💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

It was me

[tropic plaza]

Hi pixel

[graceful lintel]

How to improve time management any suggestions?

[keen parrot]

you still play on lc?

[peak plank]

(Probably)

[tropic plaza]

Play blitz alot

[old vault]

Try to think faster

[graceful lintel]

Chrollos abt to get basted

[old vault]

The more you struggle to think the better you'll become

[graceful lintel]

What is ur ratings?

[old vault]

whats basted mean

916

[graceful lintel]

Chess.com language

[digital phoenix]

duh why

[graceful lintel]

Write ur suggestions on paper and then read it

apply it

[keen parrot]

i didnt know they were that lenient there with second and third chances

[old vault]

i think i could take you on

[graceful lintel]

🙏👌

[old vault]

i would love to play you

[graceful lintel]

Tmr??

[latent pebble]

Idk I didn’t check

[old vault]

rn\

[digital phoenix]

meh

[latent pebble]

Also he’s playing u1000

[polar trench]

[graceful lintel]

I just lost ⅘ games

[random kindle]

I just beat the goblin in 6 moves

[drifting vapor]

Don’t worry I lost 30 game in a day once

[tropic plaza]

I played 97% accuracy, my one mistake is i missed mate in 7

[latent pebble]

U cheated on li?

[tropic plaza]

30 moves

[drifting vapor]

💀 , Chess.com do be like that

[gloomy vector]

When you’re at the correct rating

[graceful lintel]

Just a bad day
I had worse

[drifting vapor]

It legit was, I was so downed Ngl

[tropic plaza]

Its lc(pls dont hate me) my opponent played dragon so i gotta destroy it

[graceful lintel]

Take a break

[drifting vapor]

It was 2 days ago

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[tropic plaza]

I did a knight check instead of taking his queen

Its stupid but meh

[drifting vapor]

I was just making excuse for my loss, even tho my opponent was better

After the 5th game I wasn’t at my peak and I was just feeling down so I kept losing more

[graceful lintel]

Yea it happens

[tropic plaza]

I just play hiding my rating

It makes me play better and smoother since i dont get nervous

[drifting vapor]

Yea and it just keeps happening until I gave up

[tropic plaza]

When i see my rating going down

[graceful lintel]

sed

[tropic plaza]

So i just hide rating

[drifting vapor]

Nah when bro realized he at the 400

[tropic plaza]

[drifting vapor]

It do be like that tbh, it’s so crazy how your mentality affect a game so much

[graceful lintel]

Imma study now @frosty fable

[graceful lintel]

[tired mason]

Effects*

[drifting vapor]

Explain the difference

If you want to correct me, explain it

[tired mason]

Affect sounds stupid asf

[drifting vapor]

Based on?

[tired mason]

Effects sounds better

[green jungle]

playing chess on the toilet is like gambling whether you'll have an overall skill increase or decrease

[drifting vapor]

Yea shh man

[drifting vapor]

Fact

[wraith fox]

aren't they different words?

[bright flame]

Wiz

[drifting vapor]

They are,

[drifting vapor]

Yea?

[bright flame]

@drifting vapor @tired mason you are brothers?

[drifting vapor]

Nope

[tired mason]

Yes

[drifting vapor]

I don’t even know the guy

[bright flame]

In pp

Profile photo

[drifting vapor]

No this guy cannot be related to me

[green jungle]

had to INSTANTLY explain

[bright flame]

Yes

[green jungle]

I agree

[drifting vapor]

Bruh

[drifting vapor]

Ok I guess we’re siblings now

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-kitten-neko-anime-gif-15876248

[bright flame]

Not in real life Wiz and you CC

[drifting vapor]

This is why the chess community gets bad rep

[bright flame]

Wiz is typing..

[tropic plaza]

Dont compare me to what those guys do

[drifting vapor]

Have you connected btw

[drifting vapor]

To be honest fair

[bright flame]

Is not connecting

[drifting vapor]

Atleast you’re not sending death threats

[tropic plaza]

Ye

[drifting vapor]

Try again, I had to do it twice

[bright flame]

K

[drifting vapor]

Nah somebody joined Vc once and started cussing at a guy for playing

[drifting vapor]

NAH HE RIGHT THO

[tropic plaza]

Most kind chess player

[drifting vapor]

Exactly, then he was like “Play me then, let’s see”

[tropic plaza]

Queen so hot

[tropic plaza]

Thats the nicest player xd

[bright flame]

Bruh is not working

[tropic plaza]

Atleast its not a player who lost and and made ton reasons

[grim edge]

Hi

[old vault]

anyone 1400+wanna play https://play.chess.com/T2UeE

[grim edge]

Hi

[drifting vapor]

Nah he just trash talk for no reason

[grim edge]

Hi

[drifting vapor]

What time is it

[tropic plaza]

Bros just mad

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[drifting vapor]

Hello

[grim edge]

Hallo mein freunds

[old vault]

time for chess

[tropic plaza]

Hola amigo

[grim edge]

I think the post game rating system is broken

[drifting vapor]

The guy was playing and was getting harassed

[indigo jetty]

@grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[tropic plaza]

He got muted?

[grim edge]

Thanks

[drifting vapor]

No

[old vault]

can someone play me in chess ffs

https://play.chess.com/T2UeE

[grim edge]

Just go to chess.com

We're here to discuss not to play

[drifting vapor]

If it’s 3 min I will

[tropic plaza]

3 min on top

[vale timber]

it was 10 min

over 1k elo difference

yikes

[old vault]

i will prove myself

[grim edge]

bullet is so annoying

[trail kelp]

can somone check my game i just played and tell me mistakes i did

[rough dome]

Yeah acc to that I play like 4900 jk

[trail kelp]

pls

[grim edge]

Bruh

[green jungle]

yes it is

[rough dome]

I didn't play any game today and not even a single puzzle or chess related video

[dire cargo]

Wassgud guys

[rough dome]

Wassup

[dire cargo]

Ntg much

Hbu

[rough dome]

I am exhausted

[dire cargo]

What did u do dawg

[rough dome]

I burned 1000 calories

[dire cargo]

Ez

[limpid forge]

how

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-groovy-gif-26309290

[rough dome]

Yeah by just sitting

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-bath-soap-gif-16388990

[dire cargo]

Damn that's hard

[rough dome]

🤦‍♂️

[dire cargo]

This u innit traxy... the whole day

[rough dome]

Kinda

[dire cargo]

Not on u but on ur a$$

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-drive-driving-car-gif-26521606

[limpid forge]

stop u spamer

[tropic plaza]

Ok

[rough dome]

Not whole day

[limpid forge]

trused role abuser

[dire cargo]

Bruhhh... the audacity of u still talking abt ur laziness

[rough dome]

Those reflections have same period as my heart beat

[limpid forge]

💀

[dire cargo]

White rat is me black rat is prolly u dawg

[south zenith]

Does anybody here know any chess youtubers with +-500 youtube subs that would like to collaborate?

[dire cargo]

Bro felt the beat too

[rough dome]

I am not black

[rough dome]

Me

[limpid forge]

in chess?

[dire cargo]

I didn't say that mods

[south zenith]

How come i dont believe you?

[rough dome]

So what I am not black is that bad

[south zenith]

Black rooks>White rooks i heard

[dire cargo]

He has always has that lie aura around him

[rough dome]

People like you make it racist

[dire cargo]

Mods he says I made it racist

I could ping mod for that uk

[rough dome]

So don't I have 21 subs tho

[limpid forge]

ranking opening moves:

S[d4]
A[Nf3]
...
F[e4]

[rough dome]

Dr is best

[random drum]

how you got these colour in text?

[rough dome]

D4*

[tropic plaza]

D4 sucks

[random drum]

I played catalan today for first time and it is good tbh

[limpid forge]

langugue highlight (I used css shema )

[dire cargo]

Could have used a gif for that no

[tropic plaza]

Wdym

[limpid forge]

cuz u've been spaming them

[random kindle]

A[Nf3], [c4], [g3]
B[e3]. [c3]```
and screw the others

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[tropic plaza]

You despise what you dont have

[dire cargo]

U were spamming gif before... gif reply for that would've been funny

[tropic plaza]

Probably but still d4 sucks

And i might get reported for spamming

[random kindle]

Unpopular opinion d4 openings feel far more sophisticated than e4 openings

[tropic plaza]

I feel its slow

[random kindle]

I play e4 btw

[crystal jewel]

eee

[tropic plaza]

Its just me tho

[crystal jewel]

is clash royale gonna add chess cards

[old vault]

who wants to watch high level chess

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[drifting vapor]

💀

[random kindle]

Like beginners playing a d4 opening feels like a battle of GMs while an e4 opening is just two players blundering their pieces the whole game

[rough dome]

Meee

[old vault]

how do i stream

[tropic plaza]

Probably because they study d4 and plays random on e4

[simple lagoon]

thats my new wallpaper for my pc

[crystal jewel]

https://youtu.be/QXkjdOFPTK8

[simple lagoon]

no lore acurrate, the valkyrie isnt hot

[tropic plaza]

I play e4 because i like playing the spanish and destroying sici dragon users

[tropic plaza]

Yeah like valk is so hot

[crystal jewel]

Archer Queen 2900 bruh

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

[crystal jewel]

new chess theme?

[grim edge]

hey

[rough dome]

I like the board

[simple lagoon]

no lore acurrate

[nova verge]

Good morning ☀️

[rough dome]

Good evening

[dire cargo]

Good evening

[nova verge]

Love the time zones!

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play, i'm 600 elo on chess.com, kapsyl?

[nova verge]

Love the time zones!

[dire cargo]

Wait... where u from dawg

[spiral forge]

I can't change

[dire cargo]

Where u from?

[rough dome]

It's 5pm here

[crystal jewel]

you not suppose to

[nova verge]

Michigan USA

[crystal jewel]

its 11pm for me

[rough dome]

Guess

[dire cargo]

Hi

[dire cargo]

Nice

[spiral forge]

Pc or mobile

[nova verge]

Hby??

[dire cargo]

8 here

[dire cargo]

India

[nova verge]

That’s cool af!

[dire cargo]

Europe ?

[graceful lintel]

Fired the guy who designs the chess pieces for cc

[rough dome]

Bruh y you using so much you almost made number 1

[hushed nymph]

i must chat to get the role

ignore me

[dire cargo]

Ikr india = cool

[dire cargo]

Innit

[nova verge]

I mean technically the temp is hot right??

[rough dome]

Yeah

[honest drift]

guys why am i stuck at 699

[simple lagoon]

nah man the board + pieces are only in the bots

[compact mantle]

Just git gud

[grim edge]

anyone like to listen white noise 24 hour constantly?

[dire cargo]

The place where I live at has perfect weather tbh

[graceful lintel]

Yea but Not all the places

[crystal jewel]

[rough dome]

Then how are you white

[graceful lintel]

[dire cargo]

I know time zones better dawg

[compact mantle]

Ppl with tenitis prob

[dire cargo]

Y u askin that

[simple lagoon]

tf is this theme

[graceful lintel]

Nimzo Indian opening was played?

[grim edge]

yeah tinnitus is a problem

[compact mantle]

That thing yeah

[crystal jewel]

scotch gambit

[rough dome]

Is that real

[crystal jewel]

yes

[simple lagoon]

every bot else - normal theme,archer queen

[nova verge]

That’s awesome! Michigan is usually better but it’s been chilly

[dire cargo]

Clash royal vibes ngl

[nova verge]

I figured how big India is

[dire cargo]

Is it snow falling

[graceful lintel]

Which opening should i play I can't think of any
I used to play scotch then switched to qgb and now I play Spanish
I mean scotch is good opening?

[rough dome]

Everyone knows you are not special dwag

[crystal jewel]

your choice eh

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

Not yet but if it keeps it up it might in a month

[graceful lintel]

Ohk-

[dire cargo]

Is it only me or the king looks like gojo from jjk

[crystal jewel]

i love scotch

[grim edge]

scotch whisky is nice

[crystal jewel]

why they use so fierce pic

[languid cave]

Does stockfish show brilliant moves ?

[crystal jewel]

2900

[dire cargo]

Awesome... ig... it might bother u guys over there... if it does thn maybe not so awesome

[crystal jewel]

no

[rough dome]

Queen be like heha oh yeah

[nova verge]

I love the fall/winter but love swimming in summer so I’m torn

[languid cave]

Then how to know if you've done a brilliant move

[crystal jewel]

oosp

[dire cargo]

Aiit don't get upset now

[crystal jewel]

look at eval so u know the move works

[languid cave]

Eval?

[dire cargo]

U a summer guy huh

[crystal jewel]

💀

[nova verge]

Yes gal

[dire cargo]

Nice... sry

[crystal jewel]

they should make archer queen play the queens gambit

[dire cargo]

I forget

[nova verge]

It’s okay I don’t mind being misgendered on an online forum

[nova verge]

It’s kind of funny

[grim edge]

why can’t i sign up for the tourney……

[dire cargo]

Cool

[grim edge]

it just shows the players……

and i’m not on the roster either

[dire cargo]

Bros loading his Riz

[sonic hearth]

When does it start

[lofty tendon]

Hi!

[limpid forge]

d4 > e4

[grim edge]

Clash bots are fun

[sonic hearth]

We have resigned

[dire cargo]

Anyways sup

[sonic hearth]

Martin

[dire cargo]

Hi

[lofty tendon]

Ye

[polar trench]

[grim edge]

can you promote to wizard?

[lofty tendon]

That's good, if not we could've lost so many lives

[regal token]

hello

[lunar fossil]

e4,e9,queen take g9, king takes back, knight to C7 brown wins the game

[regal token]

ive just been getting into chess 😄

[dire cargo]

Hi

[dire cargo]

Cool

[limpid forge]

Its just regullar chess with a different background

its only for gotham content really

[steep moth]

Can someone explain prized friday?

is there a prize fund?

[limpid forge]

turnamet where when u win u get diamond

[sonic hearth]

Thats hard

[crystal jewel]

what the queen saying

[steep moth]

Just diamond nothing like money related rlly?

[sonic hearth]

Shes gonna find your house

[limpid forge]

just diamond for 1 month 2nd and 3rd and 3 months 1st

[dire cargo]

Nope

[dire cargo]

Bro has all kinds of reaction in one msg

[grim edge]

i hate bots with a passion, they're stupid

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[fleet stag]

Hi

[sonic hearth]

Hobret Gess

[crystal jewel]

smh

anyone try beat this bot lol

[ruby maple]

ez

[sonic hearth]

Guys how do i post image

[random drum]

<@&745328830649991179>

tf is this

[sonic hearth]

The ghost did an arm day and leg day

[random drum]

My bad I pinged mods quickly

Ig I should tell him first

bruh don't ping him

and don't talk about that stuff

[wraith snow]

what

[limpid forge]

11

[sonic hearth]

11/10

[bright flame]

Pls someone play chess with me I have 1000 elo

[dire cargo]

where tf is the car yall

[sonic hearth]

Ok, no rating

[dire cargo]

i have 400 elo

[limpid forge]

ok me too

[bright flame]

In real life

[limpid forge]

no chess.com

[bright flame]

Joking

[dire cargo]

good one

[bright flame]

Bruh Whitw

[limpid forge]

KEKW emoji is over used

[bright flame]

You are a indian whitw

[crystal jewel]

i flagged the queen lol

[shadow panther]

[bright flame]

3d?

[sonic hearth]

I’ll book a flight

[bright flame]

Paypal

[dire cargo]

so dawg

[bright flame]

Bro is a Allah child

[sonic hearth]

Bro rizzed that queen 💀

[dire cargo]

aiit... now what

[bright flame]

White 1v1

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/execution-gif-24034353

[pine bison]

Embed fail

[limpid forge]

who asked

[dire cargo]

yea exactly... thats what i thought

[soft forge]

G'day chat

[pine bison]

Ur mom

[dire cargo]

but everyone saw that

[pine bison]

[dire cargo]

nd the link was so silent but loud at the same time

[soft forge]

How are we doing today

[dire cargo]

lets go mod

[dire cargo]

wassgud

[harsh sierra]

https://discord.gg/QFfCCtZY?event=1145768131403452477

[bright flame]

Ga! Day? You are

[crystal jewel]

1+1

[limpid forge]

all of @dire cargos msgs use KEKW

[soft forge]

Nah i'm not lol

[bright flame]

White is ga!

[pine bison]

Is what?

[bright flame]

@dire cargo

[soft forge]

Ga, duh. (idk)

[pine bison]

???

[dire cargo]

so?

[soft forge]

What is a "ga" and what does it mean

[dire cargo]

say it dawg... if u got some bols say it

[worn ice]

gmpeter008 (2268) vs. victorious4ever (2216)

Move List

1. c4 Nf6 2. g3 c5 3. Bg2 Nc6 4. Nc3 e6 5. d3 Be7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O a6 8. b3 d5 9. Bb2 d4 10. Nb1 Bd7 11. Nbd2 Rc8 12. e3 e5 13. exd4 exd4 14. Re1 Bd6 15. Ng5 h6 16. Nge4 Bb8 17. Nxf6+ Qxf6 18. Ne4 Qd8 19. Nxc5 Qc7 20. Nxd7 Qxd7 21. a3 b5 22. Rc1 Na5 23. b4 Nb7 24. cxb5 axb5 25. Qb3 Ba7 26. Qd5 Qxd5 27. Bxd5 Nd6 28. Rxc8 Nxc8 29. Rc1 Bb6 30. Rc6 Bd8 31. Bb3 Na7 32. Rd6 Nc8 33. Rxd4 Bf6 34. Kf1 Bxd4 35. Bxd4 Ne7 36. Bc5 Re8 37. d4 Nc6 38. d5 Nd8 39. d6 Nb7 40. d7 Rd8 41. Bd5 Nxc5 42. bxc5 Rxd7 43. Bc6 Rc7 

[bright flame]

Claim be

[wise portal]

when the sun hits

[soft forge]

I do not understand

[dire cargo]

huh? cant hear u

[sonic hearth]

Big W

[bright flame]

Gamey

[pine bison]

[bright flame]

Gay mean gamey

Who pp is good

[soft forge]

You said "Ga" not "Gay"

[dire cargo]

exactly... hes a big bluff dawg

[bright flame]

Profile photo

Pp mean profile photo

[soft forge]

Nobody knows, welcome to chaos

[dire cargo]

mod is flabbergasted

[pine bison]

This chat is making me lose braincells

[little elm]

which GM is 2250

[sonic hearth]

Someone accept me in the discord chess.com group

[soft forge]

I agree, is there anything you can do to save us

[bright flame]

PT is sleeping

[little elm]

why cant I play these people

[bright flame]

You. Are a 🍕

[soft forge]

Why is everything you say more confusing than the last

[lapis brook]

why are you a mod

[bright flame]

Bruh @pine bison is sleeping

[dawn fjord]

because

[bright flame]

Pt

Pt is sleeping

Paintensei

[soft forge]

It does say that in their bio, congrats you made .001 sense

Now try saying something else comprehensible

[sonic hearth]

Hes still a newbie ig

[soft forge]

Maybe you're just better :)

I wouldn't say he's... trash

But you did beat him so good on you

[sonic hearth]

Every time we played out 1st chess.com game, the indians always exists

WHY

[pine bison]

Why are you a discord user

[soft forge]

This is why you're a mod. You have a sense of humor.

[sleek zealot]

[sonic hearth]

No

[soft forge]

nice edit save

[lapis brook]

turn off notification?

[pine bison]

[lapis brook]

ever heard of DND idiots

[olive salmon]

can someone review my game?

[sonic hearth]

He definitely saved himself

[sleek zealot]

lalala cant hear you

[upbeat viper]

I don't wanna get back to uni

[stable mirage]

getting banned is a great way to never get notifs again

[upbeat viper]

lemme sleep

and play cheese

and and

[olive salmon]

anyone review this game

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87321037767

[worn ice]

ZameerKhan2050 (1433) vs. mohamed_playz (1463)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 f5 4. exf5 d6 5. Bd3 Nxd4 6. c3 Nxf5 7. Bxf5 Bxf5 8. O-O Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. Nh4 O-O 11. Nxf5 h6 12. Bxf6 Bxf6 13. Qg4 Bg5 14. h4 Bf6 15. Nxh6+ Kh7 16. Nf5 g6 17. Ng3 Bxh4 18. Nd2 Rf4 19. Qh3 Qg5 20. Nde4 Qh6 21. Qd7+ Kh8 22. f3 Raf8 23. Kf2 Rxe4 24. Rh1 Qe3+ 25. Kf1 Rxf3+ 26. gxf3 Qxf3+ 27. Kg1 Qxg3+ 28. Kf1 Qf2# 

[sonic hearth]

Eat cheese

[lapis brook]

then quit

[little elm]

is anyone playing prized weekly?

[soft forge]

This chat is incredibly entertaining

[pine bison]

@sleek zealot what is this huh

[upbeat viper]

nah I'm the #1

[olive salmon]

yo top g who is up for reviewing this game for me?https://www.chess.com/game/live/87321037767

[soft forge]

I am loosing so many brain cells

[little elm]

can I get more membership and does it stack?

[worn ice]

ZameerKhan2050 (1433) vs. mohamed_playz (1463)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 f5 4. exf5 d6 5. Bd3 Nxd4 6. c3 Nxf5 7. Bxf5 Bxf5 8. O-O Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. Nh4 O-O 11. Nxf5 h6 12. Bxf6 Bxf6 13. Qg4 Bg5 14. h4 Bf6 15. Nxh6+ Kh7 16. Nf5 g6 17. Ng3 Bxh4 18. Nd2 Rf4 19. Qh3 Qg5 20. Nde4 Qh6 21. Qd7+ Kh8 22. f3 Raf8 23. Kf2 Rxe4 24. Rh1 Qe3+ 25. Kf1 Rxf3+ 26. gxf3 Qxf3+ 27. Kg1 Qxg3+ 28. Kf1 Qf2# 

[sonic hearth]

Bro gonna went straight to hell

[umbral wind]

So much you can’t spell losing

[wicked nest]

i wanna swim in suffering for some reason

[olive salmon]

review my game (it has a brilliant) https://www.chess.com/game/live/87321037767

[worn ice]

ZameerKhan2050 (1433) vs. mohamed_playz (1463)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 f5 4. exf5 d6 5. Bd3 Nxd4 6. c3 Nxf5 7. Bxf5 Bxf5 8. O-O Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. Nh4 O-O 11. Nxf5 h6 12. Bxf6 Bxf6 13. Qg4 Bg5 14. h4 Bf6 15. Nxh6+ Kh7 16. Nf5 g6 17. Ng3 Bxh4 18. Nd2 Rf4 19. Qh3 Qg5 20. Nde4 Qh6 21. Qd7+ Kh8 22. f3 Raf8 23. Kf2 Rxe4 24. Rh1 Qe3+ 25. Kf1 Rxf3+ 26. gxf3 Qxf3+ 27. Kg1 Qxg3+ 28. Kf1 Qf2# 

[old vault]

just went 2-2 with a 1900

[upbeat viper]

stop asking, and done

[sleek zealot]

stop accusing me of these things

[languid aurora]

my friends gave me a dare to tell the first person I see in a random server I choose " Let's make out "

[olive salmon]

thanks top g

[little elm]

wait if I win prized Friday do I get more membership?

[lapis brook]

what studying

[upbeat viper]

math and cs

[pine bison]

Stupid dare but ok

[languid aurora]

First person I saw here is @pine bison

[languid aurora]

Let's make out rn 😘

[upbeat viper]

anyway you're gonna see me less

[soft forge]

I have always struggled with lose/loose idk why. Just a skill issue ig

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1105959243049357454/1109311284618473522/c1cc0853b8.gif

[lapis brook]

Chess.com needs more mods

[sleek zealot]

this is why you have no friends

[upbeat viper]

enough algebra

[soft forge]

chess.com needs more staff in general they are so so so overworked

[soft forge]

I'm sending them a friend equest because you said this

[upbeat viper]

quality over quantity

[pine bison]

Imagine being graduate ha

[upbeat viper]

smh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[pine bison]

No more school for me

[dawn fjord]

ok so

[soft forge]

Why not both

[indigo jetty]

Basbarian 💀

[sleek zealot]

this is why the only friend invisible has is you

[dawn fjord]

the jokers don't pay

[languid aurora]

= position over material

[lapis brook]

are you kicked out

[upbeat viper]

themed username

[indigo jetty]

My school about to start 😭😭

[upbeat viper]

yes

[languid aurora]

Now let's make out

[pine bison]

No I got my degree you goldfish

[indigo jetty]

You get paid an extra month of premium 😏😏😏

[sleek zealot]

cant even solve one

[indigo jetty]

Is CS hard

[sleek zealot]

3

[pine bison]

Nah just aim for the heads

[languid aurora]

co-- se--- 💀💀

[sleek zealot]

relatively, no

[indigo jetty]

I'm thinking of taking it

[languid aurora]

LMFAOAOOAAOAOAO

[sleek zealot]

its quite hard to understand isn't it

[halcyon glade]

Why chess.com added clash royale

💀

[languid aurora]

Hehehehawwwww

[indigo jetty]

@grim edge are you taking it?

[upbeat viper]

the min isn't defined

[sleek zealot]

because clash royale is a shit game and its dying so they had to pay someone to promote it

[upbeat viper]

for u = 0 no such k exists

[halcyon glade]

💀

[languid aurora]

HELL NAH 💀

[indigo jetty]

So it's hard in high school?

[languid aurora]

HOLY

[indigo jetty]

Ok good lol

[sonic hearth]

Someone gotta rizz her

[upbeat viper]

ah

min

not max

yeye

ok

[solemn ivy]

Guys when is the new update

[upbeat viper]

why did you make part of your thing disappear

[old vault]

join just chatting to watch grandmaster chess gameplay

[dire cargo]

basty wassup

[sleek zealot]

wow we havent heard this one before have we

[pine bison]

Dies of cringe

[indigo jetty]

Damn ok

[solemn ivy]

so original 🥶

[upbeat viper]

hm

anyway

watching CCT

[halcyon glade]

Chess coaches right now

[frosty fable]

Good boy.

[minor lake]

yo

[upbeat viper]

JBGC*

[sleek zealot]

bros playing golf or something with this board

[grim edge]

You finished?

[indigo jetty]

What was that opening from nordibek 💀

[minor lake]

i like mods

[old vault]

lmao i started a new one

[upbeat viper]

2

[old vault]

join vc

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1116530539680247848/1119949918459674654/jerry.gif

[dire cargo]

ay yo supercell needs to copyright that

[grim edge]

Jusy dm me. Can't rn.

[graceful lintel]

[sonic hearth]

Who is this

[sleek zealot]

him

[graceful lintel]

Joe Biden

[sonic hearth]

Chinese Garry Kasparov??

[upbeat viper]

is it me or kasparov has the same vibes as Zahi Hawass

[umbral wind]

<@&745328830649991179> accept me in the discord team on cc? please

[upbeat viper]

don't ping for that

[umbral wind]

my b

[sonic hearth]

Yes im waiting for 900years

[sleek zealot]

server mod wipe my asshole while im here cuz i cant wait 15 minutes to be let in

[halcyon glade]

They even made clash royale pieces 😭

[dusk horizon]

what's cc?

[dire cargo]

zahil what

[upbeat viper]

you're not connected you won't be accepted until you are

[sonic hearth]

Woah

[graceful lintel]

I think I'm one of the most active members

[umbral wind]

lol shut up u knob

[wicked nest]

kevin leonardo

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[sonic hearth]

What if you’re on cc ios, the web page doesn’t redirect to the app

[sleek zealot]

knob

[clear sequoia]

Then you gotta connect on cc ios.

[graceful lintel]

I thought u were high rated

[umbral wind]

somewhat

[sonic hearth]

How do i do that (im dumb as shi)

[clear sequoia]

pzr hasn't played any blitz games on his alt account though, so you're safe today.

[desert frigate]

wassup y'all

[upbeat viper]

also the account you're connected isn't the one you're asking to join with

[clear sequoia]

Go to https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts , connect there.

[upbeat viper]

in order to have an alt on CC you need to get it approved

[umbral wind]

smh close it then

[graceful lintel]

Diamond team?what is it??

[upbeat viper]

I am

[dusk horizon]

what's cc

[graceful lintel]

🥖

[umbral wind]

@ornate ivy if i give u my cc account login can u join the discord team with it

[sonic hearth]

I think im going to change my ios email in my account

[halcyon glade]

How can I use that theme?

[indigo jetty]

No one else join Friday arena pls I need that premium

[regal token]

i keep losing but chess is fun

[graceful lintel]

Stop begging
Begging membership

Couldn't match with begging song

[umbral wind]

give me a pass 🙏🏻 moons got it linked

[rain laurel]

Can someone accept me in the club ?

[little elm]

i might join

just for the fun of it

[small apex]

Ill prob join but lose but its fun

[marsh obsidian]

Hi

[steep steppe]

Bro

I’m fighing hog rider bro

[dusk horizon]

grand warden should be the top level

[timid palm]

Bro u can mate in 2 im spell chess

[dire cargo]

how r u guys even playing this??

[timid palm]

If u play e5 and they play e4 u just bishop g5 and freeze f7 and next move u just jump the king 💀

[stable mirage]

what

[desert frigate]

plz accept my request

[high oasis]

i want magnus v alireza

now

[old vault]

https://play.chess.com/wuZVJ

[grim edge]

meanwhile:

[sonic hearth]

Ok sir i did

[steep steppe]

“Hog rider is getting his hog ridden” -angy New York man, (Gotham chess)

[chrome rock]

any indians??

[steep steppe]

Kinda

[worn patrol]

Shall I play 15 | 10 or 30min games for improvement?

[chrome rock]

anyone wanna 10 min rn??

[steep steppe]

Do 15 min for now and adjust as yoi gp

[worn patrol]

Im so close to 1000, im on like 978

[steep steppe]

Maybe later

[worn patrol]

Im scared ash to boot up a game😂

[chrome rock]

kk no issues

[steep steppe]

Rating anxiety sucks

[worn patrol]

U have that too?

Man i hate losing points

[steep steppe]

Everyone has it

[worn patrol]

I was actually just like studying tactics and endgames and vienna for a week since i couldnt play it out of fear😂

[steep steppe]

I like to start playing unrated

[upbeat viper]

important news

goblins are french

[steep steppe]

So you can get comfortable without feeling bad

[worn patrol]

U mean as a warmup

[steep steppe]

I knew it

[sonic hearth]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

exposed

[sonic hearth]

Hes a freak 💀

[steep steppe]

Omg it’s mumbo jumbo

Chess.com + Minecraft when???

[sonic hearth]

Nah its Barrack Obama

[stable mirage]

hell no

[steep steppe]

Why

[regal token]

He'll yeah

[wanton sorrel]

Hello!

[stable mirage]

no unless they make a techno bot

otherwise it’s just cringe

[south zenith]

Does anyone know if streaming on twitch or youtube is different? Which is better?

[sonic hearth]

Youtube

[steep steppe]

That’s not fair he’d be the new mittens

Also I was thinking more like

Grass block

[south zenith]

Why is it better?

[stable mirage]

oh

pig with a crown (1)

[steep steppe]

Diamond sword

[sonic hearth]

I think more people watch youtube and they got used to it

[steep steppe]

And thsn tencho 700000 elo

For him they should change it to 5d chess

[south zenith]

Also if you only have 500 subs like me?

[steep steppe]

Squid kid should be 7 elo

[stable mirage]

they can only add so much

[south zenith]

Or do you need to be big to get views?

[steep steppe]

It’s not like they can update the game

[sonic hearth]

Keep going

Make some content or tutorial

But spice it up

[south zenith]

Spice what up?

My channel is pretty spicy already no?

Thumbnail and content wise

[worthy flume]

i brillianted in bullet lol

[honest drift]

More like I played the only move on the board that doesnt lose instantly

[stable mirage]

you uh hung the rook that you were losing anyway

in the best way possible

[steep steppe]

Idk mannnn he has Gm in his nickname I’m prettttttttttyyy sure he knows what he’s doing

[worthy flume]

gay master

[sonic hearth]

Hmm

What if bishop takes rook and queen takes back

So you can (maybe) attack the castling king side?

[steep steppe]

They move the rook than

And queen the other side

Cause ur dark squares are very weak there

[sonic hearth]

Thats just my guess but ye

I see

[steep steppe]

You would be better at chess than the average joe

[worn patrol]

Lmao levy hog ridding jokes are awesome

[sonic hearth]

Joe mama

[worn patrol]

Levi said his hog is getting ridden and its getting ridden by us

[steep steppe]

Which you are but rubiked cubes devolop ur problem solving skills

[worn patrol]

No just pattern recognition tbh

[sonic hearth]

Hmm u checked my abt me

[steep steppe]

You need thst for chess still

[worn patrol]

U have a pattern on rubiks cube u just follow one pattern nothing else

[steep steppe]

Habit

[sonic hearth]

Yeah thats how u solve a kube

[worn patrol]

How do u have that much accs gorie65

[worn patrol]

Yeah ik, my best was like 3mins tho

[steep steppe]

He’s a grandmaster

So he has 6

[worn patrol]

Hes 1000-1200 rated

Man I would love to be a gm so much

[steep steppe]

He’s lying to make you feel better of yourself

[steep steppe]

Well why don’t you become a gm?

[worn patrol]

There is no point in that

[worn patrol]

I have bad memory 😦

[sonic hearth]

My best is 7 secs, i have proof

[steep steppe]

Anddddd?

[sonic hearth]

Just watch a bunch of chess games lol

[stiff saffron]

dude

[steep steppe]

He’s a real gm

Fr fr ong

He beat mangus Charleston when he was 5

[sonic hearth]

He beat jerry kasparvov when he was 2.3 years old

[steep steppe]

He was also training in the womb

[pine bison]

How we cooking chat

[steep steppe]

So +9 months

[sonic hearth]

Her mom swallowed a freaking chess board for him to learn

[steep steppe]

Yeah he came out a Fm

[sonic hearth]

Hmm

[pine bison]

Trying to summon satan?

[steep steppe]

No I was trying to cook spegtthi

[sonic hearth]

Draw a pentagram

[steep steppe]

My Quran looking at me as you say thay

[sonic hearth]

YOU BROKE THE PASTA

[sonic hearth]

I take that back personally

[sinful turtle]

guys how do I find dead airpods

[steep steppe]

ITS A SMALL STOVE WHAY WAS I TOO DO

[sonic hearth]

USE A BIGGER ONE

[steep steppe]

I DIDNR JAVE A CANDLE THAT BIG

[sonic hearth]

When its 1$ instead of 10.000$

[sonic hearth]

A FREAKINGBG STOVE

[steep steppe]

Where did yoi lose it

[sinful turtle]

it says its in my house but its not im my house

[steep steppe]

WELL I WANTED TO COOK IT ON A CANDLE

[steep steppe]

Check in the sofa?

[sonic hearth]

ONLY OOGA BOOGA PPL DOES THAT

[sinful turtle]

yeah its not

[steep steppe]

When’s the last time you did that

Used them*

[sinful turtle]

2 days ago

[steep steppe]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW I’M OOGA BOOGA

[sonic hearth]

Find it everywhere

[echo flume]

What elo should a 14 year old have to become future gm

[sinful turtle]

u did

[steep steppe]

You’re literally oogaboogaphoic

[echo flume]

?

[sinful turtle]

chess.com elo?

[echo flume]

Yes

[steep steppe]

You should be a grandmaster already smh

[sonic hearth]

Man you did replied to yourself gg

[sinful turtle]

depends on how long you aim to be gm in

[steep steppe]

Frick

[sinful turtle]

like it could be 100 years or 1 year

specify

[sonic hearth]

Worlds oldest GM

This is for ppl who put milk b4 cereal

[random drum]

It feels so empty without me

[sonic hearth]

Why is Ling Biren on your name tag

[past bramble]

Guys I won my chess tournament
10 wins, 1 draw, 0 Loss

[sinful turtle]

gg

[grim edge]

this looks like a job for me

[random drum]

GG

[random drum]

hehe

[nova verge]

That’s a cool trophy

[drifting vapor]

W man

[past bramble]

Yeah thx

[past bramble]

Thx

[drifting vapor]

Idk man just gotta continue playing

Cuz you might be GM at 40 who knows

[stable mirage]

guys help how do I beat barbarian

[past bramble]

I'm 2200 at 14

[drifting vapor]

You’re 14?

[past bramble]

Yeah

[drifting vapor]

How long have you been playing for

[worn patrol]

Gg, was it official?

[reef gust]

hello everyone

[true pond]

@clear sequoia Add me in Club on site (Max_Hunko) please

[past bramble]

I'm just tryna say that you can be like 1200 at 14 for a future gm

[drifting vapor]

How long have you been playing for

[worn patrol]

Im totally not jelaous

[past bramble]

Since 2021

[drifting vapor]

Ok shut up

[past bramble]

Yeah

[drifting vapor]

This just you bragging rn

[past bramble]

No

[drifting vapor]

2 years nah

[past bramble]

I'm not tryna brag sry if I did smtg wrong

[worn patrol]

Im not even 1000 and imma be 15 in a few months

[grim edge]

Applys for CC discord club to join tourney only to get accepted 45 minutes after the tournament originally had started

[drifting vapor]

I’m 17 bro

[past bramble]

I played on lichess

[grim edge]

what the flip

[worn patrol]

Im sooo sad no one made me play chess when i was little

[hushed cloak]

guys are ya proud of me?

[worn patrol]

They should have abused me to play chess

[past bramble]

Pranado

[worn patrol]

Sorry i dont have empathy

[past bramble]

I also played as an anonymous user in chess.com

[drifting vapor]

No it’s just 79 games

[hushed cloak]

lol

[hushed cloak]

why

[grim edge]

@grim edge why are you being an ass

[drifting vapor]

Honestly that hurts, I played for 4 years

[drifting vapor]

Play more

[sonic hearth]

He became the destroyer of worlds

[worn patrol]

@past bramble can you help me maybe? How do I improve? Like what openings to learn, where to study?

[past bramble]

Bro I don't touch grass so there's nothing to worry abt

[drifting vapor]

I played in school 💀

[past bramble]

Sure

[drifting vapor]

I sacrificed English class for chess

[past bramble]

Same lmao

[sonic hearth]

For white, use London Defense.
For black, use Caro Kann

[worn patrol]

I only know a bit of london, vienna gambit and caro and kings indian defense

[past bramble]

Played a lot of otb chess

[worn patrol]

But my board vision is ass

[sonic hearth]

Learn how to attack

[past bramble]

Learn the Spanish opening

[worn patrol]

Ruy lopez?

[past bramble]

Also learn the fantasy variation of the carokann

[drifting vapor]

Not for 900 bruh

[past bramble]

Yes

[drifting vapor]

He’s 900 don’t do that

[past bramble]

Lmao

[drifting vapor]

There is way too many lines

[sonic hearth]

Hes luring victims

[past bramble]

Well then play the London or italian

[drifting vapor]

He’s bringing them their downfall

[sonic hearth]

London is ez to remember

[drifting vapor]

Nobody like people who play London tho

[past bramble]

And for black, play Caro and Kings indian

[true pond]

@clear sequoia Add me in Chess.com Club on site (Max_Hunko), please

[drifting vapor]

You up for a 3min game?

[past bramble]

Fr but if ur 900, it's best to play it to get to 1000

[sonic hearth]

I played that alot and theyre coming for me 💀

[past bramble]

Sure, my username is Wing-Attack

[drifting vapor]

There is way too many lines tho

[keen parrot]

gg everyone from the arena

[drifting vapor]

I’ll just dm u the invite

[little elm]

ggs

[past bramble]

On cc

@drifting vapor

[sonic hearth]

I wanna know who won

[keen parrot]

i took a draw in a totally winning position to edge you out by a point lmao

[drifting vapor]

Yes

[past bramble]

K

[keen parrot]

@umbral wind

[hexed wren]

@keen parrot ur too good

[drifting vapor]

3 min?

[keen parrot]

just finished

[past bramble]

Yes

[worn patrol]

I love vienna gambit tbh

[hexed wren]

u were 2nd

[past bramble]

3 mins fine

[keen parrot]

yep

[sonic hearth]

I didn’t participate but cool

[umbral wind]

ez 🥱

[worn patrol]

Also kings idian defense is a cheat code i dont have to learn lines against stupid openings

[past bramble]

Fr

[drifting vapor]

check dms

[hexed wren]

whar were the prices

[worn patrol]

Im like 978

[keen parrot]

tbh idk

[little elm]

do i get anything for #3

[hexed wren]

bro i lost to tilt 4 games in a row

[sonic hearth]

Your thoughts after killing their chess career

[grim edge]

if you have membership can you still get it again

[umbral wind]

another day in the office

[worn patrol]

@past bramble from where did you learn? Do you have any like plans for each day how much u gonna learn or is it just random?

[keen parrot]

i think so idk

[grim edge]

Applys for CC discord club to join tourney only to get accepted 45 minutes after the tournament originally had started

[keen parrot]

too close imo

[grim edge]

for the tournament

[umbral wind]

nah it was close

[grim edge]

legit massive bs

[umbral wind]

this 600 let the time run out like a patty

[little elm]

tilt tilted me

[keen parrot]

i had unlucky pairings

[pine bison]

Stop the big letters and skill issue

[keen parrot]

that was a crazy game ngl

[grim edge]

no

[little elm]

accuracy guess?

[grim edge]

skill issue my balls

[keen parrot]

holy shit

[grim edge]

not that idc

[keen parrot]

i played well????

[worn patrol]

How do i join this club

[pine bison]

Your balls have a skill issue?

[keen parrot]

impossible

[little elm]

95

[pine bison]

[little elm]

comp wants me to sac the queen

[grim edge]

i wish i heard something

[umbral wind]

96.4 says for me

[keen parrot]

g3 was the craziest move

[little elm]

fair enough

[grim edge]

anywho

[little elm]

ggs anyway

[grim edge]

only the first place gets smth???

[little elm]

congrats @umbral wind

[keen parrot]

cause i could have just not done it

[peak plank]

Oh u won arena

[grim edge]

gg to whoever won the tourney

[keen parrot]

yeah ggs liam and fin

[grim edge]

and to whoever made the top three

[strange crown]

Helloooo

[grim edge]

which i don’t know

[pine bison]

Malding kids kekw

[keen parrot]

wait the second and third place prizes are the same

[grim edge]

hm

[keen parrot]

why did i take the draw to go to second

[hexed wren]

where do u see prices

[mild nest]

bruh

[umbral wind]

not sure i get anything cos im not linked 😭

[pine bison]

Prices.com

[mystic stream]

Grrrrr

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/weekly-prized-arena-rules

[strange crown]

Game link ?

[hexed wren]

ty

[sonic hearth]

That is wild

[keen parrot]

top 5 still get a role

[little elm]

nothing for me

[grim edge]

legit whining like a little btch over big text

[keen parrot]

@pine bison is @umbral wind eligible, even though he played on a diff account

[grim edge]

it’s not even hurting anyone

[umbral wind]

i ask bast to let me in the tourney cos moon has me linked

and he did

[keen parrot]

i mean the diamond should go to the account that played

[umbral wind]

im giving the membership to @keen parrot either way

[golden badge]

Please give me premium please 🥺

[keen parrot]

thanks mate

[hexed wren]

i gained 60 elo from the thing

[keen parrot]

[lapis brook]

i lost so many games lmfao

[hexed wren]

i beat a lot of 1600s

[lapis brook]

tired af

[worn patrol]

What tournament are you guys talking about?

[hexed wren]

im 900 blitz

[grim edge]

boring

[lapis brook]

pirze friday

[umbral wind]

even if u came last i wouldve gave it you

[golden badge]

How did you do that

[grim edge]

wsgg

[worn patrol]

Can I do that?

[grim edge]

put a hashtag then a space and then put you what you want to say

[lapis brook]

its over

[worn patrol]

Like the next friday

[lapis brook]

sure

[worn patrol]

Are there categories? If there is not then theres no chance for me

[lapis brook]

no thats why i lost so many games to 2300s lmfao

[worn patrol]

I feel you

[grim edge]

i never got to participate due to bs but it’s all good.

[drifting vapor]

@past bramble Maybe ur tired of ur tournament

[dull marsh]

Witch bot 1500 elo play like 900

[hexed wren]

iim 900 but beat a lot of 1600s

[worn patrol]

Where do u learn from fellow noob

[mild nest]

categories would be dumb

[lapis brook]

who tf asked

[little elm]

most of the 2000+ who play are bad anyway

[hexed wren]

ok

[mild nest]

the current system is already terribly designed, categories would make it better

[worn patrol]

Just like 1500 and lower and the second 1500 and higher yk

[grim edge]

oh?

[past bramble]

probably

[drifting vapor]

I get that too sometimes ngl

[past bramble]

ggs u destroyed me lmao

[worn patrol]

Why did u say they were dumb then

[past bramble]

yeah, happens to everyone

[drifting vapor]

Yea nah dw man, 1.8k still puts some work in

Even for 2k player 1.8k can still put up a decent fight if you're not prime