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Your mom she said hello for you
Nah I thought he had the PFP cuz he caught up. No way heās 124
Friends
This
You're my guy now
Touche
Youāre my guy now

And the few nice people who are here
yeah, i guess i might be a little underrated right now, or my opponents are bad (most likely the latterš )
I got sent death threats before I believe
I get those everyday
Again, Touche.
Check dm
@drifting vapor I watched One Piece through a site called One Pace,much better then normal
While playing chess?
Honestly forgot what touchƩ means exactly
have you started school yet?
Oh, I read the manga. Way faster than anime
One piece is longer than my di- still have to watch another 949 episodes
Im assuming itās cuz youāve a furry pfp
:3
Nah itās too short Ngl
It's french, I think. Means you have made a point that I cannot argue against, and I admit to being beaten in the argument. Not that we were arguing lol, but that's what it means
Simply because Iām a furry yea lol
WHATT
Yea some people are toxic like that tbh
Oh thanks lol havenāt heard the word in a minute
i like furries. the community is awesome and they have amazing talent
You're a nincumpoo
I've no idea how I'm supposed to spell that
guess I'm antetokounmpo now
See you in 3 years later when im finally catching up
Bro 1 year is enough
Don't get jt
it sounds similar
yes
except if you don't know who antetokounmpo is
vous êtes tous des putains de cinglés
of course
hello
In 5 month i could only watch 124 episode i wonder how many episode could i watch i 1 year
rapid
Read it
I hope everyone's doing good
Hi guys
I dont like reading
I'm doing well, hru?
Fair enough
How's life
where did the 23.3% go wtf
Yes you too
Pretty good, you?
common for my elo
i am also grinding just a little stressed out
I watched 750 during summer break
arigato
no I mean shouldn't it add up to 100%?
Good too, school starts on Monday and I have a chess tournament tmrw, hbu
hey
I read the whole thing in a month
wanna play a game vs me?
Summer is over school starts in 15 days
I redid it while it was on the long month break
Nice
I love all the foreshadowing when you re read it
Been in school for a month and a half :'(. No chess tournaments for me atm. Good luck with yours tho.
Did you watch the live action?
Tryna fatch up to gear 5 finished dressrosa a couple days ago
Thanks man! What's ur elo
Sure
k
It comes out today right?
You never notice how many cool small details are actually apart of it until you re read it tbh. Like the revolutionary in the earlier days with the newspaper.
Already released
Seriously???
Yeah fr
Is it cringe lol did u watch it
My Rapid ELO is 2155
I thought it looked pretty good tbh, the trailer
Watched the first episode there are total of 8 episodes
Wow nice, I'm like 2202, focusing on blitz rn
How was it
Yeah ig
I watched the first episode and wasnt that cringe
not sure unless it doesnt include wins on time
I thoguth it was a movie
I've been focusing on bullet
Nah itās a series
It was good better than i expected and the zoro fights was amazing
Ima check it out when Iāve time. Would be nice to see what they changed
No there is 8 episode each is 1 hour long
I enjoy the adrenaline from bullet matches
Although I certainly play poorly in comparison to my rapid style
wanna play some?
Im using my Pronoun slot to advertise my love for one piece lol
pretty sure there was also a movie
Not the live action
Very good ngl the first episode
oh right
30 second chess is so fun š„
?
Damn nice
There was tons of movie, I only watched Red tho cuz it showed Shanks actually doing stuff
Did you watch the anime?
I watched until like 1K then stop cuz it was weekly and read the manga instead
Does luffy say please join my crew or join my crew
How long did it take you?
Like a year
um
Many times
He gotta say, āIm going to become the king of the pirateā
I hope i could finish thia nightmare too
Wow
Yeah in the trailer the actor seemed boring ngl
Once you caught up you donāt want it to end
Its supposed to be IM GONNA BE THE KINGS OF THE PIRATES
I think heās fine but itās that line that throw me off only
Yeah
Or maybe itās just the English dub isnāt good
Like it just sounds better in Japanese
Im good, how about you?
Probably
i blundered queen and won
Busy day?
Early episodes must be very good cant wait to catch up in 2 yearaš
But the WCA line to Sanji was cold tho
The gum gum was probably
Bro, what all that line of code for
False edvertising
Thatās what heās doing, he isnāt advertising anything
You gotta watch it and then judge
Im assuming youāre doing it in C#
Yeah true
I know i was joking
Early episode are so nostalgic
Yea I usually do things in Python
Controversial, but I see itās benefit
CODING? WHERE I WANNA
I prefer Python over C#
Idk not anything to technical, not the best programmer
Early episodes are trash more boring than me and my cruah talking
EPYC?
What are you making?
Bro wtf, none of it are trash. You just donāt see the build up cuz you aināt at the end game like us
True
Take note of what Sanji say and do
just played the most boosted chess player oat
What?
Yes trust me, youāll thank me later
He says a lot of things that foreshadow a lot of stuff, same with Ussop
this guy got clapped so hard he decided to start running down his timer from 6 minutes instead of letting me checkmate him or resigning
Just report him for stalling
No why would i do that
Nothing much tbh Iām still a student so I just do OOP
Because they foreshadow alot whatās going to be happening with the plot
just matched against a 1000 for the first time as an 800 and won very happy(:
he actually played like a 300 it was crazy
I aint gonna remember them
If you donāt, you donāt but if you do, youāll see
Ok, clarify what youāre trying to say
Wassup
So i take note from what sanji says?
Bro Iām a student, in College
Whats good my boy
broke 700 again finally
We donāt do any projects
I passed my driver theory test today
starting to realize this rank is just noobs depending on me to make stupid blunders
Itās just basic coding, like I said nothing to technical
Dayum
Kinda itās mostly theory tbh
Itās more ICT than Computer science even tho itās called āComputer Scienceā
i was gonna say wyd if i change my name to Kaido but i cant lol
I think Iād only touch more into projects in Uni, if I do a programming based one
Kinda, just look at what he says and do ish. Cuz rn Sanji is probably the most mysterious character in the show
Hey nerds can I ask something
one piece will still be going 10 years from now
are any1 of u a confort preson
Can you recommend me a book or channel about chess
Oh boy I love Microsoft Java
Gothamchess
ye
So what he says at early episodes will happen in the future?
Nah One piece is probably ending in like 5 years
Okeyy thanks
Who can see how to save the knight here?( no way in hell anyone is finding this)
Not always but it builds to his backstory. Sanji backstory is crazy tho
Rb4 ez
Rb4
Are any of u a confort person or someone that i can talk to
Yeah it was
4 more days of my mute and i can shit talk again
my new peak elo is 3+ elo than previous im GM now
No I meant his real one
Bruh did u really find that without engine
yes
Ye
Sanji backstory is even sadder than whatās shown because thatās only the beginning
Pro
What if the rook just moves back?
On the island with that old man?
yeh my bad
Thatās only a small part of it, itās get even sadder
Really what episode?
800 something
its a staircase right yeah it is check check check check check check check check check check check check

Cant wait to see that
where can i upload an image i need help on my next chess move
I TILTWD BACK GO 1192
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Rapid: 1192 (1200 peak)
Blitz: 840 (849 peak)
Bullet: 652 (777 peak)
should i play another game or should i play later when im mentally stable
I will eat you all alive
Now that that's out of the way, how are you guys?
Rb4
if Rxb4 then fork, if rook moves but stays on e-file, then you take the f-pawn
they banned because of cheating/controversy/whatever, and unbanned because they have reached some sort of agreement, as i understand it
AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KINDA FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so its not possible to cheat online?
ofc it is lol
do someone want 1vs1
Idk if this is the right channel to ask this but how do i fix this bug where i start a game and timer disappears as well as my opponents avatar and the chess pieces i take?
š
Me whatās your elo
I tried logging out and that didnāt resolve the issue š¦¦
Iām immediately aborting if youāre lying about your elo
around 1000
okay letās play
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i hope hans nieman cheats in chess.com tournaments to get pay back
chess.com owes him 100million
playing bullets make me sloppy
Im addicted to bullet
does someone wanna play https://play.chess.com/CYvoB
Is it unrated
I donāt want you getting points off me
yes
ā
oh.
i am 1000
same i need rehab
What the heck, my 74 year old grandma saw this on my screen
Goodluck stuck in 1300 soon
relatable
i love norsk
creemi beenut bƤtur

you've been connected more lately š
Server admin pinged me 
hello battery
I was just always hiding in offline mode ngl 
Hey everybody, I have a question about chess. How do you conserve energy when you are trying to build it up, with the need for conservation in the first place?
to avoid DMs ?
Oui basty
Vingt huit en 1000
Now that I'm not, everyone sends me friend requests š
bongcloud
what did you try to say ? 
Chance of 28 in 1000 
@upbeat viper okay i was playing chess and something happened to the thing so like why does chesscom allow it?
i decided to play and prove i could get to 2200 bullet š„
from 2000 to 2200 in 1 or 2 hours
"sur"? Ohh
wat ?
sur can mean 'on top of'
Common knowledge
When i speak with an Italian
soo if you consider the fraction 28/1000
well
28 is above 1000
ig that's why we use sur
:')
Interesting
Hi mod @upbeat viper
hi
Why all mods are very strong
some arnet
In chess
idk if I count as a mod but im only 1300 
loved to crush your dear london system OTB
mods r noob though
:DDDD
akansh admin isnt that strong
Randomly coming here just to learn a bit of french is honestly epic
sorry for misspelling
Isn't admin better than a mod?
I smell fish
Hi beautiful mod
he's litteraly CC's discord's boss

@upbeat viper why does chesscom allow it, because you cant create energy or destroy energy. Energy always exists yo
I feel insulted
what are you talking about 
greetings boss
You know what im talking about
Comment Ƨa va
You cant create new energy
@upbeat viper wanna play 1 15 min game?
nah sorry
youāre an admin youāre more powerful than a mod lmao
tired
norsk is easier than franƧais?
(and tilted too
)
no idea
Mods are better
i think yes because idk
French is easy (French educated)
Well I tried
also the funny Ć„
one day !
Mods don't take Showers admins do. That's why they are strong at chess 
in rating prob but in the discord hes the server manager lmao
He said I'm only 1300. Bro I'm 1300 too
What elo is the CEO of Chess com
damn
Ja
anish is like 2700 fide
I think he's like 16-1700?
or smthn
Anish giri?
š¤”
Anish the true CEO
Open a window

All windows, actually
isnt he ceo
Opened
what if its hotter outside
Oh damn I might have a chance to beat the dude if I keep practicing
Then move apartment
or you could just install a AC
Why changed yo username again
Mods are bored
i feel like pawn is the chess equivalent to a barbarian
hmmmmm
maybe rook if not oawn
guys why am i stuck at 699
sup
Tomorrow I have a tournament versus very strong opponents with an average rating of 1800 including a couple of CMs and FMs
hi coach
this game is so crazy
Oh mighty murkus, please bless me with luck coming from your magnificent typing fingers
idk how
@upbeat viper How much time i got for image perms
ok
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anyone want to play rapid
if you want you can join CC's discord club now to participate in the friday arenas
Thank you mighty Markus, for I am now blessed and get sleep well knowing I got an OK from a generous and legend such as you
around 2000 elo
What's cc
how?
Hey guys. I need app recommendations for game analysis free
wdym how
Chess Com is free
Hes an AIM. He earns all our respect

dont, Rated chess is best for improvement in your own pool
Unless its an irl tournament/club
@upbeat viper are you a mod for chesscom
yep
nop
you too james
They arent that good with the first one too, too many cheaters but I can say they do have an excellent support team
I get daily confirmed cheaters... sadly
anyone around 2000 elo want to play rapid?
Yeah rapid isnt bearable
Im not even playing rapid. Im playing 3+0 and its disgusting to be honest. On all platforms
Are there cheaters in 3+0 too?
Very
I barely find them
there can be cheaters in 1|0 lol
what
Those are scripts or smn but an avg cheater doesnt use those
yeah
Most cheaters just in rapid which is expected
mhm
@grim edge
There not anything about war
cheating because youāre too lazy to actually learn how to properly play the game is crazy
same amount of time for obvious recaptures and such as deep moves, high win-rate, and more
well stop spamming it
There are too many cheaters active on discord too
Different discord servers, many here
I dont spam it, somebody just delete it
that means stop posting it

u can't do anything

What rule it break, its about hotdog
there will always be cheaters
I ate bad hotdog
Oh I can, and that is not play where cheaters exist
it's nonsense and irrelevant
its just that levy and other youtubers are bringing this concern again again
me when a "just joined" comes in and claims to have an old account that was 2600 but lost it/ deleted it/ can't remmeber login, and asks if anyone wants a game for money
yeah
but ur a just 1 person irl
"I play irl bro"
lmao, even the new account
yeah i am?
but with four hands i can be two people online, ha HA
let's not get extreme
"i'm 2200 FIDE bro i just lost my main account"
there are people like this pfft
"I just didn't play online much before"
Are u saying it was nonsense when i had diahrea from the hotdog?
they ain't zombies
I made a mistake so im not cheating"
i was winning i thought it was a draw and i ended up loosing endgame moment
that has nothing to do in a chess related chat
good job, you get an award š
Im playing while not being in the best mental state I guess
i feel bad that you have to deal with stuff like this
Everything is so fluent

i am talking about a cloud server at which many players are playing and they are not countable on hands
I know what you mean
I don't even know who you are or what you did im just hvaing some fun in discord
fr mf's get 98 accuract games 10 in a row then play 1 game 40% and be like "if i was cheating i wouldn't have low accuracy" š
so u can't do it there are many of them
my point is i can, avoid it as i can
and like i stopped playing rapid cuz of it
least obvious discord cheater saying "ill beat anyone in chat bro"
then u shld read ur prior msg to knock some knowledge in your brain
LMAO the gif
But this is general chat
damn you lost to a duda fan. also idk if -1.1 is winning, persay
If I wanted knowledge i wouldn't be on discord, I'd be reading my textbook
read the chat description
chess cheaters be having 2000+ rapid elo and 1000 bullet elo pfft
i feel offended
@upbeat viper going crazy soon
ya and it can only be done by either youtubers bring up this concern at which many players watch that streamer
1000 puzzles elo
@last verge I'm 2600 
indeed
y that cheesy name mod 
yeah, sus aswell
ebarb spammer
i just dont play bullet š
can u play it and beat everybody at 1000?
yeah prob
sry 
sad get well soon dear and leave the discord and start reading books
alright, send your acc name, and lets see how you do
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why does bro want to play me this bad
elvish fan spotted 
i am not 1000, i meant play rated
ofc boiii systumm hai elvish ka
k later
how tf you hardstuck below 1k š
systum 
im eating rn
š
chill bruh
such a dumb fellow still texting on discord.
send your acc tho
win
As long as you feel good about yourself!
what is a good win rate anyways
@harsh oxide
i cant win these games are hard
Lol his tag
impossible to say, because of draws
Imagine arguing with an Typical400elochat
Typical 400 elo chat
bro wrote a book instead of reading one. respect
@frail spindle new account?
yes
tbh a normal winrate should be around 50%, which signals that you're playing around your level. People who are improving quickly will obviously have one higher, but in short your winrate will simply go down the more you play, and dont worry about wr so much
wheres the old one?
im 36% win rate
no i went to reddit and ctrlc ctrlv
I'm sorry
that's only with 0 draws
i havent played online chess before
just played with my dad and watched gotham chess lmao
having a draw at 50% wr means you'll have a 50% wr still, so
what
that isn't necessarily bad, because you may be getting draws or playing higher-rated opponent
Guys I watched gothamchess and now im 2k
the pure one
draws will just pull you closer to 50%
bros makes the most random assumptions
if you put it like that then its weird lmao
Guys all I do is play my dad and watch gothamchess and im so good now
bro is making it sound so sus
"A world without you, is a world i would not be able to live in"š
draws will just pull you to 50%. So if you're 40 wr, it'll go up, and if you're over 50, it'll go down
Also I have 33 wins and 2 losses on my brand new account
idk what this means
exactly i am soo good that i want everyone to be succesfull instead of brain dead
im done bruh
bro how do i win
but if you have 33% win, 33% draw, 33% loss, that is 50% score, but not 50% wr
hi i am soo good that i want everyone to be succesfull instead of brain dead, I'm cirrin
like legit
@frail spindle cc doesnt even need to ban u to be this obvious
shame on u... stuck on 699
Yes for 5 years
Fr
take my hankerchief š
- e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qf3 1-0
heās apparently 1000 rapid n 2000 blitz
play with ur dad and watch gotham dawg 
like legit i lose to games like thsi
Play the wayward attack
there is no winning lol
oh I meant score then
Yeah its a foolproof way to get good apparently
just do some move like e4e5 bc4 nc6 qf3 if youre black you just lose
sneezes
@honest drift u liar 
I am not 1000 rapid
bro is studying not self explanatory
ahh ok then fair enough
lets go become im yo 
50% score yes
.
guess u r 699
Tjat is my friend guys
yeah lol im just too used to chess, since when discussing opening winrate I always say wr instead of score because it's easier to understand
eww u a sooo dirty i don't want it back
like im in a game rn i am white, i go e4 e5 nf3 d5
free stuff, thanks
mm
and that is literally liek gg i have to concede the center
that is why it is so hard to win
Aye
what i say after eating food
Sup
@honest drift u gon say its photoshopped 
omnomnomnom
Its my friends account
I told you guys before!
do you know what your move Nf3 does? It attacks his pawn. Did he defend it? no.
YEAH BUT I CANT TAKE TI
shut up dawg 
yes you can, he just takes your pawn instead, but you can definitely take his pawn
Hey I am still 699
@honest drift imagine beignet stuck at 699 elo
for example 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 d5 3.Nxe5 dxe4 4.d4 exd3 5.Bxd3 and white has two pieces developed already compared to black's zero
yeah and so then i lose a pawn
@stiff saffron
French
no chance you 15 move mated a 2k š
Juste don't blunder
































































1. e4 Nc6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Nc3 Bxf3 6. Nxd5 Bxd1 7. Nxc7+ Kd7 8. Nxa8 Bxc2 9. d5 Ne5 10. Bf4 Ng6 11. Bb5+ Kd8 12. Bc7+ Kc8 13. Rc1 a6 14. Rxc2 axb5 15. Nb6#
My friend robert actually gets 108% accuracy, he told me about it. Its possible
You have to do yoga to hit high accuracy
Thats what he told me
i will look at that after this game ends
Queen sacrifice?
k, gl
blitz is so dumb, you can play whatever tf u want and still be better
@upbeat viper thoughts on this rook sac ?
Nice mate
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Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.
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I don't understand your screenshots
I need more context

lol it has just joined and and OG role at the same time
Well, it worked, but what if it didn't?
i've seen 2600s mated in 8
(englund gambit op)
Like I play 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 d5 6. Bb3 dxe4 7. dxe4 Nxe4
Check out this #chess game: kranti116 vs Zax - https://www.chess.com/live/game/87250287057
Zax you're basically rolling a dice at that point and if you keep it up it'll just hold you back
































































1. d4 c6 2. Bf4 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. h3 Bf5 5. a3 e6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. Bxd6 Qxd6 8. c4 Nbd7 9. c5 Qc7 10. Nc3 b6 11. b4 O-O 12. Bd3 Bg6 13. O-O a5 14. Na4 axb4 15. Bxg6 hxg6 16. axb4 b5 17. Nc3 Ra7 18. Qc2 Rfa8 19. Rxa7 Qxa7 20. e4 dxe4 21. Nxe4 Nd5 22. Rb1 Qa2 23. Rb2 Qa1+ 24. Kh2 N7f6 25. Nd6 Ra4 26. Ne5 Nxb4 27. Qe2 Nbd5 28. Nexf7 Nf4 29. Qd2 Rxd4 30. Qxd4 Ne2 31. Rxe2 Qxd4 32. Rxe6 Qxf2 33. Nd8 Qxc5 34. Nxc6 Qxc6 35. g4 Qc2+ 36. Kg3 Qb3+ 37. Kh4 Qxe6
as white and i just lose becasue italian game very good opening!
Yeah
definitely doesnt lead to losing pawns
I like the Evans gambit
totally agree
5...d5 by black is a free pawn, just take it
I know cirrin 
If ur not better than Stockfish u arenāt good at chess tbh
It was 3 min Blitz and I thought he would prolly take and blunder queen
black hasn't castled, so you take and after Nxd5 just play Re1 and you're basically winning a pawn due ot the pin
but i cant take ti
5.d5, exd5, Nxd5, Re1
because then i have to move my bishop out
how does a 2600 fall for the englund smh
blitz
idk man
still tho
just doesn't work why can i exd5
bullet maybe
i can't
but falling for the englund in blitz is wild
@upbeat viper hello can you say hi to my friend, he is named robert and i also have this second friend named lobert. they are both here now and they are fans of chess
just cus you know about the trap cus you saw a vid on it on tiktok doesn't mean everyone does lol
i put it into an analysis board
how old are you ?
the analysis board says i can
Bc3 looks like a pretty intuitive move unless you see/know about Bb4
19
which bishop is teleporting to c3
a 2600 blundering the mate in 1 tho?
how old are you ?
It happens
ig
the white lsb
it's that or lose a queen
it is best that i remain my privacy and remain it
c3... is a dark square, and the bishop is on c1 right now, while the other is on c4. Maybe we're talking about different positions.
Youāll never see Stockfish blunder a queen
sure
ig
can u say hi to my friend robert and lobert? @upbeat viper
the white dsb 
bring them here
this guy bro
i am legit losing my mind
Damn bruh only 44 in 3 min
i hate this elo get me out
on c1, teleporting to c3
but i was talmbout in the englund gambit
yeah ok so we were talking about different positions
oopsie poopsies
The Englund gambit noobs are trash
i cannot because i am in russia right now
dude am i hacking
Reported
nice background bro
i can beat you with it rn
thanks

I studied every single part of that trash cheese opening
stop trolling fr
+200 elo in a day lol
Gl getting banned
so play me 
\how
oh no
bros livin the life 
idk just play it
englund is only good for low elo lmao
I AM
2...d6 cop out?
but i am in russia, i am vacationing and i get to see my friends robert and lobert there
I donāt play London system players
I AM LOSING OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Who here is high in puzzle battle
this is a real story, i am not trolling
not me
hi not trolling, im cirrin
nah i sac queen
yh bro i was 600 a month ago im 1000 lol
ez
All of u are e4 noobs bro
i don't play london, and i'm offering to play black anyway slol
hey everybody this is lobert typing, i LOVE chess haha
lol hi this is robert
im talkin abt smtg else 
what do you play?
D4 is on top I want yāall to know that that e4 is GARBAGE
all classic players are noobs, hypermodern better
HOW YOU CLIMB
the wallpaper lmao
oh lol
that was robert and lobert typing just now everybody
600 elo is the worst man it is so hard to get out
hippo or no game
like actually it is hard
double fianchetto english against everything
JUST PLAY š£ļøš£ļø
@fallen wadi so you wanna play or nah
whyyyyyy 
pro fr
triple bean and cheeto
I aināt playing
farts and starchs?










u will get there tho, just uninstall chess
alr bro
bragging about wasting your time studying wnglund as white then scared to play š„±
remember everybody to save energy when you play chess because if you dont save energy you wont have it anymore (this is lobert typing)
š¤Æ
you should play him bc if hes gonna play the englund you get to play d4
i never do 






so play him
š³
trust
Bc I play it in bullet and rapid
Itās not I studied for you 
hello
I AM PLAYING AND I AM LOSING
e4 šæ
d4 š
b4 
it is so hard to do shit in 600 elo
Bro e4 sucks
just dont loose thooo
D4 is better
e4 and d4 are meta slaves
do not shit and play chess
d4 >
On bro
you play englund as white or black?
constipation makes u concentrate better
I play against it
idk for white i play queens gambit n for black i improvise sometimes
meta slave
cus you know englund is too op i'll win with it
its really not
Englund gambit is so easy to counter
fr
People only lose because they donāt know how to play against it
i dont play englund
Itās garbage
does anybody know how to counter and refute the ruy lopez opening
i want to disprove it
now im scared of loosing the elo
how do you not lose
englund is garbage, i just take it and play the qd5 line and give it back to showcase my dominance
winning tho
it is so hard to win like even if you dont make mistakes
common you L
you will lose most games because naturally the game progresses in a losing state unless the enemy hangs pieces
my friend robert and lobert both say they are gonna disprove the ruy lopez opening by next week and after that nobody will play it anymore
so counter me
if the enemy doesn't hang pieces you lose
ur -1000 ofc we make mistakes bro
yeah but they don't
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
hell yeah they do
englund is only good for beginners bro
i count you
idk i cant win
š how do you only have barely over 50% wr then
im not hanging pieces or going for plays that dont work
šŖ
if you go to move 10 and they haven't hanged any pieces your chance of winning is like so absurdly low
it is a joke.
Bc I donāt play against it that much
bullet in -1000 is ez asf
Imagine using the englund unironically
how do you have a negative elo
š
<1000*
can we just like
queens ontop
i thought you said it's trash š¦
On bro
no 2000 plays the ruy lopez either, my friend lobert told me that
Because it is š
hey guys how do i make it to 300 rapid
do yoga
idk i jsut cant win
turn on the pc
Play more
englund is not good unless white plays dsb c3
my friend robert and lobert said you have to do yoga to reach 1000 elo. can anybody confirm if this is true?
to get the queen off the b2 square
its true
no
somebody told me its true, why you lie and say no
because its not true
if white plays nc3 instead of bc3 then whites still winning in the englund
yes it is
i win i only eat kebab i win i no yoga
englund is not good against intermediate players and above lmao
gothamchess should teach everybody that you have to do yoga to hit 1000 elo
you have a higher win rate in the englund as black than as white š
also
we have to spam his comments and twitch
get the news out
its not true
itās true
no its not
Bro nobody plays the englund gambit that much
dont believe him its not true dont do yoga
I used to play the englund gambit in 1200 bc cheese
as much as i hate yoga itās definitely proven to get you to 1000
Itās not good bro
fr, whos gonna legimately play the englund above 1200
englund is good for bullet
but im 1000 and i dont do yoga
lots of tricks
Exactly
пиГŃ
Thatās why itās garbage bro
And heās tryna defend it š
you dont stretch?
lmao
no i just dance
Like itās only good for cheese
dance is similar to yoga
They donāt know it, you just get destroyed
at least youāre 1000 rated
italian game is so stupid
yh probably tomorrow 250 elo
yes but its fun to play
when they fall for fried liver
its the only white e4 e5 opening ive studied
the englund gambit is good in my opinion because you get to build up your energy and when you build up your energy you become more powerful
When you lose pawns you become weaker
so dont lose it
a gambit is losing material for a better position
its like the eminem song, "do not lose yourself"
his hands are sweaty, knees weak hands are heavy
eminem makes the best lyrics š„
theres vomit on his sweater already, hands are heavy
he's nervous but on the surface his hands are heavy
what doesn't mate you makes you stronger
this is me when i was talking to my friend lobert when he plays chess
i said hello lobert how are you
@upbeat viper hello you have to delete this because its nonsense and irrlevent and nonsense and its not related to chess š
my friend lobert saw this and he fainted
i pray lobert is okay š
OK fair
Delete this then
Not related to chess
yeah this is not related to chess š , (my friend robert said this)
š
š
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body but then I became free

don't mind him
Yea then I was born
Hi btw
hi OP
then do !

what i do to get ban


:3
hi duck

recorded my game over the board with my mom. with a 48.4% accuracy compared to hers 24.7% i still got her in 12 moves.
i dont play cr

I beat all my Friends and family in chess yet I only have 350-400 points in Blitz in chess.com

With 60/75 % accuracy
Not me using ai to write the poem for my class project
Anyone from asia?
a lot of the server yeah
Oh
not me tho
I'm from India
usa rahh
fair enough

I am not a brick wall š”

i hate seeing people happy
LMAO
depends on the time you invested into chess during those 3 months

idk tbh

From 400 to 350 in 1 month
damn nice





