💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Man those lessons on chess.com are really good

Can't believe the guy fell for that

[boreal cosmos]

ye

[grim edge]

i learnt chess from my soviet grandfather

[tall yoke]

Free!!

[maiden mesa]

nice

[grim edge]

Yeah!

[obtuse citrus]

You’ll be fine, just try to enjoy your birthday

[maiden mesa]

I think that's a matter of perspective. Why isn't gaining rating in a game worth hundreds of dollars?

Many people enjoy self-improvement a lot, and coaches & equipment & travels in other hobbies such as skydiving, equestrianism, or tennis tend to be more expensive than chess coaches.

If you watch Barbie in an IMAX cinema, you'll pay a similar amount compared to a session with Markus. And if you pay extra Markus might also teach in pink!

[obtuse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-the-simpsons-dance-wiggle-gif-17689048

[astral forge]

chess.com when I try to use the feature I paid for

[tall yoke]

Wow god bless him for you

[crimson elk]

Bro what you are depressed because your birthday is after your ex birthday?

[maiden mesa]

whats ur account i wanna see the game lmao

[grim edge]

MG215

[obtuse citrus]

Sometimes it be like that

[grim edge]

Uhhh? Your point is?

[astral forge]

can anyone explain this

[nova verge]

Maybe taking it easy is best

[maiden mesa]

sometimes i get depressed cause i was looking forwards to a smoothie and forgot my wallet, anything can be the catalyst

[maiden mesa]

nothing just a copypasta

[tall yoke]

Chess app is fking bad it has bugs everywhere.

[obtuse citrus]

Ohh yeah painful… I know the feeling

[nova verge]

🐛🐛🐛

[obtuse citrus]

Just like damn… we were supposed to do that together

But you know it slowly fades away

[grim edge]

try to restart or smthing

[nova verge]

I know the feeling my ex’s is the 17th hated the whole day

[finite edge]

anyone wanna vc and play at low rating?

[grim edge]

Ay

[obtuse citrus]

I started playing chess bcs of her 💀

[nova verge]

🐝

[grim edge]

Now I connected ACC

[obtuse citrus]

She kept scholars mating me so I started learning how to play

[grim edge]

I wonder how would a game against Magnus Carlsen go with a noob like me

Would he show pity or gobble the game up?

[nova verge]

Gobble gobble turkey time

[tall yoke]

Your "ex" isn't related to your life anymore. Move on already ik it sounds hard but if your ex doesn't care you don't have to care neither

[astral forge]

got it to work on website but app it still doesn’t

[grim edge]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

good option

[obtuse citrus]

It takes time

[maiden mesa]

now you've got a cool hobby and could kick her ASS at chess, good job king 💪 you certainly got something of value out of the relationship no matter how it ended

[grim edge]

Is he in the server btw?

[maiden mesa]

no, lmao

[grim edge]

:::OOO

[obtuse citrus]

True

[grim edge]

very hard for black if he doesn't know theory

[maiden mesa]

i dont think any gms are in here tbh

[astral forge]

my 5 move win 100% accuracy im so good (opponent hung a piece and resigned)

[grim edge]

Who wants to play 1 game against the boy?

[astral forge]

2950 perf apparently

[grim edge]

Who is new

[grim edge]

Yapping a lot

[glossy radish]

hi

[maiden mesa]

good to know people hang pieces in rapid in the 2000s

[obtuse citrus]

Over time it gets better. Still stings tho

[grim edge]

Dont kill me too fast pls

[astral forge]

they played this entire game in one second and then resigned

they just played Nf6 g6 Bg7 O-O

[maiden mesa]

did they premove it? lmao

[finite edge]

anyone wanna play with a 467 rapid? and worse faster time controls? 🙂

[astral forge]

might as well have, this was 10+0 too

[maiden mesa]

sure one sec lemme make a link

[grim edge]

second

[finite edge]

nice ty ^^

[grim edge]

pixelated about to make him quit chess lmao

[maiden mesa]

https://play.chess.com/3xQxc

[upbeat viper]

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[grim edge]

Im in

[nova verge]

My phones at 69% lolll

[obtuse citrus]

True. I haven’t spoken to her or the friend group it was from since

[astral forge]

anyone want to play me my rating is 2

[finite edge]

i really wanted a vc partner to talk to also hehe

[grim edge]

I left after I saw you were not there

[obtuse citrus]

I think seeing her again just would be too painful

[upbeat viper]

[obtuse citrus]

Anywayssssss

[astral forge]

lmaooo

[upbeat viper]

il y a souvent du delai

[obtuse citrus]

Nah ending was just kind of ergghhh

[upbeat viper]

👌

good

[grim edge]

AYYY

[obtuse citrus]

First time I actually liked someone and it really sucked

[nova verge]

Beeeeeee

[upbeat viper]

oh you're not french

sadge

but without pieces

[restive storm]

Chess but you don't play chess

[upbeat viper]

ik ik

but people are not supposed to casually take a french brand as username

[obtuse citrus]

Yeah sucks

Do u still have to see them at like school or sum

[glossy radish]

dude my mom forgot me at school

[tall yoke]

Just try to enjoy your time and you'll forget it overtime if you still thinking about it you'll never get out of the loop.

[glossy radish]

im gonna cry

[obtuse citrus]

Well that’s good i guess

[upbeat viper]

wat

[glossy radish]

sadge

[obtuse citrus]

As I said it stings but it gets better

[glossy radish]

@grim edge hey kitty

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/thicc-bee-scene-bee-movie-gif-25823578

It stings

[upbeat viper]

how well did you sleep btw

[glossy radish]

slept three hours today

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

not bad ig

[upbeat viper]

3

bruh

sorry v

[glossy radish]

i couldnt sleep anyway

[obtuse citrus]

Yeah real

[upbeat viper]

lmao

who's the 300 you're playing

[glossy radish]

not your fault bast

[tall yoke]

Your already at a great progress bro no need to worry. Btw do you workout?

[obtuse citrus]

Lmfao

[upbeat viper]

ooh

[glossy radish]

wherws she :((

[upbeat viper]

it's @grim edge

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[nova verge]

Where***

[obtuse citrus]

It be like that

[tall yoke]

Ngl i thought you gonna type something funny wht the lmfao tho?

[glossy radish]

MY MUM LEFT ME

IGE BEENE WAITING FIFTY MINUTEW

nbm she just texted shes coming

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5lJo7ElLjY

[grim edge]

DANG YOU

[upbeat viper]

I wanna do it

[nova verge]

Is she safe to drive?

[upbeat viper]

[tall yoke]

I hung my life

[glossy radish]

she was robably lazy amh

[astral forge]

wanna play a game?

[nova verge]

Maybe took a nap?

[glossy radish]

no

i texted her. she said she was coming twenty minutes ago

[opaque apex]

my haircut is done

[tall yoke]

Keep joking bro i Don't have the energy for a real talk

[nova verge]

Is this the real like or is this just fantasy

**life

🎶🎶🎶

[astral forge]

anyone want to play some blitz?

i am rated 2

[dense finch]

@astral forge I won

[nova verge]

it’s 6:10 where I come from

[grim edge]

never ends well when someone asks that

[nova verge]

Now 6:11 pm

[astral forge]

were you the guy who challenged me in bullet?

[dense finch]

Yes

[grim edge]

my face reveal

[obtuse citrus]

00:11 😿

[viral epoch]

I bet it is

[grim edge]

i am a hot anime girl irl

(real)

[grim edge]

also hyd eli

[astral forge]

yes I forgot to play fast that last game until it was too late haha

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/toph-toph-smirk-gif-25091059

[astral forge]

but I won the first two games :/

[viral epoch]

Yes you are meow mjau

[tall yoke]

You'll regret it trust me

[viral epoch]

Kinda :3

I'm good thanks hru

[grim edge]

good i am feeling a bit :V

[grim edge]

my back hurts

[astral forge]

we can play peaceful chess the first person to make a capture has to wait 30 seconds after they do as a penalty

[nova verge]

@viral epoch nice to meet you I am Bailey

[grim edge]

whats the penalty

[tall yoke]

Yk how much weeps buy those pillows. They wouldn't if you were irl@grim edge

[astral forge]

30 second wait after the first capture

[grim edge]

i am supplier but the demands arent there

[astral forge]

3+0

[viral epoch]

Crack the bones into saw dust it'll make it easier for your spinal cord, it's only HOLDING you BACK 😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

IMMA SPIN LIKE A BEYBLADE

LET ITTTTTTTTT RIIIIIIIIIP

[astral forge]

id prefer 3+0

[viral epoch]

The WHEELS on the BUS go ROUND n ROUND 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

i prefer chess not torture

[grim edge]

round n round

round n round

[viral epoch]

[astral forge]

90+30 game but take a shot after every move

[tall yoke]

Al through the town

[viral epoch]

Yasso I am currently farming for Venti stuff

[grim edge]

pixel you up for ches drinking

[dense finch]

bullet and without thinking

[grim edge]

you genshining?

[viral epoch]

Artifacts, ascension level up material, etc.

[grim edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tall yoke]

Lmfao

[grim edge]

ye?

[astral forge]

chqllenge me again ill try to play fast

[grim edge]

He has taken more courses than me

[viral epoch]

Yes, gnesihn

[nova verge]

Nice bro! Have fun

[tall yoke]

122

[obtuse citrus]

I need to convince people at uni to play shot chess

[viral epoch]

Hi Bailey I am sleepy

[nova verge]

You should sleep then! If you want to

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

@grim edge GG

[grim edge]

if you want a build go for full elemental mastery on sands and goblet and crown

[placid oriole]

let me guess, Greenland?

[viral epoch]

[tall yoke]

Are you living in Texas?

[grim edge]

the issue is that youre never finding those

[placid oriole]

ew

[grim edge]

He did?

Nah I lost

My time ran out

[tall yoke]

Sometimes especially this years it's pretty hot

@grim edge death valley 💀

[grim edge]

[obtuse citrus]

7000 protein

[high oasis]

i have more crdmg on my scara

[grim edge]

a snack

[tall yoke]

Genshin empact💀 you say you don't workout ringt? No wonder why

[upbeat viper]

nice

[grim edge]

This against me?

NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[high oasis]

very nice!

[grim edge]

Wasnt allowed to chat

[high oasis]

ive been farming for artifacts for like 3 months and its all trash

never replicating my royalty pieces

[tall yoke]

Go touch grass

[glossy radish]

yayyyy

uhhhhhhh fly to school

[twin moon]

Hey guys

[tall yoke]

W

[hard pulsar]

😀👋

[compact mantle]

W’s all around

[hard pulsar]

Ge that sigma grind set

[twin moon]

Good, got my JROTC training clothes and shit

[compact mantle]

AND THE BOATS

[hard pulsar]

YESSIR😤😤

[grim edge]

What is bro’s pfp 💀

[tall yoke]

The BOATS

[grim edge]

That pfp ain’t it bro 💀

[twin moon]

A matching pfp, what’s up with you

[compact mantle]

I just got back from rd 4 from my tournament

[tall yoke]

That's another W

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

Cringe

[compact mantle]

I’m now 3/4

[grim edge]

Matching pfps are for weak men

[dense finch]

1777 vs 601 = 601 Win 😎
2051 vs 601 = 601 win

[twin moon]

Nah, I plan to go to college

[grim edge]

Especially anime matching pfps

[nova verge]

twinkle twinkle ✨ little star

[grim edge]

Sigma 600

[twin moon]

Says the guy with “certified sigma male” in his bio

[compact mantle]

It’s gonna be a race to get to 5/6 tho

It’ll be tough

[twin moon]

Yea I wouldn’t mind the marines if I had to, but it’s not my initial choice haha. I just wanted a good exercise class and get something more out of it

[grim edge]

Bro you watch anime about relationships

[tall yoke]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON.

[compact mantle]

I will

[twin moon]

Ok? You watch shows presumably about people swinging fictional swords and a green goblin who can’t speak proper English

[compact mantle]

I’m playing a 1696 FIDE tmmrw

[grim edge]

What is bro saying

[hard pulsar]

Nice drawing

[grim edge]

Bro said green goblin 💀

[twin moon]

You watch Star Wars, anyways what beef do you got with me?

[compact mantle]

I’ll try to play for a win with black

[nova verge]

That’s really nice !

[compact mantle]

Yes, I beat a 1775 FIDE today so that’s motivating

[grim edge]

Star Wars is for sigmas

[foggy isle]

woah

[compact mantle]

I aint got nun

[grim edge]

Star Wars has violence

[compact mantle]

This is my first fide rated tournament

[tall yoke]

I'm your father.

[compact mantle]

Exactly

[twin moon]

Bro having to remind yourself and others of being a sigma male is stupid. I’m a guy who just lives for improvement and that’s it

[compact mantle]

Well, my national rating lol

[grim edge]

Then change that pfp and man up

[compact mantle]

But I’m on a +2.23 W/We

So it’s fine

[glossy radish]

uhh there’s four pings and i don’t wanna reply to them all but thank you

[grim edge]

Strength

[tall yoke]

Trust me sigma lost its meaning then it was a gentleman.

[glossy radish]

i work on breathing

[grim edge]

Are you female?

[nova verge]

R u?

[grim edge]

No

[nova verge]

U positive?

[grim edge]

100%

[pearl nebula]

who wants to play

[glossy radish]

EWW IT’S A BRITISH

[tall yoke]

Check his pronounce

[glossy radish]

RUN

[nova verge]

Bro is not a bro. Bro is a SIS

[glossy radish]

chips 🍟

[hard pulsar]

Bri ish*

[tall yoke]

Mate stfu

[grim edge]

Bro learnt English in a Ohio 💀

[glossy radish]

mbmb

[pearl nebula]

lmaooooooooo

[grim edge]

No female has this bio

[hard pulsar]

No problem mate

[grim edge]

You can be ‘flexy’ and strong

[tall yoke]

@glossy radish why can't Americans play chess?

[grim edge]

hi chamt

[glossy radish]

then why do you have it

[grim edge]

am i on lsd cause my mind be looooin on itself, yooooooo

[glossy radish]

WHISMYYY

[finite edge]

anyone arround 400+ elo wanna play and vc? 😄

[grim edge]

v v v v v v

[twin moon]

Yep

[tall yoke]

By who?

[glossy radish]

them idiots

[twin moon]

Nah, I like making my partner happy

[grim edge]

guf ghh hh

[glossy radish]

whismyyyyyyyy

[twin moon]

I can enjoy being a man in my own ways

[grim edge]

shem guf

Btw, what does >= 2300 mean

[glossy radish]

whismy

[grim edge]

ve eeee ee. e e e e evvvv e eeee
vee

[tall yoke]

Who exactly?

[grim edge]

More than 2300 wins or what

[glossy radish]

whismyyyyyy

[grim edge]

vvvv vvvv v v v v v v v. v v v v v v v vv vv v v

[grim edge]

You can’t not be a man in other ways

v v v v v v v v v. v v v . im so tired rn holy sjot

[twin moon]

I think that’s since people can’t use the greater than or equal to sign, atleast in mobile

[glossy radish]

whismyyyy you’re one of my favourite here

[grim edge]

Bro you need to stand up for yourself, don’t let your partner control you. BE A MAN

[twin moon]

Well what do you supposedly do to be a “man”

[glossy radish]

i slept three hours for school todayyy

go rest a bit whismyyyyy

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/atla-avatar-aang-octopus-water-gif-16115341

[grim edge]

Does it mean that for example if someone there wins a lot, he gets an official title or?

[grim edge]

Because I’m not a female.

[glossy radish]

idk bru

[grim edge]

everythign is horrible and i wanma dieeeeee

[glossy radish]

uhh sure

[finite edge]

noone wanna play?

[twin moon]

I’m not letting her control me, I’m just being with her and doing couple things I suppose

[grim edge]

Don’t watch anime about relationships

[glossy radish]

me too. i’m here for you mi amor

[twin moon]

It’s almost our 1 year anniversary to, so why not

[grim edge]

they call me a hermeneutical form of light the way i carry infinity on the back of a photon

[twin moon]

I don’t watch many of them rn anyways, but I don’t mind them

[grim edge]

It’s a toll on your dignity to have that pfp

[tall yoke]

Some goofy what bro i couldn't read it

[grim edge]

It shows weakness.

[twin moon]

They are like any other drama you would see just animated

[twin moon]

Source?

[grim edge]

You said you weren’t though

if i could stay in my room for three weeks straight i would feel much bettter i thimk

[tall yoke]

Who deleted my message i didn't do something wrong

[hard pulsar]

They call me Tobacco cuz of the way people want to smoke w me💀💀💀

[twin moon]

Probably auto deleted by bot if you said specific words

[grim edge]

Nobody will fear the man an anime pfp in which the anime is about love

repub if u see infinity in a wildflower

You need show strength

[twin moon]

Nobody needs to fear me online or irl, it’s not like I’m going to fight every day 💀

[grim edge]

I just have nothing better to do right now

[twin moon]

Yea checks out

[tall yoke]

Ik bro, I'm just joking around

[tall yoke]

I'm a surgeon.

[grim edge]

i hamve a hundred billion dollors

[hard pulsar]

I am a surgeon doctor Han.

[grim edge]

Wouldn’t it be sick if the force was real

[twin moon]

Btw fasty, you can do whatever you want but I’m just curious, why do you have he/him in your roles when you are a girl?

[grim edge]

I wish I had the ability to force push people

[hard pulsar]

Welp it's time for me to go

Goodbye

[grim edge]

omg hi unity. i dont have the energy to be original rn bru

[twin moon]

Oh alr, checks out

[grim edge]

Force pulling people would be sick too

But force pushing people would be the best

this day is encroaching on infinity and at risk at looping back on itself

[twin moon]

I would only use the force to lift myself off a couch

[grim edge]

Force choke doesn’t seem as sigma as force push

wouldnt be shocked if time folded itself into a ring just to keep this hellish day going

[tall yoke]

@grim edge are you British by any chance?

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/toons-homer-the-simpsons-walking-in-circle-gif-7465560

[grim edge]

no it wont i hamve responsibilities

[twin moon]

Alr haha, no problem

[grim edge]

god i need to take a nap or else ill be useless

unity ill be back in 3.5 hrs or so

[last verge]

no way whismy

[grim edge]

duckkejjwuwuuuwuwuwueuruueuwuwiwiwuwiusudfn

[last verge]

whijmy

[grim edge]

tophat duck i recruited many peoples to my club today r u proud

[last verge]

yes

[tall yoke]

It's the worst to be a British. Also Australian

[grim edge]

yayyyyy

Why does Geert van der Velde look like John F kennedy

[last verge]

i got 30 globbles and theyre all stuck to my ceiling

[twin moon]

What are Texans then?

[tall yoke]

Atleast they can enjoy sunshine

[twin moon]

Nah I’m stupid thinking Portuguese was around the Netherlands area when there is a country called Portugal 💀

[twin moon]

I sure can, our entire bus was quiet the other day due to the heat

Appreciate it

It does sound like it’s in that area tho Ngl, I also thought for a while that Jamaica was in Africa

[tall yoke]

I will literally love to live in Texas

[glossy radish]

false

texans are just BLEHEHTHJFKWHRHRH

[twin moon]

It’s nice until you get heat stroke

[glossy radish]

kekw

[grim edge]

All that heat is not worth cheap housing

[twin moon]

Texan here, the f* you say to me 👋

[glossy radish]

BLEHEHEHEHEHEHHRHR

[twin moon]

Who said the housing here was cheap, it may not be like Canada but it isn’t cheap 💀

[glossy radish]

do NOT come here. it is hell

[grim edge]

Bro learnt geography in Ohio 💀

[glossy radish]

nooooo

[twin moon]

This was a while ago

[glossy radish]

count me in

[grim edge]

I thought the living costs were lower

[untold quail]

do yall ever just be winning completely and then just decide to loose

[grim edge]

I’ve seen websites

[twin moon]

Nah, I mean relative to expensive areas it’s cheap

[glossy radish]

unity i wanna do it

[grim edge]

No. You are alone on this.

[twin moon]

But lemme look up average costs

[grim edge]

Nobody decides to lose

Unity is texan

[untold quail]

decide to loose wasn't meant as actually choosing to loose

[grim edge]

And it makes sense

[dense finch]

What?

[twin moon]

Yea me Unity duchess Texan ranger

[mossy comet]

im cooking

[grim edge]

I know, I was just pedantic

[grim edge]

kekw is a laughing emote

[grim edge]

Bro hasn’t beat sonic wave 💀

[glossy radish]

smh u silly

[mossy comet]

brother i make levels stfu

[dense finch]

Minutes

[grim edge]

Bro can’t even beat sonic wave, GD player in Ohio lmao 💀

[mossy comet]

i was absolutely cooking

I MAKE LEVELS NOT BEAT THEM

[grim edge]

The name KEKW first arose during World of Warcraft. When a horde player types "LOL", an alliance player then reads it in the "KEK" chat. The "W" addition comes from the most used facial expression on Twitch, which is a W.

[mossy comet]

YOU PROBABLY HAVENT BEAT THE NIGHTMARE

[tall yoke]

@twin moon there's nothing better then grilling in a hot day.

[twin moon]

Btw, “The average Texas home value is $301,763”

[mossy comet]

GO TRASH TALK ON ME WITH YOUR HARDEST DEMON BEING THE LIGHTNING ROAD

[grim edge]

God, I love Ohio memes

[grim edge]

Talk to me when you have beaten sonic wave

[mossy comet]

oh you will love this level then

[grim edge]

Why is it cute

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-classic-sonic-sonic-origins-sonic-origins-animations-gif-25528432

[twin moon]

Eh, I like the cold better just because I’m not a mess in the afternoon

What currency do you use?

[grim edge]

Oh okay have a nice night :)

The sun increases testosterone so I love hot sunny days

[twin moon]

I can convert it

[mossy comet]

@grim edge go play this level if you like ohio then

[nova verge]

I love skiing

[mossy comet]

oh wait i forgot

[twin moon]

Yea

[mossy comet]

its XL, your attention span cant handle it

Ok.

[grim edge]

That’s pretty good

[nova verge]

It’s a lot of fun!

[grim edge]

I’ve seen houses in my area that are usually 500k

[tall yoke]

Average texan

[mossy comet]

hate on me all you want i will still be cooking up tasty levels

[twin moon]

341,185.49 euros

[desert jungle]

yo

[grim edge]

Ah okay

Being a virgin is good

[twin moon]

Idk why I did that considering they are similar exchange rates, but now you know lmao

[untold quail]

hold up

[desert jungle]

No

[grim edge]

Waiting for marriage

[mossy comet]

i may get no bitches but at least i work out 🗣️

[glossy radish]

i wanna draw

[grim edge]

Religion

Yea

[tall yoke]

Idk about you guys, but it's 2am, I gotta sleep see ya guys. Good night

[grim edge]

Good for you, but I actually follow the rules of my religion

[nova verge]

Night!

[grim edge]

Of course I’ve read the Quran

[fading spruce]

Bro why are you still going? It has been 2 hours

[grim edge]

Not cover to cover though

[grim edge]

Bro I left then came back

[fading spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[twin moon]

Southern Baptist basically has no rules other than follow god

[mossy comet]

you should love yourself.. NOW!

[fading spruce]

Pretty sure they are strict

[grim edge]

@mossy comet Add deco later

[mossy comet]

ok

[twin moon]

Nah we definitely are not

I would know because I am one

[fading spruce]

I have always been told Southern Baptists are very strict

[grim edge]

Same for us

[mossy comet]

im gameplay master but my deco weak asf

[grim edge]

But we believe God has given us rules to follow

And guidance

[nova verge]

???

[glossy radish]

i hate digital art

[lyric bane]

I played against someone and he had 97 accuracy

[grim edge]

You just made an airball

[twin moon]

Don’t you guys have Ramadan or whatever it’s called?

[grim edge]

No

[lyric bane]

I checked all his other games and when he wins he only gets 95+ accuracy

[nova verge]

No not even close.

[grim edge]

Yea

[lyric bane]

Mad sus

[twin moon]

Yea, so you do have rules

Relatively

[grim edge]

Yea but we are following God

[twin moon]

Ofc, most religions do that

[grim edge]

Because we believe God gave us those rules to follow

[mossy comet]

osaka did some shenanigans

[fading spruce]

That’s because it is a necessity in Czech Republic

[grim edge]

Not in the west no.

[twin moon]

Although the one religion I will never understand is Confusicism

[fading spruce]

That is not a religion

It is more of a philosophy

[twin moon]

Ah got it

[fading spruce]

That Chinese people follow

[grim edge]

Not all the time. There are specific laws in the Quran for when lashing takes place

[twin moon]

Well that explains that

[fading spruce]

Chinese people are more so Mahayana Buddhists

But officially they are all atheists because of the CCP

[grim edge]

Those who accuse others of adultery but have insufficient evidence (less than 4 witnesses)

i can confirm that

80 lashes each

[inner hearth]

how poopie myself

[grim edge]

bc i am pt

Yea

I’m cool with that though

Yea

[fading spruce]

I love religious arguments by just joined

[grim edge]

Do you drink alcohol @grim edge

Yea you don’t follow the laws of Islam. Why do you continue to call yourself a Muslim?

[grim edge]

és do norte?

[grim edge]

Do you get 13 year old vibes

[fading spruce]

In Jordan Oman and UAE they are allowed to drink alcohol

[grim edge]

the chain will take over

[grim edge]

They also have expats who come and want to drink

The religion still says no alcohol

[fading spruce]

They have expats everywhere 💀

[grim edge]

Bro what thing 💀

[nova verge]

I drink capri suns

[grim edge]

My queen stands in the crossfire 🗿 UNSCATHED 🔥🥶

[grim edge]

Perhaps, but they’ve decided to allow them to drink

In the middle of the battlefield W queen

That doesn’t refute what I’ve said through

[mossy comet]

python

[twin moon]

Pardon?

[mossy comet]

whats your hardest if you keep hatin on me because i havent beat sonic wave

whats your hardest. dont lie

[grim edge]

Huh?

[fading spruce]

@grim edge what country are you from?

[grim edge]

Sonic Wave Rebirth

[twin moon]

Nothing haha, apologies

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/inflatable-tube-man-air-dancer-wind-balloon-air-puppet-gif-24875468

[mossy comet]

and my hardest is simple walk

[grim edge]

Okies

[grim edge]

US, Ohio

musica de molchat doma pq?

[fading spruce]

Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

[mossy comet]

[grim edge]

If you’re a Muslim of course

[nova verge]

That makes so much sense ugh that state

[mossy comet]

Wiggly wiggly boingy funny wavy pipe air inflation gentleman

[grim edge]

god created the world and everything in it, but bidoof created god

The Quran is guidance

assim do nd como? tu q foste ver a bio lol

[fading spruce]

How do you claim to be Muslim when you know nothing about Islam 💀

[grim edge]

If you don’t follow the guidance and worship God, you do go to hell. Unless you’ve died as a child or haven’t heard about Islam.

bora um jogo de xadrez?

lol

chat is breaking all the rules rn skull

[fading spruce]

How were you born a Muslim

[grim edge]

english only chat

[glossy radish]

smh

[grim edge]

??

[fading spruce]

It’s not something you are born with, it is religion not ethnicity

[warm zodiac]

It's been a chaotic, rule breaking kind of day apparently

[mossy comet]

can you rat level

[upbeat viper]

keep it in english

and don't start a religious topic

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[fading spruce]

They have been talking about this for like an hour

[mossy comet]

bast pleas rate my leval

[grim edge]

baster

[grim edge]

Stop basting

[upbeat viper]

I'm not a GD player

[grim edge]

5/10 nice layout

[grim edge]

boring

[fading spruce]

@grim edge Grob?

[mossy comet]

is it good tho

[warm zodiac]

tfw your opponent is desperately trying to prevent your pawn promotion

[grim edge]

Lets go grobber

[grim edge]

go to gd server nerd

[fading spruce]

it’s Grobbing time

[mossy comet]

shur up man

[mossy comet]

i identify as a problem

[warm zodiac]

It didn't even stop there XD

[untold quail]

aw man i wanted fabiano to beat prag

[grim edge]

Pinging random people until someone replies
@grim edge

[grim edge]

Speaking of which what are we going to do about the grob tourney

[untold quail]

prag low key cracked

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

Everyone did

[fading spruce]

Idk I am pretty tired today

[grim edge]

I guess hes always the favorite

[little elm]

what

[fading spruce]

We can figure that out tomorrow

[grim edge]

Lets grob

[fading spruce]

I’m sleepy

[untold quail]

i wonder when these kids decide to dedicate everything to chess

[grim edge]

Lets grob tomorrow i guess

[grim edge]

When they're 5

[mossy comet]

i want lasaga jon

[little elm]

only one way to find out

[untold quail]

magnus ong just gonna resign against prag

[mossy comet]

osaka does shenanigans

[proven thunder]

nawhhh

[warm zodiac]

Taht's just a random person

[nova verge]

Not a good move

[proven thunder]

[little elm]

why can you even ping server mod

[nova verge]

Does no one care about consequences anymore

Good luck 🍀

[grim edge]

I almost played all my games 80+ today why is chess tiring

[warm zodiac]

Server mod makes sense in case people need to get ahold of someone. But server admins usually not, especially here where it's mostly a work thing for them.

[proven thunder]

GM really be at 1800

[little elm]

then ping an active mod

not every single moderator

[grim edge]

agender, why?

[nova verge]

Okay then break a leg!

[grim edge]

@grim edge I played otb today

Since I'm in a club now

Club friendly otb

[little elm]

blitz?

[grim edge]

Tournament soon tho

[proven thunder]

it’s impossible to not die

[nova verge]

Did your parents tell you that?

[little elm]

otb 3+2 is the most fun thing

[nova verge]

Unless that person dies

[little elm]

very easy to get titled scalps in otb blitz

i played an FM who hung a queen once

[grim edge]

I didn't know anything and placed second place I only lost 1 game and that was against kings indian I lack experience against big time

?

Huh

... im agender

that's it

[ashen wave]

Does anyone want to play with me!?

[grim edge]

Can someone hug me

[grim edge]

🫂

I can't take the loose from @grim edge

🗿

[little elm]

is 76 a lot of players

[grim edge]

??

Ur Mr00000 alt aren't you?

[nova verge]

I need to get my eye-lashes done

But that shit expensive $$$

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-21258268

[little elm]

most one day events i go to have over 150

[grim edge]

not about my gender, abt smthg else completely

[grim edge]

Who

[hearty glacier]

was sacrificing the rook her for KnG5 bad ?

[little elm]

big city

[grim edge]

@grim edge was I at least a good noob?

[little elm]

london

close enough

[grim edge]

Manhattan

@grim edge asking you should i play LONDON or D4 C4 in otb?

Was I good for a newb?

.. yeah?? also you have issue with that but not with mirror pronouns

[little elm]

and no I dont play the london

[grim edge]

Just pick one

[grim edge]

Dawg u said u was gonna play the catalan

Pick an opening dummy

why every 5 seconds im in this chat like four people question me

[little elm]

no one can play against Vienna otb

[nova verge]

I do!

[grim edge]

I am from Bulgaria btw

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

not related??? if you use he/him you call me a he/him that's simple

[little elm]

i had titled players take the pawn on f4

[grim edge]

It's way to complicated I can't master it in my short time

Way too*

if you use he/him you call me he/him

do you use he?

[grim edge]

Dawg

Wdym you cant master it

[rose thunder]

white boy (me) plays bass

[grim edge]

not what i asked, kinda weird you just told me abt your genitalia without me asking

[rose thunder]

metabolism

[grim edge]

@grim edge you playing on another tourney??

Show us you unity

Lets see how buff you are

[grim edge]

I don't know how to play it aswell as the London and D4 C4 it's very very complicated I'm still learning it it's so complicated I doubt I'll even understand it well by the end of the year

[rose thunder]

14

[grim edge]

Then shut up

bruh why are people asking me abt my genitalia, genuinely weirdos

[upbeat viper]

@still pilot stop asking people

and don't start a gender talk smh

[rose thunder]

5’8

[grim edge]

Irs alright

[little elm]

if the london is complicated what is not complicated

[rose thunder]

this is why I don’t play the gender game

[grim edge]

Ugghh just play about anything

[grim edge]

i was just talking abt how great bidoof is and these ppl started saying shit lmao

Play tennison gambit

[little elm]

play anything, most people dont know theory

[grim edge]

why do you wanna know what's in my pants so bad?

[upbeat viper]

bidoof pokemon god

[grim edge]

The London is not complicated tho? I'm talking about Catalan

[grim edge]

precisely

[upbeat viper]

Arceus < bidoof

[grim edge]

I am sure an IM at ur tourney will fall pray to your nonsense

[warm zodiac]

Bongcloud is the best opening. If hikaru plays it, it must be good, right?

[grim edge]

@grim edge are you a IM, CM or GM by any chance

[grim edge]

Do u remember that old golden bidoof animation thing

What's that

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

no

[warm zodiac]

If your opponent is a good player, they'll respond with a double bongcloud

[grim edge]

Ill send it to you later

[grim edge]

I'll say yes or no when I have a definitive answer 🗿

[little elm]

anyone can get nm these days

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro

[grim edge]

Do we have any masters here?

[upbeat viper]

:')

[grim edge]

You

I am newb

[grim edge]

10/10

You’re the master

[twin moon]

Man i forgot about this

[grim edge]

It's way too expensive to get any title these days

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

What is moons server

[upbeat viper]

respect the rules

[twin moon]

[brisk ingot]

Does anyone here play chess?

[grim edge]

Found it

[grim edge]

Wdym, you just play chess?

[grim edge]

I remember listening to this three years ago it was amazing

[little elm]

i play chess a bit, not very good tho

[grim edge]

What is the expensive part

[nova verge]

How old r u?

[grim edge]

Hold your knights

[upbeat viper]

[undone bridge]

@grim edge wanna play 0:10+1?

[twin moon]

Aren’t they in the 0.01% or smth like that? I wanna try to get the Nm title someday although I’m not sure

[brisk ingot]

Obviously. I could tell by your 2600 bullet rating.

[undone bridge]

Oof

[grim edge]

Cost of entering a tournament and if your not nerby the expensive part is the travel and the hotel part

[undone bridge]

Touchpad 😭

[grim edge]

LOL

Lmao it probably is

Happy early birthday

[nova verge]

Makes sense

[little elm]

how expensive are tournaments generally

[twin moon]

One I’m signing up for rn is 20 dollars, last one was 38 dollars

[grim edge]

In my country we call Knights - Horses, Bishops - Officers, Rook - Top, king - Tzar, Queen - Tzaritza

backk

[little elm]

weekender usually not more than 40

[grim edge]

Ay

[brisk ingot]

Should you really be thinking about tournaments with such a rating

[little elm]

one day usually 30, blitz about 15

[hot hazel]

I'm playing tournaments every month

[grim edge]

Hi Mr Uni

[hot hazel]

But I live in the US so

[twin moon]

In my country we call knights- knights, bishops- bishops, rooks - rooks, kings- kings, queens- Queens

[grim edge]

OwO

[hot hazel]

And I live in Virginia

[twin moon]

Dang it he beat me to it lmao

[little elm]

everyone above about 2200 calls knights horses as an inside joke

[grim edge]

I mean it is a horse, it doesn't look like a knight

[grim edge]

I live in a small town in Sweden I don't get that chance sadly

[twin moon]

I was halfway through when you sent it so I figured why not keep typing

[grim edge]

:3

[hot hazel]

Rip

[twin moon]

Proud state of Texas

[grim edge]

Horsie>

[twin moon]

…

[hot hazel]

How many tournaments you got

[little elm]

ig tournaments depend a lot on where you live

[twin moon]

M8 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

[dusty pagoda]

in my country knights-horses -bishop-elephant -rook -castle -king - king -queen -minister

[little elm]

like I could play an event every weekend if I really wanted to

[twin moon]

A few, not enough for my tastes

Dang 🥲

[hot hazel]

Rip

[little elm]

impossible to win anything though

[twin moon]

Where does the rating rolls cap out? 2100-2199?

[hot hazel]

Kindergarten

[hot hazel]

They don't I think

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[twin moon]

I mean on this server, I know there isn’t a 3000 rating role 💀

2400+?

[nova verge]

The 1 more like the 0

[brisk ingot]

If only I didnt blunder my queen to a knight id be happier in life. Wait we are talking about chess right?

[twin moon]

Well magnus carlsen is here then

[nova verge]

That’s a song

[twin moon]

A person

[grim edge]

i am a person too

[little elm]

surprised naka isnt here

[nova verge]

Say my name say my name

[twin moon]

Also if we are gonna put songs up here

[brisk ingot]

Ajax

[twin moon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6zJMbRSLd8

[nova verge]

Ain’t no one want to be your coach

[hot hazel]

So many magnus simps here

[brisk ingot]

Captain Ajax?

[grim edge]

[twin moon]

Yea I know, there are some really low leveled players who asked before, and I don’t wanna bother

[little elm]

1600 as a coach

[shy zinc]

Anyone else's starting school soon

[twin moon]

I know a majority wouldn’t consider it, but there are a few idiots 💀

[proven thunder]

found a ripoff of starbucks

[hot hazel]

Bro I'm 2000 and still would only coach for free

[twin moon]

Unity be quiet lmao

[proven thunder]

said they also have planetcoins

[twin moon]

I didn’t say I was coaching anyone in the first place 💀

[little elm]

sometimes i get job offers

[twin moon]

Unity is chill

[little elm]

rarely tho

[proven thunder]

who is unity

[hot hazel]

Yo wanna get a job working for my elo

[proven thunder]

jk jk

[hot hazel]

Sorry I won't learn much from stockfish

[little elm]

i was asked to work for an otb 1300 once

they needed someone good at chess for a chess club

[proven thunder]

how did you know…

[twin moon]

I’m actually starting a chess club at my school this year

A school I used to go to gave me several chess sets since they just don’t do chess club anymore

Same to you buddy 👍

15

[little elm]

my school’s chess club is a bit of a joke tbh

they had a GM who used to coach

now people just use it for bug

[hot hazel]

Smart choice I hear they are winning a few things

[twin moon]

I could never support them

Trans people themselves are fine, but just the unfair advantage from testosterone takes chances away from female athletes, but I am a guy

Then I’m transphobic

Sure, cancel me on a chess server 💀

Alr go ahead

[warm zodiac]

Just remember, trans people have been allowed to compete in the olympics since 2004 and only one trans athlete has won a medal.

[twin moon]

Send that to me in DMs lmao

[inland arrow]

Lets talk fr a partner or money?

[weary umbra]

So today, I was very exhausted and I didn't even know when I slept but later around 5 in the morning, I woke up and all the lights were out and so I didn't know remember in which room I was sleeping and in fact I was considering this part as a part of my dream.

Then I started waking slowly here and there being aware of the unknown obstacles/ furniture in this case lol
And then I was about to reach a switch and I was shocked to see the room

[inland arrow]

I belive women come and go but money is with you till you die

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/journey-dont-stop-believing-rock-rocking-rocking-out-gif-9157582

[warm zodiac]

Nah, way too busy for that shit

[brisk ingot]

Anyone here between 1100-1500?

[warm zodiac]

I am

[brisk ingot]

Can I add you guys

Cool

[twin moon]

thank you

[brisk ingot]

Not cool

[vestal kestrel]

mr bean bruh

[brisk ingot]

😂

[twin moon]

Yea I’m talking from an ethical standpoint

[brisk ingot]

You guys can add me

Same name as here

[twin moon]

I wouldn’t wanna take away the opportunities of competing females just to make a few bucks or support modern social values that are still up to debate

No thanks

[brisk ingot]

Ok no one add me

[nova verge]

Me too!!!

[twin moon]

Eh, I’m speaking as a person, not from a man standpoint

[brisk ingot]

Why does it matter

[nova verge]

If we just ignore it it’ll go away 🤣🤣🤣

Poof

[twin moon]

Apologies

[brisk ingot]

Why do people wanna know everyone's personal info lol

[twin moon]

Why didn’t I get banned?

I was talking about gender stuff aswell

[nova verge]

Cuz you were not harassing

[twin moon]

Oh alr

[wild steppe]

Hi

[twin moon]

Hello forfeit

[dreamy sluice]

bird opening????

[nova verge]

But be careful on gender stuff just better to stay out

[ashen wave]

Is there anyone who wants to play

[twin moon]

Fair enough, thanks for the warning

[brisk ingot]

Depends on your rating bro

[nova verge]

No problem!

[grim edge]

jello chat

[dreamy sluice]

and french

[nova verge]

Heyo!!

[twin moon]

Yep, got me from 800- 1600s far and I know it will take me even farther. I also play the chigorin

[vale timber]

anyone know how to delete a chess.com account

[dreamy sluice]

Here is a tip for you: f4 e5 fxe5 d6 exd6 Bxd6 Nc3, this setup will win you a lot more games

[twin moon]

You can’t

[twin moon]

Hahaha, nice joke

[brisk ingot]

Lol

[dreamy sluice]

but then black will sacrifice material to save the game from defeat

[twin moon]

It’s not holding on, it’s M

After Nc3 Qh4+, g3, Bxg3,

[dreamy sluice]

for white

[twin moon]

Oh wait right, you still lose the rook tho

[dreamy sluice]

white has mate in 2

[twin moon]

Hm, I’ll look into analysis

Gimme a moment

[dreamy sluice]

Bxf7+!! Kxf7 Ng6# (this is how you mate in 2 with white)

[twin moon]

Ha wait no

Cause it’s check after Bg3, I forgot

[split gorge]

my greatest chess achievement (2300 got it wrong and i idnt) 😤

[nova verge]

stop

[split gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[dreamy sluice]

This is the stunning and beautiful checkmate, black can't move the king anywhere, Bxf7+ Kxf7 Ng6#

[slow knot]

hi

guys hello

DO NOT SKULL EMOJI ME

[split gorge]

shutup summer ur not funny smhhhhhhhhhh

[slow knot]

i didnt try to be funny ):

[restive storm]

Sorry I saw the pfp

[split gorge]

stop adding a "w" to your normal messages you femboy grahhhh

[slow knot]

yeah im matching with my bf

[split gorge]

it was a joke you IDJIT

[slow knot]

Not to me...

[nova verge]

Baby talk got it

[restive storm]

ok

[slow knot]

I'm offended, Please take it back.

[split gorge]

no :D

[slow knot]

Oh my gosh, I'm so mad right now.

[dreamy sluice]

bwunder ratio

[split gorge]

stop adding w's to normal words you FEMBOY GRAGH

[twin moon]

Again, it’s M3 after Nc3

[grim edge]

damn unity's playing u guys like fiddles lol

[split gorge]

wait that's unity?

[slow knot]

I am not a "Fiddle."

[twin moon]

You literally can’t stop mate In the from’s gambit if you don’t play Nf3

[slow knot]

You're gravely mistaken, My friend.

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fiddle-timber-gif-26006637

[split gorge]

yes u are kid smh

[slow knot]

Wow.

Dad?

[split gorge]

god i just clicked on ur pfp and got flashbanged holy

[twin moon]

@grim edge apologies but tell him you can’t play Nc3 after Bxd6 in the from’s gambit

[slow knot]

Haha.

is my pfp that bad 😭

[nova verge]

I think it’s cute

[twin moon]

Nah it’s the theme

[restive storm]

It's why I skull emoji reacted💀

[slow knot]

oh

[twin moon]

It’s so bright compared to the dark discord theme

[grim edge]

Yes, but the main problem is, change ur theme

[dreamy sluice]

yes, it is mate in 3 for white

[twin moon]

It’s fine, just bright regardless

[restive storm]

But to be honest I skull react a lot of stuff
Zax can confirm

[slow knot]

well ur a 2200 so im sorry i cant listen to you /j /nsrs

As a 9000!1!1!!!

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/k-on-anime-girl-senpai-chan-uwu-notice-me-senpai-gif-25871123

[restive storm]

True

[twin moon]

I promise you it’s not M3 for white 💀

[slow knot]

idk what to, im tryna make my pfp and banner and stuff match

[dreamy sluice]

here is the checkmating position

[restive storm]

Yeah

[slow knot]

do u think pfp color being more pink would work

[nova verge]

YESSSSSSS

[grim edge]

Stfu uwu

[split gorge]

who gave birth to this... thing

[restive storm]

no u-words

[slow knot]

you

[grim edge]

Daddy

[split gorge]

timmy?

this.. this isn't how i raised you

[slow knot]

OMG THATS WAY BETTER

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/best-dad-dad-bluey-kids-happy-gif-16183099

[brisk ingot]

This is like the most toxic I've seen chess people get. Y'all are bad at it

[slow knot]

im sorry dad.

[split gorge]

you've dissapointed me for the last time.

[grim edge]

oh god it gets worse. so much worse

[split gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-crusader-door-enter-gif-17792300

[slow knot]

NO DAD PLEASE

[grim edge]

Sus

[split gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/belt-time-gif-25127838

[dreamy sluice]

look its mate in 3 for white

[sacred matrix]

Hi what haven I got into- ...

[nova verge]

The best chat ever!