💬〡general-off-topic

[viral epoch]

I'm seelpy

[grim edge]

eep

I'm seelpy aswell

[upbeat viper]

nop

[viral epoch]

Okr

[warped vigil]

"eep"?

[upbeat viper]

[viral epoch]

Goodnight cutie pies and other folks

[grim edge]

imma get on minecraft and start building my blåhaj hangout in diamondfire, bye chat

[grim edge]

good night cutie :3

[upbeat viper]

gn Venti

[warped vigil]

Ima "Ay Ess"

[upbeat viper]

bye qwacky duck

[hard gyro]

Out of all the mods, you were the chosen one for the memes.

[warped vigil]

Taking consonants out of a word does not make it cuter

it's like vivisecting the word

[viral epoch]

[upbeat viper]

makes sense I'm the youngest

[grim edge]

wish me luck

[hard gyro]

How old are you again?

[upbeat viper]

20

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/bTcKq.gif

[warped vigil]

it don't

[grim edge]

made by urs truely

[warped vigil]

do you get paid @upbeat viper ?

[hard gyro]

Jeez

[upbeat viper]

nop

[warped vigil]

why do you do it then?

[hard gyro]

Sorry, but I cannot sacrifice you, Zax.

[upbeat viper]

to help that community

[warped vigil]

I see

[upbeat viper]

and uh I get a free membership

and I'm bored

[grim edge]

too kind brotha

[warped vigil]

Chess.com has it made if people want to volunteer for it

I wish i was a mod

[grim edge]

are you just rich or something

[hard gyro]

Work for it, like I am lmao

[warped vigil]

it is probably less work to earn the $$$ and buy membership

[grim edge]

i remember when i did this

[warped vigil]

i am im on chess.com discord at least 30 min a day

[grim edge]

guys i think im slightly stupid

[warped vigil]

i shouldnt be but i yam

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Yeah, there's no way you're getting mod with your recent history lmao.

[warped vigil]

Is there any chance i have a chance to be a mod

[pine bison]

new background dropped

[warped vigil]

no, once i get there

[hard gyro]

Mod since July 2022?

[warped vigil]

im 16 rn

woooohoo!

[hard gyro]

Wait a couple years.

[grim edge]

:3

[hard gyro]

Only 18 and above can be mods.

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

:0

[warped vigil]

I know

[ionic tangle]

got a new peak thanks to chess.coms fair play policy 🗿

[hard gyro]

Tbf, anyone has equal chances unless they are really dedicated.

[warped vigil]

pick me plz

gn chat

[grim edge]

I wish I could set a custom background

Unfortunately chess.com just doesn’t want to give me the option to upload one

Youhou

[foggy anchor]

The feature is there but it's hard to find

I think it's in board and pieces or somewhere there

I have a custom background

[mossy comet]

youtube

[grim edge]

I just straight up dont have it

[open mason]

wat can i do for one

[grim edge]

Its a bug

[foggy anchor]

You must, do some research

[upbeat viper]

win it in our prized arenas

check events

[mossy comet]

First off you gotta ø

[grim edge]

I already did lol its still happening for some people

[mossy comet]

then you have to å

[foggy anchor]

Or contact Danny uberrensch

[mossy comet]

finally you just Æ

[hard gyro]

Or be a mod

[grim edge]

or hold a mod hostage but thats up to you

(if you do PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE hold bast hostage)

[hard gyro]

Wow

[upbeat viper]

one is more likely to be the case tho'

[grim edge]

Hum

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084599255362175139/1091767607658561717/cat_zooming_towards_camera.gif

[grim edge]

Picasso

[grim edge]

:Cat:

[mossy comet]

Statistics for Bananas Decisions

[grim edge]

tfu

[hasty iris]

BRO'S NAME 💀 IS THE BEST

bro could meme so hard with that name

[hard gyro]

Sugandha Jain

[mossy comet]

suck anduh jain

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

i have question

[hard gyro]

Which is?

[mossy comet]

“ok i think we have mate”
The mf pawn that hasnt moved and ready to en passant:

[hard gyro]

Fair enough

But there are 250 colleges under University of Delhi

Which one is it?

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

whoooooooop

[hard gyro]

Can't even say names these days

4chan users be going everywhere

[grim edge]

Whooooooooooooop

[split violet]

anyone wanna game ?

[hasty iris]

@upbeat viper are you going to CCT finals in Toronto

[upbeat viper]

no ?

why would I

[hard gyro]

You fell off, Bast

[hasty iris]

^^^

[upbeat viper]

[hexed pecan]

same here

[hasty iris]

cause chesscom mods and staff are special and they should go to chesscom events 🙂

i wanted to see u there

[upbeat viper]

but I'm not a staff

[hasty iris]

and adopt u in bullet 😎

[torpid lintel]

xD

[hasty iris]

PRETEND

[upbeat viper]

I'm only mod

[hasty iris]

[upbeat viper]

CC doesn't pay for mods travels :(

[hard gyro]

If they did, everyone would want to be a mod

[upbeat viper]

[torpid lintel]

Chess.com stuff + mods = Admin if I am not wrong :)

[hexed pecan]

• paid

[grim edge]

i won this game as black

[hexed pecan]

why did you put your queen there?

[grim edge]

p

[upbeat viper]

he took with the knight ?

[torpid lintel]

True, so of they are both then they will be Admin here? Just asking haha

[grim edge]

Fr fr, L

[grim edge]

i was about to resign until i saw this and stared at my computer for like 10 seconds stright not understanding why he didnt take my queen

[hexed pecan]

they dont buy magnus

[heavy swallow]

Hi tyra

[grim edge]

[hexed pecan]

What were both of you on

[upbeat viper]

drunk probably

[grim edge]

Hi

[hexed pecan]

why did you not take the queen then? @grim edge before

[heavy swallow]

Hru mate

[grim edge]

Womp

[heavy swallow]

Womp

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play blitz/rapid

[grim edge]

Womp Womp

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-angry-orca-shylily-womp-gif-25513662

im a 2k player

[torpid lintel]

He was thinking you had a big plan this is why you sac queen xD or he played so fast

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-esmbot-gif-25868689

[grim edge]

probably lol

[cold phoenix]

speed run to get 900's pissed off levy is a terrible teacher

[grim edge]

[cold phoenix]

although its true

[grim edge]

it was an actual engine heart attack moment

[upbeat viper]

[tropic plaza]

Fr*nch

[grim edge]

Polish vS borg when

[digital phoenix]

no

[grim edge]

[fickle rampart]

Everyone load up your Duolingo app and do a lesson NOW

[tropic plaza]

Nahhh

[grim edge]

please release my family

[fickle rampart]

Yahhhh

[grim edge]

[fickle rampart]

Sorry you have to hit your monthly xp quota

[digital phoenix]

they all in my dms trust

[tropic plaza]

no

[grim edge]

trust

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

i guess they gotta go then

[fickle rampart]

But you’re only 315k xp away

[undone pewter]

pretty good source I guess

same

[digital phoenix]

never downloaded never going to

[grim edge]

fine ill do it when im 73 sounds like a great deal to me

[ionic tangle]

what is duolingo

[undone pewter]

language learning thing

[fickle rampart]

SMH

[ionic tangle]

what is duolingo

[grim edge]

something you need to not trust

[undone pewter]

yes

[fickle rampart]

You are missing out!!!!!!!

My sole purpose is to convert chess.com users to Duolingo users

[digital phoenix]

on torture ig so

[ionic tangle]

duolingo taught me how to say "kontol" in a majestic way

[undone pewter]

dude your profile is completely duolingo themed

[fickle rampart]

[digital phoenix]

isnt kontol like

[fickle rampart]

Heck yeah

[grim edge]

bro tryna brainwash us

[fickle rampart]

Best way to learn a language

[digital phoenix]

no its monday

[undone pewter]

can duolingo make you fluent though

[strange island]

Buddy thinks he saw a tactic but doesn’t see Rxa7 Ra1 and Be6 to block the attack on the queen

[grim edge]

||the 13th||

[digital phoenix]

top bins

[ionic tangle]

whites a dumbass fr

[fickle rampart]

CURSE WORD

[undone pewter]

i guess

[fickle rampart]

[fickle rampart]

Oui

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapid

[undone pewter]

Wait are you in a duolingo discord server

[ionic tangle]

unrated?

[tropic plaza]

Ye

[flat gyro]

Babel is great

[ionic tangle]

oke sure, im gonna ded

[tropic plaza]

Ign?

[grim edge]

@fickle rampart is this ur cousin?

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[undone pewter]

Same

[undone pewter]

what languages are you learning anyway

[ionic tangle]

send the link in dms ig?

[undone pewter]

freshman

[tropic plaza]

ok

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[ionic tangle]

Mod

[undone pewter]

…

[grim edge]

a little not allowed sorry joe

[fickle rampart]

Yes we are close family

[undone pewter]

9th

[ionic tangle]

May you rest in peace Duolingo Stan

[undone pewter]

ye

[grim edge]

yeesh duolingo really brainwash my peeps

[fickle rampart]

NOOOOO

[ionic tangle]

he can literally guess your age by saying ur grade.

[fickle rampart]

:(

[tropic plaza]

Check dms

[ionic tangle]

i did

[ionic tangle]

im in the game

[fickle rampart]

Mainly French with German and Spanish on the side, as well as Russian alphabet atm

[grim edge]

anyone remembers grimmy?

[digital phoenix]

yeah why

[grim edge]

why did he get banned again? i forgor

[digital phoenix]

cheating

[grim edge]

☠️

[digital phoenix]

yeah hes the most shameless cheater ive seen

after squid of course

[undone pewter]

damn

[grim edge]

cheaters are just skill issue lmao

gn uni

[undone pewter]

’night

[undone pewter]

are you fluent in any

[fickle rampart]

Pretty strong in French, the others not so much at all lol

[undone pewter]

thats pretty cool, french is a tough language

[fickle rampart]

Yeahh having to know gender of like everything gets pretty annoying

[pallid kernel]

pull up on me then 6400 block of South Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive.

[grim edge]

i need a herooo

[digital phoenix]

ur mom

[grim edge]

spanish has that issue but it's worse

Hello all

hello person who nearly got banned

Tis I, arch

[glossy radish]

hi

[digital phoenix]

h

[glossy radish]

i

[digital phoenix]

.

[grim edge]

danny brown makes me gain +200 elo when i play blitz

[digital phoenix]

who

[manic gull]

a rapper

[tropic plaza]

Man losing alot of elo is so fum

[signal blade]

hi

been long

[tropic plaza]

The elo u grinded for hrs is gonna go boop because you got tilted

[digital phoenix]

yes fun

[fickle rampart]

Rip

[tropic plaza]

One loss all it takes

[grim edge]

Womp

Dead chat

[fierce rose]

e

i deleted acc by accident

cry

[digital phoenix]

cheater huh

[fierce rose]

nope

[digital phoenix]

doubt it

[fierce rose]

Why

[stone granite]

hi chat

[digital phoenix]

ur asking questions on how to cheat + new and 2200

[fierce rose]

no those were nust extremely funny questions

and im just good

[digital phoenix]

really then connect ur account

[fierce rose]

ok wait

But its closed

want lichess?

[stone granite]

people are blind

[strange skiff]

who was asking questions on how to cheat?

👀

[fierce rose]

me( but i didnt actually)

for real 💯

[stone granite]

bet

[fierce rose]

play me i don’t cheat

[digital phoenix]

eh sure

[strange skiff]

sounds promising

[fierce rose]

its lower rated thougg

https://lichess.org/@/ruums

[digital phoenix]

what was ur closed account on chess.com @fierce rose

[fierce rose]

ruumination

didnt do no cheating

[digital phoenix]

closed for abuse

[fierce rose]

i mad fun

[digital phoenix]

@strange skiff

[strange skiff]

oh is it?

were you closed for abuse?

[strange skiff]

bet

thanks las

kekw

[digital phoenix]

btw did u see my lvl 15 golem

[strange skiff]

yooo

you got a lv 15?

pog

[digital phoenix]

yuh

[strange skiff]

tag me in it

[split violet]

I didn't know chess had golems and I didn't know u could lvl pieces up, am I missing an update?

[digital phoenix]

yeah definitely not a different game

[dense trench]

uh oh

[split violet]

what game

[digital phoenix]

clash royale

[split violet]

oh alr alrr

[sweet coyote]

Wait

This guy got locked out fr?

[dense trench]

what does locked out mean

[digital phoenix]

banned

[sweet coyote]

a softban

[hushed pecan]

my queen is level 15

[dense trench]

from the server?

[digital phoenix]

its like permanently muted

[digital phoenix]

thats like the most useless thing u can do

[split violet]

can u get un-locked ?

[sweet coyote]

You would only have access to only one channel for appeals

[digital phoenix]

yeah appeal

[split violet]

oh alr

[hushed pecan]

nah it can fly around the board anymore

[dense trench]

sounds fun

[sweet coyote]

Get locked out then

It's easy ;)

[split violet]

can you show how ?

[sweet coyote]

Oh you can either violate the rules in this server

Or cheat and get the chess.com account connected to your discord account closed

[split violet]

hmm alr, can you give a demonstration?

[digital phoenix]

ping mods and say theyre shit

[lucid sedge]

My brother showed me the ishowspeed incident

[split violet]

what is it

[dense trench]

yeah he's right could you please demonstrate the process?

[sweet coyote]

What do i have left to demonstrate

[dense trench]

you don't have the role

[sweet coyote]

I'm not locked out

[split violet]

can you show us how quick it is to get the role ?

[dense trench]

yeah

[sweet coyote]

Do it yourself

[split violet]

idk how

[dense trench]

me neither

[split violet]

I need you to demonstrate for me

[sweet coyote]

Best way

Tell everyone you're underage

[dense trench]

we need a demonstration from you

[split violet]

you speaking from personal experience?

[sweet coyote]

Im not doing that

[dense trench]

lol

[split violet]

can you test every method and tell us which one gets you locked out the fastest ?

[dense trench]

yes please could you?

[sweet coyote]

You can test the method

I'll tell you how ;)

[dense trench]

we're fine

[sweet coyote]

Im not demonstrating dat

[split violet]

okay let's take it in turns to test each method, you go first.

[sweet coyote]

Nope, im good

[split violet]

😂 alr

[primal fern]

brooo

[sleek isle]

hello

[primal fern]

rumms got got

[split violet]

hi, do u have a cat?

[mystic stream]

wassup

[sleek isle]

yes

i m a cat

[split violet]

what's it called

[flat kraken]

today i have once again successfully tilted 40 elo points

[limpid cobalt]

hi does anyone want to play

[grim edge]

Dang

[split violet]

sure, wanna send link ?

[digital phoenix]

keep it up

[grim edge]

Oh you're also on this server too

[limpid cobalt]

https://play.chess.com/Kk58i @split violet

[flat kraken]

one day i got a massive win streak and shot straight from 1800 to 1900, decided to play a blitz tournament the next day, tilted like 80 after losing to 2 buff 1400s

now i'm just 1820 💀

[grim edge]

Dam, it happens 🤷‍♂️

[ionic tangle]

is that otb?

[grim edge]

still high rated

[flat kraken]

cc

[ionic tangle]

damn. now im scared.

[flat kraken]

you should be

[ionic tangle]

i have a massive winstreak today.

[flat kraken]

the tiltmaster is always watching 💀

[ionic girder]

1800 in cc is not very good because that is my rating and i am not very good

[ionic tangle]

i just went from 1100 to 1320 in a couple days

[coral quartz]

Scawy

[grim edge]

It's not that high, but many aren't that high rated

[flat kraken]

the average cc player is 700 rated

[ionic tangle]

no signs of tilt so far so i bet im gonna tilt bad soon

[flat kraken]

relative to average cc player, 1800 is alright (not saying it's at all good)

[coral quartz]

So I'm average
Dam

[ionic tangle]

what about Lichess

[coral quartz]

I'm effing mid

[digital phoenix]

u werent even high above 2k wym

[flat kraken]

people won't respect you until you hit 2400 💀

[upbeat viper]

hmm

do you want to analyse your games with me

[flat kraken]

is this what 2000 rated games are like

[coral quartz]

I respect everyone. Even 700

[upbeat viper]

okay

[coral quartz]

Respect

[upbeat viper]

let's do that

[digital phoenix]

respect

[upbeat viper]

[hasty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[upbeat viper]

wait

no

I'm 2008

[digital phoenix]

puzzle battle on mute is so cursed

[hasty iris]

for no reason im sending this cause it's amzing

[upbeat viper]

I'm 2 lower still

[digital phoenix]

i think i deserved it

[humble cliff]

hi guys its me the only british guy to ever exist

[flat kraken]

you won fair are square

[upbeat viper]

yes yes

fixing my mic

[flat kraken]

it's the flag of azerbaijan 🤓

[upbeat viper]

OBS isn't detecting my mic

that's why

wait

[humble cliff]

thats england idk what u meannnn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[upbeat viper]

Imma restart my PC

freak it

[flat kraken]

that's mozambique 🇺🇸 🤓

[last verge]

me after i beat a 2k+ player in a 10+0 game using 34 seconds of clock time

[digital phoenix]

im gonna play rapid for the first time this month and see what happens

[upbeat viper]

hmm

lemme cook

[last verge]

holy shit bruh 💀💀💀💀

[limpid cobalt]

hi guys

[last verge]

im higher rated than you now

[limpid cobalt]

can soemone give me tips to improve ive been stuck at 1500

[sleek isle]

yes

[last verge]

i just beat a 2053 playing like it was hyperbullet

[restive storm]

the solution is more blitz and bullet

[digital phoenix]

i got shit on

[last verge]

can confirm

@grim edge also exciting news im officially registered for my first uscf event

[grim edge]

hello all

im going to play chess everyday

so i can ask my parents if i can go to a local chess event

*next summer

[primal fern]

bruh how old are you?

[grim edge]

15

[primal fern]

dont' ask them just go

and take their money

so you can pay for your entry

[grim edge]

are you stupid????

[last verge]

skull

[primal fern]

become a chess delinquent

like all of us

[grim edge]

hell no

[last verge]

neuro most viable uscf events are a minimum of two hours away

[primal fern]

no i'm fots

[last verge]

i can afford the entry fee but i can't drive yet

[grim edge]

whats USCF

[mystic stream]

dead chat

[silent spear]

My warranty ran out so time to take things into my own hands 😈

[last verge]

united states chess federation

[last verge]

im playing my first uscf tournament soon sp i'll be NM like you

[mystic stream]

ur stinky chicken feet

[mystic stream]

good luck

[last verge]

now im wfm

[digital phoenix]

walk

[mystic stream]

bro changed it to WFM

[digital phoenix]

not that hard

[last verge]

my training account crossed 2100 so im wfm now

[mystic stream]

dayum

if only it was fide rated :(

[last verge]

it is

[grim edge]

what fide

[primal fern]

@slow knot this guy is an NM

[primal fern]

federation internationale des echecs

[grim edge]

huh?

[primal fern]

it's French

the french organization of chess in the world

International Federation of chess

[digital phoenix]

echehchhsfbquwf

[primal fern]

but it's french

[grim edge]

ohhhhhhh

[primal fern]

so it's Federation international des echecs

[grim edge]

im only couple day old :3

i just misclicked my queen

and have no way of taking the pain out of losing my queen

[mystic stream]

Ban

[grim edge]

in chess..

[frigid field]

https://lishogi.org/mnbzgyrh

[digital phoenix]

dude a rapid game takes so long

[ionic tangle]

what the hell did you expect

[digital phoenix]

oops

overheated

but he had 10 sec so i just flagged ez

[grim edge]

what did u expect

[digital phoenix]

also i took 8 seconds on this cos idk what im doing

[grim edge]

its not speed chess, in rapid u can think smarter and for much longer

[digital phoenix]

nah in 1k rating everyone rushes and dies

[last verge]

almost looks like semitarrasch

[last verge]

no, i beat a 2000 in 10+0 using 34 seconds. you do Not. need to think long

[grim edge]

not me :3

[digital phoenix]

yeah but it was sort of london and i wanted to get rid of the bishop as fast as i could

[grim edge]

who says u NEED to think longer,

[last verge]

skull

[digital phoenix]

yeah i dont even care anymore screw the bishop

[grim edge]

Yea, I would probably do the same ngl

That's why I stay away from the declined

[last verge]

d5 player

[digital phoenix]

u play qga?

[digital phoenix]

i do nf6 first so i can do whatever i want

[last verge]

d4 Nf6 c4 e6 Nc3 whats ur choice

[digital phoenix]

i just d5 ig

[grim edge]

I mean, yee if I play d5.

But I play Nimzo-Indian or QID depending

[last verge]

Bb4 or d5 or some other nonsense never seen

[digital phoenix]

[last verge]

hmm b6

[ocean summit]

👋

[last verge]

ponziani openng

[grim edge]

Yeee

[last verge]

qid suspicious

i have to learn some new openigns after my first uscf tournameny

[fading spruce]

@digital phoenix what you and @glossy radish are doing is cursed

You even took literally don’t watch anime out of your about me

[digital phoenix]

its my server profile also what are u on

[fading spruce]

I know but it’s still cursed

[digital phoenix]

i dont even know where my pfp clone went

[last verge]

tripled e pawns

[coral quartz]

What do you think about bogo?

[last verge]

bogo indian isnt bad

[grim edge]

SERVER RESTARTS IN 3 MINS

[fading spruce]

Bastoura in vc

[strange island]

How is this not brilliant

[last verge]

theres probably a better move

before i lookat engine maybe O-O

[grim edge]

WON A GAME IN BULLET IN LESS THAN 2 MINS

[strange island]

maybe

but it’s still a nasty lil move

[grim edge]

it was awfully easy

the guy kept making shit moves

like bro just pause for like 1 second

[grim edge]

It's okay

and think abt it

welp time to absoluetly throw my rapid out the window cya

[last verge]

hmm engines not a fan and i realized it didnt work

[coral quartz]

I need something new against d4. Englund not working anymore. Super weird.

[last verge]

computer stockfish gives Nxd4 top engine its prob just because ur on mobile

[last verge]

dude you're 1600 stop playing the englund

[slow knot]

where

[coral quartz]

I was 1300 like a week ago.

[last verge]

you were never 2100

[last verge]

skull

[coral quartz]

Bro is lying?

[last verge]

depends how you play the englund

[coral quartz]

I play the charlick whatever forgot its name

[last verge]

that's f6?

no f6 is soller ur palying d6

i'm finally self teaching ochem none of this compound naming shit makes sense

what the hell is methylcyclopropane

[coral quartz]

Its Hartlaub charlick

[last verge]

so ur just playing the pawn down englund

no fancy traps

[coral quartz]

It works sometimes. It's weird

[grim edge]

beads

[fervent gulch]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81387404488?tab=review&move=5&tab=review&classification=greatfind&autorun=true

[worn ice]

Godfathersrini (557) vs. Daniel_daly (649)

Move List

1. d3 e5 2. Nf3 c6 3. Nxe5 Qa5+ 4. Bd2 Qxe5 5. f4 Qxb2 6. Nc3 d5 7. e4 Nf6 8. e5 Bg4 9. Be2 Bxe2 10. Kxe2 Ng4 11. Rb1 Qa3 12. h3 Nh6 13. f5 Nxf5 14. e6 fxe6 15. Qe1 Bb4 16. Kf2 Nd4 17. Qe3 Bxc3 18. Bxc3 Qxc3 19. Rhe1 Nd7 20. Rb3 Nxb3 21. axb3 O-O-O 22. Qxe6 Rdf8+ 23. Kg1 Qd4+ 24. Kh2 Qf4+ 25. Kg1 Qf2+ 26. Kh2 Qxc2 27. b4 Qxd3 28. Qg4 Rf1 29. Rxf1 Qxf1 30. Qxg7 Re8 31. Qxh7 Qf4+ 32. g3 Re2+ 33. Kg1 Qf2+ 34. Kh1 Re1# 

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[brave pendant]

#💬〡chess-talk

i coukldnt find it

so i just put it here for me to find it

[maiden mesa]

anybody else find they play better after taking adderall

[grim edge]

Queens Gambit irl

https://play.chess.com/bqFjL anyone wanna play?

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/mbappespeed7

[still grove]

Sure, what's your username?

[nimble niche]

Finally gone

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/zsYBx

[still grove]

Link doesn't worm

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/member/amaytheape

[warm turret]

back home from work

[grim edge]

whats your user

[still grove]

ValValChess

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapid/blitz

[grim edge]

What in the heck is your time zone?

[ionic tangle]

are you sure u wanna be like bobby fischer? 🗿

[grim edge]

going back to minecraft my mind is bad rn

[still grove]

Alright, gg

[grim edge]

gg...

[lament jacinth]

Dead chat be like

[nova verge]

☠️☠️☠️

[echo seal]

Was that the flash of '87

[elfin pebble]

Chat needs to be

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/love-heart-baby-yoda-cute-gif-17295903

[random drum]

On baby steps

[outer jewel]

This channel is not as active as it normally is

[nova verge]

Yep ur right

[severe oxide]

Chat dead lol

i tilted on chess.com so i started playing on the forbidden site

[upbeat viper]

[tropic plaza]

Crazy ne6

[severe oxide]

i was scared to play on cc :sadge:

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-ts-team-uwu-gif-21159211

[static latch]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-wipe-out-ouch-gif-15032333

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/gurueast-gif-22868048

[grim edge]

What us bro plan

Is*

[tropic plaza]

Mate in 2 if kh8

[grim edge]

Skill issue fr

[nova verge]

100%

[tropic plaza]

Qh6+ if fxe6

[grim edge]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

how to play chess

every time i queue a rapid game i have to sweat like mad

[tropic plaza]

quit chess

[tropic plaza]

Just dont sweat

If youre scaredd of losing elo, a certain fish can help you

[digital phoenix]

such a typical crow

[digital phoenix]

im not scared its the losing thats scared of me

[tropic plaza]

Why did i typed squared instead of scared

[tropic plaza]

a fish can help you to remove those fears

[digital phoenix]

the losing is scared bro not me

[tropic plaza]

So youre still scared of playing since youre scared to lose

[digital phoenix]

do u not understand english

[tropic plaza]

I dont understand anything tbh

[frigid field]

"MOM HELP IM ^2"

[tropic plaza]

Fair

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-esmbot-gif-25868689

[hard pulsar]

I dont get it

Maybe

"Magnus Carlsen has chess cancer" ril or feke

[frigid field]

Is the chess community gullible?

[hard pulsar]

💀

No

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/trap-gif-18381488

[hard pulsar]

Yo what's the name of that vid

I've been trying to find it

[slim loom]

Yo

[hard pulsar]

Femboy spotted real?

[next siren]

"gothamchess - my honest reaction"

on yt

[buoyant rover]

my god

[grim edge]

Hi

[hard pulsar]

The original one?

[hard pulsar]

Hi

[hard pulsar]

What's the name of ur pfp?

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/morsmutual-mmi-mmi-server-discord-mmi-mmi-discord-gif-24038243

[nova verge]

☠️☠️☠️

[stark oriole]

anyone wanna play unrated?

[severe oxide]

nah

im 402 elo so im probs better than you

[ionic tangle]

levy just staring without blinking non stop

[severe oxide]

im like best in the world

no one is better than me 🥱

[buoyant rover]

Hewwo!!! UwU

[tender roost]

Hello anyone down for 2 / 3 games of rapid?

With chat

[nova verge]

HIYA

[buoyant rover]

:3

[severe oxide]

@grim edge found ur alt

[buoyant rover]

Amognus

[primal fern]

@tender roost !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @tender roost, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[tender roost]

Thank you!

[severe oxide]

W ohio gyatt

[tender roost]

How do I find someone to play with here

[severe oxide]

Say “W ohio gyatt”

[tender roost]

W ohio gyatt

[severe oxide]

it works

[severe oxide]

u have to ping neurolink and say it tho

only works if u ping neurolink

[tender roost]

@primal fern w ohio gyatt

[severe oxide]

now jus wait

if nothing happens do it again

[primal fern]

[wat

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[primal fern]

why u ping me

[severe oxide]

w ohio gyatt

[tender roost]

To find chess partner

[primal fern]

nobody here plays chess

[severe oxide]

Neuro do u have a w ohio gyatt

[tender roost]

I dont understand the american what is an ohio gyatt

[severe oxide]

💀

i feel bad

[nova verge]

Ohio sucks

[simple trail]

Ohio is the best state

[nova verge]

Michigan is better

[severe oxide]

W ohio rizz

[tender roost]

Ohio is a state yes

[hasty iris]

BANNABLE 💀 ur so mean bruh

[severe oxide]

we partake in tomfoolery

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-and-kiss-tom-and-jerry-kiss-love-hug-gif-16284316

[tender roost]

Absolute ludicrous chain of events

[severe oxide]

real

[primal fern]

nobody knows what that means ur not cool

[buoyant rover]

UwU meow

[buoyant rover]

:333 meow

[tender roost]

How do i send my cat

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tender roost With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[tender roost]

Can i dm it to someone so you send it

[grim edge]

It's chess Belle why?

Anime Seraph of the End

[undone bridge]

I know bro is not tryna rizz me up

[autumn hare]

@Clyde

anyone agree

my bad guys

[buoyant rover]

Rawr :3

[autumn hare]

dude what

[primal fern]

@autumn hare !trusted

[stable jungle]

@autumn hare With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[buoyant rover]

UwU ok!!!

[severe oxide]

Its a joke calm down lil bro

[raven hollow]

Does anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

Ye

[raven hollow]

DM me

[golden badge]

Nice weather today

[nova verge]

Slidin into those DMs

[grim edge]

Ye really nice

[nova verge]

Where is that??

[golden badge]

Guess?

[nova verge]

Orlando

[golden badge]

India , in the Himalayas

[severe oxide]

doxxed

[golden badge]

No way

[severe oxide]

lol

i basically own this server 🥱

[tender roost]

When do you guys play chess

[golden badge]

Never

[severe oxide]

because im on house arrest

[median gulch]

Hello bro

[severe oxide]

sup

#FreeAlice ✊

[nova verge]

#FreeJa

let him play those 25 games

[median gulch]

Gotham 😂

[misty sedge]

#FreeSpeed

he ain't do that on purpose❌❌

[severe oxide]

blud 100% did it on purpose

#FreeAlice

[misty sedge]

nuh uh

Whos Alice😭

[latent pebble]

#alicewasfullofmalice

[severe oxide]

some guy who got banned from this server

[latent pebble]

did speed get arrested?

[severe oxide]

no

[cobalt sluice]

why did alice even get banned

[ionic tangle]

ishowspeed?

[latent pebble]

yes

[cobalt sluice]

noone cares about your mental wellbeing

[ionic tangle]

no. hes in the hospital from a cluster headache.

[severe oxide]

saying “Blackc**k Sicilian”

[latent pebble]

still?

[nova verge]

Imma just have my daddy buy it. Lemme make a call

[cobalt sluice]

damn

[ionic tangle]

it takes weeks or months to recover from that. cuz its rare

[severe oxide]

12.342.12.45 look familiar?

[cobalt sluice]

not possible

[last verge]

cold

[severe oxide]

#FreeNugette

#FreeAlice

#FreeBlazin

[tropic plaza]

#freeIncho

[severe oxide]

Matrix got them all

[cobalt sluice]

JESSE WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE QUALITY JESSE

[nova verge]

Someone’s been sniffing glue

[tender roost]

W ohio gyatt

[severe oxide]

i sniff glue and eat slugs

[nova verge]

Good for you!

[severe oxide]

they call me slug man back home

[latent pebble]

whos blazin

[severe oxide]

JimboBlazin

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnmR6Sqh5NQ

[nova verge]

you play baseball then?

Ever heard of a slugger

[cobalt sluice]

(guitar)

[tropic plaza]

School in 3 days, lifes gonna suck again

[severe oxide]

Matrix got jimboblazin

[tropic plaza]

Honestly the best intro

[upbeat viper]

factual

[severe oxide]

ive been at school for the past 6 weeks lmfao

[lilac sundial]

e

[upbeat viper]

it was such a surprise

[severe oxide]

im at school rn 💀

[tropic plaza]

I thought im watching different show

[cobalt sluice]

the city's called Duke
the state's called New Mexico

[severe oxide]

humanities class is MID

[tropic plaza]

humss?

[cobalt sluice]

hummus class

https://tenor.com/view/happy-international-hummus-day-hummus-hummus-day-gif-21543338

[severe oxide]

unban alice ✊

[tropic plaza]

Im gonna be senior next year

[severe oxide]

im not eating or sleeping until alice gets unbanned ✊

the hunger strike starts

[cobalt sluice]

imagine if this played at the end of felina

[tender roost]

W ohio gyatt

[tropic plaza]

Alice actually got banned because of sici var? Thought he did something else

[severe oxide]

W ohio gyatt

[keen parrot]

i know your fatass couldn't last a day

[severe oxide]

i could go a couple days

ive done it before

my friend said “$20 if u dont eat for 3 days”

That $20 was obtained

[keen parrot]

not worth it

[tender roost]

20 bucks for not eating 3 days

You shouldve just gone to work

[severe oxide]

$20 is $20

[tropic plaza]

Been doing that for free

[latent pebble]

bro why

[cobalt sluice]

give me 20 bucks for 20 bucks

[buoyant rover]

20€

[cobalt sluice]

"then my friend said “$20 if u die"

[severe oxide]

easy money

[tropic plaza]

Could have asked for 10$ tbh

[grim edge]

/atrust

[keen parrot]

1000 dollars to the next person to not eat for a year

[severe oxide]

meh i just drank a lot of water

[severe oxide]

say less

[frigid field]

less

[cobalt sluice]

who needs to drink water when you can drink the tears you get after losing a chess match 😎

[digital phoenix]

why do people react to hunger strikes cant u just let them die

[severe oxide]

i just eat weapons

[frigid field]

Why do people in wheel chairs get bullied, cant they just stand up for themselves?

[digital phoenix]

that is so unrelated

[tropic plaza]

If you blender your food is it still called eating?

[digital phoenix]

but fair point

[severe oxide]

#FreeAlice

[keen parrot]

how can someone be homeless, just get a house

[cobalt sluice]

why do 🦉 🦉, cant they just 🦉

[digital phoenix]

did u just join server only for that

[frigid field]

who?

[buoyant rover]

if you consume an ice cube are you drinking a drink or eating a food

[cobalt sluice]

he joined server to troll

[severe oxide]

ive been in this server since like april

[tropic plaza]

Eating water

[buoyant rover]

mmmmm delicious

[digital phoenix]

not anymore

[keen parrot]

what happened to your old acc

[buoyant rover]

I love ice

[cobalt sluice]

and you've been an asshole since april

[tropic plaza]

I do not agree to someone who says water has no taste

[severe oxide]

ill get it back

[raven hollow]

does anyone wanna play chess

[cobalt sluice]

who's @grim edge

[keen parrot]

i dont support #FreeAlice, because its free and thats communism

[cobalt sluice]

i dont support #FreeAlice, because i'm me

[digital phoenix]

i don't support

[tender roost]

Yes

Lets play

[covert cosmos]

i support kirby

[hasty iris]

play me 1 game bullet before i sleep

[keen parrot]

valid

[hasty iris]

gogogo

[cobalt sluice]

W

[tender roost]

Elo?

[cobalt sluice]

L in smash tho

[half hinge]

Smash Kirby

[hasty iris]

1600 but we can do queen odds

[latent pebble]

Mental

[frigid field]

You idiot, there is no "L" in the word smash. you complete fool.

[cobalt sluice]

193.292.12.494

[tender roost]

Whats your username

[frigid field]

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wiped-out-fail-fall-gif-4218994

[keen parrot]

wow that's actually not far off mine

[latent pebble]

alice was too out of pocket

[buoyant rover]

on my previous game I trapped my opponents queen and made sure that his queen wouldn't survive Mehahahahagaha

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/jrkix

[half hinge]

Imagine being sucked dry by Kirby

[covert cosmos]

bruh

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-sponge-absorb-cry-gif-10458976

[frigid field]

https://lishogi.org/UtMclIUK
amateur. Real pros play shogi

[tropic plaza]

Gonna be having the best day of my life

[keen parrot]

lishogi

[cobalt sluice]

i wish

[half hinge]

Fr

[frigid field]

dont question it lol

[keen parrot]

welcome to the horniest chess server

[tropic plaza]

Anyone wanna play rapind

[buoyant rover]

It was my most genius game yet!!!

[cobalt sluice]

lmfao how is that not censored

[nova verge]

They’re all horny if you read between the lines

[buoyant rover]

Animals with horns are horny aren't they?

[covert cosmos]

real

[cunning osprey]

Yes, there is no other meaning to the word

[covert cosmos]

definitely

[cobalt sluice]

i know something thats like a horn rn

[cunning osprey]

A horn²

[nova verge]

My first day here someone said they were going to splurge on my face.

[tropic plaza]

Why is a horn scared

[buoyant rover]

I like how it says that the horse I moved to get his queen was a blunder but I would like to disagree

[cobalt sluice]

mmm milk

[half hinge]

186.179.214.61

[cunning osprey]

Why not

[nova verge]

Nah

[buoyant rover]

that's my IP /srs

[covert cosmos]

fake ip

[tropic plaza]

Why is everyone just sending ips l

[cunning osprey]

Not how that works 🤦‍♂️

[cobalt sluice]

i know you're not serious

[half hinge]

Holy shi, we got Sherlock right here

[cobalt sluice]

fr

[buoyant rover]

but I said /srs therefore I have to be

[nova verge]

😎😎😎

[covert cosmos]

3.1415926

[cobalt sluice]

ips with 3 digit starter always have the third one with 2 digits

[half hinge]

It was for the meme

Lol

[cobalt sluice]

low effort, your opinion is no longer valid

[covert cosmos]

agreed

[cunning osprey]

Third and fourth are one integer each

[half hinge]

Btw check that ip cuz is real, it directs you to some country in Africa

[cunning osprey]

Each IP is 8 digits

[cobalt sluice]

damn fr?

teach me more

[cunning osprey]

I seriously don't know much but tried to learn that much to laugh at nons who try to do fake IPs

And then they go over the integer limit and get the amount wrong

[cobalt sluice]

lmao

whats the integer limit again? i forgor

[cunning osprey]

It's always something like 295.930..421.1

[cunning osprey]

Highest digit it can be

[covert cosmos]

i only know the limit is 255 for the first number

[cunning osprey]

Which in this case is 255

Oh I was slow 😦

[cunning osprey]

Limit for all is 255

[covert cosmos]

isnt there a number with 2 digits

or something

[half hinge]

Sends to Paramaribo

[cunning osprey]

Lmao

[cunning osprey]

Can be it depends on region

[cunning osprey]

Where I am it follows an XXX.XXX.X.X rule

[simple lagoon]

hello

[digital phoenix]

have to assert dominance

[cunning osprey]

But other countries have different patterns for their domains

[simple lagoon]

I'm real gm

[covert cosmos]

nice

[cunning osprey]

Bro get that chess speak out of here

[digital phoenix]

i think i shouldve walked the king more i have 50 moves

[grim edge]

thats the best mate ive ever gotten

[clear sequoia]

0-255 for a byte
0-15 for a single hex character

[grim edge]

im so happy

[cunning osprey]

Yeah

[covert cosmos]

my brain doesn't have enough storage for this

[grim edge]

bet i would beat you

[digital phoenix]

ud probably get better reactions in #💬〡chess-talk

[cunning osprey]

Sure u would

[digital phoenix]

i dont like looking at chess gifs

[covert cosmos]

< 500 rated

[digital phoenix]

id rather just arrow forward and backward whenever i can

[loud dove]

Heylo

[cobalt sluice]

queen sac was clean

[cunning osprey]

Hello there

[grim edge]

you should verse me frfr

[cobalt sluice]

you wanna play?

[cunning osprey]

It wasn't great because it's not a forced line his opponent was just brain-dead

[cunning osprey]

Do I have to I'm still waking up

[cobalt sluice]

lmao

[grim edge]

i wanna verse bacon man

[cobalt sluice]

ok

[grim edge]

YUS

YOU BE WEAK NOW

WE STRIKE EARLY

[cunning osprey]

Sigh