💬〡general-off-topic

[fringe crow]

ya

[latent oracle]

What

[rotund field]

I definitely believe you

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow ok then we can check it

[fringe crow]

[latent oracle]

No but it's solved

[fringe crow]

ok

[jade fern]

imagine

[rotund field]

Doesn't matter if you haven't solved it

[rotund field]

Got to 1800 and realized I wasted my life

[mystic stream]

I beat stockfish 16 in checkers

[mystic stream]

Now get to 2000

[fringe crow]

1800?!

[wintry scarab]

CHECKMATE IN 2 MOVE........

.....

[rotund field]

I'd rather watch anime which says a lot for me

[rotund field]

Yes, it's not worth it

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow complete it

[fringe crow]

qd6 h4 h6#

[mystic stream]

Qd6 kh4 qh6

[fringe crow]

hmm

[nova verge]

Which one u watching now??

[grim edge]

too easy for me i cant say

[rotund field]

Have never watched one

[grim edge]

so you hate anime or something?

[fringe crow]

told ya @wintry scarab

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow you have telled wrong

[rotund field]

Here comes the anime fans to attack me for not liking it 😭

[nova verge]

Avatar is a good one even tho people don’t consider it one

[fringe crow]

how come

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow in 2 move you are wrong

[rotund field]

Watched that when I was 8, but I don't really count it

[mystic stream]

Fr

[nova verge]

It’s waaaayyyyt better when you’re older

[fringe crow]

yeah cuz i wrote h4 instead of kh4?

[rotund field]

eh I just don't enjoy most TV shows in general

[mystic stream]

Why does it say I'm trusted when I disconnected
Smh

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow you are right sorry

[rotund field]

Ur apparently not disconnected 😭

[fringe crow]

hm

[mystic stream]

Smh

[nova verge]

I get that what do you like to do?

[mystic stream]

Dumb cc discord

[rotund field]

love sports(I play American football and football) and playing games with friends

[rotund field]

I closed my cc account and it still has me connected 💀

[fringe crow]

@wintry scarab any more?

[wintry scarab]

Now I don't have 😅

[grim edge]

7 rapid win a row

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 855 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1322 (peak)

[latent oracle]

Premium member:True

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> uday_jagad

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 783 (807 peak)
Blitz: 789 (829 peak)
Bullet: 989 (1090 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1551 (1582 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1103 (1168 peak)

[fringe crow]

but i have

[latent oracle]

Stupid bot just use aqua smh

[jovial vector]

Terrible im better

[rotund field]

Nice profiles 👍

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow send it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Nick (missuslol)

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Name: Nick (missuslol)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 991 (peak)
Blitz: 504 (520 peak)
Bullet: 533 (582 peak)

[rotund field]

Yes keep spamming them hehe

[nova verge]

That’s awesome!

[jade osprey]

anyone explain (I took a rook)

[rotund field]

:)

[white sorrel]

imagine yotsuba

[limpid forge]

lol I've lost to a 900 the other day and now hes banned

[rotund field]

How does one reach this position

[latent oracle]

Bro brilliant are so dumb

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow what to do

[rotund field]

I assume the pawn on the d file is very weak

[white sorrel]

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[rotund field]

320 hrs 😭

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/speedrunning-intense-gif-20525448

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vidya harish (cor7109)

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Name: Vidya harish (cor7109)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1101 (1142 peak)
Blitz: 786 (943 peak)
Bullet: 740 (760 peak)

[fringe crow]

idk wait lemme try

[fleet sigil]

nah probs low elo and taking the rook simplifys or something

[golden badge]

I am a slav

[royal orchid]

How do u get this

[latent oracle]

I am a slave to the riff

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow white or black from which do I start?

[rotund field]

Nah I'm thinking the engine thought the average player would go for the double threat and take the knight before as there's a double threat on pieces now, but taking the rook leads to a faster attack

[fringe crow]

white

[tame imp]

💀💀💀💀

[white sorrel]

https://www.chessti.me/

[fleet sigil]

this probably

[fringe crow]

be4 e6 qf4#

ig'

[rotund field]

Doesn't deserve brilliant tho

[fleet sigil]

ye its weird af

[nova verge]

Car wash time

[rotund field]

Car?

[nova verge]

Vroom vroom

[latent oracle]

Gaming setup

[fringe crow]

pou

[rotund field]

POU

[fringe crow]

awkward

[grim edge]

By playing chess

[honest mirage]

yes

[grim edge]

@rotund field what's your elo

[fringe crow]

1

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow I have gotten 2 move

[grim edge]

Helo

[fringe crow]

ye?

[grim edge]

I am -1 can you teach me chess

[fringe crow]

yes

[rotund field]

I was 1796 rapid before I quit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zel cat (zelcat2)

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Name: Zel cat (zelcat2)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1796 (1820 peak)
Blitz: 1569 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (peak)

[fringe crow]

in how many words should i explain to you about chess @grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_golden_nut

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1015 (1018 peak)
Blitz: 847 (881 peak)
Bullet: 690 (719 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 855 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1325 (1333 peak)

[random drum]

Now girls are saying I got great rizz

[rotund field]

Holy moly

[grim edge]

You can teach me tactics while i play with you

[fringe crow]

k

[honest mirage]

hey bomby can u teach me aswell

[limpid forge]

sus

[grim edge]

Very much

[rotund field]

I can teach checkers tactics

[honest mirage]

ive lost my peak rating

[rotund field]

[honest mirage]

i am on a losing streak rn

[lunar thorn]

someone wanna play

im bored / rated

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow

QUEEN -E7
KING-F7
KNIGHT-D4

[honest mirage]

uhm. nah my peak is 110

[fringe crow]

btw Chess is a classic two-player strategy board game that dates back over a thousand years. The game is played on an 8x8 grid with 16 pieces per player. Each player controls an army consisting of a king, queen, rooks, knights, bishops, and pawns.

The objective of chess is to checkmate your opponent's king, meaning the king is under attack and cannot escape capture. Players take turns moving their pieces, with each piece having specific rules for how it can move. The king moves one square in any direction, while the queen can move diagonally, horizontally, or vertically across the board.

Rooks move horizontally or vertically, bishops diagonally, and knights in an L-shaped pattern. Pawns move forward one square but capture diagonally. Special moves like castling and en passant add complexity.

Chess demands critical thinking, planning, and anticipation. It's a game of strategy and tactics, where players aim to control the board, develop their pieces, and create threats while defending against their opponent's attacks. Chess requires foresight, calculation, and adaptability, making it a timeless and intellectually stimulating game enjoyed by millions worldwide.

[grim edge]

@rotund field how to use that command

[limpid forge]

/profile

[rotund field]

If a user is connected, go to their profile and click the app feature

[honest mirage]

did u copy and paste it

[fringe crow]

yup thats one way

[grim edge]

Ook

[rotund field]

Nah he means for checking other people

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow it's a checkmate or what?

[fringe crow]

checkamate

[fringe crow]

sus

[honest mirage]

how does the knight move?

[rotund field]

I was one of the only people who knew about it when it was first a thing and convinced ppl I was a mod 😭

[grim edge]

@fringe crow https://play.chess.com/ZmDpW

[limpid forge]

no u literally can only check urself

[rotund field]

Like a horsey

[honest mirage]

ahhh makes sense now

[rotund field]

You can check for other people silly

[wintry scarab]

@fringe crow I don't know board e4
E6 because I don't learned that's why typing ...... Waited

[white sorrel]

imma push my blitz now

[honest mirage]

whats e4

[fringe crow]

In chess, the knight is one of the pieces on the board, and it moves in a unique L-shaped pattern. The knight is known for its ability to jump over other pieces, which distinguishes it from all other chess pieces. Here's how the knight moves:

The knight moves in an L-shape, consisting of two squares in one direction (either vertically or horizontally) followed by a single square perpendicular to the initial direction.

The knight can move two squares in one direction (either up, down, left, or right) and then one square in a direction perpendicular to the initial movement. This results in an "L" shape.

Alternatively, the knight can move one square in one direction (either vertically or horizontally) and then two squares in a direction perpendicular to the initial movement, again forming an "L" shape.

The knight can also jump over other pieces on the board. This ability to bypass other pieces makes the knight a valuable piece for controlling key squares and attacking the opponent's pieces.

[rotund field]

Like you are 1015 rapid with a 1018 peak

[white sorrel]

is lower than my others

[honest mirage]

thanks man

thats why my opponents pieces can jump over mine

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 858 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1325 (1333 peak)

[wintry scarab]

ANYONE IS FREE TO PLAY BLITZ RATING MATCH......

[white sorrel]

crazy 850 blitz

[rotund field]

YES THATS FOR DISPLAYING YOUR OWN SMART ONE

[honest mirage]

Bro he literally explained it 2 mins ago

[fringe crow]

ssure

[white sorrel]

yo i can u wanna play?

[wintry scarab]

@white sorrel yes

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/ciao send me

[white sorrel]

blitz

[fringe crow]

ssusy baka

[rotund field]

I'm saying you can check OTHER PEOPLES

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/ghostleviathan666

[wintry scarab]

@white sorrel I have sensed name uday jagad

[limpid forge]

@rotund field THEN HOW THE F*CK SHOULD I CHECK OTHER POEPLE VIA DISCORD

[latent oracle]

Capitalism

[fringe crow]

https://youtu.be/0gyc0DJnzxI?si=gzho16FQRTMvrocO

[latent oracle]

Basically cc

[honest mirage]

0 elo

[fringe crow]

rats are cool

[grim edge]

:)))

[bold sparrow]

Day 4/5 of me, chess and lots of fails

[honest mirage]

rats?

[rotund field]

Rubber?

[fringe crow]

ur pfp

[honest mirage]

its a cat

[fringe crow]

[honest mirage]

its a rat for you

i love rats

[jade osprey]

song is fire tho

[rotund field]

That's crazy

[grim edge]

Hm

[fringe crow]

it had those eyebrows

[honest mirage]

xdddd

[jade osprey]

[honest mirage]

yea

[latent oracle]

For rock and stone

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/coroca-drunk-gif-19472819

[fringe crow]

bye gn everyone

[honest mirage]

good night

[fringe crow]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-dont-care-burbger-yum-gif-25146551

[bold sparrow]

Also made a step closer to Trust

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-drinking-lol-outbalance-slip-gif-14547551

[fringe crow]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-dont-care-burbger-yum-gif-25146551

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-gif-25814656

[fringe crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-and-okay-buddy-dont-care-didnt-ask-gif-25239605

[honest mirage]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-dance-dog-funny-cute-gif-19259275

i only have dogs now

[fringe crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-gif-24719273

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-ayo-wtf-bruh-moment-gif-21632234

[fringe crow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-lost-gif-22987044

[honest mirage]

damn

[fringe crow]

damn

[honest mirage]

fortnite

[pine bison]

Tf is going on here

[honest mirage]

uhm

[pine bison]

[latent oracle]

Brick to yo pipi

Declined en passant

[pine bison]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wot-wtf-wut-what-girl-gif-15824407

[stable mirage]

tf happened up there

[grim edge]

Intellectual Conversation

[honest mirage]

nothing

[honest mirage]

exactly

[stable mirage]

[white sorrel]

@wintry scarab sorry for your 18 elo loss but im just too good

[wintry scarab]

@white sorrel I have no problem about losing

[white sorrel]

we can continue then

[wintry scarab]

@white sorrel but I just understand what you are trying to show

@white sorrel ok

[white sorrel]

theres no point in trying to win me im underrated in blitz

ur just losing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 885 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1325 (1333 peak)

[white sorrel]

if u want u can tho

[grim edge]

But what is a king

If I played Magnus, I think I have a decent chance of winning.

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

You don't know my ability

He is a grandmaster

you have a long ways to go

e4

[peak plank]

E5

[grim edge]

Nf3

queen takes queen with checkmate

[peak plank]

Nc6

[covert cosmos]

i love kirby

[peak plank]

Change Kirby to "pixel"

[covert cosmos]

no

unless its 'i love pixelated kirby'

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/2MhsM 3 | 2 \ 2000 elo

hi i am kirby

[peak plank]

Maybe add an "and" between them?

[grim edge]

have you ever tasted cats?

[covert cosmos]

no

[pine bison]

Feast

[peak plank]

Please?

[grim edge]

naaahhhh human are much better

[covert cosmos]

i got car fur in my mouth once

cat

[grim edge]

Henlo

[pine bison]

Car fur

[grim edge]

What

[pine bison]

[covert cosmos]

no

[peak plank]

Oh

[grim edge]

any tips on how to escape 900 elo ?

[covert cosmos]

become 800 elo

[grim edge]

i swear to god i knew u gonna say that

[grim edge]

I agree Kids are better

indeed kids tastes much better

[grim edge]

especially if they're still alive

Sup chesslers

sup nerd

[covert cosmos]

kirby

real

[grim edge]

What the hell

??

Pixel what happened to server

idk

HI KIRBY

OMG I LOVE KIRBY

PUYO PUYOOOOO

can we discuss the 3 parrots dancing on the window opening please ?

Dont eat eldritch gods

[covert cosmos]

i forgot to turn the sound off im in school rn 😭

[grim edge]

Theyre bad for your stomache

[jade osprey]

oops sorry about that

[runic raven]

you say, to the literal world destroying cute little pink ball

[grim edge]

Yes the best pink ball in all of gaming

[grim edge]

I'll still eat

[runic raven]

frrr

[runic raven]

ur hitman not kirby 😠

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

.

No

!welcome @grim edge

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Who are you

[frosty fable]

Who are you

[grim edge]

Probably human

thnx chess line for welcoming me

Very gud

[grim edge]

Aditya Raj sanyal

[frosty fable]

So, their roommate's name is Mikey.

[runic raven]

ohh im so scared that u checked my profiles :/

[latent oracle]

The forgor 💀

[grim edge]

@runic raven cab you teach me chess i am stuck in 155

[frosty fable]

3 minutes & 32 seconds of torture with W music in background 😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

I like this music

[white sorrel]

@wintry scarab u should learn from the games u lost against me

too much blunders

[grim edge]

What's name of this music

[covert cosmos]

ree

[grim edge]

Who are you

[jade osprey]

"it's just a burning memory" by the caretaker

[frosty fable]

itsheidiwong vibes

[surreal cradle]

Hey chessers

[astral forum]

hi

[grim edge]

smurf cat

[exotic wedge]

Can anyone help me destoy someone(arguing)?

[pine bison]

smurf cat is not something i expected to see today

[cosmic thorn]

a

[exotic wedge]

Yo anyone help me in a server

[nova verge]

bee

[glass carbon]

im christian

[grim edge]

talk about his mummy

[nova verge]

hi christian

[old pebble]

hardly anyone talks abt chess here

like chess is the best, like we all love chess so damn much

U CAN DO THIS BUDDY! LESSGO

[old pebble]

fck u

[glass carbon]

my acc got just joined role despite being here for 7 months, i'm rare user

[glass carbon]

but nobody tell admin

[grim edge]

this image isn't loading but I swear if its that surface cat again

[frosty fable]

Should I continue watching "The Queen's Gambit"?

[glass carbon]

no

[nova verge]

sure

[frosty fable]

I'm currently at Epi.-4

[old pebble]

i watched e1

it was good imo

but no time cause exams coming and gotta finish how to recess your chess 🦾

guys i have to sleep

ik u wont remember me

but nonetheless, gn u all

[nova verge]

Night!

[frosty fable]

Nighty night!

[frosty fable]

[white sorrel]

@wintry scarab sorry

[frosty fable]

I was thinking of finishing Lucifer instead

[pine bison]

oof

[stark oriole]

@white sorrel dang ur always here ven

[nova verge]

I lov e that show

[white sorrel]

12 - 0 now

[frosty fable]

Since we have similar interests, any recoms?

[stark oriole]

anyone wanna play unrated

[frosty fable]

Send

[nova verge]

Supernatural is really good also

[stark oriole]

user?

[frosty fable]

Just send the link

[stark oriole]

alright

im sick/sleepy and also a low rated player so dont mind me if i blunder.

https://play.chess.com/5bjXF

[frosty fable]

I'm below 900 too, dw 💀

[stark oriole]

ur 1947

[white sorrel]

@wintry scarab congrats

12-1 now ahh was a good mate

[grim edge]

(1947)

Hiroshima

[undone bridge]

@wintry scarab do you want a grandfather?

[white sorrel]

Players I adopted:
@wintry scarab 13-1

oop

[wintry scarab]

😩

[glossy oak]

Smurf

[glossy oak]

why does it end on average 25 moves

what gambit do you play

[white sorrel]

no?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Name: Leo (ciao)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 926 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1325 (1333 peak)

[white sorrel]

im just low in blitz because i dont play it alot

any comments on that?

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[tawny olive]

#makeclashtheme

[stable mirage]

play more blitz

[tawny olive]

Ya know most 1200 are 200 elo in Blitz

[stark oriole]

gg

[pastel drift]

what is the best gameplan against the center game

[glossy oak]

Caro kann defense

https://tenor.com/view/hotgirldj-dj-khaled-gif-23120736

[pastel drift]

got it

[white sorrel]

bro's mad for a rating he never achieved

[glossy oak]

He probably is a Undercovered GM, youll never know

[nova verge]

🤣

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 930 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1325 (1333 peak)

[proven sonnet]

Twitter links not allowed?

[nova verge]

That was cool af tho!

[pine bison]

why would you ping all admins with some random link

give me 1 good reason

[covert snow]

bro adopted him. you took mans soul

[proven sonnet]

For them to look at it of course

[nova verge]

You don't ping mods unless necessary.

They have shit to do.

[pine bison]

indeed, dont try that again

[proven sonnet]

My bad

[nova verge]

You honestly went for it im kind of laughing way too hard.

[proven sonnet]

Lol

[frosty fable]

No u

[proven sonnet]

Not my best decision in hindsight but I’m glad I’m not banned

[white sorrel]

@wintry scarab congrats

[frosty fable]

Anything else?

[nova verge]

Nah it was an accident pings are a big deal.

[undone bridge]

How many times are you gonna post this shit bruh

[white sorrel]

is an achievement

[undone bridge]

💀

[orchid bay]

leave the guy alone

[white sorrel]

[grim edge]

Ur 1200

[white sorrel]

he's improving

[undone bridge]

Least annoying anime fan

[nova verge]

Honestly Charmed but it's old. ATLA. How to get away with murder.

[bright prairie]

That's why i love the chess community

[pastel drift]

it worked

[sharp galleon]

me omw to harass you on your streams

[white sorrel]

i dont stream

[sharp galleon]

rip

[frosty fable]

How to get away with murder is already on my list 💀

[grim edge]

most smooth win of my life

[nova verge]

It's a good one! I can;t really think of anything else I usually watch sports as well.

[sharp galleon]

professional thrower

[frosty fable]

real

[grim edge]

I have to watch Levy

[brittle berry]

is anyone here for 3-0 ?

[white sorrel]

wassup zax

[peak plank]

hmmmm

[grim edge]

i hung m1 up a queen and opponent forgor so i got away with it

hi

[white sorrel]

sure send me challengehttps://www.chess.com/member/ciao

[grim edge]

Should I watch the official thing or watch Levy

[sharp galleon]

stop playing 5 min blitz smh

[grim edge]

Venomous i remeber leaving chat and i fell asleep lmao

[frosty fable]

kid named Astoria:

[peak plank]

stop playing any blitz

[grim edge]

i am slow

[lean pawn]

Hi @keen parrot

[grim edge]

hehe

[white sorrel]

get a job

[peak plank]

why deley in inevdiable

[nova verge]

Set up a go fund me! on facebook!!

[keen parrot]

don't make me block you

that way you are never getting back

[pine bison]

how is 141/241 only 58.5%

[white sorrel]

@brittle berry can u send me a challenge

[pine bison]

maths man

[keen parrot]

pain deal with this mf

[pine bison]

uh

[white sorrel]

ok i'll give u $4000000

[grim edge]

@peak plank did you notice i have bullet warrior role now

Do you need medicines

[sharp galleon]

blitz is an official FIDE time control so it is good

[pine bison]

yea no thanks

[lean pawn]

Smh

[sharp galleon]

just get better

[grim edge]

Is it stage 69

[white sorrel]

what if he's dying

of ligma

[grim edge]

Bro what in Mordor is that pfp

[grim edge]

goal: reach level el cellen

[frosty fable]

Let them. The world shall know.

[brittle berry]

i did sent

[pine bison]

@white sorrel did you know egirls wanna be called iladies now

[grim edge]

LEVY IS SO FUNNY

[remote bramble]

..

[white sorrel]

he/him

[brittle berry]

check dm

[pine bison]

iladies nuts on yo face

[sharp galleon]

idk

[pine bison]

gottm

[sharp galleon]

[buoyant scaffold]

yes

[nova verge]

Ohhhh cream pies! Yummy.

[buoyant scaffold]

yes

[frosty fable]

old but gold

[grim edge]

My honest reaction to this info pain

[bright prairie]

Hi pain @pine bison

[restive storm]

Bro became the Catalan enjoyer

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/oppa-gangnam-style-gangnam-style-richard-nixon-psy-lyrics-gif-14390292

[pine bison]

yo

[nova verge]

It;s almost pumpkin pie season!!

[bright prairie]

How are you doing today

[frosty fable]

Cat what

[bright prairie]

:p

[restive storm]

What

[grim edge]

LEVY IS SO DAMN FUNNY

[pine bison]

mediocre at best

[frosty fable]

Don't care. You're not connected.

[bright prairie]

Fr

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-coffee-tea-funny-animals-cats-gif-11528016

[bright prairie]

Why? 😦

[grim edge]

Hope you have a good day tommorow

[frosty fable]

what

[pine bison]

nothing special about this day

[grim edge]

Im doing good with it i think i finally found my opening for white, im sacing rooks and shihttps://www.chess.com/games/archive/zax?gameType=live&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=rapid

[restive storm]

what

[grim edge]

wtf

[bright prairie]

Hmm ok

[restive storm]

Good for you

[frosty fable]

What

[grim edge]

why did the game not load

[pine bison]

[peak plank]

Clash w/ash

[grim edge]

Oh its the raid shadow legends guy

[bright prairie]

What they are clash royal players

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

idk any clash players

[upbeat viper]

owo

[peak plank]

same

[peak plank]

dor is already here

[upbeat viper]

lmao

dor lurking

[bright prairie]

I hate evolved cards

[upbeat viper]

all the time

[grim edge]

dor skulling arc

[sharp galleon]

what is this

[pine bison]

https://www.twitch.tv/chess

[sharp galleon]

is it the new chess royale thingy

[bright prairie]

Good youtube channel btw

[white sorrel]

AI HOSHINO

[peak plank]

also bast is losing his daily game

[upbeat viper]

naaah

[grim edge]

I only know one AI

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-anime-anime-wink-peace-peace-sign-gif-4591493253734534270

[peak plank]

move 🙂

[upbeat viper]

I was bored by the position

[grim edge]

AND ITS THIS AI

[white sorrel]

u support ai x conan?

[upbeat viper]

so I made it interesting

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

😏

[restive storm]

I only know one ai, stockfish

[grim edge]

😭

Number 1 rule: act broke to stay rich

[peak plank]

(btw thats not an AI)

[upbeat viper]

dor

tell us

[grim edge]

An engine

[upbeat viper]

what's the %win for white here

[peak plank]

I think alphazero works as an AI tho

[peak plank]

@restive storm me vs bast who is winning

[upbeat viper]

sorry

black to play (my turn)

[restive storm]

I have no idea💀

[upbeat viper]

see

he can't decide

[peak plank]

BUT THE ROOK

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper i learned the wierd caro kann line fantasy stuff theory https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87828677549?tab=analysis

[upbeat viper]

that proves I'm right

[worn ice]

leothefire (2033) vs. Zax (1938)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. f3 e5 4. dxe5 Qb6 5. Nc3 Bc5 6. Na4 Qa5+ 7. c3 Bxg1 8. Rxg1 dxe4 9. f4 Nd7 10. Be3 f6 11. exf6 Ngxf6 12. b4 Qc7 13. Qb3 Nd5 14. Bd4 N7f6 15. Be5 Qe7 16. c4 Qxb4+ 17. Qxb4 Nxb4 18. O-O-O Nxa2+ 19. Kb2 Nb4 20. Kb3 Na6 21. c5 O-O 22. Bc4+ Kh8 23. Rd4 e3 24. h3 Bf5 25. g4 Bg6 26. Re1 Ne4 27. f5 Bf7 28. Rxe4 Bxc4+ 29. Kxc4 Rad8 30. Bd6 Rfe8 31. R1xe3 Rxe4+ 32. Rxe4 Kg8 33. Re7 b5+ 34. cxb6 axb6 35. Bc7 b5+ 36. Kb3 bxa4+ 37. Kxa4 Nxc7 38. Rxc7 Rd4+ 39. Kb3 Rd3+ 40. Kc4 Rxh3 41. Rxc6 Rg3 42. Kd4 Rxg4+ 43. Ke5 Rg5 44. Kf4 h6 45. f6 gxf6 46. Rxf6 Kg7 47. Rf5 Rg1 48. Rh5 Kg6 49. Rh2 h5 50. Kf3 Ra1 51. Kg2 Ra2+ 52. Kh3 Ra3+ 53. Kg2 Kg5 54. Kh1 Ra1+ 55. Kg2 Kg4 56. Rh1 Ra2+ 57. Kg1 Kg3 58. Rxh5 Ra1# 

[peak plank]

Rook > knight

[restive storm]

Gtg but I might look at the position more in depth later

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

😦

[pine bison]

miku woah

[upbeat viper]

still not good

[grim edge]

I believe a outposted knight is stronger then a rook in a middle game

[grim edge]

bro saw the game in light speed😭

[peak plank]

I believe you are wrong in this situation

[restive storm]

Right now I'd just say the position is double edged💀

[white sorrel]

BAD MIKU

[upbeat viper]

that's the move

[peak plank]

why does it look like half of my postions in the two knights french if my oppoent plays correctly

[frosty fable]

Wtf is your name

[viral epoch]

Bocchi

[viral epoch]

And Miku

[grim edge]

tf is this then

[grim edge]

@viral epoch

[viral epoch]

I like Ryo

[tidal fog]

E

[upbeat viper]

the Qa5+ is the issue

[viral epoch]

Hoioioi

[grim edge]

I name myself pink I prefer it much more than my real one

[peak plank]

oh you played rapid?

[viral epoch]

Europe.

[grim edge]

how is it a issue if its best move😭

[grim edge]

Yes I'm in Europe

[viral epoch]

Smae

[peak plank]

holy shit this hits too close to the two knights french bg5 qb6 varation

[upbeat viper]

change your engine

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

Alr bye chat I gotta get to class

[viral epoch]

Dun dun dun-dun-dun

[grim edge]

i still won and the guy was good

[grim edge]

aya aya aya aya

[upbeat viper]

bai

[frosty fable]

samosa samosa samosa samosa

[upbeat viper]

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Barbarian Bastoura

[boreal sapphire]

Who is that

[upbeat viper]

HEHEHEHAW

[frosty fable]

Twisted version of Joe Biden (reversed + slowed)

[keen parrot]

AYAYA

[grim edge]

AAAA acho

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

🤧

[worn anchor]

99% is wild

[grim edge]

inaccuracy is always the stupid lichess engine giving theory inaccuracy lmfao

me when benoni or caro kann

[remote bramble]

Benko and caro

Two best opening ever, goat

[grim edge]

exCTLY what i play

[remote bramble]

Good job

Oh and catalan

[grim edge]

love it

[remote bramble]

Holy your repertoire is completely the same

[worn anchor]

I played Sicilian

[worn anchor]

Even if I’m Caro player

[sharp galleon]

Benko sucks

[remote bramble]

You do

Benko goat

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

aaaa

[remote bramble]

[sharp galleon]

I do suck but Benko as well

[remote bramble]

Benko sucks less tho

[worn anchor]

Goats are : Caro for black, queens gambit (or Catalan) for white

[remote bramble]

Catalan

[sharp galleon]

So you admit it in fact sucks

[grim edge]

Respect for yall

expect cellen

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

[remote bramble]

In long TCs probs

Against stronger opponents

It sucks

[sharp galleon]

Benko is like a one trick opening

[grim edge]

Ok what

[sharp galleon]

If white knows what to do it is like over for black

[grim edge]

tricks openeings are traps like englund

benko aint dat shit

[sharp galleon]

But Benko relies on that white doesn’t know what to do

Which is Englund and other traps as well

[grim edge]

Benko allows pressure down the files

[sharp galleon]

(not saying I’ll be able to punish black but eheheh)

[grim edge]

even if white knows what to do its hard to handle

having alot of tactics

[sharp galleon]

try me 🔪

[glossy oak]

AND HE SACRIFICE THE QUEEN

[grim edge]

One day ill be able to 🔪

[pallid fox]

Hi chat

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/horimiya-animes-anime-shoujo-shounen-romance-boy-girl-gif-17793070781933240295

[bright prairie]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pallid fox]

Pond takes ng3 checkmate

W sack fr

[grim edge]

[pallid fox]

Bro

[upbeat viper]

twitch broken

[pallid fox]

Chat was finally dead

[grim edge]

hey

[grim edge]

BLACK CLOVER!

[grim edge]

Wut

oh hey asta

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

wsp

yea

[grim edge]

op

[grim edge]

all good how you doin

[grim edge]

does bro have infinite of these💀

[grim edge]

Stop that

[bright prairie]

Ask him

[grim edge]

I have better ones but I don't wanna get banned

[bright prairie]

Use connect

[grim edge]

@timber walrus @fading roost

[bright prairie]

Me too

[grim edge]

the most common checkmate in 6 i forgot what it called

[bright prairie]

Fried livers attack?

[grim edge]

nah bro it s server chess no hent....

[grim edge]

yeah i think so

@remote bramble why u mad tho😮‍💨😮‍💨

[bright prairie]

It's not h 🗿

[grim edge]

ah yes ?

U sure ?

[frosty fable]

Yo, bet

[bright prairie]

Me too

[frosty fable]

I tried to bully the bot

[bright prairie]

Send in dm

[grim edge]

Why you down bad

[bright prairie]

Just send

It's for a friend

[frosty fable]

Stalemate 😭😭😭

[bright prairie]

Fr

[devout summit]

guys i am really good at chess

anyone wanna play one match with me

[bright prairie]

I smell fish

[devout summit]

in chess.com?

[devout summit]

[frosty fable]

You're not even connected.

[pallid fox]

LOL STALEMATE

[bright prairie]

Une connect

[short osprey]

Hello MadX, I am interested

[pallid fox]

L

[devout summit]

cool

[frosty fable]

No shit, Sherlock.

[devout summit]

lets play

[pallid fox]

You suck for that one

[short osprey]

How are u gonna invite ?

[devout summit]

invite me

[pallid fox]

Your up 65 lil bro

Ain’t no way LOL

[frosty fable]

Just like you suck in life

[short osprey]

Whatcha Username?

[pallid fox]

I have a life huh?

[devout summit]

wait

[frosty fable]

You should.

[dire cargo]

bruhhhhhhhh

[pallid fox]

Real

[pallid fox]

U jealous?

[dire cargo]

that was the worst come back ive seen in the whole server

[pallid fox]

All I said was I have a life?

It wasn’t a comeback it was a statement ru ed

[dire cargo]

shirohima... this one goes to u dawg

[pallid fox]

Shirohima bomb

[dire cargo]

u should have one broooooo

[pallid fox]

Japan ez

[pallid fox]

Well people don’t

[jovial vector]

too scared to play my 1000 elo game been doing puzzles for hours now

[dire cargo]

y u using that as a question dawg???? broooooo

im disappointed

[pallid fox]

I’m not ru real

Who is bro

[devout summit]

https://play.chess.com/KxYML

come bro

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[short osprey]

These links don't work with me idk why

[keen parrot]

im here to bring the average age up by 2

[grim edge]

He stright up resigned 💀

[devout summit]

bro its the invitation link

[upbeat viper]

hello here to bring the average age up by 2 I'm bast

[devout summit]

join quick i need to go

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

You are a evolved basbarian what am i?

[short osprey]

Just invite me like u did rhe first time

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

a zax

[devout summit]

i gave the link bro

[grim edge]

[devout summit]

just join
https://play.chess.com/Vsm36

[short osprey]

My browser can't show that link i am on mobile

[pseudo stratus]

Does anyone have premium? i want to analyze a game

[devout summit]

https://play.chess.com/Vsm36

play one match bro

[pseudo stratus]

Bro i need an analyze

Do you have premium

[grim edge]

this is crazy

[mystic stream]

[mystic stream]

K

[upbeat viper]

ratio

[grim edge]

imagine not having 800 fxcking mb/s upload speed

[mystic stream]

Should I test it on school wifi

[jovial vector]

I hit 1000 im so happyyyyy

I've done it 🥲

[mystic stream]

1000 nicese

[grim edge]

I'm watching football match rn

@sharp galleon @upbeat viper LMAOOOOO i had my opponents pieces all on compelete lockdown them knights aint movin

[devout summit]

https://play.chess.com/7k5iF

[remote bramble]

Bruh

[devout summit]

guys one match please

[remote bramble]

Connect

[grim edge]

How can I become as good as Nodirbek Abdusattorov

[mystic stream]

Crazy

[waxen prism]

Dude is in a cage

[mystic stream]

He could go like a3 I guess

[grim edge]

When you think about it, your run of the mill 1600 can play as good as Nodirbek, it's just Nodirbek has the consistency

[mystic stream]

[jovial vector]

Would teaching a complete beginner help me understand chess more or nah

[grim edge]

1600s are good man

[mystic stream]

Not that good

[grim edge]

@jovial vector Do you want to play?

[grim edge]

I've seen some good 1600s

[jovial vector]

im down but you'll win lol

[mystic stream]

But gm level? Nah

[grim edge]

Like they don't blunder, 90+ accuracy each game

[mystic stream]

Might be cheating, depends how u play

[little elm]

90+ every game

[normal hatch]

Me fr

[little elm]

probably engine

[white sorrel]

not blundering is not hard lol

[normal hatch]

Though I cheat so its to be expected

[grim edge]

I've seen some

[waxen prism]

engine users

[grim edge]

@jovial vector What's your chess.com username

[waxen prism]

1600's aren't that good

[grim edge]

Bro I thought they are like 2000 FIDE

That's what my friend told me

[waxen prism]

what

[jovial vector]

username is Missuslol

[grim edge]

Sent.

[ivory zenith]

Bro there are so many people who I get matched up against who take like a solid 30 seconds for their each move

Even the first one bruh

[tough garden]

Maybe they settin up music

[sharp galleon]

white is in a zugzwang lol

[ivory zenith]

For every move? 💀

Like bro I’d be sitting at 9 minutes and they’ll be at like 2

[tough garden]

who knows

[ivory zenith]

it gets so annoying that I don’t even wanna play anymore

Btw what’s the difference between blitz,rapid and all the game modes?

[grim edge]

@normal hatch You good friend?

[keen parrot]

then he lied

[grim edge]

Lied or made a mistake?

[keen parrot]

2k fide is usually around 2.2-2.5k cc blitz

[subtle lodge]

Hi chat

[keen parrot]

maybe he meant the other way around, 2000 = 1600 fide?

[fringe pendant]

Did you know that long tongues are attractive

[fringe pendant]

Nah

[grim edge]

i know someone who is 2k fide and is 1900 but cases like this are very rare imo

[keen parrot]

yeah, usually only old people are like that

[grim edge]

[fringe pendant]

1600 fide isnt good tho

[pliant orbit]

how to make fide elo

[keen parrot]

you would be less, so you have no right saying that

arguably its not great, but 1600 fide is still 99 percentile compared to all chess players

[keen parrot]

play fide rated tournaments

[grim edge]

So 2k fide is like 2200 blitz chess.com

[fringe pendant]

Nah i bet i would be 1600 fide at least ive beaten many such players at the local chess club

They arent good

[pliant orbit]

how

[fringe pendant]

Period

[keen parrot]

one is a friendly blitz game at a club, playing 90+30 classical games is diff

i know a 1600 fide who would adopt you

probably 50-0

[fringe pendant]

Lmao then game

[keen parrot]

nah he kinda quit chess

do you think you could avoid adoption against me?

[fringe pendant]

Im willing to bet money if you can put it on

Im not being arrogant i swear im chill

[keen parrot]

money matches arent allowed, mainly due to ppl being scummy and shit

i would only do it if its face to face

[grim edge]

How is top 1 percent not great

[fringe pendant]

Ok but im telling you aint no 1600 fide adopting me

Ain no 2200 cc adopting me neither

[keen parrot]

i would adopt you with piece odds

[waxen prism]

want to play?

[keen parrot]

and im 2400

[white sorrel]

looking good

[little elm]

what rating is he

1500+ would be difficult

[keen parrot]

1300

[little elm]

interesting

[fringe pendant]

You must be nearsighted cause i said 2200 not 2400, stop stating such obvious facts

[little elm]

you probably would

[keen parrot]

i said piece odds

[waxen prism]

a 2200 is beating you as well tho

[keen parrot]

and i adopt you

[little elm]

i am 2130 if you want to play me with piece odds

[fringe pendant]

Im 1650 idk what you are talking anout

[keen parrot]

rapid elo sucks for comparisons

and aint nobody playing adoption matches in rapid

[little elm]

rapid adoption match

[hasty iris]

in bullet @keen parrot u would not adopt me with piece odds id prob adopt u 💀

[keen parrot]

wanna play?

[hasty iris]

yes

[fringe pendant]

Rapid is all i play so deal with it, its also the closest to classical so idk what youre on about

[keen parrot]

see if you can live up to your trash talk

[hasty iris]

kk

[keen parrot]

you have 100 more blitz games than rapid

[hasty iris]

give me 3 mins to do a puzzle rush cause i havent played today been working

[fringe pendant]

Im willing if you are

[little elm]

rating?

[keen parrot]

alr ill warm up with one too

[little elm]

do puzzle battle against each other

[waxen prism]

want to pvp me while im a queen down, am bored.

[fringe pendant]

Those games were primarily played last year, a full years a huge difference in playing strenght id manage to get to 1550 strenght in blits if i picked it up im sure

[white sorrel]

is this a good puzzle rush score for a 1200?

[hasty iris]

what piece u doing btw?

[little elm]

3min, yes

5 min, yes

[hasty iris]

genius but how do u even challenge to a puzzle battle

[white sorrel]

standard

[fringe pendant]

Dude youre 1900 what are you on about? You just wanna lose?

[waxen prism]

i wont lose lol

[fringe pendant]

Fine then down for a game of 3.2?

[waxen prism]

3.2?

[fringe pendant]

3+2

[white sorrel]

3+2 prob

[waxen prism]

kek

[keen parrot]

knight/bishop, ill mix it up

[hasty iris]

LMFAO I MISPLACED THE PIECE FIRST PZUZLE

[keen parrot]

he is like 1900 strength for sure, so he would still adopt you

[hasty iris]

good start to the dy

[little elm]

full piece?

[keen parrot]

piece or piece for pawn

ill just sac it in the beginning

[fringe pendant]

1900 cc or fide, cause aint no 1900 cc adopting me, sure theyd win most games but aint no way id get adopted like a munch

[little elm]

there is a difference

[latent oracle]

170

[grim edge]

@jovial vector Accept

[fringe pendant]

And whats all the chatting anyway, hop on vc lets play

[grim edge]

What about FIDE

[little elm]

i have a bad addiction to puzzle rush

[keen parrot]

he would adopt you, but i wont be able to convince him to start playing just to beat some bozo

[jovial vector]

@grim edge ggs lol I think thats all i'll play rn gonna do some puzzles

[fringe pendant]

Bro 1900 fide would proba adopt adopt me

[grim edge]

Bro you can draw

[fringe pendant]

So im a bozo for being sure i could not be adopted by a 1900

[hasty iris]

this is different than piece odds u can sack on f7 and it's actually equal in bullet 💀

[waxen prism]

watch it happen lol

[keen parrot]

yes, like 500 rating diff so he would def adopt you

[hasty iris]

we can set up odds

[keen parrot]

ill do a full piece thenm

[grim edge]

Bro you're a dumbo

[waxen prism]

a 500+ diff is insane

[fringe pendant]

250*

[waxen prism]

ofc im going to win

[keen parrot]

blitz not rapid

no fucxing soul is playing a rapid adoption match

[fringe pendant]

I dont play blitz but as long as theres increment im willing to try

[lime lava]

You would.

[keen parrot]

no one is playing your ugly ass

[hasty iris]

@keen parrot choose a piece and color

[waxen prism]

rapid or blitz, i dont really care

choose your favorite

[fringe pendant]

Oh brill rapid then of course

[keen parrot]

aight c1 bishop and white

[hasty iris]

👍

[fringe pendant]

What were you saying lmao???

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-nuts-gif-22059896

[lime lava]

Classical is better fr

[waxen prism]

do I send link or...

[keen parrot]

classical adoption match 🔥

[grim edge]

@keen parrot GothamChess would beat you in a classical game.

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87855042833

👀

[latent oracle]

I'm pretty strong otb but not so much at online

[gentle steppe]

Racist

[lime lava]

haha

[dim pumice]

Blud lose 1540 -> 1497

[lime lava]

Cause otb there is no computer to tell you that you made 10 blunders

[latent oracle]

Ahmet kaya

[latent oracle]

What no, i just meant i see better on otb

[fringe pendant]

@keen parrot im playing a 1900 if you wanna watch me NOT get adopted im in vc

[latent oracle]

Ahmet hunter

[latent oracle]

Flipperking

[dim pumice]

Spor yapan biri olarak

[pliant orbit]

nah

anti social

[dim pumice]

This is not my account

This

[latent oracle]

Stop bs posting

I am cringing visibly

[pliant orbit]

cool account

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-mario-yoshis-island-super-smash-brother-super-smash-brother-n64-gif-21681448

[dim pumice]

Bs supercell game

[vague sluice]

Would anyone like to destroy me in a rapid game?

[pliant orbit]

i just play clash royale rn

[dim pumice]

Clash royal supercell game too