💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

maple syrup and poutines for the win

[hasty iris]

canada doesnt need that as marks arent as important. everyone that applies has good marks

[grim edge]

🍁

[hasty iris]

i got into one of canada's top schools and programs without any AP or advanced whatever classes

they care more about your overall portfolio

[grim edge]

yeah like I got into a top high-school with 60-70%

[hasty iris]

huh?

were talking about university lol

[maiden mesa]

ah, i guess college is a lot more prioritized in the US since just about everybody applies, so to be competitive to top colleges you gotta take a bunch of advanced classes, do well on standardized testing, extracurriculars, etc

[grim edge]

shit

[hasty iris]

i mean for the competitive programs

[random drum]

Hii

I am fan of hans 💀

[grim edge]

yeah education is a big mess

I think we should all just agree school should
be 3 hours
teach you the actual important stuff
let your creativity shine

[maiden mesa]

dear god no

[hasty iris]

ill give u an example, my year, there were 20 spots for the UofT Double Degree Management + Stats Coop program. 20 only. hundreds of applicants, all with 95+ averages. literally everyone has good enough marks to get in

[grim edge]

u like 9 hour school

[stable mirage]

I mean you need some cheap defense

[grim edge]

u really like spending more time at school than at home

[stable mirage]

ciao!

[digital phoenix]

miner is so cheap

[maiden mesa]

"teach you the actual important stuff" most people wouldnt listen and the stuff that is taught is useful for enriching your life
3 hours is just not enough time to learn properly as well

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leo (ciao)

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Blitz: 849 (1041 peak)
Bullet: 1119 (1159 peak)

[white sorrel]

oof peak

[grim edge]

dude 92% of school resources is shit

[digital phoenix]

also this is beatdown i dont need to defend

[maiden mesa]

a world where nobody is taught things like math or writing and just spends 3 hours every day learning "the important stuff" and letting their creativity shine would be a disaster

like, what would you define as "the important stuff"

[stable mirage]

meh

[grim edge]

taxes, how to bank and mortgage

and mathematixs

[maiden mesa]

that's nonsense, learning math helps with those things and only learning how to file your taxes for 3 hours every day during your teenage years only teaches you how to be a corporate slave who doesn't have any creative skills or understanding of the world around them

[grim edge]

yeah well bomb the whole world and restart

I just don't like having to legit spend more hours at school than at home

stleast make it equal

[maiden mesa]

that's life

[maiden mesa]

7-8 hours in school is less than the 16-17 hours you spend outside of it

[grim edge]

during school days I practically see my teacher more than my larents

[maiden mesa]

like, no, spending 3 hours a day in school is not going to teach you much, and there's more to learning than "the important stuff", such as enriching your mind

[hasty iris]

self-learning skills are super underated

lots of schools dont really teach that

[digital phoenix]

learn it urself

[hasty iris]

[maiden mesa]

school exists to teach you how to think, by saying we should spend 3 hours learning to do taxes you miss the point of school

you can easily google "how to file my taxes", too

https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free here 👍 for citizens of the only country in the world that matters ofc

[grim edge]

dude I get enslaved to learn how much bedbugs Jenny has if the curve of the earth is multiplied by 3 tons or some shit

[latent pebble]

Bro can’t math

[maiden mesa]

🦅🦅🦅

[hasty iris]

[maiden mesa]

yes, learning how to do math is important. welcome to the world, i guess

[grim edge]

yummy

[grim edge]

ITS NKT EVEN SOENRHJNG J NEED TK USE

[hasty iris]

many things u will never use but learning it develops your brain. it trains dedication too. also math in general is quite important

[maiden mesa]

it teaches you how to think critically and effectively and how to enrich your brain, so yes, you will need to use it

also you ABSOLUTELY will use algebra in your daily life lol

[grim edge]

no ficking way

not algebra

[hasty iris]

for sure lol

[maiden mesa]

algebra does teach you how to do finances, which is what you seem to want.

[grim edge]

there's x = in taxes

tell me please

[hasty iris]

yes

i will give u a very basic example of algebra being used

[digital phoenix]

taxes more like texas

[grim edge]

okay I'm not doing that then !!

[maiden mesa]

x being a variable that you need to calculate (money owed), yes there are Xs in taxes

[grim edge]

lol who even says I need to pay my taxes

[maiden mesa]

ok now you're resorting to "haha funny joke tax fraud" when you realize your argument makes no sense, a classic

[grim edge]

it's simple, I don't like algebra, taxes has algebra

I won't do taxes I'll just build my own house in aforest

and it was never an argument

[grim edge]

just a very heated conversation

[pastel phoenix]

Blud actually won

[maiden mesa]

yes it clearly was, you made a claim (an argument) that school should be 3 hours long and teach "the important stuff"

[grim edge]

just an opinioj

[maiden mesa]

we are refuting your claim because its nonsense though up by a 9th grader who realized that he actually has to put in some effort

[pastel phoenix]

Guys

Go to #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[grim edge]

dude it was an opinon

[pastel phoenix]

Ur in the wrong channel

[grim edge]

I don't like school, you can tell, in my head 3 hours of school seemed perfect

[grim edge]

because I hated all my other teaxhers

[grim edge]

legit me

[maiden mesa]

dude shut the hell up its literally a general chat for general topics

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[grim edge]

I don't win any bullet games

[pastel phoenix]

You don’t get to fight GM though

[hasty iris]

💀

[grim edge]

it seems fun

what they gonna do Tax me for my own handmade house

[maiden mesa]

yeah and by making that opinion heard you think that it's true, so saying "its just an opinion" is a weak argument. deal with the fact that you've gotta do the horrible task of having to actually learn for the next four years

[hasty iris]

algebra is probably the most important thing from high school other than interpersonal and lagnuage skills

[pastel phoenix]

Against who?

[maiden mesa]

definitely

[grim edge]

it's just an opinion

[digital phoenix]

why are u playing a gm

[grim edge]

everyone

[pastel phoenix]

POV you get matched

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[pastel phoenix]

In unrated:

[digital phoenix]

what

[grim edge]

[maiden mesa]

one of those "school should teach the useful things like taxes and be 3 hours long" people

[maiden mesa]

wait responded to the wrong comment

[digital phoenix]

i literally asked why hes playing a gm

[grim edge]

hey man just my thoughts

[maiden mesa]

mb

[grim edge]

I thought school should be 3 hours and I put it out there

[maiden mesa]

like talking to a brick wall lmao

[indigo jetty]

School is hella easy and I'm in 9th grade 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

kind of

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[hasty iris]

did someone say brick

[pastel phoenix]

Coz he’s a GM

[grim edge]

my brain is a brick

[maiden mesa]

yeah we can tell

[grim edge]

yeah

too much gmaes

I watch too much Ben Shapiro videos

[grim edge]

ok we get it gms exist

[fervent lotus]

gms ? grandmasters

[fleet stag]

Uhhh

[pastel phoenix]

Look at rating difference

[grim edge]

I've beaten a few

[maiden mesa]

posting a screenshot full of losses because you lost a gm is not the zinger you think it is

[grim edge]

holy shit

[fervent lotus]

i once beat a women international master

[grim edge]

I've beaten my grandpa

hardest thing to ever do

yeah where's my trophy

[fleet stag]

NO WAY

[pastel phoenix]

At least that’s 20 games against a FM, mine is 20 games against GM

[grim edge]

fatass

[fleet stag]

Now yall r gon fight about who played against a fm and gm

I want cheetos

[pastel phoenix]

Nah look at my rating

[grim edge]

then eat them

[hasty iris]

need to show more losses 😤

[fleet stag]

But i dont have

[grim edge]

buy then

[fleet stag]

Lmfao

[hasty iris]

need to improve your friend's list @pastel phoenix

[fleet stag]

But its very hot

[grim edge]

wdym hot

[pastel phoenix]

Go to GM

As in game selection

[grim edge]

anyone who uses the opposite of the best theme is exiled from humanity

[pastel phoenix]

You’ll see 22 games

[fleet stag]

Oh wait i didnt notice

[fleet stag]

The wether is hot

So im not gon go outside just to buy cheetos

[digital phoenix]

how hot

[fleet stag]

Plus i dont even think their avalible in my country

[pastel phoenix]

But mine is the best

[fleet stag]

Nvm its only 32

[digital phoenix]

exactly

[fleet stag]

Wait no wrong country

[digital phoenix]

make it for london

[fleet stag]

Its 32

[fleet stag]

Im still not going outside

[hasty iris]

why do u use light theme

[fleet stag]

Nah that has to be a mouse slip

[pastel phoenix]

How to be

[lapis brook]

fight what

[fleet stag]

Dude whats eveyone doing

[hasty iris]

BRO CLEAR YOUR NOTIFICATIONS WHAT

[pastel phoenix]

Explain the miss

[digital phoenix]

jordan is no longer found

[fathom karma]

Anyone up for rapid?

Hmu

[remote bramble]

Bortnyk

[digital phoenix]

albert is

[drowsy lodge]

guessing he's coaching u lmfao

[remote bramble]

There are 2200+ bughouse streamers, I play like a 1900 maximum

I need a good partner tho

[digital phoenix]

ur 1900 bug?

[remote bramble]

Yeah

[digital phoenix]

must be nice

[remote bramble]

Well 1824 but I am constantly growing

+350 this week

[digital phoenix]

im 1470

[remote bramble]

Bruh you just need a stable partner and some Crazyhouse exp

[digital phoenix]

my partner is a 900 rated

or a 2k rated who cant play bug for shit

[remote bramble]

My partner is stable but a but weaker than me in blitz

That stops me a bit

We won some 2.1k teams tho

[digital phoenix]

im gonna continue searching for bug players

i lost to some 1700 joe staff or smth

green pawn guy

[grim edge]

.

[remote bramble]

Just go to the bughouse club

[grim edge]

then dude, buy them online

[latent pebble]

Does lichess have bughouse

[hasty iris]

u should partner with 1800_strength bro is so good at bughouse

[grim edge]

I can't get any sleep

[digital phoenix]

theres a bughouse club?

[grim edge]

always went to bed at 5 am

now when j need to sleep o cant

[remote bramble]

Called bughouse

[grim edge]

but for sure I'll be knocked out at class

js glad we have a half dah

[digital phoenix]

the one with the green tick?

[digital phoenix]

the hell

[hasty iris]

beg this dude for partner

[grim edge]

Wanna know how I fixed my schedule

[hasty iris]

he will carry u to 2K+

[grim edge]

I fought against my attempts to sleep

It took two days to fix it

[hasty iris]

he plays some insane stuff like with pawns he is built different

[grim edge]

Guyss anyone tell me a good opening for black?

[remote bramble]

Yeah i guess

[grim edge]

Scandinavian opening

Defense

[remote bramble]

My biggest partner was 2300

[grim edge]

But that’s ONLY if they play e4

[remote bramble]

... why not caro if you want d5

[grim edge]

Who plays that dude ew

[frosty fable]

Just mirror your opponent, ez

[grim edge]

And what if they play D4?

[hasty iris]

where can i see the bughouse leaderboard btw

[proper scarab]

Sicilian, but like whats your rating if you mind sharing?

[grim edge]

I'm a noob 1007

[grim edge]

You get to choose your own path

[remote bramble]

Go to leaderboard and choose bughouse

[remote bramble]

Me lol

[grim edge]

😢

[remote bramble]

King's indian on your level is fine

[grim edge]

Y'all must be grand masters 🫠

[grim edge]

Your mistake was not putting your queen to e2

[remote bramble]

I can officially tell you that scandi comparing to caro is trash

[grim edge]

Thankss

[hasty iris]

didnt know there was one 💀

[grim edge]

That’s your opinion bro

But I play safer with Scandinavian

[remote bramble]

And Gothamchess's

[grim edge]

just feels right

[remote bramble]

With a queen on d5

[frosty fable]

Nah, I'm Doritos Master.

[grim edge]

Yes

[hasty iris]

wait my friend isnt even on the bughouse leaderboard @remote bramble

[grim edge]

and when knight threatens I go back

[remote bramble]

1000s lose a queen in scandi every second game

[grim edge]

Or check I really don’t see the big deal here

[hasty iris]

probably cause he hasnt played it in a while

[remote bramble]

Yeah ikr it's insane there

You need to play last week

I guess

[hasty iris]

yeah

[proper scarab]

lol same dw, imo Sicilian is so fun to play and it has millions of variations but if you want a safe opening for black maybe Caro Kan or scandinavian yeah

[hasty iris]

he should be right above danya

2561

[remote bramble]

Check is weird don't do that

[frosty fable]

Wait, how does bughouse work again?

[hasty iris]

partnered

[digital phoenix]

2v2

[hasty iris]

and then every piece u capture ur partner can drop

[remote bramble]

If you capture a piece your partner can place it in a board

[hasty iris]

u play opposite colors

[frosty fable]

Oh right

[remote bramble]

Promoted queens are considered pawns

[grim edge]

I like checking dude

It really scares people

because whatever I do next is unpredictable

[frosty fable]

Yeah, I remember now.. Danke!

[remote bramble]

E4 d5 ed5 qd5 nc3 qe5+, evaluation +1.9

[digital phoenix]

im gonna go into a random bughouse game

[hasty iris]

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[spice quail]

rubber room

[frosty fable]

Play with me

[proper scarab]

yeah thats true loll and it messes up w them psychologically

but not always ngl

[digital phoenix]

too late

[frosty fable]

Ich lerne immernoch

[grim edge]

I just like it man

[proper scarab]

like dont do useless checks obv

[grim edge]

That’s sort of a habit

[remote bramble]

Bro

[grim edge]

I check to buy time

[remote bramble]

If you wanna improve listen to others

Qe5 is a mistake or inaccuracy

[digital phoenix]

mf threw my elo

[digital phoenix]

give user

[hasty iris]

ich auch. idk if thats right

[grim edge]

It’s a book move…

Can’t be wrong

[grim edge]

yes

[hasty iris]

wait till u get the 100 rated players randomly playing bughouse to troll everyone

[digital phoenix]

u wanna bug

[grim edge]

please tell me how to fix my schedule

[proper scarab]

AHAHA loll honestly cant blame u

[grim edge]

I told you already

[hasty iris]

it's 3am boutta dip. gl tho

[grim edge]

I need this critical information

[digital phoenix]

sad

[remote bramble]

It's not check again

[digital phoenix]

@remote bramble can i get a bug carry

[grim edge]

Avoid sleeping until you can’t handle it anymore

[proper scarab]

or sleep for 14 hrs

[grim edge]

Try sleeping at 1-3pm then you’ll wake up earlier like 2am or something then it’ll slowly fix

[remote bramble]

17UTC is when I can play at working days

[grim edge]

uhhh

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

okY

I'll try it

[grim edge]

It worked for me dude when I was in summer break I had poor sleeping schedule

so I just don't sleep

Yes be active

okay

Go for a walk it’ll wake your brain up

should I drink caffiene

No because you’ll develop a caffeine addiction

no like

skip the stimulants

coke

doesn't that have caffeine

Yeah

25 milligrams

[proper scarab]

idk tbh but caffeine works for me just dont drink too much

[frigid field]

Is there a way to get a variant I created verified so that like elo can be gained on the 4 player and variants server?

[grim edge]

what if I have this raging urge to slee

[grim edge]

Why do all the pawns look like robo cops

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87636118769
guys have i played good this match

[worn ice]

serizon (1462) vs. tvrdisiczeljko (1443)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bg5 Be7 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. cxd5 exd5 7. e3 Ne4 8. Bxe7 Qxe7 9. Nxd5 Qd6 10. Nc3 Bg4 11. Nxe4 Qg6 12. Ned2 O-O-O 13. h3 Bh5 14. g4 Bxg4 15. hxg4 Qxg4 16. [Bh3] 

[grim edge]

FIGHT THE SLEEP DEMON

[frigid field]

They capture straight forward instead of diagonally

[grim edge]

I heard pinching yourself works

[frigid field]

move and capture one square forward

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-thank-you-for-your-cooperation-robot-gif-17470015

[proper scarab]

u can take a cold shower or sth lmao

[grim edge]

i am sry but how is this brilliant?

[grim edge]

I don't do cold showers

[grim edge]

Yeah being sleepy is like being drunk

Your muscles are weak and you hardly remember what you did

[toxic valley]

Don't trust chesscom move reviews

[grim edge]

oh ok gotcha

okay I think this morning I should splash cold water on my face

[digital phoenix]

qh5

[toxic valley]

Also it is free knight

[latent pebble]

@dreamy siren

[digital phoenix]

and then pawn up to block u take pawn and rook

[grim edge]

Yes

[proper scarab]

yeah thats true and you start babbling ab the most random stuff fr

[grim edge]

2k+ want game? You go 1. d4

[grim edge]

yes , i got intos uch positions many time , but didnt think about it

Cold water wakes you up better because your blood vessels constrict

[proper scarab]

you dont already do that? AYO

[grim edge]

Cold baths the best

[grim edge]

I wash my face whenever I shower

[grim edge]

I’ve skipped washing my face alot

It’s an unpleasant experience

[lapis brook]

lmfao

[grim edge]

my beds looking real nice right now

But eventually I do wash it

Just when I’m more alert

too bad I can't do its purpose

[grim edge]

what time is it for you

[proper scarab]

YALL that's wild

[grim edge]

3 am

[grim edge]

Same

school starts at 9

fight the night until you see the sunlight

[frosty fable]

Lmao, bro resigned

[grim edge]

the teachers keep the lights on you for to be awake

my eyes are so heavy

[grim edge]

do you want to break the cycle or not

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

I do

[proper scarab]

when do u wake up for that?

[grim edge]

THEN FIGHTT

ok guys i gotta tell you , 3 months ago , i created this website which is the most ligthweigt (only html css js , not react or shit like that ) , which can be used to play chess in singleplayer (ie. you move both the pieces) , it doesnt have highlighting but i kinda did it in hour by copy pasting
heres the link : https://lichess.neocities.org

[grim edge]

before I woke up at 6 30

[pastel phoenix]

I’m like 400 in bug

[grim edge]

to get ready eat breakfast and catch the bus

[pastel phoenix]

I used to be 100

[proper scarab]

do some jumping jacks or like crunches ANY MOVEMENT

GOO

[grim edge]

you know how quiet the house is rn

[proper scarab]

thats ideal

[proper scarab]

i can imagine ok fine

[lapis brook]

Have the bus catch you

[frosty fable]

Then, change the tiles of your room

[grim edge]

my mom is sleeping and I'll get a five star asswhooping if I start exercising

[proper scarab]

i am just saying maybe a set of 10 reps

nothing crazy yk

[frosty fable]

My autocorrect is getting out of hands, damn

[proper scarab]

just to get ur blood flow going

[proper scarab]

genius

[grim edge]

yeah cause my mkms really gonna change my tiles

[digital phoenix]

mkm

[grim edge]

she's gonna hunt me down if I ask her to change the tiles

[lapis brook]

dont u hav school or smth

[digital phoenix]

mkm

[dire cargo]

Wait V CLONED is a kid??

[grim edge]

yeah whatever dude

[lapis brook]

no hes old

[digital phoenix]

yes im below 18

[frosty fable]

Kiddo, to be precise.

[lapis brook]

so Smol

[dire cargo]

Holy shid cool

[lapis brook]

[frosty fable]

Bery smol

[lapis brook]

like this ->

[frosty fable]

Me

[proper scarab]

its fine guys ill take it

[grim edge]

😏

[drowsy lodge]

but i still fall asleep in class

[lapis brook]

bring a flashlight

[digital phoenix]

bad

[grim edge]

schizo

[proper scarab]

me when i start tilting at 3am

[graceful lintel]

Got selected for city chess tournament

[proper scarab]

oooo

congrats

goodluckkk fr

[digital phoenix]

how bad is everyone

[graceful lintel]

1700 rated smth

Highest is 1700 rated*

Av is like 900

[digital phoenix]

why so bad

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

ez wins

[graceful lintel]

Yea

I've only 14 days to prepare

Imma go learn middle game stuff

[digital phoenix]

dont touch chess at all ez

[graceful lintel]

im trusting you

[stable mirage]

play 20+ games of bullet each day

[graceful lintel]

@stable mirage be my kitten

Pls 🥺

[digital phoenix]

[stable mirage]

hmm why

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[spice quail]

💀

[graceful lintel]

No reason I just want a kitten

[exotic wedge]

fart.

[digital phoenix]

@stable mirage carry me in bug

[graceful lintel]

🥺🥺

[stable mirage]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

silent pawn

[spice quail]

You should get a real kitten

[grim edge]

Don’t leave it’s my fault

[exotic wedge]

Cat overload

[stable mirage]

I don’t know bughouse prep

[digital phoenix]

is there such a thing

also ur 200 points higher than me

[stable mirage]

gamemode exists = prep exists

[exotic wedge]

Im rated 8900

[digital phoenix]

ah yes like my antichess prep which i forgot

[graceful lintel]

650 rated

[exotic wedge]

Ik 😭💀

[graceful lintel]

Pls be my kitten anyone??

[digital phoenix]

u can be mine

[exotic wedge]

Forced mate

[stable mirage]

you aren’t giving reasons why you want one

[grim edge]

@grim edge has been banned for fair play https://www.chess.com/member/prakash2430e @clear sequoia

[exotic wedge]

He cant afford one

[digital phoenix]

can u send proof that its his account

[graceful lintel]

BC ur cute 🥺

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

like anything that says that is his account

[graceful lintel]

Nah pragg is just too good

[stable mirage]

bruh

[grim edge]

sure let me find it

[grim edge]

Should’ve known for a guy who comes in 5 days after he makes his account

[graceful lintel]

Not a bad deal

[grim edge]

!welcome?

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

indeed

[grim edge]

Guyss my frnd is on 367 and wants to push till 1400 in 30 days but i can't guide him I'm just a rookie(1007 points only)

[digital phoenix]

ok part time discord kitten

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

then dont guide him

[grim edge]

So can y'all suggest how he may push?

[exotic wedge]

With his hands

[stable mirage]

with his brain

[clear sequoia]

I have no idea what this dispute between two Just Joined users is about, but as lasagna said: We need proof that that's their account.

[grim edge]

🫠

[exotic wedge]

Catoverload

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

if u search messages from that guy theres nothing in this server also

[grim edge]

hey i looked at your chess.com and it shows you're from sierra leone , is it true or you just liked the flag

[stable mirage]

I picked a random flag

[exotic wedge]

He is "ramesh babu"

[digital phoenix]

next time less beef more chicken

[grim edge]

aah i see

[exotic wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ramesh-babu-mugguru-kodukulu-rameshbabu-old-movies-expressions-gif-13910188147606753179

[digital phoenix]

were u here before last time ur cc user is familiar

[grim edge]

Can y'all actually suggest something plss

[digital phoenix]

or maybe its just the same flag as this guy

[exotic wedge]

Read books

[grim edge]

🥹

[stable mirage]

wdym

[grim edge]

do you still play valorant btw?

[digital phoenix]

were u in this server before this year

[stable mirage]

I don’t remember

[stable mirage]

not much

[digital phoenix]

bittergourd

[graceful lintel]

[exotic wedge]

Is this a poke mon

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

I was here uh

like mid April

[digital phoenix]

yep it is

[cunning shore]

[exotic wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/niki-connor-holistic-chef-niki-chef-nutrition-nutritionist-gif-23484571

[raw zephyr]

hello

[grim edge]

ah I found the proof it's a screenshot but I can't copy and paste it here somehow

[digital phoenix]

send it to him in dm

[exotic wedge]

YOU FARTED

[digital phoenix]

u dont have image perms here

[exotic wedge]

This combo is fire

[graceful lintel]

[quick cradle]

Is there anything like chessbase for free

[grim edge]

@clear sequoia dm'ed, I have no beef with him tho, just cleaning out a cheater we found in GC

[exotic wedge]

Yes

Step 1. Get money

Step 2: you havent completed step 1 broke boi

[cunning shore]

Lucas chess?

[stable mirage]

yk the guy hasn’t talked here it’s kind of pointless banning them

[digital phoenix]

i think he has ngl idk why it doesnt show

[stable mirage]

oh hm

[acoustic mason]

How come this game shows a different blunder count on browser vs app. The actual game review matches what app says

[stable mirage]

wow good job

[fair pewter]

Ty

[drowsy lodge]

why doe it say ur great moves

[quick cradle]

Yes i am broke 😞

[stable mirage]

phoenix lineups 💯

[acoustic mason]

Because I played 2 great moves

[viral epoch]

HUHHH

[little root]

the reason bishops are slightly better than knights is because they attain invisibility after not moving for some time

[cunning shore]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-bruh-meme-guy-wtf-what-gif-17184367

[exotic wedge]

Knight>>> checkmate

[little root]

yes its a loss of dignity to be mated with a pawn, a knight, castling, or en passant

[quick cradle]

Enpassant>checkmate

[stable mirage]

how bout a king

[cunning shore]

Why your pfp looks like it's from genshin

[exotic wedge]

Smothered mate)>>>>>> en passant

[little root]

consider playing checkers

[exotic wedge]

😭

[acoustic mason]

Queens gambit >>>>>> checkmate

Botez* oop

[exotic wedge]

Caro kann >>>>>>

[nimble niche]

why tf did mcdonalds put my quarter pounder in a happy meal box?

[acoustic mason]

I meant botez gambit I'm just an idiot

[quick cradle]

How many of you have been mated by a queen 👀

[stable mirage]

are you not happy

[cunning shore]

Italian >>>>>>

[exotic wedge]

1 sentence two meanings

[cunning shore]

😏

[acoustic mason]

I'm too dedicated to chess to get mated by queens

[digital phoenix]

real chess players dont get mated they resign

[solemn ivy]

chess

[exotic wedge]

No, they ask for draw first and when the opponent declines beg them to draw in chat

[solemn ivy]

real chess players are infertile?>

[little root]

??

[thorny plinth]

What

[solemn ivy]

fukumean

solid im keeping my word

[exotic wedge]

You are dumb

[pastel phoenix]

Nah don’t Botez

[pastel phoenix]

No

[exotic wedge]

Archer queen >>>> queen

[pastel phoenix]

Ur infertile

[solemn ivy]

i have 5 kids

[grim edge]

ur too young to be on dc

[acoustic mason]

I'm 600 elo, sacking your queen may as well be part of the rules at my level

[pastel phoenix]

You are, not me

[pastel phoenix]

Yep if it’s for forced mate

[exotic wedge]

1v1 blitz

[grim edge]

@clear sequoia ew

[clear sequoia]

What on earth? This looks like ChatGPT could've done a better rating :p

[digital phoenix]

yes d4 all the way down

[pastel phoenix]

Ok what is ur username

[stable mirage]

my opinion is flawless

[digital phoenix]

reduce it to the depths

[exotic wedge]

ThreatLord

[acoustic mason]

I ask for consent before I mate with a queen

[pastel phoenix]

Invited

[grim edge]

its missing 3 openings

[stable mirage]

which three

I am very interested which ones you don’t see considering that they are all there

[little root]

Tip of the Day:
Stop thinking about chess as a game of pieces and checkmate.
Think of it as a game of SQUARES
And how do you control squares? Piece activity.

Bonus:
When attacking, flip the board and look at it from your opponent's perspective, not yours

[grim edge]

resigning / leaving / eating

[stable mirage]

…..

[grim edge]

that sure gonna help the 150 rapid

[grim edge]

haha yes my games are 90% resignation 10% checkmate

[acoustic mason]

Mine are like 20% stalemate because im stupid

[little root]

If you want to get to 1k, stop blundering pieces (literally that most of the job done)

[grim edge]

didnt ask

[grim edge]

so i just checked again and i am stupid , it was of 7 days , of all my history , 75% are resignation 21% chekcmate 1% timeout

[stable mirage]

that probably gets you a lot higher

[grim edge]

play more bullet

[little root]

not much tho? the focus now shifts to: how do i take advantage of my opponent's blunders

at about 1400 you have to start coming up with tangible plans

[grim edge]

why u so weird jason

[stable mirage]

ngl just tactics probably works

with no plan

[grim edge]

hey @little root if u wanna reach 1500 then go study tactics instead of saying pointless shit here

[little root]

Lmao im 2003 classical, what's your point

[stable mirage]

anyway doesn’t really matter might as well do both

[grim edge]

1v1 then mr 1200

[stable mirage]

lichess classical?

[little root]

yh

[stable mirage]

interesting

[grim edge]

lool aint no way

[little root]

I don't play on cc much

[grim edge]

im also 2k lichess bullet

[little root]

Wifi's unstable

[grim edge]

ill send u a lc link

[little root]

if you were, you wouldn't be <500 in any time controls

XD

[grim edge]

im not smh

[latent pebble]

2k lichess bullet is like 1800ish cc bullet

[exotic wedge]

The tense of abort? Abortion

[grim edge]

yea im 1800 lol

[latent pebble]

maybe a bit higher

[grim edge]

What is chess baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more 😔🗣️

@little root click the link bitch

[lapis brook]

lmao

[little root]

No thanks, I'm analyzing the games I played this morning

[grim edge]

i didnt ask omfg

whos tryin to play

[grim edge]

bullet?

[grim edge]

nah

blitz

[little root]

lol 🤦‍♂️ so many kids on here

[grim edge]

vc?

[grim edge]

dm

[grim edge]

lol

[digital phoenix]

emoji spam @bright juniper

aw hes not server mod anymore

[grim edge]

is chess.com banned in china

[grim edge]

@grim edge Your Turn

[digital phoenix]

wax

[lapis brook]

Aw

What is chess baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more 😔🗣️

[lapis brook]

Probably not

[grim edge]

walliope

[idle cave]

anyone wanna play?

[grim edge]

the great firewall of china

[lapis brook]

[graceful lintel]

Bro managed to blunder knight on 7th move and hung M1

[latent pebble]

What is chess

[stable mirage]

pain

[latent pebble]

Playing on the app is so skill issue

[graceful lintel]

Ok

[stable mirage]

hello kitten

[graceful lintel]

Hows it going

[latent pebble]

Use web

[stable mirage]

.

[graceful lintel]

No

[latent pebble]

why

[stable mirage]

hush kitten

[grim edge]

anybody want to play blitz?

[stable mirage]

hi other kitten

[grim edge]

I'm not ur kitten

[young wedge]

hewwo

[stable mirage]

you don’t have to by my kitten to be a kitten

[keen parrot]

... hi chat

[grim edge]

I'm not a kitten

[stable mirage]

hush and accept it

[keen parrot]

as degen as always

[grim edge]

@keen parrot

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

where u meet ur gf

[keen parrot]

here

[grim edge]

u met up irl?

[keen parrot]

not yet smh

[grim edge]

bruh what

[keen parrot]

next summer though

[grim edge]

💀💀

[keen parrot]

shits expensive

[grim edge]

I ha

why her and not som1 u know irl

[keen parrot]

the few people i know irl are just kinda shit

[stable mirage]

meet more people

[digital phoenix]

get catfished

[keen parrot]

don't really have any friend groups and stuff now that i don't have school anymore

[grim edge]

Guys

where u from

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

ur dads a mathematician aint he

[keen parrot]

my mother

[keen parrot]

what makes you think that

[grim edge]

u from netherlands?

[keen parrot]

lived there, not anymore

[grim edge]

where now

[keen parrot]

what is your purpose

[grim edge]

Hi guys

[keen parrot]

why all these questions

[grim edge]

simple questions require simple answers

[keen parrot]

feels like I'm getting interrogated

might as well give my socal security number

[grim edge]

just say where u living

[keen parrot]

why do i need to, just check my cc profile for the country

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-smart-think-about-it-in-here-smile-gif-14369127

[keen parrot]

not really 200 iq

more like 100 ngl

[dire cargo]

common sense

[grim edge]

wuss ur cc

[grim edge]

i dunno 1400-1500 do the most stupid things (including me)

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

gotchu

she from sweden 2?

can someone game review this match for me pls?

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87640830669?tab=review

[worn ice]

serizon (1488) vs. flaianesque (1450)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. c4 h6 3. Nc3 c6 4. e4 d6 5. Nf3 Qe7 6. Bf4 g5 7. Bg3 f5 8. h3 f4 9. Bh2 Bg7 10. Bd3 d5 11. e5 dxc4 12. Bxc4 b5 13. Bd3 Qd7 14. Bg6+ Ke7 15. O-O Ba6 16. Re1 Kd8 17. Qb3 Ne7 18. Bh5 Bb7 19. Qb4 a5 20. Qc5 Nc8 21. Ne4 Na6 22. Qc2 Nb4 23. Qb3 Nb6 24. a3 N4d5 25. a4 bxa4 26. Qc2 Nb4 27. Qc5 N4d5 28. Nf6 Bxf6 29. exf6 Kc7 30. g3 Nxf6 31. Bg4 Nxg4 32. hxg4 Nd5 33. gxf4 gxf4 34. Ne5 Qg7 35. f3 h5 36. Re2 hxg4 37. fxg4 Qe7 38. Qxe7+ Nxe7 39. Bxf4 Raf8 40. Ng6+ Kd8 41. Nxh8 Rxh8 42. Rxe6 Bc8 43. Rd6+ Ke8 44. Re1 Bxg4 45. Bg5 Rh7 46. Rxc6 Bd7 47. Rc5 Rg7 48. Kf1 Kf7 49. Rxe7+ Kg6 50. Rxg7+ Kxg7 51. Rc7 Kg6 52. Rxd7 Kxg5 53. Rd5+ Kf6 54. Rxa5 Ke6 55. Rxa4 Kd7 56. Ra6 Kc7 57. Rh6 Kd7 58. b4 Kc7 59. b5 Kb7 60. d5 Kc7 61. Rg6 Kd7 62. b6 Kd8 63. Rg7 Kc8 64. d6 Kd8 65. b7 Ke8 66. b8=Q# 

[keen parrot]

has lil bro forgotten the conversation from 9 hours ago

[grim edge]

i wanna see how many blunders i did

[keen parrot]

she lives far away

[grim edge]

i was sleepin 9 hrs ago

[violet robin]

can someone review this? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87641469545?tab=review

[worn ice]

Olixiarski (704) vs. Haxor801 (766)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nf6 3. Qxe5+ Be7 4. Qg5 Nxe4 5. Qxg7 Rf8 6. Qxh7 Ng5 7. Qh5 d6 8. Bc4 Bf6 9. Nf3 Rh8 10. Qg4 Bxg4 11. d4 Nxf3+ 12. gxf3 Bxf3 13. Rf1 Rg8 14. Nd2 Qe7+ 15. Ne4 Qxe4+ 16. Kd2 Bg5+ 17. Kc3 Nc6 18. Bd3 Qxd4+ 19. Kb3 Qb4# 

[crisp jasper]

I was playing a tournament and my first opponent was 5 year old and he played bong cloud and after he lost he started crying

[keen parrot]

not in sweden

[grim edge]

where she from omfg

[dire cargo]

u got a girl

[grim edge]

eu?

[keen parrot]

not in europe

[grim edge]

wuss her dc

[keen parrot]

[keen parrot]

not saying bozo

[grim edge]

hey bro can you pls game review the match ( i dont have premium ) for me please?

[dire cargo]

tilt fr??

[grim edge]

ill find it lol

[keen parrot]

sure man, send a game in dms and ill review

[grim edge]

tanks 🙂

[violet robin]

can you do mine too?

[keen parrot]

yea man

i don't lie about this shit like cole does

[graceful lintel]

Back to grinding
32 elo in last 2 days

[latent pebble]

Tyraone

[grim edge]

@keen parrot u ever facecam her

[keen parrot]

brother

stop being so intrusive

[grim edge]

whos wants to play before i go off to sleep

[remote bramble]

I can

Anyone 1+0?

[grim edge]

I’ll play

[grim edge]

i wont lie but in 3 days , i got to 70 + elo

[remote bramble]

Challenge Fettucinii (my phone acc) 1+0

[grim edge]

no offense but my opponents are shit

[grim edge]

2+1?

[remote bramble]

1+0

[grim edge]

I’m on phone too

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Okay

[grim edge]

but yeh i never get brilliant moves very much like you

[sinful dagger]

What is populer openings for black in chess?

[grim edge]

whats your id

[graceful lintel]

I think same thing happened on my previous account
I went 1k to 1.1k in 5 days ig

[graceful lintel]

Icarwi

[grim edge]

for me 1k to 1.1k was the greatest struggle

it felt like elo hell

now it feels preety chill

[graceful lintel]

For me it was 1350 to 1400

It took me more than a month

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

it took me more than 2 months to get from 1k to 1.1k

[graceful lintel]

still pretty good

[dire cargo]

w tilt

[remote bramble]

@grim edge gg

[grim edge]

gg

hi chat

[dire cargo]

hi

[dire cargo]

r u the one called ducky or sm shid by ur friends?

[grim edge]

ye or nu

[grim edge]

🎉

[keen parrot]

im not answering more from you man

[grim edge]

🤓

[keen parrot]

i feel like you will just keep asking more

[dire cargo]

bro y u so down bad dawg

[grim edge]

no u lil bro

[keen parrot]

get your own relationship smh

[grim edge]

duck, ducky, duckling, anything works rlly, but yeah, hi o/

[digital phoenix]

du

[grim edge]

unlike u ive actually had 3 (irl) gfs

[keen parrot]

your sister doesn't count

[grim edge]

u too old to say things like that

[dire cargo]

did u join mine and storm's skribble game yesterday?

[digital phoenix]

having more gfs is not a good thing

[grim edge]

i wanted to but i couldn't srry

[keen parrot]

you are too young to even be in discord

[grim edge]

depend

[digital phoenix]

literally shows u cant commit

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

exactly

[acoustic mason]

"had" is the key word

[keen parrot]

ye that too

[grim edge]

Having a gf is pain

[grim edge]

french bread???

[grim edge]

no lol people dont have decade long relationships when they r 15

[keen parrot]

not really, it's the best i have felt in years

[digital phoenix]

then just dont have a relationship

[grim edge]

ever had an irl gf

[dire cargo]

nah nah im just trying to find those ppl who joined coz i didnt know any of them except storm(idk her either but know her more ik u guys)

[digital phoenix]

zax is my gf trust

[grim edge]

@grim edge Caro-Kann Defense: Accelerated Panov, Modern Variation refuted

[dire cargo]

true dawg(me whose never been in a ship)

[grim edge]

@grim edge ?💀

[grim edge]

oh alrighty

[digital phoenix]

never mind caro player

[dire cargo]

yea

[keen parrot]

she is my gf irl too, just that there is distance seperating us atm

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge hey bbg

[keen parrot]

not this again

[grim edge]

sure thing but that doesnt answer the question

[dire cargo]

i dont see ur ship going too far thn smh... sad but real shid

[grim edge]

this is cap everyone knows i date stockfish

[digital phoenix]

make ur mark in 2200 channel noob

[keen parrot]

you just don't believe smh, this is why i don't want to talk about this

[dire cargo]

bro u said u r not down bad but u sound desperate af

[digital phoenix]

im up bad

[grim edge]

explain bruh

[keen parrot]

people online have a hard time being supportive

[dire cargo]

woah chill... y u heated up bruh? sry

[grim edge]

best sticker (totally not biased)

[dire cargo]

nah u dont know but u keep on asking questions and tht makes u desperate unconsciously

[digital phoenix]

i love overheating

[grim edge]

u gotta go school to work on ur logic

[dire cargo]

u had school ri8? what u doin here

[keen parrot]

me when i get a single kill as a duelist in valorant

[surreal arrow]

daily games are interesting

[grim edge]

[dire cargo]

aiit bro if u wanna deny that sure... meh

[keen parrot]

RIP VoxNeruda

[dire cargo]

?

[grim edge]

who was he again

[keen parrot]

its the schizo from the sticker

this one

[dire cargo]

next to shaq?

[grim edge]

[dire cargo]

oh

[grim edge]

me

[dire cargo]

rip

[grim edge]

dont worry undergoing indentity crisis

[grim edge]

zax 😭

[keen parrot]

he has made classics such as "Hot Dog!" and "R*pe is Good!"

[grim edge]

bro sounds like edp

call me by your my name

WRONG MF EMOTE

[keen parrot]

i would send it but it's age restricted

[grim edge]

I MEANT THIS

what did you send 😟

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

literally me

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

literally me rn

we killing chat with that one 🔥

[grim edge]

Felt inspired

[cunning shore]

Touching grass... Ah yes, how elegant

[acoustic mason]

Why is your carpet so long and green? What is that?

[cunning shore]

Bro its called grass, you should get in contact with it too, you'll feel refreshed

[acoustic mason]

Can I get it delivered on Uber eats?

[dire cargo]

bro doesnt want go outside at any cost

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5LPUMsWIAEfmse?format=jpg&name=900x900

[mild apex]

so ded

[grim edge]

@worn ice

bro has chat overlord role

[mild apex]

fr zax

albert been talkin

[grim edge]

wake albert up then pls pls

[acoustic mason]

Doesn't even have 500 elo though smh. And bots are supposed to be good at chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bleed (eloranker)

This is the Chess.com profile of eloranker. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bleed (eloranker)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1654 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1411 (1459 peak)
Bullet: 1339 (peak)

[mild apex]

@grim edge awake

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zax

This is the Chess.com profile of zax. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1928 (2018 peak)
Blitz: 1795 (1967 peak)
Bullet: 1439 (peak)

[grim edge]

@mild apex i fellllll harddddd

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THIS WILL TAKE ME time

[latent pebble]

Rapid tilt Sadge

[mild apex]

u fell down?

[grim edge]

elo

[grim edge]

thats a fat hand boi

[mild apex]

ow

[grim edge]

fr

[mild apex]

is ok man, i tilt my rapid elo

your blitz

[grim edge]

im going to the gym today anyone going gym today aswell?

[latent pebble]

That’s not even fat

[grim edge]

yeah

[latent pebble]

A fat hand is mad chubby

[honest drift]

Guys why I'm stuck at 699

[mild apex]

dont play london

[grim edge]

he tryna look for something to use as a insult lmao

[honest drift]

I dont

[grim edge]

🥱

[mild apex]

u need to see for tactics

[latent pebble]

What happened

[grim edge]

idk

i just assume that someone who speaks like that is mad at sumthin

[honest drift]

What is a tactic lol

[grim edge]

[lapis brook]

Hove u seen her irl

[mild apex]

hav u tried the new chess bots?

[honest drift]

I beat pekka second try

[lapis brook]

Are u still stuck at 699

[mild apex]

need 3 star

[grim edge]

nope nope

[honest drift]

Yeah

[grim edge]

they hard ? ?

[honest drift]

Only archer woman is hard

[mild apex]

lowest is 300, highest is 2900

[grim edge]

2900 hmmmmmm

lemme go fight it 1 sec

[latent pebble]

I’m stuck at 230 pls help @honest drift

[lapis brook]

What elo is mittens

[mild apex]

i havent played wiz, peka and queen yet

[remote bramble]

Hm

[honest drift]

Maybe get good

[latent pebble]

I hate chess.con

[honest drift]

Yo 600 wassup

[mild apex]

both of u get better

[keen parrot]

kinda hard when she lives on pretty much the other side of the world ain't it

[latent pebble]

it doesn’t give me the new coc and cr board

[honest drift]

Did i ask

[grim edge]

2300 puzzles let’s go

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[latent pebble]

Pekka is really bad

[remote bramble]

Hi 100

[honest drift]

Yeah pretty much

[mild apex]

update cc or go settings to enable

[manic basalt]

Hey

[white sorrel]

#848546232339398677 puzzle rush here

[honest drift]

What's your rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bleed (eloranker)

This is the Chess.com profile of eloranker. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bleed (eloranker)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1654 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1411 (1459 peak)
Bullet: 1339 (peak)

[honest drift]

Yeah pretty bad

[remote bramble]

Yeah terrible

[honest drift]

Imagine not being at your peak

[manic basalt]

This is shown only if you have diamond?

[latent pebble]

I’m on phone no update

[honest drift]

Couldn't be me honestly

[mild apex]

if no then check settings, cus i updated cc yesterday in my phone

[honest drift]

699 is my peak

[grim edge]

No you can see it with diamond

[mild apex]

do /profile then

[latent pebble]

Pratham are you better than David

[honest drift]

/profil

[grim edge]

@mild apex yeah this bot hard

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2099 (2146 peak)
Blitz: 2634 (2639 peak)
Bullet: 2304 (2425 peak)