💬〡general-off-topic

[onyx ermine]

@grim edgestop saying bullshit ty

[acoustic mason]

Oh right

[pastel phoenix]

I lost 0-20 in a row to the same opponent

[grim edge]

De nada!

[wheat falcon]

gm :3

[grim edge]

holy shi ur on a sheeak

[grim edge]

Welcome

[onyx ermine]

you too

[grim edge]

why are u playing a Gm

[pastel phoenix]

What’s a GM

[vestal kestrel]

clyde gave it out for people to fill in i think but

[fossil epoch]

it's a gm bro

[grim edge]

He is too pro

[queen arch]

[pastel phoenix]

Oh wait

[queen arch]

wot

[grim edge]

fam u know a gm that’s insane 😭

[pastel phoenix]

It’s means grandmaster

[pastel phoenix]

No?

[grim edge]

hola!

[onyx ermine]

i am gm only on League of legends sry

[pastel phoenix]

Why?💀

[grim edge]

how did u meet him

[grim edge]

gms r crazy good at chess

[onyx ermine]

to difficult on chess to get gm

[pastel phoenix]

We challenged?

[grim edge]

In restaurant , her*

[queen arch]

hola

[onyx ermine]

gm are god of chess

[queen arch]

buenos dias

[grim edge]

ur lucky

[nimble niche]

I've met max illingworth irl before

[frozen plume]

pragg just did 2 brilliants in 1 match lol

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

Not forgetting to mention

[nimble niche]

At the time I was only 10 and didn't really know who illingworth was

[grim edge]

buenos dias mucho gusto Chamdi!

[nimble niche]

Now i know he's one of Australia's top players

[pastel phoenix]

I lost to 2 other GMs, one in bullet, other was blitz and they were RATED💀💀💀💀

Bro lost (+0) rating

[queen arch]

tu hablas ingles

[grim edge]

[wheat falcon]

thats foul 😭

[gaunt haven]

es un placer conocerte también

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[pastel phoenix]

Wym?

[digital kindle]

Guys i am stucked at 1850 puzzle rating what should i do

[wheat falcon]

no rating lost for them

[grim edge]

disculpe

[wheat falcon]

thats just an insult 😭

[onyx ermine]

@digital kindlebuy my lessons

[grim edge]

Meth

[pastel phoenix]

Those games were win is +16 draw is +8 and lose is +0

But why +0 for loss?

[queen arch]

adios

[grim edge]

Nice ratings bro

[grim edge]

how do u meet so many gms

[nimble niche]

I've gotten my game analysed by a gm for free before

[onyx ermine]

@onyx erminety how do you know my real rating ?*

[pastel phoenix]

Nothing sus

[gaunt haven]

Hablo en nombre de chamdi porque no sabe español.

[grim edge]

cuz ur 800 and theyre 2400

[nimble niche]

For a magazine

[pastel phoenix]

One was 2800

[digital kindle]

How much it cost

[grim edge]

they play u cuz ur a girl ofc

[grim edge]

thats acc so crazy

[onyx ermine]

@digital kindlefree for you cause you ar my bae

[nimble niche]

so am i though

[grim edge]

All of them was girl he met them at restaurant

[grim edge]

Yo hablas espanol wanna practice a little bit

[grim edge]

do u pull any gms

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[digital kindle]

I want your lessons

[grim edge]

Baile

[nimble niche]

ive only ever played 2 gms before online

[onyx ermine]

chicas @grim edge

[nimble niche]

only 2 before

[grim edge]

i wanna play a gm

[grim edge]

No chicas yo un nino

[gaunt haven]

Soy un novato en el ajedrez pero estoy seguro

[pastel phoenix]

Other is 2500

[grim edge]

ive never played a master

[onyx ermine]

@onyx ermine vamos a comer@grim edge

[grim edge]

i know an IM tho hes a friend

[pastel phoenix]

I searched up any title

30 games lol

[nimble niche]

If you don't count a win in a simul where a CM was going easy on me, I've never beaten a master otb

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

bro how r u getting so many gms

[pastel phoenix]

GMs are no simps

[grim edge]

did u win any

[pastel phoenix]

I have 22 against GMs, ofc I lost all

[grim edge]

holy shi?

[grim edge]

how do u get them

[gaunt haven]

nice

[pastel phoenix]

Ur a simp

[livid lake]

I beat an FM and im 1000

[grim edge]

how fam

[queen arch]

this is not a rainbow pawn

[pastel phoenix]

Coz I’m Darius

[queen arch]

it is a g*y pawn

[grim edge]

Very bad i beat fm when I was 100

[pastel phoenix]

Ur a simp for random girls on the internet

[grim edge]

r u in a gm only discord server

[grim edge]

wtf r u sayin

[pastel phoenix]

No lol

[livid lake]

was not kidding but funny

[grim edge]

Example - bailey

[pastel phoenix]

I randomly got matched

[grim edge]

shes 28 leave me alone

[pastel phoenix]

In open challenge

[grim edge]

shes a friend thats it

[pastel phoenix]

Go click on those high rating

[nimble niche]

I have 149 games with 50 wins, 12 draws and 87 losses

[grim edge]

Age dont matter

[acoustic mason]

You can say gay, it won't hurt you

[pastel phoenix]

How???

[queen arch]

i am muslim

[grim edge]

Do you eat pork

[mild quarry]

you should hate gays

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[gaunt haven]

u mean chuslim?

[grim edge]

im gonna try n play a gm

[queen arch]

no

[queen arch]

never

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a miss?

[grim edge]

D4

[gaunt haven]

i heard that muslims pray to pigs

[pastel phoenix]

What could he have done?

[nimble niche]

Because Nb4 was better

[grim edge]

What does to d4?

[frozen plume]

bro lives under a rock

[nimble niche]

Nb4 is pretty obvious if you see that it says miss

[grim edge]

Idk

[gaunt haven]

dont call ur mom a rock

[frozen plume]

bro got the no girls rizz 💯

[turbid quarry]

what happens if you touch a piece but it has no legal moves? is it a penalty? does it not count?

[nimble niche]

It mightnt be the most obvious thing when playing quickly

[grim edge]

how do i set my opponent rating to 2500

[grim edge]

Idk

[frozen plume]

atleast i have one fatass

[digital kindle]

@pastel phoenix are you a gm dude

[grim edge]

He got boys rizz

[pastel phoenix]

It’s an inaccuracy

[nimble niche]

Nb4 because you couldn't kick out the knight and Bf5 was coming with control over c2 and d3

[grim edge]

i wanna play a gm

[pastel phoenix]

No look at my rating

[nimble niche]

Then idk

[gaunt haven]

yea nd im under her

[grim edge]

Play with wgm

[gaunt haven]

..

[turbid quarry]

guys?

[digital kindle]

Oh do you know anyone gm here

[pastel phoenix]

In higher depth it’s a miss

[grim edge]

how

[pastel phoenix]

See?

[pastel phoenix]

You guys chose the wrong move

[frozen plume]

brother are you actually 12? instead of speaking actual garbage maybe open up wikipedia and learn something about islam.

[grim edge]

beg

[grim edge]

how do u play gms i need help

[pastel phoenix]

Idk

[grim edge]

i wanna play a gm wtf

[nimble niche]

No penalty, I believe

[wheat falcon]

daily puzzle w

[nimble niche]

I've done that otb to troll my friends before

[grim edge]

do u randomly get them?

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a miss

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[nimble niche]

Just look at engine lines

[pastel phoenix]

You should get more than me

[grim edge]

can you guys review this game for me? https://www.chess.com/game/81566703044

[pastel phoenix]

Ur higher rated

[grim edge]

She became gm without learning theory

[grim edge]

what do u enter the rating range

[nimble niche]

Engine will tell you much more than what I will ever be able to tell you

[livid lake]

over the board chess especially classical is dumb

[pastel phoenix]

Bro blundered a queen

[pastel phoenix]

What?

What would you have done if you were him?

[grim edge]

Smh

Him?!

[pastel phoenix]

-25 to inf

[old pebble]

i love chess

if u ahte chess i hate u

[pastel phoenix]

I get randomly paired with a 1800

[old pebble]

love chess and love life

[grim edge]

Bc5

[old pebble]

go love yourself or i will love ur mom

[frozen plume]

Like bro graduated elementary school from the mcdonalds wifi frrrr

[grim edge]

+0.01

[pastel phoenix]

Blud blundered💀💀💀💀

[livid lake]

hey please reveal how you played so many gms

[echo kestrel]

@deft shale Get banned you loser

[grim edge]

bro this 1600 is ass

[pastel phoenix]

Open challenges

[frozen plume]

what did he do?

[nimble niche]

you guys have no idea how badly I'd lose to titled players otb

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-here-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-what-went-down-how-did-things-go-gif-20430906

[mental cave]

vsing people who overestimate themselves when picking their skill range is so funny

[grim edge]

Pin knight with bishop

[echo kestrel]

Cheated and got banned lol

[grim edge]

bro what

why do they suck so much

[livid lake]

no seriously tell how

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/bishop_hanging I believe this is him

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

If I remember correctly

[nimble niche]

yeah that's him

[cerulean stirrup]

Should we call a mod?

[frosty fable]

I just figured out why my elo is so low

[echo kestrel]

Dang lol

[pastel phoenix]

I do that

[grim edge]

Because you don't cheat and you are nub

[frozen plume]

any 1000s wanna play? i think im 1000 but im 600 in chess

[pastel phoenix]

Bro don’t blunder

[livid lake]

what parameters do u put in the challenge

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[frosty fable]

That too but the main reason is I like to hang my queen for no reason

[grim edge]

What's best

[pastel phoenix]

Go to open challenges

[livid lake]

oh ok

[pastel phoenix]

And click on a high rating

[grim edge]

Botez gambit

[pastel phoenix]

Like Revisor

[grim edge]

ur lyin

[livid lake]

got it...but dont they abort the games

[pastel phoenix]

Revisor is a GM

[pastel phoenix]

No, they actually played

[dull marsh]

I accident use my sister shampoo

[pastel phoenix]

Or else how I play

[frosty fable]

I played this & then realised after a second what I did (I still won lmao)

[grim edge]

That shampoo increased your chromosomes

[dull marsh]

Yes

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[grim edge]

is this it

[grim edge]

You both blundered

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

@pastel phoenix

[grim edge]

how then

[nimble niche]

app user

[pastel phoenix]

Only works on the web version

[hard gyro]

What the fck-

[grim edge]

oh lemme get my laptop

[pastel phoenix]

On app you’ll get bad opponents

[grim edge]

[lime vector]

wghat

[frosty fable]

Nuh uh

[nimble niche]

imagine being 10 rating off the limit

[lime vector]

How am I already trusted

I only talked for 3 days'

[hard gyro]

Is this possible???

[frosty fable]

Game review says it's a miss 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

What

[nimble niche]

5 rating I meant

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[nimble niche]

Any puzzle is possible with an engine

[pastel phoenix]

What should the GM have done instead?

[grim edge]

What's best movee

[pastel phoenix]

You guys are suggesting blunders/miss

[nimble niche]

none of us has any clue because we're all shit at chess

[dull marsh]

The time im better then a queen

[pastel phoenix]

Prove ur good at chess

[grim edge]

how

[lime vector]

Alright strange thing

For Trusted, you have to talk on 5 different days
But I talked for 3 DAYS

[pastel phoenix]

Chart

[lime vector]

how????

[grim edge]

Qh4

so now i wait

[pastel phoenix]

No

[frosty fable]

Either you're cappin' or trippin'

[grim edge]

Qg5?

[lime vector]

No really, check my oldest message

[mental cave]

no?

[violet snow]

Hi everyone👋👋

[frosty fable]

Hola !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Stockfish is wrong

[violet snow]

@frosty fable what are you doing Man

[frosty fable]

wdym

[lime vector]

ok I am confused rn

[covert snow]

Breaking News! FIDE makes new title for Hans Niemann.

He is now a VM! (Vibrating Master)

[grim edge]

Ke2

[violet snow]

@frosty fable i dont understand

[pastel phoenix]

I said what should black do

[frosty fable]

What

[grim edge]

Ke7

[pastel phoenix]

So this is illegal

[grim edge]

@violet snow hi man just sign up its easy u dont need phone number or else i tried it trust me!

[mint yew]

White to move?

[frosty fable]

Play me

[violet snow]

@grim edge ok

[grim edge]

hi wanna play?

[grim edge]

Ba3

[pastel phoenix]

What should black have done instead

[grim edge]

👍 💪

[frosty fable]

That's what I said 😭😭😭

[mental cave]

Hans Niemann's playstyle is ass!

[covert snow]

Bg4 instead looks more promising but still achieves development

[grim edge]

ok lets go

[grim edge]

whats your name @frosty fable

[violet snow]

@grim edge Where do I register?

[frosty fable]

Shiro957

[grim edge]

H5

[grim edge]

chess.com

[frosty fable]

Do u have a chess.com account?

[covert snow]

Damn

[violet snow]

@frosty fable yes i have

[grim edge]

ill send u a friend request ok

[pastel phoenix]

Try again

[cerulean stirrup]

Okay

[frosty fable]

Then, go to #👾〡albert-spam & type /connect

[cerulean stirrup]

Stock fish is nuts

[frosty fable]

& follow the instructions

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

Ur just bad at chess

[mint yew]

e4? For black

[cerulean stirrup]

I know. Don't need to rub it in

[covert snow]

e4?

[grim edge]

Stockfish is nub that why it cant understand that ke2 is brilliant

[mental cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953024451132407838/1112712587520520262/unknown-1.gif

[cerulean stirrup]

And he lost to zero

[grim edge]

@frosty fable bro i cant find your name

[pastel phoenix]

Yep

[frosty fable]

wdym 😭😭

[grim edge]

play me

[frosty fable]

What's your name

[covert snow]

Bg4 and e4 are really the only two that made sense to me but I thought Bg4 first with ideas of e4

[rugged ravine]

How to be better at chess?

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[rugged ravine]

I want to defeat someone

[grim edge]

play chess

[latent oracle]

Play better

[pastel phoenix]

Bg4 is a miss

[past aurora]

how tf

[frosty fable]

Lawsuits

[grim edge]

are u scared

[grim edge]

my name is RayPro3045 can u add me instead ?

[pastel phoenix]

Lots of ppl were suggesting something else

[mint yew]

More PUZZLES :)

[covert snow]

Ik but im saying the reason I chose to suggest Bg4 first was that line of thinking

[echo kestrel]

Bro this is rigged

[grim edge]

ok got it

[swift panther]

Take a shit and you wont be shit

[frosty fable]

done

[pastel phoenix]

Nah bro💀💀💀💀

[snow pond]

if someone is 1700 blitz on lichess what is their rating on chess.com

[pastel phoenix]

Eval: +0.01

Stock fish: Blunder

[grim edge]

Lol

[covert snow]

Pins the Knight, if smth like h3. e4 potentially or retreat to h5., e4 is a danger

[rugged ravine]

1500 I think

[echo kestrel]

1500 at best lol

[grim edge]

@frosty fable nice to meet u btw

[pastel phoenix]

1000

[grim edge]

500

[covert snow]

But e4 first is better apparently

[honest mirage]

bro you literally wasted your time lmao 💀💀

[mint yew]

@pastel phoenix MORE PUZZLES

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[snow pond]

but im 1300

[cerulean stirrup]

My dream is to hit 1000 elo

[echo kestrel]

I'm 1650 lichess and 2100 chess.com but I'm just built different

[violet snow]

i think i did @grim edge

[cerulean stirrup]

On all game modes

[covert snow]

So rlly it was just a case of finding the right move order

[grim edge]

500 = 1500 lc

[pastel phoenix]

What should the GM have done instead???

[echo kestrel]

Same

[honest mirage]

yo

[grim edge]

Helo

[snow pond]

ok

[grim edge]

GG now to try to type /profile

[frosty fable]

I sent the match request

[honest mirage]

that’s crazy

[past aurora]

[grim edge]

ok

[pastel phoenix]

L

[grim edge]

Play me

[pastel phoenix]

Ur only winning 1💀

[honest mirage]

i just woke up

but alright let’s play 1 game

[grim edge]

Go sleep again

[mint yew]

White to move?

[echo kestrel]

I'm literally 1250 in daily

[covert snow]

Bg4 now?

[mental cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102542478416019527/1149676709981986970/watermark.gif

[honest mirage]

i am 200

[echo kestrel]

Daang..

[honest mirage]

yes i saw that that’s crazy

[echo kestrel]

Lol I'm 1250 daily and I destroy 1800s in tournaments. It's kinda funny

[mint yew]

Is it white to move???

[covert snow]

No

[mint yew]

Then wtf is it?

[honest mirage]

i don’t play daily that’s why lol

[covert snow]

They‘re asking to suggest a better move for black

[echo kestrel]

Lol same

[mental cave]

whats your best placing in a tournament

[covert snow]

My best was 2nd in an OTB.

[devout tulip]

Elo?

[mint yew]

e4? Again?

[mental cave]

blud i was not asking you 💀

[grim edge]

155

[honest mirage]

bro send me a challenge link

[echo kestrel]

Lemme see

[covert snow]

Was just saying.

[grim edge]

Wait a sec

[covert snow]

calm tf down. Tescos Own budget roadman

[split basin]

Anyone rapid?

[grim edge]

2400+

[covert snow]

Cant sadly. Need to keep myself distracted and in classical mindset for my tournament today

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Xu5V7b
@honest mirage

[echo kestrel]

Wow apparently I finished #113 in the 2021 Chess.com Daily Chess Championship out of 16,505. Never knew that

[honest mirage]

doesn’t work

[mental cave]

what about otb

[flint fox]

As the world caves in hits hard

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Xu5V7

[flint fox]

What's the opening in ur user

[echo kestrel]

I've gotten first in quite a few

My best finish ever was in an octet (8 people per section) I was 6th highest rated of the 8 (everyone was around 100 points apart, although first was 200 points above me) and I finished 2.5/3 with wins to 2nd highest rated and 4th highest rated in the section and a draw to 3rd and tied for 1st

[past aurora]

blud fell for it

[grim edge]

GG @frosty fable

[frosty fable]

I don't think it's an opening

[frosty fable]

Gg

[iron barn]

bro used booted up 10 minute just to use 20 seconds and get checkmated

[flint fox]

Random moves???

[iron barn]

as a 1200

[frosty fable]

Probably from middlegame

[iron barn]

its the Magnus gambit

[frosty fable]

Bcoz how can you play Qa4 in the first move

[past aurora]

bros 1300 😭

[flint fox]

Zeus has a cat

[mental cave]

might actually get to legend for once

[past aurora]

and got mated in 6secs

[iron barn]

yeah i misread it

[nimble niche]

imagine not even playing the right move order of the legal trap

[frosty fable]

Photoshop x 100

[flint fox]

No photoshop, just reflections.

[nimble niche]

i can tell that it's not right because you didn't play h3

[grim edge]

@iron barn 😻

[nimble niche]

and lost on the spot but your opponent was kinda dumb

[echo kestrel]

Lol people fall for this sooo often at the 2000 and 2100 level

[echo kestrel]

Bud that's the worst division ever... from my experience, you usually need around 1000 trophies to reach legend. I believe I got 1200 or 1300 when I did

[mental cave]

if only the d pawn wasnt there

[past aurora]

whats the right order then

[echo kestrel]

Lol ikr

[nimble niche]

Sometimes I have to wonder whether or not it's actually worth teaching people not to make mistakes before they learn the hard way

[frosty fable]

What's the name of the trap again?

[mental cave]

tennison gambit, intercontinental ballistic missile variation my beloved

[grim edge]

i cant decide on pfps

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh yeah I've never played it, but I've heard about it a ton

[past aurora]

legal trap

[nimble niche]

you have to play h3 first so that after Bh5 Nxe5 Nxe5, black's knight no longer protects the bishop, which would've been the case if the bishop was on g4

since you played Nxe5 before h3, he could've taken the knight and just be up a full knight

[grim edge]

Some legendary opening

[honest mirage]

i am actually terrible

give me a few months

[grim edge]

Lol

Ok

[echo kestrel]

This is my favorite position EVER hehehe. If I ever get this, it's an automatic win. There's only one way to stop mate, and even if you do that, you lose a queen and a rook. I've memorized all the lines of this and the moves up to it lol

[nimble niche]

im so bad at this game

[grim edge]

good morning

[mental cave]

its a pawn, knight and bishop sac for the queen
youd take it like how you would take the queen in that position if there was no d pawn, sac bishop and get the queen with yours

[echo kestrel]

Which btw is 15 moves total that I know

[grim edge]

i think i could beat u

THe ICBM is a cheap opening for people who are not serious about chess

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[split basin]

bong cloud

[echo kestrel]

Ahh I see

[nimble niche]

if i continue to sleep 4 hours per night

[echo kestrel]

You're too good for me

[grim edge]

Ne5

wdym by fr

[grim edge]

i used to sleep 3 when i was talking to this girl 😭

@grim edge can you play with me

[echo kestrel]

Yess

What's your rating?

[lapis brook]

what happened to the girl

[grim edge]

I am noob can you teach while we play game

[grim edge]

we stopped talkin

WHo has beaten isabel

[lapis brook]

why

[grim edge]

I

Me too

[echo kestrel]

I got 4 hours of sleep once on the day of an otb tournament. I went undefeated and won the whole thing.
A few months later, I got a record 2!!! hours of sleep on the day of an otb bughouse tournament. We went undefeated and won the whole thing

[grim edge]

It is lying

[past aurora]

even after h3 he can take the bishop at c4 after i take at h5, isnt it?

[grim edge]

I am 1000

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1558 (1582 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1103 (1168 peak)

[grim edge]

subnautica

See

[elfin crag]

Hi everyone

[west trout]

Guys is there any good chess app for learning instead of chess.com

[grim edge]

1582 peak

[past aurora]

howd u add this thing tho

[split basin]

ong

[elfin crag]

No ||jk||

[grim edge]

I am nub

[past aurora]

lichess

[mental cave]

its a pfp

[west trout]

Is it free

[grim edge]

Idk i forgot

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciueness

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1339 (1344 peak)
Blitz: 740 (800 peak)
Bullet: 783 (peak)

[past aurora]

yes

[west trout]

Ok thx bro

[elfin crag]

I like how chess.com made that Magnus en passant mate the daily puzzle 👌🏼

[cerulean stirrup]

Anyone want a free recipe?

[grim edge]

@grim edge
https://play.chess.com/MgCGh

[cerulean stirrup]

It's a dessert

[glass carbon]

???

[cerulean stirrup]

Does French avocado toast sound delicious?

[past aurora]

@nimble niche

[elfin crag]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[frosty fable]

How 😭

Unity, explain that.

[wanton gulch]

It wants you to buy diamond membership

[cerulean stirrup]

Can I send the recipe here?

Because it's kinda big? Or it's against the rules?

[frosty fable]

#〘📝〙rules

Feel free to read them.

[frosty fable]

no u

ok bro

[cerulean stirrup]

I managed to shorten it anyways

[random drum]

Posted this and just came back from tuition and got 36 likes lol

[cerulean stirrup]

Is there a off topic channel?

You know

I imagine making chess themed desserts

[nimble niche]

otb bughouse tournament is crazy

[cerulean stirrup]

Congrats

[nimble niche]

i only play it with my friends in between rounds

[cerulean stirrup]

Was the victory sleep good?

[frosty fable]

So, in short, sleep less.

[nimble niche]

Qb5 fork

[frosty fable]

[glass carbon]

[cerulean stirrup]

This is the recipe to French avocado toast

[grim edge]

Can a king castle while in check?

[nimble niche]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[cerulean stirrup]

No

[grim edge]

ok

[cerulean stirrup]

Oh NVM then

[frosty fable]

Nope

[cerulean stirrup]

So how's everyone's day so far

Mine is great

[nova verge]

Just starting

[lapis brook]

hi

[fickle rampart]

The daily puzzle today has en passant checkmate

[frosty fable]

Average American

[past aurora]

best move here?

[frosty fable]

uh huh

[frosty fable]

Black to play, right?

[past aurora]

yes

[glass carbon]

I've joined 7 months ago but still have just joined role, im better than u

[frosty fable]

Double the rooks on e file imo

[grim edge]

hello

[frosty fable]

Hola !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[mental cave]

is this live

[nova verge]

Yeah most likely

[glass carbon]

how to get OG role

[lilac mountain]

I accidently started a game when I was not in the mood of playing, my opponent refused to make a draw and he just barley won. I hate situations like that

[mental cave]

be cool

[split basin]

what time rate?

[graceful lintel]

Playing Minecraft with a noob is one of the worst experiences of life

[glass carbon]

no but fr

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[full zodiac]

man why do people ragequit instead of pressing the defeat button

[mental cave]

be cool

[graceful lintel]

Rome wasn't built in one day 💀

[full zodiac]

indeed

[glass carbon]

just say how

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[mental cave]

be cool

[full zodiac]

i go doodoo

[graceful lintel]

I go brrrrr ♿

[glass carbon]

K keep
Y yourself
S safe

[graceful lintel]

👨‍🦽

[graceful lintel]

G-get
G-good

We all saw that

[frosty fable]

No u didn't

[graceful lintel]

Yep I did

[frosty fable]

Nope

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[frosty fable]

Nah

[nimble niche]

what's the abbreviation of kilometres?

[graceful lintel]

Yah

[frosty fable]

km(s)

[past aurora]

km

[frosty fable]

slow

[nimble niche]

isn't that singular?

[frosty fable]

Noh

[graceful lintel]

Chen Chan henji

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-avatar-the-last-airbender-nickelodeon-toons-gif-13941110895264681478

[grim edge]

Gg

[grim edge]

Gg

[graceful lintel]

Equal position brilliant move 💀

[viral epoch]

It's extra long socks weekend.

[covert snow]

Ive had a few

[grim edge]

Brilliant - +0.69 , best - +0.79

[graceful lintel]

[covert snow]

No. Its no socks weekend. Is too hot

[frosty fable]

The engine was having a stroke at first.
It changed to good move after 3 seconds.

[graceful lintel]

Low depth

[frosty fable]

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Padhai kar

[frosty fable]

Lmao

Yeah-
Don't you have semester exams or something

[graceful lintel]

Nop

Already completed
93.2%

Social science kicked my ass

[grim edge]

Rat ke ja

[graceful lintel]

Trying

[past aurora]

school/college?

[graceful lintel]

School

[past aurora]

class?

[grim edge]

University

[graceful lintel]

U didn't have sent that twice

[frosty fable]

It got sent twice?

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me rapid

[graceful lintel]

10th

[frosty fable]

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 🥹

[graceful lintel]

Ur phone is kinda long

[frosty fable]

No u

[tropic plaza]

Why u change pfp ceo

[grim edge]

USend me challenge

[past aurora]

💀

padhai kar fir

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Random kid messaged me that ur a guy why u using a anime girl pfp

[tropic plaza]

Why would you give a shit about someones opinion

[graceful lintel]

Ain't listening to a 1200s

[frosty fable]

Valid kid

[graceful lintel]

Invalid opinion 500s

[graceful lintel]

should i change it?

[frosty fable]

Invalid existence 300s

[tropic plaza]

Dont let people dictate how to live your life

[past aurora]

i got a life, ion no life chess

[graceful lintel]

Ty ♿🥹
Imm change it back

[mental cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102542478416019527/1149676709981986970/watermark.gif

[past aurora]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933038951940370504/983289379944554536/tenor_1.gif

[mental cave]

LOL

[grim edge]

Nice most used

[graceful lintel]

[tropic plaza]

Im currently studying catalan, shit has too much theory RAHHHH

[frosty fable]

Isn't ph banned in India?

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-reply-reaction-ding-gif-17710383759380957148

[past aurora]

bhai 100+ din ki streak h

[grim edge]

[frosty fable]

Kya baat

Konsa vpn

[tropic plaza]

Ceo peak one, otter alligator or frog

[past aurora]

no fap keh raha hu 😭

[grim edge]

Murga

[graceful lintel]

Frog

[tropic plaza]

Bet

[graceful lintel]

Btw cute pfp i love penguins

[grim edge]

10 crore

[grim edge]

Marriage when

[tropic plaza]

Thanks

Am badk

[frosty fable]

||Faphouse||?

[tropic plaza]

Bak

[frosty fable]

bsdk*

[graceful lintel]

Mature when

[grim edge]

After 20

Century

[mental cave]

rule34 😈

[graceful lintel]

Oh skills issue

Frogs and penguins r cute asf

[grim edge]

Ok

[frosty fable]

Blud, you're 15

[graceful lintel]

Alr

[grim edge]

Alireza

Ok

[open veldt]

wsg people

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Doing alr wby?

[frosty fable]

Hola soy Dora !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[open veldt]

good

[open veldt]

lmfaooooo

[nova verge]

Getting my blood drawn 💉💉

[open veldt]

fr? or joke

[frosty fable]

U sure it's blood? 😏😏

[grim edge]

Gud

[nova verge]

Fr

[open veldt]

....

[grim edge]

[nova verge]

I hope that’s what’s inside me

[frosty fable]

There are more things inside u

[open veldt]

bro focus on the docter then not this chat

[nova verge]

I’m in the waiting room

[frosty fable]

ah yes, "docter"

[open veldt]

damm

[open veldt]

they got net or u using data

[graceful lintel]

Docter

[primal fern]

@open veldt !welcome

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[nova verge]

I’m always on data

[graceful lintel]

Leave him alone

[open veldt]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[grim edge]

hi bailey bailey

[graceful lintel]

Docter

[open veldt]

BRO STFU

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

No 🙏

[hollow yacht]

ew frogs

[burnt vapor]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

@open veldt do you have a chess.com account?

[mental cave]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

Ew <500

[open veldt]

wait i just tried checking the spelling but i cant find it

[open veldt]

yea

[grim edge]

!welcome

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[past aurora]

whats ur rating

[hollow yacht]

ayyyy too farr

[burnt vapor]

You already know I don't have an account because I don't play lol

[primal fern]

can you please connect it here so you can access image perms for the server as well as vc access, and other channels 🙂

[graceful lintel]

What's urs?

[open veldt]

naa im too lazy

[grim edge]

nope

[mild apex]

whats our rating

[nova verge]

Hey how r u?!?

[burnt vapor]

I already told you and others while you was in the chat

[mental cave]

wheres the infinity accuracy

[hollow yacht]

why he pointing that finger like that

[frosty fable]

"our"

[frosty fable]

Bcoz he can

[grim edge]

losing 5 times in a row cuz of h4 and h5 (legit)

[open veldt]

fr tho

[mental cave]

en passant checkmate 🤤

[open veldt]

magnus be like :

[grim edge]

LOL

[graceful lintel]

💀♿

[primal fern]

i can make it easy for you here

[worn ice]

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[nimble niche]

you meant you're not beating 2100s with a5 h5?

[nimble niche]

my a5 h5 winrate is almost 50%,which is not something most people would expect from the crab

[graceful lintel]

Almost 1500 results

[grim edge]

?

[grim edge]

hacks

[mental cave]

bros pfp is the omegle guy

[grim edge]

BILLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mental cave]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-lightskin-agreement-gif-25487093

[grim edge]

nahhhhhh

[primal fern]

more than most

[grim edge]

crunchyroll crazy

[rough dome]

Its annoying when opponent plays h5 so early in the game

[lone thicket]

türk varmı

[grim edge]

6 ads

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

Yea

[lone thicket]

türk varmı

[nimble niche]

g3 h5

[lone thicket]

hi

[rough dome]

Its gojou

[lone thicket]

hi

hi

[primal fern]

hi please connect your account

[graceful lintel]

Monster

[lone thicket]

jawdgawhdbjawbdjwad

[graceful lintel]

Johan

[lone thicket]

dawdawdawdwdsadnjhawjdhjndjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[frosty fable]

Hayir

[dire cargo]

wassgud gamers

[graceful lintel]

I'll get banned imma leave

[lone thicket]

sonunda buldum

[frosty fable]

Uhm, I'm not a gamer ☝️🤓

[mental cave]

halloween gambit 🤤

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-certified-bot-dog-pup-puppy-gif-16101329

[dire cargo]

moment

[lone thicket]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[frosty fable]

Hayır yapmadın.

[primal fern]

🤖

[old pebble]

how do i ask a girl out

[dire cargo]

they walking npcs lol

[frosty fable]

Why are you drooling bro

[old pebble]

tell pls i need urgent help

[lone thicket]

ne yapmadım

[graceful lintel]

Ask me

[dire cargo]

just shudd up and mind ur business... simple

[nimble niche]

say, "are u me? because ur hot"

[rough dome]

Lol

[dire cargo]

bro thats a turnoff like a big one

[frosty fable]

Kuralları okumadın. Bu yalnızca İngilizce bir sunucudur.

[old pebble]

u identify as NaOH

[old pebble]

oooof

[dire cargo]

NO DONT USE THAT

[lone thicket]

bane

[nimble niche]

as a girl, i can confirm that somebody once said it to me

[old pebble]

moan

[past aurora]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711427846719012874/1127021370874798190/girls.gif

[dire cargo]

u were just too ez to get thn

[mental cave]

halloween gambit is good

[graceful lintel]

Imagine if that was our dad's mind set

[nimble niche]

who said it worked

[dire cargo]

yea this kid is clearly playing and wants attention

[old pebble]

no i do have many female friends and a sister so tht is not a problem

[dire cargo]

y did u tell him that thn

[old pebble]

i was just bored doing geo 😭 helpp

[rough dome]

As a girl i confirm that i like boys

[lone thicket]

batu batu batu batu

[dire cargo]

u wouldnt have been born ig

[dire cargo]

u aint no girl shudd up

[frosty fable]

Would've been better

[graceful lintel]

Us*

[open veldt]

yoo how do i check if my thing got connected

[dire cargo]

nah im not helping u...

[rough dome]

Neither is that person

[dire cargo]

ur thing go connected?? 💀

[frosty fable]

Your name is red, you are connected.

[open veldt]

NAAAAAAAAAA

[graceful lintel]

nah our dad aren't 13y/o Sigma kids

[dire cargo]

ig yea us*

[dire cargo]

but he wants to pull one

[dire cargo]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[grim edge]

;lol

[dire cargo]

use the bosnov rizz... show him ma guy

[rough dome]

Berlin

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/thismybrotherbilo-bosnovyt-bosnov-omegle-yt-gif-13292456065914177596

[cerulean stirrup]

So guys question

[graceful lintel]

[open veldt]

yo guys i silenced @dire cargo by messaging him smth

[cerulean stirrup]

If you were to have a victory emote when you beat Magnus Carlson what would it be?

[open veldt]

take the L

[wanton gull]

Peashooter

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[cerulean stirrup]

Me I would stick to the classic GG handshake

[dire cargo]

STFU

[graceful lintel]

Nowdays trending roblox dance

[dire cargo]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[grim edge]

Go back to playing roblox

[wanton gull]

peashooter prob

[grim edge]

normal

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm the type of person who enjoys the default of the game

[open veldt]

lmfaooo

[cerulean stirrup]

I mean okay

[wanton gull]

idk but peashooter

[cerulean stirrup]

Like I want to play entrenched

[grim edge]

ok

[dire cargo]

r u a guy or a girl... very important question

[daring loom]

chess.com

[past aurora]

mines 18

[dire cargo]

nawhuh

[nova verge]

#somethingreal

[grim edge]

i d o n o t c a r e

[cerulean stirrup]

Woah easy there

[grim edge]

too small

[grim edge]

mb

[dire cargo]

he means cm th for sure small

[wanton gull]

this isnt a roblox server

[grim edge]

yes

[cerulean stirrup]

Ik

I just like the avatar

[graceful lintel]

[past aurora]

[grim edge]

.

[honest mirage]

sup

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

hmm

[frosty fable]

Just say I am Groot & walk away.

[cerulean stirrup]

I mean if it works it works

[grim edge]

LOL

[delicate island]

Is it common to find a 13 years old with elo of 2000?

[cerulean stirrup]

Idc free dishware for me

[wanton gull]

opinions on peashooters?

[graceful lintel]

Not really

[cerulean stirrup]

Their cool

[honest mirage]

electro shuffle

[wanton gull]

what time

[bright prairie]

Let's goo

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/weepinbell-pokemon-grass-pokemon-forest-nature-gif-17883237

[graceful lintel]

Nice pfp _ aggressive noises_

[grim edge]

competator

[bright prairie]

Untitled

[dire cargo]

ur thoughts on this...

[frosty fable]

Yo, Plants vs Zombies

[grim edge]

@wanton gull brother

[delicate island]

Staircase ahh

[bright prairie]

What?

[graceful lintel]

Get better

[dire cargo]

i bet that pokemon is better uk

[bright prairie]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

fr

[frosty fable]

Arisu, weren't u in Alice in Borderland 😒

[mental cave]

aint no way

[grim edge]

.

[mental cave]

gonna clown this punk

[delicate island]

Cote*

[queen saffron]

uh i have a question to ask guys

[bright prairie]

Ask leo

[dire cargo]

nah that pokemon would just swallow my soul lol

[queen saffron]

what to do if you already use your game review

[graceful lintel]

Ask

[grim edge]

lol

[graceful lintel]

Get premium membership

[bright prairie]

Self analyze

[queen saffron]

i want to analize my gamereview

[wanton gull]

9 11 was the time some the zombies and plants died because cherry bomb blew up in the tower:(

[delicate island]

Make another acc then review

[bright prairie]

Or use lichess @queen saffron

[graceful lintel]

[dire cargo]

analyze using lichess analysis board

[frosty fable]

Use self analysis

[queen saffron]

❤️❤️🫂🫂

[frosty fable]

Broski advertising lichess

[nimble niche]

lickass.orgy

[bright prairie]

No homo

[dire cargo]

nope... that helps him learn chess so bought it up

[frosty fable]

Even cc has free analysis 😭😭😭

[delicate island]

Doing this for months and it's effective without me spending

[dire cargo]

🫵

[bright prairie]

Exactly what an e girl would do

[wanton gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbychess-chess-cat-cat-chess-smart-cat-gif-23441191

[frosty fable]

@Mo~~(d)~~rbius

[wanton gull]

wait why gif not work

[delicate island]

Broken

[wanton gull]

[grim edge]

works or nah

[queen saffron]

what is average centi pawn loss

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[frosty fable]

Nacho 💃

[delicate island]

Go try it for yourself

[grim edge]

nah

[bright prairie]

@wanton gull skill issue

[wanton gull]

thats crazy

[queen saffron]

?

[delicate island]

?

[bright prairie]

?

[dire cargo]

?

[queen saffron]

there is a thing in analizing

[wanton gull]

sad facts

[queen saffron]

☠️☠️

[wanton gull]

sharks cant play chess

[delicate island]

What?

[bright prairie]

I identify as a shark

[wanton gull]

[mental cave]

best bongcloud player

[gaunt haven]

[queen saffron]

why there is a huge gap in rating between lichess and chess.com

[bright prairie]

He sacrifices the king!!!

[dire cargo]

tit

[mental cave]

inflation

[bright prairie]

Not the same number of players

[queen saffron]

inflation whhhttt????

😂😂

[bright prairie]

Oil

I mean freedom *

[dire cargo]

less players more ratting

[covert snow]

Wish me luck for my tournament

[mental cave]

fr

[dire cargo]

chess.com more players less ratting

[nimble niche]

Chess.com uses Glicko-1 but lichess uses Glicko-2, they're different systems

[glossy oak]

bro, how do you play 2 sided by yourself on desktop

[bright prairie]

Good luck mate you got this

[queen saffron]

best of luck mate

[bright prairie]

Can you explain it to me please

[glossy oak]

DAmn bro, same here i got some tournament tomorrow

[dire cargo]

thats y 1000 is considered top 10 percent in chess.com

[peak plank]

gl

[covert snow]

thanks 🙂 its 1 hr 30 + 30 secs per move. <1700 only in my section

[queen saffron]

oooohh

[dire cargo]

where as 1000 is common on lichesss

[little elm]

90+30 is fun

gl

[nimble niche]

google will tell you

[latent oracle]

90+30 rocks