#💬〡general-off-topic
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Anyone is maths student here?
<@&745328830649991179>
WhichClass ?
a levels completed
probably diff education system 
Managed to kill chat

Imma leave

Anyone want to play a game of bingo....
so early
I have significantly more wins with white than black lol
Cool
how is that inapropiate

It’s literally nsfw
And very suggestive and cringe
Shame on you #
It's his choice 
Mods flagged it already oh well
d4 > e4
Guys why am i stuck at 699
u asked that like 69 time already
I am goint to ask 699 times
Also you will never get good if u dont like e4
switch now.
I'm literlly 1000
Yeah 1000 isnt any gud
ur 699
The Joker or did he change it already
699 is good
sure go ahead
hmm I can't find it
why do I keep getting paired with 900s?
what's ur rating
1000
What?
-∞
all openings > c4
like exactly
so your there better than them?
Guys why am i stuck at 699
the thing saying white is better
😡
Bc 699 called you
in chess*
I never said anything like that 
Guys why am I
no I did, you responded with 
I have played chess for 5 years and im stuck at 699
that's wild
you have to find the cause
Coz it's funny 
Knights confuse me haha, i hang all type of forks
ye maybe try practising fork stuffs
When I try to fork, there is a knight defending the fork
Once I forked a king, a rook, a queen a bishop and a knight
And the knight took your knight
how could you fork a knight
Yes :(
bru-
Hello
hello good people
I am a magician, my current chess rating is greater than my peak rating
did u know that knight moved in a L shape? @honest drift
huh....
I often get confused :)
Hello Anyone?
I got a brilliant move bc I found a fork with a rook and bishop, but I took the rook and it says it was a blunder
He's not that new, Rune
that was the best move I could think of 
Hello help me improve from 699
hello
Stockfish
try not to blunder
Sure I Will:)
d4
Yes maybe I need to try this stockfish thing everyone recommends me
oh yh
Yes Try It.
d4 I forgor
stockfish look it up
19.99 mothly in my store
you just download it, it's free
the only thing you should do is to not bludner and your elo will probably increase a lot
Is stockfish my coach, will he tell me how the knight moves
U just Have To Download

What does stockfish do though
but not the cheating engine Stockfish
it stocks many fishes
Heard it a lot
it basically tells u the best possible moves during a live chess game iirc
biiing dead
Oh I see, so Ima download it to get better at chess!
It Is a chess engine
That is going to help me improve so much!
you have like a 90% chance of getting banned tho
Wait ban?
yeah
Why would they ban me for using something free
Using stockfish, or any other engine, isduring a match is illegal on chess.com.
banned
Ohh, so I can use it on another chess website
💀
Yes You CAN
Hi Pratham
Hello Guys Im New:)
I will try it on another website guys thanks for the tips!
BRU-
Hello
Please Someone Talk To me:)
hello chess
HeLLO:)
:)
well not third-party separate apps like Stockfish, Chess.com already has stockfish built in for game review and move ratings, but downloading Stockfish for yourself and using it in a live chess game can get u banned
So I can use it on any other website right
noooo
Yes U cAN:)
I asked the mods they wont give me the perms
u can:)
idk
Guys
So I am disappointed in them
How does one get out of a chess slump
Yeah I will try stockfish, sht looks interesting
kk
what's a chess slump?
Does anyone know any other chess website
lichess
go on vacation
Is it allowed on lichess?
and delete the app
Anyone play d4 as white? I am looking for someone to play a few practice games with later
Like you've hit your lowest point and are unable to comback
Yeh Internet Chess Club
no
Got it, I will try now
I'm in a chess clump rn
Is it not??
ok:)
but they wont catch ya
Guys I need a definete answer is stockfish allowed on lichess.com
No
Brotha its been around 3 months since i played any decent rapid game. .. like i always fck up quite early
Its NOt ALLOWED
How much more vacation is necessary 
you should find a reason why you like chess and ignore it. I like studying new openings bc it makes me want to use them
So how am i supposed to get good at chess
By practicing
Istg... Its real as hell
as much as u need to get rid of all the blunder automations
and then learn chess anew
I have been practicing from the past 5 years!
First of all , puzzles. Puzzles and only puzzles
Practice makes a man perfect do more!!
I have 1000 rating in puzzles it is easy but not in actual chess
You might be practising in the wrong way idk
I have 1800 puzzle lichess
I have tried so hard to practice
I have premium
it's good tho but maybe not the spot that you need to improve
I bought chess.com premium because it promised me that it will help me get better at chess
But u still needa improve
Its hella helpful
@steel jackal btw why do u have 2 rating roles????
ye
Ig they are for blitz and rapid?
oh
Idk man
that's pretty high
but I have like 800 daily
This conversation doesnt change the fact that im 699
I don't play daily
My diamond trial ended 
How many games did you play?
1000 rapid
Bro trust me for starters Don't play bullet
Practice and practice and practice
i am 100 bullet and 200 blitz is it good?
depends on what's your rapid rating
Just don't, keep on playing rapid till you're around 1300 then play a lot of blitz and then bullet
I would agree that playing rapid helps
699
rapid is best
Just play only bullet
I am so good but I am stuck at 699 for 5 years
Bro yall are high man, Im rapid 540
yeah it's good, keep playing rapid till you reach 900+ in my opinion
bullet is just for people who wan't legendery
and then play bullet
you should find a partner to study with
like a friend
btw d4 > e4
agreed 😎
I benefited from puzzles a lot, i kid u not u lot, if u wanna improve, solve a lot of puzzles
I went from 1300 slump to 1650 in around 1.5 -2.5 months
I improved my rapid by playing blitz
thanks
Plus since you all are under 1000 the scope for improvement is huuuugeeeee
En bass-ant
Hmm
So anyways
Back to the topic
I wanna get my confidence in chess back, what do i do?
uh, bully lower rated people ? idk lmfao
I reccomend studying new openings
e4 players 
d4 players 
c4 players 
fianchetto players 
Bruh ITS NOT HELPING lmao i tried that
I love KIA
@honest drift Are U practicing?
i think u missed a trailing 0 in ur username
e4 best opening
Openings are to be studied after you have a solid understanding of middle game bruh
im practicing so hard
Good:0
he's like 1600 rated
I feel Like i know you ..
im proudly at 550
which sicilian should i learn im 1050
How
Dk
Imma study openings after i reach around 1900 or smth
probably play some anti-Sicilian line
Let me know, give me clues, ihave a history here on discord
okay
avoid open sicilian
Even im 1600😭
Go To your dms
that's pretty high imo
ull find out
so which one is it called
pov me the 1937 with no openings :
search for anti-sicilians
But its stupid enough to make u feel like shit after u lose like 6-7 games
moscow, rossolimo, etc
Not any games,.rapid
my previous acc got deleted
aight thanks
Still go
Broooooooo help needed fr
JUst go
No I am good
maybe ttrue
Tell me how the fu do i break the 1600-1700 barrier
So u found out
Its maddening like fu- insanity
I dont know you
upgrade to 60 fps my friend @glacial vapor
just learn 40 lines of sicilian and play it
But I do
my opening knowledge is fairly bad
Makes snese why you are 600
there is a reason i never play the scilian lol
i had a game last week where opponent played 20 moves of book, one mistake and was -3
How the h-?
who will win in chess, master oogway or a wise monk
Did u play ruy lopez or smth?
a muffin would
Ruy lopez is so annoying lol
u can beat master oogway???
h,,
depends on his rating frfr
Anyways Guys
Ok guys I downloade stockfish
Does Anyone Play Chess?
here white played Kd2
instead of Nd1
Fr..
Like e4 e5
Nf3 nc6
Bc5... JUST WHY

m?
what next
IM BATMAN
bc5 is not a legal move
Prolly 
@cloud garnet bro upgrade to 60 fps
How's Arkham asylum
Its being rebuilt
heyo
CHESS
What about Dick
I will find a cell for you @dire cargo
Heyo!
He got beat up innit 
sup
Wassgud
💀
Drinking some coffee I just woke up! hby
You know they are making a new game right?
U sure will
With Batman
Dead chat fr
@dire cargo suicide squad game
Replying to ur chat rn... ntg much
B5* ma bad
?
There is a trailer
Look on yt
How's ur back btw... if I remember u hurt it ri8?
Aiit I will 
Yeah I have physical therapy 3x a week. Its getting there thanks for asking much appreciated.
uwu
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@dire cargo
Nah it just came to my mind
@honest drift still practicing?
Y... ehhh
Stop pinging me
It was really sweet of you to ask nevertheless.
I am using stockfish rn
Sick... he looks damn good
Fr
Ty
That's not u dawg 
Wdym
Bros so delulu rn 
Delulu?
Hey Guys
Delusional
Does anyone even play chess or here just to talk???
Yep we do
Look outside your window
We play suduko
It's dark bruv... no point
Im in the shadows
dont think so
Aiit shud up thn 
I am in the light
bruh
I'm white
( my disc name I mean
)
Bro really played 4d chess
i played against bongckoiud and i also did bongcloud to respect him ( it was bullet ) at the end i hung my queen which costed him 2 seconds and i won
Who
bongclouding back is forced
Impressive... ggs
I played bangcloud
wannabe white
im 200 elo
Your mistake
We are all new to chess tbh
Sarangae
wtf?

Exactly so shud up 
traxy are u traxler player?
Weirdo
Him? Ikr 
.
bruh

If I'm weird... that's ur problem... y u normal 
If u call me weird that means u ain't unique or different 
Normie

1 day
i just learned my first oppening
london system
Bruh I am gonna time travel to past and prevent your birth
The downfall
Aiit do it 
trust me learn something else I went through a London phase 
Look at ur comebacks
how many kekws in the last minute bruh


Acc London is only good for like <600
You are 1400-1599 stfu

Why am I stuck
lemme help step bro

💀

Why am I stuck at 699.
Bruh what
;(
He'd appreciate 
just keep playing you’ll get better
Nah I’m butt
I tried it never works
Aiit... got u 
That's obvious
because I can?
If he's gon play what u gon do 
@upbeat viper why is the heart green ->
Name: Fällare Kaarlson (fallare)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 775 (952 peak)
Blitz: 616 (713 peak)
Bullet: 530 (612 peak)
Ur peak ain't peak 
This dude be like wchu gonna do abt that
😭
Yea what u gon do time travel?
Hence why I barely play now
Turn into an embryo... at least u will know the future... dont do the same mistake to mess with me 
Cry more 
🤦♂️
LETS GO I FINALLY MADE IT TO 600 ELO
I just do daily puzzle and play against the 1600 bot forget their name
🙏💀
Ggs
Dw they bots for a reason 
Congratulations
Fan of Tyler?
This is the Chess.com profile of horseyishere. Take a look!
Name: Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1456 (1463 peak)
Blitz: 1053 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 636 (peak)
I dont remember i play any bullet in my life
too bad
That's y it's still on peak 
I don’t remember watching zootopia but now look at me
Anybody wanna play?
joking lol
Elo
Yes
Thank you
just joined so I’m suspicious 🤨
Fist bump*
Ok
👊🏾
just how life is for the just joineds
Sure why not
Ok
Go on
are you norwegian?
where can i learn the catalan?
I'm a 100 (ik I'm not good)

I started playing a couple months ago
Bruh it's 2023 are you fr
what does that mean
who wants to playyyy
Nvm u better than me 
?
Born in Sweden
Elo
i wanna know a good spot to find catalan theory
1300
oj oj
Search on internet
but I don’t know anything about Sweden nor do I speak Swedish
svenne eller utlänning-
mainly because i was raised in the USA

man that sucks
oy
Nvm u too good 
why do you live in sweden though
Definitely 😂
wassup
I don’t 💀
oh, so you were born in sweden, but you live in usa
I was born in Sweden, raised in the Usa, still living in the usa
I'm 450 
Yes
u chess kid
why
U chess mom 
Idfk I was tiny ask my parents ☠️
alr ill ask your parents
am a guy 
alr
Can never be too sure…
So it's okay?
What is
i have a d1ck
That I only have 100 elo

My god this server sure likes to ping a lot
Yeah it’s ok, everyone needs time
mute notifications button
Thanks👍
still
yeah we do
sometimes you have to sac a queen to get a checkmate
ik, it just bothers me to have to sac a queen, idk why but I never wanna queen trade, so I dont
and it bothers me lol
Wdym still
Do the notifications sledgehammer through the mute button 
wait, so basically your parents are swedish, right?
I sac many queens
🗣️🗣️
Anybody wants to play? ( sorry that I'm asking it again I just want to know😂 )
yes apparently
but why didn't they learn you swedish
Do you like constantly being pinged cause of every single detail?
Idfk
stor bekymmer
So?
😔
We’re never going back supposedly ☠️
Chat is busy in poll chat
yo
Bro thats an asshole move i saw that before being deleted
ghost ping
One more time and im gonna tell mods
your giving him attention, just call moderation
yup gonna call mods
Yo
have any here tried the password game
What's a puzzle battle?
o
Me
@tulip dragon did someone ghost ping you? I will find him and serve him justice
yes
ur user ?
Haseeb709
@tulip dragon maybe he was trolling btw I think he wont ping you again
Did you see his name?
i finished my daily one from my acc imma send from my brothers acc lol
yo guys
Let's play
wassup
sent one @dense kite
proof?
Ok
Doing maths wby?
Wassup👋
Nothing

✅
@warm hedge what's ur user
Honk
Nerd
-
@grim edge I think he meant another kind of math
waht kind of math?
@graceful lintel methamphetamine
you mean, mathamphetamine
ggs 

Lol
I can help you to get 1k elo in chess
@cloud garnet
@graceful lintel HOW?
that was a free pun, once you master the puns like that you can get 1000 easy
Coach you
Yea 

And can you help me reach 3k elo pls ?
Aii
Can you help me get more than 100 elo😭
Nah even if u take 500 years
you won't be able to get 2k
Woh, hits hard 😔
What is ur rating?
100
Nah jk you can do it!!
Oh not bad 
@graceful lintel I beat a 1700 player once
Omg 😊 you're right ! And i just need your cc numbers for it 💪
meow meow
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Are you a cat dear ?
Oh pog

no but i like cats
Nah you stealing my student 
The bold cat
Explain a lot
Can I be your student ? 👉👈
if i was a cat id be the first cat to beat a 1900 in rapid
Imma create a gc 💀
Yeeeees
My pleasure 
Bro flexing
Whats your elo ?
btw guys if you have a cat make sure you stretch it
He will be my teacher and Il be yours
1500 ☠️💀
Lmao
Peak 1581
Same haha
Lol
@torpid lintel 2040?
I'm kind tilting rn
i need to climb my rating
That's not my rating haha
He beats 2k for basic needs
My peak is less than my current
@tall estuary @nimble minnow can u both accept my friend req?
I did 😌
💀
ok
@graceful lintel What your first tip
I'm 2 good
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Name: Vlastimil smerek (bigtimeshii_12)
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 142 (149 peak)
Blitz: 111 (241 peak)
Bullet: 102 (416 peak)
You didn't asked me but I wanna help :) #💬〡chess-talk message
wassup chat
Hi
Hi
Improve ur vision 
how are you all doing today?
i sent u some visual proof indms
My day not too good but all okay haha what about you?
its 6 pm for me right now
Fr
@graceful lintel That a very good tip after I used glasses while playing I started to play better
🙏
Yo
i am fine. i am just a lil bit tired right now and i think i am going to push for the 1200 mark today

im hikaru s dad
Good luck!
thank you!!
HIKARU S DEAD?.???
I started seeing all the board with glasses
oh
how do you get the "tournament souldier" role btw?
Join Navy seals
Become A brother Of Goggins
i dont think thats how it works
yeeee!! goggins
Jk
i am goggins twin
oh thats how you get it? xddd
ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY
Yes!
Fortnite?
BATTLE PASS
Who still plays fortnite
can someone hope on a call
i dontbplay that crap
dm me for intense maths and stuff
Jk I only play CS GO
adopted children
im sturggling with these quasion pls help
stay on topic
@lapis brook I am
whats the exact name?
Its a metaphor
Lets goooo hans niemann is unbanned
dm me to win 1 dollar
yep
@raw rose
Chess.com released a statement which i believe you didnt read
yo
Look at dms
Any gay in this group?
hey markus! when is the weekly arena?
I read it, I know they are sticking to their report, but settling in court and giving him back his account is essentially admitting they were wrong
the what`?
but they didnt admit they were wrong- its just an agreement
hello everyone
uhm. like. you have this role "weekly arena winner" and i just wanted to know how to play in this arena
dude how would i know, i just playd 1 arena I dont know if those even take place
you play neo catalan?
HAHHAHAHHA okay
ye
no wonder
give it to me
Hi
but you can only multiply
hi
an agreement in favour of Hans Niemann.
ok no point to argue w u lol u dont understand this
yeah I shouldnt waste my time either I realised haha
.
who wants a chess game
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1173 (peak)
Blitz: 828 (peak)
Bullet: 652 (777 peak)
im peakin
Mangoose Karelson
Hi
bathroom words
What's that?
yata
Sry chess's dad
gender assumption
dont get me banned 
it means he got his first immortal match, silly

am only 45 years old 

Is it a position where either you or your opponent can't win no matter the move or something?
I'm sorry, but I'm noob
it means his first immortal match
Too old 
dude, idfk either
Jkjkjkjk 
Aiit he didn't come back... I'm prolly getting banned 
later
First e4 ig... ri8 
guys im stuck at 699
the forbidden 69
ahhhh 69
STFU WE KNOW <@&745328830649991179>
Is the chat on Loop or smth
Exactly why
didn't know masters were snitches
Good you pinged them, now I will ask for image perms
@upbeat viper come here rn
U got him good 
Yo
Wassgud
bro is calling the mod team like it's the avengers
I KEEP GETTING GOD DAMN -10 GAMES OH MY GOD
bro calling hte mod team like they're 5 year olds 💀
They do feel like that tho 
WHY SHOULD I GET A +6 -10 GAME BRO WHAT
"you clean your room right now"
Name: Manu Parameshwaran (falcon39)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2006 (peak)
Blitz: 1727 (peak)
Bullet: 1255 (peak)
Who asked
Who asked
Be nice bro 
I ONLY GET GOD DAMN 6 POINTS IF I WIN
Hello im nice
Nice to meet u
Maybe they were ri8... who asked 
Nice to meet u nice
hello nice, im invisible
Hello invisible, nice to meet u
Bro whom r u talking to?
welcome to chess
E4 
solution: contact the ceo of chess
Idk 
D4 = 🤓
H3 = 🗿
Lmaodiznuts
anish giri
Did u get muted dawg

thank you scipio
Agreed
love you~
long live gothamchess
That was unnecessary 
i was talking to scipio
long live hikaru
I have made an oppenheimer strat in chess
Lemme try
there are some rules to get it
ping them i dare you 😀
wow so scary
Get him 
what are they gonna do? en passant my ass?
does anyone like coffee chess?
I like to play chess on a coffee date
Prolly if u say that 
hi
Hi
hello
oh hell nah
Just got me second brilliant for today : )
I got two brilliant moves in one game but congo to you
who watched Barbenheimer?
Prolly u 
what's prolly?
so boring peeps in chat obv except me
"Now I am barbie girl, the barbiest of worlds"
-Barbenheimer
Probably
I also got 2 brilliant moves in one game, when I was a 500
oh probably
Still have the screenshots
Nicee
Paranoid he got u 
ok imma go get some elo
Aiit
Lol I defeated a 1976 elo and drew with a 2000 guy(he defeated a gm) when I was 800
who asked
ur mum
Idc bro... he got evidence tho
@upbeat viper
I got it too
ur mum jokes are allowed
Dont say that dawg mods are online 
who tf is doofus
Who's doofus 
mod kiddo
sufood 
ur new right?
Ri8 just found him 
im OG
Almost been a week yea 
So? Dont care bro 
who asked
I'm gaslighting nd bro took it seriously 
Is there any sort of modmail i can reach out to?
cz u can't do this <500 elo
.
ur mum
Pin them... they might help u with that
5 more days for trusted 
@upbeat viper !!!!!

this aint for the whole server to see
Lol ping him he knows the rules
So... what u gon do abt my elo 
dm Akshansh
allright
Say smtg that makes sense lol 
guys i played 6 games and lost in all of this why is this happening with me, yestarday i was playing good
😢
They reply to dms? Only to pins ri8?
U can't do this that's why u are saying this stuff
wtf is team ding
Idc dawg 
dm Albert if akshansh doesnt respond

dingl iren
dm adolf if albert doenst respond
yea why team on him 
Nah I'm good I just coz I was curious
.- .
cause he won
magnus did not participate in the world championship
still he has written world chess champion in his insta bio 💀
irony
huhh
The more u flex abt it the more gas lighted u sound 
had my credit card linked and it auto renewed a 1 year membership, any chance i could get my money back
@lapis brook huhh
Prolly contact admins
@upbeat viper could u help him? If u r free...
Yo
mail support@chess.com
HelloGuys!
ive already submitted a request through https://chesscomrefund.paperform.co/
Yoo everyone
nothing has happened yet
Hello
maybe you can mail em too if u want or wait
Hello
alright thanks
alright
Prolly contact everywhere possible
DM akshansh
yeah if u want I can make a tweet for u but they will also suggest you to mail em so yeah
Stop pinging me lol... I get scared when u call out admin names
Cry kiddo
could you? I just mailed them, how long will they take to reply
DM akshansh, the other admins wont help you
YOOOO STOP
communism > capitalisms

Fr Richard aint doing nothing for refunds
why do you think cc keeps offering extensions to free trial
DM albert
they will reply you in this week for sure but yeah not on weekends. just wait and yeah don't dm mods bcz they are just for community
they know enough people will forget to cancel
f dont ping him
U said ri8?
don't ping admins kiddo
I SAID DM
yeah i wont
Oh
ok
u can ping mods(only if necessary)
DM @worn ice
But the dudes screenshot said smtg else so... nvm
eh u can ping admin staff and owner
dm akshansh
bruh pinging richard is allowed ?
@grim edge
he has dms off, ill try later
Try dmming some mods too... they might connect u to admins
@grim edge u have mailed support team?
alright
thanks for the help
gud have some patience cc has a good support team
Use @/ server mods to get their attention here... if seriously needed
they will help u for sure
yeah
life is like a roller coaster
not in a rush as of now
see I meant they are busy so don't ping em
was this bullet
If u r unable to dm mods... this might help u
good
no rapid idk how it happened
yeah you'll just get a warning prolly
why is support team there? the admins and mods here are just for community
i just lost all the pawns and drew
admin are here for money
they get paid
mods do not
how do you get 70 in rapid
depending on the game lol
Breathe
i just got 88 in a 30sec game 
Bruhh... I'm just saying so that they can connect him if he's facing any issues related to contacting 
Mannn 🤦♂️
some games u cant get low
smh your 2200
he is not
that explains why
support team replies most probably in a day
Bros so gaslighted... he finds everything o say offensive 
average 1100 be like
Im deadass gonna try to learn how to play blindfolded
2620
Alright sherlock

i can confirm this is what all my games look like
damn???
engine even gave me brilliancy
they dont make blunders but alot of inaccuracies
for the most obvious sacrifice ever 
h
