💬〡general-off-topic

[patent mason]

damn

i feel sad

[grim edge]

I know why

ye i have played agaisnt more and more cheaters lately

[nova verge]

Wanted dead or alive - Bon Jovi

[grim edge]

Lame ASF like cheating ruins all types

Of fun

hello hello

hru

Unity is a wuss without the balls to play proper chess

[cinder locust]

omfg its waltuh white!!

[grim edge]

Hi cirrin ive been wondering

[cinder locust]

damn chill boi..

[grim edge]

You pinged me mf

Sure

[grim edge]

no jesse that is a volumetric flask

Whats the square root of a fish

[floral patrol]

hi been wondering im jerry seinfeld

[grim edge]

we dont cook in that

[glossy radish]

lov u

[patent mason]

i got no ideia what's going on

[floral patrol]

whatever the square root of 2 is

[patent mason]

who even is alex

[grim edge]

No wront

[fluid kraken]

You’re just mad that you’re a chitter

[cinder locust]

wHaT!??!??

[patent mason]

yeah ik but still 💀

[nova verge]

It’s Leo season

[floral patrol]

hi not mad im dad

[keen parrot]

ok former cheater

[fluid kraken]

not by this name you don’t

[grim edge]

@grim edge can someone mail the fair play team the way you can mail the support team?

If you cheated, i would be so fycking disappointed in you Pixie

[echo kestrel]

Lol within 10 days I went from 2180 to 2000, then down to 1921, then back up to 2150

[patent mason]

ask chat: what's your favorite opening?

[grim edge]

IF YOU WOULD JUST THINK JESSE YOU NEVER THINK DO YOU? YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW TO THINK AND LOOK AT YOU NOW

[patent mason]

that was fast

[floral patrol]

king's pawn

[fluid kraken]

Based

[grim edge]

You are not a cheater there is zero and like zero wierd things about your games

[nova verge]

If you like pina colada’s

[patent mason]

absolute chad

[cinder locust]

NO! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is shitt

[cinder locust]

why?

[nova verge]

And getting caught in the rain

[grim edge]

ok friends now again and lets start cooking and getting angry at each other again

[nova verge]

I had a car brand ford escape

[flat gyro]

Deep blue still beat kasparov

[grim edge]

that is BB in a nutshell

[floral patrol]

then again levy plays it. and a guy who i forgot but is an IM does the london

[grim edge]

If I said im not a cheater no matter how many times I say it no one who believes I am will believe me so if I can get someone from the fairplay team to confirm I'm not a cheater then I could have fun chatting to certain people again

[cinder locust]

Bro, this chat💀

[lean bolt]

And basman played the grob, your point?

[grim edge]

He also says the london is shit funnily enough

[nova verge]

I had a ford escape red look it up 2011 it was the best car

[grim edge]

Zax is a cheater

Lost to a greek gift head ass

[nova verge]

I’m ur moms age

[floral patrol]

my point is that we should call the reversed sicilian the nailicis defense

[nova verge]

Nah that’s my mom I guess

[grim edge]

Just challenge the haters on Lichess

[nova verge]

I’m 28

Idk how old you are

[grim edge]

They didn't give me one

They never did

[floral patrol]

if that was my moms age, it would be illegal

[rancid kernel]

Is there a mod????

[nova verge]

Shit happens right?

[patent mason]

probably

[rancid kernel]

NO SWEARING!!!!!!!!!

[nova verge]

Ain’t no mountain high enough

[flat gyro]

Kid are you 8

[rancid kernel]

Oh.

[floral patrol]

yeah. but thats seriously not my moms age

[grim edge]

I saw a prototype of it through some sources without them sending me anything reading the document more then half of it now has this thing saying (this probably won't be included) which makes zero sense

[patent mason]

maybe

[nova verge]

Idk how old your mom is. Bro I ain’t no stalker

My moms 57 years young

[patent mason]

young

[nova verge]

or 56 I always forget

[floral patrol]

young?

[grim edge]

Guys, I lost my funny someone say smth that ain’t cringe

[grim edge]

that's young

[patent mason]

what does smth mean? (i dont speak english help)

[grim edge]

Something

[patent mason]

sorry i dont speak taco languag

[flat gyro]

Didn't piano say zax's report is in progress

[latent pebble]

it means tubarao

[rancid kernel]

Meany

[patent mason]

pegava

[patent mason]

beat him up kid

[grim edge]

I had an insane draw today btw 50+ moves in Blitz these guys with a chess PFP just never give up and never blunder its crazy

[rancid kernel]

That is classified

[grim edge]

94 acc hes xheating guts

[rancid kernel]

Also me thats 12 💀

[echo kestrel]

Bro fr me too

[patent mason]

check out those snapchat notifications

[grim edge]

Sheesh man people are crazy these days

[grim edge]

Bro is Stockfish

[wet sleet]

My friend told me he got a title this week
idk why it’s not implemented into chess.com yet tho
but he got the title “BM” which stands for Blunder Master

[rancid kernel]

How tf did you know?

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[grim edge]

😂 my man thank you

[grim edge]

that's crazy high

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[echo kestrel]

Ikrr

[rancid kernel]

On God

[echo kestrel]

Lolll ik

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[patent mason]

jfmwkdikwks

[rancid kernel]

How do i prov like wtf

[upbeat viper]

the guy is a true chess player

[grim edge]

Coach me togi

[patent mason]

BING CHILLING

[grim edge]

For free

[grim edge]

😭 why did you pull his PFP up

[viral vale]

is this you

[patent mason]

NERD BING CHILLING 45°

[rancid kernel]

I aint joking

[viral vale]

are you a buddhist

[upbeat viper]

2100 fide

the guy was strong

[grim edge]

Why does he look like an npc from a valve game

[rancid kernel]

No ong hiw do i prov

[upbeat viper]

where

[grim edge]

WAIT I DREW HIM?!?!

[south mirage]

My 600 Elo friend played a chess game with me and ended up with 97% accuracy and stockfish said he's 1550, he lost 4:0 to me couple days ago, anything you wanna tell him?

[grim edge]

2100 fide player?????

[upbeat viper]

yeah ?

[grim edge]

With that accuracy yeesh makes me proud for today

Since I'm horrible in Blitz

[rancid kernel]

Wdym?

[patent mason]

yes, tell him he is underrated

[viral vale]

tell him to get gud

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[south mirage]

Bro called me bad afterwards

[rancid kernel]

Ok wheres my dimond?

[grim edge]

W Queens Gambit

[patent mason]

LMAO

[grim edge]

The fish stock

[south mirage]

For real

[patent mason]

cod what is your rating

[rancid kernel]

On God how do i prov

[south mirage]

1000

[patent mason]

wait

but how did you

huh?

[south mirage]

?

[flat gyro]

You are 12?

[patent mason]

how did you draw him

[flat gyro]

Just report the dude

[rancid kernel]

Why does everyone care so much about a 12 year old

[flat gyro]

Because we can delete your discord account now

[south mirage]

I didn't draw him he won with 97% acc and I played birds opening which he had no idea how to play

[rancid kernel]

Ok bet

[patent mason]

oh

[grim edge]

Unity if he doesnt prove it

[patent mason]

yeah you played the bird that explains

[grim edge]

Send to me

[flat gyro]

Reported

[grim edge]

The bird isnt that bad actually

[flat gyro]

Now we wait

[rancid kernel]

Which one?

[south mirage]

I could play the worst opening against him and still win with +12 material if he didn't cheat 😭

[patent mason]

☝️🤓

[flat gyro]

Did your parents help make your chess.com account

[grim edge]

Who is Piano

[patent mason]

bro's 600 elo but ×10

[south mirage]

Yeah chess.com forgot to add another zero to his rating

[rancid kernel]

No...

[grim edge]

Zaxs Judgement day 💀

[flat gyro]

Bruh this guy has an illegal cc acount

Do people not read the Terms of Service

[patent mason]

wait

do you have to be over 18 to play chess?

what is this

[grim edge]

Bro is giving me video titles 😭

[flat gyro]

Read the TOS

[patent mason]

yeah um no

anyway

[south mirage]

These 12yo prodigies getting banned would be funny

[nova verge]

I just saw a Red Robin

[glossy radish]

who pinged

[south mirage]

@glossy radish me

[flat gyro]

Chess.com is concerned about the safety and privacy of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents or guardians of children under the age of 13 who wish to allow their children access to the Service must create an account that is maintained by a legal guardian of at least 18 years old and monitor the child's usage.

[glossy radish]

blocked

[south mirage]

🤓☝️

[nova verge]

The animal not the restaurant

[patent mason]

oh ok

[glossy radish]

unityyyy

[patent mason]

imagine beeing under 13

[glossy radish]

real

[patent mason]

lol

[glossy radish]

you’re one of my favourites hereeee

[grim edge]

I remember being blocked by someone for telling then they have a cool name 💀

Them

[glossy radish]

aww that’s sweet

[lean bolt]

It’s not chesscom, discord doesn’t allow people u13

[flat gyro]

Both

[latent pebble]

bruh I stalemated a m4

[patent mason]

MY MAN, HOW MANY ROLES DO YOU HAVE?

[glossy radish]

im sane?

[upbeat viper]

owo

[south mirage]

Now he has to make another account 😦

[glossy radish]

35

[flat gyro]

Does bast count as sane

[patent mason]

💀

[lean bolt]

Chesscom allows even fetuses to play

[glossy radish]

basttt

[grim edge]

Fnx now you shall win ur next 10 games 🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

yes ?

[south mirage]

Can vouch as a fetus

[glossy radish]

hi bast

[lean bolt]

Unfortunately, discord doesn’t so get out of here

[grim edge]

I am not sane but at least i know it

[grim edge]

Depending on the day for example ur sane on Fridays but on Mondays ur insane:3

I can’t get to 1300

Unity you suck

[patent mason]

me too 😭

[south mirage]

Funny story, discord blocked my main and I had to prove I'm 16+ (you have to be 16+ to use dc in my country according to ToS)

[grim edge]

Btw how old are you pixel

[nova verge]

I’m insane 100% of the time put me away

[grim edge]

Same I do that sometimes

[nova verge]

Lock away the key 🔑

[glossy radish]

i’m insane?

[grim edge]

Right away

[grim edge]

I think he is 15 not sure tho

@upbeat viper underage

[nova verge]

Yep call the popo

[upbeat viper]

lol

[glossy radish]

okay

[patent mason]

for some reason in my country now to use discord we have to be 18+ (it was 14 before)

[grim edge]

Sometimes i cant believe the stuff that comes out of my mouth

[grim edge]

Ask my dog Lola

My actions and words hold an amount of chaos that can only be explained by the amount of caffeine i take daily

[south mirage]

Yeah it's stupid that it's more for some countries

Even tho kids still use dc in these countries

[glossy radish]

cute doggy

[patent mason]

but anyway i used to have it when i was 14 so im just not unistalling it

[grim edge]

Whats ur country

[patent mason]

uninstalling*

[grim edge]

Texas

[patent mason]

wth

[grim edge]

Texas isnt a country you uneducated dimwit

[south mirage]

The most American thing I heard here so far

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[patent mason]

samba country

[grim edge]

I know you bozo 💀

Brazil?

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nick-nickelodeon-no-im-texas-gif-17195321

[patent mason]

precisely

[grim edge]

Shut up neko

[bright glade]

[grim edge]

Why would he beat himself

Gl unity for the second time

Good luck unitt

I am your biggest supporter

!!!!!!!

Imma sue you for fraud

I am everyone's biggest supporter

Positivity rules

I can doxx every single one of his opponents ask zax

[grim edge]

Yass has powers

You live in america nuff said

You also live in Kentucky

Eats Colorado

Lol

[patent mason]

i'm back

[grim edge]

I didnt even need to do my magic

[patent mason]

so yeah, apparently they changed discord's age use in my country some months ago

[lunar frost]

@grim edge got the background thx

[grim edge]

He doxxed himself

[grim edge]

Whose that guy in the background

Pixel

[patent mason]

100000 trojans installed

[grim edge]

Np funny PFP aswell

[restive storm]

No

[grim edge]

Told you i am magical

[lunar frost]

u did not just call her a guy

[lunar frost]

[grim edge]

THATS A GIRL I AM SO SORRY

[lunar frost]

it’s fineee lmaoooo

[grim edge]

Wait i didnt even mean to be mean

She has a cute smile i swear

[patent mason]

that's what not touching grass causes

[lunar frost]

dude it’s fine it’s not even me thas just a singer i like

[grim edge]

Good god

I almost got sued

[patent mason]

lmao

[lunar frost]

[grim edge]

I only touch lasagna

[patent mason]

FURRY?

oh sorry it's garfield

[grim edge]

Huh?

[patent mason]

nothing

[grim edge]

Yeah its garfield i swear

[patent mason]

and i trust it

dead chat xdxd

[nova verge]

Hello

Xoxo 😘

[jade osprey]

no

[nova verge]

Xoxo gossip girl

[jade osprey]

I am a guy

[nova verge]

Could’ve fooled me

[mossy comet]

zobros plays: roblox

[weary sleet]

Guys, how 2 send pics there?

[lunar frost]

https://tenor.com/view/blyat-gif-19401036

[crimson meadow]

Sexy back is such a bop I love it ( I don't understand the lyrics)

[crimson meadow]

/trusted

[fickle olive]

Anyone wanna play with a noob? Dm under 500

[weary sleet]

Pon

[crimson meadow]

Oké

[hallow lantern]

Bro, my birthday is so far away

[hallow lantern]

365 days left smh

[upbeat viper]

done

[latent pebble]

I lost both of the games I played after

[upbeat viper]

smooth win for 1900 too

[crimson meadow]

Retirement?

[upbeat viper]

nah

still 100 more

and then uuuh

idk

[crimson meadow]

Hm hm

You're 1000 points ahead

I will beat you for 2000

Pinky promise

[upbeat viper]

then do it !

[crimson meadow]

☝️

We route for you!

Root

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-strawhat-pirates-friends-goodbye-hands-up-gif-20128990

[grim edge]

gl

[crimson meadow]

For a sec I though

[upbeat viper]

blitz champ

[crimson meadow]

Thought 💭

[upbeat viper]

hopefully you won't flag

no advertisement

[crimson meadow]

Imagine self ads

[upbeat viper]

@languid fossil

no ad

[languid fossil]

wow

[upbeat viper]

read #〘📝〙rules

[languid fossil]

police i guess

[viral vale]

ego bad smh

[crimson meadow]

Never touched in my life

Probs why I keep getting muted by Annita 😂

[drowsy lodge]

tres bon coup

[upbeat viper]

just maaaybe

[upbeat viper]

yes

[crimson meadow]

Slight chanceeee

[upbeat viper]

also making edgy jokes

allat

:')

[grim edge]

me?

i have a huge ego actually I just try to hide it

[crimson meadow]

But hey if no one gets muted every once and a while they won't want anitta to be there anymore and kick her
So I'm helping her out

[upbeat viper]

because high rated players know they still suck at the game

[drowsy lodge]

gaffe

[quaint hamlet]

show me your ego sir

[crimson meadow]

I mean saying Austrian painter isn't bad 😭

[viral vale]

fr 2500s are ass

[crimson meadow]

Your ego is so huge you'd Def accept my friend request

[lime lava]

you are nineteen hundwed now naice

[upbeat viper]

ref to war is nop

[upbeat viper]

yay

100 more to go

[drowsy lodge]

never heard someone actually admit it

[upbeat viper]

and I leave chess

[twin moon]

I know, that’s what I was referring to

[upbeat viper]

[crimson meadow]

[lime lava]

almost catching the boys

[grim edge]

ty ty

[quaint hamlet]

my friend called me a wcm because I qualify for wcm but no other title and im not a female

[crimson meadow]

Imma go reach 1000 brb

[upbeat viper]

you're far away still

[fickle olive]

Nice!

[gloomy crater]

hey there

[lime lava]

as you go up I go down dont worry

[gloomy crater]

anyone wants to play?

against me?

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86226531541?tab=review

[worn ice]

bastouraa (1903) vs. Sting-Shleweet (1871)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 d6 4. c4 Nb6 5. exd6 cxd6 6. Nc3 g6 7. Be3 Bg7 8. Qd2 O-O 9. Bh6 e5 10. Bxg7 Kxg7 11. d5 f5 12. h4 Qc7 13. b3 Qc5 14. Nf3 f4 15. Bd3 Bf5 16. Be4 N8d7 17. Ng5 Qc8 18. Bxf5 Rxf5 19. Ne6+ Kg8 20. Ne4 Qb8 21. Qb4 Nc8 22. Qa5 b6 23. Qb5 Nc5 24. Qe8+ Rf8 25. Qxf8# 

[upbeat viper]

watch my last game

didn't even need to castle

[upbeat viper]

naaah

[restive storm]

Sometimes castling is just unnecessary

[upbeat viper]

my rooks didn't move once

just overpowered knights

[quaint hamlet]

nice positional play

[upbeat viper]

need to be nerf ngl

[upbeat viper]

thank you

[lime lava]

he played the Alekine if you lose...

[upbeat viper]

I love positional stuff

[upbeat viper]

it can be dangerous ngl

[bright glade]

[lime lava]

for him

[upbeat viper]

I meaan

[restive storm]

Samisch attack

[grim edge]

Alekhine*, as a 1600 i never played against it but im learning it

[quaint hamlet]

e5, c4

[bright glade]

You died writing that

[lime lava]

dont move the same piece twice in the opening Alekhine be like:

[restive storm]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. Nc3

[quaint hamlet]

o noes

[upbeat viper]

I push three pawns

and capture

and develop

and win

gg

[grim edge]

bruuh that's also what I do

[restive storm]

I don’t like pushing so many pawns so I just do that

[grim edge]

but it's not optimal

[quaint hamlet]

hey people who play french, do you ever not draw

[upbeat viper]

push push variation for the win

[grim edge]

I play everything

[lime lava]

you destroyed the guy with deez knights

[grim edge]

e4 d4 c4 with white

[bright glade]

All good players are e4 players confirmed - oh

[quaint hamlet]

f4?

[grim edge]

only good openings

[restive storm]

Yeah
Although since it’s more rare I think my opponents won’t know as much theory

[upbeat viper]

deez knights were monsters

[nova verge]

Hi how r u?

[quaint hamlet]

are you suggesting that f4 isnt a good starting move

[grim edge]

yeah true

[upbeat viper]

he got in time scramble so easily because of them

[lime lava]

me playing d4 everytime...

[grim edge]

its not

[upbeat viper]

and I play 3+2

because else it's not funny

[bright glade]

Why you lost to me (not just a lucky game in a you having bad session)

[upbeat viper]

flagging people isn't morally nice imo

being flagged too

sooo

[quaint hamlet]

person who is bad at bullet and is coping alert

[upbeat viper]

increment

[lime lava]

maybe you are right

[upbeat viper]

I'm 1800 bullet

[lime lava]

I was destroying some guys till you played me then I went downhill

[quaint hamlet]

eh, good point

[grim edge]

Gata was getting flagged so much today from winning positions

[quaint hamlet]

your rapid is higher

[grim edge]

it was kinda sad ngl

[upbeat viper]

yes

of course

because I don't play bullet much

[quaint hamlet]

what about 10 sec

[upbeat viper]

just from time to time I'm like, eh let's get 100 more elos

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper what opening do u play mostly

[lime lava]

tell me son how many times did you get flagged

[quaint hamlet]

thats what im saying

bullet is for poeple who got bored at rapid chess

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit

[upbeat viper]

ahum

too many times

and that's disgusting

[quaint hamlet]

and once you get bored of bullet you turn into my brother aka a full time 4 player chess player

[upbeat viper]

é.é

[grim edge]

that's fun

[lime lava]

meanwhile my bullet stats haha

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[lime lava]

imagine agreeing to a draw in a bullet game

[quaint hamlet]

those draw percentages dont add to 100

[upbeat viper]

imagine resigning in bullet

doesn't make sense

[astral grove]

Me flagging 2300s in bullet while dead lost

[quaint hamlet]

maybe im just doing the math wrong

[drowsy lodge]

how long does it take to get 1000 elo??

[nova verge]

Art clears the head 100%

[quaint hamlet]

the time it takes to make a cc account since you start with +1k elo if I remember right

[upbeat viper]

but not OTB sadly

unless we both become IMs and travel arround the world for tourneys

[grim edge]

what about blitz?

[upbeat viper]

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo clears the head too

[upbeat viper]

but that's very unlikely

[lime lava]

in this situation black is a 2300 and has 20 seconds you play on?

[upbeat viper]

why not ?

If I have nothing to do

[nova verge]

In a different way but yes learning is fun! 🔥🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

we never knowww

[quaint hamlet]

well since the 9th rank is facing me then im the 2300 sooo ye

[upbeat viper]

small stalemate

:)

[quaint hamlet]

*8

[upbeat viper]

idk

[restive storm]

Bruh black can easily win this with 20 seconds

[lime lava]

.

[upbeat viper]

of course can

buuuut

missclick

or idk

and whoop

[lime lava]

even with 5 seconds

[restive storm]

Any move works but for me Qf6 instant win

And f4 drops

[quaint hamlet]

I remember I mouseslipped when I just started chess and the other guy was nice and gave me a draw because the mouseslip was obvious

and I realized many chess players have that one nice guy

[lime lava]

[upbeat viper]

I love my bullet graph

doing steps

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 1903 (peak)
Bullet: 1814 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

team full peak

[crimson meadow]

1k coming

[lime lava]

same here

[upbeat viper]

oof

tilt

[restive storm]

This is my bullet all time

[quaint hamlet]

I think I could get full peak if I did the grind

[bright glade]

I had a good day, you had a bad one, just luck, I did play well, but you're clearly better in blitz

[quaint hamlet]

I have provisional rating on my side!

[upbeat viper]

64.9 % resign ?

wot

that's a lot

[little elm]

mine is 34.5 resignation, 43.6 mate, 21.3 time

[restive storm]

I was surprised when I saw that too

It’s probably because I always resign when I’m 1-2 moves away from checkmate

[upbeat viper]

conclusion : stop resigning and easy bullet elo

oh

maybe then

[restive storm]

Like they have a forced mate sequence and 2 moves away from checkmate so I resign

[quaint hamlet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86228305141

[worn ice]

VidaAgaveTx (2060) vs. sunrisetide (2096)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Bd3 d6 3. c3 Nf6 4. Bc2 g6 5. Ne2 Bg7 6. Ng3 O-O 7. d3 Nc6 8. O-O Bg4 9. [f4] Bxd1 

[restive storm]

And it’s an easy mate

[upbeat viper]

you're high rated enough

[astral grove]

2300 could win that with 5 seconds even

[lime lava]

I tried to force the win in a stupid way in a 0.0 position then got rekt and instantly regreted it

[quaint hamlet]

2k players are better than ever

[crimson meadow]

So true

[little elm]

i remember playing some 2500 FM who resigned when down an exchange in bullet

[upbeat viper]

o.O

probably tilt / ragequit

[valid grove]

hi guys

[quaint hamlet]

he probably wanted to go to bed

[restive storm]

I think the stats make sense though now that I think about it

[quaint hamlet]

/profile kaiclc

oh you cant do that anymore

[upbeat viper]

nah

try to right click on someone's username

[quaint hamlet]

his peak is like 2.68k

[upbeat viper]

and go in application

[quaint hamlet]

and noe he's like 2.4k

[upbeat viper]

ah you meant to get any profile on cc

[quaint hamlet]

*now

[upbeat viper]

uuh

nah we don't have that

[quaint hamlet]

oh

[lime lava]

I played a WGM in bullet that was only 2000 she was destroying me so bad but I flagged her when I still had 15 seconds. I was down a pawn but it was -9

[upbeat viper]

could add that to the todo list

👀

[quaint hamlet]

what position were you in 💀

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[astral grove]

Lower rated titled players are usually pretty accurate in bullet but really slow

[jovial spire]

Hi guys, I was wondering what resources I'm allowed to consult during daily games on Chess.com? I know I'm allowed to consult like books and such, but I don't have any of those - Games a caro kann advance variation - am I allowed to watch a tutorial on how to play the caro kann after my opponent does the advancement thingy, or is that cheating?

[grim edge]

blitz?

[little elm]

titled 30sec players are terrifying

[quaint hamlet]

bullet

[warm stag]

I would like to play with a higher rated player please. I’m 1100 who can play with me

[quaint hamlet]

anyone who mains 30 sec is terrifying

[upbeat viper]

no, you can consult the opening explorer included on chess.com

[little elm]

i play a lot of hyper/ultra

[quaint hamlet]

is ultra 10, 15, or 30 sec?

well I guess hyper is 30 sec

[little elm]

15sec, but that is on lc

[quaint hamlet]

oh

[lime lava]

nevermind it was an exchange I was down 1 point

[upbeat viper]

there @jovial spire

[little elm]

i don’t like chesscom 10sec

rating change should be the same

[quaint hamlet]

ah

[jovial spire]

thank you! So videos are allowed mmk

[quaint hamlet]

no, no it shouldnt

[restive storm]

How do they enforce those rules

[little elm]

why

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[little elm]

it should either count the same or not count at all

[lime lava]

andrew tang be like

[quaint hamlet]

first to check wins

[little elm]

no

[restive storm]

Lol

[quaint hamlet]

1 check fr

[upbeat viper]

I'm being honest

[little elm]

1 check if you are slow

[quaint hamlet]

;-;

[restive storm]

lol.

[quaint hamlet]

usually after the first check its easy to get more

[little elm]

i am fairly quick

[upbeat viper]

anyway, that's why I don't like daily

:')

[quaint hamlet]

if you cant enforce a rule its not a rule

[lime lava]

I dont like daily I cant think properly I like bullet more

[little elm]

annoying thing with 30sec is there are only about 10 people who play regularly

who are worth playing for rating

[upbeat viper]

no

[upbeat viper]

[little elm]

i can never find a 30sec game

[upbeat viper]

2+1 bullet

https://tenor.com/bzkeQ.gif

[lime lava]

thats almost classical

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[grim edge]

classical is so much better than any other tc

[lime lava]

3+1 is so weird I hate it, its like 3+0 but you cant flag but its like 3+2 but you cant think

[little elm]

otb classical is amazing

[grim edge]

when you win in otb classical its so rewarding

[quaint hamlet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86228379583 say I am not good at being bad at chess

[worn ice]

Kollarz (2162) vs. sunrisetide (2101)

Move List

1. Nf3 c5 2. c4 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 g6 6. e4 Bg7 7. Be2 O-O 8. O-O Nc6 9. Be3 Nxd4 10. Bxd4 Bd7 11. f4 a6 12. Bf3 Rc8 13. e5 Ne8 14. exd6 Nxd6 15. Bxg7 Kxg7 16. Qd4+ Kg8 17. b3 Qc7 18. Rad1 Be6 19. Bd5 Nf5 20. Qe4 Rfd8 21. Bxe6 fxe6 22. Qxe6+ Kg7 23. Nd5 Qd6 24. Qxd6 exd6 25. Rfe1 Re8 26. Nb6 Rcd8 27. Rxe8 Rxe8 28. g4 Nh4 29. Kf2 g5 30. f5 h5 31. h3 hxg4 32. hxg4 Re4 33. Rxd6 Rxg4 34. Rd7+ Kf6 35. Nd5+ Kxf5 36. Ne3+ Kf4 37. Rd4+ Ke5 38. Rxg4 Nf5 39. Rxg5 Ke4 40. Rxf5 Kd3 41. Rf7 Kc3 42. Rxb7 Kb2 43. Ra7 Kxa2 44. Rxa6+ Kxb3 45. c5 Kb4 46. c6 Kb5 47. Ra3 Kxc6 48. Ra5 Kd6 49. Rd5+ Kc6 50. Kf3 Kb6 51. Ke4 Kc6 52. Ke5 Kb6 53. Ke6 Kc6 54. Nc4 Kc7 55. Rd6 Kb7 56. Rb6+ [Kc7] 

[grim edge]

haven't played in years

classical

[quaint hamlet]

easiest draw of my life

[grim edge]

I need to prep first and find good tournaments

[quaint hamlet]

based off your cc ratings you def could get NM

[opaque apex]

imagine the flagging that would happen in 1+2 bullet

[grim edge]

i'm much better in classical than in blitz actually

[quaint hamlet]

and win every blitz tournament in existence

[upbeat viper]

1+2 must be nice ngl

pure skill

[quaint hamlet]

ew thats why it sucks

[astral grove]

i double adopted a 1600 in 30 sec today was funny

[quaint hamlet]

skill is bullet? no that ruins the point

[upbeat viper]

it's like playing 3+2 OTB lol

[opaque apex]

No I mean one second plus 2 seconds

[quaint hamlet]

wtf

[upbeat viper]

aaaah

[quaint hamlet]

are you a sociopath

[opaque apex]

idk I don't play bullet

[astral grove]

15sec+1 is actually a lot like 1+0

[little elm]

3+2 otb is

[opaque apex]

it might be funny though

[quaint hamlet]

0.0166 + 2

[little elm]

i might play an otb 3+2 event next week

[quaint hamlet]

*will

imagine 1 sec + 2 otb

[astral grove]

have fun

[quaint hamlet]

we might have made a breakthrough here folks

[astral grove]

i've done 1+1 otb with some friends

[lime lava]

thats true

[grim edge]

3+2 otb is so stressful

idk why but it feels like the time ends so quickly compared to online

[little elm]

time scrambles happen a lot more otb than online in 3+2 i find

[quaint hamlet]

I remember playing 10 sec otb against 2600 cc bullet man and it was fun because 95% of the moves we did towards the end were illiegal

[upbeat viper]

just because moving isn't instantaneous

[astral grove]

10 sec otb is wild

[little elm]

like i would never get down to 1sec online with increment

[upbeat viper]

freacking manual clock

[little elm]

but otb all the time

[upbeat viper]

[sinful moth]

Somone 1v1 me at 2 plus 1

[upbeat viper]

omg

just got an idea

online OTB mode

[quaint hamlet]

it would just devolve to whoever did the first illiegal move lost

[upbeat viper]

where you need to press the clock with your mouse

[little elm]

touch move

[upbeat viper]

[quaint hamlet]

huh

[opaque apex]

you have to move the player's arms

[astral grove]

nah that would suck

[quaint hamlet]

I WOULD WIN SO MANY MORE BULLET GAMES

[upbeat viper]

wait wait

that would actually be insane

[orchid bay]

https://www.tiktok.com/@tacticboy/video/7265798906456444192

[upbeat viper]

touch move can exist

[quaint hamlet]

touch take too

[lime lava]

We need to make
1+600 popular

[upbeat viper]

illegal move detection too

damn

I want that

[astral grove]

that'd be a nice way to ruin bullet

[little elm]

there is such a thing as otb online mode

where someone presses the clock for you

[upbeat viper]

OTB mode wouldn't be used for bullet obviously

[quaint hamlet]

wdym ruin, even less skill in bullet id be a 2800

[quaint hamlet]

oh

[opaque apex]

coining the term Reverse Bullet for 1sec+2

[astral grove]

the pace would be super slow 💀

[lime lava]

Have you guys ever seen 2 guys with no increment otb with 5 seconds on the clock?

[little elm]

yes

[quaint hamlet]

I was one of the guys

[opaque apex]

i think so

[little elm]

i have been in that situation before

[astral grove]

me as well

[grim edge]

i've never played otb without increment

[quaint hamlet]

5 sec delay feels so much shorter when 20 minutes before you were just staring at it go down

[astral grove]

i remember doing 30 sec to 10 min time odds with a 1k rated friend otb and i mated him with 1 second left

[grim edge]

but I can imagine

[robust maple]

Sup

[little elm]

i like beating low rated players with no time at the start

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play

[upbeat viper]

ding liren

[quaint hamlet]

menace to society

[astral grove]

lol

[quaint hamlet]

I actually remember playing 10 sec v 1 minute and I lost .-.

[little elm]

the time i was in a no increment time scramble was at some chess event

[quaint hamlet]

I think he did at least 1 illiegal move though

[little elm]

against some random IM, lost when opp had 2sec left

[latent pebble]

Perilous pawn

[mystic stream]

tf

[robust maple]

E

[lime lava]

https://youtu.be/tjk2T6yzhPk this is what makes me want to play chess

[upbeat viper]

[astral grove]

otb online mode

[languid fossil]

does anyone here post chess content?

[robust maple]

/profile @astral grove

What

[astral grove]

big fail

[robust maple]

Do it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sunrisetide

This is the Chess.com profile of sunrisetide. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2302 (peak)
Blitz: 2123 (2167 peak)
Bullet: 2101 (peak)

[quaint hamlet]

wait what

/profile@1058494957079502848

[astral grove]

right click on my name > apps > cc profile

[quaint hamlet]

idk what im doing

[lime lava]

They are smashing the pieces like little kids too see whos the strongest king

[quaint hamlet]

I think I can tell what they meant to do until the end

bro moved his queen like a knight

[upbeat viper]

btw

don't hesitate to connect your account

[worn ice]

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[upbeat viper]

gives you more freedom on the server

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[stable jungle]

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[robust maple]

Im on phone i cant

[quaint hamlet]

*just image and gif perms

[upbeat viper]

and vc

[quaint hamlet]

I guess thats sort of a lot

[quaint hamlet]

;-;

[robust maple]

I went on a winning rampage today dud, i was 1746 went up to 1803 in a few hrs

[quaint hamlet]

few hours?

[lime lava]

Bros queen is in 4 squares at the same time
Patrolling the whole board

[robust maple]

Ye

[quaint hamlet]

what time control

and how much is a few hours

[astral grove]

man was grinding the 15+10

[quaint hamlet]

ong

[robust maple]

10 + 0 but i usually play 15 +10

Nah what

[quaint hamlet]

wait so how much is a few hours

[robust maple]

1 - 2 hours

I only lost 1 game

[astral grove]

that's reasonable

[quaint hamlet]

is it just me or do 10+0 games either last 5 minutes or 20 minutes

[astral grove]

by few hours i was picturing 4 hours

[quaint hamlet]

same bro I was like huh

[robust maple]

I had some pretty short games

[astral grove]

yeah i thought he was going on an insane bullet marathon

[robust maple]

Bcs some of my opps were playing like shhiiiit

[quaint hamlet]

bro 4 hours of 1+0 bullet is like 150 games

[astral grove]

more

ive done it before

[quaint hamlet]

well at least 120 mathematically

wdym done it before

[robust maple]

ja

[astral grove]

ive played bullet for 4 hours straight

[quaint hamlet]

I have to go

[nova verge]

Hello

[grim edge]

bullet addiction is real

[quaint hamlet]

I aint talking with 4 hours of bullet and few hours = 1-2 hours person

[quaint hamlet]

yes

[astral grove]

ong

30 sec addiction is insane

[grim edge]

it gets worse the lower the time gets

bailey why the hearts lmao

[nova verge]

Idk to spread hearts ❤️

To show I care

[grim edge]

spreadin love

[nova verge]

Exactly

[grim edge]

nice

[nova verge]

All I try to do (sometimes)

[gloomy crater]

are you a GM?

[grim edge]

yesnt

[gloomy crater]

oh

[gloomy crater]

so, what are u then

[grim edge]

wdym

[astral grove]

they wanna know your title

[gloomy crater]

yes and not at the same time?

[gloomy crater]

yeah

[grim edge]

no title

[tawdry shuttle]

CM and NM just aren't good...

[grim edge]

yet

[gloomy crater]

Imma win I guess

[astral grove]

you're 1900 online what right do you have to say this 💀

[grim edge]

there's this CM in cc that's 2900 blitz

[tawdry shuttle]

@astral grove I got paired with a CM, and have beaten two nms

He was 1800

[astral grove]

okay

[gloomy crater]

you got a high elo bro

[astral grove]

i've beaten an IM but i don't say IMs are bad

[tawdry shuttle]

@astral grove soo, that cause you're decent

I am bad

[astral grove]

if a CM is 1800 online then they clearly don't play online

[grim edge]

actually i've noticed a huge difference playing IMs and GMs

[astral grove]

no, i'm total crap compared to the average IM

average IM would adopt me in every time control

[grim edge]

GMs are way way stronger

[gloomy crater]

Of course there is

[astral grove]

that's interesting, thought itd be more of a tossup in online blitz

[grim edge]

and CM and FM difference is not much

[astral grove]

like there are a buncha 2700+ IMs

[grim edge]

its huge

[gloomy crater]

Could you give me the honor of playing against you? :V

[astral grove]

crazy

[gloomy crater]

I wanna see how a 2750 elo player beats me

:v

[grim edge]

can't rn but add me and we could play later

[tawdry shuttle]

@gloomy crater with ease I guess lol

[astral grove]

have you played any of the really strong IMs?

like the 2900 guys

[gloomy crater]

ok

[grim edge]

yeah they're super strong

[gloomy crater]

yeah lol, wanna play against me? :V, see you got 1800

[gloomy crater]

have you won?

[grim edge]

nah

[lime lava]

My best win was against a 2800 FM

[astral grove]

i played a 2900 gm once (it was bok, he was playing viewers) and we went into a mainline nimzo and the moment i went out of book he started punishing me and i was getting destroyed lol

[grim edge]

who?

[gloomy crater]

F

[astral grove]

he messed it up though and i got into an equal endgame which i screwed up bc low time

[gloomy crater]

my best was against a 1900

but was in lichess

[lime lava]

Grandmaster2b

[astral grove]

also that's crazy damn

[wind vector]

I beat a 2700 in one of moons tourneys

[grim edge]

nice

[lime lava]

Never happening again tho...

[grim edge]

who

[wind vector]

also dang you beat grandmaster2b that’s crazy

[wind vector]

like 1e4 smth

[grim edge]

oh

that guy is really strong

[lime lava]

Is that not papapizza?

[upbeat viper]

my best win was against a 2600 FM OTB blitz game

using

🥁

the scotch gambit !

[grim edge]

yooo

[wind vector]

idk I just flagged him in a equal queen endgame I think

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit my beloved

[grim edge]

nice

[lime lava]

[upbeat viper]

trapped his queen

https://tenor.com/HuQj.gif

[lime lava]

we want the game

[upbeat viper]

don't have it

was at the twitch con

not recorded

[lime lava]

its recorded in your brain

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/unsheathing-sword-puss-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-its-finished-were-done-gif-26016673

[frosty fable]

More like it lives there rent free

[upbeat viper]

no

because blitz

I mean, I kinda know what kind of variation it was

but still

[lime lava]

fair enough

[upbeat viper]

it was after that position

I don't remember if I included Re1+

but I remember trapping his queen with Nh4

[lime lava]

"not that long"

[orchid bay]

30 min is like classical for a zoomer

[upbeat viper]

too lazy to spend that much time

you can divide it by 10 tho'

👀

[crystal jewel]

hi

[gloomy crater]

when someone plays fast and doesn't pay attention to any movement

[grim edge]

@last verge duck i'm ready to face you again

[upbeat viper]

@random drum

[grim edge]

who is bast

Did somebody say e4

[stone thicket]

can anyone tell me how can u lose 150 elo in one game

[limber wigeon]

Some guy on roblox told me how to pirate windows

[nova verge]

Yo yo yo

[last verge]

my rapid is higher than your puzzles

[fickle rampart]

Help I hung my queen

[digital phoenix]

Rxh8?

[south loom]

guys i got a brilliant

[coral quartz]

What opening do you play?

[digital phoenix]

nc3

van geet

as black alekhine

[grim edge]

chees.com

[paper geyser]

pardon?

cheese?

[high oasis]

i like pasta

[grim edge]

Cheese is so cheesy 🧀

Morning mom

Did somebody say e4

Did i just kill the chat

Bruh

Nah, just dead server

Better delete

[nova verge]

Me too

I like Pokémon

[covert snow]

warning. the following image is traumatizing and will appear in your nightmares

[spiral reef]

ê

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge good luck for OTB tournament!

[spiral reef]

thằng nào vào server t ko

t nói tiếng ziệt

ok

[nimble niche]

Ich spreche Englisch nicht

[spiral reef]

find a mistakes

[magic lion]

what are some easy openings for more open games, I'm awful when lanes are closed off, and any tips on what lessons to focus on for closed games?

[spiral reef]

yeah

im borring

[magic lion]

I'll take a look, I really only learned london so far, havent played in a year instantly dropped from 1100 to 800 lmao

[nimble niche]

French exchange

[torpid lintel]

Hello! Welcome to this server! :) for nice answers ask here #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk ask there anything related to improvement in chess!

[last verge]

markov chain

[nimble niche]

I didn't even know the London existed until I was like 1600

[last verge]

the king's gambit is basically losing if black knows what to do and you don't

[torpid lintel]

Why not?

[nimble niche]

When I was new to chess, I only played 4 knights Italian which I switched out for the c3 d4 Italian when I learnt the theory

[magic lion]

what elo does black know what to do lmao

[last verge]

if you want something open play some scotch or whatnot

[last verge]

black really only has to know that to accept and that the main move is g5 with maybe the idea of g4

and if you don't know how to play the super saucy gambit lines you'll just be down material

[nimble niche]

if white is prepared for that more than black is, white would get an advantage

[last verge]

i like to think of it as white crushing their pieces into dust and snorting it for an advantage

could really go either way

[last verge]

people with king's gambit prep scare me

[nimble niche]

scipio

[last verge]

scaey

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1121793879713271950/makesweet-3p8qwr.gif

[grim edge]

*our

[feral hollow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/86235499685

[worn ice]

Ak_Jet (1621) vs. kuliferda1 (1651)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. d4 g6 3. c4 Bg7 4. Nc3 d5 5. cxd5 Nxd5 6. e4 Nxc3 7. bxc3 O-O 8. Be2 c5 9. O-O cxd4 10. cxd4 Nc6 11. Be3 Bg4 12. d5 Bxa1 13. Qxa1 Nb8 14. Bh6 f6 15. Bxf8 Qxf8 16. h3 Bxf3 17. Bxf3 Nd7 18. Rc1 Rc8 19. Bg4 f5 20. exf5 gxf5 21. Rxc8 Qxc8 22. Bxf5 Qc7 23. Be6+ 

[mossy comet]

baseplate gambit: marble variation

[feral hollow]

very nice game

[mossy comet]

zobros wtf are you doing in roblox?

[nimble niche]

Does chess.com not give a fck about their variants?

I just played another atomic cheater

https://www.chess.com/variants/atomic/game/53052910/41/3

[torpid lintel]

free queen :)

[nimble niche]

A 1500 who has only played 50 games is not this good

And the consistent time usage he had the whole game

[drowsy lodge]

damn

[viral vale]

fr kings gambit is bad from the engines perspective but a mf with 1k games in the kings gambit is horrifying to play against

[covert snow]

no like

I have a friend who's 1400 otb

and at the last tournament we were both at, he beat a 2017 rated player in classical

using the kings gambit

0-0

[last verge]

skull

[viral vale]

fr if you're facing someone playing a bad opening but you know they have insane experience in it then dont doubt them

idk his name but theres that one GM who plays the smith morra exclusively against sicilian

[grim edge]

HI GUYS

[nimble niche]

wrong second move

[main quiver]

guys is chess.com broken?

[covert snow]

No

[main quiver]

It keeps making me play this one person

[grim edge]

no

[main quiver]

and i keep losing + i have never cheated

[nimble niche]

we all know that after e4 e5, there is only one move

[covert snow]

They played rlly deep into theory. But my friend is so deeply knowledged in the kings gambit

[grim edge]

I play e4 c5 to throw ppl off even though no one at my level should really bother with the sicilian ☠️

[nimble niche]

e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6

[grim edge]

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we all know the best opening is the bongcloud

[nimble niche]

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[worn ice]

1cbb (2180) vs. ThanhBuffBan (2367)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#] 

[grim edge]

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[nimble niche]

hi

[potent merlin]

hi to me

[viral vale]

fr best move order for kings gambit is Nf3 before f4!!!!