💬〡general-off-topic

[lethal linden]

You're already checkmated

True

[queen canyon]

idk some think they win an argument just because they're better at chess

[winter ridge]

weird

[queen canyon]

he probably isn't better even but i am not willing to play to find out now

[grim edge]

Cool

[neon lake]

ppl thats good at chess are losers

[queen canyon]

dm, but i gotta warn you...

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-woof-bark-ruh-roh-gif-4303248

[neon lake]

coping

[queen canyon]

ppl that aren't good at chess can be losers too

[keen parrot]

sergeant gayer

[queen canyon]

Geier 💀

[obtuse citrus]

van t kruiijs opening is soooo lame

why does anyone play that

[grim edge]

e4 missclick be like

[queen canyon]

monkey's bum opening

hippopotamus defense

[lethal linden]

Because you're trash

[grim edge]

flickknife attack opening

[queen canyon]

nah it's just an inconvenience for me

[grim edge]

the toilet varation

and the potato varation

[halcyon glade]

Yes

[lethal linden]

You are 100 elo

[obtuse citrus]

who up peaking

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> boris527

This is the Chess.com profile of boris527. Take a look!

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Rapid: 1451 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 800 (peak)
Bullet: 1118 (1132 peak)

[lethal linden]

My favorite variation

[obtuse citrus]

hasnt updated rip

[grim edge]

@grim edge how about you play some real theory

[stuck kestrel]

i was at my peak and then tilted 70 points

[halcyon glade]

Let's make everyone hungry

[nova verge]

Hi hungry Im dad

[obtuse citrus]

im already hungruy

[grim edge]

pie

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[obtuse citrus]

now i need 40 more point for 1500 do i go for it and not tilt

[grim edge]

italian spirit

[rose thunder]

• https://www.chess.com/live/game/86203842953 this is what pure disrespect looks like

[worn ice]

TankTimeBoomTime (1050) vs. Falkot77 (927)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Na6 3. e3 Bf5 4. Nf3 Nb4 5. Bd3 e6 6. a3 Nc6 7. Bxf5 exf5 8. Qd3 g6 9. h4 Bd6 10. Nbd2 h6 11. O-O-O Nf6 12. Rde1 Nh5 13. g3 O-O 14. c4 Nf6 15. Bxh6 Ng4 16. Bg5 Qe8 17. Rhf1 dxc4 18. Nxc4 Qe4 19. Qe2 Rae8 20. d5 Nce5 21. Nfxe5 Bxe5 22. Rg1 f6 23. f3 Qxd5 24. fxg4 fxg5 25. hxg5 fxg4 26. Qxg4 b5 27. Nd2 Qc5+ 28. Kb1 b4 29. Ne4 Qc4 30. a4 Qd3+ 31. Ka1 b3 32. Rh1 Bxb2+ 33. Kxb2 Qc2+ 34. Ka1 Qa2# 

[rose thunder]

not playing on this shit platform anymore moving to lichess

[lethal linden]

E4 e5 c4 c6 h5 f7

[halcyon glade]

🤌

[grim edge]

ye end of the month

why is bro laughing like a anime villian

[strange skiff]

chess reminder

good morning 🙂

[grim edge]

Inpirational

[glossy radish]

morning znittaaa

[nova verge]

Morning !!!

[strange skiff]

same

[lean owl]

Anyone 30 min unrated?

[humble wolf]

hi guys who wants to play chess

[grim edge]

i can finally use this random meme i have

[lean owl]

Sure

[strange skiff]

love it love it love it

[lean owl]

Whats ur elo?

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[humble wolf]

Guys have you tried the grimace shakz

[queen canyon]

where the cool people at

[nova verge]

not here

[humble wolf]

My elo is

[lean owl]

Dawg what

[grim edge]

Dead

[humble wolf]

1200

[strange skiff]

i should add this really f up pawn to stickers

[grim edge]

Mitzu storm

[obtuse citrus]

1450 hanging knight on move 8 awesome

[strange skiff]

sir, this is the chess club

[lean owl]

https://play.chess.com/Zxtf2

[humble wolf]

Ayo why you say f ur admin

[grim edge]

the pawn saw way too much blunders

[queen canyon]

dude what

[grim edge]

currently in the hotel 🤙

[queen mortar]

Oh boy oh boy, just 3 more points to join 1300 gang

[grim edge]

poggers

[grim edge]

did you draw it

[humble wolf]

hI GUYS D PUYU EIKE KIDS

[lean owl]

https://play.chess.com/Zxtf2

[strange skiff]

no but I used to draw stuff

[grim edge]

YOU ADOPTED HIM,

[strange skiff]

whut

[queen canyon]

@strange skiff i seriously feel like a person here is way under 13

[grim edge]

lets fkiiiiiing GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strange skiff]

dm me?

[grim edge]

what?

When I met you in summah

[strange skiff]

info

[lean owl]

🤨🫵

[grim edge]

@strange skiff oh BTW hi

[keen parrot]

i guess my second OTB game today went pretty well

[queen canyon]

but i got no proof it's just the way they behave

[humble wolf]

Bro stop

[grim edge]

yo that's nice

[strange skiff]

hey op long time

[queen mortar]

@strange skiff why didn't you play the yesterday's tournament, I can't sleep at night until I'll beat a staff member

[grim edge]

Wait, there are two Anittas!?? 💀

[humble wolf]

Bro im sigma male

[strange skiff]

Ive been sick rip

[grim edge]

How's life in ...wherever you live? And stuff idk-

im really not lol

[mossy comet]

this mf said sigma male hell naw

youre sexist?

[grim edge]

sure after just ping me then

[queen mortar]

excuses not going to work in here

[keen parrot]

slugma male

[strange skiff]

life and stuff are ok. hbu?

[queen canyon]

this guy said to stop smoking if you want to be sigma

[glossy radish]

who’s under 13

[nova verge]

Heyo @strange skiff

[grim edge]

sure after you rest ping me then

[strange skiff]

hey bailey

[glossy radish]

yeah you’re old

[grim edge]

Laughing on face of excruciating mental pain

[keen parrot]

me 7 years ago

[mossy comet]

statistics show that people that call theirselved “sigma” get no bitches

[queen mortar]

like 20% of the server probably

[grim edge]

FR

[nova verge]

I am sorry you're sick. Did you drink some tea or take some medicine??

[grim edge]

:RainbowPa

[strange skiff]

proud of you. keep kickin’

[mossy comet]

RainbowPa

[strange skiff]

I did I’m better now 🙂

[queen mortar]

What is the average age in the server?

like 14?

[mossy comet]

yeah

[strange skiff]

15

[nova verge]

Okay good! I am glad being sick is no fun.

[glossy radish]

i’m 15

[grim edge]

im 17 im way too old

[glossy radish]

yes i am

[queen mortar]

imagine being average

[grim edge]

someone bring me my wheelchair

[keen parrot]

young ahh server

[strange skiff]

you’re 14 arent you

[grim edge]

COME ON ZAX PLAY HIM

[grim edge]

Oh you were ill? Didn't know that- anyway I hope you get better and stronger

[grim edge]

peasents i am 25

[nova verge]

**average

[keen parrot]

peasants*

[glossy radish]

15 now

[grim edge]

I'm about to turn 16

[strange skiff]

thanks guys

[grim edge]

what are you some kinda peasant

[queen mortar]

almost 18

[grim edge]

hi ill

[strange skiff]

happy bday 🙂 ??

[nova verge]

I am 28 loll I am a old fart.

[mossy comet]

mf joking about age: haha guys im 1 years old
The mods:

[grim edge]

shut

[glossy radish]

anitta get well soon

[tulip ivy]

Eh

[silk ermine]

.

[mossy comet]

old fard

[keen parrot]

get well soon anitta

[glossy radish]

yeah i’m 15

[queen mortar]

guys on my final game to finally turn to 1300, what opening should I play?

[glossy radish]

wait actually i’m 5’5 now

[mossy comet]

yeah thats spongebob

[grim edge]

i remember someone pinging mods on me for sending a choco milk emote

[glossy radish]

yeah i’m spongebob

[mossy comet]

argh argh argh argh argh argh

[undone bridge]

Is that good or bad

[mossy comet]

yeah thats spongebob

[grim edge]

oh yeah this one

Annita gett well soon

[keen parrot]

yes

[glossy radish]

damn you’re short

[strange skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888274825389424671/1006763312387719268/caption-4.gif

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/832202543823192104.webp?size=48

[undone bridge]

I’m 4’10”

[tulip ivy]

LOL

[queen mortar]

imagine being below 6''

[strange skiff]

[lethal linden]

Dwarves

[glossy radish]

@lament jacinth

[grim edge]

YOURE LOWER THAN 5'5

[keen parrot]

i hope you are not a guy 💀

[strange skiff]

I’m also short af but I wear heels

[grim edge]

i refuse to accept you're a human pixel

[undone bridge]

@fading spruce looks it’s my gif

[strange skiff]

first thing photochess said when we met was you ARE short wow

[glossy radish]

kekw

[nova verge]

im 5'7

[grim edge]

cheatcodes send me some

[queen mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/short-fight-tall-gif-21229601

[grim edge]

i need to reach 9'4

[mossy comet]

im 0,2

[glossy radish]

i’m as tall as an average asian man now

[queen mortar]

bro spare some for the rest of us

[undone bridge]

People call me “petite”

[grim edge]

lmao i found it

[strange skiff]

im brazilian. it aint the biggest guy who wins the fight it’s the craziest one

[mossy comet]

im as tall as my mom.

[glossy radish]

wait you are?

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

[nova verge]

Me 2!

[strange skiff]

HALL OF FAME

[queen mortar]

the most loco one

[glossy radish]

wait you are?

[daring oyster]

mmmmm tasty

[grim edge]

i am only 186 cms

[strange skiff]

We need a server screenshots hall of fame

[mossy comet]

chock milk giving? that is a MUTE!

[glossy radish]

wait what

[grim edge]

dw nothing too much

[lethal linden]

Play me at chess.com or you are gay

[grim edge]

@strange skiff can i get the trusted role?

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

i rather be gay

[mossy comet]

spot the difference

[keen parrot]

tbh i know someone else thats under 5ft from here so you are not alone lol

[queen mortar]

damn, I'm like 183

[glossy radish]

wait you are?

[grim edge]

take one

[queen mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-the-same-picture-the-office-pam-the-office-us-gif-20757621

[keen parrot]

dude you cant just copy my height and say its yours

[lethal linden]

[glossy radish]

wait what

[daring oyster]

MMMM

[fast kiln]

I’m 171 feet tall

[queen mortar]

but I really am

[fading spruce]

That’s crazy

[glossy radish]

pixel i thought you white 😭😭

[serene pulsar]

[strange skiff]

it’s auto. do /trust

[queen mortar]

that's like godzilla shit right here

[nova verge]

Wow assuming someone's race. Damn.

[glossy radish]

you speak mandarin?

[grim edge]

frfr

[fast kiln]

can I see

[grim edge]

ok

[fast kiln]

oh 😦

[undone bridge]

Yayyyyy! People at school call me stumpy.

[daring oyster]

im burj khalifa

[glossy radish]

ah

[queen mortar]

why did the pp message got removed, it was funny

[grim edge]

um

[glossy radish]

wait you’re asian tho?

[keen parrot]

an 1800 fide played g3 here in classical

[undone bridge]

Ni hao

[strange skiff]

how do I do this

[grim edge]

@strange skiff how was france compared to brazil

[glossy radish]

spell it right

[hazy merlin]

blitz anyone (im 400)?

[undone bridge]

I’m NOT putting accent marks on

[glossy radish]

i’m 148?

[lapis vigil]

hey! hope yall are having a great saturday

[strange skiff]

southern france was great. beautiful would love to live there.

[glossy radish]

is that okay?

[queen mortar]

me

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @lapis vigil, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

@keen parrot did you see the draw i got earlier?

[dusty pagoda]

can someone review this game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86206727715?tab=review

[worn ice]

DeadNeuronsITA (1642) vs. sinisterfischerbob (1665)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. c4 d5 3. cxd5 cxd5 4. exd5 Qxd5 5. Nc3 Qd6 6. Nf3 Nf6 7. d4 Nc6 8. g3 Bg4 9. Bg2 e5 10. d5 Nd4 11. Qd3 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 Nxf3+ 13. Qxf3 e4 14. Nxe4 Qb4+ 15. Bd2 Qxe4+ 16. Qxe4+ Nxe4 17. Be3 Bc5 18. Bxc5 Nxc5 19. O-O O-O 20. d6 Rfd8 21. Rac1 Ne4 22. Rc7 Nxd6 23. Rd1 a5 24. a4 Kf8 25. Re1 Rac8 26. Ree7 Re8 27. Rxe8+ Kxe8 28. Rxc8+ Nxc8 29. Kf1 Nb6 30. Ke2 Nc4 31. b3 Nb6 32. Kd3 Kd7 33. Kd4 Kd6 34. f4 h5 35. h3 f5 36. h4 g6 37. Kc3 Kc5 

[glossy radish]

smh

[hazy merlin]

https://play.chess.com/cECip

[glossy radish]

@grim edge 你好吗

can you read that?

[keen parrot]

Nxd4 Bxd4 Nxg3!!

[queen canyon]

height copyright be like:

[glossy radish]

forgot. i haven’t been here often enough to remmeber the rules

[grim edge]

more securetoo

[keen parrot]

and after hxg3 Qxg3 Kh1 Qh4

[undone bridge]

The three characters ANYONE who speaks Chinese should know

[grim edge]

ARE U SURE

[glossy radish]

i don’t speak

[grim edge]

arent u chinese

[glossy radish]

bong how’s the elevator

[hazy merlin]

must be a rickroll

[keen parrot]

yeye

[glossy radish]

yeah

i speak viet and spanish tho

[keen parrot]

i mean yeah, but after Nxg3 he should have cut his losses

and just play the pawn down position

[grim edge]

how do you not know

[hazy merlin]

https://play.chess.com/6WZHj blitz anyone?

[grim edge]

chinese

MY BACK IS SO BENT UGHHHHH

[crimson elk]

Uhh is there a channel where i can send pictures?

[nova verge]

Do you go to PT?

[fast kiln]

Just unbend it

[grim edge]

ant i love you but come on

[crimson elk]

Wt

[grim edge]

at least sympathise

[fast kiln]

I got scoliosis bro

[nova verge]

(physical therapy)

[grim edge]

with my bent back

:3

[grim edge]

how do you deal with that

[nova verge]

DO you see a doctor??

[strange skiff]

connect your acc and u can send it in #💬〡chess-talk for everywhere else u need trusted tho

[fast kiln]

It’s mild so I just cope

and stretch

[humble cairn]

anyone up to play

[grim edge]

how to stretch

tutorial

[crimson elk]

Oo okay thanks

[nova verge]

I am sorry one of my friends has that and had surgery

[humble cairn]

whats stretching?

[grim edge]

some kinda magic idk

[humble cairn]

oh no why are we talking about dark magic here

[nova verge]

I hope to God we aren't

[idle elbow]

someone want to play now?

[hazy merlin]

yeah sure

[grim edge]

the unbend ur back magic

@fast kiln

[idle elbow]

AsafMIT my chess.com name

[grim edge]

teach me how to stretch pleaaase

my back hurts

[nova verge]

Google it

[latent pebble]

is there any critical move after this or just normal development?

[hazy merlin]

tf is gold member

[weary umbra]

Handwriting
What do you guys thinkm

[glossy radish]

not know wha

[latent pebble]

readable

[idle elbow]

yeah

[nova verge]

Pretty

[humble cairn]

me

[glossy radish]

i cant read shit

[hazy merlin]

f4-f5?

[nova verge]

Maybe you need glasses

[weary umbra]

Unfortunately not mine😞

Lemme send mine if I have any on my phone

[queen canyon]

yes

[grim edge]

chinese

[glossy radish]

i have them. i still cant read them

[nova verge]

Can't read cursive?

[glossy radish]

because they taught me viet instead

[glossy radish]

i can. just a lil messy

[hazy merlin]

f4 seems crushing. Nc5 too

[weary umbra]

?

[nova verge]

Hmmm that's your opinion.

[idle elbow]

wat is that

[weary umbra]

Saying that to me?

[nova verge]

Its a bird its a plane its a ......

[glossy radish]

it’s a

[idle elbow]

yeah

[weary umbra]

So it is not good?

[idle elbow]

this images

[undone bridge]

Is good

[weary umbra]

My handwriting

[undone bridge]

I can read it just fine

[latent pebble]

f4 Bf5

[glossy radish]

it’s better than my cursive. i cant write cursive

but i cant read it well

[undone bridge]

My cursive is just normal writing but I don’t pick up the pencil

Which is all cursive 😎

[weary umbra]

😑😮‍💨

[idle elbow]

i can read but i don't know why u sended

[hazy merlin]

Nc5 then

[glossy radish]

i do calligraphy

[nova verge]

Thats awesome!!

[undone bridge]

I have a friend who does calligraphy

[idle elbow]

I entered discord yesterday

[undone bridge]

And my grandpa does it too

[weary umbra]

Just to know others perspective about my writing

[glossy radish]

:D yayyyy

[nova verge]

My grandma did it

[undone bridge]

Do you have that special paper that you draw with water on? And it goes on black and fades after a few minutes

[idle elbow]

ok

[weary umbra]

You created your acc in jan

[latent pebble]

That's what I played, not the worst but it's still followed by Bf5

[glossy radish]

no…

[undone bridge]

Awwww

[glossy radish]

i’m self taught too so it’s hard

[weary umbra]

I also do calagraphy

[undone bridge]

My grandpa has a few scrolls of that and it’s sick

[weary umbra]

I used to actually

[glossy radish]

SCROLLS

[undone bridge]

Damnnnnn nice

[idle elbow]

my first message was yesterday and I entered this group yesterday

[weary umbra]

Ok

[latent pebble]

Arabic calligraphy tho

[weary umbra]

I don't know arabic language

[nova verge]

Me either

[latent pebble]

bailey more like ale

[weary umbra]

https://spotify.link/4vFDuplHoCb

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kafadarlar Oyunda (zxjsd)

This is the Chess.com profile of zxjsd. Take a look!

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Name: Kafadarlar Oyunda (zxjsd)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 538 (954 peak)
Blitz: 760 (peak)
Bullet: 453 (568 peak)

[queen canyon]

gn people

[weary umbra]

Bhe

[nova verge]

Do you have a problem with me say it here so everyone can see

[weary umbra]

Bye

[noble pulsar]

servers suggestions anyone

[weary umbra]

Are you mod

[glossy radish]

scram

[weary umbra]

Make it faster

No one is active

[glossy radish]

lalalaalallaala

[hazy merlin]

allow explicit content

[weary umbra]

Yaaaaaa

Allow that

[nova verge]

No.

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper

[weary umbra]

Boring

[nova verge]

Good.

[weary umbra]

Who is bastura

[nova verge]

there are literal 13 year olds on here

[noble pulsar]

i was asking for it dude

[weary umbra]

Are you talking about yourself

[noble pulsar]

haha

[nova verge]

Yep 100%

[grim edge]

I'm rich

[nova verge]

Because I haven't said I was 28 maybe 100 times

[noble pulsar]

but you still act like a 13 yr old

[nova verge]

Bro and you act like a creep

[queen canyon]

elo shaming should be against the rules

[hazy merlin]

so?

[weary umbra]

You shouldnt disrespect him
He is like probably 2x your age

[lunar frost]

[weary umbra]

Seriously

[latent pebble]

It is

[hazy merlin]

probably a 700

[idle elbow]

I

[lunar frost]

yea?

[nova verge]

Hi how r u ?

[weary umbra]

https://spotify.link/SA2JCkSHoCb

Listen to this song.🔥🔥

[nova verge]

Nah I am good thanks tho! Not clicking rando links.

lolll

[weary umbra]

Huh
Spotify's link

[nova verge]

okay

[humble wolf]

It could be phishing site i clicked on it it doesnt let you to listen the sog until you connect t your accout it ccould be phishing site

[grim edge]

[weary umbra]

What does phishing mean

[humble wolf]

R u serious reight neow bbgrl

[lunar frost]

how do u use such background?

[nova verge]

Google it.

[weary umbra]

Ok i will Google fine

I will send it again 1 sec

[grim edge]

settings themes and you should find an option for custom background there

[lunar frost]

1 sex

[humble wolf]

Hpw

[weary umbra]

😅

[nova verge]

How

[humble wolf]

Guys relax its 1 sex

[lunar frost]

on mobile as well? or just pc, and thx

[lunar frost]

1 sex only

[humble wolf]

yeh relax

[hazy merlin]

server mode is going to ban you for this ( I used the hard r several times and still not banned)

[grim edge]

Yes it works on mobile also np

[humble wolf]

I love kids ( I cooked them five minutes ago )

[nova verge]

yuck.

[hazy merlin]

I love kids (romantically)

[humble wolf]

I love kids (In kitchen)

[fickle rampart]

I love Duolingo

[lunar frost]

wot, u used the hard r word and didn’t get banned, why would i get banned for saying (sex) then

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fickle rampart]

What happens if they are 13

[nova verge]

Reported.

[grim edge]

this is a chess server

[hazy merlin]

common zax L

[fickle rampart]

[humble wolf]

mASTER ZAX THE SNITCH

[fickle rampart]

This server belongs to Duolingo now

[nova verge]

No.

[humble wolf]

Zax thinks hes conan

[hazy merlin]

Real

[fickle rampart]

Rules no longer apply.

[spiral badger]

I love kids (because I can easily beat them in chess)

[hazy merlin]

long live duolingo

[fickle rampart]

Every user is for themselves. Let the free for all begin.

[humble wolf]

I love kids because they help me clap)

[fickle rampart]

[humble wolf]

I love kids (they help me clap)

[lunar frost]

[fickle rampart]

Ok chat is starting to get a bit sUS

[hazy merlin]

purge lore

[nova verge]

I like children because I am a woman and it is engrained in me.

[grim edge]

wierd chat

[lunar frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[keen parrot]

i would love to have kids some day

[nova verge]

me too!

[hazy merlin]

I have kids in my basement

no

no

[keen parrot]

you should pay for premium so you can change your username to bong on cc

[fickle rampart]

I envy this username https://www.chess.com/member/duolingo

[keen parrot]

are you a paying premium user? cause in that case you can claim their name lol

fried liver is mid af why risk it with a traxler

[fickle rampart]

👀

[glossy radish]

unity

[nova verge]

😎

[keen parrot]

https://support.chess.com/article/3877-how-do-i-request-an-inactive-username

[fickle rampart]

starts plotting aggressively

[echo seal]

[nova verge]

damn this chat is dead forreal

[grim edge]

this being a mistake is bullshi

[lean owl]

two brilliants in one game i am returning

[grim edge]

If I beat Ding Liren bot, can I say I am at a level of a grandmaster

Because just bishop takes

@grim edge That’s literally the best move 💀

[vocal imp]

hello

[hushed fulcrum]

What’s the worst blunder someone in top level chess has ever made?

[vocal imp]

how the hell did i get a trusted role

[hushed fulcrum]

You linked ur chess.com account?

[vocal imp]

oh thats how that works?

[hushed fulcrum]

Yeah I reckon

[vocal imp]

Are you brittish

[hushed fulcrum]

Dutch

[vocal imp]

cool

[hushed fulcrum]

Reckon is really a giveaway that someone learnt British english instead of American?

I have friends from the US that use that word all the time

[vocal imp]

yeah but its not used a lot in america

[keen parrot]

its a giveaway that you speak english well, which isnt common for americans

[vocal imp]

exactl;y

[keen parrot]

[hushed fulcrum]

I beg to differ ☕️

[vocal imp]

its just proper english

[grim edge]

hello hello

:3

[vocal imp]

i was just wondering

[vocal imp]

english man

[hushed fulcrum]

I’m mostly self taught and am better at a language than people who speak it as their native language

[keen parrot]

tbh same

english is prob my best language

[vocal imp]

nice

[hushed fulcrum]

I don’t mind how someone speaks english as long as it’s understandable

[vocal imp]

Me neither

[hushed fulcrum]

Basic concept of language but still

I only hate it when ppl make their there they’re mistakes

[keen parrot]

chat rn

[hushed fulcrum]

Like it’s really not that hard

[vocal imp]

or some idiots mix up your and you're

[ruby rain]

How if I have a fork next move

If he blocks eith pawn I take the other one

[hushed fulcrum]

Your you’re I can kindoff understand but saying there when you mean they’re 💀

[ruby rain]

Or I take the pawn he blocks with and win both

[vocal imp]

bro your you're is way more common but how do you mess that up if you speak enligsh your whole life

[ruby rain]

The ai had a stroke

[vocal imp]

because maybe something better

check the best move

[ruby rain]

How's this better

[hushed fulcrum]

Maybe push a6 pawn, if he takes you push b5 pawn?

[ruby rain]

You just trade those 2 pawns

[vocal imp]

idfk

its stockfish it has its reason but if ur playing humans rd8 is good move

[ruby rain]

Stockfish is on crack

[grim edge]

Do u watch one piece

stockfish is crack

[vocal imp]

Yes

[nova verge]

My friends do they love it !

[vocal imp]

same

[grim edge]

I’m not far in one piece

[ruby rain]

I give up 1 pawn to win at least 1 other and stockfish says it's a mistake and yet the best move is trading pawns???

[random mirage]

how can i make cookies?

[vocal imp]

did anyone notice that the bullet and puzzles icon is slightly different now?

like slightly more orange

[spring solstice]

Some one come vc

[grim edge]

How far are u?

[spring solstice]

I want to lose my social awkward anxiety

[vocal imp]

like episode 330

[grim edge]

Oh I’m further than u lol

[vocal imp]

i watch it on netflix so it only goes to like 300 something i think

[spring solstice]

Oh no one piece fans

[grim edge]

I’m on like 404

[spring solstice]

Ace dies

[vocal imp]

nice

[grim edge]

I know

[vocal imp]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[random mirage]

have you ever watch the dark on netflix?

[vocal imp]

lol

[grim edge]

Bruh how did u not know

[vocal imp]

nah im kidding

[safe ivy]

anyone wanna play?

[vocal imp]

i dont watch a lot anymore ive had this pfp for almost 2 years

[spring solstice]

Also monkey d dragon is luffy dad

[paper rivet]

Hi guys

[hidden cedar]

Anyone got a good workout playlist on Spotify?

[vocal imp]

real?

[spring solstice]

Someone pls come vc

[spring solstice]

I have an avg one on my profile

[spring solstice]

nami dies sacrificing

She gets eaten my a dragon

[grim edge]

Nami doesn’t die

[spring solstice]

Shatup

[random mirage]

d4 or e4?

[spring solstice]

Ee4

[inland shore]

Damnn

[grim edge]

@vocal imp don’t listen to anything he says lol

[random mirage]

d4 is the best btw

[inland shore]

I didnt realise it was checkmate

[random mirage]

how?

[inland shore]

Just wanted to get the king out

So he can't castle

[random mirage]

k

[vocal imp]

d4 jobava london 😎

[random mirage]

someone blitz [https://play.chess.com/Bf2Wi]

[queen canyon]

Thats you

[random mirage]

@everyone

https://play.chess.com/N32CT

[queen canyon]

Dont spam

[grim edge]

loser

[random mirage]

join

[queen canyon]

Npc

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[lunar frost]

i just hanged mate

[grim edge]

hung*

[hidden cedar]

You use hang when you hang someone

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-salute-hat-off-condolences-jack-sparrow-hat-off-gif-18163964

[hidden cedar]

Heyy :)

It has yeah

[lunar frost]

i hung mate and my grammar too

[grim edge]

who here wants to lose at chess rn

[keen parrot]

me

[grim edge]

go find magnus

[lunar frost]

[keen parrot]

he isnt responding my dms

maybe should have gone easier on the kisses and hearts

[grim edge]

he replied to mine

[queen canyon]

Vimoon

[grim edge]

his discord is realmugnuscurlsen

[keen parrot]

aleks

[grim edge]

i sent him 20 bucks

poor magnum

[queen canyon]

You can call me Alexander, that is my actual name

[keen parrot]

well vimun isnt my actual name

[grim edge]

alexander the world leader?

[queen canyon]

Alexander the Great

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[queen canyon]

Man i love my name

[grim edge]

he almost conqured the world

[nova verge]

My dad used to write the King on his school papers

[queen canyon]

What is your actual name

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

congrats

[nova verge]

Just a funny story

[keen parrot]

Magnus

[nova verge]

Nothing more

[queen canyon]

Gigel i bet

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

yeah i wanted to ping too

[queen canyon]

Lmao what just happened

[keen parrot]

self delete?

[grim edge]

Someone gave into the intrusive thoughts

[keen parrot]

if mods came here late someone said the hard r with some letters mixed in

[queen canyon]

Lmao

[granite maple]

bro who said the hard r

[nova verge]

Too fast for me to report

[queen canyon]

Why you gotta mention the hard r as well

[fickle rampart]

Ruy Lopez?

[nova verge]

No.

[grim edge]

We do not tolerate the ruy lopez here

[strange skiff]

banned thanks guys

[thorn scarab]

Guys

[grim edge]

a racist person

[upbeat viper]

👀

too slow

[queen canyon]

No problemo

[thorn scarab]

I just had a fat W irl

[strange skiff]

you did bozo

[fickle rampart]

Pls no

[humble wolf]

I like Kids (romantically)

[upbeat viper]

occupied

👁️

[queen canyon]

LMAO bro is gaslighting himself

[strange skiff]

clean 50 gang

[thorn scarab]

OUR TEAM WON A FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT (I didn’t contribute and we won due to luck)

[keen parrot]

this person too?

[fickle rampart]

King’s Indian Defense?

[upbeat viper]

you're not in yet tho'

[grim edge]

[thorn scarab]

LES GOOOO

[strange skiff]

I got it from Maria who got it from Canty lol

[upbeat viper]

👀 👀

[keen parrot]

might need a taste of the ban hammer

[strange skiff]

stfu!!!

[queen canyon]

This guy is like 10 let him be

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

that aint better

[humble wolf]

Guys please join the vc

[grim edge]

I romantically like 1400+ ppl

[fickle rampart]

Don’t you got some summer reading to do

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

[humble wolf]

Bro not now

[queen canyon]

"says he is into kids"
"Asks to join vc right after"
"Refuses to elaborate"

[rose thunder]

im done losing to 900s bro im gonna find a coach when i can

[keen parrot]

im romantically into under 16||00 rated players||

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

silence child

[rose thunder]

hello

[queen canyon]

[grim edge]

I’m even lower rated than unity

[fickle rampart]

I love f||or||king ||pieces with the knight||

[flat gyro]

What about me :<

[keen parrot]

you are above 16||00||

[humble wolf]

Guys Who Knows a recipe to Cook Kids DM me please

[flat gyro]

:(

[grim edge]

nah I lost the recipe

[flat gyro]

</3

[queen canyon]

Gosh i thought i got muted for a second, i hate ptsd

[rose thunder]

i could care less if i get muted rn im never using chesscom again

[humble wolf]

Guys Who Knowles a récupéré to Cook Kids pls DM me

[rose thunder]

severe trust issues after a week of tilt

[fickle rampart]

It’s couldn’t care less

[flat gyro]

I've fallen in love with lichess for a while tbh

[fickle rampart]

Not could care less :)

[keen parrot]

a week of me is all it took to break ya huh

[grim edge]

im a cc fan

[fickle rampart]

Grammar 101 brought to you by Duolingo

[queen canyon]

This guy has been babbling nonsense the entire day

[rose thunder]

yep

moving to lichess

[fickle rampart]

Join me and take your talents to Duolingo

[grim edge]

I need other anime to watch with one piece

[queen canyon]

I bet everyone missed me while i was gone

Right guys

[grim edge]

I haven’t seen many animes and one piece is so lon

I need another one to watch at the same time

[keen parrot]

how long were you gone for

[grim edge]

I could care less about chess 🤓

[queen canyon]

3 weeks almost

[fickle rampart]

MODS GET HIM

[rose thunder]

worst part is i lost with the london and im like "no way bro i aint doin this again"

[keen parrot]

simply busy or muted?

[grim edge]

London is trash anyway

[fickle rampart]

No B word allowed in chat please

MY EYES

[keen parrot]

b||ozo||

[queen canyon]

Average one piece fan, op isnt even that good, watch aot, fullmetal, death note, theres so many anime better than op

[unkempt light]

Unmute me rn my punishment is over

[queen canyon]

Muted and locked out

[fickle rampart]

[keen parrot]

what happened

[grim edge]

Aot made me cry, full metal is alr, death note gave me chills

[queen canyon]

I dont wanna expose myself here im starting over

[grim edge]

I need better than those

[keen parrot]

... what did you do

dms if you dont want to say it here

[fickle rampart]

Delete your discord and make a new one under a fresh name, and have a fresh identity

[ruby maple]

hey guys

[humble wolf]

Guys what is ur opinion nakis

[grim edge]

This is relatable on a real life scale

[fickle rampart]

YEP

[grim edge]

have youdone your babbel yet?

The fresh name part is fr the best relatable part

[humble wolf]

Guys

[tardy basin]

why do I have 105 pings

[fickle rampart]

THIS IS A ROAD BLOCK

[tardy basin]

wthhh

just whyyy

[queen canyon]

nah i have reputation here

[grim edge]

it was me

[deft ibex]

baller

balls

balling

[viral vale]

b b b b3 Bb2

[deft ibex]

balled

ballilized

[grim edge]

bro is obsessed with ball

[nova verge]

Ballin

[deft ibex]

inbalilative

[grim edge]

Bazinga

[viral vale]

bailey

[grim edge]

ballistic

[viral vale]

balley

[nova verge]

Yeah that’s my name

[fickle rampart]

[viral vale]

fr

[nova verge]

👋👋👋

[viral vale]

fr

[nova verge]

100%

I love basketball

And I’m learning chess. Lolll

[viral vale]

basketball is good fr

thank you

yes

[lean owl]

two brilliants in one game i am returning

[heavy swallow]

Looks blue to me

[viral vale]

theyre blue and green, more green but still part blue

[keen parrot]

mate whats your pfp

[viral vale]

hazel eyes are nice

[heavy swallow]

[keen parrot]

you better be matching with someone else

[heavy swallow]

It is indeed

[keen parrot]

then its excused ig

[heavy swallow]

Now hush

[viral vale]

e-dating

[keen parrot]

e-dating is the shit ngl

[heavy swallow]

Hush

[rose thunder]

you fool

bro lost his queen multiple ways

[fast minnow]

@mestrado

[rose thunder]

[keen parrot]

i will now try to find your counterpart

[heavy swallow]

No

[viral vale]

why would i listen to your instructions when you are e-dating

[keen parrot]

where does one even find people to e-date

this server? lmao

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-22513527

[keen parrot]

this is how i look when e-dating

except im not handsome like jerma

[rose thunder]

skull

one time my friend told me that i couldnt pull any maidens

[sharp galleon]

grindr or something

[rose thunder]

now hes like "how do u not have btches"

[keen parrot]

yeah but isnt the goal there to like, fck?

[rose thunder]

like im relatively attractive ig

[lunar frost]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-23740125

[sharp galleon]

I would not do that with someone on grindr 💀

[rose thunder]

i think im more like an acquired taste

[viral vale]

ooh nice

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[viral vale]

DO NOT THE CAT

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

[bright glade]

i 200% agree

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

This is the Chess.com profile of cellen01. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Vincent (cellen01)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2334 (peak)
Blitz: 2219 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2319 (2322 peak)

[sharp galleon]

yoo I'm only 100 points away from my peak in blitz

after all these months I am finally 2200 💀

[rose thunder]

im still 1000 after like 3 months

barely any growth at all

about 30 elo is all i did

and im still tilted rn after like a week

chesscom does not want me reaching 1100

[sharp galleon]

A lot of ppl struggle with improving, but it is all about logical understanding.

[grim edge]

Bro change that anime pfp

[dusty pagoda]

🇨🇳

[grim edge]

I hate blitz. Rapid is King

[sharp galleon]

nah man

[grim edge]

Bro it makes you look weak

You need to strike fear.

[sharp galleon]

how does it make me look weak

[dusty pagoda]

[grim edge]

Because it has a female cartoon character in it

At least use Goku or Eren or something like that

[sharp galleon]

they are even more cringe 💀

[rose thunder]

bro is dictating another persons pfp

yikes

[grim edge]

Your pfp is good dw

[grim edge]

It’s not about cringe. It’s about what makes you look strong

[keen parrot]

what about my pfp

[grim edge]

You need to strike fear.

[sharp galleon]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK STRONG

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[rose thunder]

you need to not do what ur doing rn bruh

[grim edge]

Better than the anime pfp, but not amazing. It’s like playing the English instead of e4 basically

Having an anime pfp is playing e3

[nova verge]

Luke I am your father

[dusty pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/spoing-bob-gif-24622472

[keen parrot]

istg i have seen hundreds of the same ppl

in this server alone

[dusty pagoda]

bro also have bad teeth lmao

[rose thunder]

sigma

[keen parrot]

certified sigma male

[sharp galleon]

who calls themselves sigma

[keen parrot]

you are religious thats fine

[grim edge]

I have certification from the board

[dusty pagoda]

underages

[keen parrot]

but tf is rejecting the degeneracies of the modern world???

[sharp galleon]

I guess

[rose thunder]

i never cared to find out what sigma means but apparently its stuck up narcissists

[keen parrot]

sigma is supposedly above alpha male

[grim edge]

It goes deep, but I can’t be asked to explain it now

[keen parrot]

but it doesnt mean manlier, it just means being superior and not caring about your appearance

[grim edge]

Sigma means more stoic and calculated

[keen parrot]

self-proclaimed sigma males are some of the most sensible individuals online

[rose thunder]

sounds like just giving narcissism a fancy name

[grim edge]

What’s so narcissistic about sigmas?

[rose thunder]

did you not just tell somebody to change their pfp?

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[rose thunder]

and expect them to do it???

[sharp galleon]

fr

[grim edge]

Yea, but Sigmas vary

And I gave advice.

I wasn’t narcissistic

[rose thunder]

no bro that 100% sounded like a command

[grim edge]

I can’t force people to do things here bro 💀

[rose thunder]

backed up by very naughty words

[keen parrot]

who deleted that smh

[grim edge]

There was no naughty word said

[barren pebble]

So I looked up the new FIDE regulations

[silent spear]

Chess.com match system is super rigged I'm getting put up against a 600 Elo and I lose, I lose 7 POINTS OF ELO. "Play the best moves, learn basic principles" Ive done that

[sharp galleon]

I wouldn't have called that advice

[rose thunder]

didnt say anyone did

[grim edge]

i tilted 50 elo

[keen parrot]

i already had it lmao, i thought a mod did it

[barren pebble]

Don't look up who's the current president of FIDE 💀

[grim edge]

fking hell the fianchetto destroyer

[cunning osprey]

W

[grim edge]

got destroyed

[rose thunder]

welcome to the club

[cunning osprey]

Who tf even likes Dutch ppl

[grim edge]

hi tilt you suck

[hushed shuttle]

i do

[barren pebble]

Dutch people are great

[cunning osprey]

Ew

[grim edge]

I’m actually so funny

[hushed shuttle]

id way rather be dutch than american smh

[barren pebble]

What are you, a Belgian?

[keen parrot]

no, i am not a homosexual

[grim edge]

I just realised how funny I am

[hushed shuttle]

yes u are

[grim edge]

you're gay

@keen parrot Bro that banner 💀

[keen parrot]

shit i guess i am now

[grim edge]

smh

That shows weakness

[sharp galleon]

I always get matched up against ppl from 2100-2250 in rapid, and when I lose I lose 11-18, while if I win I win 4-9

[hushed shuttle]

yep

[keen parrot]

weakness got me a girl

can you say the same?

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[grim edge]

I’m waiting for marriage

[keen parrot]

W

[sharp galleon]

so shut about losing one more point than normal

[keen parrot]

so you wait for your parents to arrange it for you?

[grim edge]

what

[grim edge]

No but i still count that as a W

[grim edge]

That’s one path, or I move abroad.

[cunning osprey]

No

[low quartz]

hello

[keen parrot]

smh u saw the convo i the en passant server

[grim edge]

you're telling me you got your e girlfriend cause she liked your banner

But that isn’t the focus right now

[grim edge]

HOLD ON WAIT

[keen parrot]

dw man, there is someone for every one of us

[rose thunder]

the reason im funny is cuz i let people wipe banana remains on my shorts during lunch lmao

[grim edge]

I’m too busy on collecting knowledge in this era

[keen parrot]

no, i got a gf by being honest and easy to talk to

[grim edge]

what

[grim edge]

false advertising

[rose thunder]

some kid broke open a banana and it was crummy and sh so he wiped it over other people lmao

[grim edge]

You need to be strong and powerful.

[cunning osprey]

There's this thing called statistical anomaly LMAO

[keen parrot]

maybe i got lucky

[nova verge]

You need to be humble and patient

[grim edge]

damn it

@keen parrot Wait are you a dude

[cunning osprey]

U did

[grim edge]

no shes a girl

[keen parrot]

but its nice to think that everyone has their person, kind of like a soulmate

[grim edge]

dummy

Oh

[low quartz]

HELLO

[sharp galleon]

nah she's a female

[rose thunder]

i theoretically should be able to pull some btches, as i am tall

[grim edge]

Then she can be weak.

[keen parrot]

shocking revelation

[grim edge]

i am depleted

[grim edge]

shes an independant strong woman

You said you had a gf so I assumed you were a dude

[sharp galleon]

same

[keen parrot]

yes i am a dude tf

[grim edge]

i am so exhausted rn i wanna shut my eyes for good

[grim edge]

Bro then why do you have a girly profile

[sharp galleon]

then go to sleep I guess

[keen parrot]

"girly" bro this aint 5th grade

[sharp galleon]

or shut your eyes up and never open them again

[grim edge]

i meant the other kind

[rose thunder]

im leaving this convo bro this guy is too much

[grim edge]

Assuming girl off the pfp

[sharp galleon]

🫂

[keen parrot]

i have almost as many msgs in my dms with my gf as in this server

[grim edge]

i am assuming you're a sith lord off your pfp

[grim edge]

Good.

[grim edge]

send her my greetings

[keen parrot]

you can greet her yourself

[nova verge]

I’m Ja Morant

[keen parrot]

you probably have

[grim edge]

alright give me her tag

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

wait ANITTA????

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[keen parrot]

not saying who it is, but i can guarantee you have talked w her before

[keen parrot]

its not anitta smh

[grim edge]

Actually, @keen parrot could be faking to be weak as a disguise to have more power by manipulating the naive.

[grim edge]

MICIELA?

[viral vale]

im kawhi leonard fr

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

wait hold on

[keen parrot]

now blud is just guessing