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Well
Check out my kitty cat
maybe not all of the millions
Dogs better
but at leas in the hundred thousands I'd say
Don't care, delete your account
wasn't that an analogy
If trying these strategies is making people happy and they are having fun, what is the damage?
Strawman!
I answered this earlier.
« Ooooh a cute kitty » are y’all kids ? Dogs more powerful, more loyal, calmer, more quiet
Dogs on top
@inland adder here
My dog never barks when he doesn’t needs it. It’s just a matter of education
alright then you can say you tried and were able to convince some people
but understand that some people won't be convinced of your advice
Well yeah I know that
Isn't it like the professional fps scene, people see cool no scope, jumping 360s and such on highlights, but it's not like everyone or anyone even thinks that's a valid way to play the game? Isn't it the same concept? Something cool to look at and maybe try to replicate once or twice for the luls?
But they meow too often
As someone who has had both, a cat in heat is the loudest animal in existence
Cats vs dogs damn
Problem is their using the word brilliant to decribe it here when it's not an accurate adjective to describe the vast majority of the moves
IM SO PROUD OF WHAT I JUST MADE.
I’ve ever had a cat and a dog bro I know what I’m saying
Ugh! This cat is annoying me! It keeps meowing!
I do ?
People are just having fun with it, no need to feel stressed about it.
said no one ever
Chesscom should go back to the old algorithm of brilliant moves or call the algorithm they use for brilliants now "good sacrifice" or even "sacrifice" cause brilliant is an inaccurate word for it
If you aren't having fun there's no point. It's not like most people are paid to play this game
When you hear a cat or a kitten meow for 10 min straight that’s very annoying
No one's source of fun should involve them getting lied to
There's many ways to have fun with chess outside of the brilliant move label
You live in your cats house*
They do when they are female, unfixed and in heat, in fact they meow for 8-10 days straight
Only stopping to eat or breathe
Source: I have a cat like this rn
Getting her fixed soon tbh
w
That’s your cat, in fact the majority of cats is possessive, like very possessive
Bro think his cat is a phone
Fixed means something else
When referring to animals
So he doesn’t give a shit about you ?
Ik
That's not as easy as it sounds
So you live in its house
what is this chat
Only cares about you when it’s time to eat
is it just me getting lucky by having really bad opponents as of late or have i been improving
cause most of my opponents have been blundering and things, so ive been winning a bunch
bruh
im at like 1300 elo for context
i played e3 and game review tells me i missed en passant fork
Yeah that’s why mine brought me everyday a fcking bird in my bedroom thinking I’m gonna eat it ?
Half alive, half dead
1400 by october ⁉️
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u think its doable or nah
Imma eat the cat yeah
hilarious.
Yo
are u not alr?
that was a racist AND unoriginal joke
soooo you just want me to pre-ping mods then?
Thx for celebrating something people are supposed to celebrate in chess! rating gains. People tend to celebrate meaningless stuff around the chess world lately it's refreshing to see someone celebrate the proper stuff for once!
Bro don’t be that first degree (idk if that exists in English)
uhh idk
maybe thats like "dont be that guy"
It means that you takes the joke literally
Yeah kinda
its not funny either way tho, idc
:3
amogus!!
THAT isn’t funny tbh
wasnt tryna be, thats the difference
i was just stating wat that was
Typical 400 elo chat
agreed
explains everything...
u play chess a lot
meowwww
u gotta be hella smelly if you brag about being able to beat someone else in chess 
💀
Tomatela
Es un link sano
alguno quiere jugar?
yes
conichihua
taskiu sasuke
Estás muy aburrido, no?
meowwwww
oh my god you turned my happy accomplishment into another anti brilliant tirade
lets play an unrated game
sent a challenge
okis
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ok or dont accept it thats fine too i guess
i love using the damiano defense trap against people
lmao i know its just cause of the small sample size but damn
No
Tf is facultad
faculty
yes
Ok cutie
is good
what
the faculty
is good
gute nacht
Yo
god natt
their stockfish analysis goes up to 7 cores and 5 lines for free
also the max depth is 99
cool toaster
kayo
im still super proud of the fact that i managed to go 1:1 against a dude OTB and then later learned he's about 1500 USCF
What do need to get from 1200 to 1400
its easier to win if u dont know opponents rating
i mean, im only like 1320, so i might not be the greatest advice but we're at a similar level. honestly, just try to stop blundering and take advantage of opponent blunders, that's really helped me propel myself up the last few days lol
How do I stop blundering
I am 1273
think longer
yeah, like he played the kings gambit with some bishop sac line and i found a pretty good response for it and he seemed pretty surprised when i played it, he told me hed never seen it before but it actually worked. he beat me the first game we played and the second i managed to get him, so it really helped thinking that he's probably closer to my level than he is
I'm saying it's something you should actually be happy about
i did poorly on my first tournament game, though. i wasnt used to the stress of a physical chess clock next to me so i rushed, and made a mistake. got the dude in the second game with the vienna gambit tho lol
How long do you play for
oh well, everybody underperforms in competitions their first time, so whatever
Self-confidence and passion and not blindly trusting chesscom game review to help your chess and taking it with a grain of salt
well the time control was 25/d5, i dont remember how long i played for but it was not good. i made a blunder, lost the game, and that was that. but now that i got some experience i think ill be able to do better next time
honestly i think i might be able to hit 1400 by this year, that'd be real nice
I meant, How long you play chess for
Bro ur 1200
No way the guy you played is 1500 uscf
how does delay work ive never seen that before
i asked the tournament organizer after, he told me he was 1500 uscf
im 1300 now but i get your point
Clock doesn't go up like increment it just doesnt start running until how ever long the delay is
I started playing 5 and a half months ago
this is such an insanely niche and specific thing to lie about, sometimes it's a david vs goliath thing
1500uscf is like 1800 cc
why cant they just make it the same and not create delay
not necessarily
Around that
like id beat a 1500 fide kid very easily a 1500 fide adult not as well
I think uscf and cc are uncomparable especially considering each person is different in terms of whether they strive slower or faster time controls
he was like 50 or 60 i think
Agree
too old also maybe
Yeah, I think we should make an official chess rating system that every site and federation should follow
Fide cough cough
i think how it works now is good enough
look, man, i don't know. he got me the first game but made a mistake in the second and i capitalized on that, and that was it. i dont know, but his name was john and i looked it up on the chess clubs leaderboards and, yep, here he is
u cant add online
cheaters and all
(sorry for blurring last name, dont feel like doxing a random dude)
Dont think anyone would doxx a 60 year old man 😭😭
I would
like, you can think im a liar, but this is such a niche thing to lie about lmao
and yeah, not knowing an opponents rating helps so much. play the board not the player and all
at least 2
v cloned do you think its a reasonable goal to try to hit 1800 by the end of 2024
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idk its possible for rapid definitely for others idk
connect ur account
im really hoping i dont fall way back down after this spike, i probably will but damn, it would suck to lose it again
its super easy if you dont quit and enjoy the route
yeah ive been enjoying it recently, chess is def my favorite game of all time ngl
but my short term goal is 1400 by the start of 2024.
in rapid?
why do people spend thousands of dollars on rolexes when we already got a clock on our phones
good luck
how do i stream, lol. i try to stream and the stream just won't show up on this server
well i have a 100 dollar g shock watch cause the thing lasts for years and is basically indestructable and just all around a great watch
Bcoz u can't tie your phone to your wrist 🔥🔥 🗣️ 🗣️
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trusted neuro
Incorrect
what if i do
Well, you suck then
oh, god, better delete this before he shows up
Delete this plz
you'll soon learn
dam das crazyyyy
It even has a button for ice cream
Ifkr
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Be2 c5 4. d3 Be7 5. O-O Nc6 6. Nc3 f5 7. exf5 Bxf5 8. Be3 d5 9. a3 d4 10. b4 dxc3 11. bxc5 Nf6 12. Rb1 Qc7 13. Rb3 Nd5 14. d4 O-O-O 15. dxe5 [Nxe3] 16. fxe3 Rxd1 17. Rxd1 Bxc2 18. Rxc3 Bxd1 19. Bxd1 Nxe5 20. Nxe5 Qxe5 21. Bg4+ Kc7 22. Rc1 Qxe3+ 23. Kf1 Rf8+ 24. Bf3 Qxc1+ 25. Kf2 Qd2+ 26. Kg3 Qe1+ 27. Kh3 Qh4#
Someone please give tips im stuck at 300
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just peaked after i beat a 2100 blitz
Congrats on 2k!
Idk how to explain so I find your answers in Google
That is the engine evaluation of the current position. + is in favour of white, - is in favour of black. Based on the values attributed to the pieces 1 for a pawn, 3 for knight and bishop, 5 for a rook, 9 for a queen.
Also don't say sry for asking :)
after like 2 months
nice
IM SO HYPE
Hey cat
is it okay if someone reviews a game for me?
The 2023 Speed Chess Championship is sprinting towards us, with only a week left before the main event begins! Sixteen of the game's quickest thinkers will compete to see who can make it over the finish line and be crowned as this year's Speed Chess Champion. Current titleholder GM Hikaru Nakamura will...
up to a year of free diamond
anyone want to play against a 400 elo bot?
I could analyse if u want, not review
i mean, wdym analyse?
I can't get it 😅
Too much work 
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
my pet peeve is when people say chess.com doesnt have free analysis
WE DO

cant someone make 10 accs and fill out every possibility
Wait you do?? Wow ok
We don't have free GAME REVIEW. casue no one else has game review. that's the coach telling you the moves and stuff
no we check for dupes
Yes that's free but others still say it's not 
yeah i know its free, i thought if someone could review it for me xD
You need to put chesscom username
chess.com/analysis is free 
how???
hi anitta c:
hey
Oh wow this is news to me :o
anyone wanna play
https://www.chess.com/game/live/87289258633 heres the game what do you think im kinda proud of the tactic at the end
































































1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qe5+ 4. [Be2] Bg4 5. d4 Qe6 6. Be3 Bxe2 7. Qxe2 Qc6 8. Nf3 g6 9. O-O Bg7 10. d5 Qd6 11. Rad1 Bxc3 12. bxc3 Nf6 13. c4 Ng4 14. Bd4 f6 15. c5 Qxd5 16. Bxf6 Qg8 17. Qxe7#
it's free. you can analyse any game just like every other website. you can't have David the coach tell you what the moves mean for free, but no one else has that feature anyway
i wanna see if i got brilliant
wheres torch tho 
todaey is..
Sepemeber
I saw lot of people in lichess server say that 
No
sepemebeber
i definitely will be able to tell the difference in my analysis with torch instead of stockfish 16 
No
so scared rn
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said do u remememberer aiiiii dancing in septembererer
You're old
Ohh
🤷 Does it really matter if your coach is 4000 or 4020 rated?
Now wtf is this
I'm 23 I'm a young woman 
Hi R_doofus :)
Okay nevermind you're really old
not when im 2000 
that's old to half the server

💀
Can anyone play with me and tell me if im good or not?
Don't worry I turn 25 in 7 days
i loev an haet sepembar
old
It could be worse
Everyone is a baby compared to you
sember
yall think magnus gonna win or hikaru?
Including me
sleebr
U down?
Imma do my bracket but I think magnus
no
scc?
and if I win bracket I'll just gift to second place
one year of free diamond, do the thing
You really want that one year of diamond don't you
We don't know because they are GM , Also this is chess so who know 😅
seteb
why do I still not have weekly winner
sevthebrb
oh true
i got the membership
i wanna get the diaomond
there

I'm behind on those roles mb
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Win and get?
bruh last fide bracket
I love learning norsk
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@strange skiffhey can you tell me if i have to put the email adress of the chess.com acc
a dude named gigachad6969696 or smth won our random prize. bracket had almost no correct winners 
Because I AM NOW A GRAPH
I did top seeds and we all saw how that worked out
see my elo lol
Yes
not necessarily, just your chess.com username
no email needed
it's better if you create a challonge account tho
Okay
You still have chance :)
when katten min is big and tall:
Tiebreak question: What will be the total number of moves in the longest single game of the championship? does this refer to this new championship blitz?
what???
what. this is like. what will be the longest game in the tournament.
It's the website you predict on
sorr i :(
against 2000s?
how many moves
the website you're filling the bracket in
its literally ur websites question
it's better if you create an account there
yeah I know
🐢
If you are 900 you have less chance to play against 2000 right?@strange skiff
this refers to the whole SCC championshiop
Haha
ah yeah
i hate rating based pairing
@grim edge but.....
like let me bully 1300s damn
they still gonna get more points
You won't have a shot at winning with that attitude
Preferably Mangos but np if Hitokage wins
Brooo in my elo no one plays that kinda moves and im not familiar with that position
I love mangos I would eat them out
what does Prediction title mean
it's the. title of the prediction.
nice
Okay bye all see you :)
Just put in Samosa
see you mohit!
ant a can i post gd here
Also Anitta you should sleep :)
a what
I just woke up lol
1000+(pro)
2000+(god mode)
no
can someone read my writing and tell me added into what
Ah got it!
then im dead
organ sul... added into... so?
no more using this server
uh
organic solvent added into _
absorbed by fibees pepes
cos i have no idea what shit i wrote
jar?
Tiebreak question: What will be the highest number of consecutive wins a player will achieve in a match? (Matches consist of 90min of 5+1, 60min of 3+1, and 30min of 1+1 games) | HOW DO I FILL IN THIS
Im not good at thinking about checkmates i only think about killing
so just 1 number?
literally. how many max games in a row do you think someone will win?
- organ solvent added into jar
- absorbed by fibre pages?
oh damn yeah i think it is
sorry im not so good at english
nice

goodbye and also
you can use any flag
how many games is gonna be played in this tournament
see ya tord
i will not come back ever
filter paper btw the second one 
Nice
no one will recognize me anyway
however many games players can fit into 90 minutes of 5+1 blitz, then 60 minutes to 3+1 blitz and then 30 minutes of 1+1 bullet
ha det.
how many games will be drawn what do you think
las do yourself a favor and do camel writing lol
i think 13 will be drawn
whats that
I'd go for way higher
in the whole tourney?
yall gotta do higher
there are so many games
however many games players can fit into 90 minutes of 5+1 blitz, then 60 minutes to 3+1 blitz and then 30 minutes of 1+1 bullet. every time someone plays against someone else they'll be playing those three sections.
it's a LOT of games lol
like 300>?
hello everyone
so like hikaru vs fabi 180mins of games
https://www.chess.com/events/2022-speed-chess-championship-main-event here's last year's scc if you wanna snoop
The Speed Chess Championship is Chess.com’s marquee tournament, featuring an innovative match format and the world’s top speed chess players since 2017.
2017: Magnus Carlsen
2018: Hikaru Nakamura
2019: Hikaru Nakamura
2020: Hikaru Nakamura
2021: Hikaru Nakamura
Wait hikaru won this much?
Im hesitant to put magnus carlsen now
Oof
magnus didn't always participate
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yep I always reccomend people do a bit of research before filling up bracket. it's like 5 minutes, increases your winning chances by a lot cause most people just do random
basically hikaru won every game that wanst drawn
how many draws will you put
you can check how many draws happened here too, to get an idea
7 draws damn
around 112 draws for 16 people
in one round damn
so like 300 draws ?
Prob.
i think the longest game will be 126 moves tbh
i believe 278 is right
drawn games
92 is too low
dont gms like to agree draw way before it ends
gms only draw games too much
around that
damn i am stupid
oof no too long, it's SPEED chess
83 it is
lmfao
the longest one has what like 130
Is 10 minute rapid considered fast
The longest game played in a world championship is the 6th game of the 2021 World Chess Championship between Magnus Carlsen and Ian Nepomniachtchi, which Carlsen won in 136 moves by resignation. The game lasted for 8 hours, 15 minutes and 40 seconds.
ohh its wcc
why did CC add this lol

hey guys
so what will u put
this is kinda hilarious ngl

that's reasonable
hewo anitta
ikr, I couldnt believe what I was seeing
i put 4
maybe 7
magnus is playing
13
what are you guys talking about?
so what number
imma put 7
The 2023 Speed Chess Championship is sprinting towards us, with only a week left before the main event begins! Sixteen of the game's quickest thinkers will compete to see who can make it over the finish line and be crowned as this year's Speed Chess Champion. Current titleholder GM Hikaru Nakamura will...
1 year of diamond
@strange skiffif its 4, u gonna gift me diamond
I get that but what are these numbers about?
hikaru will win
@raven dock tiebreak questions
basically, HIkaru vs Magnus in the end
Hikaru vs Fabi is Hikaru, Gukesh vs Hikaru is Hikaru
If some dumbass puts something else, I'm done
Magnus vs Ding Liren is gonna be good
But I mean again, it can be anything
magnus vs firouzja maybe? idk if wesley so is gonna be able to win firouzja
No one thought Pragg could even enter the Semis but bro played the Finals so can't say anything
So vs Aronian is So i think
@strange skiff are you going to CCT finals in Toronto?
just listen to magnus speak and let the chess skills flow through you
then u will get 3000 in 10 games
do I need to make an acount on chess.challonge.com to submit my predictions?
anyone wanna play
ok thanks
He’s speaking facts
Do I get banned for sending lichess links here?
Btw guys I got back to 1.8k
Idk but this is the chess.com discord soooo
no haha
no but it will get removed and you will get a warning
banned on repeated offenses yes
Let me try
who am i offending tho
Hey guys
To see if you’re really speaking the truth
Yo
Hello
I'm having some problems with my crush, can someone help me?
hewo
Sorry we play chess
it's literally a chess.com server and they are a for profit business, they wouldnt let other chess platforms reach an audience using their server...
I'm at general not chess tallk
Yea but we play chess. This is one of the worst place you can ask advice for
It’s like going to a police station and ask an officer what the best way to rob a bank
Yea sorry, give up
😭
The only other way is to be a title player
hey
People like famous ppl
Agreed, remove rapid play 30 second
chess variants are now unplayable on mobile 💀
fr either play fast or play slow what is this in-between bs
Broski, wdym
why does hyper exist
either play blitz or classical
hm
Exactly, just remove rapid in general. Might as well remove the Queen and king too tbh with the new update
who needs rapid
Nty, I like my 10 minute matches.
Rapid player have 20-30 min of free time
Who has the time to play rapid even
And the patience too
bruh
they weren't ever playable ircc
4 player chess is fun tho
Anitta streaming 👀
Nobody is joining
crazyhouse is the best variant tbh
Where
dang it's 3am i would join but cant talk
smh

Damn go to sleep u got school
I've been playing until yesterday, and it was really playable compared to today's update
Sleep.
My school starting in 3 days 😭😭😭
Honestly sleep, get your sleep up not your text up
puzzles stream
that's why I wish variants were also on the mobile app
use lichess
Lichess is the nest
it would explain some features 🗿
Eh they could just be very bad at chess tbh
Liking chess and being good at it, are pretty two different things
Why does queen look same as bishop
I think somewhere around 1K is best if you’ve an interest in it tbh
tbh I've been playing chess since 2016, offline against friends just for fun.
What’s your highest elo
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1724
Um yeah-
Is that your actual elo or is that an alt
I bought chess set but there's no crown thing in queen
Yea I know that’s mostly why I’m confused
But yeah, it's my 1 & only main.
rebuy your chess set
As I said, "against friends just for fun"
So you don’t care about elo at all?
Nope
I hate chess
Kudos honestly
Shogi is better guys
Who tf is Shogi
Its a game like chesss
Pretty sure it’s Japanese chess
crazyhouse but more balanced
Like checkers or what
and in a game which is actually designed for stealing pieces
No like chess but with more pieces, pawns takes in front of them and when your pieces cross like 2/3 of the board they can promote to something different or stay the same and the point is to checkmate the king
. Go is better than chess
Is promotion possible in real life chess board because there's only 1 queens for each color
some sets have extra queens
Its complicated though
Ah
I cant read kanji though so its hard to recognize the pieces
Yo
me when my job is chill af
Bro i went running while its raining 2h ago
yoo how u doing
Tf is Kanji
It was so painful
wait why we talking about kanji
wathc me in puzzle stream im trolling puzzle rush got one wrong already lol
Bruv
👀
You dont deserve to be allowed to use the resources we have to keep yourself alive ^^
Yeah wtf is that
kanji is the 3rd japanese alphabet, pretty similar to the chinese alphabet
Bro i have to wake up in 5h
And why are you guys pretending like I am supposed to know that
sleep
im not lol
Also i randomly found the chess club when I was at the library and they are pretty good, one dude is 2k chess.com @hasty iris
Im so ass otb i played like a 1300 at best
We are not interested in what you did
Respectfully u should go 0 1

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so they do have one lol
Stop being self centered
im stuck on this low rated puzzle
Yeah there is just a problem on the website so it doesnt show up
kinda cringe but also my brain is fried
i just got peak tonight
Damn you got worse now?
literally like an hour ago
Oh sick dude congrats
No
lol but yeah i'm gonna peaksit for a while 
I stopped playing for 2 weeks and now I feel like I lost 300 rating
probably gonna be playing a lot of bullet
jesus lmao, the GOAT of shogi is also a FM just cause
Who is the goat of shogi
yoshiharu habu
Bruh what am I only allowed to talk when your fried brain thinks
Bro was born to play board games
Hi
Hello, can you help me? How can i do this? :Game PGN (should begin with "1.", don't include usernames, clocks, etc.)
Lets playyyy
Guess the opening this came from☠️
Someone?
exchange ruy?
Nice brilliant
Why can’t I name myself therapist in cc
Why did you get rid of “master”
I was able to claim the name "Zax" on chess.com

If Nxh4, Qxf2+ and fork the King and Rook
zax
I know that I’m not a simpleton 
Nice
Hey
E
No u are a simpleton
Fizzy can of coke
Anyone?
iamtheultimaterizzgoat more like iamtheultimatejizzgoat
you can claim this name since its closed btw bleed, you just gotta have premium
bleed to death
Where tf did you get “the”
Idk I can’t read

how do you claim a username on chesscom
But you could read the message about me seeing that guy with the 160 pound scro
Can u shut up about that

because there are people with late join dates and og usernames
Just have premium on chess.com and fill this form
https://support.chess.com/article/3877-how-do-i-request-an-inactive-username#:~:text=Check how long an account,first come first served basis.
Chess.com has millions of accounts, and tens of thousands are being created every day. This means that the username you want is probably already taken. But what
By defeating the opposition that owns it
That too
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so you just remove account of some inactive person
closed:abuse 
The name i claimed was from an account that has been closed for 8 years
My username on cc is legendary
Is it?
why that face
If you disagree then I won’t stop talking about the guy with the 160 pound sack
doesn’t even make sense smh
Because I’m confident
what
That’s not the confidence face that’s the Im implying something dirty face
Same thing
It’s just a smirk
no
Yes
It’s not just a smirk
Yes it is
no
.
their name will be original user-inactive

ez
I am so shit at endgames
c h e s s d o t c o m
@digital phoenix
I threw an equal endgame otb again
learn endgames
how equal
i won an otb endgame once down 6 pawns
how bad is the opponent
how do u lose down 6 pawns did u flag him or smth
@digital phoenix play me
resignation
ok ill send req 8 more games for adoption
they hung the exchange, then a bishop, then lost all the pawns
then quit the tournament
were you black or white
I can blunder ezly in this just so you guys know
black should never lose that
what tf was I thinking
Nf5 is unfortunate
I am expected to know how to draw it
I feel sorry for ya, I know how it feels like
It's +2 after Nf5
Guys should I go to a tournament on Sunday when I flight in tommorow and its a 5 hour flight and I arrive at 10pm
I see
I see that as an opportunity
Do u think im gonna act as your personal manager or what
But sleep also important ya know
Yes you are
what
hello sussy cats
meoww
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Figure it out yourself 💯 ⁉️
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The hell is this
language
I am such an idiot, I lost that endgame
Dude stop, dont push yourself so hard on one game
Its not healthy
after I played Nf5, I thought, oh shit why did i do that
hi chat
Happened to me billions of times brudda
I know it sucks
it shouldn't happen in a classical though, especially not right after i played the move
Is 1281 a bad rating
me
im gei
Lmao
Hey what's the name of the generic opening? Just pawn pawn knight knight bishop bishop if that makes sense lol
im ɡeɪ
I've always played it but idek what it is and I'm surely not doing it the best
Do in the web
It will say the name
I have but Google doesn't know what pawn pawn knight knight bishop bishop opening is
It gave me bishop opening
there we go 10-0 im done
Maybe theres a variation which your looking for.
Idek how to look for it lol
What the
Tell me the moves specifically
Like e4, nc3, etc
I don't think so
Where bishops?
Probably Bc5 Italian
Who develops both the bishops in Italian
how do I get help from a mod here
i have an issue with connecting my account to discord
Like either this or bishop c4 then castle etc @frosty fable @grim edge
Don't judge I just joined an AI game and threw pieces around lol

That’s just called your opponent is being a dumbass so u put ur pieces on good squares
somebody plese
Sicilian Defence: Smith-Morra Gambit I think
Wouldn't that be with black
Bro that showed up already claimed lmaooo
That lasted faster than my brain could recognize it was even there
WAITT nah I didn't even know you could do that lmao
That's golden
short question, if I play white and I play e4 first move and the opponent doesn't block or threaten my pawn, should I play e5 or d4
d4 bro
ok ty
Im up for 10 1+0 matches
In most cases/most openings, its always advised to take the full center if the chance presents itself
guys who wants to 1v1 on fortnite battle royale guys (im 200 btw)
bro ur so high rated i cant win from you
no Im dogshit
btw can anyone review this game for me https://www.chess.com/game/live/87296451671 i sac my knight in it and won in the end
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 d6 4. O-O Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. Nxd4 Bd7 7. Nc3 a6 8. Bxc6 bxc6 9. Qf3 Be7 10. e5 dxe5 11. Nxc6 Bxc6 12. Qxc6+ Nd7 13. Rd1 f6 14. Rxd7 Qxd7 15. Qxa8+ Qd8 16. Qxa6 O-O 17. Be3 Kh8 18. a4 Bb4 19. Qc4 Bxc3 20. Qxc3 Qd7 21. a5 c6 22. a6 Ra8 23. a7 h6 24. Qb4 Kh7 25. Qb8 Rxb8 26. axb8=Q f5 27. Qxe5 f4 28. Qxf4 g5 29. Qc4 g4 30. Qe4+ Kg8 31. Qg6+ Kf8 32. Bxh6+ Ke7 33. Bg5+ Kf8 34. Ra8+ Qe8 35. Qxe8+ Kg7 36. [Qg8#]
bro dont lie ur 2100 i am 1300 man ur gonna destroy me
Nah bro Im literally dogshit
okay sir
bro then do a 15+10 with me unrated whats ur username ???
what we need to do to be international master ?
To become an International Master, a player must achieve a FIDE rating of 2400 or above and achieve three performance norms in FIDE-rated tournaments.
and whats fide rating 🫣
..
go search it on google
Are u fr?
Watch bro ask what's otb
u ask my answer for m:e lol
here we go again
Like I said
i dont know everithing of chess im starting
just go google
everything*
Yeah sure
Hi
Guys why am I stuck at 699
hewo
get better
bro learn the london you will be 1000 some time later
I don't learn boring openings
Learn traxler
You've been stuck for 699 for forever now, learn to git gud
lol , litteraly the most important ways of the chess , thats like you dont know how to hit the ball at football bro
want to*
yes, -1000 elo
i can understand why u are so low rated player
I keep trying but as soon as I get to 699 I lose, then win again back to 699 then lose again
Ay cet play me
Shut up
I sense an issue called the much lack of skill fr fr

mmmm sure, let me hop into my acc
London players have no right to exist.
It's the same thing for me tho, 1000 elo and -1000 elo
Learn traxler to become 1000
well no i play london mostly on white and its cool but i stopped it cuz i am practicing roy lopez rn
:(

@graceful lintel You studying, son?
Ruy lopez

whose gonna send link, make it blitz
bro mind ur own business
You
at least u stop playing london
k
lets have a 15+10 unrated rapid game i will play london and lets see what will u do
I will nuke you
Who plays 15+10
no i still play it one or two times in a day
I
bro ur 700 i am 1350 i play it
dms
1350 is not so good tho
Play 10 min
better then 700
Everyone is bryet than me what's your point
Than*
You aren't Any good
than*
Is that Chevrolet
Link is not working @mild apex
Yes
What model
hmmm, u send ig
then ?





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