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grim edge
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I thought it was a shadow wearing a hoodie

unreal stump
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i thought im the one who saw that

flat gyro
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Amongus has rotted my brain

grim edge
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Lol

grim edge
flat gyro
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I almost laughed when our principal said among us in an assembly today

unreal stump
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oh

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wrong reply

grim edge
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Among us is full of idiots

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Oh, ig it kind of does look like among us. But it also looks like a shadow wearing a hoodie

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You could say any color you want and they’ll believe you

grim edge
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Among us eyes

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Looks worse now

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If you remove the orange pixels

unreal stump
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looks like a pea now

grim edge
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📮

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Looks like master chief-ish

unreal stump
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no no it looks like a toddler

grim edge
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Better, but the top looks goofy

unreal stump
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i cannot unsee a black faced toddler with red eyes

grim edge
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A little goofier

flat gyro
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The top looks goofy

sullen idol
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hello

grim edge
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Yes!

sullen idol
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my guys

unreal stump
sullen idol
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i want to play whiteboard Sadge

sullen idol
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I am all powerful cheese

grim edge
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:3

sullen idol
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only in spirit

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LMAO

covert cosmos
unreal stump
sullen idol
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dam im insecure

unreal stump
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this is literally pea

glossy radish
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hi

sullen idol
glossy radish
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LMFAO

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eaten yet?

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no that means i love it

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no i love it

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i love dumb and cute things

flat gyro
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Try not to make amongus challenge (impossible)

rose thunder
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im so mad rn

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threw a 10000% winning game

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in 1 move

torpid lintel
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Nice!

rose thunder
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when i find a master coach

past sluice
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Hi

rose thunder
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i am destorying all of you

torpid lintel
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Hey

glossy radish
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i made my little sister this for her birthday 😭😭

torpid lintel
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Hi v

flat gyro
glossy radish
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shit it’s not sending

torpid lintel
glossy radish
glossy radish
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it took

stuck kestrel
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tf

glossy radish
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so damn long 💀

rose thunder
hasty iris
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LMAO

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bro didnt just say that 💀

torpid lintel
hasty iris
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and i lost 10-1

grim edge
grim edge
last verge
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bro beat a 2800 FM 💀

hasty iris
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yes i am the clown today guys

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😦

torpid lintel
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Also after so long Mika is online :)

last verge
glossy radish
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yay ty

glossy radish
hasty iris
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yo chill

grim edge
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I always knew you were weird but i didnt think you were like that…

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anyone wanna play, im tripping rn

marble holly
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He just asked a question lol

worn iceBOT
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hasty iris
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does anyone ever get tempted to buy stuff from the lichess store 💀

grim edge
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I hope you wont fall down those stairs

hasty iris
opaque apex
grim edge
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I wouldnt trust that number if i was you

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You should have counted

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Technically is the 1500th stair before or after the number

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I think its really misleading

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Like brillant moves…

hasty iris
grim edge
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I would double count if I was you, can never be too sure!

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I would imagine your head would smash against the stairs and you would die from concussions

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Yes

hard gyro
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Hey guys, it's been a while

grim edge
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I dont have a corpse

hard gyro
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I would say that you would have some massive head trauma

grim edge
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outside

hard gyro
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Too late. I am already halfway done rolling.

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Ok, so I stopped before reaching the end.

grim edge
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I booked a flight already

grim edge
hard gyro
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My head is bleeding profusely, and my vision and hearing is now impaired, but I haven't died so yeah.

grim edge
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Imagine not hearing and seeing

torpid lintel
grim edge
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Helen keller

hard gyro
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You would think that rolling off the stairs would be so sudden that you wouldn't have time to think about using your hands.

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Not nice. No hospitals nearby so I will probably bleed out.

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If you say so.

grim edge
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What about stairs

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Stairs, count the stairs

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You’re missing out on the fun part

hard gyro
rose thunder
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i also feel like i forgot something today idk what it is tho

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i think it too busy waiting for esports to start lol

grim edge
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I love you

hard gyro
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Some meme template in India made by two people dancing.

Now it's one of the most iconic dance moves.

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How many lessons?

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And why are you learning Mandarin?

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You have time. Just study as much as you can

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80%+ is a mad requirement tho

rose thunder
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is it weird to feel like a girl likes you (im a 6/10 at max)

last verge
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kyle

grim edge
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@grim edge so r u still mad cuz ur not 2600?😮‍💨😮‍💨

hard gyro
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Most people in India study for Semester-end exams the night before the exam, and get 8+ CGPA.

grim edge
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(no me importa), ya no llores no me importa tu pasado
(si yo te amo)
perdoname a mi por llegar tarde a lo que Dios me ha mandado
(no me importa)
te enseñare que eso no es todo en el amor
(si yo te amo)
tus sentimientos que por dentro y nada habia pasado
(no me importa)
para, somos una sola persona
(si yo te amo)
si la vida tiene tantas cosas bellas

slim bough
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i have 3 textbooks to finish

rose thunder
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im saying this the next time i see a fat person named kyle

grim edge
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Hola chiquito, a que hora sales por el pan

rose thunder
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is that a challenge

grim edge
hard gyro
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Study.

last verge
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luo

rose thunder
grim edge
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Click on the link that i will send you in dms!

last verge
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colorabo

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hmm

nova verge
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Watching Comedy Central so nothjng new

rose thunder
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oj im getting bored, gonna go do something interesting

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gn

nova verge
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Night!

digital phoenix
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theres a list?

nova verge
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Wtf

crystal shore
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best sicilian variation

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You have never seen the mengarini

silent spear
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we need variants on app BRUHNOOO

grim edge
nova verge
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Night!

random drum
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Tf just saw that there is a server manger too

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I thought Anitta is boss but mika is

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at least he is in team ding KEKW not like Anitta

hasty iris
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i got double adopted

random drum
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it's fine but how are u playing with an FM

hasty iris
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friend

random drum
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Ohh

hasty iris
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most stacked friends list

last verge
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joshua

hasty iris
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u know him?

random drum
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I also want to get crushed by titled players

hasty iris
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finally someone who knows him ✅

grim edge
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@grim edge

digital phoenix
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noob

mossy comet
grim edge
mossy comet
dense ravine
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i like losing in chess

grim edge
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lose to me

hard gyro
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This puzzle is rated 2200 how??

digital phoenix
hard gyro
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Still crazy tho

grim edge
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2200 brilliant 😏

silent spear
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my friend at school plays chess with me and he plays the Scotch, any good counter I should learn?

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he's 700 Elo

hard gyro
hard gyro
silent spear
grim edge
digital phoenix
grim edge
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Hmm, I usually recommend the Veresov for players rated below 1000 💀

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But that's for white

silent spear
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Veresov?

digital phoenix
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tf is that

grim edge
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For black-

I would say the Caro Kann

silent spear
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imagine I did a caro kann and fianchetto my bishopKEKW

grim edge
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This is the Richter-Veresov

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Last time I checked anyways, idk why it just says veresov. But I think they're both considerd the Versesov 🤷‍♂️

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how to defeat li from taiwan

grim edge
silent spear
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what systems should I learn as a 650 ELO?

grim edge
digital phoenix
upbeat viper
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omg

grim edge
upbeat viper
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my big pgn has been useful for once

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!!

silent spear
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I'm gonna see if I can create a good opening against a bot

upbeat viper
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ahahah

worn iceBOT
grim edge
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and the Colle System

silent spear
digital phoenix
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stupid london player

upbeat viper
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scotch gambit full theory

grim edge
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Not every opening is perfect

silent spear
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should I learn the black lion???!?brilliant brilliant brilliant

digital phoenix
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everything is perfect except lonodn

hallow oar
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What are your opinions on igor smirnov?

idle bobcat
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I like how Brilliant translates directly

grim edge
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one woman climbed to 1800 from london

grim edge
silent spear
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k imma learn a caro kann fianchetto

grim edge
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I would marry igor

hallow oar
digital phoenix
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fun fact if ur below 1200 and learn openings ur still gonna suck

grim edge
digital phoenix
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who tf is igor sasufbaufqw

grim edge
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when gm

grim edge
digital phoenix
dense ravine
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how to get in analysis the uh book move or uh reaction of stockfish

grim edge
stone crypt
grim edge
stone crypt
digital phoenix
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literally on move 10 ur not even playing london

hallow oar
grim edge
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I don't know everything about the London...I just know how to play against it (maybe)

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I try to attack the London with c5

stone crypt
digital phoenix
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dont like playing against london? play random shit cos they dont know how to play outside theory

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bout as braindead as a 100 elo player

grim edge
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As in over 2000 (probably)

stone crypt
grim edge
stone crypt
digital phoenix
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hate to break it to u but thats shit

digital phoenix
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"taking chess seriously"

stone crypt
grim edge
stone crypt
digital phoenix
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i can win with wayward queen does that make it good i suppose so

grim edge
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everyone starts somewhere

grim edge
boreal otter
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i hAVE LIgma

stone crypt
# grim edge not bad

i started as 1600 as a beginner so uhm my elo went bankrupt and manage to keep 600 elo

grim edge
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pretty good, you're still learning and it takes time

digital phoenix
boreal otter
stone crypt
hallow oar
grim edge
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Hi

boreal otter
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learn french

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earn wins

digital phoenix
grim edge
boreal otter
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gm= goodmorning

hallow oar
stone crypt
boreal otter
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good

grim edge
digital phoenix
boreal otter
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now go back to french

grim edge
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Yea, I love my french (I prefer the Caro way more tho)

hallow oar
stone crypt
# grim edge French is good too

ye i won but i just use london but french and india if they dont comply with my london and make random moves that doesnt make sense but disables my london playing or smth so i play french sometimes

boreal otter
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im 2500 and i play only french and reti

stone crypt
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nice

grim edge
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Reti is good too

boreal otter
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i love reti man

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underrated

grim edge
hallow oar
stone crypt
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maybe when i reach 1k elo ill use reti or advanced opening but im currently 600 so ill stick to london or indian or french until i get good

boreal otter
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what ur enemy plays

grim edge
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They blunder a lot

viscid jacinth
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Yo

hallow oar
boreal otter
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thats racist

viscid jacinth
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lmao

stone crypt
grim edge
hallow oar
stone crypt
grim edge
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GothamChess did a puzzle climb to 2000+

stone crypt
stone crypt
grim edge
grim edge
grim edge
stone crypt
boreal otter
grim edge
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watching Daniel Naroditsky speed run videos

dense ravine
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how to change the pictures in chess

grim edge
stone crypt
grim edge
hallow oar
boreal otter
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scince i go boxing my elo drops in chess i think im getting stupider

grim edge
# stone crypt fr

When u start climbing as well, learn endgame theroy (such as pawn and rook endgames). It rlly helps

stone crypt
grim edge
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I wish I did it when I was a elo 1000

boreal otter
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bro what is sveshnikov

grim edge
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Yee

grim edge
hallow oar
grim edge
boreal otter
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i have 2k fide but im not nm

grim edge
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I just stay away from the Sicilian

boreal otter
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I will push for cm next yyear

hallow oar
grim edge
silent spear
boreal otter
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Thats my dream men

grim edge
hallow oar
grim edge
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wut is nm elo requirement

boreal otter
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23

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2300?

grim edge
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Yea

boreal otter
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But

grim edge
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2300 is

hallow oar
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National master is not a Fide title

grim edge
# silent spear I'm mad

That's okay, 1200 elo bots are annoying. They're good to practice against I think (try to aim for no blunders or mistakes when playing them)

boreal otter
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In my country i have to go for IM in my country there is no NM

grim edge
grim edge
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Where do u live in

hallow oar
boreal otter
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Germany

grim edge
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Nice

hallow oar
boreal otter
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In my country GM title costs 400€

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xD

digital phoenix
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pretty sure its the same price everywhere

boreal otter
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nAH ITs not

grim edge
digital phoenix
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it is fide cant just adjust

grim edge
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once u earn gm title you have to pay for it too?

grim edge
hallow oar
digital phoenix
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1900 fide?

willow elm
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Uhm i think 500?

crystal jewel
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hey wheres the show top moves option?

hallow oar
willow elm
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I created a new acc

digital phoenix
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must be nice

willow elm
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Bcuz my other acc got hacked

boreal otter
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I hate chess

willow elm
hallow oar
grim edge
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Nice

willow elm
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Chess is amazintg

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Chess is history

boreal otter
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its pain in the a??

hallow oar
grim edge
indigo rose
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heyo

grim edge
willow elm
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I think 1500? Or smth

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But when i searched my name in chess.com it was gone

grim edge
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What's your name

willow elm
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Im 13 yrs old btw

grim edge
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Username

willow elm
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Not_Vaughn1929

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It was like 2022?

grim edge
# silent spear look at this position.

I'm thinking of Nd7 and trying to break open the center with c5 for future reference. I think those are good moves later on. I don't think u would want to play that rn since the knight on Nd4 might be being threatened. I haven't rlly looked through the postition well so I'm probably missing something (it's late for me).

willow elm
grim edge
torpid lintel
willow elm
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Yeah i think

torpid lintel
hallow oar
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Is it just me or is e5 the worst thing you can do with black in Tournaments under 2000 Fide? You are literally letting everyone throw all their preparation at you

willow elm
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It was 7 months ago

torpid lintel
grim edge
willow elm
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Bcuz my original acc got hacked:(

willow elm
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I worked day and night

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Just to get hacked

torpid lintel
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Tell them about your old account and they will help

digital phoenix
willow elm
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No thanks its the past

digital phoenix
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u cant just delete accounts

willow elm
torpid lintel
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Maybe your account closed for fair play?

hallow oar
willow elm
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Idk what happened to my acc since it got hacked

willow elm
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But its ok

torpid lintel
grim edge
silent spear
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fianchetto + caro kann takes forever to get a winning position

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never playing that again

willow elm
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Not_Vaughn1929

torpid lintel
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Thanks

dreamy frigate
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hi
can someone help me with smth
im playing the password game and im stuck on the chess question can someone help em

hallow oar
willow elm
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Meh its good

grim edge
willow elm
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Its the past you know?

silent spear
willow elm
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Sometimes you just have to let it go

grim edge
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I'm gonna beat Antonio rq cuz I feel like it

torpid lintel
dense ravine
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whats better two rooks or 1 queen

torpid lintel
willow elm
digital phoenix
hallow oar
willow elm
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Shoot im starting to forget my name on chess

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I couldn’t really remember

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Its was like july 2022 or smth

dense ravine
willow elm
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When my acc got hacked

torpid lintel
# dense ravine whats better two rooks or 1 queen

Often yes: Whatever the two rooks set their mind to can't be prevented by the queen.
As a simplified example, if both sides have a passed pawn, the rook player can simply put a rook behind their passed pawn and the other rook on the same rank in front of the opposing passed pawn. In such a configuration (pictured), the queen is hapless and the rooks clearly supremee.

However, if the board is more open, especially if the king is prone to checks, then the queen can become mighty. Ideally for the rook player, the board is closed except one file where the rooks can infiltrate.

Practically, the queen side is often a bit easier to play. The rooks are invincible in a given configuration, but brittle during reconfiguration. So with less time on the clock and with weaker players, the queen may be preferable.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039987259186880634/1090860778669752320/dynboard.png typed by R_doofus

dreamy frigate
dense ravine
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the move in my mind brilliant

the move i played blunder

silent spear
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ok how the hell

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I got forced into taking with queen

torpid lintel
hallow oar
worn iceBOT
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digital phoenix
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@last verge u up for adoption

silent spear
digital phoenix
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yeah i can 10-0 u now

last verge
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hmmmm scary

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wtf happened to your blits

dense ravine
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how the hell did magnus get 3200+ elo in blitz

last verge
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and your bullet

hallow oar
last verge
digital phoenix
dense ravine
silent spear
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these games are more complicated than my rapid 15|10 games

dense ravine
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wait

hes elo is 2700+

and the enemy is 2400 elo

i thought if your elo higher your better

last verge
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how are you losing to the 1200 bot 💀

last verge
dense ravine
digital phoenix
dense ravine
digital phoenix
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i have a decently sized monitor in front of me so i can play chess better

last verge
digital phoenix
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dont be like zax smh

last verge
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i play on an alt for a reason

hallow oar
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What would people here recommend for someone trying to reach candidate master? Open to any book recommendations

last verge
dense ravine
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whats the longest game in 2023

hallow oar
last verge
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damn 😭

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bros actually cracked

hasty iris
last verge
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probably opening theory books are useful for you and im not sure if you've ever looked at yusupov's books but they could help

hallow oar
dense ravine
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and there any gm in this server?

last verge
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yeah what brick said, dvoretsky and silman's books are super good

last verge
hallow oar
dense ravine
last verge
hasty iris
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@hallow oar u should get a good coach it's probably the best way to improve

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at your level

last verge
digital phoenix
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i could get agm if i felt like it

last verge
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arena titles are fake titles

hasty iris
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norms are impossible to get unless u are too good at chess. u have to be lucky too

silent spear
last verge
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i mean if you're grandmaster strength you'll get the norms and then the title

digital phoenix
hallow oar
last verge
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you had mate in 2 and you stalemated

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Rd6 Rh6 gg

hasty iris
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entire tournament wasted

last verge
hasty iris
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TRUE KEKW

digital phoenix
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having friends who have the same skill level are better than having friends who are way better cos u can compare OMEGALUL

last verge
last verge
last verge
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he is 1900 fide tbf

hallow oar
hasty iris
last verge
hallow oar
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Oh I forgot about online coaching

hasty iris
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my friend got coached to FM by a russian GM only online for 10 years or something

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never in person and he got FM

last verge
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i got wfm on my own

hasty iris
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so u can do online coaching it's not too different for chess at a high level

dense ravine
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whats the worst opening in chess

hallow oar
hasty iris
last verge
hallow oar
frosty fable
dense ravine
last verge
dense ravine
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@worn ice teach me chess please

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what if albert is a person

frosty fable
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e4 e5 is the best opening imo.

last verge
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although you want to be careful since some of the lines that books call "popular" or "trendy" or "main line" could be outdated or refuted by new engine idaes

dense ravine
hallow oar
last verge
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no harm in studying with an engine if you aren't feeling any books

dense ravine
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whats the difrence between maximum and stockfish

last verge
frosty fable
last verge
dense ravine
hasty iris
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u should read some books that cover top level games

frosty fable
hasty iris
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my friend said they are the most helpful

last verge
hasty iris
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because under 2000 struggle a lot in midgame ideas

hallow oar
frosty fable
last verge
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^^ looking over grandmaster games is also super helpful

dense ravine
last verge
hasty iris
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100 endgames is too hard apparently KEKW

silent spear
hallow oar
last verge
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some of the pretentious 2400s have differing opinions on it

hallow oar
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I heard that it's too basic for my rating

frosty fable
last verge
dense ravine
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if your gana give tips to noobies

What would it be?
(wrong answer only)

frosty fable
last verge
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i haven't read a lot, i'm wondering if doing some more chess reading could actually boost my rating like 200

dense ravine
hallow oar
silent spear
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what opening should I play, this is what I got with caro kann fianchetto

frosty fable
digital phoenix
silent spear
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scholars mate in bullet

digital phoenix
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and call it a "gambit"

last verge
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isolated tripled e pawns are a great structure to have for a strong position

mossy comet
frosty fable
hallow oar
maiden mesa
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is it ethical to cyberstalk an 11 year old to figure out their openings if you're gonna play them in a tournament

frosty fable
hasty iris
last verge
hallow oar
last verge
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besides it's barely cyberstalking you just google their name and look at archives of their games

maiden mesa
dense ravine
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what chess player do you guys hate the most

maiden mesa
last verge
maiden mesa
last verge
maiden mesa
digital phoenix
dense ravine
digital phoenix
last verge
frosty fable
dense ravine
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whats the most anoying opening

digital phoenix
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london

frosty fable
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London.

last verge
hallow oar
dense ravine
maiden mesa
digital phoenix
last verge
hallow oar
maiden mesa
hard gyro
hallow oar
dense ravine
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most dificult opening?

last verge
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i'm gonna go to my uscf tourney and smurf and look at gotham's beginner videos

hard gyro
# hard gyro Cool

As soon as the endgame started, my opponent decided that his queen's time is up.

maiden mesa
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i watch chess simp for good education chess content personally

dense ravine
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wait is this london?

maiden mesa
digital phoenix
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i only hang one thing

silent spear
#

I guess me fianchettoing my bishop was too much theory and he blundered both rooks and his queen

hallow oar
dense ravine
frosty fable
mystic stream
dense ravine
#

whats so anoying about this?

dense ravine
last verge
frosty fable
maiden mesa
hard gyro
dense ravine
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IM CHECKING IT

hard gyro
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WHY ARE YOU LEARNING LONDON SYSTEM?

dense ravine
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iim a curious guy

last verge
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the main line of the best try against the london leads to an unbelievably dry position

dense ravine
silent spear
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shut up and learn fried liver fianchetto

hard gyro
#

PLAY VIENNA, OR ITALIAN, NOT THE DAMN LONDON

hallow oar
#

Queen's gambit > London

frosty fable
silent spear
#

Italian fianchetto

last verge
dense ravine
#

my brain is to smoll to understand

silent spear
#

my opening I created🔥🔥🔥

frosty fable
dense ravine
grim edge
#

caro best opening

dense ravine
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why is london bad?

last verge
dense ravine
last verge
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literally the italian guy said its wrong

digital phoenix
#

i beat indirect cos he played caro

hallow oar
grim edge
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i don't think he wants to play me

last verge
#

bardeleben? 💀

dense ravine
#

why is london hated?

digital phoenix
last verge
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i wasnt aware it was possible to misspell it that bad

hard gyro
#

Is this decent?

silent spear
#

someone tell me how an opening is an inaccuracy

frosty fable
last verge
hallow oar
hard gyro
#

Basted

dense ravine
grim edge
obsidian sail
#

basically worse development

last verge
#

if you play 1. e4 d5 2. d3 you should be banned from all chess websites

silent spear
#

OH THAT WOULD BE SMARTER

hard gyro
last verge
digital phoenix
grim edge
obsidian sail
#

🤣

last verge
#

WHY DID BLACK PLAY H5 AGAINST D3

silent spear
hard gyro
silent spear
obsidian sail
#

h5 W move

digital phoenix
#

i drew someone who threw his castling ability out of the window in the first 10 moves that was sad

last verge
#

its probably a smurf

hallow oar
last verge
frosty fable
dense ravine
last verge
hallow oar
silent spear
frosty fable
digital phoenix
last verge
#

bceause it can basically be sent to an endgame where nothing happens

digital phoenix
frosty fable
#

Anime isn't real, brother.

silent spear
last verge
#

BLACK PLAYED QC8

hard gyro
#

Botez Gambit of the day.

frosty fable
digital phoenix
#

whos that

silent spear
worn iceBOT
last verge
#

BLACK PLAYED QC8 TO AVOID A QUEEN TRADE THAT WOULDVE TAKEN WHITES ABILITY TO CASTLE

hallow oar
obsidian sail
#

oh hell naw

dense ravine
#

so c5 breaks it?

last verge
digital phoenix
#

that guy got banned for cheating also btw

hard gyro
#

Imagine evading a ban.

last verge
#

usually the lsb isn't locked inside the pawn chain either

dense ravine
grim edge
#

Thoughts on the most accurate mechancial watch in the world? Its only 2.7 mln $💀

last verge
#

im curois as to why the top engine line is losing the rook though

silent spear
#

something is wrong with me and my opponent

last verge
dense ravine
strange skiff
last verge
#

holy shit black played Bxf3 and he played gxf3

strange skiff
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did he?

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which username?

frosty fable
strange skiff
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cause his connected acc is not banned

hard gyro
strange skiff
#

yeah but his connected acc is not banned lovaHmm

mossy comet
grim edge
last verge
#

i was 700 when i started i like to think i've never played that illogically

torpid lintel
#

@strange skiff can you check friend of server channel?

last verge
#

there's just no thought process behind the moves

dense ravine
#

imagine someone using stockfish on bullet

mossy comet
hallow oar
grim edge
#

I got banned for a week on twitter :(

last verge
#

i got to 900 within a week or two though

dense ravine
last verge
#

and then i had super good progress for basically the whole summer

mossy comet
silent spear
#

why can't I fianchetto here?

strange skiff
last verge
#

and then stagnant for most of the schoo year

mossy comet
#

soggy

restive storm
hard gyro
#

2600???

grim edge
mossy comet
#

i remember when bob l’éponge

silent spear
#

stockfish is wrong for the first time??

grim edge
last verge
hasty iris
#

lol it actually got closed? KEKW

silent spear
hard gyro
mossy comet
#

spongebob squarepants? nah we got bob l’éponge

frosty fable
#

Oh woah

last verge
clear sequoia
mossy comet
#

soggy

obsidian sail
#

only 2.7 mill? thats cheap

mossy comet
hasty iris
obsidian sail
hasty iris
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no i only have 3 left

hard gyro
obsidian sail
#

i will give it back once ihit 3k elo

hasty iris
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aka never KEKW

obsidian sail
#

shhhh

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u dont trust in me?

silent spear
#

No

hard gyro
mystic stream
#

Smh

hard gyro
last verge
obsidian sail
#

i am fey kleather

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obsidian sail
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wow thas so rude

hard gyro
torpid lintel
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obsidian sail
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ok

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1v1 me pixelated

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pls

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im beginng u

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i need to show my true skill

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last verge
#

oh holy shit its 1am

hasty iris
obsidian sail
grim edge
mystic stream
#

Fr

last verge
#

no way it's united states chess federation national master jayden lee

mystic stream
#

No its 10 pm

digital phoenix
#

its 1pm

#

i should sleep

grim edge
#

Thoughts on christopher ward bel canto? It chimes every hour, cheapest mechanical watch that does this. Costs 4k

torpid lintel
digital phoenix
last verge
#

💀💀💀💀

torpid lintel
restive storm
last verge
#

turns out being an NM didn't pay well enough

silent spear
#

maybe I should stop fianchettoing, this is a game where I played a nice kings pawn

restive storm
#

Even most GM doesn't pay well

last verge
silent spear
indigo rose
#

how do i send pics?

grim edge
last verge
#

bro theres like 40 jayden lees

grim edge
#

Tor + vpn

restive storm
mossy comet
#

Réti opening: The Riot Gambit

grim edge
#

Teach me chess

restive storm
#

What the heck

last verge
#

the one you're interested in is Jayden H Lee from arizona

restive storm
#

2600 what

strange skiff
#

the same damn dude

restive storm
#

Did something happen💀

strange skiff
#

no lifer, has been banned many times

grim edge
#

Ok but change your pft

restive storm
#

With 2600

strange skiff
#

is not 2000+, stockfish is

#

git gud son

torpid lintel
indigo rose
#

how do i send pics?

grim edge
torpid lintel
strange skiff
#

nah it's ok. sorry it's happening. we'll be here to ban whenever he pops up until we find the acc

torpid lintel
#

Got it

digital phoenix
#

ban roulette

restive storm
#

What does being an idiot

grim edge
last verge
grim edge
#

Oh

grim edge
#

Intermediate starts at 3000 fide

restive storm
last verge
#

blunder skull

restive storm
#

Get good

#

💀

mossy comet
#

wait no

#

how your pawn feels when they accept the gambit

restive storm
#

When you accept the Vienna gambit

nova verge
#

Heyo what’s good??

mossy comet
#

your pawns when you play the danish gambit:

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also please rate level

#

i forgot to work on it for months

obsidian sail
#

💀

mossy comet
#

ok goodnight everyone

nova verge
#

I just woke up from a nap 💤

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Yeah chance !

strange skiff
#

discord was supposed to do it but I guess not

#

Shrug no lifers

#

block him, whenever he pops up. save your time. I'll report the accounts to discord safety team if he doesn't stop and then he'll get banned from everwhere

#

sorry the troll got you

obsidian sail
#

👍

nova verge
#

Was trolls not a good movie? Never seen it

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It was before my time

obsidian sail
#

yea good kids movie

nova verge
indigo rose
distant pasture
#

hello

obsidian sail
#

hi

indigo rose
#

wdym 'before your time' it was made in 2016

nova verge
indigo rose
#

oh alr

nova verge
#

I hated 2016

mossy comet
#

i cannot sleeb

distant pasture
#

2016 was amazing

nova verge
#

My best friend overdosed yeah a real banger

mossy comet
thick kernel
distant pasture
mossy comet
nova verge
thick kernel
mossy comet
obsidian sail
distant pasture
#

now I can’t change my name so I’m stuck as 550 elo 🫠

dense ravine
#

are there any blind chess players?

last verge
#

fake leather

last verge
distant pasture
dense ravine
mossy comet
dense ravine
last verge
mossy comet
#

me when i go outside when its raining

obsidian sail
primal fern
#

@obsidian sail !welcome

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obsidian sail
#

cus if ur blind when u start its hard to know what the board looks like since u cant see and stuff

last verge
distant pasture
# dense ravine how

you know like…saying what piece to move where and imagining the board in your mind. when an opponent responda another player (or the opponent) says where they moved

obsidian sail
thin junco
#

hi guys

dense ravine
#

can you blind magnus blindfolded?

obsidian sail
#

godadmit ive been waiting like 2 min for a bullet match

digital phoenix
#

my teammate lost to a blind guy otb

thin junco
#

i am a part of chess society at my university

primal fern
#

@obsidian sail connect ur account 🙂

dense ravine
digital phoenix
#

kinda embarassing

primal fern
#

@thin junco !welcome

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obsidian sail
#

also how did the other guy play

primal fern
dense ravine
last verge
obsidian sail
#

/connect

primal fern
obsidian sail
#

maybe like VR idk

worn iceBOT
#
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obsidian sail
#

my account glithced it doesn't connect

digital phoenix
primal fern
mighty tendon
#

i like to play chease

dense ravine
#

how do you get stockfish to react that its a book move or smth

digital phoenix
#

also someone relays moves to him

#

and then he says out the move

digital phoenix
#

someone tells the move made and makes the move most of the time tournament staff

obsidian sail
#

oh

primal fern
#

@obsidian sail what's ur rating

glossy radish
#

hi

last verge
#

hi v

indigo rose
#

it seems you already used your 1 free game review

frosty fable
frosty fable
glossy radish
dense ravine
dense ravine
frosty fable
#

U are better than me 💀

dense ravine
frosty fable
#

Be glad 💀💀

dense ravine
#

fine il show you i would lose

obsidian sail
#

IM SO BAD AT PUIZZLES BRUH

digital phoenix
#

i agree

frosty fable
#

Brother, I'm like the God of Blunders.

dense ravine
frosty fable
#

The Titanic was better than me

primal fern
distant pasture
#

I’m super good at puzzles but my elo is still 760 lol

frosty fable
dense ravine
grim edge
#

Fs

#

What’s up mfs

indigo rose
rocky moat
#

Magnus

grim edge
#

Magnus vs pragg tommorow who wins

indigo rose
#

anyone wanna play with me?

indigo rose
distant pasture
#

sure but I’m bad

rocky moat
grim edge
#

Pragg smokes magnus now

#

Magnus has food poisoning

distant pasture
#

yeah. unfortunate

indigo rose
grim edge
#

Bro was so shaky in todays draw it’s obvious that’s he’s playing more risky and stuffy

distant pasture
#

I can’t change my name. 760 now. still bad.

grim edge
#

Tommrow Pragg is gonna play a catalan and magnus is gonna copy

#

I can tell

indigo rose
distant pasture
#

okay. username?

grim edge
#

Or it’s gonna be a kings gambit or berlin

indigo rose
#

Bobbitdore

rocky moat
#

Tzu

distant pasture
#

added you. pizza2111

grim edge
#

Why does everyone think elo means anything I mean sure it does on the low levels but on high levels it depends more endgame , opening knowledge and stamina