💬〡general-off-topic

[dire cargo]

How r inaccuracies calculated tho? That thing never made sense to me

[earnest nebula]

Majestic ahh sky

[white sorrel]

i play alot of otb chess and im better otb because i started chess otb and plays like 3h a day at my local chess club the vision otb is better for me

[little elm]

even 1000 player would find the move it gave brilliant

[white sorrel]

like something after the top 5-10 of the engine

[random drum]

hehe happy to get my comment liked by my celebrity crush

[little elm]

certain deviation from best move eval

[fast flume]

🔪

[dire cargo]

I didnt get u

[fast flume]

[earnest nebula]

Bro 💀

[little elm]

any 1000s, what would you play here

[fast flume]

[random drum]

I got reply from vidit too

[white sorrel]

stockfish has like lines of moves the lines that are not in the top something is considered an inaccuracy

[dire cargo]

Oh

[fast flume]

[dire cargo]

Makes sense... thanks 🫡

[indigo jetty]

@little elm do you only play in open sections at otb for rating?

[little elm]

because i can’t play any other section

[indigo jetty]

Smurf and get money

[grim edge]

im 1182 peak 😭😭😭 1200 soon

[little elm]

again, i cant

[dire cargo]

What openings should prolly learn for my early elo? Anyone

[wraith sluice]

blitz or rapid?

[little elm]

i used to

[lapis brook]

grob

[little elm]

i still can in standard

[grim edge]

rapid

[little elm]

rapid not so much

[indigo jetty]

I see, you got the money and started playing properly?

[dire cargo]

Ok

[little elm]

[little elm]

rating got too high

[indigo jetty]

Ur only 1600 fide tho

[little elm]

national ratings

[indigo jetty]

Oh they count national first?

[stiff pike]

hi

[little elm]

must be below in both ratings

[indigo jetty]

Ohh

[little elm]

you think I wouldn’t try?

[stiff pike]

I play chess

[indigo jetty]

Lol

[warped vigil]

whats your rating?!

[little elm]

like 1600 fide

going up at start of month tho

[warped vigil]

what about national rating

[honest mirage]

how long have u guys been playing chess?

[grim edge]

A week

[indigo jetty]

Start of 2024 ur gonna get a huge fide boost, so say ur 1700 ur gonna go up up 170 elo

[honest mirage]

strong

[little elm]

1900ish

[iron barn]

since late november of last year

[grim edge]

I think it's saying "where is your competition"? (Ik I'm close)

[iron barn]

i almost hit 1200 today

[honest mirage]

very nice

[honest mirage]

im trying to hit 1200 today

i hit 1100 2 days ago

so i am in a hard rush rn

[tough crypt]

u guys play for higher elo?

[warped vigil]

13 years

[honest mirage]

i play to play better chess

[tough crypt]

i play for fun...

[heavy swallow]

Hi jacob

[iron barn]

im just tryna get better

[honest mirage]

i have a lot of fun playing chess but i still want to improve tho

[warped vigil]

hi

[tough crypt]

play more then

[iron barn]

i was 2 elo away and if i were to win that i wouldve called it a day

[honest mirage]

and a rating is the "skill range" so i am just trying to play in higher elo

[iron barn]

now im 1120 ffs

[honest mirage]

damnnnn

[honest mirage]

whaaaaaat

[tough crypt]

i can spare some elos , i dont need em anyway

[honest mirage]

yea i was 1191 an just lost 4 games in a row and i was 1160 xd i still went up to 1184 after that

[iron barn]

do u play blitz or rapid?

[grim edge]

play me and ill steal it from u

[honest mirage]

blitz

[iron barn]

wanna play?

im insanely tilted rn tho so it'll be tough

[honest mirage]

i am not home rn xd i am out eating with some friends

[keen parrot]

lmao cole is still in here

[iron barn]

oh ok

[grim edge]

hi

[honest mirage]

we are waiting for 1 person

[tough crypt]

only if u win :DDD

[iron barn]

my hands hurt from how much i abused the table

[keen parrot]

sup bitch

[grim edge]

100 percent

[honest mirage]

sup

[grim edge]

wsggg

[keen parrot]

screw you

why did you send those pics in my server

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/screw-gif-13066140

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-gif-25814656

[grim edge]

what pics?

[lapis brook]

whats your server

[tough crypt]

can i see the pics

[keen parrot]

of a minor with no clothes on (screw you automod)

[grim edge]

idk what u on ab

[keen parrot]

bitch i have witnesses

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[nova verge]

Heyo

[grim edge]

hi bailey hailey

[thick swift]

Yesterday was the first day I didn’t play chess in 3 weeks

Crazy

[grim edge]

i hit my peak today

[nova verge]

Hey cole! How’s it going! I’m so proud of you

[keen parrot]

kinda crazy you haven't been banned from here

[honest mirage]

whats ur peak

[keen parrot]

but your discord will prob be terminated soon anyway

[grim edge]

1186

[honest mirage]

nice man

[keen parrot]

so doesn't matter that much

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1182 (peak)
Blitz: 828 (peak)
Bullet: 652 (777 peak)

[honest mirage]

1200 today

[thick swift]

Huh?

[grim edge]

its 1882 mb

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> floryn123

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1151 (peak)
Blitz: 1184 (1191 peak)
Bullet: 1205 (peak)

[tough crypt]

who wanna play now

[keen parrot]

cole

[grim edge]

ill try my best

[grim edge]

i can

[honest mirage]

grind for 1200

[grim edge]

its going alr wbu

[honest mirage]

u got this fs

nice!!

[blazing sedge]

how i link my chess acc to discord

[grim edge]

thanks man ill do my best

[grim edge]

/ connect

[tough crypt]

link

[grim edge]

hol up

[tough crypt]

just link it to discord

[lapis brook]

👀 what

[grim edge]

rated or unrated?

[tough crypt]

as u like

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/S5aBb

unrated since idk if ur good

[lapis brook]

is this a stunt to make people join your server

[grim edge]

yeah cuz idk whats hes on

[lapis brook]

hes prolly fantasizing

[blazing sedge]

I gotta be trusted for it to show my elo right

oh nvm

[lapis brook]

did you send the pics tho

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/kono-suba-anime-dance-perform-thumbs-up-gif-7539676

[grim edge]

no

[zinc hound]

Uhh

Just got my 3rd brilliant for today : )

[lapis brook]

did you see anything in his server?

[grim edge]

can you turn on multiple premoves on lichess?

[grim edge]

nope

[green jungle]

kazuma kazuma, yes im kazuma

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kazuma-konosuba-kazuma-gif-24005196

[white sorrel]

yey

[grim edge]

im higher rated than u

[unique salmon]

I'm higher rated than you

[magic vigil]

Helloo

[grim edge]

just joined hahaha

[white sorrel]

nice

[rotund field]

Holy moly

[unique salmon]

Im still higher rated than you. 😄

[grim edge]

hi zel

[rotund field]

I don't play chess and I'm probably higher rated than some of u hehe

[grim edge]

so true

[fossil loom]

Is there anyone down to play a e4 c5 Nf3 Nc6 Sicilian?

[keen parrot]

no wtf

[grim edge]

Hi

[warped vigil]

Hi

⛓️

[grim edge]

Hi

[woeful moat]

i main it yup

[fossil loom]

Is it fine if we use the o t h e r chess site instead of chess.com?

[woeful moat]

yeah i play there too

i got 20 mins to play

so you can send me a dm link

[fossil loom]

Okok

[torpid lintel]

Yes it's fine

[keen parrot]

@lapis brook he did in fact send images of his online gf (who is a minor) without clothes, i have witnesses that can back it up

obviously i don't have the actual imagery

[peak plank]

yes but no challenge links from the other site

[grim edge]

i have no gf

[woeful moat]

if you do don't write here and send all to the police lol

[lapis brook]

do you have a gf?

[iron barn]

bro is sharing and caring

[woeful moat]

that's actually a federal crime

[white sorrel]

i drew this

[lapis brook]

lmao

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

who wants to play a game

[keen parrot]

thing is it probably wasnt and he was most likely lying, also i have no idea where he is from and where i should report him

[iron barn]

i wanna

[keen parrot]

but still i reported to discord and hope they take action

[iron barn]

what rating are u

[graceful lintel]

Learn theory 💀

[lapis brook]

discord mod :)

[keen parrot]

also talked to a mod here

[grim edge]

1182

[iron barn]

yeah lets play

[keen parrot]

yes

[iron barn]

send a link, 3-0 unrated

[high oasis]

breakfast sandwiches? valid?

[grim edge]

also guys vimun (tilt) is 19 and is dating a 16 year old

[graceful lintel]

[iron barn]

u can have move odds

[grim edge]

i have proof

[keen parrot]

[fast kiln]

what da hell goin on

[lapis brook]

talk to a discord staff like the guys who run the site

[graceful lintel]

Ayo 💀

[keen parrot]

ye ill make sure to contact one

[graceful lintel]

Tilt have gf 💀

[dire cargo]

@graceful lintel Nice name... CEO of kekw here

[graceful lintel]

[lapis brook]

irl?

[woeful moat]

if any of what u wrote is actually true dm me and tomorrow i'll see what you can do, doesn't matter the country that is illegal everywhere lol

[keen parrot]

cole, honestly your attempt at defending yourself is pathetic

[dire cargo]

Woah @keen parrot fr

[grim edge]

i litt dont care lmao

[tender hull]

Wssup

[iron barn]

.

[dire cargo]

Sup

[lapis brook]

@keen parrot did u screenshot it at least

[iron barn]

cole yo

[keen parrot]

no, because then i would be in possession of it

[grim edge]

in 10

[keen parrot]

i just instantly deleted and banned him

[grim edge]

hes making the SHI up

[iron barn]

Alright

[dire cargo]

Bro too tired of waiting

[keen parrot]

i have several people who were there and saw it

[iron barn]

yeah

[tender hull]

I had one question (am new to chess) can I ask here?

[lapis brook]

we'll see tmr who gets banned from discord

[grim edge]

all of them are ur friends

[grim edge]

LMAO SURE

[white sorrel]

sick mate

[dire cargo]

Go on

[lapis brook]

maybe it will be tilt

[grim edge]

great

[grim edge]

imagine fr

[white sorrel]

soon just wait i'll recover to my peak soon

[tender hull]

Whats is better way to become better at chess playing with real players or defeating bots?(I beat till 1300 bot in one go in chess.com)

[grim edge]

whats ur peak

[dire cargo]

Get a new pr (peak record)

[keen parrot]

so? this is a serious issue

[grim edge]

doesnt mean its true

[keen parrot]

alr whatever man, arguing here is futile

[iron slate]

Here i played a3 and lost

[dire cargo]

Guys someone answer his question... I'm only 450 elo so clearly not the ri8 person to answer him

[grim edge]

ye

[iron slate]

rip

[grim edge]

players 100 percent

bots play weird

[tender hull]

Ok thanks

But still players cant beat bot ezly 😂

[dire cargo]

They prolly using stockfish huh?

How do ppl get that stuff yo... it shouldnt be legal

[honest drift]

Guys why am i stuck at 699

[tender hull]

Stock fish illegal?

[dire cargo]

Bros not muted

[honest drift]

I was

[dire cargo]

No I'm saying it should be

[honest drift]

For 1 hour

[tender hull]

Why tho

[dire cargo]

Ppl get that too easily

[tender hull]

They kinda cheat?

[dire cargo]

Idk... ppl use it in a wrong way u know

[tender hull]

I saw some guys cheating in chess in yt

[dire cargo]

Well yes... they using bots so its prolly stockfish

[tender hull]

Oo

[dire cargo]

[tender hull]

I was talking about Chess.com Bots

[dire cargo]

Should I pin the invis guy

[dire cargo]

Oh nvm thn

[lapis brook]

no

[dire cargo]

Well chess.com uses stockfish too for its analysis... correct me if I'm wrong

[languid shuttle]

hi (no offense)

[rotund field]

Bye (no defense)

[lapis brook]

you can download stockfish from google or bing or whatever thing you use

[dire cargo]

Didnt have to ping u to summon u... can't see u tho

[limpid forge]

I've been away for like 3 hours and this is all conversation. I'm unimpressed

[dire cargo]

U got him good

Bros on guard already

[rotund field]

🥶🥶

[tender hull]

Idk I never analysed chess.com website that deeply

[indigo jetty]

Dead chat

[dire cargo]

U thought we would care

[dire cargo]

U too cold

[tender hull]

What do you want chat to look like then ,? Nsfw xd

[dire cargo]

Now that u have come back... is it alive now

[indigo jetty]

Nah

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-who-asked-who-asked-meme-meme-gif-24590276

[dire cargo]

Thn y complain

[tender hull]

Btw any cuber here?

[dire cargo]

U don't have perm

[indigo jetty]

Idk

[tender hull]

I mean rubiks cube

[grim edge]

can you turn on multiple premoves on lichess?

[dire cargo]

Ur name colour changed... damn

[indigo jetty]

Yeasir

[iron barn]

@grim edge ping me when u wanna play

[dire cargo]

I used to... I would mess up on last colour lol

[dire cargo]

U still waiting for 3-0 match?

[iron barn]

im doing something else

[tender hull]

Oh nice

[honest drift]

Guys why am i stuck at 699

[dire cargo]

Aiit

[tender hull]

Dont play for rating if ur new

[iron barn]

try not to hang your pieces and u will get to 1k

[dire cargo]

Not really... I used to mess up on last floor UK... never completed one in my life

[tender hull]

Try to learn first

[honest drift]

I try but i never get good

[dire cargo]

Bro he's trolling

[honest drift]

Yeah but I hang my pieces all the time

[dire cargo]

Shud up... u pretend like u care

[honest drift]

What do you think? Am I not trying

[tender hull]

Everyone has diffrent hobbies my hobby was rubicks cube but now I quit it am learning chess rn

[honest drift]

Hi, which troll are you talking about

[dire cargo]

Ggs

[honest drift]

I can solve it in 30 sec

[dire cargo]

Y u stuck on 699 prolly

[honest drift]

I am!

699 is impossible to pass-

[tender hull]

My Fastest solve was 12 seconds and average 18 second (on prime)

[dire cargo]

Exactly... that's what I said... u trolling

[honest drift]

Insane

[honest drift]

I am like really trying to improve

[dire cargo]

Bros a g

[dire cargo]

Doesn't look like

[honest drift]

I recently studied the caro kann

[tender hull]

Quitted it since years 🥲, otherwise today it would have been 10-12 avg. Anyways

[blazing sedge]

Nope buddy

[honest drift]

e4 , c6, d4, f6 and then i basically argue that my knights will not develop

[honest drift]

I avg 30 and its not a hobby for me just casual

[dire cargo]

Ay yooo

Wtf

[blazing sedge]

They do

[dire cargo]

[tender hull]

It was the only thing I worked like maniac

[honest drift]

Nice

[keen parrot]

sign me up

[dire cargo]

[tender hull]

Till now I never Worked on anything like I learned cube 😂

[iron barn]

mods?

[dire cargo]

Dawg its real

[tender hull]

u must be using CFOP tho?

[blazing sedge]

can i ask is a rubix cube in any way similar to a slider puzzle

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[heavy swallow]

Hi Pratham

[tender hull]

Idk slider puzzle

[keen parrot]

real

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[dire cargo]

U joined innit

[honest mirage]

hola

[keen parrot]

no lmao

God knows whats in those servers

[tender hull]

Are you talking about puzzle in which we have to complete an image but swapping pieces?

[dire cargo]

I did out of curiosity

[keen parrot]

lmaoo

[honest drift]

Hi

[dire cargo]

Nd it's real

I ain't clicking on links tho

[keen parrot]

i mean they prob try to get your discord

[dire cargo]

[keen parrot]

but that sort of stuff is easily findable online

[dire cargo]

Not until u verify the acc ig... but damn

[hard gyro]

How are you guys?

[keen parrot]

so why join a server for it

[dire cargo]

[tender hull]

Cube and that puzzle is entirely diffrent , basically in cube u get some fixed Patterns and you just mug up what moves you have to do to get other pattern and so on there are almost 100s or pattern to learn the more you learn more ez and fast you get

[dire cargo]

Ngl... they got quality lol

Aiit I left... I'm too scared now

[keen parrot]

yikes

[dire cargo]

[keen parrot]

down horrendous

[dire cargo]

There were 2 big reasons to join uk

[dire cargo]

I'm a curious kid dawg

[keen parrot]

kid 💀

[dire cargo]

I mean... I'm 18 dw

[lapis brook]

your interested?

[keen parrot]

oh breh

[dire cargo]

Hub is prolly banned here

[keen parrot]

i just assume everyone is 14 here

[tender hull]

phub?

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> can we make this chat pg 13

[honest river]

any 1300+? i got a tournament tomorrow which such players, so i kinda wanna play against them a day before, so i can prepare a bit

[heavy swallow]

I am

[dire cargo]

Not me

[honest river]

username: AHannanR

[heavy swallow]

Yes the cool math game pond hub

[keen parrot]

man is just upset

[dire cargo]

Yea

[keen parrot]

this is very sad to watch

[hard gyro]

Disgusting.

[dire cargo]

Abt everything lol

[karmic salmon]

.

[dire cargo]

So?

[tender hull]

Ayeah

[heavy swallow]

It’s human nature

[tender hull]

Youth destroyer

[dire cargo]

Read the whole convo before saying anything

[hard gyro]

I did.

[dire cargo]

Fr fr

[honest drift]

Guys why am i stuck on 699

[heavy swallow]

[hard gyro]

Hence the disgusting.

[dire cargo]

What did u find out huh?

[tender hull]

Remove one 9 😂😂

[dire cargo]

Aiit get of me now

[hard gyro]

You joined a server with you know what

[dire cargo]

Someone help him lol

[honest drift]

Yes i desperately need help

[karmic salmon]

.

[tender hull]

he's stuck at 69

[dire cargo]

Ok... what u gon do abt that huh

Nd the way u talking sounds like u prolly didnt read the whole convo

[heavy swallow]

Eat you

[dire cargo]

Now that's disgusting

[tough crypt]

with who?

[tender hull]

💀

[dire cargo]

Chess dad wassgud

[hard gyro]

Y'all are vile

[tender hull]

With rook💀

[dire cargo]

Dont say that lol... u might get some ppl upset

[hard gyro]

Mods, please clean this stuff.

[heavy swallow]

I am one

[hard gyro]

???

[lapis brook]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hard gyro]

Thanks.

[dire cargo]

Ok

[pine bison]

Huh

[dire cargo]

Bro castled

[warm hedge]

anyone wanna play

im 1k bullet i :D

[dire cargo]

Chats not pg 13 rn that's what everyone's upset abt mods

[hard gyro]

There was a 5-10 min discussion about p#rn

[grim edge]

why in the chess server

[dire cargo]

Nd uk y... coz of an random ad

[unique salmon]

so legit, what is the average elo in here on the dot com?

[hard gyro]

Idk, ask the initiators.

[warm hedge]

guys which channel to use to ask for games ?

[pine bison]

Yes I'm on it

[warm hedge]

prolly 600

[lapis brook]

clean up the 18+ things

[dire cargo]

If chess... any channel is fine

[honest mirage]

600? damn

[neat scarab]

today is my birthday

[dire cargo]

Ig it's already removed no?

[honest mirage]

happy birthday!!!

[hard gyro]

Happy Birthday 🎂

[warm hedge]

anyone wanna tho ? bullet cc ?

[keen parrot]

pain can you please take care of cole

[unique salmon]

seriously? is that what this discord brings in? are there any higher rated players in here?

[warm hedge]

happy b day !

[lapis brook]

yeah

[warm hedge]

whats ur rating ?

[dire cargo]

Wassgud... congratulations

[neat scarab]

thanks guys

[unique salmon]

2k

[dire cargo]

Huh?

[warm hedge]

im 1k and id get some wins

[hard gyro]

Sounding like a politician.

[unique salmon]

im 2000 on dot com

[hard gyro]

Also, max we have is an IM

[dire cargo]

Bro is so done with him

[peak plank]

hm

[keen parrot]

mhm

[hard gyro]

Most 2000s don't bother to talk much here.

[pine bison]

@keen parrot please chill with the goddamn sexual comments ok 👍

[keen parrot]

dms

[peak plank]

What kind of troll decided to make this

[dire cargo]

Ggs... but that msg was for @neat scarab

[dire cargo]

But gratz

[peak plank]

ok?

[unique salmon]

you @ me, so I was just replying.

[dire cargo]

No I didnt

[pine bison]

Yes

[hard gyro]

How are you doing, Pain?

[peak plank]

btw pain just to note this is my new user

[grim edge]

Why can't I share screen in vc?

[dire cargo]

U a G

[hard gyro]

Dude btw, you good?

[warm hedge]

who wants to play bullet ? im 1k

[unique salmon]

bro, go look. yes you did. I

[honest mirage]

what is ur old user

[dire cargo]

No I didnt... i checked... twice...

[hard gyro]

Heard you had a massive tilt so you took a break.

If you want to talk about anything anytime, my DMs are always open.

[pine bison]

Better now than yesterday so that's a W

[hard gyro]

Nice, nice.

[unique salmon]

look a 3rd time. I have a screenshot if you like

[pine bison]

What happend to the other?

[lapis brook]

w

[dire cargo]

Go on share

[peak plank]

lost it

[dire cargo]

Elo?

[pine bison]

What how

[dire cargo]

Use /profile command

[unique salmon]

sent you the dm

[dire cargo]

Ggs

Yep... here I mean

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aayushman Jha (white-paladin)

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Name: Aayushman Jha (white-paladin)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 455 (609 peak)
Blitz: 100

[hard gyro]

Opinions?

[dire cargo]

Like this I mean

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gigachad2022

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 807 (peak)
Blitz: 1251 (1287 peak)
Bullet: 1803 (1896 peak)

[iron slate]

I STALEMATED F

[warm hedge]

F

why is this acc linked tf

[dire cargo]

Good investment

[peak plank]

bruv

[hard gyro]

Can't say you don't deserve it.

[peak plank]

why did you try to troll?

[iron slate]

its unrated against a friend

[hard gyro]

In fact, I am glad that happened to you.

[swift panther]

How do i play with people from the same area as me? This websites too laggy the timer sucks

[peak plank]

btw sherlock I checked ur games to look for anything where i can find things about the KIA

[iron slate]

...

[peak plank]

you mostly do play unrated bullet

[hard gyro]

Nah, I am jk lmao

[trail karma]

give me a cool free course that you know guys

[dire cargo]

Try restarting the app... it should work thn

[iron slate]

no? I mostly play rated rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ryder Ryder (kysurxi)

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Name: Ryder Ryder (kysurxi)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1239 (1356 peak)
Blitz: 1553 (1855 peak)

[peak plank]

you have 100 rated rapid games?

[iron slate]

more

[peak plank]

Homeless sherlock, right?

[iron slate]

yes

[hard gyro]

Bongcloud Repertoire

[dire cargo]

Ggs there u go

[pine bison]

@peak plank so you not gonna get your old account back or what

[peak plank]

prob not

[dire cargo]

I ment well done....

[hard gyro]

Did 2FA screw you up?

[peak plank]

discord support takes forever

[pine bison]

[dire cargo]

Nope... u too good

[trail karma]

what is that

give me a link or smth

i need a course not a book

[swift panther]

I wish my school didnt ban lichess

[peak plank]

anyways I got a tourney this week which is why im here

[swift panther]

Playing on chesscom is worse than cancer

[peak plank]

what do yall play againt the ruy?

[devout seal]

Berlin

[peak plank]

my modern stienez has a garbage winrate vs the 2nd seed

[devout seal]

Berlin always is interesting

[trail karma]

realy so a chess community cant provide courses guide or smth

[devout seal]

Because at our level its not really a drawn endgame

[peak plank]

MY OPPONENT HAS A COACH?

HE HAS A GM COACH

[warm hedge]

anyone down for

puzzle battle ?

[peak plank]

alright

[grim edge]

Deal

okay nevermind pixels just gonna swipe you off your feet

[peak plank]

my username is Wins

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carrotthemaster

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1443 (1444 peak)
Blitz: 1133 (1213 peak)
Bullet: 1330 (1415 peak)

[peak plank]

@warm hedge

[warm hedge]

mine is flappingarmy

i sent one

[winged tusk]

Honestly I should be 1600

[trail karma]

i dont think that just playing can do learning pls guys provide a course link

[winged tusk]

Min

[winged tusk]

Use chessables

[indigo jetty]

WOO

@peak plank PIXELLLLL

[winged tusk]

Do u play a lot of bullet?

[swift panther]

Overpriced

[winged tusk]

There are many free courses there

[swift panther]

Just watch courses on youtube some random 70 year old gm makes for free

[trail karma]

lol i dont want to pay anything

[swift panther]

And those are shit

[winged tusk]

Start playing a bit of it

[trail karma]

thats the obvious

[winged tusk]

Uhh

[swift panther]

Am i wrong

[winged tusk]

What do you wanna learn ?

[trail karma]

youtube is the best in these cases always , i dont have the f money

[swift panther]

Its like paying 100 dollars for chesscom premium when lichess exists

[trail karma]

courses of how to cook go f yourself

[winged tusk]

You're in the wrong server buddy

[pine bison]

100000 bazillion real

[trail karma]

you cant even read 5 messages and you wanna play chess

[swift panther]

Godazillion dollars

[swift panther]

Your dad didnt teach you that

[winged tusk]

Lol

[pine bison]

[trail karma]

what a since of humor

anyways so basicaly there isnt any good free chess courses

other than youtube

[swift panther]

There is

[trail karma]

oh what is it

[swift panther]

Just look for it

[indigo jetty]

Chessable

[winged tusk]

There are I was gonna help u but ur just being weird

[trail karma]

someone said overpriced

[pastel drift]

I blundered checkmate

[crimson meadow]

@grim edge I passed and ranked 22nd in the country I'm going to uni!!!!!

[indigo jetty]

Bro there's so many good free courses

[winged tusk]

Happens to the best of us

[trail karma]

i dont mean youtube , i mean real time learning analogy

[swift panther]

Youtube live

[pastel drift]

and after 5 mins I suddenly thought of my position in that game and then I calculated the best move and now I want to scream

[trail karma]

not those 50/month after how to put pieces

[trail karma]

your humor is broken

[pastel drift]

and thinking of how stupid I am

[trail karma]

bro look at the responses up

[swift panther]

Compliment or insult

[winged tusk]

It's fine don't stress over it just take a break and learn from your mistakes

[peak plank]

alright ggs

gtg

[winged tusk]

Nah I am good

[indigo jetty]

Hi pixell

[pastel drift]

yea

[warm hedge]

gg the puzzles were a bit harder today

[winged tusk]

Cya bro

[trail karma]

so dont just put your nose when im dealing with 5 kids that arent trying to help lol

[peak plank]

tbh I needed that i havent done puzzles of any kind in a long time

[pine bison]

@trail karma read chess books?

[static nest]

hi

[trail karma]

so in the end youtube indians will always be waiting for me f my self

[warm hedge]

i used to average around 31 ish i am washed smh

[trail karma]

evercomplicated on nothing i dont wanna waste time on a hobby

thnx anyways

[winged tusk]

Go hiking or something I don't think chess is for u

Good luck tho

[trail karma]

dont be that cry baby im just asking simple questions chess is just a random game dont waste your entire life on that 1600 elo

[winged tusk]

Lol

[trail karma]

but i get nothing what a waste of time 10 min on a discord chess.com server oh myy

[south zenith]

Hey everyone im at 499 subs on youtube and when i hit 500 i have an excuse to drink!

What should i drink?

[winged tusk]

Tequila

[south zenith]

I actually have that

[winged tusk]

Then do it

[pine bison]

Water

[south zenith]

Lame

[winged tusk]

Bruh

[south zenith]

I have that too tho

[pine bison]

Healthy

[grim edge]

#👾〡bot-guide

[south zenith]

[mossy comet]

ice water hits different

[rough dome]

I wanna beat magnus is there any way other than Hans method

[pine bison]

Git guud, play more

[iron barn]

nah

[south zenith]

Playing magnus schmarlson instead might do the trick

[iron barn]

or carlos magnusen

[maiden mesa]

In tournaments do you take a break between games in a match?

[shadow panther]

Carlos Magnetson?

[hard pelican]

no even if you come prepared he has the deadly TIME GAMBIT: SHIRTLESS VARIATION @rough dome

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-dance-dancer-girl-anime-girl-gif-26428864

[shadow panther]

xdd

uh what

[iron barn]

maybe

[limpid forge]

btw guys d4 > e4

[grim edge]

Hello

[hard pelican]

agaisnt hikaru

[iron barn]

hello

[shadow panther]

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jjdkaodoovoe8ficif-dance-dancing-gif-12660359

[grim edge]

Hru guys?

[iron barn]

based

[shadow panther]

[hard pelican]

ikr he destorys u while sleeping

[shadow panther]

He could

easily

[heavy swallow]

Rockstar

[past bramble]

guys can anyone explain why i'm 2100 in rapid and 1500 in blitz

[rough dome]

Then I might play shortless variation

[iron barn]

ur slow

[shadow panther]

Commando Variation?

[heavy swallow]

Because you suck

[past bramble]

thanks coach

[iron barn]

blitz is harder than rapid

[past bramble]

yeah

[heavy swallow]

Welcome student suck less

[past bramble]

thanks

appreciate it

[heavy swallow]

I know I’m a great coach

[gilded barn]

https://youtu.be/ujAls5AQ53E?si=3Y1J382QmUCWTOv1

watch the vid

[past bramble]

agreed

@heavy swallow whats ur elo btz

[heavy swallow]

Im 1/4 your elo that’s how good a coach I am

[hard pelican]

ohhh tricky, but then he transposes to the Drunk attack: Tequilla variation

[past bramble]

yeah, you're insane

[heavy swallow]

Ikr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 551 (574 peak)
Bullet: 500 (577 peak)

[past bramble]

[lime lava]

Skill issue

[heavy swallow]

It’s the pfp

[lime lava]

Get better

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Pranav R.B (wing-attack)

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Name: Pranav R.B (wing-attack)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2222 peak)
Blitz: 1504 (1869 peak)
Bullet: 1425 (peak)

[past bramble]

here's mine

[heavy swallow]

Gotta change it to mine

[lime lava]

Werent you 2100 5 min ago how are you 2200

[rough dome]

Lmao

[stray aurora]

u have big house

[heavy swallow]

Gotta change your cc pfp to

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2104 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2640 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 2620 (2824 peak)

[ornate ivy]

🐟

[past bramble]

no i was always 2200

(i play unrated mostly)

[heavy swallow]

Almost 3k

Damn

[runic sky]

im a 600 rapid who needs smoke

[rough dome]

I will play weedattack

[lime lava]

Thats why you said you were 2100 twice and your name is (2100 elo)

[warm hedge]

cuz rapid is sleeper tc

[past bramble]

doesnt low 2200 coult as high 2100 tho (i havent updated discord username lmao)

[iron barn]

chesscom should add 30second games and berserking

[past bramble]

count*

[ornate ivy]

They have 30 second games

[iron barn]

where

[ornate ivy]

And bezerking is dumb

[rough dome]

Wow

[iron barn]

skull issue

[ornate ivy]

Unless it’s an arena

[ornate ivy]

Id adopt you kid, it’s not a skill issue.

[iron barn]

joke

[lime lava]

Whats your real rating?

[warm hedge]

omg is it the 2700 wcm 😱

[runic sky]

who wants to play

[ornate ivy]

1500

[runic sky]

im a 600 elo

[past bramble]

/profile

[iron barn]

i haven't played chess my whole life tho

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Pranav R.B (wing-attack)

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Name: Pranav R.B (wing-attack)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2222 peak)
Blitz: 1504 (1869 peak)
Bullet: 1425 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tommyb1tch

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 604 (597 peak)
Blitz: 189 (324 peak)
Bullet: 138 (196 peak)

[ornate ivy]

I haven’t either, but good point

[past bramble]

2202 rapid @lime lava

[mossy comet]

80 days of daily puzzles les go

[lime lava]

Your acc is 7 days old and you say on your profile that your rating is not 2200 so what is it

[rough dome]

How old are you

[ornate ivy]

20

[past bramble]

im like high 2000

[warm hedge]

anyone wanna do puzzle battl e?

[ornate ivy]

<@&745328830649991179>

[copper magnet]

?

[rough dome]

Can we go on a date I am 19

[mossy comet]

W moon although you blocked me

[heavy swallow]

Not me

[ornate ivy]

No

[warm hedge]

self promotion ig

[mossy comet]

WHAT.

[lime lava]

You are more sus than @ornate ivy about being a WCM

[copper magnet]

oh srry ididnt know

[past bramble]

im not master

[ornate ivy]

@lime lava

[lime lava]

True

[broken portal]

Hi moon

[ornate ivy]

Hey

[broken portal]

How we doin

[mossy comet]

sorry for being a little off topic but am i cooking with this part

[ornate ivy]

Amazing

[broken portal]

Still on chess?

[ornate ivy]

Not really

[hasty iris]

💀

[ornate ivy]

Became Vice president of my chess University club tho 😂

[past bramble]

@lime lava dont trust cc rating, since my acc is only 7 days old, i get like 20 pts after a win

[rough dome]

💔

[mossy comet]

What

[ornate ivy]

😭

Bro

[past bramble]

it makes sense why im 2200 lmao

[mossy comet]

nah bruh i aint doin that

[ornate ivy]

Anime picture = 🤢

[mossy comet]

shit costs like my rent

[ornate ivy]

I agrée it does make sense

[lime lava]

I dont trust you
In a general way but dw too much bout it

[rough dome]

Now I will never date you

[past bramble]

ok, (u suspecting me of cheating, then look at my games lol)

[ornate ivy]

Ah dang it, that’s so disappointing. I really wanted to date a random in a chess server

[inland shore]

Bruh since when do you play chess

[past bramble]

lmao

[lime lava]

You are the one takin conclusions here
I didnt say you were cheating

[past bramble]

since 2 yrs, used to play on lichess (cc is better)

[mossy comet]

TODAY I WILL DO IT

[ornate ivy]

2.2k in 2 years nicely done

[rough dome]

Everyone is random at first

[past bramble]

kk i was just assuming,

[broken portal]

Dubsss

[lime lava]

Stop assuming
Dont think too much

[past bramble]

ok

[rough dome]

That's smart

[broken portal]

Whats smart

[rough dome]

Dubss

[broken portal]

I said dubs

[past bramble]

guys does anyone have tips on how i can get better (who to learn from and what courses to buy)

[inland shore]

2.2k in 2 years that's talent

[lime lava]

You are the one that should give me lessons

[rough dome]

Oh I thought of something else

[past bramble]

lmao

[pine bison]

Fun fact, this is not a dating server

[past bramble]

thanks

[pine bison]

Banned for hate speech

[rough dome]

Lmao I really thought I was on tinder server

[tough crypt]

huh

[grim edge]

.

[past bramble]

im going to play blitz now

[lime lava]

Talented boy
Teach me

[rotund field]

Holy moly

[grim edge]

/connwct

[past bramble]

can i see ur cc profile (i wanna look at ur games)

[keen parrot]

real

[heavy osprey]

[rotund field]

U can check on your own btw

[past bramble]

i dont know his username

[rough dome]

No please forgive that person

[lime lava]

Yes
My chess.com: Jospem

[rotund field]

Yes u can find it from here if they're connected

[pine bison]

Banned 🚫

[past bramble]

thx

[pine bison]

I'm in my evil mod arc

[tough crypt]

anyone up for a game?

[mossy comet]

Banend

[rough dome]

I had a crush on her

[pine bison]

[keen parrot]

watching football rn

[past bramble]

bro u a gm?

[keen parrot]

we better win

[inland shore]

Pure undiluted evil

[lime lava]

Yes

[keen parrot]

||him||

[pine bison]

@past bramble not a gm, it's https://www.chess.com/member/goncalo_2005 this guy

[lime lava]

Im the first one

[inland shore]

LMAO

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2359 (peak)
Blitz: 2245 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2319 (2322 peak)

[rough dome]

Tf she was a wcm

[keen parrot]

its a guy

[rotund field]

[keen parrot]

stop believing everything you see 😭

[past bramble]

bro @lime lava said he was 1/4 of my rating lmao

[grim edge]

I'm probably the worst player here

[rotund field]

I'm actually Elon Musk

[last verge]

im an actual WFM tho

[rotund field]

Hello hello is this a competition

[past bramble]

100 elo?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cmthechessmaster

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 750 (peak)
Blitz: 165 (800 peak)
Bullet: 313 (peak)

[raw rose]

do u guys wanna help with the password game

[rough dome]

This world is harsh on me

[grim edge]

165

[last verge]

all the chess puzzles are simple mates in two

[past bramble]

wtf

[keen parrot]

sure man, dm

[pine bison]

This is truth

[raw rose]

ok

[past bramble]

real

[rotund field]

Give me money 🤑

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-burger-monch-cat-eat-gif-22806539

[past bramble]

lmao

[rotund field]

Om nom nom nom

[glass carbon]

ky s, keep yourself safe 👍

[past bramble]

ladies and gentlemen, in this position, i sacrificed...

[mossy comet]

Da ruukh

[raw rose]

help with the password game pls

[grim edge]

no

[mossy comet]

today rest day

[grim edge]

yeee

[last verge]

??????

[somber trout]

🫃

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-pregnant-can-men-get-pregnant-inabakumori-meme-male-pregnancy-gif-22885558

[somber trout]

🫃yes the emoji told me so

[surreal arrow]

d4 mafia

[raw rose]

awanna play the password game

[mossy comet]

ok

[raw rose]

i literally have 0 friends lmaoo

[hard pelican]

help

[pine bison]

Lag train lookin ass

[keen parrot]

fr

[pine bison]

Love that song

[keen parrot]

same

[pine bison]

Banger

[ornate ivy]

Give me vip

[pine bison]

[keen parrot]

give me enemy of the server

[pine bison]

Warcriminal of the server

[keen parrot]

it didnt happen but they deserved it

[pine bison]

I gtg peace

And love

[keen parrot]

cya

[rotund field]

Lil Nas x

[shadow panther]

[keen parrot]

i dont think he can get pregnnat

[rotund field]

🫄🫃

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mackks101

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 243 (461 peak)
Blitz: 259 (262 peak)
Bullet: 322 (297 peak)

[shadow panther]

makes the same amount of sense as that pic

[dire cargo]

he?HE? broooo

[rotund field]

🫃

[lime lava]

I dont think so

[keen parrot]

you need to be more openminded

[lime lava]

I dont think I can

[dire cargo]

absolutely no bro

what r u on about bro

[rough dome]

What you gonna do about that

[dire cargo]

deny

i got an answer unlike u bro

[lime lava]

Could be possible....

[rough dome]

Tf you mean blud

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[dire cargo]

noooooo

[dire cargo]

hello coach

[keen parrot]

hi markus

[boreal cosmos]

very low chance of someone else watching pdga worlds rn i assume

[dire cargo]

[dire cargo]

whats that sir

[dire cargo]

u mean professional disc golf association?

[latent nest]

@lime lava You’re getting better now?

[dire cargo]

i didnt know that was a thing dude... u learn smtg new everyday huh

[rotund field]

Cat jumpscare

[lime lava]

What

[latent nest]

You stop tilting?

[dire cargo]

ahhhhhhhh... hell naw

[keen parrot]

VoxNeruda jumpscare

[rotund field]

Holy moly

[lime lava]

No, in fact
I never felt more tilted

[rotund field]

Quit chess

[dire cargo]

bruhhh

[latent nest]

😅

[dire cargo]

u alr bro?

[dire cargo]

is everything alr?

aiit nvm they not gonna respond

[high ledge]

Pepe fish

[dire cargo]

wats a team ding yo?

[grim edge]

Huh

[high ledge]

Yes

[mossy comet]

team ding

[high ledge]

[dire cargo]

huh?

[mossy comet]

Ja

[dire cargo]

u guys trollin with me

[tough crypt]

elo?

[dire cargo]

chess dad lemme warn u... shes good

[tough crypt]

lemme warn U , i'm ultra good

[dire cargo]

she knows stuff... maybe u will be dethrone u from ur dad position

[tough crypt]

wanna find out?

[dire cargo]

he prolly is

can i spectate

???

[tough crypt]

am everyones dad

link e-girl

send link

[dire cargo]

i wanna spectate

[keen parrot]

damn chat is full of red with green leaf

[tough crypt]

nah this is dad vs mom game

def not for kids

[dire cargo]

chess son wants to watch

[tough crypt]

not allowed

why are u on a rush...wait i'm making the game

[high ledge]

I dont see leaf

[dire cargo]

no u doing me bad now

[cedar drift]

Hi

[tough crypt]

rated?

[dire cargo]

nahhh guys im serious

y u gettin mad yo... ok

ok ok

[tough crypt]

should we let this e-son watch?

[keen parrot]

yall are having an e-family

[sacred raft]

hi

[keen parrot]

can i be the e-fun uncle

[dire cargo]

for the first time a troller like me getting yelled at nd im bothered

[dire cargo]

no

[keen parrot]

😭

[dire cargo]

im not getting allowed in my own fam nd this old hag wants join in like yoooo

[keen parrot]

ill take that

spencer is cool

[dire cargo]

ay yo wdym... im the son nd i get the most hate

nd some dude become spencer

[tough crypt]

i cant send u messages e-mom

[dire cargo]

not cool chess fam

[tough crypt]

so are u watching or did she not let u ?

[dire cargo]

whats going on here lol

[dire cargo]

u guys didnt start ri8?

[tough crypt]

we starting now

[dire cargo]

btw just so uk... u 45 nd she 19...

[dire cargo]

aiit imma spectate

[dire cargo]

gimme ur id imma add u as friend

[tough crypt]

am 54

[dire cargo]

age assumption im sry dont ban me

[keen parrot]

what even is chat right now

do you 3 know each other from some other place or smth

[tough crypt]

we are a family