💬〡general-off-topic

[gritty pulsar]

ohhh thanks

[sullen linden]

i remember

like years ago

i played this chess game on windows

i forgot what it was called

it was like in the same area as the solitaire

[pliant coral]

If someone resigns before a move has been played will chess.com take away the elo

that you gained from the person resigning

[warped stirrup]

@grim edge bro are you here now?

[sullen linden]

is that aborting

[pliant coral]

no

because there is a limit to how mnay aborting

how many games you can abort

assuming they've passed the limit, they will start to lose elo

[sullen linden]

ok

[pliant coral]

but i was wondering if chess.com just takes away the elo you gained

[sullen linden]

i think u get it

im kinda new

[pliant coral]

ok because the dude who did it mass resigned and got his account closed and i don't want to play more blitz tbh

oh cool what rating?

[sullen linden]

like 600 rapid

i knew nothing 2 months ago

[primal fern]

@pliant coral !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @pliant coral, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[obsidian sail]

LOUDDDDDDDDDDDD

[primal fern]

type /connect

@obsidian sail !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[heavy swallow]

Hey is there anyways to see someone’s account if there verified

[obsidian sail]

dead chat moment

[primal fern]

what do you mean by verified?

[mossy comet]

trans riot music

[viscid lark]

hi guys

i got the house of balance in hypesquad

[heavy swallow]

I’ll just do and explain hold on

[split gorge]

i could adopt all of u

[viscid lark]

yes pls

[sullen linden]

no

[viscid lark]

i want milk from a father

[split gorge]

k send me the link

[sullen linden]

once i beat someone 1000 elo above me with .5 seconds left

[split gorge]

u gonna send the link???

nah just rapid

[sullen linden]

i think his young brother was on or something cuz that guy did not play 1000 elo above me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cala_is_the_best

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Rapid: 670 (peak)
Blitz: 457 (806 peak)
Bullet: 770 (926 peak)

[split gorge]

scared?

[grim edge]

UwU

[sullen linden]

uwu

[grim edge]

Tf, cringe

[split gorge]

ok blitz is fine then

[primal fern]

@latent pebble

[heavy swallow]

Unblock me pls

[latent pebble]

??

[crude sage]

.

[primal fern]

hi

[latent pebble]

Why did you ping me :) @primal fern

[primal fern]

disregard

[latent pebble]

What do you mean

[honest mirage]

sup

[warm scarab]

@surreal cradle gg

1-1

[surreal cradle]

@warm scarab i have to get out

Chess isnt cool anymorr

Bye

[warm scarab]

k

gg

[primal fern]

why

why

welp...time to begin your chess career

[rose thunder]

doin what

dms?

[primal fern]

you brought it up man

great dont' say it here then

[split gorge]

thx man

feel like i got better too :D

[rose thunder]

ive been stuck for like 3 months

[split gorge]

get better smh

[rose thunder]

i WAS good until tilt happened

[split gorge]

i beat a 1200 twice in a row in my worst gamemode as a 400 im too good

[rose thunder]

i wanna find a coach

at some point

[split gorge]

just play with yourself (magunssy's advice)

[rose thunder]

very funny

maybe i should try the halloween gambit

[split gorge]

nah but fr

just play against urself

[rose thunder]

how am i gonna improve if i cant see better players play

[split gorge]

it helps cuz u can find ways to counter ur own plans and work to make a better plan that is harder to be countered

but hey im just a 680 go find someone else's advice

[rose thunder]

why dont i just find ways a 2000+ would counter it?

i dont wanna be bad forever

[warped stirrup]

Zax is here?

[split gorge]

then don't be

[rose thunder]

that pfp tho skull

[split gorge]

why does ur pfp live in my walls

[warped stirrup]

Stfu silly

[rose thunder]

its not just the pfp

[elfin pebble]

yoo does anyone want to play chess?

some unrated

[rose thunder]

sure

i could use some brushing up

[split gorge]

no i only play against 1000+ smh get on my lvl kid

[elfin pebble]

me too lol

[rose thunder]

im super rusty

[split gorge]

(i like losing)

[elfin pebble]

okay u want to send like or nah?

[rose thunder]

been having problems where i blunder mate in 3 or so

send link

[elfin pebble]

(me too)

illl send in dm

[rose thunder]

chesscom seems to think i like losing too

like im prob still titled

[sullen linden]

at what elo will people stop trying to do scholars mate

[grave wasp]

so this #🔥〡hot-takes message was a lie

[rose thunder]

mmm yep

[elfin pebble]

gg

[rose thunder]

still rusty smh

gg

[elfin pebble]

u realized this is the second time i beaten u right lol

[rose thunder]

yeah its time to cut chess off

[elfin pebble]

lol

[rose thunder]

not even kidding

not losing to 600s anymore : )

[rose thunder]

cant lose if i aint there

not taking this shit anymore

shouldnt set goals if i cant reach em

dream small or not at all bro

holy SHIT

[elfin pebble]

dude i reviewed the gamee and i played at lower than i wassssss

[elfin pebble]

nah if ur feeling stress take a brake from chess for alittle

[rose thunder]

i DID

i took a whole fking week off

still apparently cant do this shit

[coral quartz]

Failure is better than the regret of not trying

Zamn

[elfin pebble]

^

[coral quartz]

You never lose
You always learn

Or not
Idfk OK?

[rose thunder]

i would be EINSTEIN rn if that was true

[elfin pebble]

i been playing like shit lately i was before doing really well but as soon as i started playing rated i started to play like shit. chess is honestly just phases

[rose thunder]

ive been getting a lot of stress from this stupid game br

[frosty fable]

Bro tried motivating & let his intrusive thoughts let in in between 💀

[rose thunder]

i dont need it

way to much stress

not doin it anymre

[coral quartz]

OK bye

[elfin pebble]

did i just make a person quite chess?

[rose thunder]

yes dude

[elfin pebble]

lol

[rose thunder]

use it on ur chess journey or whatever the fk they call it

[coral quartz]

"The master has lost more games than the amateur has even played."

[elfin pebble]

ill become a gm and remember this moment

[coral quartz]

Goddamn
You want more?

Gm wow!

People do average things and expect success

[rose thunder]

yep.

[rose thunder]

take it from me, you wont get there

dont think ive ever reached a personal goal at all yet

[elfin pebble]

ur a postitive one

[rose thunder]

besides getting 1000 in a year

[elfin pebble]

haven't u watch shows u just believe

[tulip scaffold]

“A shot never taken is worse than a shot missed” or whatever that one guy said

[rose thunder]

you think i havent been doing that?

[coral quartz]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[heavy swallow]

Unblock me sadge

[split gorge]

I Could Adopt All Of You (Part 2)

[coral quartz]

Top ten anime neber gib up moments

[latent pebble]

I might learn the Sicilian as a side thing

[tulip scaffold]

Spanish better

[coral quartz]

Are you guys 2000?

[plain python]

@sturdy flower

[split gorge]

no im 680

[inland shore]

Im above that

[plain python]

accused

[inland shore]

I once beat magnus

[coral quartz]

I like your bio. You saying children are gay?

[coral quartz]

You're lying!!!

[grim edge]

Nah I'm 1700

[inland shore]

We met at the local store and i challenged him then won

[elfin pebble]

everone is doing that lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> masachan87

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2134 (2313 peak)
Blitz: 2246 (2413 peak)
Bullet: 2047 (2087 peak)

[inland shore]

Easy

[tulip scaffold]

Im like 434🤡

[split gorge]

no im just saying dont teach them its okay to be gay, yes it's okay to be gay but don't emphasize that because it is very influential

[rose thunder]

its being forced on them more or less

[mystic stream]

solve this and ur a pro

[inland shore]

These days 2k+ are like cabbages you can find them everywhere on the road

[rose thunder]

"yes kids, abandon what beautiful body and soul god gave you!"

[split gorge]

qh6+ > nf6#

[rose thunder]

white or black

[mystic stream]

white lmao

[inland shore]

Damn

[split gorge]

im too good 😤

[steel prawn]

is spiked

[inland shore]

Ue

[inland shore]

You found it quick

[tulip scaffold]

Blacks rook is hanging

[rose thunder]

Qh6+, Kg8, Nf6

[split gorge]

which is exactly why it has to be a troll

[tulip scaffold]

Notation😭

[steel prawn]

is spiked

[mystic stream]

dude its pinned 😭

[tulip scaffold]

Add the #

[steel prawn]

Qh6+, Kg8, f5!!

[inland shore]

It was prob on the level of 2k+

[mystic stream]

bro the knight is pinned on g4 lmao

[tulip scaffold]

Bros the knight is pinned cause the queen

[split gorge]

and i just realized it was wrong xd

im guessing same qh6+ but then kg5 and he cant stop mate? idk tho

think the only way he stops mate is to take the knight with queen

so u just win a queen

[plain python]

hey you still in moon server?

[steel prawn]

Qxd5+

[coral quartz]

How long does it take you to 2000?

[mystic stream]

yes

[plain python]

do me favor i need to talk droptheseventh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> masachan87

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2134 (2313 peak)
Blitz: 2246 (2413 peak)
Bullet: 2047 (2087 peak)

[steel prawn]

it took me 1 year

[tulip scaffold]

How you gonna take your own piece

[mystic stream]

whos that

[split gorge]

is this safe

[coral quartz]

[plain python]

the one who accusing me

[steel prawn]

he talked about the line, Qh6+ Kg8, Kg5 there Qxd5+

[tulip scaffold]

Oh my bad

Blacks queen takes on d5

[raven axle]

yes

[split gorge]

yall tell me if its safe cuz idk waht this means

[mystic stream]

of what

[mystic stream]

[plain python]

@mystic stream add me ill dm u

[steel prawn]

Qh6+ Kg8, Kh4 coming out of the g4 pinned ?

[coral quartz]

OK
I'll give u a chance to give advice
I will allow it

[vague igloo]

Why do no one go for four move anymore 😢 I wanna lose super early

[mystic stream]

just dm me

[plain python]

safety i can't dm

[steel prawn]

study... play thoughtfully against the computer, preferably face-to-face

[coral quartz]

Face to face with the computer??

[rain cipher]

Hello

[steel prawn]

No lol

[nova verge]

Hi!

[steel prawn]

face-to-face championships

I'm using translator, sorry

[rain cipher]

Ws up

[nova verge]

Chillan hby???

[coral quartz]

OK thanks

[rain cipher]

Bored in bed 3am

[nova verge]

Damn that’s late af!!

[rain cipher]

Oh boy u didn't see balkan didn't you

[nova verge]

That a TV show??

[rain cipher]

Nope region in north Europe

[nova verge]

Oh sweet! Love learning new things

[rain cipher]

We drink alcohol in 8 grade

[nova verge]

Oh wow ! USA is 21+

But most people don’t listen

[rain cipher]

In eu 18

[nova verge]

Legit!

[rain cipher]

But we drink As 12 yrs

Just a bit

[hasty iris]

from germany?

[nova verge]

Oh wow! That’s cool 😎

[rain cipher]

Serbia

[hasty iris]

oh nice

[rain cipher]

Nah nothing special for us serbs

[nova verge]

Loll that’s funny 😆

[grim edge]

cool tactical puzzle. white to move. what to do? (1200 elo game)

[rain cipher]

In 7 grade we got 2 bottles of vodka in school it was end of 7th grade

[nova verge]

That’s a lil young but other cultures do things differently!

[rain cipher]

That's how we celebrate

[nova verge]

How fun!

[sinful turtle]

nd4 traps the rook or is there something else?

[exotic wharf]

hi e4

[potent merlin]

I don't get it. White's already up a piece

[latent pebble]

I was never aware some chess peeps had such fragile egos, the more you know

[elfin pebble]

there is a state were u can drink under 18 with parental permission

[rain cipher]

I got 1 shot of it was pretty good but we got caught and the teacher threaten us with police and alcohol test it was only our class

[nova verge]

Yeah I don’t live there but thanks! The more ya know

[grim edge]

yes correct

[elfin pebble]

this is why Wisconsin is better

[grim edge]

🤔

[grim edge]

okay? one move is a huge miss and the other wins you huge material

[nova verge]

Ehhhh debatable

[steady oracle]

Yo does anyone know how to do this

[last verge]

mmm ap stats student

i bless you in your journey

[steady oracle]

Its ap bio bruh

[last verge]

saw chi squared and got excited 😔😔

[sinful turtle]

[elfin pebble]

beer and deep fried chesses curds what else do u want ?🙄

[steady oracle]

Wait but is the expected value 10 for each?

[last verge]

you should have a table of chi squared values vs dof

[grim edge]

its probably easy to see at your elo lol (the 1200 just traded the knights)

[nova verge]

Idk I love Michigan IMO

[steady oracle]

Ik i do but should it be 10

[last verge]

uhh if its chi square for homogeneity then i think so

[elfin pebble]

i can respect that

[nova verge]

I respect Wisconsin as well I love cheese 🧀

[last verge]

wait i mightvw gotten my twsts mixed up

but i think the expected value should be 10 at any rate

thw null hypothesis is that theres no effect right

[last verge]

yeah i was thinking of goodness of fit

[grim edge]

mmmmm stats

[last verge]

ap bio sadly

[vague igloo]

Yo are there ever mod apps here?

[grim edge]

yeah just ping one and ask nicely

[last verge]

ping all of them actually

[elfin pebble]

cheese is da best

[vague igloo]

💀

@everymod

[last verge]

there'll be a little conference with the mods to see if you're eligible

no way its whimsy

[grim edge]

and then theyll elect u as supreme mod head of all mods

[vague igloo]

My rightful place

[grim edge]

nah mate its not i just saw this guys profile and thought it was cool

[last verge]

blunder

[grim edge]

check my account name its nowhere close to whismy

[vague igloo]

Yessir chat died 😎

[elfin pebble]

[royal hatch]

chess is for NERDS!!!!!

i swear this game gives me so much anxiety

[grim edge]

hgfeplplo

[tulip scaffold]

Win streak going crazy atm

[grim edge]

hA\ckefr

[tulip scaffold]

No chess players were too brutally harmed in the making

[grim edge]

kefygbgoard badf

[sinful turtle]

wanna see my tilt streak

[tulip scaffold]

Try Nc7

[tulip scaffold]

Pro

[hasty iris]

this is nothing

[sinful turtle]

thats not it bro

[tulip scaffold]

Whhhhyyyyy

[vague igloo]

Of my previous ten games I have exactly evened out

5/5

[hasty iris]

i lost 20 in a row

[vague igloo]

Progress 👍

[tulip scaffold]

I love losing 20 in a row

[vague igloo]

Thas a lotta red

[hasty iris]

also i won once and lost seven right after that. 27 -1

[tulip scaffold]

I would punch my laptop if I lost 20 in a row

[tulip scaffold]

I do not have that kind of patience

[tulip scaffold]

Bruh

The elo drop

[sinful turtle]

I either lose 10 in a row or win 10 in a row

[tulip scaffold]

I like to think of it as like a pendulum theres a certain determined skill level that you have and your elo will swing dependent upon your pendulum

The farther you move your pendulum the further and faster itll swing to the positive

Itll still go back and forth but youll see progress hopefully

[last verge]

bro 💀

[grim edge]

[last verge]

no way whis@y

[grim edge]

du. uck

i think somebodies figured out im gay-ish not sure

hru on thif afternoon

[last verge]

its

10 pm

[grim edge]

the only seconds i hear are the sussurations of the ten angelic choirs as they clamor for the first most high

[last verge]

sus

[grim edge]

sus lol

[grim edge]

how did u do this

[grim edge]

how did u do this

[elfin pebble]

[grim edge]

why did u blumder react me 😭 i am very sensitive

[last verge]

blunder reaction

[grim edge]

irl tho

[grim edge]

lol did u win this game tho

[last verge]

uwunity

[grim edge]

:p :3

[last verge]

yesterday

i was there when it happened

i thought it was a copy pasta

[elfin pebble]

[restive storm]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[restive storm]

Are you happy with the end of the chess world cup

[elfin pebble]

WHICH IS BETTER a lover orrrr CHESS😎

[restive storm]

Need criteria

[upbeat viper]

yo

[last verge]

praganda vs mangos

[upbeat viper]

sup here

[restive storm]

I was so happy that Fabiano got 3rd place

[nova verge]

Heyo

[last verge]

fide world cop

[restive storm]

Confirming candidates spot

I was rooting for fabi this entire tournament

[upbeat viper]

imagine Magnus playing the candidates in the end

[last verge]

fabano car a

[grim edge]

jello chat

bast what should i do

[vague igloo]

I like jello 🤤

[grim edge]

u r so rigt

[nova verge]

Me too!

[upbeat viper]

what do you mean

what should you do

[nova verge]

Especially with whip cream

[upbeat viper]

what are the choices

[grim edge]

well. i have problems. how do i solve them

[last verge]

real analysis

[grim edge]

imaginary analysis

[upbeat viper]

that's hard to tell without knowing the problems

🤔

[last verge]

fourier transforms

[vague igloo]

Jello with whip cream only good if it’s the right flavor and texture

[grim edge]

think of what problems might an individual such as myself have. then tell me how to solve them

[vague igloo]

But do be good

[upbeat viper]

smh

[nova verge]

Nah I can eat any flavor

[grim edge]

i just dramk an entire bottle of sparkling apple cider

[last verge]

no bands syndrome 😔

[grim edge]

im too gay to understand this. can u translate

[vague igloo]

Orange 👍 cherry eh 🤷‍♂️ with whip cream at least

[last verge]

u a lyin futickle tang tooga bang boom tang tang toon tang toogaloogit

[vague igloo]

Strawberry with strawberries in it tho 🤤

Orang just on top tho fr fr

[grim edge]

ooohhh i see. hoity toity me ha po foofs birkenstocks chaveloer beaux arts boulleé albion gongee gongee

[vague igloo]

Especially with oranges in it and whip cream 🤤😍😋

[grim edge]

duck scour all federal institutions in a thunderstorm of inferno and tarmac with me ✨

[last verge]

bom

[gloomy crystal]

hi

[grim edge]

i have precisely 1.89 liters of chocolate milk

[last verge]

ariana grenade

[grim edge]

isnt grenade a place in spain

unity im gonna annihilate u. with my thoughts hehe

[primal fern]

someone else isn't connnecting their account either

hi yes?

[grim edge]

fnx ur so amazign

neuro

[primal fern]

no no. he's connected

[grim edge]

noooooooooooo

[primal fern]

@grim edge you and @elfin charm can bond now

[cosmic mountain]

Hi bud

[latent pebble]

Can you stop ghost pinging me man

[grim edge]

@elfin charm our love will burn brighter than than the flames which ravaged Rome and swept the skies when the world was still young

[latent pebble]

You are welcome to analyze the game with your crew

[random drum]

Good Morning

[heavy swallow]

Nobody’s pinging you

Calm your Tits

[random drum]

Ig I should change my name 💀

[grim edge]

ooooo i should write poetry. unity should i write poetry?

im pretentious enough tobe a poet

[primal fern]

sorry i'm just lookin up ur account

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @cosmic mountain, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Connect your account ASAP

[cosmic mountain]

Dude you play chess?

[primal fern]

yep

[grim edge]

@cosmic mountain hes done this to literally everybody sobbbbbb

[grim edge]

Chess players in a chess server, no way!!

[cosmic mountain]

@cosmic mountain1

[grim edge]

902. 902902902902902902902

????

902. 902902

90. 90

[cosmic mountain]

I'm in chess server, no way

[primal fern]

!welcome

[grim edge]

9000. 7629

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

nobody here playes hcess

[grim edge]

728572. 837596. 826485. 727495

We play tetris here @cosmic mountain

[latent pebble]

No worries

[grim edge]

haha yes join the dumb tpyos gang

[cosmic mountain]

Cool, i play ludo

[grim edge]

im a fan of Go

[primal fern]

how many accounts do u have on chess.com

[latent pebble]

1

[wide merlin]

Lol same here actually

[latent pebble]

The rest are on lichess

[grim edge]

Cool I play pac man

[primal fern]

bruh there's only 6 games on it

[grim edge]

902b would u like a cup of chocolate milk

[latent pebble]

I filled out a form for a second I think?

[latent pebble]

I main li but i will start playing more cc

[grim edge]

Yes please im eating dry cereals

[grim edge]

ok i will send it over by carrier pigeon 🙏 keep ur windows open

[latent pebble]

I may have another old one but I filled out a form for all that

I am not sure if i even have a second I’d have to check

[grim edge]

fnx do u know any good poetry i fele like u would know some good poetry

[sturdy flower]

[hard gyro]

Finally.

[grim edge]

People are like bananas

[grim edge]

Puzzle rating?

[hard gyro]

Puzzles btw

[grim edge]

when u peel them they look different on the inside

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Not that one

hi senor 🌊🌊🌊🌊

[latent pebble]

قصيدة

[grim edge]

Abracadabra

[hard gyro]

Hi Whismy

[grim edge]

senorrr..,,, do u write at all?

[latent pebble]

Yes

[grim edge]

u seem like a writer idk

[vague igloo]

Have you guys ever heard of this cool game called chess?

[grim edge]

I write chess notations if that counts

[hard gyro]

I am fond of creative writing, yes.

Currently trying to write a book.

[grim edge]

i KNEW it

ive written like 20k words over the last few months i think i can improve on that tho

r u gonna do nanowrimo

Did u copy and paste the same sentence over and over

[hard gyro]

Maybe, maybe.

I wish

Zero exams in college have been taken rn, but I plan to keep a good grade for a couple reasons.

[grim edge]

find the integral of 8^5x^5

Didnt start for me yet

[hard gyro]

1. Never in the 50 years of my college have recruiters come who want game developers.

[grim edge]

Im starting in 3 days actually

Yeah

[hard gyro]

(8⁵)x⁶/6

• c

Gotta write the +c and get the extra marks

[grim edge]

find the integral of the weirstrass function

[grim edge]

Pi+7/9

[hard gyro]

Haven't studied it in my syllabus, so yeah.

[fervent spear]

Bro who tryna cash app rq tryna buy me forces rn here my tag @alpine shadowGOTNOMONEY2X

[hard gyro]

Besides, I am in a Computer course so we will almost never find integration.

[tawdry cipher]

when are you gonna use that in life

[hard gyro]

Should I ping mods or smth

[grim edge]

why sing when you never use that in life? why dance? why read? why cook, when you can make.ramen?

[grim edge]

Bro i use zell

[tawdry cipher]

cooking is useful

reading is useful

[grim edge]

you can live off of ramen easily

you dont need reading to exist it just enriches

[tawdry cipher]

no lol

youll get bored of it ll

[grim edge]

ok then order pizza

[grim edge]

What is your zell bro

or buy microwave burritos

[hard gyro]

Not to mention that Ramen won't give all the nutrients.

[grim edge]

I mean u could survive on it

not everything has to hamve a point

[feral hollow]

BRO A 1600 played this

[hard gyro]

Btw Whismy.

[grim edge]

haiiii

[feral hollow]

with no thought IM so done

[tawdry cipher]

true its also fatty

[grim edge]

Oh hell nah brick is here

[hard gyro]

What gave it away?

[hasty iris]

What is the solution here?

[grim edge]

you know how gay ppl have gaydars? i have smth similar for writers

[hard gyro]

Fair enough.

[grim edge]

What is that question young man

[hasty iris]

uncultured swine

[feral hollow]

the solution would be

techically a draw since no pieces on board

[hard gyro]

Wild.

[grim edge]

Im finally leaving florida in 4h @hasty iris

[random drum]

Good Morning Gokuldham

[hard gyro]

Solution would be "Why tf is it a 1X4 board?"

[feral hollow]

better answer

MY MANS TOOK 40 SECONDS TO HANG THE QUEEN

[random drum]

what comes before 47 ? 💀

[feral hollow]

what was bro thinking

[hard gyro]

Good morning Amay

[random drum]

u wanna get pinned ?

[random drum]

Sup?

[hasty iris]

[hard gyro]

How is that not a blunder, rather a mistake?

[feral hollow]

my dude Ive had worse mistakes

[hard gyro]

Nothing much, prepping for college bhai. Wbu?

[feral hollow]

I can find some for you if you want

[random drum]

Online class bcz of floods here.

[hasty iris]

[hard gyro]

Sheesh, sorry to hear that.

[random drum]

My city is fine. dw

[hard gyro]

Imma try Il Vaticano, hold up.

[slender heart]

any really good players wanna go agaiinst me?

[random drum]

We need some peace in punjab 💀

[feral hollow]

LA is worse

we got the weirdest weathers

god literally pisses whenever he wants to

[misty sedge]

rent a gf pfp😟😔

[grim edge]

lmao u californians are getting a tropical storm rn right

[slender heart]

w anime but i only watche season 1

[grim edge]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[feral hollow]

what, im in california

[grim edge]

weakass tropical storm FOOLS

[feral hollow]

oh I said LA I meant california

[misty sedge]

I'm having brain tumor cause of the mc

☠️

[random drum]

This photo is good tbh

[grim edge]

are getting. will get. mb im hallucinating a tropical depression who knoowwwsss

[hard gyro]

Tropical depression?

[feral hollow]

on my side ( near the beach ) we only had one huge rainstorm around 10-20 days ago, one full week of rain FOR THE WHOLE YEAR ( I think )

[hard gyro]

Oh, that tropical depression.

[grim edge]

lol

[hard gyro]

Idk why my mind went to the mental condition "Depression"

[feral hollow]

Well quality over quanlity ig

[hard gyro]

Whatever ig

[feral hollow]

Who doesnt want landslides to land in your house RATHER then HAVING NOMRAL RAIN

[hard gyro]

I-

[misty sedge]

does senor sleep

[feral hollow]

no

[hard gyro]

I literally just woke up

[feral hollow]

is it weird I almost never had a huge rating drop?

people always say dropping around 100-200 rating is normal but its never happened to me

[hard gyro]

Soon.

[feral hollow]

never

[hard gyro]

Everyone tilts

You shall too.

[feral hollow]

what does tilt even mean tbh

[grim edge]

it is better to have played and to have tilted than never to have played at all

[feral hollow]

ive only heard people say it I just assumed it means angry

[hard gyro]

True.

[hexed pecan]

Anyone know if Reynolds takata still coaches?

[random drum]

Social Science is so boring

[feral hollow]

biology is worse

[hard gyro]

Tell me smth new lmao

[feral hollow]

I would take social sience over biology every day

[grim edge]

biogoloy

[feral hollow]

Ive tilted, but for some reason chess.com just gives me my rating back?

[random drum]

I don't like bio bcz I like physics and chem. I am not good at physics but I am trying hard daily

[feral hollow]

its happened twice when I was stuck at 1600

[random drum]

bio is tough I can't memorize that shit

[feral hollow]

still am, but for some reason I lost 20-30 rating points and got them back?

[random drum]

Physics is tough

[grim edge]

physics is fun :p

[random drum]

yes but it is tough too

[grim edge]

very annoyign tho

[hasty iris]

i appreciate social sciences more now than before. used to be a bore

now i realize it matters a lot

[final condor]

Les get it

Getting my ankles wrapped

[grim edge]

ice skatign ????

[upbeat viper]

that's not how laces are supposed to be like

[final condor]

Yes I bought custom skates worth more than my pc

[grim edge]

i have a massive scar on my hand from ice skating

[hard gyro]

What would you know?

[upbeat viper]

[final condor]

Correct but we are molding my ankles

[grim edge]

i hate that sport more than life itself. good on u tho sir goose

[hard gyro]

Jk

How are you doing, Bast?

[upbeat viper]

woke up like 1hr ago

doing gud so far

:')

[hard gyro]

Same lmao

[final condor]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ me and you don’t like the same sports but we both love chess habibi

[next geyser]

ez

[hard gyro]

Great to hear that.

[grim edge]

omg..... ur so right

[upbeat viper]

word killer

[grim edge]

i am a court stenographer my wpm is 3000

[next geyser]

that is literally impossible

[grim edge]

i am a court stenographer tho

[unique lance]

why are 1100 elo puzzles harder than 1900 elo puzzles lmao

[unique lance]

you must've added a zero bro lmao

[hard gyro]

I-

[next geyser]

yeah is it just me or do puzzle ratings feel stupidly inaccurate

[final condor]

Here’s what I can hit whims (site is called monkeytype)

[hard gyro]

3000wpm

A power I wish I could have.

[grim edge]

haha nice try i trust my trainign more than a non stegasaurus bumpkin like u

[hard gyro]

Non-stegasaurus bumpkin

I assure you that this phrase was never spoken in history before.

[next geyser]

you beat me

[hasty iris]

huh? arent u in france

[hasty iris]

100% accuracy must be stockfish abuser

[unique lance]

cope

[next geyser]

lol

[upbeat viper]

I am

[final condor]

10 words lmao

[grim edge]

bast i got called quirky today what does this meanm

[unique lance]

whenever I play puzzle rush I always get stuck on 1100 longer than any other section

but my puzzle rating is almost 2000 lmao

[hasty iris]

cope

[unique lance]

malding why?

[hard gyro]

My mobile typing speed sucks lmao.

[final condor]

Mobile typing sucks and if you like it you deserve to stalemate every game your playing

[hard gyro]

No he's not.

He's runner up.

[unique lance]

bro out here blunder reacting everyone lmfao

[grim edge]

PRAGGGAAAAAAAA

[hard gyro]

201 wpm is crazy

[unique lance]

apparently this steno kiddie is typing 3000 wpm...not sure how to compete 💀

[vestal kestrel]

a

[final condor]

I love my keyboard

[grim edge]

my court stegosaurus training is extremely valuable

oooo pretty

[foggy isle]

it looks eatable

[foggy isle]

☹️

[misty sedge]

How did bro even beat hikaru

impossible

[hard gyro]

Prodigy thing, you know?

[grim edge]

power of friendship

[final condor]

Took a better video with the new switches in

[misty sedge]

he just popped out no where and clapped all these gms😭

[final condor]

Sound test

[foggy isle]

i stand by my word, eatable.

[final condor]

Literally all clack

[foggy isle]

it even sounds yummy

[foggy isle]

FR

[foggy isle]

by the power of friendshipppp!!

[hard gyro]

If y'all don't think that keyboard sounds satisfying, get new eardrums.

[foggy isle]

no why did i imagine him as a power puff girl so clearly

[foggy isle]

☹️

[final condor]

Your gonna eat these?

[foggy isle]

is it not?

[foggy isle]

yes

chomp chomp

no why do i actually feel like picking out my keyboard and eating them one by one...

guys should i do it

[torpid pike]

chess gave me coochie

[hard gyro]

Get mental help.

[foggy isle]

whatthewhat

[torpid pike]

without chess I am coochie less

[hard gyro]

HUH?

[foggy isle]

thats a phrase i never thought i would hear

[torpid pike]

I opened used kings pawn to distract her from the fact that I have no rubber

mate In 4

35 second match

[hard gyro]

Dude, what are you on about?

[foggy isle]

why

why do i need to know that

[torpid pike]

idk tbh

saw it on TikTok had to steal it

[random drum]

faster than my pc typing 💀

[final condor]

Joke is that he used the opening to hide the fact that he had no condom

And that he mated in 34

[torpid pike]

I love you mr goose

[foggy isle]

first time i actually saw one of the tiktok comments do it

[final condor]

seconds.

[normal hatch]

Most funny tiktok content

[torpid pike]

fair assessment

[toxic plover]

any one wana play agent me

bet you wont win

[grim edge]

the chess lessons on chess.com are really misleading. They ask you to find stuff that only can result from the worst moves being played. For example here, they want you to initiate trades after nxg4 but if the opponent plays bd4, it prevents the entire thing from happening. So it really doesn't make sense to me. Are we supposed to anticipate our opponent will make a move that brings him from -1 to -5?

followup is Qxd3, Qxd3, Rxd3, h3, Bxg4, hxg4, Rxe3

[torpid pike]

Agent

[torpid pike]

This isn’t breaking news, chess.con has a bottleneck on the information they’re willing to teach new players. Some may say that it leaves room for growth and shows you bare minimum of thinking that has to be done in order to come out in positive material, while others argue that the lessons are simply stupid and irrelevant in the long run as you’ll have to go back and fix all of the holes in your technique left by the lessons.

[grim edge]

this is a diamond membership lesson, so paying $16.99 for it should probably be testing us on the right stuff. I mean, I don't care what they ask, we should technically be able to find it, but it doesn't make sense to find a tactical pattern assuming the opponent won't counter it in a way that makes sense.

[torpid pike]

Personally, I liked it quite well when I was a 400, merely because the outside perspective and illogical thinking helped me think “outside of the box”( in 400 terms).

[torpid pike]

Of course!

Honestly, you should’ve went with gold or platinum (whichever the $10.99 is) instead until around 1000-1500

[grim edge]

I'm just on the free trial

[torpid pike]

After that, diamond isn’t necessary if you know how to review your own games, but if you’d like the help, go for it

[grim edge]

I basically did the pc trial for 2 weeks now I'm doing a trial on my phone, lol

[hasty iris]

bro has 2 accounts

[grim edge]

but I might just get the $7 one

no, its the same account - they allowed me to do it

[hasty iris]

mods

[torpid pike]

That’s what I did at first😂

[hasty iris]

wait i didnt even know u could thats coool

[torpid pike]

Is two accounts not allowed?

[grim edge]

I don't even have two accounts

[hasty iris]

no only if u have your second approved

[grim edge]

it's under the same account

[torpid pike]

Oops😭

[hasty iris]

they can ip ban u if u have 2 seperate accounts

[torpid pike]

They’ll cope eventually ^-^

[hasty iris]

yea ur good dw

[grim edge]

I went on my phone to buy the membership

which is the same acc as my pc acc, and it just gave me another trial

[torpid pike]

swag

[hasty iris]

u should play in my arena

and get it for free 😎

[torpid pike]

I thought only really good players got free diamond?

[hasty iris]

bro found the loophole. now u go back to pc for another free trial

[grim edge]

idk I'm still learning, I get so nervous during real games, I've just been doing lessons and playing against neural bots (human like) but they are 1500ish so it's really hard to beat them. Highest i've gotten was 88 accuracy

[hasty iris]

i run a chess.com affiliated club!

[grim edge]

Honestly, I don't even know if it's intended but I didn't do anything wrong, they just gave it to me.

I have like 60 completed lessons on my acc XD

[torpid pike]

Oh nice! I didn’t even know there were online clubs

[hasty iris]

yeah the clubs section on chesscom

it's fun im in like 10

join mine and play in the arenas every month i give 3 diamond memberships 🙂

august arena just finished last saturday but septembers is coming soon

[grim edge]

maybe down the line I'll keep it in mind 🙂

I've been learning the evans gambit, it seems like such a fun line with so many responses on both sides.

[hasty iris]

it's good that u like studying chess

[grim edge]

there's honestly so much though.. theres 5different variations if they accept it, 5 if they deny it, and thats even if you freaking get to the position.

[hasty iris]

i hate learning theory

[grim edge]

I like learning more than playing LMAOOO

but that's just cuz im not that comfortable yet

[grim edge]

Same (I hate it once I actually start learning theory)

I try to play it after I've learned a course on like a certain gambit

but my opponent sometimes plays random shit

and I'm like well...

[latent pebble]

Should I watch the giris QuickStarter or just do the short and sweet

The sicilian might be my side thing

[grim edge]

Just watch rent a girlfriend!

[grim edge]

I watched the first season and its really good though (only good thing is the animation, the plot is just nonexistent and everything else is straight up trash)

[hasty iris]

apparently 27% pass rate but easiest thing ever

[grim edge]

I mean, you are only 100 rated, you don't have to take it that seriously if you dont enjoy it

[grim edge]

Bold coming from someone under 1000

huh? LOL

[hasty iris]

100 is really good

almost top 99!

[grim edge]

o......

hes top 100? D:

[hasty iris]

i will show u something that will be lifechanging

[grim edge]

just ignore me I have to learn the inside jokes here lol

[hasty iris]

nah if u check his profile he is like 2k rated or something lol

[grim edge]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Yeah - I just assumed cause it was in his name lmfao

Im like 800

[grim edge]

I hate you for showing that

nice!

If i stop playing for a long time maybe I will actually be 800

Thats my new goal

[hasty iris]

u already are 😉

[grim edge]

I will adopt you in rapid

You think so?

[hasty iris]

bro ur 0-4 record against me says otherwise

[grim edge]

I only take seriously rapid and literally dont care about anything else that is why

[latent pebble]

Wait wtf

[grim edge]

I dont want to grind 3 different time modes plus puzzles so i just focus on rapid

[latent pebble]

1700 rapid 800 rest 💀

[grim edge]

I do puzzles on lichess when i actually want to do puzzles (which i never do)

[latent pebble]

Unless you don't play the other time constraints the opponents should be a breeze

[grim edge]

I stopped playing the game though

[grim edge]

Yeah it is

[ebon gust]

It’s a brick!!!

[grim edge]

I like being able to say im both 800 and 1700

[latent pebble]

Do you play najdorf

[hasty iris]

i beat him too hard he quit chess frfr

[ebon gust]

I play intercontinental ballistic middle

Best opening

[grim edge]

yeah, 62 full chess.com lessons completed 😛

[latent pebble]

🤓

[hasty iris]

better do them all before ur trial ends lol

[grim edge]

lmfao there's way too many

the evans gambit (not even declined) was like 1.5 hour

with the video and the quizzes

they can be helpful. the quizzes, not so much. I mean, to gloss over and get the right ideas, but they expect bad moves sometimes.

[hasty iris]

nah it's fine to prepare for bad moves

[grim edge]

h,m,m

[hasty iris]

cause if ur opponent if out of prep then u can learn to take advantage

[grim edge]

If i take the game seriously its over for you lil bro

my best accuracy was 95.4 and it said im 1200 but its because my opponent gave me a queen and blundered a bishop lol

300 elo players ftw

My best accuracy is 100 on 3 moves

I got 88 accuracy against a 1500 bot on lichess, but still lost :/

been trying to beat that one, it spposedly plays like a human, called maia bot.

yeah, I know. every time I try to chat it's usually people attacking me lol

[grim edge]

I hate playing against bots that are supposed to play like humans, I prefer to play humans that acts like bots

[grim edge]

LMAO

Bots are actually weird though

the chess.com bots play perfect, then they blunder

or if you play correct book moves for like 9 moves, they will just flop and be like - you did so well, take the win

maia bot on lichess is legit though, it plays the most common moves of humans

They act as if they dont have board vision or smth

you are 1702 rapid? the maia bot 1500 you should play it and tell me what you think! i can link it

[grim edge]

https://lichess.org/@/maia5

oh no its 1656 in rapid rn

o

just more curious to see if you think it plays like a human or not

Oh it gains or loses elo

yeah, it's a real thing

like it mimics humans and they use the data for training

but you can play it casually

[digital phoenix]

ur bad

[grim edge]

Cant play it rn though, about to go to the airport

[grim edge]

I usually am the one attacking people so mb

well i'm gonna go now, nice talking to you

[hasty iris]

how do u challenge it?

[hasty iris]

have a good flight

[grim edge]

top right, the swords, there's also a 2100 version

its 4 icons it'll say challenge to a game

[digital phoenix]

shocking

[grim edge]

@hasty iris if you are going to play it i'll stay i'm curious to see if you think it's human like

[hasty iris]

gotcha ill play it rn

[digital phoenix]

did u know pixel left btw

[latent pebble]

Somebody gave me their own classical sicilian course with like 300 variations but I'm not doing allat

[digital phoenix]

sell

[latent pebble]

no

I can't physically give

[digital phoenix]

too shit at chess

[latent pebble]

💀

[digital phoenix]

literally he just said he needed to be better at chess

[latent pebble]

@pixelated

I reckon he’ll be back soon

[digital phoenix]

probably

[latent pebble]

@grim edge is this a well known line

[digital phoenix]

Rd7+

[latent pebble]

What

[restive storm]

Rh7

[digital phoenix]

Nd5+

[latent pebble]

Bxg6

[restive storm]

Bb5

[latent pebble]

Qb6

[upbeat viper]

owo

[digital phoenix]

bros not even giving legal moves

[restive storm]

e1 promote to knook

[upbeat viper]

Owo4+

[latent pebble]

You're illegal

[digital phoenix]

thats racist

[latent pebble]

Nuh uh

[restive storm]

Open Sicilian and Ruy Lopez theory too difficult

Why did I pick such theoretical openings💀

[hasty iris]

it blundered a tactic that i premoved

[grim edge]

lmao so did you think it was more like a human than a chess.com bot?

[hasty iris]

mmmm nah it was kinda the same lol

play decent then blunder a tactic

and then after it fell apart even more

[grim edge]

well, it is trained off of human data. but it is also 1500, so it shouldnt be blundering a ton

[untold quail]

The ahsoka show is so disappointing bro

[grim edge]

Thanks, i barely sleep at all

[modest swan]

Hey guys which has more draws? Every chess game that ended in a draw or every game of tic tac toe that was played by only 2 people for their entire life?

[untold quail]

Tic tac toe

The only way to win tic tac toe is if ur opponent is mentally slow

[digital phoenix]

yes

[modest swan]

now I wonder. how many draws happened in tic tac toe? like 100 million? more than that?

[hasty iris]

hmm. it blundered a pretty simple tactic any human would see at 1500 level

[untold quail]

Billions

Probably more tbh

A number we can’t even comprehend

[grim edge]

does anyone do the move that it made in the lichess datbaase?

[mossy comet]

people who play tic tac toe are to, th e tac fka the e f f d.!/&£}£~¥_€{¥<€,

[restive storm]

You can lose in tic tac toe if you forget the instant draw and sometimes it actually does happen

[rocky moat]

🌞

[hasty iris]

lol maybe idk

[digital phoenix]

but what if there was a bullet tic tac toe game like do as many as u can person who runs out of time loses

[grim edge]

it could have been something to do with premoving

[restive storm]

Like here red to move has a forced win

[hasty iris]

i intentionally moved my bishop as a waiting move

[untold quail]

Why would tic tac toe take more than a minute

[hasty iris]

and he took the pawn

[digital phoenix]

just do as many as u can some people just forget

[modest swan]

just go above left and it's mate in three

[untold quail]

I mean people do win in tic tac toe but the amount of draws r overwhelming

[grim edge]

you won the queen with check right?

[restive storm]

Shoot I haven’t studied this variation yet

[digital phoenix]

where check

[feral hollow]

what the hell is this

[restive storm]

I think any corner wins

[grim edge]

he checks the enemy king after queen takes

[modest swan]

true

[feral hollow]

I meant what line this is

[hasty iris]

oh im dumb i couldve done that lol. i took with my queen then did the check. im so dumb now that u mention it

[grim edge]

LMAOOOO

really?

[echo kestrel]

Top left

[modest swan]

tbh what is the percentage of tic tac toe?
I'm thinking of something like

84% Draw
14% Player 1 wins
0.00000001% Player 2 wins

[grim edge]

thats just what I saw XD

[mossy comet]

the cyclic game: three victors variation

[hasty iris]

im so dumb man

[grim edge]

oh no, I meant qe8

you said tactic 😛

[hasty iris]

what

that doesnt work

[latent pebble]

Random one

[hasty iris]

the right play was Bxf7+ when he took with the queen

[grim edge]

@hasty iris qxc3, qe8+, nf8 qxf7+ kh8, xf8#

[latent pebble]

It is probably equal high depth mine is really low and says -1ish

[hasty iris]

oh u right

i was playing too fast cause this bot was moving instantly

still won cleanly though after

[grim edge]

what was the thing you thought I meant?

[hasty iris]

nothing. i didnt look further past Qe8+

[grim edge]

I've been doing lessons all day lmao I was like - backrank! backrank! and the had no way to defend

[grim edge]

I agree to the first 3 words of your message

well it would be more like a kiss of death than a backrank but yeah

[hasty iris]

🤡

[grim edge]

Kiss of death sounds so hot

it's a checkmate type XD

Imagine giving a kiss of death

[hasty iris]

tbh it still kinda played like a bot, it put its knight on a5 for no reason

no human would do that

[grim edge]

maybe it saw something

[grim edge]

I lowkey dont lnow what it is

[grim edge]

i've learned about kiss of death, arabian, anastasias, bodens, backrank, epaulette, what else..

Bro knows more checkmate names than me

[hasty iris]

dont even know those 💀

[grim edge]

lmaooo... D: studying

[echo kestrel]

Internet failure be like: (3+0 game btw)

[grim edge]

Are you doing a gm lvl prep or something cause bruh that is advanced

[grim edge]

i've just been using magnus trainer I'm halfway done with it