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i thought im the one who saw that
Amongus has rotted my brain
Lol
I still play that
I almost laughed when our principal said among us in an assembly today
Among us is full of idiots
Oh, ig it kind of does look like among us. But it also looks like a shadow wearing a hoodie
You could say any color you want and they’ll believe you
💀
Among us eyes
Looks worse now
If you remove the orange pixels
looks like a pea now
Yea, make the eyes red
📮
Looks like master chief-ish
no no it looks like a toddler
i cannot unsee a black faced toddler with red eyes
A little goofier
The top looks goofy
hello
Yes!
my guys
its Jesus
i want to play whiteboard 
:3
dam im insecure
this is literally pea
hi
lava out of pen
LMFAO
eaten yet?
no that means i love it
no i love it
i love dumb and cute things
Try not to make amongus challenge (impossible)
Nice!
when i find a master coach
Hi
i am destorying all of you
Hey
i made my little sister this for her birthday 😭😭
Hi v
Ok lil bro
shit it’s not sending
Made what? :)
ITS NOT SENDING

what is it

Try again 
tf
so damn long 💀
pikcachu
You did a nice work! I am sure she will like it!
oopsi
didnt get adopted lets go
bro beat a 2800 FM 💀
Also after so long Mika is online :)
yay ty
she loved it 
yo chill
I always knew you were weird but i didnt think you were like that…
anyone wanna play, im tripping rn
He just asked a question lol
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does anyone ever get tempted to buy stuff from the lichess store 💀
I do now
I wanna learn hacking just to take down their merch website if anything
I hope you wont fall down those stairs
fr 😭 it's so good
ur mean 😦
can you get me that bag then
I wouldnt trust that number if i was you
You should have counted
Technically is the 1500th stair before or after the number
I think its really misleading
Like brillant moves…
@dreamy siren
I would double count if I was you, can never be too sure!
I would imagine your head would smash against the stairs and you would die from concussions
Yes
Hey guys, it's been a while
I dont have a corpse
I would say that you would have some massive head trauma
outside
Too late. I am already halfway done rolling.
Ok, so I stopped before reaching the end.
I booked a flight already
Thrift store tote bags
My head is bleeding profusely, and my vision and hearing is now impaired, but I haven't died so yeah.
You’re basically dead
Imagine not hearing and seeing
Nice! :)
Helen keller
You would think that rolling off the stairs would be so sudden that you wouldn't have time to think about using your hands.
Not nice. No hospitals nearby so I will probably bleed out.
If you say so.
Me after falling down the stairs, according to @grim edge
i also feel like i forgot something today idk what it is tho
i think it too busy waiting for esports to start lol
Holy I forgot to send an email thanks
I love you
Some meme template in India made by two people dancing.
Now it's one of the most iconic dance moves.
How many lessons?
And why are you learning Mandarin?

You have time. Just study as much as you can
80%+ is a mad requirement tho
is it weird to feel like a girl likes you (im a 6/10 at max)
kyle
@grim edge so r u still mad cuz ur not 2600?😮💨😮💨
Most people in India study for Semester-end exams the night before the exam, and get 8+ CGPA.
(no me importa), ya no llores no me importa tu pasado
(si yo te amo)
perdoname a mi por llegar tarde a lo que Dios me ha mandado
(no me importa)
te enseñare que eso no es todo en el amor
(si yo te amo)
tus sentimientos que por dentro y nada habia pasado
(no me importa)
para, somos una sola persona
(si yo te amo)
si la vida tiene tantas cosas bellas
i have 3 textbooks to finish
im saying this the next time i see a fat person named kyle
Hola chiquito, a que hora sales por el pan
is that a challenge
You’re delusional
Study.
luo
👍
Click on the link that i will send you in dms!
Watching Comedy Central so nothjng new
Night!
theres a list?
Wtf
we need variants on app 

Night!
Tf just saw that there is a server manger too
I thought Anitta is boss but mika is
at least he is in team ding
not like Anitta
it's fine but how are u playing with an FM
friend
Ohh
joshua
u know him?
I also want to get crushed by titled players
finally someone who knows him ✅
@grim edge
noob
Looks familiar 🤔
tord
i like losing in chess
lose to me
This puzzle is rated 2200 how??
every elo has easy puzzles
2200
😏
my friend at school plays chess with me and he plays the Scotch, any good counter I should learn?
he's 700 Elo
Literally play any opening and wait for him to blunder.
Play d4. It works me 😎
alr
d4 works you
That too
any suggestions for openings that don't have him in a winning position
Yeeee
@grim edge
scotch is the most drawn opening
Hmm, I usually recommend the Veresov for players rated below 1000 💀
But that's for white
Veresov?
tf is that
imagine I did a caro kann and fianchetto my bishop
This is the Richter-Veresov
Last time I checked anyways, idk why it just says veresov. But I think they're both considerd the Versesov 🤷♂️
how to defeat li from taiwan
She's hard
what systems should I learn as a 650 ELO?
I wouldn't stress too much about Li
omg
Shhh
I'm gonna see if I can create a good opening against a bot
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Bc4 Nf6 5. O-O Nxe4 6. Re1 d5 7. Bxd5 Qxd5 8. Nc3 Qa5 9. Nxe4 Be6 10. Neg5 O-O-O 11. Nxe6 fxe6 12. Rxe6 Bd6 13. Bg5 Rdf8 14. Qe2 Rxf3 15. Re8+ Kd7 16. Qe6#
The London System is good
and the Colle System
No
stupid london player
I'm not a London player 😭
Not every opening is perfect
should I learn the black lion???!?

everything is perfect except lonodn
What are your opinions on igor smirnov?
I like how Brilliant translates directly
one woman climbed to 1800 from london
Mmmmmmm
Idk on that one-
Amazing
k imma learn a caro kann fianchetto
I would marry igor
Really? Is it just me who thinks his content isn't good?
fun fact if ur below 1200 and learn openings ur still gonna suck
Exactly
True, but it's still good to have a opening for black and with white
who tf is igor sasufbaufqw
i use london
when gm

quit chess
how to get in analysis the uh book move or uh reaction of stockfish
Bru
no
review
Yay, now u can bully the Chess Masters here
no wonder i got good using london
a trash player using london is the funniest thing ever
literally on move 10 ur not even playing london
Yes you should have a repertoire but shouldn't go deep into theory because 90% of games will be lost because of blunders under 2000
I don't know everything about the London...I just know how to play against it (maybe)
I try to attack the London with c5
since when n opening is terrible when its just moves pieces in a pattern with advantages and disadvantages
dont like playing against london? play random shit cos they dont know how to play outside theory
bout as braindead as a 100 elo player
Unless they're high rated 💀
As in over 2000 (probably)
if im taking chess seriously then i must get good at a opening to use and know hwo to counter when someone plays it and i chose london
and whats ur rating
u can always change it. But if it's working, then it works 🤷♂️
600 average
hate to break it to u but thats shit
thank you and ok
"taking chess seriously"
but im still playing chess and still winning
When did u first start playing?
i forgot somewhere at july
i can win with wayward queen does that make it good i suppose so
everyone starts somewhere
not bad
i hAVE LIgma
i started as 1600 as a beginner so uhm my elo went bankrupt and manage to keep 600 elo
pretty good, you're still learning and it takes time
ja
Happens
hdf
oh ok
There is no need to change your opening. if the London is working for you then stick with it. Even Grandmasters play the London.
Hi
ur not a gm dont compare to gm
💀
gm= goodmorning
When did I compare myself to a gm?
i used french before i used london
good
French is good too
when u say if gm can play it well so can u
now go back to french
Yea, I love my french (I prefer the Caro way more tho)
So you're saying he should play unsound openings?
ye i won but i just use london but french and india if they dont comply with my london and make random moves that doesnt make sense but disables my london playing or smth so i play french sometimes
im 2500 and i play only french and reti
nice
Reti is good too
Yea, I think it's underrated. I won good games with it
What do you follow the reti with? KID or the English or the QD
maybe when i reach 1k elo ill use reti or advanced opening but im currently 600 so ill stick to london or indian or french until i get good
depends
what ur enemy plays
Well, at 600 elo-1000 elo study tactics (puzzles).
They blunder a lot
Yo
Keep in mind the French can only be played by black
thats racist
lmao
ye i got 1.2k elo in puzzles and i just got 100 puzzles 2 weeks ago
Unless they're cheating or sandbagging-
Also analyse your games you'll find a lot of missed tactics
r daily puzzles suggested?
GothamChess did a puzzle climb to 2000+
ye i do that but ill still try to imrpove it 👍
nice for him i didnt know
Can u Coach me sir
I was thinking 'puzzle rush', 'solve puzzles', and 'daily puzzle'
It's one of his older videos. Chess takes a lot of effort
ye i do that once a day i dont have premuim
I am stupid i cant explain
Same
watching Daniel Naroditsky speed run videos
how to change the pictures in chess
Believe u can
oh oke
import ur game to lichess analyzer
Is it just me or does nobody know how to counter the sveshnikov under 2200 fide
scince i go boxing my elo drops in chess i think im getting stupider
When u start climbing as well, learn endgame theroy (such as pawn and rook endgames). It rlly helps
what ok but i use pc chess
I wish I did it when I was a elo 1000
I want your opinion Fabian
oke ill try to imrpove that
bro what is sveshnikov
Yee
Play some games unrated and do puzzles
Aren't you a national master?
A variation of the Sicilian
i have 2k fide but im not nm
I just stay away from the Sicilian
I will push for cm next yyear
Misleading name
For now-
I'm mad
Thats my dream men
U could become
Same
Yea
But
2300 is
National master is not a Fide title
That's okay, 1200 elo bots are annoying. They're good to practice against I think (try to aim for no blunders or mistakes when playing them)
In my country i have to go for IM in my country there is no NM
It is
wut country
Where do u live in
Google it. Some countries don't have it
Germany
look at this position.
I don't have it so I'm aiming for candidate master
pretty sure its the same price everywhere
nAH ITs not
first earn money xD
it is fide cant just adjust
once u earn gm title you have to pay for it too?
What's your rating
1900
1900 fide?
Uhm i think 500?
hey wheres the show top moves option?
Yeah
I created a new acc
must be nice
Bcuz my other acc got hacked
I hate chess
Y?
No it feels terrible being a hundred away from 2000
Nice
its pain in the a??
Agreed
What's your rating
heyo

What's your name
Im 13 yrs old btw
Username
I'm thinking of Nd7 and trying to break open the center with c5 for future reference. I think those are good moves later on. I don't think u would want to play that rn since the knight on Nd4 might be being threatened. I haven't rlly looked through the postition well so I'm probably missing something (it's late for me).
U want to try to break the center open (tho there are times where u want to close it)
You asked support team before that?
Yeah i think
Okay!
Is it just me or is e5 the worst thing you can do with black in Tournaments under 2000 Fide? You are literally letting everyone throw all their preparation at you
It was 7 months ago
I don't really know 😅
Why did you made new account? :)
wrong username
Bcuz my original acc got hacked:(
Oh it got deleted NOOO
I worked day and night
Just to get hacked
Really? Was that in chess.com?
If yes then Gmail support@chess.com
Tell them about your old account and they will help
thats not possible
No thanks its the past
u cant just delete accounts
Really?
Maybe your account closed for fair play?
You can but it takes 30 days after the request
YES
Idk what happened to my acc since it got hacked
Tell us your username name
Good job
fianchetto + caro kann takes forever to get a winning position
never playing that again
Not_Vaughn1929
Thanks
hi
can someone help me with smth
im playing the password game and im stuck on the chess question can someone help em
Very solid though
Meh its good
Bots are good to practice openings
Its the past you know?
yeah
Sometimes you just have to let it go
I'm gonna beat Antonio rq cuz I feel like it
There is no account with that name 😅
whats better two rooks or 1 queen
It's depend
Wait what?
yeah are u sure u got it right
Two rooks are stronger in open positions when they are connected
Shoot im starting to forget my name on chess
I couldn’t really remember
Its was like july 2022 or smth
i seen worst names
When my acc got hacked
Often yes: Whatever the two rooks set their mind to can't be prevented by the queen.
As a simplified example, if both sides have a passed pawn, the rook player can simply put a rook behind their passed pawn and the other rook on the same rank in front of the opposing passed pawn. In such a configuration (pictured), the queen is hapless and the rooks clearly supremee.
However, if the board is more open, especially if the king is prone to checks, then the queen can become mighty. Ideally for the rook player, the board is closed except one file where the rooks can infiltrate.
Practically, the queen side is often a bit easier to play. The rooks are invincible in a given configuration, but brittle during reconfiguration. So with less time on the clock and with weaker players, the queen may be preferable.
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mans iq over 130
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the move in my mind 
the move i played 
I guess that closed for fair play? Did you made your opponent wait for no reason? Or something like that? Look here
https://www.chess.com/legal/fair-play
You are checkmated otherwise
This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)
@last verge u up for adoption
it's a forced checkmate
5-2
yeah i can 10-0 u now
how the hell did magnus get 3200+ elo in blitz
and your bullet
Yeah this is a good time to resign
hikaru is peak 3570 in bullet
mightve played in a bullet arena and trolled
jeez
skull
these games are more complicated than my rapid 15|10 games
wait
hes elo is 2700+
and the enemy is 2400 elo
i thought if your elo higher your better
how are you losing to the 1200 bot 💀
higher elo ≠ automatic win
i lost to martin once
yea anyway give it another try
oh so they can make mistake?
i have a decently sized monitor in front of me so i can play chess better
everyone does
even scarier
dont be like zax smh
i play on an alt for a reason
What would people here recommend for someone trying to reach candidate master? Open to any book recommendations
what's your rating and age right now
whats the longest game in 2023
1900 Fide 14 year old
you should read sillman's endgame study
might be very hard but if u have a coach it can be good to work through slowly
probably opening theory books are useful for you and im not sure if you've ever looked at yusupov's books but they could help
I'm not that cracked. I would lose to 14 year old magnus 100-0
and there any gm in this server?
yeah what brick said, dvoretsky and silman's books are super good
bortnyk is here i think
Already read half of it I like the book it's easy
how do you get gm?
just 2500 elo?
well magnus drew kasparov at 13 and he was an IM so he's a completely different class
@hallow oar u should get a good coach it's probably the best way to improve
at your level
you have to have a certain series of wins against other grandmasters in tournaments as well, these are called "norms"
i could get agm if i felt like it
arena titles are fake titles
norms are impossible to get unless u are too good at chess. u have to be lucky too
HOW
i mean if you're grandmaster strength you'll get the norms and then the title
still a more competitive online platform compared to chess.com
I have a coach who is a Fide master but honestly I don't feel like he's helping a lot he just does public courses about random topics that feel way too easy for me
bro stalemated 💀💀💀💀💀💀
you had mate in 2 and you stalemated
Rd6 Rh6 gg
my friend has had some nightmare scenarios where he was doing super well and just needed 1 win for the norm, and his opponent withdrew before the last round 💀
entire tournament wasted
if it's come to the point where you have nightmares about chess tournaments you probably have some other problems
TRUE 
having friends who have the same skill level are better than having friends who are way better cos u can compare 
you can look for stronger coaches that are willing to do 1-on-1 work
we are the same rating in bullet!
u can get a GM coach lol
he is 1900 fide tbf
Only 6 gms in my country
why do u need to get a coach from your country?
some do online coaching which is obviously different but it still helps
Oh I forgot about online coaching
my friend got coached to FM by a russian GM only online for 10 years or something
never in person and he got FM
i got wfm on my own
so u can do online coaching it's not too different for chess at a high level
whats the worst opening in chess
Any book recommendations?
f3 or something
- d4
Grob
BROTHERRRR, WHYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ouch
i'm trolling i'm not even a woman but seriously invest in some endgame books, and at your level books dedicated to a single opening could seriously help
e4 e5 is the best opening imo.
although you want to be careful since some of the lines that books call "popular" or "trendy" or "main line" could be outdated or refuted by new engine idaes
what if enemy did d4 at wwhite and your black
Should I read anything more than Silman's complete endgame course? Silman claims its enough but I honestly don't
no harm in studying with an engine if you aren't feeling any books
whats the difrence between maximum and stockfish
i was simultaneously reading silman's and dvoretsky's books, i found them to be pretty helpful but i didn't get through all of it
Stick them with e5
maximum eats ass and stockfish is the top engine in the world
how your gana give it for free 😥
u should read some books that cover top level games
chat gpt>
uh huh
my friend said they are the most helpful
englund opening, it's a dubious opening but playable
because under 2000 struggle a lot in midgame ideas
Have you read Shereshevsky's book?
Real.
^^ looking over grandmaster games is also super helpful
reality bending powers
sacrficing THE KING
i haven't lol i dipped into a few opening theory books and mostly read endgame stuff
100 endgames is too hard apparently 
YES
It looks easy compared to Dvoretsky's
some of the pretentious 2400s have differing opinions on it
I heard that it's too basic for my rating
First THE ROOOOOOOKK & THEN THE BISHOPPPPPP, THEN THE QUEEEEEEEEÑÑ & FINALLY THE KIÑGGGGG!!!
if your gana give tips to noobies
What would it be?
(wrong answer only)
Bro fr sent that
Play London
i haven't read a lot, i'm wondering if doing some more chess reading could actually boost my rating like 200
li chess and chess.com are both good
play bullet
Isolated pawns are always good because you can thrust forward
what opening should I play, this is what I got with caro kann fianchetto
Even better, London in bullet.
even better london in bullet and blunder a piece on move 5
scholars mate in bullet
and call it a "gambit"
isolated tripled e pawns are a great structure to have for a strong position
Tripled e pawns
Knights are stronger towards the edge because they distract your opponent
is it ethical to cyberstalk an 11 year old to figure out their openings if you're gonna play them in a tournament
Most likely only possible in 4D Chess.
If u don't get caught, yes.
yes or else u will get homecooked and lose 
i did this to a guy i had to play
Yes it is ethical to look at your opponents games before the tournament. I do that and it gives me a huge advantage
besides it's barely cyberstalking you just google their name and look at archives of their games
i mean hes 800 elo on USCF but im unrated so i gotta do the kids tournament to start. im not worried too much but he got me good with 1.d4
what chess player do you guys hate the most
i cant find his games, though. USCF doesnt list them for some reason
bishops are good when locked inside pawn chains because they can send power up and down the chain
people who started playing because of andrew tate
other websites might have them
any ideas which ones might? ive been looking around and cant find anything
london players / people below 1200 who think theyre good
what is a london?
capital of england
i forgot but the guy that i played was an IM so maybe thats why his games were so available
Play more games, you'll know the importance of knights.
whats the most anoying opening
london
ah
London.
people who recycle gotham's vocabulary on attacking and positions without knowing what it means
Shuffle your rook to the two same squares until your opponent attacks because they will always blunder
how bout quen gambit?
my brother in christ he is 2-4x as good as you
people who are 2300 online and 1200 fide
if you move your queen back and forth three times it's a draw by repetition
Best anti Sicilian
yeah anybody below 1200 sucks and can barely play chess (i am a 1240)
Cool
You mean anybody below 2000 fide including me
most dificult opening?
i'm gonna go to my uscf tourney and smurf and look at gotham's beginner videos
As soon as the endgame started, my opponent decided that his queen's time is up.
i watch chess simp for good education chess content personally
wait is this london?
yes you sperg
i only hang one thing
I guess me fianchettoing my bishop was too much theory and he blundered both rooks and his queen
F3 g4 is the best opening to grab space on the king side
im just checking it
Delete this or you'll get haunted for 72 years.

whats so anoying about this?
i want to know why its being hated
you have to play against it a few times to understand
You didn't just ask that-
leads to dull and closed positions which are no fun
WHY
IM CHECKING IT
WHY ARE YOU LEARNING LONDON SYSTEM?
iim a curious guy
the main line of the best try against the london leads to an unbelievably dry position
I WANA KNOW WHATS THE MOST POWERFULL OPENING 😭
shut up and learn fried liver fianchetto
PLAY VIENNA, OR ITALIAN, NOT THE DAMN LONDON
Queen's gambit > London
Don't be curious or the Brits will clap yo ass saying we're curious
Italian fianchetto
Italian Game: Knight Attack, Polerio, Bishop Check, Bogoljubov, Blackburne Variation
my brain is to smoll to understand
my opening I created🔥🔥🔥
Literally anything is better than London 💀
is london bad?
caro best opening
why is london bad?
in approximately zero italian lines that i'm aware of is it common practice to fianchetto any of the four bishops
caro kan good
literally the italian guy said its wrong
i beat indirect cos he played caro
London is basically white offering a draw on move 2
i don't think he wants to play me
bardeleben? 💀
why is london hated?
boring, drawish, repetitive
i wasnt aware it was possible to misspell it that bad
Is this decent?
someone tell me how an opening is an inaccuracy
I usually like playing Sicilian or Italian. You should too. Period.
calculate three moves ahead for me
I don't hate it because I win against it most of the time but I think it's very boring
Basted
alright i wont learn london im just checking it
depends on the game
cus u trade ur queens and u cant castle anymore
basically worse development
if you play 1. e4 d5 2. d3 you should be banned from all chess websites
OH THAT WOULD BE SMARTER
It's my average accuracy
bro what drugs are you on
Lmfao
throw the castling ability out of the window
its good
🤣
WHY DID BLACK PLAY H5 AGAINST D3
he missed it anyway
Thanks
h5 W move
i drew someone who threw his castling ability out of the window in the first 10 moves that was sad
how do you counter london?
its probably a smurf
Main line
if they can't castle and you don't capitalize on that then it doesn't mean anything
Either pre moved (which I don't think is the case) or just dum dum.
whats a main line im low iq
who premoves h5
c5 break is typical main line
D5 c5 setup

What's the opponent's elo?
i mean it was easy for him to manually queenside castle so thats something
bceause it can basically be sent to an endgame where nothing happens
h4 maybe
Anime isn't real, brother.
504
BLACK PLAYED QC8
Botez Gambit of the day.
Send me the game's link
whos that
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1. e4 d5 2. d3 h5 3. Nf3 Bg4 4. Nc3 dxe4 5. dxe4 Qc8 6. h3 Bxf3 7. gxf3 c6 8. f4 Nd7 9. b3 Nc5 10. Bb2 Nxe4 11. Nxe4 f6 12. Ng3 Qc7 13. Nxh5 Qxf4 14. Nxf4 g5 15. Ng6 Rd8 16. Nxh8 Rd2 17. Qxd2
BLACK PLAYED QC8 TO AVOID A QUEEN TRADE THAT WOULDVE TAKEN WHITES ABILITY TO CASTLE
Average 600 elo game would continue Kf2
oh hell naw
well you hung a bishop
that guy got banned for cheating also btw
Imagine evading a ban.
usually the lsb isn't locked inside the pawn chain either
why he banned?
Thoughts on the most accurate mechancial watch in the world? Its only 2.7 mln $💀
im curois as to why the top engine line is losing the rook though
something is wrong with me and my opponent
@grim edge this is what i was talking about]\
im dead 💀
what
holy shit black played Bxf3 and he played gxf3
Will look good on my wrist. Send me the 2.7 mil 🔥
cause his connected acc is not banned
Doesn't Bxd6 win for white?
yeah but his connected acc is not banned 
hi
Its ugly. Id rather buy a manor
i was 700 when i started i like to think i've never played that illogically
@strange skiff can you check friend of server channel?
there's just no thought process behind the moves
imagine someone using stockfish on bullet
this is phobos but accurate
Yeah they're all hanging pieces
I got banned for a week on twitter :(
i got to 900 within a week or two though
what did you even do
and then i had super good progress for basically the whole summer
why can't I fianchetto here?
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and then stagnant for most of the schoo year
soggy
Lol
2600???
Can i talk abt watches? Im banned from twitter so i dont got any memes
i remember when bob l’éponge
stockfish is wrong for the first time??
Not the first time
what is blud waffling about
lol it actually got closed? 
why can't I fianchetto
Not all fianchettos are good.
spongebob squarepants? nah we got bob l’éponge
Oh woah
because b3 was a bad move in the first place you shouldn't fianchetto your bishop at all
why
Significantly harder to read than a Casio F-91W even, let alone any modern watch.
only 2.7 mill? thats cheap
soggy
bruh i lent mine to my friend a couple months ago and bro hasnt returned it
oh can u lend me one too
no i only have 3 left
You missed a chance to attack the knight, and left your pawn undefended.
i will give it back once ihit 3k elo
aka never 
No
I would bash his head till he gave me the watch.
Smh
If I were in your position.
loosens the c3 knight, no point, Be3 develops with tempo
i am fey kleather
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wow thas so rude
Is your name a play of words for "Fake Leather"?
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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)
oh holy shit its 1am
over a watch? 
yes i am fey kleather
show true skill by connecting
Fr
no way it's united states chess federation national master jayden lee
No its 10 pm
Thoughts on christopher ward bel canto? It chimes every hour, cheapest mechanical watch that does this. Costs 4k
Sleep!
its 1pm
💀💀💀💀
Ah
turns out being an NM didn't pay well enough
maybe I should stop fianchettoing, this is a game where I played a nice kings pawn
Even most GM doesn't pay well
it's not whether you fianchetto or not it's just tactical complications
I like fianchettoing but idk when to
how do i send pics?
Yeh even magnus sucks, pragg is better
bro theres like 40 jayden lees
Tor + vpn
Rooting for pragg
If he beat fabi, then he's good
Réti opening: The Riot Gambit
Teach me chess
What the heck
the one you're interested in is Jayden H Lee from arizona
2600 what
the same damn dude
Did something happen💀
no lifer, has been banned many times
Ok but change your pft
With 2600
What he did? 😅
how do i send pics?

Oh xD
nah it's ok. sorry it's happening. we'll be here to ban whenever he pops up until we find the acc
Got it
ban roulette
What does being an idiot
How he got unbanned
Bro not getting it back thats crazy
Oh
Fabi isnt even good, not even 3000 fide
Intermediate starts at 3000 fide
Ok great
blunder skull
what it feels like to decline a gambit
wait no
how your pawn feels when they accept the gambit
When you accept the Vienna gambit
Heyo what’s good??
your pawns when you play the danish gambit:
also please rate level
i forgot to work on it for months
💀
ok goodnight everyone
discord was supposed to do it but I guess not
no lifers
block him, whenever he pops up. save your time. I'll report the accounts to discord safety team if he doesn't stop and then he'll get banned from everwhere

sorry the troll got you
👍
yea good kids movie
Legit!
what?
hello
hi
wdym 'before your time' it was made in 2016
Yeah I was 21 then was not watching that
oh alr
I hated 2016
i cannot sleeb
2016 was amazing
My best friend overdosed yeah a real banger
wut
:( oh I’m sorry
me asf when i win like a few daily games
Thank you 🙏🏼
lmao
posting this again. this is what your pawns feel like when you play the danish gambit
w
now I can’t change my name so I’m stuck as 550 elo 🫠
are there any blind chess players?
fake leather
i can play chess blindfolded
I mean probably right? gotta be
how
i mean yeah right?
visualize ez
me when i go outside when its raining
probably not
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cus if ur blind when u start its hard to know what the board looks like since u cant see and stuff
uscf offers memberships for blind ppl so there probably are
you know like…saying what piece to move where and imagining the board in your mind. when an opponent responda another player (or the opponent) says where they moved
well maybe, but probably not like high level
hi guys
can you blind magnus blindfolded?
godadmit ive been waiting like 2 min for a bullet match
my teammate lost to a blind guy otb
i am a part of chess society at my university
@obsidian sail connect ur account 🙂
how
kinda embarassing
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whats ur teammates rating
also how did the other guy play
type /connect
prob like with glasses
apparently there's a blind yugoslav guy from the 70s who was around FM strength
/connect
here try this
maybe like VR idk
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my account glithced it doesn't connect
1100 fide blind guy 1300
what's ur username
i like to play chease
how do you get stockfish to react that its a book move or smth
game review
someone tells the move made and makes the move most of the time tournament staff
oh
@obsidian sail what's ur rating
hi
hi v
it seems you already used your 1 free game review
😦
Or just get premium?
Wanna play 10 min?
hi ducky
i wish
im bad tho
U are better than me 💀
bruh how
Be glad 💀💀
fine il show you i would lose
IM SO BAD AT PUIZZLES BRUH
i agree
Brother, I'm like the God of Blunders.
there can only be one
The Titanic was better than me
connect ur account
I’m super good at puzzles but my elo is still 760 lol
Sent u the request
where can i find
Magnus
Magnus vs pragg tommorow who wins
anyone wanna play with me?
the fans
sure but I’m bad
Ivthink pagg
yeah. unfortunate
uh ur 550 rapid?
Bro was so shaky in todays draw it’s obvious that’s he’s playing more risky and stuffy
I can’t change my name. 760 now. still bad.
sure ig
okay. username?
Or it’s gonna be a kings gambit or berlin
Bobbitdore
Tzu
added you. pizza2111
Why does everyone think elo means anything I mean sure it does on the low levels but on high levels it depends more endgame , opening knowledge and stamina
