#💬〡general-off-topic

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latent pebble
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I would advise not to comment on such topic when you are severely uneducated

iron barn
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tough times to be a drug addict

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they be cutting the pills with fentanyl and ur dead in seconds

green hollow
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I personally prefer Chess.com for the range of bots you can utilize, for the analysis (if you hav the moni like me) and for the themes and stuff

clear sequoia
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you got it.

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You're triggering my Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

green hollow
latent oracle
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Let's gooooo

south zenith
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Yeaa i have fans here

green hollow
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tell me why

fleet sigil
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my favorite word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

latent oracle
south zenith
grim edge
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chess.com is a overall better platform than lichess, however I understand lichess users because everyone deals with being broke at times

latent oracle
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Cc uses glicko 1 lc uses glicko 2

south zenith
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Oh and its free

latent oracle
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Glicko-2 is an improvement on Glicko-1, which addressed problems of the older ELO rating. What makes Glicko-2 special in comparison to version 1 is that it incorporates a higher rating deviation (RD) the longer someone has been inactive.

brave galleon
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@clear sequoia is the study group active?

grim edge
latent oracle
brave galleon
grim edge
brave galleon
green hollow
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i mean the infinite 7 week trial glitch works, knowing that you can create a ton of emails to create accounts with

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its super secret i cant tell

south zenith
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Are there any dutchies in this chat?

elfin charm
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hello everyone

grim edge
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hi tank

elfin charm
surreal cradle
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Helo

rose thunder
green hollow
south zenith
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I couldnt care less about formula 1

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Football all the way😅

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PSV EINDHOVEN!

rose thunder
brave galleon
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@grim edge damn bruh

grim edge
brave galleon
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I've played against you on chess com

rose thunder
south zenith
rose thunder
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if u remember

grim edge
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im jk i remember u cause of pfp

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but i didnt know u was a bassist

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thats cool

brave galleon
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ye :v

rose thunder
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I told u in dms

south zenith
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Is mayonaise an instrument?

grim edge
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ahh

rose thunder
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cuz I just looked in there lmao

upbeat viper
worn iceBOT
# upbeat viper https://www.chess.com/game/live/87423760995
bastouraa (1932) vs. Davorin20 (2058)

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Move List
1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. f3 dxe4 4. fxe4 e5 5. Nf3 exd4 6. Bc4 c5 7. O-O Nc6 8. Ng5 Ne5 9. Bxf7+ Ke7 10. Bb3 h6 11. Nf7 Nxf7 12. Rxf7+ Ke8 13. Qf3 Nf6 14. e5 Bg4 15. Qxb7 Nd7 16. e6 Ne5 17. Ba4+ 
upbeat viper
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never seen such a bot at 2069

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like bruh

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come on

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you're supposed to be good at chess

brave galleon
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rapid sucks currently

rose thunder
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where 2k BRUHNOOO

upbeat viper
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a bit

brave galleon
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every 5 games i play against like 3 cheaters

south zenith
fickle rampart
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Nah 2K ELO is still pretty low quality

rose thunder
latent oracle
little elm
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2000 games are really bad

deft estuary
brave galleon
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yea man i like supporting the website

south zenith
rose thunder
little elm
fickle rampart
brave galleon
boreal cosmos
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and then get banned

fleet sigil
grim edge
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i think in general 2000 elo games are bad, however 2000elo players are capable of playing a good game tbh

little elm
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just play bullet, not that many cheaters

brave galleon
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they be havin 2200 in rapid and 1200 in bullet lmao

deft estuary
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Im 2300 clean🔥

fickle rampart
restive storm
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remember your 3000+ account

south zenith
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As a 2000 player I can say that quality overall can be pretty high

fickle rampart
latent oracle
south zenith
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As in 80-90% accuracy

honest drift
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As a 699 rated player I have a lot to say

little elm
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2000s can play well, but also can play very badly

fickle rampart
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I was once the highest RATED player in this server :)

restive storm
south zenith
restive storm
latent oracle
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Capitalism

sterile tusk
worn iceBOT
# sterile tusk https://www.chess.com/live/game/87423082037 can someone gamereview pls
Mosti97_05 (1371) vs. Webbix7 (1401)

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Move List
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Bxc6 dxc6 6. O-O Bd6 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bh4 Be6 9. Nc3 Qe7 10. Qd2 O-O-O 11. Na4 Rdg8 12. c3 g5 13. Bg3 h5 14. h3 g4 15. Nh4 gxh3 16. b4 hxg2 17. Rfb1 Nd7 18. a3 Qf6 19. Qb2 Rg4 20. Nc5 Rhg8 21. a4 Rxg3 22. Nxd7 Qxh4 23. fxg3 Rxg3 24. b5 Bxd7 25. bxc6 Bxc6 26. a5 a6 27. Qe2 Bb5 28. c4 Bc5+ 29. d4 Bxd4+ 
fickle rampart
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It gave me that premium protection from getting banned

wet sleet
rose thunder
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yep hotel cali

fleet sigil
wet sleet
fickle rampart
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They made the archer queen bot talk way too much lol

rose thunder
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correct

south zenith
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Clash of clans bots are the worst idea ever

latent oracle
south zenith
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Making bots in general is useless

stable mirage
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true

south zenith
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There are already enough bots of all ratings

latent oracle
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Yes

fickle rampart
brave galleon
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it's ridiculous lol

latent oracle
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🗣️🗣️

fickle rampart
south zenith
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What makes playing bots more fun than humans

dreamy timber
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can someone check this match im almost certainly playing a cheater they went afk for 3 min after they blundered their rook, now 13 seconds EVERY move and perfect every tiem lollll

raw zephyr
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yello

rose thunder
dreamy timber
dreamy timber
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its disgustingly blatant

fickle rampart
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Bots can be used as tool to practice openings

south zenith
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Humans too

dreamy timber
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help plsss

fickle rampart
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It’s trickier tho cuz you won’t always be able to play the opening you want against other humans

dreamy timber
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blatant cheater 😦 what can i do

fickle rampart
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But against bots you can start from whichever opening position you want so it’s neat in that regard

south zenith
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Ohh okay yea thats true

fickle rampart
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But obv playing humans is better experience

grim edge
fickle rampart
grim edge
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on the site

south zenith
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Theres one advantage ill give you that

rose thunder
fickle rampart
dreamy timber
south zenith
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Imma peace out cuz i have a youtube video to edit

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Later peepz

latent oracle
latent oracle
dreamy timber
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isnt that just report button

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hes playing since may so i doubt he gets banned

south zenith
slender sphinx
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Wsp

dreamy timber
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this is so insanely obvious

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14 SECONDS EVERY FCKING MOVE

fickle rampart
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Just report them lol and you’ll get back your ELO lost

dreamy timber
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even when i was hanging a rook, 14 seconds lmfao

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these ppl are fcking rock brains

grim edge
stable mirage
dreamy timber
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ive checked matches hes done this for MONTHS and is still playing??>???

grim edge
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Can you shut the hell up and stop complaining just report the damn cheater and move on with your life

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If you send the game and ask people to look if they’re cheating you might get some people here to report it as well. Besides this nothing we can do n no point to complain much, just go to new game real

deft estuary
grim edge
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Just report them and if CC thinks they’re cheating you will get elo back

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Nothing else needed

viral epoch
viral epoch
honest drift
viral epoch
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Jeez

stable mirage
dreamy timber
viral epoch
stable mirage
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the 1 mil doesn’t work

heavy swallow
steel glade
dreamy timber
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at the end of the game i hung checkmate on purpose and he still took 14 seconds lol

honest drift
stable mirage
honest drift
dreamy timber
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anyone wanna see the cheater match? dm

stable mirage
dreamy timber
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surely this gets flagged 14 seconds every move perfect... but then again i see hes been cheating since may

fleet sigil
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just report

dreamy timber
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also in the chat afterwards it said "(his friend)" guessed every move or something???

white sorrel
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2nd time today

fleet sigil
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💀

white sorrel
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people stalling

latent pebble
stable mirage
white sorrel
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i wonder when will he get banned

upbeat viper
latent pebble
white sorrel
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im chinese but im a resident

fickle rampart
stable mirage
green hollow
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yo we need 2 more people
who wants to play 4p chess?

green hollow
stable mirage
unborn estuary
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Hey, everyone, is it gas?

grim edge
stable mirage
viral epoch
vocal fjord
nova verge
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Heyo !!!

white sorrel
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@stable mirage why ru stalking me

white sorrel
gritty anchor
pure jacinth
stable mirage
white sorrel
white sorrel
gritty anchor
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u obsessed with a girl band?

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bruh

white sorrel
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my friend i dont really care what u say u can say what u want so

grim edge
stable mirage
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I’m sure it was wonderful though

sharp galleon
white sorrel
gritty anchor
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first day in a server woman's already calling me her friend

white sorrel
grim edge
white sorrel
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is actually me

sharp galleon
gritty anchor
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sis your pfp says something dif bout you

grim edge
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AE_HappyGif nah me fr

white sorrel
sharp galleon
grim edge
sharp galleon
gritty anchor
pure jacinth
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@white sorrel I found you

stable mirage
pure jacinth
grim edge
white sorrel
sharp galleon
pure jacinth
tribal pier
pure jacinth
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H

pure jacinth
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Panama wow

grim edge
pure jacinth
grim edge
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padoru

grim edge
pure jacinth
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Padoru

white sorrel
grim edge
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how does mf get a 99.5 like dat

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It's only 20 moves

white sorrel
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So

grim edge
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25

grim edge
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only 25

white sorrel
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99.5 is still not normal loll

pure jacinth
indigo jetty
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Made it to the UK 💔

grim edge
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Never said it was normal

pure jacinth
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Malta is nice

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I like 🇲🇹

white sorrel
worn iceBOT
grim edge
white sorrel
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he played natural moves tbh

indigo jetty
grim edge
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in january this year i started playing chess

indigo jetty
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It's gonna be tough here

grim edge
round sparrow
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guys is 10 elo good

pure jacinth
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I've never met a Maltese before

white sorrel
grim edge
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still waiting for my chess birthday fr

white sorrel
round sparrow
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ok

pure jacinth
grim edge
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play online i knew the rules ofc

white sorrel
grim edge
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but i didnt know anything like openings lol

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i was 550

pure jacinth
grim edge
white sorrel
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because chinese teachers abuse you

pure jacinth
pure jacinth
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Didn't even know there are schools in malta

white sorrel
round sparrow
white sorrel
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ur from san marino lol

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just live in italy at that point

grim edge
round sparrow
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Just get hair bro

grim edge
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like nearly 10 seconds for a pretty obvious move

round sparrow
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Jesus Christ

white sorrel
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idc i report he get banned i get rating back he dont get banned idrc so

round sparrow
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No....

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It can't be

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Tell me you lying

grim edge
white sorrel
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it was very obv both queen or rook is M1

round sparrow
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That could because of a underlying health condition, not chess

grim edge
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yuh and spent like 10 secs on it

round sparrow
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Are you sure the cause of your balding is chess?

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💀

rose thunder
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has this happened before?

grim edge
remote bramble
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hm

grim edge
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what is the best way i can up my rating

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im only about 415

outer kernel
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Win

grim edge
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in what way tho?

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like, what are some decent black openings

grim edge
honest drift
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Relax

outer kernel
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Look at the other king and make him die. Easy

honest drift
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Chess isnt that stressful

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Just play and dont give a shit about your elo

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then u will never stress

outer kernel
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800-900 is way too good istg

viral epoch
grim edge
gritty anchor
merry obsidian
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Nuh uh

outer kernel
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Those 900s played better than 1100s I was playing back then.

blazing creek
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the chess magic variant is so bugged

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why can't I send pictures?

outer kernel
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Got out of 1100 in like 3 days, for 900 took me 3 years 💀

boreal cosmos
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sup

stable mirage
blazing creek
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I just ended a game but it didn't say who won in Spell Chess

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and it's not clear either because my opponent has a freeze

outer kernel
blazing creek
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are anyone seeing my messages?

stable mirage
blazing creek
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I guess not...

outer kernel
blazing creek
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wow

feral hollow
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wait

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where do I get levy background

outer kernel
feral hollow
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wait how do I even change my background 💀

outer kernel
stable mirage
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jk this is levy’s alt

outer kernel
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Is there like some import background feature lol

stable mirage
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yeah

feral hollow
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where

grim edge
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They start to matter more somewhere at the master level

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to say they are irrelevant is a lie

outer kernel
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It's a joke 💀

stable mirage
feral hollow
outer kernel
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I don't think 2000 is master level

feral hollow
grim edge
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If it was a joke, it was a pretty terrible one cause I saw no hints

feral hollow
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what is that pfp

outer kernel
white sorrel
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when ur too sleepy

feral hollow
white sorrel
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i was gonna win

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thats sad

feral hollow
white sorrel
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i wanted this

white sorrel
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i resigned because he took it i didnt even see at first

feral hollow
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at 1100 I bet you opponette didnt see it

white sorrel
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he missed M1 before

white sorrel
jovial vector
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How do u have they background

restive storm
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There's a way to change it to custom in settings

white sorrel
feral hollow
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alright

white sorrel
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i have some bocchi the rock backgrounds if u want

remote bramble
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Imagine trying to learn openings theory instead of playing fantasy caro

feral hollow
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be honest with me guys this is serious

jovial vector
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@white sorrel slide them over

restive storm
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💀

feral hollow
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barbie girl song is hype

restive storm
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no (u)-words

jovial vector
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Nah my background will be nino

feral hollow
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no

white sorrel
stable mirage
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????

white sorrel
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miku best girl

restive storm
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no

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no

white sorrel
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your mum

feral hollow
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If you say UWU you is gae

restive storm
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Bro wth happening rn💀

white sorrel
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i literally have a fide account proving my age lol

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horimiya is a good anime

restive storm
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Why are you toxic

feral hollow
restive storm
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Tbh I'm gonna go finish my YouTube video

jovial vector
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Lol

white sorrel
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@grim edge why do everyone hate u and u still talking ur pretty useless in your life why ru still here no one wants you here tbh

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u responded

feral hollow
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This fr

jovial vector
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She’s my pfp cause she is mommy ngl

midnight heron
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i'm a lower ranked player (1400's)
been playing a lot of 1300 / 1400 who play substantially stronger than their rating
does chess.com do anything to prevent ppl from cheating using a not super-strong bot (i.e. one around 1800 or 2000)?

feral hollow
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meainingy ou dont touch grass+ never outside

restive storm
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Do you want someone to modping

feral hollow
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alright can we mute @grim edge

keen parrot
white sorrel
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<@&745328830649991179> literally sexist lol he lives in the 1900s

midnight heron
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so.. are those an emoticons basically no they don't, cheating doesn't get caught if you don't use a strong bot?
or how should i interpret them?

white sorrel
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na i pay yearly

midnight heron
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if this is the wrong channel for the question just let me know where to ask... thanks!

restive storm
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<@&745328830649991179>

white sorrel
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u prob got banned on your last discord acc lol

boreal cosmos
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he prob did

feral hollow
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<@&745328830649991179> @grim edge can we mute this guy

keen parrot
stable mirage
midnight heron
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so uh... any thoughts on my question?

restive storm
grim edge
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<@&745328830649991179>

keen parrot
stable mirage
feral hollow
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damn whats happening

grim edge
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<@&745328830649991179> so yeah spam

boreal cosmos
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no mods around...

keen parrot
white sorrel
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@grim edge if ur above the age of 10 i would be suprised

restive storm
grim edge
keen parrot
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not the nsfw one, pushy

boreal cosmos
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<@&745328830649991179>

grim edge
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anyways bye chat

midnight heron
# boreal cosmos what?

i'm a not that strong player (1400's)
I've been playing a lot of 1300's and 1400's lately that show up with accuracies indicating they are playing around 1800-2000 strength
what if anything does chess.com do to prevent people from cheating with weak-ish bots (e.g. one of 1900 strength)?

grim edge
white sorrel
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a 1900 bot is still a bot

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bots are different from humans

keen parrot
boreal cosmos
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the kid is gone

midnight heron
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i have been but i've heard nothing back

boreal cosmos
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cool

keen parrot
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he is ballin

midnight heron
remote bramble
grim edge
white sorrel
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i feel threatened by his message i need protection from the FBI or the CIA

clear sequoia
keen parrot
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about as real as your pfp

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😔

midnight heron
# boreal cosmos trust me they will know

I mean.... ok... i guess.
but like honestly most of the time I get told answers like this...
it's from nigerian princes when i ask them to prove to me who they are over e-mail before i wire them my money 😉

feral hollow
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Alright I have a question

undone bridge
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richest college student in america (who isn't being funded by parents)

feral hollow
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barbie girl is a good song

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change my mind

undone bridge
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where is the question

south zenith
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Plastic isnt fantastic

undone bridge
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yummers

remote bramble
feral hollow
midnight heron
midnight heron
feral hollow
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wait do people still cheat on chess bro 💀

undone bridge
grim edge
remote bramble
grim edge
feral hollow
midnight heron
feral hollow
void tide
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who wants free robux

midnight heron
white sorrel
feral hollow
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they gotta be so bored

remote bramble
void tide
feral hollow
remote bramble
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On the board

grim edge
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:3

white sorrel
midnight heron
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i guess that's all fair
it's just that it seems like you never hear anything back on your reports
and my experience is most of the time when you report something to a corporation
and you never hear anything back
that means they basically just ignored it

remote bramble
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Whatever

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Bro my english isn't perfect

void tide
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me too

white sorrel
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anyone got MAL here?

grim edge
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can anyone guess what theory this is ?

remote bramble
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Seeing it third time today

feral hollow
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achievement unlocked, how did we get here

dark flume
rotund glen
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Something weird happened. I was like 500 elo on chess.com and then suddenly one game something clicked in me and now I’m winning like every game (not impressive since it’s 500 elo) but it’s weird because I was losing consistently before

white sorrel
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no one will take that

grim edge
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someone called

remote bramble
white sorrel
rotund glen
grim edge
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yes

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but i've modified it

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also it's niemann*

white sorrel
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they rate me 2000

grim edge
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i'd get banned if i say here

white sorrel
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but the reviews isn't accurate so

rotund glen
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Anyways I think Magnus Carlson came inside me and that’s how I got better all of a sudden

rotund glen
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I can feel him coming inside of me when I’m playing chess

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He is in me

dark flume
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Alright it’s late

rotund glen
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Oh am I gonna get banned or something 😦

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Yeouch just got here

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Wow very civil of you

grim edge
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you walk into a chess server and post an nsfw Magnus carlsen fanfic

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the amount of balls is insane

rotund glen
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What’s nsfw about his spirit within me

grim edge
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your wording…….

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it’s very questionable…..

rotund glen
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It’s okay no hard feelings guys if I go I go

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My apologies

rotund glen
merry flicker
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Hello there!

rotund glen
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Gaddamn you want me bannedBRUHNOOO

merry flicker
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I’m OG tho :3

grim edge
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Hello folks 🤠

rotund glen
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Quite frankly I read over the rules

rotund glen
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I won’t do it again but there isn’t anything I’ve done that would warrant a ban

merry flicker
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Cool air!

rotund glen
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I just told you I’m like 600 elo

mystic stream
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@grim edge omg hi zac

rotund glen
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I’m not gonna stroke your ego

jaunty kindle
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Typical 400 elo chat

feral hollow
dark flume
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You’ll have to stream that though

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For the people

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(pls)

midnight heron
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idk i hear what you guys are saying
but like 100% of the stuff i read on catching chess cheating says comparing the moves to top engine moves
including chess.com's own description of how they catch cheaters
there's no mechnism described anywhere for catching someone using a weak but still decent engine

boreal cosmos
dark flume
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Ah ok

jaunty kindle
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He must know since he is a very proud AIMUHMDude UHMDude

midnight heron
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i'm playing 10/5 so it's pretty easy to vary that tbh

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on a fast time control i think this would be more apparent

grim edge
jaunty kindle
feral hollow
jaunty kindle
feral hollow
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Lemme tell you something right now

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backwards knight moves are the worse

fickle rampart
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Mathematics what’s 2+4

rotund glen
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@grim edge what happened

jaunty kindle
fickle rampart
grim edge
jaunty kindle
fickle rampart
rotund glen
feral hollow
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GUYS I THINK IVE SOLVED THE WORLDS MYSTERY

fickle rampart
feral hollow
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1+1 IS 11

jaunty kindle
fickle rampart
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Cuz 1111 is divisible by 24

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Judges will take it

rotund glen
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How many sides are on an octahexehedron

jaunty kindle
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Lmao

rotund glen
jaunty kindle
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14?

feral hollow
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the answer is 6 GUYS IM SO SMART

fickle rampart
feral hollow
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WAIT GUYS

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WHAT IS PIE

jaunty kindle
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Eat

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Pie or pee?

grim edge
feral hollow
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no I ASKED HOW TO MAKE PIE

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dumb

grim edge
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3.141592653589 is how far I can remember lmao

fickle rampart
grim edge
jaunty kindle
grim edge
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Idk man, 400 elo's get to play the wildest chess

jaunty kindle
fickle rampart
feral hollow
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yo guys

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I think that

tawny pond
#

is someone here 1800+ and willing to play 3 games against me because my brain adapts to other’s playing styles, and i’ve only played my friends who are like 500 so i need someone to get me back on track

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i have a chess tournament in a few weeks

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Please

feral hollow
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wut

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just play rapid

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if your scared of losing elo then nobody can help

tawny pond
#

ive lost all my games on my new account lol

sharp galleon
worn patrol
worn patrol
feral hollow
sharp galleon
grim edge
#

Interstellar music hits deep at 11pm

feral hollow
midnight heron
# boreal cosmos there is, dont worry so much about it

I hope you're right
chess.com has put out a lot of stuff i just looked at on cheating
and essentially 100% of it is obvious stuff (browser switching, time usage, etc.) and ultra high end (matching top engines, cams for big tourneys)
they say nothing about low end anywhere that i can find.

tawny pond
#

Ngl its kinda sad

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i used to cheat

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Then ny account went bye bye because i cheated 3 times trying to push my elo to 1900

feral hollow
tawny pond
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and then i dont play chess for a werk

grim edge
feral hollow
grim edge
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They hate that limbo of not knowing who is winning or losing

feral hollow
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I played 95% accuracy and felt much better

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instant dopamine is bad for you kids

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not knowing what happens is what life does to you, just be prepared

tawny pond
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@grim edge i just want to have a high elo so i felt good about myself because I haven’t felt good since i got the max score on my state’s screening test thing

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honestly i suck

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but will anyone play with me

grim edge
#

DUDE

tawny pond
#

Wrong chat

grim edge
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roblox, uncool

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Gained 200 rating today

tawny pond
#

good job

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1v1 me bro

grim edge
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What TC

toxic grove
#

bro said he is racist then get suprised when he gets banned

grim edge
feral hollow
# grim edge

dude I got banned for basically saying whats up bro

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mines even worse fr

grim edge
toxic grove
grim edge
keen parrot
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sorry man i had to do it

grim edge
#

vehicular manslaughter

toxic grove
#

irl i get bullied for my accent online i get bullied for my sspelling 😦

keen parrot
#

spelling*

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also forgot a comma

toxic grove
#

that was obviously a typo

narrow oriole
#

The new bots with the background is kinda buggy it's not loading on my phone anymore it loaded once

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Also the design is pretty good ngl love if it was perminate

stable mirage
#

bruh

jovial vector
toxic grove
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is theree'¨'a benfit to being in a higher league?

narrow oriole
#

No

jovial vector
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I don’t think so I just want to be in the highest one lol

narrow oriole
#

In in the top league it's just dull

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But the journey to get in that league was fun and had ups and downs

midnight heron
#

i don't think i would ever cheat
my only motivation to cheat is curiosity to see if the anti-cheat really works as well as Markus insists for sub-1800 or sub-2000 players
but i don't think it's worth the effort

toxic grove
#

the anti cheat works i can tell you that

narrow oriole
#

Cheating is bullshit like why even cheat. That's just boring af.

toxic grove
#

many people I have not been suspicious have gotten banned

narrow oriole
#

Fr

restive storm
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anti cheat works unless you're alireza firouzja

narrow oriole
#

Most the old competitors for the discord event are all banned now

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Last i knew at least

midnight heron
#

i just wonder how it detects if you're using a like 2-3 ply engine that's like maybe 1700 strength
on a separate device and a slow time control so you can vary your timing

midnight heron
# grim edge it just does

which is the answer i got when i asked some folks about how credit models understand correlated mortgage default risk
in 2006 🙂

narrow oriole
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Ik someone who's banned but they haven't cheated and i don't talk to them no more

toxic grove
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havent cheated`and banned? hmm

narrow oriole
#

They compete in local chess events and stuff

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That all ik ngl

cerulean stirrup
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Morning guys

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How's everyone's day so far?

rotund field
#

🗿

grim edge
#

oops wrong serer

#

w

toxic grove
#

bruh

rotund field
#

Goblin

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A Lamborghini

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😜

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Hehehehe

grim edge
rotund field
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💀

grim edge
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:3

narrow oriole
#

Yo

rotund field
narrow oriole
#

?

rotund field
unborn sphinx
grim edge
#

Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck

mighty cedar
#

how

mighty cedar
worn iceBOT
#
<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

This is the Chess.com profile of gmuryu. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

diamond Premium Member: False
mod Moderator or Staff: False
streamers Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

rapid Rapid: 805 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 592 (peak)
bullet Bullet: 500 (577 peak)

nova verge
#

Heyo!

heavy swallow
rotund field
heavy swallow
#

Are you “dummy thick” I’ve heard you are

mighty cedar
#

how he got that lawn

heavy swallow
#

Larry bird told me

nova verge
heavy swallow
mighty cedar
#

damn

nova verge
terse mist
#

Is there a channel I can ask people to play against me?

mighty cedar
#

i will

mighty cedar
stable jungleBOT
mighty cedar
#

ohhhhhhhhh

nova verge
#

Boom

mighty cedar
#

YIPPI

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now to send memes

mighty cedar
#

okay now bye

nova verge
#

Bye!

wild oyster
#

Not sure if this is happening to other people but when I’m playing on mobile, all the info of both players disappears and I can’t see the time even. Is this a common bug happening or just me

narrow oriole
mighty cedar
mighty cedar
#

😦 no holy moly

narrow oriole
#

Not common reoccurring one tho

abstract mantle
#

@everyone bing chilling

mighty cedar
#

😦

abstract mantle
mighty cedar
#

how can i send gifs

abstract mantle
#

trusted role

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/trust

mighty cedar
#

talked likein vc?

abstract mantle
#

thats not right

mighty cedar
#

talked like in vc

slow knot
#

I went outside… 😨

mighty cedar
#

Nuuuuuuuuu

slow knot
#

there was no pawns

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got too bored cuz it was a losing endgame

mighty cedar
#

your lying

abstract mantle
mighty cedar
#

or maybe

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WHAT IF THERE ARE ROOKS

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AND YOU DIDNT SAW THEM CUZ THEY WERE TOO FAR

abstract mantle
#

the rooks were taken on 2001

slow knot
#

LMAO

mighty cedar
abstract mantle
#

the brits dont have a queen

mighty cedar
#

not anymore

narrow oriole
#

That mf 6feet under finally

mighty cedar
#

oh btw todays update my friend did backflip out of a house roof hes in hospital now

rose thunder
worn iceBOT
slow knot
rotund field
grim edge
slender sandal
#

down with the furries tbh

rotund field
abstract mantle
#

@everyone the chats dead pointandlaugh

inland arrow
marble holly
#

I just beat my buddy so bad at chess he thought I was using a move generator lol

#

Best game I ever played

wicked nest
#

well things just got out of hand😬

stable mirage
stable mirage
fossil epoch
#

damn where is that holy cow that's out of this world meme when I need it

wicked nest
keen parrot
#

sup beaches

wicked nest
#

Holy cow😱

wicked nest
#

@abstract mantle

abstract mantle
#

why

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is the text red

median scarab
#

WHAT THE HELL

#

TWO BRILLIANTS

abstract mantle
#

oops wrong gif

grim edge
#

:3

stable mirage
#

:3

wicked nest
#

how y'all doing?

abstract mantle
#

in 1.4 seconds lol

grim edge
#

anyone wanna play a fog of war, always wanted to try it

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice are u gay im gay

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just wanna ask

rotund field
#

He is

grim edge
#

you're talking to a bot

abstract mantle
rotund field
abstract mantle
#

ahem lemme clean myself up

grim edge
#

🤨

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice am i springtrap cause i always come back (to u) uwu

rotund field
abstract mantle
#

fnaf rizz

grim edge
#

can i rizz @worn ice

abstract mantle
#

coach is mad

rotund field
#

Holy moly

abstract mantle
valid parcel
#

i was trying my best to find a stalemate and he gave me one

grim edge
rose thunder
#

at this point you should try checkers

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice are you a pawn, cause i want to make you my queen

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@worn ice am i a rook, cause i always wanna be on your open file

rotund field
#

@worn ice meow(with meowing rizz)

grim edge
#

are you a basement? because i wanna fill you up with...

grim edge
#

ah yes chairs

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice are you a balloon, cause i wanna fill u up

rose thunder
#

cement MyReactionToThatInformation

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice are you a king, cause you're the most important piece on my board

rotund field
#

@worn ice even tho u are a bot, I'd never use u 🥺🥺

abstract mantle
#

albert not even refsponding 😦

grim edge
#

is this meant to sound like obama?

#

this voice is annoying as hell

rotund field
grim edge
rotund field
#

YOOOOOOOO

grim edge
#

no

rotund field
#

COLLE ON TOPPPP

grim edge
#

london is very symmetrical, i want to play for a win so no

rose thunder
grim edge
#

real

rotund field
#

Colle got me to 1800 EZ

grim edge
#

same

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london got me to 1500

rotund field
rotund field
grim edge
#

I ain't reading all that

rotund field
#

...u have changed ☹️

grim edge
#

Colle has been played by multiple world champions... kramnik, kaspy, ding, magnus...

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saying its essentially never played is weird

abstract mantle
#

@worn ice how can i rizz u

grim edge
#

its been played at the highest level

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by multiple WC

rotund field
abstract mantle
rotund field
grim edge
#

also the colle has been played

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at the high level or whatever

rotund field
#

Edgar Colle 🥵

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Woulda been the goat if bro didn't die at 25 💔💔😔

abstract mantle
rotund field
#

Ain't u like 60

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5'5

grim edge
#

my left eye was bathed in hell fire, shit was burning for more than 1 min

rotund field
#

Real

abstract mantle
#

ban

grim edge
#

i think i have allergies without realizing it

rotund field
#

What a terrible height

rotund field
#

W but only to mean ppl

rose thunder
grim edge
rotund field
nova verge
#

Wake up in the morning feelin like p-Diddy

rose thunder
#

guess the song

#

yeah

rotund field
grim edge
#

The strategy in the colle is not the same as in the London. "Kingside attack when possible" isn't a strategy, it's a goal. The strategy of the colle is different then the london in that you keep the bishop behind the pawn structure, and play for e4 quickly with Bd3 and Nbd2. If black avoids e4 and instead plays into a carlsbad or something, then those are positions where usually white attacks on the kingside while black attacks on the queenside, but these are much different structures than in the London. Which usually features symmetrical pawn structure (And not imbalanced like e4 breaks, or carlsbad, etc).

I don't mind the London, but it's symmetrical lines and c5 variation is dead drawn tbh

rose thunder
#

wait nvm ik

rose thunder
#

metabolism ayylmao

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also I’m 5’8

fiery beacon
#

He’s got the bass player build

rotund field
grim edge
#

Unity u up to chess

#

I dont have my glasses so i cant see

grim edge
#

Rapid

rotund field
fiery beacon
rose thunder
grim edge
#

Hold on i am logging in

rose thunder
grim edge
#

I forgot my pass

fiery beacon
grim edge
#

skill issue

rose thunder
#

not now cuz I’m not home

grim edge
#

whos name was stolen?

#

dog

fiery beacon
rose thunder
sleek zealot
rose thunder
#

there’s a certain somebody in this server who thinks violin is better

rose thunder
#

uke is good

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but only when it’s 🅱️ASS

sleek zealot
#

me who has played exactly 0 instruments

sleek zealot
rose thunder
sleek zealot
rose thunder
#

there is

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forgot the guys @ tho

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also I’m obsessed with this picture KEKW

sleek zealot
#

its getting boring

rose thunder
#

Eric “man face” cartman

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yeah ur right

#

I’ve had this for a couple months now

sleek zealot
#

only?

rose thunder
#

yeah KEKW

sleek zealot
#

well ive only known you for a couple months whatever

abstract mantle
#

@everyone chat revivew

rose thunder
#

I JUST FOUND A GUITAR FOR 100,000 DOLLARS WTF OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL

sleek zealot
rose thunder
#

new pfp check?

#

si

karmic star
#

Is it okay that I am higher rated in bullet and blitz than Rapid?

grim edge
#

The average is like 1m

#

Do y’all hate whenever stockfish keeps telling you to do the same moves which would obviously end in “draw by repetition”

#

no

grim edge
#

Whenever you’re in analysis you’re trying to find out ways that you could’ve won or lost

#

At this point fck stockfish I can just do this by myself

#

I ignore stockfish

grim edge
#

Sometimes it suggests moves I know no human would play so yea..

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Btw guys

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@grim edge sucks

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ok

#

Wassup

upbeat viper
#

owo

#

Anitta streaming

grim edge
#

Superr slow

#

how so?

upbeat viper
#

@hasty iris

#

you have a brother

grim edge
#

Loads in like 2 seconds

upbeat viper
#

'buick'

#

r -> u

grim edge
#

Buick is different from a brick a brick has been good in the past 10 years buick hasn’t 😭

#

Btw bast

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I wanna play you in rapid

#

A brick didn’t sell out to China

upbeat viper
#

why

mild nest
#

almost back to 2200

grim edge
#

No idea

upbeat viper
#

cuz you too slow

#

Kappa

mild nest
#

hopefully i dont throw it all away in 2 hours this time

abstract mantle
#

mods

grim edge
upbeat viper
grim edge
#

I am feeling rusty

abstract mantle
#

i am going to say the n word

mild nest
#

mods let him

grim edge
#

ok

upbeat viper
#

sure do it

grim edge
#

let him cook

abstract mantle
#

ok

grim edge
#

For legal reasons this is a joke

upbeat viper
#

you'll see the consequences

mild nest
#

why

grim edge
#

Dont say it

abstract mantle
mild nest
#

it shouldnt be a joke, you should do it

#

why did chesscom partner with clash royale

grim edge
#

LOL

abstract mantle
#

|| pointandlaugh pointandlaugh ||

grim edge
#

Bast whats yo name now

mild nest
#

terrible game now

grim edge
#

check logs

abstract mantle
#

yea mods go check logs

grim edge
#

@upbeat viper