💬〡general-off-topic

[pine bison]

Should be very straightforward

[raven dock]

💀 same

[grim edge]

Who wanna 1v1

[honest mirage]

i just wanna be 180cm bro

[digital phoenix]

i like being 5'8

[inland shore]

Damn we are done for

[grim edge]

I play with only attack helicopter are you

[grizzled valve]

octagon or boxing ring?

[dire cargo]

why not 182

[pulsar drum]

me

[bright prairie]

fu all nobody can help in the official discord server !!

[digital phoenix]

GOOGLE THE DAMN ANSWER IDIOT

[dire cargo]

true

[grim edge]

Octagon

[pine bison]

Did you even try

[grim edge]

i'm fine at my height. i havent had a growth spurt in like a year so i'm getting comfortable with it (5'9)

[digital phoenix]

LIKE WOW WHY ASK GOOGLE WHEN I CAN ASK PEOPLE WHO ARENT STAFF WHO KNOW SHIT

[bright prairie]

yes i promis

[rough dome]

I did

[grizzled valve]

8 oz gloves or 12 oz?

[honest mirage]

i am almost there but like i wanna hit the 6 foot mark or 180cm

[grim edge]

Where

[grim edge]

Bruh seriously chess

[honest mirage]

what do you need bro

[rough dome]

In dms then I deleted

[digital phoenix]

@bright prairie LAZY SHIT HERES UR ANSWER

[grim edge]

I am fine at my height 10'12

[digital phoenix]

MAYBE NEXT TIME USE UR DAMN BRAIN

[honest mirage]

YOOYOYOYOYOO CALM DOWN

[grizzled valve]

you asked me to 1v1 what you expect?

[bright prairie]

you 1700 frfr

[pine bison]

Real but chill lasagna

[honest mirage]

hes 2200-2399

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Cheese 1v1 rapid okay?

[inland shore]

He doesn't have one unfortunately

[bright prairie]

i would say hes 3600

[pine bison]

[honest mirage]

bro you can see the rating on the dc profile bruh

[digital phoenix]

its fake

[grizzled valve]

8 oz octagon, standart boxing rules. SET

[honest mirage]

wdym

[bright prairie]

bruh i was joking

[digital phoenix]

thats why a mod had to put 1700 on my profile to specify

[grim edge]

Yes or no

[honest mirage]

oh damn

[grim edge]

bro lasagna is 1700. the username literally confirms it

[digital phoenix]

i bribed them for 2200 role

[minor gazelle]

cheese 🗿

[raven dock]

@pine bison literally right infront of your eyes lol

[grizzled valve]

yes on my terms

[digital phoenix]

i had to boost the server

[pine bison]

Yes indeed

[honest mirage]

oooops cause some are trolling with their ratings yk

[digital phoenix]

right forgot abou my mod perms

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

[bright prairie]

https://www.chess.com/awards/anis_84/achievement/progressive_blitz_rating?threshold=1300

[digital phoenix]

i could just use my mod perms and give myself more roles

[honest mirage]

how to get the chat overlord role 😭

[bright prairie]

untilted!

[grim edge]

we stay humble. only a little mod abuse with the chat overlord role

[digital phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/awards/lasanga/achievement/progressive_blitz_rating?threshold=2400

[bright prairie]

i need 69 achievments

[honest mirage]

same+

[pine bison]

Cheese overlord

[bright prairie]

you a cat ?

[pine bison]

https://www.chess.com/awards/pein/achievement/progressive_blitz_rating?threshold=2400

[light lark]

Hello

[pine bison]

Imagine

[digital phoenix]

definitely i can type with paws dont need hands

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-25810828

[digital phoenix]

catch these hands

[honest mirage]

i am a cat

[hard pelican]

anybody 60 + 30 ?

[digital phoenix]

= 90

[honest mirage]

https://www.chess.com/member/floryn123

i am a cat fr fr

[grim edge]

ew bullet

[digital phoenix]

not even 2k puzzles sucks to suck

[honest mirage]

i was 2184 but i then lost it at night

[bright prairie]

what is blitz average ?

[honest mirage]

idk

[digital phoenix]

800 probably

[grim edge]

Hybrid

[honest mirage]

pshhhtt i am 1151 rapid

[grim edge]

rip

[pine bison]

Anyone else got that 0 elo going on

[bright prairie]

he is a furry

[pine bison]

https://www.chess.com/member/pein

[honest mirage]

yes i know i am trash

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

i am too dw 👍

[digital phoenix]

u clearly cant spell pain

[bright prairie]

teache me

[honest mirage]

HAHHAHHA

[pine bison]

Same thing different spelling

[honest mirage]

172 games played interesting

[digital phoenix]

also yeah u just play one unrated ull get 0

[grim edge]

Frank has better stats

[digital phoenix]

idk how u set the rating that shows tho

[grim edge]

Jk

[digital phoenix]

if its even possible

[grim edge]

Idk

[pine bison]

Good thing this isnt my main account lole

[honest mirage]

i have to make a ony blitz account and i can troll on it aswell

[pine bison]

[honest mirage]

that would be funny

[pine bison]

You need permission for a second account tho

[honest mirage]

who do i ask tho

[vital acorn]

Can I do the ping back in seconds before changing your pfp

[pine bison]

https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts#:~:text=YES%2C Chess.com now allows,may want a second account.

[mystic stream]

[honest mirage]

thanks pain

[inland shore]

How would they know you got a second one

[pine bison]

They know

[bright prairie]

@digital phoenix any advices for a 1300 elo player ?

[honest mirage]

do they really know?

[raven dock]

they know evertying

[inland shore]

Nah

[digital phoenix]

dont play london

[inland shore]

Nope

[pine bison]

Yes we find alt accounts pretty easily

[grim edge]

bro i cant even get a high puzzles rating because i can only do 3/day

[vital acorn]

The "YES" and "TWO" seems convincing to a people who didn't read to the end

[honest mirage]

@bright prairie play the cow or the bongcloud opening for 2000 elo

[bright prairie]

i dont play london or sicillian

[inland shore]

You can?

[raven dock]

that doesnt help, i dont play london, give another advice

[honest mirage]

ooops

[pine bison]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

be better

[raven dock]

its also not that hard

[inland shore]

Then find how many i got

[raven dock]

that's also done, give some valuable advice man

[honest mirage]

bro just be quiet

[pine bison]

Aight bet, do know that your main account will also be closed lol

[honest mirage]

bro wants his accounts to be banned aint no way

[raven dock]

you really want to get exposed with your 10 alt accounts

[digital phoenix]

get good, dont lose, win more, dont blunder, play more accurately

[inland shore]

Ayo bro its just a joke

[bright prairie]

the bongcloud my best weapon

[honest mirage]

mine too

100% winrate against hikaru

[grizzled valve]

list me all prohibited words

[grim edge]

N/A winrate against hikaru 🔥

[raven dock]

the only thing I can do is dont blunder.

[pine bison]

Better self close your unauthorised alt accounts then

[pine bison]

Why

[raven dock]

[rose lake]

aa

[mystic stream]

My alt account is called magnuscarlsen

[grizzled valve]

wanna know what to use and what not

[vague igloo]

Wins round +2 elo loses round -1638 elo

[grizzled valve]

is anything with f word allowed?

[digital phoenix]

is it verfiied

[honest mirage]

mine is sinister magnus

[raven dock]

fountain

[mystic stream]

No

[grim edge]

Who won

[digital phoenix]

wow reported banned

[raven dock]

mine is dr drunkstein

[inland shore]

Where to get perm

[rough dome]

Bruh

[digital phoenix]

carlsen obviously

[honest mirage]

what

[raven dock]

that "obviously" was really needed

[pine bison]

At the perm shop

[rough dome]

Guys I need 5 elo to reach 1700 play with me and resign

[honest mirage]

i think prag is gonna win the world chess championship in like 5 years

[grim edge]

@grizzled valve bro is going to test all of the words himself 💀

[digital phoenix]

clearly

[honest mirage]

or less

[pine bison]

@grizzled valve why are you here

[raven dock]

what is this witchcraft

[inland shore]

Perm bro

[grizzled valve]

testing ban list

[pine bison]

Ok

[rough dome]

Lol

[grizzled valve]

i think r word is gonna get me permabanned....

[honest mirage]

you achieved your goal

[honest mirage]

bro dont.

[digital phoenix]

wow u hate rocks?

[raven dock]

@pine bison test your ban button on him

[bright prairie]

a french is top 1 in blitz

[digital phoenix]

dude why do people hate rocks

[raven dock]

demn @pine bison

[pine bison]

[uncut oxide]

"Bonsoir je suis une baguette"

[grim edge]

Lmao what

[bright prairie]

croissant

[grim edge]

AHH IM GETTING RICH

[woven marsh]

Any1 wanna call random

[raven dock]

we only care about Rapid and Classical

[bright prairie]

stop lying

[grim edge]

Who is we?

[rough dome]

Who told you that

[grim edge]

Im not gonna agree with a 1000

[raven dock]

not a lie

[grim edge]

ok at gm level bullet is also valid

[raven dock]

people

[grim edge]

Nah he’s obviously talking about recharged

[grim edge]

U1000 ppl maybe

[bright prairie]

blitz is literraly the best mode

[grim edge]

come at me

[humble oracle]

i thought he was iranian

[bright prairie]

dude

[grim edge]

Nah im busy

[grim edge]

:c

I will be busy this whole week tbh

[uncut oxide]

he is

[grim edge]

alr

[pine bison]

In rapid we trust

[grim edge]

Amen

Amen to that brother

[pine bison]

[rough dome]

Yeah

[bright prairie]

you disappoint me

[grim edge]

pain do you want to play a game

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[pine bison]

No im grocerie shoppin

[bright prairie]

nice

[grim edge]

💀

[pine bison]

Sorry anime girl ;(

[grim edge]

what are you getting

[pine bison]

Bread

[grim edge]

thats fair

[bright prairie]

dont worry ai girl

[grim edge]

bread is dope

[pine bison]

Why do people keep thinking my pfp is ai

Its not ai

Amh

Sndjannda

[high seal]

hello there

[keen parrot]

its not allen iverson

[grim edge]

yo why did you put your pronouns as "Magnus / nakamura"

[wide ermine]

ok

[keen parrot]

i agree

[pine bison]

Real

[high seal]

sup

[bright prairie]

i identify as magnus nakamura

[pine bison]

Anyways imma peace out

Seeya chat

[high seal]

adios pain

[keen parrot]

bye pain

[grim edge]

Get water too

[pine bison]

Hell na

Milk 👍🏽

[grim edge]

MILK?

[exotic wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143840742368878682.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[grim edge]

I’m getting lactose intolerant just thinking about it

[grim edge]

im sorry to hear that

Regardless I love my pancakes

waffles >

idc if I pay the price

[grim edge]

WORDDDDDD

Waffles are 🔛 🔝

[honest mirage]

i am not

[grim edge]

you can literally put everything into the little pockets

[grim edge]

That is useful information floryn

[honest mirage]

i know break

[grim edge]

LOL

[light lark]

Hello everyone

[grim edge]

What’s up gang

[mystic stream]

Anyone play val

[grim edge]

Sorry I meant to do caps

WHATS UP GANG

[upbeat viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071874036252033084/1144240170300882944/image.png

[grim edge]

Hurrah

[light lark]

Just finished school wbu?

[grim edge]

I’m still on my summer break

[light lark]

Cool

[grim edge]

I’m chasing dough

[light lark]

[simple lagoon]

Brub someone tell my kittens to shut up while they eating

[digital phoenix]

u gotta be kitten me

[grim edge]

meow

[simple lagoon]

SHUT UP

[rose lake]

hi

[weak chasm]

whoo won?

[grim edge]

First message of yours that made me giggle

[rose lake]

magnus

[safe pendant]

hey who wants to play im 600~

[keen parrot]

both

[simple jetty]

This is hilarious xD >https://www.chess.com/game/live/86625033611

[worn ice]

M_Dinislam (1963) vs. Estou_de_volta (1671)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 d6 6. Bc4 g6 7. Bg5 [Bg7] 8. O-O Nxe4 9. Nxc6 Nxc3 10. Nxd8 Nxd1 11. Nxf7 Nxb2 12. Nxd6+ exd6 13. Rae1+ Be5 14. f4 h6 15. Bb5+ Bd7 16. fxe5 Bxb5 17. exd6+ Kd7 18. Re7+ Kxd6 19. Bf6 Bxf1 20. Kxf1 Rhf8 

[neon parrot]

My chess is a disaster when my sleep is ruined, haha

[viscid jacinth]

ded

[neon parrot]

I'm 1070 do you have any tips on how I can reach 1200

i reached 1125 once and dropped

[grim edge]

Play better

[grim edge]

If you delete the last 6 words I agree

[viscid jacinth]

just do puzzles and play everyday and always calculate what your opponent will do after your move

[rough dome]

Hey

[sour moon]

Instructions unclear, I followed my opponent home

[neon parrot]

I do all of that already, so I just need to keep doing it and I will reach it?

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[neon parrot]

Maybe some day I will reach 1400 or 1500 like you

[viscid jacinth]

sure

[sour moon]

Sure

[rough dome]

Wassup people

[viscid jacinth]

Wassup

[rough dome]

Does anyone have ipho discord

[sour moon]

That's sus on your part

[viscid jacinth]

That aint pink thats the colour of the flesh

[digital phoenix]

overexaggeration

[viscid jacinth]

What black people

[sour moon]

Mucus membranes

[grim edge]

Yk people with a dark skin

[rough dome]

Tf bro

[viscid jacinth]

Oh that

not really

I am on a longass break

[sour moon]

That's the colour and it applies to all races I think

[rough dome]

They even have dark flesh

[viscid jacinth]

i would surely be afraid of a clown

[sour moon]

Basicly the flesh that touches your eyes is this kind of a pink

Which is what so.eone was trying to explain

[viscid jacinth]

noice

[rough dome]

Wtf you saying

[sour moon]

Relax

[sour moon]

Mucous membrane color and moisture are easily observed at the level of the oral mucosa, the gingiva. In health, the gingiva should be both pink and moist

[exotic wedge]

Finding some mods for my new server?

[bright prairie]

i'm literally 50% of him

[rough dome]

Your bio sucks

[boreal scroll]

xdd

[grim edge]

GUYS I FOUND A BIG MOVE HERE ITS MATE IN 5 FIRST TO FIND THE MOVE GETS A VIRTUAL HUG

[viscid jacinth]

Wha

[bright prairie]

i'm magnus nakamura

[rough dome]

And how is it responsible for colour in skin

[exotic wedge]

Re8

[sour moon]

Re8?

[sour moon]

I gave flesh colour the meaning of mucus membrane colour

[exotic wedge]

We got the same move damn

[bright prairie]

sac the rook easy

[sour moon]

Idk if it's the best white was clearly winning

[grim edge]

chess.c*m sadly didnt recognize it as an brilliant

[rough dome]

Stfu

[exotic wedge]

Its just a rook trade

[bright prairie]

fr my g

[grim edge]

chill

[exotic wedge]

Thats right omg 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sour moon]

Yeah I mean the computer probably saw 6 moves that didn't lose the advantage

[rough dome]

Ok

[bright prairie]

its a rook sacrifice

[grim edge]

dang i was so proud of myself

[bright prairie]

💀

[sour moon]

You should be there there

[stark oriole]

who can see if i had a brilliant move in my game?

[lofty delta]

pragg sad

[exotic wedge]

Tbh my 700 elo brain is like this

[grim edge]

but @grim edge is a 2000 so its still cool ig

[grim edge]

? wdym

[astral prawn]

HI

[sour moon]

You should be proud of finding that move

[astral prawn]

GUYS I JUST HIT 500 ELOO

[exotic wedge]

Are bot elos real? Like i could beat antonio but not an 800

[sour moon]

There there, is a figure of empathetic speech

[grim edge]

@grim edge is looking for someone to torture maybe you can be the victim

[viscid jacinth]

Virtual hug by walter no way!???? Re8+ Kxe8, Qg6+ Kd8, and i cant find the follow up no hugsfor me

[bright prairie]

should say Your're Goddam Right

[astral prawn]

sure let 'em 1v1 me later

[bright prairie]

i'm 1300

[sour moon]

Nice

[nova verge]

Heyo! Just had some bacon and eggs 🍳

[grim edge]

Qc7+ Kf8 Qf8#

[bright prairie]

fr

[amber carbon]

Guys who won today magnus or pragg or was it a draw again?

[grim edge]

🫂

[bright prairie]

not hallal

[viscid jacinth]

How do you go Qc7

[nova verge]

??? What?

[bright prairie]

haram

[sour moon]

I feel you

[nova verge]

Bless you

[bright prairie]

stfu

[sour moon]

Pork is nice, but like beef is better

[viscid jacinth]

whats haram anyway

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-nuts-gif-22059896

[bright prairie]

not permissed in islam

[sour moon]

Are discord E girls permitted?

[bright prairie]

show 'em boy

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[bright prairie]

bruh

[keen parrot]

they are encouraged

[bright prairie]

ayo stop

[amber carbon]

Who won the championship today? Pragg or carlsen?????

[keen parrot]

who

[bright prairie]

me

[amber carbon]

Pragg won the 2023 world championship??????

[noble coral]

Hm

[amber carbon]

Gg to pragg yay!!!!!

[upbeat viper]

no

[bright prairie]

i'm literalyy pragg

[upbeat viper]

Magnus did

[amber carbon]

Bro-?

[keen parrot]

not me

[amber carbon]

Smh

[upbeat viper]

don't trust those goofy liars

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824521975371792416/1038115736083767386/deranker.gif

[restive storm]

Bro think the chess world cup and world chess championship are the same thing

💀

[sour moon]

This post confused me: We are proud of Praggnanandhaa for his remarkable performance at the FIDE World Cup! He showcased his exceptional skills and gave a tough fight to the formidable Magnus Carlsen in the finals. This is no small feat. Wishing him the very best for his upcoming tournaments.

[restive storm]

What the hell

[amber carbon]

Oh sorry my bad who won today's match?

Bro wht?

[upbeat viper]

didn't say anything against that, just he didn't win

[sour moon]

@keen parrot what's with the weird imagery?

[restive storm]

Spoiler for chess world cup winner
||Magus||

[amber carbon]

Nah that ain't inaccuracy it's a blunder

[restive storm]

It's time to play chess

[amber carbon]

Aww damn it but gg to pragg still :(

[upbeat viper]

too tired

[restive storm]

I wanted pragg to win too
I had an awesome meme

I'm just happy that fabi got 3td

[upbeat viper]

naaaah

[restive storm]

He was the player I rooted for the entire tournament

Don't

[compact spear]

Hi folks

[upbeat viper]

wot

[lofty delta]

why is magnus even playing chess? he refused to defend his championship title and now hes killing 18 year olds so he can play ding liren

[upbeat viper]

he won't play the candidates

he just wanted to get the title

because he never won that tournament

[sour moon]

Why does magnus play chess?

[upbeat viper]

aoké

what opening do you play against e4 and with white ?

[sour moon]

That's like 800 chess.xom and 600 fide

[lofty delta]

who did he lose to?

[restive storm]

no (o)-words

[upbeat viper]

He won this one tho'*

[lofty delta]

he says he doesnt much like chess. but he still plays

[sour moon]

Did he actually?

[wooden parrot]

LETS GOOO

[lofty delta]

anyone wann aplay?

[sour moon]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

boring player then

[lofty delta]

send link

[upbeat viper]

I don't wanna play against that

:')

[sour moon]

I'm lazy but sureee

[upbeat viper]

smart

[ashen mountain]

[upbeat viper]

smh

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[upbeat viper]

idk, mainline openings not some goofy rare stuff

[keen parrot]

Chessle 558 (Expert) 2/6

🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

https://jackli.gg/chessle

LMAOOOO

[upbeat viper]

[humble oracle]

i got 1st time holy shit

[keen parrot]

spoliers, plus try the hard one

[humble oracle]

no spoilers

[keen parrot]

my man

at first i tried a few random moves

[waxen isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[humble oracle]

wait i cant try the hard one

[keen parrot]

for clues

[waxen isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[upbeat viper]

idk how they thought about it so fast

[nova verge]

Cool poster

[humble oracle]

i solved the easy one and i cant switch to expert?

[grim edge]

I mean its kinda beginner type shit

[upbeat viper]

I tried all normal italian moves before being like 'aaah maybe some goofy dubious line'

no

I even tried today's variation of the first game Magnus - Pragg

with a4 early

[keen parrot]

well, i ||got e4 e5 on the first, plus Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 in different move places, so an italian start was obvious, then i figured it had to be a line without Nf6 so i went for Evans||

[little elm]

||evans can be worked out if you know there is no Nc3 Nf6 or O-O||

[bright glade]

a

[sullen idol]

yoooo

[upbeat viper]

listen up

here is a story

[sleek zealot]

no one cares

[upbeat viper]

about a little guy who lives in a blue world

[marble linden]

Is there any french Channel here ?

[upbeat viper]

nop

[sleek zealot]

thank god

[grim edge]

My dms 🫶

[upbeat viper]

all language channels except spanish for some reasons have been doomed

[sleek zealot]

ŋ

[marble linden]

Where Can i find this Channel ?

[upbeat viper]

you gotta get the spanish role

[worthy flume]

somehow i was in game with person 100 elo higher than me and won omg

[untold quail]

MAGNUS WONN LETS GOOOO

[grim edge]

bastoura wanna play a game

[upbeat viper]

nopge

[grim edge]

I played a guy yesterday, I destroyed him and he left the server

[untold quail]

Imagine getting destroyed by the same guy who says he’s bored of chess

[worthy flume]

i beated a higher people than me too but in not rated games

[upbeat viper]

bruh @grim edge why are you blitzing all your moves in a 30min game

smh

[grim edge]

:c

i trolled

hehehehe he trolled back

[upbeat viper]

perfection

[marble linden]

@grim edge i dm you

[grim edge]

What a cute profile of yours

@upbeat viper i won let me crush you

How did you get the blunder master title?

[upbeat viper]

bet

[upbeat viper]

you gotta make 10000 blunders

[grim edge]

How do you even know that you did 10k blunders 💀

why do you know this line

[upbeat viper]

because it's common knowledge

I'm 2k not a newb

[sleek zealot]

your father made 10000 blunders in just one night

[grim edge]

U sound like a 1400 tho

[upbeat viper]

true

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper no rm

[swift pecan]

I'm stuck in elo 100 help

[grim edge]

?

[radiant frost]

I will help

[upbeat viper]

was analyzing

[little geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933182751144808448.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[swift pecan]

@radiant frost I am having trouble with end games

[radiant frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933182751144808448.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[little geyser]

It doesn't work for me.https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1127321777706635396.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

:///

[radiant frost]

I know, because you don't trusted role

[little geyser]

Ohhhh

How i can get?

[radiant frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1127321777706635396.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[radiant frost]

Type /trust

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[wise portal]

when the sun shines its time to play

[radiant frost]

Wanna play unrated with me. I am not very high rated either

[indigo jetty]

2 draws 3 losses

U got lucky with that last game I shouldve won 😭😭😭

[swift pecan]

Yes sir

[little geyser]

/trust

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1127322127134113842.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[little geyser]

Nahh dont work :/

[indigo jetty]

My premium ends today 🥲

[radiant frost]

Bruh did you see the conditions you need to fulfill before you can get trusted role

[radiant frost]

You need to stay in server for 7 days

[frozen plume]

any way to get free premium???

[radiant frost]

After getting connected

And chat enough times

[little geyser]

Hmm no. I'm from the phone.

[hasty iris]

10 sets of tripped weighted pieces

[little geyser]

Thanks

[swift pecan]

https://play.chess.com/2WfhZ

[hasty iris]

10 boards
And 10 clocks

[frozen plume]

give fr

[little geyser]

Talked on 5 diffrent days what is that?@radiant frost

[frozen plume]

i got the dollar tree chess set 💀

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper i hope you stub your toe

[hasty iris]

This is insane I can barely lift the box ☠️

[indigo jetty]

How much was the whole thing?

[little geyser]

[upbeat viper]

lol

[nova verge]

That's so awesome!!!!

[little geyser]

👋

[last verge]

chess and whatnot

[nova verge]

Heyo

[indigo jetty]

Red DGT clocks are the best

[hasty iris]

Yes!

[grim edge]

what is up chat

[last verge]

fr???

[hasty iris]

600 USD

[upbeat viper]

soon adoption @grim edge

be careful

[indigo jetty]

😳

[little geyser]

[hasty iris]

10

[nova verge]

How r u doing??

[hasty iris]

The clocks alone are what makes it expensive yeah

[last verge]

holy shit i looked it up its real

[grim edge]

wait, each clock is $60 usd?

[hasty iris]

But I wanted some nice clocks cause them cheap ones drive me nuts

[last verge]

its literally two stopwatches why are chess clocks so much

[grim edge]

is shipping bad for you or is it actually that much

[hasty iris]

Roughly 50 each

[last verge]

well two timers i guess

[little elm]

i have an old clock

[grim edge]

i'd think they'd be like $15-30

and probably some cheap knockoff brand for like $10

[hasty iris]

No they're really expensive actually for a good clock

[grim edge]

thats crazy

[upbeat viper]

yay

[hasty iris]

The cheap ones are super annoying and light and they move around

And the button clicks aren't satisfying

[little elm]

the expensive clocks are very nice

[little elm]

dgt 3000 is very satisfying

[indigo jetty]

I once went to a tournament with yhe cheapest clockes ever they were so bad

[keen meadow]

Who won magnus or that kid

[grim edge]

"that kid" 💀

[little elm]

dgt 2010 is what I usually use in tournaments

[grim edge]

magnus won

[indigo jetty]

Idk u tell me

[hasty iris]

I wanted this one but they don't have anyone deal for them 😭

[keen meadow]

Im not spelling that name

[grim edge]

praggnanandha?

[hasty iris]

Fr that's so annoying

[last verge]

prosciutto

[indigo jetty]

Dgt3000 are the best clocks

[grim edge]

oops what did i mess up

[keen meadow]

Yeah that kid who won

[little geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1127321777706635396.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[little elm]

praggnanandhaa I think

[last verge]

double a at the end

[grim edge]

darn it

this is why a lot of people just call him prag(g)

[swift pecan]

Who is Adityachesser

[timber moat]

I agree sincerely

[ember kettle]

💀

[light lark]

Hello everyone

[timber moat]

hiya

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[light lark]

Hello what’s up

[zinc granite]

guys im 200 elo and did 2 brilliant moves

[timber moat]

Nothin really

[light lark]

Yo how you doing

[zinc granite]

can iask why these are brilliants if i can show someone

im 200 elo and i made 2 brilliants idk why can i show someone

[nova verge]

Good just drinking my Tim Hortons coffee and waiting for a podcast to start.

[light lark]

Cool

[nova verge]

hby??

[light lark]

Nice

[timber moat]

My stomach hurts :(

[nova verge]

Drink some water!

[light lark]

O I didn’t get it sorry

[timber moat]

I have but I think I’m sick

[ember kettle]

Damn

🦫

[timber moat]

Huh?

[nova verge]

Awwh then take some medicine.

[timber moat]

I’m in school

[light lark]

Go to hospital

[young gust]

need one player for among us(its an emergency)

[timber moat]

For my stomach hurting? Lol

[light lark]

Chillin

[light lark]

Yeah why not

[timber moat]

I live in the us

I’m not stepping foot into a hospital

unless I’m dying

[nova verge]

The US has nice hospitals. I am there a lot.

[light lark]

That’s not a reason uh

[grim edge]

hes so cute

[grim edge]

yeah? how nice are the bills?

[timber moat]

I’m not getting charged 2k usd for a stomach pain

[nova verge]

I got insurance so fine. ???

[upbeat viper]

free hospital in france be like

[light lark]

😅

[grim edge]

nah youre getting fined an arm and a leg

[grim edge]

the downside is that you have to be french

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

nice

[timber moat]

okay now it really hurts I’m just gonna sleep in class idk

[light lark]

You don’t have an insurance card?

[timber moat]

See y’all :P

[upbeat viper]

MVL*

[viscid jacinth]

Noice

[light lark]

No good idea

[light lark]

Cya ://

[upbeat viper]

Maxime Vachier Lagrave

yes

'va chier' means go shit in french

that was the fun fact of the day

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

gamers

please review this piece of shit of a game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86554172297?tab=review

[worn ice]

yasstto (1188) vs. MAXIMOS247 (1177)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. c4 Nf4 4. d4 Ng6 5. Nc3 e6 6. Bd3 Ne7 7. Bg5 Nbc6 8. Nf3 h6 9. Bh4 g5 10. Bg3 Rg8 11. O-O Nf5 12. Qa4 Bb4 13. Ne4 Be7 14. b4 Ncxd4 15. Nxd4 Nxd4 16. c5 Nf5 17. Rac1 c6 18. Nd6+ Nxd6 19. exd6 Bf8 20. Be5 f6 21. Bg6+ Rxg6 22. Bg3 f5 23. Be5 h5 24. Qc2 Bg7 25. Qc3 Bxe5 26. Qxe5 Qf6 27. Qe2 b6 28. f4 g4 29. a4 a5 30. b5 cxb5 31. Qxb5 Ba6 32. Qxb6 Bxf1 33. Rxf1 Qd8 34. Qb5 Qb8 35. Qd3 Qb4 36. Qf3 gxf3 37. Rxf3 Qxa4 38. Rh3 Rh6 39. Rg3 Kf8 40. Rg5 Qxf4 41. h4 Rb8 42. g3 Rb1+ 43. Kg2 Qf1+ 44. Kh2 Qh1# 

[grim edge]

i beg

i am no longer 1200

not pog

[restive storm]

Maxime Vachier Lagrave

[grim edge]

ah good luck

[grim edge]

dorye can u please review the game

[restive storm]

I just changed my pfp back after having it as the rook for 1 month so I was shocked to see it when I typed my last message

[restive storm]

I gtg soon so maybe

[blazing crater]

who wanna play? dm me

[light lark]

La grave

[grim edge]

pwease

[restive storm]

I can probably do it later though

[grim edge]

I NEED IT NOW...£

[restive storm]

Are you talking about my pfp

Yeah I made them similar because I like having a main pfp and then variations

The rook has the same face as the Minecraft head

And colour scheme

[grim edge]

btw nice you have a peak in all rapid blitz and bullet

[restive storm]

I took a small break from online chess so my rating has been static for a while

[grim edge]

Why cant i stream or talk in the chgannels?

[hasty iris]

You need trusted role

Use /trust

[bright prairie]

Hi :3

Who wanna be on a date

[blazing jasper]

[upbeat viper]

[void tide]

hello

[bright glade]

[bright prairie]

So you should sacrifice

I'm a w

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

LETS GOOOO

Always.

[blazing jasper]

65 brilliant moves 💀

[grim edge]

Let’s not talk about that, shall we?

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24727823

[upbeat viper]

moved .. what

oh

game

I see

boring position

:'(

why is chat dead

[grim edge]

That's my card

[nova verge]

oppps

[grim edge]

Then Revive

[grim edge]

Only if you teach me arabic.

[bright prairie]

Arabic is hard brother

[neon locust]

German is harder

[grim edge]

Well so am i so get to it

[bright prairie]

I don't think

[grim edge]

Marathi is hard

[neon locust]

Then you don’t know German

[bright prairie]

You don't know Arabic

[neon locust]

But I know german

[bright prairie]

And i know Arabic

[nova verge]

How AweSUM

[grim edge]

I know English

[grim edge]

Arabic isnt that difficult brother. Theres harder languages. I can get the hang of it in 3 months trust me

I dont waste time in lessons

And you don't know Marathi

[bright prairie]

That's not Noice

[grim edge]

Teach me some

My head pains when I study marathi

Lithuanian is harder because its pretty much ancient indian. And ancient indian is not easy at all.

Who can teach me to speak write and especially read arabic

तुझी आई गरम आहे

I wanna read the holy quran in arabic

It is written like this

Stop saying it like you dont yourself

Ive seen your search history

[dusty pagoda]

㊙️ they got the chinese blunder!!

[nova verge]

Jesus.

[grim edge]

No dyum

[grim edge]

Thats a blunder from shogi

[grim edge]

I love jesus. Fk judas #justiceforjesus

[little geyser]

[grim edge]

Then what is it brother

Holy quran*

Whenimechuinsama

Jesus also is the quran

Babydonthurtme

@grim edge greeeeennnn

So his name is joshua

Duuude dont ping mods when we talking bout religion

[grim edge]

Worship me

I didn't know that

[upbeat viper]

lol

[hasty iris]

Two queens for every set which is nice

[grim edge]

My holy book states that i cannot worship a false God

[grim edge]

Feminism strikes again

[upbeat viper]

just select people from the opened challenge

[grim edge]

Very lucky u got 2 queens

[grim edge]

Oh cool then you're already worshipping me? Also what's a false god lol-

[hasty iris]

Is it bad I have trust issues so I'm counting the pieces for every set

Over a missing piece? 😭

[grim edge]

I agree

[grim edge]

Hi basty,
please dont bast me,
I know im nasty
But spare me please i cant rhyme any more

[grim edge]

I think youre a narcissistic reddit user. Dont talk to me

[upbeat viper]

no need to bast you if you follow the rules

[grim edge]

Welllllll

[grim edge]

...no u

We should make some exceptionsss

[upbeat viper]

nop

[grim edge]

Im gonna tell mom

Pragg is deng good

He's gonna be a champ one day hopefully

[honest mirage]

hello

[grim edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

He lost. He shouldnt have. Magnus has food poisoning magnus cheated.

[grim edge]

Grind rapid

[zenith eagle]

Hi

[nova verge]

heyo!

[honest mirage]

i was out with my family i just came back xd

[silent quest]

Hello

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7ycWLEP1GsNjVvcjawXz3z

[grim edge]

Whats your age

[grim edge]

Insane banger this crazy

[grim edge]

Hell is not holy.

[honest mirage]

14

[grim edge]

We can tell buddy

[honest mirage]

i have birthday in a few days

[honest mirage]

okay ig

[grim edge]

Then return when youre 18

[rocky moat]

Let's play together. >> user name // Ketan_kb

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-ayo-wtf-bruh-moment-gif-21632234

[grim edge]

For me it is

[slow knot]

i think he likes you 😭

[honest mirage]

😭 😭

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-happy-laughing-gif-24593122

[round locust]

when you get 100% accuracy:

[honest mirage]

hes writing an essay

[grim edge]

I was writing the most unholy roast but realised i can get banned for phobia of all kinds

[honest mirage]

HAHHAHHA

its fine dm me the roast

[grim edge]

I deleted it man

[honest mirage]

happens

[grim edge]

I need some b*tches to get inspiration for more

[umbral wind]

Go outside

[abstract edge]

whats the result on the prag magnus

[grim edge]

To bast or not to bast

[grim edge]

Magnus cheated

Sup chat

[honest mirage]

magnus won

[honest mirage]

sup

[grim edge]

Pragg almost pulled that off , crazy

[torpid shoal]

wassup just found out the server

[honest mirage]

@grim edge for how long have u been playing chess

[nova verge]

watching a podcast hby???

[grim edge]

Like 3 years

[torpid shoal]

i see, nm about me atm lol..

[honest mirage]

oh damn nice

[nova verge]

Got ya

[honest mirage]

and u got to 2000+? thats impressive lol

[grim edge]

3 years is a long time playing every day

[deft bear]

what blitz rating is considered expert?

[grim edge]

2300+ i'd say

[deft bear]

what would that be in fide

[honest mirage]

2200+ ig

[honest mirage]

i think its still impressive

[torpid shoal]

The fact that I was always around a chess board from a really long time but didn't show much excitement is sad.. I'm so much connected to it being in it for less than a year is crazy

[grim edge]

Like 1700-2000

[honest mirage]

ive been playing for like 7 months and i am only 1151 lollll

[deft bear]

then how come super gms are only 2700 blitz chess.com

[honest mirage]

but i havent played that much online chess tbh

i played otb against some 1700s

[grim edge]

Everyone has played chess or talked abt it throughout their life but u gotta be consistent to actually get into it

[honest mirage]

i drew 3x but lost all of the rest games kinda sad

[deft bear]

is there strategy in 5+0 blitz ?

[honest mirage]

i was winning 2x but then blundered the easiest move of all time

[grim edge]

dumb

[honest mirage]

nice

[deft bear]

people say blitz is pure tactics bcs of the short time

[honest mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[grim edge]

thats so much time tho

[nova verge]

🤣

[grim edge]

3 min is the real blitz

[deft bear]

5+0 is like 3+2. i thought that was the standard

[honest mirage]

i play it all day

[torpid shoal]

Yeah right... Like tbh I see all the GM's have started way early like 8 years old or smth... I didn't even know chess was that serious at that time.. plus I wasn't even exposed to the internet at that time

[deft bear]

classical chess is dead

[grim edge]

I never played a game longer than 15 10 and never played otb

[torpid shoal]

But now I'm consistent so far

[hard gyro]

Players after drawing a double bongcloud game :

[grim edge]

people who play classical are deadass wasting life

[honest mirage]

started playing at 14 bro i didnt even knew how the pieces move atp

[light lark]

I never played otb too

[grim edge]

fun fact, playing 10 blitz games or 1 classic game is the same

[deft bear]

ive played chess for 8 years and i have still not achieved 2700 rating

[grim edge]

its not abt the time mode its abt how long u playing for

[honest mirage]

what is your current elo?

[deft bear]

2250

[grim edge]

yeah ik but I wasnt gonna say like 30 yk

[honest mirage]

thats great

[deft bear]

no im stuck

[honest mirage]

but tbh imagine playing a 90+30 game and you lose

kinda sad

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 873 (peak)
Blitz: 519 (614 peak)
Bullet: 710 (1003 peak)

[deft bear]

ive heard when youre in ur 20+ you will not improve at chess anymore

[honest mirage]

i play normal 10 minute games and some 3 minute blitz games

[grim edge]

that is part of the game lmao, you cant just never lose

[hard gyro]

Cool

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 2158 (peak)

[torpid shoal]

Hmm same thing I definitely have played but it was super casual.. I literally grasped the hold and learnt within a year id say

[honest mirage]

yea i know but 90+30 game loses hit diff

[hard gyro]

I heard that this was misinformation.

[deft bear]

all gms say if you didnt start playing chess at 10 you will not be a gm

[hard gyro]

Wrong.

[grim edge]

blitz is actually fun and fast paced where as classical youre jus there w hella time slowly making moves, also most people just dont get satisfied only played 1 game, make it either classical or rapid. Classical is only good if u wanna pursue chess seriously which matter of fact waste of life

[hard gyro]

Never too late to start chess.

[honest mirage]

you can always improve at chess

[deft bear]

there are very few gms that started playing 18+ age and got GM title

[grim edge]

cause you cant calculate shit for more than 15sec

[honest mirage]

you could be one of them see

[nova verge]

Hey @hard gyro how r u doing??

[torpid shoal]

This is a thing I have been seeing all over reddit lol..but I personally think the more u give time to it more u improve cz GMs have or are always thinking or spending time on chess cz it has become their profession

[grim edge]

thats why u find it boring

[hard gyro]

Let me guess why.

Because most people of 18+ don't play chess with much dedication.

[nova verge]

Hey @grim edge how r u doing???

[grim edge]

Bc as adults we don't have that much time to play chess

Kids can play it all day

[keen parrot]

its because children learn stuff faster, its how brains work

[deft bear]

no they say its bcs of brain development

[grim edge]

if youre not going to pursue chess professionally theres no point, no one at office or ur friends will casually spend an hour playing a single chess game with u. better to just get better at rapid

[nova verge]

We got bills to pay loll college to attend and actually pay attention

[hard gyro]

Dude, you can always learn new stuff. It's not like your brain hits a deadlock after 18.

[grim edge]

that is the dumbest reason I have heard

[deft bear]

my memory is dying

[hard gyro]

Stressed, wbu?

[trim magnet]

hey

[grim edge]

💀 I learned Arabic when I was 5 if they just thought me chess instead

[hard gyro]

How so?

[grim edge]

"oh because you dont know anyone that would play classical chess with you irl its useless unless you wanna go pro"

[deft bear]

idk, aging

[trim magnet]

anyone want to play chess and give meaningful feedback?

i am learning and i need some

[grim edge]

actually fax tho

[nova verge]

School?? I hope you're taking time for yourself to re-charge! Just listening to Gary V on twitter.

[grim edge]

fax for you yeah sure

[hard gyro]

Memory can't die unless you have a disorder.

Memory follows the "Use it or you lose it" rule

[trim magnet]

:3 you want to join chess streaming 2

[hard gyro]

Nah, just life in general.

[trim magnet]

i succ @ chess. really trying to get better.

[deft bear]

a kids brain have easier to learn than a human adult. this has been studied

[trim magnet]

with humble feedback

[nova verge]

Well still re-charge however you like to !

[trim magnet]

connect..?

[open mason]

t

[honest mirage]

i still have holidays lol

[worn ice]

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[trim magnet]

oh

[hard gyro]

Doesn't mean that adults can't learn, dude.

Even adults can become GMs, they just have to try harder.

[trim magnet]

i use lichess

[honest mirage]

until the 4th. september

[trim magnet]

but i have an account i use sometimes

[torpid shoal]

Hmm it's not just chess even if u consider like international level sports teams most of em started at a young age..it's just they dedicate to something at an early age without focussing on something else

[deft bear]

but there are barely any examples. so there must be something to it

[trim magnet]

me too

[grim edge]

ineffectively wasting time learning a skill, youll never hey to use. i think chess as a skill to impress people i play with irl and leave a good impression, it also comes w good timepass at home

[hard gyro]

Because not many people try.

[trim magnet]

don't judge my chess.com rating loll

[honest mirage]

whats the rating

[trim magnet]

done

[open mason]

im only 600

[trim magnet]

400? something like that.

[honest mirage]

okay 👍🏻

[hard gyro]

It's ok, we all start somewhere.

[honest mirage]

whats ur lichess elo

[round locust]

if u over 900 elo should u buy bobby fischer teaches chess book

[open mason]

who wants to play

[trim magnet]

no perms btw

[grim edge]

lmao if you play a game only to impress others that is pathetic

[trim magnet]

1100+ i think

[hard gyro]

Advertising 🚨

[trim magnet]

yes @grim edge

[honest mirage]

thats great

[viscid jacinth]

The truth is actually not

[grim edge]

if anything people will think of you as a nerd so it really isnt working anyways

[sharp galleon]

I want to click

[hard gyro]

Anyone can become GM if they put the effort in.

[grim edge]

Anyone under 1200elo you ain't taking chess seriously

[trim magnet]

can speak here

[viscid jacinth]

if you start at the age of 20 becoming gm is impossible even if you put the effort in

[hard gyro]

I know I ain't taking Chess srsly.

[round locust]

watch stockfish

[grim edge]

or just started but ye

[honest mirage]

damn

[trim magnet]

@grim edge mind joining me at 2P room 1?

[open mason]

otb im 1300? but on chess.com im 600

[hard gyro]

Hmm, debatable.

[honest mirage]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

Cap

[trim magnet]

oop

a

[viscid jacinth]

There is actually a peak and a demise in chess

[sharp galleon]

I know

[grim edge]

600 💀 yeah nah

[open mason]

lets play then

[hard gyro]

Fight the odds, that's all that I'll say.

[viscid jacinth]

You reach peak at one point and after that you slowly go down

[grim edge]

What is ur otb rating? Fide?? @open mason

[trim magnet]

can i just directly call you or something @grim edge lol

[open mason]

i just made my account but didnt use it for a while

[open mason]

1290-1340

[grim edge]

Bro I just watched 1 levy video and i jumped 100 points

[viscid jacinth]

Its the truth so

[grim edge]

Well then maybe but saying ur 600 as if its your peak or anything is kinda misleading yk

And it's free