💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

says "haha you can't get it!"

like if ur queens the first thing to develop atleast keep it developed

[hasty raven]

I hope you get it!

[digital phoenix]

qa5 is a variation but any queen development will force it back anyway

lose

[mild apex]

real?

[hasty raven]

I feel so bad because today I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail

[digital phoenix]

yeah most comfortable tournament of my life

[hasty raven]

He's just a kitten

[mild apex]

your cat must be mad

[grim edge]

cars don't exist

[graceful lintel]

Well smash

[hasty raven]

He bites me when I try to pet him

[mild apex]

i see, rm50 prize?

[digital phoenix]

yeah kinda anticlimatic but i got a nice medal

[mild apex]

clearly insane

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[digital phoenix]

i still wanna try to get a trophy tho thats top 10

[mild apex]

current fide rating?

[hasty raven]

I'm stuck in Champion League rn

[graceful lintel]

At this point it doesn't even matter

[digital phoenix]

1227 still same

[grim edge]

glue

[mild apex]

wait how

unrated otb???

[grim edge]

some commercials use glue instead of cheese to make it extra stringy so

[mild apex]

weird commercials

[grim edge]

HOLT SHIT BRO IVE BEEN ON A 3 MINUTE COMMERCIAL

[digital phoenix]

i was 1143 before that tournament

[grim edge]

I DONT WANT TO SEE GETBULLSEYEPRO

[vague sluice]

Skip add

[grim edge]

NO ITS ON THE TV

[mild apex]

[grim edge]

ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR LEGIT 5 MINUTES

GETBULLSEYEPRO IS SHIT

[vague sluice]

Get off cable then

[grim edge]

OH MY GOD AM I ON A CHANNEL JUST FOR BULLSEYEPRO

[dim ridge]

my entire life i dont do anything with anyone

[digital phoenix]

irrelevant to u losing

[digital phoenix]

except for doing stupid things yeah

[grim edge]

im gonna send a nuke to bullseyepro hq

[little root]

engine's like "Actually, you had a couple misses and inaccuracies"
idc, best attacking game i ever played (I)

[digital phoenix]

is it the tire inflater

[grim edge]

for making a 20 minute commercial for their shitty inflator

[digital phoenix]

just buy an unbranded inflator itll do the same thing

[grim edge]

that's what I'm saying

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

they're talking about "inflates all tires in a single charge "

yeah so does a manual pump

the owners of bullseyepro are ugly aswell

no.

I cyberbully all the time!

[digital phoenix]

what

theres no way thats real

[tight lily]

hi

[grim edge]

he thinks he's doing something by advertising a scam on a chess server

yeah cause chess has cybercriminals

[digital phoenix]

do i ping mod on it cos it seems like ok

[grim edge]

it's a link I wouldn't necessarily click

just dm a mod to see if it's ok

Smurf

[digital phoenix]

im gonna ping mods

<@&745328830649991179> kinda looks extremely unnecessary to me

[graceful lintel]

💀

[hasty iris]

@digital phoenix is that link legit or no

[digital phoenix]

i have no idea

[hasty iris]

Cause it could be a fake embed

[tight lily]

yup ur right

[dim wraith]

hi

[digital phoenix]

ic3 gov is a real thing but i dont trust his link

[hasty iris]

You can hover to see the address I think

Idk tho I'm on mobile rn

[digital phoenix]

the link name matches

[grim edge]

he talking about "cybercrime"

[digital phoenix]

still not gonna click it

[grim edge]

lol just break ur device whag they gonna do

buy another one for u so they can still attack u??

[graceful lintel]

My IT sir gave me(my whole class) project abt cybercrime

[grim edge]

[tight lily]

GRAH WHY AM I HANGING EVERYTHING

[graceful lintel]

Ryo cruse

[tight lily]

[digital phoenix]

abolish the death sentence

[tight lily]

i've lost 50 ratings today

[graceful lintel]

Give me 30k to cure it

[mild apex]

so many las clones 💀

[fresh wind]

thanks

[graceful lintel]

Lost 60 yesterday

[dim ridge]

or what

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

You'll regret it

[dim ridge]

bro how are you he him and they them at teh same time

[tight lily]

i dont get the logic, im doing 3 brilliants to pekka but once i open a real game i start blundering everything

[dim ridge]

[tight lily]

smh

[mild apex]

dont ask, just follow

[dim ridge]

no

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[gloomy vector]

This is just disrespectful to the goat bro

4.46 💀💀

[dim ridge]

what does that mean

4.46

[gloomy vector]

If you put 10$ on Kasparov and he wins you get back 45$

That’s how little chances there are of Kasparov beating Aronian

[tight lily]

if u win against me in a chess game, u will give me 10 dollars

deal?

[graceful lintel]

What if I lose

[dim ridge]

i

[tight lily]

i will take 10 dollars from u then

[dim ridge]

really dont get that

[blazing ibex]

200 iq moment

[graceful lintel]

Nice deal

193730739383 iq

[tight lily]

yep

deal?

[graceful lintel]

Imma draw it then

[tight lily]

oh

[blazing ibex]

[tight lily]

then its different

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[tight lily]

then its only 5 dollars, im giving it to you. then you'll give me 15 dollars tho

[blazing ibex]

🤣

[tight lily]

:D

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Hm

[grim edge]

I will

[blazing ibex]

[tight lily]

:D

[grim edge]

Lol

I can beat 1500s in unrated but lose to 1000s in rated

Why am I so bad in rated

[grim edge]

You can give me diamond membership instead of 10 dollars

[dim wraith]

anyone wanna play chess

[graceful lintel]

Playing with me

[tight lily]

read it again probably

[dim wraith]

1600+ rated atleast

[grim edge]

give all the opponents the same rating

in your mind

[tight lily]

im not the one whos giving.

[grim edge]

Done

[tight lily]

if u win u give me :D

[grim edge]

If i lose

[white sorrel]

no horse

[tight lily]

yes bocchi

[grim edge]

U give?

[tight lily]

if i win u give, if u win u give

[grim edge]

I do

[tight lily]

if draw, then i give 5 dollars

then u give 15 dollars tho

[grim edge]

Ok

[tight lily]

basically im joking

lol

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cHb-pc8dcwFToOZl

Lol

[blazing ibex]

failure

[graceful lintel]

Skills issue

[blazing ibex]

🗿

[tight lily]

hru ryo

[grim edge]

Let me get to my alt

[graceful lintel]

Doing alr wby?

[tight lily]

me too

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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Blitz: 2634 (2639 peak)
Bullet: 2372 (2425 peak)

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-pixar-boring-bored-toy-story-gif-15718195464220599244

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 1713 (1793 peak)
Bullet: 1153 (1485 peak)

[tight lily]

imagine being rated 2600 smh

[graceful lintel]

Imagine not being rated 2600 smth

[dim wraith]

it's something we can't even imagine

[alpine spruce]

chess.com

[tight lily]

:D

[dire cargo]

STFU

[alpine spruce]

Lol

[tight lily]

lichess huh

[remote bramble]

i cant get to bullet 2450 i am angry

[tight lily]

l*chess

[dire cargo]

dont u dare bro

[grim edge]

so you dont have any problem i think its because u underestimate the 1000 rating more than the 1500 @grim edge

[remote bramble]

losing to some 2500 IMs who are probably 999 years old

[frank stratus]

I hovered and saw lich and laughed

[dire cargo]

RAYYYYYYYYYYY sup

[alpine spruce]

Advantage of not having image perms

[grim edge]

good Buenos dias

[tight lily]

do u have a title

[dire cargo]

i have image perms yo... what r u on about

[pseudo island]

can someone cuddle w/me

[grim edge]

no

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[alpine spruce]

No

[tight lily]

go play chess

[dire cargo]

im good too

[alpine spruce]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cHb-pc8dcwFToOZl

[dim wraith]

queen can

[alpine spruce]

It doesnt shows image

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[alpine spruce]

Of that video

[tight lily]

nice queen btw

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[tight lily]

1600 in chess.com how much in fide?

[grim edge]

Yes how do I stop

[grim edge]

1200

[gloomy vector]

Anybody can explain why dxc3 here is better than Bg4?

[alpine spruce]

100

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-queens-gambit-tv-show-beth-harmon-looking-up-anya-taylor-joy-orphan-chess-prodigy-gif-24724433

[grim edge]

think that they have the same level and play as hard as you can with both

[grim edge]

Ok I'll try

[alpine spruce]

Because it is what it is

[tight lily]

what kind of sac is that u disgusting mf expression

[grim edge]

sacced the p

[dire cargo]

its from queens gambit... its valid

[alpine spruce]

After she seen that image on book in queen's gambit ep 2

[grim edge]

pawn

[grim edge]

💪

[tight lily]

ik i watched it

i started chess after stefan zweigs book tho

[grim edge]

my pronouns are

[vague sluice]

when you calculate 7-10 moves for a puzzle but it ends after the first move

[timid wren]

good resource for dutch opening as black?

[dire cargo]

unknown/stalker

[grim edge]

nope

[tight lily]

my pronouns are i hung/ my rook

[grim edge]

its he/him & bongcloud/double bongcloud

[dire cargo]

u hug ur rook??💀

[tight lily]

hung

which is the past form of hang

[dire cargo]

oh... u hung it 💀

[tight lily]

ye

[grim edge]

where

[dire cargo]

aiit shud up

[grim edge]

Rook mean something else

who speaks spanish here

[tight lily]

i dont :D

[grim edge]

No one

not me

[grim edge]

😂

[dire cargo]

in someones back rank prolly

[grim edge]

u should say me not one ,one means 1

[grim edge]

No 1

[tight lily]

pls backrank checkmate me

[grim edge]

yea ure one

my pronouns are

[dire cargo]

he/him 💀

[grim edge]

oh no I/hung my queen.

[vague sluice]

chess pickup line #107 can i slide my rook into your back rank

[grim edge]

I just can't do it man

My pronouns are takes takes / and mate

Why can't I

[tight lily]

chess rizz

[grim edge]

Just lost to a 980

And almost beat a 1700

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-rosen-hype-excitement-happy-eric-gif-25135271

[pure chasm]

Chess pickup line: Can I checkmate your heart

[grim edge]

I am 156 and i have beaten 1800

Why am I so bad brk

[grim edge]

Your 1400 at least

[grim edge]

Chess pickup line: Can I mate you with my rook

[grim edge]

trust yourself also it can be that 1000 k more than the 1500 its just because he just stated playing after the 1500

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

No

[pure chasm]

Why did it do twice

[grim edge]

?

How do I get trusted role?

[graceful lintel]

Btw what happened to rosimo?

[grim edge]

yea some time it just the 1500 who started playing before th 1000

I just don't understand why I can beat 1400 1500s and lose to 1k

[pure chasm]

How do you get caught cheating

[grim edge]

Whos that pokemon

Help me

[grim edge]

/trust.

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

FBI will come to your home and put u in prison if you cheat

[graceful lintel]

Atleast bro tried

[pure chasm]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

/trust

[pure chasm]

I gotchu

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge shirohima?

[grim edge]

i put the period purposefully

[pure chasm]

Definitely

And I am Albert Einstein

[grim edge]

have u ever cheated

[graceful lintel]

[tulip dragon]

Are you a King? Because id love to mate you

[grim edge]

to do the command copy then remove period

[pure chasm]

I don't know how to even if I wanted to

[pure chasm]

Dam I am blushing

[grim edge]

ur profile says otherwise

[grim edge]

Marriage when

[pure chasm]

Which is

The username?

[graceful lintel]

Wth
Change ur profile theme I use dark theme 💀

The light my eyes

[pure chasm]

N o

[celest berry]

Magnus is overrated.

[pure chasm]

Storm is underrated

[grim edge]

@pure chasm Play me

[graceful lintel]

[vague sluice]

Chess pickup line #108 you promote my pawn into a rook

[pure chasm]

I am on phone

[grim edge]

Same

[grim edge]

andorid ew

[pure chasm]

I don't have chess installed nor I want to because fat fingers

[grim edge]

ur standing on it

[pure chasm]

Shut up who buys iphone from parents

[grim edge]

Ohk

[pure chasm]

Don't flex not earned money 😶

[vague sluice]

"unearned"

[pure chasm]

Valid

[grim edge]

i earned it

WHY AM I SO BAD AT TH8S GAME

i work as a nurse

[pure chasm]

Well specifically he didn't earm it

[grim edge]

ur standing on it

[pure chasm]

Good job dude

[pure chasm]

How no I mean using it

[grim edge]

Pyschopath

Magnus is no1 in bullet on chess.com with 3361 rating

Rn

[pure chasm]

He is better then magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

Low elo

[vague sluice]

just wait till you hear what my major is

[grim edge]

jk

[grim edge]

What

[grim edge]

You call no1 low elo

[grim edge]

jk

[vague sluice]

im working on becoming a mortician

[grim edge]

whats that

[grim edge]

Yes I'm 4000 elo

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Says the 500-999

[vague sluice]

so everytime cole messes up i get a new customer

[pure chasm]

I am trying to be a sociologist

[grim edge]

I was 1k before I dropped today

[pure chasm]

Sociology is cool

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

so basically constant daily customers

[grim edge]

if u ever struggle with work, tell me ill mess up on purpose

Why u guys going for the low paying jobs tf

[grim edge]

No your not Magnus is no1 in bullet rn with 3361

Npcs

[vague sluice]

bet

[grim edge]

best worker duo fr

sorry

Hi

[pure chasm]

How do people play chess on phone if their phone is smaller then their hand

[vague sluice]

damn right]

[grim edge]

I hate chess

[vague sluice]

i can tell

[pure chasm]

I love chess

[grim edge]

I would like chess if my elo was higher

[grim edge]

How did you titled from fide 2700 to 500-999

[pure chasm]

Get better at middlegame

[sick moat]

bobby fischer fell off fr 💀

[grim edge]

magnus carlsen

[vague sluice]

OMG OMG GUYS ITS BOBBY FISCHER
!!!

[grim edge]

i s gud at it

[grim edge]

the women hater!

S9meone tell me how to get 1700 elo

[grim edge]

I like bobby Fischer

[digital phoenix]

billy boy bob

[grim edge]

he was good at chess but defo autistic

[pure chasm]

People lack confident and mentality to even get a high rating

Get better at it

[digital phoenix]

im confident now wheres my rating

[grim edge]

every person whos crazy good at something is lowkey autistic

[pure chasm]

You are high rated

[vague sluice]

cole how was your day?

[digital phoenix]

give me more

[pure chasm]

Then a comedian is insecure?

[grim edge]

As a nurse*

S9meone tell me how to get 1500 elo

[pure chasm]

Nty

[grim edge]

glad you ask, it was decent wbu

[vague sluice]

in general

[pure chasm]

Overconfident?

[grim edge]

Give money to chess.com

[grim edge]

im not seriously a nurse 😭

[grim edge]

Don't lie urNurse

[vague sluice]

glad to hear, same here. Fairly simple day. been watching the new seaeson of Vinland Saga

[pure chasm]

Hm

[grim edge]

whats it about

[vague sluice]

Viking Anime

[grim edge]

It's about some humans

[pure chasm]

I would but I am on phone and dont wanna install CC because of my fat fingers

[grim edge]

shoot

[pure chasm]

I wanna increase my bullet rating

Blitz sucks

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 1758 (2049 peak)

[grim edge]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

damn ur bad

[pure chasm]

Yes

Compared to you I am

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bored scum (justaadvancedwildsnake)

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Rapid: 936 (1600 peak)
Blitz: 779
Bullet: 771

[digital phoenix]

ur blitz and rapid is like a million years apart

[grim edge]

/profile

[runic raven]

nahh y'all wanna see garbage?

[pure chasm]

I never play Blitz

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 205 (817 peak)

[pure chasm]

Blitz sucks for ne

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 1103 (1168 peak)

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Rapid: 1194 (1210 peak)
Blitz: 840 (849 peak)
Bullet: 652 (777 peak)

[grim edge]

I am 1000

[vague sluice]

nah you guys want to see washed

[pure chasm]

That's million years apart

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 660 (1223 peak)
Blitz: 713 (1142 peak)
Bullet: 519 (1148 peak)

[clear sequoia]

You need to talk on 5 different days after October 2022. So far, you've written messages only on 3 days after October 2022:

1. November 13 2022
2. November 19 2022
3. September 9 2023

[pure chasm]

Hi Doofus how's it going

[grim edge]

I started playing chess yesterday

[pure chasm]

And 1500 already?

🤔

[grim edge]

Jk

[clear sequoia]

nah @grim edge is just lying. Little kids, you know?

[grim edge]

i started playing chess 6 months ago

Jk

[pure chasm]

Fair

[sharp galleon]

grown ups are scary

[vague sluice]

actually?? same

[grim edge]

1 year i have playing

[grim edge]

we should play sometime

[pure chasm]

Logically speaking if someone dedicated their life to chess, on avg how much time to get 2000 rating Doofus

[vague sluice]

hmu anytime im down

[clear sequoia]

grown-ups don't write nonsense except when it's actually funny!

[grim edge]

what time is it for u rn

[vague sluice]

2:20 am

[sharp galleon]

more like y’all don’t have gen z humor

[vague sluice]

gotta love insomnia

[grim edge]

25:00

[clear sequoia]

Depends on their age when they do that. Somewhere between 1 year and never.

[grim edge]

did u eat dinner

[pure chasm]

Hm

[vague sluice]

yup

[lapis brook]

your not funny

[grim edge]

good

[vague sluice]

i had ramen then i ate some ribs

[pure chasm]

I seen a 10 year old being 2200 rated

[vague sluice]

yourselfl??

[pure chasm]

Interesting no?

[grim edge]

yea i ate too

[vague sluice]

his name was Magnus Carlsen

[bright folio]

no

[grim edge]

Was that Magnus has a 10 year old

[pure chasm]

No

[grim edge]

hi

[bright folio]

not intresting

[pure chasm]

How come

[bright folio]

hi too

[grim edge]

u ate urself

[pure chasm]

Fide rating bro

He is 2200 fide

[grim edge]

yes so tatsy

[runic raven]

i've gone from wanting discord nitro years ago to not giving a damn abt any subscription to wanting chess.com premium

[grim edge]

ok

[pure chasm]

That's maturity

[grim edge]

Cannibal

[grim edge]

i want every subscription

[pure chasm]

Even the blue and white website?

[vague sluice]

even my of xd

[grim edge]

especially

[runic raven]

well that i can't say no to

[pure chasm]

The hell

[grim edge]

Magnus at 10 was rated 2000 fide

[runic raven]

fr?

[vague sluice]

he was also first board at the olympiad in like 03

[nimble niche]

im so rusty at rapid now

[pure chasm]

I don't know

[runic raven]

damnn

[nimble niche]

usually in blitz, i can just play aggressive and my opponents would find it difficult to hold

[tranquil mauve]

Does anyone Like london opening?

[grim edge]

magnus carlson

[tranquil mauve]

does he?

I am not sure

[nimble niche]

yeah we do have a few psychopaths active in this server

[tranquil mauve]

how about ruy lopez

[grim edge]

ayy filipino

i play the italian and caro kann

[vague sluice]

Chess pickup line #109 I hear you like blitz, I promise i'll last more than 5 min

[grim edge]

jk no im not

[nimble niche]

ruy lopez is fine as an opening, but you're a nerd if you play it properply

[bold willow]

the greatest opening!

[grim edge]

i play Halloween gambit bcus i favor position over material

[grim edge]

are u a guy aby

[vague sluice]

yup

[little root]

😢

[digital phoenix]

cole gonna run now trust

[vague sluice]

lmao

[grim edge]

966 elo now

[vague sluice]

unintentional bait

[runic raven]

looks like im gonna be bi again 🤠 (for aby)

[grim edge]

Dropped 100

[little root]

💪 Dw bro keep grinding

[grim edge]

no lmao

[vague sluice]

i already am:)

[grim edge]

i like guys

[tranquil mauve]

does anyone have a opening suggestion for me? I am 500 elo and every game i play it get more and more worst.

[runic raven]

u and me 😉

[grim edge]

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME GET 1400 WHY CAN I BEAT 1500S BUT LOSE TO 900S

[vague sluice]

as long as you're of age lmao

[runic raven]

bruh

[bold willow]

london 🙃

[little root]

Really? How mnay 1500s did you beat

[grim edge]

im straight

[tranquil mauve]

Ok

[runic raven]

ay chill im joking i ain't even legal 😭

[tranquil mauve]

I'ill try

[vague sluice]

good thing i didnt try going for you lmfao

[grim edge]

are u a boy or girl

[grim edge]

play the fried liver, free 200 elo

[grim edge]

10? I've also beat a 1700

[runic raven]

were u thinking of it 🤔

[vague sluice]

broski i already said im a dude

[runic raven]

ur not a dude ur a man 🥺

[grim edge]

ok

[little root]

But you lose to 900s?

[vague sluice]

thanks

[runic raven]

im hungry

[little root]

Damn I'll put you in my prayers tomorrow man, your brain rly doing like a zigzag graph

[grim edge]

On april 26 2004 Magnus become a grandmaster second youngest grandmaster ever at the time 13 years 147 days

[tranquil mauve]

Thanks

[vague sluice]

no offense but no

[lament jacinth]

How is bastoura online 24/7

[runic raven]

gud i wasn't either 😭

[vague sluice]

lmao

[torpid pike]

never turn your PC off

[little root]

Abishmanyu is youngest rii

[grim edge]

listen to me, play italian, then learn 2 gambits, if he plays his other knight out its friend liver, if he gets his bishop out play jeromes gambit. youll so many easy games

[torpid lintel]

There can be some reason for that

1. did you played too fast?
2. you didn't take 900 too seriously?
3. you missed your opponent or you could win a piece or checkmate?
   To find out analysis that game and try to learn from it

[lament jacinth]

Me when 4 digit electricity bill

[grim edge]

a normal pc barely adds up to electricity

its mostly the acs and fridges and heavy stuff

[little root]

Doesn't rly take much except if youre running some high performance components

[grim edge]

How hard is becoming a normal grandmaster not like a super gm

[lament jacinth]

Bastoras pc is unusual

[torpid pike]

me when I have a smart home and constantly run LED light panels across my walls

[twilit igloo]

One key reason maybe is that when you see a 900, you lay back and not focus because you think its gonna be an "easy" game and therefore you tend to make mistakes more.

[little root]

Live chess, eat chess, sleep chess, bathe chess, play chess, workout chess, brush chess

[torpid pike]

idk man I might play chess

[lament jacinth]

Bastora has the flux capacitor inbuilt into his PC

[vague sluice]

this, this right here

[grim edge]

Super gm is way harder then normal gm tho

[grim edge]

Idk i think I don't take seriously but idk how to take seriously

[torpid pike]

Bastoura is the flux capacitor

[grim edge]

date chess

[tranquil mauve]

what is he doesn't take the knight out.

[grim edge]

like vimun is doing

[torpid pike]

escalate with chess

[little root]

For supergm you have be a gm, die and be born again, then, combined with previous knowledge, you have enough time to be a super gm

[grim edge]

95 percent people do

[torpid pike]

use your rook on cheeses pawn😍

[cloud garnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87991128797

[worn ice]

mMichalM (894) vs. King1ess (930)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Bc5 4. Bxc6 bxc6 5. Nxe5 Qg5 6. Nf3 Qxg2 7. Rg1 [Qxf2#] 

[cloud garnet]

bro outplayed himself

[bold willow]

whats jeromes gambit?

[lament jacinth]

Marry chess, reproduce chess, divorce chess, depress chess.

[torpid pike]

Home Screen gambit >

[grim edge]

Super gm is much harder then normal gm

[keen parrot]

?

[little root]

Yeah ik that's why you have to follow that process

[grim edge]

a really dumb gambit, it works till 1500. look it up its -5 on the engine but only if they know the move. its mostly a gambit either ur better or ur much worse

[keen parrot]

bro chose the wrong time to trash talk me

[grim edge]

gotta date chess to be a gm

[keen parrot]

if anything dating makes your chess worse

[little root]

Best thing is once u get the title it's for life so u can just leave chess after

[vague sluice]

i mean he has a point

[grim edge]

aw sucks for u then

[grim edge]

Yo can u tell me why I can consistently beat 1500s but lose to 900s I just dropped out of 1000

[grim edge]

they dont take u seirously

[torpid lintel]

1. Always make sure to look if you or your opponent can win piece look check,captures and attacks.

2. use your time if you play fast you will miss lot of things (check mate, hanging piece and more!) So make sure to use your time

And more!

[lapis brook]

Do you date

[grim edge]

get back together with chess.

[grim edge]

A 1700 said I could be 1400 tho

[torpid pike]

nuh uh🦌🚜🇺🇸🧑🏻‍🌾🤠

[main sparrow]

☕

Sup

[grim edge]

play me if u beat me thats true

Magnus got 2800 fide at 18

[grim edge]

I use my time and am usually down by 3 minutes and still blunder

[keen parrot]

you already know the answer, you even asked for her picture like a few days ago

[grim edge]

Ok

[torpid pike]

if Satan said you could be God, how would you react

[lapis brook]

I did not

[grim edge]

send me the link

Dating makes me puke

[torpid lintel]

Did you looked if you or your opponent have an attack or if they can win , checkmate or something?

[torpid pike]

Typical chess discord member

[keen parrot]

...

[vague sluice]

without care(I'm pagan)

[torpid pike]

fair assessment

[grim edge]

bro shes 16

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/89GP5

[past sluice]

Hi

[torpid pike]

Guys

[torpid lintel]

Maybe send a game and I try to analysis it for you :) @grim edge

[grim edge]

Ok after this game?

[torpid lintel]

Hello!

[torpid pike]

What if I get 6k elo on chess.com and refuse to ever play anyone in person

it’s a master plan

[torpid lintel]

I mean the game where you lose against 900

[grim edge]

@grim edge wya

[little root]

You get interrogated at about 2800+

[grim edge]

Yes

[little root]

If you refuse to reply and keep gaining elo you get banned

[grim edge]

accept

[torpid lintel]

Send it

[grim edge]

im about to get my ass torn by a bull

[torpid pike]

Fair enough

[keen parrot]

what does age have to do with it

[grim edge]

If this shi is rated u gon get banned

play

[grim edge]

why

tournaments

sam

[grim edge]

U can't play a rated custom game without the other players consent

[grim edge]

it isnt rated fam

[grim edge]

Ok

[torpid pike]

I am chess

my spirit animal is 8-bit queen

[vague sluice]

I am the night

[torpid pike]

I’m black

I vanish in the night😈

[grim edge]

i am ur bf

i ohno i hung my queen

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1250 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 1097 (peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1375 peak)

[torpid pike]

bush reveal?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Samihan Chatterjee (sam-xo)

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Name: Samihan Chatterjee (sam-xo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1219 (1328 peak)
Blitz: 2038 (peak)
Bullet: 1496 (peak)

[grim edge]

DAWG

[grim edge]

im not gay

...

[torpid pike]

so…?

[torpid pike]

show us the tip to prove it

[vague sluice]

pingu

[grim edge]

no u are not

[torpid pike]

the last guy on the human centipede gets no remjob😔

[grim edge]

wdym

[vague sluice]

whoops forgot i was replying to that lol

[grim edge]

Bro resigned after 1 blunder💀

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

gg fam lets rematch im gonna get serious

[grim edge]

Ok

i was texting here

[vague sluice]

thats why i prefer the human circle

[grim edge]

lemme get my mouse

[grim edge]

Same

[torpid pike]

Womp womp

[grim edge]

I'm on mobile

Send game

[torpid pike]

I’m more of a human trapezoid kinda guy but I can respect good taste when I see them

[vague sluice]

respectable

[keen parrot]

human pentagon clears

[grim edge]

accept

[torpid pike]

@keen parrot real

[vague sluice]

im more of a human pentagram guy myself

[torpid pike]

Human cube😜

[grim edge]

Ion see an invite

[cloud garnet]

.

[vague sluice]

jk jk

[grim edge]

look in cc

[vague sluice]

human sacrifice for me

[grim edge]

Ion see

[torpid pike]

sacrifice people who eat pineapple on pizza

[vague sluice]

end me then

[torpid pike]

I knew it

[grim edge]

link in dms

[cloud garnet]

938🎆

[torpid pike]

No shot, I’m not a sweet bread person

[keen parrot]

what link 😏

[grim edge]

mating with queens

[cloud garnet]

bread

[torpid pike]

bread

[keen parrot]

a queen can't get mated silly

[vague sluice]

Can i put my link in your dms

[torpid pike]

It’s an acquired taste idk if I wanna acquire

[vague sluice]

XD

[grim edge]

idk

[keen parrot]

i choose to abstain before marriage

[grim edge]

is the answer

[vague sluice]

"proposes"

[keen parrot]

rejects.

[vague sluice]

"dies"

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[vague sluice]

to many rules

[grim edge]

No more green?

is fried liver good?

[grim edge]

Very good

ok

[keen parrot]

very tasty

[grim edge]

if u know how to play it

[bleak thicket]

Hi

[grim edge]

i know

guioco piano better tho

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

play bc5 then? 💀

[vague sluice]

how was your day, tilt?

[keen parrot]

i just woke up like 20 mins ago man

[vague sluice]

damn what time is it for ya

[keen parrot]

its almost noon

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Umar Zia (thechessguy197)

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Name: Umar Zia (thechessguy197)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 608 (996 peak)

[vague sluice]

oh its 2:50 am for me

[keen parrot]

i somehow slept for 12 fuxking hours

[vague sluice]

holy shit

[tropic plaza]

I cant even sleep past 7hrs wtf

[vague sluice]

i get like 1-2 a night

that's called a coma

[tropic plaza]

Nah you died and but god didnt want you

Even satan dont even want you so they sent you back

[bleak thicket]

isnt that a good thing?

[vague sluice]

drip

[tropic plaza]

When a guy who loves everyone but doesnt love you, i dont think its a good thing

[bleak thicket]

nah god loves everyone

[tawny olive]

not true man

[tawny olive]

shrimpy

[vague sluice]

what the hell is that????>??

[bleak thicket]

so cute

[grim edge]

Bid without the r

[bleak thicket]

there is only one god

[vague sluice]

chris hemsworth

[bleak thicket]

breh

[grim edge]

😂

[cerulean stirrup]

Evening guys

[keen parrot]

Nick Cage

[vague sluice]

this, this right here

and his son jim carrey

[grim edge]

Evening

[tawny olive]

everyone is god

[keen parrot]

he even looks like jesus

[cerulean stirrup]

So is there a new role color for the I hate trusted role?

[vague sluice]

you've got a point

[bleak thicket]

Guys I think the guy im playing with is using an engine

[cerulean stirrup]

If I said my philosophy or my beliefs it would be confusing

[vague sluice]

hey man it's against server rules to show your little woody

[bleak thicket]

alr wait

[cerulean stirrup]

Like I ask myself questions that drive a man insane

[cerulean stirrup]

And would probably make people doubt what they believe in

[tawny olive]

roblox man

[vague sluice]

@keen parrot @grim edge off to finish my anime, have a good night/day

[keen parrot]

bye

[bright folio]

sup guys

anyone wanna play blitz

[tawny olive]

yes

[bright folio]

https://play.chess.com/83Ajg

click link

[cerulean stirrup]

Basically the question goes by this "Who was the God that made the world?" "Who was the god that made the god that made this world?" and it goes on and on from there so much that even infinity wouldn't be appropriate for it. Or the other word that can describe it even infinity can't wouldn't even describe it

[forest steeple]

Is this normal

[cerulean stirrup]

Now apply that to everything

Clever

[cerulean stirrup]

And that is only just one part of my mind's endless questions

It goes and on from there

And that's also my view in chess

[grim edge]

buh bye

[cerulean stirrup]

Like the reason I use openings that don't require the opponent making a specific move is because I think that the guy would play one wrong move and ruin the entire opening

You can do it

[torpid pike]

I am a coochie cadet, can’t relate

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1258 (peak)
Blitz: 1097 (peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1375 peak)

[cerulean stirrup]

Dang

[torpid pike]

Would you like to see mine?

Sure why not?

[white sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-gif-18060730

[torpid pike]

real

[grim edge]

@grim edge hell na bro u aint 1400

[grim edge]

I beat 1500s

I almost beat u tbh

[grim edge]

u aint beating me th0

[grim edge]

I almost did

[grim edge]

aint

I was up 2

Ran out of time

It's 3 am for me

[grim edge]

when litt there was mate on the board

i saced rook on purpose

[grim edge]

I beat u the first time

[white sorrel]

@grim edge aren't u 990 i checked your acc

[grim edge]

dawg u litt is such a sore loser that game was 5 moves, ill beat u how many times u want

[grim edge]

960

[torpid pike]

one sec I can show you our entire vichidite

[white sorrel]

yes u dropped lol i thought u saied ur gonna go up

[grim edge]

Why can't u speak normally

play me again ill beat u again

[grim edge]

Idk man

[grim edge]

play me again ill beat yo ass again

[grim edge]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

This is the Chess.com profile of ciao. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1258 (peak)
Blitz: 1097 (peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1375 peak)

[nimble niche]

i have almost 63k

[grim edge]

Talk normally

[nimble niche]

62923 is the number it's showing rn

[grim edge]

send me a link homie

[torpid pike]

I own 7 of the cars in this pic, the rest are owned by the vichidites and the Hamilton collection.*

[grim edge]

i gave his ass 30 extra seconds yet he lkost on time

[torpid pike]

40

[cloud garnet]

guys what is the average in Rapid ?

[tropic plaza]

That yrs?

[torpid pike]

and I have a few more for street racing and shows exclusively if you’d like to see them as well

[grim edge]

I was texting

[torpid pike]

Yes

[cloud garnet]

Can I ask whats your job?

[tropic plaza]

Cool

[torpid pike]

Are you familiar with Kawasaki Motors?

the motorcycle company^

[cloud garnet]

yes

of course

your a share holder?

[little root]

You can give someone time?

[torpid pike]

I’m a communications and media administrator and my grandfather was a former board member, I believe he was head of tech

[torpid pike]

I do have a quite a lot of shares, but none worth mentioning lol

[cloud garnet]

@torpid pike would you recommend this job?

[torpid pike]

No

[grim edge]

it was added rn

[cloud garnet]

but the pay is good no?

[torpid pike]

Of course! But pay doesn’t equate to a good job

[little root]

Are you joking?

[torpid pike]

Don’t misunderstand, I love it, but it’s very demanding!😄

[little root]

I can't tell

[cloud garnet]

lol your cars do

[torpid pike]

I have a car addiction😔

[grim edge]

no

only in unrated ig

[torpid pike]

Would you like to see the 350Z I just finished building?

[torpid pike]

I take pride in it, even though I can’t drift for shit.

[nimble niche]

yes if you challenged them, not in random matchmaking games though

[grim edge]

looooooooooooooooooooooool

[little root]

Materialistic mindsets don't usually end well, best thing is to find purpose in what you're doing and not just must buy 50m cars and 1B dollar houses and stuff

[cloud garnet]

Im doing car lessons on a mechanical gear and I love it (btw 36 lesson)

[white sorrel]

cant send a live game

[cloud garnet]

I slightly agree

[torpid pike]

Nice! I don’t have the patience for 36 lessons, I’d rather just drive, crash, repeat until I master it all

[worn ice]

Sorry! I couldn't display the game from https://www.chess.com/game/81573661192 .
Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.

[grim edge]

i can

[cloud garnet]

I have to do 28 lessons to be able to do a driving test

[grim edge]

wrong link

[cloud garnet]

laws

[grim edge]

sorry

[cloud garnet]

😦

[worn ice]

CK_DNA (422) vs. sesegelArda45 (232)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 f5 4. d4 f4 5. Bxf4 c6 6. Nc3 g5 7. Bxg5 h5 8. [Bxd8] 

[grim edge]

⬆️

i can

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1258 (peak)
Blitz: 1097 (peak)
Bullet: 1303 (1375 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Illyio (illyio)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1585 (peak)
Blitz: 1426 (1518 peak)
Bullet: 1332 (1387 peak)

[cloud garnet]

I couldv bought a car with the total price of the lessons

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> whyleilaloh

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 293 (767 peak)
Blitz: 224

[cerulean stirrup]

That penguins looks cute

[white sorrel]

ur not allowed to send live games because if someone gives u moves ur basically cheating and will be banned trust me or not xd

[torpid pike]

616 according to my last dyno run but it should be at roughly 630 wheel rn, I wanted it to be a drift car, but the interior is so minimalistic and it’s so slow that I couldn’t deal

[dim wraith]

anyone wanna play blitz?

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

[cloud garnet]

congrads 🎆

[grim edge]

@grim edge how much are u gonn lose fam

[grim edge]

When are u gunna talk normally

[grim edge]

gunna

[grim edge]

its pointless if the opponet does 1 move off

[grim edge]

Thought that free horse was a trap ngl

[torpid pike]

It finally sent😭

[cerulean stirrup]

I used to call the knight a horse

[cloud garnet]

100$ 2 - 45 minute lessons @torpid pike

[cerulean stirrup]

Bruh

[torpid pike]

that’s not too bad imo

[grim edge]

Isn't it called a Horse

[cerulean stirrup]

Nope

[cloud garnet]

Ik there are teachers who take more

[grim edge]

u lost

[cloud garnet]

*18

[cerulean stirrup]

Cole is there a new role color for the I hate trusted role?

[nimble niche]

the horsey is the best piece

[cerulean stirrup]

Amen

But I digress

[grim edge]

no lmao

[cloud garnet]

Q joins the chat

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[cloud garnet]

Rook joins the chat

[nimble niche]

horses are better than queens

[cerulean stirrup]

Yeah

[cloud garnet]

wdym

[cerulean stirrup]

Because I hate queens

[cloud garnet]

3800 rating

[jade fiber]

/trust

[cloud garnet]

3800 elo

[boreal cosmos]

you cant

[cerulean stirrup]

/trust

[jade fiber]

Its been exactly 4 months and 4 days since I play cgess

I lost to a 230 elo player

[bright folio]

cool

[torpid pike]

Bear with me here, but I own a 2019 Porsche GT3RS, 2020 Porsche 992 GT3, 2018 Bentley Continental GT, 2019 Lamborghini Aventador SVJ, 2019 Nissan GTR r35, 1990 Ferrari F40, 2020 Ferrari SF90 hybrid, Aston Martin Vantage (V8☹️), 2006 Nissan 350Z, 2019 Camaro SS, 2018 Challenger R/T, and a few more

[jade fiber]

What color is your buggati

[little root]

You own? Or the company owns and you're allowed access?

[torpid pike]

my fiancé has claimed my Aston Martin DBX707 as her own, as well as my SV

[nimble niche]

you can but you'll get a warning from a mod

[torpid pike]

These are my personal vehicles, Kawasaki only gives me motorcycles💀

[grim edge]

I wouldn't have if I knew it wasn't a trap tbh

[torpid pike]

It’s called dragon paste! You can change the color of your flames with it

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-heh-interesting-confused-confusion-gif-22475884

[little root]

Right. Maintenance costs must be smooth sailing 💀

[jade fiber]

My biggest flex is my Piss and Ice marble fade karambit in csgo

[cloud garnet]

for free or to use

[torpid pike]

But if you’re asking how to backfire in general, you could get a flame toon, but it cost a lot of gas, it basically just floods gas into your engine as aggressively as possible.

[jade fiber]

Im curious how people would use crazy azz expensive cars in the street

[torpid pike]

both, I own a Ninja 650, Ninja 400 and Ninja H2 (all stock) but I’m pretty shit at riding so they just collect dust at the moment

[cerulean stirrup]

Idc about skins to be honest

I like the defaults more

[jade fiber]

Too risky , no?

[torpid pike]

Hell yeah, it cost more to let them sit there than to drive them😭

[little root]

To flex

[cloud garnet]

@torpid pikeI want to get my license so I can buy a second hand car and repaint rebuild it

[jade fiber]

Bro my piss and ice karambit marble fade gives you condifence

[cloud garnet]

like some basic stuff

like Il watch some vids

[cerulean stirrup]

Skins give me regrets

[jade fiber]

A silver 1 using it will have a skill of nova 3

[jade fiber]

Thats why dont buy skins, you get em

[cerulean stirrup]

I know

[jade fiber]

🔥

[flint fox]

Wot. Is happenin

[cerulean stirrup]

Besides I never even use the skins in call of duty

[torpid pike]

I honestly couldn’t tell you, I’ve only driven my Lamborghinis and street cars recently, but nonetheless, the feeling of awkwardness from people recording you 24/7 or asking for rides kinda goes away after the first year. In my opinion, just being able to drive what you want how you want makes it worth it to me.

[cloud garnet]

wat. is not happening

[white sorrel]

Stalemate at 0.1

[cerulean stirrup]

Who cares about expensive cars

[white sorrel]

i mean ur underaged prob so

[flint fox]

Elon musk

[cloud garnet]

project cars are cool

[cerulean stirrup]

Cutting it close there

[torpid pike]

Nice! You can’t go wrong with a ground up build either, as long as you love it, it’s gonna turn out amazing😄

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm 15

[gentle steppe]

I don't think u will respond but this discord server also states that no gender talks are allowed and u did nothing to stop it

[torpid pike]

That’s insane!😭

[cerulean stirrup]

And even if I want a car I would get a cheap one

That is good

[white sorrel]

suprising

[cloud garnet]

can I ask how old are you? Im 17 btw

[cerulean stirrup]

And effective

[torpid pike]

Currently, my Camaro is totaled because I drove it into a wall at 140mph, so you can disregard that from the list ^-^

[nimble niche]

half the server act like they're underage

[torpid pike]

I’m 23

[jade fiber]

I dont feel safe driving it in streets considering the replacement parts cost a left nut and I live in a large population country

[cloud garnet]

nice

[keen parrot]

very real

[torpid pike]

If you can afford the car, you can afford to f it up

[white sorrel]

he has a roblox pfp

[jade fiber]

Good point.

[torpid pike]

people that own cars just to be a prick and flex are NPCs

[gentle steppe]

Good intentions but bad idea

[cerulean stirrup]

Just because I have a PFP does not mean I am a kid

[flint fox]

How do u measure?

1. Kilometers
2. Miles

[keen parrot]

that's why you lie about owning them instead

[grim edge]

road

[white sorrel]

roblox pfp does mean ur

[gilded flower]

Toes

[nimble niche]

i mean i cant say anything, im also very mentally unstable a lot of the time

[jade fiber]

Like those extra horsepower aint gonna work if theres thousand of thousands of cars in the street

[cerulean stirrup]

Okay 1 I only use this because I can't draw my OC

[torpid pike]

LOL that’s wild😭

[cerulean stirrup]

2 I play what I like okay?

[torpid pike]

Womp womp

[cerulean stirrup]

Besides I play Entrenched

[flint fox]

Wtf is that tho

[cerulean stirrup]

And none of this cringe P2W Roblox games

[cerulean stirrup]

Basically trench war game

[jade fiber]

be a anime girl simulator is the best roblox game

[cerulean stirrup]

If you genuinely like it okay then

[grim edge]

@grim edge fam

lose less

[torpid pike]

after is sending

[jade fiber]

I cant wait spending 12 dollars on a new maid suit

[flint fox]

what is a furlong

[grim edge]

is that yours

[grim edge]

My iq too low

[flint fox]

The mechanic is either crying or laughing so hard rn

[torpid pike]

yeah, but I’m likely just gonna part it out

140mph+wall

[nimble niche]

if you use kilometre but call it kilometer, idk what's wrong with you

[torpid pike]

both

[torpid pike]

this is why I don’t like American muscle, it makes me feel like I’m invincible and shit like this happens☹️

[flint fox]

I don't give a shit abt spelling tho like why r ppl arguing about it

[wanton gulch]

He's American

[flint fox]

I'M NOT AMERICAN I'M TAGALOG U GOOFY

[grim edge]

I have no friends

[nimble niche]

only americans spell it as kilometer instead of kilometre

[flint fox]

I'm not american.

[torpid pike]

what is a tagalog

[wanton gulch]

Americans use the e before r

[flint fox]

Da philippines

[wanton gulch]

Like center, meter etc