💬〡general-off-topic

[bright prairie]

Sexy

[peak plank]

No time to play chess anymore sadly
Very busy moment

[polar trench]

1300 down from 1800 how

[indigo jetty]

Summer do be ending

[bright prairie]

I want this. I will get this one day

[lapis brook]

Why do you play chess

[hard gyro]

Then don't go around criticising 2000 players

[flat kraken]

give me my summer holiday back :(((

[peak plank]

I've already started classes

[bright prairie]

It's addictive

[peak plank]

2000k!!!!!

[lapis brook]

Who asked

[indigo jetty]

I wish

[hard gyro]

I said what I said

[vital ether]

Every dude on this guys wee wee

[bright prairie]

And not in the same time,

[vital ether]

[peak plank]

This isn't kindergarten.
You don't need to raise your hand to ask.

[vital ether]

U seen mine?

[flat kraken]

everyone saw your OF man

[vital ether]

U wish u hadnt

[mint yew]

See what? 😏

[grim edge]

No

[bright prairie]

/profile

[vital ether]

Dang bro such a banger

[flat kraken]

inappropriate talk mods deploying in T-minus 10 seconds 💀

[peak plank]

D4 nf6 c4 e5!!!!!!

[grim edge]

I don't help kids

[mint yew]

/profle

[bright prairie]

Uh no

[flat kraken]

amazing gambit yes

[mint yew]

/profle

[peak plank]

Y'all chill

[grim edge]

I will learn that line also

[outer kernel]

How hard is it to get 250 ELO in 90 or so days (end of year)

[bright prairie]

Do / and then

[peak plank]

Buddapest gambit!!!!

[indigo jetty]

OhWow woke up and chose violence

[bright prairie]

What's your actual elo

[mint yew]

/andthen

[flat kraken]

it's the banger gang

[peak plank]

Did bro even sleep tho?

[outer kernel]

Around 1250

[grim edge]

I know 3 moves of buddapest

[frail spindle]

ok

[peak plank]

Depends on what rating you are now

[flat kraken]

i know the first move of e4

[peak plank]

The buddapest gambit starts on move 3....

[bright prairie]

In 2 months it's possible if you study and play recently

[outer kernel]

Around 1250

[indigo jetty]

I got a 5 hour flight coming up

[bright prairie]

Frequently*

[grim edge]

Ok '-'

[hard gyro]

Tf are you going to visit, Timbuktu?

[flat kraken]

where is bro going 💀

[grim edge]

Nice

[mossy comet]

description of the chocolate orange

[indigo jetty]

Going back to the UK trenches

[peak plank]

Yk what congratulations for rounding your Elo down it's greatly appreciated

[mossy comet]

Buy it (or steal it.) open it and smash it on the table (like pretty hard)
and then open it and eat the slices

[mint yew]

/profile

[outer kernel]

?

[indigo jetty]

Why you going back

[peak plank]

OhWow, u have a USCG?

[grim edge]

I mean after budhapest starts

[mossy comet]

you will have a mostly chocolate taste with a hint of orange

[peak plank]

F*

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1400 (peak)
Blitz: 934 (937 peak)
Bullet: 586 (610 peak)

[flat kraken]

you still have the chance to take the blue pill and stay wherever you are please do not go to 'murica

[peak plank]

[hard gyro]

Fr

[mint yew]

The feeling of 1400 elo

[maiden mesa]

lmao whats wrong with the us to make you not want to visit there

[flat kraken]

the ohio takeover plan is already at phase gamma you should leave before they start their operation amogus

my insider told me that before losing contact

[indigo jetty]

Come to the UK

[hard gyro]

Such cringe.

[mint yew]

Nope

[flat kraken]

[hard gyro]

Too expensive 🫠

[indigo jetty]

Nah its cheap

[hard gyro]

The plane flight would be expensive.

[mint yew]

Nah it aint, it only 50k+ php

[flat kraken]

come to 72.0114° S, 2.5350° E weather's fine here

[hard gyro]

Someone sponsor my flight, and then I will come.

[hasty iris]

everyone should come to Canada 🇨🇦

[mint yew]

Sponsor? Prob by Chess.com then

[flat kraken]

discount america without the gun update 👎

[polar trench]

syrup eh??

[indigo jetty]

My Canadian science teacher was the worst man child teachers I've ever had

[mint yew]

Ah yes come to the land of white stuff

[flat kraken]

cover me in the white stuff yes

[hasty iris]

5 straight pings is wild

[hard gyro]

London Bridge : ❌
Twin Towers ✅

[hard gyro]

Canada has zero culture.

[echo seal]

[polar trench]

thats what happens when you mention free healthcare haha

[flat kraken]

please don't ban me

[mint yew]

The last one

[indigo jetty]

@ mod

[flat kraken]

ah hell nah 💀

[flat kraken]

what about quebec

[indigo jetty]

How to escape the UK

[mint yew]

Ima drop the white stuff near the UK

[hasty iris]

u have not stepped foot in this country 💀 how would u know?

[hard gyro]

Okay.

Explain Canadian Culture.

[indigo jetty]

Nice people they ssay

[hard gyro]

Except Maple Syrup

[rancid plank]

boo

[hasty iris]

explain indian culture first then i can see what format u are looking for

[mossy comet]

Should i go to norway so i can say hi to magnus

[polar trench]

yes

[flat kraken]

bro parried perfectly

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Charles A. Vernon (charlesavernon)

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Rapid: 926 (944 peak)
Blitz: 867 (903 peak)
Bullet: 742 (753 peak)

[hasty iris]

not even, i just want to know what he wants to hear like food culture? sports culture? media culture? music culture?

[hard gyro]

Diversity in culture and weather.
We have unique festivals, and we have a specific genre for our dishes.
We have clothes which are specifically worn in some/all parts of India.

[mossy comet]

can i say hi to viprin too

[polar trench]

who

[maiden mesa]

damn, im on a roll today, pretty surprising considering how i was so miserable after losing an OTB game in my tourney today

[mossy comet]

viprin

[indigo jetty]

The reactions tho

[hasty iris]

yall went crazy with them lol

[hard gyro]

Fr

[mossy comet]

tip number 9 from magnus carlsen 😐
tip number 10 from magnus carlsen 🗿

[hard gyro]

Also, yes.

What's in Canada that's not in Australia, UK and USA

[mint yew]

Canadian culture is a rich and diverse tapestry woven together by the influences of its Indigenous peoples, immigrants, and historical events. This multicultural mosaic is characterized by its commitment to inclusivity, respect for diversity, and national identity.

The Indigenous people, including First Nations, Inuit, and Métis, form an integral part of Canadian culture. Their traditions, languages, art, and spiritual practices have significantly impacted the nation's ethos. The Truth and Reconciliation Commission's efforts have further emphasized the importance of acknowledging and preserving Indigenous heritage.

Canada's cultural landscape is further enriched by immigrants from all corners of the world. These diverse groups have brought their languages, cuisines, music, and traditions, creating a vibrant multicultural society. Festivals like Caribana, Diwali, and Chinese New Year showcase the nation's celebration of different cultures.

Hockey stands as an emblematic sport, symbolizing Canadian identity and passion. The arts are also a significant cultural pillar, with icons like Group of Seven painters and authors like Margaret Atwood contributing to the country's creative legacy.

Bilingualism is another key facet, with English and French as official languages. This linguistic duality is upheld through government policies and institutions such as La Francophonie, nurturing both English and French cultures.

Environmental consciousness is deeply ingrained in Canadian culture due to the nation's breathtaking natural landscapes. From the Rockies to the Atlantic shores, Canadians have a strong connection to nature, fostering a commitment to sustainability and conservation.

In conclusion, Canadian culture thrives on its diversity, inclusivity, Indigenous heritage, multiculturalism, language duality, and reverence for the environment.

I wrote an essay once about canadian culture

[polar trench]

i aint readin allat

[mossy comet]

Ketchup chips

[hard gyro]

ChatGPT

Your point is disregarded.

[mint yew]

Nope its not

[mossy comet]

KETCHUP CHIPS.

[mint yew]

I have an essay copy about that

[mossy comet]

KETCHUP CHIPS.

[mint yew]

Ask my proffesor

[hard gyro]

Indians are born bilinguals, so that's not unique in Canada.

[mossy comet]

K E T C H U P C H I P S .

[mint yew]

Yep but its part of canadian culture

[hard gyro]

India also has a diversity of culture so we celebrate all festivals.

[vital ether]

U like anish

[hard gyro]

So tell me smth unique, bro.

I would love to visit Canada, but I want something unique.

[polar trench]

this sounds like the subplot to the life of pi

[mossy comet]

the quarter that i dropped a few seconds ago:

[hasty iris]

i was replying and my discord crashed lmao

[radiant orbit]

Anyone knows which are new chess .com bots coming?

[hard gyro]

Why would I like Anish?

[vital ether]

Cuz youre indian

[hard gyro]

Anish ain't even born in India

[vital ether]

Wheres he from

[mint yew]

The rockies

[maiden mesa]

neat m3

[hard gyro]

Is that just another mountain range

[hasty iris]

canadian weather is better than any country ive ever been, and i have travelled to over 10 countries

canada's weather hits perfectly every season to what you'd expect from a season

[vital ether]

I meant anand

[hasty iris]

winters have snow and are cold, amazing winter sports culture here, skiing. snowboarding, outdoor skating and of course hockey

summers are perfect 25-35 celsius

June - August

[maiden mesa]

ketchup chips are nasty compared to the german perfection that is paprika chips, seems weird but trust me its incredibly good

[hard gyro]

I appreciate the weather, but I could get snow any day in India with a bit of travelling.

[hard gyro]

Of course I like him.

[vital ether]

Yes

[maiden mesa]

sexism

[polar trench]

racecar

[hard gyro]

Yo Brick

[vital ether]

[maiden mesa]

google it, he said some pretty heinous things in the 90s

[hasty iris]

not many countries can compete with canadian winter sports culture, id like to see u find good ski hills 20 mins by your home

[hard gyro]

Canada may have some of the best weather and all

[vital ether]

Anands hot

[hard gyro]

Would skiing be worth an expensive ass flight to Canada?

[abstract mantle]

@everyone get trolled

[hasty iris]

yes

[abstract mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723890582404988978/781691244153274399/image0.gif

[vital ether]

[hard gyro]

Hmm

But it's so expensive tho. I'll see mate, if I plan on visiting Canada.

[maiden mesa]

nah, that's the US. there's so many different regions that you can pretty much find any ecosystem and weather you want at any given time

[flint fox]

BRO I ORDERED FOR A KITKAT NOT A CATCAT

[maiden mesa]

canada is just...cold

[indigo jetty]

<@&745328830649991179> advertising

[last verge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[flint fox]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hasty iris]

watch this video from a recent flight i was on. it's the security video but the footage is all canadian landmarks

https://youtu.be/E_7HwX-C6ws

[indigo jetty]

I'm too fast

[maiden mesa]

my guy, they WANT you to visit canada, this is gonna be one of the most biased sources you can find

[hasty iris]

no but ive flown on so many airlines and have never seen a video this good

[maiden mesa]

ok so they're probably compensating

[hasty iris]

TRUE

nah jk air canada is actually pretty good but sometimes toronto airport is trash

especially during covid

[strange skiff]

no server invites pls

[maiden mesa]

i mean, switzerland doesnt have to try to make incredible looking videos since their country is naturally beautiful

[hard gyro]

Hi Anitta

[flint fox]

Rosen trap

[hard gyro]

How are you doing?

[vital ether]

Nooo not her

[hasty iris]

reality is canada has an unfair advantage, the country is so big that u can get so many more beautiful places

[vital ether]

Im kidding

[strange skiff]

all good hope you are too 🙂 @hard gyro

[hard gyro]

Eh, managing lol.

[strange skiff]

based

[vital ether]

...

[maiden mesa]

if thats the advantage then the US is better in that regard, they're almost equivalent in size but the US has many more ecosystems and sights than "cold"

[strange skiff]

see yall lmfao i gotta sleep

[hard gyro]

Gn Anitta

[hasty iris]

cold?

[lapis brook]

No

[vital ether]

Yea u better tell her that

[maiden mesa]

yes, theres a reason most of you live at the border

[hard gyro]

Russia :

[hasty iris]

does the world really think canada is frozen solid yearly or what

[hard gyro]

No, just Greenland.

[maiden mesa]

yeah russia sucks

[maiden mesa]

i mean, most of it kinda is, except towards the border which is why 85% of you live within 100 miles of it

[flint fox]

wait what

[hard gyro]

Failed troll ping.

[flint fox]

Fr

Is that illegal

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1268 (peak)
Blitz: 671 (886 peak)
Bullet: 655 (782 peak)

[lapis brook]

Ye

[maiden mesa]

raised my peak by 13 elo today alone, not bad

[lapis brook]

<@&745328830649991179>

[flint fox]

Rechecking that

[vital ether]

Wait so why that mod try to send me to the youtube notification

[hard gyro]

I don't think so.

[hard gyro]

It ain't even illegal, bruv

[maiden mesa]

about an hour ago i was 1245, now im 1268. w growth lmao

[hasty iris]

what do u consider the border lol? our country slants down towards the right, also a massive bay right in the middle of it cant exactly live on water

[lapis brook]

I do not care.

[frosty fable]

LMAO

[peak plank]

About a week ago I was 2096

Now I'm not even 2k

[flint fox]

Imagine chess.com making an actual sticker for troll ping

[indigo jetty]

Russia is good wym

[frosty fable]

@polar trench what's going on in that server?

[hard gyro]

So you know that that wasn't a rulebreak, yet you ping mods.

[indigo jetty]

Аано ен щщьиакнайп ингредиенты нлиегдораеги кйй2еншш ннапр

[flint fox]

That's illegal

[lapis brook]

Stfu

[abstract mantle]

@everyone please do not post when you are going to go ajsld;fj

[peak plank]

English only, chat

[hard gyro]

You know that THAT'S illegal.

[indigo jetty]

Why?

[flint fox]

Use google translate

[peak plank]

Because it's hard to moderate other languages

[frosty fable]

Хорошо.

[peak plank]

It's a rule in this server

[hard gyro]

Mods will find it difficult to moderate all languages

[maiden mesa]

1. dreadful government 2. cold almost entirely 3. food sucks

[vital ether]

How do i get my role to 1000 if i already hit it

[lapis brook]

Mods are from all over the world

[indigo jetty]

FOOD IS AMAZING

[lapis brook]

So they know lots of languages

[peak plank]

It doesn't go off peak elo

[frosty fable]

Russians are*

[maiden mesa]

its just more bland balkan food

[lapis brook]

Even if they don't know they can learn

[hard gyro]

...there are 200+ countries and barely 11 mods.

[vital ether]

Whatchu mean

[maiden mesa]

u gotta be above 999 to get the role, if you go down you lose it

[peak plank]

Ur peak is 1000. You currently are not 1000

[hard gyro]

You can go ahead and learn English to keep it English-only then, bozo.

[lapis brook]

Do you want it get hired? Not me

[tropic plaza]

Youre actually back

[vital ether]

Im 1007

[vital ether]

O thats another account

[indigo jetty]

Only a gm coach?

[flint fox]

"I play c4 instead of e4 so no"

[hard gyro]

The fact that you're speaking in perfect English yet complaining about English-only restriction is so funny.

[vital ether]

How do i switch account

[tropic plaza]

Learn what opening he use and try to counter it

[peak plank]

He has a 70% winrate across the board

[hard gyro]

Did you get approval for an alt account?

[hasty iris]

first get banned for having an alt

[indigo jetty]

That's shit

[flint fox]

Not rlly

[vital ether]

?

[peak plank]

Is your alt approved?

[plain zealot]

What's up dang

[vital ether]

No

[tropic plaza]

Just learn his openings, dont mind his achievements thats gonna get into you, just learn and do your best

[vital ether]

I just made one

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Unauthorised alt account.

[hasty iris]

@ server mod bor has an alt not approved ban him

wait he actually pinged the mods 💀

[frosty fable]

See, you even know where the grammatical mistake is in your sentence.

[plain zealot]

Too many new account cheaters in Rapid lol

[vital ether]

?

[hard gyro]

Eh.

[hasty iris]

better delete it quick before mods find out

[vital ether]

O

[hasty iris]

bro actually pinged the mods that's hilarious

[indigo jetty]

@peak plank have you done their opening tree?

[vital ether]

I actually have 3

[flint fox]

THAT'S NOT ME

[vital ether]

I have another thats in 1071

[frosty fable]

Ooh, mb

[tropic plaza]

He has 3 days to prep

[hard gyro]

@hasty iris lmao

[peak plank]

Yeah. He plays ruy

[flint fox]

That was notinvisible_

[frosty fable]

Bro's exposing himself 😭😭😭😭

[tropic plaza]

Usually prepping for a chess tournament needs a month or more but he has 3

[vital ether]

I didnt know it was a big thing

To have alt accounts

[tropic plaza]

Play something solid like the berlin, or archangel

[hasty iris]

yeah cause smurfing is not good and ruins the rating ladder

[flint fox]

||--○●○ kebab||

[peak plank]

Actually, my opponent drops a lot of winrate against the caro

[vital ether]

Im not smurfing tho

[tropic plaza]

Do your best to slowly open the position but dont rush

[peak plank]

He plays two knights attack with qe2

[vital ether]

😦

[indigo jetty]

@peak plank how did u even find his account?

[toxic valley]

Someone is giving free wins

[hasty iris]

u are making new accounts, and if u play rated games, u are taking/losing rating. it influences the ladder

but doesnt change the playerbase, u see how thats an issue?

[flint fox]

Sandbagger?

[vital ether]

Yes

[peak plank]

I looked up his real name and apparently he made a blog post with that cc account that has his name on it ahahha

[vital ether]

So what do i do

[hasty iris]

delete them

[vital ether]

Ok

[hasty iris]

and then after, u can apply for a 2nd approved account

there is an online form for it

[indigo jetty]

Lmaoo I use that technique as well just search up their real namr and put chess in front of their name

[hasty iris]

https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts#:~:text=YES%2C Chess.com now allows,this is still considered cheating.

[toxic valley]

What does even that means

[elfin fiber]

Hey is literally any asdfmovie clip allowed here

[hard gyro]

Losing rating on purpose.

[dusky herald]

anyone want to play blitz/rapid unrated?

[toxic valley]

There's no way to detect sandbagger but suspicious somehow

[elfin fiber]

Random clip I made using asdfmovie stuff

[tight gull]

how do i link my account?

for chess.com

[frosty fable]

Why does your name translate to "ariseukinchung U" 💀

[hasty iris]

you already did

[tight gull]

💀

[hard gyro]

If they ain't NSFW or have racist/sexist comments.

[tight gull]

idk how

but whatever we take it

[hasty iris]

longest username i have ever seen

[tight gull]

lol

don't mind the 800 point drop

[hard gyro]

I have seen longer

[hasty iris]

how did u drop from 1600 to 889 btw

[tight gull]

took long break

[hard gyro]

Usernames, I mean.

[tight gull]

came back after covid

[hasty iris]

oh

[tight gull]

lost a ton of elo

[hard gyro]

889 from 1636, ouch.

[tight gull]

we grinding back

[robust elk]

hi\

[frosty fable]

Are you sure?

[hard gyro]

Positive.

Not within Chess.com tho

[hard gyro]

Hi\

[frosty fable]

Hi, señor.

[vital ether]

Where do i delete the account

[hard gyro]

Got confused for a sec lmao

Reminder that this exists.

[grim edge]

Hello, I was wondering if anybody could give me chess advice for my very specific situation. Yesterday I was sneakily playing chesscom at Grandpa Eugene's obituary, but I got caught when I lost my game and yelled "Oopsy daisy" out loud. In the opening, my opponent played a London system. However, I never know what to do against the opening and just develop mindlessly. I noticed my opening against the London is really passive. What is the critical way to play against the London to apply as much pressure as possible?

[hasty iris]

acount settings

[frosty fable]

Is this good?

[hasty iris]

[tight gull]

explain the first part of this

please

[hard gyro]

You just want to know a way to counter London?

[vital ether]

Shows this

[grim edge]

Well not only that, but I also do not want to be banned from obituaries again

So yes we can start off with the London

[frosty fable]

Bro just leaked his mail

[indigo jetty]

Bro just leaked his email

[hard gyro]

As a former No.1 Player in CODM, I approve.

No srsly, me and my friends were no.1 in the very first season of CODM. Then we fell off after taking a year long break.

Bro just leaked his email.

[hasty iris]

@vital etherfirst tell me your mothers maiden name, first pet name, bank account number, and street you grew up on

[fleet stag]

I....stalemated...with a queen and king

[hard gyro]

I know it sounds fake but yeah, it's tru

[frosty fable]

Congrats!

[vital ether]

Whatever how do i delete it

[frosty fable]

& welcome to the Blunder Gang!

[hasty iris]

go to membership then manage account

[fleet stag]

Thank you :DD

[hard gyro]

You don't believe me, do you lmao?

[frosty fable]

I mean

[hard gyro]

You don't

I wish I could prove it but yeah.

[frosty fable]

Yo, Diamond

[vital ether]

Im on my phone

[hard gyro]

They should have kept logs of all the World No.1s somewhere.

[hasty iris]

ngl i say this as a completely unbiased person, diamond is kinda useless 💀

[frosty fable]

Maybe there is!!

[hard gyro]

Let me check, hold on

[hasty iris]

i support chess.com though but fr i dont use any features other than puzzles but i can always play puzzles on lichess

[twilit igloo]

the amount of study resources u get with diamond + unlimited puzzles, its not useless lol

[hasty iris]

but lichess studies are free

[frosty fable]

Just need to hack into cod's data server & find out!

[hard gyro]

Nope, no luck

Whatever, believe what you want to.

[twilit igloo]

true lichess is a little bit unproffesional tho, IMHO.

[hasty iris]

dont get me wrong, i play way more on chess.com but im saying the diamond features are mostly useless for me

[hasty iris]

HUH?

how lol

[hard gyro]

I think he means ancient

[hasty iris]

they are so professional

more than chesscom

[twilit igloo]

i just dont like the way their app/site is setup, UI looks so messy

[hard gyro]

It's ancient, you mean.

[hard gyro]

Also, true. They could make it better.

[twilit igloo]

exactly. thats a more precise way of saying it.

[grim edge]

Last week I was illegally jaywalking and got arrested for a warrant and got in jail for 5 years. When I was in the prison shower, I slipped and fell unconscious and then had a dream where I remembered my chess game from 1964 where my opponent played the caro khan. So my question is, what is the main difference between playing the Caro compared to playing the french?

[hard gyro]

Someone, motivate me to go to College.

[hasty iris]

let me give u an example, just 2 days ago, chess.com made an API change that screwed up everyone's apps. took a mod a whole day to find what changed and by the time he told us, we had already all changed our code.

lichess: i found a problem with the API, Thibault (owner and founder) changed it within 12 hours. with superb clarity and professional github procedure

[grim edge]

If someone could help with my question, i would really appreciate it

[hasty iris]

and now the change is live on lichess api, this is true professionalism

chesscom devs dont care at all, poor mod is trying to do his best to run a 10k member developer club by himself

[vital ether]

Can i delete it if im on my phone cuz its getting late

[hasty iris]

bruh how do i know...

[hard gyro]

Delete the API?

[hasty iris]

i never tried to delete my account lol

[twilit igloo]

chess.com has much larger issues than lichess, because its much more vast (in terms of users and UI) than lichess, so gradually there will arise bigger problems

[frosty fable]

Pre-moving at its finest.

[hard gyro]

I mean, if you're dedicated to hating APIs, then sure, try.

[hasty iris]

management problems are not based on how big the userbase is. they seriously lack in these areas

10k people in this club, only 1 mod trying to run everything

huge management issue here

[twilit igloo]

if what your saying is right, then yeah you do have a valid point.

[hard gyro]

You're*

[twilit igloo]

right, my bad 😅

[grim edge]

if chesscom has trouble with management because its only 1 mod, why cant that 1 mod just say "hey every body dont do any bad stuff" and it would all be good?

[hard gyro]

No issues 😃

[twilit igloo]

what ☠️

[hard gyro]

Sounds like the analogy of an innocent 6 year old kid.

[hasty iris]

i feel bad for that one mod because he takes all the heat for everything that goes wrong

[plain zealot]

This is the reasn I don't do drgs

[hasty iris]

the passive aggressiveness is too funny

Ok Martin I concede!

[frail spindle]

when you’re not actually premoving anything

[frosty fable]

🤫

[frail spindle]

lmao

[hard gyro]

I too, pre-move my pawn to a2

[plain zealot]

I premove my opening lol

[hard gyro]

One check is all it takes.

[plain zealot]

facts

[frail spindle]

why are you doing that at 1800 tho

[plain zealot]

Cos im lazy to think sometimes

[frail spindle]

around 1000 would make sense bc they dont play that many opening traps

[frosty fable]

What opening

[frail spindle]

but premoving your opening at 1800 is crazy

[plain zealot]

London

[frosty fable]

Ban this kid

[grim edge]

Isnt premoving cheating because if you move, before your chess can move, would it be bad for the environment because when you premove it builds up energy?

[frail spindle]

fr

[frosty fable]

RIGHT NOW

[hard gyro]

No wonder he premoves the opening.

[hasty iris]

yes

[plain zealot]

lol

[grim edge]

😱😱😱

[hard gyro]

Never speak ever again.

[frail spindle]

london is for botez subs

[frosty fable]

Which Botez

[frail spindle]

andrea obv

[hard gyro]

Both are equally shit.

[frail spindle]

lmao

[frosty fable]

Fair enough.

[indigo jetty]

You can't talk when they are better than you

[frosty fable]

Also, where's the Luke | Not Luke guy? 💀

[hard gyro]

They are like the next Pokimane, mate.

[grim edge]

I dont get why people hate the london opening because when people playing the london, it builds up the energy. And when you build up energy, you can save the energy for later when you really need it. Instead of wasting the energy

[hard gyro]

Average Botez Sub :

[frail spindle]

i feel like i can beat andrea

[indigo jetty]

Still better than you, mate

[hard gyro]

You actually are the epitome of Patrick Star, aren't you?

[grim edge]

Its not good to make jokes about that topic because people actually died in that submarine

[frail spindle]

what

[grim edge]

Dont joke about the sub

[frail spindle]

oh

[hard gyro]

How much drugs does this guy fcking do?

[frail spindle]

smh

[polar trench]

ches

[hard gyro]

Sub : Subscriber

[plain zealot]

lol

[hard gyro]

I hate you.

[frail spindle]

that not premoving

[grim edge]

I dont want to subscribe to your youtube channel, sorry

[frail spindle]

anish pog

[grim edge]

Omgg alireza!!

[frail spindle]

this man should be arrested

[hasty iris]

this man should be given his own circus cause he is the master clown

[hard gyro]

Capital punishment ffs

[frail spindle]

fr

[grim edge]

How did the cat talk to me ??

The cat type that?

[hard gyro]

Sleep in the shower 🚿

[grim edge]

No i cant do that because my brother need to use the shower too

Im not greedy

[frail spindle]

this guy bro

lmao

[hard gyro]

He is like the next Pratham ffs

[toxic valley]

Is buying diamond rank worth

[grim edge]

U are going to propose?

[hard gyro]

Man's straight up buying ranks @hasty iris

[grim edge]

You can buy diamond if u want, its your choice

[plain zealot]

Yea but gifting it to me is more worth it

[frail spindle]

depends how active you’re gonna be on chess.com

[hard gyro]

I think that's the first normal sentence you've said in years.

[grim edge]

Thats actually alot because 30 percent plus 50 percent is 80 percent

[viscid jacinth]

bruh?

[hard gyro]

Troll.

[frosty fable]

Not to brag or anything but it's actually 28-41% & I'm one of them.

[viscid jacinth]

Its google and which one are you

[plain zealot]

Dang I cant stream chess for months cos my obs is crashing

[frail spindle]

how i focus on chess but am thinking about food at the same time

[frosty fable]

I invented Google & it's malfunctioning rn.

[hard gyro]

Eat the board.

[grim edge]

If you cant stream chess for months, you can instead stream for 30 minutes

👍

[frail spindle]

every now and then i just walk to my kitchen in the middle of a game

[viscid jacinth]

I can only think of images when i close my eyes

[frail spindle]

dont ask

[viscid jacinth]

thats why i cant play blind on mobile that good

[frosty fable]

What's in the fridge

[grim edge]

Can somebody explain to me why the first moves of the chess game is called the opening if nothing got opened?

The pieces are just moving

[viscid jacinth]

because you are opening the game

[frosty fable]

Someone TO this man.

[grim edge]

No the pieces are just moving

[frosty fable]

Yes. The "pieces" are moving but the """"game"""" is opening.

[vital ether]

@hasty iris i closed my account so after that how do i put my other account on this disc

[grim edge]

If i have peanut butter in a jar, and i get the peanut butter out, then i am opening the jar

[grim edge]

No the game is starting

[frosty fable]

Den Mund halten

[viscid jacinth]

Sometimes some things are not to be asked, for example why is bacon cooked and cookies baked?

[plain zealot]

Is there a way to open my account from 2 years ago without having my gmail? Cos I forgot the password lol

[grim edge]

How the game opening if we always see the game

[viscid jacinth]

Go 500 years back and ask them not us

[grim edge]

You could try every password that exists

[viscid jacinth]

Just click forget password

[plain zealot]

The Human Verification will prob stop me

[plain zealot]

I dont have my gmail + I alr contact support

[grim edge]

I got banned from gmail

[frosty fable]

Oooh, a blocked word

[grim edge]

Im not allowed to use it

[frosty fable]

N🧊

[viscid jacinth]

Without gmail many people can just get any account without any effort

[toxic valley]

How do I buy only queen pieces in real life instead of full set

[viscid jacinth]

So no u cannot get your account without gmail

[vital ether]

I closed my account how do i install another one on this disc

[grim edge]

You can ask somebody

[plain zealot]

dang as far as I remember I alr have 1.7k elo on dat acc

[viscid jacinth]

NO THAT EMOJI WAS SO COOL

SEND ME IN DMS

[frosty fable]

Buy queen pieces.

[viscid jacinth]

You can just choose advanced when u create a new account

Aight thanks

I copied it

[frosty fable]

cool

[dreamy siren]

It's not a free knight it's a known opening line because of fxe5 Qh5+ but you shouldn't care about brilliant moves anyways they misrepresent true brilliant chess all the time.

[plain zealot]

I always start at beginner mode so I can have a good winstreak

[viscid jacinth]

do you want to start from 1600

[plain zealot]

Nah

[viscid jacinth]

to not waste your time

It will take you like 1 or 2 months to get back to 1600

You do know that

right?

[dreamy siren]

You shouldn't care brilliants are just a marketing scheme doesn't represent true brilliant chess consistently at all

[viscid jacinth]

Experience

[maiden mesa]

lmao this was initially a max lange vienna but he took my knight and then didnt see the scholars mate threat

[plain zealot]

It took me almost 2 months to get 1.7k lol

dang I hate cheaters in rapid

[viscid jacinth]

you need to win 10 matches on average to win like 100 elo

[grim edge]

How come if you make a bad move, its a blunder which is red , but if you make a really good move, its a brilliant which is blue ?

How this mean the chesscom devs are Crips and not Blood

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-hip-hop-west-coast-crips-gif-24898891

[viscid jacinth]

Red is for danger

Blue is cool

[plain zealot]

lol

[grim edge]

That doesnt make sense because apples and strawberries are red and tomatoes

Where is the danger when you eat a tomato

[viscid jacinth]

Thats why we punch them

[maiden mesa]

god dude dont mention brilliants when starkysharky is online

[viscid jacinth]

Wait you dont punch apple strawberries and tomatoes????

[maiden mesa]

unless you wanna get chewed out

[hasty iris]

u need to disconnect /disconnect. if it doesnt work then send an email to support

[radiant frost]

How to import pgn file to chess.com

[dreamy siren]

All meaningless nonsense shouldn't care at all those move labels are meaningless

[maiden mesa]

i mean, i dont know if id go that far

[viscid jacinth]

Who tf is this new andrew tate

[maiden mesa]

hanging your queen for no gain is definitely a blunder and chesscom will certainly mark it as such

[dreamy siren]

Dude I'm trying to help people that's all

[radiant frost]

Top G

[dreamy siren]

And I've also seen blatant queen hangs get called good lol

[maiden mesa]

yeah but you kinda go...overboard with it, almost all your comments have been about how useless brilliants are

[maiden mesa]

well thats usually cause they were already in a dead lost position

[frosty fable]

The apple from 1666 was a threat to humanity.

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah i dont agree with that guy whatsoever

[radiant frost]

How to import pgn to chess.com

[maiden mesa]

paste it

[radiant frost]

Someone help me with this

[maiden mesa]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/87197966915?tab=review nonsensical game

[worn ice]

Linguini_Gang (1269) vs. nikhilguli120 (1043)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nd4 4. Nf3 Nxf3+ 5. Qxf3 d6 6. [Qxf7#] 

[radiant frost]

How?

[maiden mesa]

mind your own business

[radiant frost]

Broo

I am just asking for help

[plain zealot]

Just use a command block and itll help u

[viscid jacinth]

What

[radiant frost]

No pls don't troll

[dreamy siren]

Cause I feel like the way they setup the algorithm is dirty, ruthless, and deceptive. It's got to be one of the coldest, and most careless (about other people) marketing schemes I've ever seen.

[maiden mesa]

building

[grim edge]

Yes chesscom gave me a blue move. Is there any way to stop getting blue moves because I dont like the color blue. The reason for this is i dont like to drink water

[maiden mesa]

honestly its not that deep, if somebody wants to get enjoyment out of seeing a brilliant then so what? if they wanna improve eventually they'll realize it doesn't mean anything

[dreamy siren]

Hahaha just don't make 2 move basic calculations that happen to involve sacrifices

[radiant frost]

@viscid jacinth do you know how to analyse a game from pgn on chess.com

[dreamy siren]

Nobody's source of enjoyment should be lies

[viscid jacinth]

i actually dont know thats why i didnt tried to help

[torpid lintel]

App or web?

[radiant frost]

App

[maiden mesa]

me when movies:
me when pro wrestling:
me when fiction:

[radiant frost]

Oh no problem

[plain zealot]

Club Members are usin Notes to chat lol

[viscid jacinth]

Damn this looks kinda rude lmao

[latent pebble]

Click the learn section

[radiant frost]

Mohit Bhai batado

[grim edge]

DO NOT WATCH HARRY POTTER

[dreamy siren]

Those don't count as lies if the people who made them aren't claiming them to be true and admit their scripted stuff

[grim edge]

ITS NOT REAL

[frosty fable]

English.

[latent pebble]

go to analysis, paste pgn and click game review

[torpid lintel]

Go in learn- analysis you will find it there!

[dreamy siren]

Difference is the author of harry potter isn't claiming it to be true

[plain zealot]

Yall if u want to review ur game dm me da link

[latent pebble]

You’re from India as well

[grim edge]

Wait it isnt true?

[frosty fable]

Says who?

[grim edge]

How do you know its not true?

[latent pebble]

Says me

[viscid jacinth]

a person will focus harder what the brilliant was if he didnt found the sequence or feel good about how they found a good move which was hard to find

[radiant frost]

He knows Hindi and btw it is just that message

[dreamy siren]

Lol, point is though it doesn't count as a lie since they aren't claiming it to be true

[frosty fable]

& what made u come to that conclusion?

[torpid lintel]

But yah still keep it English :)

[grim edge]

Harry potter is based off a real story, how did you not know that? @dreamy siren

[radiant frost]

Oh thank u

[grim edge]

It actually happened

[frosty fable]

Real

[viscid jacinth]

As a broom i can confirm that it did happen

[latent pebble]

Factual evidence entailing said claim

[grim edge]

The reason why there arent anymore flying brooms is because of issac newton

He invented gravity

[winged zealot]

Hey um could you guys help me with a friend? He wants to get better at chess 😅 please dm for example or help because he wants to get better he even vented about it ??? Haha?-

[dreamy siren]

Majority aren't hard to find majrity are 2 or 3 move basic calculations that happened to find a sacrifice. Chesscom wants people to be brainwashed into thinking their hard enough to find to justify brilliant to describe them but it's all a dishonest marketing scheme

[viscid jacinth]

I hate him to this day, why did he felt the need to invent gravity

[frosty fable]

Fair enough.

[frosty fable]

I blame the apple tbh.

[plain zealot]

Dang drugs really did affect u alot

[maiden mesa]

learn the gambit

[viscid jacinth]

Calculations are not that hard to do, its harder to find moves that look stupid but are actually very good and the moves which look abnormal

[dreamy siren]

Man got out of the kitchen real quick. It was getting hot!

[maiden mesa]

what?

[dreamy siren]

And chess.com brilliant algorithm doesn't represent that consistently at all

[viscid jacinth]

If you calculate 5 moves further and all the moves are just basic its easier to do that find a queen sac with 2 more moves leading to mate

[frosty fable]

Just tell him to focus on openings at first

[torpid lintel]

Hello! Ask your friend to join this server!
If you or he/she connect your friend can get access to #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk others can give nice advice related to improvement at chess!
Also /puzzle here #🧩〡daily-puzzle

[maiden mesa]

what on earth do you mean by this genuinely

[torpid lintel]

But yes #1040028251965358121

[winged zealot]

Alright

[viscid jacinth]

Because chess.com is using a bot to do that, you cannot expect everything to work flawlessly everytime

[grim edge]

I think the solution to this is we should all go on a strike and not make brilliant moves anymore. We should also not make great/good/best moves either. We should aim for only mistakes, inaccuracies, or blunders. So that way, chesscom will run out of energy for brilliant moves and not have them anymore

[dreamy siren]

My response to your argument that movies, pro wrestling, etc. were lies being a source of enjoyment totally shut your argument down so you ran away. I see what happened.

[viscid jacinth]

A bot does not have any sense of what we find brilliant it have to know that by some code

[dreamy siren]

I didn't say it should be flawless but it rarely ever represents it well. It did it pretty well before they changed it about 2 years ago.

[frosty fable]

< 693 elo players laughing in corner:

[dreamy siren]

strawman

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play

[dreamy siren]

I never said that

[viscid jacinth]

Great moves still are there

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren is this good solution?

[viscid jacinth]

strawman what

[dreamy siren]

No

[dreamy siren]

You were strawmanning me

[grim edge]

What

[tropic plaza]

Imma manhandle you

[grim edge]

Yeah its not cool to strawman people because straws can hurt the turtles

[frosty fable]

Braun Strowman 👍🏻👍🏻

[viscid jacinth]

I am not, you are just saying, "Oh these moves are useless they dont do nothing"

[polar trench]

wyd u up?

[dreamy siren]

You were acting like I said it had to be flawless

[viscid jacinth]

Now if i put a valid argument you just say "Different topic"

[frosty fable]

Yo, what's happening in that server u joined an hour ago

[grim edge]

@viscid jacinth that guy said you use straws when you drink water

He said you strawman

[mossy comet]

g

[polar trench]

idk is weird

[viscid jacinth]

No u didnt i was telling you about how you were saying that they are not consistent

[dreamy siren]

And I never said a bot had a sense of what brilliant meant either

[frosty fable]

I was the one spamming German & got banned 💀

[mossy comet]

hi rahy

[polar trench]

ahhh

[mossy comet]

hi rathburn

[viscid jacinth]

you didnt ask that i told you that to tell you which is it not flawless

[dreamy siren]

I really think any decent person should work hard to expose to every person who believes brilliants on chesscom are worth caring about that they're getting deceived

[viscid jacinth]

"Oh i didnt ask that how dare you tell me a thing"

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren hey man, i dont think its cool to say someone is a strawman because not everybody wants to drink water with a straw. You should respect how everybody drinks water in different ways

[latent pebble]

Sharky how old are you

[tight gull]

bro

the straw is the only way to drink water

[dreamy siren]

Yeah I'm not trying to argue that it should be flawless

[dreamy siren]

None of your business

[viscid jacinth]

As person who drinks from metal chopsticks i can agree

[latent pebble]

That is an age number?

[viscid jacinth]

You are arguing how it is not consistent

[mossy comet]

bro i already got like 1k views on my tiktok video when its only been like uploaded 1 hour ago

[latent pebble]

If I recall correctly, numbers are supposed to have a numerical value

[viscid jacinth]

and it needs to be flawless in order to be consistent

[mossy comet]

My mango is 2 blow up

[viscid jacinth]

Damn nice

[dreamy siren]

But @viscid jacinth the problem is I'd say it's a stretch to say that 5% of the moves it labels brilliant are brilliant in reality with how the algorithm currently is

[mossy comet]

g

[frosty fable]

Bro is from J1407B 💀

[mossy comet]

Nah bruh im from lake chaugaaguagauagayzggH€);$$,$$/!:(‘

[viscid jacinth]

What you find brilliant might not be what other find brilliant

[frosty fable]

Den Mund halten

[graceful lintel]

Mango from Afghanistan

[latent pebble]

You’re not funny

[viscid jacinth]

Also who said that only 5% are actual brilliants

[dreamy siren]

Ok sorry what I'm trying to communicate is that it very rarely represents it properly

[dreamy siren]

It's an educated guess and I'd say 5% is the absolute maximum

The vast majority of them I see are 2 or 3 move basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifice

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren your profile picture says "keep calm and believe in yourself" but what if youre getting eaten by a crocodile? How does your "inspirational" quote help you now?

[viscid jacinth]

Hmm does it happens to be in your account

[graceful lintel]

Thanks for reminder

[dreamy siren]

@viscid jacinth This is the problem... The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all.

[viscid jacinth]

Your name is zj termination but what if zj never existed how will you terminate him then

[grim edge]

I could not do JZ termination as a username because it would have sounded like the rapper Jay z

[viscid jacinth]

do you find those brilliants in your account or are you talking about other people's brilliants

[grim edge]

He stole my initials

[vital ether]

Ever feel being alone makes u better

[thick delta]

P

[random drum]

.

[grim edge]

Yeah when i shower

[frosty fable]

As an introvert, all the time.

[viscid jacinth]

Damn i am the best

[maiden mesa]

god why are my opponents such knuckledraggers today

[grim edge]

I dont like being with people when i do that

[dreamy siren]

Just all of them I've seen and I know that's how the algorithm works cause it's explained on chess.com that that's how it works

[mossy comet]

This video is so inspirational

[grim edge]

You have got to answer this @dreamy siren

[mossy comet]

this motivated me to play chess

[dreamy siren]

Hey a blocked message

[viscid jacinth]

Did you find a brilliant in your account that had a sacrifice and 2-3 moves after that

[mossy comet]

this video saved my life

[latent pebble]

Starky is my brother

[tight gull]

💀 bro what does that mean

[grim edge]

Oh okay

[frosty fable]

carries the same energy

[latent pebble]

We together will prevail against the misinformation dubbed “brilliants”!

[maiden mesa]

like cavemen, idiots

[dreamy siren]

Uhh idk I've seen thousands of them over time though and that's what they tend to be by far

[grim edge]

@mossy comet Is my brother too

Hello brother 👍

[plain zealot]

What is the best opening for black

[nimble niche]

starky, remember this "brilliant" i showed you where I didn't take anything?

[tight gull]

what is white playing?

e4, d4, c4?

[dreamy siren]

Bruh I need to stop talking about brilliants the whole thing makes me so angry how it's been used to brainwash people and how much I think about it is bad for my mental health

[viscid jacinth]

chess.com will make it a brilliant if you are 800 or smth but if you are 2000 it might not make that move brilliant for them

[tight gull]

black has to respond to white

[viscid jacinth]

Brilliant moves also depends on players elo

[dreamy siren]

Oh yeah this rings a bell

[frosty fable]

Kc3

[grim edge]

Okay but like how can you brain wash somebody if the brain is inside your skull. You cant wash it 💯

[dreamy siren]

To deceive ignorant people and emotionally appeal to them cause they want them to buy a membership. Oh man I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about how dirty this is

[tight gull]

anyways

[viscid jacinth]

Why are you alive if you have to die at end anyways

[maiden mesa]

this has to be the most insane response to a knight fork ive ever seen LMFAO

[frosty fable]

I know

[nimble niche]

King to c3

[tight gull]

yk what?

[vital ether]

How do i connect my new account in here

[tight gull]

bro isn't a simp for his woman

[frosty fable]

ChatGPT suggested that I open with Kc3

[tight gull]

classic chatgpt

[viscid jacinth]

What no its because it will be harder for an 800 to find that sacrifice and calculations than a 2000

[tight gull]

why yall overthinking a chess game

[frosty fable]

Aye, is that the Italian?

[viscid jacinth]

They even write "Thats a hard move to find"

[dreamy siren]

But what about moves that aren't sacrifices that are impressive to find

[maiden mesa]

no, vienna

[dreamy siren]

And see...

[maiden mesa]

climbed 34 elo today, considering i play 30 min per side i think thats pretty dang good progress

[viscid jacinth]

They are labelled as great moves

[tight gull]

vienna with no f4?

shame

[mossy comet]

magnus carlsen is my brother

[dreamy siren]

The lower rated being brilliant thing is a side argument @viscid jacinth

[mossy comet]

since hes norwegian and im norwegian

[tight gull]

by this logic

[frosty fable]

No, you're not.

[mossy comet]

i am now gramaestrr

[tight gull]

vishwanathan anand is my brother

[tight gull]

and like a billion other people's brother

[nimble niche]

I remember this better than most of my brilliant moves

[frosty fable]

Leave Anand, Ambani is our brother.

[viscid jacinth]

I am telling you that because you are telling me that a sacrifice and 3 basic calculations are counted as brilliant

[mossy comet]

goodnight

[dreamy siren]

@viscid jacinth This is my main argument that I don't see as debatable at all "The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all."

[tight gull]

nah vidit

[maiden mesa]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87191394047 honestly normally id understand you but, just, you gotta see the game lol

[worn ice]

Linguini_Gang (1253) vs. jockk6 (1248)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 d6 3. Bc4 a6 4. Nf3 h6 5. d4 exd4 6. Nxd4 Nf6 7. Nf3 Bd7 8. e5 dxe5 9. Nxe5 Be7 10. Nxf7 Kf8 11. Nxd8 Bxd8 12. O-O Nc6 13. Nd5 Nxd5 14. Qxd5 

[dreamy siren]

Yeah it's hard for me to find any that aren't basic calculations

[tight gull]

this all looks so dumb

good game tho

[frosty fable]

Can Vidit gift you a 190 crore mansion?

[tight gull]

we take the ez dubs

[tight gull]

gm title >>>>>>>>>>.

[frosty fable]

Bro prefers mental stress over a luxurious life. 💀

[tight gull]

dw its all part of the grand plan

[viscid jacinth]

Ok you are correct

[tight gull]

to make 200 crores

[dreamy siren]

My stress level has skyrocketed I feel it through my whole body. Just thinking about what chesscom has done to brainwash so many poor people. From the emotional appeal to the aesthetically pleasing visuals. These poor people get so bamboozled that they can;t even fathom that the moves aren't actually brilliant 😦

[maiden mesa]

bro prefers 2 letters over a 2 billion dollar house

[grim edge]

imagine using crores

[random drum]

Anyone saw hikaru's latest insta reel 💀

[grim edge]

millions r so much better

[tight gull]

you prob use shekels

[frosty fable]

Imagine using mile

[tight gull]

mile actually kinda based

[grim edge]

km is better

[viscid jacinth]

i dont think poor people buy membership?

[maiden mesa]

well, 2 billion if you're going on a crore of euros

[polar trench]

miles > km lbs < kgs

[frosty fable]

[maiden mesa]

hello

[dreamy siren]

It's mainly the confusion that it causes that upsets me their chess gets hed back

[dreamy siren]

And @viscid jacinth I meant the other definition of poor

[grim edge]

false, its kg for weight km for distance feet for height

[viscid jacinth]

@nimble niche reply to me straight in my eyes you coward

[dreamy siren]

Anyways @viscid jacinth I need to stop talking about this. Bye

[mossy comet]

feet for height

[viscid jacinth]

Cya

[tight gull]

you don't use miles for height?

shame shame

[mossy comet]

kg for weight

[polar trench]

WHAT THE FRICK IS A KILOMETER RAHHH 🦅 🦅 ‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯

[viscid jacinth]

Kg for weight yes

American people smh

[mossy comet]

km for lengjth

[frosty fable]

They use the length of tacos or bald eagles

[mossy comet]

go experience real shit

[grim edge]

si unit for distance

[vital ether]

How high can i get using the kings gambit

[polar trench]

nah fr

[viscid jacinth]

km for length true

[polar trench]

4200

[vital ether]

...

[mossy comet]

If you wanna get that high with kings gambit

[polar trench]

fide

[viscid jacinth]

3500

[graceful lintel]

1700

[polar trench]

200

[mossy comet]

Get higher than santa claus’s sleigh

[frosty fable]

Play the King's Indian Attack

[tight gull]

tacos prob is a better unit

[tight gull]

im sorry the accent is too much 😂

[mossy comet]

the size of the meteor is about 1 carlos. carlos for example

[polar trench]

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

I went to a blog about lichess recognising artsakh as a country and commented "Armenia does not exist" and now there are people going on huge rants

[viscid jacinth]

Bro is actually SpongeBob

[graceful lintel]

Don't disrespect smth

[viscid jacinth]

Carlos deez nuts

[mossy comet]

ok ragher

[graceful lintel]

[mossy comet]

ok rajesh

[graceful lintel]

💀real name leaked

[mossy comet]

Holy shit its bidet

[graceful lintel]

[mossy comet]

this bidet def loves ice cream

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[viscid jacinth]

All fun and games until its the only toilet you can find when you have a huge turd

[frosty fable]

I mean he has a button for it 💀

[mossy comet]

everyone now sees you shitting

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[mossy comet]

shitting but with classical music in the background

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[mossy comet]

beethoven while shitting 🔥🔥

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[frosty fable]

What the shit⁉️

[tight gull]

poshitting

[viscid jacinth]

That shit be fire

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[mossy comet]

you peace of bitch!

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[tight gull]

wrong word

its birch

[polar trench]

he said a potty word ‼️

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[mossy comet]

i shitted in the toilet

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[frosty fable]

Your mother father bad manners

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[tight gull]

lmao

[polar trench]

lmao

[mossy comet]

this video blew up btw

its gonna blow up more than his mango

[polar trench]

lmao

[mossy comet]

my mango is 2 blow up!

[frosty fable]

Jokes on you, he has peaches.

[graceful lintel]

Mango from Afghanis-

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[polar trench]

lmao

[frosty fable]

lmao

[graceful lintel]

Lmao

[polar trench]

lmao

[mossy comet]

would it send you to afghanisasahansnaansnanas

[tight gull]

lmaoo

[mossy comet]

lmao

[polar trench]

ya ruinin it

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[graceful lintel]

Smth like that

[tight gull]

lmoa

[mossy comet]

god i love going to lake chairgaugagugaagauagaguagauaghgegaugagauaggag

[mild apex]

why start chain?

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[tight gull]

Lmao

[frosty fable]

More like Chihuahua

[mossy comet]

lmao

[tight gull]

lmao

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[indigo jetty]

lmao

[frosty fable]

lmao

[graceful lintel]

"yeæëæéã"

[graceful lintel]

Alex?

[mossy comet]

if i was born in norway then i would Car sent

[mossy comet]

tip number 10 from magnus

best way to get better at chess is to

[plain zealot]

sit on the chessboard and play with yourself

[polar trench]

i be doin that

[mossy comet]

why is there now two white sides?

[polar trench]

why am i not gm i play wit myself all the time 😦

[mossy comet]

WHICH ONE GOES FIRST

this one is sticky

[mossy comet]

this should go first

[graceful lintel]

It is amazing 💀

[plain zealot]

Same I love playing with myself all the time

[graceful lintel]

Forgot to tag

[frosty fable]

Ayo? 🤨

[mossy comet]

best way to get better at chess is to play against yourself
best way to get better at chess is to play with yourself

[plain zealot]

I didn't know Puzzles will get harder and harder like me everytime the rating rise

[mossy comet]

the chessboard became white now

[frosty fable]

Horny ass mf

[mossy comet]

its a 7000 vs 1 now

[frosty fable]

Yo same

[mossy comet]

I never lost to my brother which is magnus

[graceful lintel]

I'm gonna adopt you now

@grim edge blitz or rapid?

[mossy comet]

i never won or lost

[plain zealot]

Dang same cos I never 1v1'd him

[mossy comet]

i always just draw

[plain zealot]

I have 69k ratings cos im good

[fleet stag]

And i stalemated w a king and queen

[frosty fable]

https://discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq

[fleet stag]

LMAO

[dim ridge]

no way

[mossy comet]

“hey blue skull whats that one file where the right handed knight is?”