#šŸ’¬ć€”general-off-topic

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little elm
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especially against weak opponents

lethal linden
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Your mom she said hello for you

drifting vapor
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Nah I thought he had the PFP cuz he caught up. No way he’s 124

timber moat
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Friends

soft forge
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This

grim edge
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You're my guy now

soft forge
drifting vapor
grim edge
timber moat
grim edge
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yeah, i guess i might be a little underrated right now, or my opponents are bad (most likely the latteršŸ’€ )

drifting vapor
timber moat
soft forge
drifting vapor
grim edge
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@drifting vapor I watched One Piece through a site called One Pace,much better then normal

drifting vapor
timber moat
drifting vapor
timber moat
lethal linden
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One piece is longer than my di- still have to watch another 949 episodes

drifting vapor
grim edge
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:3

drifting vapor
soft forge
timber moat
vivid wigeon
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WHATT

drifting vapor
timber moat
mossy comet
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i like furries. the community is awesome and they have amazing talent

grim edge
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You're a nincumpoo

mossy comet
grim edge
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I've no idea how I'm supposed to spell that

fossil epoch
lethal linden
drifting vapor
grim edge
fossil epoch
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it sounds similar

grim edge
fossil epoch
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except if you don't know who antetokounmpo is

vivid wigeon
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vous êtes tous des putains de cinglés

grim edge
rain island
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hello

lethal linden
valid parcel
rain island
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I hope everyone's doing good

past bramble
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Hi guys

lethal linden
soft forge
drifting vapor
past bramble
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How's life

fossil epoch
vivid wigeon
soft forge
valid parcel
rain island
swift panther
rain island
fossil epoch
past bramble
brazen sage
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hey

drifting vapor
brazen sage
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wanna play a game vs me?

lethal linden
drifting vapor
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I redid it while it was on the long month break

swift panther
drifting vapor
soft forge
lethal linden
swift panther
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Tryna fatch up to gear 5 finished dressrosa a couple days ago

soft forge
brazen sage
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k

swift panther
drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
swift panther
soft forge
drifting vapor
lethal linden
brazen sage
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here

past bramble
drifting vapor
swift panther
lethal linden
valid parcel
swift panther
soft forge
drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
lethal linden
soft forge
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I enjoy the adrenaline from bullet matches

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Although I certainly play poorly in comparison to my rapid style

undone bridge
drifting vapor
fossil epoch
drifting vapor
lethal linden
fossil epoch
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oh right

past bramble
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30 second chess is so fun šŸ”„

peak plank
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?

swift panther
drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
swift panther
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Does luffy say please join my crew or join my crew

drifting vapor
grim edge
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um

lethal linden
drifting vapor
lethal linden
past bramble
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Wow

swift panther
drifting vapor
swift panther
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Its supposed to be IM GONNA BE THE KINGS OF THE PIRATES

drifting vapor
drifting vapor
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Or maybe it’s just the English dub isn’t good

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Like it just sounds better in Japanese

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Im good, how about you?

swift panther
worthy flume
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i blundered queen and won

drifting vapor
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Busy day?

lethal linden
drifting vapor
swift panther
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The gum gum was probably

drifting vapor
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Bro, what all that line of code for

lethal linden
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False edvertising

drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
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Im assuming you’re doing it in C#

swift panther
drifting vapor
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Yea I usually do things in Python

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Controversial, but I see it’s benefit

soft forge
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I prefer Python over C#

drifting vapor
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Idk not anything to technical, not the best programmer

lethal linden
soft forge
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EPYC?

lethal linden
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What are you making?

drifting vapor
soft forge
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Bro what kind of server rig do you own lol

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That's a what, 48 core CPU?

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Or more?

drifting vapor
untold quail
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just played the most boosted chess player oat

lethal linden
drifting vapor
drifting vapor
untold quail
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this guy got clapped so hard he decided to start running down his timer from 6 minutes instead of letting me checkmate him or resigning

drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
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Nothing much tbh I’m still a student so I just do OOP

drifting vapor
jovial vector
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just matched against a 1000 for the first time as an 800 and won very happy(:

untold quail
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he actually played like a 300 it was crazy

lethal linden
untold quail
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ima need someone to game review it pls so ik what chess.com think he's rated

drifting vapor
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Ok, clarify what you’re trying to say

cedar drift
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Wassup

lethal linden
drifting vapor
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Bro I’m a student, in College

lethal linden
grim edge
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broke 700 again finally

drifting vapor
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We don’t do any projects

cedar drift
grim edge
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starting to realize this rank is just noobs depending on me to make stupid blunders

drifting vapor
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It’s just basic coding, like I said nothing to technical

lethal linden
drifting vapor
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Kinda it’s mostly theory tbh

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It’s more ICT than Computer science even tho it’s called ā€œComputer Scienceā€

grim edge
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i was gonna say wyd if i change my name to Kaido but i cant lol

drifting vapor
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I think I’d only touch more into projects in Uni, if I do a programming based one

drifting vapor
surreal cradle
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Hey nerds can I ask something

grim edge
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one piece will still be going 10 years from now

brazen sage
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are any1 of u a confort preson

surreal cradle
queen mortar
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Oh boy I love Microsoft Java

drifting vapor
brazen sage
golden badge
lethal linden
drifting vapor
surreal cradle
inland shore
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Who can see how to save the knight here?( no way in hell anyone is finding this)

lethal linden
drifting vapor
brazen sage
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Are any of u a confort person or someone that i can talk to

untold quail
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4 more days of my mute and i can shit talk again

worthy flume
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my new peak elo is 3+ elo than previous im GM now

drifting vapor
inland shore
keen parrot
inland shore
drifting vapor
inland shore
queen mortar
inland shore
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Withcheck

lethal linden
queen mortar
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yeh my bad

drifting vapor
lethal linden
drifting vapor
grim edge
shadow panther
lethal linden
sleek wharf
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where can i upload an image i need help on my next chess move

grim edge
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I TILTWD BACK GO 1192

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grim edge
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should i play another game or should i play later when im mentally stable

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I will eat you all alive

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Now that that's out of the way, how are you guys?

undone bridge
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if Rxb4 then fork, if rook moves but stays on e-file, then you take the f-pawn

grim edge
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why did chess.com ban and unban hans niemann again?

undone bridge
untold quail
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AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KINDA FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

grim edge
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so its not possible to cheat online?

untold quail
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ofc it is lol

thorny void
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do someone want 1vs1

grand fable
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Idk if this is the right channel to ask this but how do i fix this bug where i start a game and timer disappears as well as my opponents avatar and the chess pieces i take?

random thicket
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šŸ˜„

grim edge
grand fable
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I tried logging out and that didn’t resolve the issue 🦦

grim edge
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I’m immediately aborting if you’re lying about your elo

thorny void
grim edge
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okay let’s play

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i hope hans nieman cheats in chess.com tournaments to get pay back

pastel drift
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playing bullets make me sloppy

rotund field
lethal linden
thorny void
grim edge
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I don’t want you getting points off me

thorny void
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yes

grim edge
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ok phew

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im back at 1200

upbeat viper
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āœ…

grim edge
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oh.

untold quail
orchid bay
grim edge
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What the heck, my 74 year old grandma saw this on my screen

dull marsh
maiden pendant
mossy comet
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i love norsk

grim edge
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@uncut shore

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Peanut butter

mossy comet
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creemi beenut bƤtur

upbeat viper
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Mika in chat inaccuracy

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that's a rare event

maiden pendant
upbeat viper
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you've been connected more lately šŸ‘€

dull marsh
mossy comet
maiden pendant
grim edge
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Hey everybody, I have a question about chess. How do you conserve energy when you are trying to build it up, with the need for conservation in the first place?

high ledge
maiden pendant
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Now that I'm not, everyone sends me friend requests šŸ’”

upbeat viper
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it's part of the gaaame

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more friends better life

grim edge
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bongcloud

upbeat viper
high ledge
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bullet Bullet: 2209 (peak)

upbeat viper
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ooh

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well then

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it's '28 sur 1000'

grim edge
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@upbeat viper okay i was playing chess and something happened to the thing so like why does chesscom allow it?

brave galleon
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i decided to play and prove i could get to 2200 bullet šŸ”„
from 2000 to 2200 in 1 or 2 hours

high ledge
upbeat viper
alpine haven
bright prairie
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When i speak with an Italian

upbeat viper
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soo if you consider the fraction 28/1000

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well

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28 is above 1000

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ig that's why we use sur

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:')

high ledge
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Interesting

bright prairie
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Hi mod @upbeat viper

upbeat viper
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hi

bright prairie
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Why all mods are very strong

grim edge
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some arnet

bright prairie
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In chess

upbeat viper
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because we like chess

maiden pendant
upbeat viper
brave galleon
upbeat viper
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:DDDD

grim edge
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akansh admin isnt that strong

high ledge
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Randomly coming here just to learn a bit of french is honestly epic

grim edge
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sorry for misspelling

bright prairie
bright prairie
alpine haven
upbeat viper
upbeat viper
grim edge
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@upbeat viper why does chesscom allow it, because you cant create energy or destroy energy. Energy always exists yo

grim edge
alpine haven
grim edge
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You cant create new energy

queen mortar
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@upbeat viper wanna play 1 15 min game?

upbeat viper
frail spindle
upbeat viper
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tired

mossy comet
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norsk is easier than franƧais?

upbeat viper
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(and tilted too KEKW )

upbeat viper
bright prairie
mossy comet
alpine haven
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French is easy (French educated)

queen mortar
mossy comet
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also the funny Ć„

upbeat viper
bright prairie
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Mods don't take Showers admins do. That's why they are strong at chess brilliant

frail spindle
bright prairie
queen mortar
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What elo is the CEO of Chess com

frail spindle
mossy comet
frail spindle
maiden pendant
frail spindle
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or smthn

bright prairie
grim edge
upbeat viper
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Anish the true CEO

maiden pendant
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Open a window

upbeat viper
maiden pendant
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All windows, actually

frail spindle
golden badge
bright prairie
grim edge
queen mortar
queen mortar
upbeat viper
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themed username

grim edge
queen mortar
upbeat viper
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I change it very often

queen mortar
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Mods are bored

grim edge
upbeat viper
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hmmmmm

grim edge
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maybe rook if not oawn

honest drift
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guys why am i stuck at 699

upbeat viper
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rook would be golem

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or e golem

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pawns would be goblins/barb ye

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or skeletons

boreal cosmos
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sup

queen mortar
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Tomorrow I have a tournament versus very strong opponents with an average rating of 1800 including a couple of CMs and FMs

upbeat viper
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hi coach

stiff saffron
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this game is so crazy

upbeat viper
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Joose

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don't hesitate to connect your account !

queen mortar
# boreal cosmos sup

Oh mighty murkus, please bless me with luck coming from your magnificent typing fingers

stiff saffron
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idk how

honest drift
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@upbeat viper How much time i got for image perms

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upbeat viper
stiff saffron
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ok

upbeat viper
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and easy peasy new accessibility

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:D

stiff saffron
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i think im connected

upbeat viper
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yep !

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and sooo next step will be trusted

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!trusted

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frail spindle
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anyone want to play rapid

upbeat viper
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if you want you can join CC's discord club now to participate in the friday arenas

queen mortar
# boreal cosmos ok

Thank you mighty Markus, for I am now blessed and get sleep well knowing I got an OK from a generous and legend such as you

frail spindle
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around 2000 elo

upbeat viper
foggy holly
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Hey guys. I need app recommendations for game analysis free

upbeat viper
queen mortar
grim edge
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which club should i join

jaunty kindle
honest drift
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Unless its an irl tournament/club

grim edge
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@upbeat viper are you a mod for chesscom

upbeat viper
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yep

quartz haven
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wassup guys

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wish you all love

upbeat viper
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nop

grim edge
upbeat viper
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also don't post memes related to war/violence or such thing

honest drift
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They arent that good with the first one too, too many cheaters but I can say they do have an excellent support team

jaunty kindle
upbeat viper
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@grim edge why u tilting even more down

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D:

frail spindle
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anyone around 2000 elo want to play rapid?

honest drift
jaunty kindle
honest drift
jaunty kindle
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Very

honest drift
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I barely find them

undone bridge
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there can be cheaters in 1|0 lol

frail spindle
honest drift
honest drift
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Most cheaters just in rapid which is expected

undone bridge
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mhm

honest drift
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-new account
-4-5 sec per move

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And u know they are off

grim edge
frail spindle
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cheating because you’re too lazy to actually learn how to properly play the game is crazy

jaunty kindle
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@limber willow

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Lol wrong ping

undone bridge
upbeat viper
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well stop spamming it

honest drift
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Different discord servers, many here

grim edge
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I dont spam it, somebody just delete it

upbeat viper
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that means stop posting it

jaunty kindle
drowsy echo
upbeat viper
grim edge
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What rule it break, its about hotdog

little elm
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there will always be cheaters

grim edge
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I ate bad hotdog

honest drift
upbeat viper
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it's nonsense and irrelevant

drowsy echo
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its just that levy and other youtubers are bringing this concern again again

undone bridge
frail spindle
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yeah

drowsy echo
honest drift
green jungle
upbeat viper
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let's not get extreme

undone bridge
honest drift
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there are people like this pfft

green jungle
grim edge
drowsy echo
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they ain't zombies

honest drift
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I made a mistake so im not cheating"

humble oracle
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i was winning i thought it was a draw and i ended up loosing endgame moment

upbeat viper
green jungle
grim edge
frail spindle
jaunty kindle
drowsy echo
upbeat viper
green jungle
undone bridge
drowsy echo
honest drift
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and like i stopped playing rapid cuz of it

green jungle
drowsy echo
green jungle
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LMAO the gif

grim edge
undone bridge
green jungle
upbeat viper
honest drift
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chess cheaters be having 2000+ rapid elo and 1000 bullet elo pfft

jaunty kindle
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@upbeat viper going crazy soonKEKW

drowsy echo
undone bridge
grim edge
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@last verge I'm 2600 AE_winki

honest drift
dire cargo
honest drift
green jungle
frail spindle
honest drift
frail spindle
dire cargo
drowsy echo
honest drift
stiff saffron
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what do you do when you get hardstuck

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my account is in pisslow negative winrate

green jungle
# drowsy echo sad get well soon dear and leave the discord and start reading books

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frail spindle
honest drift
drowsy echo
frail spindle
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k later

grim edge
dire cargo
frail spindle
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im eating rn

honest drift
undone bridge
drowsy echo
honest drift
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send your acc tho

green jungle
green jungle
stiff saffron
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what is a good win rate anyways

jaunty kindle
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@harsh oxide

stiff saffron
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i cant win these games are hard

jaunty kindle
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Lol his tag

undone bridge
bright prairie
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Imagine arguing with an Typical400elochat

jaunty kindle
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Typical 400 elo chat

sleek oriole
honest drift
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@frail spindle new account?

frail spindle
green jungle
# stiff saffron what is a good win rate anyways

tbh a normal winrate should be around 50%, which signals that you're playing around your level. People who are improving quickly will obviously have one higher, but in short your winrate will simply go down the more you play, and dont worry about wr so much

honest drift
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wheres the old one?

stiff saffron
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im 36% win rate

green jungle
green jungle
frail spindle
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i havent played online chess before

honest drift
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Guys we found 1

frail spindle
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just played with my dad and watched gotham chess lmao

green jungle
frail spindle
undone bridge
honest drift
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Guys I watched gothamchess and now im 2k

sleek oriole
green jungle
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draws will just pull you closer to 50%

frail spindle
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bros makes the most random assumptions

frail spindle
honest drift
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Guys all I do is play my dad and watch gothamchess and im so good now

stiff saffron
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its still just hard man

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it is really hard to be able to effect the board

frail spindle
bright prairie
green jungle
# undone bridge ?

draws will just pull you to 50%. So if you're 40 wr, it'll go up, and if you're over 50, it'll go down

honest drift
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Also I have 33 wins and 2 losses on my brand new account

drowsy echo
frail spindle
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im done bruh

stiff saffron
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bro how do i win

undone bridge
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but if you have 33% win, 33% draw, 33% loss, that is 50% score, but not 50% wr

green jungle
stiff saffron
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like legit

honest drift
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@frail spindle cc doesnt even need to ban u to be this obvious

stiff saffron
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ive had like probably hudnreds of chess games

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i cant climb at all

dire cargo
honest drift
stiff saffron
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  1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qf3 1-0
grim edge
dire cargo
stiff saffron
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like legit i lose to games like thsi

bright prairie
stiff saffron
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there is no winning lol

honest drift
stiff saffron
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just do some move like e4e5 bc4 nc6 qf3 if youre black you just lose

green jungle
dire cargo
honest drift
frail spindle
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bro is studying not self explanatory

undone bridge
dire cargo
undone bridge
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50% score yes

peak plank
honest drift
dire cargo
honest drift
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Tjat is my friend guys

green jungle
drowsy echo
stiff saffron
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like im in a game rn i am white, i go e4 e5 nf3 d5

green jungle
stiff saffron
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and that is literally liek gg i have to concede the center

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that is why it is so hard to win

grim edge
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Aye

green jungle
grim edge
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Sup

dire cargo
undone bridge
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omnomnomnom

honest drift
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I told you guys before!

green jungle
stiff saffron
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YEAH BUT I CANT TAKE TI

dire cargo
green jungle
upbeat viper
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2ks be bots ngl

honest drift
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Hey I am still 699

bright prairie
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@honest drift imagine beignet stuck at 699 elo

green jungle
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for example 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 d5 3.Nxe5 dxe4 4.d4 exd3 5.Bxd3 and white has two pieces developed already compared to black's zero

stiff saffron
bright prairie
frail spindle
bright prairie
worn iceBOT
upbeat viper
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it was just some simple alapin like position

grim edge
# upbeat viper

My friend robert actually gets 108% accuracy, he told me about it. Its possible

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You have to do yoga to hit high accuracy

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Thats what he told me

stiff saffron
bright prairie
upbeat viper
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just watch

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you'll get it

green jungle
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blitz is so dumb, you can play whatever tf u want and still be better

grim edge
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@upbeat viper thoughts on this rook sac ?

bright prairie
worn iceBOT
upbeat viper
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I don't understand your screenshots

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I need more context

stiff saffron
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like legit

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even in 500 elo games they are not easy

drowsy echo
green jungle
undone bridge
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(englund gambit op)

stiff saffron
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Like I play 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 d5 6. Bb3 dxe4 7. dxe4 Nxe4

grim edge
green jungle
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Zax you're basically rolling a dice at that point and if you keep it up it'll just hold you back

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1. d4 c6 2. Bf4 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. h3 Bf5 5. a3 e6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. Bxd6 Qxd6 8. c4 Nbd7 9. c5 Qc7 10. Nc3 b6 11. b4 O-O 12. Bd3 Bg6 13. O-O a5 14. Na4 axb4 15. Bxg6 hxg6 16. axb4 b5 17. Nc3 Ra7 18. Qc2 Rfa8 19. Rxa7 Qxa7 20. e4 dxe4 21. Nxe4 Nd5 22. Rb1 Qa2 23. Rb2 Qa1+ 24. Kh2 N7f6 25. Nd6 Ra4 26. Ne5 Nxb4 27. Qe2 Nbd5 28. Nexf7 Nf4 29. Qd2 Rxd4 30. Qxd4 Ne2 31. Rxe2 Qxd4 32. Rxe6 Qxf2 33. Nd8 Qxc5 34. Nxc6 Qxc6 35. g4 Qc2+ 36. Kg3 Qb3+ 37. Kh4 Qxe6 
stiff saffron
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as white and i just lose becasue italian game very good opening!

stiff saffron
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definitely doesnt lead to losing pawns

bright prairie
green jungle
fallen wadi
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If ur not better than Stockfish u aren’t good at chess tbh

grim edge
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It was 3 min Blitz and I thought he would prolly take and blunder queen

green jungle
frail spindle
stiff saffron
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but i cant take ti

green jungle
stiff saffron
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because then i have to move my bishop out

frail spindle
undone bridge
stiff saffron
frail spindle
stiff saffron
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just doesn't work why can i exd5

frail spindle
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bullet maybe

stiff saffron
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i can't

frail spindle
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but falling for the englund in blitz is wild

grim edge
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@upbeat viper hello can you say hi to my friend, he is named robert and i also have this second friend named lobert. they are both here now and they are fans of chess

undone bridge
green jungle
stiff saffron
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i put it into an analysis board

stiff saffron
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the analysis board says i can

undone bridge
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Bc3 looks like a pretty intuitive move unless you see/know about Bb4

undone bridge
green jungle
upbeat viper
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oh

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wrong quote*

frail spindle
fallen wadi
frail spindle
undone bridge
undone bridge
grim edge
green jungle
# undone bridge the white lsb

c3... is a dark square, and the bishop is on c1 right now, while the other is on c4. Maybe we're talking about different positions.

fallen wadi
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You’ll never see Stockfish blunder a queen

upbeat viper
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sure

grim edge
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can u say hi to my friend robert and lobert? @upbeat viper

upbeat viper
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bring them here

stiff saffron
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i am legit losing my mind

mystic stream
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Damn bruh only 44 in 3 min

stiff saffron
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i hate this elo get me out

green jungle
undone bridge
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but i was talmbout in the englund gambit

green jungle
undone bridge
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oopsie poopsies

fallen wadi
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The Englund gambit noobs are trash

grim edge
slate tendon
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dude am i hacking

mystic stream
green jungle
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nice background bro

undone bridge
slate tendon
dire cargo
fallen wadi
upbeat viper
slate tendon
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+200 elo in a day lol

mystic stream
undone bridge
stiff saffron
slate tendon
dire cargo
slate tendon
frail spindle
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englund is only good for low elo lmao

stiff saffron
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I AM

green jungle
grim edge
fallen wadi
stiff saffron
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I AM LOSING OVER AND OVER AND OVER

mystic stream
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Who here is high in puzzle battle

grim edge
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this is a real story, i am not trolling

upbeat viper
green jungle
undone bridge
slate tendon
green jungle
fallen wadi
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All of u are e4 noobs bro

undone bridge
grim edge
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hey everybody this is lobert typing, i LOVE chess haha

lol hi this is robert

dire cargo
frail spindle
fallen wadi
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D4 is on top I want y’all to know that that e4 is GARBAGE

green jungle
stiff saffron
frail spindle
grim edge
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that was robert and lobert typing just now everybody

stiff saffron
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600 elo is the worst man it is so hard to get out

undone bridge
stiff saffron
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like actually it is hard

green jungle
slate tendon
undone bridge
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@fallen wadi so you wanna play or nah

dire cargo
frail spindle
undone bridge
fallen wadi
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I ain’t playing

green jungle
dire cargo
slate tendon
undone bridge
grim edge
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remember everybody to save energy when you play chess because if you dont save energy you wont have it anymore (this is lobert typing)

undone bridge
frail spindle
dire cargo
frail spindle
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so play him

green jungle
frail spindle
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trust

fallen wadi
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It’s not I studied for you KEKW

polar trench
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hello

stiff saffron
green jungle
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e4 šŸ—æ
d4 šŸ’€
b4 Checkmark

stiff saffron
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it is so hard to do shit in 600 elo

fallen wadi
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Bro e4 sucks

slate tendon
fallen wadi
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D4 is better

green jungle
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e4 and d4 are meta slaves

grim edge
slate tendon
fallen wadi
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On bro

undone bridge
green jungle
fallen wadi
slate tendon
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idk for white i play queens gambit n for black i improvise sometimes

green jungle
undone bridge
frail spindle
fallen wadi
frail spindle
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fr

fallen wadi
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People only lose because they don’t know how to play against it

green jungle
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i dont play englund

fallen wadi
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It’s garbage

grim edge
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does anybody know how to counter and refute the ruy lopez opening

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i want to disprove it

slate tendon
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now im scared of loosing the elo

stiff saffron
green jungle
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englund is garbage, i just take it and play the qd5 line and give it back to showcase my dominance

slate tendon
stiff saffron
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it is so hard to win like even if you dont make mistakes

undone bridge
stiff saffron
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you will lose most games because naturally the game progresses in a losing state unless the enemy hangs pieces

grim edge
undone bridge
stiff saffron
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if the enemy doesn't hang pieces you lose

slate tendon
stiff saffron
grim edge
slate tendon
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hell yeah they do

frail spindle
grim edge
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i count you

stiff saffron
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idk i cant win

undone bridge
stiff saffron
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im not hanging pieces or going for plays that dont work

undone bridge
stiff saffron
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if you go to move 10 and they haven't hanged any pieces your chance of winning is like so absurdly low

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it is a joke.

fallen wadi
slate tendon
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bullet in -1000 is ez asf

flat gyro
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Imagine using the englund unironically

grim edge
fallen wadi
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He’s researching me to defend his Englund gambit šŸ’€

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We all know it’s garbage

slate tendon
stiff saffron
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can we just like

fallen wadi
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I have never seen a 2000 play the englund gambit bro

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No 2000 plays the englund

slate tendon
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queens ontop

undone bridge
fallen wadi
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On bro

grim edge
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no 2000 plays the ruy lopez either, my friend lobert told me that

fallen wadi
polar trench
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hey guys how do i make it to 300 rapid

grim edge
stiff saffron
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idk i jsut cant win

slate tendon
fallen wadi
frail spindle
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englund is not good unless white plays dsb c3

grim edge
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my friend robert and lobert said you have to do yoga to reach 1000 elo. can anybody confirm if this is true?

frail spindle
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to get the queen off the b2 square

grim edge
slate tendon
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because its not true

frail spindle
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if white plays nc3 instead of bc3 then whites still winning in the englund

polar trench
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yes it is

slate tendon
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i win i only eat kebab i win i no yoga

frail spindle
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englund is not good against intermediate players and above lmao

grim edge
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gothamchess should teach everybody that you have to do yoga to hit 1000 elo

undone bridge
polar trench
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get the news out

polar trench
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it’s true

slate tendon
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no its not

fallen wadi
slate tendon
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dont believe him its not true dont do yoga

fallen wadi
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I used to play the englund gambit in 1200 bc cheese

polar trench
fallen wadi
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It’s not good bro

frail spindle
little elm
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englund is good for bullet

slate tendon
little elm
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lots of tricks

fallen wadi
true herald
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пиГр

fallen wadi
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That’s why it’s garbage bro

fallen wadi
polar trench
frail spindle
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lmao

slate tendon
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no i just dance

fallen wadi
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Like it’s only good for cheese

polar trench
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dance is similar to yoga

fallen wadi
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They don’t know it, you just get destroyed

slate tendon
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no dont tell me that

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i no dance now i sad

polar trench
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at least you’re 1000 rated

fallen wadi
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But anyways

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d4 for life

stiff saffron
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italian game is so stupid

slate tendon
polar trench
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when they fall for fried liver

stiff saffron
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how is it fun

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I play black and 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Bxf7 1-0

polar trench
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its the only white e4 e5 opening ive studied

stiff saffron
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3 book moves 100% accuracy

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into losing lol.

grim edge
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the englund gambit is good in my opinion because you get to build up your energy and when you build up your energy you become more powerful

peak plank
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When you lose pawns you become weaker

grim edge
polar trench
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a gambit is losing material for a better position

grim edge
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its like the eminem song, "do not lose yourself"

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his hands are sweaty, knees weak hands are heavy

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eminem makes the best lyrics šŸ”„

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theres vomit on his sweater already, hands are heavy

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he's nervous but on the surface his hands are heavy

upbeat viper
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what doesn't mate you makes you stronger

grim edge
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i said hello lobert how are you

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@upbeat viper hello you have to delete this because its nonsense and irrlevent and nonsense and its not related to chess šŸ‘Ž

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my friend lobert saw this and he fainted

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i pray lobert is okay šŸ™

pure jacinth
upbeat viper
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best mouse

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I can scroll in your nonsense so fast

pure jacinth
grim edge
# upbeat viper

yeah this is not related to chess šŸ‘Ž , (my friend robert said this)

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šŸ’€

frail spindle
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šŸ’€

grim edge
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I was once a man trapped in a woman's body but then I became free

polar trench
upbeat viper
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don't mind him

grim edge
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Yea then I was born

grim edge
upbeat viper
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hi OP

grim edge
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I should be asleep

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It's 2 am

upbeat viper
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then do !

polar trench
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this guy

upbeat viper
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that's cringe

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please stop

polar trench
grim edge
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what i do to get ban

polar trench
upbeat viper
grim edge
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:3

upbeat viper
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hi duck

polar trench
upbeat viper
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I'm a CR character now

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HEHEHEHAW

polar trench
valid parcel
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recorded my game over the board with my mom. with a 48.4% accuracy compared to hers 24.7% i still got her in 12 moves.

grim edge
stiff saffron
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this game is just so hard

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i am so tilted

polar trench
solemn ivy
stiff saffron
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The more you lose the harder it is to climb

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Wow;

scenic bramble
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šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„

dim ridge
torpid lance
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I beat all my Friends and family in chess yet I only have 350-400 points in Blitz in chess.com

polar trench
torpid lance
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With 60/75 % accuracy

timber moat
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Not me using ai to write the poem for my class project

stray sequoia
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Anyone from asia?

timber moat
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a lot of the server yeah

stray sequoia
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Oh

timber moat
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not me tho

polar trench
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yes

timber moat
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Where y’all from

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what country

stray sequoia
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I'm from India

polar trench
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usa rahh

timber moat
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fair enough

polar trench
timber moat
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I am not a brick wall 😔

polar trench
timber moat
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ā˜¹ļø

slate tendon
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from 250 to 1008 in 3 months is it good

polar trench
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i hate seeing people happy

slate tendon
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LMAO

upbeat viper
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depends on the time you invested into chess during those 3 months

polar trench
slate tendon
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idk tbh

boreal cosmos
torpid lance
upbeat viper
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but anyway, everyone has his own pace

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soo Shrugdge

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just keep improving

slate tendon
upbeat viper
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and you'll see where you land

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