💬〡general-off-topic

[hasty iris]

bro was thinking for that brilliant move

[grim edge]

Magnis trainer is teaching u all that? Damn what a weird app

[hasty iris]

tbh mate names are kinda useless

[grim edge]

yeah it has everything you would ever need to know

I do the lessons but I gotta go through them again cuz they're like 80 slides per like an opening

like the london system.. hah forget it

I was so bored

[hasty iris]

how new are you to chess btw?

[latent pebble]

I can't visualize any of them

[grim edge]

few months, I played when I was a kid though

[grim edge]

Sounds great but its just in which order it teaches you all those checkmates that sounds weird

[digital phoenix]

why would anyone remember mate names do u have nothing else to do

[latent pebble]

Magnus trainer sounds dumb, just downloaded it

[grim edge]

I hated it when I tried it but I dont remembee why

[grim edge]

spending my time studying seems better than critiqueing some random person in a discord chat that you dont even know or care to

[digital phoenix]

its a waste of time

[grim edge]

He is for sure trolling

[digital phoenix]

i dont need to watch anime to have an anime pfp bruh

[digital phoenix]

so studying mate names is better than studying other things ok

[grim edge]

yeah, the order is weird now that you point it out

[digital phoenix]

no just anime in general

[strange island]

this guys about to google en passant

[digital phoenix]

who watches so many episodes

[grim edge]

no? It's not the nly thing I study.

[digital phoenix]

no i wont actually

[plain python]

do bongcloud

[grim edge]

I used to, now I cant see myself sitting there and watching anime for hours though

[latent pebble]

Membership jargon automatic uninstall

[grim edge]

what is your problem? at your rating you should be doing something useful with it, like tournaments winning money, or teaching someone, but instead you are spending your time here, talking down a new player

Who u talking about

Did i miss something lmao

the anime chick, that has been rude since he first messaged me

Oh that cutie

[digital phoenix]

are u really gonna take offense so easily maybe thats why people "attack" you

if they even do

[grim edge]

wait I shouldnt take offense to that?

[digital phoenix]

have thicker skin

its the internet

[plain python]

[digital phoenix]

if ur gonna react so much to something small if someone insulted u way worse what would u do

[grim edge]

i have thick skin I just dont see the point in doing what you're doing

its not funny

its just weird and toxic af

[digital phoenix]

suit yourself

[grim edge]

Simple I would report them to the competent authorities which are in this case the fellow moderators!

[digital phoenix]

all i said is studying mate names suck and u cant deny that

[latent pebble]

French

[digital phoenix]

literally the most pointless thing

[grim edge]

I hate you

[grim edge]

I mean im just confused bc u dont seem like you would act like that based on all your accolades and that people know you

[latent pebble]

relatable

[grim edge]

so I wouldnt expect you to insult me worse or at all

[latent pebble]

He has no accolades

[hasty iris]

that's pretty racist

[latent pebble]

He is terrible at everything

[hasty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[digital phoenix]

how is that anywhere near an insult

[grim edge]

Idk their race but yes i agree

[hasty iris]

just failed this puzzle

[grim edge]

I didn't say you insulted me, I said the way you acted like

[hasty iris]

27% pass rate bruh

[grim edge]

I said I wouldn't expect you to insult me worse

[grim edge]

Is that the zing zang bruce wang checkmate pattern?

[latent pebble]

Perpetual

[hasty iris]

?

[grim edge]

Seems good to me?

[grim edge]

Idk what im even saying

You’re close to a mate

[digital phoenix]

ok

[hasty iris]

it's white to play lol

[grim edge]

I know

[latent pebble]

Qc1 is tempting but only winning move is Qc5

[hasty iris]

i mean

black to play

[grim edge]

Oh

[grim edge]

2400 seems like an accolade

[grim edge]

Sounds average to me

[latent pebble]

He's bad at FIFA

[digital phoenix]

2400 online kinda useless ngl but coming from fnx thats stupid

[hasty iris]

i played qc5 then threw with qa3+

[digital phoenix]

fnx the guy who cant play blitz to save his life

[grim edge]

jesus, I have along way to go

[grim edge]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Yeah if you’re not 2400 before 2024 you suck

[latent pebble]

I would adopt you in head to head ngl

[grim edge]

i-...

[digital phoenix]

get a fide rating before u hit 2400 ud be better

[digital phoenix]

funny

[grim edge]

What is that

[grim edge]

thats like official tournaments right?

[digital phoenix]

literally no tournaments

[latent pebble]

No 🎓

[digital phoenix]

yes physical

[grim edge]

I don't get those legal move circles over the board though D:

[rocky moat]

No

[hasty iris]

chat getting so sus rn

[digital phoenix]

whats one illegal move gonna do anyway just get the arbiter called on u ezez

[latent pebble]

🇲🇾

[digital phoenix]

malaysia also i have no time to play cheese rn

[grim edge]

I'd probably castle when I couldnt or some shit

[latent pebble]

Uncultured swine 🥴

[digital phoenix]

something got deleted

[grim edge]

I hope you get better soon 🙏

[hasty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[rocky moat]

Knight

[latent pebble]

Ngl sicilian is bad

[digital phoenix]

horse

horse to f3 Hf3

i need to get my 2400 role back

[rocky moat]

U can't deafeat me@digital phoenix

[grim edge]

Same bro same bro

[latent pebble]

Show me your best sicilian game

[digital phoenix]

ok

[latent pebble]

😭

[digital phoenix]

i cant even defeat zax clearly i cant defeat a 500

[latent pebble]

So me

[hasty iris]

he doesnt need to defeat u, your opponents already doing that

[latent pebble]

He beat you?

[grim edge]

I learned it when I was 1200 and had a 30% winrate with the accelerated dragon

[digital phoenix]

no hes scared to play he keeps on running

[latent pebble]

Maroczyyy

[rocky moat]

😁😁😁😁

[grim edge]

That is crazy

Idk what is worse the fact that you sent that ss or that streak

[hasty iris]

wait is it not possible to drop past 100?

[latent pebble]

Yes

[simple trail]

Lemme see 😋

[digital phoenix]

im so scared

[grim edge]

Nope, unlike iq it cant be 2 digits

[hasty iris]

does the other person get any rating tho 💀

when u beat a 100 rated

[digital phoenix]

yeah as long as ur within the range

[hasty iris]

i imagine u gain 1 point or 0

[echo kestrel]

Opponent resigns les gooo

[digital phoenix]

normal gain for opponent, u cant lose

[hasty iris]

that's dumb cause that means ratings get inflated

[grim edge]

I should sandbag my way to 100

[digital phoenix]

@srevermod

[echo kestrel]

Lol I gain 0 points when I beat a 1600

[grim edge]

Helloo :D I just joined not too long ago, how is everyone?

[hasty iris]

true

[digital phoenix]

hungry

[grim edge]

Keep it shut 🤫

[digital phoenix]

death threats

[hasty iris]

i just ordered food an hour ago and bro came through with the delivery close to midnight

some places here be open until 3am

legends fr. saving me from starvation

[grim edge]

Im asking you nicely

[grim edge]

Just cook something

[digital phoenix]

ur attacking me now im calling the cops u have a weapon ur armed

[grim edge]

My arms are the only weapons I have cause they are massive (they are not)

Actually im left handed

And a girl

[digital phoenix]

fake news

yeah fair enough

slay

[grim edge]

Sorry i just thought someone would cashapp me money if I said im a girl

[ebon gust]

1700 go brrrr

🥶🥶

[last verge]

us?

[grim edge]

He is a proud canadian

[last verge]

hmm

i had drunk 1am buffalo wild wings once, what an experience

[hasty iris]

ye cook when everyone sleeping frfr good strat

[hasty iris]

🇨🇦

[grim edge]

Noodles are quiet bro

They are gonna scream

[grim edge]

I just realized apple doesnt have the flag for quebec

I love apple even more now

[hasty iris]

how u make anything by being quiet

the fan on the stove alone be loud bruh

[grim edge]

U dont need the fan to cook noodles smh

[hasty iris]

?

[grim edge]

Bro what

U dont need it for stuff that dont smell

[hasty iris]

bro hasnt heard of steam

[grim edge]

Do you just always use it even to cook pasta?

[grim edge]

Bro steam is steam, what is it gonna do

AHHHHH

[worn patrol]

Whats a good opening to learn for white i know a bit of vienna and london system

[grim edge]

I ate tacos and paid the price

[hasty iris]

it's not good for ur house if u constantly let steam go into the air whenever u cook lol

mold 📈

[grim edge]

My ceiling never complained

[hasty iris]

me and egyptian food

[latent pebble]

Your parents certainly did

[grim edge]

Okay but have you ever had mold grow because of the steam when cooking

[grim edge]

It was totally worth it trying tacos for the first time

[hasty iris]

no cause i use the fan

[grim edge]

Renting is better anyways

[hasty iris]

L

[grim edge]

U get to destroy everything

[hasty iris]

no u dont 💀

[grim edge]

Figure of speech

[hasty iris]

depends on the contract

but renting is misery

imagine paying a landlord (couldnt be me fr) (actually i rented for like 5 years)

[hasty iris]

FIRST TIME?

bro waited his whole life to have tacos

pretty illegal if u ask me

[worn patrol]

Theres no tacos in my country😢

[grim edge]

Well i mean if a contract is abusive it could be disputed in court

Actually idk abt in canada but ik abt florida

[hasty iris]

where u from

[grim edge]

But hey no landlord is gonna try to do anything if you tell them your leaving the countty

[worn patrol]

Me saying idk at the end of every advice so im not responsible for the misery in their life if im wrong: 😎

[hasty iris]

same i think. they always side with the person renting

[worn patrol]

Bosnia

[livid seal]

Server is restarting;-;

[hasty iris]

cool

[grim edge]

Yeah renters are protected in canada

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tatardk09

This is the Chess.com profile of tatardk09. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (2031 peak)
Blitz: 1755 (1790 peak)
Bullet: 1715 (1896 peak)

[worn patrol]

Sure…

[grim edge]

My neighbours literally trashed the whole house and the landlord didnt do anything about it

[worn patrol]

Did you tip your landlord?

[grim edge]

Where is bosnia

I dont pay my landlord actually

What is he gonna do about it

[worn patrol]

In eastern europe close to italy and slovenia

[grim edge]

(I dont have a landlord and im not renting btw)

I am landlord

[last verge]

i am highest rated in chat

[grim edge]

Btw

Who asked

can i make a new nation of my land

[grim edge]

No

why

[ornate ivy]

No your not

[hasty iris]

some dude from your club messaged me today asking for club data. i didnt reply out of annoyance

[ornate ivy]

Club data?

[hasty iris]

club data about your club

[ornate ivy]

Huh what does that even mean 😭

[left stag]

hi

[ornate ivy]

Dm me who it was and I can ban if needed @hasty iris

[grim edge]

Pretty sure he is talking about data for you club!

[grim edge]

If you have land bigger than Vatican city

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3OWQpViIgdsn43J02AJyRL

[grim edge]

Is the rooook a club or what

[ornate ivy]

Yo that’s sick

[hasty iris]

no need lol bro prob didnt know it's meant for club admins

[hasty iris]

thats a graphic for gotham sub club

[hasty iris]

thx, pull everything from the chesscom api, some clubs it takes hours 💀

[ornate ivy]

How do I find it

[grim edge]

Oh ic ic 💗

[hasty iris]

like hikarus club is 60k members, have to wait 8 hours to get the data

[last verge]

stop it

[ornate ivy]

@hasty iris how could I do it

[hasty iris]

u can find someone's stats by the chesscom api

[grim edge]

I was abt to say cant u pay something to get it faster but cc probably doesnt care abt ur money

[hasty iris]

u can program something to get the stats for each member in your club

[ornate ivy]

Hmm

[hasty iris]

then u do some calculations

[grim edge]

What is ur rate limit like 20/min or what

[ornate ivy]

Yea I’m not doing that lul

[grim edge]

woah woman gm

[hasty iris]

i can do it free for u but i dont wanna make the graphic cause that takes time

[ornate ivy]

Sounds like a pain

[last verge]

wfm

[ornate ivy]

That’s fair

[ornate ivy]

WCM*

[hasty iris]

i can send u the raw data in a spreadsheet

[last verge]

hehe im better than you

[ornate ivy]

Probs now

I suck

[hasty iris]

chesscom admin said he will add my tool to the actual site 🙏

[grim edge]

why only 2000 rating

[hasty iris]

hopefully wont need to take 8 hours for big clubs to collect the data

[last verge]

this isn't my real account the linked one is my troll account

[grim edge]

Yeah they are gonna rate limit themselves

[hasty iris]

well something similar to it cause i really dont think using the api is efficient

[ornate ivy]

Ours is higher than Gothams club @hasty iris

[hasty iris]

gotham subs are all 13 year olds bro

[ornate ivy]

I meant the highest rated

But ye you right

[hasty iris]

any gm in your club and u already have higher rated

gotham himself isnt even that high rated

[ornate ivy]

Yea true

[hasty iris]

my friends list is already higher than that

[ornate ivy]

Oh wait talking about that my friend finally got GM

[hasty iris]

[ornate ivy]

W

Finally updated on chesscom

[plush kelp]

Nice

[hasty iris]

oops wrong send

[grim edge]

Helo

[plush kelp]

I’m playing a GM tomorrow otb

[hasty iris]

@ornate ivy this ur club right

[grim edge]

Dont even come

[ornate ivy]

Yeah

[grim edge]

There is my avatar

Otb?

False

[thick kernel]

hi

[hasty iris]

cause we are friends probably

[plush kelp]

Over the board

[latent pebble]

Don’t lose

[hasty iris]

how u get verified tag?

[grim edge]

I was asking him

[latent pebble]

Good luck

[grim edge]

Do the pragg and win

Anyone under 3k fide sucks at chess

[hasty iris]

now we wait

[grim edge]

Play london system to bore them to death

[grim edge]

Hi

Mhm

[ornate ivy]

I hâve contacts

[grim edge]

D4 > e4

d4 is the best opening btw

[hard gyro]

Hi

[grim edge]

C3>D4

[plush kelp]

I love playing both e4 & d4

[grim edge]

me

[grim edge]

Nc6 and what you gone do

[thick kernel]

h1 best opening]

[grim edge]

No C3 is better

[grim edge]

Magnus carlson gambit

[echo kestrel]

f5 against e4 all day

[grim edge]

Saragossa is meh💀

Well the computer isnt even rated 5000

[hasty iris]

aka Aran

[thick kernel]

x11

[grim edge]

Magnus carlson gambit 100percent win rate

[hasty iris]

or Judit 🤔

[grim edge]

Oh, u meant that opening 💀

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

Pragg gambit with 67% win rate

[echo kestrel]

Bruh I have a losing record again Saragossa

[ornate ivy]

No clue who that is ngl

[grim edge]

💀

[hasty iris]

mean 😦 he's the partners manager at chesscom

he/she/they idk actually

[grim edge]

Aran? 🤔

[grim edge]

That names a he

I'm new-ish so idk

[frosty fable]

He.

[grim edge]

I completely agree with your username

[grim edge]

He sounds cute

[frosty fable]

Me too.

[grim edge]

Nah bro did the gayest move on the board

[hasty iris]

@ornate ivy

there's more rows but im too lazy to copy them all

[frosty fable]

Poland !!!!

[grim edge]

Im a girl though

[thick kernel]

p-p-p-p poland!!

[frosty fable]

I 🖐️ love ❤️ Poland 🇵🇱

[grim edge]

3 mfs from chad thats crazy

So please apologize

[grim edge]

Nah i really doubt that mr burger king

[frosty fable]

6 unknown 💀

[grim edge]

Who are you to think im a man

[thick kernel]

p p p poland\

[grim edge]

Im miss burger king

[grim edge]

Im archis siddhant the son of King Mindaugas

[lethal linden]

The potato variation

[frosty fable]

The what

[grim edge]

That is a really long name for someone not so important

Sounds badass though

[grim edge]

Thats not my name lol

I just made that shit up

[hasty iris]

i didnt map some of the XX country codes cause i was too lazy but yeah like 6 super obscure regions are marked unknown

[last verge]

first otb tourney on sunday, any experienced people got tips

[grim edge]

chess.com said I played really badly for an 1800, I'm 700

[grim edge]

Oh well if we are talking about xbox usernames mine is WhalesGobbler3311

[grim edge]

Damn that sucks

[frosty fable]

How the- What the- Why?

[full dragon]

.

[grim edge]

It isn't the first time it happened too

[full dragon]

Huh what

[grim edge]

I could legally change my name to that tho

[grim edge]

Ur real name is probably not aesthetic

[grim edge]

No u couldnt

[frosty fable]

Yes, he could.

[grim edge]

It is pretty fking shit

[grim edge]

Damn

guys why is my puzzle rating higher than my elo

[grim edge]

I literally can but it costs money and id need to get a new passport and its a whole gender transition type of procedure socially cuz everyones gon call me by my old name

[grim edge]

It is supposed to be higher

[hasty iris]

what's your puzzle rating? thats odd they should be the same

[frosty fable]

Bcoz u suck at games but not at puzzles.

[grim edge]

Guys why is my puzzle rating 1300 higher than my elo

[grim edge]

i am a 2000 puzzle… and 400 rapid and 500 blitz…

[grim edge]

Ur name isnt badass though

[grim edge]

Yep

[hasty iris]

you should be 2000 rated. unlucky!

[grim edge]

Okay nvm wtf

[grim edge]

uh yeah that’s my question

[grim edge]

Are u edible? 🤔

[frosty fable]

Ayo what

[grim edge]

Puzzles are easy

[grim edge]

Stop fking asking gay ass questions to random men

[grim edge]

Absolutely

[grim edge]

I feel like my life is threatened.

[hasty iris]

almost as if puzzle rating and actual ratings have nothing to do with each other!

[grim edge]

omg bro is hikaru

[grim edge]

It is

@hasty iris ur hikaru onggg

Ugh he went to flex on us plens

[grim edge]

When are you gonna stop flexing ur puzzle rating bro

[grim edge]

Shitaru*

[grim edge]

Noooo, I meant if his resturant is edible 🤦‍♂️

[hasty iris]

it doesnt even mean anything

[grim edge]

When he tilts <3000

[grim edge]

I see ur puzzle rating more than my own rating

[hasty iris]

if u have premium u can play puzzles infinitely

[grim edge]

Guys i should’ve been a gm 🤓🤓🤓

Like we get it, you learned what the chess engine says is the best move

[grim edge]

Amazing

[grim edge]

omg

Fword you

[hasty iris]

look at it more @grim edge

[grim edge]

bro is a gm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zachary (zacharyjefferson)

This is the Chess.com profile of zacharyjefferson. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Zachary (zacharyjefferson)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 596 (866 peak)
Blitz: 477 (1032 peak)
Bullet: 384

[hasty iris]

wait why did it tag that random guy 💀

[grim edge]

And yet ur rapid is ass

Damn they still have my old profile on

[grim edge]

How do I reach 3000 puzzle rating? 😭

Im better lalalala

[frosty fable]

Still better than me 💀

#💬〡chess-talk message

[hasty iris]

u are 4 losses vs me 0 wins

[grim edge]

I've never actually used anything I learned in puzzles.

wth since when i hit 1000 elo blitz..

[hasty iris]

get premium

[grim edge]

U dont (thatd my acc)

[hasty iris]

then u have infinite puzzles

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

Embarrassing only having 30 more puzzle elo than a 600 rated

[hasty iris]

actually do puzzle rush survival. it's the best way to get puzzles without paying for premium or using lichess (but thats a taboo word here)

[grim edge]

Embarrassing to be under 1200

[hasty iris]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[hasty iris]

connect account then i can play u

[grim edge]

I have a 2472 puzzle rating. I just learned that I could learn and do the puzzles OTB a couple of days ago and I got 10 puzzles in a row correctly 💀

[hasty iris]

i dont play people who dont connect anymore. too many cheaters

[grim edge]

I didn't mean to ping

[grim edge]

Rmbr the kid that cheated in a game over text?

[grim edge]

Its over for you run

[hasty iris]

ye if u think about them a while u can get puzzles way better than just using intuition

[hasty iris]

bro idek how these people are alive

[grim edge]

Embarrassing to be under 3000 fide

[grim edge]

Yea

[hasty iris]

use /connect

[grim edge]

Cause i didnt find them yet

[grim edge]

Imagine

Ok airport time bye

Love yall 🫶💗

[grim edge]

None of us love you

Spread love guys!!

[grim edge]

I dont want love from a 600

[hasty iris]

uh

[grim edge]

I dont even play chess

[grim edge]

Chess doesnt want you

So does everyone in your life

Anyways bye babe

[grim edge]

Lol i was on my own since the 2022 february incident

[frosty fable]

@grim edge She want u fr, said babe!!!

||(joke)||

[grim edge]

Its a dude

[frosty fable]

IK

[grim edge]

I hung my queen and four moves later it still lived

[grim edge]

You need to quit chess

[frosty fable]

I'm calling 600 elo

[hasty iris]

dont see u connected tbh

but mmight take a minute

[daring oyster]

lol

[primal fern]

bruh why is this the top comment for the daily puzzle on chess.com!?

[nimble niche]

I just saw donkey irl

[daring oyster]

bro is high or something

[keen meadow]

damn I can't send pictures

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[keen meadow]

damn

I sent him a message saying he doesn't need to water plastic plants

[primal fern]

i did too

[grim edge]

Close. 500. I was going against a 500 elo guy and he didn’t notice he could’ve taken my queen with his bishop

Then a couple of moves later HE hangs his queen

and resigns even though I had 13 seconds left

[keen meadow]

are red brilliants the best moves in chess?

yeah that one

[grim edge]

Blunder

[keen meadow]

the red brilliant

[grim edge]

the red brilliant vs the blue blunder

This one ?

[keen meadow]

so real

[grim edge]

That's attractive

[sleek zealot]

right?

[grim edge]

Yeee

I mean yea

[grim edge]

More Handsome than magnus

[turbid terrace]

Why not checkmate?

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[keen meadow]

because

[hasty iris]

sniper rook

[keen meadow]

look at the top of the image there's a rook there

[indigo jetty]

@hasty iris are you starting a chess club btw

[lethal linden]

I got 98% accuray

[hasty iris]

how did u know 💀

[mossy comet]

hey guys should i beat large epsom salt by tostitos chip 21

[indigo jetty]

From yesterday the pic 😭

[hasty iris]

oh the pieces?

[keen meadow]

ok magnus no need to brag 😭

[indigo jetty]

And the clocks

[hasty iris]

ye

i still need to get insurance though and a nice long term venue

[mossy comet]

im gonna make an alt called tostitoschip21 lmao

[indigo jetty]

Ah I see

[hasty iris]

and sponsors although i kinda have that figured out

[indigo jetty]

Maybe setup a tournament as well?

That will bring in club members

[hasty iris]

yeah im thinking of a tournament as a kind of launch

but i need to be quick cause i want winners to qualify for the judit polgar thing

[indigo jetty]

I see

[frosty fable]

Yo, I just won a very very risky game which is a typical 750 elo game 💀

[hasty iris]

they made the deadline sept 25th and they just announced it today. kinda mad 💀

[keen meadow]

what's your name 😭

[primal fern]

how many moves was the game

[grim edge]

OMG 😭 OMG

[primal fern]

@lethal linden bro why do you have 3 ACCOUNTS on cehss.com?

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[frosty fable]

The perfect crop doesn't exi-

[grim edge]

hi

[frosty fable]

ih

[grim edge]

ih

[hasty iris]

ur username 💀

[grim edge]

what about it

[hasty iris]

actually magnus might not be alive by 2077

[grim edge]

so?

[hasty iris]

so how can u be at his level if he aint alive

[grim edge]

[fallen sand]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

[grim edge]

i just need to get to GM

[grim edge]

loser

[indigo jetty]

@grim edge how old r u

[grim edge]

13

[fallen sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715849206945808425/913144653736448041/image1.gif

[indigo jetty]

Too late for gm buddy

[grim edge]

Damn

[fallen sand]

still ok for atleast FM

[grim edge]

One for cheating one for torney last one for cheating in unrated

[frosty fable]

Just wait a day

[grim edge]

i still have 54 more years

@grim edge coach me

[grim edge]

who are u

[grim edge]

I don't know

no coaching then

Can u play me :3

im lazy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

This is the Chess.com profile of ghostleviathan666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1534 (1548 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1159 (peak)

[grim edge]

Is this gud?

?

im yawning bro

[random drum]

"someone wrote this song before"

[grim edge]

i cant

Ratings

[frosty fable]

How long u been playing?

[grim edge]

bro im tired

[grim edge]

More than 1 year

ask somebody else i dont play e4 or d4 anymore

[frosty fable]

Could be better then.

[grim edge]

im retired

[grim edge]

I play c3

[fallen sand]

why?

[grim edge]

sin

repent now its not too late

[frosty fable]

As white or black?

Nvm, it doesn't matter. You are a sinner.

[grim edge]

I stopped in playing chess middle for 2 months

[fallen sand]

true

[grim edge]

I play this line @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

what do u play

[grim edge]

last time i joined this one 14 year old flex her 2k elo i got insecured and left

[grim edge]

White what is sinner

[fallen sand]

wow

[digital phoenix]

lmao

just say 2k online is shit and leave

[grim edge]

c4

English

[grim edge]

i could never

[grim edge]

2k online is shit and leave

[frosty fable]

Get out bro

[grim edge]

Where

C4 is bad

im tired of sici lil bro

Very less win rate

dont care

Ruy lopez is better

tried that

i tried everything

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sit-human-waiting-gif-3955430

how do i get pic per

[grim edge]

After learning all 20-30 variation /line play again

🤔

U could win then

[grim edge]

i did

got bored

[wicked nest]

out of all the living US presidents, donald trump is the only one who didnt have any slave owner ancestors

[grim edge]

i learn 20+ line in english attack najdorf and now i dont even play najdorf

[grim edge]

Which variation u learnt

[timid wren]

what opening should i play as 1250-1300 white

[digital phoenix]

yeah its something u can say when ur 2k

[grim edge]

berlin marshall cozio bird closed exchange

[digital phoenix]

italian or vienna probably

[frosty fable]

Trusted role

[wicked nest]

even barack obamas ancestors owned slaves

[grim edge]

how

[grim edge]

Only bad thing about him

[digital phoenix]

i think thats too much puzzle battle

[frosty fable]

Us 🫂

[digital phoenix]

neither do i u dont need it frfr

[grim edge]

cringe

is it ok to send lichess link here

[frosty fable]

[grim edge]

depends if i tolerate it or not

Try your luck

[grim edge]

who are u

[grim edge]

U could get banned

[grim edge]

The messenger

[grim edge]

ah

Yesterday one guy got banned for sending

oh well i did that like twice 💀

[versed remnant]

I’m gonna go bald and be like Mr. clean!!

[frosty fable]

Tell me you are joking

[grim edge]

Lichess link

[grim edge]

Not on my watch buddy

[versed remnant]

I’m gonna go bald and be like Mr. clean!!

[grim edge]

Obv

[grim edge]

i did that long time ago tho

[grim edge]

Good thing i wasnt here to report that disgusting behaviour

[grim edge]

lmfao

a mod was there uwu

What are you laughing for

[versed remnant]

Hope tf I’m I still just joined 😭😭

[grim edge]

I will ping mod if u did

There is nothing to laugh about

lmfao

[grim edge]

Same bro same bro

[grim edge]

why theres is no lichess discord

[grim edge]

There is you dummy bear

[grim edge]

They had

[grim edge]

WHAT

[frosty fable]

There was 1, I raided it

[grim edge]

But it is ded

Not so hard to find it if you found this server

oh

i just search chess

[digital phoenix]

lichess - li = chess

[grim edge]

Well maybe search lichess???

[digital phoenix]

liches server dead tho

[grim edge]

lemme try

Yes

Rapper

[frosty fable]

Shhh

[grim edge]

wowzerssssss i joined it

[frosty fable]

🔫

[grim edge]

very pog thanks

[hasty iris]

there is a lichess server and i use it to complain about the lichess api

[frosty fable]

Nah, it's a .9

[hasty iris]

and then the founder of lichess replies and tells me to make a github issue

[grim edge]

I got banned xD

[hasty iris]

and when i do he just replies and fixes it

[grim edge]

Devs actually fixing stuff?

org people are nice and cool

not like chess.com

[hasty iris]

yeah open source. they get fixed in a day

[grim edge]

Bro im at the airport the fire alarm keep going off @hasty iris

[hasty iris]

cause ur fit too fire bro

[grim edge]

oh shit 911

Every like 30min its annoying

@grim edge play me

[grim edge]

tc?

[grim edge]

Whats that

[grim edge]

I have both

[grim edge]

nothing

[grim edge]

both what

[grim edge]

Lc and cc

i asked time control?

[grim edge]

Both

Oh 10min

no wonder why u are 600

[grim edge]

both

Both

i cant send lichess tho

BOTH

[hasty iris]

just dm it

[grim edge]

Ur right

DM

🤯

[digital phoenix]

theyre dead

[grim edge]

Valo

no

Lil bro play

Send lichess link

i did check dm idiot

Woah guys guys

what loser

[digital phoenix]

my puzzle battle rating is on fire

im gonna break 1900

[grim edge]

my puzzle rating is like 480

[grim edge]

Gl you got it girlll

[digital phoenix]

no longer 1700

@upbeat viper im 1853

[grim edge]

*grill

[digital phoenix]

average baba grill

[grim edge]

ligma

[frozen jolt]

hello

[grim edge]

Hello

[frozen jolt]

there is no chance you just said this

[frozen jolt]

remember that time i beat you

that was fun

[grim edge]

Arent u like supposedly a 1000

Whats ur account again?

lichess link is way easier

Chat at 3am is boring smh

sleep best cure

[upbeat viper]

for all beginners :

why is the wayward queen bad

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86684353859

[digital phoenix]

less sleep more chess

[worn ice]

bastouraa (1932) vs. gromisiermimi (1935)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. Nc3 c6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5 6. Nf3 h6 7. Bc4 b5 8. Bb3 a5 9. a3 g5 10. O-O g4 11. e5 Qg6 12. Nh4 Qh5 13. g3 Ne7 14. Ne4 Qxe5 15. Re1 Qd4 16. Qe2 Qe5 17. Bf4 Qd4 18. Rad1 d5 19. Rxd4 Bxd4 20. Nd6+ 

[mossy comet]

goodnight every

[grim edge]

Im a 800 and as an advanced player i think its fine

[grim edge]

watch it lil bro

no body disrespect my opening

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm tempted to doing something spiteful

[hasty iris]

enjoy my work of art

[cerulean stirrup]

Specifically me making a gigachad meme with the quote "All Chess openings are good if you enjoy them".

[grim edge]

Gotta be under 13

[cerulean stirrup]

???

I'm 15

[digital phoenix]

london players dont enjoy it theyre being held hostage

[grim edge]

i love the london

[grim edge]

Damn you’re old

[grim edge]

Gg

Do you have a beard yet?

[digital phoenix]

sending swat over

[grim edge]

gg

[cerulean stirrup]

No

[hasty iris]

thats reportable

[grim edge]

do you love little kids?

[grim edge]

Oh damn

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

Why

📸

[digital phoenix]

kinda self explanatory unless u dont have one

[grim edge]

ban this guy

[grim edge]

U like kid?

Ban

[upbeat viper]

ha

[mossy comet]

damiano defense:

[digital phoenix]

i dont really like nf6 g6 its so passive

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[mossy comet]

WHAT

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Which variation should I learn first

[digital phoenix]

idk bro i play semi tarrasch

[mossy comet]

KIA Soul

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm tempted to win using the Bong Clout to spite tier listers

[grim edge]

i play the london for breakfats

[mossy comet]

i want my opponent do to the double bongcloud and mess around like hikaru and mangus

[last verge]

otb tips anyone?

[mossy comet]

mangus

[grim edge]

omg WFM

[last verge]

omg

[grim edge]

trl

[grim edge]

He is 2000

He

[mossy comet]

guys which color is this?

[last verge]

my linked acc isnt my main

[grim edge]

She is 2000

they

[last verge]

wfm 😔

[mossy comet]

they is

[grim edge]

these ducking pronouns

[digital phoenix]

afm > wfm

[mossy comet]

they is ✅

they are ❌

[grim edge]

they are

They is

[mossy comet]

they is

[latent pebble]

We is

[grim edge]

they are

[last verge]

i beated you 😡

[digital phoenix]

barely

[grim edge]

Me after playing king gamble of reverse-bondcloud

U is

[last verge]

i had a rock and you didnt

[grim edge]

wfm must be garbage

[digital phoenix]

it is

[mossy comet]

I spend 2 hours on this bart simpson

[grim edge]

are u agrbage

[mossy comet]

holy shit why is time going so fast

[last verge]

yes

[grim edge]

But u didn't beat me

[grim edge]

Not u woman FM

[last verge]

lasanga is not very good

[mossy comet]

its 3 am alreayd what

[last verge]

/ban @grim edge

[mossy comet]

how DARE you. lasaga always tastes best

[grim edge]

🤓

lichess server is there

[last verge]

shh i would adopt you

[grim edge]

sure buddy

[last verge]

my fide is 1 point higher than 5 times your rapid

[grim edge]

why are u flexing agasint a 500 not cool

my peak is 614

watch out losers

I can beat this duck

[grim edge]

beat his duck?

And cook his duck

[last verge]

😒

[grim edge]

Then eat his duck

sus

[grim edge]

play me rn

[mossy comet]

AAAAAGHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

With my stockfish 16

[mossy comet]

you ate my duck 😔

[grim edge]

Wut

[grim edge]

are u trans now

Bruh i dont mean

[last verge]

what time control

[grim edge]

trans banned btw

That

[mossy comet]

no im riot

[grim edge]

3+0

@seber mod ban @mossy comet

ban him

@grim edgemod ban

[last verge]

https://play.chess.com/DoUb8

[grim edge]

ew

cc let me dm u lichess

Lol someone is saber

Let me watch

wait

Send me also

she hasnt join

I will watch

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1947 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

elo of the day ✅

[mossy comet]

this is how to play the italian game: cyclic variation

[upbeat viper]

I should be 2k blitz in a week if I don't over tilt the next 7 days

[neat pollen]

which equation is simpler as a denominator, x^2 - 25 or (x+5)(x-5) ?

[upbeat viper]

2nd

[grim edge]

Second

[neat pollen]

alr sweet thanks

[mossy comet]

third.

FOURTH.

[grim edge]

Fifth is more easier than fourth

@gray flame

@upbeat viper how this person got locked

[upbeat viper]

FPV ban

[left stag]

im back

[upbeat viper]

Hi back I'm tenjiro

[left stag]

hi tenjiro im back

[grim edge]

Go back to wherever u come from

[exotic wharf]

/stream pls!

[grim edge]

Plz

😂

[rocky moat]

Hi fanjiro

[grim edge]

Just beat a WFM guys

[rocky moat]

Where is zanitsu

[grim edge]

Chat is filled with u1000 i dont feel comfortable

🥱

[upbeat viper]

sleeping

[grim edge]

What is that

[grim edge]

im gonna slap u across the room

Who won

[upbeat viper]

fair play violation

FPV

[grim edge]

i won

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[upbeat viper]

hello moiz

look

[rocky moat]

Andy cutie Nezuko

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1947 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)

[bright glade]

hi

[grim edge]

It mean I am stronger than WFM

[upbeat viper]

I should be 2k in a week if everything goes as planned

[grim edge]

[bright glade]

what am i looking at

[grim edge]

in rapid

[bright glade]

oh gl

[upbeat viper]

\0/

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

I will make sure that dont happen

[upbeat viper]

then I'll have to get 2k bullet

[random drum]

Sup

[upbeat viper]

idk if I will survive to it

stop spamming reacts

[grim edge]

tbh she said she was tired so idk

[grim edge]

Duck blundered rook u didn't took that

[bright glade]

kekw

[grim edge]

? I won doesnt matter

[grim edge]

Is that an order or a suggestion

[grim edge]

Fyck you caught me

[random drum]

u can remove my reacts?

[grim edge]

Ok

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[upbeat viper]

of course

[random drum]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

I can remove you too

[random drum]

remove me

[upbeat viper]

nah

[grim edge]

Bast is biased confirmed

[random drum]

hehe

[upbeat viper]

I don't wanna delete my first adopted

unless I have to

[random drum]

this means I can do anything

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

no

[random drum]

I am the boss now

[grim edge]

wowzers

can somebody coach me for free

I will

[random drum]

@upbeat viper you are under arrest

[grim edge]

You do realize if this was taken out of context, people would think you're talking about someone you adopted and that it sounds like you would do a yeetus deletus of them, right?

[random drum]

u timed out me for nothing now throw your weapons

[upbeat viper]

but context exists

so it doesn't matter

[grim edge]

And i am taking it out of context

[grim edge]

I will :3 make chess.com account

[random drum]

changed my name 👍

[grim edge]

what

[grim edge]

arent u 500

[last verge]

@bright glade hi

[grim edge]

I am 1500

[grim edge]

Extra 1 there

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

This is the Chess.com profile of ghostleviathan666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1534 (1548 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1159 (peak)

[grim edge]

1534

[random drum]

Magnus has gf?

[grim edge]

Idk but he could bag me

He has i think

watch video of magnus carlson playing online there will be 1 girl using Instagram on mobile phone she could his gf

[upbeat viper]

new sticker

[grim edge]

Nice

But they can't see after they get locked

@gray flame

[mossy comet]

me asf

[grim edge]

Say hi

[random drum]

I just finished first step of being bobby fischer

[mossy comet]

i wish this was a sticker

[random drum]

I am 6'1 🥳

[grim edge]

cap

[grim edge]

I am 10'12

[boreal cosmos]

So?

[random drum]

bruh I am punjabi

[boreal cosmos]

Im 7’0

[mossy comet]

i am -6,2

[random drum]

I am 14

[grim edge]

wowzers

[random drum]

u are co ordinate geometry

[mossy comet]

help me im stuck in the ground

[random drum]

Lol

[mossy comet]

i dont know why but it just flipped me upside down and now im stuck in the canada dirt

[grim edge]

Burj Khalifa is smaller than me

[mossy comet]

i eat the burj khalifa for breakfast

[grim edge]

burj?

[last verge]

i lost to a 900 earlier today been playing bad lately

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

u mean me

[last verge]

no a different player