💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Time to quit chess

ah

[last verge]

well i didnt lose he stalemated me but still

[grim edge]

^^^^

[bright glade]

normal

[grim edge]

She did lose to me and im 614 so

[upbeat viper]

but you can use it if someone admits to cheat or idk

[mossy comet]

the birch kahaeleeshehfcg

[grim edge]

Quitting chess is for little babies

I hung mate in 1 today

[mossy comet]

the birch DJ KHALED

[grim edge]

When I was 6+

Material

[mossy comet]

me asf: 👶

[grim edge]

i cheated on lichess do i still get ban

[bright glade]

duck is NOT a she

[grim edge]

Okk

[grim edge]

WFM?

[grim edge]

Tiny baby

[mossy comet]

ima go sleep its like 3 am

[grim edge]

Duck is they?

them

[mossy comet]

duck is du/ck

[bright glade]

@last verge deadge

[proud snow]

hi

[digital phoenix]

duck is never gonna get a title no matter how shit the title is like wfm

[mossy comet]

i beat du today

[grim edge]

@proud snow teach me chess

[upbeat viper]

that's mean

he's not that bad

[proud snow]

sure

[upbeat viper]

sure he could get one eventually

[digital phoenix]

still never gonna get wfm

[grim edge]

Duck is he or she

[digital phoenix]

it

[upbeat viper]

that's factual

[upbeat viper]

[proud snow]

am i the highest rated here

[grim edge]

Yea it will become wfm

Someday

[proud snow]

ive not played for months

[grim edge]

Go up u will see tilted player

[digital phoenix]

clearly not

not while im here

[rocky moat]

Hola

[grim edge]

Levyy

[rocky moat]

Harikato

[upbeat viper]

even I am higher rated

[proud snow]

1v1?

[upbeat viper]

in blitz at least

[rocky moat]

Hmmm? U knowe

[grim edge]

is this good for a 1300 rated player?

[proud snow]

yes

[bright glade]

no

[grim edge]

Absolute trash

[grim edge]

Very bad every accuracy below 99 percent is bad

[grim edge]

damn

[bright glade]

1 miss, you suck

[grim edge]

Ask stupid questions win stupid prizes

[white sorrel]

xd

[grim edge]

fake WGM no wonder why bro is bad

[grim edge]

It*

[grim edge]

shut

[proud snow]

very bad move

[white sorrel]

clearly

[radiant frost]

Not good, very bad, you missed an opportunity to take. Poor performance, go back to school.

[grim edge]

Nope

[proud snow]

blunders mate in 1

[white sorrel]

i mean he just took a pawn i wasn't focusing much

[grim edge]

ican adopt u in blizt

[proud snow]

should have played Re7

[grim edge]

Please

How will he play re7

By being good at chess duh

[proud snow]

in the previous match

[grim edge]

Adopt me please

[rocky moat]

Check mate

[grim edge]

beg

[proud snow]

i don't see a mate

[grim edge]

You're the type of person to play a fiddle when Rome burns

[grim edge]

kid

[grim edge]

G3

Nc3

E3

Or D4 then castle

didnt ask

Then why u said

i

Wut

[last verge]

im a wfm

[compact spear]

How can i connect a different account to discord...I have disconneted the previous account and connected the new one
But when I /profile it is showing the old account details only

[last verge]

wait until im nm and i kick your ass

[grim edge]

isnt WFM higher than NM

[grim edge]

What's your old acc username

[last verge]

idk

probably not

[grim edge]

stupid

[last verge]

[compact spear]

aetherialadvantage

[grim edge]

Did u got banned?

[compact spear]

No I just wanted a new account from my main id

[grim edge]

Why

[last verge]

wfm

[last verge]

this is NOT the kid

[rocky moat]

Stop

[compact spear]

Because by mistake I created an account from a different id...realised that later so now want to connect with my main id

[rocky moat]

I warn u stop

[last verge]

who does bro think he is⁉️🗣️

[digital phoenix]

shut up

[rocky moat]

Meow

[grim edge]

Teach me then

[last verge]

too much theory

[grim edge]

Main line

Or any one line

[rocky moat]

Shit

[last verge]

people avoid playing the traditional way now

[rocky moat]

Gosh

[grim edge]

But I will play just say

[last verge]

where white bulldozes queenside and black storms kingside

[upbeat viper]

chill chat

[grim edge]

With notation

Ok

[last verge]

hmm

[grim edge]

What hm

[pulsar drum]

ig imma play chess till fn is back up

[hollow ravine]

Does me talking in 2021 doesnt count towards trusted role?

[digital phoenix]

nope

@upbeat viper do u still play cr

[upbeat viper]

nah

I'm too old for it

🧓

(too lazy to level up all that )

[grim edge]

What's your age

[upbeat viper]

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[grim edge]

Bast

[simple lagoon]

not me creating chess

[grim edge]

losers

[last verge]

d4 Nf6 c4 g6 Nc3 Bg7 e4 d6 Nf3 O-O Be2 e5 O-ao Nc6 d5 Ne7 Nd2 Nd7 b4 f5 c5 Nf6 f3 f4 Nc4 g5 a4 Ng6 Ba3 Rf7 b5 Bf8 b6 cxb6 cxd6 h5

[grim edge]

[old thistle]

"fun"

[simple lagoon]

shall i make that when you do en passant it crashes

[digital phoenix]

slowpio the pokemon

bros probably gonna evolve into snorpio

[old thistle]

Let it crash when you don't play en passant when you could have played it

[old thistle]

Fr

[last verge]

hi scipio

[old thistle]

Hi Duck

[grim edge]

slowbro

[rocky moat]

Shut off

I warn you

[cunning shore]

Levi rozman

[rocky moat]

Arcman

[digital phoenix]

are u 11

[rocky moat]

Meow meow

[grim edge]

ew

[rocky moat]

Shit

Y

[grim edge]

u are

[frozen dirge]

The ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[grim edge]

no

[digital phoenix]

@rocky moat how old are u

[rocky moat]

Meow

[rocky moat]

Meow

[grim edge]

how old are u

[rocky moat]

Meow

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-chica-fnaf-fnaf2-toy-chica-fnaf2-goku-ultra-instinct-gif-24619313

[rocky moat]

I'm 20

[oblique cairn]

why do people wait and leave their game on when they're loosing should they be banned

[rocky moat]

Goku scary

[grim edge]

Why not? 🤔

[digital phoenix]

a 20 year old who meows on discord is scary

[cunning shore]

💀

[grim edge]

😏

[frozen dirge]

💀

[grim edge]

sorry guys let me teach him a lesson he is my e kitten

[rocky moat]

Bhow bhow🧛‍♂️

[frozen dirge]

Now a dog?

[upbeat viper]

aaa

[rocky moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-meow-cat-kitten-gif-16741198

[frozen dirge]

Never thought this type of discussion are going on in the chess.com discord server

[compact mantle]

Believe me, this is just the tip of the iceberg

[rocky moat]

Failed

[frozen dirge]

Really?

[digital phoenix]

stupid furry bro

[frozen dirge]

im new here

[cunning shore]

Lmao

[compact mantle]

Ppl here are weird man

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[digital phoenix]

but yeah this is half of the cancer here

[frozen dirge]

got it

[grim edge]

im not werid

[digital phoenix]

minority

normal people int this server are going extinct

[grim edge]

im normal

[digital phoenix]

good

[cunning shore]

Likewise

[digital phoenix]

i misclicked my lightning

[indigo jetty]

Yes like me I'm very normal

[grim edge]

u are?

[rocky moat]

Pls stop

[surreal arrow]

meow

[cunning shore]

Oh no

[frozen dirge]

we got extinction of normal ppl here???

[broken portal]

no

[digital phoenix]

endangered

[cunning shore]

Let's just say, they are endangered

[indigo jetty]

I'm endangered

[cunning shore]

I see

[grim edge]

protect me

gimme nitro to help me! Im endangered

[rocky moat]

Stop

[broken portal]

imagine nitro

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

hm do i know u

[digital phoenix]

this is one of the cancerous people

[broken portal]

no u dont lol

[rocky moat]

Meow

[digital phoenix]

not too cancerous but annoying so yeah

[grim edge]

oh ok

[digital phoenix]

im gonna categorize them all together

[broken portal]

i love import fees

[rocky moat]

U r my Anemy

[frozen dirge]

Ok. im start taking notes.

[digital phoenix]

anyway do u guys like my level 15 golem

[grim edge]

ewwwww

[rocky moat]

Ewww

[broken portal]

ur one of those non skilled players

[grim edge]

cr that cringe p2w game

[cunning shore]

Broooo

[latent pebble]

Not ftp

[digital phoenix]

literally am

[rocky moat]

Coc batter

[frosty fable]

ehh

[digital phoenix]

like my fifa team unlike u

[grim edge]

people still play cr?

[broken portal]

fifa is worse

[digital phoenix]

im not gonna lvl 15 my mortar

[latent pebble]

I don't even play and I'm around your ovr with over 23 mil

[digital phoenix]

i dont have any evo to lvl 15 also

[digital phoenix]

not anymore

[latent pebble]

What's your ovr rn

[digital phoenix]

131

[latent pebble]

Barely higher

[white sorrel]

chess blindness

[digital phoenix]

id be 132 but im grinding for reset

[latent pebble]

I can surpass you in a day

[grim edge]

Hi

[rocky moat]

Noob stop

[grim edge]

that's me when i think I'm finally winning

Skill issue

[digital phoenix]

free rook

[grim edge]

it is, beginner here

[white sorrel]

i took a pawn

[latent pebble]

I haven't played mobile games in a minute

[cunning shore]

Happens to the best of us

[grim edge]

Had

[latent pebble]

I'll grind fifa and coc for like two weeks

[white sorrel]

i have less skill issue than u

[grim edge]

bad

[rocky moat]

ewww

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

theyre resetting the game for eafc dont

[muted stirrup]

Magnus Carlsen jumpscare

[digital phoenix]

i died

[white sorrel]

[muted stirrup]

Ah shit now anarchy chess took over the server

[grim edge]

you judge people by that

[latent pebble]

😭

[indigo jetty]

Ea fc better be good

[white sorrel]

[digital phoenix]

they do let u stack players for a few days tho

new event

[grim edge]

?

Good Morning

[latent pebble]

fc 24 sounds mad stupid

[grim edge]

nyaaaaaa

[lethal linden]

The potato variation

[dusk elm]

I’m nami

Totally

[digital phoenix]

why do people say golem is cancer firecracker is so much worse

[grim edge]

man i love it when i pin a dudes queen and i just imagine his reaction

[lilac gust]

That guy is probably terrible at chess

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

yes

its true tho

they just resign in anger

[mild apex]

yes

[mild apex]

golem is cancer?

golem is solid card wat

[cunning shore]

Bro whenever I do that they keep playing until I blunder my queen

Sucks

[grim edge]

yeah its like they target your queen

they would have an imminent checkmate in 1 but rather attack your queen

[languid agate]

Hi

[dusk elm]

Hi

[cunning shore]

Their elo suddenly increases and they be like, VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE

[dusk elm]

I won a chess tournament today 🙂

[grim edge]

Does anyone wanna 1v1 idk

Nice

tragic when they keep playing instead of resigning

[dusk elm]

Elo?

[grim edge]

1700?

seen it so much im accustomed to them resigning

[dusk elm]

I’m not good enough lol I’m only 1500

[limber vine]

Highest rated opponent you defeated?

[muted stirrup]

I still haven't played an irl tournament

[grim edge]

Cmon you’ll be ok

[cunning shore]

Me neither

[grim edge]

i have

[limber vine]

Wut

[lethal linden]

Play me or you're gay

[grim edge]

lost first round

cause the guy cheated

[digital phoenix]

are u even sure

[dusk elm]

1900 rapid tournament btw I was so lucky

[grim edge]

he ran out of time first but the coach wasnt sure

[grim edge]

Sorry I replied to wrong guy😭

and said i lost

[lethal linden]

Hes not cheating your just trash

[grim edge]

You’ll be ok

[grim edge]

bro he literally kept playing after his clock went off

[limber vine]

lol ight

[dusk elm]

Zoro was always gay so no

[grim edge]

even after i told him

[limber vine]

Daym man dats cool

[primal fern]

@grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[lethal linden]

Skill issue

[muted stirrup]

I'm planning to join one this year once I get a license to join them

[lethal linden]

Thats so gay

[grim edge]

yeah whatever man

average 13 yr old

[dusk elm]

😏

[limber vine]

I'm actually having a otb team tournament this tuesday so well it's gonna be pretty cool for I'll be able to play a friendly match against my team mate CM

[grim edge]

I’m 13🤣

[muted stirrup]

I cannot believe how much people in Turkey doesn't know about en passant

[lethal linden]

Average cat lover

[primal fern]

@grim edge connect ur account

[muted stirrup]

Like man just Google it

[grim edge]

Okay

[grim edge]

-anime dweeb

[lethal linden]

When is the tournament?

[limber vine]

@cunning shore don't spam reactions, you might get muted for dat lol

[cunning shore]

Uhh, I watch anime too

[digital phoenix]

imagine watchin anime

[grim edge]

cool

[grim edge]

Today is my First OTB tournament I'm so nervous lol

[cunning shore]

Never knew about that lol

[lethal linden]

Your profile picture is hentai

[dusk elm]

🙂

[limber vine]

Rated?

[grim edge]

Yes

[dense ravine]

why are most chess opening named after a place?

[grim edge]

because

[limber vine]

W it'll be worth fun

[muted stirrup]

Yoooo zax

[grim edge]

because chess

have you heard of the baltimore defense

[muted stirrup]

Unless if you care too much about your elo of course

[grim edge]

Ingsoc Mann awesome and great to see you it's really been sometime friend

[grim edge]

I just want to win a trophy NGL that's all I want

[lethal linden]

Play me

[vital acorn]

Hi

[muted stirrup]

Yeah

I'm like 1100 rated rn hope I get to at most 1500 by next year

[grim edge]

the Play button on Chess.com:

[vital acorn]

Here, I got a powerful emotional weapon. Use it wisely

[grim edge]

I trust you can get it with ease

[limber vine]

Indeed

[lethal linden]

You are juat scared that i will beat your ass

[muted stirrup]

Well I hope so

[grim edge]

bri what

[vital acorn]

You need to send while ping

[grim edge]

why u being an asshole for no reason weeb

[muted stirrup]

If you think you are so good at chess go play with a GM brother

[vital acorn]

@night quiver

[upbeat viper]

owo

[lethal linden]

You are probably 400 elo

[grim edge]

How about you change YOUR PFP to that JOSE💀

[upbeat viper]

done spamming ?

[vital acorn]

Time's up

[upbeat viper]

zax otb first game when

[grim edge]

U got a problem with that?

[vital acorn]

Nah times up

[grim edge]

I truly titled all game modes yesterday I have zero idea what to play as white in OTB any recommendations bast?

[lethal linden]

Im not better than gm but i can still beat your ass

[grim edge]

Today :D

[grim edge]

bro stfu nobody cares 🤣🤣🤣

[lethal linden]

[vital acorn]

Nah time is up

[upbeat viper]

I can't suggest openings smh

[grim edge]

guys instigating shit for no reason 😭

[upbeat viper]

play what you normally play

maybe prep for the guy you face

anyway gl :')

[lethal linden]

Go practice chess instead of talking noob

[upbeat viper]

and untilt

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

ok 13 yr old

[grim edge]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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[grim edge]

I got two phoned

one for the plug an one for the laod

[upbeat viper]

in a week

[lethal linden]

No im 14

[muted stirrup]

I'd rather play with someone in my level instead of feeding your ego

[grim edge]

losers

[lethal linden]

I am at your level

[grim edge]

magnus level

[grim edge]

u look hot wanna go out?

[lethal linden]

Sicillian defence

[grim edge]

hell yeah im 68 whats ur age

[grim edge]

im 15

lets go

lets go

movie when

barbie

2023 august 24 7:45 pm

[errant condor]

we are the Anti-Furries

[grim edge]

okay baby

[grim edge]

nobody cares

[lethal linden]

Furries go to hell

[errant condor]

@here Everyone Care’s

[lethal linden]

Gay gos to hell

[grim edge]

person wears costume
you get mad

[royal hatch]

I am not surprised people who play chess are wildly bigoted

[primal fern]

@errant condor !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @errant condor, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[royal hatch]

You people have an ego problem

[grim edge]

hes 14 so

[lethal linden]

Furries belong to the zoo

[royal hatch]

🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

[grim edge]

they kinda dont

modern feminist after hearing this

[muted stirrup]

I still don't want to feed your ego my man

[lethal linden]

I love women

[grim edge]

do u have any?

[primal fern]

guys..this is a chess server

[grim edge]

no probably not

[primal fern]

let's keep it chess related

what's everyone's favorite chess piece

[worn patrol]

I love chess

[lilac gust]

Ong?

[lethal linden]

I have my mother

[grim edge]

horse

[primal fern]

ongodnocapsaylessdedass

[lethal linden]

I love chess

[worn patrol]

Me too

[lethal linden]

The roooooooook

[worn patrol]

U mean rock

[lilac gust]

No bull crap?

[worn patrol]

Lets keep it family friendly guys.

[lethal linden]

No i mean the roooooooooooook

[grim edge]

anyone who favors the bishop -> 🚪

[lilac gust]

Awww cute dog

[grim edge]

i mean

[worn patrol]

Thats a really stupid looking cat

[grim edge]

you could technically get a goat

[lethal linden]

Thats not dog idiot

[grim edge]

loser

[worn patrol]

No its a cat bruh

[grim edge]

knight

this is a really cute dog

MKNEY

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[worn patrol]

Nice

[lethal linden]

I have a cage in my house if you want you can come

[lilac gust]

It’s Zimbabwe money 💀

[grim edge]

hey cutie

I must be the most fatphobic person alive, i go to the gym purely for appearance based reasons

[grim edge]

fatphobia isnt real

Wanna go out?

[lethal linden]

I made it for you

[grim edge]

its just softies who dont wanna go on a diet

[grim edge]

whats ur elo tho i only date guys 2k+

damn

[grim edge]

4000

ur bad get outta here loser

🤑🤑🤑

[lethal linden]

World is a cruel place

[grim edge]

i hate bishops

[lethal linden]

You are 500 elo

[grim edge]

and you are a furry

wowzers

[lethal linden]

I hate furries

They belong to hell

[grim edge]

HEY i got a slinky

[primal fern]

bro stop talking about that this is a chess server

[grim edge]

aobut what

[grim edge]

yeah whatever most mature 14 yr old

[west raft]

Hello

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @west raft, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[lethal linden]

How old are you then?

[grim edge]

i have a psalms bible come over and study

[grim edge]

older than you

yep

[grim edge]

no

im atheist

[grim edge]

blocked

[grim edge]

okay but whats better

satanism or christianity

[lethal linden]

You are old as hell get a life

[grim edge]

wowzersss

[lethal linden]

[west raft]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[grim edge]

satanism

[grim edge]

[lethal linden]

Allah

[grim edge]

stfu

[lethal linden]

Alykum asalam

[grim edge]

yeah theyre all cringe

[storm fog]

hello ppl !!

[lethal linden]

You will go to hell

[storm fog]

walaikum salam bro hru

[grim edge]

you will too

[west raft]

you guys gonna get banned for all your cussing

[lethal linden]

☠️

I am from afghanistan

[west raft]

so?

[dense ravine]

who won at live?

[grim edge]

u will

[storm fog]

ohh afghanistan the country that destroyed american armyy 😂

[grim edge]

holy I AM tired

[normal hatch]

These ppl don’t deserve it

[storm fog]

good man good so wyd rn

[lethal linden]

[storm fog]

😂 ikrrr super power frr

nice nice

[west raft]

I am top g at chess 1 v1 me if you dare

[grim edge]

top g

[lethal linden]

You dont belive in allah you belong to hell

[grim edge]

andrew yate

[harsh sierra]

1v1 lol

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86689151051 guys can anyone reveiw this game for me i think i have played brilliant ig not confirmed

[worn ice]

ritz0619 (1283) vs. Euphoria_GM (1254)

Move List

1. c4 g6 2. e4 Bg7 3. d3 e6 4. h3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Nge7 6. Be2 d5 7. Nc3 d4 8. Nb1 e5 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. O-O Bd7 11. a3 Qc8 12. Nb3 Bxh3 13. gxh3 Qxh3 14. Nh2 f5 15. f4 fxe4 16. Bg4 Qg3+ 17. Kh1 e3 18. fxe5 Bxe5 19. Qe2 Rxf1+ 20. Qxf1 Qxh2# 

[grim edge]

the same guy who said furries belong in hell

[lethal linden]

What color is your bugatti your brokie

[west raft]

I have played chess for 3 years!

[lethal linden]

Whata your elo?

[storm fog]

GUYS EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT RELEGION AND HELL OKAY THIS IS A CHESS SERVER SO TALK ABOUT CHESS HERE

[west raft]

1000

[grim edge]

yeah whatever i drive a volkswagen beetle

[west raft]

LOL

[grim edge]

get ur car game on kid

[lethal linden]

I have been playing chess for 5 months

[storm fog]

so wanna play blitz?

[storm fog]

same bro i also startd 5 months ago

[lethal linden]

You brokie

[grim edge]

i drive a volkswagen beetle 🥱

[west raft]

I only play bullet

[compact mantle]

YOU HAVE A FIDE RATING?

[lethal linden]

Gothamchess taught me how to play chess

[storm fog]

lets play blitzzz and nah talk here its cool

[storm fog]

same i am also pretty good at bullet

[grim edge]

fr

[lethal linden]

No i sac my queeeeeeeeen

[west raft]

lets 1 v 1

[storm fog]

ohh i just learned few opening from gotham

[grim edge]

play fried liver

[storm fog]

i am playing ablitz with someone first after that i will 1v 1 you

euphoria_GM

[lethal linden]

I learned how to move pieces and alot of opennings too

[grim edge]

im making an opening

its gonna be called Volkswagen Beetle Gambit

[storm fog]

it isnt for 1300 bro

[lethal linden]

Its obvious you are 200 elo

[west raft]

what is your user name?

[storm fog]

ohh nice nice

[neon parrot]

What does that have to do with it lmao

[lethal linden]

Exactly

[grim edge]

2867*

[storm fog]

noo mann m not

[broken portal]

If u get hit with ng5 on 2knight defense just play d5 then dxe5 and play na5, its that easy bruh

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[storm fog]

nah dude not rn butmaybe in the future yes i will be

[lethal linden]

You are 300 and you play fried lever

[grim edge]

nope, i play bongcloud

[broken portal]

Lolli attack> fried liver attack

[lethal linden]

A lot of beginner play fried lever

[grim edge]

dk what tf ur talkin abo

[neon parrot]

Bro you are 600 ???

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86689151051 guyss can anyone reviewww thiss gamee for me pleasee

[worn ice]

ritz0619 (1283) vs. Euphoria_GM (1254)

Move List

1. c4 g6 2. e4 Bg7 3. d3 e6 4. h3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Nge7 6. Be2 d5 7. Nc3 d4 8. Nb1 e5 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. O-O Bd7 11. a3 Qc8 12. Nb3 Bxh3 13. gxh3 Qxh3 14. Nh2 f5 15. f4 fxe4 16. Bg4 Qg3+ 17. Kh1 e3 18. fxe5 Bxe5 19. Qe2 Rxf1+ 20. Qxf1 [Qxh2#] 

[broken portal]

Ur also a beginner bro

[grim edge]

bongcloud ftw

[neon parrot]

Bros 600

[west raft]

I play bullet only cuz I am the best at bullet

[lethal linden]

Im 1040

[broken portal]

500-999

[storm fog]

yes??

[neon parrot]

Rapid: 665 (684 peak)
Blitz: 670 (717 peak)
Bullet: 554 (636 peak)

[bright glade]

[lethal linden]

Im advanced beginner 1000+

[broken portal]

No

[west raft]

I?m 1100

[lethal linden]

Play me

[grim edge]

whats that 2nd word? oh beginner

[storm fog]

ok i got the req accepted

[neon parrot]

It says you are 600

[broken portal]

Imagine being a 700 that knows theory

[lethal linden]

Play me i will show you my rating

[grim edge]

yep

[lethal linden]

Juat play me

[grim edge]

I’ll play😭

[west raft]

what is your elo?

[normal hatch]

Played this 1400 that knew like 14 moves of rossolimo theory

Crazy

[lethal linden]

Okay what is yiur rating?

[grim edge]

1700

[broken portal]

Possible

[lethal linden]

Im 1000 rapid

[grim edge]

Or like 1650 idk

[broken portal]

I know like 10 moves of poison pawn najdorf so

[normal hatch]

Oh god my role fell off. Tilted off 200

[lethal linden]

[west raft]

I?m 1070 bullet

[grim edge]

Do you wanna play?

[lethal linden]

Rapid?

[lethal linden]

Hell nah

[grim edge]

what rating are you

[west raft]

no bullet

[grim edge]

Unrated for fun

[lethal linden]

Okay

[grim edge]

Send link

[lethal linden]

Sent the invitation

[grim edge]

You

[simple lagoon]

i hope creating your own module isnt illegal

[grim edge]

im making an opening officially

Idk

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/Gxqey

[grim edge]

Volkswagen beetle gambit

[lethal linden]

I did

[west raft]

if youwant here is my user name https://www.chess.com/member/matt_declan

[grim edge]

i joint accidently

[storm fog]

good game bro you played well even with low rating very cool game

[grim edge]

I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🗣️🗣️ ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥

[storm fog]

ohh u a real life chess player ??

[green cave]

hi

i need someone to play chess with (unrated) my rating is 700
preferrably rapid

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/Gxqey

[grim edge]

Gg @lethal linden I gonna go to bathroom🤣😭

[lethal linden]

That was fast

[slender oasis]

my best mate in awhile

[grim edge]

Yeah I guess but I mean it’s not like it was fair😭

But you did good

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/1UdEx

[lethal linden]

There is abig defference

[slender oasis]

Interesting

[grim edge]

uwu

uwu

oUwUo

[green cave]

https://play.chess.com/9hQXK

me noob

[grim edge]

didnt ask

[slender oasis]

I’ve had my fun falling, for 5-10 games, so i just started tearing people a new one unintentionally

30 ish away from my peak again

[safe acorn]

Eww

[grim edge]

what ew

[storm fog]

guys i am playing a really wild game rn like i am throwing pieces and and he is not going to get mated guys why aggressive game always work on 1200- 1300 elo ??

[safe acorn]

Pooping meanwhile anything is disgusting

[vale timber]

anyone else here on crazy tilt

[grim edge]

losers

[storm fog]

ohh wild game right 😂 i played pretty aggressively

[grim edge]

because 1300s are noobs

[slender oasis]

my opponent shat themself a bit on the king side, so i can attest to that. (They then blundered their queen)

[storm fog]

well some are not bro

[vale timber]

at every rating there’s shenanigans

[grim edge]

most are

[storm fog]

lol an easy win tho

[vale timber]

Carbon what rating r u

[storm fog]

for you yes they are for me no they are not bro

[grim edge]

1650

[slender oasis]

yeah.

[grim edge]

im not good

[vale timber]

that’s not that far off from 1300

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86692737987 guys please anyone review this game

[worn ice]

TomSegura (1285) vs. Euphoria_GM (1288)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. c4 c6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. e3 e6 6. a3 Be7 7. h3 Bh5 8. Be2 h6 9. O-O Nbd7 10. b4 Qc7 11. Bb2 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 g5 13. c5 h5 14. g4 hxg4 15. Bxg4 Nxg4 16. Qxg4 f5 17. Qd1 Rxh3 18. f4 gxf4 19. exf4 Rg3+ 20. Kh2 Rg4 21. Rg1 Qxf4+ 22. Kh1 Rh4+ 23. Kg2 O-O-O 

[grim edge]

1300 and 1650 are really far off

[slender oasis]

I clapped a 1600 yesterday without realising it was a 1600 until i was mostly done

[slender oasis]

yeah, in skill difference

[grim edge]

yea

[slender oasis]

I’m hovering around 1550 ish rn, but the difference between me and a 1300 is clear

[storm fog]

he resigned cuz he cant save the king from getting checkmated

[trim magnet]

hey! anyone up for a match of chess? i need feedback.

[grim edge]

i was around 1200 in blitz, played around 50 games and lost only like 3-4

[storm fog]

i am going for 1300not pray for me dude

[slender oasis]

My opponent said to stop playing inferior moves for cheap tricks and to play real chess yesterday.
The lad got mad once i beat him and called me a cheater

[vale timber]

send

[trim magnet]

can we join 2P room :)

[vale timber]

wdym

[grim edge]

uwu

[slender oasis]

I play rapid, I suck in quicker time controls

[grim edge]

same

[trim magnet]

the audio channel, 2P room so that i can get faster feedback

[vale timber]

i just lost my 1900 rating and I am salty as f

[trim magnet]

we can do text only too tho lol

[storm fog]

bro i accidently beated a 1700 made a draw again with a 1600 and defeated another 1600 soo over here in the server some ppl started calling me a cheater like idk why tf they were doin that and i dont even know how to cheat like crazy shit fr

[slender oasis]

10 mins is the perfect amount for me though, as when my heads there - i’m using it

[ancient zodiac]

I'm on a losing streak on Blitz and Bullet ☹️

[vale timber]

I didn’t know what u meant but yeah text is preferred

[trim magnet]

alright

[vale timber]

send challenge link for rapid

[trim magnet]

sending link to DM

[grim edge]

no offense but 10+0 feels easier than 15+10, whenever i play 10+0 i usually win

[vale timber]

ok

[grim edge]

but 15+10 its a challenge

[slender oasis]

I was beating a 2k rapid guy whilst 1300, i messed the endgame up, ended in a draw

[ancient zodiac]

It seems like my gameplay is only for Rapid and Classical games

or maybe I'm just slow

[slender oasis]

15+10 is what i used to play

[grim edge]

ive never lost to someone in the range of 2100-2299, the nerves are strong against higher rated players

[ancient zodiac]

and can't handle the tension of the game

[storm fog]

same happened with me when playing with a 1800

[storm fog]

true man ur right

[slender oasis]

The first 1600 i beat was this week, and i uh, was up for around 36 ish hours

When i beat them

[trim magnet]

i don't see an option for rapid on chess.com

lol

[vale timber]

10 min time control

rapid just refers to a longer time control

[trim magnet]

sorry sire. new to termnology

[grim edge]

oUwUo

[surreal arrow]

rapid is 10|0, 15|10 and 30|0... and eventually 60|0, also 20|5

i like 30|0

enough time to think

[vale timber]

I like 10 because I can think while also not being bored

[storm fog]

nice dude nicee

[trim magnet]

DMed

[mild apex]

10+0 is best for rapid

[slender oasis]

I don’t get bored, I find monopoly fun

[grim edge]

Only correct response

[surreal arrow]

not really, not for me, it's basically like blitz, i often spend 5min thinking on a good move deep into the game, so.. pass. 15|10 is the lowest ill go

[grim edge]

You need to go to prison

[torpid lintel]

Nice! That's a good place to improve

[mild apex]

blitz???? i bet u havent tried 3+0

[grim edge]

0+0 is best cuz then you dont play chess

[mild apex]

tru

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[slender oasis]

I was 70KGs at 11 years old, i’m 58kgs now, the truth is the truth regardless at the end of the day

[mild apex]

hewo mohit

[surreal arrow]

naw i play 3|0 but i suck there. i dont take blitz seriously tho, it's hardly a thinking game at that point

[grim edge]

Im 75kg at 17 and im tryna get to 90kg lean mass

[mild apex]

it wasnt meant to think

just play safe

[slender oasis]

I put 29KGs on in a year

That’s why I was the weight I was

[grim edge]

Thats crazy

I got mad acne rn ffs i need to fix my eating and only eat meat

[surreal arrow]

i had 20 wins in a row on blitz, but my rating there is abysmal, i just try not to blunder and i basically win, but yeah, i still like it

[grim edge]

Hi

https://open.spotify.com/track/5CGS4UovzA7ftCJkLVXQju

Nonono I said I can’t play because I’m going to bathroom 🤣😭

🥱

Damn

oUwUo

[grim edge]

Do you wanna play ? Rapid?

[grim edge]

nah sorry

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[grim edge]

Cmon I wanna try end ur streak🤣

i have tuition

Oh ok

else i would

Alright then

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-reply-magnus-gif-26535730

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chesscom-chess-gif-25898412

[surreal arrow]

[grim edge]

Ofc not

[mild apex]

unmeowed

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-reply-magnus-gif-26535731

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/reyprints-andrew-garfield-andrew-garfield-spiderman-spider-man-gif-24333915

[stuck kestrel]

why is bro angy

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-gif-22545651

[fast kiln]

Good morning chesscom discord

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chesscom-chess-gif-25898417

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-gif-24270980

[grim edge]

food

[fast kiln]

How y’all doin

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-reynolds-great-perfect-gif-13531071

[grim edge]

cringe

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[grim edge]

Sus

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-chandler-bing-oh-i-dont-care-idc-i-dont-care-gif-16887589

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-hikaru-nakamura-when-she-shows-you-her-juicer-kpisaloser-gif-26436995

[grim edge]

Whats he doing there-

Why he do it like that? 😭

[proud snow]

i think he blundered

[grim edge]

amboutachekmate

[grim edge]

I don't watch Hikaru much :/

I should tho

[proud snow]

i don't like hikaru

[coral quartz]

[proud snow]

he doesn't read my messages in chat

[grim edge]

Thats the reason? 💀

[west raft]

https://tenor.com/view/leslie-jordan-leslie-belly-dancing-belly-dance-dancing-gif-25526487

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

lol what

[proud snow]

yess

[ancient zodiac]

What's your dream match?

[grim edge]

We got to talk about your fetish-

[ancient zodiac]

Mine is Ding vs. Magnus ☺️

[proud snow]

magnus vs me

[grim edge]

Good

[coral quartz]

You're not 140 elo
Why you lying?

[rocky vale]

What did I say

[west raft]

in 5 years I will be a NM

[rocky vale]

[vale timber]

Bobby Fischer was op without computer assistance, I wanna see a Bobby Fischer that grew up with them vs Magnus

[rocky vale]

Bet

[ancient zodiac]

That would be hot!

[proud snow]

in 5 yrs i will be 22

[grim edge]

🥵

[west raft]

in 5 years I will be 15

[grim edge]

I’ll be 18🤣

….

[thick swift]

You shouldn’t be on Discord my guy

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-hot-day-hot-out-sweltering-wet-gif-14773014

[sharp galleon]

@servermod

[vale timber]

in 5 years I’ll be 5

[coral quartz]

Mods!

[thick swift]

Just go and touch grass

[west raft]

it was a joke lol

[sharp galleon]

fr

[coral quartz]

[ancient zodiac]

hahahha

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/nakamura-disappointed-gif-19469097

[coral quartz]

No jokes
Ban!

[vale timber]

I’ve seen an entire server ping mods because someone said he was 13

[grim edge]

💀

[west raft]

in 5 years i will be 19

[coral quartz]

15 minus 5 equals 13

[vale timber]

that’s why it was funny

[proud snow]

pinging mods can result in timeout tho

[dreamy siren]

Well you're making a mistake caring about brilliants in the 1st place they misrepresent true brilliant chess consistently and are just a marketing scheme not actually giving you true information

[grim edge]

I’m 13 tho😭

[coral quartz]

[neat pollen]

a rational epression cant have a vertical asmyptote, a horizontal asymptote, and just 1 hole all at the same time correct?

[grim edge]

Depends on your country

[vale timber]

skill issue tbh

[grim edge]

I know right

[dreamy siren]

What? I'm not even supposed to be on discord. I relapsed but what?

[ancient zodiac]

Can we just let him stay?

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-hikaru-hikaru-hikaru-nakamura-chesscom-chess-gif-25852688

[west raft]

its 2 am no mods are coming

yes

[thick swift]

Yes

[grim edge]

It’s noon here😭

[west raft]

wtf

[grim edge]

💀

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[west raft]

USA

[thick swift]

😀😀😀🤫

[proud snow]

it's 9 am here

[thick swift]

Szoboszlai plays for Liverpool now but yeah that is him

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-kiss-allgemeine-rb-leipzig-ill-call-you-call-me-gif-23082532

https://tenor.com/view/benjike-búék-magyar-hungary-hungarian-gif-19948710

[wicked nest]

the family when the baby falls to the ground:

[proud snow]

love someone

[proud snow]

bet

[west raft]

i will ace you

[proud snow]

we don't lose we learn

[west raft]

true

[storm fog]

guys can anyone tell me why indians starts crying in the chat of chess when they loose that there was an internet issue or there mouse slipped or many times that i am a cheator like if a person is losing accept it why they start crying that its not a fair play and blah blah

[west raft]

what is your elo

[coral quartz]

Zamn

[proud snow]

2009

[storm fog]

like i won against 4-5 indians they started crying in the chat that u are a cheator or it was a mouse slip like they blunder ther rook and queen giving checks and when i take it by my bishop or knight they say like ur a cheator its not a fair play like tf are these ppl doin

[west raft]

damn

[storm fog]

some crazy stuff from nerds tbh 😂

[grim edge]

I was born in 2009

[storm fog]

like i accept i blundered and lost the match they would never do it and instead blame us that they lost the game 😂

[west raft]

who wants to 1 V 1 me?

[proud snow]

i was 4 yrs old

[grim edge]

Me🤣😭

[grim edge]

Damn

[west raft]

what is your user name?

[storm fog]

things going well guys

[coral quartz]

How old were you when you started chess

[proud snow]

15

[grim edge]

What

I was 6

[west raft]

I forked your mom

[proud snow]

i knew how to play it but i got into it when i was 15

[grim edge]

I just started playing in December again

[vale timber]

i wish I could get revenge on Stockfish for all the roasting I’ve dealt with from it

[thick jetty]

i love manipulation, i manipulated my friend into breaking up with his gf

[lyric mantle]

w

[thick jetty]

lol it was funny asf

[coral quartz]

Bro what?

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-reply-gmhikaru-gif-26535738

[grim edge]

Send link

[toxic valley]

What is the reason to play chess, for fun or beating people

[thick jetty]

i was forced to.

[thick jetty]

beating people

[last verge]

on god you are not a day over the age of 12

[proud snow]

what kind of a friend

[coral quartz]

You monster

[thick jetty]

i was forced too

[lyric mantle]

: o

[proud snow]

why?

[vale timber]

manipulation is apart of life, I use it too but it shouldn’t be used on people you care about

[grim edge]

By who😭

[vale timber]

because then what’s real

[grim edge]

I'm competitive 🤷‍♂️
I want to win! 🏆

[thick jetty]

the dude was acting in class like he was squeezin her things then moaning too

like tf was i supposed to do

let him grow up first

[proud snow]

what the heck

[grim edge]

I'll draw if I have to

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/confusion-chess-what-magnus-carlsen-gif-24063497

[proud snow]

?

[thick jetty]

sad for you i learned psychology

i dint watch any stupid sigma video

[proud snow]

what you on about?

dude is acting like ed

[thick jetty]

ok if u guys want to attack me then tell me what should i have done?

if hes so immature and stupid

[proud snow]

so are you

immature and stupid

[thick jetty]

then what was i supposed to do???

he was moaning in the frking class

[barren ocean]

guys

[thick swift]

One of them asked me how old I was after I checkmated them 💀

[thick jetty]

and doing weird gesture

[proud snow]

it's normal let him be

[barren ocean]

fr sub to my yt

[thick jetty]

what i did was be a good friend

he will get expelled tf u on

[last verge]

bro WHAT

[thick swift]

Why would you snitch on a friend

[lethal linden]

Anyone around 1000 play me unraked

[proud snow]

wait who was moaning?

[storm fog]

😂 lol indians stuff cant handle defeat

[last verge]

nome of this makes sense

[vale timber]

you didn’t do anything wrong but be careful, I know psychology too but I’ve never used it on friends

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-reply-gif-25967610

[lethal linden]

https://play.chess.com/NswyK

[last verge]

holy shit do you two have a combined age of 14 or something

[coral quartz]

[lethal linden]

Click on the link

[vale timber]

bro what

[thick jetty]

then what would u have done

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[keen parrot]

fr

[neon parrot]

huh

[proud snow]

@thick jetty is 7 yrs old

[vale timber]

I’m telling him to not manipulate friends

[keen parrot]

manipulating others is... bad?

[last verge]

dont be corny ffs

[indigo jetty]

I love manipulating

[neon parrot]

whats your rating

[last verge]

you'll look back in two years and think "god what was i doing"

[keen parrot]

12

[proud snow]

i manipulated my girlfriend into being my girlfriend

[neon parrot]

1200?

[last verge]

HOW😔 coach me

[keen parrot]

12 thousand

[thick jetty]

he dint do it to the girl he was showing what he did before and was moaning uncontrollable

[thick swift]

🤯

[coral quartz]

[vale timber]

psychology is apart of daily life and being social, I’m just saying it’s weird to talk to friends with the intent of manipulation

[keen parrot]

[last verge]

sleeper agent activated

[indigo jetty]

When ur 10 trying to act hard 😱😥😭😢😱😥

[last verge]

@ mod

[thick jetty]

all i did was trick him into thinking she doesnt care about him

[barren ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxaDwLR0U1g frfr go watch

[thick jetty]

and was using him lol

[indigo jetty]

@ mod

[grim edge]

banned

[proud snow]

make his girlfriend (ex) your girlfriend now

[thick jetty]

tf

well am sorry but i dont want my friend to be so stupid

[proud snow]

with psychology

[thick jetty]

i did it for his own good

exams start in a few weeks so i helped him