💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

xd

[hushed shuttle]

xdxd

[slender sphinx]

So?

[storm crow]

how do i become trusted

[upbeat viper]

niii san

[stable mirage]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@stable mirage With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[crimson meadow]

Pic goes hard

[upbeat viper]

gotta connect first

[grim edge]

how do i get pride pawn

[grim edge]

meaning?

[stable mirage]

@storm crow

[upbeat viper]

id:customize

[slender sphinx]

Dope theme

[maiden mesa]

can you see why this bishop didnt just take a free pawn?

[grim edge]

oh theres two channels for roles lol

[upbeat viper]

brother

[stable mirage]

Bobby Fischer

[upbeat viper]

👌

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[slender sphinx]

B6 traps bishop???

[maiden mesa]

i was, like, oh he's totally gonna take that and then ill win the bishop so i just moved the pawn to b6 in like two or three seconds

[maiden mesa]

yep

[slender sphinx]

Shit move

[storm crow]

cause he doesn't have that dawg in him

[crimson meadow]

Board doesn't match though

[maiden mesa]

honestly he was in such a bad position before that it was a pretty fine move lol

[slender sphinx]

Found better one

[grim edge]

why did you just repost this?

[slender sphinx]

Blue with glass board

[crimson meadow]

Show

[maiden mesa]

i posted it once?

[past bramble]

mouseslip of the century

[grim edge]

yea, ok

[slender sphinx]

Aint at my pc rn but if u are interested i can send it in ur dms later

[maiden mesa]

oh i did, mb lmao im tired as hell

[crimson meadow]

Sure

[crimson meadow]

Bro is offended someone posted a pic more than once

[slender sphinx]

Bet

[slender sphinx]

So?

[grim edge]

How does a question turn into an offence?

People just assume way too much these days

[storm crow]

hes just always happy to bring you down and would be happy to see you failing, make him pay for it

[hushed shuttle]

a

[grim edge]

Uh, ok?

i make money coaching magnus carlsen

thanks to me carlsen is a lot better at tying his shoes :o

[crimson meadow]

Your response to him
"Yea, ok" is in a kinda offensive tone (smug tone)

[worn patrol]

Are gloves allowed in a chess tournament since I have hyperhydrosis

[crimson meadow]

Ofcourse

[stable mirage]

I make money getting coached by Hans Niemann

[grim edge]

yes, the rules are often quite lenient so dw. One time in a tournament I decided to cry the entire time during each game quietly, and it was perfectly fine and probs gave me a psychological advantage

[worn patrol]

When i play chess my hands sweat like crazy i wouldnt be able to pick up pieces

[grim edge]

Allow me to revaluate, did you mean i was offended or I was the one being offensive, in either case, both are negative

[worn patrol]

Damn bro u werent embarassed

[grim edge]

embarassment is for my opponent when they lose

[crimson meadow]

The one being offensive my good sir

[worn patrol]

U are him

[hushed shuttle]

people are funni

[grim edge]

I am her

[worn patrol]

Man i hate that i cant handshake normally

[grim edge]

I would've let him off tbh

[knotty birch]

why u can't?

[keen parrot]

you can't spell embarrassed without bar assed

[worn patrol]

People think im weird cuz my hands are wet

[hushed shuttle]

@crimson meadow mean

[grim edge]

You think that’s bad

[grim edge]

Pee fingers

[knotty birch]

u mean when you sweat?

[grim edge]

I got a question in dms I'm playing in real life chess for the first time I need to send a screenshot to see if I can do something who can I DM to help me

[worn patrol]

Hyperhydrosis

[hushed shuttle]

grrrr

[grim edge]

Look at this

[knotty birch]

it quite happen to me bro i understand that pain

[grim edge]

Brother what

[worn patrol]

Basically my palms sweat so much when im under stress its unbearable without cloth or gloves

[lean night]

is it just me or is giant easier than barb somehow

[worn patrol]

Nah ur just trash😂 jk

[lean night]

bro lost his queen and rook for a pawn

[crimson meadow]

All the bots have a random moment of "oh no I blundered" so they are beatable

[grim edge]

Isabel is really hard to beat

I hardly beat antonio while being 400 elo

[crimson meadow]

You'll best her someday!

Push through

[grim edge]

I just wish they allowed confirm move in bot matches

hi stormy

Like every move I make can’t be double checked

[pine bison]

IT STARTED!!!!!!!

[hushed shuttle]

ew

[grim edge]

WHY IS CLASH ROYALE IN CHESS.COM

[hushed shuttle]

hewwo

[grim edge]

WTF

[pine bison]

yea i dont even like mukbangs

but i like the streamer lmao

[worn patrol]

U are 400?

[arctic heart]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87335473837?tab=review i think i made a brilliant can someone check?

[worn ice]

Armeniann (1020) vs. Herculano_J (1046)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nc3 e5 3. Nf3 Bb4 4. Bd3 Bxc3 5. bxc3 Nf6 6. O-O O-O 7. c4 d6 8. Ba3 Bg4 9. c5 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Nd4 11. Qg3 Nxe4 12. Bxe4 Ne2+ 13. Kh1 Nxg3+ 14. fxg3 d5 15. Bf3 Qg5 16. c6 b6 17. Bxf8 Rxf8 18. h4 Qxd2 19. Rac1 e4 20. Bg4 g6 21. Rfd1 Qa5 22. c3 Qxa2 23. Kh2 f5 24. Be2 Qxe2 25. Rxd5 Qc4 26. Rd7 Qxc6 27. Rcd1 Rf7 28. Rd8+ Kg7 29. Ra8 Qxc3 30. Rxa7 c5 31. Ra6 Qb4 32. Rd6 Rb7 33. Ra8 e3 34. Re6 Qd4 35. Rae8 c4 36. Rxe3 c3 37. Re1 c2 38. Rc1 Qd2 39. Rc8 [Qxc1] 

[grim edge]

:3

[hushed shuttle]

@crimson meadow 🤓

[grim edge]

hey, can you promote to what ever you like, a unicorn?

nerd react me if you like men

[arctic heart]

reacting 🤓 is fun

[arctic heart]

can someone check this pls

[stable mirage]

why

[arctic heart]

i think i made a brilliant

[stable mirage]

so

[arctic heart]

i want to se if it is a brilliant

[stable mirage]

why

[grim edge]

what do you think about grandmaster flash? best chess player in the world?

[arctic heart]

but i used a daily review

[grim edge]

He just wants to see

[stable mirage]

but why

[arctic heart]

it counts as progress for me

[grim edge]

Just let him see

[stable mirage]

….

[arctic heart]

that i'm getting vision

[grim edge]

ugh. it’s not working

[arctic heart]

not like he's forced

[hushed shuttle]

markdown bad

[grim edge]

don't. push. pawns. cause. i'm close. to. promote

Man why is everyone so reluctant

[abstract mantle]

😦

[grim edge]

JUST DO IT

[abstract mantle]

why would you sink the netherlands

[stable mirage]

why don’t you

[crimson meadow]

@arctic heart

[stable mirage]

…..

[arctic heart]

ty

[crimson meadow]

Np

[hushed shuttle]

because i am jealous

[proper bronze]

*le flex

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/nederland-netherlands-nederland-vlag-netherlands-flag-jammerxx-gif-23808653

[hushed shuttle]

u live ther

[abstract mantle]

no

but netherlands is good

[crimson meadow]

Stop met posten over Nederlands!!

[abstract mantle]

americans::

[hushed shuttle]

i am merican

[proper bronze]

i’m fcking stupid

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-26533206

[arctic heart]

Bruh this is obviously germany

[hushed shuttle]

i am in top 1% of mericans

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723890582404988978/781691244153274399/image0.gif

[arctic heart]

not russia

[proper bronze]

tickle tickle

[abstract mantle]

plyaing phas rn hiding in th closet

(i need my sanity to be 25%)

[hushed shuttle]

yay

[crimson meadow]

Russian flag 🇳🇱

[hushed shuttle]

fr

[glad marsh]

WAIT HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEW BOT

[lethal linden]

Who wants to lick my hairy ass

[glad marsh]

@lethal linden NEW BOTS LOOK SICK

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-tealc-stargate-gif-4496552

[crimson meadow]

Clyde?

[glad marsh]

no the event bots

[lethal linden]

Havnt seen it yet

[crimson meadow]

Ah

[glad marsh]

its a clash of clan collab

[grim edge]

show gif god damnit

[abstract mantle]

mmmm money

[arctic heart]

i left for 1 min

[hushed shuttle]

i not played in foreverrr

[arctic heart]

i come back and see this

[abstract mantle]

mods please ban this

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F485afuaYAA_Lrb?format=png&name=900x900

[pliant coral]

anyone wanna play non rated blitz

[grim edge]

bollocks, as they say

[hushed shuttle]

🥺

[grim edge]

Cute kitty

[arctic heart]

no way this is kids content

i thought it was no no

[abstract mantle]

modsmods please

[crimson meadow]

Quite the predicament

[abstract mantle]

why is the girl wearing skin tight clothing

[hushed shuttle]

why

[abstract mantle]

my honest reaction

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0Om8v8H7g&list=RDMM

[crimson meadow]

Cosplaying a character in a videogame

[arctic heart]

i think she has a secondary way to make money

[abstract mantle]

yep

[arctic heart]

tbh

[warped vigil]

guys I have decided to win florida state championship

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autism-creature-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-26771176

=

[arctic heart]

wait how?

[grim edge]

nice rythm

[arctic heart]

no

[warped vigil]

I am starting to play tomorrow, have to win 6 games in a row

[grim edge]

im both

[arctic heart]

sounds tough good luck

[abstract mantle]

>

[arctic heart]

based is not biased

[arctic heart]

correct form

[glad marsh]

@arctic heart did you see the new bots

[stable mirage]

NO

[abstract mantle]

>

[stable mirage]

yess

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[stable mirage]

no

[arctic heart]

i'll fish react you

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fnaf-lore-markiplier-rage-markiplier-fnaf-markiplier-yelling-markiplier-gif-24560527

[restive storm]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cooler-item-asylum/images/c/c7/Fish_hold.png/revision/latest?cb=20230528135647

[hushed shuttle]

nom nom

[arctic heart]

funny

[abstract mantle]

i can't say teh f word 😦

[arctic heart]

i can say the n word but i shouldn't

[hushed shuttle]

i cant say dozens of slurs

[abstract mantle]

you just need to put a dash in the middle

[warped vigil]

<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/gCOZugh0hvp7b93XKs" width="480" height="480" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/foodpanda-APAC-food-panda-foodpanda-gCOZugh0hvp7b93XKs">via GIPHY</a></p>

https://giphy.com/gifs/foodpanda-APAC-food-panda-foodpanda-gCOZugh0hvp7b93XKs">via

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warped vigil]

thats not an embed

[hushed shuttle]

did you really just try to html embed in discord

[warped vigil]

its not an embed

[hushed shuttle]

it literally is

[warped vigil]

i meant to type that

[crimson meadow]

Say it neighbour

[hushed shuttle]

iframe is literally html embedding

[glad marsh]

how do i get embed lmao

[warped vigil]

no i typed it on purpoise

[hushed shuttle]

but it is still embed fail

[arctic heart]

Naughty boy

[arctic heart]

pls don't ban me

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-september-gif-9644977

[warped vigil]

no because i didn't mean to embed, I meant to put all those words in the chat

[glad marsh]

ban @clear sequoia

[hushed shuttle]

so?

[warped vigil]

so its not an embed failure cause it said what i wanted it to say

[crimson meadow]

These naggers won't stop nagging me with ads for playstations

[hushed shuttle]

but it still failed to embed whether u were wanting it to or not

[crimson meadow]

I don't want their Yee Yee playstations

[arctic heart]

PS5 is PS4 Deluxe

[crimson meadow]

No games

[arctic heart]

No users

No better performance

[heavy swallow]

@warped vigil hi

Look at this

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 573 (574 peak)
Bullet: 500 (577 peak)

[arctic heart]

honestly i think the gaming industry has reached it's peak and can no longer progress,just like the art industry

[heavy swallow]

1 off my peak

[warped vigil]

I see! good luck!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Experiment X (experimentxofficial)

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Streamer: False

[arctic heart]

average opinion from a guy who doesn't know nothing about arts

[heavy swallow]

Knowing me I’m gonna throw

[warped vigil]

gaming reached its peak with dwarf fortress and has gone downhill since then

[crimson meadow]

Extremely false

[glad marsh]

how do i connect account @heavy swallow

[heavy swallow]

Idk

[arctic heart]

i cannot imagine more realistic games

[crimson meadow]

Do /connect

[arctic heart]

only less bugs

[crimson meadow]

Nah

False again smh smh

[little saddle]

guys i need help to find a good music bot

[arctic heart]

i have seen some videogame characters with more realistic bodies than human themselves

[warped vigil]

realistic games are not as good as ascii games

[arctic heart]

they only lack organs nvm they kinda have a skeleton

[warped vigil]

some game's npcs have organs/skeletons/body fat

[arctic heart]

I mean mortal kombat characters have a full functioning body at this point

[warped vigil]

can they suffer organ damage

[crimson meadow]

Having something to show doesn't mean functions

[grim edge]

So

[crimson meadow]

The closest thing a triple a studio has shown to a functioning body is rdr2

[arctic heart]

not saying that their bodies are always active during the fights,but they show a very realistic body don't they

[crimson meadow]

There are multiple sandboxes that do

Shot in the spine = crippled
Shot in the foot = bye foot
Shot in the throat = no more breathing and drown with blood etc.

[crimson meadow]

Doesn't mean the body is functioning
And they only show them in fatalities or x-rays etc.

[hushed shuttle]

fr

[crimson meadow]

They are pre rendered animations

[grim edge]

stormy

[crimson meadow]

Not functioning bodies that react

[hushed shuttle]

yea

[arctic heart]

ayo Clash Royale + Chess.com just dropped

[grim edge]

nya

[hushed shuttle]

mow

[stable mirage]

clash of clans*

[hollow remnant]

sup guysss

[hushed shuttle]

hai

[white sorrel]

what can i do if he keeps rematching me

[steep steppe]

Jusy

Don’t accept it???

What is he gonna do get you???

Or block him if it gets too annoying lmao

[white sorrel]

why is free elo for me

[crimson meadow]

Man

[hushed shuttle]

man.

[abstract mantle]

@vital acorn to piss off [paintensei]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-24901904

[grim edge]

15 yo looking to play strip chess

[white sorrel]

aint no way this game

i was down bad

[stable mirage]

?????

[hollow remnant]

????

[white sorrel]

that fall

[stable mirage]

take all of their elo and leave

[hollow remnant]

FELT THAT

[white sorrel]

just won 4

[stable mirage]

go for 10

[grim edge]

bros talking about stocks in vc

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/ciao can someone use game review on some of my recent games, will give an award on chess.com if u do :)

[stable mirage]

bruh

[white sorrel]

also im 2100 in puzzles didnt update xd

[boreal cosmos]

whats upp

[round ledge]

Hey how do I get rid of my notification roles because this server pings me every 2 milliseconds and it’s SUPER annoying

[grim edge]

mute the server

[boreal cosmos]

/announcements

[round ledge]

yoooo

[crimson meadow]

Bro just doxxed him on chess.com

[fickle moon]

Heyo

[round ledge]

ong

[crimson meadow]

Update the PFP turtle boy

[wind plank]

amognsu!

[round ledge]

I still get notifs from here

bruh this is so annoying how do I turn it off

[crimson meadow]

Cause I pinged you

[wind plank]

HAHAHAHAH 🤓

[round ledge]

I muted the server

[crimson meadow]

@round ledge when he gets pinged

[hushed shuttle]

no

[crimson meadow]

Shush you walrus

[crimson meadow]

I know that's what's hiding behind astolfo

Your old PFP you sea dog!

🦭🦭🦭

[hushed shuttle]

wha

[crimson meadow]

Yes

[hollow ore]

Guys is saying the n word valid if you have 2 stepdads

[grim edge]

ok so basically

[crimson meadow]

Are they both n word Havers?

[runic sky]

how do you draw lines like this

[crimson meadow]

Right mouse click

[runic sky]

ok thanks

[harsh sierra]

GGS Aman

[little elm]

since when is aman that low rated

[sleek zealot]

I am in possession of a pair of mobile communication devices, each embodying its own unique set of technological functionalities and capabilities, which collectively enable me to engage in multifaceted and efficient telecommunications.

[grim edge]

Bars

[abstract mantle]

@everyone

[white sorrel]

rip i lost @stable mirage

[abstract mantle]

[stable mirage]

I know

[idle cave]

wanna play guys?

anyone

im 1928 rapid

[white sorrel]

very bad blunder

[stable mirage]

yeah just hanging the bishop

[dark yoke]

Guys what is a seven letter word for people who annoy you

[white sorrel]

nigeria

[abstract mantle]

naggers

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710563050025123882/1125231164018413588/JokGif8.gif

[dark yoke]

DING DING correct

[white sorrel]

2

[stable mirage]

tf

[grim edge]

any1 1v1

[stable mirage]

oh yeah I guess the fork too

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

why

[stable mirage]

because I said so

[grim edge]

but why

[stable mirage]

my reasoning is just no idk what to tell you

[heavy swallow]

Siwius

How’s neko doing ?

[frail spindle]

bc you’re too good 😭

[grim edge]

lmao

[stable mirage]

better than you probably

[heavy swallow]

?

What I’m just watching Netflix

[stable mirage]

exactly

[heavy swallow]

What the one piece live action dropped

I’m also gonna go bowling later

[grim edge]

elo is just a number

[stable mirage]

you should go play chess later

[heavy swallow]

?

Trip is already happy with 50 match’s in one week

That’s literally 1/5 of my total career

[stable mirage]

.-.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 573 (574 peak)
Bullet: 500 (577 peak)

[frail spindle]

hm true

[heavy swallow]

So what’s your boyfriends elo rn ?

[stable mirage]

I do not currently have a boyfriend

[heavy swallow]

My fault “crush”

[simple lagoon]

is 815,48 eur for a setup a lot?

[stable mirage]

I do not believe my crush plays chess

[grim edge]

I’m really ass at chess, how do I improve

[heavy swallow]

Neko is like a 300 right ?

[frail spindle]

ok

[undone bridge]

is spell chess working for anyone else?

[undone bridge]

ggs man

[stable mirage]

hes stronger than you are

[heavy swallow]

Damn my memory is shit I swear he is a 300

[warped vigil]

faq

[heavy swallow]

My boyfriend Jacob here stronger tho fr(joking)

[frail spindle]

pro

[stable mirage]

...

[heavy swallow]

So what is your boyfriend at ?

[stable mirage]

refer to this message

[polar trench]

what are we talking about

[heavy swallow]

Fine

No more trolling I guess

[polar trench]

[fossil epoch]

why can't people just say things

[round ledge]

things

[fossil epoch]

thank you

[round ledge]

you’re welcome

[polar trench]

[keen parrot]

my wife's boyfriend is 1800, so good

[heavy swallow]

Huh

Something ain’t adding up

[stable mirage]

it was the best way to respond

[upbeat viper]

your what ?

[heavy swallow]

It was indeed

[keen parrot]

andrew tate is dating my wife real

[stable mirage]

my boyfriend's wife is 500, so good

[keen parrot]

question is, who is my wife?

[fossil epoch]

he's complimenting himself or something

[heavy swallow]

Your like sneako ?

[keen parrot]

i dont think she can legally marry dude

gotta be someone else

nope

oh not that low

[keen parrot]

i have morals jesus

factual

[peak plank]

how tf did you get into this positon in the first place

[keen parrot]

lichess is messed up rn

[polar trench]

what is this user hates the trusted role

[keen parrot]

sounds are buggy, so playing hyper and ultra is shit

[bright glade]

#reaction-roles

[peak plank]

id:customize

oh wait its #reaction-roles

[bright glade]

FOTS doenst know the server smh

[keen parrot]

smh

[bright glade]

terrible

[keen parrot]

#removepixelsfots

[bright glade]

real

[grim edge]

Qxe5

[devout ferry]

Hello

[peak plank]

👀

[polar trench]

interesting

[bright glade]

what happened to old account

[polar trench]

[upbeat viper]

owo

[peak plank]

@restive storm

[restive storm]

no

[upbeat viper]

bots

[restive storm]

not bots

[peak plank]

👀

[stable mirage]

tennison gambit but you and your opponent both screw up

[high ledge]

Ty

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> powerat

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2099 (2261 peak)
Blitz: 2089 (2129 peak)
Bullet: 2265 (peak)

[mystic stream]

[little elm]

ffs I keep losing rating

any hyper players here

[keen parrot]

yuh

you will lose rating against me tho

[little elm]

what is your rating

[keen parrot]

cc or lc

[little elm]

cc

[keen parrot]

2451

[little elm]

farmable

[keen parrot]

lmao bet

[little elm]

ok

[mystic stream]

Liam clery wins these

[remote bramble]

Lol

I am pretty new here but I still know that Liam would win

Liam is a religion

You just believe, don't think

I wish I was

But I am 2639 peak

[brave galleon]

@little elmhey man

[ornate ivy]

[misty crystal]

[timid wren]

the game was between 1370s trust me

[remote bramble]

And also I am a super sigma farmer, since my average opp is 2050

[cedar drift]

just found this really nice move

[ornate ivy]

Fr tho

[remote bramble]

Thx I can send you the author on Pinterest who let me use it

[snow pivot]

YO LOOK AT THIS GAME

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87342054061?tab=review&move=48

[worn ice]

Chunklings (1265) vs. ivanbarzallo (1447)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nge7 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 c6 7. Bc4 a5 8. Be3 b5 9. Bd3 Ng6 10. O-O c5 11. Qd5 Rb8 12. Bxc5 Bxc5 13. Qxc5 Qb6 14. Qd5 O-O 15. Na3 Nf4 16. Qg5 Nxd3 17. cxd3 b4 18. Nc4 Qa6 19. f4 h6 20. Qg3 Bb7 21. Ne5 Rbd8 22. f5 d6 23. f6 g5 24. Rf5 Kh7 25. Rxg5 Rg8 26. Rg7+ Kh8 27. Nxf7# 

[snow pivot]

one of my best attacking games ever

[ornate ivy]

Dm me

[snow pivot]

I sac my knight rook

[remote bramble]

DM me 2nd September at like 8 or 10 UTC or when I am online on cc

[snow pivot]

and rook

[remote bramble]

?

I am not I am using my phone don't you see through discord

[sleek zealot]

fuhnuhlee uhnuhf this is how yoo rite wurds like yoo pruhnowns them

[restive kraken]

why i cant speak in rooms

[mystic stream]

@ornate ivy when pairings

[remote bramble]

Fine we can play some bullet than, but be ready for me to depart since it's not the time I am usually online

What's your cc

Ik autocorrected

Sending a challenge

From my second acc

Cuz from a phone

Fettucinii is challenging you

Good job you were doing good

Bruh I am not 2700

Same acc as my discord

Yeah

[warped vigil]

i like to troll

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Henry Zhou (perspicacious)

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Bullet: 1342 (1392 peak)

[remote bramble]

I have no idea why

[polar trench]

[remote bramble]

My PC is in a different room with no power on

[ancient mortar]

that bot sucks

[marsh obsidian]

wdym

[remote bramble]

Btw going to get a title soon, and since the title gives premium, I can analyse your guys games

[marsh obsidian]

wait a title gives free premium?

thats nutty

[remote bramble]

I actually don't understand why people with premium can't just help others analysing every game, it takes 30 sec

[remote bramble]

The title gives diamond premium forever

If you verify it, (a FIDE title)

[marsh obsidian]

what title are u goign to get ? nm?

[remote bramble]

No CM

[misty summit]

Hey i want to play chess with my fren online how can i play with him?

[marsh obsidian]

Cm is 2200 right

[remote bramble]

Yeah

Fide

[marsh obsidian]

wait, is nm only for uscf

[ancient mortar]

1 or 2 is ok for me but not more

[boreal cosmos]

no

[marsh obsidian]

NM is 2k?

[misty summit]

Can anyone help me?

[boreal cosmos]

2.2k

[remote bramble]

No but it's really annoying to get in some countries

[marsh obsidian]

bruh

cm and nm both the same thing?

[remote bramble]

Depends, 2.3k in portugal, some weird 2450+ norms in Russia

[boreal cosmos]

cm is stronger

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-angry-turn-around-glare-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-15481016

[boreal cosmos]

no, cm is 2200 fide in portugal

[marsh obsidian]

theyre both 2200 right

[remote bramble]

I am not going for NM, plus cm is stronger

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723890582404988978/781691244153274399/image0.gif

[boreal cosmos]

yes

[marsh obsidian]

do u already have NM title?

[remote bramble]

I meant nm

[boreal cosmos]

nm is 2200 fide portugal

[remote bramble]

Nooo it's weird

[ancient mortar]

cm good

[remote bramble]

No it's not

[boreal cosmos]

you from portugal?

[ancient mortar]

nm = noob master

[remote bramble]

I live there

[boreal cosmos]

i lived in portugal for the last year. Lisbon?

[marsh obsidian]

can u get nm title from uscf

[remote bramble]

Well it probably is, but you actually get the title if you're better than 2200, otherwise who cares about you, get a CM

Like Portuguese burocrático is so slow

[boreal cosmos]

there's a great chance we playd otb then

[elfin charm]

no

[elfin charm]

hello

[remote bramble]

Lol we could indeed, what's your fide? Approximate

[boreal cosmos]

depends on tc 1850-2000 If you may want to dm me ur name or smth?

[marsh obsidian]

how old r u guys

[abstract lance]

WHY

SO MANY PINGS

[zealous lion]

Down for gme if nyone wnts to ply

[remote bramble]

No dox?

[hasty canyon]

why in the lord is there clash of clans in chess.com

[boreal cosmos]

what?

[hasty canyon]

why

[remote bramble]

I mean don't send my personals here

[boreal cosmos]

i dmed

[abstract lance]

#💬〡general-off-topic message some place around here

[hushed shuttle]

math

[upbeat viper]

iwo

[frail spindle]

what

[upbeat viper]

What

[humble cliff]

what

[hallow gate]

oh

[grim edge]

:3

[humble cliff]

hi duck person

[grim edge]

hi proto person

[humble cliff]

real

[marsh obsidian]

guys ive been playing chess for like 3 months and im 1600 is that gud

[polar trench]

[marsh obsidian]

***3 weeks

i meant

[polar trench]

3 hours??

[marsh obsidian]

YE

been on the grind u see

[polar trench]

[frail spindle]

have you played chess before

[marsh obsidian]

no

i was like 1300 rating when i started i think

i peaked already

[mystic stream]

What

[mystic stream]

Chicken butt

[toxic valley]

https://www.chess.com/ko/analysis/game/live/12929124333

[grim edge]

Lol you have a natural chess talent

[stable mirage]

*3 seconds

[umbral wind]

1600 on lichess?

Or

[little elm]

any more hyper?

[marsh obsidian]

nah i peaked already

[grim edge]

No you didnt dont look at it like that

If youre so passionate or talented that you get 1600 elo in not even a month? You have potential

[hallow gate]

ive played chess for like 12 years and im still 100 rated :(

[grim edge]

Same 😃

[marsh obsidian]

breh

i was just trolling

it took me like a little over a here to get to 1600

💀

[hallow gate]

year?

[marsh obsidian]

yeah..

[hallow gate]

a little over a here

[warped vigil]

a little over a here

[marsh obsidian]

year i meant

[warped vigil]

thats not especially good

[ember kettle]

They added clash royale to chess but still no gameplay update

It’s been 2000 years since the last update

[heavy swallow]

What’s up boo

[stable mirage]

if they update chess I’m quitting

but luckily it isn’t happening

[umbral wind]

‘Update’

[warped vigil]

"boo"?

[heavy swallow]

I mean uh gang

Nah but seriously how you doing mate

[warped vigil]

good, how about you?

playing in fl state championship tomorrow... very excited

[heavy swallow]

I’m good wanna play a game ? WAIT

[heavy swallow]

IM FROM FLORIDA

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

Florida chess championship ?

Or like?

[warped vigil]

yep!

[heavy swallow]

Nice

[warped vigil]

its an open tourney so its not like im talented or anything

[warped vigil]

nice! are you playing in it?

[dim wyvern]

.

[heavy swallow]

No 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 579 (peak)
Bullet: 500 (577 peak)

[warped vigil]

u should play tournaments

[heavy swallow]

Look at that and ask again

[warped vigil]

they have U1000 section

[heavy swallow]

That would be to easy

Easy wins fr

[warped vigil]

not really

[heavy swallow]

I’m joking

[warped vigil]

theres nms and fms and ims

[heavy swallow]

To be fair I had mate in 11 against a NM

Once

[warped vigil]

to be fair it was probably a impossible to find mate

[heavy swallow]

So like if there having a really really really bad day I could win

[warped vigil]

was it

[heavy swallow]

Solve I found like first few moves

Then hung a rook they just don’t take

I said mate in 11 for a reason

[warped vigil]

sac a roooook

[heavy swallow]

What are the next moves then ?

[lyric mortar]

who wanna play?

[warped vigil]

idk just sac it

[lyric mortar]

rapid?

[heavy swallow]

I found taht part

[lyric mortar]

whatever u up to

[heavy swallow]

Not the rest tho

[lyric mortar]

https://play.chess.com/ceSox

[warped vigil]

i see

[heavy swallow]

Wanna play a match ?

[lyric mortar]

https://play.chess.com/6qRzn

[warped vigil]

no, i'm supposed to be doing puzzles to prep for tomorrow

[abstract mantle]

@everyone please do not post to the server why [PainTensei] hates @vital acorn pings

[warped vigil]

[heavy swallow]

Then do my mate in 11 puzzle

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723890582404988978/781691244153274399/image0.gif

[grim edge]

hey papis whats up

[slim wharf]

i stg 400 elo chess is a minefield half of my opponents are like stockfish and the other half are like playing high on crack or something

[warped vigil]

read what>

[slim wharf]

just had a guy win my queen, not take it and then let me take his queen???

[grim edge]

does anyone wanna watch one piece with me? UwU

[warped vigil]

I know aagard writes pretty high level stuff

[abstract mantle]

@echo seal @distant panther @distant panther @opaque violet

[warped vigil]

Ima read it right after I finish up Kotov's books

btw that is sarcastic since kotov is way too advanced for me

[abstract mantle]

@everyone hello 😄

[boreal cosmos]

I think aagard can be hard for u

[warped vigil]

do you mean it's too advanced for me?

what level of player do you think should read it

[boreal cosmos]

probs

[steep steppe]

Hello

[little elm]

i am doing much better in 1+0 than hyper

maybe I am getting old

[boreal cosmos]

but for example a beginner will have no use of gm books

[warped vigil]

who do you think should read aagards books

[boreal cosmos]

2000+ fide

[warped vigil]

i'll get there... 1 year

[polar trench]

[boreal cosmos]

i mean i cant say what people can or cant do 😄 for example DEM is very hard

i think its 2200+

[warped vigil]

whats DEM

[boreal cosmos]

dvoretsky endgame manual

[warped vigil]

I have found that being able to understand a book does NOT mean you can get anything out of the book

ah shoulda known that

[midnight fjord]

hello

[warped vigil]

do you know dvoretskys analytical manual?

[remote bramble]

Dvoretsky is really helpful indeed

[boreal cosmos]

no

[warped vigil]

hello!

[remote bramble]

Bonsoir

[warped vigil]

show a little respect the guy is 2800

[midnight fjord]

sup chat

[warped vigil]

(Fair point)

but what about 2800

[final condor]

can anyone reccomend a line against the jobava?

[tropic plaza]

Oui oui baguette

[remote bramble]

I don't deserve respect then

[midnight fjord]

oui

[polar trench]

damn 2800 online or fide

[heavy swallow]

Hi Elliot

[remote bramble]

Comment vas-tu

[warped vigil]

1. d4 e6 2. Nc3 bb4

[midnight fjord]

im not magnus

[warped vigil]

you're only 2700

[final condor]

got destroyed three times in a row. thanks

[polar trench]

i was gonna say you must be the best im on earth

[warped vigil]

yeah <2800 is really bad

[remote bramble]

...

[midnight fjord]

yea*

[heavy swallow]

Hey you never know you could be Magnus

[warped vigil]

(not)

[remote bramble]

Gonna go cry

[warped vigil]

i will be as good as yall eventually I hope

[final condor]

Cagnus Marlsen

[polar trench]

topher nakamura

[heavy swallow]

YOO “insert pp sucking joke”

[tropic plaza]

Bet

[final condor]

YOO "insert sub automatic rifle holding london player"

[polar trench]

[heavy swallow]

It’s called the London not the American

[final condor]

finally getting more comfortable with openings for C4 and D4

we love indian game

[final condor]

interchangable term tbh

Prag and Gukesh on the rise

America is the coffee drinking version of the UK

change my mind

[polar trench]

i thought london was in new york and boston was in the uk

[hushed shuttle]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Scenario, is in fact, GNU/Scenario, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Scenario. Scenario is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Scenario, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

[polar trench]

[lyric mortar]

gg @grim edge

[hushed shuttle]

no.

[polar trench]

[hushed shuttle]

TALK NORMAL

no more animated emoji for u

[polar trench]

I CAN ONLY SPEAK THROUGH ANIMATED EMOJI

you wouldn’t understand

[keen parrot]

[restive storm]

no u-words

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[hushed shuttle]

hai

[hushed shuttle]

owo

[final condor]

Yooo my orca finally arrived

[polar trench]

[restive storm]

no

[hushed shuttle]

🥵

[heavy swallow]

Oh nah your American at heart

[final condor]

50 dollar wood

[hushed shuttle]

you're*

[polar trench]

gottem

[heavy swallow]

Clearly so am I

[hushed shuttle]

can tell

[final condor]

kek and how is that bad

[keen parrot]

so how is the 2nd most degenerate chess chat doing

[stable mirage]

I’m surprised your autocorrect doesn’t help you with that

[polar trench]

what’s the first

[final condor]

evening tilt

[stable mirage]

I got my first best move!

[heavy swallow]

My auto correct turns that into taht

[hushed shuttle]

just a bit less intelligent than average, especially geography wise

[heavy swallow]

Because I do it so often

[keen parrot]

secret

[frail spindle]

says the 2250

[stable mirage]

bruh

[keen parrot]

hello

[hushed shuttle]

what

[final condor]

🤨 I can name the entire balkans, is that good enough?

[keen parrot]

nice

[stable mirage]

ur overestimating us

[hushed shuttle]

i said AVERAGE

average american cant name a country in Europe

[polar trench]

[keen parrot]

not true

[final condor]

austria

[stable mirage]

see look one best move!

[polar trench]

africa

[keen parrot]

average american probably knows a few countries

[final condor]

there, I just proved your point

[heavy swallow]

Germany

[keen parrot]

holy smokes

[hushed shuttle]

thats still shit

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[final condor]

perpetual check or something?

[keen parrot]

yeah it is, the average european doesnt know more than a few US states either

[stable mirage]

black is winning, it isn’t a drawing trick

[final condor]

wtf is with the brilliants

[hushed shuttle]

u cant really compare US states to countries tho

[polar trench]

[final condor]

some US states are bigger than some countries

so actually yes, you can

[hushed shuttle]

in that regard sure

[stable mirage]

game review being bad ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[keen parrot]

you can, US is larger than the EU economically and most states have some sort of european equivalent in size (economically)

[final condor]

in some states we have a larger economy than another country

[keen parrot]

no

[polar trench]

with

[final condor]

game review being the drunk idiot again

south america is easy mate

[polar trench]

there’s like 10 bruh

[stable mirage]

that’s not that bad

ur screwed, give up now

[polar trench]

death sentence

[final condor]

try memorizing every province in china

[polar trench]

no

[final condor]

how to induce brain damage

[polar trench]

chinatown korea and japan‼️

[stable mirage]

google “how to cheat”

not in chess

[final condor]

moron

[stable mirage]

please don’t cheat in chess

[polar trench]

ok levi

there’s a song for south american countries

[final condor]

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3016

[hushed shuttle]

america no shootings for a day challenge

[polar trench]

well at least our schewls

[final condor]

what are you, canadian?

[hushed shuttle]

no

[keen parrot]

sweden no explosions for a day challenge

[polar trench]

💀

[final condor]

ah, american then

[polar trench]

[hushed shuttle]

china try not to have their own technology burst into flames challenge

[polar trench]

bruh

[final condor]

k this dude was dropped a few too many times

keep practicing 😎

[hushed shuttle]

who

[arctic heart]

what is this?

[polar trench]

uk try not to get stabbed and robbed while cycling to the library 😦

[final condor]

you

[ornate ivy]

L

[hushed shuttle]

why

[arctic heart]

i want to try this

i'm good at geography

website name?

[polar trench]

chat is this real

[final condor]

scroll up, it is a geoguessr game

[arctic heart]

ok

[hushed shuttle]

why

[final condor]

nice!

do you have to memorize the capitals or?

[arctic heart]

i mean i'm South American

kinda not fair

[heavy swallow]

Now y’all try and do the states

[arctic heart]

i'll try Europe

[high oasis]

plantain chips.

[polar trench]

im american but dont ask me where wyoming is haha

[hushed shuttle]

why

[heavy swallow]

Bro

It’s the like sqaure that’s curvy

[high oasis]

where is wyoming?

[polar trench]

mf thats all of them

[untold quail]

THAT MOMENT WHEN U PLAY AN IDEA THATS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY LOOSING BUT UR OPPONENT BELIEVES U AND BLUNDERS MATE

[mystic stream]

Sawcon deez

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/bugsbunny-florida-saw-cut-island-gif-5578844

[polar trench]

ive been to wyoming and i still dont know where it is bruh

[untold quail]

Oh wait in analysis my idea was actually winning I just missed the part that wins

[uneven steppe]

Magnus or Hikaru

[polar trench]

megan

[hushed shuttle]

bad

[heavy swallow]

Megallan

[untold quail]

NVM IM A GENIUS I TOTALLY PLAYED AND FOUND A BRILLIANT IDEA AND THEN THREW BUT THEN WON

[final condor]

kekw

[polar trench]

carlos

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-magellan-impel-down-magellan-one-piece-gif-24849257

[stable mirage]

Magnus probably but they’re both extremely strong players and the h2h could go either way

[uneven steppe]

someone tell me what do they think would had happen if pragg won the World Cup

[heavy swallow]

Nerd

[final condor]

🧠 nothing feels better than your opponent flagging when you are in a completely loosing position

[polar trench]

double bongcloud repition

[stable mirage]

indeed

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[uneven steppe]

💀

[final condor]

drill it a few times each day to make sure you are ready

[stable mirage]

w

[heavy swallow]

Your my third favorite nerd

[polar trench]

i’m i the first or what

[heavy swallow]

Nah

[polar trench]

[grim edge]

i have question, does vegans says "Nice to plant you" instead of "Nice to meet you"? (i lost sense of humor)

[heavy swallow]

You don’t even make the list

[arctic heart]

i got a result better than 100%

[polar trench]

[tropic plaza]

Yes you lost your sense of humor

[arctic heart]

europe is hard damn

[hushed shuttle]

can u send thingy for me to try

[grim edge]

whats that, some quiz?

[stable mirage]

nice to meat you :)

[arctic heart]

yes

[tropic plaza]

That sounds something i would say onthe bed

[arctic heart]

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007 there you go

[grim edge]

i think u replied to wrong message

[stable mirage]

sus

[grim edge]

ty

[arctic heart]

??

[untold quail]

No way I just checkmated a 1000 in 8 moves

[dreamy siren]

Brilliant moves on chess.com are a marketing scheme the majority aren't brilliant in reality

[arctic heart]

46 damn countries

[untold quail]

No I found a brilliant idea idk if it was a brilliant move

[arctic heart]

i think i made an actual brilliant today

my first true brilliant

[tropic plaza]

Why do they still play sici dragon on lower levels

[dreamy siren]

Ok good cause caring about the brilliant move label is pointless it's meaningless stuff and it's used to deceive ignorant people who don't know any better to realize they usually aren't actually brilliant

[stable mirage]

fr they should be playing najdorf

[tropic plaza]

Just trade their fianchetto’d bishop for your bishop and attack and you win

[fluid kraken]

Unity already does

[arctic heart]

the chess coach in my school gets paid 2 minimum wages to teach Scholar's Mate and at max Italian Game

[stable mirage]

.-.

[tropic plaza]

Fr fr play najdorf

[arctic heart]

he lost to me in several occasions (i'm 1047 bruh)

[mild nest]

Brilliant moves on cc misrepresent reality often. Don't get brainwashed into valuing them like they're so meaningful and accurate. They aren't! (And no I won't play you)

[tropic plaza]

Siwius

[stable mirage]

yes

[stable mirage]

dang he gave on his chess goals

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-anime-gif-26098386

[hallow gate]

💀

[stable mirage]

me fr

[tropic plaza]

Cat boy cat girl?

[heavy swallow]

You and neko?

[stable mirage]

catboy

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-boy-boy-neko-nekomimi-nekoboy-gif-22835266

[heavy swallow]

I thought you where a dog

[heavy swallow]

Smash just sayin

[stable mirage]

I can have multiple furry forms

[tropic plaza]

Should have kept your intrusive thoughts

[fluid kraken]

Meanwhile I get a free coach that is almost an nm

[stable mirage]

indeed

[fluid kraken]

Oh the soulmates meet

[heavy swallow]

Nah intrusive thoughts are bad things

[heavy swallow]

I know that’s a man

[frank mural]

chat

[compact mango]

who is higher than 2000 elo?

[fluid kraken]

[stable mirage]

nobody smh

[fluid kraken]

@grave wasp

[compact mango]

yeah

[tropic plaza]

Siwius is 600

[compact mango]

up for a match?

[mild nest]

not me 😦

[hallow gate]

nobody who would be higher than 2000 elo here

[stable mirage]

no

[grave wasp]

sup

[fluid kraken]

Furries

[compact mango]

up for match?

[mild nest]

u would truly be suprised