💬〡general-off-topic

[silent quest]

Very well

[mint yew]

Send me your games and ill happily review them

*if you are already a memeber of chess.com premuim this thing will not be available to ya.

[limpid cobalt]

hello

[mint yew]

That is all.

Ello

[silent quest]

Alr bosh

[mint yew]

Ima review it after i eat

[lone garden]

i like money

[misty sedge]

😟

[digital phoenix]

what

[misty sedge]

WHATS WRONG

[digital phoenix]

free bishop

[near pilot]

Hey guys I'm new.

[misty sedge]

He didn't see that in 2.3k ?1?1?

ISNT it like IM LEVEL

[mystic stream]

What

[grim edge]

U should use use the server

[obsidian sail]

helo

[mystic stream]

Hi

[obsidian sail]

1v1 me

[digital phoenix]

very far from it actually

[digital phoenix]

no

[obsidian sail]

why not

[digital phoenix]

lazy

[obsidian sail]

bulet

[grim edge]

is torch confiremd best engine?

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[quartz haven]

hello 👋🏼

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

my opponent is hacking

he takes so long to move yet his timer goes down so slow but when i move fast my time gets used up more

[lone garden]

its his average move time almost the same

[mystic stream]

Proof

[lone garden]

NO WAY IM PLAYING WITH SOMEONE FROM VACATION CITY

[tropic plaza]

Skill issue

[indigo jetty]

Hi

[abstract mantle]

where the poop lives!

@vital acorn @echo seal @distant panther @gilded jetty @opaque violet @signal ocean @everyone

[strong sail]

Yes

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

https://tenor.com/view/helpy-pizzeria-simulator-helpy-ballin-helpy-fnaf-fnaf-gif-24273745

[quartz haven]

How can I connect my chess dot com account?

[mild apex]

dont try to ping everyone

[lone garden]

@everyone

[hasty iris]

use /connect

[indigo jetty]

Hi brick

[hasty iris]

hey

[ocean summit]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-ping-everyone-fail-at-everyone-everyone-huge-fail-everyone-fails-ping-gif-21366472

[lone garden]

people grows because their neeeeeeeeeckgrows

[hasty iris]

just spent the last 4 hours stressing cause chess.com randomly started enforcing a user-agent requirement for all api requests

just fixed it though we back online 👍

[indigo jetty]

What 😭

Wanna play rapid?

[hasty iris]

not particularly but sure

rapid is too boring online lol

otb rapid >>>

[pure sparrow]

nah IM is around 2500

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[hasty iris]

no ims are like 2800 on chess.com

[indigo jetty]

https://play.chess.com/iXUcC

[pure sparrow]

those are gms

[hasty iris]

my fm and im friends are 2800 chess.com

gms are 2800-3500

[pure sparrow]

well some can be 2600

hell some can be 2500

[grim edge]

So if I get 2800+ I’m basically IM/GM level

Easy

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[digital phoenix]

no theyre like 2400

[mild apex]

fide?

[mint yew]

Me after drawing against martin

[pure sparrow]

you can become a gm when your 2500 elo

[eternal bone]

can anyone 1500-1700 challenge me?

[quartz haven]

Nice 😎

[digital phoenix]

2500 fide yes but hes talking about online

[mint yew]

Eyy am 4 elo

[lone garden]

went from this

to

[mild apex]

bullet is possible

[lone garden]

i saved myself from checkmate

[quartz haven]

Is there any mod online?

[lone garden]

dont ping them unles you see someone broke the rules

[grim edge]

Cc

If I’m 2,8k fide I would cry if I wasn’t gm already

[mint yew]

Yep 2, adding anitta its 3

[quartz haven]

I wanted to ask how I can talk in the channels. It says I have to connect my chess.com account but I already did that

[hasty iris]

we are talking about chess.com rating not fide

[hasty iris]

u need trusted role. use /trust

[glacial halo]

hey chat

[mild apex]

hewo

[torpid pike]

so when I hit 2800 I automatically become a GM?

[mint yew]

[abstract edge]

ok

[mild apex]

no

[torpid pike]

damn

[mild apex]

get a fide rating

[mild apex]

fide: 2600> is gm

[torpid pike]

oh I see

[mild apex]

and get 3 gm norms to become one

[torpid pike]

Norm?

[rose thunder]

I don’t remember it being 2500

[astral copper]

Hi

[torpid pike]

ohh ok

[abstract edge]

idk

[quartz haven]

Wait it says talked on 5 different days. do i just have to text in here?

[digital phoenix]

its 2500

[abstract edge]

my left ball told me its not 2500

[rose thunder]

make it 1500

[torpid pike]

And what’s an FM?

[digital phoenix]

u have to get perf rating of 2600 in tournament, 2500 fide

[rose thunder]

fide master

[abstract edge]

free mastr

[mint yew]

FIDE Master

[torpid pike]

so which is better?

[digital phoenix]

cm<fm<im<gm

[abstract edge]

gm

[echo lynx]

gm

[astral copper]

fr

[mint yew]

Grand Master (GM)

[digital phoenix]

wcm<wfm<wim<wgm<cm<fm<im<gm

[astral copper]

titled players are tilted players fr

[abstract edge]

why do i beat more fms than cms

[torpid pike]

Just letting you guys know, I’m gonna be GM and verbally assault all of you and downplay all of your skills

[mint yew]

No Woman Counterparts?

[digital phoenix]

idk theyre bad online

[pure sparrow]

ok dud

[abstract edge]

goodluck buddy

[digital phoenix]

also if u play blitz titled players arent really that good

[astral copper]

I beat a lot of titled players

[torpid pike]

You too pookie bear

[digital phoenix]

ig technically it is i could put it above the boosted cm

[mild apex]

time scrabble moment

[digital phoenix]

wim not getting shit tho

[astral copper]

POV: 2800 IM vs 1750 ez win totallyyyy

[torpid pike]

I beat my dad when I was 9, he disowned me and through me outside in a rolling garbage bin

[digital phoenix]

use ur brain

[abstract edge]

no almost all cms outplay everything out of me in blitz

[digital phoenix]

maybe ur just bad

[astral copper]

I've done that fr

[mild apex]

@digital phoenix you havin holiday right?

[abstract edge]

oh yea forgot bout that

[astral copper]

I outplayed a CM in rapid and had mate in 2 but blundered into a draw 😦

yes

[digital phoenix]

Ya

[mild apex]

[abstract edge]

stop proving ur better than me damn

[astral copper]

im not

[abstract edge]

i got like a +7 advantage and lost

[digital phoenix]

I beat a cm

[mint yew]

Wat holiday called?

[torpid pike]

Grade School?

[distant pasture]

I’d be surprised if I lasted 20 moves against a cm 🙃

[mystic stream]

Ur through goat

[abstract edge]

it was a pretty easy tactic too

[astral copper]

I beat a GM and a IM

[digital phoenix]

It’s independence day

[upbeat viper]

wah

[digital phoenix]

31st is actually I just get the whole week off

[upbeat viper]

14 pings during night

[astral copper]

w

[last verge]

chat big news

[mint yew]

1k+ pings from me :)

[digital phoenix]

Sad

[last verge]

i'm now uscf rated 🔥🔥

already had one

[astral copper]

cool

[digital phoenix]

We’re u not

[abstract edge]

im happy with my life

[digital phoenix]

Were

[last verge]

yeah we've been dating since late december

[last verge]

nope this is my first tournament and i smoked everyone

[mint yew]

Nah chess players dont get gfs

[last verge]

i think thats just u

[digital phoenix]

Is everyone that bad who u playing against

[abstract edge]

damn

[mint yew]

Yep :(

[mild apex]

3 more days

[last verge]

currently 1173 provisional but that's because i basically smurfed

[mystic stream]

Proof?

[digital phoenix]

Lmao 1173 just like me

[last verge]

the tournament was super weak it was a lot of 500-1000 strength and the second strongest guy was 1800 cc

[last verge]

how tf im supposed to prove that

i got a trophy too

[mystic stream]

Just prove it

[abstract edge]

guessing ur either in africa or some random island

[astral copper]

💀

[last verge]

i said so

[last verge]

in the us 💀💀💀

[mild apex]

why do u even want to see his gf?

[digital phoenix]

How do u play in such ez tournament

[wary cedar]

Fellas, is 80% accuracy on a 54 move game good?

[mint yew]

Ayo her????

[last verge]

||im not a woman||

[mystic stream]

U mean boyfriend?

[grim edge]

💀

[digital phoenix]

Best I got was a u1600 fide and I won but I was sweating my balls off

[lone garden]

he is not g

[wary cedar]

He definitely is

[mystic stream]

I'm pretty sure they are dating a boy cus they are a girl

[mild apex]

@last verge gl surviving

[abstract edge]

delaware(7 people live there)

[wary cedar]

let's gooo

[last verge]

im not a wfm 💀

[digital phoenix]

Fake news we all definitely didn’t know

[last verge]

ohio and the tourney was in indiana

[astral copper]

[grim edge]

I have a coloured printer and 3 frames, what should i print and frame?
• trumps mugshot
•
•

[indigo jetty]

How? You have wfm title???

[mystic stream]

Dw

[last verge]

you do realize people can lie on the internet

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/urban-rescue-ranch-rescue-ranch-kevin-ostrich-gif-22560229

[last verge]

i've beaten a WFM though if that counts

[mystic stream]

"Scholastic sunday"

[last verge]

told you it was a weak tourney

[hasty iris]

grandmaster has nothing to do with chess.com. if u want grandmaster, go play in real life tournaments tha are FIDE rated. online doesnt do anything for getting FIDE titles (other than fide arena )

[mystic stream]

Where do u live

[indigo jetty]

What are those shoes 😭😭😭😭😭

[mild apex]

just got 4 pings bcus i typed 'her' :/

[last verge]

some nikes ive had them for years

[hasty iris]

@indigo jettyhow is ur blitz so much higher than ur rapid 😮

[torpid pike]

I’m gonna cry

[hasty iris]

why lol

[torpid pike]

people spooky

[abstract edge]

yea dude

[torpid pike]

especially chess players

[mystic stream]

Do u live in connecticut

[hasty iris]

you will probably find in person chess to be much more fun like most do

[mint yew]

I need my self a trophy.
How much is that ima use it for bragging rights :)

[indigo jetty]

I use chess.com as a burner account I play on lichess

[last verge]

nobody lives in connecticut

[torpid pike]

I live in Japan💀 the only chess players here look like the nerd emoji, definitely a unique target audience

[mystic stream]

Except u

[astral copper]

they are really close to 2800

[hasty iris]

GOOD BOY I APPROVE

[last verge]

the entry fee was $15 and i swept the tourney with no difficulty so its $15 iguess

i also got a cool little purple knight keychain

[indigo jetty]

DO YOU PKAY ON LICHESS?

[torpid pike]

I’ll take your word for it

[last verge]

why is bro shouting

[hasty iris]

Yes sometimes

[indigo jetty]

MY PHOND IS STUCK ON CAPS LOCK

[distant pasture]

heh

[last verge]

what's lil bro waffling about

[astral copper]

LICHESS BETTER

[mild apex]

unlock it

[astral copper]

jk

[abstract edge]

only magnus is 2800

[astral copper]

[last verge]

i'm actually 2863

[abstract edge]

fide

[mystic stream]

Do u live in Illinois then

[last verge]

strongest WFM ever

[indigo jetty]

HOW

[last verge]

sw ohio

[upbeat viper]

our best croissant growers

[abstract edge]

better than peak garry

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play blitz/rapid

[abstract mantle]

[indigo jetty]

THERE ARE CROISTAONT FARMS IN FRANCE???

[mystic stream]

Gimme those croissants

[last verge]

im just kinda goated like that yk

[tropic plaza]

Kwosant

[upbeat viper]

of course

[hasty iris]

how else do u think we get croissants?

[last verge]

is it possible to cross 2700 without achieving all necessary grandmaster norms

[tropic plaza]

The french are evolving

[mystic stream]

🧢

[mild apex]

hewo bast

[mystic stream]

Yes. Just play against non gms until u hit 2700

[last verge]

💀

[indigo jetty]

GOD DAMN

[mystic stream]

Eventually u will hit it but it will take forever

[last verge]

you have to grind IMs

[distant pasture]

🤨

[indigo jetty]

@upbeat viper CAN YOU GELP ME GWT OFF CAPS LOCK

[mystic stream]

Reported

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-opinion-ur-stupid-nice-opinion-too-bad-ur-stupid-donkey-kong-dont-care-didnt-ask-gif-21852707

[hasty iris]

it's impossible cause ur K factor is extremely low already

[last verge]

actually you can grind IMs who are high rating but dont have their norms

[mystic stream]

Press the button that turns on caps lock

[last verge]

or beat a GM or two here and there but avoid beating enough for a norm

[indigo jetty]

BUT THAT TURNS IT ON???????

[restive storm]

Why did pixelated leave

[tropic plaza]

I got turned on

[tropic plaza]

Skill issue

[last verge]

he tilted 100 in rapid and got really disappointed with himself

[mint yew]

Wat is a norm tho

[upbeat viper]

it's called a switch

[last verge]

also @restive storm im uscf rated now

[abstract mantle]

me too 😩 🥵

[hasty iris]

you will barely get any rating

[restive storm]

oof
Sad

[restive storm]

Nice what's your rating

[last verge]

a series of victories in a tournament against some titled palyers players

[indigo jetty]

omg tysm bast ur my favourite mod ahhaehe 👉👈

[last verge]

currently 1173 because i played a weak tourney

[mystic stream]

Any tips for my ap bio test tmr

[last verge]

long grind

[last verge]

xinc finger nuclease

[restive storm]

Sometimes that happens don't worry

[last verge]

i got a sick trophy though

[mystic stream]

No it doesn't stop the cap

[last verge]

and i went to a bbq restaraunt with my mom after they had some bomb ass brisket

W day

[distant pasture]

:)

[mystic stream]

R u white

Just asking

[distant pasture]

I’m purple

[last verge]

what do you think my language role suggests

[mystic stream]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

yeah clearly white

[latent pebble]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Bg5 e6 7. Qd2 a6 8. O-O-O Bd7 9. f3 Nxd4 10. Qxd4 Be7 11. g4 h5 12. gxh5 Nxh5 13. Bxe7 Qxe7 14. Rg1 Bc6 15. Qxd6 Qxd6 16. Rxd6 Nf4 17. Rxg7 Ke7 18. Rd2 Ng6

[hasty iris]

my friend told me a story btw, he played in the same tournament as hans when they were smaller, apparently hans was super obnoxious and loud in the skittles rooms 💀

[restive storm]

Lol terrible tournament but you get trophy

[last verge]

i also have one of the most common chinese last names 💀🗿

[mystic stream]

Sorry I don't look at people's profiles

[mystic stream]

What is it

[last verge]

zhang

[mystic stream]

Oh

[latent pebble]

Cool ass name

[lone garden]

mine is zheng (im malaysian)

[restive storm]

Yeah you're right
In tournaments, everyone wins 1st prize

[last verge]

i got to smurf too i told everyone im 600 cc

national master jayden lee

[latent pebble]

Where does the first name come from 😭

[indigo jetty]

Are you that one little 8 year old bitch who keeps going to every tournament there is his name is junyi zhang is he ur brother or sumin

[mild apex]

basically chinese in malaysia

[mystic stream]

Nah that's My lil bro he's turning 7 soon

[last verge]

bro what 😭

im a single child

[indigo jetty]

Oh

[mild apex]

8 yo ??

[latent pebble]

Get well soon

[indigo jetty]

So am I 😁

[mystic stream]

Nice u fixed the caps lock

[last verge]

im gonna look for a stronger tournament now

[mystic stream]

Yes he's 8 years old on discord

[last verge]

i got uscf to give me updates about tournaments in my area

yes im 8 and taking 6 ap classes

[mild apex]

ban

duck u boutta get ban

[restive storm]

💀

[indigo jetty]

@last verge r u that weak that u go to uscf tournament go to fide and you will see where the real players are

[last verge]

it was funny

[mystic stream]

@ server mod

[latent pebble]

Why is Netflix case sensitive

[last verge]

the tournament was fairly near and soon

[mystic stream]

U should go to the tournament I'm going to in a week

[lone garden]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-goodbye-chat-penguinz0-gif-20222640

[last verge]

i am NOT playing a national master

[restive storm]

Did they even ask for your chess.com

[indigo jetty]

Nm are bullshit titles

[mystic stream]

Why

[mystic stream]

Fr

[mild apex]

at least is a title

[mystic stream]

I like the free diamond membership and flex though

[last verge]

i won once and that was lucky

[last verge]

who? the td or the players

[latent pebble]

Has anyone watched who is Erin carter?

[mystic stream]

No

[restive storm]

The players

[last verge]

eric cartman

[last verge]

yeah i played a few casually and they said i was pretty good and asked what my rating was and i said 600

[mystic stream]

W cap

[latent pebble]

what

[restive storm]

Bro chose to be the trickster

[mystic stream]

U should've said u were 2k... but on lichess

[last verge]

i am pretty close to 600

[mild apex]

bro whyyy?

[digital phoenix]

ur closer to 600 than me

[mild apex]

why 600 in cc?

[last verge]

smurfing is funny

[mild apex]

did u made them laugh?

[last verge]

sure

[digital phoenix]

i made a kid laugh by promoting to 5 rooks

i think he was laughing in agony

[indigo jetty]

@last verge what was the tournament name

[mystic stream]

Yes

[mild apex]

what a joke

[last verge]

i was going to promote to two bishops and checkmate my second game but i forgot to push my h pawn and i had to make a queen instead

[last verge]

bro tryna doxx me 💀🙏

[indigo jetty]

No im not

[restive storm]

Stop trolling

[mystic stream]

Stop trilling

[digital phoenix]

stop thrilling

[last verge]

Strop trilling

Spot trong

[restive storm]

You guys didn't see that

[mystic stream]

@last verge whats ur first name

[last verge]

lil bro tryna doxx me 💀

[mystic stream]

U know my name now tell me urs

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1142648568608464937/c92.gif

[mystic stream]

*my lil bros name

[last verge]

somespecificdude

[mild apex]

hes definetly hungry

[rose thunder]

please do not tell me this is real

[last verge]

uscf rate

[latent pebble]

Why

[rose thunder]

yum. copper.

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-esmbot-gif-25868689

[mild apex]

hes just hungry

[last verge]

only 1000 points until NM!!

@mystic stream wanna donate some elo

[tropic plaza]

1000 points?

[mystic stream]

No

[last verge]

i have a provisional uscf rating

[tropic plaza]

Whats your rating

[last verge]

if i tell you my first name will you give me some points 🥺

[mystic stream]

On lichess sure

[indigo jetty]

@last verge lemme play u if I win u give me ur SSP, IP ADRESS, FULL NAME, CAT NAME, DAUGHTER NAME, LITTLE TIMMY NAME and ur house address?

[last verge]

1175 & 1173 it was dual rated

[tropic plaza]

Alr

[last verge]

actually which rating do they use to determine if ur an NM

[mystic stream]

What if he wins

[tropic plaza]

2200 maybe

[indigo jetty]

I give him my shit

[lone garden]

what opening should i use for black

[mild apex]

fide

shouldnt it be fide?

[mystic stream]

Speaking of which why do u stalk me all the time @last verge

[digital phoenix]

american is uscf

[tropic plaza]

Nm is uscf

[last verge]

@mystic stream its it quick or rapid rating for nm

[last verge]

i literally saw your name on your profile

[mild apex]

oh

[indigo jetty]

Lil bro don't for nm title

[mystic stream]

Ok and then u proceeded to search my name of the uschess website and look at my tournaments

[last verge]

??

[indigo jetty]

@mystic stream what's ur name?

[last verge]

layden jee

[mild apex]

uscf doesnt hav classical?

[mystic stream]

Joseph

[indigo jetty]

Ty

[last verge]

it might

[digital phoenix]

joseph michael williams

[mystic stream]

Regular

[indigo jetty]

@mystic stream state?

[mild apex]

u wont know my real name >:)

[last verge]

oh shit 1027 points to go

[mystic stream]

Ohio

[digital phoenix]

also why does ur uscf membership cos so much like 100 usd a year or smth

[last verge]

arizona

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[last verge]

it was like 50 for 2 years

because im still young

[mystic stream]

Arizona not a state lmao that a mexico territory

[digital phoenix]

still why yearly

[mild apex]

real

[last verge]

oh shit u right

[digital phoenix]

my fide is one time 50 bucks and im set for life

[last verge]

u can drop a couple hundred for a lifetime subscription

i dont have that kind of money but its an option

[hasty iris]

50 for life???

[last verge]

i have my sights set on NM before the end of hs but if i dont have enough time for tourneys then before my junior year of college hopefully

[digital phoenix]

yeah

and its 50 in my currency

which is like 10 usd

[last verge]

so like 2 usd

[hasty iris]

wow

[digital phoenix]

only thing thats yearly is my foa subscription thats like a couple of euros

[indigo jetty]

Only 50 ringgit?

[mystic stream]

Just make some money by surfing

[last verge]

why would u play fide online 💀

[digital phoenix]

ye

[hasty iris]

how much is your country's federation membership?

[last verge]

surfing

[mystic stream]

Smurfing

[digital phoenix]

my afm is from there

[last verge]

i still fit in u1200 so i can smurf some tourneys

[mystic stream]

Afm is crazy

[digital phoenix]

whats considered membership national?

[last verge]

ill do some research!

[last verge]

a fake master

[digital phoenix]

i broke 1200

[indigo jetty]

Get that big money yk what I'm saying 😉😉😉😉😉😉

[digital phoenix]

now i can only get u1400 prizes

but i can only play in open tourneys so it doesnt change shit

[last verge]

some tourneys have crazy cash prizes

[mystic stream]

Go to the world open fr

[hasty iris]

like the malaysian chess federation membership

[restive storm]

Fide World Cup Open

[hasty iris]

dont u need to be a member to play in malaysian federation tournaments?

[digital phoenix]

that should be national rating but idk i didnt sign up

[mystic stream]

Go to the next cca tournament

[indigo jetty]

I'm supposed to be like 1500 fide but I'm like 1100 i need that big money first before I start grinding

[digital phoenix]

no just fide and go unless it specifically says national rating

[last verge]

smurfing the world open

[mystic stream]

Wait lasagna lives in Malaysia right

[digital phoenix]

ya

[mystic stream]

Kuala Lumpur right

[mild apex]

not just him >:)

[last verge]

theres a G75 tourney💀💀 i aint got the patience for that

[digital phoenix]

not necessarily

[mild apex]

sel

[mystic stream]

Close enough

[lone garden]

i also live in malaysia

[restive storm]

Popeyes Biscuit or Grimace Shake

[last verge]

grimach shake

[mild apex]

sel for life

[hasty iris]

im surprised because usually only the country's federation runs the fide events unless it's a pretty decent sized club. and even though it's a fide rated tournament, it's still put on my the national federation so they require membership for that

that's how it is in canada at least. probably US too

[lone garden]

i pick

[digital phoenix]

this is sort of organized by different parties tho they pay fide for the tournament and host it themselves

anyone can host it

[mystic stream]

[hasty iris]

thats really nice

[mystic stream]

Vamos a la playa

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gtr_uwu

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 671 (peak)
Blitz: 647 (682 peak)

[restive storm]

💀reminds me of
"Guys which ones your favourite huggy wuggy seek scary blue"" etc.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 99uoo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 751 (1083 peak)
Blitz: 809

[restive storm]

no u-words

[last verge]

uwu 😍😍🥰🥰

[mild apex]

default is btr

[mystic stream]

The ròóôõöøōőọķ

[lone garden]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-cute-arjay-gif-23110987

[mild apex]

hey is uwunity

[mystic stream]

;💀

[restive storm]

What

[mystic stream]

Is that u

[lone garden]

gif

[open mason]

https://tenor.com/view/evanit0-evanito-evan-anime-cosplay-uwu-gif-23310858

[indigo jetty]

👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈

[restive storm]

GUYS STOP RIGHT NOW STOP EVERYONE

[mild apex]

isnt huggy wuggy the blue monster from poppy playtime

[restive storm]

Yeah

[indigo jetty]

I thought this was a chess discord

[restive storm]

I understand what you mean

[mystic stream]

Stop or I ping mods

[digital phoenix]

Stop or I ping mods

[warped vigil]

hop over to improvement talk

[mystic stream]

Stop or we all ping mods

[indigo jetty]

Stop or I ping mods

[digital phoenix]

Stop or I ping mods

Stop or mods ping me

[mild apex]

ping mods or i stop

[spring solstice]

Anime girl

[warped vigil]

Stop or I ping @mystic stream

[spring solstice]

Pfp hi

[lone garden]

Stop or i become

[digital phoenix]

hi

[mild apex]

thx

poppy playtime is awesome

[restive storm]

I'm so excited for chapter 3

[warped vigil]

.

[steep steppe]

Hello people

[mild apex]

when chap 3 release

[restive storm]

They're spending so much time into it so I hope it'll be good

[steep steppe]

How are you doing in this fine evening

[lone garden]

youtube shorts + poppy playtime = cringe

[mild apex]

they shouldnt hav release project playtime

[mild apex]

i dont watch poppy playtime yt shorts

[steep steppe]

What is that

[last verge]

mod or i stop pinging

[mild apex]

waiting for poppy playtime 3 and fnaf movie

[restive storm]

Idk maybe it's important to the lore
Also the chapter 3 ARG is on a pause and there's not much development to that but I think it'll be more active closer to winter

[mild apex]

u r pinging?

[last verge]

not atm

[obsidian sail]

nah

[misty sedge]

Who saves this on there phone 😭🙏🏻

[mild apex]

oh yes, 1 more horror game im waiting, the new icescream game

[indigo jetty]

Time to grind some lichess 🔥

[restive storm]

And Garten of Banban 6

💀

[mild apex]

o u watch garten of banban?

[restive storm]

Yeah

It's so goofy and unpredictable

I enjoy watching matpat and dantdm play it

[mild apex]

goofy

[mild apex]

i watch thinknoodels

[restive storm]

He's good too

[mild apex]

only good vtuber out ther

[restive storm]

I've always wondered is he a vtuber because he's been doing that animal face thing for a very long time

[mild apex]

kinda a vtuber

[restive storm]

I never really watched him but he's good

[obsidian sail]

@mystic stream

[mild apex]

skibidi toilet is overrated for me

[obsidian sail]

why cant i talk in #💬〡improvement-talk

[mystic stream]

Deas chat

[upbeat viper]

7am chat

idk why it's always dead at 7am

[obsidian sail]

its only 10m pm here

[obsidian sail]

lmao

[mild apex]

12 pm rn

[indigo jetty]

9am rn

[upbeat viper]

only french time exists to my eyes

[indigo jetty]

Oui oui

Je beacuope de passe temps

[mild apex]

time is preciuos

[upbeat viper]

my precious

[obsidian sail]

7 am in france rn

uMMMMM

didn't know cats could talk

[mild apex]

sorry wat?

[lilac gust]

I copied your username

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2325 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2025 (2136 peak)

[grim edge]

never let your opponent know your next move

[digital phoenix]

i predicted opponent blundering queen once

also i have 2 rm100 online tournaments coming up this week go big or go home

[silver oasis]

[grim edge]

rm100?

[hasty iris]

how much in usd

[grim edge]

imagine becoming an irl tournament organiser

[broken portal]

No more 401 blitz

[gloomy vector]

How do you walk into this as a 1300 with 56 minutes on the clock

[hasty iris]

why are you playing hour long games online 💀

my eyes would die after so long

[gloomy vector]

Cause today I got a 90|30 tournament starting and I need to get used to calculating

[hasty iris]

oh have fun

[grim edge]

Would you live here?

[gloomy vector]

Cheers

[gloomy vector]

Hell yeah all day every day

[grim edge]

Would you or would you not

[junior surge]

Homeless better

[grim edge]

The only correct answer

I love everyone but please keep it behind closed walls

[gloomy vector]

That also true but tbh nobody’s forcing you to be a certain way unless you enter their property

Case in which my house my rules if you don’t like it get out

[grim edge]

Yep

im a fan of bible verses on signs that trigger certain people

[grim edge]

Im a fan of the holy Quran AND the holy bible

The holy quran is shorter tho i think

[gloomy vector]

I hate those like bro if I wanna know what Jesus said on page 461 paragraph 18 imma fkin read it myself

[grim edge]

Why hate?

Hate is never the answer

gotta use our freedom while we have it, some cities try to ban verses on signs that offend

[gloomy vector]

Cause in Romania they’re absolutely everywhere you can’t go 10km or about 5 miles if you’re American without running into them

[light cosmos]

Nope

[grim edge]

Yep

[gloomy vector]

Once or twice ok I get it but calm tf down

[grim edge]

Dont hate religious people

The holy bible says specifically to know the message and spread the gospel

Its their duty

A way of life

isaiah 40:3 is a great verse

Just like rastafari is to rastafari people

The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make straight in the desert a highway for our God.

[gloomy vector]

If my duty was to plant ads with bible paragraphs every 5 miles I’d ask for Elon musk’s net worth in compensation

[nimble niche]

"no one is illegal"

[gloomy vector]

Ok maybe that one’s a lie if someone breaks into your house it ain’t legal

[white sorrel]

when you get 2 draws in 7 rounds thats skill issue

[grim edge]

Al-Baqarah 112

[grim edge]

Truly a beautiful verse from the holy Quran

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[primal marten]

.

[grim edge]

Islam accepts other religions because its beautiful to love everyone

[upbeat viper]

elo of the day ✅

one game only

[grim edge]

Hi basty

[primal marten]

Owemjii

[upbeat viper]

played very badly but it was against a japanese

and japanese are very bad at endgames

because they mostly come from shogi

[grim edge]

Man thats racist

[gloomy vector]

Hikaru moment

[digital phoenix]

mod being racist

[upbeat viper]

no no it's a fact

[torpid lintel]

Not all

[white sorrel]

i lost only 1 game in 7 games (losing to a 2000) but got 4th smh

[primal marten]

Wait u my twin???

[upbeat viper]

shogi players are strong in calculation

[grim edge]

So if i said “all white people are bad at managing their diets” im the bad guy

[digital phoenix]

everyone in the tournament is unrated bruv

[upbeat viper]

but the endgames in shogi are very different

[digital phoenix]

ur literally saying all japanese people play shogi

[upbeat viper]

most

[digital phoenix]

idk

[white sorrel]

4 rated

[upbeat viper]

from what I heard from a japanese chess GM

[torpid lintel]

Oh

[grim edge]

i bet its a small otb scene for chess

[upbeat viper]

he said that most japanese chess players started with shogi first

the endgames in shogi are about creating fortresses

[languid aurora]

Bro is explaining his way into not being canceled

[upbeat viper]

and that's why he said that most japanese chess players don't play endgames well

[grim edge]

that's actual racism

i cannot believe it

[upbeat viper]

I'm not trying to be mean

[sharp turtle]

How is that racism lol

[elder skiff]

thats stereotyping not racism

[digital phoenix]

stereotyping is racism

[languid aurora]

Is it racist or stereotype to connect KFC with black people? It's racism

[restive storm]

Bro think he hikaru 💀

[grim edge]

that's like saying asians can't drive planes because they have small eyes

[upbeat viper]

smh

shouldn't have brought that up

sorry chat

[upbeat viper]

that's racist

[digital phoenix]

[upbeat viper]

because that's mean

[languid aurora]

Mods, Cut open into his lungs and pull them.

[elder skiff]

i think the kfc thing is different than the cant drive thing

[grim edge]

that's an example similar to what you said though

[sharp turtle]

‘All Japanese players play shogi’ . I honestly don’t see how that could be racist in any way. Y’all are soft af

[digital phoenix]

saying a race is good at something is also racist but no one cares

[elder skiff]

in my opinion

[upbeat viper]

no because what I said was something a japanese GM said

._.

[digital phoenix]

geez soft u call that soft

[languid aurora]

Arabs are good at being religious.

[grim edge]

We see in stretched resolution

[sharp turtle]

You think that that is racism lol. If that’s not soft what is it

[digital phoenix]

qatar bad at play football cos they lost all 3 group stage games

[grim edge]

arabs are good at [my lawyer has advised me to not finish the joke]

[last verge]

i hate my uscf rating i want to be an NM

[elder skiff]

kenyans are the best runners

[last verge]

ur chinese ⁉️

[elder skiff]

this is actually true

[restive storm]

@nimble niche 💀

[languid aurora]

im arab i can confirm thats real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1971 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

4 days before 2k

😼

[grim edge]

it is theoretically the same thing

[last verge]

shogi looks like chess 2

[upbeat viper]

very cool game tbh

[silent quest]

Where r the mods

[upbeat viper]

much harder than chess calculationwise

[last verge]

bast guess what im uscf rated now

[digital phoenix]

ur kinda stupid

[upbeat viper]

woah

[restive storm]

Have you guys tried XXL chess

[last verge]

and i played an 1800 in blitz playoffs because we tied for first place and i got 91 accuracy

[upbeat viper]

chill chat

[upbeat viper]

rocksolid

1800 uscf ?

[digital phoenix]

got a super reaction on me ggez im so good

[upbeat viper]

drop it smh

[last verge]

just because it's commonly said doesn't make it funny

[elder skiff]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

[elder skiff]

my boy has been censored

[last verge]

1800 cc he's 1200 provisional uscf

[upbeat viper]

aaah

[elder skiff]

[digital phoenix]

does saying provisional really matter

[upbeat viper]

weak player then

[grim edge]

we should talk about presidential figures in the USA and which of them are the best

[last verge]

i get to smurf my next tournament with a cash prize

[grim edge]

Just like tate thats crazy

[digital phoenix]

can i say im 1200 provisional

[grim edge]

My favourite starts with t

[elder skiff]

tates dad was apprently cracked at chess

[upbeat viper]

and soo what's your uscf rating ?

[last verge]

weirdly he's almost out of the provisional stage and the 600 rating pt disparity is still there

[grim edge]

Trump?

[elder skiff]

i just recently learned this

[last verge]

taimanov

[grim edge]

He was an internarional master

[last verge]

1200p3

basically

[upbeat viper]

p3 ?

what's that

[last verge]

provisional, 3 games

[elder skiff]

no he was a TGG

[restive storm]

My otb rating is weird

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

[elder skiff]

top G grandmaster

[compact plover]

Tiamanov is overrated

[last verge]

maybe i can gain 6-700 points in the next 22 games

[upbeat viper]

you're a Door

[grim edge]

i could probably beat bastoura in a 1 second match if i move fast enough

[restive storm]

I'm not a door

[last verge]

door

[restive storm]

Doors

[last verge]

i'm playing hungry shark evoluton

[upbeat viper]

what's your refresh rate, monitor latency and brain latency ?

[grim edge]

And im not a homosexual

[restive storm]

I used to play that

[compact plover]

My coach when I play the dutch

[grim edge]

My butthole when i eat tacobell

[grim edge]

i haven't tested any of that.

[upbeat viper]

well that's unfortunate

https://humanbenchmark.com/

[digital phoenix]

why am i 1128 rated in blitz

[grim edge]

thank you for the opportunity.

[last verge]

i did this this was fun

[digital phoenix]

@upbeat viper

[restive storm]

Are you able to play chess in this websitr

[compact plover]

Do more tactics

[upbeat viper]

[compact plover]

Then u get stronk

[last verge]

skull

[grim edge]

is it just me or connected role color is better than trusted color

[upbeat viper]

fr drop the topic @sharp turtle

[grim edge]

what did he talk about?

[last verge]

@restive storm assuming i have a fair amount of otb experience and i play as well otb as i do online, what do you think my uscf will end up being if i'm 2100 online

[digital phoenix]

bro i dont even have a foa rapid rating thats crazy

[grim edge]

the dream man.

[elder skiff]

this is my favorite so far

[last verge]

bro plays fide online areneas 💀

[restive storm]

Idk lol
Not sure about the chess.com to USCF rating conversion

[last verge]

lesbian minecraft bee

[grim edge]

Thats offensive to me

[last verge]

what do you think it would be like a rough estimate

[elder skiff]

bobby fischer pfp checks out

[grim edge]

please refrain from posting lgbtq propaganda in this server. Bastoura?

[digital phoenix]

more competitive than chess.com players def better

[tropic plaza]

Just lost 50 elo in 1 day

[digital phoenix]

2k cc would be like 1300 foa

[upbeat viper]

only 1300 ?

[elder skiff]

the haters are trying to sabotage me

[last verge]

what would 2.1k cc be uscf

[upbeat viper]

noway

I easily beat 1400+ fide

[grim edge]

Thats fischer and tal. The whole premise is that the biggest enemies can be friends cuz tal is giving a flowet to bobby

[upbeat viper]

at the club

[digital phoenix]

idk how uscf works but my fide estimate would be like 1600 probably

[last verge]

hmm maybe 17-1800 uscf then

[grim edge]

The hell is uscf

[restive storm]

Bruh idk

[digital phoenix]

meh

[last verge]

unrated search/chess finder

[upbeat viper]

gg for your 153 elo increase

from 1700 to 1853

[digital phoenix]

considering u have rating based tournaments maybe its easier

[upbeat viper]

🚀

[last verge]

at present i can smurf and win cash prizes

[digital phoenix]

pog

[grim edge]

Shut yo stinky rocket a

[digital phoenix]

and so can i except that i dont actually have people with shit rating

[compact plover]

Depends on where you live in the usa

[elder skiff]

any Nick Land enthusiasts in the chat rn?

[upbeat viper]

sub 200ms reaction time

pog

[last verge]

the kids i played are like 500-1000

[digital phoenix]

i cant even increase my rating because every tournament i get slapped by a titled player

[compact plover]

And depends on your style

[last verge]

hmm

ive gotta redo the verbal memory i can def do better

[digital phoenix]

interesting aim trainer

[last verge]

i play bullet on mobile for a reason

[compact plover]

184 VERBAL MEMORY WTF?

Thats insane

[silent quest]

Is it an app?

[upbeat viper]

446ms in aimtrainer ?

you don't play video games do you

[last verge]

💀 i play some minecraft

[grim edge]

Should i print and frame trumps mugshot in my house?

[upbeat viper]

so no shooter games

[last verge]

nah i could def do better

[upbeat viper]

that's why

[grim edge]

i got 223 miliseconds in reaction time

[elder skiff]

yes

[digital phoenix]

i got 120 wpm on the typing thing before

[last verge]

https://humanbenchmark.com

[grim edge]

Epic

[grim edge]

did you get lucky or is that your average?

[last verge]

267ms reaction

[digital phoenix]

i average 110 plus

[grim edge]

Try 400

[digital phoenix]

but i think i could hit 120 on and off

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/sumi-sakurasawa-rent-a-girlfriend-anime-kanojo-okarishimasu-hello-gif-26339482

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[digital phoenix]

lul

[grim edge]

Everyone heres a weeb. Cringe

[last verge]

i usually land somewhere between 105-120

[white sorrel]

im alright in typing

[grim edge]

damn i can barely hit 80

[white sorrel]

then u suck

i mean u have to practice more :)

[elder skiff]

humanbenchmark is cool i didnt know this existed

[grim edge]

agree

and agree with the other message as well

[languid aurora]

NAHHHHHHWER 💀💀💀

[white sorrel]

how long

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[silent quest]

I got 11 digits

[grim edge]

oh wait i forgot i got no embed perms

that sucks, i have 1 day left until i get the trusted role

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> politics in chat...

can we get back to being a chess server?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[misty sedge]

how old is she 😟

[grim edge]

No idea

how is that politics

[white sorrel]

JUST AN INACCURACY

[grim edge]

Dude imma get muted for a week now i hope youre happy

[grim edge]

i played a move that loses a rook a while ago and it was

[primal fern]

be sure to check out #〘📝〙rules if you're not sure about what's allowed in the server

[last verge]

i have a really good memory for numbers and letters andstuff like that

thats how i learn theory somewhat fast

[grim edge]

Basically ur so losing that stockfish gave up

[grim edge]

Youre one arrogant mf i hate you

[grim edge]

you are definitely not getting muted lol

[primal fern]

you'll be fine

[grim edge]

Anitta warned me that its a week mute next time i do politics

[digital phoenix]

ew politics

[grim edge]

ril

[digital phoenix]

and so u did it makes sense

[grim edge]

But its not politics its a fking portrait of trump

[grim edge]

that's clearly not politics though

[misty sedge]

You will be going outside for 1week

[primal fern]

that person is a representation of controversial politics. so yes I'd say you did cross the line

[misty sedge]

you should thank neuro

[grim edge]

nooooo

[grim edge]

Youre the one with the anime pfp

[grim edge]

It is time to confront the very thing you try to avoid, grass

[grim edge]

Ive literally never avoided grass

[silent quest]

Nowadays how easy it got to offend anybody

[misty sedge]

😟

[grim edge]

[primal fern]

i'm not offended. i just come here for chess like many people.

this is a chess server lol

[grim edge]

#💬〡chess-talk

[silent quest]

Truly

[grim edge]

Youre an arrogant person

[misty sedge]

how tf are y'all cropping that so fast

[digital phoenix]

windows shift s

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[grim edge]

Trumps mugshot got memed in the matter of minutes

[silent quest]

Secs

[grim edge]

True

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

[grim edge]

Well i dont play at all

[digital phoenix]

[misty sedge]

we ain't seeing trump memes for 1 week😔💔

[primal fern]

why not

[silent quest]

f3 g4 grinder

[grim edge]

Because its a bad game for me

I dont enjoy chess at all

[primal fern]

that's a bummer. I think it's great. what's ur rating

[grim edge]

Check my pronouns

[mild wyvern]

🥶🥶🥶

[dim ridge]

saw this on WSJ

[grim edge]

i agree, vote kanye

[dim ridge]

trump has no chill

[elder skiff]

YESUKE 2024

[upper flame]

Hi gays

[grim edge]

Hes actually running so

[grim edge]

wait WHAT

Kanye is running for president guys

[dim ridge]

which are?

[hazy pewter]

When #chess-2

[grim edge]

650 online, unrated fide

[dim ridge]

2nd time in a row, he aint making it

W

[white sorrel]

u have a fide acc?

[grim edge]

No i dont afford one

[white sorrel]

so why are you saying ur unrated fide?

[grim edge]

Because i literally dont have a fide rating

unrated fide is theoretically the best one, it doesn't tell exactly how high your rating is, so it can mean you are 3000+, it's all letters and no numbers

[echo flume]

I am gonna scholar mate my cousin blindfolded they will think I'm at grandmaster level 💀

[primal fern]

why not

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

I have 0$ to spare for chess

[mint yew]

Ah so your saying no rating in a formal way?

[primal fern]

oh but u will spend it on nitro....

[grim edge]

I literally dont have nitro

on v-bucks

[primal fern]

not what it says here

[digital phoenix]

give me nitro

[grim edge]

Only thing i spend money on is spotify

[mint yew]

Gib me NITRO

[primal fern]

Nitro: Neuro version

[grim edge]

gib me nitro

Only time I would spend money in chess/for a tournament is when I’m 2,4K Elo and have a chance of winning

[vernal musk]

hmm

[digital phoenix]

i have a chance of winning