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black queen e8
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yk my move
just do it
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Dutch Defense: Fianchetto, Ilyin-Zhenevsky, Alatortsev-Lisitsyn Line
CHAT GPT IS SO DUMB
Anyone wanna play
what
it's probably not that good of a move but whatever
no shot u just threw the bishop away
































































-8
any 1500 wanna challenge me
ok chatgpt is too dumb to code such a simple thing i willl have to do it manually
google bard is smarter for coding
not available in canada 
Why would you want that
rip
everywhere else in the world
google is a capitalist company
crazy?
i was crazy once
they locked me in a room
shat ap i ain tryna hear allat
Thats crazy
Sounds like he had a whole adventure

Dogs > cats
Cats are for the weak dogs are for big strong men
Nuh uh
Helllo whismy
Bill rules
Science sucks
Bill makes science fun
He literally invented science
... what
Idk
is this against the sportsmanship if you offer draw in losing position?
My head just popping around rn
no? but spamming is
I offered once and one person just immediately laughed at me
yeah cos its funny
and kinda insulted me
…but it hurt me :(
shouldnt have offered a draw
…
offering a draw when losing is like sayinng ur opponent is too stupid to win
Berlin from another universe 
hey
suddenly i get 2 friend requests from some random guys and their bio says something about like mass friend requests and stuff
my chess.com opponents do this all the time lol
ima sleep anyway goodnight
gnight
you have mate in 1 but they resign
most annoying thing ever
resigning is fine??
people who dont like opponents resigning suck at ches
i mean at least you get elo from it
what if they resign before you can do smothered mate
if my opponents arent resigning when theyre losing its pissing me off
theres nothing special about smothered
I don't care whether my opponent resigns or not, I win either way
but it feels cool
me trying to do smothered mate without moving the knight 400 times:
see thats knowing how to play chess
i like winning
too busy to respond
any 1500 above wanna challenge me
im 3k
sure, wanna challenge?
eh sure
rapid 10m unrated?
wait how do i spectate this
yeah u want me to send link?
go to someones profile and click watch
you can, I don't know how.
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cough
where is the "watch" button at bruh
8-10 seconds per move and every move is best move
good gamer chair?
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hi
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is sending gay pron allowed?
Yea do /connect to have opinion
is 800 elo high
Hail nah
damn
hmmm i wonder
🗿


Yep but its a novice
But as a 1400 i should not be saying that
damn i've been grinding for 2 months
For 2 mo. Its quite good
i guess i have to try harder
u still playing e4?
Opening Repiteour
-White
Vienna Game
Italian Game
Bishop's Opening
London System
Pseudo-Catalan Opening
Retì
-Black
Caro-Kann Defence
French Defence
Scilian Defence
Nimzo-Indian Defence (Indian Game)
Slav Defence
Dutch Defence
Hmm that good?
quality over quantity...
bro i just play natural moves that turn out to be theory i ain memorizing allat😭

why do i have the trusted role i was literally abt to send gay pron💀
There quite good
Delete that.
Hi everyone
Just learn some basic moves u don't need to learn opening theory at ur level 
why play vienna and italian, and why have 3 responses against e4
like who trusted me💀
im not saying the openings are bad, the quality of YOU playing all those separate openings is bad
Play d5 💀🥹
Hi tilt
hi
I dont mean that mate i ussually only play 4 openings, Vienna Game, Pseudo-Catalan, Caro-Kann, Nimzo-Indian Def.
Those my main
Too much theory
then don't list all those openings as your repetoire lol
I hate scilian tho
why is it not showing my 1300 wins
10+0 is rapid right
Guys, what do you think is better practically at 2k level: Nc3 or Tarrasch against the French?
it shows in 'All'
idk
Nope i use those as my main but i also play the other stuff
Play Nf3
best opening
average gotham viewer
No queens gambit?
My least played opening is London system and Dutch Def.
advanced 
Like i said i hate gambits
I dont ussually play vienna gambit
Anymore.
I like postional chess
College classes suck 
I think I'm the only who don't know any theory 
Yea i think ima pass out 1st
You cannot really say you don’t like gambits if you haven’t tried them.
Low rated players learning 10 diff types of openings 
First game after renouncing my retirement. Went pretty well.
I have better one

@digital phoenix GG
gg
smh
Who won???
Anyone wanna play
Is 2050 E elo good for 1375 elo?
GG=get good
um...
Nope performance ratings r useless
ooo its the 3am chesscom discord crowd
me
how r u guys
whismy i love u sm
v go to bed jfc
please
Ye 
How about 79.7 av. Move acc? (Low cuz of tilted spree)
Fr
For me its the morning discord crowd lol
whismy
ily
What is ur alltime winrate
most legit player on chess.com discord
Why do you take photo of the desktop
it's hard to ss on my phone
Wait no way he defeated las
56% Rapid, 63% Blitz, 51% Bullet (I dont Think at bullet), 100% daily, 90% Puzzles
Stockdog probably
Dem nice I have 47% winrate on rapid 
look at his time usage
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1. Nc3 d5 2. e4 d4 3. Nce2 e5 4. Ng3 Nc6 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. d3 Qe7 7. f4 Bg4 8. Nf3 b5 9. Bb3 exf4 10. Bxf4 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Ne5 12. Bxe5 Qxe5 13. O-O Bd6 14. Nf5 O-O 15. Nxd6 cxd6 16. Qf5 a5 17. a4 Qxf5 18. Rxf5 b4 19. Rc1 Rfe8 20. c3 Rec8 21. Bc4 dxc3 22. bxc3 h6 23. cxb4 axb4 24. Ra1 Rc5 25. Rf2 d5 26. exd5 Nxd5 27. Rf5 Raa5 28. Bb5 Rcxb5 29. d4 Rb6 30. g4 Rg6 31. h3 Rg5 32. Rf3 Nc3 33. Rd3 h5 34. Kf2 hxg4 35. hxg4 Rxg4 36. Kf3 Rag5 37. Rad1 Nxd1 38. Rxd1 b3 39. Re1 Rxd4 40. Re8+ Kh7 41. Rb8 Rh5 42. Kg2 Rd3 43. Rb4 f6 44. Kf2 Re5 45. Rh4+ Kg6 46. Rg4+ Kf7 47. Rb4 g5 48. Rb7+ Kg6 49. Kf1 Kf5 50. Rb4 Re4 51. Rb6 Rxa4 52. Ke2 Rad4 53. Ke1 g4 54. Kf1 Ke5 55. Kf2 f5 56. Rc6 Rf3+ 57. Ke2 b2 58. Rc5+ Rd5 59. Rc8 b1=Q 60. Re8+ [Kf4]
You think they cheated as well?
I think las is garbage
Is this good for 1375?
i was watching the game live.. las definitely was not trying or something.
The fact that the guy took 10 seconds to recapture the the exchange says something
Wats your win rates in rapid, bullet, blitz?
White to mate in 3. (for the nubs)
Blitz 51% and I don't play bullet
Agree kinda, even i saw 2 better moves
im bad
But still playing so well at 940 its pretty crazy
800s saying this 
Thats why its 51%
"Even I"
WR in Rapid, Blitz, Bullet??
Yes you are
WR - Winrate
probably like above 50 somewhere
Exact pls :)

purely because he called me bad im saying hes a cheater
Am having a elo research
with unrated or only rated
Get better
For example when i lost 1-7 against a 2200

blitz 53%
rapid 69%
bullet 51%
nice
Noice
lul

Nah you beat me in rapid :((((

By alot
Me with 47% wr in rapid

how do i check?
We same on bullet
i played so bad game review couldnt come up with an estimate of my rating
with unrated my rapid stats are good tho
stats and go to each tc
Thats why i did not count unrated
I know you beat kids at chess when unrated
aw
im super rusty at chess i lose to 400 Elos 💀
Ive played only 228 games in rapid 
oh i definitely have not played enough games to have an accurate wr LOL
And I'm 1500

I might reach 2k at 500 games smth
Hmm
Hydroxide
For some reason my winrate in OTB is 69% Blitz, 61% Rapid, 64% Classical, 57% Bullet (aginst my 1500 cc friends)
Cuz i suck at bullet
how do u even calculate otb winrate
bro kept track
I write it on my chess notebook
my last tournament i only had one loss 
1.5-2.5 Vidad - Viñalon
My 1st game otb am 2.5
i havent played otb even though i probably could easily attend something
im not prepared to get stomped
U play otb?what's ur fide I'd?
Bro no against my friends
Ive got selected for district level chess 
I keep track in my chess note book

how bad is everyone
300s smth there is only one 900 rated
wth
Idk why i think chess is dying in India
My last otb UNOFFICIAL lose was 27 games ago (27-0-0) W-D-L
how do u feel about that
literally non existent
I might be 1300 fide which is top 80k 
My last SEMIOFFICIAL lose was 5 games ago (4-1-0) W-D-L
huh
tf is semi official
theres a limit to how bad your fide rating can be?
under 1k ur unrated
OFFICIAL-I dont play official
No FIDE rating, only school district rating
if i drop below half total im gonna be pissed
who pinged stupid
a3
Just looked at my very first games of rapid 
I shouldn't have done that
noooo
a3
a3
<500 can't disrespect

a3
@digital phoenix get it now
Yea I've played only 228 games so it didn't took that much time
fair enough
ok apparently my first game on chess.com was in december 2022 and i was 900
im improving so slowly lol
My first game was against 1600(he's 1600 rn)
my 1st game was against a 900
if you go to your completed games there's a "Last" button for the pages bro
Nah 💀
nah u can click last
Waht
u could just go to the last page
tf theres a rating for that?
u can go higher on lichess
Is there any to count only rated games??
theres criteria on the right
yo school district elo is an ego booster?
Semi Official (Recog. By Government and schools all over the country but not internationaly)
I might be higher rated then you in fide

u could be but whos the one easily winning u1600 tournaments def not u
I'm on Mobile 
Lemme try with chrome
Cuz i hate Lchess
Lchess 💀
kit
yeah?
pretty bad run but 5.5/8 and money so im satisfied
please tell me this is ai generated
lmao
My worst run in a school district tournament was 7/10 (3rd place for my school)
dadadaddadadadada 
❤️
what
Is 7/10 good for a school district tournament?
kitttttt
is that meant to be racist
Bro
we dont know the people are your school dude
:D
2 indians ig
yeah its a stereotype
Look at description


Bro both the excellent and the brillant have the same description💀
Bruh no
You've already sent that like 5 times
when everyones racist to muslim country mods dont do shit but anything else they come
but yeah fine i get it
ur in malaysia?
when your winning with a lotta material it doesnt matter that you lose a queen for free
Cuz no one pings them
nah im in antartica
u still here
nah guy did it in front of mod and nothing happened







Mods when you slightly dislike 🏳️🌈 propaganda:

bro no ones forcing u to support just dont talk about it yk what i mean
what if they are the ones who insult us they dont get punishment
Thats true
you guys type to much
ong
🤖
Reached 9.1k MSG on this server

E chat
not everyones american + religion
You can say anything and be racist here tbh

hurts my brain
??? human rights are global you doofus
he meant lgbtq
agree 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🏴☠️ for life
basically dont insult americans and ull never be racist
thats not human rights
thats gay
they are human too, whether you like it or not
sorry im not a human
idk
guys this conversation is starting to be cringe
if homophobia isnt allowed they might as well throw religions out of the window
I think it's fine to be gay or smth
fact: a trans flashed in front of a kid and got extremely little punishment
You just insulted almost every religion
Not fun actually
you can be religious and not hateful about others too
braindead
wild thought
wtf is chat
guys this is a chess server calm tf down
@grim edge it's all ur fault
i only dont like them bcoz of what 1975 did in malaysia
talk about respecting people
Your not supposed to be hateful, u just dont support them, doesnt mean u trash talk them and go to hunt them or something 💀
Gay chatting
its all mikeys fault
<500 
and now i cant even escape this shithole of a server bcoz fearsamuel is a salty shit
wanna gay chat?
Im trying 😭
💀

dude what
Whats going on
Huh!?
Don't touch grass
In this postion there is Mate In One
yeah like me
ikr, be whatever u want just dont go near me
Found mate in one??always look for better

X2
En passant:

Can sac a queen do it!
Chats going brrrrrrrr

oh yeah
i made chess popular
you literally live in this server bro

🇱🇷america
You can look i dont mind
fr, you are the opposite of hateful
dadadadadadaddadada
its a music group they came and did gay shit on stage to protest against literal national law and cancelled the thing and made everyone lose money
im joking lmfaoo
dude are we gonna make doctors have a hell job
I would pay to watch that ngl
They just get away with everything smh
like oh no i cant identify a gender of the baby bcoz they havent decided
Nah I'm a Walmart bag
we banned them so yeah thats that
My unborn son whos gonna be born in 15 years is gonna be a Turkish/Kebab

americans still probably support them ngl
Respect
ok ill start.
OH, My Gahd. You are so ✨ attractive✨ with that cat profile picture on you, ha-ha 😍
you guys cry so much about stuff that doesn't affect you its insane
i ate a mcdonalds in taiwan and they forgot the burger patte they just gave me the bread 💀
Brrrrrr

ikr those guys are crazy asf someone teach them bruh
definitely affected me
V clone nothing affects u you never leave this server
my giving me nice food 
He-He.
Ayo

finding alternative
Run away
the kid is not my son
Billie jeans
Invite me when you find a good one

modern day Shakespeare
a baby. has a set gender.
💀💀
Whooo-whooo
Reasons why u should date me:
I rich
I loyal
I straight
I don't support LGBTQ
I have experience
I love kids
I know how to make Maggie and tea
Gender equality
I can bake
I don't play genshin impact
I am mod
I support all races equally even the bad one
There are only two genders
I funny
Video games
I am Asian
I good at maths and sci
I hate social science
Chemistry is...nvm
I'll come back with milk
Active discord and insta user
I dont have snap
Psy is best
I know who asked
I know what is the victoras secret
theres a war going on outside no man is safe from, you can run but you cant hide forever
u ever see parents say like oh u dont know my babys gender like what u gonna do

i only look for those with my similar games tho
Then get 818284 infections and diseases 15 years later

unless u want a chess related one
whar
say my name baby, you rich, you loyal, here buy a house
Me
what is "the bad race"
he loves kids 💀 💀 
Luki
dont go around breaking young grills' hearts
Question, do you like KPOP?
oh there is a case like this in the country recent. He is a gay celebrity and tried to assault man and when he refused to, he became violent. People defended him because they thought that he was only being restrained because he was part of lgbtq+ which is wrong
You smart, you loyal
"I love kids"
America 190- (joke)
Managed to change topic

people are stupid
until my death my goals to stay alive
ok im fine with lgbtq until they start forcing it on children. its the same thing with religion imo
As a friend
survival of the fit only the strong survive
if i had a kid who was lgbt i would
they pretty smart tho
support him?
idk what you're trying to tell me here
how exactly are they forcing it on children?
i would obviously not have one because its against the law duhhhh i legally cant say anything else
If a parents in spain tries to convice his child to not be trans he can go to JAIL 💀 even -18
I don't really watch k-pop stuff but I don't have a problem with them
And i think psy is a great singer
we should do what viltrumites did
if im in america tho im just gonna go buy milk and never come back
smh, its your child, are you really going to stop loving him just cause he prefers dudes over girls?

No but the current KPOP?
Ikr its so obvious
i wont arrest him ill kill him 💀 and i wont get arrested because i killed a mass murderer
Not Psy
maybe if i ever go to america itll change my mind
i didnt say whether they were forcing it on children yet. there probably are some cases though
I think they r good
its still murder, you will get arrested
social media sucks
ill say it was self defense and shi
Legally you should probably shut up no offense it would be sad if you got locked out
i wont get too many years
Yes, people are stupid. Everyone should have basic human rights (which is to be respected) but if you are blaming the group for the actions of an individual member then you are fkED in the head
yeah i need a lawyer
gotta kill someone atleast once in ur life ( im joking mods)
americans when islamophobia
they will never lock the guy out who has the most msgs
nah nah bro. your logic is twisted af. you're homophobic bruh. you are. homophobic. you dont like gays bruh.
did u know i got locked before
And he is the best person in the server as well


you didnt have the most msgs back then i think
no he isnt
i was very active back then still tho alongside with scipio
E chat
its what most people here said tbf
ur still active u have no life ur only here
like las
bruh
You minor we major
Gay people that dont touch kids and wear rainbow flags are fine to me
im not a minor smh
400 blitz 
What does minor mean??
so like 98% of gay people
wha? thats the most thruth you will see today.
yeah just keep it to urself or something like how vegans should just keep their vege to themselves
bro's missing out my point but ok
there was a vegan in a restaurant i was eating in complaining about why the chicken wasnt vegetarian
Welp in spain some weeks ago they arrested and filed a lawsuit agaisnt a guy that made fun of a girl identifying as a cat...
Bro Got basted 
Basically, but those 2% stand out like the moon during the night
this is kinda true ngl. all of the terms are very hard to keep up with
thats a joke isnt it
you can say the same about any group
no he actually made a scene i wanted to slap him
thats why u have to carry a gun
but funny tho
vegans, religious ppl whatever
the america way
I'm real magician
i am religious and i am the nicest
hi luke im luke
show me a trick
Ah yes veggie chicken
fr
sleeepyyy
muie
Sleep 
😭
ur lame
the other day i nuked a restaurant for not serving me vegan cheese steak 😭
what did i do to deserve that
:))
I'm the nicest

done
isymbol is*
why is my chicken not tofu
this is why u should never teach bad stuff
I want a trick, Luke. Prove me you're a magician with real magic powers. Show me a trick.
it will come back at you
smh im a bad influence on you
Why is my grandma not tufu salad
i could maybe be vegetarian if it weren't for chicken... vegan is a no-go though
I didn't see no trick.
I am vegan, i eat vegan beef and vegan pork
where did doofus come from and what does that have to do with me
nope
Doofus is my alt
Wasnt*
I disappeared like your dad did
ye it also applies to religions
Nuh uh
I still can see you, Luke.
nope. he locked me out without giving me a warn, so nice
Your trick didn't work, Luke.
why does that dude call everyone he disagrees w americans
weren't is correct
when i see r_doofus i see a guy with a chessboard
stop calling me Luke,StreX0X
she had a kinky pfp 😏
americans

ok luke
Nuh uh
you saw the clip right
yea huh!!
Stop calling me Luke please
Nuh uh
Lukey
luke?
Show me a trick, LUKE. SHOW IT. Guess the card I just thought about, Luke.
some girl with a choker and chains or sum shit
ok luke
😭 yea huh.
Ok luke
Nuh uh luke
When
always and forever
Nuh iuh
Please stop
ye my bad i triggered someone's pfsd
guys idk how to respond to this
Nuh uh
luke is a real magician
Luke
because someone liked it as my pfp 😏
she did it for her boyfriend 
then why does his status only admit that he's a "kinda magician" 🧐
no pfsd
uhhh
thatbro was sensitive and pinged the mods on me

so ig i had to change it
bru
Luke. Listen the hell up, Luke. You come here, you tell me you're a real magician, you show me a garbage trick that doesn't even work, and now you ask me to stop calling you Luke...That doesn't work like that, Luke. You show me a magic trick. WOW ME, LUKE. MAKE ME DROP MY JAW, LUKE.
huh who say im a woman
frrr 🏳️🌈
Hi (TW: Normal, epic font, Non-greetable guys)
I'm out
who tf here has ptsd from bondage, the average age is like 13
Im an alien
i have ptsd from breaking my finger
😭
ok ngl the argument "if it offends someone it's not okay" is kind of dangerous
i didnt even need to appeal cuz my friend vimun here did it for me 💅
that argument offended me
nah shut up
😭 im so sorry i'll make sure to change my philosophy to be more accomodating immediately luke
ok but i said sorry wholeheartedly and promise not to do it again
Wait what i just discovered i have ptsd 💀
its not even sex, this is shit that no one here has even thought of doing
S T O P CALLING ME LUKE
except miciela ofc
Great, Luke. I am sad, Luke. Sad I was lied to, sad I was stripped of possible happiness I could've experienced after being amazed by your trick, Luke.
Nuh uh luke
i'm getting pstd from being on this server
what
she alr got locked out and back in bozo
😭 as you wish lmnotluke. that was a huge blunder on my part and i'll make sure to follow your identity precisely from now on
luke? i was luke once
sup
IShowLuke
bruh the lockout penalty was the last strike you stupid bozo
crazy? i was crazy once
until they locked me up in a mexican cartel basement and made me watch stuff
cheater? i was a cheater once
until my wife exposed me
I will stop calling you "Luke". You don't deserve to be called "Luke" anymore. You're not a real magician. You are not Luke...
Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
yikes wdym once? once a cheater always a cheater get that in your fking head
were u
who said i was a minor 
just call me wathever name you want,but NO Luke,luke LuKe,LukE and each Luke combinations
wtf are you guys doing
Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
Today was a good day
👍 Iuke
i actually cheated once like 6 yrs ago
ok LUKe
when was that like 1970
Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
when u were 50 years old
dont you cry no more
u got two of your lichess accounfs banned?
yes
that is mindblowing
no thats @digital phoenix
oh right
im pretty sure one of it chained because of alt
alright I'm luke,ask me questions
are u a real magician
why are you luke but im luki
real
Luke? I was luky onc-
online, wanted to see if i would get caught (i did)
nah but its funny tho, two of lichess accs got banned 
u can actualy use stockfish ever 4-5 games and not be banned
i feel disappointed
no,I own a deck but I'm practicing magic
I just found out that
on a scale of 1-100, how much would the reality of your magician-ness be considered by others to truly be?
should have said never cheated instead smh
oh fk
69
same connotation ok i could be banned for abuse
masquerading as a man with a reason
cheating is cheating, being banned is being banned whatsoever
Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
you can cheat without getting banned

why are u lowkey targeting zax?
Because your father's named you like that,next question
huh?
girl i didn't mention him before you did
huiee
Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
my name is luka
Say my name
ah right, it just reminded me of him
Lol
my name
everything reminds you of him 😭
you smart you loyal
Say luka and the s/a/i
i think im gonna look at random banned accounts and take someones user
You are not Luke. The time you deserved to be called "Luke" are gone now. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SECOND COMING OF BLAINE. YOU LIED TO ME. Not Luke, Not a real magician. No one.
itll be funny
shhh he got a gf
wht
who doesnt know that he has a discord account
@simple lagoon if ur a real magician can u spawn a sim racing rig next to me pls, and a new car in my garage
Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.
ok thanks for the hate
do you have a bf
No
😔
that's what makes me think he is lying tbh
huie imagine ur gf not knowing u got dc 😭👈
anyways show images to dm so I can get epic pfp
imagine u on dc chatting and she asks what u doing "oh nothing"
its a perfect excuse to not having to show proof
😫
he said he was a real magician and then didnt show me any magic. he's not luke, and he's not a real magician. who's he then? no one.
hes a real luke magician, neither luke nor magician
what if his gf also has a discord acc he doesnt know of
what are you trying to do
his magic is making lukes appear
ive got a super rare pokemon card... but i cant show it to you or else pokemon will take it away from me
crazy duo
does your bf know you are on discord
ye
oh oh oh or "nah you dont know this guy. he goes to a different school"
damn, can i talk to him
i have a gm title, but i cant show it to you or else fide will take it away from me

ofc not
dude i was lied to. what am trying to do? i cant be silent while baing so betrayed
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why, afraid ill steal him from you?
vimun the pro at stealing men - 2023
im afraid he'll steal u from me
uh what
bro thinks he is an actor
ah im stupid
Alright I think you don't understand
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I'm practicing magic,and the magician thing is for getting girls (duhh)
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My real name is Luke ( Well kinda)
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One more Pharapagh and I kill your family
smh imagine admitting to that
pharagaph 💀
Pheromones
ye i just woke up so
girl I'm not english
my minds not in the right state
Bro cannot spell paragraph.
i doubt people even care tbh
this is a draw?
bro failed English 8 times
i get it but... pharagaph 💀
ye they don care ab u
girl I'm drunk rn
they don't care about us 😔
there's no us
please stop flirting in my dms weirdo... @grim edge
why are all cr tournaments at 3am like holy shit

mhm your previous words contradict that
girl I'm playin with my carfs
o-oh.. i-im s-ssory..
what is a carf
cringe detected cringe detected

cards
can i buy the cringe detector how much does it cost
no thats a different thing than a carf
all the world's a stage
1 nitro
I told you I'm drunk I can tsun othpe
ok i tried to figure out what you meant by this but i actually cant do it this time
oh it was my cat

w rizz?
fr
well we can do another thing to pay it
its morning !
like killing your mother and selling shis organs
Shut up. What are you reserving to now? Admit it. You are not a real magician. You didn't show me a single trick. Hah, and kill my family? C'mon, tell me the country I live in then, I'm giving you one more chance to prove you're a magician. Tell me my country. You gotta at least know where I live to actually kill my family ;).
smh girl it's 4 pm for you
no its 10
Earth, Universe
he real magician dumbass
Ha, not a real magician.
i didn't know the Philippines were in the same timezone as Europe
damn you really live at mars?

now you know
THEN WHY DIDNT HE SHOW ME A SINGLE TRICK?
heyoo
he turn your family to frog soon buddy 👍
las lost to a 900
anyways gonna teach my cat how to play chess
LOL you didnt have to do him like that by bringing that up again
No, god damn snickers.
please change your pfp to something more appropriate, its- i-itss- ITS MAKING ME HARD

muie
dm me if your wife needs some 👍

I'm his wife
@grim edge you need some?
sighs in disbelief
who's the dom
drunk luke-yet-non-luke is going crazy rn
no thanks
okay honey
yuck

in dms you kept spamming drooling emoji?
im a man pls get off me
I'll wait. I really still deeply hope he can do magic, that he's a real magician. But my hope is dying away with each second.
can you show us some of these dms
how about I show you magic trick huh? when I slap shit out of you spit will come out of your mouth
thats gonna encourage him more
don't have pics permission
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sowyy i cannot resist your pfp, its making me hard
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welcome
carlbot isnt connected
I'll wait for you with a bouquet of roses. Even tho that wouldn't be magic. You're really going down "Luke"s path.
@grim edge says you're dumbass
i want my kitty
smh what did the poor girl do to deserve that
what is happening
You smart you incredible you badass when I look at your eyes I see what god did go buy a house for your mama spend my money as you want
#💬〡chess-talk see the photo I just sent
@grim edge is talking shit
Anyone is a dumbass in eyes of the other if their views don't match.
ur pfp is hot
you just jealous cause she isn't yours
behave people cmon now
L
smh so many kids in chat
i dont know what that is
i see yes...
bro is this guy actually putting these reactions himself
bro is obsessed with miciela 😭
he hate us cuz he ainus
fr
he what
I think its projecting
stop hating us cause you ainus
I think they hit head too hard as babies now they talking nonsense
smh
anyone want see how I defeat my cat in chess?
i saw it
Smh smh smh
wont it sweep all the pieces
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#]
ez another one
no way.
this is the most normal this place will ever get
13th victim over 2000 elo
its those doctors who graduated using chatgpt fault
And...?
LOL these guys are premoving right
Except for when its just chess statistics, but thats boring asf
i think the implications of my message were pretty apparent
yep. my heart’s shattered
except 4 of them, yeah
This server is either boring or weird, one of them
how it they fault your dumbass fell with head on pavement?
that's enough man
no, they're kinda not
unfortunate.
you can stop now
explain for an uneducated one, please.
in layman's terms: "bro you just posted cringe"
people still play chess?
no
@grim edge tag me and I respond but I'm the who need to stop? maybe hit head a little too hard?
@digital phoenix look dm
ohh ok
I wonder
this is a chess server and no one plays chess
protect me
Rizz
aw
literally
would you be so kind to explain how's that cringe?
I play clash royale
no way its cole, short form for cole
Probably because chess gets boring fast
thats nice
<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate pfp and comments
are you a piece of chess? because I want en passant you 
cole coal
didnt u say it's nice
yeah not like ur hard comment am i right
why you pulling a 69
real
Are you racist or what?


