💬〡general-off-topic

[nimble minnow]

ure not my God anymore, sry <3

[white sorrel]

now i see that the point is take the rook and push the pawn

[nimble minnow]

you're not in a really good situation

[warm python]

Just play the ggg

[grim edge]

the what

[rustic coyote]

Green goblin

[warm python]

green goblin gambit

[grim edge]

What’s the last g

[grim edge]

you don't know the ggg?

oh

global geometric growth

[pliant plover]

Go Get Groceries

☝️

[covert snow]

magnus v pragg

[grim edge]

go get good*

[covert snow]

is shaping to be a good match

[grim edge]

Go get glazed

[keen edge]

SOM1 TO PLAY CHESS? (sorry for the caps)

[grim edge]

I'm so tired, there's no equal opponents here

[warm python]

The green goblin gambit was made by William Dafoe

[grim edge]

If you knew about the caps why didn’t you change it

[pliant plover]

[grim edge]

Everyone just too ez

[keen edge]

too lazy

[grim edge]

It’s not William it’s willem

It's lonely at the top

[warm python]

My bad

[pliant plover]

Everyone is too strong here for me

[grim edge]

Not me I’m weak

I have 500 elo

[grim edge]

Imagine noob

Lemme coach u

[keen edge]

im 300

[pliant plover]

Please

[grim edge]

You’re literally less than 500

[grim edge]

I will make you a 2000 in one day

[grim edge]

Okay you win

[pliant plover]

@grim edge Are you my chess rating? Because you're < 3

[keen edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

Chess rizz

[keen edge]

are you north korea? cuz i cant escape you

[latent briar]

does anyone want to play

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

Are you america because I want to shoot okay nevermind

[modest swan]

Would you believe me when I say that THIS bishop survived imprisonment, forked a queen + rook and assisted on checkmating?

[finite juniper]

gg @latent briar

[grim edge]

No

[keen edge]

are you my chessboard? cuz i want you to be my queen

[latent briar]

gg

[grim edge]

Are you a king? Because I wanna mate with you

[gleaming totem]

who won

[nimble niche]

your opponent must be trash

[warm python]

Many people have died to maintain the ggg as a secret. Today this willll end

[finite juniper]

i dont like the fact that I lost 2 times tho 😦

[latent briar]

me

[keen edge]

... lol

[latent briar]

i am sorry

[finite juniper]

ok

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

are u me? because ur hot

[latent briar]

anyone else wanna play

[keen edge]

mate1
/meɪt/
noun
1.
the sexual partner of a bird or other animal.
"a male bird sings to court a mate"
2.
a fellow member or joint occupant of a specified thing.

[finite juniper]

ok message deleted

never saying that again

[graceful lintel]

[keen edge]

hey are u a Queen? bcz I wanna date you

[fringe spruce]

no

[graceful lintel]

Imagine not having 100% accuracy

[latent briar]

wanna play?

[finite juniper]

that’s what I said + I’m a king

[graceful lintel]

Are a brilliant move? because you are rare to find

[keen edge]

are you my king cuz i wanna checkmate uou

[finite juniper]

me?

[grim edge]

Are u blunder, because I always have u in my day

Now stfu y'all

[past aurora]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711427846719012874/1127021370874798190/girls.gif

[keen edge]

lmao

[graceful lintel]

Do /announcements

[fringe spruce]

i am so bad at chess i am crying😭

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge

[keen edge]

are you my chessboard? cuz i wanna be your king

[finite juniper]

/announcements

[keen edge]

💀

[latent briar]

Who wants to play

[graceful lintel]

💀

[finite juniper]

my queen*

[fringe spruce]

i am too lazy

[misty sedge]

W

[graceful lintel]

Note:if any low rated player challenge you to play don't play because 99% of time he's cheater

[fringe spruce]

yea

[graceful lintel]

[empty atlas]

Hi guys Do someone have the diamond membership

[fringe spruce]

you stay bad

[keen edge]

Bishop does an illegal move to a minor(piece)!

[graceful lintel]

[fringe spruce]

hate chess

[keen edge]

What is chess, chess don't hurt me, don't mate me, no more

[grim edge]

Me name fr

[fringe spruce]

are u 1650

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[fringe spruce]

i am 1700 heheh

[finite juniper]

guys in a match one time I sacked… with levy voice, I said… that’s right…you guessed it. THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!

[graceful lintel]

On ur "@"

[keen edge]

are you my chess rating cuz you're -18

[finite juniper]

lol

[keen edge]

lol

[bright glade]

not todayt

[graceful lintel]

[finite juniper]

lol

[keen edge]

lol(chain)

[void yew]

I check somone with 2 bishop

while losing 2Q

[keen edge]

she's a ten but...

[void yew]

Ye

[finite juniper]

it’s pretty hard but gg

[keen edge]

turns 11 tomorrow

[lone garden]

actually what is "what is chess baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more 😔 🗣️"

[latent briar]

wanna play

[keen edge]

some1 can couch me :)?

[nova verge]

Good morning !!

[fringe spruce]

i loved someone who played chess
and he is gone
i hate chess

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Me

[finite juniper]

@keen edge I connected my acc to chess.com but I didn’t get the trusted role how???

[keen edge]

rlly?

[misty sedge]

dm @boreal cosmos

[lone garden]

[keen edge]

(im poor)

[misty sedge]

He literally have chess coach in his name

[boreal cosmos]

Ye

[keen edge]

wai wha

[graceful lintel]

Nah I'll coach him

[misty sedge]

😟

[nova verge]

Kanye for president 2024

[mint yew]

That is my progression rate (i dont play online chess that much now)

[graceful lintel]

[void yew]

Naaaaa ma boy

[grim edge]

To many super react

[keen edge]

ikr

[grim edge]

Old man gg

[graceful lintel]

Markus charge 150$ per second
I can do it for free

[nova verge]

Not enough IMO

[vale timber]

ggs

[finite juniper]

hey guys I connected my acc to chess.com how did I not get in the connected OR trusted role???

[grim edge]

Play me agaun

[vale timber]

I said id only play one

[grim edge]

[fringe spruce]

it's sad

[latent briar]

can i play you

[vale timber]

alr just one more

[grim edge]

He will beat your as

[finite juniper]

hey guys I connected my acc to chess.com how did I not get in the connected OR trusted role???

[latent briar]

he wont

[vale timber]

most likely

[grim edge]

Thank you old man

[graceful lintel]

[latent briar]

i would cook him

[vale timber]

black again

[uncut oxide]

this lyrics

[graceful lintel]

Hello!mohit how's it going

[finite juniper]

hey guys I connected my acc to chess.com how did I not get in the connected OR trusted role???

[nova verge]

Ewwww

[torpid lintel]

#🔗〡connect-account

[latent briar]

wanna play

[vale timber]

v clone has gotta chill

[nova verge]

Nah

[latent briar]

lets play

[vale timber]

she's not even good in the grand scheme and she wants to make people feel bad

[keen edge]

im back

[nova verge]

everyone is in the GRANDSCHEME

[keen edge]

exactly

[vale timber]

all the op people ik are chill af

[nova verge]

may the odds be ever in your favor

[fringe spruce]

love blunder🤍🤍

[rustic coyote]

How do i improve my chess

[graceful lintel]

??

[uncut oxide]

I don't know why I feel like I've heard this kind of speechs before.

[nova verge]

Practice

[latent briar]

pay me 10 dollars a month and train with me

[mint yew]

"what is chess baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more 😔 🗣️"

[fringe spruce]

do u wanna be like me

[graceful lintel]

don't

[cerulean stirrup]

Hi

Nvm on the alt account

[graceful lintel]

Pay 2$ I'll teach you

[keen edge]

lmao

[latent briar]

wanna plauy

[graceful lintel]

Ur ratings??

[keen edge]

ikr

[finite juniper]

I joined and did everything but still

[latent briar]

700

[graceful lintel]

oh

[finite juniper]

nothing

[rustic coyote]

@fringe spruce If you’re a good player then yes

[latent briar]

wanna playyyy

[keen edge]

wait

[latent briar]

so do you wanna play

[keen edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1143179641494982667/Screenshot_20230821_154246_Discord.jpg

[vale timber]

me?

[graceful lintel]

Nah im kinda scared of 700s

[torpid lintel]

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[mint yew]

Queens Gambit or Kings Gambit?

[latent briar]

i would coock you

[nimble minnow]

hey i remember this screen

[stuck kestrel]

[fringe spruce]

i am 23 elo player

[torpid lintel]

Was you banned before?

Or closed account?

[rustic coyote]

@fringe spruce is that good

[graceful lintel]

Bros gonna "coock" me 💀 😭

[woven lagoon]

[nimble minnow]

you put a "o" too many

[grim edge]

The monkey man himself is the pogchamps champion

[stuck kestrel]

yo what

[keen edge]

yep lol

[latent briar]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

CDawgVA

[tight sable]

rating?

[clever dew]

hello

[fringe spruce]

well
you literally can beat alpha zero

[keen edge]

imma play a game then later can some1 analyze it with me? 🙂

[latent briar]

700 in shess.com

[grim edge]

Chess is funny

[tight sable]

im 1300 sry

[graceful lintel]

||1000-1199 ||

[latent briar]

but i would coock you

[tight sable]

sure bro

[clever dew]

tf what

[latent briar]

username

[grim edge]

I hate chess

[vale timber]

getting coocked sounds scarier than cooked

[clever dew]

nice one

[fringe spruce]

why

[tight sable]

https://play.chess.com/jiQU5

[finite juniper]

No

[graceful lintel]

Cute cat 💀 💀

[finite juniper]

neither a closed acc

[graceful lintel]

[nimble minnow]

imagine being that bad 🤓

[torpid lintel]

What do it say when you try to connect? 🤔

[grim edge]

Fr. You all suck

Talk to me when you get to 14k

[brisk ingot]

I suck

[torpid lintel]

Maybe try again

[finite juniper]

nothing I just connected and that’s it

[manic mirage]

Did frank win pog champs?

[grim edge]

No

[worn ice]

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[rustic coyote]

@fringe spruce is alpha zero the best

[nimble minnow]

like, there are really people under this easy score ??

[finite juniper]

hold on

[manic mirage]

Did he get to finals?

[torpid lintel]

@finite juniper

[finite juniper]

someone told me I need to wait for a few days

[grim edge]

Yeah, the final match was him vs cdawg

[graceful lintel]

It's not mine 😭

[grim edge]

Ong

[finite juniper]

I think it’s like 6 to 7 days prob

[keen edge]

some1 to analyze a game with me?
https://www.chess.com/game/81421698814

[finite juniper]

me

[fringe spruce]

yea it is an AI
I AM NOT GOOD AT CHESS SORRY

[grim edge]

No

[zenith eagle]

Hi

[nimble minnow]

so, you was making fun of an innocent people trying to get better ?? do you realize the monster you are... 😔

[torpid lintel]

For what? You don't need to wait for connected role 😅 you will get it when you connect

[grim edge]

No, stockfish is the best ai

[keen edge]

if you dont want to idrc i asked if some1 wants to not if some1 doesn't want to

[keen edge]

k

[grim edge]

I don't want to

[nimble minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/popopo-gif-5093712

[graceful lintel]

I'll do it again

[keen edge]

irdc x2

[nimble minnow]

shit, still not perms

[graceful lintel]

[nimble minnow]

aggressive gamestyle

[graceful lintel]

500-999

[upper iris]

@timber walrus wanna 1v1?

[ancient zodiac]

Pragg is winning?

[torpid lintel]

Try it here or if it still not working and your account was not closed then you can get help here #1039943660839641139 :)@finite juniper

[torpid lintel]

!welcome

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[nimble minnow]

im not even ranked i created my account 3 days ago lol

[finite juniper]

checkmate in 14 moves?? Amazong

[grim edge]

I checkmate on the first move 💀git gud lil bro

[upper iris]

xin chào

[nimble minnow]

typical 14k elo player

[little elm]

14000 strong

[grim edge]

Every move I make is brilliant 💪💪

[finite juniper]

proof?

[grim edge]

Just take my word for it

[finite juniper]

proof for that too?

[graceful lintel]

You still haven't replied me

[nimble minnow]

borf, its beginner elo tbh

[empty atlas]

@elfin radish how are you bro welcome

[nimble minnow]

why the names are weirdly wrote

[elfin radish]

I'm good and you

[graceful lintel]

This shit looks tasty asf

[empty atlas]

Every body welcomes our new arrivant

[finite juniper]

average chess player in ohio 💀

[nimble minnow]

chinese ?

[keen edge]

a he hung his queen

[grim edge]

Wow bro you so funny

[upper iris]

who want 1v1?

[rustic coyote]

I will play until I get stockfish then

[graceful lintel]

no

[woeful owl]

mongoloids > caucasoids

[grim edge]

🌏

[misty sedge]

(bro acting like he's not 3k)

[fringe spruce]

MAYBE HE DOESNT WANT REPLY YOU

[grim edge]

I'm in class

[nimble minnow]

can you tell me your country please ?

[graceful lintel]

U mean name colours?

[nimble minnow]

yep

[grim edge]

You? Vs the cat? You gotta be joking

[graceful lintel]

He?
Starts crying

[grim edge]

Don't even believe for a second you'd win to my cat

[finite juniper]

the cat is in ohio bruh 💀

[graceful lintel]

Idk my phone is built differently

[grim edge]

My cat is a super GM with over 98,000 elo

[nimble minnow]

cuz its a chinese phone ?

[grim edge]

Youtube shorts brainrot

[finite juniper]

see? I told u it’s in ohio 💀

[empty atlas]

Damn it s more than Hikaru wow

[graceful lintel]

No it's a Korean brand

[finite juniper]

magnus*

[grim edge]

More like Hikarwho??

[empty atlas]

How do you did

[grim edge]

He trained

[empty atlas]

Both are genius

[grim edge]

He's in class

Cat class

[finite juniper]

well Magnus is better

[empty atlas]

Alone or with another super gm

[nimble minnow]

oh you're korean ? north or south ?

[fringe spruce]

i am autistic I DONT KNOW

[graceful lintel]

My elo is undefinable

[grim edge]

Alone

[finite juniper]

south

[fringe spruce]

hate cat

[grim edge]

No it's not anime pfp

[finite juniper]

jk 2x

[lone garden]

i will send you to youtube shorts

[nimble minnow]

surprising

[graceful lintel]

Ofc it's gotta be South Korean

[storm fog]

hello ppl

[grim edge]

Blocked kicked banned muted

[tropic plaza]

Wanna play now?

[fringe spruce]

dogs 1-0 cats

[empty atlas]

I didn’t say who is the best actually so don’t break my nuts

[nimble minnow]

i know a lot of north koreans

[graceful lintel]

Sure

[tropic plaza]

Aight

[storm fog]

GUYSSS SUGGEST ME A GOOD GAMBIT I AM LOSING ELOO RNNNN

[grim edge]

Albin

[empty atlas]

Queens gambit

[nimble minnow]

urusov

[grim edge]

King's gambit >

[empty atlas]

Or Reti opening

[finite juniper]

the ruy lopez opening

[tropic plaza]

I sent challenge

[nimble minnow]

tf is that shit

[empty atlas]

Ok gm

[summer elm]

Real

[fringe spruce]

is there special prize for who loves cat

[graceful lintel]

Dont listen to 500s
Play ruy

[finite juniper]

still dogs are better

[grim edge]

Average dog

[nimble minnow]

dude its an aborted baby i recognize

[finite juniper]

in ohio 💀

[fringe spruce]

is it MOLE

[storm fog]

ruy its for black or white bro ??

[grim edge]

Benko gambit vs queen’s gambit

[storm fog]

its for beginners dude it dont work on 1300

[grim edge]

What?

U gotts be trolling

[finite juniper]

if black use caro-kann if white use the halloween gambit

[austere magnet]

What is blud waffling about

[nimble minnow]

dude play the urusov

[grim edge]

This is my dog

[finite juniper]

ok?

[bright glade]

nice

[storm fog]

bro roy lopez dont workk on 1300s thats what m sayiing

[finite juniper]

Nig- dog

[fringe spruce]

omg i love dogs😭

[grim edge]

why cant i stream

[nimble niche]

wayward queen

[storm fog]

benko its for black ir white ??

[grim edge]

Causw you suck with the ruy lopez its not the opening’s fault its you

[grim edge]

Not even funny to joke about

[vale timber]

@grim edge gg

[grim edge]

For black

[finite juniper]

like ur cat who in ohio 😂

[grim edge]

How old are you bro 😭

[storm fog]

well its the opening fault cuz i am facing a 1300 not a 900 that will be destroyed by roy lopez

[storm fog]

ohh thanks bro i will see it rn on yt

[finite juniper]

15 why u askin’

[grim edge]

Lmao yeah ur too good for the ruy lopez

[grim edge]

I refuse to be the same age as you

[storm fog]

ohh thanks dude for the suggestion i will check it out

[strange flume]

anyone wanna 1v1

[finite juniper]

no u.

[grim edge]

Why does 2rook on the second rank feel like pointing a bazooka at opponent 💀💀🗿🗿

[fringe spruce]

i dont know any oppening can i be better without that

[finite juniper]

lmao

[grim edge]

Cuz it is lol

[strange flume]

real

[nimble minnow]

lol

[nimble niche]

often it gets you very cheap wins until like 2200 when most people know what to do

[storm fog]

well i am 1250 rn so will it work tho ?

[nimble niche]

around 10% of my opponents still blunder in the opening against wayward queen

[nimble niche]

it will work very well if you know what you're doing

[empty atlas]

Guys I’m wondering if hikaru is better than magnus

[vale timber]

in fast paced yes

[fringe spruce]

is there any gm in this server 😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Magnus is the best chess play in the world bro

why cant i stream in call

[vale timber]

Magnus is honestly not the best in fast paced by any means but classical hes by far the best

[storm fog]

wooow thankss man well i was at 1286 and in the middle of night i dropped to 1220 out of nowhere and i am struggling to go back thats why i asked for a gambit

[empty atlas]

Ok actually it’s him on the final of the world championship you’re right

[grim edge]

True, hikaru is best blitz

[austere magnet]

In blitz maybe but in classical Magnus is him

[finite juniper]

average cat playing chess:

[tight sable]

@latent briar ggs

[nimble minnow]

where is the "eat" option ?

[empty atlas]

Maybe in bullet too

[grim edge]

Z

[vale timber]

Magnus lost the bullet championship to hikaru

and Hikaru does way more bullet

[nimble niche]

it's not hard to learn the wayward queen if you find find the right resources, I recommend Miodrag Perunovic's channel

[grim edge]

True

[austere magnet]

Yeah Hikaru is really good at fast chess but no one touches Magnus in classical

[keen edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/81421765600

[austere magnet]

He’s the only 2800 in classical chess rn

[vale timber]

Magnus kinda stepped back from chess though

[grim edge]

Miodrag Perwho⁉️

[austere magnet]

So it depends on your preference of chess games

[vale timber]

his peak rating is almost 2900

[storm fog]

okay boss i will see it rn

[empty atlas]

Yes that’s what I think too Magnus is a way stronger than hikaru at long chess

[nimble niche]

some 2800 wayward queen player

[austere magnet]

Yep the highest ever, it’s like 2882

[daring oyster]

e.\

[nimble niche]

I wouldn't say almost. It would be hard to gain rating when you're that far ahead of everyone else

[storm fog]

my best win of today after too many losses

[daring oyster]

e./?

[austere magnet]

Might be evident by the fact Magnus is in the World Cup final and Hikaru isn’t

[empty atlas]

It’s not a beautiful checkmate

[keen edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81421765600?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

Kian10012 (320) vs. iSymbol (256)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 b5 4. b3 c3 5. Nxc3 e6 6. Nxb5 Bb4+ 7. Bd2 Bxd2+ 8. Qxd2 Bd7 9. a4 a6 10. Nc3 Qe7 11. Nf3 a5 12. O-O-O Nf6 13. Bb5 Bxb5 14. Nxb5 Ng4 15. Rde1 c6 16. h3 Nxf2 17. Qxf2 cxb5 18. Qe2 Qa3+ 19. Kb1 bxa4 20. bxa4 Qb4+ 21. Kc1 Nc6 22. Qc2 Qa3+ 23. Kb1 Rb8+ 24. Qb2 Qxb2# 

[empty atlas]

Also 😂

[vale timber]

Hikaru could probably become wc

[storm fog]

so what were you expecting ?? should i checkmate him with my king or what bro ?

[vale timber]

Hikaru could be the best excluding magnus

[grim edge]

Sometimes the simple ones make you feel the best

[empty atlas]

If there’s no Magnus

[vale timber]

there is no more Magnus

[austere magnet]

Hikaru not even No. 2 in the world

[grim edge]

Magnus retired

[fringe spruce]

i am 500 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[vale timber]

Hikaru got the number 2 spot and he streams mostly

[storm fog]

i am 1300 🙂

[grim edge]

Who is current wc? Ding or Ian?

[vale timber]

he could def become wc

[austere magnet]

Ding

[empty atlas]

I just say that a 800 would have find

[nimble niche]

💀

[vale timber]

Ding is current wc

[fringe spruce]

do you wanna play 🔫

[grim edge]

W

[storm fog]

what a beautiful checkmate bro

[fluid burrow]

tf's going on witht the server?? i wanna play

[finite juniper]

Bruh

[covert cosmos]

whats happening

[empty atlas]

Ooooh that’s though ggg

[storm fog]

bro the thing is finding a checkmate and forcing a checkmate have difference i forced him and mated him 🙂

[woven pike]

pragg vs magnus predictions?

[fringe spruce]

i dont know oppenings i am crying

[fluid burrow]

??

[grim edge]

Pause

[storm fog]

not rn bro i am learning a gambit rn

[austere magnet]

Magnus but rooting for Pragg

[storm fog]

what ??

[woven pike]

same, i like both players

[empty atlas]

Oh you haven’t said it to me that would have change my mind

[grim edge]

You forced him and mated him? 🤨

[austere magnet]

Also rooting for Abasov against Fabi ☺️

[finite juniper]

guys what is magnus carslen’s favorite opening???

[nova verge]

Hi how r u

[grim edge]

Fool's Mate fr

[woven pike]

doesn't he play Ruy Lopez the most

[grim edge]

Mosquito gambit

[vale timber]

I wish more top tier chess players went the hikaru route

[storm fog]

yes checkmated him 🙂

[finite juniper]

you’re right

[fringe spruce]

is gambit a food😭

[grim edge]

What do you mean bast, I'm Higher rated then you in Blitz

King's gambit tumbleweed variation

[vale timber]

Hikarus content is actually fire

[storm fog]

right right

[cerulean stirrup]

Hi

[woven pike]

and sicilian with black

[storm fog]

maybe

[grim edge]

Nah he's annoying

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[finite juniper]

bruh what is roblox doing in chess?

[austere magnet]

According to chessgames.com it’s the Sicilian

[vale timber]

how

[finite juniper]

yep

both are right

[karmic star]

Is this position that much winning for white?

[finite juniper]

yep

[vale timber]

the pawn move puts him in check

[finite juniper]

discovery check and queening next

[vale timber]

so he cant stop ur queen promotion

[karmic star]

ik I played this game

[woven pike]

defend the pawn, get the bishop to c7, promote

[nimble niche]

Sveshnikov

[fringe spruce]

yea white has more material

[karmic star]

but i didn't know I had this much advantage

[grim edge]

Probs not

[vale timber]

queen just means u win in those endgames

[karmic star]

This threatens Forced mate in 3

[vale timber]

nothing is stopping a queen

[nova verge]

SLAYYYY QUEEN

[mild apex]

main acc :O

[karmic star]

True

[grim edge]

yup

[mild apex]

trial and error?

[grim edge]

basically

[vale timber]

stockfish is a mysterious creature

[karmic star]

How can you make a blunder in 10 moves?

[nimble niche]

another queen could

[karmic star]

lol

once it said queening was an inaccuracy

for me

It happens I guess

[vale timber]

it said I made a mistake by going for a mate in 7 instead of 3

stockfish just loves to roast humans

[karmic star]

LMFAO maybe the Mate in 3 was forced

[vale timber]

it's not a missed win

[keen edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81421826734

[worn ice]

Guilherme_Santos15 (256) vs. iSymbol (269)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. f3 Nc6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nce2 Qe7 6. Nxd4 Nxd4 7. Qxd4 Qb4+ 8. Qxb4 Bxb4+ 9. Bd2 Bc5 10. O-O-O O-O 11. e5 Nd5 12. Bc4 Be3 13. Bxd5 Bxd2+ 14. Rxd2 Re8 15. f4 c6 16. Be4 f6 17. Nf3 d6 18. exd6 Rxe4 19. g4 Rxf4 20. d7 Bxd7 21. Rxd7 Rxf3 22. Rxb7 Re8 23. b3 Rfe3 24. Kb2 Re1 25. Rxe1 Rxe1 26. Rb8+ Kf7 27. c4 c5 28. Kc3 Re3+ 29. Kb2 Re2+ 30. Kc3 Rxa2 31. Rb7+ Kg6 32. h4 h5 33. Rb5 hxg4 34. Rxc5 g3 35. h5+ Kh6 36. Rf5 g2 37. Rf1 gxf1=Q 38. Kb4 Qe1+ 39. Kc5 Qe5+ 40. Kb4 Qa5# 

[vale timber]

cause I was winning in both scenarios

[keen edge]

winstreak of 3

[graceful lintel]

Bru

[vale timber]

Stockfish better stop roasting me before I vs it and show it who's boss

[graceful lintel]

15+10??I don't usually play 10 mins

[keen edge]

+15seconds?!

[tropic plaza]

Bxh7 was a blunder

[graceful lintel]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fish-gif-22901739

[keen edge]

imma get higher than yo-

[graceful lintel]

+10 seconds

[keen edge]

oh

still alot

[tropic plaza]

Should have kept solid tbh since im up a knight

[keen edge]

at much i play 10+0

0+10*

10 minute games

[wary cedar]

guys help there is a woman moaning in vc

I can't take this I just wanna play chess

[keen edge]

?

yes

lol

[tropic plaza]

I try to greek gift so the game would be spicy

[graceful lintel]

Yea but failed greek gift attack
I was +3 at some point but managed to threw that position BC of time pressure

[keen edge]

throw

[graceful lintel]

Threw

[vale timber]

I know right

[keen edge]

i know right

[storm fog]

i know right

[graceful lintel]

I know right

[keen edge]

lol

[tropic plaza]

It was a blunder, i did it because i want to finish it fast since 10 mins is too longg

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[grim edge]

What does idk mean

[vale timber]

it

[storm fog]

guys anyone up for blitz?

[keen edge]

what does idrk mean?

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[graceful lintel]

10 mins long?💀i play 15+10

[tropic plaza]

I still have 9 mins after like 15 moves

[grim edge]

Well I don't know either

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-people-funny-crabs-gif-7366499

[vale timber]

anyone wanna play me but I play blindfolded

[tropic plaza]

Im more like a blitz player so yeah

[karmic star]

dude wtf you scared me with the fly

[finite juniper]

there’s a literal fly on ur screen 😂

[keen edge]

one move for me is 3-15 seconds unless i find an interesting idea

[graceful lintel]

My blitz ratings was like 700 less than my rapid ratings

[tropic plaza]

Anything more than 5 mins is too long

[frosty fable]

It's on yours now.

[karmic star]

Let's play normal blitz no blindfold

[graceful lintel]

But I grind for feww days and got 1k

[tropic plaza]

Ohh

[fringe spruce]

is 70 percent accuracy good?!?!?!?!??!

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-know-what-i-am-saying-butters-stotch-south-park-s13e9-butters-bottom-bitch-gif-22806492

[vale timber]

but the blindfold was the main thing

[tropic plaza]

My blitz is 1600

[vale timber]

also blitz isnt my main thing

[karmic star]

bruh

[keen edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612696284695887872/755773072975462440/image0-8.gif

[karmic star]

I wanted to play fair

[graceful lintel]

[fringe spruce]

?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[vale timber]

I'm over 1000 elo higher

[graceful lintel]

Nop 🥹💀

[austere magnet]

It’s aight

[vale timber]

it was never fair

[tropic plaza]

I dont like long games because i could have play more chess in the span of 10mins

[tropic plaza]

Or 20 mins maximum

[karmic star]

@vale timber are you online now? let's play normal blitz ( unranked)

[fringe spruce]

🔫

[vale timber]

send link

[mild apex]

unranked

[karmic star]

I can't message you

[fringe spruce]

whats urs

[graceful lintel]

[vale timber]

send the link here

[tropic plaza]

I just dont like spending too much time on one game unless its otb

[frosty fable]

Just play bullet then

[karmic star]

accept f rq @vale timber

[karmic star]

ok

[fringe spruce]

ITS MEAN

[tropic plaza]

I play both bullet and blitz

[austere magnet]

No idea

[frosty fable]

How long in blitz

[nova verge]

I will never be told to be quiet who do you think you are my father?! Psssshhhhh even he knows he can’t silence me

[tropic plaza]

3mins

[karmic star]

@vale timber https://play.chess.com/mJjtW

[frosty fable]

ehh

[graceful lintel]

Deleted

[tropic plaza]

Icarwi, i threw our game earlier, but ggs

[karmic star]

@vale timber is this you??

[vale timber]

yes

[karmic star]

k

[frosty fable]

What's your elo

[karmic star]

this is rated btw

[tropic plaza]

I average 85-90 if wins on lc xd

[rustic coyote]

I play 0+ accuracy every game 😎

[graceful lintel]

Starts crying*
I should improve my time management

[tropic plaza]

Yeah xd, so sad greek gift is a blunder

[fringe spruce]

idm cuz it is chess keep playing minesweeper

[finite juniper]

guys there’s a hashtag in this message somewhere try and find it

[tropic plaza]

Im up a knight should have taken it to endgame instead of just trying to be tactical

[graceful lintel]

Nah no way 1650 l*chess with 80+ accuracy?

I barely get 70 accuracy

[fringe spruce]

under 1000

[frosty fable]

It's decent then

[tropic plaza]

Lichess blitz gives lower elo like +5-7, and rapid is like +15 or smthn

[fringe spruce]

minesweeper?

[frosty fable]

Accuracy above 83 is considered great imo.

[graceful lintel]

That's great!!
I'm suffering from skill issue ig 🥹

[finite juniper]

LMAOOOOO

[graceful lintel]

Bai Bai cya

[frosty fable]

Fetch a sandwich for me from the canteen!

[fringe spruce]

its a game

[graceful lintel]

Bro got notch less screen

[austere magnet]

Bro flexing his chess.com rating prediction

[fringe spruce]

.d

[wraith snow]

https://youtu.be/tZzlLdhyRHM

[graceful lintel]

Ur phone screen/display

[frosty fable]

Charge the frickin' phone

[frosty fable]

Make it 92

[harsh coyote]

MAGNUS WILL WINNNN

[frosty fable]

Avg Android user:

[harsh coyote]

MAGNUS WILL WINNN

[graceful lintel]

My battery

[frosty fable]

(I'm one of those too 💀)

[frosty fable]

Mangos who?

[grim edge]

magnus took 30 minutes on the move though... kinda scary, but idk who to be scared for

[wary cedar]

"I hope your mother steps on lego"

[graceful lintel]

💀

[wary cedar]

💀

what a rare roast

[harsh coyote]

UR MOM

[random drum]

Guyzz chess is trending in India. India's best youtube news channel is covering chess for first time 📈

[graceful lintel]

Gonna ping mods 🗣️🔥🥶📈👽

[grim edge]

said

[proven spire]

there is no way fam

[graceful lintel]

No wayayayayya send yt vid

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/ClKyVBolOlE check the time stamps

[grim edge]

bro this reminded me of a nightmare i had where i had 20 blunders vs a bot

[fringe spruce]

i have 16 blunders 💪💪

[graceful lintel]

I guessed it was neon man vid just by looking at thumbnail

[random drum]

haha

[grim edge]

its the grob isnt it?

[little elm]

it is between f3 and g4

[vale timber]

e4 is solid

e4 is my homie

[steel latch]

guys whos winning magnus or pragg ?

[vale timber]

eww d4

[austere magnet]

It’s pretty drawish rn

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[steel latch]

ok who wants to play ?

[graceful lintel]

Magnus gonna win it

[grave birch]

f3 huh

[steel latch]

unrated

[little elm]

1. g3 is very playable

[proven spire]

i am the blunder king the one who knocks

[grim edge]

not the worst first move because fool's mate isnt possible after e5

[vale timber]

what about knight a3

[wild hazel]

G3 is fine it’s a modern defence up a tempo basically

[vale timber]

knight a3 sucks

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[little elm]

imo f3 is worse than g4, at least g4 has some tricks

[grave birch]

f3 the worst

[hard gyro]

Just chilling ig, doing some college work.

[hard gyro]

Yes

[little elm]

1. g4 is very good for bullet

[vale timber]

knight a3 is horrendous

[primal fern]

yoo

[graceful lintel]

Oh nice wait
I should also do my homework

[vale timber]

at least the others have some idea

[primal fern]

what's up guys

[proven spire]

that was me when i was still bad now im better i only blunder 2 times

[hard gyro]

There are worse moves

[grim edge]

but not the worst

[little elm]

Na3 not that bad

i know someone who used to play it

[proven spire]

i got a exam tmr which is worse and im procastinating

it was a daily game

[vale timber]

e4 is my favourite

[primal fern]

haven't been playing rapid

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Oh mb

[grim edge]

bro just felt like hating on e4 today

[worthy flume]

Im about to get 1200 in blitz with latvian gambit

[vale timber]

d4 is so boring

[grave birch]

e4 vs d4

[graceful lintel]

Ain't listening to a 1650 lichess

[little elm]

e4 best

[worthy flume]

G4 best

[grave birch]

e4 gang

[graceful lintel]

e4

[grim edge]

that doesnt mean your opinion is valid

[graceful lintel]

Stonks!!

[vale timber]

the opening is just personal preference

[graceful lintel]

I don't want chess as my profession smth 💀

[grim edge]

i cant let this e4 hate stand man

[little elm]

well some openings are objectively bad

[grim edge]

please take back this statement if this was a joke

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grave birch]

what did he say lol?

[mild apex]

underage

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-andy-shocked-parks-and-rec-クリプラ-gif-5045050

[vale timber]

low key I just want the lowest master title so I can say Im a chess master as a flex

[grim edge]

funny

[grave birch]

cm then

[hard gyro]

I reported you on Discord nonetheless

[vale timber]

what's cm rating

[nova verge]

We don’t joke about age

[grim edge]

didnt some guy have the M title on cc lol

[lone garden]

average 100 elo gameplay review

1
2
1
0
1
2
3
15
2

[nova verge]

That’s creepy

[hard gyro]

Mmmm, I may have.

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[nova verge]

Then u shouldn’t have lied

[grim edge]

then maybe use the common sense you got in 18 years

[graceful lintel]

18 and still stuck at 1650? Get better

[hard gyro]

@grim edge joked about her age. Now her main acc is banned.

[warm python]

its chessing time

[tropic plaza]

Its a joke dude his literally 56

[grave birch]

nm for the united states only right? correct me if im wrong

[warm python]

time to chess

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh we r serious people we don't do joke stuff

[vague depot]

waking up with 1000+ notif what the hell 💀

[graceful lintel]

[little elm]

lots of countries have NM

[warm python]

best opening is ggg

[little elm]

some easier to get than others

[warm python]

its so good

[warm zodiac]

Any federation can make someone an nm. The requirements vary and some don't, but a lot do.

[vale timber]

hey Theory how inflated is chess.com rating compared to fide

[grave birch]

got u

[vale timber]

like what rating should I get before going for cm

[warm python]

who here knows the ggg

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/motor-cart-gif-18407750

[vale timber]

2500 is wild

[graceful lintel]

2500 cc

[grave birch]

probably about 300 points

[little elm]

it varies

[vale timber]

no way 2500 on chess.com is the baseline

[little elm]

some CMs are 2000 online, others are 3000 online

[random drum]

https://twitter.com/alone_smuggler/status/1693953833708527683?s=20

[grave birch]

need to get 2200 fide

[grim edge]

i wonder why

[graceful lintel]

I think tilt can become cm if he applied today

[storm fog]

GUYS IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A 1600 BEATED A 2500 IN BLITZ ??

[little elm]

yes

[grim edge]

YEAH I DO THINK IT IS POSSIBLE

[grave birch]

yes

[storm fog]

my frnd did

[graceful lintel]

Yep I beat stockfish as basic needs

[storm fog]

yeah

[storm fog]

my frnd defeated a 2500 when he was 1600 crzy stuff fr

[mild apex]

nvr say your <13 ever again

[graceful lintel]

[little elm]

i know an untitled cc 2750

[graceful lintel]

There is gm who is 2200 on cc

[storm fog]

[little elm]

so online rating has only slight correlation

mainly because otb titles are for standard chess

think 4 hour games

[graceful lintel]

I think I saw same thing few days ago
A random guy was on top 3 for blitz ratings
Ofc it was a new account

[vale timber]

that feels like cap

[hard gyro]

can't even cheat with subtlety

[edgy tapir]

@fathom lynx can u unmute me

[untold quail]

Yo salimova is a professional thrower

[vale timber]

3k is another level

[little elm]

there are a decent amount of rapid/blitz events

[lone garden]

which one is better
someone's dad head on toilet
VS
100 elo ches players

[gleaming totem]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-wow-yay-omg-really-gif-15731645

[mystic sand]

drew this for arsenal https://www.chess.com/game/live/86446694745

[worn ice]

chessnoob10939 (723) vs. Rmi974 (703)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qc6 4. Bb5 Bd7 5. Bxc6 Bxc6 6. Nf3 g6 7. O-O Bg7 8. d3 Nd7 9. d4 Ngf6 10. Bg5 O-O 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. d5 Bb5 13. Nxb5 a6 14. Nxc7 Rac8 15. d6 exd6 16. Qxd6 Be5 17. Qxd7 Rxc7 18. Qd3 Bxb2 19. Rae1 Kg7 20. Rb1 Bf6 21. Rfd1 Re8 22. h3 Rce7 

[untold quail]

I’ve never seen someone with an advantage so many times and not win

[edgy tapir]

@fathom lynx unmute

[little elm]

like this weekend i am playing blitz tournament otb

[grim edge]

oh good luck in the games

[mystic sand]

was + 9 on material but drew cuz he was an arsenal fan 💀(I offered the draw)

[vale timber]

yeah but if u got 3k bullet u have top tier pattern recog

being stuck at 1500 would be very odd

[grave birch]

2600 bullet but 1500 rapid? interesting

not talking about that

[final condor]

I haven't played a game in a while, what

[grave birch]

lol

[mystic sand]

Cuz ur too salty

[final condor]

did you not read what I said though

[little elm]

there is a sportsmanship policy now?

[vale timber]

Chess is the most salt inducing game

[final condor]

I haven't played any games recently

[random drum]

In this video I have a doubt.
https://youtu.be/_xjr_oS9Jmc magnus goes to pragg and praises him but why people don't suspect him that maybe he asked for help. Ik mangus is best but still

[little elm]

there used to be one policy

[mystic sand]

it's a joke 💀

[nimble niche]

There was a guy who used to be top 5 bullet on chess.com yet he's 1900 fide

[little elm]

who is this

[final condor]

🗿 doesn't make sense if I haven't even played

[worthy flume]

No way it worked

[grave birch]

i was talking about in chess.com not otb

[grim edge]

i couldnt imagine playing classical chess man

[grave birch]

yeah you guys were i wasnt

[nimble niche]

im trash at chess

[grim edge]

skill issue

[grave birch]

u sure

?

[grim edge]

80 thousand people watching FIDE World Cup

[nimble niche]

what's your main account elo?

[grave birch]

1000 elo

[austere magnet]

I am one of them

[nimble niche]

i am

[little elm]

today

they are going on now

[grim edge]

Me too,actually if we take all the platforms and livestreams in account its over 120 thousand people watching chess at once

[mild apex]

yt

[grim edge]

Chess24 on yt

[austere magnet]

Hasn’t been this big since the world championship

[grim edge]

Even the world championship got only 60k at once I think

Magnus Carlsen is something else

A genius

Imagine tiebreaks

Omg I am already seeing 150 thousand people watching chess,over 200k if we calculate all other platforms

[grave birch]

pragg have been insane beating hikaru and fabiano

[lone garden]

lichess suck

[grim edge]

Tiebreaks are where the fun is at,but I hope Magnus wins this in classical

[grim edge]

Idk I use it for analysis

[austere magnet]

Helps to have a marketable star

[nimble niche]

I can see your speedrun account, you know

[inland marsh]

There's a chess live stream?

[austere magnet]

Yeah on YouTube

[inland marsh]

oh well

[austere magnet]

Are we allowed to stream chess events here

[inland marsh]

cant watch bc I'm outside

[austere magnet]

Because I would stream the Magnus/Pragg game if I’m allowed to

[nimble niche]

imagine is abasov beats caruana

[grim edge]

I actually remember when I was younger around 2013 my countries main TV channel was calling him Mozart of chess,sadly I never got into chess before this year

[austere magnet]

When I was 13 my chess knowledge began and ended with Bobby Fischer

[inland marsh]

I'm currently waiting for the bus
idk whether it's worth watching now

[austere magnet]

I remember looking at the game of the century and having no idea wtf was going on

[nimble niche]

when i was 13, i knew what en passant was, which is already better than more than half the 13 year olds

[mild apex]

let him cook

[nimble niche]

i still don't

[inland marsh]

en passant is forced

[austere magnet]

I be like “what the hell is c4”

[grim edge]

I started playing because of MoistCritikals checkmate against XqC

But my inspiration rn is for sure Magnus,Hikaru and Bobby

[nimble niche]

i don't play chess

chess is for nerds

[grim edge]

Chad

[inland marsh]

that game where xQc lost in 5 moves?

[grim edge]

Yess

[inland marsh]

oh i remember that very well 💀

[austere magnet]

I started I believe bc I played one of my friends in another server and got mated in like 7 moves

Vowed that would never happen again

[void yew]

If you are fighting magnus and you win what is your reaction

[glossy radish]

morning

[grim edge]

I remember that it was Scotch game but I dont remember the moves

[grim edge]

i would wake up

[inland marsh]

I am currently thinking about touching grass

[void yew]

True

[inland marsh]

i thought it was a scolars mate

[grim edge]

Naroditsky told MoistCritikal to play a very dubious move which worked

[inland marsh]

lol

[grim edge]

It was a Bishop and Queen mate but with black 💀💀💀

[inland marsh]

NAHHH

nah you gotta be that bad to lose to that

[daring oyster]

E.

[inland marsh]

report > ban

[mild apex]

cry

[grim edge]

If I was XqC I would never play chess after that,he was being coached by Hikaru too

[daring oyster]

report and just try to make them run out of time

[grim edge]

Report and yo may get your elo back

[daring oyster]

either u trade everything or you dont trade anything

do operation turtle

[nimble niche]

I go for that as white against 2200s and win

[void yew]

Chess.com Vs Magnus

[inland marsh]

💀💀 wait he got taught by hikaru and lost

[grim edge]

eh you'll get it back at some point

[void yew]

Prime Magnus

[grave birch]

if the opponent got banned you will get your points back

[nimble niche]

I'll be honest, I play wayward queen for the cheap wins

[austere magnet]

Is the greatest chess player oat

[inland marsh]

fr?

[grim edge]

Yup,go on YT rn and search up MoisyCritikal cs XqC and see Hikarus face

[mild apex]

who doesnt?

[inland marsh]

i will soon

[nimble niche]

yes I play it for the cheap wins

[old pebble]

L FRANK he is not gm ha

also pragg will win for sure

[inland marsh]

, someones gonna have all of their elo gone once you report

[old pebble]

also i ordered how to recess your chess by jeremy silman

[glossy radish]

ew london player

[old pebble]

i dont play london

[inland marsh]

If you win against 2200 like that, then what am i doing in my elo range

[austere magnet]

Looking hella drawish rn

[mild apex]

ding:

oso hewo v :3

[old pebble]

i hate london, my username is just a poetic symbol and expression of how much i hate london

[storm fog]

90 thousand ppl watching it rn on yt

[grave birch]

ding op

[glossy radish]

okay but he’s cool

[grim edge]

wait speaking of chess books what are your guys' first thoughts on levy's book?

[old pebble]

also being an indian, hating london is normal

[grim edge]

i dont think its out yet but just wondering about opinions rn

[storm fog]

THEEEEEEEEEEEE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[glossy radish]

hiii

[old pebble]

only for beginners, if u r like 1300 or higher, then it is more like a merch

[thorny blaze]

Woah as a chinese london main how could you

[mild apex]

catt pfp :O :3 meowww

[grave birch]

cant really make an oppinion without reading it tbh

[grim edge]

oh really?

Thanks for the fat 10 sub's Pikachu

[old pebble]

what is the chinese opening now?

[inland marsh]

Most chess vids showing 600-900s playing one of the worst moves in the game

While i get litteral Magnus Carlsens² when i play from 600 elo onward

[glossy radish]

meowwwww

[brave galleon]

hi

[old pebble]

yeah, even 1300 is a higher rating, i would say like 1k

max to max

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[brave galleon]

why am i locked out?

[grim edge]

nah you just cant spot the bad moves yet

[glossy radish]

ew itsa mouse

[grave birch]

how can a locked out person chat lol

[grim edge]

He just joined

[mild apex]

if alberts down then...

[mild apex]

he had locked out role

[grim edge]

Oh

[mild apex]

just to confirm if alberts down or mods forgor to remove role

[inland marsh]

even if, there's always someone who plays like a 2300

[glossy radish]

nah they’ve been here before

[inland marsh]

like bro, th you doing in the low elo range

[grim edge]

are you analyzing the games and your opponents are having 90 accuracy? or what

[mild apex]

💀 too late, pinged mods

[inland marsh]

i am sometimes

[glossy radish]

yeah. they rejoined that’s why

[mild apex]

now thast illegal

[glossy radish]

i know the solution, but i haven’t told anitta yet

[thorny blaze]

idk im only chinese in heritage