💬〡general-off-topic

[rotund field]

Yummy

[warped galleon]

Goodnight

[hasty iris]

A deck of cards gilded edges

[grim edge]

np Anish Giri

[rotund field]

🥶

[honest drift]

Ok guys anyone help me reach 700

[glacial vapor]

[rotund field]

Just quit

[glacial vapor]

just play london

[honest drift]

:(

[rotund field]

Why I quit chess

[grim edge]

xi jing ping teach me

[glacial vapor]

just love china

[honest drift]

Yes teach me the ways

[grim edge]

how do I presure the Russia system

[rotund field]

Don't get coached by anyone under 1700

😭😭

[grim edge]

And how do I demolish the Taiwanese gambit

[honest drift]

There is rarely any good players here who teach

[grim edge]

nah I am making shit up

[honest drift]

I am trying to touch 700

[rotund field]

Theres plenty

[glacial vapor]

[rotund field]

silly goose

[glacial vapor]

don't ask about it

[honest drift]

My peak rating is less than my current

[rotund field]

Crazy

[glacial vapor]

poland

[desert lagoon]

Popo

[simple lagoon]

🙂

[nova verge]

Nah I’m good

I’m str8 chillan

[rotund field]

Meow

[nova verge]

Well I do like men

you caught me

[rotund field]

😜

[vocal geyser]

Rate this edit.

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge chill out and don't ping admins for no reason unless you want to get timedout again or banned

[vocal geyser]

🤓👆

NPC

Huh?

Soccer is terrible buddy.

I’m 6’1

[rotund field]

Guys I'm 2"1

[vocal geyser]

Bro what?

[nova verge]

Hi how r u?

[desert lagoon]

fine <33

[nova verge]

He’s aweSUM

[rotund field]

Y'all are silly

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

Bro this clown 🤡

you made me laugh hahahahaha

[rotund field]

Womp womp ☹️

Be nice

[grim edge]

hola

guys does anyone have premium

[desert lagoon]

me

[grim edge]

I would like to review my last ~10 ish games

[desert lagoon]

bruh

send name

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/davidlaqorte

[grim edge]

Oh dude I’m gonna need that as well

[lament jacinth]

Being nice is over rated

[desert lagoon]

bruh u won them all

[little elm]

get membership tbh

[desert lagoon]

why reviewing them

[grim edge]

nah I got no enemies

[grim edge]

I played sloppy

[lament jacinth]

Do you want one

[rotund field]

Meow

[rotund field]

SHAWARMAAAAA

[grim edge]

its my second account try out new stuff

[little elm]

cc still hasnt given me membership

[lament jacinth]

wait a minute

[grim edge]

wdym

[desert lagoon]

i reviewed a couple

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[desert lagoon]

not doing them all cuz they all wins

[little elm]

i won friday event

[grim edge]

thanks man

[hasty iris]

fair play checks are manual

[mossy comet]

hahaha its matt im taking over

i ❤️ m@

[hasty iris]

my brotha u gotta stop sending geometry dash in here 💀 kind of annoying lol

[mossy comet]

shut up

[hasty iris]

[mossy comet]

matt objects

[desert lagoon]

bro at least send good gd content

[thick swift]

I was winning so much as well

[mossy comet]

shut up

[thick swift]

I was 1450 and now I’m barely 1400

[grim edge]

I’d rather be kind then be nice

[nova verge]

I’d rather be both

[mossy comet]

i would rather be matt

[grim edge]

click here to get a girlfriend for free!

[grim edge]

WOAH

[mossy comet]

YAY

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[upbeat viper]

lol

[autumn bronze]

is it her tho?

[mossy comet]

i got bitches now

[grim edge]

duh

[mossy comet]

anyways this “matt” hacking thing is my idea becaus im making matt clubstep and mattonmattaction

[safe acorn]

😭

[grim edge]

mattpat from chess theory??!?!?!!'

[mossy comet]

Funny Cat

[safe acorn]

💀

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[mossy comet]

should i change name to matt7402

[safe acorn]

Why it's soo hard to win against ppl 750 rapid

I'm an idiot or they're magnons

[hasty iris]

you should stop spamming geometry dash screenshots that nobody cares about literally every day 💀

[mossy comet]

Shut up

[desert lagoon]

stop losing

[hasty iris]

u want me to go count how many youve sent over the last week?

[mossy comet]

do it

[grim edge]

go to a gd server

[safe acorn]

Thank you for advice
||THAT REALLY HELPS||

[grim edge]

stop hanging your pieces

dyslexia hitting me hard rn god

[inland shore]

The annoucment roles

[safe acorn]

I don't actually...
Maybe I need to go to a chess class or something

[hasty iris]

<@&745328830649991179> bro is spamming every day for the last month geometry dash videos and screenshots he sent 5 in the last 5 minutes

[autumn bronze]

nah literally just stop hanging piecves

[autumn bronze]

send your account i can check what ur doing wrong

[hasty iris]

kindly requested for you to stop cause it be annoying after seeing it every day too @mossy comet

[strange skiff]

bro I know you by username. I've told you to stop before. that's how bad your spamming is @mossy comet

not playing with you anymore

next one is a ban, enough is enough. come on

[grim edge]

hello anitta i had the pack 99% done and lost ALL my code

[safe acorn]

Alireza_924

[strange skiff]

rip

@mossy comet got it?

[safe acorn]

Don't embarrass me plz

[inland shore]

Ty

[hasty iris]

what u making? the cc pack?

[grim edge]

into lichess, yes

[hasty iris]

lmao gl

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message this is how it looked

[hasty iris]

thats hilarious

[autumn bronze]

bro u play the wayward queen attack

[grim edge]

i was done except like 2 sfx's and my pc decided to crash

[hasty iris]

wait u lost all ur code? 💀

[grim edge]

guess who didn't save the code a single time

[desert lagoon]

legit opening

[hasty iris]

@nimble niche dumps on 2k rated players with it so 🤷‍♂️

[safe acorn]

I know...
I know better plans with black Pisces

My white opening sucked

😭

[surreal arrow]

try 30|0. 10|0 is basically blitz.

[strange skiff]

omg someone made it

[upbeat viper]

made what

[upbeat viper]

yeah

I did

[strange skiff]

nice

[upbeat viper]

I pinged you back there

[strange skiff]

thanks

[upbeat viper]

D:

[strange skiff]

i didn't see it

[upbeat viper]

pings issues

[strange skiff]

so many meetings

[autumn bronze]

bro learn the vienna or sum

[safe acorn]

Is that easier

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

anyway see yall

[autumn bronze]

just not the wayward queen attack bro

[upbeat viper]

seeya again

[nova verge]

Bye!

[safe acorn]

I will
Really appreciate for the advices

[surreal arrow]

i mean, it is, you get more time to think and make the correct moves. when i played 10|0 and 15|10 rapid i just couldn't improve. increasing time really helped me.

[autumn bronze]

bro u gotta stop blundering pieces

[surreal arrow]

@safe acorn also you'll notice that at low elo people basically don't use the 30min time well, they often lose at with 28min remaining. it's worth pointing out.

[safe acorn]

I was nervous
3 minutes blitz 💀
I couldn't think wisely

[surreal arrow]

im trash at 3min blitz

[mint vector]

I don't think blitz is about thinking wisely

[surreal arrow]

that's like, just for fun

[sterile tusk]

Good advice for start: watch a video on how to calculate, i recommend Gothamchess his Video; How to Calculate in chess

[sterile tusk]

Same 😭💀 check my elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

This is the Chess.com profile of webbix7. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1488 (1559 peak)
Blitz: 804 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1118 (1214 peak)

[safe acorn]

I'll check that out🍻

[autumn bronze]

nah im looking at a 10 minute game

[surreal arrow]

lol i feel ya on this, my blitz is abysmal, my bullet is better lol, but blitz is just.. UGH

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Saul Tigh (vukmarkov)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Saul Tigh (vukmarkov)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1202 (1393 peak)
Blitz: 689 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 855 (1162 peak)

[surreal arrow]

dat blitz

[sterile tusk]

I feel that

[autumn bronze]

800 is wild

[surreal arrow]

the things i see at 600 elo blitz

[shadow panther]

Is blitz just fast-paced chess?

[compact mantle]

Yes

But slower than 2|1

[shadow panther]

I went on an Atomic spree

[compact mantle]

I’m tryna get 1800 FIDE soon

[shadow panther]

FIDE?

[compact mantle]

Prob I’ll get around 1750 FIDE as a starter

As my first rating

[shadow panther]

what is fide

[compact mantle]

FIDE is the imternational chess federation

[shadow panther]

ok

[compact mantle]

That’s where you can apply for a grandmaster title

[shadow panther]

oh shit

[compact mantle]

Or CM, FM and IM

[shadow panther]

Levy is IM right?

[compact mantle]

(If you’re a woman also women titles)

[shadow panther]

GothamChess

[compact mantle]

Yes

He’s around 2350 rated

In std

[shadow panther]

std?

[thick swift]

Standard

[shadow panther]

I'm sorry idk any chess abbreviations

[thick swift]

Classical

I think

[compact mantle]

90|0 or more

[shadow panther]

OTB is over the board and that's really all I know besides IM and GM

[compact mantle]

Ah

Well abbreviations don’t rlly matter

[winter chasm]

hi

[compact mantle]

It’s just universally used

[sterile tusk]

Stockfish brilliant castle

[winter chasm]

wtf

[last verge]

what do you guys think the chess.com rapid rating of someone who is 1600 uscf would be

[sterile tusk]

Not edited or anything its rly in my gamereview like that 💀

[compact mantle]

This the chatgpt castle

[winter chasm]

so true

[compact mantle]

1800-2000rapid prob

[winter chasm]

what is lichess to chess.com

rating transfer

[last verge]

scary

[compact mantle]

Depends

[sterile tusk]

Very depending on elo

[compact mantle]

It’s not comparable though I’d say

[winter chasm]

is lichess like 400 more than chess.com

[sterile tusk]

Depending on elo

[winter chasm]

1600 on lichess

[compact mantle]

If you’re more comfortable in classical prob you can have a bit less than 200 difference between your fide and cc rapid

[winter chasm]

1200 on chess.com

[compact mantle]

Yes that would be accurate

[autumn bronze]

like 1500 probably

[compact mantle]

Same thing as 1600

In lichess ppl play ignorant until 2200

[rotund field]

DUCK

[compact mantle]

That’s accurate then innit

[rotund field]

HI DUCK

[compact mantle]

If you’re about 200 rating below your rapid cc

Rlly it’s not important what your rapid cc is, I think being comfortable with the time control is more important

[grim edge]

hi car

how u doing zel?

[upbeat viper]

qwack

[rotund field]

Hi duck

[leaden scroll]

What does this mean?

[rotund field]

I'm

[upbeat viper]

I'd have understood if it were 'wort'

https://tenor.com/view/wort-wort-wort-halo-elite-dance-halo-elite-dancing-halo-persona4-elite-persona4dancing-gif-24059772

but probably noone played Halo here

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-pet-kitty-kitten-gif-16276140

[leaden scroll]

Considering how unpopular and poorly known the series is, yeah.

[rotund field]

Real

[snow pond]

anyone 1v1

[rotund field]

W pfp

[snow pond]

fr

NF

[rotund field]

used to have that same pfp

[leaden scroll]

I’ll go. I’m rusty though

[snow pond]

im worse

[leaden scroll]

DM link, we’ll see.

[snow pond]

ok

[uncut mason]

So who won?

[potent merlin]

Me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> g2esports-xluxy

This is the Chess.com profile of g2esports-xluxy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1759 (1860 peak)
Blitz: 2233 (peak)
Bullet: 1722

[uncut mason]

Ahhaaha

[snow pond]

chill

[uncut mason]

Nice

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-katara-water-bending-ice-gif-18352921

[uncut mason]

That was so random

[worn ice]

shmooolik (2119) vs. blitz2009 (2266)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nd4 4. f4 g6 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. O-O Nxb5 7. Nxb5 a6 8. Nc3 d6 9. d3 Nf6 10. h3 O-O 11. Be3 b5 12. a3 Rb8 13. Rb1 b4 14. axb4 Rxb4 15. Qd2 Bd7 16. e5 Ne8 17. Nd5 Rb8 18. g4 Nc7 19. Nxc7 Qxc7 20. f5 dxe5 21. Bh6 Bc6 22. Bxg7 Kxg7 23. Ng5 h6 24. fxg6 hxg5 25. gxf7 Qd6 26. Qxg5+ Kh7 27. Qh5+ Qh6 28. Qxe5 Qxh3 29. Qf5+ Kh8 30. Qe5+ Kh7 31. Qf5+ 

[nova verge]

"Chill"

not random at all

[spring solstice]

Did bastoura cracked joke I just felt smthing

[warped vigil]

is anyone else's chess.com rating lower than their uscf rating

[keen parrot]

no

[uncut mason]

Yes

[fast kiln]

update i did not hit 2200

[uncut mason]

No that's not random at all

[nova verge]

nope.

[lyric zodiac]

hey guys my account just recently got hacked for some reason. I was able to change my password and secure my account but I don't know how this person was able to log into my account. I don't know if they hacked my account using my gmail or if they somehow found my account in chess.com. They first changed the Pfp and bio and everything and played a couple of games on it. They keep sending me friend requests and chat requests on multiple alt accounts which i think have also been hacked. If someone could share some insight on my situation it would be nice.

[grim edge]

i lost two times straight to martin

[heavy swallow]

How

[uncut mason]

How

[keen parrot]

talk to a chess.com staff member

[lyric zodiac]

do you know any way I could contact them

[heavy swallow]

Hmm I wonder

[keen parrot]

send them a mail ig

[hasty iris]

look for contact options on the website

[lyric zodiac]

ok thx

i just don't want other peoples accounts to be hacked like mine

[uncut mason]

I think you're password wasnt that safe

[warped vigil]

what is it?

my password is 171042948208589... but for what?

Yes

[nova verge]

Yo

[wary current]

sir this is a chess discord server

[grim edge]

Sorry

[boreal cosmos]

Sup

[rotund field]

Lalalala

[warped vigil]

honestly some non chess stuff seems to be allowed here

[nova verge]

Sup @boreal cosmos

[keen parrot]

this is a chat for general discussion

so anything goes as long as it doesnt break rules

[heavy swallow]

I think so

[grim edge]

Fr

[warped vigil]

"but please try to keep it chess related :)"

[uncut mason]

Im 1379 on chess.com because I don't play much . I rather learn and my Fide rating is 1490

[grim edge]

Would you say climate change is real?

[keen parrot]

try

[warped vigil]

do you think its real @grim edge ?

[keen parrot]

there is #💬〡chess-talk

[warped vigil]

fair

[warped vigil]

awwwwww

[nova verge]

awwwh doggie

[heavy swallow]

He looks scared

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/air-bud-gif-11431580

[nova verge]

That;s terrifying

[wary current]

sure the dog is cute, but can he play a consistent king's indian defense?

[uncut mason]

Oh my password is password

[grim edge]

logged in

[trim magnet]

helo

who wants to play chess

[uncut mason]

Wait wut

[uncut mason]

You?

[grim edge]

im jus playing 😭

[warped vigil]

that cat has chicken broth stuck to its lips

or something

[mild nest]

damn

[upbeat viper]

yk there's a #1104006325307965501 chan btw

[high oasis]

thats a meow meow

[mild nest]

i just enjoyed playing chess for the first time in a while

[nova verge]

IKR

[nova verge]

Omg I didn’t know

[warped vigil]

Heeeeere kiddy kiddy kiddy

[high oasis]

sometimes i tell my cat that shes a cat because i dont think she knows how cool being a cat is

[nova verge]

I think it would be so cool to be a cat for like a week

[warped vigil]

cats aren't cool; dogs are cool

[high oasis]

smack

[rose zinc]

Don’t smack him

[high oasis]

it would be. you could hunt too.

[warped vigil]

exactly; a cat will smack you but a dog won't

[high oasis]

smack smack

[rose zinc]

😔

[high oasis]

bite

[warped vigil]

also there's nothing a cat can do that a dog can't do

[nova verge]

I think it would be fun to climb trees

[high oasis]

leave you alone

[high oasis]

ha nice

[warped vigil]

ah thats easy, just get a beagle

[uncut mason]

[warped vigil]

they snooze 3/4 of the day

[high oasis]

climb trees

[mild nest]

land from high place safely

[warped vigil]

and climb down trees

[warped vigil]

well... define high

[high oasis]

id rather get my cat

[warped vigil]

my dog can jump down from the couch just fine

[high oasis]

theyre too precious to get down by themselves

[last verge]

i just unironically beat a 2242 rated player wtf

[warped vigil]

too scared

[warped vigil]

congratulations

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-cat-vs-dog-jedi-cat-jedi-lightsaber-gif-16455709

[warped vigil]

honestly 2200s are bad

[last verge]

and it was in the KID @restive storm i'm coming for you

[mild nest]

like 200 feet maybe

[uncut mason]

New pets channel

[last verge]

L rizz

[snow pond]

@potent merlin you still wanna play

?

[warped vigil]

check mate is where you threaten to take the king, but they can't prevent it

[sleek zealot]

this guy looks lile his name is dave

[snow pond]

anyone wanna 1v1 blitz or rapid

[warped vigil]

wtf is that

[sleek zealot]

meaning 2127 on chesscom right? just a wild guess

[warped vigil]

he looks like my old chess coach but thinner

[gentle depot]

wrong

mate like take their hand in marriage?

[nova verge]

Yes

[snow pond]

yeh

[grim edge]

The king is basically stuck in this limbo

It can never get taken or escape

[snow pond]

1200

[grim edge]

Bro I thought you said you were 1300 inches

I gotta stop confusing those words

[snow pond]

no

[livid shore]

lichess tho

[uncut mason]

Im 0 lichess

[grim edge]

YEAH I KNOW THAT

[livid shore]

ratings are inflated there

[gentle depot]

what happens behind the scenes when the king is mated and the game closes

[grim edge]

Sorry caps

[warped vigil]

I have 12 inches

[gentle depot]

[grim edge]

Rookie numbers

[warped vigil]

I have a footlong ruler with 12 inch markings

[uncut mason]

Sorry but I would destroy you with my 0 elo

[gentle depot]

sit down rookie

[warped vigil]

I will destroy you all with my USCF TITLE

[grim edge]

Wanna battle?

[warped vigil]

IM TITLED

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/wG6RW

[gentle depot]

twice yours

[grim edge]

That’s a girl?

[gentle depot]

and the moon is made out of cheese

[snow pond]

ok

[uncut mason]

Refresh

[gentle depot]

[warped vigil]

I'm better than all yall in 90+30

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[uncut mason]

Im actually 3/4 elo on cc

[warped vigil]

whats your elo @gentle depot

[grim edge]

Vert is 500 elo max

[gentle depot]

higher than verts

[uncut mason]

I alr know you

[warped vigil]

you're lying

[grim edge]

[gentle depot]

you'll get there

[nova verge]

One step at a time 🎶🎶🎶

[uncut mason]

I got an A-

[warped vigil]

"lil buddy"

[gentle depot]

you abt to quit chess

[grim edge]

Hm? Who are u?

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-buddy-the-elf-color-favorite-will-ferrell-gif-5706180

[warped vigil]

i wanna be a "lil buddy"

[uncut mason]

Copycat my about

[gentle depot]

they're not even the same

[gentle depot]

mine is better

I can beat you without a queen

[uncut mason]

Bc you added planets💀

[uncut mason]

I can beat you without rooks heheheha

[gentle depot]

don't accuse

[polar trench]

rocks!

[uncut mason]

Yes true

[nova verge]

I like to throw snow balls

[uncut mason]

Gosh I hate autocerrect

[heavy swallow]

Hi lil buddy

[nova verge]

Omg no way! It’s cold

Yes ice cold!

[uncut mason]

Bruh it's so hot rn

[nova verge]

🥶🥶🥶

[warped vigil]

Snow is white, snow is bright

[uncut mason]

Mars

[high oasis]

vc is so boring rn

[nova verge]

Damn I hate the heat that’s why I’m happy where I live

[high oasis]

that’s actually what will happen

david will eat and sleep less than elon too

[uncut mason]

Ur from moon right

[high oasis]

honestly ye

[winged sage]

It was raining very heavily lmfao

[high oasis]

walked into it

like a sheep off a cliff

[winged sage]

Ignore the shots lol

[keen parrot]

how

[winged sage]

Close ears

[grim edge]

ok i got most of what i did back, I'll continue and probably be done with it tomorrow

[keen parrot]

1k what

[keen parrot]

im still 727 rated so nope

[high oasis]

what else am i supposed to do look at your face?

[mystic stream]

Did u hit radiant yet

[winged sage]

Listen to rain

[keen parrot]

imagine beating me once and then dodging all future challenges

[high oasis]

L

[worn anchor]

Wassap

[winged sage]

My honest reaction

[keen parrot]

aight bet lets do it

[nova verge]

What’s good?

[last verge]

skull

[uncut mason]

HAHA I have 0.65 elo more than you

[worn anchor]

I just go back to school today and I’m happy

[mystic stream]

Skull

[winged sage]

I will beat both of you playing at the same time because I play agains Magnus carlsen as a warmup

[nova verge]

Oh wonderful! School is a great place to learn!

[worn anchor]

Your too good for me master Yoda…

[keen parrot]

send it when you are ready vert

[worn anchor]

Yeah I guess

[grim edge]

Whoever I just went against

[snow pond]

me

[grim edge]

gg

[snow pond]

gg lol

[mystic stream]

I play stockfish for a warmup get better

[winged sage]

Damn

[grim edge]

38 BEST MOVES

[winged sage]

I play with my self at the chess board for a warmup

[grim edge]

Can someone game review this

[worn anchor]

I beat alpha zero while sleeping wake up

[snow pond]

i can

[grim edge]

Thank you

[snow pond]

i have diamond

[grim edge]

I saw I was going to ask you first

Thank you

[warped vigil]

look guys I got 50 percent accuracy! Hooray! That's my best ever!
https://www.chess.com/game/live/86982534679

[worn ice]

1e4_0-1 (1707) vs. eterno1212 (1671)

Move List

1. b3 Nf6 2. Bb2 g6 3. e4 d6 4. f4 Bg7 5. e5 dxe5 6. fxe5 Ng4 7. Nf3 Qd5 8. Bc4 Qc5 9. d4 Qb6 10. Bxf7+ Kxf7 11. Ng5+ Ke8 12. O-O h6 13. Ne4 Bxe5 14. Qd3 Nxh2 15. Nf6+ exf6 16. Qxg6+ Ke7 17. Ba3+ Bd6 18. Qxf6+ Kd7 19. Qf7+ Kc6 20. Qc4+ 

[mystic stream]

Yes

[uncut mason]

I beat alpha zero while reading a books how are you so good

[ruby rain]

What should I do

[worn anchor]

🐦

[vestal kestrel]

https://txnor.com/vieagb1c3/metacarlton-gif-23938203

[rotund field]

Meowwwww

[worn anchor]

I train with Martin, he is my personal coach

[winged sage]

I get 80 percent in my elo

[rotund field]

That's cute

[winged sage]

But everyone is stupid in 500-700 lol

[uncut mason]

I train with Wayne

[worn anchor]

Yeah

[rotund field]

Bros 701

[worn anchor]

0.1 is better

[winged sage]

I train with Bobby fisscher

[ruby rain]

Guys

[vestal kestrel]

i was once 1200 elo

[uncut mason]

Wayne has 250 elo

[worn anchor]

I train with Pessi

[mystic stream]

Win

[winged sage]

I train with mittens

[uncut mason]

How much Elixier do you cost

[rotund field]

I was once 1800 😔

[ruby rain]

3

[worn anchor]

W card but boring card

[winged sage]

I cost 1 I am the 3 skeletons

[ruby rain]

Astolfo is a cycle card

[vestal kestrel]

[rotund field]

Then I made the best decision of my life and quit chess

[jagged phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86996302933 game i played against 1500

[worn ice]

Dennisthefrogman (1009) vs. garlicos (1493)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[worn anchor]

You are a boolist

[vestal kestrel]

why

[winged sage]

Boolist?

[rotund field]

Was unhappy

[worn anchor]

Your mentally strong, gg

[uncut mason]

Rf1

[vestal kestrel]

ive quit most of my games

[ruby rain]

Why tho

[vestal kestrel]

can chess make u unhappy

[worn anchor]

I was trying if it existed in English 🤣 (I’m French btw so my English is very bad)

[rotund field]

Three months chess sober 😋

[ruby rain]

That pawn is double defended already

[rotund field]

Yes...very much so

[winged sage]

It’s ok I will search it

[vestal kestrel]

how

[ruby rain]

My position is locked and I need a passive move to not mess it up

[green jungle]

lets fuuuuuuuuuuukcing goooo

[worn anchor]

And you don’t imagine random positions when you’re about to sleep ?

[valid parcel]

Because everyone got them different emotions

[rotund field]

Certain mentalities are terrible for chess

[mystic stream]

👀

[worn anchor]

It’s the 5 elixir thing who throws balls

[rotund field]

Haven't had a chess dream in two months :)

[uncut mason]

Just play it

[worn anchor]

Teach me (and I’m not talking about Blackbeard 🤣)

[uncut mason]

Trust me

[ruby rain]

But it's not needed

[green jungle]

bro you do wqhat 💀 tetris effect

[ruby rain]

That's like a good move

[merry obsidian]

Ouai baguette

[rotund field]

Well took me a good mental breakdown to quit 😭

[vestal kestrel]

i should quit chess then before i become like everyone here

[uncut mason]

Then Ng6

[green jungle]

bitchless

[last verge]

i beat someone around your rapid rating today

[worn anchor]

Yeah I sleep about chess, I play it during college lessons, I play while eating

[ruby rain]

Then the pawn is only defended once with 2 attackers

[worn anchor]

I wanna quit it

[green jungle]

u ok bro

[vestal kestrel]

oh no its too late

[ruby rain]

This guy is dumb someone else help

[green jungle]

i quit chess by playing video games

[worn anchor]

No I’m not

[valid parcel]

I didnt know that the more you win, the higher the chance you win! All it takes is one loss to derail your winning mentality!

[green jungle]

hi not, im cirrin!

[vestal kestrel]

i quit video games by playing chess

🗿

[green jungle]

i did that too, but video games are better

so i regressed

[last verge]

no way cirrin

[worn anchor]

I play video games but chess always come back

[valid parcel]

What if the video game has chess in it?

[uncut mason]

Im she and it opens up you rook

[green jungle]

then you suck or something idk

[vestal kestrel]

how so, chess atleast keeps your brain working

[worn anchor]

And I don’t wanna lose my level

[uncut mason]

It's also one of the top engine moves

[green jungle]

fps chess player moment

[warped vigil]

some video games are better than chess

[ruby rain]

I lose a pawn bruh

[green jungle]

i play mobas and build bases in coc so theres l[penty of brain working in there

[warped vigil]

most aren't

anyone play Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead

[worn anchor]

Chess is the best game ever but it’s also the worst

[uncut mason]

Bruh how much elo do you have

[vestal kestrel]

true

[winged sage]

I forgot

[green jungle]

speaking of working

[ruby rain]

Moving the knight removes a defender on the pawn

[valid parcel]

I employ plenty of chess moves on Football Manager.

[green jungle]

every day in college is leg day when your campus is hilly af

[worn anchor]

Guys I said on TikTok « yeah a pawn moves forward everybody knows it » and everyone started to say me « you wanna prove »

[ruby rain]

I'm not gonna take a positive position and make it negative to open up a rook

[lean owl]

Guys my chess.com just glitched?

[vestal kestrel]

ill quit both video games and chess and to cope ill touch grass

[keen parrot]

3-0 bitch

[winged sage]

Js fly

[green jungle]

like why go to the gym and do squats when u can just bike five miles each day to get to classes uphill and downhill

[last verge]

rock

[worn anchor]

Is it normal ?

[green jungle]

but then i would already be fat

the biking keeps me not as fat

[winged sage]

Then cut

[valid parcel]

What if you live in a city where there aint much grass?

[green jungle]

my skin?

[lean owl]

How he capture two pawns in one move?

[winged sage]

Gym term for calorie deficiet

[vestal kestrel]

then get ai grass that talks to you

[green jungle]

dude i know i was messing with you

[uncut mason]

u would still be up -0.89

[winged sage]

Grow it

[worn anchor]

What is f ???

[green jungle]

grow grass

[ruby rain]

How

[lean owl]

DUDE I CANT LOSE ELO FOR THIS

[uncut mason]

A pawn doesnt move fprward what are you talking about

[ruby rain]

Are you using Martin as your chess engine?

[lean owl]

IT SHOWS ITS MY TURN TO MOVE

[uncut mason]

Are you 100 elo?

[worn anchor]

Oh yeah it moves backwards

[winged sage]

F is a letter that is after e

[green jungle]

then move

[ruby rain]

Getting rid of a pawn for nothing isn't smart bruh

[green jungle]

f is the letter you type in the chat when someone does something dumb af

[winged sage]

Yes

[ruby rain]

There's obviously a better move

[lean owl]

i lost two pawns in one move and when i try to move it js makes it a premove

[uncut mason]

No it moves behind them and captures them

[worn anchor]

Fr ?

[winged sage]

Yes

[green jungle]

Yes

[winged sage]

No

[uncut mason]

No im 3/4

[worn anchor]

…

[green jungle]

skill issue, google en twopawnscapturessant

[winged sage]

C is after f

[green jungle]

because when you get an f, your parents will C you out of the family

(asian)

[winged sage]

Yes

[green jungle]

Yes

[winged sage]

And then they will hand you a bowl of fruits

[uncut mason]

Ouch

[worn anchor]

Do you guys know « en passant » are French words ?

[green jungle]

so is rendevous

[outer jewel]

Yeah for in passing

[uncut mason]

No it's unpleasant

[winged sage]

Wdym rendevous

[worn anchor]

AND THE T IS NON PRONOUNCED

[green jungle]

i forgoet how to spell it

[winged sage]

I’m gonna pull up a dictionary Holdon

[primal fern]

it's spelled rendezvous

[green jungle]

thankyou

[winged sage]

I am too stupid to comprehend these words

[green jungle]

i knew it looked weird

[primal fern]

are you not in uni?

[outer jewel]

Rondayvoo

[primal fern]

it's not weird.....

[worn anchor]

Did you mean rendez-vous ?

[green jungle]

yes, fifteen seconds ago

[primal fern]

too young to use discord ur gonna get banned

[green jungle]

the way i spelled my misspelling, i mean

[green jungle]

u're

[uncut mason]

Ask a 2700 and they will say the same

[winged sage]

I will go back into the womb again then

[slim storm]

she banban zaza style on my pizza tower till i flush call that the skibidi toilet

[worn anchor]

I’ve ever lose my discord account with this style of joke

Delete it quickly

[winged sage]

It would be funny

[worn anchor]

I’m serious rn

[slim storm]

dont say this shit i lost my lasts account because i said i was 3 months old

[winged sage]

How is a person in kindergarten gonna type messages on discord

[icy flax]

hey

[ruby rain]

Highly doubt that

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @icy flax, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[heavy swallow]

Hi neuro

[slim storm]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[primal fern]

hi jace

[icy flax]

tnx

[winged sage]

Lmao

[heavy swallow]

Hru mate

[ruby rain]

A 2700 is gonna find a better move than a 1300

[primal fern]

many people got locked out the other night

[green jungle]

who r u

[heavy swallow]

Unlock my friend nugette

[worn anchor]

ישראלי ?

[limpid heart]

Is anyone here interested in hiring a chess writer?

[primal fern]

who that

[icy flax]

כן

[heavy swallow]

I mainly talked in gc don’t mind me

[winged sage]

I also speak this language

[heavy swallow]

He made a pp sucking joke and got locked out

[worn anchor]

Me too

[primal fern]

he should be locked out then.

[heavy swallow]

Can he appeal tho ?

[winged sage]

Smaloutlati shaloowl towillaole meso gola hogo

[primal fern]

how long is the lockout for?

[heavy swallow]

Idk

Isn’t it appeal thing ?

I’m not locked out I wouldn’t know

[primal fern]

he should wait until the lockout ends. they are normally timed

[uncut mason]

Im 1500

[heavy swallow]

Oh k

[worn anchor]

Appeal doesn’t work I still wait for an appeal from discord since 2 weeks

[heavy swallow]

Note to not make pp sucking jokes

[uncut mason]

Wut

[icy flax]

tell me something today after few months i hit 1000 elo its ok or its not really
milestone

[ruby rain]

No difference

[uncut mason]

Bro 1vs1 me

[worn anchor]

That’s decent

[winged sage]

1v1 me clash Royale

I will smoke u

[ruby rain]

I'm 8700 and have 2 top 1k finishes

[worn anchor]

Im top 10 France in Clash Royale

[white sorrel]

ur the same digit as magnus now congrats

[icy flax]

lets goooo

[winged sage]

Ok ez goodnight

[heavy swallow]

@primal fern I get unmuted from gc in like 20 minutes I’ll be seeing you next time I get muted there

[primal fern]

k

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-falcon-anime-yo-salute-whats-up-gif-6103455

[uncut mason]

Im only top 8k

[icy flax]

just 2 months and same digit like the world champion

[worn anchor]

Im top 200 world

[uncut mason]

Cap you're only 0.1 elo

[primal fern]

people still play clash royale?

[heavy swallow]

Of course

[uncut mason]

Yes tournaments

[worn anchor]

You have the same name than the little sirene

[heavy swallow]

Hog rider gang stays strong

[uncut mason]

Altough level 15 is so stupid

[ruby rain]

What now

[worn anchor]

Im speaking about clash Royale

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-of-clans-hog-rider-call-gif-13376447

[primal fern]

damn my bad i thought people grew up a while ago

[icy flax]

what?

[heavy swallow]

Let me show you something

[uncut mason]

Cap you only play chess

[uncut mason]

Qd6

[worn anchor]

The film, « the little mermaid »

[icy flax]

lol

[worn anchor]

No

[ruby rain]

But that's so obvious I think it's bad

[heavy swallow]

@primal fern

[ruby rain]

It's too easy of a move 😭

[heavy swallow]

That’s half my life btw

[ruby rain]

0 Gc finishes

[heavy swallow]

Been playing 7 years and still suck

[green jungle]

ok! ❤️

[heavy swallow]

[worn anchor]

That’s boring to always speak English, they can’t do French channels ?

[heavy swallow]

I’m 14 and I’ve been playing clash for 7 years 💀

[ruby rain]

Oopsie

[uncut mason]

If they check Kb8, Re6, Qg6, Bc8

[heavy swallow]

How long you been playing tho

[worn anchor]

Lol ive got all my cards max level

[ruby rain]

2 years

[bright prairie]

Knight sacrifice

[heavy swallow]

Noob

[uncut mason]

Nice new magnus

[heavy swallow]

Not a OG like me

[bright prairie]

[uncut mason]

7 years too but still regret that I havent played tournaments for these rare emotes

[heavy swallow]

Atleast your good

I suck ass

[ruby rain]

Wdym Qg6

[heavy swallow]

The 7 year old meta no longer works

[uncut mason]

Ur level 27 which means you like never played

[heavy swallow]

Shush

I played all the 7 years

[uncut mason]

To attack you pawn

[heavy swallow]

Just not much

[heavy swallow]

As y’all

[uncut mason]

Qd7

[uncut mason]

Cap

[ruby rain]

Kd2

Knight

[grave wasp]

zel back

[heavy swallow]

The first year I played a decent amount but the next 6 I barely played but I still played

[uncut mason]

Blunder now you win after Bc8

[ruby rain]

His bishop

[uncut mason]

Yes

[ruby rain]

I'm not winning

It's still even

[fathom herald]

hi

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/yujiro-hanma-baki-swimming-gif-24634116

[ruby rain]

He has doubled pawns

[uncut mason]

I didnt know where he moved his rook sry

[uncut mason]

Push d pawn

[grim edge]

if someone held up a gun to my head and told me to subtract 9 from 21
tell my family i loved them

[uncut mason]

Im going to sleep and Chat is dead

[uncut mason]

Attack their rook

[grim edge]

any fair play moderators? just a quick question, and thanks in advance for your time

https://www.chess.com/member/lamegambit101 what kind of ban is this?

[grim edge]

I closed it

They caught I'm using an alt

wtf

[ruby rain]

What about f6

Rf6

[uncut mason]

If they play Rf6 you can play Rd6

[heavy swallow]

What

[ruby rain]

Rf7

[uncut mason]

Nc6

[grim edge]

Who do I ask for help on the site

[ruby rain]

Rh7

[uncut mason]

For what

[grim edge]

This green checkmark keeps knocking me out of my game

[heavy swallow]

Your not a cheater tho right ? @grim edge

[grim edge]

That acc is not my main, I ask Neuro on what should I do then he recommended to close it

[heavy swallow]

Not a cheater tho right

[uncut mason]

Send game picture

[grim edge]

What do u think

[uncut mason]

So you cant play?

[heavy swallow]

Idk just making sure 😭

[grim edge]

that's not the normal sign tho, when a user voluntarily closes the account it says this user is inactive

[heavy swallow]

What’s your actual elo then ?

[grim edge]

Idk, you can ask Neuro link. He already contacted staff

[uncut mason]

Ur winning pin the knight

[grim edge]

okay, so you already talked to him, that's good

[ruby rain]

Wdym

[grim edge]

I mean, I'll get banned if I don't

[grim edge]

No I just reload the page and I’m back

[grim edge]

sorry about this. I've just been on a hunt for cheaters in GC today

[uncut mason]

Rd1

[heavy swallow]

Maybe you shoudl be studying

[grim edge]

true lmaoo

[heavy swallow]

Study David 🙏

[grim edge]

All cool

I mean, Gc have alot of cheaters lol. Even here too

[uncut mason]

Take it if the play R#h6, play knight d4

[heavy swallow]

Taht fnx guy

3 minutes till unmute

[uncut mason]

Go to help on website or app

[grim edge]

What is the green checkmark for?

[rancid tulip]

Guys what do you think of the elephant gambit (1. e4 e5 2.Nf3 d5)

[little elm]

losing

[uncut mason]

Pawn c5

[ruby rain]

Re4

[untold quail]

bro i need to get a course that teaches me how to stop throwing completely winning positions

[uncut mason]

Do you mean this

[grim edge]

Yeah

[untold quail]

i just tossed 70 elo more than half of which i was in a completely easily winning position

[uncut mason]

a5

[ruby rain]

B3

[uncut mason]

Oh it's in game review? It means that's a good move

[untold quail]

poor guy

[uncut mason]

Kc6

[grim edge]

Why does it kick me out then

[elfin pebble]

wasup

[untold quail]

sure if u dont charge me anything

[ruby rain]

A3

[uncut mason]

It shouldnt kick you out?

[little elm]

why is there no one in 30sec pool

[grim edge]

It take me to this screen that says play

[untold quail]

oh very affordable ill take that

[uncut mason]

?

[untold quail]

i will just happen to forget to pay u whenever its time

[uncut mason]

b5

[ruby rain]

King or pawn

[untold quail]

lol ik

i could probably use one tho

[uncut mason]

Ok idk why that would happen but you can always ask support

[uncut mason]

Pawn

[ruby rain]

E7

[grim edge]

Can I show you the screen

[untold quail]

gotham>

[uncut mason]

U don't have trusted role

[grim edge]

I know…

[untold quail]

yeah i havent watched an instructional vid of his for a while

i hear his courses r pretty well made tho

[warped vigil]

youtube is for entertainment, puzzles are for improvement

[uncut mason]

Rook e7? you can take on b3 with ur knight

[ruby rain]

Huh

[uncut mason]

Ok something isnt right

[soft venture]

Won 8 games in a row. Chess is too easy for me

[rotund field]

Might as well quit and find a new game fr

[uncut mason]

King to d5

[ruby rain]

B4

[soft venture]

Yeah. Time to complete another game

[uncut mason]

True

[ruby rain]

Pb4

[untold quail]

me when my opponents trade while down a full piece

[uncut mason]

Don't take and push c4

[ruby rain]

E8

E7*

[little elm]

why does no one above 2300 play chesscom hyper

[rotund field]

Who's this 😭

[untold quail]

NO I MISSCLICKED WHILE COMPLETELY WINNING BRO COME ON

[rotund field]

Lemme answer in a silly way "ommmm cheesewater for dinner"

[untold quail]

my mouse is so bad bro

[uncut mason]

Rook e7? Push the pawn again to c3

[uncut mason]

Always happened to me

[ruby rain]

He played e8

[uncut mason]

Yes push the pawn if they check hide the king

[rotund field]

Yea it's me

[ruby rain]

Where do I hide

[rotund field]

😭😭😭

[uncut mason]

King c4

[untold quail]

i accidentally hung my rook like 8 different ways while attempting to see if something would work

[rotund field]

U still haven't answered who you are thooo

[hasty iris]

Cause they are on Lichess ☠️

[rotund field]

WHO ARE UUUU

😭😭😭

[uncut mason]

HAHA

[ruby rain]

BROS ABOUT TO GET PESSANTED

[rotund field]

seriously could be so many ppl 😭

[peak plank]

It's unity

[uncut mason]

HUH I have a feeling you're telling me something random lol

[peak plank]

That's unity

[keen parrot]

unity da cheater

[rotund field]

UNITY

[uncut mason]

U shouldnt though

[rotund field]

The old old man

[grim edge]

hello zelk

[rotund field]

Hola

[uncut mason]

Bruh

[grim edge]

hallo

[uncut mason]

Ohayo

[rotund field]

Lalalalala

[uncut mason]

Nice voice

[rotund field]

💀💀

how have y'all been

[ruby rain]

I still won

[untold quail]

HOLY SHIT NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP IM NOW WINNING IN A GAME I BLUNDERED A FULL ROOK

[uncut mason]

Yeah that bot is not that good

[grim edge]

@uncut mason I figured it out

[uncut mason]

Congrats though

[uncut mason]

Nice what was it?

[grim edge]

It’s stupid

[ruby rain]

Now I just gotta beat Gandolph

[peak plank]

Zel never said hi to me

[uncut mason]

Who is that

[ruby rain]

Leonard

Built like Dumbledore

[grim edge]

Turns out on account creation it sets it to move me to next available game after move

[rotund field]

Alex told me u changed your name to wins or something and then continued to go on and lose a lot

Hehehe

[ruby rain]

I can just Rename Torch to Martin and then bam

[rotund field]

He just added me out of nowhere 😭

[ruby rain]

Isn't Torch like 3500 while Stockfish is 3700~

[uncut mason]

Dumbledore knew where Voldemort was he could have just looked for him defeated all hocruxes and noone would have died

[rotund field]

He's young

attention is always on the mind when ur young

[peak plank]

He is correct

[rotund field]

Silly mf 😭

[peak plank]

😦

no bully

[untold quail]

im 1000 and someone just tried to 5 move checkmate me

[peak plank]

OMG IM GOING TO GET JESUS

MAYBE

[rotund field]

Lalalala

Haven't played chess in forever

[peak plank]

IM jesus

no

the IM.

he coaches.