#💬〡general-off-topic

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keen edge
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Im losing im trading pieces

tame pilot
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black queen e8

digital phoenix
keen edge
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And a rook

pale forum
mellow fiber
digital phoenix
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oh its because ur still losing badly @keen edge

grim edge
tame pilot
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new chess starting positions

grim edge
digital phoenix
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3 knights

south hull
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a

digital phoenix
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ok yeah i need to fix my knight also

digital phoenix
last verge
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Dutch Defense: Fianchetto, Ilyin-Zhenevsky, Alatortsev-Lisitsyn Line

mellow fiber
hasty iris
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CHAT GPT IS SO DUMB

somber bear
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Anyone wanna play

hasty iris
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????

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clown

digital phoenix
mellow fiber
digital phoenix
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no shot u just threw the bishop away

mellow fiber
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😭 😭 😭 😭

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this is why ill never reach 1000

digital phoenix
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-8

split venture
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any 1500 wanna challenge me

hasty iris
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ok chatgpt is too dumb to code such a simple thing i willl have to do it manually

mellow fiber
hasty iris
obtuse citrus
mellow fiber
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rip

hasty iris
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everywhere else in the world

mellow fiber
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google is a capitalist company

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crazy?

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i was crazy once

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they locked me in a room

meager ibex
mellow fiber
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a rubber room

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a rubber room with rats

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and rats make me crazy

meager ibex
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Thats crazy

graceful lintel
grim edge
hasty iris
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clown fr

grim edge
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Sounds like he had a whole adventure

obtuse citrus
grim edge
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Cats are for the weak dogs are for big strong men

obtuse citrus
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Nuh uh

grim edge
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hello chat

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Bill nye the science guy

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BILL BILL BILL BILL

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science rules

grim edge
grim edge
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Science sucks

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Bill makes science fun

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He literally invented science

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... what

grim edge
young wedge
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is this against the sportsmanship if you offer draw in losing position?

grim edge
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My head just popping around rn

digital phoenix
young wedge
digital phoenix
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yeah cos its funny

young wedge
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and kinda insulted me

young wedge
digital phoenix
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shouldnt have offered a draw

young wedge
viral epoch
digital phoenix
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offering a draw when losing is like sayinng ur opponent is too stupid to win

graceful lintel
glossy radish
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hey

mossy comet
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suddenly i get 2 friend requests from some random guys and their bio says something about like mass friend requests and stuff

grim edge
mossy comet
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ima sleep anyway goodnight

glossy radish
mossy comet
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most annoying thing ever

digital phoenix
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people who dont like opponents resigning suck at ches

mossy comet
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i mean at least you get elo from it

idle bobcat
digital phoenix
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if my opponents arent resigning when theyre losing its pissing me off

digital phoenix
viral epoch
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I don't care whether my opponent resigns or not, I win either way

idle bobcat
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but it feels cool

mossy comet
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me trying to do smothered mate without moving the knight 400 times:

digital phoenix
glossy radish
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i like winning

viral epoch
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Hi v

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The busy one

digital phoenix
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too busy to respond

glossy radish
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sorry

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hi venti

split venture
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any 1500 above wanna challenge me

digital phoenix
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im 3k

split venture
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sure, wanna challenge?

digital phoenix
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eh sure

split venture
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rapid 10m unrated?

grim edge
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wait how do i spectate this

digital phoenix
digital phoenix
split venture
digital phoenix
glossy radish
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cough

grim edge
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where is the "watch" button at bruh

cold ember
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8-10 seconds per move and every move is best move

good gamer chair?

glossy radish
grim edge
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hi v

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wait i found it

keen parrot
acoustic drift
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Hi

mint yew
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Ellllloooooo chat been a long time

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Amd chat died

acoustic drift
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#me new

mint yew
stable jungleBOT
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acoustic drift
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Thnx

lusty harness
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hi

mint yew
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Ello

mint yew
stable jungleBOT
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meager ibex
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is sending gay pron allowed?

mint yew
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Yea do /connect to have opinion

lusty harness
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is 800 elo high

mint yew
meager ibex
keen parrot
lusty harness
mint yew
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But as a 1400 i should not be saying that

lusty harness
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damn i've been grinding for 2 months

mint yew
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For 2 mo. Its quite good

lusty harness
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i guess i have to try harderBRUHNOOO

meager ibex
lusty harness
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no

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well maybe yes

meager ibex
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yea learn more openings

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italian and ponziani wont take u far

mint yew
# meager ibex yea learn more openings

Opening Repiteour

-White
Vienna Game
Italian Game
Bishop's Opening
London System
Pseudo-Catalan Opening
Retì

-Black
Caro-Kann Defence
French Defence
Scilian Defence
Nimzo-Indian Defence (Indian Game)
Slav Defence
Dutch Defence

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Hmm that good?

warm turret
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quality over quantity...

meager ibex
graceful lintel
meager ibex
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why do i have the trusted role i was literally abt to send gay pron💀

mint yew
neon musk
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Hi everyone

graceful lintel
keen parrot
meager ibex
warm turret
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im not saying the openings are bad, the quality of YOU playing all those separate openings is bad

graceful lintel
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Play d5 💀🥹

neon musk
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Hi tilt

keen parrot
mint yew
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Those my main

graceful lintel
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Too much theory

warm turret
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then don't list all those openings as your repetoire lol

mint yew
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I hate scilian tho

timid wren
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why is it not showing my 1300 wins
10+0 is rapid right

neon musk
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Guys, what do you think is better practically at 2k level: Nc3 or Tarrasch against the French?

timid wren
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it shows in 'All'

glossy radish
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idk

mint yew
graceful lintel
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Play Nf3 Pog best opening

warm turret
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average gotham viewer

mint yew
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My least played opening is London system and Dutch Def.

mint yew
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I dont ussually play vienna gambit

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Anymore.

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I like postional chess

hard gyro
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College classes suck BRUHNOOO

graceful lintel
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I think I'm the only who don't know any theory BRUHNOOO

mint yew
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Yea i think ima pass out 1st

tranquil shale
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You cannot really say you don’t like gambits if you haven’t tried them.

mint yew
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My head hurts

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Is this quite good?

graceful lintel
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Low rated players learning 10 diff types of openings BRUHNOOO

hard gyro
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First game after renouncing my retirement. Went pretty well.

graceful lintel
mint yew
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I think

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
split venture
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@digital phoenix GG

mint yew
digital phoenix
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gg

glossy radish
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smh

mint yew
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Who won???

graceful lintel
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Ofc v cloned

somber bear
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Anyone wanna play

mint yew
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Is 2050 E elo good for 1375 elo?

queen canyon
grim edge
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um...

graceful lintel
grim edge
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ooo its the 3am chesscom discord crowd

glossy radish
grim edge
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how r u guys

glossy radish
grim edge
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v go to bed jfc

glossy radish
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please

graceful lintel
split venture
mint yew
hard gyro
queen canyon
glossy radish
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whismy

grim edge
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vvvvv

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v vv vv v go to bed

glossy radish
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ily

graceful lintel
grim edge
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its like. 3 am

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im go bed now

nimble niche
queen canyon
split venture
graceful lintel
mint yew
queen canyon
graceful lintel
nimble niche
graceful lintel
worn iceBOT
# nimble niche https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86339918011?tab=review
Lasanga (2313) vs. MatPaooo (943)

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Move List
1. Nc3 d5 2. e4 d4 3. Nce2 e5 4. Ng3 Nc6 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. d3 Qe7 7. f4 Bg4 8. Nf3 b5 9. Bb3 exf4 10. Bxf4 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Ne5 12. Bxe5 Qxe5 13. O-O Bd6 14. Nf5 O-O 15. Nxd6 cxd6 16. Qf5 a5 17. a4 Qxf5 18. Rxf5 b4 19. Rc1 Rfe8 20. c3 Rec8 21. Bc4 dxc3 22. bxc3 h6 23. cxb4 axb4 24. Ra1 Rc5 25. Rf2 d5 26. exd5 Nxd5 27. Rf5 Raa5 28. Bb5 Rcxb5 29. d4 Rb6 30. g4 Rg6 31. h3 Rg5 32. Rf3 Nc3 33. Rd3 h5 34. Kf2 hxg4 35. hxg4 Rxg4 36. Kf3 Rag5 37. Rad1 Nxd1 38. Rxd1 b3 39. Re1 Rxd4 40. Re8+ Kh7 41. Rb8 Rh5 42. Kg2 Rd3 43. Rb4 f6 44. Kf2 Re5 45. Rh4+ Kg6 46. Rg4+ Kf7 47. Rb4 g5 48. Rb7+ Kg6 49. Kf1 Kf5 50. Rb4 Re4 51. Rb6 Rxa4 52. Ke2 Rad4 53. Ke1 g4 54. Kf1 Ke5 55. Kf2 f5 56. Rc6 Rf3+ 57. Ke2 b2 58. Rc5+ Rd5 59. Rc8 b1=Q 60. Re8+ [Kf4] 
queen canyon
nimble niche
grim edge
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i was watching the game live.. las definitely was not trying or something.

nimble niche
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The fact that the guy took 10 seconds to recapture the the exchange says something

mint yew
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Wats your win rates in rapid, bullet, blitz?

grand shore
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White to mate in 3. (for the nubs)

graceful lintel
queen canyon
mint yew
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Ayyy am have bigger win rate than 1500 :)

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I dont think in bullet

digital phoenix
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im bad

queen canyon
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But still playing so well at 940 its pretty crazy

graceful lintel
mint yew
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Thats why its 51%

queen canyon
mint yew
split venture
mint yew
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WR - Winrate

digital phoenix
mint yew
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Exact pls :)

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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purely because he called me bad im saying hes a cheater

mint yew
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Am having a elo research

digital phoenix
mint yew
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Only rated :)

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It cant count in unrated :( cuz cc wont count it

mint yew
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For example when i lost 1-7 against a 2200

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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blitz 53%
rapid 69%
bullet 51%

grim edge
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nice

queen canyon
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Noice

digital phoenix
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lul

graceful lintel
mint yew
queen canyon
mint yew
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By alot

graceful lintel
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Me with 47% wr in rapid BRUHNOOO waaaa NOOOO

grim edge
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how do i check?

mint yew
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We same on bullet

rustic hare
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i played so bad game review couldnt come up with an estimate of my rating

digital phoenix
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with unrated my rapid stats are good tho

digital phoenix
mint yew
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I know you beat kids at chess when unrated

digital phoenix
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aw

rustic hare
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im super rusty at chess i lose to 400 Elos 💀

graceful lintel
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Ive played only 228 games in rapid COPIUM

grim edge
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oh i definitely have not played enough games to have an accurate wr LOL

mint yew
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I have played 710 games rapid

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Otb not included

graceful lintel
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I might reach 2k at 500 games smth

grim edge
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these stats dont seem right

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OH i didnt have it on all time alright

graceful lintel
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Hydroxide

mint yew
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For some reason my winrate in OTB is 69% Blitz, 61% Rapid, 64% Classical, 57% Bullet (aginst my 1500 cc friends)

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Cuz i suck at bullet

digital phoenix
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how do u even calculate otb winrate

grim edge
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bro kept track

mint yew
digital phoenix
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my last tournament i only had one loss HyperBlobOnDrug

mint yew
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1.5-2.5 Vidad - Viñalon
My 1st game otb am 2.5

grim edge
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i havent played otb even though i probably could easily attend something

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im not prepared to get stomped

graceful lintel
mint yew
graceful lintel
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Ive got selected for district level chess OMEGALUL

mint yew
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I keep track in my chess note book

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
graceful lintel
mint yew
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My last otb UNOFFICIAL lose was 27 games ago (27-0-0) W-D-L

grim edge
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ok i might be 900 fide though idk

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or less lol

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so i cant say anything

digital phoenix
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how do u feel about that

digital phoenix
graceful lintel
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I might be 1300 fide which is top 80k Cheesecom

mint yew
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My last SEMIOFFICIAL lose was 5 games ago (4-1-0) W-D-L

grim edge
digital phoenix
grim edge
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theres a limit to how bad your fide rating can be?

digital phoenix
mint yew
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OFFICIAL-I dont play official

grim edge
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lol alright

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playing unrated otb events sounds really fun though

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i wouldnt mind that

mint yew
digital phoenix
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if i drop below half total im gonna be pissed

glossy radish
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who pinged stupid

grim edge
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a3

graceful lintel
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Just looked at my very first games of rapid COPIUM
I shouldn't have done that

glossy radish
grim edge
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a3

graceful lintel
grim edge
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a3

graceful lintel
mint yew
graceful lintel
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Yea I've played only 228 games so it didn't took that much time

digital phoenix
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fair enough

grim edge
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ok apparently my first game on chess.com was in december 2022 and i was 900

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im improving so slowly lol

graceful lintel
timid wren
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my 1st game was against a 900

grim edge
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if you go to your completed games there's a "Last" button for the pages bro

graceful lintel
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Nah 💀

timid wren
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nah u can click last

digital phoenix
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u could just go to the last page

mint yew
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All my elos
1375 Chess.com, 1529 Lchess, 1686 School District

timid wren
digital phoenix
timid wren
graceful lintel
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Is there any to count only rated games??

digital phoenix
digital phoenix
grim edge
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yo school district elo is an ego booster?

mint yew
graceful lintel
digital phoenix
graceful lintel
mint yew
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Cuz i hate Lchess

grim edge
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Lchess 💀

glossy radish
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kit

grim edge
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yeah?

digital phoenix
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pretty bad run but 5.5/8 and money so im satisfied

grim edge
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please tell me this is ai generated

digital phoenix
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lmao

mint yew
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My worst run in a school district tournament was 7/10 (3rd place for my school)

glossy radish
grim edge
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❤️

digital phoenix
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what

mint yew
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Is 7/10 good for a school district tournament?

glossy radish
digital phoenix
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is that meant to be racist

pastel phoenix
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Bro

grim edge
glossy radish
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:D

timid wren
pastel phoenix
grim edge
pastel phoenix
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Look at description

digital phoenix
pastel phoenix
graceful lintel
pastel phoenix
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Bro both the excellent and the brillant have the same description💀

solemn ivy
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Bruh no

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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when everyones racist to muslim country mods dont do shit but anything else they come

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but yeah fine i get it

timid wren
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ur in malaysia?

frigid compass
# pastel phoenix

when your winning with a lotta material it doesnt matter that you lose a queen for free

digital phoenix
solemn ivy
digital phoenix
solemn ivy
queen canyon
graceful lintel
solemn ivy
digital phoenix
glossy radish
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you guys type to much

keen parrot
solemn ivy
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🤖

graceful lintel
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Reached 9.1k MSG on this server peepoCute LETSGO LETSGO

mint yew
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E chat

solemn ivy
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not everyones american + religion

digital phoenix
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with the standards of this server yes

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but theres double standard

queen canyon
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You can say anything and be racist here tbh

mint yew
glossy radish
keen parrot
solemn ivy
grizzled valve
digital phoenix
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basically dont insult americans and ull never be racist

mint yew
digital phoenix
broken portal
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thats gay

keen parrot
solemn ivy
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sorry im not a human

digital phoenix
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idk

grim edge
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guys this conversation is starting to be cringe

digital phoenix
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if homophobia isnt allowed they might as well throw religions out of the window

graceful lintel
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I think it's fine to be gay or smth

queen canyon
solemn ivy
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You just insulted almost every religion

queen canyon
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Not fun actually

keen parrot
digital phoenix
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braindead

keen parrot
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wild thought

covert cosmos
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wtf is chat

frigid compass
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guys this is a chess server calm tf down

mint yew
graceful lintel
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@grim edge it's all ur fault

digital phoenix
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i only dont like them bcoz of what 1975 did in malaysia

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talk about respecting people

solemn ivy
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Your not supposed to be hateful, u just dont support them, doesnt mean u trash talk them and go to hunt them or something 💀

keen edge
solemn ivy
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its all mikeys fault

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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and now i cant even escape this shithole of a server bcoz fearsamuel is a salty shit

grizzled valve
keen edge
solemn ivy
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💀

graceful lintel
glossy radish
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dude what

solemn ivy
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Whats going on

keen edge
graceful lintel
mint yew
#

In this postion there is Mate In One

grim edge
solemn ivy
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ikr, be whatever u want just dont go near me

graceful lintel
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Found mate in one??always look for better

solemn ivy
queen canyon
graceful lintel
keen edge
graceful lintel
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Chats going brrrrrrrrBRUHNOOO LETSGO

digital phoenix
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oh yeah

solemn ivy
graceful lintel
queen canyon
solemn ivy
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You can look i dont mind

keen parrot
glossy radish
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dadadadadadaddadada

digital phoenix
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its a music group they came and did gay shit on stage to protest against literal national law and cancelled the thing and made everyone lose money

solemn ivy
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im joking lmfaoo

digital phoenix
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dude are we gonna make doctors have a hell job

queen canyon
digital phoenix
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like oh no i cant identify a gender of the baby bcoz they havent decided

graceful lintel
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Nah I'm a Walmart bag

digital phoenix
solemn ivy
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My unborn son whos gonna be born in 15 years is gonna be a Turkish/Kebab

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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americans still probably support them ngl

queen canyon
grizzled valve
# keen edge Huh!?

ok ill start.
OH, My Gahd. You are so ✨ attractive✨ with that cat profile picture on you, ha-ha 😍

keen parrot
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you guys cry so much about stuff that doesn't affect you its insane

covert cosmos
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i ate a mcdonalds in taiwan and they forgot the burger patte they just gave me the bread 💀

graceful lintel
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BrrrrrrBRUHNOOO LETSGO LETSGO PogU

solemn ivy
digital phoenix
solemn ivy
#

V clone nothing affects u you never leave this server

digital phoenix
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my giving me nice food OMEGALUL

digital phoenix
graceful lintel
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Run away

grizzled valve
solemn ivy
queen canyon
graceful lintel
keen parrot
#

modern day Shakespeare

digital phoenix
#

a baby. has a set gender.

mint yew
graceful lintel
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Reasons why u should date me:
I rich
I loyal
I straight
I don't support LGBTQ
I have experience
I love kids
I know how to make Maggie and tea
Gender equality
I can bake
I don't play genshin impact
I am mod
I support all races equally even the bad one
There are only two genders
I funny
Video games
I am Asian
I good at maths and sci
I hate social science
Chemistry is...nvm
I'll come back with milk
Active discord and insta user
I dont have snap
Psy is best
I know who asked
I know what is the victoras secret

solemn ivy
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theres a war going on outside no man is safe from, you can run but you cant hide forever

digital phoenix
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u ever see parents say like oh u dont know my babys gender like what u gonna do

digital phoenix
queen canyon
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Then get 818284 infections and diseases 15 years later

graceful lintel
digital phoenix
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unless u want a chess related one

solemn ivy
solemn ivy
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he loves kids 💀 💀 blunder

grizzled valve
grim edge
solemn ivy
keen edge
graceful lintel
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Managed to change topic EZ EZ

solemn ivy
grim edge
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ok im fine with lgbtq until they start forcing it on children. its the same thing with religion imo

keen edge
solemn ivy
digital phoenix
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if i had a kid who was lgbt i would

grizzled valve
keen parrot
grim edge
placid oriole
digital phoenix
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i would obviously not have one because its against the law duhhhh i legally cant say anything else

keen edge
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If a parents in spain tries to convice his child to not be trans he can go to JAIL 💀 even -18

graceful lintel
solemn ivy
digital phoenix
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if im in america tho im just gonna go buy milk and never come back

keen parrot
graceful lintel
keen edge
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Ikr its so obvious

solemn ivy
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i wont arrest him ill kill him 💀 and i wont get arrested because i killed a mass murderer

mint yew
#

Not Psy

digital phoenix
grim edge
graceful lintel
keen parrot
digital phoenix
solemn ivy
queen canyon
solemn ivy
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i wont get too many years

grim edge
# digital phoenix people are stupid

Yes, people are stupid. Everyone should have basic human rights (which is to be respected) but if you are blaming the group for the actions of an individual member then you are fkED in the head

solemn ivy
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gotta kill someone atleast once in ur life ( im joking mods)

digital phoenix
keen parrot
grizzled valve
digital phoenix
queen canyon
solemn ivy
keen parrot
keen parrot
digital phoenix
#

i was very active back then still tho alongside with scipio

mint yew
#

E chat

keen parrot
#

its what most people here said tbf

solemn ivy
keen parrot
#

like las

solemn ivy
queen canyon
#

Gay people that dont touch kids and wear rainbow flags are fine to me

keen parrot
graceful lintel
#

What does minor mean??

keen parrot
grizzled valve
digital phoenix
#

yeah just keep it to urself or something like how vegans should just keep their vege to themselves

grim edge
#

bro's missing out my point but ok

digital phoenix
#

there was a vegan in a restaurant i was eating in complaining about why the chicken wasnt vegetarian

keen edge
#

Welp in spain some weeks ago they arrested and filed a lawsuit agaisnt a guy that made fun of a girl identifying as a cat...

graceful lintel
#

Bro Got basted BRUHNOOO

queen canyon
grim edge
#

this is kinda true ngl. all of the terms are very hard to keep up with

keen parrot
digital phoenix
solemn ivy
#

thats why u have to carry a gun

digital phoenix
#

but funny tho

keen parrot
#

vegans, religious ppl whatever

covert cosmos
simple lagoon
#

I'm real magician

grim edge
#

i am religious and i am the nicest

solemn ivy
#

hi luke im luke

grizzled valve
keen parrot
glossy radish
#

sleeepyyy

grim edge
graceful lintel
keen parrot
glossy radish
solemn ivy
#

the other day i nuked a restaurant for not serving me vegan cheese steak 😭

keen parrot
#

what did i do to deserve that

grim edge
#

:))

graceful lintel
#

I'm the nicest peepohappy peepoSmol

simple lagoon
keen edge
#

isymbol is*

digital phoenix
grim edge
#

this is why u should never teach bad stuff

grizzled valve
grim edge
#

it will come back at you

keen parrot
keen edge
grim edge
#

i could maybe be vegetarian if it weren't for chicken... vegan is a no-go though

grizzled valve
queen canyon
#

I am vegan, i eat vegan beef and vegan pork

digital phoenix
#

where did doofus come from and what does that have to do with me

keen parrot
#

nope

graceful lintel
#

Doofus is my alt

simple lagoon
grim edge
keen edge
#

Nuh uh

grizzled valve
grim edge
#

nope. he locked me out without giving me a warn, so nice

grizzled valve
keen parrot
grim edge
digital phoenix
#

when i see r_doofus i see a guy with a chessboard

simple lagoon
keen parrot
#

she had a kinky pfp 😏

graceful lintel
covert cosmos
keen edge
keen parrot
#

you saw the clip right

grim edge
simple lagoon
keen edge
queen canyon
glossy radish
#

luke?

grizzled valve
keen parrot
#

some girl with a choker and chains or sum shit

covert cosmos
grim edge
keen edge
graceful lintel
keen edge
grim edge
keen edge
simple lagoon
graceful lintel
grim edge
grim edge
keen edge
digital phoenix
#

luke is a real magician

keen edge
#

Luke

grim edge
#

because someone liked it as my pfp 😏

keen parrot
#

she did it for her boyfriend yep

grim edge
graceful lintel
grim edge
#

no pfsd

grim edge
#

thatbro was sensitive and pinged the mods on me

keen parrot
grim edge
#

so ig i had to change it

covert cosmos
#

bru

grizzled valve
# simple lagoon uhhh

Luke. Listen the hell up, Luke. You come here, you tell me you're a real magician, you show me a garbage trick that doesn't even work, and now you ask me to stop calling you Luke...That doesn't work like that, Luke. You show me a magic trick. WOW ME, LUKE. MAKE ME DROP MY JAW, LUKE.

grim edge
#

huh who say im a woman

keen parrot
#

frrr 🏳️‍🌈

keen edge
#

Hi (TW: Normal, epic font, Non-greetable guys)

grim edge
#

I DID

#

he's stupid

keen parrot
#

who tf here has ptsd from bondage, the average age is like 13

keen edge
#

Im an alien

digital phoenix
#

i have ptsd from breaking my finger

keen parrot
grim edge
#

ok ngl the argument "if it offends someone it's not okay" is kind of dangerous

#

i didnt even need to appeal cuz my friend vimun here did it for me 💅

simple lagoon
grim edge
#

nah shut up

grim edge
#

ok but i said sorry wholeheartedly and promise not to do it again

keen edge
#

Wait what i just discovered i have ptsd 💀

covert cosmos
keen parrot
#

its not even sex, this is shit that no one here has even thought of doing

keen parrot
#

except miciela ofc

grizzled valve
# simple lagoon I'm out

Great, Luke. I am sad, Luke. Sad I was lied to, sad I was stripped of possible happiness I could've experienced after being amazed by your trick, Luke.

keen edge
covert cosmos
#

i'm getting pstd from being on this server

grim edge
#

what

keen parrot
#

she alr got locked out and back in bozo

grim edge
solemn ivy
boreal cosmos
#

sup

solemn ivy
#

IShowLuke

grim edge
#

bruh the lockout penalty was the last strike you stupid bozo

digital phoenix
solemn ivy
#

until they locked me up in a mexican cartel basement and made me watch stuff

keen parrot
solemn ivy
#

until my wife exposed me

grizzled valve
keen edge
#

Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.

grim edge
digital phoenix
keen parrot
#

who said i was a minor Danielsip

simple lagoon
covert cosmos
#

wtf are you guys doing

keen edge
#

Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.

solemn ivy
keen parrot
digital phoenix
keen edge
solemn ivy
digital phoenix
#

when u were 50 years old

solemn ivy
#

dont you cry no more

grim edge
grim edge
#

that is mindblowing

keen parrot
grim edge
digital phoenix
#

im pretty sure one of it chained because of alt

simple lagoon
#

alright I'm luke,ask me questions

digital phoenix
solemn ivy
meager ibex
keen edge
#

Luke? I was luky onc-

keen parrot
#

online, wanted to see if i would get caught (i did)

grim edge
#

nah but its funny tho, two of lichess accs got banned KEKW

meager ibex
#

u can actualy use stockfish ever 4-5 games and not be banned

digital phoenix
grim edge
simple lagoon
solemn ivy
tropic plaza
#

I just found out that

digital phoenix
#

i have a very old chess.com account which i forgot the name of

grim edge
keen parrot
digital phoenix
#

oh fk

digital phoenix
#

same connotation ok i could be banned for abuse

grim edge
#

not same connotation

#

nah its different

solemn ivy
grim edge
#

cheating is cheating, being banned is being banned whatsoever

keen edge
# solemn ivy

Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luke once a luke room with rats and rats make me luke. Luke? I was luky once a luky room with rats and rats make me luke.

keen parrot
#

you can cheat without getting banned

digital phoenix
grim edge
simple lagoon
grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
#

huiee

keen edge
solemn ivy
#

Say my name

grim edge
keen edge
#

Lol

simple lagoon
keen parrot
solemn ivy
#

you smart you loyal

keen edge
#

Say luka and the s/a/i

digital phoenix
#

i think im gonna look at random banned accounts and take someones user

grizzled valve
digital phoenix
#

itll be funny

grim edge
grim edge
#

who doesnt know that he has a discord account

solemn ivy
#

@simple lagoon if ur a real magician can u spawn a sim racing rig next to me pls, and a new car in my garage

keen edge
keen parrot
solemn ivy
#

😔

keen parrot
grim edge
#

huie imagine ur gf not knowing u got dc 😭👈

simple lagoon
#

anyways show images to dm so I can get epic pfp

grim edge
#

imagine u on dc chatting and she asks what u doing "oh nothing"

keen parrot
#

its a perfect excuse to not having to show proof

grim edge
#

😫

grizzled valve
# covert cosmos wht

he said he was a real magician and then didnt show me any magic. he's not luke, and he's not a real magician. who's he then? no one.

digital phoenix
grim edge
#

what if his gf also has a discord acc he doesnt know of

digital phoenix
#

his magic is making lukes appear

grim edge
#

ive got a super rare pokemon card... but i cant show it to you or else pokemon will take it away from me

#

crazy duo

keen parrot
grim edge
#

oh oh oh or "nah you dont know this guy. he goes to a different school"

keen parrot
digital phoenix
keen parrot
grim edge
grizzled valve
solemn ivy
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keen parrot
digital phoenix
#

vimun the pro at stealing men - 2023

grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
#

ah im stupid

simple lagoon
keen parrot
#

smh imagine admitting to that

solemn ivy
#

Pheromones

grim edge
#

ye i just woke up so

simple lagoon
grim edge
#

my minds not in the right state

magic vigil
#

Bro cannot spell paragraph.

digital phoenix
keen parrot
#

i doubt people even care tbh

timid wren
#

this is a draw?

simple lagoon
grim edge
grim edge
simple lagoon
keen parrot
grim edge
#

there's no us

grim edge
#

stop daydreaming

placid oriole
#

please stop flirting in my dms weirdo... @grim edge

digital phoenix
#

why are all cr tournaments at 3am like holy shit

grim edge
keen parrot
simple lagoon
grim edge
grim edge
simple lagoon
glossy radish
simple lagoon
digital phoenix
grim edge
grizzled valve
digital phoenix
#

and i left my wallet at home

simple lagoon
grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
#

w rizz?

keen parrot
#

fr

simple lagoon
grim edge
simple lagoon
#

like killing your mother and selling shis organs

grizzled valve
keen parrot
grim edge
#

no its 10

grizzled valve
keen parrot
simple lagoon
keen parrot
grim edge
#

now you know

grizzled valve
grim edge
#

heyoo

placid oriole
nimble niche
#

las lost to a 900

simple lagoon
#

anyways gonna teach my cat how to play chess

grim edge
#

LOL you didnt have to do him like that by bringing that up again

grizzled valve
keen parrot
placid oriole
keen parrot
simple lagoon
grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
placid oriole
digital phoenix
grim edge
grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
#

yuck

keen parrot
placid oriole
grim edge
#

im a man pls get off me

grizzled valve
keen parrot
placid oriole
digital phoenix
placid oriole
grim edge
stable jungleBOT
#

Hey @placid oriole, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

grim edge
placid oriole
stable jungleBOT
#

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

keen parrot
stable jungleBOT
#

Hey @stable jungle, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

digital phoenix
#

welcome

grim edge
#

carlbot isnt connected

grizzled valve
placid oriole
glossy radish
#

i want my kitty

keen parrot
sleek oriole
#

what is happening

grim edge
simple lagoon
placid oriole
grizzled valve
sleek oriole
keen parrot
boreal cosmos
#

behave people cmon now

glossy radish
#

L

placid oriole
digital phoenix
grim edge
keen parrot
grim edge
#

he hate us cuz he ainus

keen parrot
digital phoenix
placid oriole
keen parrot
#

stop hating us cause you ainus

placid oriole
keen parrot
#

smh

simple lagoon
#

anyone want see how I defeat my cat in chess?

grim edge
#

i saw it

queen canyon
#

Smh smh smh

digital phoenix
nimble niche
worn iceBOT
nimble niche
#

ez another one

grim edge
#

no way.

digital phoenix
nimble niche
#

13th victim over 2000 elo

grim edge
grizzled valve
grim edge
queen canyon
grim edge
glossy radish
#

yep. my heart’s shattered

nimble niche
queen canyon
#

This server is either boring or weird, one of them

placid oriole
keen parrot
grizzled valve
grim edge
keen parrot
#

you can stop now

grizzled valve
grim edge
gentle depot
#

people still play chess?

digital phoenix
placid oriole
simple lagoon
#

@digital phoenix look dm

gentle depot
#

ohh ok

queen canyon
digital phoenix
#

this is a chess server and no one plays chess

grim edge
queen canyon
grim edge
#

aw

digital phoenix
#

literally

grizzled valve
placid oriole
digital phoenix
queen canyon
digital phoenix
keen parrot
simple lagoon
grim edge
grim edge
digital phoenix
gentle depot
keen parrot
queen canyon