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[grim edge]

@grim edge why u gone quiet huh😮‍💨😮‍💨 im still here, an ip ban wont be anough😩 @strange skiff

[indigo rose]

sent an invite

[rocky moat]

🐩

[primal fern]

@rocky moat !welcome

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[primal fern]

@grim edge !welcome

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[dense ravine]

ouch 😭

[rocky moat]

Oh no

[obsidian sail]

ISTG chess.com giving me the hardest 3 min puzzles or sum

[primal fern]

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[obsidian sail]

ok

[grim edge]

@strange skiff stay mad cry more🥱😮‍💨

@primal fern im up on u too

[primal fern]

He got banned and came back...

[grim edge]

What

[indigo rose]

ggs

[nova verge]

R u a guy or girl???

[grim edge]

Or attack helicopter

[primal fern]

he is banned again

[distant pasture]

gg haha. yeah I got some work to do

[mossy comet]

wait so what happened

[indigo rose]

mhm

[grim edge]

@steady hornet

Still here

[primal fern]

this guy with over 50 acc's keeps coming back after getting banned

[mossy comet]

for what?

[primal fern]

refresh

[indigo rose]

test tickles

[mossy comet]

reminds me of that one meme

[primal fern]

who cares he is banned

[grim edge]

Ok

[mossy comet]

you fool! i have 75 alternative accounts!!

[mossy comet]

bro what did he get banned for

[strange skiff]

imagine him saying that like it’s enviable lmfao

[obsidian sail]

chess com rigged

[primal fern]

hhahaha

[digital phoenix]

sneaker

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

[mossy comet]

im up but i aint up

woke up nah i woke down

[grim edge]

@mossy comet play me

[mossy comet]

im 200.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)

[grim edge]

Change your name

[mossy comet]

no

[obsidian sail]

im dunzo, i can only get 38 puzzles in 3 min

[digital phoenix]

bad

[indigo rose]

bros elos are years

[grim edge]

Very bad

[mossy comet]

fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Rapid: 1532 (1548 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1130 (1156 peak)

[last verge]

all elos are

some are just a little closer than others

[grim edge]

Mine are bc

Or ad

[indigo rose]

ik

[indigo rose]

are you actually a WFM btw?

[obsidian sail]

ye

[primal fern]

bro what's the problem with connecting your account

[last verge]

yeah i dont play much on the linked account

[indigo rose]

oh alr

[rocky moat]

Actually 😦

[grim edge]

Levy

[rocky moat]

Magnus sick

[rapid tundra]

WHAT IS YOUR RATING

[rocky moat]

What about my frnd

[rapid tundra]

WHAY IS U RATING

[last verge]

why u screamin 😭

[rapid tundra]

WHY NOR

sorry

[primal fern]

@rocky moat connect ur account

@rapid tundra !welcome

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[rocky moat]

[rapid tundra]

ok

[rocky moat]

Magnus sick

[rapid tundra]

ok i guess

[rocky moat]

NATHANIEL

[dense ravine]

all part of the plant

[rocky moat]

@dense ravine no

[maiden mesa]

ive been losing so much lately its so frustrating

[dense ravine]

ok

[rocky moat]

Like?

[maiden mesa]

i think i just need to take a few days off to study tbh

[maiden mesa]

wdym

[frosty fable]

Gg

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[dense ravine]

all part of the plant

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

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Rapid: 1221 (1252 peak)
Blitz: 723 (886 peak)
Bullet: 655 (782 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> noxiousbishop666

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Rapid: 1909 (1929 peak)
Blitz: 1813 (1868 peak)
Bullet: 1637 (1764 peak)

[dense ravine]

i take my place as the god of blunders

[maiden mesa]

31 elo away from my peak, but damn it feels like more

especially cause im so close to falling below 1200

[frosty fable]

Definitely

[rocky moat]

U can't deafet me

[frosty fable]

Sure you do. 💀

[rocky moat]

No way

[maiden mesa]

what

[rocky moat]

[maiden mesa]

what?

i think ill not play for like three or four days and just study something like the dutch or nimzo indian for my tournament next week, and also just do puzzles and such. i just slowly make mistakes and get into a losing position so much, its annoying and i think a break would be good for me

god elo slumps are the worst

[rocky moat]

I Agree

[dense ravine]

whats the hardest award

[rocky moat]

Bobby fischer

[dense ravine]

how u get dat

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[rocky moat]

What u mean?

[dense ravine]

yes

[rocky moat]

BOB

[dense ravine]

hi

[nova verge]

hi how r u?

[primal fern]

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[dense ravine]

yes

[dense ravine]

pog

[nova verge]

That is not a sufficient answer

[dense ravine]

alright

[rocky moat]

From india

[nova verge]

Let’s try again “hi how r u?”

[dense ravine]

i am bob

[primal fern]

what's ur username

[rocky moat]

Im ketan

[dense ravine]

india china?

[nova verge]

Nice to meet you!

[rocky moat]

From moon

[dense ravine]

me ground

[rocky moat]

U nice to

[dense ravine]

nice meet me you are

[primal fern]

@rocky moat bro....

[nova verge]

Thank you!

[primal fern]

why you ignoring

[dense ravine]

hi sorry i am bob

[rocky moat]

my eng bad

[dense ravine]

my eng cancer

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[primal fern]

@rocky moat click that

[dense ravine]

ok

[primal fern]

^

[dense ravine]

i clicked it what next

[rocky moat]

Who r u? And y u chasing me

[dense ravine]

i am bob

[primal fern]

i'm friend of the server 🙂 helping you unlock the whole server so you can send images, access the voice channels and get other server permissions

[rocky moat]

I'm jack my bro oggy

[primal fern]

not u

[dense ravine]

i am bob

[dense ravine]

yes

[rocky moat]

Btw I'm girl

[dense ravine]

and i am bob

[rocky moat]

Using bro id

[dense ravine]

i thouht your jack or sorry?

[rocky moat]

olly

[dense ravine]

yes

[rocky moat]

Boy or girl bob?

[dense ravine]

@rocky moat click this for free elo

[dense ravine]

click it for free elo

they give you 100 elo if you click

[obsidian sail]

BRO GODADMIT I HATE THIS GAME

[silent spear]

this is stupid

[nimble niche]

Typical 400 elo chat

[obsidian sail]

i couldn'tr get more than 40 puzzles smh im so disappointing

in 3 min

[nimble niche]

not good enough

[rocky moat]

I did

[rocky moat]

Dump

[dense ravine]

@primal fern i made him do it

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[dense ravine]

then im a nerd

🤓

[rocky moat]

Then Y u here?

[nimble niche]

because i joined the server

[rocky moat]

U bad boy

Hey! BoB where r u?

[frosty fable]

BoB ThE BuildeR?

[rocky moat]

I'm Oppenhiemer💀

[frosty fable]

Well, that was out of the blue..

[frosty fable]

Also, the spelling is wrong

It's "Oppenheimer"

[rocky moat]

Hei

Oh srry my bad

Bob!!

BOB

[silent spear]

I won 4 and I lost twice and now my Elo is back at 652 this is stupid it's so ridiculously dumb to get elo

[nimble niche]

stop playing lower rated players

[silent spear]

I'll get banned if I abort if they're low

I can't abort too much

[nimble niche]

no need to abort

[silent spear]

what

[nimble niche]

I haven't aborted in a long time because I never play people way lower rated than me

[nimble niche]

what's your elo?

[primal fern]

you can look up people's profiles man

if they're connected

[nimble niche]

why are you playing 500s?

[twin violet]

Guys what time is the next round between Pragg and Magnus? What time zone?

[last verge]

im a wfm

[tropic plaza]

Because his 600

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[silent spear]

CLUTCH

[mint yew]

6pm GMT+8 (Singapore/Manila Time)

[frozen jolt]

dayumn

[mint yew]

Does it work

Yes it does :)

Man my net slow

[lusty barn]

am i the only one who blunders mate in 1 in winning positions here?

[mint yew]

Nah i blunder too, once in a +24.2 postion i blundered -M13

Testing a game sent

[twin violet]

Where can i watch it btw

[mint yew]

Chess24 YouTube Channel: Commentary included
ChessTV: Commentary Included
Chess.com Events: No Commentary
Etc.

Yea, depends on if you want commentary or not

[gentle depot]

when's the final

when is the final ?

[mint yew]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83749182533?tab=review

[worn ice]

NSTA1977 (1382) vs. PhilBallCB (1355)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c4 cxd4 5. Qxd4 Nc6 6. Qxd5 Qxd5 7. cxd5 Nxe5 8. Bb5+ Bd7 9. Bxd7+ Nxd7 10. Nf3 Ngf6 11. Nc3 Nb6 12. Nb5 Nbxd5 13. Bg5 e6 14. Bxf6 gxf6 15. O-O a6 16. Nc3 Nxc3 17. bxc3 Bc5 18. Rab1 O-O-O 19. Rb3 Rhg8 20. h3 Rd3 21. c4 Rxb3 22. axb3 Rd8 23. Rb1 Bb4 24. g4 Rd3 25. Kg2 Kd8 26. Ne1 Bxe1 27. Rxe1 Rxb3 28. Re4 Rc3 29. Rf4 Ke7 30. Kf1 a5 31. Ke2 Rxh3 32. Kd2 Rb3 33. c5 Rb4 34. Rxb4 axb4 35. Kc2 f5 36. gxf5 exf5 37. Kb3 h5 38. Kxb4 h4 39. Kb5 h3 40. Kb6 h2 41. Kxb7 h1=Q+ 42. c6 Kd6 43. f3 Qxf3 44. Kb8 Qxc6 45. Ka7 Qb5 

[gentle depot]

don't make me ask 3 times

[mint yew]

6pm GMT+8 (Singapore/Manila Time)

[grim edge]

huh

[gentle depot]

good

you just saved everyone

[grim edge]

im confused lol

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[gentle depot]

what

[mint yew]

FIDE WORLD CUP FINAL TIEBREAKS: 6:00pm GMT+8 (Singapore/Manila Time)

[grim edge]

ohhhh magnus vs pragg?

[mint yew]

Thats the answer

Yep

[grim edge]

Thanks lol!

[gentle depot]

what is it in pacific time

[grim edge]

Kya @lament jacinth

[gentle depot]

what's with your name

[lament jacinth]

What is kya

[digital phoenix]

kia motors

[lament jacinth]

Fair

[gentle depot]

what

[digital phoenix]

do u not know what a kia is

[gentle depot]

kia motors

[grim edge]

Kya mean what liya mean took / take

[glossy radish]

hi

[digital phoenix]

h

[mint yew]

PST 3am

[gentle depot]

I can't see your name

[lament jacinth]

Huh 💀

[silent spear]

CHESS.COM TAKES TOO MUCH DAMN ELO

[digital phoenix]

increase brightness go into light mode

[digital phoenix]

dude 9 is normal are u stupid

[grim edge]

i lost 7 rating becz of goverment

[gentle depot]

651 lol

is it even possible to get that low

[silent spear]

dude stfu

[grim edge]

U can ask any Indian meaning of liya

[gentle depot]

ok 600

[lament jacinth]

That's just my nick name

[slow knot]

dont elo shame smh

I don't appreciate that, As a 9000.

[gentle depot]

you're right, mb

[mint yew]

Min 10 elo cuz of MERALCO (Phil. Leading Electrical Compamy)

[grim edge]

Should change

@slow knot teach me

[lament jacinth]

Yeah I don't think I'll be changing my nickname because of a single Indian dialect

[gentle depot]

that's offensive

apologize

[lament jacinth]

Cope

[gentle depot]

wow

[silent spear]

real

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[mint yew]

Chess.

[slow knot]

You're not worthy...

[grim edge]

500-999

[mint yew]

Then teach @grim edge :)

[grim edge]

💀💀

[gentle depot]

[mint yew]

Pls

[slow knot]

since u like countryballs

[grim edge]

I could teach him

[slow knot]

sure!!!!!!!!

[gentle depot]

a 1400 teaching a 9000

[grim edge]

Can u tell me najdorf main line

[slow knot]

Yes.

[grim edge]

Say

[mint yew]

Opening Repitour big.

[gentle depot]

how dare you ask such a simple question to a 9000

[silent spear]

Google.com, what is najdorf main line chess

[grim edge]

Can u say orangutan first 5 moves

[grim edge]

why is ur name arrow

[slow knot]

You have to move your pawn to Z83, Opponent responds with castling and sacrificing the queen at the same time. You then move the Knight to F82221 But first you have to cure cancer, After Curing Cancer then you are able to pull off the main line.

[gentle depot]

show some respect to your elo elders

[silent spear]

honestly I have no clue, my PS4 random name was motherlyarrow so I just started getting called arrow

[grim edge]

are you a mother?

[slow knot]

Yes, I must diagnose you with that as you do not know the proper way to play the Nadgorfaaffsqwi.

[silent spear]

no

[grim edge]

why motherly arrow then

[grim edge]

What is the first move in orangutan

[silent spear]

I randomized my PS4 username

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Rapid: 1532 (1548 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1130 (1156 peak)

[slow knot]

You have to move the knight to S1852

[grim edge]

Wrong

[slow knot]

Then obtain a nuclear launch code, Nuking the chess board.

The simple way to win.

[grim edge]

Dumb

[gentle depot]

why isn't there a woman that can compete against the top GM's

[slow knot]

I can.

I'm a 9000.

[grim edge]

Skill issues i think

[gentle depot]

but you're not a woman

[mint yew]

Man my google assistant is not working good

[slow knot]

Yeah i am.

[grim edge]

Give proof

[gentle depot]

having a female pfp doesn't make you a woman

[slow knot]

Yeah but I'm literally a woman.

[gentle depot]

sure

[grim edge]

Every person with female pfp is man

[slow knot]

Ok.

[grim edge]

[gentle depot]

most, not every

[grim edge]

Absolutely.

[grim edge]

In 100000000/1

[gentle depot]

probably

[slow knot]

Why would someone fake being a woman.

[grim edge]

Man yall suck at math

[gentle depot]

because you're a femboy or something idk

[grim edge]

-3 > -1

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

That's wrong

[slow knot]

They'd still have he/him pronounds.

PRONOUNS* 😭

[silent spear]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[grim edge]

Why would judas snitch on jesus? Cuz he was jealous and wanted easy money

[grim edge]

He is attack helicopter

[digital phoenix]

yes

[slow knot]

who's judas

[gentle depot]

judas from the bible

[undone lodge]

dressing up is FUN

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

You need to do some reading.

[silent spear]

🙏 ✝️

[slow knot]

im athiest tho-

[gentle depot]

atheist or agnostic

[slow knot]

huh

[grim edge]

Can u say What is Antithesis

[grim edge]

You have to read the bible and the holy quran for that option. Its only a viable option when you know what youre refusing

[mint yew]

...why are you mates talking about religion

[gentle depot]

you're probably agnostic

[grim edge]

Ill stop now

[slow knot]

no i don't.

[grim edge]

And drink some holy water

[slow knot]

and yeah lets stop before the mods beat us- 😭

[grim edge]

Then i wont talk to you

Simple

[grim edge]

Not us only u

[digital phoenix]

i dont read quran

[silent spear]

atheists purposely go against religion, agnostic is finding and/or just don't know

[slow knot]

im athiest

[silent spear]

I don't read the Quran cause I'm Christian

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

My mother always told me you got to be smart enough to deny a God

What is quran

[mint yew]

.....stop mates

[digital phoenix]

muslim bible

[mint yew]

STOP MATES

[grim edge]

Theyre similar books just different values

[gentle depot]

do you believe everything came from nothing

[grim edge]

We stopping religion talk now

Before we get basted or smn

By bastoura

[silent spear]

basted?

[grim edge]

He is online '-'

[slow knot]

😓

[gentle depot]

what muslim believe is God's words

[digital phoenix]

u ever hear someone say uwu irl

[slow knot]

i have

no one liked them tho-

[mint yew]

Stop or i ping mods for violation of rule 6

[digital phoenix]

yeah i had a guy in my class who said that once and we all punched him

[grim edge]

No

[gentle depot]

snitch

[grim edge]

I would punch someone if they said that to me

[fervent moon]

GOOD MORNING CHESS LOVERS!

How we doing today?

[grim edge]

Same

[mint yew]

Ello mate

[grim edge]

GOOD MORNING I DONT PLAY CHESS ANYMORE

[main field]

Late aftrnoon for me

[gentle depot]

love is a strong word

[grim edge]

1550

[digital phoenix]

chess is just a fun pastime

[slow knot]

i hate chess

[fervent moon]

WHY NO MORE?

[fervent moon]

Australia???

[grim edge]

ITS A SICKENING GAME

[grim edge]

Skill issues

[mint yew]

Mate i said ello not elo

[digital phoenix]

if u study ur chess u lowkey a loser

[fervent moon]

It is... Just ask Bobby Fischer

[main field]

Howd u know

[grim edge]

???

[slow knot]

you're so mean to me ):

[digital phoenix]

interesting name

[gentle depot]

some people are just not smart enough for chess

[fervent moon]

HAha just guessing based on the time difference! I work with some people from Australia

[main field]

Thanks!

[fervent moon]

It is...

[digital phoenix]

@gentle depot ur a pro 2k coach me plez

[grim edge]

It is what it is
-@grim edge

[gentle depot]

you love chess like intimately?

[grim edge]

Love is subjective, its not real.

[grim edge]

He is hecker

[digital phoenix]

你在说什么

[fervent moon]

Yeah my girlfriend says it's her or the game. Dunno what to pick pls help?

[mint yew]

The mods are here
-Famous Last Words

[digital phoenix]

the game, ull regret it later on

[fervent moon]

Yuh girls come n go but this game has been going on for thousans of years

[grim edge]

Neither is a good option.

[grim edge]

They aren't

[slow knot]

neither, both are bad life devisions.

[gentle depot]

can chess bear you children?

[digital phoenix]

who knows

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[fervent moon]

That depends, I've tried working my magic with the board a few times but so far my attempts have bore no fruit

[slow knot]

LMAO

[fervent moon]

Thanks for great life advice summer ❤️ 9000 rapid

[gentle depot]

wow, you've done it with a chess board?

[grim edge]

Will a girlfriend while youre a teenager stay with you until marriage? Also no.

[mint yew]

Pick chess. You can always find true love and someone that will support you

[digital phoenix]

real tho anyone who has a gf and are below like 15 are idiots

u just there for the heat of the moment or sum

[grim edge]

Under 30*

[fervent moon]

I found my true love he called Bobby F but he has some strange opinions about stuff so I feel weird about calling him mine

[main field]

Is homophobia allowed here

[digital phoenix]

dont we have the quote no dating until 18

[digital phoenix]

not blatantly?

[gentle depot]

no? aren't you gay

[main field]

Translate my name

[grim edge]

Dating is stupid, you should go find a person to marry not a person you can change out without massive commitment. Love needs a massive commitment.

[gentle depot]

ur name says lgbtq

[digital phoenix]

i could chain this

[main field]

It says i hate lgbt

[ornate fjord]

HI

[mint yew]

And to another controversial topic

[gentle depot]

what did they do to u

[main field]

Nothing

[digital phoenix]

or just stay single and help friends with their marriages

[gentle depot]

you hate a group of people for no reason?

[digital phoenix]

lgbt cancelled a concert in my country cos of some stupid gay singer

[main field]

Lgbt is just bunch of depressed randoms trying to get attention

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-hi-chat-ultrakill-v2-gif-24941947

[grim edge]

I just care about building as much power as i can until 35 and then look for a wife that would ride or die with me

[gentle depot]

they're just living their life

[digital phoenix]

i can sense a snitch in chat

[gentle depot]

phil is a snitch

[fervent moon]

I don't think someone trying to be who they are is about getting attention

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-hi-chat-ultrakill-v2-gif-24941947

[grim edge]

Everyones a a snitch if theyre having a bad day here

[gentle depot]

I'm not

[digital phoenix]

u dont have bad days and ur never here

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[gentle depot]

so you're saying u snitch when u have bad days

[digital phoenix]

can u beat my 1 million power noob

[pine oasis]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

nah i have the ability to leave the chat when i want to

[ornate fjord]

HELLO

[viscid jacinth]

I got 10 million power in rise of kingdom

[digital phoenix]

and then i play chess and then i get more pissed off and then i tell my opponent hes bad

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/boost-server-server-boost-discord-server-money-toilet-gif-22071712

[digital phoenix]

how is that possible !!!!

[grim edge]

I mean getting 2 manors, 10 cars, a complete watch collection and multiple degrees in IT

[gentle depot]

lol I can relate

[grim edge]

Simple goals

[fervent moon]

are you Hikaru Nakamura

[grim edge]

No im poppie

[gentle depot]

I trash talk them when they lose if I'm having a bad day

[digital phoenix]

dont u think its kinda hard to find like a real partner if ur rich with all the gold diggers

[grim edge]

Who said i would make myself loook outstanding?

[digital phoenix]

i said balls do some random bullet opponent and then he got banned for abuse 5 minutes later i wonder what happened

[fervent moon]

who that tho

[viscid jacinth]

gold diggers more like gold-
The government has told me not to complete the joke

[gentle depot]

he prob had a bunch of people reporting him or something

[grim edge]

An old old name given by a friend who then backstabbed me

[viscid jacinth]

how do u cheat in bullet

[gentle depot]

no clue

[digital phoenix]

dont worry about it

(bot that moves instantly)

[viscid jacinth]

Asking for a friend

[ornate fjord]

Lol

[grim edge]

@hearty dome

[digital phoenix]

kinda obvious tho the instant move one

[gentle depot]

how can they connect to the game? I wanna know for research purposes

[grim edge]

Beuh someones named mod lmao

[digital phoenix]

add extension, have chess.com detect it, get banned

[gentle depot]

I only want to see the code

[digital phoenix]

btw how to sell cheat extension

what if i just didnt do anything and sold a "cheat" to people without anything inside

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[fervent moon]

Hans Niemann takes notes

[digital phoenix]

i feel like people would pay for it regardless

[gentle depot]

hans did not cheat

[digital phoenix]

yeah magnus is just a salty baby

[fervent moon]

The question is not reallt about IF he did cheat - moreso: HOW did he cheat? I'm still so curious

[digital phoenix]

he didnt cheat

the whole world just hates him for some reason

[fervent moon]

Maybe not against Magnus but he's cheated multiple times OTB, that's pretty well established

[grim edge]

I am stockfish

[digital phoenix]

no only online wheres the otb proof

[grim edge]

Hm

[gentle depot]

this is why I won't compete against magnus, I don't want to be called a cheater if I win

[latent pebble]

There is no otb proof

Read the files

[fervent moon]

I dunno maybe I'm wrong. I'm gonna do the out of character thing for the internet and backtrack on my statements. U are right, I remembered incorrectly that there was OTB cheating evidence

[grim edge]

What's your elo

[gentle depot]

~2.7

[grim edge]

Gud

[viscid jacinth]

so true no cap

[jagged cedar]

Ohhh i didnt know magnus cries when he loses

[viscid jacinth]

Shouldn't have cheated at the first place now his past actions are being used against him so

[viscid jacinth]

He doesn't

[jagged cedar]

Oh

Well thats how i understood from how people say THEN IM CONFUSED WHAT DOES MAGNUS DO WHEN HE LOSES '^'

[viscid jacinth]

adam is English your second language

[lament sparrow]

i like bongcloud

[jagged cedar]

Oi well um

[sleek zealot]

[jagged cedar]

Third ye

[viscid jacinth]

Hm

[light lark]

Hello

[jagged cedar]

Sorry if i spoke badly

[jagged cedar]

HIIII MOST ROMANTIC INTERMEDIATE

[light lark]

Hi Adam 6 how you doing

[viscid jacinth]

Tournament soldier role is still here?

[grim edge]

E

[jagged cedar]

I so good 'v'

[viscid jacinth]

its been a long time since i last saw it

[jagged cedar]

Ohh i dont know what that is

[viscid jacinth]

Adam do you feel comfortable stating your age

[jagged cedar]

Oh

Check neurolink he said it a year ago

[viscid jacinth]

I know you are above 10 dont worry

[rain depot]

chess.com analysis is like my asian father, it tries to find a mistake with every move I play

[viscid jacinth]

you are a mistake

[grim edge]

FAILURE!

[rain depot]

😭

[light lark]

O wild

[jagged cedar]

Ill tell you in dm then

[jagged cedar]

Awww thats sad '^'

Wait NO NO NO

Your not a mistake

[light lark]

Guys are you good in mathematics I need help about something

[viscid jacinth]

i was kidding

[grim edge]

it’s called a joke

[viscid jacinth]

You didnt dm me

[grim edge]

Oh right you’re not able to comprehend the existenxe of a joke

[viscid jacinth]

Not really but send it anyways

[rain depot]

till 8th grade maths

[light lark]

Okay nice

[jagged cedar]

Yee its hard to understand you

[light lark]

Yup nice

[viscid jacinth]

Adam i am waiting

[rain depot]

i mean even if pragg loses, 2nd place is amazing

esp at 18

[light lark]

@viscid jacinth @rain depot check dms

[rain depot]

k

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[jagged cedar]

Hiii Vinealted

[indigo jetty]

Hi

[grim edge]

lichess 500 or chess.com 500

[nimble niche]

plagiarism

[maiden mesa]

is lichess 500 even possible

i though the minimum was 1000

[lament sparrow]

bruh

[nimble niche]

dropthebabyintothedingo'smouth

[jagged cedar]

CAT

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20131839

[frosty fable]

Can I DM you

[frosty fable]

Yo

ngl the 2nd part is better.

[nimble niche]

i know you were staring

[frosty fable]

At Rick, yes.

💋

[mental pawn]

h

[rapid tundra]

sup

[mental pawn]

hi

[frosty fable]

pus

ih

Ytrèqæßzç

[storm fog]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86600949809 GUYSS PLEASE ANYONE REVIEW THIS GAME FOR MEE ITS IMPORTANTTT

[worn ice]

Euphoria_GM (1235) vs. Chauhan_shubh (1215)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 d5 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. e3 Bg4 5. Nbd2 e6 6. Be2 Bd6 7. Bg3 O-O 8. c3 a5 9. Ne5 Bxe2 10. Qxe2 Re8 11. a4 Bf8 12. Nxc6 bxc6 13. h4 Rb8 14. h5 h6 15. Nf3 Ne4 16. Ne5 Nxg3 17. fxg3 Qg5 18. Qf3 Rxb2 19. Qxf7+ Kh8 20. Qxe8 Qxg3+ 21. Kd1 Qxe3 22. Ng6+ Kh7 23. Nxf8+ Kh8 24. Nxe6+ Kh7 25. Nf8+ Kg8 26. Qxe3 Kxf8 27. Rf1+ Kg8 28. Qe8+ 

[latent pebble]

You played the London

[indigo jetty]

There's a thing called self review

[storm fog]

yes i was thinking i should do something fantastic something new well i play it most of the time

[frosty fable]

Aw hell naw, not the London...

[drowsy lodge]

Hi

[random drum]

Magnus will play like computer with white pieces. I want pragg to win

[boreal cosmos]

you have 1 review per day for free

[frosty fable]

Is paranoid paranoid

[drowsy lodge]

What a scam

[storm fog]

bro magnus destroyed GMs with london wdym by hell nahh if you can destroy someone with this then its cool

[boreal cosmos]

buy premium, easy fix

[storm fog]

and whats ur elo tho

[drowsy lodge]

can't

[nova verge]

Hey yo

[frosty fable]

At my elo, if I try to play London, it's gonna end horrifically 💀

[grim edge]

Pragg or magnus?

[frosty fable]

Both

[grim edge]

@old thistle idk why but I find the mindeno variation much easier to play then the tartakower

[grim edge]

I'm on pragg,the story line would be insane

[nimble niche]

sheepio

[indigo jetty]

I love lichess

[frosty fable]

Well, I'm an Indian + a fan of Magnus, so.... yeah 👍🏻💀

[wide shale]

yo anyone wanna play a round right now

[frosty fable]

Illegal

[indigo jetty]

Why

[nimble niche]

If pragg loses, it would make a good movie later on

[drowsy lodge]

nah lichess is good

[frosty fable]

Bcoz I said so

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[storm fog]

see you dont know the lines well bro every gambit is good if you know the lines perfectly

[frosty fable]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwIqKrnt9nk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Bro, how tf is this person doing all that calculations 💀

[grim edge]

okay so that says it all

[torpid lintel]

Then use self analysis that's free :)

[grim edge]

Review:

1. Your b2 pawn was hanging for 3 moves. The opponent played Rb8 and you played h5 in 2 seconds, hanging the b2 pawn.
2. You captured the rook on e8 without thinking about the opponent's threats. He had a mate in 2, which he missed.
3. You missed a mate in 2 because you want to capture a free Queen. But that's okay at your level since you are 2 pieces up.
   Things to be concerned about/improvised:
4. You missed critical threats by the opponent.
5. You were playing 10+0 and still had 8:16 by the end of the game.

[ocean summit]

Imagine someone having all 3 roles (trusted, connected, just joined)

[digital phoenix]

he mightve just wanted the chess.com game review

[drowsy lodge]

intercontinental ballistic missile gamb

[drowsy lodge]

idk how to

[storm fog]

true bro ur right all bout this i didnt see the pawn on b2 i really didnt saw it and went for the rook but and bout the mate i wasnt getting it how to do it so i took the queen and then went for the mate

and about the time i play like really fast really fast thats why i had 8 minutes in the end game

bro wanna play blitz ??

[storm fog]

nah i am a blunder men thats why it happened 🙂

bro why whats ur blitz rating ??

[grim edge]

I think the analysis feature is enough. The game review feature is not that great imo.

[digital phoenix]

it boosts low elo confidence

also colourful

[grim edge]

sup

[peak elk]

Hello, have a question, whats everybodys elo?

[storm fog]

ohh i see ur bad at time control like my cousin he also says no blitz game cuz he thinks so much but hes good in chess

[digital phoenix]

not 1700

[ancient zodiac]

Magnus and Prag got tied again? What will happen if they get tied again on the 3rd game?

[storm fog]

99 elo

[digital phoenix]

its alrdy tiebreak now no?

[grim edge]

my fide elo is 3247

[peak elk]

lol

[ancient zodiac]

What does it mean?

[peak elk]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

what did you lol to

[peak elk]

Dm please

[mental pawn]

armageddon probably, not sure about fide rules

[ancient zodiac]

Armageddon?

[mental pawn]

yeah

[peak elk]

you will see

[digital phoenix]

another 2 rapid games and then blitz idk

[mental pawn]

your opponent has 7 minutes but you have 10, if you get a draw, you lose

draw = win for black

but black has 7 minutes

[grim edge]

holla

[mental pawn]

hola

[ancient zodiac]

Awwww

[grim edge]

guys today is my first serious day of school again

I have to work now :C

[ancient zodiac]

God bless!

[grim edge]

no more chess grind from 9 am till 7 pm

[limber vine]

4 rapid games i think, 2 are 25+10 then 2 are 10+10, after that they switch to blitz

[digital phoenix]

golem is so shit

[grim edge]

Nope they don't do Armageddon now. It's two 25+10 matches, if it's a draw again: two 10+10 matches, if a draw again: two 3+0 games and if those are drawn too: 3+0 games until there is a decisive result.

[digital phoenix]

imagine if they keep on drawing thatd be funny

[mental pawn]

ok

[nimble niche]

Armageddon is going to break it

[tawny zenith]

Hi

[grim edge]

ill teach you the recipe

hi

im sam

[ancient zodiac]

Hello sam!

[grim edge]

u duel me

Opponent just resigned 😭💀

[latent pebble]

almost 2k blitz?

[light lark]

1957?

[boreal cosmos]

[lunar fossil]

YEAH MR WHITE YEAH SCIENCE YO

[frozen jolt]

did somebody say

a3

[lunar fossil]

A9

[frozen jolt]

.

[frozen jolt]

BRO TF YOU MEAN 'A9'

[lunar fossil]

its a possible chess move

For it you will have to lose a piece

[primal fern]

@frozen jolt !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[frozen jolt]

BULLSHIT IT IS

[lunar fossil]

it is

[frozen jolt]

IM NOT NEW THO

[lunar fossil]

you crazy

[frozen jolt]

HUH

[digital phoenix]

u are

[primal fern]

connect your account

[frozen jolt]

BRO CHESS IS PLAYED ON A 8X8 BOARD

[frozen jolt]

my account got termed

[lunar fossil]

@primal fern this guy doesnt know the A9 secret move

[primal fern]

what's ur username

[gusty briar]

[digital phoenix]

discord or chess.com

[frozen jolt]

ive been here before

[frozen jolt]

discord

[digital phoenix]

lmao loser

[primal fern]

this guy's account got terminated? <@&745328830649991179> ban evasion?

[frozen jolt]

nonono

[digital phoenix]

by discord itself not by this server

[frozen jolt]

not from here

[digital phoenix]

but idk if u could ban for that maybe u could

[frozen jolt]

there is no ban evasion going on

[digital phoenix]

ur ban evading discord tho technically

[grim edge]

@broken portal Why resign the daily game you were only down 1 pawn who knows I could have blundered

[frozen jolt]

just added my account @primal fern

the chess.com account

[nimble niche]

plenty of people have done discord ban evasion here before and nobody did anything

[digital phoenix]

yeah idek if its wrong

[frozen jolt]

[primal fern]

o ok

[frozen jolt]

now can you make me admin

[small hull]

I know i am winning but i have no idea what move to make

[hybrid swallow]

This is fun

Rxc6

[weak chasm]

Who gonna win

Praggnanadha or Magnus

[grim edge]

what is my opponent doing trapping is bishop like that Lmfao

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[spark ivy]

what bugs me is your battery

[mental pawn]

magnus is slightly poisoned, but i think magnus

[spark ivy]

I'm rooting for Pragg

[mental pawn]

we'll see

[spark ivy]

he already beat the 3rd and 2nd best, now it's time to beat THE best

[digital phoenix]

i hope pragg loses

[spark ivy]

why?

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[mental pawn]

sup

[spark ivy]

hi

[hard gyro]

How are you guys doing?

[spark ivy]

good

[mental pawn]

wanna play

[spark ivy]

sure

[hard gyro]

Cool, cool.

[mental pawn]

you choose

[spark ivy]

?

whats ur username, btw?

[mental pawn]

usually i play unrated easily, also i got banned

[digital phoenix]

from chess.com?

[spark ivy]

dam

[mental pawn]

yes

[digital phoenix]

what username

[mental pawn]

why?

[digital phoenix]

curious

[mental pawn]

i was banned for fair play for a reason

[boreal cosmos]

so you cheated

[mental pawn]

yep, i admit it

[digital phoenix]

so u have an approved second account now

[mental pawn]

uh no

[limber vine]

Well actually I have a question for him, his name being mosquito and the pfp is a fly💀

[digital phoenix]

someone slap the mosquito

[clear sequoia]

What's the name of your current chess.com account? Either tell me (DM is fine) or connect at https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[hard gyro]

Should I ping mod- NVM Doofus is here.

[grim edge]

I'm sorry every follow me, today I speak only english.

[mental pawn]

wym

what i meant by play is i was going to play on lichess or something like that

[clear sequoia]

What is the name of your current chess.com account?

[mental pawn]

i dont have

[spark ivy]

that sounds like you're insulting someone

[clear sequoia]

Who you callin' a doofus?
Wait, that's me.

[hard gyro]

Can't help it if that's their username

I have to do some notes of college, but I feel extremely demotivated and idk what to do.

[clear sequoia]

I live in Dusseldorf, and that translates to Doofus town!

[spark ivy]

lol

[sleek zealot]

you're so cool (im serious)

[clear sequoia]

(Not really, the real name is Düsseldorf, but English speakers keep mixing up ü and u)

[spark ivy]

take a break for 20 - 30 mins, do something you like, go outside, then do notes

[reef obsidian]

I used to live in Mainz and visited friends in Dusseldorf. Nice people out there.

[boreal cosmos]

ä and ö are letters yall probs have never seen 🙂

[hard gyro]

It's not really about zero activity tbh. Just feeling uneasy.

[mental pawn]

i have seen both

only once

[boreal cosmos]

no, ö

[sleek zealot]

"im extremely demotivated"
"dont do anything for 20-30 minutes you'll definitely be motivated then"

œ

[spark ivy]

take a deep breath maybe?

[mental pawn]

CE

[reef obsidian]

Na it's facts

[boreal cosmos]

ö

[sleek zealot]

owe

[sleek zealot]

ö

[spark ivy]

not motivated, but you'll be feeling better

[boreal cosmos]

thats not it

[hard gyro]

I do that, but it's a bit more complicated than that.

Nvm, leave it.

[boreal cosmos]

its a letter

[sleek zealot]

ő

ű

[spark ivy]

alright, do whatever works for you I guess

[sleek zealot]

å

[grim edge]

Nawww some ppl is taking this too far

â

[sleek zealot]

the

[hard gyro]

Awareness is one thing, but this is just... no.

[grim edge]

She wants to make everyone in the world aware of an issue that isnt real

[grim edge]

Im bouta get basted

[upbeat viper]

please don't go into political stuff

and yes chill

[grim edge]

I hate cats

[digital phoenix]

i simp for bastoura

[grim edge]

Lions >>> cats

[sleek zealot]

comon l bast

[hard gyro]

Wonder what would have happened if I went to IIT.

[grim edge]

We all do

[keen edge]

blud rlly said im a wordpress developer 💀

[upbeat viper]

[digital phoenix]

now there should be a chess.com club for bastoura fan club

[hard gyro]

I simp for you too.

[digital phoenix]

[hard gyro]

Don't stop talking.

[grim edge]

I wish i could send voice messages :(

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Ugly cat

[hard gyro]

Yes. They do look cute when they are about to kill you.

[grim edge]

Based

[grim edge]

Shut up you literally pragg, you even turned 18 at the same time stop the cover up

[hard gyro]

...thanks for the complement?

[grim edge]

You better win that tournament

[hard gyro]

I don't know but ok, whatever.

[sleek zealot]

see

[grim edge]

Bros gay thats crazy

[upbeat viper]

I have a headache

[hard gyro]

Same.

[upbeat viper]

:(

[hard gyro]

Mine is more of a stress headache.

[grim edge]

Drink water than. I havent had a headache in 3 months since i started drinking wayy too much water to the point where i felt like puking any second

[sleek zealot]

cuz ur gai

[mild apex]

bast straight up gai

[grim edge]

Bast take 10 minutes of your time to drink as much water as you can

[keen edge]

giv me game review on this game or else... 🔫 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81437532578?tab=review

[worn ice]

iSymbol (312) vs. Angrybird1909 (282)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. e4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. e5 d4 5. Qe2 Nc6 6. exf6 dxc3 7. dxc3 gxf6 8. b4 e5 9. h3 Bf5 10. Nh4 Qd7 11. g4 O-O-O 12. Nxf5 Qe8 13. Bg2 Qd7 14. O-O Bh6 15. Bxh6 Rhe8 16. Be3 h5 17. Rad1 hxg4 18. Rxd7 Rxd7 19. hxg4 Nxb4 20. cxb4 Re6 21. Bxa7 b6 22. a4 Rd4 23. Nxd4 exd4 24. Be4 f5 25. Qa6+ Kd7 26. Qb5+ c6 27. Qxf5 f6 28. Bxb6 

[sleek zealot]

he gon blow up

[grim edge]

Fk you man

[sleek zealot]

thats a picture

[hard gyro]

It's pixelated, shut up.

[grim edge]

But he wont have a headache

[keen edge]

sum1? 🙂

[sleek zealot]

not funny

[grim edge]

Please dont theres kids here

[humble relic]

hello

[sleek zealot]

i just did uw

[keen edge]

ty

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4R5bSS8yoCl2czeWLr61aO

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper rate my fav song

[sleek zealot]

i thought you gon bring out gold digger but no this shit comes on insteaf god dammnit

[grim edge]

Nah this better

[sleek zealot]

by kanye west

[normal hatch]

Diamonds from sierra lione is fire

[grim edge]

Based

[sleek zealot]

wait which one

oh

[gloomy vector]

guess the eval

[hard gyro]

What's going on.

[mild apex]

bikfoot

[pliant plover]

Cattoo

[hard gyro]

0

[mild apex]

hewo bikfoot

[gloomy vector]

Y'all think it's a draw?

[pliant plover]

[hard gyro]

Perpetual, maybe lmao

[gloomy vector]

bruh lol

[hard gyro]

Idk, I just said it for the sake of saying an answer.

[hard gyro]

Goodluck finding it.

[gloomy vector]

as an 1100 as well lol

[keen edge]

normal stuff lol

[hard gyro]

Stockfish might as well not bother showing the mate.

[keen edge]

pov you play to Hikaru:

[vivid ore]

how to join study lounge

[keen edge]

how to cook rice

[hard gyro]

Cook rice.

[vivid ore]

how to boil water

[keen edge]

how to breathe

[hard gyro]

Boil water

[hard gyro]

Don't.

[vivid ore]

how to live life

[hard gyro]

I really couldn't answer that tbh.

Somehow I feel that I am living life wrong.

[vivid ore]

anyone have diamond?

[hard gyro]

Bro went for the multikill upgrade.

[torpid pike]

Hi

[vivid ore]

is it worth it

[torpid pike]

Depends on your rating

[hard gyro]

Imma remove my pfp now, ig

[vivid ore]

i want to get better

[torpid pike]

If you suck, of course!

[torpid pike]

But once you get past 1200 or so, you can just get gold and be fine

[hard gyro]

It's been a while, seeing the no pfp symbol thing.

[vivid ore]

lateley ive been getting alot of draws

[torpid pike]

Practice endgames

Abnormal mates and mates with knight

[vivid ore]

endgame puzzles?

[nimble niche]

step 1: stop playing london

[hard gyro]

London is an opening that is bound to draw.

[vivid ore]

I just started 😢

[torpid pike]

Nah, you just have yo play more basically, the more you play and analyze your games, the more hidden mates you’ll find

[hard gyro]

London is a very drawish opening, so yeah.

[vivid ore]

but that might be why lmao before i played london i almost never got draws

[grim edge]

How to remove my old account and link another account to this discord server

[torpid pike]

I ❤️ kings pawn😜🙏🏽

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is a good opening

[vivid ore]

i think ill but for a month and see

[mild apex]

disconnect current acc, then reconnect diff acc

[vivid ore]

the free week trial was fun

[grim edge]

Alright thanks

[hard gyro]

e4>d4

[torpid pike]

real

[grim edge]

Nothing beats e4

[nimble niche]

so many <1000s think they can survive the opening against the wayward queen

[hard gyro]

Red's life feels relatable lmao

[keen edge]

can i play against you?

[vivid ore]

whats a good beginner white opening thats aggressive

[grim edge]

Who wanna 1v1

[torpid pike]

E4 kings pawn👹

[grim edge]

Garbage attack

G Attack

[keen edge]

pls?

[vivid ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-liver-gif-24597850

[keen edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-liver-gif-24597850

[hard gyro]

It's good, wdym?

[vivid ore]

rip

[torpid pike]

Blunder master

[nimble niche]

One time a 1000 was so confident that he would survive the opening stage against wayward queen yet he still lost in 10 moves

[keen edge]

1cbb can i play against you?

[grim edge]

I mean it’s a great attack

[torpid pike]

Your fide?

[grim edge]

Who wanna play 1v1

[vivid ore]

why cant i join study lounge

[grim edge]

Alright but I’ve won against all the wayward queen attacks I’ve seen

[mental valley]

@grim edge

[nimble niche]

I've only played one fide tournament before

[mental valley]

Send in dm

[grim edge]

I’m 800 only anyway

[torpid pike]

oh ok

[nimble niche]

Nobody below 2000 knows how to play wayward queen properly

[keen edge]

can i play against you? 😭

[torpid pike]

I’ve gotta poo

[keen edge]

didnt need to give details 💀

[hard gyro]

What if 2.g6?

[torpid pike]

It’s a good one too bro

[nimble niche]

not rapid, any other tc, send to 1cbb

[nimble niche]

take e5 and pickup the rook

[keen edge]

so blitz?

[torpid pike]

not dehydrated so it’s gonna be a smooth dookie today boys

[hard gyro]

Describe it more, and the mods I shall ping.

[torpid pike]

😈🙏🏽

[nimble niche]

sure, send straight to my account because I don't have the app

[grim edge]

30 second hyperbullet

[torpid pike]

I can’t see how people play in 30 seconds😂

[hard gyro]

Just move pieces.

[torpid pike]

10m still makes my brain itch

[grim edge]

It’s just a clicking game in 30 seconds

[torpid pike]

but so many blunders and misses

[hard gyro]

30 second chess isn't real chess.

[grim edge]

Run your fingers quick

[torpid pike]

I prefer 10:10 and 3:3😄

[torpid pike]

99% of those games are gonna end in a timeout😭

[mild apex]

why 3:3?

3+0 best

[torpid pike]

3-7-6>

[high seal]

magnus sacrificed the TOILET...

[torpid pike]

Proof

Exactly

Liar

[hard gyro]

He literally said that he got food poisoning.

[high seal]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-griddy-griddy-dance-crazy-slow-gif-25486939

[hard gyro]

This is funny?

[mild apex]

at least he drew the game

[keen edge]

i won i guess?...

[high seal]

no

[grim edge]

Who wanna 1v1