💬〡general-off-topic

[mellow adder]

yes

[grim edge]

For free

[hasty iris]

yeah i know and...

[grim edge]

no

Thanks

[mellow adder]

man lets just switch subject since you dont understand it anyway

[lethal linden]

Ksi vs jake paul who wins?

[grim edge]

But u said everything is free

[grim edge]

ksi

[radiant frost]

Me

[grim edge]

Referee

[hasty iris]

bro thinks i dont understand when he brings up somethnig entirely unrelated then wants to switch topics

[limpid cedar]

is community bullet brawl for each saturday forever?

[lethal linden]

Of course

[grim edge]

by everything i didnt mean everything in the known universe including ur underwear

[nova verge]

Referee ***

[radiant frost]

Chess.com make everything free then I will stop playing lichess

[lethal linden]

No

[grim edge]

Hi Bailey

[mellow adder]

tell me what was the original subject between us

[radiant frost]

As simple as that

[nova verge]

Whaddup !

[hasty iris]

u were saying he'd get punished for posting a lichess image 💀

[grim edge]

Nm wbu

[lethal linden]

They are making moneymoneymoneymoneymoney

[mellow adder]

i said for having a lichess image link, which is on each discord image

[nova verge]

Nothing about to do some laundry then watch some bball

[grim edge]

even if chess.com makes everything for free I still prefer lichess's engine analysis tbh its just more user friendly imo

[mellow adder]

and i never said he'd get punished

its pure sarcasm.

[hasty iris]

ok

[grim edge]

Nice

[surreal arrow]

but there's no brilliant moves on lichess pepekek gotta admire that lil marketing trick chess.com did

[nova verge]

Yeah just a relaxing day I guess

[lethal linden]

Once i analyzed my game on lichess and there was only the moves e4 e5

[mellow adder]

h

[amber wadi]

Bubble wrap be like :
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[mellow adder]

"guys chesskid is the best chess site!!!"

[grim edge]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[cobalt shore]

12% accuracy

[surreal arrow]

genius

[grim edge]

agreed

[hasty iris]

lichess store i wanted to buy it a couple days ago fr

[inland shore]

I had the feeling it was brilliant and it turns out it was

[lethal linden]

Done 1st

[grim edge]

cute

[dull marsh]

How did the bot said i got 2200 elo

[lethal linden]

98% accuray

[inland shore]

Bruh

[grim edge]

Lul

[dull marsh]

Lul

[grim edge]

750 average elo

[hasty iris]

once again, brilliants are fake cause they are based off your rating and your opponents rating and also engine depth

[mellow adder]

done 100% accuracy

[amber wadi]

😂

[mellow adder]

[amber wadi]

Y’all love this

[dull marsh]

Is that a cat

[mellow adder]

no its superman fr

[cobalt shore]

It's a dog

[dull marsh]

No way

[mellow adder]

it is!!

[grim edge]

why do u need brilliant moves when all u need r good and best moves

[lethal linden]

I have done that 10 mins ago so easy

[amber wadi]

Bro that’s a water buffalo

[dull marsh]

No way

[inland shore]

Oh btw thx for review

[dull marsh]

I realize magnus premove hand shake

[lethal linden]

No its a rhino

[dull marsh]

Penguin

[mellow adder]

looks like a lizard to me

[grim edge]

Hybrid

[inland shore]

I had a brilliant but it turns out it was this move wtf

[hasty iris]

what are the odds u show up in here when i just posted this

[grim edge]

Send cat human hybrid

[lethal linden]

Chicken

[hasty iris]

lol

[dull marsh]

Why you selling me

[grim edge]

Wt how

[inland shore]

Idk bro im just 1.2k

[grim edge]

Just don't make sense should have played nb6

To damage structure then that queen move

[mellow adder]

whose is playing chess.com once a day

me

[inland shore]

Why is it different?? Isn't a review the same for everyone

[void tide]

Cool sefa back

[dull marsh]

Nope

[mellow adder]

username?

[inland shore]

Gmabdouuu

[dull marsh]

Depend on your elo i think

[hasty iris]

no it's based on the rating in the pgn and changes also if u use mobile cause the engine is not that good

[dull marsh]

Time to go sleep

[mellow adder]

user of your competitor in this game

[inland shore]

Pgn?

[mellow adder]

you never fought agaisnt pgn

[hidden spire]

Hi is someone a very good player,i mean like an 2000 in real life. I need some advice bc im in a tournament

[inland shore]

TryingTom

[mellow adder]

no, i can slide you a few tricks tho

[void tide]

İm 50 elo is good?

[hidden spire]

yeah please dm me

[hasty iris]

i changed your ratings to 3200 both of you and it gives me this for estimated rating

[strange brook]

Guys I’m panicking my opponent just accepted my queens gambit

What do I do I studied Catalan theory

[inland shore]

Wtf

[inland shore]

Bot is biased

[hasty iris]

bro found out it's all a lie

[strange brook]

Please help me guys

[inland shore]

This hurts

[hasty iris]

no help for live game unless you're memeing

[mellow adder]

ehh.. when i practiced with stockfish he also usually played queen's gambit, just develop and put pawns closer to center, even double them if you need

[strange brook]

Yea I’m memeing. But I fr have only studied Catalan theory.

[mellow adder]

I MEANT DEVELOP

[hasty iris]

just e3 or e4?

[strange brook]

I know basic queens gambit theory though I’m just not used to playing accepted variation

But I know you basically just develop like normal and win the pawn back some how (most likely with the bishop)

[strange brook]

Bro Catalan is d4

[hasty iris]

after they accept

[inland shore]

I think its ez to get back

[hasty iris]

arent u talking about d4 d5 c4 dxc4?

then e3 or e4

[honest mirage]

why is ur name "ihatechess"

i think ive seen you in some tournament or some shit lolllll

[hasty iris]

we should play a bullet match

wait how are u so high in rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

This is the Chess.com profile of ihatechess. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1432 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1283 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1469 (1618 peak)

[strange brook]

Bro I fianchetto after they accept and play e4. I dislike e3 since I feel like I’m blocking my bishop.

[hasty iris]

wow i thought i saw ur profile last night it was like 2k rapid

[strange brook]

Obviously e4 first though

Bros torturing himself☠️

[hasty iris]

the top level GM's prefer e3 I saw.

[honest drift]

guys im stuck at 699

[hasty iris]

but rarely play accepted anyways

[hasty iris]

STAY THERE U HAVE THE BEST RATING

[honest drift]

I am stuck here for 5 years now

[hasty iris]

it's perfect rating dw

[honest drift]

I keep trying to touch 700 but its impossible

[strange brook]

The top level gms also see mate in 529 so they’re kind of doing their own thing

[hasty iris]

true

[honest mirage]

yea 700s are demons

[strange brook]

Be looking at some random position saying “this is dead lost for my opponent” and then instead of attacking they just push a pawn

[honest drift]

I am yet to learn how the knight moves backwards

[hasty iris]

uh i got the uscf rulebook but i live in canada

[honest mirage]

THEY CAN MOVE BACKWARDS?????

[honest drift]

I am shocked too

[honest mirage]

no way what

[strange brook]

I forgot, how does the horse piece move?

[honest mirage]

thats a too high rated question for me

[hasty iris]

it moves like the antiqueen

[honest mirage]

we need a titled player here

[strange brook]

Fr

I’ll never know how it moves😭😭😭

[honest mirage]

thats nice i want that in my games

i dont like horseys i want a antiqueen

[hasty iris]

u can create an extension for custom pieces on lichess btw

or there probably is one that exists already

[restive storm]

I saw this months ago

[hasty iris]

probably cause it's a year old

[nova verge]

🤣

[steep steppe]

who can help me with blind folded chess

can soemone join vc with me and i'll set up a classroom

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[hasty iris]

just play on the blindfold chess website it's so good

[steep steppe]

what website do you recommend?

[hasty iris]

chessinsights

just google chessinsights blindfold chess

[steep steppe]

you arw a wondeful person thank you

[little elm]

online blindfold chess

[steep steppe]

this website is aid splease

i chabe to click each move???????

[hasty iris]

yes it's amazing

what were u trying to do?

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[nova verge]

Heyo

[steep steppe]

how do i get past 1000 elos

why am i so nad pelase

[little elm]

doesn’t matter how the website looks if you have a blindfold on

[steep steppe]

i've never wanted to jump off a brige more from a setnce

[nova verge]

Don’t jump!

[jaunty kindle]

Quit

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-avatar-aang-gif-25891141

[steep steppe]

38.97.028.28

i really hope i dont get muted for that lmao

[lethal lotus]

Enpesant or queen and king fork??

[steep steppe]

it better be quick

[jaunty kindle]

Quit

[lethal linden]

Avatar the last airbender

[steep steppe]

38.97.028.28

[umbral wind]

why do people put their rating in their name 🥱 cringe

[nova verge]

Love that show!

[steep steppe]

cause they dont have a life

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[lethal lotus]

Bro shut up ur like 100 elo

[lethal linden]

Queen take fork

[steep steppe]

um acktauly

[umbral wind]

lol im 1000+ higher than you

[lethal linden]

I watched all episodes absolutly amazing

[mossy comet]

if hes 100 elo then im 2000

[lethal lotus]

Bro ur the type of player to play the reti opening: potato variation

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah I agree. Mostly stupid kids do that to flex with their 400 elo

[nova verge]

Uncle Iroh is the best did you see Korra? I hear mixed reviews.

[steep steppe]

someone didnt get his nap

[hardy temple]

Guys today I played with a person from north corea they don't have vpn

[umbral wind]

wtf are you on about

go study some chess knob

[lethal lotus]

Bro ong fr ong u get no bishes

[hasty iris]

u can change flag to anywhere u want

[steep steppe]

hes litearly a nerd, its his chacter

[lethal linden]

Not yet but in the future refrences

[steep steppe]

he cant break the 4th wa;;

[hardy temple]

Bro nah thanks for the information

[little elm]

nk flag is fairly common on chesscom

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[little elm]

mainly from trolls

[umbral wind]

🥱 you're boring

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-astaghfirullah-haram-gif-22586634

[nova verge]

I heard my bad ***

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/seb-entp-3w2-sanguine-choleric-gif-25803389

[lethal lotus]

Sorry am I putting u to sleep 😎

[hasty iris]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lethal linden]

Walter white

[steep steppe]

nah

habai abdall white

[lethal linden]

Did you watch korra?

[umbral wind]

Nearly

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/my-people-need-me-gif-12275429

[lethal linden]

White sticky substance

[nova verge]

Yeah I thought it was good not as good as avatar tho!

[steep steppe]

glue?

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-time-schmoyoho-spiderman-songify-gregory-brothers-gif-17923524

[lethal lotus]

Ya see i got the skill to put you to sleep and you got no bishes

😎

[lethal linden]

Does it worth watching?

[steep steppe]

maybe we dont bishes

[steep steppe]

maybe we need ourselves

[lethal lotus]

I got like 40

[lethal linden]

Astaghfrullah

[nova verge]

Ehhh it’s not for everyone I liked it tho because it explained the origin of the first avatar.

[steep steppe]

40 what

use a unit

[lethal lotus]

40 chonkies

[steep steppe]

how havent you learned anything from math class

[steep steppe]

per?

[lethal lotus]

Cup

[lethal linden]

I am going to watch because avatar was a masterpiece

[steep steppe]

40 chonkies per cup

[nova verge]

Let me know what you think !

[lethal lotus]

And 1 tablespoons

[steep steppe]

how many cup do you have?

[lethal lotus]

40 and 1/100

[lethal linden]

Sure

[steep steppe]

40 chonkies per cup and 1 tablespoon

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chemical-chemicalx-professor-utonium-power-puff-girls-gif-13049325

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deityindra

This is the Chess.com profile of deityindra. Take a look!

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Rapid: 1615 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1201 (1432 peak)
Bullet: 938 (1450 peak)

[lethal lotus]

Ya

[mossy comet]

Large asparagus

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mehrannoob

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 732 (peak)
Blitz: 700 (717 peak)
Bullet: 666 (peak)

[nova verge]

Whoop

[grim edge]

Is the site down?

Alright it’s up

[umbral wind]

Lol stay skinny lil bro

[mossy comet]

i made my pillow suffer by screaming into it at 3 am

[lethal linden]

I cant get a game as white is it a glitch or chess.com hates me

[lethal lotus]

Bro im chunky just like ur mom lil baby bro 😎

[lethal linden]

I get no bishesbecause im too ugly

[lethal lotus]

Go back to preschool and grab me some bishes

[umbral wind]

Yeah go eat your lunchables fatty it’s in the fridge your crackhead mom is waiting for a tick

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣 woah

[lethal lotus]

Bro i got two dads and I already ate the lunches bud

[lethal linden]

Even faster than my right hand at night????

[pine bison]

wtf

[mossy comet]

brother use the other hand.

[rough dome]

Reading in a yellow light is best thing in the world

[lethal linden]

My right hand is faster

[nova verge]

My sister would say something like that! Loll

[lethal linden]

I have no yellow light

[nova verge]

she loves reading

[rough dome]

Lol

[nova verge]

Me no but more power to ya!

[rough dome]

But this phone really is distraction lol

[mental valley]

My current form

[lethal linden]

World is a cruel place

[proper pasture]

Incognito 🥸

Bro thinks he is hiding his identity

[lethal linden]

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-introduce-myself-lalo-salamanca-right-on-gif-25113633

[lethal linden]

My favorite opening

[broken portal]

why is jace here

[hasty iris]

@lethal lotus did u get muted 💀

[rough dome]

The guy on the right with glasses is my favorite mathematician

[broken portal]

just play e4

[mental valley]

Yes I am greatest bodybuilder

[broken portal]

ronnie*

bro?

[honest mirage]

ronnie coleman on top

[heavy swallow]

My fault og let me rephrase

[honest mirage]

cbum is still my no. 1 tho

[alpine haven]

Exposed

[proper pasture]

Who?

[alpine haven]

Jace

[mental valley]

What why I cant report while he is deleting the message

[heavy swallow]

I didn’t do it

[lethal linden]

D4 d5 bishop to f4

[alpine haven]

Steriod no 1 in the world

[nova verge]

In other words “I ain’t do shit”

[broken portal]

that isnt jobava

[proper pasture]

Bro ask them to make boruto animation better

[mental valley]

IFWSBIWB

[broken portal]

nc3 before bf4

[lethal linden]

Thats the london system

[mental valley]

IFWSBIWB

[broken portal]

jobava london is d4 d5 nc3

then bf4.

[mossy comet]

å

[nova verge]

Ж

[lethal linden]

Pawn to D4 bishop to f4 pawn to c3 e3 bishop to d3 knight to f3 d2 london system completed

[broken portal]

speak in notations bro 😭

and london is meh anyway, just learn e4

[lethal linden]

What???

[dire cargo]

ahh im back

hey ya

[keen breach]

daddy?

[pine bison]

!english

[grim edge]

!arabic

[steep steppe]

Does anyone have any tips how to improve your rating?

[keen breach]

!you are that guy in partys that thinks he is funny

[pine bison]

no

[keen breach]

yeah

[dire cargo]

mod

[lyric warren]

Any tips to break 1600?

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khalid-khalid-dj-mod-is-online-mod-gif-21429657

[steep steppe]

But I want to be good

[keen breach]

bro you aint funny

[dire cargo]

he bullying u ?

[pine bison]

whats your problem green

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discor-asleep-sleep-not-gif-24565626

[keen breach]

dont have, you need to chill mate

[lethal linden]

Pd4 pd5 bf4 kf3 pe3 kd6 pc3 pe6 bd3

[dire cargo]

they never do

[pine bison]

where was i not chill buddy

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-discord-mod-luigi-luigi-dancing-gif-19490303

[dire cargo]

mod pls tell him english lol

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1112117647212036246/image0.gif

[dire cargo]

im on mods side

[lethal linden]

The london system

[dire cargo]

ggs

[keen breach]

i send message in wrong chat and you !english🤓

[dire cargo]

i just got un muted lol

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-avatar-aang-gif-25891141

[dire cargo]

i was on mute for 24 hrs

[pine bison]

yea, did you read the #〘📝〙rules big guy

[keen breach]

BRO WRONG CHAT

[pine bison]

all the chats are english wdym

tf

[keen breach]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[dire cargo]

for stuff that ppl found funny but mods didnt

[pine bison]

[inner dagger]

hmm

[dire cargo]

lets go mod... smack him

[keen breach]

dont want to send in chess.com server

[lethal linden]

Pe4 pe5 kf3 kf6 kc3 kc6 bc4 bc4

[clear sequoia]

Me after looking in discord after day of OTB play

[pine bison]

thats a permanent ban lul

[dire cargo]

mod... he is him

[lethal linden]

Hello my @glacial pagoda

[keen breach]

bet?

[steep steppe]

Neighbor

[dire cargo]

but i have the pass

[pine bison]

imma stop yall right there

[dire cargo]

jking

[lethal linden]

What else could it be except pawn

[steep steppe]

HAHAHAHAHZZHKanjshzHHUAHAKZHZKAHAHSHXHAHAHAUS

[pine bison]

hilarious

[steep steppe]

HABAJ (NAJX NZNZNSJABAJZHA

You can’t say Nicecar

[dire cargo]

before it gets too hot im sry

[lethal linden]

Yeah

[dire cargo]

mod

[pine bison]

@steep steppe was i not clear

[steep steppe]

Is laughing against the rules now

[pine bison]

aight

[steep steppe]

With what

[keen breach]

bet on me boyz

[steep steppe]

Huh

I said nice car that isn’t even against the rules

[dire cargo]

bro that gibrish that was the joke... dont get offended now

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/86817048047 can someone pls use Game review?

[worn ice]

GalijaGui (1482) vs. Webbix7 (1524)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 d5 3. Nc3 g6 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Nbxd7 6. Nf3 Bg7 7. O-O O-O 8. h3 c5 9. Nh2 cxd4 10. exd4 Re8 11. Be3 e5 12. dxe5 Nxe5 13. Bd4 Nc6 14. Ng4 Nxd4 15. Qxd4 Nxg4 16. Qxg4 d4 17. Ne4 f5 18. Nf6+ Qxf6 19. Qf3 Re7 20. Rfe1 Rae8 21. Rxe7 Rxe7 22. a4 d3 23. Qxd3 Qxb2 24. Qd8+ Kf7 25. Qd5+ Kf8 26. Qd8+ Kf7 27. Qd5+ Kf6 28. Qd6+ Re6 29. Qd8+ Kf7 30. Rd1 Qf6 31. Qc7+ Re7 32. Qc4+ Qe6 33. Qb5 Be5 34. g3 Bf6 35. Qc5 b6 36. Qb4 Qe2 37. Qb3+ Kg7 38. Rd8 Re8 39. Rd7+ Re7 40. Rd8 Qe1+ 41. Kg2 Re2 42. Qg8+ Kh6 43. Qf8+ Bg7 

[pine bison]

sure

[sterile tusk]

Ty

[pine bison]

all done, 92% wow

[lethal linden]

And how can you know which piece it is?

[dire cargo]

mod will explain

[sterile tusk]

Damn nice game

For me it says 94,3 xD maybe cuz of elo diffrence

[dire cargo]

bro is him... let him cook

[queen mortar]

Can anyone please help me out here and review my game? I wanna know how good I played

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86818198379?tab=review&move=44

[worn ice]

Hyper664 (1426) vs. Ronnyman (1388)

Move List

1. e4 [c5] 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e6 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. Nc3 Bb4 7. f3 O-O 8. a3 Bxc3+ 9. bxc3 Ne5 10. Ba2 b6 11. O-O Ba6 12. Re1 Qc7 13. Bb2 Nc4 14. Bxc4 Bxc4 15. Qd2 d5 16. e5 Nd7 17. Kh1 Nxe5 18. Qf4 f6 19. Nxe6 Qd6 20. Nxf8 Rxf8 21. Rab1 Qc5 22. Bc1 Qxa3 23. Bxa3 

[pine bison]

aight sure

[queen mortar]

thanks bud

[dire cargo]

dudes go to chess talk... ri8?

[pine bison]

another 90

[queen mortar]

YES

[dire cargo]

how is inaccuracy calculated tho?

serious question

[lethal linden]

Pe4 pe5 bc4 kc6 qh5 kf6 qf7 checkmate

[queen mortar]

2 games in a row playing like a 2000, I'm feeling prepared for my OTB tournament in 2 days

[dire cargo]

[pine bison]

no clue, i didnt develop that algorithm

[sterile tusk]

gl

[queen mortar]

thanks thanks

[umbral wind]

In 2 days you’ll be back to 1500 gg

[dire cargo]

ok

[sterile tusk]

Ima join a chessclub soon too

[queen mortar]

wdym

[sterile tusk]

And then also Play tournaments

[grim edge]

Wassup

[umbral wind]

In 2 days you won’t be playing like a 2000 you’ll be back to 1500

[queen mortar]

never got the chance to join a club

[queen mortar]

so true

[dire cargo]

sup

[dire cargo]

fax

[sterile tusk]

Yea i dont have a good one near too ill have to Drive by Bus for like 1h there but im lucky that i have school in that city till 16:00 and it Starts 17:00

[lethal linden]

Scholars mate

[dire cargo]

just play ig

im 1k on li

[grim edge]

Yooo im at a tournament rn :)

Atlantic open in virginia

[umbral wind]

You can just give yourself a year

[dire cargo]

nut 400+ in cc

[sterile tusk]

Depending, online im often not concentrated and get distracted, dont rly calculate moves (im 1500) but irl when i Play ppl i even Beat a 1700 dwz (1750-1800 fide)

[dire cargo]

in what

nvm i read it wrong

[umbral wind]

Destroy me papi

[queen mortar]

nice, in Israel chess clubs are rare and usually full with only children around 12

anybody likes to play?

[sterile tusk]

Oh thats sad

[lethal linden]

Who plays the scholars mate??

[dire cargo]

finding chess clubs here is like finding pokemon in pokemon go bro

[dire cargo]

ikr

[sterile tusk]

I used to

[lethal linden]

Not me only 400 elo im 600

[sterile tusk]

Until 1200 elo

[lethal linden]

No way

[queen mortar]

no way

[dire cargo]

bro any tips to reach 1k

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

[junior path]

im batu blow

[sterile tusk]

Learn 1 solid opening, learn how to calculate moves

[dire cargo]

mhmm

[lethal linden]

Play diferent openings and watch gothamchess

[queen mortar]

wat, ammmmmm, neither

[dire cargo]

but he always strats from 2k

[sterile tusk]

I mean Like under 1000 elo in every Game someone blunders a piece in a 1 move sequence

[timid light]

maybe try english opening ?

[dire cargo]

any opening preferences?

[dire cargo]

huh new

[timid light]

endland opening*

[dire cargo]

might try

[timid light]

i don't know english name eheh

[dire cargo]

u mean london?

[queen mortar]

how is english good to reach 1000? nobody should play the english if below like 1600

[lethal linden]

He teaches alot of openings caro kan london system queens gambit sicillians defense

[timid light]

i reach 1200 with english opening

[grim edge]

How do you'll practice a certain opening. For eg I wanna learn a few lines of the vienna. But my opponent wont always play that. But I want to practice vienna only so how do you'll do that

[timid light]

its good opening

[dire cargo]

can u dm his videos? if u can... no pressure tho

[lethal linden]

Pro tip: play sicillian defense of you are a beginner

[queen mortar]

damn that's nice, bet nobody knew how to respond to it

[lethal linden]

Okay i can do that

[timid light]

generally yes :V

[queen mortar]

anybody would like to play?

[honest mirage]

yooo guys i made +60 in blitz today

[dire cargo]

id suggest learn an opening and an counter part of its... u will get the idea

[timid light]

queen gambit too good

[honest mirage]

1090 now

[queen mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/im-proud-of-you-son-paul-freeman-warren-byrne-absentia-proud-gif-17809567

[timid light]

its like english opening

but maybe more good ? not sure

[queen mortar]

@timid light play english against me, 5 min you're in?

[timid light]

em sure

[sterile tusk]

If they dont Play the lines, they get a disadventage, learn how to get the Advantage by their mistakes (Game review)

[timid light]

but im sure u win

1400-1600

[queen mortar]

https://play.chess.com/9cL9o

[timid light]

create un ranked

😄

[sterile tusk]

I did that and i nearly mastered the Vienna

[queen mortar]

it is unranked

[timid light]

okay sec

[honest mirage]

❤️

[timid light]

my blitz 900

:V

[honest mirage]

what is ur rapid rating?

[sterile tusk]

My blitz is 700-800 :V

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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Rapid: 1524 (1559 peak)
Blitz: 796 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1150 (1214 peak)

[honest mirage]

what

how

[sterile tusk]

Idk im trash at blitz

[timid light]

eh

[honest mirage]

respect for the 1500 in rapid tho

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> floryn123

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Rapid: 1151 (peak)
Blitz: 1090 (peak)
Bullet: 1205 (peak)

[timid light]

u won

:/

[queen mortar]

hehe

[timid light]

maybe i can try queen gambit ?

on u

[queen mortar]

we kinda played it

[honest mirage]

today i still played completly trash lol

[grim edge]

I said im quitting chess but shit i might start playing again cause i got nothing to do my dorm @hasty iris

[timid light]

im new on queen gambit

[queen mortar]

Most english openings transform to the queens gambit

[sterile tusk]

Pov me in blitz

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[grim edge]

????

[thick swift]

What is your rating

[split gorge]

worst rating i've ever gotten 0_0

[queen mortar]

damn

@timid light gg

[timid light]

gg

u are good player

[split gorge]

yea the greatest

😤 💪 🔥 🗣️ 💯

[queen mortar]

thx

[jovial vector]

I love this move so much I really hope he falls for it 😂

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1125 (1143 peak)
Blitz: 819 (821 peak)
Bullet: 695 (777 peak)

[grim edge]

uhh

[hasty iris]

bro couldnt resist

wait why dont u go to the common room with an actual chess board

[jovial vector]

Hell yeah 🇺🇸

[hasty iris]

and play people irl bruh

[grim edge]

My roomate is a frat guy and im not gonna party every week

[hasty iris]

make some friends too

[grim edge]

And my other roommates are japanase

[hasty iris]

learn go

[grim edge]

You want me to scream « i play chess » around campus too?

[grim edge]

Yeah i will at parties

[hasty iris]

yes

[grim edge]

Most corny shit I heard

[thick swift]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[grim edge]

There is probably a chess club but im not joining it

[hasty iris]

u must not have heard yourself speak!

[grim edge]

Smh

:3

But yeah Im def gonna play chess

[viral epoch]

<3

[grim edge]

HAIII

[frozen plume]

That a blunder cuz even if he takes pawn his knight forks king and rook and u losing

[grim edge]

how're mitzu

[viral epoch]

HEllo

[jovial vector]

I realized lol but he didn’t notice so I’m good

[viral epoch]

Oki, school is stres but it okay

How are you

[grim edge]

awhh

[grim edge]

am fine, still haven't started >:3

[viral epoch]

Wha

We started the 1st

[grim edge]

i start the 2nd week of sep

[frozen plume]

Playing hope chess is the worst thing you can do

[undone bridge]

unless you're already dead-lost

[vast island]

hii

[frozen plume]

True

[vast island]

im having troubles getting roles

[undone bridge]

but not in most positions

[vast island]

it shows my dc account is already linked but it isnt

[jovial vector]

I am down a rook soo reason enough maybe

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

[frozen plume]

No cuz you still have a chance

His rook has 0 development

[jovial vector]

I honestly think I have an amazing position

[frozen plume]

Just don’t trade and ur winning I guess

[honest mirage]

2 isolated pawns tho

[jovial vector]

Who needs pawns tbh

[honest mirage]

uhm

[umbral wind]

LOOL QD3 GG

[frozen plume]

Pawns can change gender 😎😎so they cool

[frigid parcel]

guy just sacked everything and left

[honest mirage]

that would be me

[elfin pebble]

Trans gender pawns

[frozen plume]

He’s sandbagging report fr

[frigid parcel]

it was his first game

on his entire acc

[elfin pebble]

Rip

[frozen plume]

Cool

[thick swift]

Happy I found this in a bullet game

[honest mirage]

i would be so happy if i played a new player who just made an account xd

imagine free points

[frigid parcel]

he played 12 moves of theory

[honest mirage]

ooops

[frigid parcel]

def not a new player

[elfin pebble]

your back already to chess

[frozen plume]

Bros main prob got restricted or he played Lichess

[rose thunder]

yea

[thick swift]

Depends on the elo they set themselves to

[honest mirage]

true

[elfin pebble]

"Once u join chess u cant leave"

[vast island]

any staff

[rose thunder]

fr

[vast island]

or a kind person who might be willing to help me out

[rose thunder]

I am held by the chains of chess

[jovial vector]

Someone play me in blitz I want all smoke fr (I’m 300 elo in blitz)

[lethal linden]

Wanna know the london system?

[thick swift]

What do you need?

[elfin pebble]

Just play checkers

[frozen plume]

The best player in my school is 1300 lollll

[vast island]

it shows that my discord account is already connected to other account

[elfin pebble]

Become a gm and destroy them

[vast island]

and im unable to recieve the connected role

[bright glade]

make sure u connected the right accounts

[vast island]

maybe i messed in past

how do i unlink it

[frozen plume]

I played him and he was 600

[jovial vector]

@vast island that happened to me I gotcha

[vast island]

please

[thick swift]

K

[elfin pebble]

💀

[frozen plume]

Some people are garbage otb

[elfin pebble]

Elo doesn't always matter lol especially if u underestimate your opponent

[frozen plume]

I suck at online chess but I’m 1100+ otb

[honest mirage]

how

[frozen plume]

Idtk

[vast island]

.

[honest mirage]

i play 1700s otb

[frozen plume]

Maybe touching the pieces unlocks my inner gym

[thick swift]

I like otb chess more but I’m better online

[honest mirage]

and i somehow draw

[timid wren]

does the world champion not play the upcoming tournaments for the next 2 yrs

[honest mirage]

yea because otb its 3d and u overlook things very easy

[elfin pebble]

Dislike rated? lol

[honest mirage]

me? i dont want to play the next tournaments rn

[frozen plume]

Mainly cuz I always disconnect

[elfin pebble]

That would definitely be a pain

[thick swift]

Disconnecting in a winning position hurts more than physical pain

[frozen plume]

Btw is smurfing bannable?

[thick swift]

Yes

[vast island]

That Discord account is already connected to another Chess.com account.

[frozen plume]

I might know someone

[vast island]

😔

[thick swift]

Why don’t you log into the other chess.com account and unlink discord

Then link Discord back to your new account

[vast island]

i dont have any other chess.com account

• it should show connected on discord if i have any account connected

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-stare-dog-stare-dog-brows-funny-gif-12521793

[frozen plume]

@keen edge might be smurfing

[elfin pebble]

Ky s

[honest mirage]

why am i silly tho+

[elfin pebble]

Your pfp

[honest mirage]

leave my pfp out of this

[vast island]

@elfin pebblewho is the most decent mod here

[honest mirage]

i am

[elfin pebble]

Why

[vast island]

Anitta 🌈 — 30/05/2023 08:40
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im contacting u

[elfin pebble]

Why?

[frozen plume]

Just saying but he knew multiple ruy Lopez traps, and he beat me

[honest mirage]

okay

[vast island]

Anitta 🌈 — 30/05/2023 08:40
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[frozen plume]

While he is 300

[honest mirage]

<@&745328830649991179> he needs some help! :))

[lethal linden]

E4 play your move

[frigid parcel]

Ke2

[vast island]

:))

[lethal linden]

[lethal linden]

You are not playing as white it should be e7

[honest mirage]

e4,e5,ke2,ke7

best moves in my opinion

[nova verge]

Heyo

How is everyone doing???

[honest mirage]

ke1,ke8,ke2,ke7,ke1,ke8 draw

[lethal linden]

Nf3 nc6 nc3 nf6

[fiery beacon]

Why is the coach lying to us? Ke2 should be a great move

[lethal linden]

[honest mirage]

super grandmasters play it so why shouldnt i play it coach?????

[lethal linden]

Ke2 is a troll move

[honest mirage]

no

[fiery beacon]

Wrong

[honest mirage]

its not

[fiery beacon]

It’s a very very good move

[honest mirage]

my fav move

[lethal linden]

Hell nah

[manic mirage]

Guys who’s joe

[fiery beacon]

I thought king activity was good in the endgame. It’s just playing the long game

[lethal linden]

Joe mama

[honest mirage]

yes

[manic mirage]

[fiery beacon]

Joe Biden

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-gif-25814656

[iron barn]

Real

Unironically going back will be the best move on the next move

[lethal linden]

E4 e5 bc4 nc6 qh5 nf6 qf7 scolars mate

[honest mirage]

i dont think so tbh coach will scream around that u wasted moves

[iron barn]

That's a skill issue

[rose thunder]

bros hittin that yoinky sploinky

[lethal linden]

I used play scolar's mate when i was 600 but no im 700 i stopped

[lethal linden]

Lonlyfans

[iron barn]

I maybe played it once or twice ever lol

[cinder totem]

"keep your lgbtqphobia for yourself -> 1day" LMAO SURE

[lethal linden]

It worked all the time

[iron barn]

It's so easy to refute

[rose thunder]

I beat kids in chess and nobody cares, but if I ever say this, it’s straight to the dungeon

[iron barn]

Don't fall for the mate and open the centre

And attack and ur much better

[old thistle]

DM me

[lethal linden]

They were noobs what do you expect

[heavy vapor]

Hi I'm new to chess and just start doing some puzzles,. I have a question about this one: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/1105688
Is the main puzzle goal to have a free knight ?

[iron barn]

Ig

[old thistle]

The point of a puzzle is always to find the only winning move

[lethal linden]

Queen d4

[iron barn]

Sometimes there's another completely winning move that is wrong and then I get upset

[heavy vapor]

Yea I solve it but is it a good idea to trade queens to just win a knight ?

[lethal linden]

W

[old thistle]

That is not true. There are never two completely winning moves

[iron barn]

Wait what

[thick swift]

There is always 1

[lethal linden]

Black to move queen d4 check

[old thistle]

It is, you are up a full minor piece after all

[queen mortar]

not always "only", sometimes it's just best move

[grim edge]

Well there are some moves that are deemed equal by the engine (at least at depth 18)

[thick swift]

Nah they just block

[fiery beacon]

Knight takes E4 looks really good but it doesn’t really work

[iron barn]

Are u on acid or am I on acid?

[compact mantle]

Is janowsky qgd reliable against catalan?

[old thistle]

Show me an example. Higher depth will probably show something else

[lethal linden]

Sorry d5

[thick swift]

Just take the knight they can’t take back

[honest mirage]

yes

[lethal linden]

And queen to e6 free knight

[heavy vapor]

bishop b4 and after queen e4 is good too

[fiery beacon]

Is that the one where black plays a6?

[iron barn]

Queen takes?

[compact mantle]

Yes

[grim edge]

Yeah higher depth will for sure show something different but I have seen some moves that are the same evaluation and both winning

[honest mirage]

its qxe4, queen blocks on e2 you take and then u can take the knight on d4 pretty easy

[compact mantle]

I heard it was a reliable opening

[lethal linden]

Knight is pritected by pawn if queen to d5 take the pawn check and then you can take knight on e6

[fiery beacon]

What’s the point of a6? I’ve studied QGD but I’ve never seen that before

[thick swift]

The pawn is pinned mate

[iron barn]

Why not knight takes knight and take the bishop is hanging

[grim edge]

hi chat

[compact mantle]

Take on c4 and play b5

[grim edge]

W

[thick swift]

Just knight takes knight

[queen mortar]

hi duck

[compact mantle]

If they take you get development

[lethal linden]

[honest mirage]

thats the position btw

[grim edge]

hello Hyper (½ elo) — Today at 22:57
hi duck

[honest mirage]

if u go on the puzzle the bishop moved there to attack ur queen

[thick swift]

Why did the bishop appear out of nowhere

[lethal linden]

Queen d5 check

[honest mirage]

d5?

brilliant move

[iron barn]

Botez gambit moment

[proper bronze]

dong the bong has left the chat

[lethal linden]

If queen blocks take the queen and knight to e6

[iron barn]

U should neck yourself for this

[thick swift]

e4 is the square

[proper bronze]

Qxe2

[queen mortar]

Only good move is to sac your queen, don't listen to these bozos, you should ALWAYS sac your queen if possible

[proper bronze]

Qxf4

[honest mirage]

thats the solution

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-cats-gif-17550834

[lethal linden]

That was what i was trying to say

[iron barn]

Another botez gambit

[queen mortar]

you're the kind of guy to always share a solved puzzle ruining the experience to anybody else

[honest mirage]

u only win the bishop and not a pawn and the knight.

[honest mirage]

damn. he was asking for help

[proper bronze]

i’m fcking stupi

[lethal linden]

My favorite

[queen mortar]

not stupid, just 600 elo, we've all been there

[nova verge]

Sunshine says hello 👋

[thick swift]

I thought the bishop was on g5 because that’s what the original image was showing but no

[honest mirage]

yea i know its confusing xd

[proper bronze]

how tf did you guess my elo 😭😭😭

[thick swift]

Hello Sunshine

[grim edge]

titty tat :D

[honest mirage]

its in ur name

[queen mortar]

I think she's thinking about something more malicious

[proper bronze]

AHHH I’M FKING DURNK

[nova verge]

It’s a boy! Lolll

[queen mortar]

idk I'm just ½ elo

[proper bronze]

yes

[nova verge]

He does like to eat birds tho

He killed 3 baby cardinals at the beginning of summer

[iron barn]

Mine loves rats and even brought home a slug

[proper bronze]

carbs

[nova verge]

Omg!!! I would’ve freaked

[queen mortar]

I just ran the quotes of something like: "excuse me?! did you just missgender my cat?!!"

[nova verge]

That’s hilarious ! It happens with the name

[queen mortar]

someone please play me

I'm tired of playing for elo

[proper bronze]

offense

[grim edge]

cats are so cute

[iron barn]

Feline supremacy

[lethal linden]

Who can solve it?

[proper bronze]

my goofy ahh brain only got 5 hrs of sleep

[grim edge]

100% agree

[queen mortar]

what color is to play

[fiery beacon]

Easy, rook d8 check

[iron barn]

Queen takes rook?

[lethal linden]

White

[queen mortar]

if white then mate in 3. won't spoil the answer tho

[lethal linden]

Wrongg

[queen mortar]

opsss

[grim edge]

I mean isn’t it obvious at this point

[queen mortar]

actually in 2

[lethal linden]

No

[frigid parcel]

Qf7 Rd8

[grim edge]

I’ve gotten 100 before

[proper bronze]

Rd6

if gueen takes rook

[queen mortar]

@lethal linden it's funny cause I already had this puzzle today and I managed to solve it

[fiery beacon]

Very sad

[lethal linden]

No

[queen mortar]

guys it's forced mate in 2

[proper bronze]

then Qf7+

[iron barn]

Qf7 I just saw

[lethal linden]

Yess

[kind crag]

how do i better my zugwang?

[fiery beacon]

Oh the queen forks the queen

[grim edge]

Rook to d8 then queen takes then queen takes pawn on f7

[iron barn]

what

[proper bronze]

HOLY SHIT I GOT IT

[fiery beacon]

Lmao

That’s a funny little move

[proper bronze]

I’M THE 600+ ELO MASTER

[lethal linden]

After that rool to d8 and when knight block you can take it queen cant take your rook becuase ita pinned by bishop and ita a checkmate

[queen mortar]

after Qxf7+ black's queen must take and after rook check it cannot capture it because of the pin

[grim edge]

I’m 500 elo and I got that lol

[lethal linden]

No

[queen mortar]

noice

[iron barn]

Yes

[proper bronze]

nic

[queen mortar]

somebody come play me

[grim edge]

The queen has to right?

[proper bronze]

nice*

[grim edge]

Because it’s forced

[iron barn]

What elo are you

[proper bronze]

0.5 elo?

[lethal linden]

Queen f7

[queen mortar]

if they don't take then they lose anyway after rook check

[queen mortar]

1400

[iron barn]

The knight can block

[proper bronze]

man c9e 9j 😭😭

[iron barn]

Sure

[proper bronze]

come on*

[grim edge]

No it can’t

[proper bronze]

me

[grim edge]

If queen takes f7 the knight can’t block

[queen mortar]

5 min unranked first one to accept, GO!

https://play.chess.com/qUhua

[grim edge]

OH WAIT YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE ROOK

Yeah you’re right

[iron barn]

Yes

[thick swift]

I accepted

[iron barn]

I accepted too late ig

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2359 (peak)
Blitz: 2234 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2319 (2322 peak)

[sharp galleon]

2400 rapid is possible

[lethal linden]

Queen to f7 queen takes queen and rook to d8 check when knight block we take the knight and its checkmate because queen iw pinned by biahop on a2 queen cant take on e8 and its simply a checkmate

[iron barn]

That's right

[thick swift]

Crazy how you are not a titled player at 2400

[lethal linden]

Im 600

[sharp galleon]

No it isn’t. Most title players don’t play rapid and are at least 2400 in blitz

[grim edge]

He is ass though

[lethal linden]

Hey

[sharp galleon]

Meanwhile I am only 2200

[grim edge]

2400s arent ass

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> r_himself

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 354 (972 peak)
Blitz: 177
Bullet: 175

[sharp galleon]

They’re half-ass

[sharp galleon]

pro

[lethal linden]

Im stuck at 600 can i borrow some

[sharp galleon]

Nah enjoy chess while you can

[iron barn]

Look for check captures attacks every move and play slower time controls

[lethal linden]

I can pay you back in 5 years when i am a grandmaster

[iron barn]

I never watch anime

[normal hatch]

Ep 1071 goes hard

[lethal linden]

Thanks

[sharp galleon]

GM and GM are diffèrent

[lethal linden]

Im at episode 71

[grim edge]

Not everyone is 2200

[iron barn]

One day

[lethal linden]

What

One piece anime is longer than my di-

[sharp galleon]

And not everyone is 600

[midnight fjord]

That's me

[mortal jacinth]

danny exposed!!!

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

The average elo on cc is like 600 i think

[iron barn]

Based

[shell shard]

Hello

[iron barn]

Hi

[grim edge]

i just learnt how to play the ussr anthem in piano, be proud of me

[shell shard]

Takes takes takes and GG

[iron barn]

Can I play when ur finished

[restive storm]

High 600

[grim edge]

You can be a spy if they invade the world

[grim edge]

653.87 to be exact

Ukraine is almost taken

[restive storm]

Lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The The1 (shree027)

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Rapid: 1625 (1658 peak)
Blitz: 1806 (peak)
Bullet: 1439 (1671 peak)

[grim edge]

So their lust for expansion might be even greater

[iron barn]

They're just sending innocent people to die for a lost cause

[grim edge]

Putin made it so slow

[iron barn]

It's sad

[grim edge]

Well wars don’t finish in 1 second

[iron barn]

Ukraine is a complete disaster

[grim edge]

Russia is way stronger than ukrain lmao

[iron barn]

Thanks to b*den

[grim edge]

But with the us help

[grim edge]

Nah

Russia is being affected in all sorts of ways

No more Netflix no more Pepsi

[queen mortar]

send a link

[iron barn]

I sent in dms

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 354 (972 peak)
Blitz: 177
Bullet: 175

[iron barn]

Did u guys know that in the us in some Walmarts u can steal stuff for under 950$ for basically no punishment

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmuryu

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Rapid: 805 (peak)
Blitz: 566 (peak)
Bullet: 430 (577 peak)

[iron barn]

Yeah

[coral crypt]

Heyo not bad

[grim edge]

i will spy by giving the communists the info

[iron barn]

I have a game with like 2 inaccuracies and the cap score is like 81

[grim edge]

That’s crazy

You can just come back in the next day and steal more

And by the time they’re finished, the Walmart is already gone

[iron barn]

The staff won't do anything to stop u

As it's not worth it

[grim edge]

Unless you’re a broke mom

[grim edge]

That is in a state not walmarts, i think its california or something

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86823516287?tab=review

[worn ice]

WaltherHartwellWhite (1111) vs. Lewperry (1072)

Move List

1. Nf3 f6 2. c4 e5 3. e4 c6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Bd2 Ne7 6. b4 Bd4 7. Nxd4 exd4 8. Bf4 d6 9. Nd2 O-O 10. Nb3 Ng6 11. Bg3 Qe7 12. c5 d5 13. Bd6 Qe5 14. Bxe5 Nxe5 15. Nxd4 f5 16. exf5 Bxf5 17. Nxf5 Rxf5 18. g4 Rf8 19. Qe2 Re8 20. d4 Nd3+ 21. Kd2 Rxe2+ 22. Bxe2 Nf4 23. b5 Nd7 24. bxc6 bxc6 25. Rab1 Re8 26. Rhe1 Nf6 27. Rb7 Ne4+ 28. Kc1 Nxf2 29. Rf1 Rxe2 30. Rb3 Rxa2 31. Rb2 Ra1+ 32. Rb1 N4d3+ 33. Kd2 Ra2+ 34. Ke3 Ra3 35. Ke2 Nxg4 36. Rf3 Ra2+ 37. Kxd3 Ra3+ 38. [Ke2] 

[iron barn]

U just can't cross the 950$ threshold

[grim edge]

ayo can anyone analyse this game for me i had an sloppy end game

[grim edge]

No its that if u steal for more than 950$ its a felony

[grim edge]

Imagine trying to steal a whole tv

[grim edge]

So under 950 is a misdemeanor

[grim edge]

Yeah pretty much

Got it

That law is only in a state but i forgot which one

So if I stole a pack of gum I can get 30 days in prison

U wont get shit

Cause they probably wont find you

[grim edge]

Bro

They’ve found people who were in the January 6 riots

Not at once but they found them somehow

they can find me too

Cause a riot is serious

stealing a pack of gum isnt

True

Might as well pay for the thing

[bright glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859805977589973004/1145104578560405594/image.png

[grim edge]

Might as well steal more than just a pack of gum

[grim edge]

That’s crazy

[bright glade]

real

[grim edge]

crazy? I was crazy once

You just joined

[little elm]

hi

[grim edge]

And you’re thinking there’s gonna be 1900’s here?

[grim edge]

What’s your rapid rating

[little elm]

dont play cc rapid, probably very low

[grim edge]

They’re probably talking about rapid then

[little elm]

what help do you need

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> r_himself

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Rapid: 362 (972 peak)
Blitz: 177
Bullet: 175

[grim edge]

Does anyone follow master oogwgay on YouTube

[nova verge]

Heyo what’s good??

[grim edge]

caro kann pyramid good idea or no?

[outer jewel]

Idk who that is

[iron barn]

mid

play the dragon sicillian its an amazing opening

[grim edge]

ive yet to try sicilian but have been meaning to

[blazing oxide]

https://youtu.be/laFmokNF_js?si=HBHIOzOgqQSyGL0k

This has to be the best chess clip on the internet

[grim edge]

That cringe guy who makes racist jokes?

Of course I watched him!

then I got bored of him

[bright glade]

the commentators going crazy was nice

[blazing oxide]

There's something funny about how he's incapable of hiding his emotions

[restive storm]

Average Hikaru reaction

[grim edge]

Oh yes this is very nice

[nova verge]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[iron barn]

F5, F5,F5