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fide is so different than online chess
do you play for trappy tactics ?
you already have missed many pins you havent spotted, you think you can see all pin tactics because the one where you saw the pin tactic was the only thing you saw and not the pin tactic you didn't saw
nope
what do you think my fide would be?
Here is a tongue twister for ya
crazy then
I am a NM OTB, it's just extremely difficult to raise FIDE in the US
tell me about it
it's even harder in Australia
Online experience or not, FIDE players are professionals
They will squeeze you, show no mercy
unless you travel to southeast Asia to play fide, your fide rating wouldn't be good
will white win
Don't even think online chess is comparable to FIDE for a second, because you will be disappointed
It must be hard for Australians to fight those spiders no cap
oceania barely has any fide tournaments
There is 2000+ online chess and there is FIDE
e
all the fide tournaments contain the top players because none of them would want to miss the 5 or 6 tournaments every year
yeah blacks pawns suck and white is up a piece
ā
Even low rated FIDE rated players usually only blunder under severe time pressure
Incho how many pet spiders do you have
i used to have a pet jumping spider until it died
except when i play fide
correct
weeell
Damn i thought i was joking
looking forward to face people in OTB classical matches
that'd force me to calculate
If you are a positional player it will favor you though
pawn structures dictate basically the whole game
Guys I am stuck at 699
It is harder to punish someone who's less skilled but positional than tactical
win more games
imagine stalling in otb game
junior players are so easy to outplay positionally and tactically but adult players are really tough to beat
How would that be
I'm guided my positional assessments
Juniors are so deadly at this level
I only calculate for tactics
Most FIDE rated players are like this
Why are juniors are so good at things they do
Trust me.
I may miss some pins, but never will I miss Rook-Pawn-King pins
true professionals, rarely blunder
it takes a lot of pressure for them to crack, big pain
the top junior players here (except me) are very dangerous in adult tournaments
Tell me that when you get diamond and see insights
i just don't have much otb experience
AND I GOT A BRILLANT
You are quite good, yes, but you are one of the top junior players in the country?
What are the FIDE standards in australia?
I beat an FM in otb blitz btw
I find it relatively easy to beat junior players because they also lack experience
I'm definitely not a top junior player in Australia but I am close to the top in nsw
Give me Diamond.
That's impressive
I will warn you though that opening tricks and prep that works in blitz is going to be much less effective OTB
I can beat most of the top junior players in nsw in blitz but it's such a pain to play them in classical
know what you're getting into
Playing FIDE players in classical in general is hell
Win a weekly tourney
1600 or 2400 it is very difficult to get them to crack
i feel like it would be easy to get distracted in classical
I'm the NSW junior blitz champion but I'm far from being the classical champion
There are 2100 USCF's where I live that are 1400 FIDE
i beat a 2200 SUCF otb recently and he was unrated FIDE
i was once in a chess tourment in real life
8 games
i won 4 game in a row
lost 3 game in a row
won 1 game
I was so mad
most other top player here have 1 on 1 coaches
Setup/20
most reliable way
what are hybrids
immoral, foreign federations get paid to tank their rating
holy *** that is a nice setup

Titles in Australia are pay to win. If you are somewhat decent and you go to the junior zonal, you get a free conditional title
But you still have to get 2000 fide for CM which is really hard in Australia so 
explains the sub 2000 titled players on chess.com
buying a mic arm : š«
using strings : ā
no way you qualify titles by norms or rating and you cannot break 2000-2200 online
real
livinā the dream
in Poland players who are ~2200 FIDE are all like 2700+ blitz online
How can I improve Ma game
there are only 2 junior players in nsw with titles
source: I have a Polish friend who complains about how deflated FIDE ratings are in his country
read that first
yo guys
bishop or a knight
who wanna play chess with me
theres 16 year old FM in wa
depends
someone wanna play chess with me?
I know, rebo
no one?
Gaming setup
bro someone pls play chess with me
in bede
it will be fun
there are only 10 titled junior players in Australia
of course !
what do you mean?
No.
sure but not in discord
yo someone play chess with me
people are being restricted for stalling abuse
Nah no one is interested to play chess rn
get trusted role first. link your account to the server.
i have one definitely stalling on purpose cuz he drained 3 minutes in 10 | 0 already
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What move is it
bruh i dont cheat
move 30 im winning 3 material
its not the point
alright
link ur account to ur discord dawg
exactly
not connected = no rights
be one of us
then what is the point?
im gonna win on time soon. eugh.
oh alright
ok how to do that?
nobody takes unconnected people seriously here
how do i connect my chess account to iscord account?
type /connect
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yup
finally resigned
so easy
wrong reply lmfao
ayo incho
yeah
i appreciate you
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white is not winning (am i correct)
Yes but no external assistance
You are unfortunately not allowed to share live games
oh
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Yo guys
hi
If i just want to try out the free trial for the membership thing can i just get the free trial then after it ends i just cancel my membership
if this is live we cant do anything
yes
its not live
gimme a sec.
according to a study, having a chessboard usually makes you stronger at chess
i have one but its lego (too poor)
trueeeee
imagine having a chess board, i totally don't have a draughts one
i lost my rook piece in the chessboard and then i started winning with no rooks 
I used to own a checkers set because it came with the chess board and set
When will it start charging me the first day of the montg or end of the month
it charges u after the free trial
queen gambit or king gambit
if you forget to cancel it, it will start charging
Oh dang so i have to cancel it just before it ends right?
both are aggressive, kings gambit being more underrated
exactly.
i like to gambit my king for counterplay
Kk i got it
if you forget to cancel it, say goodbye to ur cash
WHAT IS THAT KNIGHT
a godly knight
now thats a real horse.
indeed
u can refund
Bro thinks heās magnus Carlene
ur king looks ballsy tho. i like it
Bro thinks heās magnus carlsen
then spend 1195$

I need to watch some chess
pocket change š„±
ive only been in prem for 7 months so i havent discovered all the features yet.
well said
share
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money is like bad n stuff so ill keep it all
not a tactic, just a trap
ok
only works if ur opponent is dumb
if your opponent took the bishop first, it would be a bishop for knight trade
yes
im starting to improve
after i played 267 puzzles
nice
not 100
one of the server boosters is locked out lol
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lock me out š
that one excellent move ruined everything
ok
this is a more advanced idea, but I probably wouldn't have take the knight because after Qxf3 Qe6, white can play Nd2 without having to worry about Bxc3, but if black didn't take the knight, black would maintain pressure on both the pin on the knight and the c3 pawn
heyo
w
yea š¦


how are you guys?
is this a good winrate
were you born to hit that like button
only needed one game for my elo of the day
w
its this a good winrate
i boosted the server
What opening did you use
with white ponziani
with black just try to stop their opening as its mostly italian sicillian or french
I'm asking in the specific game
@digital phoenix we need a public statement about this
this game?
Yeah
ponziani
Nice
wow my white winrate in last 7 days is 83%
am i the only one that can find mate in 2,3,4 but cant find mate in 1
nope
is 55% winrate good?
higher than mine
how much yours
i have a 100% winrate
show
I am stuck at 699
nah
š§¢
i boosted this server 2 times
i could never cap
š§¢
me
Inv pls
monday left me broken,
wat is your account name
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that one cringe skibidi toilet video maker or what
I_BARCODE
rated or unrated
Unrated
ok
I am learning do yeah
y
I tilted so much bullet rating my blitz rating is just eight points from overtaking it
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Thank you
no problem
Scipio my fav mod
i put my armor to show you how strong i am

U have a cat on ur pfp I am already scared
NK my favourite 1400 
chat my favourite chat 
anyone wanna play?

server my favourite server 
1st thing God damn it scipio I am 1590 2nd give me fots
I wanted to say favourite Indian but sorry 
cockroach
Cant blame u ur fav Indian should be anand
I started behaving now give me fots
@lone garden good game
your "about me" is like bobby fisher
yes
Why did u loseš
I don't do good when i have low time
...I was rooting for you
wat
I need to play faster a bit
bobby fischer goes fishing
Nah he won
same
Any good lore happened when I wa inactive
ches puzzle made me a pro
I had like 1min on clock and he had 5 min and i made a huge blunder š„²
idk just normal stuff
Why TF is this a blunder?
show moves exist
Did someone get banned like someone who i hated
the knight takes your queen
uh like who i dont think so
Ah damn
yes
then why pls explain
click on āshow movesā
unable to find
Rematch if you are free ?
I guess itās more position
i am
it then deserves a mistake right how a blunder?
Cool
Would there be less water in the ocean if there were more spongebobs?
go on youtube and search "how to calaucate in chess"
Yeah i will check it out
this is the best move
Itās probably cuz after Nc2, Bd8, Nd4 that just attacking another bishop and your bishop is hanging + they earned a pawn
you can win a pawn
Idk notation donāt ask how Iām 1.8k with not knowing notation
its good for you
Idk sometimes stock fish is also very petty tbh
I donāt think itās a blunder but I think itās a mistake tbh
I calculated I had passed pawn I won but what tf is this
what elo are yall?
Not good enough
Nah thatās fine
im only 700+ but it says on average im 900
Above 1K deserve respect, you put the effort in
yo 1000 players play soo bad
Hello people!
But they still deserve some respect tho
Why Gotham chess isn't a grandmaster?
What are you struggling with?
im gonna change my playing game time to chess
To be GM you need to beat 3 GM and have like 2.5k Elo
defeating players in 1100 range
Levy's elo is 2750 though
Official not Chess.com
He made a video on that check out
Awww
Like what exactly are you losing in
or just participate in tournaments and have that elo
Is it blundering piece? Openings or even middle game/ end game
No you need to beat 3 GM to become a GM
advantage capitalization and end games with knight
I get forked under time pressure
You probably have to work on your vision, cuz youāre still likely only thinking about what youāll do
to become a GM, a player must acquire a FIDE rating of a minimum of 2500. Moreover, the player must achieve at least three GM norms or 27 games to be eligible
"27 games"
Oh I thought it was to beat 3 GM, MB
THREE GM NORMS
and also win 10 international tournaments
ig?
Idk I only know about those requirement
play 27 games in tournaments is the way i think
i almost won one but lost to an malaysian
in chess.com?
no
Probably OTB
sup kids
no.
What elo term you as good chess player
How do I attack with the knight in the middle game like many people attack really good with knight and make good advantages . I just dont understand when to jump the knight into the game any tips?
I deem like 1.4K
Hello
1600+
its like school people vs school people
Chess club?
2800+ chess.com
no
Nah 1.6k are goofy ppl
ok.
Trying to take an outpost, make sure itās active and will attack piece that the opponent can use to push
how do I identify where to attack
Itās the High elo player, they are the most goofy player, trust im one of them
they are not goofy, you probably just get someone who just won/lost 5 times and play agaisnt em
No they are
suuuure..
Most of my games are very gothamchess subscriber like
You just gotta keep playing, I canāt really tell you otherwise on how to know
most of my games are pretty decent, i sacrifice a figure but even managing to win
btw your rating
My game is just that and then they blunder a Queen or something
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i "blunder" a piece and then win some move later
Yea no my game is we both blunder
I donāt play rapid, thatās why
?
i blunder a piece and manage to win
Thatās why I keep saying itās goofy, Iāll hang a Queen and then they hang a Queen and we just both ignored it
no, they actually take it
any way to go to 1500 in a week?
Sometimes
and not only i manage to win it back, i also manage to mate him
Be 1.8k already
I got a tournament next week
Bro youāre already doing tournament at 1.1K?
i have one next year
Nah respect man, having the courage to do that
i played a few tournaments
this year i lost
I havenāt played in any tournament
the one i scored 6th in, when i was like 1200 elo
well I had beaten 1250 fide rated player
Eh, I havenāt played FIDE thought of doing it but eh
In my 1st tournament
Also OTB is much harder
and also lost to a 1500 fide rated
yep the pressure is intense youre scared af
i agree, when you play on pc you are around 2000 elo for example, then in otb your at 1400 elo
- you see less cuz youāre not at bird eye view
i have social phobia so i dont do tournaments much
wheres the pressure
I might wanna do tournament but idk where to start tbh
maybe when people watch u
search some unofficial tournaments in your locality
Like I did
why is the rook no longer controlling the h file
its easy to win there but requires more concentration
Iāll prob look for some
" kg2 "
Tip : search online
Hi
did anyone go to official tournaments?
i forking love playing chess
Hiiii
fide yes
i like rapid
youll mostly find 10+0 or 25+10 lol
how u gonna be playing otb if u dont like long tc
An someone help me with endgames ? Pls
Maybe he means online
Low attention span
Nevermind
I play a good opeing and middle game but i always blunder the endgame
try and keep having alot of pawn or 1 or 2 rooks
knight or rook?
what opening do you use
just curious
Rook and sometimes bishop pr knight
Italian
Well , I use caro kann , queens gambit and dutch
Car kann or indian for black and queens gambit for white
i play sicillian, english and queens gambit
Englund better
time pressure or unable `to calculate
How much elo are u
1900
why englund
Idk he said English
english opening: c4
Me and my friend are going to hold a tournament for fun. Our idea was to make it an international tournament with at least 4 players. The difference between the ratings is from 800 to 1500. There will be a game of 10 minutes, everyone will play against everyone and the 2 best will play in the final of 3 games. The tournament will be played on chess.com
Anyone interested should send me a private message.
i calculatr but always blunder when its engame maybe time because when time is low i miscalculate or forget piece threats
Bruh Iām too high
If you have time trouble go play bullet for a while
Nice
Im like 700
my style is that i think for a long time then use the best moves in my opinion
ahh thats why
You probably play rapid then
I get it
i do, i main rapid
But i made a new ccount and crushed 1200s
Yea i main blitz, a lot of ppl main rapid
solve endgame puzzles as much as you can
Maining bullet is different tho, that actually crazy
Where do i find them
lichess
not really, once when i tried to play there was nobody to challenge me
for free
its like everybody fell asleep at once
I did the game review and it told me i played like a 1400
Nah itās mostly since a lot of ppl who play rapid arenāt that good
That happened to me once I got placed with a 900 in a 1.7k match
are you sure about that?
the players who play rapid calculate a lot
I play 10 | 5 i think its the best
Yea, 1.8k are 1%
and have patience
Iām talking due to size as well
i am 1.9k
rapid?
yes
How can i get elo quickly ?
If there are 100 Million player who play Raid, that means that only around like 120k are in 1.7k ish
solve 20-30 puzzles daily
^ made up stats
mostly endgame ones
Grind Puzzles, watch GothamChess, and have a basic repertoire
Iām talking depending on size and everything too cuz Iām pretty sure Blitz have less people therefore itās much easier to be rank higher
i never play puzzles, i dont watch chess videos often, i use sicillian, english and queens gambit
I cant take that time pressure
I was like 600 a week ago without an opening and when i stidied two opeings and tried to focus more i got to 1000/1100 within a week
and i am 1.9k elo
I loose 50 % of the games due to time
For me I just watch opening video, no puzzle or strats and just played tons of game
Is there anything else i need to do ?
well puzzles help a lot
No because a majority of the people in rapid are 100-800 in Blitz it is just less 100-800 people who just logged on to chess.com
mostly mid game puzzles
Yea thatās fair, people have different thinking speed
Yea but they still affect the total stats
...
hello
in the endgame I loose
Hey !!
Hey
Bro honestly just play, youāll learn with every game
never use sicillian until your not 1500+ elo
really ?
should I grind elo in blitz
hi
?
But i had a friend that got to 2000 elo in a week
hello
Is that even missible ?
I grind in bullet cuz I had time issue
from
Hi
hi
Possible *
in chess.com
probably cheated
Yes
Was he 1.9k or from what
No he was a total beginner
from how much elo?
oh well, he probably picked advanced and got like 100 and more elo just like i did
YEAHHHH let's go been grinding for an Anastasia mate since forever
i got 2.3k in 3 days... starting from 2.5k
Unless itās an alt heās cheating
I taught him chess
Heās cheating
you can start only from 100, 400, 800, 1600 and 2000 elo
Like he would have used engine
I played him in real life
Yea but youāll lose that Elo really quickly
2000 elo idk if its existent on register
lol I was 300 elo when I started
ššš before and after
Hi , i have a question what is sandbagging
unless your really good
america
Thereās a chance but eh
Wjen did u start
purposely dropping rating to play weaker players
Sandbagging is the intentional act of reducing one's chess rating by losing games, or drawing with lower-rated players. Generally, the objective is to qualify for a lower rating class section in a future competition.
jan 2023
Nice in 8 months 1900
Is that allowed?
its abuse
Thanks
no oil in america
Can u pls tell me how u did it
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Rating manipulation and sandbagging is same?
It took me 4 years to get 1.8k
me?
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Oil spills enters the chat
U and kuroko
rating manip is more general
nah not me
i practiced
I wanna get to 2000 in a year
that's impossible
Bruh that like impossible unless youāre a genius
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3hrs a day at least
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I been playing for 4 years and Iām barley 1.8k
Buy account
Elo manipulation
ppl playing from5yrs dont reach that milestone and you
my exact elo is 1993 btw
Kuroko said he got to 1.9k in 8 months
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My highest was 1.84k
doesn't take a prodigy to get to 2000 online within a year
when tf I said that bro?
No he didnāt, heās 1.1K
kuroko is this:
my highest was 1k
never said that
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U said u started jan 2023
yes
I have screen shots
Yea but it was āHimā who said heās 1.9k
Yes
yeah
Wait what
Bro idk I never met a prodigy
I left chess for 4 months and came back now
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You can try Playing OTB Chess
So u got to 1.9k in 4 months ?
so technically I gained 700 elo in 4 months
Heās not 1.9k
Me 1 year
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Heās not even close to 1.9k
Oh ok
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i am almostly 2k elo
you weren't just placing blocks, you were making memories
Kuroko wanna play a game ?
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Yea tbh , the English lesson goes hard
@astral tundra lets play
yes
Ok dm
send da link
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what would you classify as prodigy?
you weren't just placing blocks, you were making memories
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Never said it was.
This is Discord.
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Done
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beatiful
Somebody whose very good at chess
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Like have a natural talent for it
Not looking good
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Mate in 4 is fair but that M1 is crazy
do puzzles
The final boss wasn't the Ender Dragon, it was growing up.
Deep
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shut up this is chess
Agreed.
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Do you have to be diamond to see that
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kinda.
Minecrafy essay
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get diamond from tournaments and arenas then
da rook quaaen M1 M2 ke2 lets go IF MAGNUS CARLSEN PRAGG 2900 ELOOO
Ye
Bro I aināt wining any of those
try tournaments with a lot of tours
Lots of tours?
@grim edge
Where to see this?
like, games in tournaments that you would be automatically directed to
Elaborated further please
even if they're old?
not unemployed yet
Yes
what is your account name
If you start at 71 and became a GM at 73, wouldnāt you be considered a prodigy?
I would define prodigy as a u18 titled player
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@Wiz wanna play one after 10 mins?
tournament games that would make you and every guy in the tournament to play at the same time
Why titled
White to move
do that and we'll see
Are there online?
has never happened before so
I guess just being titled level is also good
everywhere kinda
Bruh Iām 17
most of them have diamond membership as a reward
Not really
At age 14 im still at 600 elo
And if somebody win they receive diamond?
yeah.
how to fork a king
Dw I was like 800 when I was 14
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is bro fr
is bro fr
People are so good at chess i keep losing
DO IT
BRO HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT COMMAND TO ME
Bro youāve so many years left
bet >:)
sorry waht? it's like the first time
Dw I made it to 1.8k when I was 17, youāve a lot of time left
he has the OG role 
I know a 10 year old CM
i just do it to all the just joined people who are online
def operator
You did it yesterday
i did?
How do i get better at chess?
amazing flavor
play more think before u make a move
@grim edge @elfin charm you guys have a new member of your club. say welcome to @umbral wind
Last night even literally 10 hours ago
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Legit play more
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it was 12pm 10 hrs ago
neurolink face reveal jumpscare
Look at my OG role Iām not new
Its been 1 and half year i played over 1100 games and im still at 600
timezone
bro ur literally 1600 elo
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dont worry bro i was 500 and now im 1050 and i didnt even try
Bro donāt worry, just learn one opening
juts play more and u will get a sudden power boost
its like u will get muscle memory or some bullshi
learn 2, for white and black
i was 500 and i just jumpde to 1050
"Eat"
Wait 2?
type /connect @mellow adder
in 2 weeks
Bro idk any opening for black
why
i dont even play chess only on the bus
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do it
E4 e5 bc4 nc6 qh5 nf6 qf7 scholars mate
never play that
nah
never play scholars mate
Actually play
im not trusted
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do it blud
I play e4 e5 nf3 nf6 nc3 nf6
no UwU
i still havent learnt anything i dont know any openings or theory and im 1050
Honestly play one opening consistently and learn
i kinda quit after getting to 1050
im gonna find your house
4 knights game
Okay
dont have time to play chess
scholars mate doesnt work over 400 rating
i live behind you UwU
True
only use that in bullet
OMG ARE YOU MADE WITH AIR??????
u can catch them offguard sometimes
yes UwU
I only play e4 and e5
Same
I AM GONNA BREATHE THEN BREATHE OUT CARBON SO YOU BECOME G-
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i am you
i only play f2
MR FORK
Z69 is also a good opening
i am your brain, that's why i dont exist fr
how are you his brain if you dont exist, if you dont exist u are nothing
i only play e1
Some ppl play H 4
Also the london system d4 d5 bf4 nc6 pe3 nf6
i play pawg5
London is ehh
south london opening
No, they aināt
/connect
I want play sicillian defense at 600
nah
Donāt
dont
/connect
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Play Najdorf
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hi
They are chads not sigma
/connect
Sigma is bongcloud
we have similiar pfp
Ello chat
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Me and the Birds Ā· Duster
Contemporary Movement
ā 2018 Numero Group
Released on: 2000-08-22
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Hi
/connect
Hey, guys, I've been writing a sci-fi story, would anybody like to hear the premise?
No
No
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sorry bro idk how to hear
C3 d4 caro kann
Sure
This guy is a psychopath
i know
"One must imagine sisyphus happy."
back and forth
So i didnt get my elo back, instead i got 10 days free diamond membership
C6 e4 nc3
Who wants for me to review their games?
Long lost twin brothers
Me
no

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What is your rating
Iāll send u the game in dm
not me
I have 10 day free membership
how to be a member
Yea not u, itās just that u post and then I reply
Good for you
can u review my games? thx
Nah you have membership already
Saragossa
gold cant review
(I send him my goofiest game)
one must imagine iphone dont change their phone to the worst possible
https://play.chess.com/SDazH join if you want to play
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So, it takes place in a future where humanity has colonized the entire solar system. They've created a new religion based around the idea of an extradimensional Creator who blessed Holy Terra (Earth) with humans, a race created to explore the stars and conquer the universe.
An astronomer on Holy Terra observes the phenomenon that the sun and moon look the same size because the sun is equally as far away from the Earth as it is larger than the moon. He theorizes that this phenomenon is incredibly rare and can be used to find sentient life on other worlds in the universe.
So fast forward 50 years, and using this phenomenon humanity makes contact with another sentient species of humanoids called the Sharshin on a muddy little jungle planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. They too, belive they're their Creator's chosen people and were destined to set across the stars and conquer the universe, and they start a good-old fashioned Holy war with the humans.
This is the end of the first book.
The second and third books are about the war from different perspectives.
I've been cooking this for about a month.
One must imagine the blunderer happy
ain't reading allat
what?
How many genders were there at that moment
anyone wanna play?
Also thats a cool idea
Two, humanity became incredibly totalitarian and Europeans took over the world and established a Planetary Empire.
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Alright so humans finally became smarter
Thank you, I've put a lot of thought into the finer details of this plot.
Up yours!
Hey guys, currently eating in Tacobell
So basically human forgot about earth and then decided to enslave other life form
Good luck in toilet
It's not even that spicy, wdym
Damn ok
What? Have I offended you with my science FICTION? The FI in SCI FI is FICTION.
Indians don't feel the spice
Ran, I am in the country of spices 
Also, no, that's not even remotely right.
Up yours!
We aint that spice tolerant anyways
Pretty sure that what I got
For y'all even kurkure is spicy lmao
We are, if you have been eating spicy food since childhood.
Read it again.
nah
Itās legit just a holy war which basically ends in slavery
Convince me otherwise it wouldnāt end in slavery
"dont be in toilet because skibidi toilet will get you" š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤
No, it ends diplomatically with both races uniting under a common idea of the same Higher Power creating them.
god
Bruh, I aināt letting man power let that go free
I saw video where the guy was complaining that Maggi noodles are too spice lmao
The third book is about a conscripted priest and a Sharshin spy and their plan to stop the war by breaking into a diplomatic meeting.
What is kukure
One person doesn't describe the whole country
what flavour
Basic flavour
maggi has different flavours?
Yeah
the aliens probably had 2
Other flavours are not common to find
Well, use of magnetic-projectile guns became common over firearms, as well as particle acceleration as a means of transporting goods, and hydrogen engines in spaceships.
I want to incorporate space elevators too, but I'm not sure how yet.
How do i cancel my membership?
u cant
Why
that's illegal
If I just want to try out free demo
I should be able to cancel
The Sharshin reproduce more like plants than animals, from clippings of themselves grown in incubator gardens. They don't have genders.
Are you creating a movie plot
It's also how they spread so quickly throughout the galaxy and why firebombing became very common in the war.
A book trilogy, actually.
Oh
plants have male and female genitalia? look at flowers. they're hermaphrodites
Earth plants do.
Horsey
And petals to attract male pollen grains
Unfortunately, the Sharshin don't conform to Earth plant biology.
The sharshin don't conform to earthly chaotic politics either
they achieved utopia, we didn't
They achieved utopia by forcing control upon every citizen of the Sharshin Empire.
And who is controlling every citizen
reminds me of the american movement today that they want to grow the size of the government
They're plants, they're systematically linked to a mental root system and at it's head is the Sharshin Empress. Think of it like a partial hive mind. She uses her control to exert influence on the Sharshin telepathically.
hivemind?
i don't like where this is going
So effectively it is just like one living being
Unfortunately, some Sharshin are genetically deficient and don't operate on the same frequency as everybody else. So they don't conform to Sharshin society and have created a Rebellion movement.
Anybody down for a game
The whole empire has just one living being damn
Stop generalizing my inherently complicated science fiction.
They're not one living being.
They're just linked mentally.
Am completely fcked
think of it like ants.
ants have a mind of their own, but they are drones to the scents they sense.
they work together to make large structures.
There are free-thinking Sharshin, and they call themselves the Brakshin. Brakshin are genetically different. They don't carry a certain protein that changes your resonant frequency to accept Sharshin mindlinks.
whats so brilliant abt this
Sac the bishop
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Qe7 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Nxc6 dxc6 7. Bd3 Bg4 8. f3 Bd7 9. O-O O-O-O 10. Be3 Kb8 11. Na4 Qe5 12. Qe1 h5 13. Qf2 a6 14. Nc5 Bxc5 15. Bxc5 h4 16. a4 g5 17. Bd4 Qe7 18. Qd2 Bc8 19. Qc3 Rh6 20. b4 Nh5 21. b5 Nf4 22. bxa6 b6 23. a7+ Ka8 24. Bg7 Rg6 25. Be5 Rxd3 26. cxd3 Ne2+ 27. Kh1 Nxc3 28. Bxc3 Kxa7 29. a5 b5 30. Bd4+ Ka6 31. Bg1 g4 32. f4 g3 33. h3 Bxh3 34. gxh3 g2+ 35. Kh2 gxf1=Q 36. Rxf1
you lose 2 points of material
Are we talking about the same bishop? I was thinking fBxa3, then Bxa3 from white, then Bxb5
your bishop was trapped anyways and you played the best move, its really not that brilliant but chesscom is stoopid
Guys I am stuck on 699
thats not me
i mean i would just take the pawn š idk
engines are weird
real
Rate my chess game
Mate am screwed to wait 2hrs. To wait for 3 peoples games to get reviewed for insights
Im stuck at 666

