just high on life WOOO
i learnt 16 moves of theory for classical caro so im itching to use it
fiery beacon
nothing my child
grim edge
why does everybody call me drunk its no fair
fiery beacon
why does everybody call me drunk its no fair
i am very sorry
tropic plaza
i learnt 16 moves of theory for classical caro so im itching to use it
Youre not gonna use 16 moves of theory if opp plays a sideline on the 6th move
glossy radish
why does everybody call me drunk its no fair
you’re whismy
latent pebble
Classical caro is not a try for advantage
fiery beacon
but what exactly does that sentence mean
latent pebble
It can be mad tricky in bullet rho
grim edge
i have never been drunk and chatted with somebody here why do u guyys think im drunk
glossy radish
i drank beer today
grim edge
i am very sorry
i forgive u 🙏
glossy radish
it was very bitter
fiery beacon
i have never been drunk and chatted with somebody here why do u guyys think im d...
oh you'r high
makes sense
radiant frost
Isn’t mercury the smallest planet
Yeah kind of after Pluto has been classified as dwarf
toxic valley
Does king worth more than queen or queen worth more than king
fleet sigil
will you marry me
glossy radish
Does king worth more than queen or queen worth more than king
king more
tropic plaza
oh you'r high
Whismy tried all types of narcotics in one go
fiery beacon
will you marry me
don't marry him he's into vore he said he wanted to eat me
grim edge
Youre not gonna use 16 moves of theory if opp plays a sideline on the 6th move
its mainline, there is like 2 variations which are kinda bad so most games go that way
tropic plaza
its mainline, there is like 2 variations which are kinda bad so most games go th...
Oh alr
glossy radish
@grim edge marry me
nova verge
im sober i swear
Congratulations!
fiery beacon
im sober i swear
Explain exactly how ones name can be "too sexy"
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> marry me
sorry i already promised my hand in marriage to another guy
tropic plaza
sorry i already promised my hand in marriage to another guy
Its me right
toxic valley
grim edge
Explain exactly how ones name can be "too sexy"
well i just happen to think slater is a very hot name
aint that right Slater Johanson?
fiery beacon
well i just happen to think slater is a very hot name
i don't think that's my name but ok
grim edge
itll work one of these days
fiery beacon
maybe I'm wrong
grim edge
well i just happen to think slater is a very hot name
we call rolly polly bugs slaters
grim edge
we call rolly polly bugs slaters
omg @fiery beacon r u a rolly polly bug?
fleet sigil
do you know wayward queen
fiery beacon
omg <@986451738452176916> r u a rolly polly bug?
yes
loud wharf
huh guys
fiery beacon
this is me irl
fleet sigil
noob
glossy radish
this is me irl
cute
grim edge
ur kinda hot lol
fleet sigil
this is me irl
can i eat u
loud wharf
hm
fiery beacon
can i eat u
what is your obsession with eating people
fleet sigil
um
digital phoenix
Amateur is above the very low average
radiant frost
this is me irl
How do you use your computer to type
fiery beacon
do you have a vore fetish or is it more like a jeffery dahmer thing where you like the taste
fiery beacon
How do you use your computer to type
I use my whole body for each key
grim edge
do you have a vore fetish or is it more like a jeffery dahmer thing where you li...
keeping this as a quote
fleet sigil
what is your obsession with eating people
what are you talking about?
glossy radish
baby shark dodododoododo
fiery beacon
How do you use your computer to type
it's tiring but I've developed a method to hop around very quickly
radiant frost
I use my whole body for each key
You still aren't heavy enough for the button to press
toxic valley
fleet sigil
will you marry me?
loud wharf
@radiant frost minecraft block , what's u are doing here
glossy radish
sorry i already promised my hand in marriage to another guy
bye
last verge
im so tired
fiery beacon
You still aren't heavy enough for the button to press
I got really light weight keys
glossy radish
im so tired
ditto
last verge
im so tired of everything
fiery beacon
I just have to jump high enough
glossy radish
ITS NOTHING AHAINST U
yeah yeah we’re done bye
loud wharf
im so tired
after losinng at chess ?
toxic valley
Is stalemate losing
grim edge
im so tired of everything
may i suggest: sleep
grim edge
yeah yeah we’re done bye
💀
fleet sigil
nvm, ill look for differnet prospects
last verge
after losinng at chess ?
no i just hate a lot of my life
grim edge
yeah yeah we’re done bye
WE NEVER EVEN WERE
radiant frost
<@595223120961339393> minecraft block , what's u are doing here
Just chatting
glossy radish
WE NEVER EVEN WERE
no i meant we’re done talking. forever
fiery beacon
keeping this as a quote
what's that one website where you can make anything into an inspiration quote using a template, i did it once but I don't remember how
loud wharf
no i just hate a lot of my life
oh it's mean , u are evil now ?
small apex
anyone down for chess?
glossy radish
anyone down for chess?
no
last verge
oh it's mean , u are evil now ?
sure why not
grim edge
no i meant we’re done talking. forever
nooooo !!!!
loud wharf
sure why not
what's ur future intention now btw
loud wharf
i hate chess
i hate losing at chess
glossy radish
stupid mean kitty
fiery beacon
no i meant we’re done talking. forever
damn that's mean
grim edge
mrow meow
glossy radish
i hate losing at chess
yeah
small apex
i hate chess
😦 all i want to is play 1 match of chess
glossy radish
😦 all i want to is play 1 match of chess
no
last verge
v
glossy radish
i’m 174 i don’t think you wanna play me
grim edge
i hate chess
whats ur rapid
loud wharf
😦 all i want to is play 1 match of chess
get someone random in ur chess
glossy radish
lalalalallalalaa
grim edge
meow purrrrr
small apex
i dont mind
glossy radish
whats ur rapid
174
small apex
i kinda wanna play against a 2k
fiery beacon
whats ur rapid
you have an incredibly based music taste i just looked at your profile
loud wharf
how much it's take to reach 2k btw ??