💬〡general-off-topic

[lunar fossil]

im -156 elo

[wind plank]

ohwow, would you like to play a game with me? I'd be very pleased to and I'm looking forward to it.

[paper wing]

Bru

[lunar fossil]

I am goat

[slender sphinx]

Kid

[misty lion]

Solved not made

[silk river]

what does lichess blitz 1565 rapid 1600 convert to on chess.com? i havent played chess.com in a while

[grim edge]

coming from a 900 elo is wild

[lunar fossil]

bet

[paper wing]

@lunar fossil your da goat

[lunar fossil]

Your god damn right

[worn patrol]

Yeah

[wind plank]

alright

[slender sphinx]

4digits can only talk

[silk river]

trippin

[misty lion]

Anyways it’s easy for a 900 elo💀

[lunar fossil]

NUH UH HES VERSING ME

[worn patrol]

Its not that wild

[wind plank]

Check dms

[misty lion]

BRO WHAT?

[slender sphinx]

I mean i get it but i could say i solved gold coin game cuz u saw solution

[misty lion]

I solved it at 400 and im still bad though

[lament sparrow]

damiano defense

82% of 700 elo blitz

[misty lion]

Bro is him

[lament sparrow]

who is him ?

me?

[misty lion]

Yes

[twin pond]

lmao

[misty lion]

Was well played

[keen parrot]

now im not defending starky

[misty lion]

Kim dojka

[twin pond]

Yes sir

[simple lagoon]

hehehehhehehe

[keen parrot]

but do you guys actually get proud over playing Nxe5 against the Daimano

[twin pond]

hunter hunter guy

[misty lion]

Ahah nice pfp

[misty lion]

Yes💀

[simple lagoon]

hackerman

[misty lion]

Damn

[grim edge]

@simple rose Mate in 18

[misty lion]

Chapgpt carry visual studio code

[simple lagoon]

my other idea was automatically run a virus but i think thats to illegal

[lament jacinth]

Someone play chess with me im bored

[primal fern]

@misty lion !welcome

[simple lagoon]

nah, i just asked him to make the loop,the other code is mine

[stable jungle]

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[misty lion]

No need to think, it is

[misty lion]

Im fine no

[misty lion]

That racism

[simple lagoon]

i mean it is also illegal run x / 0

[misty lion]

I repport you to the mod

[lament jacinth]

Meet neuro link, the most annoying mini mod there is to exist

[lethal linden]

@upbeat viper please play again

[upbeat viper]

chill

[upbeat viper]

why

[misty lion]

Not the same level ?

[upbeat viper]

even by doing horrible moves intentionally I win

[lethal linden]

Please

[misty lion]

That cause ur elo is trash

[lament jacinth]

Bastorua has no mercy on the mere 500s

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

I just wanted to adopt him tbh

[misty lion]

[worn patrol]

but i didnt see the solution???

[upbeat viper]

(and the bullet doesn't count

I thought it was blitz

so I played slow

[lament jacinth]

You'd probably adopt me

[misty lion]

That should be illegal

[upbeat viper]

ended up 10sec against 30 lol

[simple lagoon]

i mean no but its kinda illegal to divide with 0

[lethal linden]

I am only 700 elo

[misty lion]

Not illegal just impossible

[lament jacinth]

Unlucky

[upbeat viper]

probably

[misty lion]

Illegal for him to bully u

[winged haven]

Hii

[paper wing]

Hi

[rough dome]

Wow

[lethal linden]

Whatever i had fun time

[misty lion]

I would cry

[upbeat viper]

actually no, you're 1500

sooo there's a chance I blunder in a game

and can't come back

[simple lagoon]

shall i make that the loop cant be interrupted

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessuserb

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Rapid: 1724 (peak)
Blitz: 1403 (peak)
Bullet: 1073 (1086 peak)

[upbeat viper]

anyway

thanks for your participation

[lethal linden]

Playing against higher rated player can actually make youa better player

[upbeat viper]

my list grows

😼

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper Could i try to adopt you next year

[upbeat viper]

come on you can't

[misty lion]

Bro what are u on did someone hurt you ?

[upbeat viper]

there's no way I don't win or draw against you

[grim edge]

in 1 year i say i can

[misty lion]

I would rather play against higher bot than get humiliated my ego too big to loose so much

[rough dome]

Why are toddlers reckless

[simple lagoon]

yes,someone destroyed my scratch code

[upbeat viper]

I won against 2600 sooo even then there's no way I can't get a draw at least

[lethal linden]

I actually forked him

[grim edge]

You really had to pull the genshin emoji

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-shall-see-leonardo-di-caprio-smoking-gif-10168634

[grim edge]

i pull random emojis 24/7

i dont even play genshin anymore lol

[misty lion]

Deserved

[lethal linden]

Play again i will play the sicillian defense

[lapis brook]

cap

[grim edge]

Bro I got banned from that server lmao

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

[misty lion]

For saying the nword?

[grim edge]

For saying some genshin characters are trash

[silent quest]

1000s suck so much

[misty lion]

Average discord mod

[grim edge]

And people got mad because I said their favourite character isn’t actually that good

[rough dome]

What's your elo

[grim edge]

There are many 1000s who play like Magnus (jk) but they aren’t that bad

[upbeat viper]

any person to get adopted in 3+2 ?

[lethal linden]

Everyone sucks until they are gm

[grim edge]

I’m 1000 but someone told me I’m underrated and more about 1350

[lethal linden]

Qanna play?

[rough dome]

Who

[wraith hawk]

you get told that and then find out you're not

[upbeat viper]

you're already adopted

[grim edge]

This 2100

[upbeat viper]

I need someone else

[lethal linden]

Lets play

[rough dome]

You have a personality of my lost friend

[grim edge]

I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult

[rough dome]

Lmao

[silent quest]

Proceeds to blunder the rook and call it a sacrifice

Ayoo

[upbeat viper]

we can try

3+2

[grim edge]

It’s actually a positional sacrifice which gives white an initiative on the queen side, with the creation of a weakness on f6.

[rough dome]

He is from Bosnia

[indigo jetty]

@upbeat viper can I adopt u plssssssssss

[upbeat viper]

I can't chall you

[lethal linden]

Play me please

[upbeat viper]

you probably can't

[grim edge]

A positional outpost on g5 is now available for the knight allowing a key role for the knight to play for the attack against the king

[indigo jetty]

I could

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play

[umbral wind]

2000+ have no idea of the difference between 1000-1500

[grim edge]

They said I’ll be 1500 soon

So take that as you will

[umbral wind]

Proves my point yeah

[silent quest]

What's your current rating@grim edge

[grim edge]

Well it doesn’t because my skill isn’t known

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mehrannoob

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 761 (peak)
Blitz: 700 (717 peak)
Bullet: 800 (peak)

[grim edge]

Because ELO != Skill

[grim edge]

What gamemode

[silent quest]

Fact

[grim edge]

Like timecontrol

[silent quest]

Your highest elo in any tc

[grim edge]

1000 in rapid

But I’ve only played a few rapid games

[rough dome]

There is a big difference between 1000-1500 lol

[grim edge]

Only 5 games in rapid

[tropic plaza]

But stronger people doesnt see any difference since they beat them easily

[grim edge]

Someone can play me and they can see my skill

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/xLQea

[umbral wind]

Did you not read what I said

[worn patrol]

I am from bosnia too lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[rough dome]

Chill bro they clearly can differentiate bw 1000 and 1500

[grim edge]

How's everyone doing

[umbral wind]

I can’t

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-gif-25869084

[grim edge]

Finally got 2000 puzzles

[umbral wind]

They both blunder pieces in 15 moves 🤷

[worn patrol]

Damn I think out a move order then say ehhh im not sure and make a wrong move and the right one was the one i didnt play

[simple lagoon]

my calculator is mathematically impossible

[indigo jetty]

@grim edge r u a KIA player?

[rough dome]

Then something is wrong with you levy can y can't you

[worn patrol]

try making a calculator in c++

[umbral wind]

Levy is a novelty

[grim edge]

Bro it’s still not that hard

Calculator in any language is easy

[umbral wind]

Levy does it as his job

[worn patrol]

its not but harder than python

[grim edge]

Definitely harder than python with all the cin stuff

[worn patrol]

python is boring ash for me

[grim edge]

And if you get an error you’ll be bombarded

[rough dome]

And what's the proof that you are 2000+

[worn patrol]

@rough dome is ur friend a chess player

[umbral wind]

My word

[rough dome]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Who wants to play me to see my skill level

[worn patrol]

honestly error in python is harder to read

[grim edge]

Someone who is higher than me preferably

[worn patrol]

was he from some big city

[rough dome]

Less go

[grim edge]

I’m so used to it now that it’s easy for me

[grim edge]

Challenge me on chess.com. My name is ‘icelemonade6942’

[rough dome]

No ig

[worn patrol]

where was he from maybe hes from my city

[lament jacinth]

Kids im bored someone play chess with me

[rough dome]

You challenge me plz "chessuserb"

[umbral wind]

Send a challenge

in dms 🥱

Can’t be getting sniped

[grim edge]

Sent

[lament jacinth]

Answer dm @umbral wind

[upbeat viper]

well

adoption failed for

🫂

[grim edge]

engine move moment

[mellow adder]

hi

[indigo jetty]

@upbeat viper lemme adopt u

[grim edge]

holy shit knight d4 is crazy

[indigo jetty]

HI ZAX

[upbeat viper]

the first game I had an advantage too ig before just throwing it away like a dummy

you're 2k2 bullet

[grim edge]

Hi Vinelated

[upbeat viper]

you're not supposed to be trash at blitz

[potent merlin]

Still theory

[upbeat viper]

unless you just play 1+0 to flag people

[mellow adder]

i never played blitz

[upbeat viper]

3+2 wouldn't affect your play

[nimble niche]

I think I found a loophole in the chess.com friend system where you can add random people just by randomly guessing friend links

[upbeat viper]

you legit had more time

[rough dome]

[upbeat viper]

🫂

anyway

nice try

[grim edge]

i be playing blitz in a random subway on my mobile still flagging people☠️

[upbeat viper]

too late

if you're a minor yes

[indigo jetty]

@upbeat viper https://play.chess.com/Br4sN

[dire cargo]

wass gud mod

[boreal cosmos]

[nimble niche]

@upbeat viper what do you think about this?

I could just change 1 number in the link and I would have a new person on my friend list

[upbeat viper]

I'm playing

reading after

[mellow adder]

me

[dire cargo]

hello coach

[mellow adder]

UwU

[nimble niche]

let's guess magnus' invite link

[viral epoch]

Hello

[dire cargo]

👋

[mellow adder]

sup

[merry gust]

Look cute anime girl!

https://tenor.com/view/shitpost-gif-21913483

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> another one

[dire cargo]

gender assumption of last dude

[umbral wind]

gg @lament jacinth I can’t see chat on the app it’s buggy

[dire cargo]

[merry gust]

Bro it’s a meme

[nimble niche]

especially the last one

[grim edge]

@rough dome bro when I play on my phone I play horribly

[primal fern]

a meme that has gotten people here timed out from the server

[grim edge]

Mitzu!!

[umbral wind]

Nothing wrong with that

[primal fern]

they will be

[dire cargo]

he too sensitive lol

[umbral wind]

The actual meme has ninja turtles on it

[indigo jetty]

@upbeat viper shouldve taken the rook tbh

[warm python]

hh

[upbeat viper]

is it that bad ? friend requests are limited anyway

[viral epoch]

Rexy!!

[upbeat viper]

I had a winning position anyway

[grim edge]

Hewwo, how's ur day?

[indigo jetty]

Nah it was equal after that

[upbeat viper]

not humanly

[nimble niche]

they're not friend requests, you can just add a random person by changing one number in the link

[indigo jetty]

No way I was drawing to French croissant man and then blundered my Bishop 😭😭😭

[upbeat viper]

just look at the graph

[upbeat viper]

🤔

then report it

wouldn't have been a clean draw anyway

ho

little hole for me

what is it

[nimble niche]

the fix would be to make it so that a person has to enable friend links in settings

[high compass]

lichess is better than chess.com

[upbeat viper]

ooh

[vivid ledge]

how so

[upbeat viper]

oh yeah

[void yew]

Magnus now or prime hikaru

[upbeat viper]

smoll tactic

[upbeat viper]

missed it

[indigo jetty]

Why is Bb3 blunder

[upbeat viper]

Nxd4

[rough dome]

Wanna play again

[clear sequoia]

Sorry, why do you think this is against server rules?

[indigo jetty]

Ohhh

[high compass]

someone have a girlfriend

[umbral wind]

Ooooooo

[merry gust]

stockfish

[grim edge]

@sly ledge where are u, haven't seen u in awhile

[sly ledge]

e

[upbeat viper]

E

[merry gust]

e

[indigo jetty]

E

[nimble niche]

e

[grim edge]

e

[upbeat viper]

oh

[merry gust]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-eeee-gif-23557277

[upbeat viper]

didn't mean to spam

[indigo jetty]

E

[sly ledge]

I don't play much chess anymore

[upbeat viper]

smh

[lethal linden]

97%accuray

[grim edge]

!ban @ Bastoura

[indigo jetty]

Bast are you mbappe lover

Mutant ninja turtle

[grim edge]

I see, prolly a good thing

[sly ledge]

bast did u root for France during the World Cup

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[upbeat viper]

was more interested by Magnus and top players

[torpid lintel]

Scipio send ✅ ,

[misty lion]

Racist

[indigo jetty]

@lethal linden what country r u in?

[upbeat viper]

but I watched MVL and bacrot too

[sly ledge]

bro chose chess over football what a lad

[grim edge]

I'm lacking power, he still not get banned yet

[lethal linden]

Azerbijan

[old thistle]

[indigo jetty]

YO

[torpid lintel]

First he will get warning haha

[indigo jetty]

YOU TRYNA MEET?

[drifting vapor]

I dropped from 1.8k 😭

[indigo jetty]

@gusty wind baku?

[torpid lintel]

That's normal at chess

[drifting vapor]

Yea I know, it just pains me

[grim edge]

1 week timeout min, do it Scipi, be our hero

[drifting vapor]

I got a streak of miscalculation and miss click

[torpid lintel]

You want advice how to stop misclick? :)

[lethal linden]

Who believes me i got 97% accuray

[drifting vapor]

Go on

[lethal linden]

Yoo

[torpid lintel]

I do

[winter gazelle]

doge is finally dead

any1 wanna play btw?

[indigo jetty]

@lethal linden ganjilik gelirsen?

[misty lion]

Wtf?

[torpid lintel]

#1040028251965358121 message

[drifting vapor]

Bruh

[lethal linden]

Thankyou brother a long time ago i got 98

[vivid ledge]

dont drag and drop, click, maybe

[drifting vapor]

I’m on the phone

[lethal linden]

Niye

[vivid ledge]

discopline

[winter gazelle]

I don't wanna hear your whining

[indigo jetty]

Yalandanishiram qaqa

[misty lion]

This dog didn’t do anything to u💀

[lethal linden]

Harda qalirsan?

[torpid lintel]

What wrong? there is lot of advice there for example how to stop misclick :)

[upbeat viper]

Keep it in English

[indigo jetty]

Mb bast

[misty lion]

I can hear this pic

[torpid lintel]

Nice!

[drifting vapor]

I thought you were gonna personally tell me

[indigo jetty]

Nearly adopted bast on move 9

[torpid lintel]

Ah haha

[lethal linden]

Okay

[winter gazelle]

let's pretend I did something to it.

[drifting vapor]

I mean I could’ve just google searched it too

[misty lion]

Animal abuse

Loose streak or grandparent death?

[upbeat viper]

Hmm

Not good

[winter gazelle]

wild accusations due to poor understanding of simple words and their definitions or a furry weiro as suggested by ur avatar

[upbeat viper]

Better

Anyway

[lethal linden]

Stop sending noice message its cringe as hell

[indigo jetty]

How so u sn voice notes

[upbeat viper]

Sup chat

[winter gazelle]

eaither way Pathetic average discordian weeb

[misty lion]

Ratio

[nimble niche]

what are the bounties for bugs that chess.com gives?

[winter gazelle]

[0 arguments]

[grim edge]

minecraft villager?

[upbeat viper]

https://support.chess.com/article/3830-is-there-a-bug-bounty-can-i-get-paid-for-finding-bugs

read

[misty lion]

Didn’t ask

[upbeat viper]

yes

[lapis brook]

not chess related, pls keep on topic

[grim edge]

haha good one

( ima tp #👾〡bot-guide

[nimble niche]

would the bug i found be eligible for it?

[winter gazelle]

wasn't answering

[upbeat viper]

no idea

but you can always try !

but your bug does not affect system/player data

sooo

[nimble niche]

it's not that serious but it can cause a lot of confusion for new players who get random people friending them

[upbeat viper]

@misty lion stop being toxic

we're not on twitter

[misty lion]

Bro can’t take a joke

[grim edge]

z

[lapis brook]

X

[nimble niche]

not many people know about the bug

[winter gazelle]

HAHAHAH

[upbeat viper]

yes yes, .. X

:')

[lapis brook]

i think i recieved a gift membership once

[grim edge]

U gunna get warned bro💀

[misty lion]

Discord way worst💀

[upbeat viper]

you can get some just by being nice and helpful on the site or discord yep

[misty lion]

Fair enough

[upbeat viper]

nah

[lapis brook]

at least its not bought

[upbeat viper]

we have a chill server

[grim edge]

So i wasted 100 dollars

[upbeat viper]

no

[winter gazelle]

I guess ches makes Me smarter after all

[upbeat viper]

not 1 year long

[umbral wind]

No

[upbeat viper]

:')

[lapis brook]

"nice and helpful" YEP　truly describes me :)

[upbeat viper]

but like 1 month for some people

[umbral wind]

You’re supporting your favourite chess website!! Not much better than that

[upbeat viper]

you can try playing in the prized arenas we have too !

[grim edge]

I accidentally got the year long my parents gon be pissed if they get the bill

[umbral wind]

When*

[upbeat viper]

you can try to cancel it if it's not too late via the support

[grim edge]

If they're alive that is

[upbeat viper]

might be a retraction delay

[grim edge]

So if

[grim edge]

It's almost been a year

[upbeat viper]

well, no too late yep

[umbral wind]

Bruh what

[upbeat viper]

only watched the anime

[grim edge]

Manga is better anime screws up 2nd half

[misty lion]

Read

[grim edge]

Am I wrong

[timber holly]

Is there a novel?

[grim edge]

No

[nimble niche]

Do I have to do the working code part or can I just suggest an idea? @upbeat viper

[misty lion]

💀

[umbral wind]

Uh idk your family

[upbeat viper]

suggesting is enough imo ?

it's just a bug report not a bug fix

[lapis brook]

stay on topic

[grim edge]

They're perfectly healthy but they could get hit by a car or something so ye

[lapis brook]

@upbeat viper he is mean to me 😭

[misty lion]

U wanted the goth feet fetich to survive ?

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Huh

[upbeat viper]

don't be children

[lapis brook]

@upbeat viper ban him 😭

[upbeat viper]

that's one more reason to not be

[timber holly]

Bros tryna round off.

[lapis brook]

[grim edge]

Ppl should become adults at 20 or 22 why tf is it 18

U can go to war and die at 18 but not drink alcohol 😂😂😂

[upbeat viper]

America issue

[lapis brook]

[upbeat viper]

in France 18 is full adult

[timber holly]

Fr fr

[lapis brook]

no politics

[grim edge]

Everywhere it should be like 22

@upbeat viper check this out this is the im bored gambit at the end

[upbeat viper]

kek

[grim edge]

Huh, are u playing London Zax?

[upbeat viper]

he is

(cringe ikr

[grim edge]

its a opening lol

I should reconsider our friendship

people when london

[grim edge]

nah dw im quiting london soon

[grim edge]

Quit d4 or don't come near me

[lapis brook]

wtf? @grim edge

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-think-anime-girl-gif-25477832

[upbeat viper]

anyway Zax

don't over sac

the guy could have just not recaptured and easily won

[grim edge]

sup nerds

[grim edge]

Oh i know lol i was bored

[upbeat viper]

smh

[grim edge]

i truely was bored😭

[upbeat viper]

london effect

[grim edge]

fr quiting the london addiction soon

trust

Good morning dummies

[grim edge]

good morning mr. cracker

[grim edge]

Hyd

What

[grim edge]

back in school

[keen parrot]

tf

[grim edge]

Rip i ll be back in school in a bit

[grim edge]

i have nicknames for everyone

[torpid lintel]

Okay but still there is nice advice in FAQ
So read them

[grim edge]

from now yass is mr cracker

[viscid jacinth]

I be smoking this shit

[keen parrot]

why you call someone a cracker

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8eZAypCFwIQ?si=hA-6z6BxQFxb0F9T

[lapis brook]

whats my nickname

[grim edge]

Master Oogway is so funny

[grim edge]

whats wrong with crackers?https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/10/24/08/istock-cracker-carb-diet-cracker.jpg

Wtf

why did it send the link of the pic💀

[viscid jacinth]

Crackers suck

[grim edge]

Inma crack your spine

nom nom

[lapis brook]

@grim edge what's my nickname

[viscid jacinth]

They have crunch but its not satisfying

I like chocolate chip cookies

[grim edge]

Mr. Milk

[grim edge]

shut up cracker

[lapis brook]

Why

[grim edge]

Also isnt cracker used to call someone white

[grim edge]

Yes

I am not even white

[grim edge]

invisible=milk=dads your invisible ez

this guy is a legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeTEXCIcqQ

[grim edge]

does that mean u can say it

I am african

You try figure it out

[grim edge]

my uncle owns a katana

[viscid jacinth]

Please give us the pass too

[grim edge]

50 bucks for each

[grim edge]

real one or replica?

Line up

[viscid jacinth]

Hell yeah that's a steal

[grim edge]

real one

I am African but I am white

So I don’t have the pass

[viscid jacinth]

how does that works

[grim edge]

south africa?

[nimble niche]

not ethnically african

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

L

I am ethnically African

[viscid jacinth]

bro is different breed

[nimble niche]

quarter african?

[grim edge]

I’ll give you an example. Pokimane is white but African ethnically

[viscid jacinth]

pokimane is african????

[languid aurora]

Why is there no KFC emoji

[grim edge]

moroccan

[nimble niche]

Moroccan, I believe

[grim edge]

Yeah sending u my paypal rn

[grim edge]

🐔

[viscid jacinth]

Can i give you in doge coins

[grim edge]

Also. Has anyone here drank water before

[grim edge]

Full

[viscid jacinth]

⚫

[nimble niche]

Oh you're from one of the North African Arabic countries

[grim edge]

Also the wayward queen is proven to be worse for white

[grim edge]

Yea

[viscid jacinth]

No wau

[nimble niche]

Just realised that from your bio

[viscid jacinth]

Bro is stockfish

I am quite a fine gentleman

[languid aurora]

what

[viscid jacinth]

Just joking thats not me

I am not that short

I am 5'11 or smth actually

[tropic plaza]

Thats short

[nimble niche]

me too

[grim edge]

5’11 is calm

[grim edge]

Short

Honestly as long as you’re not 5’3 you’re good

[grim edge]

average 5”4 person

[viscid jacinth]

6'5 is literally way too tall for a giraffe like you

[grim edge]

I’m taller than 5’4

[tropic plaza]

Only acceptable height is 6’11 anything under you should just stfu

[nimble niche]

incho is a kangaroo that's addicted to meth

[grim edge]

What if I’m 6’10.69

[viscid jacinth]

Vodka*

[tropic plaza]

Then stfu be 6’11

[grim edge]

i did a shot of vodka like an hour ago 💀

[viscid jacinth]

I know

Alcoholic

[tropic plaza]

Incho probably had 5 lines of peruvian

[grim edge]

nope

[nimble niche]

thoughts on absinthe?

[high compass]

https://youtu.be/3Vp0C-Oe278?si=t8H-VH0_C8F4FYU9

nice song for motivation in chess

[grim edge]

its okay

vodka on top tho

[nimble niche]

thoughts on petrol?

[tropic plaza]

Inchoh, thoughts on coke?

[viscid jacinth]

Same applies for your 400 dollar anime thing shit you are gonna buy

[paper wing]

@tropic plaza it's really good

[grim edge]

i am not aborginal

[grim edge]

with or without cola

[tropic plaza]

Missed the days when coke has coke

[tropic plaza]

Just say good or meh

[viscid jacinth]

Alright mango juice or meth

[grim edge]

meth

[viscid jacinth]

Choose wisely

[viscid jacinth]

Loser

[tropic plaza]

Colombian or peruvian?

[grim edge]

both

at the same time

[nimble niche]

never tried petrol before?

[frigid compass]

thumb or pinky

[grim edge]

who hasnt done some petty sniffin’

[nimble niche]

middle

[tropic plaza]

Heroin or meth

[grim edge]

w song

[tropic plaza]

Incho, injection or pipe

[grim edge]

pipe

needle scary

[high compass]

bro is this an emo band 💀 ?

[paper wing]

Bro emo asf 🤣

[high compass]

His name is Suicide Silence

[grim edge]

Its metal

[nimble niche]

belgium doesn't exist

[paper wing]

@grim edge ik

Still emo tho

[grim edge]

nah

[paper wing]

Fr

https://tenor.com/view/just-a-phase-hair-flip-emo-goth-high-school-gif-25943663

[high compass]

hahahhaha

[keen parrot]

incho likes to drink vodka straight

[neon parrot]

Bro I played against an 1100 and he blundered a queen fork on the sixth move

[honest drift]

Guys does anyone know why I am stuck at 699

[keen parrot]

his opinions on taste are invalid

[grim edge]

and its good yall just bitches

[paper wing]

@grim edge I mean it's a good song just emo

[high compass]

I think i will listen to this song during chess

[tropic plaza]

He literally picked pipe over injection like wtf

[paper wing]

@high compass ye same

[tropic plaza]

Just put it straight into you for better high

[paper wing]

I already go nuts when I sac tho

[torpid lintel]

From how long? :)

[high compass]

I have a better song https://youtu.be/3Vp0C-Oe278?si=t8H-VH0_C8F4FYU9

[grim edge]

yk heroin addicts got like needles inside them when that shit breaks off

[tropic plaza]

Make your blood full of heroin

[honest drift]

Half a decade!

[paper wing]

Fr fr@grim edge

[torpid lintel]

Ah give me more details 😅 like how many months?

[tropic plaza]

I mean after injecting it, you can say im made of heroin

[honest drift]

Half a decade = 60 months

[grim edge]

wsg chat

[nimble niche]

sydney sucks

[grim edge]

Fr

[torpid lintel]

Do you know what wrong you do in games? Like what mistake?

[paper wing]

@tropic plaza W

[high compass]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP 🗣️ !!!

[grim edge]

sydney overrated

[nimble niche]

you know there's something wrong with sydney when even brisbane is developing faster

[honest drift]

My whole games are mistakes :(

[grim edge]

i beat a elder noooooooooooo

[paper wing]

EEEEEH MAZING @high compass

[grim edge]

perth has finally started to have shit going on, like people know it exists

[nimble niche]

why are they becoming delusional now?

[grim edge]

at least

It aint hobart

[honest drift]

Australia doesnt exist

[tropic plaza]

Im coming

[honest drift]

Stop trolling

[tropic plaza]

Im coming

Home

[digital pond]

The elder had a skill issue

[paper wing]

Skill issue

Imagine being old

[lime lava]

[paper wing]

[grim edge]

shh dont tell them

[grim edge]

always known

[grim edge]

👀

[paper wing]

https://tenor.com/view/electro-kingdom-black-magic-gif-19337815

[lethal linden]

From 600 elo to 800 in juat 3 days

[paper wing]

POV Australia

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mehrannoob

This is the Chess.com profile of mehrannoob. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 806 (peak)
Blitz: 700 (717 peak)
Bullet: 800 (peak)

[paper wing]

@lethal linden noice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thatcoolpenguin

This is the Chess.com profile of thatcoolpenguin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1297 (1326 peak)
Blitz: 499 (561 peak)
Bullet: 715 (821 peak)

[nimble niche]

incho eats kangaroo and vegemite sandwiches for breakfast

[lethal linden]

[torpid lintel]

then play slow games like 10 min or 15/10 use your time before you move.
Before you move you must ask yourself -

1. is that square safe to move?
2. is my or my opponent piece is hanging? Can they or I win a piece?
3. Look your king safety
4. Look if your opponent making checkmate attacks
5. Look if you can double attacks both piece at once and win one free piece

And maybe more

Also look here #1040028251965358121 message
Improvement post! Also do puzzles
Analysis the game you lose try to fix your mistakes

[honest drift]

Omg how I am still stuck on 699

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[paper wing]

Yo

[grim edge]

and koala

[lime lava]

You are in the good side now
Keep playing london

[honest drift]

thanks, so much!

[grim edge]

another banger

[paper wing]

@grim edge what's your elo lol

[indigo jetty]

@grim edge how did your tournament go?

[lethal linden]

Remeber when i said i was 666 bullet 669 blitz and 605 rapid?

Now i am 800

[paper wing]

Really cool

[torpid lintel]

[grim edge]

like 1250

i havent played in a while

[paper wing]

@grim edge 1300 but same kinda

[stray sequoia]

Hello

[grim edge]

sup

[lethal linden]

Who want to play me im now 800😎

[stray sequoia]

Bored

[paper wing]

Sure

@lethal linden unrated right

[grim edge]

U should connect ur account

[lethal linden]

Yes blitz or rapid?

[stray sequoia]

How

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[frigid compass]

me, im also double your rating lol

[grim edge]

use this @stray sequoia

[lethal linden]

Dang

[jovial vector]

im down to play if anyone wants to im 800

[paper wing]

@lethal linden I'm also 1300

[lethal linden]

I am 800 at rapid

[paper wing]

Dang

[lethal linden]

I am going to send link ok

[paper wing]

I'll challenge what's your name

[stray sequoia]

Done

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/XuvMz

Join

Coolpenguin

[grim edge]

hmm

[rough dome]

Silm shady

[upper flame]

Chess sucks

[grim edge]

checkers >

i have 27k messages

[lime lava]

I thought I had a lot

[plain python]

zzz

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

mairos approves?

[ionic tide]

Pls can anyone play with ne one match its a request ?

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

w ohio gyatt?

[ionic tide]

Speak english bro

[grim edge]

w ohio rizz with the level 3 ohio gyatt!

[polar trench]

bruh

[ionic tide]

What

[plain python]

конечно, окей, окей

[nimble niche]

w ohio rizz with that level 17 gyatt

[plain python]

[ionic tide]

Cant understand you

[grim edge]

what level

[ionic tide]

Speak english. I want to play one chess game

[grim edge]

is ur gyatt

?

[ionic tide]

Wht is gyatt

[grim edge]

just tell me ur level

[polar trench]

ill play ya

[grim edge]

of gyatt

[ionic tide]

Come dm

[plain python]

carefull

[polar trench]

why careful

[jovial vector]

bouta see the best comeback ever fr

[nimble niche]

watch your step out there

[light hedge]

hey guys

im new to chess

[torpid lintel]

I will play with you after 10 min :)

[light hedge]

i wanted to know if pragg nearly beat mag in finals why isnt he second in world rankings

[ionic tide]

Ohk

[ionic tide]

Na he is not even top 10

[rough dome]

Welcome to çhess

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[grim edge]

L

[dim ridge]

guys join chess streaming 2

[lethal linden]

Gg

[paper wing]

Gg

[rough dome]

What

[paper wing]

Lol

[lethal linden]

Thanks for playing

[safe fulcrum]

Hi

[mellow jay]

hes bobby fischer

[grim edge]

sup

[ionic tide]

Pls anyone play with me

[safe fulcrum]

Anyone want to play?

[paper wing]

Elo @safe fulcrum

[grim edge]

Connect ur accounts people fr

[safe fulcrum]

2100

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[grim edge]

Connect em

[paper wing]

@safe fulcrum shit

[grim edge]

(imagine not being able to use /connectmessage)

[paper wing]

Sure I'll play tho

[ionic tide]

Pls play with me @safe fulcrum

[paper wing]

No mee

[ionic tide]

Pls play with me first @safe fulcrum

[paper wing]

[safe fulcrum]

pass me your name

[grim edge]

[safe fulcrum]

by amd

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-smile-funny-gif-21716708

[paper wing]

Thatcoolpenguin @safe fulcrum

[ionic tide]

Shubhagarwal1392006

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thatcoolpenguin

This is the Chess.com profile of thatcoolpenguin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1297 (1326 peak)
Blitz: 499 (561 peak)
Bullet: 715 (821 peak)

[lime lava]

London system is part of the cult

[safe fulcrum]

And you ?

[lime lava]

Welcome @grim edge

[ionic tide]

Check my dm

[stuck ether]

I will say something

[torpid lintel]

!welcome :) I hope you will enjoy this game and this server!

[stable jungle]

Hey @light hedge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[verbal sluice]

hi

[paper wing]

Yo

[torpid lintel]

Maybe that's depend on tournament? Or maybe his rating is 2700 this is why he is not in rank 2 I don't really know about it haha

[torpid lintel]

Hello!

[paper wing]

Wyd

[verbal sluice]

pretty cool trying to heal up while playing chess

[torpid lintel]

About to go to play blitz

[paper wing]

Nice

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-minion-what-monday-happy-gif-25716360

[viral epoch]

Slow

[torpid lintel]

Hey also connect your account to get full access to this server!

[viral epoch]

Monday broke me

[verbal sluice]

yeah i am aware of that rn i dont have access to my pc so ill do it when i have access

i dont really remember my passwords lol

[torpid lintel]

Okay!

[torpid lintel]

But you don't need password for that xD just use /connect
But okay you can do that later :)

[verbal sluice]

ah allright i can try xd

[torpid lintel]

Try it

[verbal sluice]

do i type /connect here or is there a specific channel for commanda

[torpid lintel]

Do it here

[subtle hollow]

Hi

[torpid lintel]

Only you can see the massage

[subtle hollow]

Sup mohit

[torpid lintel]

Hello!
!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @subtle hollow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[subtle hollow]

Did

[peak ledge]

yo higher rated guys i have a question, i played a lot on chess.com from 2020 up until now with breaks, last year i decided to play in a fide rated rapid tournament - i went 4,5/9 and got a fide rating of 1659, now on chess.com it feels super hard for me to even hold 1650 in rapid - when i played the tournament i was 1500 online. Now i read a lot on this topic online where people usually have a 200-300 points lower fide rating than online. So was i just lucky in the tournament? I will enroll in another one this month and am quite concerned ill get smashed, contrary to what should be expected of me as a 1650 lol

[subtle hollow]

I'm out

Too smart for me

[verbal sluice]

i thinki did it

[keen parrot]

it really depends, some people are just better at OTB or vice versa

[thorny bough]

hoi

[peak ledge]

maybe its also time control? the one in the tournament was 10+15 whereas is only play 10+0 online

[paper wing]

Try 10 + 15 ?

Online I mean

[plain python]

1 + 100

[paper wing]

Lol fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cowfm2

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1051 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 723 (906 peak)
Bullet: 539 (794 peak)

[peak ledge]

yeah i mean that makes sense haha

thank you!

[nova verge]

Morning!

[primal fern]

@ionic tide !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @ionic tide, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[solid condor]

mornin

no idea, it just started

[nova verge]

Good watching a sports podcast hby??

[grim edge]

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[rough dome]

Wassup

[remote plover]

Sure

[lime lava]

You have to make everybody play london now

[rough dome]

A3

[solid condor]

thanks, you too

[tropic plaza]

https://play.chess.com/h5UeQ

[grim edge]

my opponent finds a brilliant, me: WALL defence

[remote plover]

I haven't played in a while

Just gonna try

[elder skiff]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[remote plover]

Elo?

[tropic plaza]

Just join

[remote plover]

alr

[tropic plaza]

Just join u will see

[remote plover]

Don´t remember my chess.com password

Srry

[elder skiff]

was from a random rapid game i just played

[tropic plaza]

Alr

Anyone wanna play

[peak ledge]

i accept

[split forum]

Me

[rough dome]

[drifting vapor]

BACK TO 1.8K

[rough dome]

Tf

[split forum]

I play 10 mins as im a beginner

[grim edge]

i play 15 second

Hi

Coz im pro

[lime lava]

Whats up wiz

[split forum]

That exists?

[drifting vapor]

Sup man

[grim edge]

ye

[drifting vapor]

I went to 1.82k and I got a streak of misclicked and miscalculation and went down to 1.7k

[grim edge]

hello how are u doing

[split forum]

Can we play a match??

[grim edge]

10 seconds is Least

[simple rose]

As White I Will Play Kf1

[grim edge]

Nah

[split forum]

Y

[grim edge]

im doing decent

[grim edge]

I’ll play

[lime lava]

Its always the misclick

[grim edge]

coz i dont want too

[drifting vapor]

I know, after my first one, I was like “One more game, I didn’t lose because of my skill” then the next I lose to skill and I just kept on playing until I won one game

[grim edge]

i want my falsecord to sound better

[tropic plaza]

Whos shondod

[grim edge]

type of vocal thing

[peak ledge]

me

i just hung so badly lmao

[grim edge]

For like metal vocals

[mint yew]

Ello chat

And chat dies

[grim edge]

lol

alex terrible gutturals are so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ROx7kkyVM

shit is so good

[winter gazelle]

who wants to play?

[wet urchin]

Lol

[grim edge]

💀

[simple rose]

What appen?

[grim edge]

i think you know what i want

thx

[mint yew]

Wat happend?

[upbeat viper]

:')

[grim edge]

I got basted

and unbasted

[winter gazelle]

who wants to play

folks

[mint yew]

Gib me locked out role too

[grim edge]

Love these stickers lmao

[mint yew]

E

[light hedge]

guys what is undisputed world chess champions

[grim edge]

me, me and me

[lapis brook]

a champion that is undisputed

[tranquil plank]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chesscom-chess-gif-25898412

[lapis brook]

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-meme-epic-embed-gif-21855556

[mint yew]

Albert be thinking a long time

[paper wing]

@grim edge bro

[spark pond]

someone play?

[forest sparrow]

should i buy?

[grim edge]

yes

[forest sparrow]

consider it done

bro deleting my messages

[grim edge]

w

[mint yew]

I got basted

[forest sparrow]

what is basted

[glass carbon]

[forest sparrow]

wasted, masted tasted

[mint yew]

Bastoura doing mod things to your acc

[forest sparrow]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[tropic plaza]

Ggs whos shondod

[forest sparrow]

i see

[peak ledge]

i am

[forest sparrow]

me

[glass carbon]

pp on pp

[peak ledge]

gg

[tropic plaza]

Gg

[forest sparrow]

im in

[mint yew]

Put pressure on the pinned piece? Or what boys do in the boys locker?

[light hedge]

Guys why is it showing liren has the champion

[mint yew]

Ima get basted for this

[grim edge]

guys i did a graph can you help me rate it

[forest sparrow]

homie be spittin bars while coming in jars shutting up tards

[grim edge]

https://i.ibb.co/djVsCxv/image.png

[indigo jetty]

Sure

[forest sparrow]

that did not rhyme

[grim edge]

the middle is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader

[grim edge]

erm actually thats a venn diagram

[grim edge]

erm actually suck my

[forest sparrow]

london system/queens gambit

[swift pecan]

https://play.chess.com/YkUKj

Let's go golfing

[grim edge]

fimish

the setence

[light hedge]

Wtf Vishy is 5x champion

[forest sparrow]

ice cream?

[grim edge]

Bring out the whole ocean

[mint yew]

Middle: We Hate Each Other

But really its, nationalities

[indigo jetty]

Suck my lolly

[forest sparrow]

so am i homie dont think u is nottin

[indigo jetty]

🍭

[grim edge]

middle is hating the us

[swift pecan]

Tell em to bring out the lobster

[swift pecan]

Anyone up?

[fossil stag]

thanks for teaching me primary colours

[forest sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-edward-norton-fight-club-punch-gif-13941520

[swift pecan]

I'm 5000 elo rated beware

[forest sparrow]

me when me is in when why

[forest sparrow]

that is actually not real

[mint yew]

Nah its hating the us, but going back to get help from them when in need

[grim edge]

Basically what I'm trying to tell you is that it's almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you're in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate.

[fossil stag]

stockfish's bigger brother

[grim edge]

spain never needed help from the us smh

[forest sparrow]

unless you have long sleeve tshirt and a big jumper on