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and lose 215 elo
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screw sigma
Im going omega
...
That is a big C
happy birChday
How do you play unrankedš
My birthday 1/13
1st Decemburary?
Some horses can never be tamed
Ok i here peple talking about it for some reason
or 13th Jaunary
hey guys
okay
Mines jan 31st
can anyone check and anyalyse my game since i use the free game
mine is on 9/11
mine is on 37.859st of iggooflabawabalabageedoo
My friend Sam has that same birthday
Dope
It is !
i am not joking abt that one
My friend Jacob has the same birthday
nice
It is !
Sussy moment
I think i might need to show my id before the mods think I'm trolling
I rlly want to ping mods
Then ping them
wooahhh buddy i don't wanna be that guy but COUGH <@&745328830649991179> COUGH
Donāt show your cards JUST DO IT
<@&745328830649991179> referring 9/11 to the terrorist attacks
911 is how we call the cops in America
whoops didnt mean to ping pain specifically
no what thats like mentioning "my father is german" and then someone making a auschwitz joke COUGH @grim edge COUGH
Wtf is happening in here today
oh well
My bad guys 
WE ALL KNOW BOTH OF U AINT SORRY
Iāll delete it 
(i wouldn't be either lol)
hell yes i am
hey
not talkin about u bbg u dont have anything to be sorry for
Who wants to play?
"Not evey story has a stranger, but every stranger has a story."
Lmao philosophy is much more than some quotes
Itās about killing furries actually 
Not surprised considering your username
Itās quite blatant isnāt it
indeed good sir
Verily
Philosophy is literally just ur opinion on life
Ever heard of allegory of the cave by Plato?
As a stoic I agree
I prefer focus
better have one perfect thing than multiple decent things
And if u get infected, u walk like furry act like a furry talk like a furry have to infect other players in weird ways that children shouldnāt know
I donāt play video games but stuff like that only fuels my reason
Broās built to survive a car accident
i like that
School is actually fun tbh it gives me something to do
hey there
Usually Iām just reading or working out
can anyone help me analyse a game
i didnt watch gothamchess that long
I like to throw my white sticky substance at girls
since my daily limit is uded
How to be grandmaster
2500 elo, right?
I like the math classes and stuff like physicis
only fun part about school is science and that's IF you have a teacher like mine, i said what i said
I had the same issue cause I wasnāt in a class with people my grade
i love how people arent talking about chess at all in this chat
ik there's a chess talk channel

Sadly not a couple of my friends are
I have an a+ average but my friends got a++ I envy them
Itās because of the advanced placement classes
I have a few but I didnāt do as well in them only got as or b+
Ig but I feel like I could do more
@grim edge hey there, do you have any game review left? if so can you help me? i just finished my daily limit but had the best game of my life
why is the role icon for admin low quality kinda
I was kinda mad at the math teachers tbh I got a a+ average in the class and they still wonāt put my in the ap for it but they put my friend in it who had a b average
Sounds like favoritism
Might just come back and take their job fr
Nothings fair in this world lol itās a free for all
I wouldnāt want a teacher job lol they donāt pay good at all
I can review
10 minutes left
dm?
Sure
Yo StoicBozo. You from the lilo and stitch generation? @hidden cedar
Is anyone playing?
c6 or dxe4 after e4 d5 Nc3?
im highest rated in chat
OFFICIALLY 18!!!
d4 bruh
omg duck
LETS GOOOO
Yo
bro is grown š
Can anybody help me?
begone
:3
are you sure š
e4 d5 Nc3 d4 Nce2 e5 is at the very least equal for black

When I open up chess on my pc and go to bots their colors are inverted. Why is this and how to fix this?
somebody ping me im bored š
istg no one takes the pawn anymore ive had enough
my alt account has a higher rapid than your peak
Fake account
Anyone help me?
skill issue
Provisional goof
@last verge you got to 2100 bullet
Played a rapid game
Won
2200+ rapid
Bro dancing or fighting�
i think dancing
lil babys lost it i cant tell
So its a dance fight then.
meow
Good. How you?
oddly familiar places
Why won't it let me play chess?
It just disconnected me and won't let me load bak on and my internet is fine
I was winning too
nvm I'm good now
Thats good to hear. Happy b-day!
Enjoy it 18 goes by very fast
now youre 1 year closer to doing taxes!
those arent mine
ik but they still look ai generated lol
i just saw some minecraft images to remind you youre alone when you play
dude, you're a liminal space ?
www
cead dhat
ror feal
Ur like 2 months late
Where do I send my brilliant moves? Is there like a channel or smth
Brilliants are cringe
ses what? š
gotham if he wasnt mid
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what's represents your pfp ?
i mean, is this a logo or smh like that
could you be astolfo ?
oh ok ok
duh, astolfo isnt for weeb
.
understadable, lets burn these anime stuffs
Thanks a lot dude.
Noted!
Meh
wait, where is your pfp from ?
You an anime hater?
i rate 980 why does it say <500
Yo guys
okā¦thats what i thoughtš¤Ø
dw im often ironic
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
oppps
my birthday aint until November lol
Thanks a lot 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
omg same which day ? :)
3rd
oh ok
It was a wrong person message
Thanks a lot, Bailey 
not me, we're completely different
noted
Have so much fun!!!
Will do ā¤ļø
kay
where are you from in africa ?
nigeria
ah ok so you dont speak french
Sheesh, nice
we learn french in school tho
oh really ?
So i know a little
c'est bien je pensais pas que la langue était enseignée là bas
yes ?
Nothing.
tant mieux :)
english only here
maintenant tu sais
So many pings š
you're famous so
Goodnight guys
good night
No sleep for me š¤
imagine sleeping
Sleeping is for the weak
fr
I love to dream! Especially when I can control them
lmao i blundered my opponent didnt take i mated him he cursed me in the chat
When you finish your game first and so you get bored
No but i Unironically can't sleep cuz my Institute is bombarding us with papers
if its only papers its ok
damn i forgot my non-perm condition
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Ok now imma go I pulling my 3rd all nighter in a week
š no solution left, where is my gun
people really still fall for the fried liver
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omg free bishop
amazing
Loggers
one day it wont happen anymore... this day will be dark for you
around top 1 why ?
That a threat or promise ??
š¤£š¤£š¤£
a promise, i cant legally threat him here
Damn
that's the point š š
huh
im strong at this š¤
I suck at Chess. I get 10+ Blunders each game. ._.
it'll work
No, that's really bad for me.
true... but there is always hope š
until you're dead, and it can happens very soon
anyways
yes haha atla yes yes i see š°
I'm getting a chess book tomorrow. I hope that will help me a lot.
wanna play a chess party ?
It's the only opening I know how to play...for now. XP
huh i created my account like 3 days ago i still didnt played online lol
Thx for trying to cheer me up.
i created a link i think its good
ok
average Roblox kid
roblox is great wdym
another average roblox kid
im joking mad
ur a hater 

Iāll have u know that my dad owns chess and heāll ban u
0:10 | 1 š
noooo
i just played a terrible game but it was good enough to beat my opponent
my dad elon musk
anybody know any good ways to get over a losing streak? no matter what i do, even if i play when im in a good mindset and spend my time as well as i can, i just keep losing
any advice?
wow
i dropped 150 elo 2 days ago and got back the next day, today i dropped like 100 i got back 25 rn
is he muted
what is botez gambit
fair enough, its not even that im like hanging pieces im just playing...worse
ive been playing around 70 accuracy as opposed to my normal 80
Its just 7 games tho
anyone want to play some unrated?
sure, 15:10?
sure send link
ok one sec
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joined
cool make ur move

Iām on em beans for real
even this channel need to rest a bit š
i dropped 100 elo
me too bro
just got back to 550
sure
unrated?
yeah
was your profile
KorokGenji
You send them out of your memory cause they're unimportant and meaningless. Just a marketing scheme the algorithm doesn't represent brilliant chess properly
Ur good at chess
Wait ur back
Cause I fell into the temptation to come back even though I didn't want to
Addictive š
Noooo
You were about to be free from this cursed land
Discord is like crack
I feel like my life isn't fulfilled without telling the people who are brainwashed that they are getting deceived
Ohh
I must enlighten the brainwashed!
Time to escape the matrix I guess
Way to go starky
Back so soon starky
We must end the "I got a brilliant move!", "My first brilliant!", "Look at my brilliant move!", etc. Each with ss of some basic calculation that the flawed algorithm called brilliant and is getting them brainwashed
Hater
Fuxkerrr
I just say i found a nice move 
Nope I'm just trying to help people
https://www.chessmaniac.com/ELORating/ELO_Chess_Rating.shtml is this site a legitimate way to calculate ELO?
No
cool
This is why discord is so toxic. People who make narrow-minded and judgemental assumptions like this.
Hater lifestyle
Thats why you should not have come back, you could have a better mental health without discord
hater
Any person who cares about the brilliant move label is deceived
hater
I agree but I got tempted
Itās not that serious
Heyo
Wait, dont start another brilliant argument
I just got a Baja blast from T-bell HAPPY SUMMER
Honestly watching people celebrate brilliant moves feels like hopelessly watching people walk off a cliff then when you try to help them and warn them they get angry and keep walking right off the cliff just so devestating and sad
Bruh, i have mate in move 7, and i didnt see it!!!
I mean
me
Its not that deep
my dads Nick-name for my mom is Zelda
That's what chesscom wants you to think
But why tho?
i must learn to find better moves when i find a good move, like levy said
Wait i dont wanna know
We donāt know
I am new to chess, where i can find an explanation for all the Blitz, Bullet, rapid stuff
i see on lichess site
cuz zelda
Big chess is trying to silence us
Can someone help me improve a little bit please
That's why I agree with GothamChess that chess.com should only award brilliants when it is followed up properly. A brilliant sacrifice that doesn't follow up correctly is just a blunder.
wuts ur elo
chess is tricky and i am burned up rn i played like 50 games today
Itās just the amount of times the games take. For a beginner I would recommend 10 minute games
When we play at home with my dad, we usually play without a timer haha
Otb was so fun what
Unfortunately, you'll find a lot of people cheating in that type of game online
Have self-confidence and passion and don't blindly believe chesscom features like move labels, performance ratings, coachbot quotes, etc. There you go take this advice and you should certainly improve
Yeah thatās fine, but online thatās not practical
Not so fun when i start shaking and hitting pieces and when i get too excited i forget to click the clock
Iām 900
cheating? how u can cheat on chess?
Lol you really hate chess.com
Using an engine to tell you the best moves
cant help u, im 550, u should help me
That's sad
Oh š, unlucky Thankyou anyway though for seeing if you could
Thankyou bro
You should watch some YouTube videos by Ben finegold
What those 1+0, 2+1 stand for?
Oh, but, try learning some openings
They helped my perspective of being a beginner
That's not the only problem though the main problem is a lot of them are super basic stuff. Tactical patterns anyone should learn at an early stage in their chess development. And it's obvious they know that cause they literally call these patterns like 400 rated on puzzles. Just shows the inconsistency
The first number is the amount of time each person has in minutes, the second one is the amount of seconds you get extra per move.
Hey can someone coach me i will livestream
I will livestream a bot game and want to ask im new so i only know the basics and some openings
im new 300
Oh youre back
can you coach me plz?
with ur mouth
Sure join vc channel
it says i cant unmute myself do i have to verify smth
They cant talk they arent trusted
i trust them
can u repeat pls / what ^^
I dont
./trust
lol
Matter of fact i dont like them
. /connect
why
. /connect
!welcome
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No not me welcome
finally got my computer all hooked up in my dorm room
this me
1 game away from 6k POG
You want coaching or what?
imagine not being at 26k :3
ye it will be good
Then join the voice channel
i connected it to discord but smhw i still cant do i have to verify smth else too
is it bvecause i have to be a server member for 7 days before i can speak
Too bad
I prefer winter over summer tbh
I can wear fire shit
Without sweating like a mf
can we private call it doesnt work smhw
ok
i cant sadly i have no permission and i connected the chess.com acc to discord
hold on
i cant share screen or talk idk
be trusted
Someone play 30m game?
I am not playing an hour long game
Thanks for information
Nobody is gonna play that long
Thanks buddy
Np š«¶
Go for 15m?
https://youtu.be/bzlh22IYYzE?si=fJfnigbl5wHhMO9o this song makes me cry
Nah im not playing with someone u1000
Whatās ur rating
im 5 rated
Like 800 but im better than that
Letās go play
everyone pleas listen to the fish song by underscores
Nah i dont think ur good enough for me
@grim edge is 1100 for context
???
it is not that one song where it goes if i were a fish or sum
How am i 1100
My brother can play instead of me
Im not u dummy
My brother is 2200
Yeah im not playing against a nerd either sorry
dont bully him 
Someone 15m game?
that's what I heard
From who bruh
I'm not luke guy
i play 30 min game soooo yeah
but yeah i need to get over my losing streak somehow, idk
yo
i just realized im only 23 elo from my peak but i feel crazy discouraged about my rating rn
im 1229 so a few more bad games and im way down to 1100s
Yeah she might not be able to do them cuz she canāt see š¤£š¤£
honestly id be happy to do some 15:10 just so that you can give me some advice
Who won prag or fabi
prag i think
I thought you quit discord
She wonāt do shit against me bro
"id be a productive and loving husband"
"man up bro" - a self proclaimed sigma 16 year old who says to reject the "degeneracies" of the modern world
Are you allowed to self advertise in peoples dms?
Iām a guy. I have testosterone
that is insanely cringe
men with endocrine issues:
but even so how is that related
i mean, yeah, and how is that related? do you have to have no testosterone to help around the house?
thats completely ridiculous, just because of hormones doesnt mean a random 16 year old "sigma" is going to beat a top womens mma fighter
Honestly, once I get to at least 25 and spend some more time in the gym
Iām beating the MMA fighter too.
no you wouldnt LMFAO these people dedicate their lives to fighting
BJJ doesnāt work on the streets - Andrew Tate
Ewww Tate heās going bald
A large high school varsity boxer would smash the UFC females
andrew tate is a human trafficking psychopath
Must be the stress of being a freak
i mean, he's quoting him, and i dont think hes a person worth quoting
That doesnāt change the quote
just because men naturally grow muscle easier doesnt mean you're beating olga liashchuk my guy
Again. 25 and more time in the gym
you're delusional if you think being 25 and going to the gym is going to let you beat the strongest woman on earth lmfao
Maybe 30
well you unironically say you're a sigma so being delusional is a given
Wtf
Andrew Tate is stronger than every woman
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top kek
At what going bald?
Feel free to speculate
Nah I want cold hard facts
i can guarantee you that andrew tate is not able to do beat all of these records
In trafficking š
he's a bald human trafficker who grifts suckers like you into paying for his courses
š bro don't be dumb even a 14y old kid can beat any women
I can guarantee you that if any of those women got into a fight with Tate they would get smashed
š š it's biology
Also Tate can deadlift more than 175 kg
thats one woman, olga liashchuk would not get destroyed
No why andrew tate is this person young men look up to
15 reps of it? doubt
She would š
Because literally any smart girl I know thinks heās a joke
One guy at my gym does 230 for 15 š
Like literally the BIGGEST JOKE
source: trust me bro
Tate doesnāt like sushi because it doesnāt have power
either way, if you support andrew tate then i can guarantee you're a scrawny child who looks up to him in place of a father figure
Ewww the fact you knew that
Bro stalks his eating habits
Bruv women are weak it's biology you can't change it
He would get mauled by lot of women UFC fighter
Bro fought at some low tier organisation and had the audacity to call him a world champion š¤”
If you put the last 100 people who ate t bone steak, and those who eat sushi. And they fought, who wins
they build less muscle and less easily, but no, a 14 year old would not beat a UFC fighter or olga liashchuk
Andrew Tate will smash any female UFC fighter
That'swhy I like beating them
what? you're now just making fights on completely absurd things
Yo
Andrew said that
that's a completely ridiculous thing to say lmao
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Bro they have katanas no way they are losing
oh no the rock is so weak now š š¢
Bro you telling me that a trained 14y old fighter can't beat a woman ufc fighter give me a break
The rock is making a poor choice
yes.
Because sushi is for soys
ok and now we're into racism, great
Love soy sauce šš¼šš¼šš¼
the soy thing is totally just a resurgence of the anti msg thing š
Soy decreases testosterone
Ok is there any book that talks about exchanges well
that was proven to be false my guy
Bro itās known that soy decreases testosterone
š š š š š Okay im not gonna argue with you you need help mate
What is the difference between steak and sushi rice is a great source of protein
No it doesn't
please cite your sources
At least get the sushi that tastes good
Did thanks brah
14 year old boy wouldnāt beat a full grown woman in ufc lmfao
it containes phytoestrogen which doesnt really decrease testosterone
Wtf
Estrogen acts as an inhibitor to testosterone
14 is like really younr
14 is like prepubescent
And some females are really strong
you know what else contains phytoestrogen? literally all fruits, vegetables, seeds, and nuts
Needs his parents permission
but, no, it doesnt
What the hell is this conversation
Oh sorry I was talking about myself I forgot most 14 in the west are weak and short okay a 16y old
Fruits are for sigmas though
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some sperg 16 year old is trying to argue that soy lowers testosterone and that and rotate is good lmao
Yea a 14 year old in the west eats seed oils and carcinogenic meat
obvious troll is obvious
You wouldnāt beat a female ufc fighter lmfao
Soy does increase estrogen production
Estrogen is bad for a male
Iād have to agree but at least they eat their bananas š
So why would you want more of it
not really, and it doesnt affect the body in any harmful way
You are talking to people in a chess Discord server
Huh
What does that have to do with it
Where r we again???
If the kid works out as same as the ufc fightee then the kid has an advantage
who can help me with chess?
I didnāt say it was harmful, I said it increases estrogen production
every man on earth has estrogen in their body, dumbass
I am getting brain rot
š bruv just accept the reality women can't fight
Yea, but you donāt want increased estrogen
i mean sure, but its kinda pointless to say that since it doesnt do anything
i need help doing 1 move with chess
Just the dumbest takes ever
Khabib will slam every woman UFC fighter
its for the password ga e
I really donāt understand what you are saying
can you cite your sources claiming that soy increases estrogen in the male body
That men are stronger
it doesnt do anything harmful to the body, so theres no real point in bringing it up
This is one of the most brain dead conversations I have seen in this chat
yeah i agree, kinda fun to stoke it on tho
š š I can get a random guy to fight them and he will win easily
real
2001
This is the greatest animated show of all time
The vast difference of physical prowess should demonstrate how easily an average man with some fighting ability beats them.
100%
the reti opening is a beautiful opening
There is no 14 year old as strong as the strongest women lol
š
Just google powerlifting records
this is nonsense
Nice bait š
Because you eat soy, seed oils, and processed sugars
And also you are an exception to the rule.
Stop!!
olga liashchuk would thrash any fourteen year old in the world dude, to say otherwise is absurd
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Don't eat red40
hi chat
you sound profoundly mentally ill tbh, hope you workit out one day
hi bastoura
Hi
you know what is on TOP? shaun the sheep
Are seed oils really that bad
Isn't it a natural product? Oil of seeds?
who want to challange me in chessa
Itās natural, but not in the amounts that we eat it at
@lime lava Was that you I just played?
dont even try arguing with him, he's not open to being proven wrong he just wants to repeat his nonsense claims that arent backed by any science
Itās full of linoleic acid which is easily oxidised and bad for us
soy and seed pils are trash. use butter if you guys wanna cook something.
whats your favorite
Tf is wrong with the chat
clogged arteries time 
ikr
Or tallow and ghee
the soybeans that are an integral part of many asian cuisines:
I hope not cause Im tilted
this is by far the best
Not everything that is organic is good for you š
It was, with the svesh
just hit 1700 
america is a very different place
we use crazy ingredients and get soy from sketchy places
then...cook your own food?
Butter contains stearic acid which is an aromatase inhibitor, and aromatase converts good testosterone into shitty estrogen
Rocks arenāt organicā¦
i mean maybe but I think there are more immediate consequences to eating a lot of butter
so just dont eat dairy, dont eat soy products, dont eat seeds or seed oils, dont eat fish, just eat meat and photosynthesize
you talk like its so simple. if youre in america, you can barely get real ingredients from walmart. the best route is to grow your own food.
Eat dairy
I missed Qa4 Nb6 and Qxd5 Nb6 tactics
Eat fish
I had a 5 point material advantage against wally and he forced a draw after i made a mistake by moving my king to the wrong square
dairy does increase estrogen in the body, you know
Bro I donāt eat at all I just convert the suns energy into glucose
yeah I'm sorry
I just had raw fish ! Iām doing great šš¼šš¼šš¼
Raw dairy
idk what im doing I just got crushed
You guys donāt know about estrogen cycles
Milk in America has added hormones to make us stronger
200% to my bench in 4 weeks
obviously but he acts like it isnt
i do not. what are those I wanna know
Raw meat eww
raw fish is fine. raw anything else is weird. touch grass.
Sushi=Good
I think Qa5 is already not the best response to that line
I just ate a raw chicken sandwich
well, i mean, yeah, you can. you can totally get rice and lentils and vegetables for cheap, its not like they're putting poisons in the veggies and fruits that you can buy at walmart
how was it
Cigar is cancerous
I feel my testosterone rising
its Ra4 Idc
They are though
No it is cool
how? gmos?
Not just GMOs bro
Pesticides and herbicides are all cancer causing
yeah I think hormones isn't a major concern when it comes to eating foods
hi chat
You wouldn't eat a row fish trust me
Everybody knows cigars are cancerous
so is my guitar, according to the state of California
you dont seem to get the bigger picture here. you cant trust everything you can get from common stores here. youre limited to a confined amount of options.
Not to mention some inorganic fertilisers also cause cancer
i have
Hey @keen parrot whatās good??
Wassup
š
I canāt send pictures here
i gained quite a bit of blitz rating today, im approaching 2500
Is that why you never go outside?
But itās known
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honestly, that's kinda life. we'll all get cancer from the sun eventually so might as well enjoy the vegetables while we can
Congratulations!! That sounds great!
its way different in other countries. why do you wanna be right so bad š
This logic never makes sense
hopefully i will reach a new peak before the weekend
that is great
Didn't you get poisoning. Raw fish is literally just like other meat the only way you can eat it raw is sushi
āLetās just get cancer even faster guysā
we all die in the end, so might as well take the small risk of cancer to enjoy good fruits and veggies. hell i do more dangerous things on the daily
you never had raw salmon?
Sushi is good but not an entire raw fish
yeah, you know what i mean, everybody dies
āSmall riskā btw
statistically, your body killed cancer 5 minutes ago
Not once
Oh yeah I couldnāt do that!
Ayo what's wrong with yall
then you need to read and try stuff. you clearly dont have a clue.
lemme adopt you
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as in you wont play?
we all die in the end and id much rather enjoy my fruits and veggies and risk getting cancer than live meticulously and only eat home grown things. here for the best time, not the longest. ykwim?
Man what makes you think that it doesn't have bacteria?
you dont read. go read.
play the clown instead then
you can go first then

it does have bacteria, everything does. but raw salmon is typically flash frozen to kill harmful parasites
waiting on a haircut rn
In the US it can be pretty sketchy
well sure dont eat gas station sushi and walmart raw fish, but there are good places
no (o)-words
McDonaldās Vanilla shake truly is the way to go
If it's frozen then okay but there's something you wouldn't be up to eat like cooked in sink water steak
nah not playin
yeah my barber does not cook at aaalll. he just sticks his knuckles into my eyelids and stops to talk about Jesus for 10 minutes mid cut
i make shakes at home
not frozen, flash frozen just for a tiny amount of time, it gets cold enough to kill them
My blender broke so I canāt anymore
its not a o word by itself "o" its a whole seprate word that happens to have it in
im sorry to hear that. hope you get a new one. if i could id let you borrow my nutribullet.
i mean the side effects of my meds are certainly more dangerous than the herbicides on plants i consume, and ill still have both
I will give it a try then.
Bro I had a nutribullet and a ninja and they both broke
do that. its good.
I checked the emoji, saw the 3 specific letters arranged in the specific way, so I respond nošš
RIP š
Hello guys
Good for you
I need help
Hi
what kind of help?
Mental
How?
i mean i dont eat raw salmon since i just dont like the taste of it, but its really not dangerous if you go to a good sushi place. just use your own judgement tbh
usually the barbershop is pretty empty when we go, so my barber puts on a YouTube video or a sermon while he works
My Facebook account was haked and I need a way to close it
facebook is trash
my barber doesnt speak english as his first language so he misheard me asking him to not cut the hair over my ears as "cut the hair over my ears"
100%
I got my eye brows waxed today at ULTA
honestly yeah, it and things like tiktok or instagram just suck. they spy on you and cause unneeded distraction and stress
āCut my ears offā
the makeup place?
Yes they do waxing and hair
youtube>>
Can you report the profile so Facebook will close the account?
If this server had to have a president, how many of yāall would vote for me if I ran?
nice bro. take care of that body šŖ
Tf is this minecraft
nobody except the people who only played chess during the andrew tate trend
Thanks bro! Much appreciated
Bro?
what?
yeah, that and reddit for memes and chess is basically all i use. much less distracting and i can have it in the background while i do other things

Can i give you the profile's link?
Jk
nah it wasnt an awful haircut, just a bit short. i kinda look like a lesbian (especially with my fashion taste being black jackets, black tshirts, and jeans) but itll grow out and ill look fine
i dont even care about reddit anymore, but youre on a better path than most gen z members.
Idk if a mod here so
Good I need my testosterone down !
i hate a lot of users there but i like the niche meme subreddits and the chess communities tbh
Nobody has ever complained about too much natural testosterone
god dude you're really obsessive over testosterone levels, you know they naturally fluctuate right?
male pattern baldness:
You have to increase the point at which they fluctuate with respect to
@grim edge drop the testo topic
hm. maybe ill use it again. but idk, id rather play football ā½ļø or go cycling or just be with my girlfriend
thats fair enough
I like long walks on the beach
too high testosterone is not good for you
valid bro. valid.
also, I feel like microplastics themselves are more of a concern than the testosterone they apparently stop you from getting
Mods are like Sith Lords, you need to run otherwise theyāll use force ban
Bro thatās like from anabolic steroids
no, that can also just happen naturally
@maiden mesa i think that a barber who doesn't speak English as their first language is hella good
i don't particularly like microplastics either but that's more because I don't like having plastic in my blood
fr
i want fish and eggs now
yeah, i know that, but pythonista doesnt lmao
Not if they canāt understand what you are asking for
whats the easiest and most incel chess opening
At this point they don't speak English
everything is fine in moderation. for some things that moderation should be 0, but for testosterone you should have a healthy level, not too low or too high
london system lmao
Every Dominican Barber in The Bronx tbh
Btw i can ask for a haircut without even talk
what do you think for e4 then. italian?
Yes play chess and rage
yeah, but caring to the point that you're terrified of soy and hair products is bordering on mental illness
vienna
i love e4

Racist.
what does a face mean for accuracy
fr? how come? i dont play it.
hes a korean dude, pretty good barber but i need to be more clear next time
but the slav is my all time fav love giving and reciving
its just an incel opening, nothing more to say
you played so bad you havent earned a number. shame on you
no you need a justification behind your claim
The Crab is the best opening
no, not really
Some people are
ya..
just play against the vienna and you'll see
you do. youre just making claims with no evidence to support it.
otherwise i shouldnāt take you seriousl
science**
Bruh
is e4 like a really easy opening
I think so he's Korean he will make you look good without even using a scissors
what? the whole point of science is backing up hypotheses
What the hell is the e4 opening š
āHi how r uā is a great opening
It's
my question exactly
the e4 variation
science wants you to provide evidence for any claim. no one should believe you if you say the moon is a block of cheese if you dont even have a reason.
Leave him alone blud he means kings pawn opening
i am a she
Why?
it depends on what your opponent plays after e4
innit
yeah but i dont really wanna back up my claim rn, i dont have any source and even if i did i wouldnt give it you because we're on a chess discord server
Sorry she*
lame
whats the most incel chess opening in your opinion
as a 131 elo person I can confirm this is fully accurate
nuh uh
No these are not the females you are looking for š¤£š¤£
yuh huh
Bast you know women are a government conspiracy
It depends, french?
nf3 š¤
Yoo anyone 2000 rapid here wanna play unrated?
2000s gang is having to experience this one thing at a time
sup
Heyo!
That was a blunder
Blunder
e4 or d4. now.
c4
Bruh tough?
imagine liking the sicilian so much you want to play it with white
What 2006?
whats wrong with french
i dont play sicilian that much
Check
i mean iirc people are usually happiest in their early 20s, and your life is just beginning. you might be in a divot right now but if not for valleys then the highest mountain wouldn't exist. Just live your life how you want, make your own goals, and enjoy the ride. i mean, in chess, everybody will eventually come out of their elo decline. its the same in life, really
Chess guy
I think 2006 is fine too
i understand that it can seem difficult and like things wont get better but they really will, and college/adulthood is a fresh start, so you've got this :)
you try to control the center from the flanks and you dont get a great space advantage. its good, just not always straightforward to play.
I can attest to that. Happier at 28 vs. 20
The modern generation is not happy in their 20s
No relationships last in your family
I am moving out tomorrow š¼
How fun!
i wanna move out
Everything
Yes⦠but also scary
my parents are divorced, it sucks. it really does. but it seems like things will never improve until they do. i get how i seem kinda generic in my advice but, just, things will improve. they really will, i can guarantee it
Always happy to help
If you know couple of lines its easy i guess
id only play neo catalan
I am 17 and gonna live with 11 people Iāve barely met
Wtf do you mean
if you have free time to spend on a chess discord then it means that you're already living a fairly good life, so just make the most of it
Ayo
Woah why?
Room at university
why does magnus plays the london system
Student housing
bc hes good and knows good lines
Ohhhhhh got ya! Iām sure youāll meet some great people
with 11 people in it?!
Because its a solid opening for draws?š
just be nice and be quiet at night and im sure you'll do fine
Awwwh kitty š±
OMG UNI
Itās like a whole story of a flat
got my bike out
Unico my beloved
yeah, that's a good mindset to have
Trust me it's fun to live with people sharing culture food and jokes is pretty fun
Uni liked my comment once
NO WAY
the commentd under uniās posts are really chic
black on black rolls royce
Theyāre always about warcrimes
oh that sucks
ON GOD š
This is hella black
That hurts



