💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

It does indeed look like Jerms

[grim edge]

repub if ur a thermodynamically perfect carnot engine

[viral epoch]

Germs

[boreal otter]

guys

[last verge]

impossible

[grim edge]

study math with meeeeeeeee

[mossy comet]

yeah

[boreal otter]

15 elo and im 2600

[last verge]

stewart theorem

[mossy comet]

and im 230

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mynamegarf

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 244 (peak)
Blitz: 255
Bullet: 180 (219 peak)

[grim edge]

hehe like the minion

[mossy comet]

244 i mean

[boreal otter]

xd no

[grim edge]

honestly if i get into the AIME ill be happy, and then i can focus on other projects

[elfin pebble]

I have one day left of summer

[eager compass]

I am scared

[mossy comet]

but theres 104 days of summer vacation

[grim edge]

this year im gonna try to focus a lot on writing shit

[last verge]

ptolemy theorem

[grim edge]

guhhhh duck does your school have science bowl/quiz bowl?

[light lark]

Congratulations

[grim edge]

ooo ooo this one ive heard of

[boreal otter]

33

[last verge]

i tjink so

[light lark]

What’s your username?

[grim edge]

guhhhh. ive dedicated myself to so much shit its all gonna collapse i just can feel it

[viral epoch]

Whisky why are you beige

[boreal otter]

same as on dc

[grim edge]

its bc i am very hot

[viral epoch]

Yes

[eager compass]

I have 753 elo, no one is better than me muahahaha

[last verge]

dont burn yourself out

[light cosmos]

Verse me

[grim edge]

guhhh i am in academic challenge and am starting a science bowl team with a friend

[light cosmos]

I have 903 Elo bro

[light lark]

Up to play days coming?

[grim edge]

i might. ill tell u if i finally have a psychotic break

[last verge]

i cant find my airpd case

[elfin pebble]

we got ROBED out of a week of ares

[last verge]

im loosing my shit i cant find my airpod case

[elfin pebble]

bet

[grim edge]

if i ever mentally snap im killing my bourgeois rat of an apush teacher

[boreal otter]

idk

[eager compass]

You are stockfish bro

[last verge]

im going to bribe my ap lang teacher with my snickerdoodle cookies

[grim edge]

im takign four ap classes this year wish me lucjk

[last verge]

all of my friends have been begging me for more snickerdoodles so i think theyre pretty good

[light lark]

Okay

[grim edge]

can i pls have a snickerdoodle 🥺

[last verge]

i have six 💀💀💀💀💀

[elfin pebble]

i am -1700 elo what does that maKE ME?

[grim edge]

i tried taking more but school wouldnt allow :(

[last verge]

im gonna die bro

[grim edge]

duck youre at a greater risk of burning out than I am

[elfin pebble]

i had a voice crack in typing

[last verge]

thats probably for the best school hasnt even started and im having second thoughts

[last verge]

its okay ill just drink it away

[grim edge]

DO VALIUM W ME 🔥

[elfin pebble]

👾

[last verge]

nothing like getting shitfaced at the school football game to cure ur worries

[eager compass]

The best engine

[digital phoenix]

tf is shitfaced

[grim edge]

ive unironically never been to a schoool football game sobbbbb

[elfin pebble]

yes ill make u8 get check mated in only 1 move

[grim edge]

ill go to one this year i think. ive had friends ask me

[last verge]

dont worry about it

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix shitfaced is EXACTLY what u think it means

[last verge]

go with your friends i don't even watch the football game i just hangout with my friends

[digital phoenix]

are u talking about football or american football

[last verge]

american

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[last verge]

i dont know the rules of either though

[grim edge]

AMERICA 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔

[eager compass]

Pawn checkmate?

[grim edge]

i have never competitively played a sport 🔥i just do cross country

[digital phoenix]

i got hard slide tackled in my first school soccer game

feels great

[elfin pebble]

sure

[jaunty folio]

Pov u like men (Ruy Lopez opening lovers)

[grim edge]

i really wanted to do robotics but schedule conflicts,,,,.......

[last verge]

i think that counts

[grim edge]

@last verge u wanna know whats amazing tho? i still get to do rocketry :p

[elfin pebble]

AMERICAAA🇺🇸

[grim edge]

rocketry > robotics

[jaunty folio]

Ban ruy lopez opening from chezz

[last verge]

im not gonna be board one for my schools chess club anymore 💔

[digital phoenix]

burger is good

[eager compass]

Omg, my favourite op

[grim edge]

nooooooooooooooo

[last verge]

we're getting two rising freshmen that are each over 2000 otb

[grim edge]

christ ok

2k otb. CHRIST lol

my school chessclub is kinda defunct rn im hoping somebody revives it

[digital phoenix]

some 2k otb are trash

[eager compass]

Dont do that

[last verge]

i have one of them added on cc he's 2700 bullet

[elfin pebble]

@U.S.Alovers its funny how u say one word and start a riot

[grim edge]

jfc

[last verge]

he's 2500 blitz and 2700 bullet i think he's valid

[digital phoenix]

fair enough

[grim edge]

guhhhhh. my instinct is to always do everything and thats backfiring horribly

[random drum]

I am studying physics to make pick up lines from it idk why

[digital phoenix]

i feel like the tournaments i go to the u1600s are more scary than the above 1600s

[grim edge]

it backfired last year it will backfire this year aahhh

[eager compass]

is there any br in the chat?

[random drum]

1200 on cc vs 2000 on lichess
easy win for cc

[digital phoenix]

br-ick

im not a brick

[grim edge]

anyways i gotta make this poster for my club. goodbye chat

[eager compass]

Lmfao

[random drum]

u are a d||u||ck

[last verge]

there aren't many good ones to be made

[random drum]

yeahh

[digital phoenix]

are u physics? cos im gonna screw you up

[last verge]

lil bro beat an IM in blitz and he's only 2000 uscf wtf

[grim edge]

are you a stellar mass black hole? cause my geodesic is bending towards u 🥴

[digital phoenix]

like how i screwed up my mock exam grades

[last verge]

who up bending they geodesic 🤤

[digital phoenix]

i beat a wim now give me a title

[last verge]

wtf

[grim edge]

are you a thermodynamically perfect carnot engine? cause ur so beautiful u cant exist irl....,,,,

[digital phoenix]

in otb also that was

and i was happy until i threw my next game against a 1600

[last verge]

bro lost to a 1600

[eager compass]

How long have you been playing chess?

[last verge]

2 weeks

[digital phoenix]

1600 fide

[last verge]

so still bad

[random drum]

The moon is beautiful, isn't it? 🤡

[digital phoenix]

i probably shouldnt have lost but 1600 is decent

[upbeat viper]

best 2 weeks long player

[grim edge]

cant wait until we all get obliterated by the steganographic nanotechological nyquist wave in 2043

[last verge]

on god

i thought nyquist was that shit you took to fall asleep

[eager compass]

I 've been playing seven months

[grim edge]

nooo i think it was. a dude. friends with claude shannon bc hes rly hot

claude shannon is my celebrity crush

[severe oxide]

totally real and legit 💀

[random drum]

@upbeat viperWhat if magnus says "I basted many people they weren't good"
Basted : A new term for 69-0 adoption in chess.
Lol

[last verge]

i'm 2000 and i've been playing 2 weeks why are you not rated 28000

clauf shampon

[severe oxide]

yeah yeah shut ur mouth loser

[grim edge]

bound by a steeerrr,,,, starboard to port

[severe oxide]

<@&745328830649991179> scam

[grim edge]

skullllllllllll

[eager compass]

I'm going to sleep good night to you

[severe oxide]

we all believe you buddy

[eager compass]

Lies

[random drum]

scam me pls

[grim edge]

look up shannons information theory u unironically will be fascinated

go awayyyy

[last verge]

lil bro got banned 😭

[random drum]

scam me to get 69 wishes from people who want u to die

[upbeat viper]

reach him in DM then

[random drum]

😂

[upbeat viper]

good luck to find him

[random drum]

It feels good when I look at this but still can't adopt him

I will adopt him for sure

[digital phoenix]

how

[random drum]

by defeating him 10 times in a row?

[last verge]

i wanted that $25 ngl

[digital phoenix]

no but like is that a random guy

[random drum]

frnd

ex classmate

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2017 (peak)

[graceful lintel]

Gm everyone

How's it going

[grim edge]

guess whos back 🥱

[digital phoenix]

chess

[graceful lintel]

Albert?

ded chat 🥹

[digital phoenix]

i cleanly destroyed a 2400

[glossy radish]

hey

[digital phoenix]

hi

[glossy radish]

las

[last verge]

v

[glossy radish]

ducky

[last verge]

v

[restive storm]

duckie

[last verge]

dory

[restive storm]

dor

[last verge]

23-]-0]

[restive storm]

oof

[restive storm]

What

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[restive storm]

[upbeat viper]

burp

[graceful lintel]

[restive storm]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[upbeat viper]

np

[restive storm]

Bro didn’t read server guide 💀

[graceful lintel]

How to get friend of the server flair??

[restive storm]

Lol

[grim edge]

how do u get the "this user hates the trusted role"

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

HEY

[graceful lintel]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

thank u

Im watching that show

[graceful lintel]

Not bad

[grim edge]

where the kid can stretch rly far

[glossy radish]

ducky

[grim edge]

yk the kid who ate the fruit

[grim edge]

play me NOOB

[glossy radish]

#reaction-roles

[graceful lintel]

Welcome

[graceful lintel]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kagaayijoe

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 935 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 402 (911 peak)
Bullet: 279 (907 peak)

[grim edge]

My 1200 muscles will destroy him

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

u can do it

[grim edge]

thank u

[graceful lintel]

Wait few years 🥹

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

for what

[hushed shuttle]

skill issue, i got trusted within 30 min of joining

[glossy radish]

loser

[digital phoenix]

ah trusted skill issue

[hushed shuttle]

u fr

JOKE im sowwy

[glossy radish]

yeah ik. im a real bitch

[graceful lintel]

I got before joining the server

[digital phoenix]

@hushed shuttle username look familiar to u

[hushed shuttle]

stormlightno(r)way

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

no(r)way???

[grim edge]

do u watch one piece?

I am but a humble 1200

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

barely

[glossy radish]

yeah i’m 2.1k

[digital phoenix]

and when u reach 2k online u realize ur still bad

[graceful lintel]

We r just too good

[restive storm]

2k chess.com moment

[grim edge]

teach me

[graceful lintel]

[obsidian sail]

https://tenor.com/view/earthquake-fresh-prince-of-belair-will-smith-panic-sitcom-gif-5665711

[graceful lintel]

No image perms?

[obsidian sail]

😦

[graceful lintel]

[light lark]

Anyone up for a game?

[obsidian sail]

no im not upo

[graceful lintel]

sorry can't rn

[light lark]

No problem

[pale tangle]

Im down

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

probably because higher rated people are more likely to be invested in the community thus joining the discord

but tbh we're not that many still

[obsidian sail]

im a newbie

[light lark]

what’s your username?

[pale tangle]

alright lets playyyyy

saiii_3

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[graceful lintel]

hry

[obsidian sail]

leaked

now lets do the math

[grim edge]

no

[obsidian sail]

ye s

[grim edge]

no maths

no coolmathgames.io

[pale tangle]

@light lark lets duel

[graceful lintel]

10k people r 500-999 rated

[obsidian sail]

lets play chess on cool math games

[light lark]

I sent challenge

[hushed shuttle]

thats an empty Firebase application bro

[mystic stream]

Bet

[grim edge]

<500

[obsidian sail]

Hello I am a noob.

[mystic stream]

Hello I am a noob.

[graceful lintel]

7k

[hushed shuttle]

Hello I am a noob.

[grim edge]

why does 100 elo chess exist

[ionic tangle]

i finally tilted lets go

[obsidian sail]

Cool math games is cool.

[mystic stream]

Cool math games is cool.

[hushed shuttle]

stop self botting bro

[obsidian sail]

Facts

[mystic stream]

Facts

[grim edge]

like DO NOT play if you are mentally on that level

[graceful lintel]

Facts

[obsidian sail]

yo i think theres a glitch

[hushed shuttle]

not my problem when discord bans you for self botting

[hushed shuttle]

no they are doing on purpose

[obsidian sail]

whats self botting

i only kno wchess

[hushed shuttle]

running a bot on your acc instead of a bot

[ionic tangle]

?/

[obsidian sail]

running a bot instead of a bot?

[grim edge]

most sane chess player

[hushed shuttle]

bot acc

[graceful lintel]

[ionic tangle]

wtf does that mean

[grim edge]

[hushed shuttle]

you just use your own acc to run a bot

[obsidian sail]

if ur not suposed to run a bot then there should be a bot?

im not running a bot lmaoo

[hushed shuttle]

ik dumbass

[obsidian sail]

discord wont know

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

should i try to get to 50 elo

like on a different account

[obsidian sail]

hey no bad word s thats vefy offensive

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

wait whats the lowest elo you can have in chess.com

[graceful lintel]

This chat

[obsidian sail]

like 100 i think

[graceful lintel]

100

[grim edge]

u cant go below 100?

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[hushed shuttle]

@mystic stream reported to discord 🤓

[grim edge]

i should lower my 1900 elo chess account to 100 elo

then work my way up

[graceful lintel]

😭

[proven thunder]

I already did that and I regret it

[empty ridge]

I literally just joined this so I can do the password game

[digital phoenix]

bannable

[empty ridge]

Can someone help me with the best move? I understand notation but am not the greatest at chess :/

[light lark]

@pale tangle good game

[grim edge]

yoohoo

when your humor is darker than coffee

[restive storm]

What happened to based kitten

[queen canyon]

I think they right for this

[grim edge]

last time, he got locked out

[restive storm]

Why locked out lol

[grim edge]

idk 🤷‍♀️

[restive storm]

dang

[grim edge]

And thats how he bought 2 moby dicks

My honest reaction

Is talking abt kanye considered controversial?

[mystic stream]

Wait no pls :(

[hushed shuttle]

maybe u shouldnt have copied the code u saw on that vid >:(

[mystic stream]

What code

[hushed shuttle]

dont play DUMB

[mystic stream]

What vid

[hushed shuttle]

u know what u did

[mystic stream]

What did

[digital phoenix]

opponent resigned here guess the eval

[hushed shuttle]

123432321523523

[digital phoenix]

unfortunately that is incorrect u can now choose to phone a friend

[mystic stream]

Lemme guess

[idle bobcat]

0

[mystic stream]

I think after qc6 it's -2

Am. I right @digital phoenix

[empty ridge]

don't have time, however I would like some help with the chess part of the password game. DM for a bit?

[restive storm]

Why didn’t he play Qc6

[mystic stream]

-2 my guess

Wait after qc6 maybe qe7

Then maybe rh8

[digital phoenix]

qc6 is best move but no

its +1.1

[mystic stream]

Bruh

Dang no plot twist

[idle bobcat]

might get annoying tbh

[restive storm]

I’m pretty sure most rook moves on the back rank after Qe7 are good

[mystic stream]

Re8 then ra8

[restive storm]

oh wait that’s pretty bad lol

Always those positions with two major pieces on 7th
So tricky

There’s all sorts of tactics

[grim edge]

Maybe stop doing arson and then talk about climate lockdowns

[idle bobcat]

Climate cant change if we just turn it off

[grim edge]

Im not gonna comply with this slave factory

[empty ridge]

Please can anyone help me

[idle bobcat]

with what?

[empty ridge]

Just with the password game

[mystic stream]

Climate lockdowns?

[grim edge]

Kanye

[idle bobcat]

post it

[empty ridge]

I'm bad at chess, but understand notation

[grim edge]

They wanna make more slaves.

The illuminati is hunting all of us down

None of us is safe

hello chat

[idle bobcat]

What even is a climate lockdown

[grim edge]

i am a member of the bavarian illuminati. fear me !

[grim edge]

Like a covid lockdown but climate change thing

[idle bobcat]

I mean I get that but it doesn't really explain the idea

[grim edge]

chesscom discord server talk abt anything but chess challenge

[grim edge]

hello

[grim edge]

Please tell them to stop spreading hate in between minority groups

[empty ridge]

just DMed you, for some reason I can't post images on the main server

[grim edge]

anyone down for a game?

[grim edge]

soz mate im a turncoat to the freemasons cant afford to blow my cover

[grim edge]

I mean, it is the hesscom disccord server

[grim edge]

☠️

[queen canyon]

💀🗿

[true mauve]

hi

[grim edge]

https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1693434124973826079?s=46

FearBuck (@FearedBuck)

no way fousey gave neon a wedgie on stream cos he couldn’t name 5 ddg songs 😭

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someone play me

[hushed shuttle]

thats a nice x-video

[idle bobcat]

whats your id

[grim edge]

Nah

stormy i will annihilate u eheheh

[grim edge]

Its a fking twitter post of n3on getting a wedgie for acting dumb

[hushed shuttle]

kinda gay bro

[true mauve]

bro who plays at chess.com

[grim edge]

wait @hushed shuttle do u wanna join the freemasons w me???? we got like ten other ppl

[digital phoenix]

dirty flagger

[idle bobcat]

everyone here plays on lichess

[grim edge]

Your pfp is literally gay shut up

[grim edge]

:guhhhh:

[hushed shuttle]

wats that

[grim edge]

just say yes and brag a ton abt being part of the freemasons

[hushed shuttle]

chilll bro i didnt mean it in a bad way 😉

[grim edge]

pls :(

I need a game

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[upbeat viper]

so lonely

[idle bobcat]

what is your id

[grim edge]

it was a statement of fact. i am very gay

[grim edge]

its lonely at the top huh

[grim edge]

noooooo domt be lonely. ill give u a rose

[grim edge]

Gabe1430

🌹

[hushed shuttle]

fr

[true mauve]

what's your rating at chess.com, I mean your highest ratings?

[hushed shuttle]

99

[mystic stream]

Like 3100

Wait I mean 3400

[true mauve]

nah unbelievable

[grim edge]

my chesscom elo needs scientific notation to be accurately described. 1.0*10^-63

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[hushed shuttle]

skull emoji

[mystic stream]

Actually that is nor scientific notation

[hushed shuttle]

you are nor good at spelling

[mystic stream]

I knor

At least I am 3400 in chess

[true mauve]

bro if you have a rating of more than 3000 then your'e a grandmaster

[grim edge]

guhhhh

[mystic stream]

No?

[digital phoenix]

not really

[hushed shuttle]

eh if you bot on discord wouldnt be far fetched to say u use a bot for chess 🥱

[mystic stream]

A lot of people are 3400 in puzzles its pretty easy

[true mauve]

not in puzzle rapid i mean

[mystic stream]

Oh

[queen canyon]

Start modding other servers then

[mystic stream]

My rapid is low :(

[true mauve]

?

[grim edge]

My bullet is low:(

[grim edge]

Thats epic, dont touch my butthole ty

[true mauve]

mines only 1200

[mystic stream]

That's very good! :)

[grim edge]

Unfortunate. Hi how you doing

[true mauve]

how much is ur rating?

[upbeat viper]

as usual

[mystic stream]

Like around 2300

[upbeat viper]

wbu dear adopted

[true mauve]

thanks bro

[grim edge]

So mean for literally no reason!
Casually praying to jesus getting ready for church

[grim edge]

sorry i only am attracted to hot ppl thank u for expressing interest tho

[upbeat viper]

oohg

you're not Amay

sorry

[grim edge]

Oh sheise he got me

[upbeat viper]

I saw A... ( ... )

thought it was Amay

[true mauve]

what's the hardest thing you incounter while playing chess?

[digital phoenix]

clean

[upbeat viper]

sorry Sid :')

[grim edge]

Dw dude i dont take stuff to heart

[grim edge]

domt u believe in the illuminati

[upbeat viper]

@random drum

I said that because I adopted him

[queen canyon]

Low acc

[true mauve]

wowers

[digital phoenix]

the graph alrdy says it all

[grim edge]

thats bc the ppl on the chesscom forums are doing God's work

[grim edge]

Its literally there. Look at blackrock the company, they literally run all the world pharma

[random drum]

?

[true mauve]

your'e always on my mind that's how much I care

[grim edge]

my man. are you alright?

[upbeat viper]

I said hi adopted to someone else thinking it was you

:')

[true mauve]

yea yea

[grim edge]

ahhhhhhh

[grim edge]

Do your research. Central banks control the slaves.

[grim edge]

like im genuinely concerned. is this an act or do u believe this

[grim edge]

Man i love talking about the illuminati here

[grim edge]

I learned that from the university of reddit! 🤓

pixel adopt me :ppppp

[grim edge]

No im dead serious

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

what does that mean

[random drum]

Lol

[mystic stream]

Fax

[upbeat viper]

should I create an adoption form ?

[grim edge]

WE GOT A BONA FIDE CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN CHAT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[grim edge]

Actually i learned it on twitter

[true mauve]

www10

[glossy radish]

hi

[mystic stream]

Yes I will adopt u

[grim edge]

What does it mean to adopt someone?

yoooooooooo. this is new

[true mauve]

shotti

[upbeat viper]

😠

[glossy radish]

WHISMY ILYSM

[digital phoenix]

win 10 in a row

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

we got an actual conspiracy theorist in chat loomk at this

[true mauve]

i miss him 😦

[upbeat viper]

wut ?

[grim edge]

ya Ive been adopted many times then :(

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[undone bridge]

Win 10-0 in one session

[true mauve]

grrr

[digital phoenix]

to one person

[glossy radish]

._.

i take it back i don’t love whismy

[grim edge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

Whimsy is outspoken

[digital phoenix]

he has a point

[upbeat viper]

I started doing that

[true mauve]

bro nice

[mystic stream]

Bruh

We are talking blitz here buddy

[queen canyon]

Dhshfjdjdbd seems like a very chill guy

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcYvDZKLQJ0

[grim edge]

Ewww music on youtube cringe as hell

[digital phoenix]

so did i

[grim edge]

Kanye >>>

Matter of fact, kanye for president 2024

[torpid lintel]

Hi Bast!

[upbeat viper]

hi

[grim edge]

bast. baaaassttt

[upbeat viper]

so pretty

[grim edge]

bastoura basstttt bast bast

[upbeat viper]

wat

[grim edge]

bast. baaastttt

[upbeat viper]

😠

[grim edge]

hi :p

[upbeat viper]

saw

thanks

[queen canyon]

Vote Kanye for chancellor

[torpid lintel]

Hey Bast look ping

[upbeat viper]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[hushed shuttle]

I LOVE WHISMY MORE

back off >:(

[torpid lintel]

Yes sleep :)

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[grim edge]

its always women who go after me. when will i get a cute man 🥺

[upbeat viper]

meanwhile us being let alone :

[graceful lintel]

Mohit farming gf in real life for sure

[digital phoenix]

u get neither

[hushed shuttle]

false statement

[queen canyon]

No relation or love talk here

That should be a rule

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

im gonna ignore everything that you guys just said bc idc

except for u stormlight ur amazign

[idle bobcat]

I love chess

[graceful lintel]

I love...

[torpid lintel]

There is rules here #〘📝〙rules

[glossy radish]

ikik.. i love u too

[queen canyon]

Even better i guess that would count as flirting

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jiqnBv2d_mU?feature=share

[grim edge]

neeerrrddd

[queen canyon]

Too bad mods dont do anything against some members

[grim edge]

neeerrrrrrrddddddddddddddddd

[graceful lintel]

😭 ily2

[grim edge]

Kanyes natural place is the head of the white house

[hushed shuttle]

yay

anyway bye everyone
see you in 2 weeks

def not gonna be lonely 💪

[grim edge]

gluten nacht 🍞 stormlight

[graceful lintel]

Ur connected but where is ur rating role

[grim edge]

Sometimes im one of them sometimes i get muted for a week

[frozen escarp]

@grim edge i’m so rusty

what do i do

[queen canyon]

It doesnt show but thats better for me

[nova verge]

Heyo

[grim edge]

ailey ailey ailey

[torpid lintel]

Mods do if someone breaks rules

[hushed shuttle]

:(

[graceful lintel]

Ye but still people can see ur ratings

[grim edge]

ive been muted its very sad :(

[queen canyon]

Mods have favoritisms its so clear

[torpid lintel]

What you did? How long was that mute? 😅

[sweet scarab]

who wants to play rapid 10 or 5

[grim edge]

by gum..i think it was for spamming emojis and being political. i also got locked out for uh reasons

[graceful lintel]

[torpid lintel]

Don't repeat that again :(

[grim edge]

u got it boss man

[glossy radish]

i love whismy

[grim edge]

:D

[digital phoenix]

lol

[grim edge]

i am a highly polarizing figure hehe

[digital phoenix]

dirt

[glossy radish]

dadadadaddadaada

[upbeat viper]

daadadadada

[glossy radish]

dadadaddadadadadda

[frozen escarp]

help

[grim edge]

Bast is a very fun mod

[digital phoenix]

colonel sanders

[grim edge]

Colonial sanders

kfc isnt even that good

[digital phoenix]

colonial sandals

[grim edge]

It gives me the worst diarrhoea ive ever experienced each time i eat there

[last verge]

chess

[grim edge]

lol do they give it to u in a bucket or is it more of a drink dispenser thing

[last verge]

try raising cane's the chicken is amazing

omg whismy

[grim edge]

hi dumck hru long time no see did u know that no algorithm can be optimized for all possible cases

[grim edge]

Haha false

Depends on the algorithm purpose

[last verge]

wha

[grim edge]

holdon this is an amazingly unintuitive thing

A simple 10 number sorting algorithm can be optimised for every possible case.

[last verge]

what about an algorithm that adds 1 to any real number

[grim edge]

Not possible on digital computers. Is on quantum computers

[grim edge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_free_lunch_theorem

[grim edge]

more accurately "In 2005, Wolpert and Macready themselves indicated that the first theorem in their paper "state[s] that any two optimization algorithms are equivalent when their performance is averaged across all possible problems".

[last verge]

im craving some olive garden pasta

[frozen escarp]

ong

[mystic stream]

Raising canes is goated

[grim edge]

how r u like the most vanilla conspiracy theorist out there

[last verge]

how exciting

[grim edge]

Cat lives dont matter. Dogs >>>

[last verge]

ON GOD IT IS

[mystic stream]

The bread is so good as well

[grim edge]

Id get banned if i posted anything more spicy. I got a lot of anti lgbtq conspiracy stuff

[last verge]

im probably gonna actually buy like 50 or 100 chicken things from them for my bday party

[crystal shore]

being a 1250 and playing this well makes me feel so good

[grim edge]

jesus is real and he taught me to do brazillian ju jitsu

[hushed shuttle]

:( ok bye fr

[last verge]

jesus is real and he had to explain surface integrals to me a few weeks ago

[grim edge]

lol u should post them see what happens

[grim edge]

You should accept my friend req

ill rate em on offensiveness

nah send em in chat i wanna see

Im not getting myself banned

no balls

For your entertainment

u wont

[last verge]

i double dog dare you

[grim edge]

cmon let the people see the truth. the truth cant be offensive

sounds like ur afraid of an authority figure

aint conspiracy theorists supposed to be divisive?

[grim edge]

I just prefer the ability to have chess conversations than not

ya have chess academy

and whatever the lichess server is doing these days

Right

i genuinely havent seen any good lgbtq conspiracy theories. surprise me

Mhm uhuh

so ur just gonna keep the truth hidden for the sake of.... chess?

chess? really?

@upbeat viper help hes encouraging me to post offensive content

skulllll

[frozen escarp]

NO PINGIGNG HTE MODERATEORS

TAHTS IS VERY OFFENSIVE !!!!

[grim edge]

Moderatoers???

[frozen escarp]

DO NOT BEEAK THE RULESS!!!!

[grim edge]

No shot moderators have toes

[frozen escarp]

😾😾😾😾

[grim edge]

ya breaking the rules is bad man

god forbid u break the rules

[last verge]

Ja permutation

[grim edge]

Capital G please. Im so offended im literally shaking

repub if ur a superpermutation

[grim edge]

i domt even capitalize my sentences

[last verge]

that happened months ago

[digital phoenix]

wtf is that

what conspiracy theory is there

[grim edge]

the queen was revived and then died 🙏

[grim edge]

Them dont use Gods name

[digital phoenix]

americans just made up shit and then made conspiracy theories to it

[last verge]

oh brother we've got a yappington university graduate

[grim edge]

this guy is saying that he has spicy lgbt conspiracy theories and i want him to showcase what he has

[grim edge]

i know names of god u couldnt even DREAM of

[mystic stream]

Hiw old does this guy look

[grim edge]

Theres only one God and he calls himself Jehovah.

[last verge]

10

[digital phoenix]

well ive lost

[mystic stream]

Oh noe

[grim edge]

guhhhhhhh skulllllll

[mystic stream]

His knight js hanging, take it

[digital phoenix]

literally mate next move i cant prevent it

[grim edge]

godspeed lasagna

[digital phoenix]

i think i need to Qg2 to prevent

[last verge]

free knight though

[grim edge]

No wayyy

[mystic stream]

Wait u can promote to queen

[last verge]

promote to knight to defend mate

[digital phoenix]

i have to prevent mate

[mystic stream]

W

[last verge]

mate prevented

[mystic stream]

What If he goes qe2 now

Threatening to take ur knight

[digital phoenix]

i think i can promote

[mystic stream]

But u blunder knight

[digital phoenix]

i promote knight to make up for the loss

[mystic stream]

Oh smort

[grim edge]

promote to a pawn

[grim edge]

Average 200 elo over the board game

[last verge]

zugzwanf

[digital phoenix]

f

[grim edge]

Promote to a king

[last verge]

Qe2 zugzwang because opposition

[digital phoenix]

h4 maybe

or i could Qg8 and threaten to take knight

[last verge]

Qg5 i think

[digital phoenix]

lmao he thought he had mate

[frozen escarp]

bc4 best move

[digital phoenix]

ok one sec gotta bring the bishop in

[grim edge]

WHAT THE FK IS THIS GAME

[feral hollow]

yo bro played the best game ever

[feral hollow]

hall of fame

[last verge]

what should i do here guys

[digital phoenix]

i drew by repetition

[mystic stream]

Awww

[feral hollow]

damn you should play queen a4

and let your position die

[mystic stream]

Resign double pawns are bad

[digital phoenix]

h4 to initiate kingside attack

[grim edge]

Stockfish sucks on low depth they robbed me of so much brilliants

[feral hollow]

PLAY QUEEN A4

[digital phoenix]

finally someone likes it

[last verge]

[feral hollow]

ITS THE BEST MOVE EVER

[grim edge]

I sacked a knight and they said in accuracy

[feral hollow]

WAIT PLA QUEEN B4

[digital phoenix]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.

[feral hollow]

better move

[last verge]

no way

[feral hollow]

what?

are you high

[last verge]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.

[grim edge]

You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.

[feral hollow]

I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.

[digital phoenix]

u drew a gm???

[feral hollow]

yeah bro

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy u must be a pro

[young wedge]

is this supposed to be brilliant move or great move?

[feral hollow]

im so good bro

[last verge]

guys do you know what place he was in the us open? i think third

[digital phoenix]

great ur not getting a brilliant when u have a huge advantage

[young wedge]

the text is like brilliant move but it says its great move wtf

[grim edge]

brillmiant

[digital phoenix]

he didnt win any prize

[feral hollow]

Ah well see as a detective I would figure out that I CANT THINK WHAT I CANT SEE

[hushed shuttle]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Whismy, is in fact, GNU/Whismy, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Whismy. Whismy is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

[digital phoenix]

Are u kidding??? What the fk are u talking about man??? Stop this trush talkings!!!

[grim edge]

oh run off to Greece with me, my love

[hushed shuttle]

skull emoji

[feral hollow]

@digital phoenix whats your opinion for the queen sack englund gambit varation

[digital phoenix]

my opinion is that i dont know d4 theory

[grim edge]

im hungry rn

https://open.spotify.com/track/19a3JfW8BQwqHWUMbcqSx8 what a fking banger

[feral hollow]

eat

then just eat bozo

[last verge]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[grim edge]

but. eat what

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[feral hollow]

Honestly I can agree but watch the comment below

[grim edge]

bast can i have a baguette

[digital phoenix]

i play alekhine

[feral hollow]

alekine is the definition of " HAHA YOU CANT BEAT ME BECAUSE I PLAY smort OPENING "

[last verge]

e4 Nf6 e5 Ng8

apparently this is a valid way to play

[feral hollow]

guys I didnt say dumb opening

[digital phoenix]

whoever plays ng8 should quit chess

[feral hollow]

I swear 11!1!1!111!!

[last verge]

@ cirrin

[grim edge]

Oldspice is undeniably the best deodorant

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcYvDZKLQJ0

[feral hollow]

guys what do you call this position

[grim edge]

Deez

[feral hollow]

I think its the best position ive ever seen

[upbeat viper]

ahum

[queen canyon]

nah what type of drunk bs is that

[upbeat viper]

pure symmetry

[round reef]

thats why i dont play the london

[grim edge]

I call this a “please never play chess again”

[grim edge]

magnus carlsen on crack

[feral hollow]

WAIT I HAVE A EVEN BETTER ONE

[grim edge]

and drunk

[mystic stream]

[shrewd lily]

Good morning, how are you, people?

[grim edge]

im doing fine thank u

[grim edge]

Old spice.

hru ??

[feral hollow]

GOATED POSTION

[hushed shuttle]

🔥

[frozen escarp]

[shrewd lily]

Same)

Feeling bored today's morning.

[grim edge]

the shotgun wedding classicsl variation

[mystic stream]

Donate money to me pls it's my birthday tmr I am broke

[feral hollow]

can I techically say he sacrificed the bishop?

[graceful lintel]

[shrewd lily]

Or course yes

[grim edge]

dead chat

[last verge]

@upbeat viper have you seen this puzzle before

[shrewd lily]

Oh shi.. I should cut this image

[grim edge]

?

[graceful lintel]

Ra7??

[shrewd lily]

This looks way better, isn't it?

[feral hollow]

imagine being up this much material and still not winning

[last verge]

by some miracle white is now losing

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

3min is stupid

[feral hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/beter-gif-20746478

[last verge]

here's this puzzle again, white to move

[rain bone]

Given that each person lives their life completely within their own mind, is it possible to know the mind of another? That is to say, while we are all trapped within our own singular experiences, can we ever truly empathize with the experiences of another person? Is it truly impossible to know another human being? And if so, does that make us all alone?

[feral hollow]

isnt it just pushing

and then rook d1

[last verge]

d7 Ke7 Rd1 Kd8 0.00

[feral hollow]

dont you promote 1-2 steps ahead??

oh wait im stupid

im so stupid guys dont answer me

[last verge]

its a very interesting puzzle

[graceful lintel]

Ra8?💀

[last verge]

Ra8 is also losing

[graceful lintel]

Kf1?

[last verge]

actually no its a draw i misjudged

[graceful lintel]

[last verge]

Kf1 draw

[graceful lintel]

Ra6?

[last verge]

hint: ||d7 Ke7 is not a draw, but d7 Ke7 Rd1 is||

[digital phoenix]

hi stupid

[upbeat viper]

no ?

idk

[last verge]

you should try it, very exciting

[shrewd lily]

d7 Ke7, Ra7

[upbeat viper]

too lazy

[shrewd lily]

Isn't it?

[last verge]

losing to Rh2

with threats of b2 & Rh1+

[shrewd lily]

Ouch.m

[graceful lintel]

I used engine to solve this puzzle

You should've told us

Not fair

[last verge]

there is a solution, did you set it up correctly?

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[last verge]

used engine, cheter

🤬

[graceful lintel]

I already said I used engine so technically I'm not a cheater

[last verge]

its a neat little puzzle though

[digital phoenix]

that doesnt change anything

[shrewd lily]

Ra4 Ke6, Rd4 Kd7..

[graceful lintel]

Continuation||d7 ke7 d8=Q+ Kxd8 0-0-0+ and you win the rook||

[shrewd lily]

No way..

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[shrewd lily]

BRUUUUH

[last verge]

this is correct

[shrewd lily]

Really isn't fair

[grim edge]

Ra2 white to lose right?

[last verge]

white to move and win

[graceful lintel]

Yea kind of

[last verge]

i mean i solved it when i first saw it

[shrewd lily]

When you has FEN, bruh

[graceful lintel]

Tmr school

[cloud charm]

[graceful lintel]

Life gives you many opportunities
My life:

[cloud charm]

It t
Didnt fit all pieces at one row

[graceful lintel]

[cloud charm]

So you cant make chess board with decals

[covert cosmos]

kirb

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-NcsrXxPin4?feature=share he does have a point

[covert cosmos]

what

wow i killed chat

actually dead chat

[graceful lintel]

[covert cosmos]

what

[graceful lintel]

2 mins of hard work

[grim edge]

e4

[mellow fiber]

i wish it was easy to copy the whole thing but just move 1 piece 😭

[graceful lintel]

Wait king and queens r swapped

[grim edge]

Put in some hard work and made this

[mellow fiber]

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Imagine copying

[grim edge]

i would never

[coral wing]

Hello

[hasty iris]

just realized i could make a bot convert fen to server emojis

[digital phoenix]

[graceful lintel]

Look ur black king and queen r swapped like mine

[digital phoenix]

i made this

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

:brw::bnb::bbw::bkb::bqw::bbb::bnw::brb:
:bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw:
:ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs:
:ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews:
:ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs:
:ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews:
:wpw::wpb::wpw::wpb::wpw::wpb::wpw::wpb:
:wrb::wnw::wbb::wqw::wkb::wbw::wnb::wrw:

aww

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[pale forum]

[coral wing]

Copium is da best medicine

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

hooray

[digital phoenix]

now the king is aligned

[graceful lintel]

[mellow fiber]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[mellow fiber]

[hasty iris]

e6

[grim edge]

c6

[graceful lintel]

f6

King f7 premove

[digital phoenix]

[graceful lintel]

"Yes I play alekine def"

[digital phoenix]

hes gone someone continue the game

[graceful lintel]

Spelling might be wrong

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm hes back

she

[graceful lintel]

He

[digital phoenix]

@mellow fiber move noob

[graceful lintel]

No one's she here

[mellow fiber]

I CAN'T WHEN I CAN'T EDIT

[graceful lintel]

Except anitta

[digital phoenix]

wym u cant just copy paste and replace square

[mellow fiber]

how did u do it

there's like

tags on each one

[digital phoenix]

copy, replace ur move with a blank square, replace blank square u move to with emoji piece

[mellow fiber]

so it's longer than it should be

[graceful lintel]

It's easy for you because ur on pc

[grim edge]

Yall dont even know where the queens and kings go properly on a chess board how are any of you 200+

[digital phoenix]

just go to emoji and fine

[grim edge]

I quit chess

I dont play no more

[graceful lintel]

Self deleted

[spring solstice]

If pragg wins he goes to final against magnus right??

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

mod is here

[graceful lintel]

Nah it was self deleted

[mellow fiber]

:brw::bnb::bbw::bqb::bkw::bbb::ews::brb:
:bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw::bpb::bpw:
:ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::bnb::ews::ebs:
:ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews:
:ews::ebs::ews::ebs::wpw::ebs::ews::ebs:
:ebs::ews::wnb::ews::ebs::ews::ebs::ews:
:wpw::wpb::wpw::wpb::ews::wpb::wpw::wpb:
:wrb::ews::wbb::wqw::wkb::wbw::wnb::wrw:

scinece dammit

i resign

[graceful lintel]

Thanks for covering my message

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

watch this

[last verge]

my beloved

[graceful lintel]

Alekine?

[digital phoenix]

[graceful lintel]

Alekine players trying their best to not move knight for 88th move
real struggle

[graceful lintel]

I think i should learn this opening

[mellow fiber]

[digital phoenix]

woah

thats so wack

[tame pilot]

[mellow fiber]

ive never seen this opening before bestie 😭

[keen edge]

White on the white and black on the black

[tame pilot]

[grim edge]

Queens on the d file kings on the e file

[digital phoenix]

[tame pilot]

the queen goes on its color

[grim edge]

Say that in chess algebraic notation

[pale forum]

I want to play against one of you

[keen edge]

Chesscom iwant my brilliant 😭 my oponent played a pawn move and it was brilliant 💀

[tame pilot]

white queen on the white center peice and black queen on the black center

[digital phoenix]

ur up a million pieces of material ur not gonna get a brilliant

[tame pilot]

white queen e1

[digital phoenix]

d1