M3 for black if they find the right moves. I pity anyone who ends up there.
#š¬ć”general-off-topic
warm zodiac
sacred matrix
Lmao poor white
twin moon
M3 for black if they find the right moves. I pity anyone who ends up there.
Yep, thatās why you always play Nf3 after Bxd6
split gorge
sacred matrix
He would lose to a queen sac in the opening
brisk ingot
Wait I'm a chess person š±
warm zodiac
Yep, thatās why you always play Nf3 after Bxd6
Or just not move the f-pawn lol.
split gorge
twin moon
Or just not move the f-pawn lol.
Nah, I like the birds opening
Itās gotten me from 800 to what Iām currently at, 1600
split gorge
Nah, I like the birds opening
sacred matrix
I usually play Center or the Royal Gambits, but they turn out good too
Might wait for opponent to agree for KIA
grim edge
I usually play Center or the Royal Gambits, but they turn out good too
Wth is Royal Gambit
restive storm
I'm busy sorryš
twin moon
Yea I play French and chigorin as black, something people like more
sacred matrix
Wth is Royal Gambit
Either King's or Queen's gambit
twin moon
Yea in a sec
sacred matrix
Does anyone still play the london?
brisk ingot
I usually transpose out of it.
sacred matrix
Now you don't. Aight.
slow knot
I usually transpose out of it.
you are NOT 140 elo
grim edge
you are NOT 140 elo
Dishonesty
glossy radish
hi
worn iceBOT
Name: Christian DƔvila (guacxaxmole)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1319 (peak)
Blitz: 777 (885 peak)
grim edge
Liar
split gorge
is that kratos
brisk ingot
No it's WOD
split gorge
brisk ingot
And I am a liar
nova verge
My head hurts
Drink some water it may help
split gorge
I'm so damn tired, why am I even awake.
split gorge
close ur eyes and get off ur phone you little discord gremlin
nova verge
But I have to get out of the bed
The struggle is real
nova verge
Fr, my life is so hard bruh
Iām sorry bro.
split gorge
Can't even get water
close ur eyes and get off ur phone you little discord gremlin
grim edge
Iām sorry bro.
Is okay, I'm used to it
nova verge
Is okay, I'm used to it
Well you can get through anything
valid grove
who wanna play a match?
brisk ingot
The nicest human ever. Apologies for something that isn't even his fault
grim edge
Well you can get through anything
Only thing stopping myself from going back to sleep is my job, food ain't gonna pay on its own. I want free food
fast kiln
Iām balls
nova verge
Only thing stopping myself from going back to sleep is my job, food ain't gonna ...
Well you gotta work to get money for food or you can grow some ! My ex used to garden itās not that hard
grim edge
Iām balls
Wtf with that emote
grim edge
Well you gotta work to get money for food or you can grow some ! My ex used to g...
I can try doing crime
That sounds easy
nova verge
I can try doing crime
š¤£š¤£u can try but most people do time
Thatās not worth it in my book
grim edge
š¤£š¤£u can try but most people do time
I don't want to go to jail tho
nova verge
I don't want to go to jail tho
Yeah donāt go to jail from doing something illegal.
nova verge
Mods always lurking
grim edge
Yeah donāt go to jail from doing something illegal.
Plan B, u give me money instead
nova verge
Plan B, u give me money instead
Nah
grim edge
just played my second ever brilliant move it was in blitz this time
grim edge
Yeah you gotta go to work
Ok
nova verge
I have work in 2 hrs
A good amount of time for a nap
grim edge
mmmm nap
grim edge
A good amount of time for a nap
No, I need at least 90 minutes of preparation before going to my workplace
So I will chill here for like 30 more minutes
dreamy sluice
look its mate in 3
crimson elk
Anyone good here at puzzels?
nova verge
No, I need at least 90 minutes of preparation before going to my workplace
Listen you do you bro I can only offer advice your decision affects me none
scenic valve
Anywhere I can post a picture and ask a question about it
twin moon
Gg @grim edge
Sorry thatās all I got for today, we can play again some other day tho, thanks for the matches
Good job on the counter play the first game btw
twin moon
Hahaha, yes it is
scenic valve
guess not );
twin moon
Yea thatās one of the best solid responses
Mhm, otherwise you did fine. Just left yourself a bit lose at some points
Loose*
grim edge
Okay nobodyās interested
twin moon
At this point Iām just looking to become an NM at some point, so I wanna make sure I can always play my best
twin moon
Okay nobodyās interested
Someone will come along soon enough
grim edge
i was up +20ā¦ tried to promote 3 pawns and accidentally stalemated
You got too greedy with your promotions
scenic valve
was just trying to have fun 
grim edge
When youāre at the winning hand just find checkmate
rose thunder
anyone wanna see a game i just played
grim edge
anyone wanna see a game i just played
Yes!
rose thunder
cant post stinky lichess links here tho so ima dm it
grim edge
cant post stinky lichess links here tho so ima dm it
Chess com>>>Lichess
||Have to score some brownie points||
twin moon
This guy Iām playing against rn 
crimson elk
This guy Iām playing against rn <:POGGERS:1069090133380436109>
Yeah and?
rose thunder
Brokie Issues!
you spend money on 64 squares
nova verge
Idk, 10 years just seems neat
A decade! Thatās a long time
crimson elk
Idk, 10 years just seems neat
Alot of people have old accounts its not that special
twin moon
He only has likeā¦ 870 games under his belt but still probably one of those people that go on and off for fun
twin moon
Alot of people have old accounts its not that special
Alr? I still enjoy it considering I donāt see it often
heavy swallow
Brokie Issues!
Hi Tyra
twin moon
Just cause a bug is common in your yard doesnāt mean itās a small deal when I find the same rare one in mine
crimson elk
Just cause a bug is common in your yard doesnāt mean itās a small deal when I fi...
;-;
grim edge
Why is Bailey reacting everything with a heart
nova verge
I do that!
heavy swallow
Again
nova verge
Just like your skull thing but different
grim edge
I got muted in Gotham for a week for 0 reason
You ping Theo for no reason
rose thunder
the game i just played, my opponent was 100% winning until they hung a rook 
grim edge
Skull
heavy swallow
Maybe you can get unbanned since they wonāt remember you
Your just a dick then
They hate me because Iām just annoying
I wonder whatās worse
glossy radish
zel blocked me
fast kiln
glass wren
@ember frigate wake up
fast kiln
Aw hell na
heavy swallow
Atleast your phone is charged
glossy radish
yeah
echo seal
grim edge
I just got the most painful checkmate ever
proper bronze
i think u meant a4?
proper bronze
I just got the most painful checkmate ever
show us the checkmate
grim edge
This guy made me wait 6 minutes to make a move
Then checks me and I move and thatās it checkmate
I waited 6 minutes just for him to checkmate me
It felt like an eternity
round ledge
how do I remove roles
proper bronze
I waited 6 minutes just for him to checkmate me
at that point just analize the board and if thereās a mate in 2, then resign
grim edge
at that point just analize the board and if thereās a mate in 2, then resign
No I had an entirely different option that couldāve prevented the mate
grim edge
Instead Iām an idiot and I just move cuz I like to
modest galleon
would anyone here like to improve their chess?
grim edge
That was disrespectful making me wait 8 minutes and winning
modest galleon
i can help in dm
proper bronze
back in my chesskid days when someone was about to force checkmate me, i purposly waited until my timer hit 1 second, then make a move lmfao
rose thunder
@grim edge we both did bad lol
proper bronze
Me : Logging on to discord after 3 days,
Chess.com : 20 Notications
I literally login to chess.com every single day and my most of my notifications is just make a move for the daily game
grim edge
I literally login to chess.com every single day and my most of my notifications ...
FRRRRRRRRRRR
timid breach
grim edge
:3
fickle rampart
šØ THIS IS A REMINDER TO DO YOUR LESSONS šØ
azure jetty
I had to get a new phone today.
next raft
šØ THIS IS A REMINDER TO DO YOUR LESSONS šØ
but i'm ken
grim edge
Iām sorry about before. Iām okay just relaxing watching a dateline
oh those weirdos? nah they phase me I've had way worse
nova verge
oh those weirdos? nah they phase me I've had way worse
Still not okay
grim edge
true
worn iceBOT
quasi spire
Okay.
next raft
Ken gotta do his lessons too
But am i not Kenough, why do i have to learn more languages
fickle rampart
But am i not Kenough, why do i have to learn more languages
Do it or else you will make the boss angry
grim edge
fdgdf
long mason
good night to u all
next raft
Do it or else you will make the boss angry
fine
grim edge
Anybody wanna play blitz?
potent merlin
@grim edge I could
grim edge
Imma send u a link on DMs
potent merlin
Okay
grim edge
scp-113 my beloved
high oasis
does anyone know how to fix a bike chain
grim edge
<:duoAmazed:1005015050496524289>
Uncle!
frosty fable
<:duoAmazed:1005015050496524289>
NOT DUOLINGO PLZ
nova verge
Heyo
light lark
Hello there
grim edge
does anyone know how to fix a bike chain
No-
gusty falcon
Hello there
hi
nova verge
does anyone know how to fix a bike chain
My mom does ! She used to work at Schwinn
gusty falcon
i am 1000 elo player anyone my ranking to play with and learntoghether
high oasis
My mom does ! She used to work at Schwinn
ayo bro thats so cool.
grim edge
hi chat
glossy radish
hi
grim edge
i am 1000 elo player anyone my ranking to play with and learntoghether
im 800 sure
high oasis
bro thatās actually tight
gusty falcon
How you doing
i am fine wbu?
high oasis
can u ask her for me
nova verge
ayo bro thats so cool.
Yeah we always had nice bikes growing up
glossy radish
oh hell nah
dude what
high oasis
NICE BRO š
glossy radish
whatās your problem
light lark
i am fine wbu?
Iām good
glossy radish
yeah thanks for ruining my day again
grim edge
bye soryry
glossy radish
pixie
nova verge
dixie
light lark
@grim edge up for a game today?
glossy radish
pixie
proper bronze
bye soryry
donāt worry, it can get worse than that š
nova verge
Dixie chicks
upbeat viper
play blitz meanwhile
grim edge
do y'all ever get the struggle of wanting to share very good music you've found but can't find anyone nerd enough to listen to it, and then when you do they're like "eh ok"
proper bronze
if they wanna play chess we have chesskid
twin moon
Yea I know, Iāve been playing since February this year and Iām 1600
twin moon
Itās just the age of the account Iām impressed by
surreal current
what are chess norms?
twin moon
From what I know itās like chess.comās rating eval
Just more accurate, if you play at a certain level for a tournament or smth you get a norm
I think thatās how it goes
twin moon
Iām not talking one match
You gotta play at the gm level for a tournament for 3 of them to get the norms lmao
grim edge
You gotta play at the gm level for a tournament for 3 of them to get the norms l...
Actually, that's not bad š¤·āāļø
twin moon
Yea
Although I wouldnāt doubt that they are less lenient than chess.com
And I canāt confirm that the actual method, thatās just what I remember. You can look it up for more accurate info
grim edge
Oh~
grim edge
And I canāt confirm that the actual method, thatās just what I remember. You can...
Ohhhh, I looked it up
nova verge
Nah I like walking barefoot
grim edge
Nah I like walking barefoot
š¤·āāļø
nova verge
š¤·āāļø
Idk how to knit as well
grim edge
Imagine playing blitz-
grim edge
WHAT
grim edge
warped vigil
nope... intentional!
mossy comet
at 100% speed, does this look possible to you?
warped vigil
Im going to confuse anyone whos going to prep for me at fl championship
also its a good opening
no Nh3 rules
surreal current
what are norms?
echo seal
warped vigil
no he doesn't š¤£
see chess talk for details
?
wdym
I won with it
100% score with the Sperber Attack
Im 1600 rn š¢
climbing up
grim edge
Where is my mind
warped vigil
I once was a proud nineteen-hundred
Then I fell back down to the depths
of the sad and forlorn, sixteen-hundreds
Now I climb back up with each breath
Stupid song lyrics
crimson elk
Anyone good here at puzzels? :>
warped vigil
not me
crimson elk
This is one of my best games i don't think anyone will find the moves its super hard
warped vigil
kh1
warped vigil
is it?!
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1120 (peak)
Blitz: 650 (723 peak)
Bullet: 915 (959 peak)
fast kiln
Balls
glossy radish
balls
nova verge
BasketBALLS
glossy radish
WHERE
nova verge
at my house
glossy radish
okay iām coming over
upbeat viper
nova verge
Okay bet
grim edge
I like playing with a single ball
nova verge
I like playing with a single ball
Me too but dribbling practice you use 2
grim edge
like football
nova verge
Footballs donāt bounce
grim edge
Me too but dribbling practice you use 2
u talking abt basketball?
grim edge
This is one of my best games i don't think anyone will find the moves its super ...
Uhh rook to c7?
nova verge
u talking abt basketball?
Always
nova verge
I dont play basketball
Itās LOADS of fun you should try it
grim edge
This is one of my best games i don't think anyone will find the moves its super ...
Or bishop to b6
grim edge
Itās LOADS of fun you should try it
im so bad its insane though, my shooting form is horrible, I cant dribble
Iām 500 elo btw so Iām just guessing atp
nova verge
im so bad its insane though, my shooting form is horrible, I cant dribble
Practice makes perfect šš¼
grim edge
Iām 500 elo btw so Iām just guessing atp
ur like 1900 smh
grim edge
Practice makes perfect šš¼
I already gave up lmao
grim edge
ur like 1900 smh
I wish
nova verge
I already gave up lmao
Thatās okay too
grim edge
Anybody wanna do some blitz?
grim edge
Anybody wanna do some blitz?
How about bullet
Make this more stressful
how is ur peak 1500 rapid but 2400 blitz
glossy radish
I only play blitz
L player
grim edge
I only play blitz
fair
glossy radish
playing only blitz wont help much improvement imo
grim edge
oh ur in theory64 too
Wanna have another round?
grim edge
Yeah i forgot how i got there tho
@hasty iris do you hack ppl and get them to join ur club?
ššš
glossy radish
brick is scary
grim edge
Ah okay then
I got to 1700 now Im not touching chess ever again
grim edge
brick is scary
fr im so scared of him
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1489 (peak)
Blitz: 2418 (peak)
Bullet: 1592 (1729 peak)
grim edge
he is so intimidating
nova verge
grim edge
I got to 1700 now Im not touching chess ever again
You can get to 1800
glossy radish
pixie
grim edge
i dont want to play though
grim edge
the more I actually try to get better in general and the more I hate the game
@hasty iris can we play a chess match
glossy radish
ok
grim edge
I wanna beat up the biggest person in prison
grim edge
<@287366387465322497> can we play a chess match
bro is gonna say "sure, lets play bullet"
oh no
grim edge
I wanna beat up the biggest person in prison
I dont wanna brag or anything but I would destroy him in rapid
Okay who here is the best
remove the "that"
Ppl gotta stop venting on their bios or social mediaš
If they lose to a 500 elo theyāre gonna be humiliated but if I lose itās normal
Because eh obviously Iām gonna lose
hasty iris
WHO PINGED ME
glossy radish
remove the "that"
what happened to your blitz
compact oyster
Rip
grim edge
WHO PINGED ME
I did.
hasty iris
oh
grim edge
WHO PINGED ME
I did what are you gonna do about it
glossy radish
WHO PINGED ME
RUN ITS A BRICK
grim edge
I wanted to play a chess match against you but people said youāre trash
hasty iris
š§±
glossy radish
NOT THE BRUCKS
hasty iris
frozen sleet
Lay off the gob
compact oyster
Brickkkk
grim edge
I wanted to play a chess match against you but people said youāre trash
Yeah hes 1600š®āšØš®āšØ
bro is like an ipad kid, he clicks fast without thinking
compact oyster
Freak?
glossy radish
grim edge
what happened to your blitz
oh nothing it was always like that
glossy radish
oh nothing it was always like that
man..
hasty iris
we should play again i think i got better. shot up 200 rating
grim edge
Yeah hes 1600š®āšØš®āšØ
I still wanna face brick
glossy radish
I dont like blitz
i donāt like chess
hasty iris
but not tonight im doing a bit of work š®
grim edge
You know baki and that elementary school kid
glossy radish
but not tonight im doing a bit of work š®
old man
fast kiln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c3Unpqnpv0
I LOVE STEINS GATE
grim edge
You know baki and that elementary school kid
Thatās how this is gonna play out
grim edge
i donāt like chess
same that why I stopped playing
grim edge
I still wanna face brick
There is no satisfaction from beating a 1600š®āšØš®āšØ
glossy radish
same that why I stopped playing
fr
bright glade
grim edge
There is no satisfaction from beating a 1600š®āšØš®āšØ
There is if youāre 500 elo
fast kiln
Thatās how this is gonna play out
You have CRAZY album taste bro
grim edge
No I mean the anime
grim edge
You have CRAZY album taste bro
I love Tyler the creator
grim edge
There is if youāre 500 elo
Its all the sameš„±
grim edge
I LOVE STEINS GATE
I stopped watching it at the last season
its good but I was just lazy to finish it
fast kiln
I stopped watching it at the last season
Do you mean 0 cuz there was only one season of the original
grim edge
Do you mean 0 cuz there was only one season of the original
i dont remember but I didnt watch like the last 10 episodes or so
watched it like 3 years ago
digital phoenix
grim edge
I am old fr u guys are all like 15 in here
Nah definitely
honestly I dont remember anything lmao
You joined when I was like in 3rd grade
all I remember is that it was good
hasty iris
Nah definitely
i can play a bit later like in 10 i just need to finish this and upload to server
grim edge
I am old fr u guys are all like 15 in here
u are not old buddy
grim edge
ohhh
grim edge
i can play a bit later like in 10 i just need to finish this and upload to serve...
Aight
upbeat viper
I LOVE STEINS GATE
:)
grim edge
Mfs when they turn 18šš
bro thinks he is dad or something
hasty iris
does it look better now
digital phoenix
Ew league disgusting stats
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 546 (561 peak)
Blitz: 379
Bullet: 388 (618 peak)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1432 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1253 (1325 peak)
Bullet: 1471 (1618 peak)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1702 (peak)
Blitz: 916 (942 peak)
Bullet: 732 (778 peak)
hasty iris
yo
grim edge
bro thinks he is dad or something
How did u get all them random ass roles to go away?
hasty iris
never seen albert work so hard š 3 in a row
digital phoenix
Putting league in profile has to be the worst thing to do
grim edge
never seen albert work so hard š 3 in a row
At the same time
grim edge
if you're not titled does it just say "None"?
hasty iris
if you're not titled does it just say "None"?
no it doesnt show at all
grim edge
Putting league in profile has to be the worst thing to do
fr that is what I told him
grim edge
How did u get all them random ass roles to go away?
I just didnt take them in the first place
hasty iris
lower rated players like leagues š¦
grim edge
hasty iris
i can take it out and put something else tho we shall see
crisp falcon
can anyone teach me the oniichan opening?
digital phoenix
lower rated players like leagues š¦
OpiniĆ³n invalid
grim edge
Guys
grim edge
no it doesnt show at all
oh that is good, what about the streamer thing?
Search up āPhallus Openingā
No Iām joking please donāt
hasty iris
oh that is good, what about the streamer thing?
it will say No and thats all
grim edge
can anyone teach me the oniichan opening?
Wtf is that
hasty iris
the best is for lichess, the icon changes based on if they are a patron or not
grim edge
it will say No and thats all
can u show my profile? I wanna see how a mid profile looks
hasty iris
hasty iris
can u show my profile? I wanna see how a mid profile looks
just look at the mirror and u will see mid
grim edge
the colors are idk
crisp falcon
Wtf is that
is a japanese opening. im trying to learn the oniisama varition
grim edge
yellow and blue
hasty iris
grim edge
ok it really looks mid
hasty iris
yellow and blue
bruh that's the lichess color for the patron wings
grim edge
also dont most ppl just have their name the same as their username?
hasty iris
no it uses the username if there is no Name
grim edge
bruh that's the lichess color for the patron wings
isnt the pfp better than the patreon wing tho
hasty iris
but some people have names
hasty iris
isnt the pfp better than the patreon wing tho
bruh doesnt use lichess clearly
grim edge
im nameless
hasty iris
there arent profile pics
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1908 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)
grim edge
bruh doesnt use lichess clearly
yeah im normal
grim edge
there arent profile pics
oh
hasty iris
every serious player has a lichess account
upbeat viper
should I lose a bullet match to be at 008 everywhere?
hasty iris
oh shoot bast here
grim edge
I have a lichess account, only for lichess studies
hasty iris
should I lose a bullet match to be at 008 everywhere?
yes
upbeat viper
tempting
grim edge
I have a lichess account, only for lichess studies
only for my cool studies š
grim edge
should I lose a bullet match to be at 008 everywhere?
sandbagging?
upbeat viper
sandbagging?
hasty iris
@grim edge readdyyy
grim edge
:3
warped vigil
š²
vernal wadi
bro lookathis
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1916 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)
digital phoenix
im titled
vernal wadi
bro lookathis
lookathis
upbeat viper
and I'd have xx16 everywhere
grim edge
or play bongcloud bast
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1916 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)
upbeat viper
always have been higher rated than you in blitz
warped vigil
i have 1st catagory title
warped vigil
and I have 1 cm norm
digital phoenix
spamming
grim edge
Holy shit brick is fast
upbeat viper
grim edge
he predicts all my moves before I make them
warped vigil
grim edge
I respect it tho
warped vigil
it says 1st catagoy on my profile
hasty iris
gg did u want to play bullet or blitz or rapid? i forgot cause we were talking about bullet so i made a bullet game oops
grim edge
gg did u want to play bullet or blitz or rapid? i forgot cause we were talking a...
honestly blitz couldāve worked
Too tired for rapid
warped vigil
"soon I'll be a C-M" (to the tune of "If I was a rich man")
digital phoenix
tf is first category
warped vigil
tf is first category
class A
warped vigil
like i know what that is
1800-1999
digital phoenix
uscf?
warped vigil
no clue at all.. its just uscf titles for wannabe nms
digital phoenix
raid boss is here
ik im just playing for trophies
and to shit on bad people
what
i rarely face cheaters
Also yay or nay
hard gyro
Hey guys
grave wasp
hm
hard gyro
How are y'all doing?
last verge
i like elo
digital phoenix
9 elo for that
nova verge
Good watching criminal minds before I go to bed !
grim edge
I like brick he plays as fast as me
undone bridge
https://play.chess.com/zvv9L 0:10+1
worn iceBOT
Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)
hasty iris
ggs
hard gyro
9 elo for that
Hey Las
grim edge
Whatās crazy is you promoted to a rook
digital phoenix
h
last verge
@undone bridge wtf no more 2001 blitz
undone bridge
Lmao
hasty iris
Whatās crazy is you promoted to a rook
didnt want to stalemate while premoving the last 20 moves lol
undone bridge
https://play.chess.com/zvv9L 0:10+1
Someone play meeeeeeee
Iām drunk youāll win
grim edge
didnt want to stalemate while premoving the last 20 moves lol
Fair
undone bridge
Well not drunk but I had some alc
grim edge
Youāre playing smart I like that
grim edge
Iām drunk youāll win
Imagine I lost to a drunk chess player
hasty iris
Youāre playing smart I like that
until i play vs my friend then my brain goes out my ear
grim edge
Iād quit life and chess altogether
hasty iris
i wwant to play OTB but im scared i will get slapped by some kid
digital phoenix
i wwant to play OTB but im scared i will get slapped by some kid
no balls
hasty iris
bro hasnt lost to an 11 year old IM
hard gyro
Nice, dude
digital phoenix
bro hasnt lost to an 11 year old IM
whats the chances u gonna face any of them
hasty iris
whats the chances u gonna face any of them
0 but there is definitely really tryhard kids who are gonna have their parents watching our game š
not tryna experience that
digital phoenix
i beat kids otb
hard gyro
0 but there is definitely really tryhard kids who are gonna have their parents w...
Crush them in front of their parents.
digital phoenix
the 1500 fide kids are so shit
hard gyro
Crush them in front of their parents.
In the game, not irl
digital phoenix
literally infinite times easier than any normal 1500
upbeat viper
because they have too much sugar in there blood
hard gyro
Hi Bast!
hasty iris
upbeat viper
still doing math ?
hard gyro
still doing math ?
I ain't doing math on my birthday
hard gyro
I ain't doing math on my birthday
I may have to in college tho
digital phoenix
im proud of this
hard gyro
happy birthday sir
Thanks a lot, Bast 
digital phoenix
are we gonna talk about this guys name
grim edge
I ain't doing math on my birthday
Happy birthday BROOOO
glossy radish
hi
grim edge
glossy radish
I am old fr u guys are all like 15 in here
i aināt fifteen
upbeat viper
no cheating accusation on this server
hasty iris
i aināt fifteen
fam is 14 š
maiden mesa
no cheating accusation on this server
i mean, ok, i just wanted some other opinions on it
keen thistle
am 14 
upbeat viper
simply report
glossy radish
fam is 14 š
not fourteen either
maiden mesa
cause it was pretty weird
upbeat viper
we don't want that here
maiden mesa
simply report
ok
upbeat viper
thank you
glossy radish
unity imu
rose thunder
simply report
hi bast
glossy radish
idc
keen thistle
what elo should a 14 year old be
undone bridge
Same here
glossy radish
how do i get a friend back
rose thunder
what elo should a 14 year old be
3000
undone bridge
https://play.chess.com/hgauy 0:10+1
glossy radish
zelly
brisk ingot
Go to sleep
digital phoenix
slide into zels dm
rose thunder
maiden mesa
what elo should a 14 year old be
at least 1500
grim edge
what elo should a 14 year old be
Around 500
maiden mesa
i mean maybe but it doesnt change the fact that i got work tomorrow so i dont really care
rose thunder
Around 500
Iām 1000
grim edge
at least 1500
Okay now I feel like a stupid idiot
maybe I should play more rapid games
maiden mesa
Okay now I feel like a stupid idiot
i just made that number up dw
coral quartz
maybe I should play more rapid games
No.
maiden mesa
asking what elo somebody at a given age should be is absurd, it all depends. depends on natural talent, depends on dedication, depends on how long they've played. i know 14 year olds stronger than 40 year olds and vice versa
i take the bus
grim edge
asking what elo somebody at a given age should be is absurd, it all depends. dep...
Yeah Iāve seen a three year old play well against Anatoly karpov
true story btw
maiden mesa
Yeah Iāve seen a three year old play well against Anatoly karpov
well is pushing it but yeah, its not a good question since chess is one of the only sports where age isnt really that important, since its not physical
grim edge
Fun fact no one cares
maiden mesa
again, i got bigger things to care about than discord trolls
coral quartz
Go sports
maiden mesa
speaking of which you guys are getting lazy about this, just spamming "trump won" isnt creative or funny tbh
brave star
btw i was tryna see how long until i got a discord warning
coral quartz
No cares that you don't care
maiden mesa
btw i was tryna see how long until i got a discord warning
cringe
brave star
but seriously trump won
rose thunder
vote for me president of the United States I am brent peterson
coral quartz
maiden mesa
but seriously trump won
source?
brave star
hey vivek actually pretty cool
maiden mesa
like 9 million hours of security footage
of what?
coral quartz
hey vivek actually pretty cool
You. What's your elo?
brave star
security cameras at ballet drop offs
brave star
You. What's your elo?
im about 900 rapid
coral quartz
How dare you not connect your account
maiden mesa
security cameras at ballet drop offs
have you personally reviewed all of this footage and deemed that it shows fraud?
brave star
no
brisk ingot
Murica
rose thunder
vote for Brent peterson president of United States š£ļø
brave star
have you personally reviewed all of this footage and deemed that it shows fraud?
would i need to ?
maiden mesa
would i need to ?
yes, because if you didnt then that's not your source, people claiming to have seen it happen are. becomes a lot less trustworthy then, huh?
rose thunder
yes, because if you didnt then that's not your source, people claiming to have s...
footage of a ballot (insert name of role here) literally throwing papers in the trash 
crystal shore
good mate?
brave star
yes, because if you didnt then that's not your source, people claiming to have s...
PLEASE STOP WITH THE POLITICS I WILL HAVE TO REPORT YOU IF YOU KEEP MAKING FRINGE CONSPIRACY THEORY BASELESS CLAIMS
maiden mesa
PLEASE STOP WITH THE POLITICS I WILL HAVE TO REPORT YOU IF YOU KEEP MAKING FRING...
a. obvious troll is obvious
b. when you get serious and dont have a response to what i said you just revert back to trolling
cringe
crystal shore
i will take that
maiden mesa
footage of a ballot (insert name of role here) literally throwing papers in the ...
please find me footage of that happening on a scale wide enough to influence an election
brave star
a. obvious troll is obvious
b. when you get serious and dont have a response to ...
bro i wasliterally trying to get banned on discord i wasnt signing up for a debate
crystal shore
what about this one pixel
rose thunder
please find me footage of that happening on a scale wide enough to influence an ...
I believe itās somewhere on fox?? donāt remember where it was exactly but it 100% is out there
maiden mesa
bro i wasliterally trying to get banned on discord i wasnt signing up for a deba...
but then you did start to debate me
crystal shore
@grim edge
maiden mesa
I believe itās somewhere on fox?? donāt remember where it was exactly but it 100...
the most trustworthy source, fox news LMAO
rose thunder
the most trustworthy source, fox news LMAO
yep lmao
brave star
but yes the election was questionable at best it deserves investigation not censorship[
maiden mesa
cnn and fox news are hardly even news sources they're just opinionated rambling
rose thunder
unbiased news source when
brave star
agree ALEX JONES INFOWARS IS WHERE ITS AT
maiden mesa
agree ALEX JONES INFOWARS IS WHERE ITS AT
god your inability to keep a character up is unbelievably cringe
rose thunder
this 100% is our current society
potent merlin
Offering to play chess in a chess server... You must be really bored
rose thunder
Offering to play chess in a chess server... You must be really bored
what did u expect him to do, post big black men??
brave star
the salem witch trials
speaking of witch trials TRUMP IS BEING TARGETED IN IDICTMENT WITCH TRIALS BECAUSE HE THREATENS THE MATRIX!
maiden mesa
its not talked about much but there's a lot of info on it
maiden mesa
speaking of witch trials TRUMP IS BEING TARGETED IN IDICTMENT WITCH TRIALS BECAU...
oh my god dude shut up it's getting annoying now
digital phoenix
salmon
brave star
oh my god dude shut up it's getting annoying now
play me at rapid chess if you win i shut up
or are you scared
rose thunder
oh my god dude shut up it's getting annoying now
just ignore him
no reason to get mad over another person doin whatever
brave star
Beat me at chess
upbeat viper
š
rose thunder
Beat me at chess
Iāll play u
coral quartz
Do you guys even chess?
digital phoenix
no
hard gyro
Do you guys even chess?
brisk ingot
What is Chess
coral quartz
I'm not watching that
coral quartz
guy just blundered mate
digital phoenix
hearty ocean
anyone over 1700 rapid wanna play
mossy comet
Oah my gah
crimson elk
i am a cheater loloolololo
Yoo i'm a cheater too
modest swan
I can't believe this was so many months ago
crimson elk
Imagine not being as good as meš
hasty iris
https://www.chess.com/member/dlaksjglkjasdl
bro came to this server just to get banned š
void sluice
and tha account is closed lol
hasty iris
why is that funny
glossy radish
he blocked me
fierce yarrow
can anyone please review one of my chess game
crimson elk
can anyone please review one of my chess game
Sure?
upbeat viper
yep yep
glossy radish
smh
digital phoenix
ok
green jungle
crimson elk
Any one good here at this game?
upbeat viper
nah
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
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Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1916 (peak)
Bullet: 1816 (peak)
digital phoenix
hoodie
crimson elk
guys t-shirt or hoodie?
Hoodie lol
digital phoenix
then whyd they let u back in
mystic stream
Hoodie lol
factual
crimson elk
we're not GMs
Are h good at puzzels?
mystic stream
Any one good here at this game?
bastoura is
mystic stream
bro bastoura got like 100 in puzzle rush
upbeat viper
bro bastoura got like 100 in puzzle rush
lol
mystic stream
hes cracked
digital phoenix
100 in 3min
mystic stream
is this supposed to be a test
winter ridge
Any one good here at this game?
No
crimson elk
is this supposed to be a test
Yes >:)
mystic stream
i think its na7 kb8 nc6 bxc6 qa4 fo real
mystic stream
Oo what abouy kd7?
then bxb7? i think
crimson elk
No u trap the queen
mystic stream
sending ur king to the middle of the board is wild
crimson elk
Yes but its better than getting checkmated in like 4 moves? xd
mystic stream
thats assuming ur opponent can find nc6 and stuff i guess
upbeat viper
just Rxf7 Kb8 Ba7+ Ka8 Bxf7#?
crimson elk
Yeah
mystic stream
just Rxf7 Kb8 Ba7+ Ka8 Bxf7#?
noo bruv theres a bishop on e5
crimson elk
just Rxf7 Kb8 Ba7+ Ka8 Bxf7#?
Wt?
mystic stream
also its rxc7
upbeat viper
oh true
crimson elk
No rxc7 doesn't work
mystic stream
bro switched from rxf7 to ba7 then to bxf7 lol
drowsy lodge
Hi
crimson elk
The only move knight a7 and knight c6
drowsy crane
Hello everyone
worn iceBOT
Name: Niadores Yoshina (batiloruvian)
Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 1202 (1214 peak)
Blitz: 751 (889 peak)
Bullet: 953 (974 peak)
mystic stream
sup
mossy comet
i remembered an app for learning norsk and its so good holy shit
drowsy lodge
i remembered an app for learning norsk and its so good holy shit
what is it
crimson elk
drowsy lodge
ok
digital phoenix
what the hell
mystic stream
Yoo can i play you? I wanna try some easy opponents š
no i am too easy
crimson elk
no i am too easy
Yeah it will take me like 25 moves
crimson elk
no i am too easy
But for real can i play you?
digital phoenix
trash
ancient saffron
I need someone to help me
I forgot to cancel my chess diamond free trial and it charged me 125 euro
do u guys think ill get a refund
restive storm
commentators of Magnus vs Prag will be Danya and Leko
Pragg better win
ancient saffron
or no bc thats like all my money in my account : (
upbeat viper
Pragg better win
eeeh let Magnus be happy
glossy radish
or no bc thats like all my money in my account : (
email support@chess.com maybe
ancient saffron
email support@chess.com maybe
Thank you!
ancient saffron
email support@chess.com maybe
do u think they will respond or na
glossy radish
do u think they will respond or na
yeah
restive storm
eeeh let Magnus be happy
It'll give him a reason to continue playing classical chess
upbeat viper
indeed contact support
grim edge
I cant afford that chess diamond yearly
Yeah itās not worth 100 dollars
ancient saffron
if i dont get a refund im gonna be so mad
surely they cant just ignore my request
grim edge
š
upbeat viper
they won't
grim edge
then get ready
fierce yarrow
hello can anyone review my game pls
ancient saffron
have u used support before or smth
upbeat viper
no idea if you can get a refund but they'll hopefully be comprehensive
I'm a mod
ik some support people
they are nice
:)
ancient saffron
I mean it says 30 day cashback guarantee for first time buyers
Could u put a word in for me if possible
upbeat viper
also the average response time is veeery low compared to some other companies
ancient saffron
chess name is plorcos
upbeat viper
Could u put a word in for me if possible
no wouldn't change anything
upbeat viper
š
tropic plaza
Why is 3hrs so long when im in school
hearty ocean
I can't believe this was so many months ago
what are you now
modest swan
what are you now
1700
ancient saffron
thats crazy
ancient saffron
@modest swan how did u get to 1700 did u study openings if so where
upbeat viper
Why is 3hrs so long when im in school
because you're not interested in the class you're having
hearty ocean
really good opening knowledge isnāt needed much until 2000
modest swan
<@548918160259022875> how did u get to 1700 did u study openings if so where
I study chess on youtube and honestly about openings I only studied like a small amount of them. I studied mainly the vienna and just a small bit of other openings and that's it
upbeat viper
really good opening knowledge isnāt needed much until 2000
factual
hearty ocean
especially how easy it is to get opening sweats out of their comfort zone if you have good positional understanding
ancient saffron
I study chess on youtube and honestly about openings I only studied like a small...
Damn yeah i watch a shit ton of chess youtube and i just play a lot and hit 1k yesterday, just was wondering what i needed to do to progress even further
fierce yarrow
did i do good
ancient saffron
I wanna be that one guy whos insane at chess at school
grim edge
umm
fierce yarrow
same
upbeat viper
Damn yeah i watch a shit ton of chess youtube and i just play a lot and hit 1k y...
try daniel naroditsly's speedrun
keep doing puzzles
hearty ocean
im second best in my school rn the top guy is an NM š
upbeat viper
and of course analyse your games when you lose
hearty ocean
and of course analyse your games when you lose
this ^
ancient saffron
do u all have chess like premium
fierce yarrow
no
hearty ocean
nah u dont need that
ancient saffron
so u have infinite game reviews
glossy radish
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hearty ocean
so u have infinite game reviews
self analysis is better than game review for genuine improvement
in my opinion
hearty ocean
nah
fierce yarrow
pls
ancient saffron
and try understand why
hearty ocean
what i usually recommend to ppl
is to go to parts in the game where u remember being confused or stuck
or parts where you think that you blundered
then turn off suggestion arrows and take good amount of time to try to find alternate options along with what u think would be the best move
modest swan
Wait you did that much to get to 1700?
hearty ocean
nah i just started doing that now
modest swan
Oh ok
hearty ocean
rn im like 1750
ancient saffron
cheers for the advice everyone, ima dip cya
hearty ocean
bro lemme 1v1 u @modest swan i wanna get a game in before i sleep
modest swan
I managed to reach 1700 once and I dropped all the way down to 1500 and some weeks ago I got back to 1700 and from then on I never played rated again
hearty ocean
cheers for the advice everyone, ima dip cya
cya bro
modest swan
bro lemme 1v1 u <@548918160259022875> i wanna get a game in before i sleep
alright
modest swan
cheers for the advice everyone, ima dip cya
cya
hearty ocean
we can do unrated
hearty ocean
sure
mossy comet
i am COOKIN
fierce yarrow
can anyone review my chess game
last verge
no
fierce yarrow
pls
fierce yarrow
can I
slender oasis
Played one of my best games just now, and iāve been up for nearly 33 hours now 
fierce yarrow
let me see
last verge
Yooo i want to challenge you (in rapid)
im bad at chess
fierce yarrow
how many brilliants
slender oasis
Check out this #chess game: TheOnlyRealCheese vs PMars - https://www.chess.com/live/game/86416105155
crimson elk
im bad at chess
Don't worry me too
slender oasis
how many brilliants
None seeable, but extremely clean game whilst being up for nearly 33 hours with no sleep
fierce yarrow
nice
last verge
Don't worry me too
im rated 202 in rapid
last verge
how many brilliants
crimson elk
im rated 202 in rapid
Bro you are literally a wfm
twin moon
Iām getting the club form for the chess club submitted tomorrow 
stuck kestrel
i am COOKIN
i cant even beat xstep bruh
grim edge
Mine is better
crimson elk
Can someone spot the tactic?
crimson elk
queen takes horse
Why?
crimson elk
Bishop defending the g6 square
stuck kestrel
im so dumb
stuck kestrel
take the bishop with rook
stuck kestrel
Take the bishop first...
yeah
mossy comet
stockfish took the king
feral hollow
I made a puzzle and it's BRUTAL
nf6
mystic stream
then kh8?
feral hollow
my caculation isnt the brightest