💬〡general-off-topic

[feral hollow]

meh

[boreal sapphire]

your mom faints after i rail her bro im literally your dad stop talking

[feral hollow]

only because its monika

[boreal sapphire]

this is why you are beefing over a girls chess club sit down

[summer mesa]

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[summer mesa]

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[final gust]

I thought I was the kid 🤣. Haven't heard a joke like that since 5th grade

[final gust]

🤣 🤣

[steep steppe]

I love meming

[boreal sapphire]

thats because you are in middle school

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

Me rn

[boreal sapphire]

you are literally a bum you are not old enough to have discord log off

[summer mesa]

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[final gust]

I bet u had that sigma song playing in the background wen u said sit down

[steep steppe]

Fr

[final gust]

U ain't slick lol

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

Fr fr ong?

[smoky pebble]

you nerds should chill

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-ong-gif-24731885

[smoky pebble]

or do something productive with your time

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

We are in a chess server

[summer mesa]

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[feral hollow]

finally someone with sense

[steep steppe]

All we do is in productive shit

[feral hollow]

thank you

[boreal sapphire]

buddy ur in a chess server talking about doing somethign productive

[steep steppe]

Bro yoink my joke

[feral hollow]

bro is picking on everyone

[final gust]

U arguing with a middle schooler? And making mom jokes. Doesn't great stuff abt ur intelligence

[summer mesa]

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[feral hollow]

bro wants all that beef

[final gust]

Woke up and chose violence

[smoky pebble]

i guess something productive isnt happening

based on that response

[boreal sapphire]

oh shit ur a girl

[feral hollow]

GUYS can we just go outside, do 30 pushups, and come back to argue

it feels much different

[summer mesa]

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[feral hollow]

just trust me

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

But it’s pull day

[boreal sapphire]

i just hit chest and arms today

[final gust]

More 5th grade jokes I see🤣 🤣 🍞

[feral hollow]

I got sick so I couldnt go today ;-;

[steep steppe]

I cant mess up my split

[latent pebble]

It’s literally about chess

[feral hollow]

I wanted to go today so badly

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

Damn bro

[feral hollow]

im going tommoroww 6 pm before school

[steep steppe]

I love last raises

[feral hollow]

I think thats a good time for the gym yes?

[boreal sapphire]

how tf does your school start after 6 pm

[feral hollow]

6 am

[steep steppe]

Make sure you stretch so you don’t get hurt

[feral hollow]

I meant 6 am

I meant 6 am

[steep steppe]

I love Jym

[feral hollow]

I think thats possible from some schools

[boreal sapphire]

go right after school it hits diffferent when u come home and do hmw

[steep steppe]

Maybe if you are in uni

[feral hollow]

bro the hardest part of my workout is 15 minutes on the stairmaster ;-;

[boreal sapphire]

nah uni starts earlier

[feral hollow]

I need help someone help me

I need a better workout

[steep steppe]

My highschool is aids bro, I have to take ap world history in 9th

Plus they give 2 hours of hw each night

[boreal sapphire]

you wait till AP euro in soph year

[steep steppe]

Dear god bro

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/shocking-linda-martin-rachel-harris-lucifer-surprising-gif-17388058

[feral hollow]

does anyone have a better workout for me

[steep steppe]

Also I literally have to do 200 hours of community service to gradate

[steep steppe]

Yeah

[feral hollow]

I usually go for 1 hour and 20 minutes

[steep steppe]

Do you want my routine?

[feral hollow]

generally working on everything

[feral hollow]

yes give me or else

[steep steppe]

Bet brother

[feral hollow]

you have one for every day right?

[steep steppe]

Chest & Triceps
Back & Biceps
Legs & Shoulders
REST
Chest, Triceps & Front Delt
Back, Biceps & Rear Delt
Legs & Lateral Delt

Abs workout, do every other day

1. Weighted Russian Twists 8-10 reps
2. Weighted Reverse Crunches 8-10 reps
3. Plank Row 10 reps
4. Weighted Russian Twist with Leg Extension 8-10 reps

Forearm workout do every other day

1.Forearm curl 12 reps 3 sets
2.Forearm reverse curl 12 reps 3 sets
3. Farmers walk every time all the other stuff is done

CHEST AND TRICEPS

1. Dumbbell Chest Press: 3 sets of 8-12 reps.
2. Dumbbell Flyes: 3 sets of 8-12 reps.
3. Dumbbell Tricep Kickbacks: 3 sets of 10-15 reps.
4. Dumbbell Tricep Overhead Extension: 3 sets of 10-15 reps

BACK AND BICEPS

1. Bent-Over Rows 3 sets of 10
2. Dumbbell Pullovers 3 sets of 10
3. Alternating Dumbbell Curls 3 sets of 10
4. Hammer Curls 3 sets of 10

LEGS AND SHOULDERS

1. Goblet Squats 3 sets of 10
2. Dumbbell Shoulder Press 3 sets of 10
3. Dumbbell Lateral Raises 3 sets of 10
4. Dumbbell Reverse Flyes 3 sets of 10

CHEST, TRICEPS AND FRONT DELT

1. Dumbbell Bench Press: Aim for 3 sets of 8-12 reps.
2. Dumbbell Flyes: repeat for 3 sets of 10-15 reps.
3. Overhead Dumbbell Triceps Extension: Perform 3 sets of 10-12 reps.
4. Dumbbell Lateral Raises. Aim for 3 sets of 12-15 reps.

BACK, BICEP AND REAR DELTS

1. Bent-Over Rows: 3 sets of 8-12 reps.
2. Alternating Dumbbell Curls: 3 sets of 10-12 reps per arm.
3. Dumbbell Rear Delt Flyes: 3 sets of 12-15 reps.
4. Dumbbell Pullovers: 3 sets of 10-12 reps.
5. Lat Pulldowns: 3 sets of 10-12 reps.

LEGS & LATERAL DELTS

1. Goblet Squats 10 reps for 3 sets
2. Romanian Deadlifts 10 reps for 3 sets
3. Walking Lunges 10 reps for 3 sets
4. Lateral Raises 10 reps for 3 sets
5. Deadlifts 10 reps for 3 sets

This is a good start

[feral hollow]

damn I was expecting this in dms

[steep steppe]

Add what you need

[steep steppe]

Oh mb g

[feral hollow]

im literally gonna use like 60% of this thanks

[steep steppe]

This is mostly dumbell stuff so you can do this at home if you have good dumbells

My thing is a little bootleg cause I have s home jym

I decorated my room with a bench 💀💀💀💀

[feral hollow]

how many pounds of muscle do you gain per month?

[steep steppe]

That is so real

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

I’m 13 so it’s hard to find what is from working out and what is from growing up but like 4-5 pounds ish

[summer mesa]

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[steep steppe]

Your cat takes these

[feral hollow]

@steep steppe ill add the legs and lateral delts chest and back

thanks

[steep steppe]

You’re welcome anytime brother

Start

Go do push ups

[smoky pebble]

i cant say i am espeically interested by this conversation but at least it wasnt whatever it was before, thank you guys for fixing chat

[steep steppe]

No that’s mutfi minks

I cant spell

[normal hatch]

Lets speak about tax fraud

[feral hollow]

part of aizens plan

[grim edge]

i love estrodil 💯

[steep steppe]

YEAH!

[feral hollow]

I actually thought discussing about the gym would stop them from aruging

it actually did

[smoky pebble]

it worked pretty well yeah

[steep steppe]

It worked well oddly enough

[feral hollow]

I am good at changing the subject ( not a good thing like 25% usage and 75 nullness)

[smoky pebble]

its a nice power to have

[warped vigil]

there's got to be <13 yo in here

[steep steppe]

Hamza can get clipped so much

[feral hollow]

hamza is W

[smoky pebble]

yes unfortunately people dont follow terms of service

[warped vigil]

Format it better.... what even is that?

[heavy swallow]

Hi trip

[feral hollow]

please dont tell me its because of the clown suit

[smoky pebble]

hello jace

[heavy swallow]

Akward silence eh ?

[feral hollow]

@grim edge am I right tho?

damn

[steep steppe]

Same

[feral hollow]

thats worse then me

[steep steppe]

Waht dio you need help with

[crystal shore]

what your guys fav opening

[smoky pebble]

the polish

[feral hollow]

I generally just give everyone a deathstare

[heavy swallow]

French

[feral hollow]

except people I know

[feral hollow]

closed sicillian with 3.d4

[heavy swallow]

You try any other openings?

[feral hollow]

kidding the caro kann

[steep steppe]

The Vienna gambit

[feral hollow]

shut up

[crystal shore]

alapin>>>>

[tropic plaza]

Close spanish

[feral hollow]

" the only drug I take is vienna" -gotham

[feral hollow]

stop the cap

[smoky pebble]

yes on my lichess alt

[steep steppe]

Thats not the only one for me, I also take the scotch

[crystal shore]

heres mine

[smoky pebble]

its slightly higher but i do still love the polish as an opening, even if it isnt that good

[heavy swallow]

You mean lickass?

[feral hollow]

alapin is drawish, plus closed sicillian with 3.d4 is much more aggressive, intresting, and feels like a great anti sicillian weapon

[steep steppe]

Would my little background in python help?

[tropic plaza]

Semi slav

[heavy swallow]

You’ve played the polish for multiple years correct ?

[crystal shore]

yup after nf3 i play nf6

[low sable]

nimzo larsen
man alot of ppl blunder their pawn or even their rook

[smoky pebble]

indeed

[crystal shore]

i loved the nimzo larsen back than

[steep steppe]

No 💀 sorry

[heavy swallow]

You must know it completely then correct ?

[crystal shore]

Im not even joking

[smoky pebble]

there is always more to learn

[heavy swallow]

Tic tac toe?

[steep steppe]

I need a chess rival

[smoky pebble]

in chess

[heavy swallow]

I mean aren’t some openings like solved

[low sable]

thats a little to much commitment for me

[crystal shore]

best opening and my favorite opening*

[feral hollow]

@steep steppe do you think 100 situps and 30-40 pushups each day is also good?

[smoky pebble]

you can always learn more lines

[crystal shore]

main line slav

[smoky pebble]

indeed

[crystal shore]

main line semi slav

[rare kraken]

anyone wanna play

[steep steppe]

Yes and no, you need rest days, if you hit chest every day you will overtrained

[feral hollow]

well to be fair

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 619 (1087 peak)
Bullet: 477 (1059 peak)

[steep steppe]

And that is aids

[heavy swallow]

I mean yeah but at like at a bot level aren’t some like literally solved ?

[steep steppe]

Can you not be odd please

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 430 (577 peak)

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Rapid: 1587 (2154 peak)
Blitz: 1283 (2201 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (2044 peak)

[feral hollow]

well today is my rest day because im sick

[smoky pebble]

we are human

[feral hollow]

;-;

[heavy swallow]

True

[steep steppe]

Eh

[heavy swallow]

But vibrations in your bum could fix taht no ?

[steep steppe]

What the frick

[crystal shore]

best opening is this fr

[smoky pebble]

jace dont be weird here

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[feral hollow]

I have a question, if openings are completely refuted by engines, then isnt it still a flawed opening as a human?

could someone answer that for me

[heavy swallow]

My fault

[steep steppe]

OHHHHHHHHHH AHSHDJHSJZAH

LMAOSX

[heavy swallow]

I thought it was obvious 😭

[smoky pebble]

maybe at super gm level with 20 moves of prep

[heavy swallow]

Don’t ask me I’m a 600

[smoky pebble]

other than that not really

[steep steppe]

It’s not every day you hear someone say “a vibrater will fix that”

[feral hollow]

alr

[heavy swallow]

It’s a chess server

What else would I be referring to???

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[steep steppe]

Bro 💀💀💀 idk that’s why it got me of gaurd lmao

[low sable]

should i be able to hear that?

[heavy swallow]

Nah it’s cool dw

[steep steppe]

Look how he walks

[smoky pebble]

by the way when are you unmuted in city

[crystal shore]

FRANK SOLOS ALL DAY

LOVE FRANK

[heavy swallow]

Like 23 hours

[frozen crystal]

!connect

[steep steppe]

Frank >>>>>>>>

[crystal shore]

he IS THE GOAT

[steep steppe]

My second most beloved

[crystal shore]

HE IS MY HERO

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[crystal shore]

I LOVE FRANK

DONT MESS WITH MAGNUS CARLSEN JR

[heavy swallow]

The urge to say something

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-honey-my-beloved-gif-25500288

[heavy swallow]

Gonna get me banned

[crystal shore]

AKA FRANK

[steep steppe]

Do it

[cobalt shore]

Frank overrated tbh

[heavy swallow]

I’ll dm it

[feral hollow]

FRANKKKKK

[steep steppe]

YOU’RE OVERRATED

[feral hollow]

I will haunt you to the ends of the earth

[smoky pebble]

not here jace

[crystal shore]

HOW DAAAAAA U

[cobalt shore]

Its litterally just a british man

[heavy swallow]

I won’t

[steep steppe]

sorry, just don’t talk about Frank like thst again

[feral hollow]

how dare you

[cobalt shore]

Its just a british adult man

[feral hollow]

how dare you insult frank

[crystal shore]

a british super gm

[frozen crystal]

.

[primal fern]

@smoky pebble !trusted

[feral hollow]

he will be gm

[cobalt shore]

Why are you white knighting over a british man

[primal fern]

@frozen crystal !welcome

[heavy swallow]

Hi neuro

[steep steppe]

Super super gm*

[frozen crystal]

fixed it thanks so much

[crystal shore]

IS FIDE IS LITERALY U

[steep steppe]

What if I ate a chess board

[crystal shore]

2985!!!!!!!

[smoky pebble]

[feral hollow]

well, to be fair frank is really funny plus if you wanna blame anyone you can blame gothamchess

[cobalt shore]

aint he like a 750?

[heavy swallow]

Why not connect your account ?

[cobalt shore]

No he just isnt funny

[crystal shore]

he like 1000 now

[steep steppe]

Blame? You mean love?

[heavy swallow]

You can flex that your better than most people here

[primal fern]

connect ur account please

[low sable]

thats one way to gamble

[smoky pebble]

why

[cobalt shore]

Nah

[primal fern]

@frozen crystal how long u play chess for?

[low sable]

gambile ur life that is

[feral hollow]

"Im just not there"

[steep steppe]

To be better

[smoky pebble]

i simply do not wish to

[crystal shore]

he is bruv

[primal fern]

image perms, vc access, etc

[heavy swallow]

To flex how Goated you are

[steep steppe]

Simply be better

[smoky pebble]

i dont need any of those

[frozen crystal]

not very long my friend taught me a few years ago

[smoky pebble]

boring

[heavy swallow]

Without them you can’t send this

[cobalt shore]

Nah he a 900 just checked

[feral hollow]

wait

[feral hollow]

FRANK IS 900????

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-hector-salamanca-the-boss-can-suck-me-better-call-saul-meme-gif-25528219

[feral hollow]

SOUND THE ALARMS WE MUST GET HIM TO 1000

SOUND THE ALARMSSS

[heavy swallow]

Calm your tits man

[smoky pebble]

i dont think i need the ability to send that

[primal fern]

chill

[cobalt shore]

Litterally a newborn baby>>>>>>Frank

[heavy swallow]

But liek it’s a great scene

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-elysia-gif-26336593

[smoky pebble]

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/big-black-man-behind-behind-scary-gif-26009623

[cobalt shore]

I am frank isnt funny

[smoky pebble]

i seem fine without it

[heavy swallow]

The pink name does fit the pfp

[steep steppe]

Why are you L bozing

[steep steppe]

What is this

[primal fern]

@grim edge you have a new friend

[feral hollow]

something

[cobalt shore]

You genuinely have those stickers saved? dude touch some grass

[heavy swallow]

I think your just bad at convincing people

[feral hollow]

my friend made me

[heavy swallow]

Watch this neuro I’ll try

[heavy swallow]

@smoky pebble connect account ?

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play blitz or rapid?

[cobalt shore]

Sure bud

[steep steppe]

Sure

[feral hollow]

im down for unrated

[feral hollow]

im serious

[steep steppe]

Rapid?

[tropic plaza]

First one to join ig

[smoky pebble]

...

[feral hollow]

actually wait @cobalt shore GOOD POINT

[cobalt shore]

You have like 29000 hours in honkai star rail dont you

[heavy swallow]

That’s enough trying

[feral hollow]

I SHOULD DELETE MY STICKERS

[steep steppe]

My name is virtualseal

[feral hollow]

OH my god why didnt I think about that

[heavy swallow]

To convince you

[smoky pebble]

has it even been out for 29000 hours

[cobalt shore]

he was a play tester

[tropic plaza]

https://play.chess.com/BruKB

[feral hollow]

im only keeping pom pom stickers but im gonna delete everything else (fr)

[smoky pebble]

its still a lot of hours

[feral hollow]

3 hours

[cobalt shore]

🤮

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-xiao-genshin-xiao-genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-impact-gif-20393103

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-jack-hanma-pickle-manga-pickle-vs-jack-gif-24468851

[primal fern]

you're*

[cobalt shore]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-gif-23389628

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[crystal shore]

I JUST GOT BRILLIANT

[grim edge]

hello chat

[feral hollow]

bro no way you had to pull that one up

[primal fern]

u have a new friend

[feral hollow]

thats so easy to find ngl

[crystal shore]

ik

[grim edge]

:pppp who

[smoky pebble]

i just got a best move

[cobalt shore]

Yep cause im not a weeb that has those saved

[crystal shore]

but still

[primal fern]

@smoky pebble won't connect

[crystal shore]

bRILLIAANtT

[feral hollow]

@crystal shore no that brilliant move is hard to find

Im talking to the other guy

[grim edge]

Dude it was already mate in 1 unless you took something

@smoky pebble i stand in solidarity with u we will never connect

💪

[smoky pebble]

:)

[grim edge]

No wait it wasn’t

[feral hollow]

well I just assume the bishop is lost if he takes?

[feral hollow]

you'd have to play something like h6 to hold on for a little longer

damn

[crystal shore]

This good brillaint?

[feral hollow]

bro thats brilliant fr

I saw that video

[steep steppe]

i force drew just so i can say i drew a 1400

[feral hollow]

fight me and ill let you sack the queen for draw in pirc's defense

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[crystal shore]

i had mate in 3 but got i miss bc i made mate in 7 but still won by mate'

[smoky pebble]

hi rexy

[grim edge]

Morning chat

[crystal shore]

morning

[grim edge]

Hi Trip, how u do

[crystal shore]

althought eviening for me

[grim edge]

Hello

[rose zinc]

What’s your elo?

[crystal shore]

Im 1500 but I know u didnt ask me that

[smoky pebble]

good

[steep steppe]

900-1100

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-dance-gif-20481647

[feral hollow]

200 elo difference is crazy

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bullet-sniper-solsniper-bizzybird-shot-gif-25026279

[crystal shore]

wanna play a blitz game

[grim edge]

Good to hear that

[rose zinc]

Yeah I was about to say 200 range is quite a bit

[rose zinc]

Wanna play me?

[crystal shore]

bet

why not

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sumi-sakurasawa-dance-kanokari-kanojo-okarishimasu-rental-girlfriend-gif-17763353

[smoky pebble]

:)

[rose zinc]

I’m 1300 but my blitz rating is like 600

[smoky pebble]

why you meowing in city by the way

[crystal shore]

its alr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hamza (hamzakhan2007)

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Rapid: 1314 (1418 peak)
Blitz: 651 (693 peak)
Bullet: 655 (669 peak)

[crystal shore]

lets play

[grim edge]

Why u stalking me

[rose zinc]

^^^^

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/haruhi-suzumiya-dance-anime-dance-anime-girl-anime-girl-dancing-gif-23724800

[grim edge]

UwU back

[smoky pebble]

gets boring only watching one channel and one game

[crystal shore]

sent challenge

[steep steppe]

stop please

[grim edge]

No

[rose zinc]

Sorry can you send it again

[cosmic lintel]

Hmm

[crystal shore]

alr

[steep steppe]

pretty please?

[grim edge]

Stop this stalker behavior at once

[cosmic lintel]

Hello everyone

[smoky pebble]

why

[grim edge]

I will keep doing it again and there's nothing you can do about it

[tropic plaza]

Do it tyra

[steep steppe]

90.85.976

[grim edge]

Go study ur chess instead

[smoky pebble]

but chess is so boring

[grim edge]

Pog, I'll stop now

[grim edge]

Go play checkers

[smoky pebble]

if anything it would be go or shogi

[grim edge]

You know how to Shogi?

[smoky pebble]

no

[grim edge]

ips have 4 bytes and go up to 256

[smoky pebble]

shouldnt be hard to learn though

[grim edge]

Ok dude, I don't get it but good to know

[grim edge]

Give me ur smart

[grim edge]

that's a fake ip lol

[grim edge]

I know

[smoky pebble]

how

[grim edge]

not as in not yours, not a possible ip

[tropic plaza]

I cant even play shogi since i dont understand the japanese

[grim edge]

just memorize it

[grim edge]

I know dude, ok. I'm not that dumb, surprisingly

It's hard to believe but trust me

[tropic plaza]

Cant tell the difference of the pieces

[grim edge]

just memorize them

[grim edge]

Idk, Invent a machine to do that

[smoky pebble]

not what ive observed

[smoky pebble]

i can only do so many things rexy

[grim edge]

How very dare you, apologize

[grim edge]

Stop being so lazy and help ur old man

[grim edge]

Fr, I'm confused with those Shogi pieces

Like, they just a letter, wtf

[smoky pebble]

but being lazy is great

[fallen wadi]

I’m finally 1600

[tropic plaza]

Ye whynnot make it to some figure

[grim edge]

I'll kick you out of the house

[steep steppe]

YOOOOO

[grim edge]

I know right, what a nerd to memorize those symbol

[smoky pebble]

waiwaiwai

[fallen wadi]

Finally bro

[grim edge]

Nice nice

[tropic plaza]

Broski got hit with a double brilliant

[smoky pebble]

rexy we can talk about this

[steep steppe]

i'm proud of you

[tropic plaza]

Ye shogi for nerds

[steep steppe]

BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fallen wadi]

I hate when chess.com says you were never in trouble when I was stressing as hell

[grim edge]

It's time for u to be independent, you have been too lazy lately and I have to talk to your parents about this

[steep steppe]

you cant be clowning on me like this

[grim edge]

This is so me

[smoky pebble]

i thought you didnt want to talk to them

[grim edge]

We play rock paper scissors

[tropic plaza]

Sorry, i got to aggressive since u perpetual me

[grim edge]

Well, I change my mind

[steep steppe]

i have no regrets

[tropic plaza]

Yes rps for chads

[steep steppe]

i drew a 1500

i'm so cool

[tropic plaza]

You sacrificed 2 pieces for a draw,

[steep steppe]

yes

yes i did

[tropic plaza]

Its a good sac since all your pieces are hanging

[steep steppe]

i did it for the memes

bro i need a 2500 to befriend me and i need to play them everyday

[grim edge]

Chat ded

Time to use my ult

[smoky pebble]

what would you gain from that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[crystal shore]

yo

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cute-anime-girl-happy-gif-17184386

[grim edge]

I want to spam Chika so bad

Fck

[tropic plaza]

Do it

Lets get muted together

[grim edge]

[steep steppe]

i will win out of spite

[rose zinc]

Yo mb I had to go

[steep steppe]

i just need a finnally boss

[cobalt shore]

Im still right

[grim edge]

Lol, just face a chess com bot then

[smoky pebble]

that doesnt work

[crystal shore]

honestly IM so BORED

[steep steppe]

it will

one day

[steep steppe]

chess bots are aids

[grim edge]

You'll quit before you defeat them lol

2500 is hard, or maybe it just my skill issue

[crystal shore]

KOMODO 25

[steep steppe]

this is more spite to add to the fire

[smoky pebble]

why do you like this gif so much rexy

[steep steppe]

i already have a boss to beat i just need a finnaly one

[smoky pebble]

is there something you havent told me

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-gun-kill-the-furries-i-hate-furries-gif-25287234

[grim edge]

Because cute, like myself

[smoky pebble]

not that cute

[grim edge]

Ofc not, why would I not tell you?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cry-furry-text-text-bubble-gif-27688169

[grim edge]

Agree, I'm cuter

[smoky pebble]

cuz i havent been in a position to be told anything

[smoky pebble]

are you becoming like sirius

[grim edge]

Keep it that way, too much knowledge of myself is not good for your sanity

[grim edge]

Wtf

Don't put me on the same place with that dog

[smoky pebble]

alright

[grim edge]

This cough of mine is killing me, wtf

Someone send help

[viscid jacinth]

yo

[latent pebble]

Skill

[echo kestrel]

what.

[viscid jacinth]

Its not a fight if all they do back is to rawr

[tropic plaza]

Skill issue fr fr just get good

[steep steppe]

thats what makes it fun

[grim edge]

Fight me nub

[viscid jacinth]

all furries aren't zoophiles bruh

[tropic plaza]

2-1 nub

[grim edge]

Tf

[grim edge]

Am I really 2-1 against u?

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-gif-20063896

[grim edge]

Fck I'm bad

[tropic plaza]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[tropic plaza]

First game i won second game i lost third game i won

[viscid jacinth]

Wtf

[steep steppe]

yeah but i'm just joking lmao, be who ever you want to be that wont stop me from making fun of you thougj

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-happy-spin-gif-14832460

[viscid jacinth]

Virtual Seal

[hard gyro]

Good morning guys

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-dance-cute-kawaii-gif-13410268

[viscid jacinth]

Can i be virtual seal

[grim edge]

Yes, I'll be a virtual orca

[steep steppe]

at the end of the day its the battle of the clowns

[steep steppe]

no why are you stealinf my chess name

please i've made gfx for this salready

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016324884017725462/1016760410491342898/Untitled_design__1__AdobeExpress.gif

[viscid jacinth]

Can i be David Goggins fan

[steep steppe]

yeah

[viscid jacinth]

yeah no i dont want to be

[steep steppe]

but why

[tropic plaza]

Do yall want me to spam chika

[steep steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016324884017725462/1024202349826293800/MOSHED-2022-9-27-2-14-18.gif

[viscid jacinth]

i dont watch him that much

[viscid jacinth]

nah

[tropic plaza]

Why not

[steep steppe]

okay

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1099688708178968696/1A85F42C-8ECA-41DE-860B-D8737793E0FD.gif

[steep steppe]

[tropic plaza]

Can i just send just one?

[steep steppe]

yes good.

[viscid jacinth]

Sure

Whats a chika

[steep steppe]

omg is my brother, stellaris ghost

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-gif-26509431

[viscid jacinth]

I just look furry people pfps and i feel like i am going to vomit for some reason

Like its not even attractive at all

[green jungle]

who r u

[tropic plaza]

Capybara

[steep steppe]

you just furry pfp?

[viscid jacinth]

Its like VHS

[steep steppe]

a ghost

[green jungle]

you... furry people's pfp? what kind of sick-

[viscid jacinth]

buh

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1135953265884934165/youd.gif

[tropic plaza]

My pfp count as furry?

[green jungle]

has fur, seems like it

[crystal shore]

whats an underated opening?

[hard gyro]

You just look AT furry people:s pfps

[crystal shore]

for black

[viscid jacinth]

Nah its not furry if its the capybara

[tropic plaza]

So if it goes bald….

[viscid jacinth]

Ok Shakespeare

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/plstakeashowerimmediately-gif-25184196

[tropic plaza]

Good

[steep steppe]

The Singsongbingbong thingtong gambit, you gambit your dignety

[viscid jacinth]

Like its not gay if its the homies

[steep steppe]

homiesexual>>>

[crystal shore]

does anyone know the czech defense?

[tropic plaza]

Everything is not gay unless u dress like gay

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-20348263

[tropic plaza]

You can do anything just dont look like gay

[steep steppe]

no

[latent pebble]

Bro what

[green jungle]

gay slander in chat

or something, i wouldn't know

[hard gyro]

...........

[tropic plaza]

I mean you can kiss your homies and not get called gay

[steep steppe]

yeha

i practice kissing with the homies 5-8 times a day

[viscid jacinth]

Can confirm

[hard gyro]

It would be illegal for me.

[tropic plaza]

Just dont dress like gay and you can do anything no homo

[steep steppe]

sorry to hear that you hsould try it sometime when it becomes legal

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/fujiwara-chika-dance-cute-moves-pretty-gif-17219438

[hard gyro]

I gotta wait a couple years for that to be even close to legal

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1132687489728004157/image0.gif

[tropic plaza]

I wanna spam chika but i might get muted

[hard gyro]

Can we change topics please?

[steep steppe]

sure

[tropic plaza]

Politics

[hard gyro]

One of my friend (much younger than me) almost had this happen to him.

[steep steppe]

yes, all forign affairs should be handle by flipping a coin

[hard gyro]

Still the scariest day of my life.

[steep steppe]

damn, sorry to hear that happend

[green jungle]

.

[steep steppe]

he is so real

[steep steppe]

i've never met anyone more real bro

[green jungle]

pro chess player incoming

[hard gyro]

Almost is the keyword. He just had some minor scratches so he's fine. It still scared me cause I think of him as my lil bro, so yeah.

[latent pebble]

Classical Sicilian structure is kinda mid

[steep steppe]

oof man,

yes

idk what these things are

[latent pebble]

Nuh uh

[tropic plaza]

I almost got hit by a car last week because i didnt look at the left and there is a car going fast xd

Im so high at that time

Zoning out and just tried to cross the road and there was a car

[hard gyro]

Well, glad to know that you are still with us.

[latent pebble]

Bro has the old discord pfp

[hard gyro]

That's a blundered queen.

[tropic plaza]

Ye, scared the shit out of me, i got surprised there was a car, like if i stayed just one more second i will get hit

[green jungle]

pov college freshman

[tropic plaza]

Gonna get isekai’d in heaven

[hard gyro]

Yeah, but it still diminishes the value of the win a bit.

Actually, I take it back. It makes the win slightly more valuable.

[hard gyro]

Fight, Flight, Freeze situation

[tropic plaza]

I choose fight

[crystal jewel]

High

[hard gyro]

You will fight a car.

[tropic plaza]

Senor’s choice of words is not in our capability

[tropic plaza]

Im never running from a fight

[hard gyro]

I thought it was pretty obvious

[tropic plaza]

I understand senor…… sometimes

[hard gyro]

I just wanted to say that the blundered queen diminishes the value of the win.
But then I realised I was wrong.

[grim edge]

Anime pfp effect

[hard gyro]

Material difference.

Kinda makes it sound like a comeback win when you say "I blundered a queen, and still won"

[latent pebble]

Tyraone

[steep steppe]

is this accurate?

[hard gyro]

Yes, when you say that then any game's win will get diminished.

[modest swan]

no context

[tropic plaza]

Anything under 2500 is you suck

[latent pebble]

There’s a term called flagging if you’re not familiar with it

[steep steppe]

more like 3000

[hard gyro]

No shit, Sherlock.

[hard gyro]

Also, why tf are you untrusted?

[steep steppe]

a

[grim edge]

Huh

[bright eagle]

anyone have a good gpu? I need to test a version of Leela that I'm trying to make more human like

[modest swan]

yes

[steep steppe]

arent i so good at chess?

[hard gyro]

No laptop or pc, sorry.

[steep steppe]

its morbid time

[bright eagle]

😦

[limpid prawn]

Knight to d3 (not a capture)
A fitting game to get me to 1800

[bright eagle]

Trying to test out my engine but it takes 11 days with my hardware per test 😔

[steep steppe]

W

[steep steppe]

i'm proud of you

[hard gyro]

[steep steppe]

this is a grandmaster game

what are you talking about?

[hard gyro]

200 elo GMs, maybe

[steep steppe]

that isnt on the chart so

[hard gyro]

How much did you tilt, what-

[hard gyro]

Secret achievement.

[limpid prawn]

that deserves to be in light mode

it's earned

yes

[hard gyro]

Yes

[limpid prawn]

ZD

I wish I could make my opponents go into tilt

[feral hollow]

damn I suck fr

[feral hollow]

@digital phoenix this u?

[hard gyro]

Blocked.

[feral hollow]

wait what did he/she do

[hard gyro]

"Sowwy dad" is the new "uwu" for Unity.

[steep steppe]

sowwy dad

I love being chaotic

[feral hollow]

I dont understand and please dont explain it to me

[hard gyro]

Thank you, then. Unblocked.

[steep steppe]

Also why would you block someone

[hard gyro]

Ouch, adoption exists.

[steep steppe]

Wh- alright then

WHY

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAD

[hard gyro]

I have some good memes you can take from me, hold on

[steep steppe]

HOW DIDNTOU FIND A VIDEO OF HIM

[fickle rampart]

:(

[steep steppe]

Give I want

[stoic grove]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

[fickle rampart]

no promises

[hard gyro]

@grim edge

[stoic grove]

👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿or👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

[hard gyro]

Indian meme, you won't get it.

[rose zinc]

Have they updated the Ruy Lopez yet?

Darn!

[steep steppe]

How do you eat milk

[rose zinc]

Might be more than half

[misty sedge]

@grim edge play

[vital acorn]

Caught him

He pinged everyone

[hard gyro]

everyone is useless

[steep steppe]

We are all useless

[grim edge]

ril

[grim edge]

Spam

[steep steppe]

It’s not spam if it’s diffrent memes

[steep steppe]

Bro exploded

[hard gyro]

BRUH

[steep steppe]

What is this

[lilac gust]

YESSIR

[steep steppe]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

W W W W W W W W W W W

[lilac gust]

Tyty

[steep steppe]

What’s it like being a W

[lilac gust]

Idk yet

Just got it

[steep steppe]

Update me when you do

[grim edge]

W

Getting to 1100 is easier then getting to 1000 imo

Dead chat lmfao

[lone garden]

/e undead chat

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-smug-anime-stare-gif-17603924

[tropic plaza]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lone garden]

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/ruwu-uwu-ru-gif-22312589

[lone garden]

no i want the mod's hammer bonk on your head

[tropic plaza]

Where the mods

[grim edge]

Meh, active mods is offline

[hard gyro]

I am eating cold cereal and milk

[lone garden]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

What's ur user?

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Promoting illegal clients, and disgusting offers.

[grim edge]

Deal

[tropic plaza]

Mods are not modding

[grim edge]

What's ur cc username? Let's test if it actually anti ban

[lone garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mymomworksforroblox-depressedanime-gif-21487418

[grim edge]

Check your dms 😏 (I’m broke and paralyzed)

(No I’m not)

[obtuse harbor]

rip, I was barely too slow 😦

[grim edge]

Neondactyl is here too

[lone garden]

still ok tho not like 2 minute

[grim edge]

Also, mod ban him before he can show us his cc user. Oh well, he could just make a new acc if he got ban Ig.

[obtuse harbor]

i heard the ding on my headset, had to move keyboard and mouse from other pc over to this one

[grim edge]

So doesn't really matter

[lone garden]

po da

[obtuse harbor]

currently updooting a friend's pc to use an nvm ssd by cloning his windows install

[narrow dune]

yea I waited a bit to see if he would say his account but it didnt look like he was going to, was probably lying lol

[halcyon gazelle]

where's spam room?

[lone garden]

are you jailbreaking windows

[obtuse harbor]

Nah

Migrating the install from a 500 gb SATA ssd to a 1 tb NVM ssd

[halcyon gazelle]

I can't see it.

[digital phoenix]

spam room is #friends-of-the-server

if u cant see it ur problem

[hard gyro]

Doesnt exist, I think.

[lone garden]

"No Access"

[halcyon gazelle]

bruh

[grim edge]

Ah yes, no access. Best channel fr

[digital phoenix]

real

[halcyon gazelle]

Are you kidding me?

[halcyon gazelle]

.

[digital phoenix]

u just cant see cos ur bad

[echo flume]

Should I make an excuse that today's holiday in school I don't wanna go to school

[digital phoenix]

is it a holiday

[echo flume]

No, excuse

[lone garden]

ski sk- ski bi diamnd diamo oh no crepe crepe ong skibidi toilet ski ki die die die die yes yes

[obsidian sail]

stop it

[halcyon gazelle]

No spam room for everyone. 🙂

[hard gyro]

If your parents find out that's it not, then you will die.

[obsidian sail]

#2400-2599-elo

[grim edge]

just ditch school

[digital phoenix]

well i can see it

[obsidian sail]

same

[hard gyro]

Same

[digital phoenix]

why are u fey kleather

[obsidian sail]

wdym

[halcyon gazelle]

i mean it not access for me.

[lone garden]

hey i boosted the server two times yesterday and why i dont have the double booster

[hard gyro]

Works for us tho, right @digital phoenix ?

[echo flume]

I'm nervous lol

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[hard gyro]

Go to school, bozo.

[obsidian sail]

idk

[hard gyro]

It's the only time your parents won't pester you regarding jobs and all

[obsidian sail]

national chess bullet holiday

[grim edge]

if i have to go to school tmr i will be quite unhappy

[halcyon gazelle]

no access

[obsidian sail]

same

[grim edge]

I legit go to work just so I couldn't hear my parents complain about my life

[obsidian sail]

i deranked from dimaond 3 to diamond 2 so im unhppy

[hard gyro]

My college ends at 12pm today, unlike the usual 4pm 🎉

[grim edge]

tmr is my birthday

[halcyon gazelle]

any spam room in here or just one?

[hard gyro]

Cool, dude

[silent quest]

One year closer to death

[digital phoenix]

i have the whole week off

[hard gyro]

So I am chill

[grim edge]

yup

i can legally drive tmr

[hard gyro]

What about people who die at their birthday?

[obsidian sail]

u should spam in improvement talk 🙂

[hard gyro]

And pay taxes

[obsidian sail]

bro what u pay taxes at 21

[hard gyro]

Legal driving age is 18, no?

[silent quest]

18?

[obsidian sail]

isn't it 16

[grim edge]

16

[hard gyro]

And taxes us 18 too

[silent quest]

Exactly

[hard gyro]

It's 18 in India

[obsidian sail]

oh

[silent quest]

Dakn

Damn*

[obsidian sail]

i mean do u get permits and stuff?

[grim edge]

I'm so bad at chess man how do I get better 😦

[hard gyro]

Mmmmmmnope. We just use scooters.

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[silent quest]

#💬〡improvement-talk
#1039982616159465595

[lone garden]

if you ever feel useless, remember this guy

[grim edge]

its 16 if u have someine with a licence in the car and 17 to drive on ur own

Okay thank you guys

[hard gyro]

Not in India, no.

[grim edge]

L

im not american loser

[hard gyro]

We have better cuisine

[silent quest]

People be driving illegally

[grim edge]

im not canadian loser

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[obsidian sail]

hes bri'ish

[hard gyro]

Depressing.

[grim edge]

what

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapid/blitz

[grim edge]

I can't type in improvement talk

[obsidian sail]

@grim edge why did u copy my discord profile picture

[hard gyro]

You're the logo change no one wanted ever

[latent pebble]

Whatttt

[lone garden]

no i stole this vid from tiktok

[hasty iris]

Start one

[digital phoenix]

clean win guys

[hard gyro]

I almost drank a spoon while drinking milk.

[silent quest]

Watching gothams guess the elo
Enabled something in me
That i hardly blunder anymore
In the fear of someday getting humiliated by him

[obsidian sail]

no

[silent quest]

WHAT

[digital phoenix]

nah u blunder every game

[lone garden]

skibidi ide ided edied

[silent quest]

Fr

[obsidian sail]

whos that

ok good

[grim edge]

[obsidian sail]

anyone wana 1v1 on lichess

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Nah im gonna join the sigma club

[obsidian sail]

dm me for lichess game

[hard gyro]

What's Sigma(1,2,3,4,5) ?

[silent quest]

Recommend me a good yt chess channel not gotham

[grim edge]

You’re not a sigma

Rule no. 1 about being a sigma is you don’t talk about it

[obsidian sail]

Chess Network or agadmator

[grim edge]

song goes hard

[hard gyro]

I am sigma, the way I sum up all of your life problems (Maths joke)

[obsidian sail]

lichess go hard

[silent quest]

Σ

[grim edge]

Damn

[hard gyro]

That was good, innit?

[lone garden]

i am Ligma

[grim edge]

I give it a 6/10

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-gif-23960893

[hard gyro]

I'll take it.

[grim edge]

I miss my old chess.com username

[silent quest]

@hard gyro how did ya get that hindi role

[grim edge]

shit was taken from me

https://tenor.com/view/thomasshelbythemovie-gif-26217598

[silent quest]

Why got banned?

[hard gyro]

I pinged the mods and said some Hindi swear words.

[grim edge]

They reset my username due to it being bad

[hard gyro]

Chill out.

[silent quest]

That's a terrible way to say nahi batana

[silent quest]

What was it?

[hard gyro]

Tbh idk, I got the role 3 years ago.

[grim edge]

UrMumGaveMeAids

shit was 🔥

ditch school and try and get coup

[hard gyro]

Like life advice?

[grim edge]

You've been here for years, how are u still <1000? No offense, just genuine question

[silent quest]

Dont fall in love

[hard gyro]

Ain't too focused on playing chess ig

[echo flume]

Looks like someone had a heartbreak

[digital phoenix]

13 great moves?

[silent quest]

Brutal one

[obsidian sail]

sheesh

[silent quest]

WHATT

Im terribly shocked by the 59 acc

[lone garden]

what the hell

[round knot]

How-

[lone garden]

its this custom

[grim edge]

Ofc it is lmao

[digital phoenix]

its hard to have the patience to farm 100 brilliants

i hit 50 and then i left cos too lazy

[grim edge]

Boring

[latent pebble]

@dreamy siren

[echo flume]

Yea

[lone garden]

my opponent was too greedy and took my 2 pawn after he took all i forked his king and his rook

[obsidian sail]

@digital phoenix can we 1v1

[misty sedge]

☠️

[obsidian sail]

whatg

[misty sedge]

are u atleast 1.8😟

[obsidian sail]

yes i am at least 1.8

[sweet coyote]

bro if you challenge someone at least connect your acc

[obsidian sail]

the lowest elo on chesscom is 100

[sweet coyote]

He prob meant 1.8k

[obsidian sail]

oh

[lone garden]

very cool

[obsidian sail]

i cannot disclose that information

[sweet coyote]

but if ur challenging someone, you should at least connect

Smh

[lone garden]

/connect

[mint yew]

My opponent quitted chess... cuz i keep offering draws but he didnt accept them but after a while i won the game

[silent quest]

@sweet coyote play me 1v1

[sweet coyote]

in class

[silent quest]

@obsidian sail dats how its done

[obsidian sail]

ok lemme try

@sweet coyote play me 1v1

[sweet coyote]

what

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1366 (1382 peak)
Blitz: 900 (937 peak)
Bullet: 556 (610 peak)

[silent quest]

[obsidian sail]

bullet

[mint yew]

...1366 elo still low asg

[sweet coyote]

im in class tho

[lone garden]

ball

[obsidian sail]

i am noob and its bullet

[mint yew]

Who wants me to review their games?

[sweet coyote]

your bullet rating is higher than other?

[obsidian sail]

no

[sweet coyote]

But nah im in class

[mint yew]

I have 9 days remaining on free diamond so send me games and ima review them later

[sweet coyote]

I use lichess

[silent quest]

Free diamond?

[sweet coyote]

Heheheheheheheheheheheh

[obsidian sail]

i will review ur games also

[silent quest]

You won one of those tournaments?

[lone garden]

caro kann bad

[sweet coyote]

im guessing free trial

[obsidian sail]

14 day summer thing

[mint yew]

Chess.com support gave me 10 day free diamond cuz of delay in answering my questions and they could not give me back my compromised elo

[sweet coyote]

Oh lol

[silent quest]

[abstract mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMX1XVTiFg

[mint yew]

Support response

[abstract mantle]

chess.com discord people please stop