#💬〡general-off-topic
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It’s mostly mental
Then go longer
Shi u plank for hours?
too tall
yeah he planks in his sleep bro
im 11
please take this back if you're joking
W
offended due to an 11yo being better at chess then you
thats not what's happening here
Then 50kg aint bad
Name: filip cernjava (sernjava)
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Rapid: 1766 (peak)
Blitz: 1404 (1409 peak)
Bullet: 1653 (1655 peak)
10 yo beat my 1900 fide friend yesterday
Indian dances can be the coolest and the funniest at the same time.
do ./profile
My old roommate taught me one
dude. im not talking about chess rn
by being 11, you are not allowed on discord
What I am talking about :
oh my bad im 32
minimum age is 13
cool dance
Get your rating up

get your ego down
@nova verge learn this one lmao
I have no ego

how?
It was a dance she learned for a wedding and we did it together
<@&745328830649991179> sexual stuff
Holding my urge to ping mods
Huh, why there's kissing scene
i am magnus carlson
Damn, beat me to it
^ also ban the person who said they were 11
Nice dude
isnt there smothered mate
yes thats the line
It was I love to dance I learned some new moves as well
beautiful
If you don't mind, what's your nationality
I'm not racist or smth but u look like u just ate a dog
💀 wth is happening in chat rn...
White
Ego death

never too late
Same
Props for learning an Indian Dance, my man
Smash the old guy
dude???
Thanks bro! Much appreciated
Age doesn't matter
Indian food is rlly good icl
this chat keeps getting worse per message?????

THAT DOESN'T HELP
Yes it is stfu I love my Indian friends
Aw hell nah my phone is 0% again
some people are so weird here

We love you too.
now how is that not a brilliant
Indians r also very friendly people I havent met a unfriendly Indian
@indigo jetty Come to India, we will give you free Shahi Paneer.
I have
give me Shahi paneer
Indians are good people
indians are kind of intimidating
Punjabis are tbf
why do dyou say that?
I'm thinking of going to India in the future
But Punjabis are gentle giants of India
i have had at least 3 of them start yelling at me
Where r u from
idk what i did on each instance
Pov u visited haryana
Originally from Baku but live in UK
Punjabis. Those people can drink a canister of milk with no problem.
Unfortunately I only met unfriendly Indians, a guy stumbled upon me and didn't even say sorry
Awfully racist.
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Rapid: 999 (peak)
Blitz: 546 (691 peak)
Bullet: 632 (740 peak)
thats good
look how close to 1000
Play me
999
i gtg now maybe later
Assuming that Indians don't speak much English? Really?
India has more English speakers than USA and UK combined.
Sorry
i like this guy
How to beat magnus
India has more English speakers than USA and UK combined.
Get a coach like me
I mean its normal if yall are more than 1 billion
Nah I'm the coach
Lmao
The way you phrased it made it look racist so just be careful lmao
It is.
If people realised it in the first place.
😭
💀
indians are just quick learners, fast adapters, smart thinkers and most importantly, chess gods
Not all of them r
I want to improve not the other way around
india has good food
My mom makes the best food

all educated ones are
Swallow when you’re done
I ain't ready to become double digits.
@grim edge


u will prolly reach single(outside chess too)
My guy got trolled so much that he is rethinking his existence
All because of a coach. Looking at you, @graceful lintel
U got the username Zax? That is sick
YESSIRR FINALLY im so happy lol
A 1500 coach?
nooo

You got lucky damn
We're just trolling him lmao
my username is ImAnoob4life bruh literally with the rick astley pfp
yo sorry i was just thinking and i didnt intend to generalize with this message. i was only thinking of the indians ive met when i said this
once my friend blundered his queen and no mate or no idea but still got a brilliant move
Well lucky that the username wasn’t claimed by someone else, after all its a 3 character username
someone (usually paid) who helps you improve
Let it be let it be 🎶🎶🎶
Why would that be?
like a teacher
3 char usernames are always the good players
Or just accounts owned by people who wants to sell the accounts later
A lot of ppl do that
ye sorry that was mb, i wasnt trying to generalize all indians. i have just had some bad encounters with a few
lets focus on the non depressing part
@sharp galleon ping me when your online 
wth is the name of that emoji bruh
Whisper words of wisdom LET IT BEE 🐝
its some meme lol
Im holding a dog right now
My cat is roaming in the neighborhood
bruh embed fail
my cat is sleeping on the ledge of my window
not again 💀
lol
love innit
I want to beat magnus so pragg doesn't have to.
i have never felt more pain, even when hikaru got kicked out of the tournament 4 EMBED FAIL BRUH
you need trusted
Imagine the pressure that pragg is going with while he is in finals against none other than the GOAT magnus carlsen
i have
nope
thanks for sending that
oh wait that is connected
What's that lol
how to get trusted
@sly estuary connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements
yeah what is that lol
indian serial
Lol
cute
that was the reply to the cat one
Imma pretend, I don't know that serial 
how to get trusted
@sly estuary connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements
do what carlbot says
oh i need server member for 7 days
send this
damn i could give some friends deja vu later
indian serial effects
Ok
furry flakes
What
Tieny looks like a Filipino
Am I right?
Someone play
Who cares

I think none are interested

Rex Being Rex
Gabriel
Idfk
I think no one cares because everyone knows the result lol
You have a 50 chance to hit 2k this month
I calculated with my most powerful supercomputer
lol
whats ur rating?
same as me
whn did u start playing?
8 months ago
Wow
and u played daily?
but im 2k😭
how
Lol u are not
teach me your ways
no offense but its like saying 5 9 is 6 0 (hieght)
rapid 2k
Bruh you stoll my words. I was gonna say that
lol
huh
zax has been playing for 2 years +
That's cheating bro. Do you think you can get away copying from my paper? Huh?
how to check time of day uve been playing
chess.time?
Anyone 1200 rated up for a game
lol
i made my accounts 2 years ago yes but i have played 1 game, only 1 game compared to 6050 games in these 8 months @limber nova
oh wow
4,9 is 5,0 and 5,0 is like 5,1 so actually I'm 8 feet tall
im 1430 with total of 839 games
ez just don't play also I dropped to 2050 cuz I still haven't got 30 games
wait play rapid?
@grim edge our names are clean af now WHAT

I'm getting kinda rusty cuz I'm not studying chess much cuz of school
like it kinda depends on my mood
SHIT
Wrong actually 4'9 is closer to 4'8 than 5'0 (because 4'11 is closest to 5'0) and 4'8 is like 4'7 so you are 3'4
i missed untitled tuesday
6 feet is actually 5,11 so actually ur 2,4
ur just saying that cuz u have low rating on it
play me blitz rn fr
it was a draw
How many games will they play?
also do u know what mafia is
i just registered in a tournament, not this one tho this just a example page but my name is there on another tournament pog
BRUH ive played 75 hrs of rapid in my whole life
ty for potentially leaking ur address
its a example picture
no I mean this type of mafia
you wont find the tournament im playing
next game is tomorrow
All are from Sweden but why is that one lonely guy from iceland

in case of another draw tiebreak on thursday
ok
pragg played white today so magnus plays white tomorrow
Lmao what
Does that actually happen
Or is it just fake screenshot
You can check my profile if you not believe
Hello!
Touching grass is a very fun activity
why tf are u asking that to a chess discord server lmao
this is the perfect time
idk maybe run away always works
Ohk so no rest
to live out your school saviour fantasy
yeah no rest
Horrid advice
u ruined his chance of surving by 50% by pinging him
Pragg said he was very exhausted
Surviving
We’re just sitting outside rn
They’re talking about bussing is out
apparently magnus had food poisoning too so both were a bit iffy
did u stay atleast like 50m away so the debris won't hit u
We’re like 100 feet away
Idk what that translates to in meters
Like 30
3000cm
Lol, where is the tournament happening btw
azerbaijan
eh u will probably be fine just don't look at the explosion if it happens
baku
Ok
accept challenge when
Lol I guess his immunity is just really bad. He can't eat anything but european food lol
hi chat
hi tilt
loll makes sense
what if he tries stick with butter
can some1 giv me like the thing to game review this game? i used the daily one
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86462388955?tab=analysis
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4 4. Qe2 f6 5. Qxe4 Qe7 6. Qf4 fxe5 7. Qe4 g6 8. Nc3 Bh6 9. d3 O-O 10. Bxh6 Rf6 11. Bf4 exf4 12. Qxe7 c5 13. Qxf6 d6 14. Nd5 Nc6 15. Ne7+ Nxe7 16. Qxe7 b5 17. O-O-O b4 18. Re1 d5 19. Qe8+ Kg7 20. Re7+ Kh6 21. Qf8+ Kg5 22. h4+ Kg4 23. f3+ Kg3 24. Rh3+ Kf2 25. Re2+ Kxf1 26. Qxf4 Kxe2 27. Qd2+ Kf1 28. Rh1#
(ping me)
i got 9/11 in untitled tuesday
lmao
nihal is insane
nice
doesnt everyone cheat there though
most of my wins are because my opponent hanging pieces

i used to play utt
Blitz is cool
holy hell
some1?

yah idk how you won
bro you dont play blitz because you spend 2 minutes on a move
much*
some1? x2)
he shouldn't have flagged*
this is why i play with increment
idk how his opponent managed to lose his time advantage
Guys why did my opponent resign here?
i reviewed it
how so there arent very actual threats
you take the bishop and discover attack on the queen
🙉
Alr
Gn chat 
.:|:;
looks familiar?
what
@upbeat viper are you here?
?
the black king went on a little adventure 😊
naah
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4 4. Qe2 f6 5. Qxe4 Qe7 6. Qf4 fxe5 7. Qe4 g6 8. Nc3 Bh6 9. d3 O-O 10. Bxh6 Rf6 11. Bf4 exf4 12. Qxe7 c5 13. Qxf6 d6 14. Nd5 Nc6 15. Ne7+ Nxe7 16. Qxe7 b5 17. O-O-O b4 18. Re1 d5 19. Qe8+ Kg7 20. Re7+ Kh6 21. Qf8+ Kg5 22. h4+ Kg4 23. f3+ Kg3 24. Rh3+ Kf2 25. Re2+ Kxf1 26. Qxf4 Kxe2 27. Qd2+ Kf1 28. [Rh1#]
Little? The black king was practical isekai'd.
gud
so GONE the days YOU TELL ME IM WAITING FOR BLITZ USING KAPPA EMOTES😭 
guys in game review it says the move is "good" but i if go to analysis(depth: 20-21) it says brilliant
at least it motivated you 
is thsi normal?
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Blitz: 588 (700 peak)
Bullet: 632 (730 peak)
That’s a pro right there
hold up the game i drew with 69 accuracy got a brilliant lol
Should be your motto lmfao
would you let me cook with this gameplay
isnt this winning?!
also who is calliope
and why are they crazy
it is i just had like 20 seconds to convert
ah
@grim edge
funny inside joke
oh
ok IG 
HOLY MOLY 8 blunders
bro i should retire before my brain deteriorates any further
not a lot
its normal
im 1250
completely normal
how many misses did u have
and what was ur accuracy
i hope u dont title below 2000
oh lmao it reduced it down to 1 blunder when i clicked review
gave me a heart attack
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86463536639?tab=review yall can look at this mess if you want
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. h3 Nf6 5. d3 h6 6. g4 [d5] 7. exd5 Nxd5 8. Bxd5 Qxd5 9. Nc3 Qd6 10. Ne4 Qe7 11. c3 Bd7 12. b4 Bb6 13. a4 a6 14. a5 Ba7 15. Ba3 b5 16. Nh2 O-O 17. O-O Nd8 18. Nc5 Bc8 19. Qf3 Rb8 20. Ne4 Ne6 21. Qg3 Ng5 22. Kh1 Nxe4 23. dxe4 c5 24. Rab1 cxb4 25. Bxb4 Bc5 26. Nf3 Bxb4 27. cxb4 Re8 28. Nh4 Rb7 29. Rfc1 Rd7 30. Nf5 Qe6 31. Rd1 Red8 32. Rxd7 Rxd7 33. Rc1 Bb7 34. f3 Qb3 35. Qxe5 Qxf3+ 36. Kh2 Qf2+ 37. Kh1 Qf3+ 38. Kh2 Qe2+ 39. Kg1 Rd1+ 40. Rxd1 Qxd1+ 41. Kh2 Qe2+ 42. Kg3 Qd3+ 43. Kh4 Bxe4 44. Ng3 Bg6 45. Qe4 Bxe4
aw
play 3+2 @grim edge
????? wait stockfish is drunk hello?
yeah the guy was very pushy with their pawns
im black in the game btw
musn't be a bad move tho' tbh
WHAT
WHY WOULD I BAST
ok tbh i prob should've been spending more time
i am 1300 at lichess it is bad??????

@upbeat viper 5min> is similar to rapid i like it better
?!?!??!?!
its just half a rapid game
h3 be a move !
but 3+2 no flag
That helps my opponent because i flag no matter the time control
k 4. h3 might be a move but surely 6. g4 isnt right? :)
i flag in everything
today i learned that bus in norwegian is buss
probably idk
Pixel challenge

nah there's no way..
Ding liren moment
- e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. h3 Nf6 5. d3 h6 6. g4
wasn't in 90+30
what was it again?
Zax
not 90+30
nvm please do not look at the game i sent
Look what they made zax
Woah Hady ? this pfp is like 10x better then your olf one whats up bud
i literally hung mate in 1 i am going crazy
idk the champion champ champ thing tc
Thx thx Zax
Everything samsoma is better! Fr
I know you so well ❤️🩹
ok idc i got the win and im moving on
im going to get 1300 today 👍
Filled?
My dog solos
DO NOT THE CAT BRUH
Dogs are friends with little owls
Owls are animals with the cat OS
You cannot threaten such a cute thing
True
If it wants your soul, have no power to stop it

fr
Smh
bro my opponents have been playing the weirdest things in the history of ever that its throwing me off
How long does it normally take for the pogchamps bots to come out?
where is this site? or ur own engine?
np
💀
bast just got all my personal info gg
shouldve known it was suspicious when a mod sends a non chess.com chess link 
LOL
How do u get the 'This User Hates The Trusted Role' role? 😭
bro this chess game that im playing is the worst one ever
one of those
i actually hate this game rn
🫂
Ohhhhh, I never saw that. I'm blind, thx
the sicilian defense: accelerated dragon: fianchetto variation: pterodactyl defense is a real opening💀i thought It was a meme☠️☠️
What-
of course it is
so many funny variations exist
like the potato variation
It actually is, I just looked it up 
🥔💀
Learn the Réti Opening: The Potato Variation with free tools and analysis from Chess.com. Improve your opening repertoire and crush your opponents!
this was always an option!?
bro im gonna need someone else to review this game cuz this is just about the stupidest game ive ever played
interesting
in 7 days when i try to cancel this again its going to offer it to me for free
probably not for free is it ?
it REALLY wants me to keep the trail
i mean it does say "extend free trial" implying that the trial would be free for longer
show me
it is free, my billing date jumped a week
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 Bg4 4. dxe5 dxe5 5. Qxd8+ Kxd8 6. Nxe5 Be6 7. Bc4 Ke7 8. Bxe6 Kxe6 9. Nf3 Bb4+ 10. c3 Bc5 11. O-O Nc6 12. Re1 Rd8 13. Be3 b6 14. Nbd2 Rd3 15. Bxc5 bxc5 16. Rad1 Nh6 17. h3 Rhd8 18. Re2 Ne5 19. Ng5+ Kf6 20. f4 Ng6 21. Nxh7+ Ke7 22. f5 Ne5 23. Ng5 f6 24. Ngf3 Nxf3+ 25. gxf3 Nf7 26. Kf2 Ne5 27. f4 Nf7 28. h4 Rh8 29. Ree1 Rxh4 30. Nf3 Rxd1 31. Nxh4 Rd2+ 32. Re2 Rd1 33. Nf3 Ra1 34. a3 Nd6 35. Nd2 c6 36. e5 fxe5 37. Rxe5+ Kd7 38. Rxc5 Rh1 39. Ke3 Rh3+ 40. Kd4 Rh2 41. Ne4 Rxb2 42. Nxd6 Kxd6 43. Ra5 Rd2+ 44. Ke3 Rc2 45. Kd3 Rf2 46. Rxa7 Rxf4 47. Rxg7 Rxf5 48. Rg6+ Kc7 49. Kc4 Kb6 50. Kb4 Rb5+ 51. Kc4 Ra5 52. Kb3 Rb5+ 53. Ka2 Ra5 54. c4 Ra4 55. Rg4 c5 56. Rg6+ Kc7 57. Kb3 Ra5 58. a4 Kd7 59. Rb6 Kc7 60. Rb5 Rxb5+ 61. cxb5 Kb6 62. Kc4 Ka5 63. Kxc5 Kxa4 64. b6 Ka5 65. b7 Ka6 66. b8=Q
nah im going to ask-an-expert with this probably
wait but i did win it though so idk if i can ask there
but... r_doofus always gives the best responses 🥺
alright i'll post this game in the forums then
idk what to title it though
or like any of the formatting. i havent used the forums ever
not in game analysis?
idk i felt like i was blocking myself the whole game
like i couldnt get any of my pieces on good squares
I've done half of the marathon but I'm taking a big break
Fabiano a professional thrower
Frfr
Bro having a bad tournament
The level 2k bot is something else. I feel like im getting punished for every move :/
?
Fr
u played well
OH MY GOD A BRILLI-oh
https://www.chess.com/game/live/86466057265
not really
let my brain process this
can some1 explain this to me
OMG its genius
They going after the rook after some series of checks
yeah
except if the king marches forward instead
go google "damiano gambit" guys 💀
Oh right what do u do then
nice punishing
Damn that shit is smart asf
go for checkmate
i guess
i figured it out midgame
Not necessarly but the opponent will be suffering

happens
closed positions 
I don't get it what is ghe blunder
they are fun
The*
times where no one knows what to do
could you guess my plan if he didnt hang a knight?
the knight is hanging
looking at the position corpses
how can a 1200 not see a blunder tf
theory
m not really
Ra5 doesn't work
I wanted to go knight b3 then knight a5 i think the knight would have been nice there
doesn't matter as your opponents seemingly can't play solid chess
sucks for him

keep going then

im at 1283
i might actually make it to 1300 today
im 74 elo away from 2k
melt melt melt melt
who tf is this , and why did he call me?
nice grind
to never give you up
to never let you down
ijust got 10 bluders in a 30 move game 💀
to never run around and desert you
block him
he sends inv to random server to people
first time?
he sent some to me
yes
wich elo?
15 blunders in 80 move game here
now i can say i play like a 700
or 3
nah i'll get 10 blunders in this game trust
2k bots are probably at best a 1600-1700 player on a good day
on one game i only did 0 mistakes and 0 missed chances but i got 1 blunder and that 1blunder costed mate in 2...
hello people ^^
I made a chess.com account today but I'm stupid so I don't know how to change my profile picture so i came here to see if anyone knows the way 🥲 (im on computer) tysm x

just press the change button friend

i love detective conan
have you verified email
it doesn’t let you unless you do
W, the show was so good :D
im rewatching it right now lol
oh haha ok i think i need to verify
i haven't watched all episodes yet
i hope that i will rewatch the whole series from scratch
uh oh im playing black
hmmmm about to reach 700
Bro is so smart, not even stockfish can keep up with em
nice
gl
is gyaat allowed in thi server
gyaay?
gyaat
4 puzzle rush record 💀
meeeh too lazy
🗿
https://www.chess.com/game/81424741056 I JUST DESTORYED THIS PERSON!
alright well i didnt win that game
Im 1.3k should i start studying chess
where can i post screenshots
Can anyone help me get to 1000 Elo please?
you need trusted role for image perms
Also how do I connect my chess account to discord server
do /connect
Thanks
oh ;-:
!trusted
@keen parrot With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
hello
fake,in this channel you can not send images if you got this role
you are connected, not trusted
how to do that
!trusted
@simple lagoon With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
No
They are stronger than u
you can check with /trust

That dude bot wally I swear to god
He is a beast
u joined august 17th so ig its either tmrw or the day after
whats ur cc
are you Miguelito?
Same thing
17 + 7 = 24th that would mean 2 days
17th might count as a day too
what
most legitimate rating distribution
my chess.com background is now my last 2 brain cells
lucky I got 100
I thought i said i only play blitz
Everyone knows that a 2500 blitz rating id 1500 ish in other time controls
huh
how tf you 1400 rapid
I only play blitz
those 100 games must have been a ghost dam wtf
+1321 for the last 3 months
Explain the philidor rn
a custom role ig, no perks tho
its the "premium" role btw
Thanks, I thought we could get a few cool emojis or somin
Does anyone know the ggg opening?
philidor is trash
Anyone know how to play ggg
Its a name of a position also
i actually dont study openings
I've heard it's really good
Ur bad ar chess fr
I was trolling Markus
Ok
ik what it is

despite not knowing the actual theory
I have to learn it eventually

I just call the Phillidor the 6th rank defense, which it is also called
philidor has to only be played by people who dont know actual openings right?
fun fact
i havent played anyone that actually knows the theory
I mean the Phillidor is playable through all levels
I transpose to a philidor sometimes with my scotch gambit
super gm?
yo bro
No
anyone want to play a game?
long time no see
Pretty sure Alireza played it somewhere lol
hows life?
thats fair
my school begins tmrw again
magnus has played the philidor I think
because you play 3+2 ?
but i am going to have a bbq at 2 pm
nope, 3+0 only
well noice
i need to actually quit this game
dirty
in the same period i have won almost 50 blitz games on time
well you're a fast clicker
literally the whole game was bad
analysis lowers it to 8 blunders but it's being generous
How do you play the ggg
bro i hate the philidor
Someone has to know
g4 g5 g6?
<333333333333333
YEAH BITCH
walter and jesse reunited
smh
THAT A VOLUMETRIC FLASK JESSE WE DONT COOK IN THAT
sorry for caps mr mod
bro if i get 1300 today this will be the most undeserved milestone
and no more chilipepper
oh mista white that's where I normally cook all my crap
yipppie
you never think jesse you never learned how to think did you?
does anyone want to play chess? everyone I am playing is a noob ^^
jesse pushes walt and they struggle for no reason at all and come to terms 10 minutes later
wanna cook?
was your rating
??
Sure mista white
alr this is gonna be pure art yo but no chilipepper
Nah mista white that's my signature ingredient
whats your accounts name
I can't
477
theothele0
philidor just gives you a chance to play a better scotch
how are you gonna call people noobs when you arent even 500 😭 \
Wise dude forced checkmate after this
Philidor is trash tier but it’s still better than the Caro
yeah but it has its ideas lol
i cant play rn but im sure someone else can
the cowhouse?
i thought i was a noob too but they are bigger noobs lol
Yeah where the cow live
should not be easy to find someone over 500 here
walt strips into his underpants
are you good
out of all the places you could ask this is one of the worst
im 200
relax
Yo mista white. The hell you doin

do you want to play
no
;-;
bro he always does that so his clothing doesnt smell like meth
its nasty af
Yeah Ik dw it's what Jesse said
math
i would but im watching football rn
nah but mr @keen parrot accused me of roleplay :C
multitask!!
My bad
im already multitasking to chat here lmao
How do gms play hyper bullet chess better than i ever play 60 min rapid
ig i can play a game then
its ok jesse
anyone wanna play
send a challenge to "tilt" on cc
Wanna go Karting?
ok!
I survived
go karts
wanna play
whats that
anyone 30 min unrated?
no i am busay
Sure
Oh come on mista white
MUAHAHAHAHA
errr i need s1 to 1v1 im 800 elo
lol
i beat a 1600 yestaday
nice
Happens at 1700 too
wanna 1v1
Cya
sure, whats your cc username
it says i have newcomer status ;-;
i am playing horribly rn though just so you know
oh, ill send one to you then
i send inv
how much time do u want?
normal
wait where do i find it lol
10 minutes
dms
sent
Opening engine trivia: Using cloud stockfish on lichess you can find 4 responses to the spanish that doesn't give white more than a 0.5 advantage, what are they?
Answer: ||Nf6, a6, g6, and Bc5. The most well known are the first two being the Berlin and Morphy defenses||
why you playing so fast ;-;
lmao
anyone unrated?
because he's high rated so he knows theory
nah it wasnt theory lmao
not rlly when you play alot of chess you are very used to most opening moves so its automatic
ikr I'm 2k

I was just answering a logic thing
i went from 1200 to 800
oof
dam
that's depressing
wanna 1v1 after my game
How do I become 2k
im thinking of quitting tbh
im 800
Teach me
train
Sure
How I still blunder my queen
learn alot
Practice
Do you know how i can return to my elo?
win against people ?
else than that idk
that costs money
:((((
Markus teach me
Any idea how i can return to my elo?
money..

win games
Fr
grinding
gg @wraith fox
i can relate i have a huge problem with tilt
wdym lol
your opening wasnt that bad tbh, i kinda messed it up a bit
so if i just learn 4 openings and focus on midgame and follow basic principles i can return?
but then you blundered the fork and from there you were losing ye
send me a inv
i used to have incredible and precise percision
alr
Its depressing everything costs money cuz I am broke af
gg @grim edge
gg
Now its lost lool
just play the London
like first move?
thats how life works
ikr
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Hire a trainer, everything will be faster
the first moves u played were a bit inaccurate, but you came back a bit
what a better move?
bro shi is gorgeous 😍
u made a few mistakes that but ur good tho
.
No way bro im not spending money to learn chess
play e5 first move maybe, but its a lot of preference too
why so sexy
nah im playing the worst chess i ever have today
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i started 4 months ago
Front mid back brain??
Good luck then, in a self-taught way with videos and all that you can raise the level a lot but not as much as you would like
Brother graduated from Macdonalds
anyone wanna 1v1
fore brain mid brain and hind brain
ok ty x
Yes
send in
ELO?
Alr dude
Hello all
800 atm
No u send me
Hello
ranked or
HAILEY U NEED TO SEE THIS
I totally forgot abt the game
No
How is everyone doin
Mb
IS SHI NOT PERFECT
See what??
In my dms bro 💀 and no
That’s a nice picture! You in science or psychology ?
you could improve your cursive
bro im still in shock i drew that
SHUT UP AND APPRECIATE THE BRAIN



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