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Classified nerd 🫵
How long have you been playing this game
What game
Seven
the game.
What the game⁉️
seconds
the game
Chess
nanoseconds.
5 months

I just started playing recently. Nice to meet you guys
I played my first ever chess game around 7 years ago.
i played my first chess game in £
When you play chess, remember to save your energy to build up power. Because you need at least 50 million power to survive in the endgame
<not online>
I played my first chess game tommorow
I have 50.001 million in Rise of Kingdom 
😡😡😡😡
tomorrow 💀
@frosty fable im sorry about what happened to yall in japan world war 2
I have seen Rise of Kingdom before
Yes thats your username
Sorry about what happened to yall 🙏
what if oppenheimer was shoppin
blud think hes limbo
would he be shoppenheimer
he would not be shoppenheimer.
sloppenheimer

Opperhiemer breaking every single law of grammar to make most original famous words
Ded chat
its from an hindu scripture
@dim ridge blitz?
cant in english class
Oh
today is my first day of 10th grade

Oh where u r from? Here 10th is already started like 5 months ago
Oh nice 
I thought you were Italian
non mi posso parlare in italiano bene
ma oggi alle 1:30 devo andare al classe d'italiano
i live in como but i commute 1.5 hours each day to go to lugano
Si ok
non ho amici 💀
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there's nowhere to travel to from Sydney
massive L ngl
driving to melbourne every day is not possible
Is anybody gonna answer my question
which is
How do i connect my account here
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use / connect
Have you caught any illegal crabs
Bro why do people do this
Is 700 elo good for 3 months of on and off playing?
..
Why he left just resign man
to win
By leaving the game ?
Not that much
Yea it's kinda annoying
Ohh I thought you meant why’d he take your rook
Sorry I didn’t see that he left😂
I’m at least not below average though, right?☹️
1.5k in 5 months 
Jk
average might be 800 and thats alrdy lowered from 1.2k
Lmao you didn't notice the checkmate in next move did you? 🤣
By 3 months, I mean 5-15 games per month😭
OH NO😭 my checkmating is quite bad
Thanks!
Ur account 
What
How u r not locked out
i swear to god you can look up some random thing like "trap in the fourth move of the grand prix sicilian" and remote chess academy will have a video like "6 Best Grand Prix Sicilian Move Four Opening Traps", no matter what you search up he will have a video on it
It says another account already connected but i deleted that one
No one knows
ChatGPT is the best chess coach
remote chess academy doesnt get as much fanfare as it deserves tbh
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Bullet: 1128 (1168 peak)

What
ok
Hi fnx
They promote some weird lines
Why would I play 4 pawn attack
cuz
@tight gull imposter
the better line = imposter?
i am just statistically better
No your name
nah
its not the same
u copied me
Anyone wanna play
can verify that @tight gull was first
False
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Rapid: 1279 (peak)
Blitz: 671 (886 peak)
Bullet: 655 (782 peak)
climbed so much today, 1245 to 1279
small
im sick im not playing anyone
i think i got covid again
Inject more

I mean vaccine
i only have 2 jabs and i havent gotten covid people with 4 have had
hence less is better
My eyes hurt so i should stop using discord
If i die i just want to let u all know i hate everyone in this discord server 🙂
feeling is mutual
@grim edge
abuse, not fairplay
ye
Bro I got 1 pawn advantage and now this player is not moving any piece and wasting my time
i should
1 pawn advantage is nothing at ur level lmao
Nah he cheated on one account but he appealed
Yeah but my opponent is not moving any piece now
Smh
Smh
He is literally wasting my time
Smh
Smh
smh
Smh
Bully him
My opponent left the game because I got 1 pawn advantage lmao
i lost 200 points i dont wanna tell u my elo
Where did u got this u stalker

Say
1680

embed fail
It’s ok though he appealed

You made new account?
I played all the moves in your name now what
@grim edge i mean we all know u cheated doesnt really mean stalking
Smh
Staff knows
👏
Okay
perma ban for spamming
I mean 10
Or smth like that
wassup
30 i think
Damn, I got 3 more 💀
What's your elo
I'm saying u changed the chess.com account gamil
No i didnt
I have 4 Gmails (only use 2)
i have 4 gmails to farm as many free chessable courses as i can
So, you identify as Sodium Hydroxide 
I can give you my gmail also
"nub"
Our score is 5-0-0

sure give password too
Nice to meet you! I identify as Silicon Kelvinium. My pronouns are Si/Ke
I have improved
wrong number

Ohk
You want outlook email or gmail?
Gimme your yahoo
How can you lose that much to ceo
NaOH
What is molecular mass of NaOH
I don't know skill issues ig
Go back to Minecraft
I don't have
why am i 1800
I have bing
Bcoz you are 1.8k
Qi ling
Idk 
Chandler Bing ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
39
Mere exam me aya tha
Na has 22 amu

O has 16
What standard
H = 1
9th
eh
hi guys im new to this server
89 overall in science 
I hate chemistry
I know
So you sun it together 23+16+1 = 40 so molecular mass of NaOH is 40
I got 100
39.9 
Yo
23
deez nuts
Sorry
Wrong
I'm just better uk
Why tf u got an alt
40 mass
Bro I got 91 in Science in 10th Boards 💀
Aluminium is 23 i think
the better question is why not
weak
Go study
Ok lol
Al is 27 nub
I am a Commerce student 🔥🔥
I'm in 10th rn
😭
Ok
Na is 23
na
I forgot 23 is na ? Or mg
Na
how to get trusted
@blazing raptor connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements
Just 1 advice: better start studying at least 1.5 months before 💀
Atomic number of Na is 11
Bros trolling
Double that and add 1
hm
And you get the mass of Na
Molecular mass of NaOH is 39.9or40 approx
What is mole number of naoh
why am i not connected
Bruh
this is broken
Mole number of NaOH? Half question
6.022 × 10²⁴
Sst padh ne ka Mann nhi karta ha

there we go
Not mole number of NaOH
Rat ke jaya kar
Next year pcm and then rope 
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Bullet: 1655 (peak)
Ok sir
Geography will be easy anyways, focus on history & political science
If you asked how many molecules of NaOH in 40g of NaOH then that is 6.022 × 10²³
Ohk 9th me to koshish bhi nahin ki thi social science padhne ki
10th me thodi si padh lunga 
Btw *10²³

hlo?
I am Chess:)

shocking
What is ong
OH did it go great?

Now find the differentiation of:
Science 2 tha ez
nice

Where you are from
🗿
18 ayega shayad
Im from Chess
20 me se

Wait what is the power on the last term
20 me se be
..
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Acha ha
Lets play Chess!!
Nvm GTG bai bai cya
Lets Play Chess!
That last power is not visible clearly
What's your elo
My elo is 232
1 + x² to the power of n
anyone wanna play chess
i wanna
Send thy link
You are ghostleviathan?
sry
already playing w8
.
hi
hi
how u doing?
Hello
Hello
U playing someone?
Get some sleep dwag
nop you can join
Good.
i am kinda stuck at 1500 elo rn 😕
any suggestions?
I'm good... dw
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I already got like 10 hrs of sleep
Ggs
gtg
Where can I buy some poison
n+2?
Just solve puzzles and search why am I stuck at 1500 elo on yt I am sure you will find something other than step bro
Stfu dawg 
Why was that rated
i have some itll cost u tho
alr
How much
Ay yo 
how much can u give
anyone to play with rn? above 1500 elo
AY YO 
10gram
Lets go
Dang is there a limit in puzzle rating
Yooooo 
could u pls send a link?
2 dollar i mean
No
cash
3 dollar
i defeated a 1500
ok shud i send?
Nice
and im 232
Answer is 1 right
Why was that rated
Yeah sure
Wow even if you reverse it
yes

Skinny af
bro doesnt go to the gym at all
damn wtf im 13 elo away from 1300
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Bullet: 655 (782 peak)
like 5 hours ago i was 1245
Meow
I don't use i haven't played for 3 days that's why
40elo in 5 hours is not good

A 200 rated bro
He is lying he is 1000
Still u shouldn’t have lost
Maybe ur 500 and 1500 with an engine

Here's your solution ans is 1
its better then nothing
Bruh
Doctor's handwriting
im now 401.5 blitz, im making good progress
i mean, it really is
This is engineer handwriting
guys how do i reach 402 elo
Idk
any tips and tricks and skills
Give money to chess.com
keep in mind i play 30 minute chess so one game can take a while, for blitz sure itd be mid but for long games? 42 elo is pretty good, especially when i reach a new peak
Maybe just win
lay your weary head to rest, dont you cry no more
That was very easy question
these stuff is actually simple it just looks long
today ive won 6 games and lost 1, thats pretty good i think, esp since ive been in a pretty bad mindset today after losing a tournament game
you do it step by step and its a simple math thing
Yeah I know right
but my opponents just kept on blundering, like hanging queens and forks and the works
But calculus is hard subject
yeah i mean its managable, its not as hard as people think
they think its rocket science
classic derivative nonsense
If you think calculus is easy then you haven't been given actual hard question
no i dont think its easy
I dont even know calculus, im talking about something else
🤣
What are you talking about then
Ok wait I will give you actual hard question to solve
good one bro it was intense for me
wdym
Solve this
i just said i didnt know calculus
for me yeah
whats ur account
Welp
or yours
Pi
I was playing fast idk why
Another? I'll show u what's intense
wait please whats your username on cc
i wanna spectate
Shiro957
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Then don't talk about it if you don't know. It isn't as easy as people who don't know calculus think it is.
Second ig
later ?
my brother in christ you did this
Uh sure
btw where you from? @frosty fable
india
it was revealed to me in a dream
You will get -ve marks for that
wdym
"I'll show u what's intense"
i played shit in the endgame
He wasn't even 600, do u want me to go full on rage mode against him? 💀
but i didnt let him do that 😂
YOU DID LET HIM DO THAT
If I wanted to, I could've
WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT LET HIM DO THAT YOU DID BUT HE MISSED IT
i gave him check right away
Qxf2+, Kh1, Qf1+, Rxf1, Rxf1#, all your moves were forced
when you moved your knight you blundered m3 and he missed it lmao, you didnt stop him
why didn't you?

HE'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN 600
Who
I don't want to crush some newbie
💀 😭
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU ARE A 780 YOU ARE A NEWBIE
Nuh uh
but "I could have checkmated him, i just didn't want to crush a newbie and then he beat me" is a new excuse
But i wanna 
1208 peak
What's ur ratings?
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Blitz: 494 (1226 peak)
Bullet: 402 (peak)
neh actually my rank was like 800 smtg but i played with my pro friend and lost couple of matches so yeah

that was when you made your account initially and you instantly plummeted, if your peak elo is that far from your current elo then you arent a 1200
Nah 600 and 800 what's the difference
@frosty fable
Gojo
@grim edge blit
Ok
dude you're an 800, 800 is squarely in the beginner territory and you just gotta admit you missed the mate as opposed to saying "when i made my account initially i was 1200 before i lost every game, so im not a newbie despite being 800. i definitely saw the checkmate, but i didnt want to beat him because reasons, and then he checkmated me right after"
whers m3 ??
here
@grim edge open cc
Hlo??
ok i admit im noob
god the dude using his initial provisional rating as a brag to say he's not a beginner is so funny to me
Invalid
Hlooo???
idk whats going here
Hi
especially because somebody who's truly 1200 would be able to win at least one of these games lmao
What's up
Anyone wanna play
im good
What the hell-
and yeh i will play
the sky.
2 mins later
💀
Good to hear
god this is unbelievably hilarious, he insists his initial provisional rating is his actual skill level, insists he saw the m3 and just didnt play it to not "crush the newbie" LMFAO
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dude shiro you cant come back from this its too humiliating
Howwwww i only come after 30 seconds
xd
wanna play?
Your move
Invalid
how so?
Ok
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gm
How do play chess
with hands
You dont
Hahahhahahahahahhaha
knight to e7 was a blunder tho
Anyone wanna play
coming
bishop goes like a + but tilted 45 degrees and rook goes like a X but rotated 45 degrees, thats pretty much all you need to know tbh
yea
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and Queen is like a +X
yeah but rotate each of them 45 degrees
but if you orient the plane at pi/4
and knight is an L
but if you orient it at pi/2 radians
Because knight always take L’s
and kings are just useless
goal is to give up ur king asap
Queen is bishop and rooks mommy
wow you 1400 rating
True
playy
a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Playyy
Yeah what about the horsey and the king and queen and pawn
who u ?
^
I am me
spam

uhhhh idk tbh
No being me is 
sorry
i know a song where the plot is just people having a humongous ass, 10 times of that of a latina's
Being u is 
blro
this is not spam, Go and check google if u want to know the real meaning of spam
@maiden mesa shekels you say? Shalom, my friend
How to blunder pawn?
shalom
I actually think it was 7 million.
It is considered spam here

And spam is when u are saying a message but in many lines altogether but this has slowmode so no one can spam got it now?
We do not care


Agreed
whatever
u dont need to the mods will
How I watch the board hoping my opponent didn't notice that I dropped my queen into a diagonal controlled by a bishop that didn't even exist two moves ago
wanna play?
Ok mini mod
nt right now in like 30 mins
I thought I was so cool with my 38 in human benchmark sequence memory with my top 0.2%, then I found out that the world record is 129

ok whatever guys stop arguing
Skill issue
That guy is the 0.1%
Hi mam/sir can u pls change ur username in this server. It kinda looks bad
exactly
who wantss to play (rating 500 btw)
otherwise it's ur choice
why are u like this
I’ll play I’m only 900
i will but in 30 mins leme study im a nerd aaaaaaaaaa
Why do u care
Sup las
Now I am 1000-1199
Nice
exactly
jee/neet aspirant ???
I won't play blitz until I am 1400 rapid
probably cos u suck
I'll play only with my frnds
How do i grandmaster
Gg
Sorry I don’t sit and play chess all day
bruh no
@wanton sorrel play me
send link
Nerd
why do i fall asleep in rapid
i said not right now
😂
@rough dome play me
no father? 
Send challenge

Ig chess should now have a higher term than a grandmaster
bcz Many people will become grandmaster in future
Wait a min
anyone here likes k-pop?
Back!@grim edge
I was born without a father
most people consider 2700+ fides to be super gms
but yeah it's not a title yet ig
what? why would that affect things
U mean 🏳️🌈 ?
nothing
???
10y/o stfu
@rough dome
Jk bruh
sooooo anyone likes kpop or not?
@rough dome @rough dome
it's not a Indian server(Indian boys hate k-pop for literally no reason(I'm from India) )
do they
anyone have a gpu and can help me test out a chess engine?
Ong i dont know you were indian
Yea
I sent u a çhallenge
Not all of them
whatever;-;

hi
.....
e
anyone play ches with me?
nah no one
I don't really watch k-pop stuff but I think psy makes cool music 
dont speak for everyone, you can express ur own opinion instead of generalizing it
xD jk ik
literally nick fury
Bts,fifty fifty blackpink also
ooh ic
I gave a second chance to _________
ur mom
💀
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
e
f
anyone ches
u should probably ask chess talk
Sure
lc or cc
Cc
i won yayy @sudden plover
lemme send linK
It’s 3am and was my first game
okkk
3am chesshits diff
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Man i aint a weeb but yoasabi songs are cool af dawg

Anyone available for coaching? I have an OTB tournament tomorrow
Fr
@sudden plover join
I did
and it works perfectly
I am gonna watch Oki no ka or whatever or its called just because of the song
Yea also downloaded a chess app on Android TV onces
Oshi no ko
and i'm using discord on an android tv rn
anyonw wanna play chess (rating 600 btw)
Rip
Only 50% have inner dialogue???
cries
Me toh ladko ko ladwata hu :)) ladkiya se school me
mainly bts
Yea 
he means he makes boys fight with girl in his school
Waah

your one of those army ppl or wot
Nah I'm not
imagine simping
Imagine hating someone for no reason

sanji
cooking with sanji
💀
whos milk is it gonna be 💀
How should I study middle games?
study your portion kitna backlog hai
u have to know your opening really well first
u need to make plans
do u tho
immediately jump out of opening and enter midgame
the middle game stems from the opening
just survive with an equal position
u need to have a plan and not just mindlessly make moves
@sudden plover ggs..
Ggs
how did u miss rhat
U study alot??
coach callled my rook sacrifice a curious luh move 😭
I don’t know my brain isn’t functioning
hoi
hello
send link
;-;
@graceful lintel
anyone knows on how to talk in call
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Come at dm
Yea?
With nose
or call in the voice chats
lame ass answer
Guys, what separates a 1200 rated player on chess.com from a 1400 rated player?
People have told me that this switch is a big difference but can somebody tell me what it is
hmm
its just that u went 200 elo more
thats it
someone wanna play?
What did you thought that I will say
And guys why am I stuck at 232???
1400 is the level where people start forming basic plans instead of playing random moves hoping their opponents blunder
I mean, at 1200 this is kind of what I do. Like I do think maybe 1 or 2 moves ahead but I don't have any long term plan
Usually I win becuase my opponent blunders
pls someone tell
you need a long term plan, those 1 or 2 move short term plans should build toward your long term plan
Because your board vision is not good
this is why
I won't
😦
Ggs
200
You need to sharpen your board vision. You will most likely miss any chance to get a winning fork, pin, check, or anything else.
You need tactics
mmm
most chess games are decided by tactics but a stronger player would know how to better create tactical chances through a plan
how? i dont have chess specs
Improve ur vision and learn some openings do alot of puzzles and basic endgame concepts
look out for free pieces, they're everywhere
You need to do the puzzles on lichess, Learn opening principles, do blunder checks and more
And all 100 opening theory
but i dont have brain
You do. You just need to develop it
nah i dont have
yes
understandable
can I play with u?
Ok
You currently don't have much skill because you probably did not make any effort to develop it
anyone wanna bullet im 900
i dont have a brainnnnnn do not u understand
neither do i
You do buddy. Everybody starts at these low ratings and gets better

i started of 900 and better than everyone
;-; bruhhhhhhhhhhh i said i dont hv do not u understand
What do u mean
chess doesn't require brainpower
;-;
i play on 100% intuition
I started at 1000

xd
skill issue
Ur stuck at 900 for 3 years?💀
You are under 1399
no
and be 800 at 2023
Yes
idk why it showsthat rating im 900
Rapid
im stuck at 232 for more than 6 yrs
i prolly have 2-3 blitz games
in Jan 2023 im just 500 :))
We can see ur acc 🥹
@graceful lintel U play me rapid
im barely 4 digits
618* blitz games
And almost 3k overall games
Where did u got your profile picture from
Breathe air
that is all fake
i hit 3 digits a few weeks ago
Bruh its ur acc
Gg
gigachad2022
F
It's ur isn't it?

why is that acc linked.
@wanton sorrel
its my brothers mine is whis_1
yh?
Play me
google chess hub
nh not right now
🥹👍
Anyone wanna play
whats your lvl
What's his fide id
help
elo*
Level 1
Ye?
not telling
i meant elo 💀 (im dum)
What's his ip address
bruh
finally got trusted
What's his elo
2434
nothing my internet is down
Dumb+est=dumbest

Dum+best=dumbest

nh not tellin
cap
Cap fr

im the best 600 elo player 
🤯
...
Now u also have no brain

I am best 100 elo player
guys
i should be 2434
But you aren't
Almost GM
now i again gtg gotta study again bb for 22 mins bb
My friends say that GM is gndmaster
Teach me senpai 💀
be good at chess
Gam mare gam mere senpai
💀
Teach me
Helped me alot
i dont understand shit
blud just watch gotham chess or smth
as if u cant tell i dont watch anime
Sukuna said this
..................................................
who tf is that
Gambare tha wo
Puzzles are so hardd
oh
Mb 🥹
Character of jjk
don't mess with me nagatoro*
hi
Who is nagatoro
How's it going jovels
What is jovels
?

Google 🥹


Nothing
Bta
Google it
Btaaa


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